The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 42
Misogyny, Mari has a ... story, some other shit, enjoy!
Mike check 1-2-1-2, Mike check 1-2-1-2, 1-2, Mike check 1-2-1-2, or, uh, let me know when we are rolling. - You're rolling. - All right! And we are officially rolling. I'll name this podcast later, episode number 42. I'm assuming, right? Is that right or wrong? - Somewhere around there, yeah. - We don't know. - Okay. - It's somewhere around the 40 mark, but I think it's 42. Austin, do you know? - I believe you're correct. - I'm normally correct. - Yeah. - Austin would know. - Way to go, Austin. Way to co-sign to me. I'm your host Joe Budden. I have Michael Roars here with me. - Good evening, everybody. - And finally, I've waited an extremely long time to start a podcast without Mottie Monroe. - I said good evening, like, people only listen to me. - They, yeah. - Yeah, I was trying not to say anything about it, we're just gonna let you rock out. - Well, it's evening time, man. - It's evening time when we're doing it, so I will take it. - Mottie Monroe, due to traffic complications, could not be here on time, and I certainly was not going to wait for her because it cost more in my parking lot number one. Yeah, it goes from like 30 to 50 for fucking over an hour and a half or some crazy shit like that, number one. And the only problem, I guess, with Mottie not being here is, I know a lot of you while we have been taping this show have been dying to know why Marissa is on the show. (laughing) - She should have never texted "Start Without Me." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, when she's not here, it just leaves two extremely misogynistic (laughing) to ourselves, and that's probably all bad. - The fuckin' human woman's hate her club now. - So, until Marissa gets here, she's gonna hate women. - Yeah, pretty much. - I'm in, I'm in. No, I do wanna talk about, I wanna talk about sports. Wow, she's there here, so we can actually have a serious conversation about sports, and it's only right that we start with, you guessed it, Kobe Bryant announcing his retirement. Of course, that's not a secret to anyone unless you've been living under a rock somewhere. And if you did live under a rock, hopefully you have some Wi-Fi, so you really find out that Kobe is retiring. - I, for one, am saddened, but I'm happy about it. - I'm happy. - He had a phenomenal career, if not the second best career of all time. As we see, his body's definitely taking a toll this year. - He's not had the second best career of all time. - Arguably. - Not arguably. - Okay. - Who would argue that? He's got five rings. His niggas with 11 rings. His niggas with fuckin'-- - Individual careers. - Okay. - That's different. I'm not talking about a team, so I'm-- - Yeah, it's pretty impressive. - I would say Kobe might be up there. - He's up there. I think LeBron may have him. - All right, just-- - LeBron's over there. - We're ridding both of our Nick bias here. - And I think that's part of the reason that I enjoy Kobe Bryant so much is because as a Nick fan, I spent Jordan's entire career hating him. - Hating his guts. - I hated Michael Jordan with a passion because if you're a die-hard Nick fan, you should hate Michael Jordan with a passion. It wasn't until very late in Jordan's career where you just had no choice but to respect it. Kobe was a bit different because he was on an entirely different coast, a different team. Only saw the next two times a year. Didn't stand in my team's way of competing for a title. There's a joke in there somewhere. My team's way of competing for a title. - Yeah. (laughs) Picture that. - I wish, but yes, I'm happy. I know everybody wants to talk about his bad shooting percentage this season. And then I think this season is a wash. I don't really think that you should count it. - I'm gonna put an asterisk to it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You shouldn't pay it any mine. - Define is correct. - Yeah, not at all. He's too great. Too great. It's almost a shame that he only has one MVP, but I get it. You should have more. I don't know what number they're gonna retire for him. Eight or 24. - My guess is 24. He got more rings with 24, right? - He got what, two with eight? No, one with eight. - Oh, they'd retire both of them. - Yeah, they were. Well, I think eight is retired period from the NBA. I don't think he can be number eight anymore. - Really? - I think they got rid of it. Not because of Kobe. I just don't think number eight is available. - Oh, that's hard. - Yeah. So, I mean, it wouldn't really happen. - But why wouldn't number eight be available? - I don't know. I feel like they did that. Or maybe I'm thinking of when the NFL got rid of where wide receivers couldn't wear single digit numbers. - Well, we don't know. We don't fact check on the show. - No, not at all. - Who cares. We'd retire both, but what do I know? Lakers and I go listen to me. That's one, two, I was glued to my TV the other night. I've been on tour, so I've been missing. I've missed all of my shows. I've missed all important sporting events. But Golden State starting whatever they started, 14 and all right. So eventually these guys have to lose. So last night they played the jazz two nights ago for you guys. They played Utah. Utah's a scrappy, young, athletic, energetic team with bodies. They can run up and down. They can play some small ball. They've got Rudy Goldberg who can protect the rim. They've got Gordon Hayward and get his own shot cray first teammates. They got some town over there, Roddy Hood. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they gave these boys a fight. They were up and then fucking Steph Curry just became Steph Curry. I don't really want to talk about too much, but the point is they won. They're 19 and oh, and I think they're going to do it. - Gonna repeat or they're gonna-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't think they're gonna repeat. I think they're gonna beat the Bulls. - I think they're gonna beat the Bulls record. - I don't know. Are they on that away trip currently? Where it's like, like, I think this is gonna be a big tell of that and how long they can last. 'Cause I mean, obviously going on very long away trips can take a toll on a team that plays that quick. - Find their schedule. They're on the road right now, they had Utah. - On a team that is designed on energy, I don't know how long you can keep that up when you have 12 games on the road in 14 days. - Well, they don't have 12 games on the road. They got a three game road trip. - I thought they had some long ass road trip coming up. - Well, that hasn't, that's not here yet. They're on a three game road trip. I don't know who they had. - Oh, no, that's not the one I'm talking about. - But it doesn't matter, they're already on pace to do it. I don't think that they'll repeat because I just don't know if they have what it takes to really get through the West. If everyone is healthy. I like how OKC matches up with Golden State. The Spurs will always be there 'cause I've learned to stop betting against the Spurs. What else has happened? Who else is over there in the West? The Clippers look like a shit, the Rock's look like shit. The West really ain't shit. - Nah, tables have turned. - You got fucking the Spurs OKC and Golden State. I don't respect the Rockets. - What? - All right, Roy, let me see. This is exactly why we need to hire interns. Roy can't even pull up. - I can't talk. - Roy can't do this at the same time. - There's a lot that Roy can't do simultaneously. Yes, I said simultaneously. Okay, so off that. Now that we've got sports out the way, without Marissa, how can we, how can we bash women? (laughing) - Oh, I was talking with a woman that was trying to just, it was trying to tell. (laughing) - Look how smooth what your transition there was. How can we bash women? Well, I was talking to over. All right, let's hear it, I'm in. - She was trying to tell me that women are more interesting than men. And here's where I was a bit drawn back by it. Men being interesting keeps the human race going. - I'm following. - A man spends his whole life trying to become interesting, multi-layered, wealthy, so he can fuck women. That just makes him a more interesting person. Women don't have to be interesting, 'cause now I'm not speaking for anyone in this room, but we all know men that'll just stick their dick in anyone that will allow them to. - Okay. - Women don't have to be interesting, they just have to show up. So I was thrown back that this woman really thought that women were more interesting than men. Being interesting is our survival. - As horrible as that sounds. - I'm not, this isn't misogynistic, this is the circle of life. - No, it's misogynistic too. (laughing) It's 100% misogynistic. And I'm trying to find something wrong with what you just said. This is why me and you can't be in the same. I'm trying to find something wrong with what Roy just said. Yeah, I can't. (laughing) - No, we have to be interesting. If we could just fuck without being interesting, a lot of us wouldn't be interesting. - Yeah? You all right? Hey, I can't argue. - She tried. - You should have invited her here. - No, no, no, no. Women do just have to show up. - That's it? You know the type of shit? Well, we become better, let me not say men are better people than women. That may be going a bit too far. But we become better because of women 'cause we have to fuck them. You know, if we weren't interesting, I don't think there'd be as many people on the earth. (laughing) - Yo, yo, hey Austin, hey, remind me. Hey, remind me to never start a podcast with just me and Roy. Do you hear what this guy is saying? And do you hear what I'm just gonna fucking say? You can't, even if this stuff is true, you're not supposed to say this stuff. I did have a couple of, I did have a couple of questions about women. And they're-- - You? (laughing) - I had a few. - It's about time. - And though there's a woman here, I'm not gonna ask her any of these questions. I'm just gonna kind of throw these out in the air 'cause I was doing my meet and greet at the New Jersey show. And-- - Which took fucking forever. - I absolutely thought I ran through it kind of quick. Shout out to everybody who came out in a stand hole in New Jersey. We rocked out there. - Oh, you would've killed, I'm so glad you didn't turn around while you're performing NBA. - What? - I was getting my fucking dab on. - Oh my God, don't ever dab to NBA. - It's a great dab song. - Don't dab. - No, it's a really good dab song. - Why do young people have to dab? - Well, I do it, I do it as a joke. - Yeah, but what happens is we start doing shit as a joke and it's fixed. - 'Cause lit is now in my vocabulary. - Lit, we started just making a mockery of, that's how that started. - No, 100%. - And now I just say it, 24/7. There's a few other things I say that started as a joke. I think me listening to "Future" started as a joke. And now he's like, "The man, I love it." - Well, I mean, I said on this podcast before that "Future Hive" was a troll until it became not one. - That's another thing, but see it, so I'm doing my fucking meet and greet and all these girls are coming up and they're telling me a story or whatever and we're taking pictures and-- - You cuties in the crowd, too. - There were some attractive women in the crowd. I was all, I'm always intrigued by women and their sides during picture taking. