The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 43
Grammy's, Fit Tea Twitter vs Mrs. Curry, Tax & Vlad, and probably some other things!
So both of you guys makes it off. Austin, we rolling. We've been. We've been. Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! And we are here, I'll name this podcast later, episode number 43, I'm assuming, correct? Feels good. Sure. I'm asking you guys. Alright, thanks. Wonderful. I am your host, Joe Button. I have the unlovely, mighty, the body here with me. Also have Michael Roj with me still for some reason. And yeah, we are here. That joke is getting kind of dry, man. I think people like us now. Yeah. Especially after last night. I think that joke is right. It's of course. No, I think you guys just tend to highlight the people that do like you. That's untrue. That's very interesting. I was talking to a woman, a woman friend of yours who was at my house the entire day the other day. And I was telling her, I said, I said, I said, you know, it's funny. I think me and Rory have been out a couple of places and people like him, they recognize him. She's like, yeah, I think it's really weird for him too. I think he's really getting used to it now because Rory isn't introverted. It is true. It is fucking weird though. I don't really like people. Well, wait. Do people like you too? Yeah. They really fucking do. Yeah. Actually, a couple of girls freaked the fuck out in LA and lost their shit. And I was like, oh my god, and then I lost my shit because they lost their shit. Oh my god. Who was there? Who did you guys lose your shit over? Me. It was me. They fought with the kid in the streets, B. In the streets. Okay. And in Atlanta, and that's the reason why I got fucked up with Delta last week. All right. All right. All right. Well, let me just say I'm happy for the both of you and your new found. What do we call it? Stardom? Famagease? No. Famagease? It's Famagease. I wouldn't even call it that. It's very adjacent. No, we're only famous to people that pay for meet and greets to see Joe. Yeah. Let's not oversell it. Yeah. See, that's Maddy's problem. Maddy's. That's not oversell. Maddy will get Maddy's shit. Yeah. She loved it. Erases. Maddy's coming to me with merch ID. I did. I did. Let me tell you. I'm a realist. No, Maddy gets like five tweets and she's like, everyone wants us to talk about it. Yes. We get 50,000 hits a week and she takes two tweets and it's like, this is what we need to do. Yeah. Yeah. That's Maddy. Thank you, everyone. I love you guys. We need to talk about this week, but I want to start somewhere a little different. I want to start. It's a public service announcement to Vlad, man. Baby, baby. Oh, man. Baby, baby, baby. Where do we start? You know. Is this Vlad from VladTV.com? The premier hip hop journalist. Vlad. So last night, my mentions begin to get fucking bombarded. And when I say bombarded, I mean all of four people. Four people begin to tweet me a link to VladTV and tax stone having an interview. Now my brain is a little unique. So the first thing I thought to myself was why these two guys have an interview? What the fuck? This is an odd pairing if I've ever seen one and then it dawned on me. It dawned on me. I said, wait a minute. Now I see what's happening here. It's not an odd pair. I would think it's an odd pair. And I'm not saying that to discredit tax at all. I'm saying that to discredit Vlad because I'm a, personally, I don't click anything that has to do with Vlad. I only watched this because it had to do with you and our podcast, but I boycott Vlad. I don't watch anything he does. Neither. I don't think he's a journalist. I think he just fucking sits people down on a couch and tries to get gossip out of them. Well, that's really, it's not really man behavior, but that's in the here nor there. But that's why I thought this was an odd pairing at first. That was my initial thought. Initially I thought Vlad and tax from what I know of them both, which may not be very much, it seemed odd. And then the more my brain began to work, the more it made sense. Vlad hates Joe or doesn't hate Joe or doesn't fuck with Joe or whatever. And that's great. He deserves the right to do so. Tax. I don't know what to call his disdain for myself, but in this world we live in. He hasn't unfollowed me and I haven't unfollowed him. So I will assume it's trivial at most, right? But Vlad for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years has taken great pride in interviewing anyone with anything negative to say about me. Right. So I'm listening to this interview and I really want to name any of you. Vlad kind of just Vlad asked tax, what happened? Tax answered. And Vlad said, you know what? I can identify with you because I don't fuck with Joe either and Joe doesn't fuck with me and I don't know why and yeah, and I'm successful and you're successful and here we are and we both dislike Joe and then that was the end of it. And I said, wow, man, I got to be a pretty fucking powerful guy, right? But before I get into my own self-loathing here, my own, patting myself on the back here, Vlad said a few things I just want to address. Vlad went on to say, he said, yo, Joe is the only one that doesn't fuck with me in slaughterhouse. I've been rocking with them for years, me and Joe, well, we mad, cool, we eat burgers together, me and motherfucking Royce, yo, I was in the deep with Royce, yo, it was real out there. Me and Crook, we talk every day with you in the text. Let me, listen, bro, I need to be the one to tell you this. It's not just me that doesn't fuck with you in slaughterhouse. It's not me. It's not just me. I don't pretty much hate you. Actually, not pretty much. We all really fucking hate you, but the three of them may play games that I refuse to. Number one and number two, I take that back. I don't necessarily hate you. I don't know you well enough to hate you. I hate the man that you are. And when I say that, let me tell you a little bit about me. When people show me red flags of who they really are, I tend to take mental note and I react accordingly. So when you perpetuate bullshit the way that you do Vlad is nothing wrong with it. I too perpetuate bullshit a lot too. But when niggas come to you for the business and you do nothing but fucking call the police and press charges and take niggas to court, no, no, I can't respect it. I can't respect it now. You can't be the arsonist and the firefighter. You can't play both sides of the fence. It's not possible. So Vlad's a fag. So once I saw Vlad was a fag and he did a lot of other faggy shit, but we won't really get into all that. I decided to remove myself from anything having anything to do with Vlad because I know me. And now that we know him is no point us pairing together because you're going to continue to do fuck shit. One day I will eventually want to do something about the fuck shit that you do. And then you'll call the police and I will be in jail. So that's one, right? Now tax. This is where I get a little confused. All I know of you is to be -- I want to find the proper words here -- a Brooklyn byproduct, right? We'll say that for lack of a better term. And tax has tweeted some things that I find to be hilarious. So I thought that him and I would be able to do a good interview. I'm almost mad that I even have to sit here and discuss this, but I will because it seems like ever since our meeting, me and you tax, it seems as if you continue to speak about what occurred. You're on like a grand world tour as a podcaster. Which is great. Which is great. There's nothing wrong with that at all. But as I kind of foresaw ages ago when I tweeted to you that you are acting sort of like the third world country women that you accused me of being with and you say that you're nothing like it all, you're acting exactly like these third world country women. You continue to do interviews about me. You continue to feel a way about what occurred. You continue to tweet about what occurred. It seems to be your best podcast to date or at least your most talked about podcast. So I would think that you would just take that and build upon it instead of regressing so much to continue to talk about me and me and me and me and me and me. I saw you say that you wanted to see me in person and discuss some things that I said to you that may have rubbed you the wrong way and I'm confused because you're this tough fucking guy from Brooklyn and you keep saying a bunch of sideways slick shit out your mouth and I don't say a word. Why do you think that is that I don't say a word? Let me answer you. You guessed it. I don't care. I don't care about the things that people say. I care about action. You on the other hand, for you to be this Brooklyn byproduct, I'm confused at how I could have said anything to offend you to the point where you would want to speak to me in person. I'm always available like I've always been available for the last 15 fucking