The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 38
In the midst of Joe's "All Love Lost" tour, the trio sat down to discuss MMG's behavior, Couple's Therapy updates, Joe vs Tax, and more!
We ready often you guys are wrong. All right. And we are in the building. I will name this podcast later episode number 38. It's your man jump off Joe Beasy. It is. I haven't said jump off Joe Beasy in a long time and you sound like shit. So thank you. Wake up. Fix your voice. I am here. I got Michael Roars here. Good evening, everybody. In a very casual outfit today. It's still a nice sweater though. No, it is pretty casual for Roars. Yeah, for Michael Roars. Yeah. No, it's got a nice. It's from J. Crew. It's still. Yeah, it's still kind of. It's still one of those. Yeah. Some shit I could have got an H&M for $5 but instead paid 70 at J. Crew. Yo, J. Crew, H&M and Zara that have have collectively gotten American apparel to fuck out of here. No, they're like done. American apparel is bankrupt. Yep. You thoughts are not fucking spinning enough money. Good. Why do you look at me? I don't know. I do like women that wear the American apparel socks though. I am into that. H&M has good socks. I like a bunch of shit for bitches in American apparel. But anyway, that's a separate one. Congratulations to Siobhan and Karan on the birth of their baby Kennedy Elise today. Of course, if we had a sound bite to clap and definitely shout out, shout out to the show. You people may know Karan. He, he's produced on countless Joe Biden projects, part of SOV, Siobhan's a good, good, good friend. So congratulations to them. Number one, I needed to text them. I did a group text this morning as soon as I found out. I haven't text anyone in about a week. I've had a really well week. That kind of makes our group chat a piece of shit because there's like 10 of us and no one said shit to Karan in it. Oh my God, I got it for real. Let me do that right now. I've been busy all day. I've been on. But let me do. Did you guys see the picture? Oh my God. I haven't seen the picture. So y'all do that. You text the group chat from both of us, of course. You pull up the pictures. Congrats Karan just from me. Oh, I fucking deleted the thread. Anyway, listen, uh, to go from, we have to, we have to go from life to death here really quickly because I want to say rest in peace to an amazing man. Pastor Ron, Rev Ron, very well-known man in New Jersey, the pastor and reverend at Christian Love Church on Lions Avenue in Irvington passed away on Friday. I was extremely close to this man. He was my pastor. He's the pastor I spoke about and only human, uh, and just a very likable, lovable, welcoming man with a very non-traditional style of preaching. He just welcomed, you know, they say all churches welcome all sinners, but this church, this church, he, you know, he, he spoke to the dealers. He spoke to the users. He spoke to the prostitutes. He spoke to the gangbangers. He spoke to the killers. Like he just, uh, isn't, I can't say enough about this man. Um, so I want to send prayers out to his entire family. Uh, I want to send prayers out to everyone who attends Christian love. Um, and the entire congregation, um, you will be missed severely. And that kind of brought me to another topic now, not to say that this is happening there because I don't know the specifics on, um, pastor Ron's life and what's going on, but just in thinking and talking to a few people, this is what happens. What happens is men and women get married white, right? Men and women get married often at times. Well, I'm, and I'm not talking about today. I'm talking about like other generations, uh, because nobody is married today, but men and women get married. The guy fucking does whatever he does. The woman sticks around. She stays. She grows a resentment. The man dies before the woman. And then she just takes out all of her anger and his demise. Um, again, not saying that that is what's happening there because I do not know these are two totally separate, unrelated incidents, but I just know quite a few people who, after their death, things was a mess. Like because of marital, uh, discrepancies, discrepancies is a great word. Yeah, but we don't have our, you know, we never plan on dying. You don't have your affairs in order. We don't have our affairs all the way in order. I know a million people who are separated, but still legally married. I mean, shit, we just saw it with a Chloe and Lamar. And the only reason she called up, well, the main reason she called off the divorce was because he's still on her healthcare and she wanted to know that all that was well. She run around town doing whatever the fuck she doing and they're still married. So I mean, I'd say all of that to say it's really important to have your affairs in order, your will, your life insurance, just anything that