The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 41
Joe's back, some LA talk, some other things, have a great Thanksgiving!
- Hello, we good? We live? - We live. - All right. - What are you on today? - And we are back. - Is this holiday gel or what is it? - No, you're back. - Nothing but here. - Yeah, we've been here holding down the fort, like real ones. - I don't know if you guys have been here. Well, I guess at a podcast you guys have been here. - We have. - Yeah. - Well, I am back. - Hello. - Salutations, beautiful people out there listening. I still got a little bit of raspy tour voice going on. - You do, I hear it. - But it's great. - Or is that a thought-ing voice? - Yeah, I was about to say. - Oh. - Some of that is a. - Yelling the club, being a little thought. - Yeah, some of that is my shooter voice. Multiple clubs were shut up. In Los Angeles, I was out there. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Yeah, shut them all up. Yeah. - Yeah. - No victims. (laughing) One victim. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Can I? (laughing) - I don't even know. - Yeah, I do. - You said do. - Oh, you probably do. Anyway. (laughing) So yeah, I am back. This is what number we on. I don't know anything. - 41. - 41. Damn, I missed 40. - And it was the best ever. - What the fuck? (laughing) - Damn, 40 seems like one I wouldn't want to miss. - Yeah, and you did, and it was so great. - Wait, happens when you're a hoe? - Do we have to do something big for 52? - What's? - Is that the year? - Oh my God. - 52 is a year, right? - We have like a little like party, I'll name this party later. - We should do like maybe like a-- - Rory's like the king of like, you know, mixy shit like that. - I'm the king of mixy shit then? - Yeah, like you know, like your birthday party, do one of those for our podcast. - A live podcast will be cool. (gasping) - For our year anniversary. - For our year anniversary. - But y'all got to buy tickets. Not you guys, I'm talking to listeners. - Buy a ticket too, just to support myself. - Yeah, we buy a ticket. (laughing) - Yeah, we should work on that. All right, so I was going for episode 40 to those of you who do not know, I was on tour, we drove cross country. - Oh my God, it was exhausting. - I drove from LA to Oakland with them, and I'll never go on tour again. I slept for 13 hours last night. - Yo, she did LA to Oakland. Did that one bonus? - It's like 400 miles, it's not even that bad. - And I was done, I was fed. - And she was dead. I'm like, what the fuck? You're not dope for this. - For life is not for me. - She's got the nerve to be fucking fucking-- - Monica Rowe is not going on tour, baby. - She couldn't handle Philly. You think she was going to handle LA to Oakland? - Yeah, she couldn't handle Philly. I forgot about that. - Yeah, and even my fuckers were dead after like one night. They did LA and Oakland. - Me and Asia, we were just in the back dying. - Yeah, you know that. You're not built for this real life work. - We really not. - So I was on tour, we drove cross country, which really sounds much worse than it is. When you're stopping every night, multiple places, but the only really bad drives I'm going to say were from Iowa City to Denver, which was about 11 hours, and from Denver to Scottsdale, Arizona, which was 15 hours of which did I drove the entire time, don't ask me how or why or any, don't ask me anything about me, but I drove the entire time and it was great. It was great, we had a wonderful time. I want to shout out to everybody that came out and supported all the people that I met, all the people that I took pictures with, all the people that saw the Joe Biden show for the very first time and it was quite a few of you guys, much more than I anticipated. I want to thank all of you. So then like the thought that I am, we ended in, we did LA Thursday and Oakland Friday, and then I had absolutely zero to do. So I said, let me just stay in LA for a little bit. Well, let me enjoy some of this nice, sun-shiny weather, some of these nice LA hoes. One time for my LA sisters. - No. - Oh, wow, you're so relevant with your Jake Holdman. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, wow, you're so young, you're just like the kids. - It's one of my LA hoes. - Oh, man, I'm almost becoming that guy. - You have a piece of woman's hair in your beard right now. And I'm not saying that you literally do. (laughing) - Really? - Yeah, right on this side. - It's 'cause I haven't showered since Tuesday. - Jesus Christ. - Holy shit, love. - Is that a white girl's hair? - Is it blonde? - And now we, there is the culprit. - Listen, I've made the transition. I've crossed over, right? - Shout out to her. - It's over for you. You guys can have for a minute. I don't want them anymore. I've moved on to wider pastures. Then why is a girl's hair in my beard? That's odd. - Y'all know what? - That's odd being that I didn't see any girls at all while I was in LA. - With blonde hair at all. - With blonde hair and I didn't have any threesomes or anything in LA. - Right, right. - But, so Rory was out, you were out in LA prior to us getting in. - Yeah, I missed it. - You were doing Henny Palooza. - I missed you guys by about four days, unfortunately. 'Cause you were out being a thot. - No, I was working. - That's what we say. - That's what we say. - I mean, I was out there for four, five days. - Air quotes, working. - One day, I was working. - That's what we tell our girlfriends. Come on, you know I'm working. I can't call you mine. No, you know I'm working. I mean, that's like the best, that's the best, this is a side rant here. That's always the best guilt trip to run. When like your girl is fucking blowing you up, or you're ignoring her and then she gets to attitude that's how women do when you ignore them, and you get to hit them with, yo, you know I'm working, you know I'm mad, busy, like, oh my God, there's no better guilt trip to running your girl. - Especially when you tell them prior that you'll be working. - Yes. - 'Cause then you could throw that. I told you this shit. - Oh my God, it's great. Marty, I know you don't know anything about it. You have to ask you to be in a relationship. - Fuck you guys. - With someone that's employed. (laughing) - Oh, this is so funny. (laughing) - It was a layup, I'm sorry. - It's so funny, boy. - I've dated employed people. - Mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty. - Employed in the studio. - That let us hit the joke off. - Nope. - It doesn't matter. - Yeah, and also the Hollywood Hills Excuse is great 'cause there's never service. - There is, that's true, that's true. - So you can never text them. - That's true. Those are good, really good lines. - LA was a blast. Honey Paloo's was great. I touched on it briefly on the past episode with Lowe and Ty Dolla Sign. - Dolla Sign. - Ty Dolla came and did a mini concert for us. We had a lot of pop-up of celebrities. We packed the whole place. It was Avalon on Vine and Hollywood Boulevard. Was the venue across from the Capitol Records building. It was great, LA was our best stop. We did Houston, DC, Atlanta, Toronto. - You didn't ask me to ask for the-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. - All right, that's the game. - It was probably-- - We didn't ask for the whole-- - We didn't ask for your whole-- - Right, anyway, it's the hardest unit LA was-- - Yeah, so anyway, off to our new York listeners. We're doing the 26th. - Oh, my God, okay, tickets are available on this day. - Tickets are not available yet. - Follow Rory @ Michael Roars on Twitter. - Some like Twitter name. - Whatever is Twitter name is. Yo, I've been seeing way more people with your Twitter name, actually. Holding Colli Field, whatever you call your-- - Yeah, what is that? - Colli Field. - Is that like a wrestler? - No, it's not a wrestler. - It's not a wrestler. - It's fake eclectic, of course. - If I don't know. - Oh my God. - Please, such a cheap guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's for intellectual hosts. - Look, Mottie would never know. You're not intellectual. - Thank you, I'm very intellectual. - So then the crew flew out to LA. What's somebody crew? Mottie and-- - Asia. - Aja. - Gunplay. - And Gunplay. - Brandon. - And Brandon flew out to LA and that was Gunplay's first time in LA. - Oh, wow. How did he handle it? - It was cool. It was cool. I don't think he was around the amount of women that he would have liked to be around. - Because they were all in your beard. - No, that's just like not that. We were just turned up as a crew, but not like out in the streets like that. - It was somewhere with our honey, Palooza crew. We didn't have like a bunch of outsiders. It was kind of just-- - I had a really good crew. - But I mean, we had a good time as a crew, so. - No, we had a great time as a crew. But for someone who's never been to LA and you hear me or people talk about it and the things we say about it, he probably would have liked to be around some women number one. Number two, it's hard to get pussy when you're sharing a room. - Oh, he was sharing a room. - He was sharing a room with Brandon, right? - Oh, and Brandon's married, so he's not going to even be like, yeah. - Mr. Faithful, so that wasn't-- - What a fucking loser. - Yeah, he made a coin. Why would you want to be faithful at such an