years. I don't make my I don't I don't make my fucking whereabouts. So fucking, uh, uh, inconspicuous. I don't I don't maneuver that way. I'm very accessible throughout these New York City streets and luckily for all parties involved. I love nothing more than a great conversation. Now I doubt that I'll get that from our encounter whenever we have it because I didn't quite enjoy our last conversation. But I'm willing to give it a shot. Uh, also I just want to clear up one more thing before we proceed on with the regularly scheduled program. Um, it's read it read in a big headline. Um, tax explains why he kicked Joe button off the podcast and then I was a little confused again because I left that podcast. Now if it does something for your ego contest that you are so blatantly attempting to have with me, I have no problem with you saying that you kicked me off your podcast. But if you look at the tape and it's tape because you were taping, I said, we should end this now. And then you agreed. That's a mutually agreed upon sentiment. Um, so I just want to help the people, uh, shout out to Vlad, shout out to them both. God bless them both because I'm a very God-fearing man and I want nothing but the best for everyone. But enough is enough with a shit Jesus Mary and Joseph. Oh, and now that my sermon is out of the way, hi, Hey man, you guys good? Yeah, we're fine. Great. So we, I'd like to get to today here. Grammys. Want to start with the Grammys? Yeah. Let's start with the fucking Grammy. Congratulations to Kaylani. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, that's where we take Mottie's mic. Just that fast. So we're doing a podcast. We're not here for you to suck your friends dick that you text every other day. Uh, no, why are we congratulating Kaylani because our first fucking nomination. Yeah, but off the rip before we say anything else about anybody. She's a, she's Grammy nominated and we're talking about the Grammy. She deserves a congratulations. So does Fetty Wap who also got his first Grammy nomination Jersey. And I will give mercy for Mike Beck so we can talk about Fetty Wap. Um, I even brought up the list. So we don't have to do our usual, uh, ask and banter. I don't know if I have much, um, if I have much input on the, who got a nod and who didn't get a nod, um, ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, because Joe broke the mic. No, I took Mottie. Mike, she was talking crazy. Uh, all right. Uh, so what are we doing? We're, uh, congratulating Kaylani on her Grammy nod as, as a newcomer. That's a very big deal. So shout out to her, um, we're congratulating Fetty Wap. That's a very big deal. For sure. Uh, had an amazing year. Hopefully he wins it. He deserves to in my eyes. What else happened? Back to back drink. Right? Yeah, that's a very interesting nominee. Back to back is nominated for a Grammy and everybody was all up in arms because this was a disrecord nominated for a Grammy and they're saying it's the first disrecord ever nominated for a Grammy. I for one personally don't believe that, um, but it's still a pretty cool feat. It is. Um, Ebro was saying behind the scenes that Drake has pissed about it because he didn't even want that to be submitted and I read today, this is not from Ebro, but I read online today that hotline bling was not even submitted to be, uh, nominated because cash money fucked up and it was a clerical oversight. I read that too. I read that as well. Yeah. Um, why would Drake be mad about this? I guess because that's not what he was pushing. I'm, I'm assuming. I don't think he was necessarily pushing hotline bling either until it was. Uh, that, that was definitely the direction they wanted to go. Oh, as far as you see, yes, but they ripped it off sound cloud. They put on iTunes. That's a single. He wants to push back to back. Isn't one. Yeah. When it was time to fucking push a single when he did hotline bling and played it on fucking over your radio. I don't think that it definitely wasn't supposed to be a single, but that's my point, or it being on sound cloud. That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying ripping it off and putting on an iTunes and saying, Hey, we want to make this a single. I was saying the same thing in different ways. I'm talking about originally when they put the song out. That's when I'm talking about, well, let's talk about now. That's a single and it I for one would rather push that to the Grammys than back to back. That's valid. That makes all the sense in the world. However, pretty big deal that back to back is nominated, I guess. Yeah. Back to back was a big moment in hip hop this year. So I'm not, I'm not angry at that, I'm not angry at that being nominated at all. If Drake is, sorry, bro. You make great music. What do you want us to do? Right. So I mean, it's surrounded by apparently J Cole, Trap Queen, Fetty Wop, all right, Kendrick Lamar, Truffle Butter, Nikki, and all day Kanye West, all day should not have been nominated for a fucking best rap performance. Yeah, not at all. That was the most silent Kanye record in the past five to seven years, maybe as far as something that they appeared to want to pursue. Maybe period. Maybe ever. Yeah. Maybe ever. Let's say that, congratulations to Kanye and his wife on their newborn son. Hello. Yeah, whom he named after. Yeah, I thought that was a pretty big move. That was great. Classic guy. Classic guy, that guy is. So what else happened with the Grammys? Come on, give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. What else is hot? Hot on the press. Hot on the press. Record of the year. I want to know D'Angelo really love got nominated. It's a phenomenal song. I was very surprised that it was up against record of the year, especially if you look around it's next to uptown funk, thinking out loud, blank space, and can't feel my face. Those are four records that sound nothing like really love. Kendrick Lamar got 11 nominations. Why? I guess the Grammy committee is overcompensating for their lack of knowledge on rap years prior and for giving Macklemore and Ryan Lewis the Grammy over Good Kid Mad City a few years ago. Yeah, yeah. They think you're doing something. It definitely feels like, yeah, like payback, like we recognize our mistake and we fucked up and here take them all. This is the most nominations for any artist since Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, yeah. Like really, Monica? I think the Pimpa butterfly is a bit friendly is not the correct word. I can't find the correct word. Then Good Kid Mad City. Good Kid Mad City would be maybe qualified as gangster rap to someone that doesn't study hip hop to Pimpa butterfly definitely has a lot to do with what's going on now as far as Black Lives Matter and activism. It's something that's a bit easier to sell to a Grammy board than socially acceptable. Yeah. So while I hear that, yeah, maybe they're making up for them fucking up last year, the Grammys have been fucking up for the past 20 years. Like why all of a sudden now they're trying to be accountable for it. That's why I don't really see that as why he has so many nominations. I just think the content was a bit different this time. I would love to know what the categories are, but either way, I hope he wins all 11 of them. I love Kendrick. And he's having an amazing fucking run. So shout out to him. I saw a lot of people upset at the that they didn't get a Grammy nomination. Omarion, who said that. Now, now I do think Omarion has a leg to stand on with his. That's the argument. Okay. Discuss. I don't think you can name me 10 songs this year that rocked out like post to be rocked out. As far as R&B or period. And R&B and hip-hop. R&B and hip-hop. Yeah. I'd agree with that. I mean, across all scales. No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not that ignorant. But in his respective genre, and hip-hop R&B, I don't think there's 10 songs that rocked out harder than post to be. And I hated post to be when the first came out. I did. But it worked. And it worked well. Yeah. Maybe they just weren't comfortable with booty eating references just yet. The Grammys. Oh, loosen up. I'll grow up a little bit, man. You know, if people out there are still not comfortable with fucking ass eating references, man, really, really my guy. So I respect them, Ariane, for that. What happened with-- Well, you go through categories because I actually pulled them out. Do we have to read them, Ariane, if I could? All right. Let's start with best rap album. 