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're referring to-- - Women have sides-- - That angle is that they need-- - Yeah, they have a good side and a bad side. - Which is why we're way more interesting 'cause we don't give a fuck about shit like that. But why don't men have that? 'Cause we're not-- - Who, no, no, no. - Well, no, men are certainly insecure, but-- - Don't you try to defend women in it. - Ah, but this goes right back to my first theory about men being more interesting, where we have to play to our personality and what we can offer mentally, they have to show up attractive to get the better man, so they're programmed to pay attention to their sides and their angles. - But don't they look the same on both sides? - Hi! - Hi! - Not according to them. - You would be here having like, shit! - They don't look the same on both sides. - I'm not saying to us, to them, they'll find imperfections. - Marty just walked in and she looks the same on both sides. (laughing) - Sorry, part of my appearance. - Asia? - Asia just walked in and she looks the same on both sides. - Asia looks pretty. - Do you guys have a side that you take pictures on? Like, what's your side? - Asia, that's Jen, Jen, that's Asia. - I do my moleside. - Your moleside, okay. - Yeah. - And why is that? - I don't know, it's just what I do. - She thinks it makes her unique. - No, I just, I don't know-- - Asia? - What's your side? - It's just that. The sun leaves and every picture I take on this. - You're right, Ty. - I'm better than them. - See what I mean? It's just stupid. Women are stupid. (laughing) - It's very nice. (laughing) - We were just big enough women in the entire time. - I'm sure. - The entire podcast. - Oh, no. - It was such a famous-- - No, they're definitely joking. They're definitely joking. Me and Rory can never start a podcast together again, but this is horrible. - Really? Just women bashing up. (laughing) - Well, when I tell my story on my weekend, you're gonna bash women even more 'cause I was a fucking retard. - Oh yeah, and if people wonder, well, I'm sure they don't wonder, but what me and Joe, what me and Joe do when we hang out? It's this-- - Bash women. - I love women, though. - But no, when we're together, they just don't bash. Maybe when we're around, you don't bash. - Well, we're both super respectful to women and love women, but we just point out because we pay attention so much to them that we may find flaws quicker than other people do. - And when I, I'd be talking about the hose. (laughing) - Right. - I'm not talking about women. I'm talking about the hose, as well. - Right. - Can you take that fucking snorkel off? - No, I'm sweating. - I mean, I'm freezing. - I mean, I'm freezing. - I'm just paying attention. (laughing) - You have an Oakland scully of brown, like snorkel with red hair, chucks, and why is Asia here? - Asia? - 'Cause she's an intricate part of my weekend. - Asia? Asia looks like-- - Am I scamming? - She's dressed like Rahim Devan's girlfriend. (laughing) - Yeah, like who are you all right now? - That's right. Look at that. - Yeah, she's bugging. - For those that don't know who Asia is, she's on the beginning of Love, I'm Good. - I wanna know why she's here. - 'Cause she helped me do my-- - You don't have the authority to invite-- - She helped me fail miserably. - Unless I'm not here. - Well, here she is. - But I'm here. - You are here, and so is Jen, and so is Asia. - I'm here, so in your winter jacket, and you're right? - What'd she say? - She put a GPS on your winter jacket, and here she is. It's a hoodie, by the way. - Where is it? - It's a hoodie. - Oh, that, that's not a winter jacket, Asia. - She doesn't know, see. Anyway, are you telling us a story of something you work in "Bash Woman"? - Okay, yes. All right, I was really retarded. So as I told you guys-- - You were really retarded. - I still might be. - Okay. - I was on a dating app, right? And I met this one guy off at Who Works for an airline, and he was really nice. I didn't know if I really was filling him that much, but we were texting, and so-- - Can I time out during a story? - Yep, you can. - How do you notice guys really nice? I'm just saying through text, I don't really know. - But this is my point. - Well, this is what he did me a favor, so that's why he was nice. He was trying to help me-- - So serial killers. - I'm sure to a lot of people. - Okay, but that's a relevant, literally relevant to the story, so-- - That's exactly how you bait people to get into a talk. - I didn't go fucking with him, though. I never met him, right? So then we're supposed to have a date this past Saturday out in New York or something. He's all excited about it. - So you have a date with a super nice guy that you don't know. - This past Saturday, yeah. How the fuck are you supposed to get to know people dummy? - You go on dates with them. God, anyway. So then I was on the phone with French on Friday, and he was like, "Yo, I miss you. "I haven't seen you in a minute." - Day drop. - I mean, no, this is an important part of the story. He's like, "I'm in St. Louis today. "I'm in Atlanta tomorrow. "Why don't you come out with me?" And then we're taking a sprinter back to New York. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, "Ah, you know, it's already Friday. "I can't catch a flight to St. Louis. "Maybe I'll come to Atlanta." And he was like, "Yeah, you should. "It's DJ Holiday's birthday. "It's me, it's two chains, it's ties, all these people, "it's a lot." I'm like, "Tch, word." So I didn't want to tell this guy. - Word card, did you? (laughing) - I didn't want to tell him. - Did you say word? - I did say word. - No, you did. - I say word all the time. - Can I see it? Can I see it? Show me the word. - We were on the phone. We were literally on the phone. - Oh, okay. - So then I'm like, "All right, well, "I can't cancel this date to go to a random Atlanta party. "Like, he's gonna be like, bitch, why?" And I wanted to ask him for a buddy pass, and I didn't want to say just to go to a random fucking party. - Let me get a buddy pass to skip our date to go meet up with rappers. - Exactly. So I text Asia, 'cause she just so, I tweeted that I wanted to skip town and she tweeted me back like, "Oh, you know, "where do you want to go?" And I text her like, " Atlanta." She's like, "I'm in Atlanta, that works out great." I'm like, "Perfect." - I'm already honing. (laughing) - I have tons of-- - I know, I know, tons of family. Tons of, I know. - Careful Thanksgiving. - I know. - Oh, it's crazy you mentioned. - Well, I'm with French tie. - Yeah. - What you changed? - Well, wait, Asia, when did you get back from um-- - LA. - Atlanta, wherever you were at? - Sunday. - When was Thanksgiving over? - Thursday. - Thursday. - So you stayed. - My family! - Oh. - Asia is like, Asia is like the mystery hole. I'm telling you, Asia is a fucking hole, but I can't prove it. (laughing) - Yeah. - I think she's the OG. - I'm selling you, man. Her and Rocky together? Oh, it's some fucking ancient whole stories between-- - No, she was telling us-- - She was telling us going down to your Philly show, she was telling us some OG, OG. - She got some OG booze, too, Asia. - Yeah, it's what it's-- - She's the queen of this shit. - Wow, she's the queen, so clearly she-- You know, and that's what another thing is funny. This was funny. - Oh, can I finish the story? - Time out, time out, time out, time out. Asia tells all of her whole shit to like women. She don't tell the guys. - She told the Roars. - She told me, I must be a bitch. (laughing) - Well, it was-- - It was a bitch. - It was a bitch. - You were a bitch. - No, no, no, no, no, but nobody ever said that. Nobody said that. - Yeah. - So sometimes it pops up randomly. - Mm, okay. - Yeah. - You were saying worse. - So, then I'm texting Asia, I'm like, all right, I really wanna fucking come and I'm gonna ask him for this buddy pass, but I need a good reason. So, give me like a really famous Atlanta person, and I'm gonna say I have to interview them, and it's a big moment for my career. She's like, oh, Rich, homie, go on. I'm like, bitch, that's not somebody you go to Atlanta for. So, I was like, ugh. - Change my career. - So, I was like, ugh, boom. So, I texted him, I'm like, yo, you know, is it possible, like tomorrow you could get me a buddy pass to Atlanta, like I know it's last minute, and I know we have to cancel our date, but we could do it Sunday, I gotta come right back, I got this huge opportunity to interview Usher, it's gonna be really huge for my career. - So, you're using your career to lie, well, wait, wait, wait, it's even deeper than that. You're using your career to lie for a flight? - Yep, I really didn't care about our date, and I really, I wanted to just go party. So, moving on, he was like, okay, cool. - He's also a fucking sucker. - So, he gets me the buddy pass, right? - How old is this gentleman? - I don't even know, I didn't know him that well. - We just know he's a really nice guy. - Yeah, well, he got me the buddy pass, and we never even met. - All right, Gary, I'm sorry. - So, he's like 28, something like that. So, he gets me the buddy pass, and he called me and I'm like, did you get on your flight, blah, blah, blah. I got this early as flight, like 6 a.m. And I'm like, yep, I'm here. - 'Cause you need thirsty, all right. - Well, no, because you have to go on the first one, 'cause if buddy passes or stand by. - And my story is mine, my story is good thirsty. - So I get there at 8 AM and Asia's sleep, and my other home girl who lives there, she's like-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, why is Asia's sleep at 8 AM? Her family should be there. - She was out to 5 AM in the store. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - It was just-- - But wait, wait, wait. - But wait, I was just so confused. I thought your family was in a strip club with you? - My son. - That kid, that, that, yeah. - A couple of my cousins. - Yeah. - Her bros were in the strip club? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Homies. - What am I? - I know, we got it, Asia. We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. So you were saying-- - All right, so-- - You guys, this is just lying. - So then I text my girl, Emily, I'm like, you know what time can you come get me? 'Cause I was gonna be staying with her that night, and she was like, oh, I can't come 'til 3. I gotta go to some game with my boyfriend's mom. - You're reliant on mad people to travel. - I know, I am, I know, this is ridiculous. So I'm just like, oh, okay, fuck it. I'll just stay in the airport, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then eventually she wakes up, and she's like, oh, come to my family's house, whatever. - Why are you posting a ticket on Instagram? - I do that shit every time, why are you questioning me? Can I tell my story if he's-- - No, no, no, no. I just wanna know, because women do that, and then they put the little plane emoji, like, hose. - Literally what I did. (laughing) - But why? - I'm just gonna show 'em what I'm doing. It's my Instagram, it's what I wanna do. It's my page. Why would you put up a video laughing with eating cookies with just blades? Who cares, right? - It was funny. - No, it wasn't funny. - It was funny. (laughing) - No, it wasn't, man, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. - So I go over to Asia's house, right? But so somebody had commented, cracking the fuck up, you're just there to see the Thai dalasan concert. And I guess he was like stalking my page. So I don't know if he looked up the flights at Delta or whatever, but he texts me, like, yo, you're not gonna go and interview us, or this is Thai dalasan concert tonight, you're going to that. And I was like, no, what do you mean? And then he was like, I see Tyrone Griffin is on the LAX flight right now. And I was like, holy shit, how does he know that-- - Who's Tyrone Griffin? - That's Thai's real name. He was like looking up at Delta flights. - He's on the LAX flight. - Yeah, he was leaving LAX to Atlanta. - What did I have to do with you? - Right, that's what I'm saying. So then I fuck up, right? 'Cause I got so fucking nervous that I'm like, oh, nah, that's also Usher's manager's name. I don't know why I said that. Like, that was the worst lie. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm confused. - Wait, this is like a, I hate young people. - Wait, wait, hold on. - Let's backtrack, why did he look up Ty's name because he had a concert out there? - Because somebody had commented on my Instagram, like, you're just going to Ty Dallas. - Yeah, Homeboy was on her Instagram. - But why would you reply to him and say that's Usher's manager? - I don't know where I was-- - Would you just say what random name did you just search on to fucking lie? - Right, I don't know why, why, why, right? And I'm like, he doesn't even listen to hip hop like that. I should be straight. He's like, I could've questioned it after I say that. And he was like, yo, you're fucking lying. Like Usher's manager has a concierge service with Delta. That's not his name. And I was like, oh my God, this is bad. This is horrible. So-- - I'm just confused. He just spat out a random name to you. And then he just said-- - I guess Usher's manager. - I guess he looked up Ty's real name. - Well, yeah, I'm sure there's not a random name he blurted. I'm sure he did his due diligence. - No, no, no. I'm saying, but if she was lying in her sense-- - Yeah, I don't know why she did that. - I don't know why she did that. - I don't know why she was a doctor. - I was just a doctor. - So it's a man. He's gonna catch stocks. This is fucking lies. - No, no. So, yeah, so they're like, so still-- - Oh, so you, wait, wait, wait. This is even better. So you had a coach and you were bad. - So I'm telling them, like, oh my God, this is, they're like, just stop, just stop. You're in too deep. I'm like, no, I'm gonna keep going. Now I gotta win. Now I'm angry and now I gotta fucking win this argument. - Wait, wait, wait, what are you angry about? - Because she's perfectly wrong. I'm getting caught in my life. - This is an argument with a woman in a nutshell. - Oh, man, I'm amazing. - I was getting mad that I was getting caught in my life. And I was determined to not get caught, right? - Let's just say that one more time slower. - I was getting mad that I was getting caught in my life. And I was determined to not get caught. I was gonna get out of this. - All right, for the people that didn't miss that. She was getting mad that she was getting caught in her life by a dude who was kind enough. - He's a nice guy. We know he's a nice guy. - Who was kind enough to just arrange her travel. - Yes. - Doesn't know her from a can of pain. - Literally, doesn't know me. - She's mad at him. - So, so here we go. So I'm like, yo, Asia, here's the plan. I'm gonna change your name in my phone to Tyrone Griffin. - Wait, time out, Asia. Why are you still letting Marissa dictate what the plan is? - Listen, there were four other females in this house who told her to stop. - Can I get the name of these four females? Who are these women? - My aunt Fatima. - Oh, your family. - My aunt Fatima, my cousin. - All right, so, your family. I got it. - Who told her to stop. However, she wanted to keep going. So as a good friend, even though every step of the way, I said, you should not be doing this. I assisted her in the whole way. - All right, let me get to the next part. This is what it gets worse. - I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the usher, man. - I don't know why I fucked it up. - I'm trying to wrap my brain around his entire story. - All right, so I changed her name in my phone to Tyrone Griffin and I'm like, email me, right, and put RE. - And I'm sure you put the full name too. - Yeah, it did. - Instead of trying to act casual about it and just put Tyrone. - So, I had to do RE interview 12, whatever date the date was. So I had her email me, like, "Hey Marissa, I made her spell my name wrong. I made her sign at T.G. I made her say that she was landing at 8 p.m. All this other shit." So then I replied so that I could doctor her email address to make it like T. Griffin blah, blah, blah, and to doctor the time to make it the night before. So then she replied back to me so we could doctor it a couple more times and we had like a four email thread. - Am I wrong for thinking that Marissa's an idiot? Am I wrong? - I'm just committing. - I'm just committing. - And it's what I'm just committing. - Honestly, because sometimes I feel bad, like damn, I'd be going on, I'm out of here. - But then she tells these stories. - This is a great story too. - I'm glued. - This suspense is killing me. - I screamed. They're all like, "Oh my God." So I screenshot the email. I send it to him. I said, "I hope you feel stupid." And he just wrote back, "Okay." So I'm like, "Boom, got him." So I go about my day, right? Like four hours later, I left Asia and my homegirl came to get me. We go over to the concert. - So you're balling? - No, well, we separated now. So now I'm with my boy, he got me in the show. - I said, "You balling." - Yeah, and French didn't get there yet. So we're waiting on him and I'm with my homegirl. And so we're at this show, and a fan from the podcast sees me there. And he tweets, like, "Yo, did I just see Marissa Mendes at beer and tacos?" And I guess he was searching my mentions at that time. - Of course. - So he texts me, like, "You're not interviewing him. You're at the concert." And I was like, "No, I'm not." And then the fan found me and took a picture with me, right? So he tweets it, but I still don't retweet it. I'm not touching it. - Wait, he looked at your mentions. And then you took a picture with the source after saying you weren't there. - So then I'm like, "All right, all right, I got this. I have a three old phone." - Wait, no, no. We're not gonna just browse over that minor detail. You're quote-unquote hiding from this kind man. - Yes. I know, I'm fucking up left and right. - And in your brain, the way to hide is to take a picture. - I mean, I didn't tweet it, so I didn't-- - With the source. - So then-- - Well, let me tell you really quickly. - I know, I fucked up this whole thing. - I took the whole shit. - You fucked up a long time ago in this story. - I fucked up everything. - I think her parents fucked up. I don't blame any of the rumors. Listen, when you-- - Hey, I'm beautiful. - And I love her parents, too. Listen, but when you go to your Instagram, that little icon-- - No, it's not on Instagram. It's on Twitter. He's checking Twitter. - The guy that took a picture of you posted it where? - On Twitter. - And this guy, and the guy I'm talking about. - Oh, all right, so that's even easier. He just gets to click his name right there. - Yeah. - Go to his media and see what you're going on. - But the guy who didn't even follow me, so I don't even know he knew my Twitter, so I guess he's in my shit, right? So then-- - Well, you did know that. Earlier in the story, he was in your shit. - No, my Instagram. - That tells you he's in your shit. - Yeah, but not my Twitter. It's two separate things. - Bitch, no, it's not. What are you talking about? - What do you mean? - Somebody's in your fucking Instagram there and your Twitter, too. - How? - Oh, it's the same thing. - And if he's researching that much-- - No, let's, we can explain it to you. We can't understand it for you. - Anyway, we can't just go. So then I sent him this three-year-old photo of me in Usher that I made black and white because I was just trying to commit to this, right? [laughter] - No, don't take her, Mike. I want to hear the rest of this. - No. - I want to hear the rest of this. - No, no, no, no. We have to stop this insanity for a second. Let's just-- - No, we need a quick recess. - Let's just all gather ourselves. - We also need to make sure that Usher wasn't somewhere else. - Wait, wait, hold on. No, what's all the key points when Marty gets the mic back? - I keep thinking that the story has reached its climax in terms of, like, just-- - Fuck shit. - Stupidity and, like, idiotacy. And I'm wrong. Actually, I take it one further than that. Every time I think that I have seen it all from Marissa. [laughter] And what makes this worse is you had an older woman, a one who-- I don't think Asia's stupid at all. - No. And I think Asia's been in these streets, and I don't mean that in a hallway, but she's been in these streets. - I don't think Asia's actually far from stupid. - I told her to stop. - So for you to have a cold-- - She was going to go along with it. The least I could do was help her get some of the details, right? 