early age? You're fucking-- - You're an amazing girlfriend. What an idiot. - Out of town in LA, you want to be fucking faithful. Brandon's a loser. But yeah, so it was hard to get pussy like that. Me, I didn't even do any of the turn up shit in LA. I didn't do fucking Greystone. I didn't even go to Roscoe's really-- - Is LA really a turn up city though? - It can be if you make it hell yeah. - Yeah. - My LA is more of a house party in the Hills type. I don't know if that's bullshit. - Well that's LA too. - Yeah. - I prefer that part of LA. I'm not a big, I don't really like the people in LA. So I don't like Greystone. I don't typically like the clubs in LA. I've only really gone to-- - I like it because it's different. I like it because it's different from New York. Like the music they play, I was in LA actually the first time I ever heard. Before Ty Dolla sign began his, him mustered, you know, before that wave started. - Sorry, Russia. - I was in-- - No, to the public. - Russia, oh. - I was in Toxic maybe the first time I heard any of that. - All his day parties. - Toxic is cool, yeah. - When toxic is cool. - Yeah, they don't do toxic anymore. - Yeah, the club Laura, I believe they were given him problems like some of these shit. - Yeah, so they don't do that anymore, but that really was an amazing party out there. So I got to hear, you know, it's just different culture or different vibe. - I like it down there. - I always say, I could never move. I could never live in LA. I wouldn't get any work done. I would just wake up and want to spend money. - Yeah, they kept joking. Him and E kept joking that they'd have like 80 baby mamas if they lived in LA. - 100% I would have a million, but I turned down, I turned down quite a bit of threesomes, quite a few threesomes in LA. - Oh, you're so popular. - No, I'm not popular. Damn it. - I didn't get to see my LA, boo. - Oh yeah, oh my God, I've got that funny, oh wait. - I was texting me while she was in LA, 'cause someone ended up, 'cause I don't follow this gentleman on Instagram, but I follow someone that hangs out with him. And I texted Mardi, I said, do you know Blank and Blank? He's in LA, and she said, psh, we about to meet up later. - Well, no, he, yeah. - Well, Roy, Roy, well, I think I may have been on the other side of that text with Mardi. Mardi got like the curve of the fucking century. - What? - No, no, he didn't. - You know what's funny, this is what's funny about Mardi, Mardi, Mardi, Mardi, Mardi, whatever your fucking name is here. - Marissa. - You not only say Mardi is like 12 years old, Mardi's still-- - I'm so scared to hear it. - When there's a guy that she likes-- - Oh, she turns into a great school. - And like the person texts her with anything? (laughing) - You don't even have to say anything of any relevance. - Just a little typing icon. - You can put K, you can put like the pissed off red face emoji, fucking-- - He's so aggressive. (laughing) - Fuck you guys, this is not what happened. You're talking about what happened in the room, right, when we were watching the movie, and then I-- - I'm just trying to tell a story that you can-- - Okay, but I'm scared to see how this goes. - So we were all in my room, we were hanging out, we had plans to just go and tear the streets up, and Mardi apparently was receiving texts from this man, who shall remain, no, nameless. But boy, was she excited, man. It's cheek to cheek, mad teeth visible on her fucking face, like Mardi was like, and me, 'cause I get annoyed when women are happy. (laughing) I said, Mardi, what's going on? I told we had plans, I told we were going out, told you we're here to hang out with your friends, like the crew, and she's like, nah, fuck y'all, bay hit me, I'm going to meet up with bay, it's lit. - I didn't say all of that, we were even making plans yet. - No, no, no, yeah, mad plans, so the plan was, you were leaving your crew. - Nope, that was not the plan at all. - Wait, wait, time out, and you weren't even with us, you weren't even with the crew, you left where you were to come be with the crew. - Oh yeah, no, that's what I was with, Asia, Asia's house, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I left Asia's house, came to y'all, right, then we were in your room and I was watching a movie, which reminded me of that person, so I text him to see if he was in LA. - No, then we were in my room, and you were mad, thirsty, you already knew he was in LA, you were thirsty, but-- - Well, 'cause he lives there. - No shit, so what are we talking about here? - Well, I hadn't talked to him in a couple weeks, so then I text him, and then I FaceTimed him, and then that's when I got all super giddy, 'cause we were talking, and then-- - Mottie was extremely excited, and I was angry about it, 'cause I hate to see Mottie happy about you. So I said, damn, man, this guy must be in the ninth inning, all his other holes aren't texting back. - He was home with his brother, and all his friends watching some fucking games, he likes the Lakers. - Oh, and everybody, the Lakers didn't even play that. - Well, whatever the hell he was, you know, like a Jersey-owned smoking hookup. - I'm not saying this was Mottie's case, but we're used to that ninth inning coming around two to 30 in the morning, LA is a bit different. - Yeah. - So women may be thrown off at 11 p.m., they think they're the first option. - Yeah. - Could be the ninth inning. - We weren't making plans! - We weren't making any plans! - But that's where New York women might get confused. - That's a very good point. He had an audition. Well, he had to meet with the director the next day, and we couldn't. - Mottie, Mottie, that was it. - That was it. - Trying to give little clues. - No, I didn't get any clues! - We spoke, he had to meet with his famous father. - No, no, no, relax, but he didn't have that. - No, he doesn't have that. - I was talking about it, he didn't have the famous father. Anyway, listen. So Mottie was really, really, really excited, right? - We weren't gonna meet up. - All right, so, so sidebar, we get off, let's get off of Mottie and tell another story where they combine in the end. I love when stories do that. - It's like curbing your enthusiasm. - Everything comes next. - There's nothing else happening. - Oh, Mottie, my business in LA. - Man, more shit happened. So, as a crew, we decided to go to Skybar, I was staying in the Mondrian, I loved the Mondrian, even though they canceled the 24-hour room service Cara Cake, they need to bring that back. But, so we went to the Skybar downstairs, that Cara Cake is amazing. Oh, but they don't sound as much. So we went downstairs to the Skybar and thinking it would be lit, and it wasn't really lit. You know, they had the AMAs this weekend. Did he had a big mansion party that I wasn't invited to? - Asia was. - 'Cause age is a fucking old thought. (laughing) - No, she was dotting back when did he was in the streets, though. - So yeah, he had a big mansion party, but we went in Skybar and it was totally empty. So me and a young lady friend of mine, I was like, "Yo, there's no bitches in here." And she said, "No, that's bitches in here." So anyway, long story short, we decided to, we made a bet. Well, she made a bet that she just threw me into. The bet was, let's see, who could bag two to three women, two to three women to engage in extracurricular activities after the night? - I like such a rapper. - In the next hour. So we go in and that's our mission. So now everybody that is with us is like kind of helping each of us on the mission. But I don't just fuck with any old thing. You know what I mean? It wasn't really any quality in there that night. She had- - Copping a plea to the L already. - She had all the deuces with her. She had mad cougar deuces. I'm like, "I'll, if that's the bet," and she's like, "Read the fight, friend." I didn't say they had to look a certain way, but whatever. So while Asia, I went to go sit down and it looked like I was conceding to the bet. I went to go sit down by the entrance to the club, which is also the exit to the club strategic purposes, which is also right next to the woman's bathroom 'cause you always want to be next to the exit and the woman's bathroom if you're trying to see women, which was also the smoking section because smoking women love to chit chat. I had it all mapped out. I really could have killed her. But while I'm sitting over there, Asia's there and Asia's there with her cousin who I don't know a gentleman. And Asia says, "We really got to get out of here "because Mottie's blowing my phone up." - Yeah, I was in the car sleeping 'cause I mean, "Punch my flight at six a.m. "I had a flight at six a.m. "And it was 2 a.m." - My please don't make me take your microphone and unplug it. I'm trying to tell my side of the story. Asia says, "Mottie is blowing my phone up "so we really have to get going." And I said, "Mottie." - Yeah, I was sitting in her car. Can I tell the story? I'm going to take your mic if you interrupt my story again. - Go. - I said, "Mottie, oh, Asia, you must be mistaken. "Mottie's not here. "Mottie had a booty car." I mean, she got a text from a bay of hers and that's where she is. So I don't know who you think is in your car. Asia said, "Now, whoever that nigga is, "he deaded her and Mottie's in my car, "sleep blowing up my phone because she wants us