2014, Forest Hill Drive, Compton. If you're reading this, it is too late. Two pimple butterfly and the pink print. Is something left out here? And what do you think should win? I saw a lot of people saying that big Sean and Walley were left out. I agree. Yeah. I think big Sean definitely. Oh, yeah. Well, I wouldn't expect you to say Walley. Yeah. That's why I was quiet. I was waiting. Did you agree to Walley? Yeah. That's all I got. My bad, my bad, my bad. All right. Great. What else? Oh, we're just going to move on. Okay. Well, I'm worried with the reading. I thought we were going to discuss, man. I mean-- What is the other discuss? What is the other discuss? Big Sean and-- Oh, I don't know who should win. I'm not doing that. Yeah. They're not going to be nominated or qualified to be nominated. All ladies, you misogynistic piece of shit. What happened? Nicki Minaj. Okay. Come on, come on, come on. Really? Really? Yeah, really. Okay. You don't knock it. This is a politically correct podcast. Nicki Minaj's album is nowhere near album with a year candidate. It's-- I do get that it's political-- it's-- there are political connects here. So I understand it. But I purchased that album. I have that album and that album is not an album of the year candidate in my humble opinion. That's my opinion, which I'm entitled to so I don't care who gets angry at it. What else do we have here? Best rap performance. We just spoke about that, apparently, back to back, trap queen, all right, truffle butter all day. Best rap song all day. We're just picking the same songs here for everything. This is what I'm confused. Is Kanye going to be just as upset when he's been stiped for a Grammy? Nah, nope, nope. No, he won't. Because all day is nowhere near best rap song. He should be equally as upset that someone else that deserved that nomination did not get it because him and Paul McCartney had to get all day. Well, I would like to thank the Kanye has better things to do with his newborn just coming into the world and to be angry at the Grammy committee. He spent most of his career being angry at that. That's cool. I'm just going with a pattern here. But for all day, Kanye know that all day shouldn't be here. Best R and B.O. Coming home, Leon Bridges, Black Messiah, D'Angelo, Cheers to the Fall, reality show, Jasmine Sullivan, forever, Charlie, Charlie Wilson. I feel like there's something missing here. I can't think of it. There's definitely some missing there. I just don't know what it is. All right. What else we got? I don't want to spend all day on the fucking Grammy. Yeah, it stands like trying to get to that. And you already read slow enough. So that one was not reading. So what else is there, fucking? What happened with Walay and this and this crap? What was he responding to? Well, a fan tweeted him and suggested that he go on tour with Kanye. That was not a fan. It was jazz fly that tweeted that to him. That was not jazz fly. That was jazz. That was not jazz. It was not jazz. I just wrote about it. The few minutes ago. It was our friend that is a chef. Oh, that's what I meant. Yes. I'm not going to say her name was. I don't know if she wants to be. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Silly me. I'm a chef. I'm a chef. I'm a hard friend. And he replied that Kendrick hasn't entered the phone for him since he got nominated last time. And it's deaf. And all of her good people over there baller alert and fucking shade room and we hate everybody. They blew it up. And then what happened? Then J-Rock responded and said I could see why you nine MMG and then went on to tweet about how he shouldn't be commenting. And then Walay responded on the shade room like I could see why J-Rock stepped up but I never meant it to be disrespectful. I wasn't even trying to be shady. I was just merely noting that we haven't spoke or anything like that but I hope that this opens communication. I don't come on J-Rock. Chill out. Chill out. That's coming from a J-Rock fan. I'm a J-Rock fan. Chill out, J. Yeah, I think he jumped on this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I don't really love Walay's passive aggressive way of saying it to begin with. But, I mean, it attacks her facts. Well, one, if you follow Walay like I have for many, many, many, many years. I don't think that was shade toward Kendrick. He tweets like that. I don't think it was shade at all. I'm just saying it was passive aggressive. That's why. But he's passive aggressive. Yeah. Not like I would know or anything. But yeah, I didn't say anything wrong with that at all. And especially if they haven't spoke, they haven't spoke. I mean, yeah. Walay has owed me a feature since back to the future and I ain't got it yet. Back to the future. Not future. Yeah, but it's the back to the future with the shit you know, you know the fucking man. And that was great. It's a great mix tape. I would say if that's the case and Walay has really tried to reach out, I would, I would feel a way to, like he has a right to feel, to feel that way so. Rappers. Oh my God. I hate, I can't wait to fucking start acting on you bitches. Oh, all right. Rappers don't have a right to feel a way about shit. Okay. Is what I think. That's what I think. I think we signed up for something and it's a business. And that's it. Like I'm not angry at Walay because Walay has owed me a verse for over six years. I'm not angry at Drake because Drake promised me a verse and didn't give it to him. I'm not angry at like, why am I like, who the fuck are we? I mean, we don't actually know to the extent of their friendship at one point in time though. They could have been closer. And oh man, if they could have been closer, it's all fake close. It's all industry close. Ain't none of these negative friends. Ain't none of these negative that each other's houses for Thanksgiving. It's all fake phony smoke marriage. That's what it is. Where do you have time to get authentic feelings over a fictitious happening? So do you think he shouldn't have tweeted it? Oh. Walay. I'm talking about J-Rock still. Oh, we're talking about J-Rock. Well, I was talking about J-Rock's tweet to Walay about J-Rock. Oh, I don't think J-Rock still hopped in at all. Walay, he's a tweeter. I don't think Walay was suggesting Kendrick owed him it. Yeah, I don't think he was just answering and saying, hey, he hasn't picked up the phone in a while. Yeah. So that's likely that won't happen. Yeah. But I do commend J-Rock's loyalty to the squad. So that's that. Also someone I would not want to have beef with J-Rock, right? No. No. I think I'll skip out on that beef. Yeah. But you know what, outside of foot-foot beef, I've met all of these gentlemen before from TDE. They're all pretty great guys. I met J-Rock and Kendrick in an intimate setting. J-Rock is one of the nicest people I've ever met in this industry. Yeah. I'm not talking about his street affiliations or what have you. That's when I'm not either. But just the ab fucking cue, Kendrick, I will say that about hip-hop, the superstars that we have today, very different from, and I don't know if the timing, the climate that we're in has anything to do with this, but the superstars that we have today in hip-hop are way more accessible. Absolutely. They're way more down or they appear to be way more down to earth, way more in touch with what's going on out there. They're way more tangible, too. I think that was, see, that was part of coming up J and big and nods and all of these guys. I think that was part of the allure was the mystique that we really just didn't know anything about anything until J came and said, "Oh, you're driving a 4.0, what a nigga, you wack as fuck," and then we all felt wack. But yeah, fucking from Drake to Cole to Kendrick, who are the superstars in hip-hop? Drake, Cole, Kendrick, what would be the three off the rip as far as the younger generation? Are we still saying, no, I want to do period, not just younger generation. I want to do period. Kanye. Kanye, for sure. We're still saying Wayne. We have to say no. I mean, I think, regardless of whether he's on a hot streak or not, he's still like a superstar. He's still always going to be in conversation, along with Ross as well, is always just going to be in that combo right now. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Stop it. Ross is not in that conversation. Ross has never been in that conversation. As far as elites in hip-hop? As far as superstars, rap superstars, Ross is not a rap superstar. I think Wayne, he forever will be, especially too, because Wayne has been for quite some time. And I know he's not hot right now to the younger kids, or to any of us, really, but... Well, Wayne should get asked of us because he's going through label drama. Yeah, and he can't be creative and... But Wayne's still a fucking superstar. Yeah, and all my people know him, and that's what quantifies. We got five. We got Wayne, Drake, Cole, Kendrick, and yay. Is that where it stops? It's Nikki. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm curious why you look confused. Or maybe you're just... I'm confused because Nikki is a superstar outside of music. She's still a rapper. Wait, just ask me a question. Go on. The Nikki Minaj brand is as big as it could ever be. I don't know that her music career is her, the music career is that of superstar status. Well, she's not really like a Jay-Z, where she does. Well, that sounds so good. Ask Marissa, because Marissa wouldn't. Marty, pull it up. It did six figures. I'll tell you that. We know Nikki as someone that makes music, whereas 50 and Jay now are more known for business. There's tangible results there. And while Nikki just put out a line, she has a bunch of other business endeavors. We know her as a musician. She is a rapper. She is a musician. I could argue that a lot more people know her from other things. Like what? Because that's when I'm curious about her. First, I failed. Her mosquito. 244. No, not her mosquito. And it's been certified Goldson's then. No, I definitely think she's a lot of people know... Well, there's a lot of American Idol and some shit. Yeah, but she barely knew it was known for that. Yeah, but that's music. Yeah. And on there as a judge was a musician. But it's not her music. All right. So we know Steven Tyler from American Idol or from his... Your point is no one voice. 60-year-old people know me from couples therapy and I'm on there as a rapper. They don't know me from rapping. No, I think most people know Nikki as a rapper. That's not a good example. Because people know... That's a perfect example. No. Because she's on there as a rapper. I said no, she's not. Are you judging music on couples therapy? No. Is she judging her own music? No. No, but she's up there as a music expert. I feel like we're almost saying the same thing. I know she's up there as a music expert. It's in the music room. I'm agreeing with you there. I'm agreeing. Mm-hmm. Oh, going. No, I thought you were going to continue. Oh, okay. I'm agreeing that she's up there as a music expert. I... In the genre of music. I agree. Okay. I'm reading the voice or whatever it is. And I see Nikki Minaj judging whatever the fuck she's judging. And I know Nikki Minaj from that. Yeah, I may know she's a rapper because she is there as a rapper. But I don't know her from her music. I know her because I'm watching this show that 50 million people watch. Yeah, but it was one season and that was really short. Let me... She's got... She's got an extended olive branch here. She's gotten tons of... And at this point, this is just for the big... A fan of power. Not a fan of rap music is going to know Curtis Jackson as the actor. Nothing to do with music. Nikki on the other hand is there because she is a rapper. That's a bad example. Why is that a bad example? It's a different endeavor. No. Around his brand. Because his brand is not music right now. You're asking an answer. I can tell you why it's a bad example. Why? Let me tell you. Power. Would you agree that 50's voice is pretty distinctive? You are not about... That's what you... Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm asking you a question. I just want to say... Did you answer? Nikki was the first female solo artist to have seven singles simultaneously charting on the U.S. To someone that does not listen to rap music... Don't forget it. Never mind. No, I get... He does the intro. He does the intro to the... I had a way bigger point than that, but because you think you are... You got me. You're going to say... I did say I got you. I said no. I answered your question. 50's voice with the guy who's been shot in the fucking mouth. So anything about him rapping, 50 talking, it's voice is not distinctive, you're going to lie and say no. Not more than any other actor. I'm not talking... Wait... What? What? You're talking about power. Wait. You have to fucking... It is more than... I'm looking up distinctive right now. I'm looking it up. What are you being? That's what it is distinctive to me. It's also relative, by the way. It's not relative. We're here to stop doing that. We're already getting... He squeaks out of shit by everything in relative. No, I'm not squeaking out of it. But the voice being distinctive is not relative. It's voice is distinctive. Okay. If we take a nigga that is not as familiar with him as you and I, as I know you are somewhat familiar with him because you love G-Unit steps during your DJ, the DJ steps that you play, I'm not talking about us. Take yourself out of us. That's what I'm saying. I'm taking the consumer that watches power and does not listen to his music. That's my point. That's not distinctive. So let's take that guy. Let's take that guy. So he's watching power. Power comes on. Singing the song that comes on power. He has no idea that's 50 Cent, right? Now, when 50 is playing Kanan, he doesn't know that those two are the same people just from hearing a voice. Just from here on. Can I answer more than a yes or no? Because you're taking that away from me. No, you can answer. Let me just finish this. Let me just add this. Fuck it. And I'm not... How do we say this here? And who say this? Of course, we will never know whether that guy can tell or not. I'm saying, no, we can't prove it. That's not what relative means. What I'm saying is, is the probability pretty high that he has enough to see that those are the same voices. Okay. Can I speak? Have a blast. Okay. He unzipped his cover. I can say that someone watching American Idol is propped. Am I talking? Yeah. I'm talking to a wrestler. Yeah. Well, listen to him. This is what you do in a conversation. Alright. Just wait till you can talk. Don't even listen to me. Hey, no one says it. That was rude. Hey, that was misogynistic and rude. Grow up. So I lost all the women on my end of this debate now. Alright, let's go. So American Idol, I'll make this quick. American Idol, you would think that a person watching American Idol would be a fan of music, right? No. No way. What? No way. Mm-hmm. Are you kidding me? No way. Are you being sarcastic? I'm being dead serious. Someone would watch sit through an American Idol if they didn't like music. Yeah. Yeah. So someone that hates music is watching. Oh, you're changing it. Alright. Someone that just likes... Don't go from "I like music" to "I hate music." I'm just saying, "How many people watch that show?" A trillion people, right? I don't think... I don't think a trillion people like music. I don't think all of those... They're not tuning in because they're fucking Ruben-studdered fans. I wonder what Ruben's going to do. I know. Because they like music. They're not tuning in for the specific artists. They're tuning in because they enjoy music. But we can't prove that. It's a contest. It's a contest. It's not a... A majority of the people that watch an NFL game are football fans, right? That 100% sure. 100% sure. So the majority of people that watch American Idol are music fans. I watch... No! I watched football on a date yesterday. We're messing with... We're actually having an intellectual debate. I'm a majority. I'm not saying everybody. We'll bring you back when we're finished. I'm going to throw that in there. Or are you smarter than this fucking example you're giving? Sports. I like to think that most of the people that watch football are fans of football. It's a sport. I don't think... It's a song. I don't think... I don't think American Idol is a music show. Yes, it is. Show. What are... Yo, Tax, I feel you now. I don't. I don't. I don't. It's a competition. Okay. Math. Thinly veiled. Veiled. And music. Thinly veiled? worried. Do you know how many seconds those guys perform on that show? Yes. Let's look it up. Let's look it up. We look it up. And then we'll perform. No, yes, yes, yes. Look it up, bitch. Look it up. And then we'll... What am I Googling? How long performers are on American Idol? Yes. Because that lends to my thinly veiled. It's a competition. Who the fuck doesn't love a competition? Each person sings a fucking song. That's true. But they're competing. They're not just up there singing. They're dancing with the stars, is that a music show? They're dancing. I didn't ask you that, bitch, is dancing with the stars, a music show. No. And American Idol is because they're. Because the whole point of it is someone performing music. So you're not going to googling it. So you're not going to googling it. I was in the middle of it so you asked me a question. All right. So you googling it. But what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I want you to look it up. All right. Because this is going to end this debate. Because American Idol is on TV for how long? An hour. An hour. Oh, yeah. Or a half hour. I don't know. I'm asking. It's an hour. It's an hour. So now... Okay, Simon, calm down. So now I would like Simon and other big reason that people watch American Idol. What do you know? What do you know? Yeah. I'm not. Not just music. Not just music. I don't show anymore. By the way, here's what I was showing quite some time and they still get the same rating. I wouldn't. So I couldn't have just been Simon. I had another reason that people have watched. No, you said people watch. Not in the past. Let me perfectly clear. I don't know who to focus on American Idol right now. I don't