'Cause she was going to do it with her without me. So at least let me make sure Usher's not tweeting from Germany. At least let me make sure he has the same hair, though she's going to give him the picture anyway. - Marty should have done that before she asked for the buddy present. - All right, listen. I think I'm hearing things wrong. Before I took your microphone away, right? Did you say that you took a three-year-old picture with Usher and made it black and white? - And at this point, Marty is thinking in her head, "I'm killing it right now." Like, "I got him now." - Oh, wait, 'cause the gentleman wants to chime in. I'm sure her hair is the only thing that looks different in three years. Let me see the picture. And our fans will see it because that is going to be the artwork. I already decided to-- - Let me see the picture. Let me see. Let me see. Come on. - I gotta find it. - All right, well, you find it. - So-- - I'm blown away. - I sent him the picture, right? And I'm like, anyway, so I'm about to interview him now. I'll talk to you later. - What time at night is this? - It's like 6 p.m. - Oh, he's got mad time to learn. - Wait. - All right, they're looking at the picture. - I wouldn't roll with it. - No, no, no, no, no. Let me see. Come on, come on, come on. I think I-- I sure don't even look like that. What are you talking about? What are y'all talking about? Wait. Wait. Where did you take this picture? - October 2012. - But where? - Oh, in Philly. - Oh. - It's on this-- - Well, wait. How long was your buddy pass? - From Friday or Saturday? - Saturday morning to Sunday morning. - Okay, okay. So it was-- All right, I wasn't thinking maybe you could be like, no, I'm interviewing you. Tomorrow. - Yeah, no, I already fucked that up. So I sent him that, but that's when he sent me back the fan photo. He's like, that's not even the outfit you're wearing right now. And I'm like, oh, god damn, I'm just-- I'm fucked. And then I was like-- - I changed. - That's what I said. I said, I changed for the cameras. Then boom, he bust out three-year-old photo from my Instagram. He went all the way back to 2012 to pull that shit. - Oh my god. - At that point, I waved a white flag. [laughter] He was like, your buddy passes cancel tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh, this is bad. This isn't good. So then-- - Oh my god. - No, not so then. Not so then. Let's take another brief pause. [laughter] So the photo that you used to trick this man-- - I didn't think he would go that far. - Because readily available for public viewing. - On the Instagram that he's already said he's been on. - That's not that far. - He's already admitted to you that he's been on your Instagram. And your Twitter. It's a few thumb motions. It's not that hard to find it. - I have 1,500 photos. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, time out. Because I think-- All right, let me school women's something really quickly. Three years is not that far to go back for men. - A lot of photos. - Not really. I can get back to 375 weeks ago and 10 swipes. - Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. - And every single photo. Look at every single photo. - I don't have to look at every single photo. - How would he know that was from October 2012? He has no idea. - Does it even look like this now? That's why. - This is not, this is obviously not current. - I never saw that this is the picture. - He looks like a show. I don't really know what he looks like now. So we happen to be sitting on a table with my boy, his friend. And I don't know what his friend does for disposable income. But he was like, "Yeah, you need a flight back." And I'm like, "Yeah." He's like, "I got you right now." I'm like, "Oh, I'm not even going to ask questions." And he booked the flight. And I had a flight home the next day. And we went out partied and it was literally, there's literally no more. I'm not leaving out a part of that guy booking me a flight. Like he, I don't even know his name. He literally booked me a flight screenshot to shit to me, showed it to me. - Are you supposed to be interviewing someone in New York, according to him? - No, it was literally, he was just, I don't know what he does. I don't know what he does. Don't care. Don't want to know. But I had a flight home. I got home in one piece at a decent time. I got home at 8 p.m. the next day. Boom. Squad picked me up from the airport and I made it home. We went to the club that night, met up with French. We had a great fucking time. Got drunk. It was great. I'm home now. And I blocked him from my phone, the Delta guy because I lost that. There's no even, there's no coming back from that. - And clearly he's a stalker. - Yeah. - Wait, what? Why is he a stalker? - Wait. - What the fuck? - Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. You know what's really funny about this? This is what, this is what, I figured it out, Rory. Listen, I figured it out. I did this. - Monty text doesn't set to start the podcast without her. - Yes. - You and I started with sports. That was some boring bullshit. And then we were looking for a way to show our misogynistic ways, right? And we were a little lost. Monty comes in and gives us all, and Asia, and gives us all of this ammo to hate women. - I told you I was going to make it worse. I think I have figured out why Monty's on this show. - I am. - To continue our misogynistic ways. - Yes, yes, yes, because we hate her. - Maybe, maybe we're not misogynistic. Maybe we're conditioned by Monty in this podcast. Maybe we're the victims. - What? - We would just, and this be my problem with women. I, I, this be one of my problems. - This always has a problem. - This be my problem with it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Not just women, right? But people in general, I do believe that people in general, everyone should have that good, good friend. I think that everyone needs a good, good friend. The good, good friend is the person that should tell you when you fucking shit up. - I mean, Asia told me, but she was like, "I'm going to help you regardless. That's my friend's point." - So you just said that entire story. And then said, "I blocked him." Asia chimes in with, "Yeah, because clearly he was a stalker ass nigga." - Like, are you that stupid too? - You're in 54 weeks. - Jenna Greece. - Asia, are you that stupid too? - I'm, I'm just... - I know you're not that stupid. I'd like to believe that you are not that stupid. - Again, I did not agree with anything that she did. - However. - You're the reason she did it all. - No, no. - You didn't think that said, "Yo, I'm in the A, it's lit." - So that's my fault? So all of this is because of me. - You could have prevented something. - If I know Rory is a killer, and I say, "Worry, I'm over here in Griffin. Come through." And Rory comes through and kills someone. - How is that your fault? He's an adult. - It's my fault. I invited the fucking killer. I know he's a killer. - You know, Marty is a special word that I don't really know right now. Well, I know the word, but I love her so I won't say it. You know, Marty is whatever the word is. - Special is a good one. - Special. - But wait, can I, all right, all right. - Well, I'm curious why... - I just want the guy's name. - No, I'm gonna ask, I'm sure he listens to this podcast. - Oh, yeah. - He's going to the house. - He's going to the house. - No, no, no, no, no. I want you to email, I'll name this podcast later at gmail.com. I want to get your telephone number and I want you to call it. - We want to interview you. - No, no, no, no, no. - What else we do? - No, we're not gonna come. - You don't front shit on this podcast, fuck you. - No, we are not talking to him. - We, hey, oh boy. - No. - You email us. We, me and Michael Roars would personally like to interview you, because maybe he's hurt. - I don't give a fuck. - I'll name this podcast later at gmail.com. - I'm also confused that their confusion of his behavior to scroll back that far. Obviously, a guy that just gives you a ticket without meeting you is a bit strange to begin with. So why is his strange behavior surprising you? - I don't think it's strange. - I don't think it's strange. - I don't think it's strange at all. - They're saying it's strange. - If I buy a bitch a ticket, which I'm gonna realize, Nick, I won't go there, but if I get a bitch like a buddy past you, I'm risking my job. You damn right, I'm checking to see what she doing. - Well, you're a fucking idiot for just putting a stranger on there with your job, but. - No, he's not. - Yes, he is. - No, he's not. - I'm defending him after the fact, but he could have avoided this whole thing if he didn't just fucking say, be a mutt and be like, yeah, I'll fly you down there. - Listen. - Knowing good and well, if you're gonna go interview Usher, they pay for your fucking ticket. - But I don't know that he knows that he's not in the business that we're in. He may not know that he works for fucking whatever. He'll tell wherever the fucking works for number one. Number two, if he wanted to fuck Marty, that goes back to what we were just saying before Marty got here. - Does it? - If he wants to fuck Marissa. - He's not giving it a ticket. - He's giving it a ticket. He's trying to be interesting for Marissa. I'm not knocking him for that. I'm knocking him for trying to be interesting for Marissa because nobody should ever be trying to fuck Marissa. - Thank you. - But, yeah. I'm not knocking him. I got