to leave." So because her night got fucked up, she's trying to fuck the phone. - Her night didn't get fucked up. - It's a pretty good impression of Asia. - That really helped like that. - Yeah, that definitely Asia. So, old boy deaded you. - He didn't. We knew from the jump we weren't hanging out. From your room. - One of his other bitches hit him back. - No. We knew from his room we weren't hanging out. I had been texting Asia to come get me from your room because I had a 6 AM flight. - Drove you straight to curved city. - No. I went and I sat in fucking Asia's car once they pulled up and she said, "I want to go in for a minute. "My cousin wants to keep hanging out." I'm like, "Fine." So me and her friend slept in the car and I was texting her like, "Yo, can we go?" Because I really need to pack my luggage. I haven't done shit. And I need to catch this flight in three hours. So then finally she came out. We went to her thing. I packed and I'm not full of shit. - Uber is pretty cheap in LA. - No, I wasn't about to take another Uber when we were with the whole entire people. And I already took an Uber from where we were before to there. - Why are you speaking so aggressive? - Because you guys are trying to make up a whole story about how we got cars. - Who's you guys? - I didn't even know what's going on. - Listen, I've never been to curbs if I have to, but I never got curbs. - That curbs was 100 miles and running. - For real. (laughing) - I'm not talking to you. - I see what you did there. That was pretty funny. - I understand that reference. - I know you, of course you don't. That's what you know. That's why we can't make these really smart, witty type of jokes around you. But anyway, so I'm originally went to curbs city and that was-- - It didn't get fucking out. - I was really happy that her night was fucking ruined and in channel. - It didn't get ruined. It was never happened. - I was very happy that your night ended with you sleeping in a car next day, just running a taxi and not getting any sex. - Okay. - I was going to go out with that. - Did anyone visit the Armageddon known as downtown LA? - No, I didn't do that. - God, downtown LA is disgusting. - I didn't do that. I think Johnny and Brandon went and did some touristy type shit. - I went down there. Austin had a gig with just Blaze in a warehouse. I have no idea what the event was. - Just Blaze always has a gig in a warehouse. - Yeah. - So we arrive. I'd never been to downtown LA. Every time I'm there, I'm in Hollywood Valley. - Talk your shit, bubble break. - Hollywood Hills. Like I don't even really fuck with-- - Help me. - I'm from the airport, maybe. - If I have to. - If traffic is bad. So we get in there, it's a fucking shit show. It's a dark warehouse, there's not one light on. We somehow make just Blaze out through the small crowd and he is in a corner just as scared as the rest of us. I said, Austin, do 10 minutes. Let's get the fuck out of here. I then walk out, there is homeless people everywhere. Downtown LA is the most dirty place I've ever been to in my life. - Have you ever been to Manhattan or? - I'm not comparing Manhattan in downtown LA at all. Ever. - You can't compare Manhattan downtown. With the homeless, with dirt? - What section of Manhattan is so dirty? Let's hear it. - Like LES? - That's for cultural purposes. It's artsy. It's supposed to be. - Okay, all right. - Yeah, I'm never on a dirty. - Okay. - No, that was it. - I was wondering if I'd ever been to downtown LA 'cause I was terrified of it. - I have. - I don't remember, but I think-- - I mean, I'm sure I've been there as well, but I don't really-- - I can't really recall a specific moment in my mind. I think I lost, I think I lost quite a few of my LA holes while I was in LA. - Because you weren't, you were carving them for other shoddy. - I mean, I mean-- - I mean, she was a ball of fun, so it's worth it. - I mean, she's fun. - She's pretty awesome. - She's not a fun. But I mean, I think there should be some type of, I think my holes were breaking the unwritten, like, hole rules. - Which is, shut the fuck up. - If you're one of my holes, right? And you see me take a picture with who you think is another one of my holes. You are not, you shouldn't be allowed to text me and let me know your thoughts on it. Like, you shouldn't be allowed to text me, like, "Yo, you love white bitches I see!" Or, like, any of those fucking texts that women send when they fish, when they wanna let you know that they know something to, like, open up the door of conversation. Like, a hole shouldn't be allowed to do that. You have to graduate to another level of something before you can argue with me about my holes. You can't be one of the holes and argue about the holes because I'm not gonna argue. I'm not even gonna dignify it. - Well, typically women don't think they're the holes, so they think they can do that. - All right, so PSA, Public Service Announcement here, some women are the holes. You know what, that raises an interesting question. - Some women are the holes. - Yeah, I'll think that you grab a lot-- - A lot of women are the holes. - A lot of women are the holes. - Oh, and I have one more LA story that-- - But this raises a very valid question. How do women know when they are part of the holes? - We know that if we're not your main bitch, we just wanna, we just hope that you like to pretend along with us, be a little bit more like-- - Wait, huh? - Let's play this pretend game a little bit. We both have holes, but it's like, we just hope that you're a little bit more-- - What Mottie said kinda makes sense, and she admitted it, women just want us to play along, to feed into their false sense of reality. Yeah, I know I'm one of your hoes, but just treat me, you know, put on the facade to make me feel like I'm not. - Let's just pretend for the moment that we both know that we're not. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's my best friend, Carol. - Hi, Carol. You've got a lot of weird best friends. I'm not calling you weird. - This has random best friends that come in. - No, this is my best friend. - Carol Danielle. - Have I seen Carol? - Yeah, you've met her. - I've met Carol. We went bowling together. Mottie, you do have like-- - Did Joe have on a wrist guard when you went bowling with him? - Probably, he takes his uniform very seriously. - Mottie, you do have-- - I have Carol and Danielle in Victoria. - You do have 25 best friends. - Carol, Danielle in Victoria. - I feel like every friend we meet of yours is your best friend. - Carol, what number do you think you are on the best friend list for Mottie? Two. - No, I talk to you more-- - And then we even heard a tour. - I don't know who Tori is yet. - Victoria, you've met her too. We went to the park together. - Hi, Tori. - And you went bowling together, duh. - I don't remember any of Mottie's best friends, but I, Carol, great to meet you. - Me and Carol met through Jules.com in high school. - We don't need to hear about how you guys met in high school. - What is, like, Jules Santana's website? - He had a message board, yeah, and we all joined, and then we all went to Santana's town, his store, and then we all hung out, and we realized we're both from Jersey, we're the same age, and became his friends. - I'm going to ask, I'm going to ask, Carol, you are pretty word. - I'm talking about it. - I'm going to ask a question that may sound like shade. - Okay. - But it's not shade. - Okay, go for it. - What is Jules Santana doing right now? - Not much in hardcore old fans are disappointed with it. He could have been so much more, but I think he just gets so much money off of old shit and touring the old songs. - Well, no, I'm not, listen, I'm not trying to question his financial-- - No, I mean, you have to do something to keep making money, I think that I think it's just so-- - I guess the better question I'm trying to ask is, why isn't he rapping anymore? - I don't know. And he still has to deal with Def Jam, and he was supposed to come out with an album and another mixtape, and he just didn't-- - I'm sure there might be some contractual shit going on. - I'm sure there is. - 'Cause why-- - He hasn't put on an album since, what, Carol O5? - No, it's not O5. - She knows the exact date. - Has it been O5? - Yeah, oh yeah, I was in high school. I was early in high school when Joelle's put out that album. - He only put out two album. Oh yeah, Freshman, well that was O5. That's when we started college, O5. Yeah, the second one. What the games been missing, since that? We haven't had anything. - That's kinda whack. - That's crazy. - I would like to hear new Joelle's-- - I would love to. He put out that God willing mixtape in 2013 or 2014, but that came and went. - I'd like to hear more Joelle's-- - I can't feel your face could have been better than "Watch the Throne." If they would have done it in their prime. - Yeah. - Yeah, didn't that never gain a fruition? I'd like to hear more from Joelle's and just that click. - I wish the dips at a reunion would have been more, but they tried it and failed so many times that now it's like the appeal is just going on. - I thought that might have just been like a money grab type of situation. It was like really quick. - It was. And all these things were supposed to come out of it like a mixtape in the album and a tour. And I mean, the