watch that show at all. I just like to argue. So we're arguing. And I think that when we find out the answer to this question, you're going to have to Google it because I don't know how we would even look up that stat. Of course you don't. So you talk. No, I'm letting you do it. So you talk while I find it. All right. Well, my point back tracks to people that watch American Idol are there for musical reasons because they enjoy music. They enjoy people performing. Someone that watches power is not necessarily a huge music fan. They're into television shows. So they're not going to catch 50 rapping and then 50 acting in the same voice. It may not be relative to them because they don't listen to rap music. A lot of people in middle America that watch the show power are watching it because it's a good TV show. They zone out when rap music is played. They can't understand a word that is being said. That's where those two differ. That's why 50 has a brand that's much bigger than music while Nikki's brand is centered around her as a rapper, not as a businesswoman, somewhat of a personality but her personality comes from music. And that was my point between the two. Now, have you figured out the answer to this question that you thought was easily Google? If I know it's not a word, but Google's not a word. There's a lot for me to read, especially on a laptop that I don't work, but I'm working on it right now. So you keep talking. I'm almost done. Marty, anything to add? No. I think Nikki. Yo, how did this start? How did this debate even start? I don't know. I've been playing Candy Crush. I haven't really been paying attention to the illness. Okay. Well, that was my point. Everyone else can comment and tweet. I don't even know what we were quite debating. I think we went off on a tangent and I don't think either of us really proved a point because I think we both lost what exactly we were debating in the first place. But to the original point, what I think was the original point, is that Nikki's brand is focused a majority around her music or as a rapper, happy birthday Nikki. Her as a rapper and her as a musician, not necessarily as a businesswoman, as an actress or anything along those lines. At this point in her career, we know her as a rapper, a pop star, someone in pop culture. All right, I'm now lost in all of this American Idol bullshit that I'm reading on Google. Okay. I didn't think you'd find it. You said you made it sound like that was so easy to find. Well, no, if I, well, it's here if I read through all of this, but I'm not going to refuse to do that while we're doing a podcast. When I think back to our initial argument, when I think music superstar, all right, let's talk about it. Let's talk about the gentleman that we named. Forgot. When Drake drops a project or his last, however many projects they've all gone gold in a week. Yeah. For the most part. Yeah, probably. Someone's going to tweet us. Oh, we don't care about what people tweet us and we don't care about being right. We know we just argue for 30 minutes. I don't think you're a bus. We're fucking right. Listen, listen. What the heck didn't it? Kendrick. Not far off that gold mark when he drops. Agreed. Cole. Probably closer than Kendrick. Not, not for at all. Wayne. Well, we put the asterisk by Wayne, because he's got music drama, he hasn't released, you know, he's got shit going on. So we'll take Wayne out of there. Well, when he was in his prime with surpassing, well, oh, yeah, he deserves being that conversation. And we have Kanye, who I mean, really is we don't need to talk about Kanye. I think we don't need to talk about those people because they're superstars, so you kind of already know what they're going to, like, future who I think is probably the hottest rapper right now. I wouldn't put him in superstar, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of course not. But that's what I'm saying. Future who I think is the hottest rapper at the moment is a long cry, far cry from being in this conversation. Yeah. But so that's my kind of my point. I don't want us to get confused about Nikki. Nikki is amazing and she stays super hot ever since she came back from trying to be a pop star and said, fuck all y'all, I'm abandoning you since she has come back. She stays hot. But because of her brand, her brand success and her heatwave, it's easy to say that she's a superstar. I don't know if her music numbers supported. That was my original point. Ross, another prime example of the biggest artist to never go gold ever. Has he never gone gold? Or maybe once in his life. But I mean, Ross always... All it gives I felt like he might have. Yeah, he might have, but it wasn't too far past it. Ross always appears larger than life. And because of that, it's easy to mistake him to be larger than life when I don't know if he had... Actually, it's not. I don't know. He does not have the numbers to support that. Again, back to smoke and mirrors. It's funny that I had a debate today off that same thing. I was talking with a friend of mine and he was like, "Why do they continue to put this much money into Ross's projects? Whether they're good or not, why do they continue to put this much money into them?" Because it is a lot that they put into these things. And they know the results are not going to come back. Where Ross, back to this superstar conversation, Ross has put this facade up for his whole career that he deserves to be a superstar. He moves like a superstar. He's pitched as a superstar. Yeah, he dresses like a superstar. So this is where it leaves Def Jam in a really odd place because now they have to put money into an artist that moves like a superstar but isn't coming back with those results. As in someone like Logic can be himself and do triple the numbers of Ross. Absolutely. And I think Def Jam, this is not a shot at Def Jam. I love Def Jam to death. I think their formula up into the past five years has been marketing superstars. They're extremely good at marketing superstars. A little tough with developing artists. I think what Logic did, he did a lot of that on his own. On his own, yeah. Def Jam did support him but I think most of that came on his own. And I think that's where Ross gets with this whole facade and where he doesn't recoup. Ross is projected to do what? That's a mighty question. 60 grand. 50 to 60 I believe. 60 grand. Yeah. It was, I'm like I saw a 60 to 65 or something like that. I haven't heard the album yet so I won't speak on it. I listened to it twice today. I enjoyed it. It's not about a Ross project. I want to hear it. I see everybody raving about it which is why I have not listened to it yet. I like to listen to things when they are not the hot topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once the smoke clears and when the dust is settled. So I do want to get around to that album. Actually I've been slacking on listening to quite a few albums because I got a way to baby bitches. Hey, shout out to all my bitches. Geezy is looking at 115 to 130. I think I'm going to go to his after porting thing after this. I don't want to join me. That's how you know I'm old. I have no idea what Geezy is. Wait. Who's after? Geezy. Are you saying Geezy? Geezy. It's okay, you're old. He's from the Bay. Yeah. He's good. Very good. No. I think he enjoys music. I've never heard it. So I can't. I can't comment. Good kid too. I haven't seen his name. I think your bitches was a good segue into our next topic of Mrs. Curry and her comments that had fit tea Twitter and a frenzy. They were. You know what's funny? I have to. Oh man. The dumbest shit ever. Ms. Curry, Ms. Curry, Ms. Curry, Ms. Curry, Ms. Curry, Ms. Curry. It's a shame. It's the world that we live in. It upset the same branch of Twitters, but it was different Twitters that were a little outrage. As I was scrolling down my timeline, I was writing down all the Twitters that were offended. Fit Tea Twitter, of course, was offended. Fit Tea Twitter, okay. And waste training Twitter. I can ride a hoverboard in heels Twitter was offended. They have that Twitter. I went to D.R. and then you didn't see me for five weeks Twitter. Oh, mad bitches in that Twitter. Also. All your friends. Dr. Miami Twitter was upset. Okay. Let me tell you how a relationship should go, but I'm single Twitter. Oh man. Here are some more rules that are keeping me single Twitter. Mm. Oh, I like to read from that. They got a million rules as to why. What they do and won't put up with. It's time to start living for me Twitter. Oh God. I hate that Twitter. I want equal rights, but I'm not paying for the date Twitter. Oh, this is great. I love when Rory goes on and starts Mr. Prince. My personal favorite. My circle is so small, I almost cut myself off Twitter. Oh my God. Now, let's be clear. A lot of these are the same to people in the Twitter department. Yeah, they just belong to various groups. It's the same branch. We're just having