needs to be done because tomorrow's not promised and you never know when it can happen now. I guess we'll just keep procrastinating death. Hopefully. Hopefully, uh, now that that is out the way, I have so much to talk about. I had an amazing week, but we're not going to dig too much into my week because bitches be listening. He's fucking mad bitches on tour, no, not quite. Uh, no, not at all. Actually, there was no sex going on on tour, very similar to the champagne room. Uh, no, but I just had a really good week that I wanted to vote too much up because bitches be listening and anyone who called me and text me asking me about shit, I said in the podcast. And then I got to say, yo, ma, that's just a podcast, ma. Like you got a chill, like I just got to give compelling content to the people that's listening. Like you know, the real me. Yo, it works. Uh, but anyway, so last week, right? So last week, uh, and we're going to touch on this very briefly. Uh, last week, we did the tax podcast on Monday, right? And then we did the R podcast with Amber on Tuesday, right? Yes. What's that Tuesday? I didn't really feel the need to touch on the tax podcast at all because I didn't feel like it was anything worth discussing, but per my usual, how I feel and how other people feel are too, totally different. What? I really didn't see that story picking up so much steam. Yeah. Everyone keeps asking us. Oh, it did. Yeah. So here I am. That shit is like a hot fucking topic. Well, I went there, I went there to do the podcast with this gentleman, right? A gentleman by the name of tax stone. We had combat Jack on the week before Amber and I was very excited about going to do this podcast because I thought that there would be, I thought between him and I, uh, we've both followed each other for quite some time. I thought there would be a lot of compelling content to come from this podcast. So I was eager because I love compelling content. So I go in there and it was just like, it was just bad. It just wasn't good. It just wasn't good. And I would like to think that I was open minded. I haven't lost your listen walking into it. It was just like a half hearted barrage of personal attacks. Yeah. From what I read, he got frustrated and he was like pulling out old shit just because. Well, I mean, he asked me about the battle, which is semi relevant. That's fine. But I started with, I disagreed. So I mean, and he had a whole conversation with himself and then was mad. I disagreed when I started with, I disagreed. So then he asked me about Esther, which is pretty old and he asked me about the Wu Chang shit, which is pretty old. He didn't ask me anything current or pertinent to my today. Right. And I still would like to think I answered everything accordingly. Um, but anyway, I say all it is to say, right? I guess it did make for an interesting exchange because let me tell this to the people that don't know me. I don't, I'm not very easily angered, um, or offended. And I do a pretty good job at articulating myself and exactly what I want to say. Sometimes that doesn't bow too well when you're talking to people, when you're talking to one of the dollar knives in the drawer, there, I'll put it that way. So that was that. But I mean, I'm glad that people enjoyed it. Um, it also wasn't as heated as it came across on the audio or the way people perceived it. You know, why didn't he did it all? No, I know. But how it was perceived was quite the opposite. It seemed like people were really upset. People were really arguing. What in the case, I think everyone laughed as people were walking out and tax laughed at the end. So nobody was really upset. Like this, this is turned into it's an actual beef when it's clearly, no, I mean, I wouldn't think so. But I think that for the general public, when you hear a man, I rate and raising his voice, you think you, you become alarmed. Yeah, you think something is wrong. But that's like in his nature. I know he's just like, yeah, he just loud like that. I guess I never, I never once felt like he was directing those screens toward me. Just felt like he would say the same thing. Like he was screaming. But I am glad that he had a good podcast that probably will never happen again. And being him and I probably would never converse because if that's what the conversation is like, then what's the point? And here we are. We're back. You're both lunatics. Yeah. Well, I am 100% a lunatic. Both of you. I just think we're different types of lunatics. Yes. But I mean, anybody's listening to my music. I hold no fucking quarrel about being tunable. Sugar free. What a bag. It's already head in the store. Oh my god. So listen, diabetic. So are you really? No. Oh, man. I would have felt bad for my mother's diabetic. Oh, that's nice. Diabetic. Diabetic. You're not getting your, you're not getting your mom's sympathy. Oh