to talk to him. I want to talk to him. I do. - Through the whole time, my aunt kept calling Marissa the crazy white friend, and then when she found out that her last name was Mendez, she became the resourceful Spanish girl. - Did he like any of your photos in the midst of this? - Did he like? - Yeah. - I wasn't posting anything in the midst of it. - Well, he was scrolling. Maybe he liked something. - Oh, no, he did. - I got to find his IG, an Instagram. - No, and he blocked me on Instagram too, after this. - Is there a way for us to find him? - Yeah, we got to find him. - And I blocked him on Snapchat before that so he couldn't see that. - I do think he's going to listen to this podcast, though. - 100% of this podcast. - I really do. - This podcast. - Mm. - Especially because we got to interview this guy. We definitely got to interview this guy. What's his number? - I don't know. I deleted the whole shit. - I'm going to text him. We can always do him versus phone. Yes. - I told you I deleted the whole thing. - I just want to be around for the day where you don't behave like this. - I don't behave like anything. - Like, it's cute now and it's kind of funny now. But it's sad and shameful and... - No. - It's nasty. - I could change it anytime I'm up. - There you can. - I just want to have fun. - What was fun about that story? - That was mad fun. It was crazy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Holy shit. You might need more help than I thought. You and Asia think that that was you guys'... - That was funny. - That's not what I'm debating. That was you guys' idea of fun? - I spent the weekend in the house. - Wait. - I didn't even go to the concert or at the party. - Flying somewhere that you just fly in somewhere art to go to a party. Okay, people do that all the time. And... - Line right back. - People do that? - That sounds like fun. You're right. - Yeah. Okay, not having the memes to fly somewhere. - I had it. I just don't want to spend it. - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. I don't want to fucking spend it if someone else is going to do it for me. - Then you didn't have it. - Wow. - Because if you didn't want to spend it, you ain't got it. - No. I'm being cheap. - Then you ain't got it. - Oh, okay. Nice logic. That's really great. - It is my logic. You ain't got it. If you can't afford to do it twice, you can't... Then don't do it. Don't do it once. You don't want to spend it. You don't have it. - You don't want to spend their money all the time. - Yeah, like you saw crazy. - You spend other people's money. - Exactly. - Any chance they get. So I don't understand what's so... - Would you like to have this conversation? Because if you're comparing Marissa getting a buddy pass from Homeboy, rich people have money that they spend. - What I'm comparing to you. - They also are afforded free shit from everywhere. Only because of who they are. - What does that have to do with if you don't want to spend it, then you don't have it? - I'm not comparing rich people to Marissa. What I'm comparing is people who have money that they can spend on something, but choose not to. - If I don't have to, why would I? - I just want to move away. - Okay. - Have it. Won't do it if they don't have it. - I'm going to zip this one up really fast. What tax bracket is Marissa? - I don't... - Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - How fast this conversation is quiet? - I don't feel that. What does that have to do with anything? - You have to guess what tax bracket versus in. What tax bracket is Marissa saying? Exactly. So, anyway, so listen, so you go out there not on your own dime. Great. Now, you lie to cover a lie to cover a lie to cover a lie to cover a lie to cover a lie to cover a lie. And all of your lies is bad. - All of them. All of them. Horrible. - And now you're stranded in Atlanta. Five minutes. - You got it. No. - Yep. You should have told them that that was your home girl texting from your phone. - What? - What? - That got me out of a few lies. That never works. - I don't know how that line works. - I don't know how you got to work. - I don't know how that line worked for Marissa. - It could have worked for Marissa. - I want to be able to use that line and it worked. You're my homeboy had my phone. He was texting. I've seen that line work at least three times. - Yeah, I don't understand how anyone believes that. It works. Still. I don't, that line has expired like a decade ago. - Especially if all your friends have phones and they know it. - It's T9 texting. - Women out there. It was somewhat true. There was some evidence there. So that's why I got away with it. - When is a nigga ever texting from another niggas phone ever in life? - Right. Like what would be the purpose? Maybe their phone died. - You're a good dude boy. - Maybe the phone died. I've tweeted from someone else's phone before so I guess that could happen. Then that's married and lives with his wife, Texas from his man's phone. - But he would text his wife. - No. - No. - What? - No. - How many shooting? - And you were going to go interview us. - Joe is now doing laps around the studio. - Why are your pants so tight? Because Joe dresses like a 20 year old now. - My pants being tight makes me dress like a 20 year old? - No, you're just doing general. Just take the fucking joke. It's been going on for a week. - Yo. - Yo. - My pants are so tight, right? Because... - It's getting bigger. - Fucking gin. - You're getting bigger. Oh, that's not nice. - What's she saying? - That you're getting bigger. - No, I'm not getting bigger. - Smarty pants. But gin fucking flies in the town, right? - Jen from Tampa. - Did you have someone to interview Jen? - No, Jen was here on business. And what happened? - Did they pay for your life? - So, Jen flies up here and I see Jen and because Jen knows that I love fucking just comfortable shit, she starts telling me about some shit called fucking Lulu Lemon. Have you ever heard of Lulu Lemon? Of course not. I'm never Lulu Lemon. Have you ever heard of Lulu Lemon? - No. - Of course not. I want to ask Mottie. I'm sure she's never Lulu Lemon. So she's telling me this Lulu Lemon. Of course, I don't know what the fuck Lulu Lemon is. I'm thinking she's on some Tampa bullshit, right? So she says, "Oh no, it's the best shit in the world." Like she works for fucking Lulu Lemon. "Oh, it's the most comfortable shit in the world. It's amazing. You'll never want to buy anything else." And I'm like, "Ah, whatever. Shut the fuck up." But fine. So then we go to a mall, Garden State. I'm always in Garden State. - Great mall. - Garden State is so much that I have this entire mall memorized. So then she starts saying, "I bet there's a Lulu Lemon in here." I'm like, "Nah, it's definitely not a Lulu Lemon in Garden State mall." And I said, "I have this whole mall memorized. There's no Lulu Lemon." I said, "Well, it's not a little symbol. Like you never see a little red thing with a little upside down looking U." I'm like, "Nah, it's over for that." So then she does what no black person would ever do ever. She goes straight to the directory. - And what's right there on the directory? - Lulu Lemon. - Lulu Lemon. And to add insult to injury, you know where Lulu Lemon is right next to the Apple Store. - Oh damn. - You know how many times I'm in the Apple Store? - Yeah, but if you don't know what it is, you're not paying attention. So you wouldn't even know. - Now, the way the store looks, I have seen it before because I always, I look at it and I say, "Why does this store look like that?" Like, it's just stupid. It's not going to attract anybody to come in. Like it's covered in gold. Like... - It attracts scammers. It's sad that they don't have like a lemon symbol. Sorry. - It's covered in gold. They got like really whack faggot shit in the window. - So nice. - AKA your outfits for the past week. - Yeah. No, no, not in the window. So anyway, we go in there and she throws me these fucking sweatpants. I'm like, "All right, these are great." I said, "No, you got to try them on to see your Lulu Lemon size." And as a man, we don't try things. - Oh, it doesn't look like Lulu Lemon. It's like Lulu Lemon. - No, I think I typed in the wrong thing. - That's it. - That is it? - That's it. - Oh, that does look like a faggot logo. - See what I mean? - You guys are not, that's, no. - Lulu Lemon. Athletica. But anyway, so I go in the dressing room and with these sweatpants. Now gin is fucking just throwing mad shit over the thing. Try this on too. Try this on. How does this look? Hey, here's the shirt. Look at these hands. No, do you like this color? Here, take these. And these are some khakis. And every comfortable agent. So I'm now trying shit on. I'm the guy that's trying shit on and walking out of the dressing room. - Oh my God. - To show my mom. - To show my hand on the hips and shit. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. - You're that guy. - I'm that guy. I think I'm the only guy in the store at this point. And gin is just standing there looking like she's a boss. - Coaching you. - Yeah. - How about this? - So after an hour. - Oh, now I'll turn around too tight. - After an hour in the fitting room and she's like, what is this shit, what is shit she fucking said? Oh, you're getting really good deals on this and this is on sale and this is on sale. Everything is on sale. Everything is on sale. It's a sale. It's late. Like she's very excited. So I'm like, all right. I'm excited, right? - Because now you're like, I got a deal. All right. I got to get this. - So she takes all of this shit. And when I say all of this shit, it's a lot of shit puts it on the register. Now I'm a man who likes nice things. - But you ain't got it. You know what I'm saying, I kind of know, you kind of know when something is going to cost. Like when I told that story about me going to Atrium and I went for the two hoodies and the cute girl was at the fucking front. I knew that that had the potential to cost something because I'm in Atrium, but I'm in Lulu fucking limits. So how much could some sweats and gender need out of the buddy pants and a hoodie cost? Oh, and the ad and so to injury, she was supposed to be buying my damn sweat pants. My one sweat, pure sweat pants that we went in for, but anyway, to make a long story long, they ring the stuff up and she says, okay, sir, that'll be eight hundred and forty five dollars. Easy. I'm marrying. So I turn around and look at the shit. - Thanks. You got a really good deal. - Wait. - Wait, how much was it? - A lot. It was like 750. - He could have flown you an ATL and back. So shit like that, right? 