tour half happened and all we got. - Yeah, I saw Jim Jones recently, you know. We saw him at the mall in Garden State Plaza, you know. - Apple. - That was good to see you. - It was buying a phone case. - What else? - I went to that phone case and me and Johnny were sitting there and like, you know, I'm kind of curious what kind of phone case he's gonna buy. (laughing) - What kind of phone cases would Jim Jones bring to us? - We were bored. I forgot. We were, Joe was doing something that made me and Johnny have to sit for a while and Jim talking to a whole-- - We had just seen Jim Jones and he said what up to Joe and then we were bored and I was like, you know what, for conversational purposes, type of phone case you think he's gonna buy. - Yeah, Royne's helping. (laughing) - I mean, I would like to know too. Did you find out? Did we know? - No, I was gonna stare at Jim Jones in the mall. - Casually walk by and browse. - Nor does Jim Jones have the appearance that welcomes you to ask him what type of phone case he is. - Hey, what kind of phone case do you purchase in there? - I don't want the work, but this is all. - Yeah, but it was good to see him. - He looked good, I mean that in a man way. - Bieber's album is great. - Oh, the sales, the sales, we were all wrong. - Yeah, 'cause you know what, we were wrong, but I forgot Homeboy had left that group. - Oh. - One Republic. - No, One Direction. (laughing) - I think One Republic's a record label. - One Direction. - One Republic's a group. - They are a group. - Yeah, they're good too. - But One Direction. - But One Direction is the group that was really, really big and then the kid left and then it was like, all the kids were sad. - Yeah, because the leader left for some time. - Nah, he not the leader and the leader. The young kid with the other hair. - Harry, Harry Styles? - Whoever he is, he clearly was a very important piece to this group because the second he left, it was over. - Yeah, but I mean, they sold 4,000 some, 400,000 some. - It was pretty good. - I want all that over. - Bieber was one, they were two. Logic was three and a surprise. - Logic did very well. Congrats to Logic. - If he left us out saying they're surprised at-- - I was surprised that people were surprised. - Yeah, Logic did very well his last time out. He only did the same thing damn near us. - Alessia did like 40 songs. - Very disappointed in that album. - Yeah, he had even a close. - Extremely disappointed in that album. She hoodwinked us. - I didn't hear her. - She fooled us. She put out this fucking song here that speaks to all the fucking introvert weirdo niggas who hate to be in a club speaking to strangers and would rather be at home from popping a pill or smoking a blunt or doing something at home, right? So she fucking reeled us all in with this shit. So I run the buy the album 'cause I'm like, all right, she's one of us. She's speaking to me. I purchased the album. She got a bunch of fucking poppy tech bullshit on there. - How am I mad, man? - I expected Popple now though. - Why? - She's on a major label. They're gonna push her to do that. - She's 17, so she's gonna listen. - Oh, she's in? - She's 17. - 17. - 17. She's a youngster dude. - I maybe wouldn't have bought her album if I knew she was 17. - Yeah. - Yeah, so. - There's that. - I don't need to fucking hear it with a 17-year-old thing. - Yeah, her idea was not to be in the cafeteria talking to people, not at the club. - Yeah. - And she didn't say party. - There was a cafeteria, it used to be the party. - I love that. - I didn't think her whole album would be like, I mean, I mean, she just, it was very misleading. And so I'll say that. It was misleading. I didn't think I'd get a whole album of that from this thing. I expected to get something else more in the same lane of the single. And unfortunately that didn't have, what else happened to us musically? So Billboard put out a list. Everybody was up in harm's about it. - I don't even listen. - I'm not gonna talk about it. - I don't wanna talk about it. - It was a truly list for Clint. - Who cared? Like, that is why people put out these lists. - Yeah, I tweeted it. I said Billboard got exactly what they wanted. - That's all they wanted. I mean, like, like. - Yeah, they put out these lists so people can get angry. It used to work on me earlier in my career. Now, I don't really care who's on the list or why you put 'em. - No, let's break it down and put it on YouTube. - Yeah, yeah, it worked, right? What else happened? Some more shit happened up here. Ice is just killing everybody. - Prayers to Chicago on a series, no. - Oh yeah, what happened out there? A cop shot some money, a kid, a black kid unarmed. - No, he had a knife on him but he was certainly just walking down the street. He was not haunting anyone. He was not running at anyone. - I would wanna have a knife on me too. - In South Side Chicago, I would as well. - So why did you do them? You'd have to ask them. - Of course, they felt threatened. - Don't be a fucking cop if you're gonna feel threatened but you're not a fucking pro. - Don't be a cop in Chicago. - Right, the fuck, you know what the fuck you're talking about? - I have to ask, and again, I don't know, this is all coming from this podcast. We're very ignorant in these types of things, not politics or police forcing. But what are you training a police officer to do if he's threatened in every situation and the only way he knows how to diffuse it is bullets. - What the fuck? - Why are you protecting our cities? - Who are you protecting then? - I'm quite confused on how that works. - Yeah, yeah. - Man. - That's sad. Unfortunately, we've had a lot of that this year. - Too much. - And not very many indictments. - This one wasn't dated for first degree murder. - Oh, that's good. - Great. - I could be mistaken but I think that's what I read. - No, I'm not. - Yeah. - Don't kill me on Twitter. - I would hope that that would happen in Chicago. I mean, Chicago is one of the places you would assume black lives matter. - And shout out to Vic Mensa. I saw he was out there protesting with the people last night. - Oh, really? - Yep. - So are they protesting? - Peacefully and... - Daily. - Oh, we don't know. - I mean, they just released the tape yesterday. - Yeah. - All right, shout out to Vic Mensa then. What else has been going on in the universe? - People are up in arms over the Campbell Soup commercial that shows two fathers feeding their son. - I didn't see that one or hear about that. - It's making me like insane how homophobic people are. I just, I literally can't even believe it. I cannot believe it. - Is there a commercial like that? - Yeah, it's very simple. They're not fucking sucking face and like shoving soup down the kids throat. They're feeding him like a choo-choo train or something like that. - Is that how gays parrot? - No, I'm just saying. People know that people's comments, you would think that that's what's happening. They're like, oh my God, they're shoving this shit down my throat. And we don't want all this gay sex on television. What the fuck are you guys talking about? It's two, a happy family feeding their child. Like, whether you like it or not, homosexuality exists and they need representation on television too. Just like everyone does. - Yeah, but in nigga's defense, it don't take two dudes to make cars. (laughing) - Oh my God. - The two of you niggas. Let's understand your gay. I got that part. - Come on. - Who's really that two of you niggas needed to come make Campbell soup. - And everyone's like, oh, I don't want my child seeing that, they're so impressionable. Like your child's gonna see it on the street. It's better they learn now and become tolerant and can continue this fucking cycle of ignorance and fucking hatred. Like by shading them from it and making them seem like it's wrong and it's bad, they're gonna continue to think that it is wrong and bad and it's gonna continue this fucking cycle of horrible fucking people. - Yo, while I love that passionate rant you just went on, I do have to say, Marty is like a dumb retard for like 59 minutes. (laughing) And then something comes up that she's really patching in about. And then she just goes ham with a brilliant genius articulate fucking. - Yo, have you ever seen old school with Will Ferrell? - Yeah. - You know when they're doing the debate shit and they ask him some like crazy question and he's like a retard the whole movie. And then he fucking comes out with the most articulate answer ever and goes, what just happened? I just blacked out. (laughing) - It's a time-traded popular belief. I'm actually highly intelligent. I just choose not to fucking go into these really like fucking hard poured things. Fuck you. (laughing) - I'm rolling with fucker belief for that one. - I just choose not to because people's fucking ignorant gives me like fucking headaches and everybody has some fucking crazy opinion and it's just, I don't even wanna do it. That's why I like to keep everything lighthearted and just fun. - Marty is for the gays. - I mean, I'm for equality and people that are fucking fighting for equality with diversity, with all these things, with men and women having equal pay, you can't fucking pick and choose who is your equal? Everybody is your equal. Gay, straight, black, white, Asian, man, woman, it doesn't fucking matter. We