my god. What's wrong? You're a lunatic. Oh, I agree. So yesterday. He yesterday. Boom, boom, boom. All my trouble. I give you a hundred dollars. You tell me to send this on. Marissa. Yep. Yeah. Today's generation. Anyway. So listen, so let's see. Yeah. Well, she's and Joe singing fucking the Beatles. Listen, so let's dig into this, uh, this, uh, while they make shit some more because nothing I love more than fucking laughing at meek's fucking nothing. I love more than laughing at me just looking like a fucking nut. They're both fucking nuts. Well, you hate while a way to make it. Oh, I'm the only neutral one here. You I'm neutral beef with meek. You be Marissa beef with while a I love me. I'm the only one objective here. No, he beefed with me. I was fine. It's valid. Marissa really does hate while a though. So even though he has done absolutely nothing wrong in this entire exchange, she will find a way to kick his back in that while a is not in the wrong in this situation. And he is reacting pretty cool and funny. Different. Yeah. I like his. So let's, let's update the listeners here for the people that haven't heard, uh, me because being emotional again and shocker. Yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, while a, um, but like how about he really tried to kick, um, while a out of MMG and Ross is like, you know, no, it's not how that works, bro. Well, this is the second Instagram post. Let's go back to the first one when he said, this is my last time doing this internet shit again, I think, which was my favorite part of that sentence. I just, well, that was my favorite part as well, because he then put up a post. Was he in DC that night? Is that what he said? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's dream tracers. People dream chasers. Oh, yeah. I misunderstood that. Dream chasers. All right. I'm wrong there. Well, he needs to write that out. Yeah. Dream chasers is not if DC is going to be. Yeah, chasers, then he has to write district of Columbia. Something we need to separate that. Okay. But anyway, fucking. So Ross tried to fix it. Yeah. And he tried to twist the meek, Walley beef into promo for an album that has not been recorded. Yeah. Probably not even a discussion yet. Self made, self made, you know, it's one of the self made one where they're all going to sit at a table on the album cover, and it's going to say self made exactly exactly exactly. So that didn't quite work. And now they're beefing again. And Walley has taken all of this extremely well, very unwally like he has not spazzed. He's been very sarcastic. Very, very condescending, very funny, very witty, very quick. I like it. I'll take it. So now what happens though? They're going to keep being little kids until the kids in the way. I think only one person's being valid. Okay. And they're going to keep being a kid and then one's going to keep reacting until I check. Well, obviously something happened in the background between these two Instagram posts, because this meek shit came out out of nowhere again. I mean, because Ross tried to fix it with with his open ended boss talk that he does all the time like, yo, they're both bosses. I'm a boss. Bosses don't act this way. Bosses is going to be bosses when you put two bosses in a boss room. It's going to be a boss. That's what he does to try to fix things. Well, maybe Ross is with his such his marriage dissolvement or engagement, dissolvement that he's not here to keep med meditate mediating. Well, we're going to get to that. Yeah, we aren't going to get to that. Maybe he's attractive. One story at a time. Meek was like, Oh shit, I got to open. He's not going to come in and fuck with my shit. And I'm going to just fucking come for Wally. And I want me to stop feeling like everyone is jealous of him. And everyone is envious of him. And everyone wants his life. That's all I want. I don't think that while a is jealous or envious of no, meek the person. I think they are two totally different individuals just when it comes to characteristics and the things that they value. They are both very emotional now. Yeah, why do different things though? Yeah, I don't I don't like that knock. I don't like that person is very emotional. Emotional can be cool and not but they don't harness their emotional powers in the correct way. They filter their thoughts differently. Meek is emotional. Why is Wally emotional? Wally fucking gets real. Oh, well, he reacts to everything. Was the was the complex thing emotional? Yes. Yeah, was him threatening to have me slapped because I like my body, body, body, body. We don't care about that. We don't care. It's all emotional. That's him saying, yo, I'm going to get smacking shit out of you. Why is that emotional? Oh, okay. That's not emotional. That's not emotional. Okay, because someone said they don't like them. Don't worry. When