fun. Vacations without a receipt to my own email Twitter. Mm. Mm. Mm. Good times. And my actual personal, personal favorite and the favorite of this show, I've dated Joe Button Twitter. Ah. Where they pissed off? Oh yeah. Oh man. I saw Yaris. She was a little pissed. All of those Twitter's are probably cuttons. All of those are probably fucking cuttons of my dated Joe Button Twitter. Wait, Yaris was pissed? Why was Yaris pissed? Yeah, she tweeted, like, if I choose to show my body, it shouldn't matter. Then you're a ho. That's it. Blah. Ah, whoa. Duh. Now, come on with this fucking-- Yo. --it's my body and dependence. Why should you look at me a certain way? Listen, we'll get with all that when Amber Rose comes back on the show and we have to fucking talk about a flood walk. But for now-- If you show your fucking body you're a slut, and that's it. I mean, if you agreed with her, you're a ho, and you disagree with her whole thing. You're a ho. Now, it's a shame that fucking, what did the girl say? She just said she was like reading a magazine and she sees that the trend is like not to be really clothed, but she prefers to stay clothed and keep the goods for her man to see. That's really it. It was her preference. It wasn't even like fucking hard. Wait, timeout? Just so I'm clear. She was dragging her, but what's wrong with that? Right, exactly. Well, they added her into, "I'm home cooking for my man when you're at the club Twitter." That's who they were going against. Like, "Well, y'all hoes are out. I'm at home reading a book Twitter." That's what they thought she was joining that Twitter. God. I do want to put a hypothetical situation here, though. What if the fashion trend was to be covered up and she said, "I see everyone in turtlenecks. I prefer to have my titties out." Then they would call her a hoe and say, "Oh my gosh, you're a mother, how did you say that?" No, you can never win here with the fake outrage. That's why I get so angry at fake outrage. Yeah, some fucking retarded bitch tweeted her a photo of her at the pool with a little bit of breast showing and was like, "Well, what do you call this?" I saw it when I was checking, I just mentioned, so I replied to her and I said, "I'm like, she's at a fucking pool. She could have won one piece." That's the crazier shit. My tweet went viral for no reason, and then she tweeted another tweet of, I think I should show him leg. Oh, no. She was on a vacation with her man and she had a small... Her husband. Her fucking husband. And she's like, "What about this?" I'm like, "She's on vacation with her husband and she said she saves the goods for and she's barely showing the outfit on Instagram." Well, it was all in camera, so she's a slut. That's people are so fucking retarded. This woman, Miss Curry, beautiful woman, she is. She's been with Steph since high school. Is there a bit of resentment here? I think if it came from somebody else. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and this is what I'm kind of getting at here. She's been with her man since high school. She is pretty covered for the most part. She's not all out here all over the place like Rocky tried to tell me she was because she's doing cooking shows now. What a hoe. She mad extra like she doing that, she want to call. I got it. I got it. Yeah. I know. Wonderful. So she's been with her man forever. She's covered up. She's not out here for the most part. Beautiful children. The daughter of Riley took the world by storm during Golden State Championship run last season and they had another child and her husband is probably tied for King of the light skins. Right. With Drake. Right. And he might even, hey, he might edge him out now if they win 72 games. He won MVP last year, he won the championship. I say all this to say it's a very perfect picture and America doesn't like perfect pictures. So they would look to tear this bitch down. Yeah. For absolutely no reason. Now my issue here is a single men out here are left to try to find a wife out of this bunch. A wholesome woman, a wife out of this bunch that thinks that this lady said something wrong. Like, listen, I've been telling bitches how hard men have it and y'all don't really get it. But if this is not a tall, tall example of how hard we have it, we got to pick from these bitches this man at, uh, Aisha, Aisha, Curry for saying she likes to keep the goods to her man. I mean, well, we got a deal with y'all that end up wifeing the bitches that aren't addressed anyways. It's only fake. It's only fake wifeing. Like, that's the part that other motherfuckers don't get like, my motherfuckers talk to me y'all. Oh, y'all, but you dated this bitch. You dated that bitch. You was with this bitch. Nah, I was only fake. I was only fake with him. I wasn't really invested. Niggas know who they're going to wife or who they're not going to wife and sometimes you wife a bitch just so she thinks that you wifed her and you're in your head. You know, she ain't shitting. She'll be here for like the next month. I'm giving away so much. All right. All right. My bad. My bad. My bad. What is these bitches on IG's goal to eventually get shows by NBA player? This bitch didn't have to get her body done, didn't have to go on Instagram, didn't have to run through a bunch of ain't shit players has the number one basketball player in the world. She's married. He's a super nice guy, he's got a piece of shit like a lot of NBA players. They have two kids because you know, bitches at 20 was like, I'm going to be married by 28, have two kids, have a successful job. My man is going to drive this. So now they're 29 and see, she's young. I should carry, right? Yeah. 26. 27. Oh wait, she's 26. Oh get these other bitches out of here. Two things out of the hole daddy. She won. Oh, she killed you guys's lives. So she's 26, 27. I want to say, yeah. Oh man. Wow. That bitches. She's goals. That bitches goal. And I've seen nobody's sweet goals for the curries. I appreciate it. But on the same feminist wave, yes, women should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. And I also think that's what Aisha Curry would say. I prefer to do this. Yeah. A bastard. Cause they're stupid. And then I had to deal with fucking Aisha Curry Cardi B comparisons for the revenue day. What did Aisha Curry do to be compared to Cardi B? Like really? And I want to say it. She should be so lucky to be compared to the God, and I want to say, yeah, I'm about to. That's going to be, I love Cardi B number one. Now I get that I'm ignorant. So the ignorant part of me loves Cardi B. I'm going to troll Cardi B to be like the next prime minister or something. Oh yeah, for sure. It has to happen. All our name, this podcast later fans that listen and tweet us with annoying shit. Can everyone there blow up Cardi B's mentions and say, you should come on our name, this podcast later? Yes. I want to have her as it gets so badly. I want to go through her entire life story on how she got here. She did the greatest. Can you guys. The best videos on Instagram. Can you all blow up her mentions every day and say you should go on our name, this podcast later. I don't want to talk about her whole life. I do. I want to start from elementary school. A song to a reggae song with Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, no, I actually like it. Monty played it in the car for me. Should have stuck fire. Oh, if we play Cardi B's reggae song and we have to play Monty song that I'm supposed to have. No. That's what we needed cameras in here. Can I just say I know we're not supposed to all right. So let me tell you guys a story. It's a good story. Relax. Don't give up. Everybody knows you. We're coming from your head now. Listen. So what one in these weeks, I think it was like two weeks ago or three weeks ago, Monty's friend was here and she played a mighty the body. Monty Monroe exclusive word like nobody has it. She was playing it from her phone and I was like, yo, that's crazy. I need that shit. You're making a modding in your Sarato. So Rory being the very mature jackass that he is. He took Monty's friend's phone, emailed the song to himself and then Monty got really angry because nobody. The friend fell for, yo, let me see your phone for a second. Carol, you're so fucking retarded. Yeah. So now listen, Monty got very angry because she recorded this song when she was 16 years old. Nobody is ever supposed to hear it. So she told Rory to not play it for anybody. This never happened. We don't have the song, right? And because Rory is Rory, he played it for the entire crew. What the fuck I do? I do. I do. I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have the song. But Monty, let me just say, well, I prefaced it and I let everyone know that this is when you were 15 years old and they were like, oh, okay, then I find it. You missed a key part in this. Monty not knowing that I emailed it to myself and then we pulled up a little side them on