all need representation on television and mainstream media everywhere. It is the fucking way of the world and that is how it's going to be. Don't fucking say that you don't wanna see a gay person on your television and then get mad when you don't win a fucking race. It's like, well, I don't wanna see a black person. It's, oh, we need diversity. We need everything. We all need representation. Equality is for everybody. Everyone is equal. - What are you, Google is for everybody? - No! - This is so angry, this is a bill for a random dude. (laughing) - I went out of a fucking... - Who are you right now? - I went out like a two hour thing on Twitter yesterday. I was so fucking, and then someone brought up the Bible and I'm like, unless you're the fucking Virgin Mary and haven't had sex before marriage and all this other shit, don't bring up to me what the Bible says about homosexuality. Don't fucking bring that shit into a God loves all his children in that sit period. - Are you? - I'm not debating religion with people. - Your neck is about to break. - Oh, because I'm like, I just can't understand. - All right, money, money. - I cannot fathom the hatred and the angry. - Oh, she said, "Fathom." - What's happening? (laughing) - This is a good segue. - I cannot fathom the hatred. - Equality is a good segue here. - To what? - On Monday, I was going to lunch at Just Salads on Hudson in Tribeca. - Oh my God, I loved that phrase. - You were street harassed by women. - No, no, no, it's gonna get somewhere around there. So I get my typical salad. My typical salad cost around $9. - They'll worry you're such a faggot, but anyway. (laughing) - I know, right. (laughing) - I can advertise it. - You know, I'm gluten free. (laughing) - As I drink a beer. (laughing) - It's all right. - I get my typical salad, just salad. I get extra avocado 'cause I'm feeling, you know, pretty good that day. - Wow. - So I'm thinking it's gonna be around, it's gonna be around $11. I go to the register. This woman smiles at me. I said, "Oh." Hey. - She must not know you. - Yeah. (laughing) I give her my little receipt. She says, "Six dollars." - Woo! - I said, "I'm not gonna argue this one." Give her my card. She half swipes my card. Nothing comes up on the screen. No receipt. Hands me my card. Hands me my bag says, "Have a nice day." - Boom. - Hala. - I'm not gonna sit there and question it. - As you should not wipe freezing in here. - No, the air can just come on. So I walk out and I text a young lady. I said, "Yo, I think I just got a free lunch." She was like, "Oh, what happened?" I told her what happened. And she said, "Oh yeah, that happens all the time. "I have my Starbucks husband, "never charges me for my coffee." I'm like, "Wait, so this is a typical day "in a woman's life?" She's like, "Yeah, you know, people just give us free shit "at places when they think we're attractive." And I said, "Yo, I'll take the fucking cat calling "down the street if I'm getting free fucking lunch every day." - No. - Women and women and grades. - This is why men make more. There's a tax 'cause we have to pay for shit. - Holy shit. - Yeah, and that's why we die first. - Oh my God. - There's a reason why women make less. It's because you don't have to pay for lunch. - You're not baiting me. - You're not baiting me. This is not, nope. - Oh, Mottie probably has to pay for lunch. (laughing) I know how many people are like, "Hey, you in the sexy red hair and hood bamboo areas." - And a grill on the random day. - Especially 'cause me and Mottie work in the same neighborhood. And I know nobody in that neighborhood is interested in that. - Hey, white girl. - Plenty of people are. - 50-4-11. You're with the Jurassic Park hat. (laughing) Hey, why don't I pay for your oil change? - Yeah, I know. - Speaking of-- - My mom pays for my oil change. - We're gonna women and food. Is everyone ready for a wife meets Twitter tomorrow with all their Thanksgiving cooking pictures? - Oh, Sonat, this is important. - I'm not like pictures of Victoria's. - We've been talking for mad long and have not made one mention of Thanksgiving. - Yeah. - Which is tomorrow 'cause we're recording. - We are pieces of shit. - Oh, by the way, I think we should put it out tonight because a lot of people are saying they wanna prep and listen to the podcast. - And people are commuting to wherever they're going. So we're gonna put it out this afternoon. - Yeah. - Thanksgiving. - I'm like, "I can't cook so I'm gonna bring liquor." - I'm old, I'm getting older rather. I'm not as old as Joe. - Fuck you. - You're like five. - The older I get, the more I love Thanksgiving. Like Christmas comes down and Thanksgiving goes up. - No, Thanksgiving, I get mad presents. - That's true. - I still love Thanksgiving. - That's 'cause you're still nine years old. But outside of that, I'm with Rory on this one. Thanksgiving is, when you're older, it moves up on the pecking order. - Nope. - And while I love it, I do, everyone knows Twitter on, Black Twitter on Thanksgiving is amazing. - It is one of the best days on Twitter as well. - Everyone is home telling their family stories and wife me Twitter is going nuts. - Yeah. - Nothing but pictures. Look at me in the kitchen. I bet the girls you fuck with are on the couch right now, waiting for a plate. - That's me. I'm that girl. - You should dump her if she's not in the kitchen right now. I'm wifey material, even though I'm single. (laughing) - Wife me Twitter. - Choose me Twitter is going to be in full effect tomorrow and I can't fucking wait. - I am excited about that now that you say that. - I am. - People always post pictures that are really, really ugly plates and we all laugh like one big happy family. (laughing) - Collectively as your shitty plate. - Yeah, that's what Twitter is for. Me, I always have mad extra time to laugh because my house, it feels like, is the only house that is not eating the first plate until like eight, nine o'clock. - Oh, that's awesome. - My family always says come by 2 p.m. - Yeah. - 10, 30 rolls around. - Yeah. - Everyone is wasted like it was anyone going to serve food. - Yeah, for real, like, listen, we get here early at 2, 3. None of the food's ready, but it's cooking so we get to smell the aromas. - Does everyone say prior though, like, this year is going to be different. This year we're going to eat early. - Yeah, no. - Because they do that at my house every fucking year. - Yeah, I'm sorry to think your parents might be black, man. - They might be. - We eat early. I have Victoria's house. It's there black. - In Ford, New Jersey. - No, in Millstone, New Jersey. - Same thing. - By Free Hill. - No, it's where RZA lives. It's fucking beautiful over there. - Where RZA, like there, the RZA. - Wu-Tang? - Yes, he literally lives down the street from wire. - What does that, why is that changing? - It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful town. - I'm trying to understand. - Don't make it sound like it's a bullshit place. - RZA's not from there. - Yeah, he just lives there. - She just lives there. - She just lives there. Well, she doesn't even know that her parents live there. - My family will probably be serving dinner very, very late. I'll be starving by the time dinner is served. There will be food hidden in cabinets because everybody is not privy to all of the food that's there. And I'm petty, so I still like to have leftovers the next day and I don't want all these fucks eating all my shit. What else? I ain't got no bitches in New York, so nobody's gonna make my play. I'm gonna make my own plate. What else happens on fucking Thanksgiving? None of my uncles that I like are invited to my shit. See that now, that's why Thanksgiving is, we're doing Thanksgiving dinner at my house, right? We did it. I think we've been doing it at my house actually now. I think about it. So I get to call the shots here. So I don't get to deal with a bunch of family members that I don't like. I'm really excited about that. My dad's coming, my sister's coming, my fucking, my sister who says, "Yoie, I'm yoie." She could say it, it's beautiful. - Oh, your little sister. I'm like, "When the fuck do you say it?" - This sister who is two now, I guess you should be able to talk. But yeah, she said, "Yoie, I'm yoie." It's the cutest thing in the universe. You probably wouldn't know about that 'cause you just swallowed kids. - Why? When he got it. - Oh my God. - It's so easy. - It was a holiday. - When you don't swallow the kids, and they get to grow. - Oh my God. (laughing) - You know, I have a date on Saturday, and he's probably gonna listen to this podcast and be fucking scared. - I don't know, I mean, I found out that you swallowed kids and when we're about to go on a date, I'd be pretty excited. - Yeah, me too. She might have been ironed. (laughing) You might can pick from the other side of the menu now. - Well, just so you know, Boo, this is all entertainment, so. - Jen is coming up here this weekend. - Jen. - Dr. Tampa Jen? - Tampa Jen. - Oh my God. She left Fire Emojis on one of my pics recently. - Tampa Jen, oh, so I'm shocked. - Ben deleted the pic so that you can't find it on TV. - Tampa Jen, who we spoke about in episode three, or four. - No, that was like episode like fucking 31 weirdo. - Oh. (laughing) - Whatever episode two is going on. - Yeah. - No, we spoke about it before Jules can't do it anyway. - No, look at the episode before one. - Either way, she's coming up here this weekend. I don't even know what's happening in New York. Anyone like, you leave New York for a few days or four months. - And you were gone for a month, bro. - And you get like totally out the loop. The weather's not as bad as Niggas was saying it was. - I mean, it's cold. - It ain't cold to me, I ain't even got a jacket. - Oh, you have a show Sunday, right? You gotta plug that, no? - No, it's so loud already. It's in New Jersey. - Oh, quiet for y'all. - Yeah, it's in New Jersey. Yeah, it's not that cold, it's nice out here. Like, what's happening? I would like to go somewhere tonight because Thanksgiving Eve is for the holes in the thoughts. - We go ahead these streets. - And I am a hole in the thought. So I would like to go somewhere. - I wouldn't. - I don't know where there is to go. - Is it Thanksgiving Eve or? - No, Thanksgiving Eve is like the huge part tonight. - That's to go out nice. - That's to go out nice. - Fab has a party with Flex, but that's... - I feel like Fab has had a party every night for the past three months. - Yeah. - Fab has two projects coming out. - Yes. - He has one drop in. - On Thanksgiving. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - And what a Christmas day. He has a mixed tape tomorrow. - He always does a Christmas day thing, right? - And whatever he put out last year, part two on Christmas day. - Yeah, young OG part two. - I want to know this old tape, but that's just me. - Fab's road manager, we also met her on Jules.com. We all came up together. Shout out to life. - Are we still talking about Jules? - No, I'm just saying. - Bring it it all back. Like Kirby enthusiasm, huh? Put it all together. - Let me ask you two, my two white friends here. - Carol is 100%. - Carol is white too. No, she's not, she's peruvian. - She's definitely not white. She got a little bit of ass underneath that sweater. - Oh. - She got sneaky, what? - Yeah, she was hiding it. Yeah, chicks would ask, we try to hide it with the long sweater when you're not really hiding anything at all. - You're one of those, Carol. - Showing off her ass. - Oh, but you show it off when you're not at work. - She does. - Talk your shit, Carol, don't worry. - Well, does she have some ass back there? What's I mistaken? She does, she does. - She does, yeah. - I thought I saw like a little bit of poke out. - Can we not treat her like an object and like a human being, please? - Carol's not object. - So it's not a misogynistic podcast, even though it is. - Yeah, true. I guess, yeah. Then I forgot the point I was trying to make, we started talking about Carol's ass. What were we talking about? - What were we talking about? My YouTube being my two white friends here, how long after Thanksgiving do you guys eat leftovers as white people? - I'm two days. - Until they're gone. - I don't know. - So if they're still there, I'm off later. Or you don't know shit about shit, do you? - I don't really do. Ooh, dinner's at three tomorrow. Lit. - Good for you. So you're not gonna answer my question. - I don't know. I don't really ever bring home leftovers. It's never at my house. So I just don't bring home leftovers. - Oh, so you wouldn't know. - Why would anybody have Thanksgiving dinner in Europe? - I'm gonna have a two bedroom apartment. I don't know. - You don't have cable. You don't have Wi-Fi. - I don't have Wi-Fi and it's named Life is Tremendous. And I got very excited. - You don't have mad shit in Europe. - I have Heath all year now. - I forgot about that. He's got like a pair of mattress and things. - What are you talking about? I have two bedrooms full of shit. - They keep a nice posters. - No, I don't have any. You've never even been in my apartment. - And there's a reason why I've never been in your apartment. - I told him Lincoln Minaj was like, you know, should we link up at my house tonight? - Yeah. - I've never said that. - I've never said that. - No, no, I'm saying that you've never said that. You're missing all of you. - Fuck you. - So two days, Roy. All right. Yeah, I figured that for white people, it was somewhere around there. - You can definitely stretch to three or four, which I've done, but typically I'm gonna go to. - We used to have leftovers in your fridge for at least a week after we would have barbecues at your house and I would eat them all week. - Let me tell you something. - Well longer than I should have. - Yeah. - But I have an image to upkeep on this podcast. - I'm going at least six days. - Yeah. - You always had five to six. - All that chicken. - I'm eating Thanksgiving dinner for the rest of the week. - When your mom will make that big ass pot of spaghetti and leave it in the fridge at the old crib, bro, I used to pick up that shit every fucking day. - Yeah, black people, we find ways to fucking eat shit for way longer than we're supposed to. Well, I'm sure I'm gonna freeze some shit tomorrow 'cause my mom is making collard greens. My mom makes the best collard greens. - Your mom's a great girl. - It's a great universe and her collard greens. It's one of the dishes where if you leave it out on Thanksgiving, it's going to be gone quickly. So I'm certain I will be hiding collard greens in the freezer, in my bedroom, in the dog bowl. Like I'm hiding collard greens everywhere because I'm very excited about it. What else is supposed to be happening? - Thanksgiving is that type of food that it's still just as good when it's left over. Like Chinese food, for example, you have one shot. You're not gonna save that. Other things like chicken alfredo is great the next day. - Fried chicken in the morning is cold. - Fried chicken is cold. - Thanksgiving is another one that's great the next day. - Yeah. - I might even go on a limb and say, you know, might be better, might be better the next day. - I think chicken alfredo is better the next day than it is today. - Ooh, yeah. - And I think curry chicken is better the next day as well. - There's man shit that's better the next day. - Pizza. - Wake up early in the morning to eat that 'cause you like cold pizza. - Oh, you always jump right in with shit that makes no sense at all. - It's a little way in line. - There's a lot to that. - I used to always wrap that to myself when I'd be in your kitchen in the morning eating cold food. - I appreciate it. Good to know. - It's like 'cause it's somewhere that this song came out. - That poof act we got there. - Yeah, I missed that house in total. - So outside of giving it's for sale, you can buy it if you want. - Really? No, can't really find out. There's that. - So, you should buy it. We should do the pool parties again. - Yeah, right. So Thanksgiving is coming. What's happening after that? Black Friday. - Staying far. - Yeah, I'm not, I'm cool. - I'm gonna try Cyber Monday though. - What's Cyber Monday? - It's the Monday after and you could, all these sales online. - It's Black Friday online. - Yep. - It could be Cyber Monday. - It'd be way dope if like Pornhub like released. - Oh. - And new content on Cyber Monday. - That would be lit. - Oh, wait, time out now so you can buy plain tickets for cheap on Cyber Monday. - There's probably sales, yeah. - Never participated, I have no idea. - Rory. - Yo, I flew JetBlue. I love JetBlue. - Rory, we didn't get to tell you, I'm sorry. - Okay, I'll tell you. - We didn't get to tell you. So in LA, we, um. - Escaped the room. - We did escape the room. - I saw it yesterday, it was super fun. - And we escaped and it was fun. - And I was sitting here like what fucking losers went to escape the room in Los Angeles. - We had a really good time. - It was great, we had a blast. I'll tell you, we did a lot of like homie shit. - Oh. - I fucking, Austin had a session with friend of the show, Wale. - Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, yeah. - Friend of the show. - Friend of the show. - Hey. - Now I'll follow him on Twitter before too. - And we walked into the session. - Ah, so you're trying to use your fat ass to bait rappers? - No, she argued with him about what I expected better with you, Carol. - About equality, she argued with him. - Oh my God. Oh, I don't want to hit it. All right. Anyway, what were we saying, Rory? - I walk into the studio with, he invited Austin over for a session in Los Angeles. And we walk in, and Austin is about to be-- - Plus one of your way in the studio. - It would still be. - It was his manager's status. Had to make sure my client was good. - True, true. - And I walk in, and he says, wait, don't you do that podcast with that bitch, Marissa? I was just-- - Wait, wait, who said that? - The Roan back. - Who said that? - I'm totally making all of this out. - Oh, I wasn't even-- (laughing) - And she was excited. - And I just want to see her reaction. - She was eager to just know. - No, we did have a session with Walay. Walay did not mention a single thing about Marissa, so. - Oh, Walay. - We don't even know you exist. - Good. - Walay, who was a great person, and was very hospitable to us while we were there, opened up his house to us. He was a great, great, great guy. - Cool. - Walay, who has owed me a verse since fucking back to the future, which was a million-- - She's a great mixed tape, though. - Which was a really good mixed tape. Which was a million years ago, Walay, give me my fucking