we get out of here, I swear to God, I'm punching straight in the face. Why was that emotion? I wasn't emotional saying that just not just said something. Yeah, but you had that was just saying it. Yeah, we're not talking about you and Wally. You stop with your personalizations of things. I am giving examples of how he's been emotional. Give me one that doesn't include yourself. We just did complex. Now complex. Yeah, I agree. Give me more. That's my point. The baseball game. The baseball game when he went up to the person in the stands because they tweeted about him and he ran up on. They called him Drake. That's why he's nobody. He'll never be Drake. Yeah, regular person could. Where I'm from. They are saying this at a game. You're defending something that he's still emotional. I'm just that's not emotional. That's not emotional. That's my point. People are using this term emotional and don't really even know what emotion. Why is that emotional? Because why does he have to react fucking ignore this shit? All right. Marty, you're in this. You're in that. You're bringing Twitter logic to real life. No. All right. Let me help you in real life. You guys have told me to stop reacting, stop being emotional. People say stupid shit to me. It's the same exact thing. You guys have physically said verbatim. Well, we're not saying that you're not emotional. We are saying you're emotional. Right. Because I react to these people, right? So it's the same shit when he does it. That makes it emotional. Well, I don't just say you're emotional because of your Twitter outbreaks, to be honest. But you've physically said stop being emotional by replying to them. You've said that. Show me. What do you mean, show me? You've said it like with your words, not on paper. I don't ever remember saying that, by the way. But again, just how fast, just how quick we back to personalize. I'm not talking about you. I want to talk about Wale. Anyway, all right. So forget about that. So fucking Wale. Meek are at fucking war and it's over for MMG. Is it? No. Because the fucking blogs want to take me saying it. It's a joke button. It says that fucking MMG is finito. I'm just asking. I don't think so. I think like it's still working out. I think that Wale has been trying to distance himself from MMG for quite some time to be honest. I think you're absolutely right. That's what I think. That's number one. Number two, I think that Meek 100% reps MMG. But I think he's a bit tied up with his whole relationship, and just elm, and tour, and then Drake. Like he's got a lot going on. He does. Um, and Ross. Ross is. I mean, now. What about styley gunplay? Adam, don't make it this chilling. That makes me back. Oh, all I'm making is great. Oh, I love him. I'm worried. I'm worried. I got his own shit happening too though. So what's happening? What am I on? Yeah. Well, he's just having like one shit positive shit. Oh, no, no. Am I on doing great? Yeah. Gunplay is great. Stali's great. Bill, like we never hear pills, not an energy. Oh, okay. I'm just saying we never hear from fucking these other people because these people are great and they're chilling. Word. Ross. Oh, I wish we had a camera. Oh, I would say, man. I mean, now that's shit up, money. I know what to say. I don't know what to say. It was just for dramatic. It was very rhetorical. Oh, Ross. What are you playing with? Let's have a heart to heart here. For quite some time, I've been very confused by the happenings between Ross and Leera Galore. Same. I couldn't figure out what was to gain from Ross. By all of a sudden being so welcoming and accepting to all of the Snapchat shit that him and her have been doing. I couldn't figure it out. I mean, I still can love. I mean, he was on house arrest, but he was able to move around because there was a lot of people saying like, Oh, he's off house arrest. Now he just dropped her, but he was still able to do so. Do you think that they're in love? I wouldn't know. I think he might have been in love. I'm not asking you to know, asking you what you think. I think he was in lost. Do you think that he ever had plans of marrying this woman is what I'm asking you? I think Ross is now 47 years old. And I think he's starting to get to that point in his life. I'm not going to say he made the right choice, but he's thinking maybe I should settle down. Have we known him to be in any other relationship before? Has he ever been tied to another woman? Yeah. Yeah. I'm asking. I don't know. Yes. Just right before her was mingling. Okay. Oh, so he has this behavior, but just not late. And this is like, this is lightweight a pattern for him lately. I just maybe he really is like getting fit. I want to be with someone. He does it for the Graham really quickly and then ends it. Did he see the success of me and Nikki and think maybe I should get a girl that's really