the West Side Highway and they put the windows down and Carol's like, oh, they're an ex facade. The window and Joe is bobbing his head so hard and they put the music up and I was like, oh, Carol. Oh, the window, right? What's the name of the original song? It was Cameron Suck It Or Not. And Monty the body flipped it because she's ill and did lick it or not. And while we're never going to play that song because we don't have it, we're not supposed to have it. I just want to give you the lead off bar because it's so hard. Monty comes in and says, can you leave me alone? No, but the way you said the pa, I know I get it. I get it. I get it, Monty. He said, ma, I've been hugging the block and Monty said, pa, I've been hugging the block, but the pa was so aggressive, like that pa was like, she meant it. And, oh, this was the other way apart. It was Monty featuring the friend who we stole it from. She failed to mention that she was on the record sounding like she got shocked. Monty the body mopped her friends on that record. But one day the last girl on decided I'm not going to rap. I'm going to kill him with the vocals. Oh my god. The worst shit I've ever heard. Completely ignored that there was a beat playing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One day if, if, if, if Monty so wishes, we'll play that for you guys in like 20 years maybe if Monty feels better because she's mad, emo and sensitive and she got really mad at us and she cried. I did not cry, but I got really angry. Well, your friend said you cried, so. Oh, so speaking of, what were we speaking of before Monty or were we speaking of. I should cry. Oh, yeah. And that led me to, right? So listen, I have a few things that I would like to discuss. I don't know how much time we have because we've been running our mouth. What do you say? We're at an hour. We're at an hour now. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait He's got a session, damn it, listen, okay great. - Oh, so we'll just go for another hour. - Well, we won't be here too much longer anyway. I did wanna talk about over the weekend, right? I wasn't with none of my hoes 'cause all my hoes was out being hoes and they think I don't know. That's what really pissed me. How my bitches think that I don't know when they out being bitches. Anyway, I was listening to Prince and then I tweeted, "You can't pull out to this song." And then that made me wonder what the top 10 or 15 or 20 no pull-out songs would be. I would like the three of us, oh, Maddy, you're not that you really, not you, yeah. - The full of Wayne County. - Yeah, 'cause nobody pulls. Nobody pulls out with you anyway. Just keep it in the mouth. - Oh, oh my God, you aren't fucking mad. - That's nasty. - But anyway, yeah, I would like, well, Roy should be pretty good at this. At some point, I would like us to come up with the list of the top 20 songs that there's no way on God's green earth you can pull out to. I don't think we should do it now. - No, definitely not, I wanna prepare for this. - But I would have to say Prince would have three of them on here. You can't pull out insatiable, you can't pull out the beautiful ones, and you can't pull out the fucking, damn it, what the fucking song I was just fucking, a door. Can't do it, it's not possible. Which leaves 17 more spots. Janet Jackson, would you mind, would have to be on that list. Beyonce's speech list would have to be on that list. That's five, I wanna say Trey scratching me up, might have to be on that list. That's six, we might as you do the top 30 songs. 'Cause just that fast, that's six, which leaves us with 14. - We're not gonna do a bracket. - We're not doing a bracket. - We'll never actually happen. - If Philly would actually do the fucking bracket at Philly, the boss, it would be great. I did all the work, he just gotta put it in bracket form. Which he refuses to do, because he's somewhere fucking writing a book or some shit. But whatever, oh shit, fucking, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. - Is that how you remember stuff by just saying damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. - No, I did wanna talk about whether the Warriors would be undefeated by Christmas when they were supposed to play Cleveland number one. And I also wanted to talk about when, how you decide whether you should get your bitch a gift or not, since Christmas is coming. I also wanted to talk about the point in the new situationship when you have to discuss your holes. Because that point will eventually arise. So I wanted to talk about when that is to happen, but it's too much context, and we're at an hour already. - Yeah, I should wanna tackle one quickly, not all. - No, no. - We'll have podcasts before Christmas. - Yeah. - Well how many more podcasts do we get before Christmas? - I wanna say two, but it might be one. - I think, yeah, 'cause I'm sorry guys, I'm not recording over Christmas, I'm not saying you guys, I'm saying our listeners. - We're not gonna record on the 22nd? - Oh yeah, we can record on the 22nd. - Yeah, we gotta do a Christmas joint. - Oh, should we come in with like Christmas hat? - Would you do something special like, what are you getting your holes for Christmas? - Yeah. - We'll come up with something cool to do for Christmas. - The 29th, oh, we can do the 29th. - Yeah, maybe we'll probably stop being a fucking industry guy. You don't have the industry, like, shuts down. - You're gonna sell it out on 30 days, 30 days, have September, April, June, and November, 30 days. - All the rest is 31. - Oh, 20. - You said the 29th of December. I don't know if I wanna do the 29th of December. Like when do we get a break? - We can talk in New Years. - We're almost at a year. - Yeah. - You've had a couple of breaks. - Well no, we have all of January. We have a whole month. - I think it would be really cool for us to do, when is January 2nd? What day is that? - That is a Saturday. - Saturday. - I think that would be dope for us to do. - What? - Our one year thing then? - No, no, just do a new year edition, but like right after new year, or maybe do it right before new year, and hold it and put it out. But we can discuss that off here. - We should do like a best of one of these weeks, so we could actually have a break. - Oh good, that's a great idea. Austin, when we leave, we together all the audio of me and Rory talking. (laughing) Get together all the sound bites you have without money. And that'll be our best of. - Perfect. - I would be interested, though, that's what your favorite moment to the podcast was, because us going through a year's worth of fucking audio to make a best of is not gonna happen. So if you guys remember, just tweet us. - And if one of you guys want to make it, put together an hour-long podcast of best of. Send it to us. - Shit, if y'all want to do it. - Yeah, probably not. - I'm probably not gonna listen to it. - I might. - Whatever, what are we doing? I saw some people hit me and say that they were upset, they've already didn't do emails anymore. But I mean, what do you want us to do? If Rory can't read, he can't read. (laughing) - I mean, we can't help him with that. - Now we have to email because you won't filter through them before we come up here, so then you don't even know what you're reading. So we don't have to do them. And I ain't got a fan to check in quite some time, and I keep reading this shit. - Uh, yeah. - We're gonna talk about that. I'll talk to Corey today. - No, no, no, I hit Corey today. I was like, "Hey, should I be doing fan notes today on the podcast?" - So, what are playing against me? - 'Cause it's Brooklyn this week. - It's December 8th. - Join my league on FanDuel, it's very easy. And yes, they're paying. (laughing) - We do this out of the love of FanDuel. - I mean, yeah. - You're not gonna check. - That's the FanDuel.com/button. Take your players, they're under the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday, and watch your team. Raise your points. - Oh my God, you should be an announcer. - Shut up, Marty. That's FanDuel.com/button to join my league spots. Fill up fast, so make sure you get in before it is too late. FanDuel is the leader in one-week fantasy football, but more winners and more pay off than any other site. They're paying out over $75 million a week. It's football season, and it's league start at just $1 anyone can play. It's past week. You know, oh man. Adrian Peterson got me 18 yards. That was really, really, really bad. And it seemed like when I like, I don't know, I'll talk about it. I'll talk about it another time. - Those cowboys last night, huh? - Oh my frustrations. Great win for the cowboys, the Giants. You fucking suck, my nigga. Yo, it might be over for the Giants. It's over, man. - Tom, I have to say, Tom Coughlin. - Is it ready for him to get the fuck out of here? - It's time, it's time, it's time, it's time. And I've never been on this wagon because I've always said, who