verse. - Oh, I'll let him. I'm sure he'll get it done if I ask. (laughing) - Yeah, wonderful. Well, like I was saying to you, Roy, so while we were in LA, we decided to go on a, we decided to actually plan a guy's trip. - Guy's trips are cool. - In January, like-- - January works, I could do that. - We never, guys don't normally take trips together. - Yeah, I actually feel uncomfortable, like planning a guy's trip. It's kind of kidding. - Men don't plan those types of things. - That feels like two dudes serving Campbell's soup to their son, like it's kind of weird. - Exactly, exactly. See, women do that a lot, and they go on all these fucking girly trips and they talk shit and they be holes and they do all types of shit. Guys never do that. So, while in LA, we decided that in January, at some point, all of the fellas, we would take a trip to Vegas and stay there for an Airbnb for maybe three days and then drive to Vegas. - Wait, we go from Vegas and then we drive from LA to Vegas. - Oh, yeah, you first said Vegas back. - Yeah, you did, it's fun. - Well, we haven't decided which one we'll do. Well, but we're gonna do one another. We're gonna either drive to fly to LA and go to Vegas or fly to Vegas. - Well, we had a great Airbnb in Glendale, so that's probably cheaper than doing an Airbnb in Vegas. - How much would that Airbnb be? - I'm not gonna say that on the phone. - Was it real nice? - It was a nice hat. - It was a regular house. - It was like a thousand pictures and it looked so fly. - It was a house. - I love Airbnb. - No, we want something. - He's a residential house. - We have some fucking crazy fly. Johnny said he saw some shit with a pool and all this other fancy shit in West Hollywood. - Wait, when January? - It's a fellas trip. - Okay, I'm a fella, James. - You're not a fella. You don't have a dick, I hope. - Nope, I don't, but I guess I'm a great wing woman. - No, you're just gonna go out there and try to fucking meet up with your fucking booze and shit and we don't really have time back. - No, I'm not. - This is for the guys to do our whole shit. - Yeah, but I do, I don't do whole shit, but like I hang out with bitches. I can talk about bag bitches. - Half of your life is whole shit. - No, it's not. - If there was a movie where you had to just put all your whole shit into a film, you're like, let's see. You're probably about four years old if we take all the whole shit away from your life. - You've done quite a bit of hoeing and all shit in your life. - I have not. - Actually, what was that comment that that girl made? Your little friend that was in the room with us. That was amazing. - What did she say? - Morgan bodied Marissa. - She said I was dressed. - She totally ended Marissa. - Is that one of her best friends or not one of them? - No, she's one of my home girls now. She's my LA home girl. - She's her LA bestie. She says some shit that ended my life. - What did she say? - All right, we laugh, we laugh so I don't even remember. I have to ask somebody else that was present 'cause she really ended you. We were talking about somebody and then... - Friends, how many of us have them? - Oh yeah, if miney made him, she would definitely suck his dick. - Oh my God. - That was your dad. She means these people and she's not your dick. - No, I don't think that happens. - She said something like that. - We'll find out and we'll get back to you guys. - We have Holler. - We'll let the listeners know. - So we got Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Christmas coming. New Year's right around the corner. This year kind of flew by half of it at least. - What do you guys do for New Year's? I've got a church. I don't go to church on New Year's. - I don't either. - I went last year, but I'm not going this year. I'm not passing down, I'm not doing that. But I normally bring it in. I'm on my knees with my hands folded, talking to God, no matter where I am. Whether it's my house, whether I'm in a club, no matter where I'm at or what I'm doing, that is what I'm doing. So I'm sure I'll do that this year. I might want to have a house party. - I was gonna ask you, but I was gonna say that for off there. If we should do that. - Yeah, I might want to have a house party. - You do it at my place. - It's amateur night. I don't want to be out in the fucking city. - Yeah, nobody wants to be out and about in New York on New Year's Eve. You want to stay away from Times Square? You want to stay away from Uptown? You want to stay away from the streets period because they're overcrowded. Inflation's going on, mad people being overcharged for parking. I remember one New Year's Eve. I went to like three different spots and paid like $400 in parking. - Oh, you didn't see the Uber receipts on the timeline last year? - Oh my God, yes, they were killing them. - Yes, yes, yes. - People was paying like $1,300. - Yeah, yeah. - Sickening. - Yeah, no, yeah. - I actually spent it with Hot 97 at Jase last New Year's. Ebro rented out a studio and we did a little mini party there and had a good, good time. - Yeah, I just go to Habachi with Victoria and her family every year and then we go to church and then I go home. - Is Victoria another Bestie? - Victoria's home spending Thanksgiving with, yes. - Man, Bestie. - And Christmas. I spent every holiday with Victoria. - Nice. - Yeah, I'm thinking house party is the way to go invite a couple of hoes and that'd be that. Yeah, sounds like fun to me. I will plan that. - Those are always fun. - Oh, I wanted to get you all opinion. I stirred up the internet. Little old me stirred up the internet all by myself yesterday. - What'd you do? - What? - I asked a simple, simple question and people alluded a lot. - Oh, wait, I saw it. You're Kim Kardashian, Erica Badu, Rand, that you wanted. - I don't think Kim is a hoe. I don't think Erica Badu is a hoe because I don't know them. But by the timeline standards, Kim Kardashian is a hoe because she's dealt with a lot of famous men. That's all she's known for is dealing with famous men. So she's a hoe. According to the timeline, not according to me. So by that standard, if Kim is a hoe, is Erica Badu a hoe? - No. - She's also dealt with a lot of famous men. - No. - She's only dealt with famous men. - Erica Badu has only had long-term relationships with these men. Never, never are short. - I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. Kim has been in quite a few long-term relationships. - Been in quite a few short ones, too. - One. - What's her marriage? - Yeah, Reggie was a long time. - Reggie was a long time. - Reggie was a long time. Yeah, he's been a long time. - All right, I'm not counting, yay. - Why? She's married. - Well, she's there together now, they're married. Now, I'm not counting her husband on her whole list. I don't know how long Reggie was. - It was a while. - Yeah, it was a while. - What is a while? - Years, year. - So we just thought y'all don't know either. - It was more than you. - It was for a while. - So we don't know. - It was a while, though. - Okay, but I'm trying to learn from this debate. - I don't know the anniversary of the while, so we don't know. - So how long were Kim and Ray Jading out? - Are you asking Siri? - Are you asking Siri? - Are you asking Siri? - Are you asking Siri? - Are you asking Siri? - What a idiot. I've never even used Siri. - If Siri answers that, I might switch to Samsung. - I found this on the web for how long were Kim and Ray J together? - Oh my God. - We'll click it and find it. - Marissa would get her information from Siri. You know, on that, I'm gonna fuck out of here. I'm going to cook. I got mad shit to do to get ready for Thanksgiving. - I thought you were getting a chef. - No, the chef charged way too much. - Oh, thanksgiving, you don't say. - They dated it for three fucking years. - Three years, too. - Yeah, but this is one of the same chefs that I hired in recent years and their price was much better. - I mean, it's thanksgiving. - So I'm not doing that. So we're all cooking, like don't charge me a bunch of shit. Like, I won't get up and fucking cook or my family can't cook, so. So we're cooking. Everybody's gonna bring some shit. We're gonna cook some shit when I have a good time and I have mad preparation to do. And my mom fucking made me, is making me get the paper plates and the sodas and the juices and shit 'cause it's supermarket's right down the street from me, which I hate. - Oh yeah. - I hate being the guy responsible for getting the sodas and juices because I'm-- - Most of Carrie. - That and my mom and her weirdo friends, they like all the weirdo healthy drinks. Like, so it's-- - Oh, they won't. - Joe, go get all the drinks, but don't get any sodas. Don't get anything like that, Joe. - Nothing carbonated. - Organic green, gluten-free water. - Yeah, all the shit. So you can, they only sell it in one place in the country and all of that type shit. So that's what I have to get ready to do. And I guess I have to clean, because you have to have a clean house when people come to the house or they judge the shit out of you. - Yeah, it's debatable. - Damn, I would love to hear some of the stories from the women that get hit with the, so who you dating? Like, you still single, like all of those things giving stories of all my family. - You'll get 'em tomorrow. - I won't get it, I think my family is really happy