750, 850 for some fucking sweats and shirts and a bunch of shit. That's all very nice stuff, by the way. So yeah. So I was in the game at that point. - Yeah, there's no turning back. - You can't. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm at the register. It's rung up. There's a pretty girl next to me. And the girl at the counter is like, all right, sir, how would you like to pay the ad? What's the name? Give me your card shit. - I don't want any of this shit. It's just shit. I brought any of this shit over here. So I pay for this shit. - You didn't even pull the... Oh, so that's not even my size. Let me take this one back. - Wait, no, no. I had a plan. I had a plan. Listen, I had a plan. I had a plan. Listen, my plan. In my head. - Is it like Maddy's plan? - No. My plan will never be like Maddy's plan. So I pay for this stuff. We have these bags and we're leaving. And in my head, I'm saying, well, I could always just go return this stuff. - When Jen leaves. Yeah. - By myself. - Oh, that's why you were so upset when you burnt the hole through them. - No, no, no. - I was trying to figure out why you were so mad. - No, wait, wait, wait. So that was my plan in my head. What does Jen do the first second that she gets that we're not in a vehicle? You ripped all the fucking tags from inside the fucking sweatpants and the shirts and the teeth. I've never seen this. I've never seen it. Yo, the panic in my heart when I'm looking at her. She didn't help. Yep. Flip, flip, flip. I'm like, I'm about to put them all in the wash too. Let me put them in the wash and dryer too. - Wait. So that looked better and all I could come up with was, why are you doing that? Because I hung everything up in his closet for him so it wouldn't be all ring because he was like literally wanting to wear it immediately. So I hung everything on my hands and put it in his closet. - Oh. - No, I wanted to wear the outfit that I went in there for, which was sweatpants and the sweatpants. - And the tags that they have, oh, I ripped this one out already, but the tags that they have in the back are like really long and skinny. So like they're itchy and long. So you have to, they're like tear away text. You tear them out. See, I thought you pop your tags when you go to wear your outfit. - That's what I do. - No. Y'all talking about popping the tags. - This is like a tag like tear side thing. - The label, pop the label of the shit. So I want to shout out to, uh, and then I burnt a hole in my fucking brand new fucking sweatpants. - Yeah. - Sweatpants that I've had. - That joke couldn't understand. He had a cigarette that was not asked hanging out of a window going 45 miles an hour with his leg up and the ash went through so how did that even happen? Like you had a cigarette in your hand and you had a sweatpants and the window was open. I can't quite figure out why you can't quite figure out. Why the fuck. - First of all, anybody asked me a fucking opinion of a one number two? I've been smoking for 20 years. I don't just have, I'm not the smoker that has like the cigarette holes in its clothes. All it just smells like a big cigar Newport. My fucking whole house things card stick. I'm not that smoker. So I don't live that way. That's not a normal occurrence. - It's fun. I believe you, bro. - But anyway, so when I burned a hole in his weapon, I took him right back. - Oh, they took him. I took... - They checked your Instagram and saw that you wore them. - Or did you tell them you got them like that? - Listen, I took the picture with the fan. I took the gray sweatpants that I had already worn three days in a row because I was going to get my money's worth out of these pants. I took the gray pants and the black pants were really a wrong size. So I put them together. I folded them up and we went back to fucking Lulu women, right? And I think I was by myself at first when I was talking to the lady. So I said, "Hi, I went to my town, I like to exchange this for a different size." And he says, "All right, well, do you have the receipt?" I'm like, "No, I'm going to fucking receipt, but I have the card that I paid for it with." She's like, "Nah, we don't do that. I'm in the receipt." So I went, "Huh?" But Jen put the receipt in the bag. So the lady said, "Oh, here's the receipt in the bag." I said, "Oh, great. It's lit." All right, so we got the receipt there. And she says, "Where are the tags?" And I said, "I don't have the tags." But Jen put one of the tags in the pockets, the black ones. So they were still there. So then she was only doing me like one favor. So that made it all right. So I exchanged the shit. And these are the pants. Great. Nice. They're wonderful. They're beautiful. They're most comfortable pants in the world. So these are like my 900 out pants. I'm going to wear these pants all year. All year long. I don't know what else I bought. It's all hanging in my closet, but these are the pants that I'm wearing for the next two years. You bought that? Christmas party. Oh, I did buy this. I bought this hoodie too. No, honestly, I do have some really good shit in there. They do. But I'm done for my... Oh, and then what's going to say? The girl had the nerve to fucking say after she gives me this whole big hassle about exchanging the shit. She says, "Wait a minute." Oh, I gave her my card. She says, "Wait a minute. Your car looks boozer." No. No worries. No, she said, "Wait a minute. Are you like Joe bedding like a white girl?" That's it. No. I said, "Oh, because that was about to make my day really cooler. I didn't want people." You should have taken that into play. Yeah. Well, that too. It said Joe bedding. She wanted to know if I was that Joe bedding. Oh. Because you look just like him and that's your name. No. See, that's where I would have used my fake fame to help because you wanted to return the shit, all of it, and didn't have certain things. Oh, okay. Wait. I would have been like... Well, you know what that's like. That's like when... Why do you say that? I happen to be. What can you do for me? Pump it up. No, no, no. That's right. I'm going to wrap right here for you. It's like when me, Johnny Lux, Amani, it was a few, we went to Roscoe's right on a Sunday morning. Oh. That was packed outside. Like the club. Wait, it was like 30 minutes long, 40 minutes long, so we put our name on the shit and we stand outside just kicking it and hanging out, right? And the guy who's in charge letting me go in, he walks by and says, "Yo, my man, ain't you?" Yeah. And I'm like... Yes, the fuck I am. I said, "Nope." He said, "You sure, man? You ain't on that show." No, not me. You know, you look just like him, boy. Shit, if you were smart, you'd have said something, I'd have let y'all niggas right in. I said, "Oh, fuck." Yeah. And I walked over to him, five minutes. I said, "Hey, that's..." Guess what. Didn't want to make a big deal about it. But if that table's ready... Nah, I told these niggas, I'm just used to dealing with like, fuck niggas who will charge you for some shit and then want to take a picture. Oh my God. Like, nah. Fuck you. So I was used to that and I fucked it up. But we got in. We had a great time. Wonderful. Great. At the spot the night before they knew who you were to, they were sending over cotton candy, letting us ride the bull. Oh, yeah. I failed miserably at... Oh my God. So that's a fucking comedy sketch. That's what a recovering addict gets sent over. He doesn't get bottles sent over to him. Well, they sent me the cotton candy because I got like all excited that they sent it to another table because I'm five. Was there sparklers in the cotton candy? No, it was just a little... Marissa Cotton Candy, and Marissa was going to ride the electrical bull at Saddlebrook, Saddle Ranch in LA. Okay. That's never been. Well, they had an electrical bull. That's like a tourist attraction where people go to any ride the fucking shit. Marissa lasted for all of a millisecond. Literally. Wait, you weren't... They pressed start and I was just on the floor. But wait. You know how the guy that controls the electrical bull shit, the electrical bull, right? If he wants you to stay on for the beginning, she fell on that part. He delete the bull forward slowly and she fell. I only know this because I had like half a cigarette left outside, so I was watching to see the progress. I was like, "All right, they just started, so I could take this last pull and get in there." And when I took the last pull, she was gone. And he wanted me to go again. I was like, "I'm good. Play out again." I was going to go. I actually did really good on that thing before. Yeah. Yeah, but then all my friends call me a faggot, so I never got on here again. But why do you have to take it? I did really good. And they have one in New York. And like Midtown. I did really good at it. They do have one in Midtown. Yeah. Oh, it was on top of that, we did Escape the Roman L.A. Oh my God, that was fun. Didn't we talk about it? Didn't we talk about it? Didn't we? Yeah. We did a whole L.A. podcast. Yeah, last week. And even the cover art was Hollywood. Yeah. Oh. That was there. I didn't get to say I was mad about it. You were mad at Escape the Roman. Why? I didn't do it with you guys. Why? What were you doing? I was kicked off the tour, remember? Her friend. I got kicked out. Oh, yeah. Your friend was wack, my name. What happened? Asia brought around. This is the one that Maddy was sleeping with in the car? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Asia brought around. I can't really call her wack because I didn't see her bewack. Like she was perfectly fine to me. But I guess on the way back from Oakland. Oakland. That's why this hat. She wore out her welcome in the car with Amani and Johnny. Brandon. You know how much of an idiot you got to be for Johnny to not like, like Amani doesn't like everybody. So I wouldn't be the damn number one. But when Johnny and Brandon don't fucking like you, like the most peaceful, nice people ever. They love everybody. Yeah. Like Brandon likes people. I fucking have no idea why he likes these fucking people. But he does. Yeah. It was a really. What did she do? She just, she had her feet out. She had her feet out. Very unaccommodating and just being an asshole. She was too familiar, too fast. Right. Okay. Yes. She was too familiar and too fast and too dick headish with people. She didn't know. Despite them asking her repeatedly that it makes them uncomfortable, can you please? You know, Amani has a thing with feet. Oh, yeah. So Amani is the one driving. He has feet right on the fucking console in the middle. First of all, that's just, you shouldn't do that period. Yeah. Even if that's your friend's. She did that in Karam's car, too. And I was like, okay. This is uncomfortable. So I think Amani asked her, hey. Do you mind? Can you move your foot? Or somebody didn't. She just kept her foot there. And then Johnny even tried to compromise. He's like, how about you just move it halfway back, just so we're all. We don't see it in like our peripheral. She was like, wah. Then I heard she was trying to DJ like she had to aux cord at one point. She felt really entitled, felt like somebody was able to buy her some shit. She was smoking on me because weed and wasn't sharing the weed she had. Oh, yeah. Johnny just said about that. It was bad. It was bad. Why did you bring that wet? Oh, girl. That was funny. She's never been that wet. I've been friends with her for 10 years and she's usually really on point with everything or else I would never have brought her around because Lord knows I don't want to hear about it for the next however many days. She's her mom? No, she's from Chicago originally, but she's been living in LA for a while. And I don't know what happened, but she just had this switch up and it was just really bad. Shout out to my Chicago barber. Which I did address her about after I just didn't want to do it for other people. You know what I'm saying? I didn't want to check somebody in front of everybody. I was hoping that we had admitted alone to do that and that never happened until it was too late. But I did address her about it. Oh, she did tell me to tell everyone that she truly and sincerely apologizes. Not that that means anything at this point, but I definitely did address it. No, I love when people apologize to me for shit that I don't know what they did. So I'll take it. Tell her that's fucking right, man, don't ever let it happen again either. All right. No, that though. That though. I was trying to defend a girl, but I really couldn't. There was nothing to defend. She was wrong. Yeah. So now that we've got that out the way again. New Year's Eve is right around the corner. I feel like the year is flown by. Amateur night is approaching. Christmas is around the corner, but who cares? Everybody. It's a beautiful holiday. I love Christmas. I love you. I'm Muslim. You're not. Well, Christmas. I'm Muslim. My fucking has God's work. I'm Muslim. I'm Muslim. Wait, what you doing? I'm Muslim. Wait, what you doing? My fucking has God's work on his hand tattoo. It says Allah. Oh, no, it doesn't. Well, I mean, if you do, like, if you don't get looking from the side. Why do you guys like that? You know, Jesus right there on your arm. Jesus Christ told you. That's a lot to do. That's a lot to do. See? Told you. No, the only reason I noticed that is because I'm looking at my body. No, no, I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I know that because I saw the fucking, uh, I was trying to figure out if you had while a if you had while a is W or the, uh, baseball teams. I was like, why does Joe have that W on his hand? And then I had to look at it to read it. I would think it's the West, uh, the baseball W. Yeah. And I know you're a Yankees fan. That's a crossing. Other hand too, right? Yes. Yeah. That's the one that, uh, Buddha was crucified on, right? Joe said the fuck up, so I'm not a big fan of, um, not that I'm a big fan of Christmas. I'm not a big fan of traffic and on Christmas, well, around leading up to Christmas, leading up to Christmas. There's traffic, um, I know my mom was putting Christmas trees up in my house until I was 13 and I was like, ma, you know, like Christmas, I just put on my tree last night. I was like four years old. That's why. Um, I was like, Jen is going to decorate. We, we really don't need a Christmas tree. She's a screw. We really don't need a Christmas tree. You get me one fucking gift. You put it under the tree and then I got to take this big ass tree now and finish it up. Like, so we've been off that since I was like 13 and have a little fake tree and like me and my mom are good to each other all year round. So we don't really care about like doing that on Christmas per se. I don't know. I think it's just a nice day to just be with family and appreciate each other. They're even more than. I kind of try to do that every day too. I do. To me, Christmas signifies, uh, the end of eggnog season is near. And I need to go and buy all of the eggnog from the white people. What's that? I'm not going to do that, but, but yeah. Yeah. Only making around Christmas. Yeah. So, so what is everyone's New Year's Eve plan? I'm saying this now because I just want to, I like to have a document. But people's plans are and then how their night actually goes. I'm going to church. That's what I do every year. Joe's reaction is done in every single year for a long time to paint a picture in the room. He's looking up at the sky with his mouth open. Joe seems a bit thrown back. We've talked about this already on here. She's going to church. Yes. Yeah. I think she said that. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with going to church. Going to church is great. And I go with my best friend and her lovely family. It's about the other days in the year. I go fairly often to church. Living more a Christian fellowship in New Jersey. I can't wait to see you at the Pearly Gates. Pearly Gates. You're going to have that explain in it. Yeah. Like, I have a great relationship. How do you answer these things at the Pearly Gates? What things? I live a wholesome life. Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about, the wholesome life. Yeah, I have one. I think you missed the word play. Yeah. You're saying wholesome. I'm saying wholesome. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about all the wholesome shit. I'm not hurting anybody. Mm. Yeah. You know that guy wasn't hurt. Oh, please. Do we have to do Bevel today? No, not Bevel. We have to do Fanduil. We're still working out the contract with Bevel. Good segue there. That was clean. Well, we already talked about sports. So I guess we can just move on to Fanduil. We didn't talk about the Patriots. The Patriots fucking lost. Believe it or not, I'm somewhat happy about it, just because the pressure of an undefeated season is now gone and we can all focus on the Panthers. Oh, what? Russia, they already had an undefeated season. I know. They just lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants, because they always lose their Giants. Well, no. I said, I think I said to you before that I thought they were going to lose the Denver. So I wasn't really too surprised when that happened. Yeah, we just didn't think they would lose to Denver with fucking Brock. Yo, I was at your show in the back on my ESPN app, flipping the fuck out. Yeah, but I think they got robbed. I think the past got robbed. I mean, I only watched the highlights because I was watching you go. Well, I saw the replay of the officiating and some of the calls, oh, man. My pops was texting me and kept saying, we're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. I was like, all right. So something bad must be happening. Yeah, they were really getting fucked on the calls. But whatever. I was the last show. Really good. Yeah. It's all that, right? Really good. Yes. All out. But fucking it's just a weird venue over there. But where is stand hope exactly? Like, what does that buy? It's on 80 exit. Twenty eight B. I like my one. Shit. It's by four. It's just passed. It's just patterson. It's like you're going back to my mom. Oh, where's that? It's mad past Patterson. I know. It's just the only landmark. I know. It's like Northwest. Where's that big-ass mole? In Rockaway. Not Queens. Rockaway mole? Maybe. That's what it is. It's right near that. Oh. Weird town. Is it Rockaway mole? I don't know. I just made that up. I didn't agree. It's in Rockaway. And it is a mole. So adjacent. No, I look like that town looks like they do a lot of heroin. Oh, it's nice. It looks like a really, like, meth town. That's beautiful. What is going on in the universe? That's what it looked like. But you guys are just offending people left and right. Oh, but the guy that calls us a faggot. That's not offensive. Oh, real quick, before we do this fucking -- oh, no, we can do this first. I have to open it. Quick PSA. It's World AIDS Day. Well, yesterday was now. It's what? World AIDS Day. So please go get tested and know your status. Thank you very much. That was all. You're done? Yup. Because I already did my AIDS testing rant like two weeks ago, so just a reminder. Get tested. It's free. Thank you. Okay. All right. I'll do it tomorrow. It's good to know. It truly is. Listen. As long as all my bitches alive, I'm cool. No, but not. I don't want her to go by at all. That is the least that is not how it works. Yo, what's that? Chris Rod joke. What's that Chris Rod joke where he calls every bitch? Yo. Yo. Even Austin's like -- that's horrible. That is really horrible. That is really horrible. That is not a barometer at all. That is really -- don't listen to your favorite rapper folks, do not go by that. Yo, as long as he's got a call, all your bitch, are you good? Are you alive? It's crazy. All right. Cool. You can take you at your doctor tested. All right. What's that Chris Rod joke where he calls all his bitches during the in-between of his AIDS test? And it's like, is Tammy there? Nah. Tammy's dead. Shit. How'd you die? Shit. Hey, boy. Buzz. Go Greyhound. What are we doing before you get started with this positive shit? The body gets really like -- it's something with STDs that triggers her. You don't say -- What are you talking about? What are you talking about when we're talking about equality? No, no, no. Equality like your random -- you pick a one thing that I -- No, it just seems -- when Joe wasn't here, you went all for it before. Because you were talking about fucking bitches with no condoms, like that shit is cool. It's not cool. It is pretty cool. It is pretty cool. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about? What is it talking about? It's not cool. It's better. What's better than cool? What's better than cool? What do you think of my adjective? You're right. It's not cool. It's like -- it's like -- it's like -- amazing. Oh, okay. All right. Come on. Come on. Body got some shit. She did do get pretty sensitive, right? What are you talking about like that shit like that? I'm just -- no, I'm just -- no, I'm just -- I'm just -- care about real fucking issues and people like really maintaining their health and health goes with mental health. All that shit is in one. I'm really -- you know, people need to keep their shit together. And if we have a platform like this, I like to use it for the greater good. If at random times, I don't like to be stupid. No. Use your platform for the greater good. This is for fuck shit. Sorry. We don't want to do it the greater good. Well, that's why I gave you my Usher story and then I cast it off with -- This podcast was started just for fuckery. It wasn't going to be positive. This afterwards. Oh, my God. We'll do the fan duel and then we'll -- Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. Cat, baby, baby, baby. Oh, cat to tell. Let's do fan duel. All right. Let's do fan duel. You want to play against me and my fantasy football this week. Join my league on fan duel. It's real easy. You had to fan duel.com/button. Just pick your players down to the salary cap and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's fandoo.com/button to join my league and the spots fill up fast. So make sure you get them before it's too late. I have won a couple of dollars on fan duel here and here, but I'm one like a bad losing streak. So I'm not going to talk about my own personal experience too much, but you can go to fandoo.com/button. So well. Yeah, man. I don't know what's going on. It's just so fucking unpredictable, but I guess that's the point. Um, special offer to new users for every dollar. You deposit fan duel a match. It would up to $200. That gets earned as you play. That's a bonus of up to $200. Offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league. So shout out to fan duel. Keep rocking. Word. With that said, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. I love her too. Cat body, baby. No, we love cat. That's why we have to do this. She needs to hear this. This is going to hurt us more than it hurts you, boo. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. I had the same thought in my head too. Look at that. I'm out of play. I'm out of play. I'm out of play. I'm out of play. Why are there pictures circulating of cat in a project hallway with a mink on and some aldo boots and a bra? It seems she was conned into the Instagram photography of, I got an idea for a shoot. And then you end up naked in a project hallway. Thoughts on this? Thoughts on this. This. Hi, Marissa. No, you're not supposed to read it out loud. Oh. All right. Well, y'all talk. Well, anyways, cat, we do love you to death. We think you're better than the project hallway photoshoot. Maybe do the Miami hotel room photoshoot and we'll start from the game. Oh, the Miami hotel room. It's a classic. Or that one photographer that has a link to a studio and you can do the white psych one where you put on black panties and it's the same, put it in black and white. You could start there, but the project hallway, I think you are above that. Or even a Frank Antonio and do the clock that they all do. I just think at this point, she's been on her little Instagram thing for a year or two. Yeah, she's got a great shape. Got to pop an IG. I think she's above. I think she's above the project hallway. Do you think she was sitting in piss? There's a chance she could have been. She wasn't sitting in piss. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that to cat. We like cat and we care about cat. I know. This is why I'm saying this. But cat does a lot of stupid shit. The Ian Conner shit was one. Oh, you're going. I was just talking about sitting in piss. Not your name and names. That was common knowledge. I'm not telling a secret. Shit, I ain't hear about it from her. I was online. Shit. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't know. I'm looking at it. I'll keep talking. Yeah, he reads slow as hell. No, I'm looking at something. Look at that. Oh. He should provide it to the trailer. Y'all are supposed to be talking to them. All right. Anyways. Asia. Give us your backstory on all of Lost. Love I'm good because everyone asks me every day who it is on Twitter. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the one and only Asia. Hi, guys. You're welcome. That's beautiful, right? Thank you for that. No problem. I don't know. Joe just asked me to come into the studio and talk to, you know, people about what I thought love was. And of course they... I realized you didn't know it. No, what happened was, again, I know what love is. I've grown up in a household full of love. Beat drop. But we just went back and forth. They were asking me a lot of different questions. So we were in the studio for a while. So a lot of that is all cut up. So you know, it's just not, it's not one continuous thing. They cut a lot of things up into that. Joe was really enjoying this. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out why you decided to watch a trailer in the middle of a recording a podcast. Marissa handed me this fucking bum-ass trailer, right, for this shit that I will never go through. But... So this is called... Why did you hand him a trailer in the middle of a podcast? He handed me an opportunity for some people want to come through the podcast interview shit, but whatever. So I was reading shit. And this is for the movie coming out, apparently, a modern way to the movie called Fifty Shades of Black. Oh, God. And one of those fucking scary movie dance movies... Yeah. I think they're doing like a... Remember, my take on Fifty Shades of Grey was that if that guy wasn't that guy, he'd have gone to jail. So that's what they're doing? So they got Marlon Wayne and acting out someone who sees it. It's a whole different thing, he gonna go to jail. I paused the trailer. I don't need to see the end. He run into the park. He doesn't snap the bitch perch. Like, he ain't gonna get fucked up at the end of this. But yeah, we can talk about that off here. What are y'all... Hey, what's the way we at, man? Yeah, what's the way we definitely... 74. 74? Yeah, not too bad. Nobody told me. Marlon told me she was going to church for New Year's. What are you doing for New Year's? Well, I'm not gonna convince you that by house party. All right. Asia, what are you doing? Some old shit. I'm not gonna tell us. Normally, I'm out of the country, but this year... Oh. On the buddy. Wait, wait, wait. You see how funny women are? I've said, "Asia, what are you doing for New Year's? What are you doing for New Year's Eve this year?" What? Why should you tell me about what she does every time I meet? That's what I said everywhere. Well, usually. However, this year... This year... I've been out of the country. Screw you. But this year, I'm gonna space it up, do something different. I might just stay home. I'm gonna come to Atlanta for me, actually. If you have a house party, I'll probably be there. I'm moving. Damn. Damn. Damn. That day. That day. How funny things... Cheap is moving. Damn. Damn, that day. G-D-S-A-Jacket. Damn, man. That's the same damn movie. I'm a dick, man. All the traffic is not bad. We're me getting the fuck out of here. Oh, it's a nightmare. Hopefully, next week, Rory can remember what it is. I look to him over the weekend and say, "Hey, remember this topic so we can talk about it in the podcast and then we come in the podcast today and I ask him. He says, "I have no idea." So, when that happens, text the group chat. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. I have no reply. It's just note to self-blah. Then we'll be all in the podcast. No, because I'm low. I get mad when nobody replies. Well, I'll write back, okay, just for future reference. Do that. All right. Yeah. What was that? Where's my phone? Jen? My phone at man. Probably in your back pocket? Jen, whatever you see as a man's was texting and wouldn't even him. Why, are you going to go to the podcast chat? Well, first of all, yeah, I'm trying to. That mad text. Oh, I said the podcast. I hate when that fucking happens. Oh, look at Brit. Brit is coming to you all on the 13th. Hey, Brit. Hi, Brit. All right. The 13th? Am I going to be on the 13th? What is all this shit you're putting in the group chat? The email so we can discuss and the cover art. Oh, yeah. Like, when I hit you all last night and said what time it's the podcast tomorrow. Right. And everybody. But Rory replied when he woke up. I knew he was sleeping. I saw it last night, but I didn't have an answer. Yo, y'all. Whatever, man. So that's it, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. I want to go see that movie Creed. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to see that movie, but I keep hearing amazing things about it. Yeah, from women. I didn't even know that Michael B. No, I don't know if I can handle fucking Rocky Bobo at this fucking age. Not about him. He's like a big character. Yeah, but he's I have to listen to him talk. You know, Michael B. Jones from Jersey. Dork. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Did you know he was also murdered in the wire for being a snitch? That's cool, but that's-- Yeah. We know that too. We know he's going to bled out random. We might be joking. Did you know that his mom's name is Jed? I didn't know he was in hardball until I watched it when it was on cable recently. I said, oh my god. Is that something we enjoyed? Maybe? That's the one with G Big. Oh, shit. I'm going to be called hardball. Yeah, it came out when I was in ninth grade. So you must have been in like seventh grade. It had the illest soundtrack with Lil Zane, Lil Wayne, Sammy on the track. Like, come on. Dogs. It was all these little kids that played baseball. I'm going to talk to you guys next week, listeners. You guys can stay here talking about hardball. I'm going to get going, all right? I don't need this podcast later. Episode number 42. 42. Yeah, 42. Austin. Great job you did today, bro. Great hair. I sure, I'd appreciate it. You're the man, man. All right. It's lit.