attractive and popular online? Possibly. I'm not going to compare Nikki and Leer together, but I want to say that Ross wasn't in his Atlanta home looking at Nicki Minaj's Instagram. She's a boss though and saying, you know what? You know what you dig. Nikki, you boss. I'm a boss. Meek bossing. I need to give me a boss chick. You dig. I actually really think he would say those exact words. Like literally verbatim. Yeah. All right. I disagree. I think he did that. All right, but listen to me any event that he said that. And he landed on Lyra. Well, maybe he was already fucking her and be clear. I'm not knocking Lyra galore. Beautiful young woman. Maybe they were already fucking maybe she does have good conversation. He was enjoying him. Yeah, well, she's just dope, man. And kind of was just like, you know what? I'm going to look that. Let's just try this out. And then more, maybe possibly started coming out, the tweets, the this, the that, and it was starting to be like, oh, this is looking a little sketchy, but I'm going to keep rolling with it. We've already gone this far. And then maybe there was something that randomly just happened. And he was like, yeah, you know what? You don't go from the way that he was doing it to. Yeah, he was really going all out. Putting her every picture she took, the background looked like she didn't belong there. Like, I'm one of those people that I'm big on details. I analyze things. So I always look at the background and the background of her pictures, just overnight became very plush. Yeah. They became very big first. They became very extravagant. He had our own meetings with hove and be like, yeah, she was in all of these places where I'm not going to say she shouldn't be. That's not my place to say. But you could just see it. And all of the Instagram models and honeys. There's hope. They clap. They clap. They said it, girl. They said gold. Yes, baby. Yes. What they did. I think it was just the beginning. Yes. They all have the hard eyes under her. Yes. It was like a graduation. It was like it was a little high. The first one of us did it. Yes. Now I love that. Make it. I can make it. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's what happens when one IG model tweeted this the other day. But I forgot to tweet the whole part because that's the important part. When one IG model gets chosen out of the game, it provides hope. It provides. She opens the doors. It provides a means, a glimmer of just sunshine. I'm two more walk away videos away. Yeah. Yeah. To all of these holes and five 300 square foot of apartments on the grand concourse. Yeah, it does. It does. Hey, listen, um, them out of this. Oh, no, I gotta, I used to have, I used to have a few bad bitches. The grand concourse fell off. Everyone went north. Okay. I failed compass class, which ways north of the grand concourse? And I do know they didn't know compass class, by the way. What's north of grand concourse for them? Yeah. I'd say up there is a little bit better now. Used to be some good holes on for them too. Listen, as soon as they've finished or they went west and went to Dikeman. Hey, uh, all you people on the grand concourse and, uh, Dikeman, Fordham, just anywhere over the period. As soon as they finish cleaning up Brooklyn, they coming to get y'all to fuck out of here. Be very clear. Tremont is too accessible right now. Y'all ain't got, but maybe, six, seven years, they come in to clean y'all answers right out of the Bronx. There's condos on one six, one of grand concourse right now. And I know this because I'm starting to see more and more Bronx bitches by miles. I'm fucking in the car wash yesterday and I see someone who shall remain anonymous, of course. Is he like, what are you doing here? I looked at her like, bitch. What are you doing here? I've been here for 10 years. What is your ass doing over here? Uh, but they do have really affordable places in Jersey. And they do. Yeah, no, they do. Um, y'all never answered my, is it over for MMG question? I don't think it is. I think they can still figure it out. It's definitely not over for all the artists in that camp. No, no, no, no, no, as a collective, I mean, as a collective, as a whole, as a crew, they'll have a staff record label and as a motherfucking crew. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Uh, good hip hop line by where we're here. Anyways, a lot of people wouldn't get it. Um, I'll give you a hundred dollars mercy. If you know what it's from, fuck off. I know you definitely just lost $200 today. Great. Um, I think they're going to fake this for a little bit longer, that they're still cool. And it'll, it'll drizzle out. I think while I, does he have a contract that he has another album with them? Wally, if he does, I'm sure he's racing to get it done. Yeah. I mean, he really has been, like you said, doing his own thing and like kind of, yeah. And he's doing well with it. He has a good following and people are going to kill me. He has album of the year right now for me in 2015 for rap album. You're not the only person that has said that. In my opinion, while they did drop a really good album, that shit is amazing. It is great. Yeah. I know you didn't hear it because you didn't hear it because he said it was Maxia. We got it. Yeah, but I've heard great things about it and I wouldn't say otherwise. Yeah. Look, that's wonderful of you. Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. Um, I agree, Roy. I don't think it's over for the people involved. I just think as a crew, I don't, I don't think, I don't really think that, you know, Wally and Mika felt some type of way about each other for a little while now. So I think it's just coming to the forefront. Um, and even if they fix it, I think it'll be a fake fix. It'll be like fix it flat. Like just like, wait, that's what they did and then he did a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. I g'd again. Here we are now minus the fuck boy. But what, forget him having a problem with why is your immediate reaction when you have an internal problem with, let's not say a family member because clearly they don't like each other. Someone you do business with, someone that's part of your crew, someone that how you to behave represents how people perceive your business. Why is your immediate response to that to go on Instagram and talk about it? Cause he's Twitter fingers. Um, you took the words out of my mouth. I wanted to make like a public service announcement just now, not just to meet Mill, but to all the women in the universe and the men that behave this way too. Cause there's a lot of y'all. It's very simple to keep your fucking business off of fucking the internet. So easy. It's very simple. Like, like you don't have to run and just divulge all of your shit to a bunch of strangers. It's messy. It's immature. And all we're going to do is laugh. It comes off really, really bad. It makes you look emotional. It's bad. And all like Roy said, all we're going to do is laugh. That's it. No one's going to sympathize with you. What's going to laugh at you? Yeah, man. No one's going to be like, Oh my God, I totally understand. Stop it. Stop like, we're just going to mean you. And I say this as somebody who loves a good mess on the timeline. I read that Zola story, by the way. Oh my gosh. Did you read it? I was at the edge of my fucking seat. All right. It wasn't that. Yes, it was. Fuck what you talking about. That was like the greatest story I've read this year. That was a pretty good story, man. It was on the end of it. Pretty good. No, I tell a pretty good story. That big? Every time, because somebody I was with had read it first, right? And they said, yo, you have to read this. And it gave it to me. So every time something happened, I looked up and I said, yo, can you believe this just happened? And they said, it gets better. I love when you get better. And he tried to jump. I was fucking dying. The nigga tried to commit suicide from the fourth floor. If you haven't read the story, it's extremely long. I'm not going to touch on it. Listen, it works. Stop pause the podcast and listen. Yeah, pause it right now and go listen to read read. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go listen to Zola on her fucking whole trip. That was the best whole trip ever. Tell the greatest stories in the world. It's cuff and season. I'm just trying to be jared to somebody's Jessica, man. About that time, the crazy way to the crazy way. No, that story was really amazing. You definitely should go and read it. It is cuff and season. How the fuck is your? Yo, real quick, even though 70 degrees of New York, minus failing. I'm going to say this and then I thought Rory had a story to tell us. But yeah, I just want to say, I just want to address button Wednesday's last week. Hashtag button Wednesday's. We're not hashtag hashtag. Oh, I stopped promoting it. I was very hurt last week. And that's why I'm promoted. And I just want to have a serious moment here. I didn't see it. And I don't have very many serious moments in life. But OK, so here's some back stories. So my friends, as I've said before in this podcast, they're all stupid idiot dickheads. Like we were sympathetic this week. No, no. Yeah. But I'm giving them back story like from before. So they love nothing more as I've said before than to see my fucking demise on national television. Especially we can share it. Yeah. Listen, we all sit and we watch these episodes like at least five times and laugh every time at something stupid, right? So that's that last week. I wouldn't funny. They had sent me on Scott Scott's wife sent me the episode and I was able to see it early. So by the time Rory and Ice and Amani and