that I'm not even-- - Saying the timeline I'll give them to you. - Oh, yeah, it's great, great, great, great. I really hope they do, I really hope they do. What do we have here? - No, I do want to bring up a point. I'm a bit taken back by this Cam Newton backlash for his dabbing. And while I dab as a joke, and I don't particularly like the dance, I cannot see you dabbing. - Oh, I dab all the time. I would love to see you. - That's all I was doing. - Dab on 'em folk. - That's all I was doing in LA. You just broke my laptop, Joe, by the way. - You would be dabbing in LA. - Oh yeah, I was doing my Milly Rock, I was dabbing. - Was it on any vlog? - I mean-- - Is it on? Was it recorded? - It's always on, it's always on any vlog. - Is it recorded? - We can do it today at Storlitz. - I heard Milly Rock, I'm not going to Storlitz. I heard Milly Rock in LA, I heard Milly Rock in Denver. I was happy to hear Milly Rock spreading other places outside of New York, so that was cool. - Oh, but I do want to know, and as someone who is a Gronkowski fan, I do love Gronk. - Gronk is cool. - But it's kind of interesting that Gronk for the past three years has publicly been getting wasted on his social media. He's known as the guy that drinks, he's the party, or he's the young guy. Why is that okay? And not a disgrace to the sport, but Cam Newton scoring a touchdown and dabbing-- - Dabbing on his house. - Is now like, we need to write letters to the league. 'Cause of white privilege. - Racism. - I don't think Cam has done anything offensive. He dabbed during the blowout win, and I agree with what he said, if you don't want to get dabbed on, if you don't want to get blown out, then fucking do your job and keep me out the end zone. I think Cam is having an amazing year. I'm not sure if he wins MVP over Tom Brady, but it's neck and neck between the two of them right now. I don't know how far Brady's going to go with all the injuries the Patriots seem to have. They're very depleted at a bad time, but Tom Brady has just like a neck for making like no names, household names. - Ben is a mover, 10 years. - That counter counting him out. I still feel like they should have lost to the Giants. - Why? - That game, maybe. I'm not even doing this with you. You know, you almost had me. Almost had me there, bro. I do feel like they should have lost that game. But more importantly, actually I'll wait on that, 'cause I do want to get into one of my favorite people in the universe, and I want to talk about how I've been searching his name every half hour on Twitter because I'm a loser. But outside of that, let's talk about Fandall. Now, wait a minute. Oh, I don't got shit to ask that. - No, no, no, no, no. I know what you're going to ask. I know what you're going to ask, and I'm going to ask you to not bring that up. - Anyway, if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week, join my league on Fandall. It's easy. You head to Fandall.com/button, pick your players down to the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's Fandall.com/button to join my league. Spots fill up fast, so make sure you get 'em before it's too late. Fandall is the leader in one week fantasy football with more winners and more payouts than any other site. They're paying out over $75 million a week. This football season league started just $1 and anyone can play. Now don't forget, go to the Fandall.com/button, B-U-D-D-E, and join my private league. It's $5 to join, and first place wins $200. Top 40 teams all win cash, special offer for new users. For every dollar you deposit, Fandall will match it with up to 200 bucks that gets earned as you play. At the bonus of up to $200, offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league. Adrian Peterson really bailed me out with a tough match up two weeks ago when he had 200 yards. I haven't really been able to keep up with sports the way I typically do because I've been on the road and all this shit has been happening. You can't catch TVs, you're scheduled. You know, it's all over the place. But I've never been more happy to be wrong and let me just switch sports for a minute than I am about God's singus. I was gonna correct you if you said poor singus. 'Cause that's God's singus. - Three, six lot for you. I love him. He's the greatest. - I've never-- - Of all time. - Yeah, he's dope. - No. I don't think there's ever been a bit of player. - I haven't seen him. - I haven't seen him. - I haven't seen him. Jordan. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oscar Robinson, yeah, I mean-- - Curry's cute with that little trick he does, but-- - Yeah, but no, he's no Chris Steph. He's no Chris Steph. This guy is amazing, man. Like he brings a fucking tear to my eyes. Some of the things I'm watching him do. And I'm very aware, I'm confused. Like people wanna dig up my tweets. They wanna, oh, look at you. You hated him on draft night. - No, we all hated him on draft night. - Don't hop on the bandwagon now. I'm like 10 games in, I can't hop on the bandwagon. Like that seems like a appropriate time. - I've been on this wagon for quite some time of the team he's on. - Yeah, yeah, I don't understand it. I'm aware that I tweeted, I hated the pick. I'm aware that I tweeted mad negative shit about him. - Well, shit on him, well, not on him in particular, the pick in particular-- - Yeah. - On this podcast, I was pissed, I was yelling at the TV. - Me too. - I'm full supporter now. - 100%. I've searched this guy's name every other hour for the past three weeks. - We got washed by the heat two nights ago, which was hard to watch. But we did 17 and 14 in that loss. - Yeah, he had 20 and 14. - It was 20 and 14. - 20 and 14 and two blocks in that game for a game that most would say he was pretty off. But I love the pick, like I'm really excited about it. It's funny because the guy I wanted on the Knicks was DeAngelo Russell and he's struggling on the Lakers. - But I'm gonna chalk that up to the Lakers. I'm not gonna give that to him yet. - Oh yeah, no, no, I still think that he's gonna be really, really good. I just think he's gonna need more time to develop. And he needs a coach that's gonna help develop him. I'm not sure that Byron Scott is doing that. But between God's Xingas, Okafur looks great, but they have yet to win a game over here. So who cares? Carl Townes, he's been looking all right. I think Ricky the Year is gonna go to either God's Xingas or Carl Townes. And if Carl Townes is in the lead, I don't think God's Xingas is that far off. So I'm really excited about it. Actually, the Knicks play tonight. They play Orlando if I'm not mistaken. I'd love to see that game. And that's that Ben Simmons goes to LSU. You know Ben Simmons? - Do I? - How do you know Ben Simmons? - Are you believing her? - Ben Simmons, you might've sucked this game. - She was amazing. - You know, her and Carol were on the message board for his website. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ben Simmons was on, Ben Simmons was on Jules. Ben Simmons has been the number one high school player in the country, currently goes to LSU. He's the consensus number one pick in the NBA draft coming up. Six foot 10 kind of could do everything. He's a point forward, has amazing like LeBron magic type vision. Like he's a freak. He'll be the first pick. He had 21 and 20 the other night. 21 points, 20 rebounds. The kid is amazing. I'm just telling you so you can watch him. He's part of that Leonard Frannette freak show that's happening, like Frannette is doing amazing things. In college football, Ben Simmons, you wanna keep an eye on him in college basketball. And that's that. - Is the league just gonna let the Sixers continue to just get great traffic and blow each season? - I really hope that they don't get the first pick. They're trying it again. - Yeah, they're fucking Owen 15. - They're trying it again. Oh, and I wanna be on record as saying I do think the Warriors have a legitimate shot at beating that bull 72 and 10 record. There were only five games off it last year. I think people seem to forget about that. They won 67 games. And if they can stay healthy, I do think that they can beat that record. And that's all I got for sports. I'm not really caught up. I'm not really in the swing of New York yet. I'm still a little laxed, a little aloof on my LA shit. - You will, we'll hit the spots tonight and you can get well acquainted. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get back in my New York groove. And then hopefully I will have more input to provide next week money. - Don't worry, Dominican women, he's coming back. - No, I'm off Dominican. Yeah, hey, I had a nice run, Dominicans. We'll talk about that next week too. Austin, where are we at with time? - Out of here. - 68 minutes. - All right, that's good. - Oh, that's not too bad. - Yeah. - That's not bad. Listen, I want everyone to enjoy their Thanksgiving. - Drive safely. - Don't drink and drive. Don't drink a lot and drive anyway. - Oh, be moderate with your drug usage. - Oh my God, this is the loveliest thing. - And if there's any gays in your family, Mottie wants you to accept them for who they are. - Thank you. - Yeah, and let them eat Campbell's soup, right, Mottie? - Yes. - Oh, beer. And doesn't matter, we got that out the way. Everyone have a blast. Have a great week and weekend and it's lit. - Gobble gobble.