do you-- - He delivered. - Who do you get to go? - Delivered to Super Bowls. - Delivered, past tense, two of them. He's made more blunders this one season than I've seen him make in his entire tenure. More in this one season, easily about four games that we've lost on coaching. And when that happens, I'm sorry, but it's time to go. Victor Cruz, you are my man, like, you know you're my man, but from the outside looking in, it's starting to look like it's over and everyone knows and you're just not telling us. He hasn't played it. - It's been replaced. - I wanted to see Victor-- - Oh, Delivered, I'll shoot the fuck out of here. - No, really? - Yes, yes. - They don't play the same-- - I'm very proud of myself that I just knew that it was Odell. - Odell Beckham is a superstar. Victor Cruz was never a superstar. He was a solid wide receiver. Talk about that. - That's not true. - He was a superstar wide receiver. - I won't say that, but I'd like to think there's gray area. I don't think he was a solid wide receiver. - He was an elite receiver and elite. - Yeah. - Elite. - Yeah, when they won? - Yeah. - I don't have to look at stats, but I would put him as a solid receiver. - No, that's not. - I think he was a bit below elite. - No, he had broke on, I too would have to look at stats, but he was like the quick-- - Elite, I'm saying, elite, I'm saying if you need a catch in the worst circumstance ever, he's gonna go up and get that catch. - Oh, no, no, no, you're putting your own context to elite. So no, I wouldn't say that. - Okay. - I wouldn't say that if I'm gonna buy what you just said, but I don't-- - Well, I think elite receivers have that quality. - I thought Odell should've made that fucking catch yesterday, Wade dived out. He's still a superstar. - And he's an elite receiver. - Victor Cruz was a, yeah, he's just gay. (laughing) - How did he get here? Her misogynistic and home push. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no. - We gotta have Trump on the podcast. - Listen, listen, listen, no, we do not. Victor Cruz was like really fast to like 1,000 yards and completion or whatever. I will look it up another day 'cause we don't look shit up here. But Odell, right? - I don't think if that Odell's a faggot. - Oh, he's young. That's how young people act. - He's young, he's from the South. - We've had this conversation. - Yeah, but not on the podcast. - Oh, I thought we had. - No, no, no. - Odell is young and from somewhere else. - Oh yeah, we had this conversation with Rocky. - Yeah, yeah. - So because of that, you know, he does like different stuff. I just wanna, I don't mind the dancing. I just mind that same dude that he keeps dancing with us. (laughing) - I want them-- - As you dancing, bro. - But that, nothing wrong with it. I just want them to stop filming every time they decide to do a dance together. (laughing) I want to not be privy to when they're doing their faggot shit. - Love is love. - And let me stop 'cause I see Odell in the fucking club. Oh, if he hits me, I'll get paid. Oh, let me keep going in. Hey, Odell's a fucking faggot. Now I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. But Tom Coughlin has to go. Has to go, like losing that game this weekend was inexcusable. And you know what's funny? When we were watching the game, me, Johnny, Ryan, and Rocky, I predicted the demise before it happened. I said-- - A lot of people saw that demise happened. - The Jets are about to score on this last drive right here. The Jets are gonna win this toy course. - Oh, the Jets are definitely scoring on it. Oh, he's missing this field goal. Right when he said, John Brown has never missed a field goal this season. I said, yep, until now. - He's missing this field goal. Sure enough, he did. - Speaking of kickers, the Bears kicker has to have a gambling problem. - The Bears. - What? - He missed two easy, easy. I mean, the one in the middle of the game, I guess. It was still a chip shot. That last one to win the game. - That's Robbie Gold, right? - So I wouldn't know. - But I was watching in the airport. - We can't really hate on him 'cause he's like one of the greatest kickers. - That's what they kept saying. - He's amazing. - Oh, fuck. I forgot to tell my quick story about my trip. Oh, we could end on this. I'm sorry, Austin. This will take five minutes. Now you guys are my friends. So I'm gonna open up here. - More like a coworker. - A coworker. - Well, a fan do us this in the check before we coworkers. (laughing) - Yo, fan. - Shut up, Mottie. - So I had to accept something this weekend. - Did you were a faggot? - Yeah, we already knew that, Rose. - I came to terms with that years ago. - Oh, okay. - What was that? - So. - I made the-- - All right, what the dramatic causes. - No, this is tough for me. - I wouldn't have-- - I may be the product of hoism. - Mm. - Now. - I'm listening. You've caught my attention. - My mother, who I love to death, is an amazing mother. Might have had some ho tendencies in her day. Now I found out how I was conceived. - Uh-oh. - Oh, man. - It's not lit. - My mother was roommates with her friend. - Oh, boy. - My friend brings back a guy she's dating. Seems like a really good guy, quick-witted, handsome, drives a motorcycle. And my mother took her roommate's man. - Oh. - And here I am. - Yo, my mom did the same thing. - It gets worse. My grandmother is telling me how her and my grandfather met. She was dating a gentleman. They went to a Knights of Columbus dance because that's what old Irish people did. - Knights of Columbus. - Holy shit. I used to do those. - She was dragged there by her home girl. Not how she worded it. Was dragged there didn't want to go. She was in a full-blown relationship, did not want to go to this dance because there was no reason for her to be there. My grandfather comes handsome, witty, asks for this dance. She leaves her man the next day. - Yeah, my mom met my dad at a party. She went with one guy and left my dad. - Oh, man. - Now, I come from a great family. I used to think it was my father that was the bad seed here. - Are your parents married? - It may not be that. - Money, could you shut the fuck up? - I don't know if they're married. - We're trying to put your manics on this, man. - So I had to come to terms on the airplane that maybe, just maybe, I am here because of whole behavior. - Oh, my God, man, speak on it. - Now, the problem with this is-- - And I feel comfortable. I'm not shitting on my family. I love my family to death. But sometimes the truth is the truth. - The truth is the truth, man. You said it yourself, man. - Damn it. Fuck. - I can't believe you conceived that way. (laughing) - It's probably why you're a hoe now. - Unless you're so. - Hey. - You deserve better. - Nobody. - You're just carrying the family-- - No, my mother and grandmother-- - My mother and grandmother. - Carrying the family torch. - What's funny about this, though, is that if you know both Rory and Marissa and you happen to be playing, let's say maybe a hypothetical game where you had to guess how they were conceived. (laughing) - Yep. Them stories say it about right. (laughing) You guys seem like-- - Oh, and you were conceived by two faithful professors? - Well, if you want me to be honest, that is always-- - And this is a shot at your parents 'cause I love your parents. I'm talking about your behavior, not your mother or father's behavior. That's always been a question I have been a free to ask. That's one of your, I don't care, really. But from what I hear about my dad was on a G, and my mom's running up and down the project steps, baking cakes and bringing it to a real nigga, so I mean-- - Oh, my God. (laughing) - My mom is listening to this, bro. (laughing) - Yeah, mom does listen. - Hi, Ms. Fad. - Hey, Rory, look at the time. You gotta go. All right, everyone. - Yeah. - I'm gonna head out of here. I want everyone to have a good week. God, no for me, let's hear about you guys this week. - Yeah, I don't want to hear about our fans week. I care about it. I hope it was good. - Yeah, we're gonna go, and I definitely don't want to hear how my wrist was conceived. I want that note. - My parents are married and planned me. - And-- - But what does that have to do with it? Most get married. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That kind of proves the point. - What? - Your parents did it as perfectly as they could. - I'm a product of love. - The worst possible result. - Why do you fuck you? I am amazing. - Yo, Monnie's like one of the kids that fucking their parents did everything the right way. She was man sheltered until she was 12, and then she went out. - Actually, I would know. She could stop putting the parents did a great job. - See you wrong, and I turned out fucking great. Never gave him a problem. Live on my own, handle all my shit. Everyone's good, didn't get a disease, and I didn't get robbed. Or, I mean, I didn't go to jail. - Send it off. - Bye. [ Silence ]