all these people started to come with their little jokes. It was too late. I was already very hurt. And I had to let them know, hey, I can't partake with the jokes this week because I am very hurt by what I saw on television. I was very disappointed in Kaitlyn. What happened? I'm like sitting down on the edge of my seat. Well, Joe tried to jump out of a window and he got caught on the balcony and then up him saved. He started punching myself. None of that happened, guys. You guys just make him stop. And he drove Kaitlyn around to drop off. Well, what happened was I feel I wasn't in this episode until the very end. Because you were back home. Yeah. So I was back home taking care of this court case shit. So I had to fly back hand to that, but Kaitlyn was still in Los Angeles. So the second that the judge lifted the warrant, she was able to record on the show. So she goes back on the show. She's there before me. I have to catch a flight back. The things that she said upon entry are the things that hurt me. Like, when you go into a house with however many couples, but a bunch of strangers and you're there speaking on behalf of your ex significant other and the things that you say are he's a monster. He's nuts. He's a lunatic. I walk on eggshells around him. I'm scared. I'm scared to talk because he has a temper. He's never hit me, but I know if I hit him, he would hit me. Like that was mind boggling to hear. You know, Bonnie had a status about this on Facebook. That's where I saw it. She said she couldn't believe she said that either. Nobody that has ever seen Kaitlyn and I, nobody. Yeah, I've never personally heard Kaitlyn talk about it like that. I sit me and said, yo, that's crazy. Like as somebody that was there to witness YouTube, dude, I was there probably the worst part of it when y'all broke up and I broke up with smoke with like me and cried every single night. She never said something like that. Everybody was looking at me like, how could she say something like that? Like I would, like I was supposed to have an explanation. Now I have my own theories. I wouldn't know why she said those things. You guys have gotten past it now though, right? Well, that's the interesting predicament. I'm in Marissa. I'm in quite the conundrum because when I got back to that house, I was told that she said some things, but I was never told what she said. Right. And it's different hearing it from her voice. So, you know, we had it out on screen, which we'll probably air today, tonight, where I was asking her, why are you saying these horrible things? Like this is not, this is not your experience with me. You don't even know the people that you sit here caping for. Like you just saying some shit. I get it, you hurt. I get it. You want to see me be the bad guy in the villain because if we're just talking, I'm probably going to get my point across better. So you're really basking in this. Joe is an animal monster type shit. I understand it. But as two people that came in this house together, like we should kind of be for each other somehow. But so we had that conversation, but hearing it and she apologized. She did apologize for some of the things that she said. So how can I be mad again? Yeah. And I feel like she could have gotten caught up in the, like we know Kaitlyn though, and she's never been like a malicious. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. That's the part that has me hurt. Yeah. I know this girl. Kaitlyn gave them a fucking birthday party. When we got back, me and Kaitlyn go eat me and Kaitlyn do mad platonic shit together. Like Kaitlyn and I, my our relationship is like, X this should fucking be. Like cool. I had a fuck. I'm gonna talk to you now. I can't talk to you. If this is the shit that you say on national television, when there is a camera recording to complete strangers, what the fuck are you saying just in your normal day to day? Well, I think you can. No, no, no, no, that was coming. No, no. People do tend to, I don't give a fuck. What? Yeah, they get, they react from the camera because they're getting hyped from the situation and the people around them and and the what the scenario of what's going on, whereas we, you know, people who have been with Kaitlyn in her private behind closed doors life. I've been with her. I've been with her when she fucking hated your guts because the, you know, you guys run the worst doors and she's never ever in her life, even said she's scared of you or any of that shit behind closed doors with just me, when she had every reason to hate you. Well, with therapy, with therapy. And I tell people this and a lot of people aren't familiar with how therapy works, but in therapy, they start tinkering with your insides and maybe touching on some emotions and some feelings that you had stored deep down somewhere. So you start to become you get in touch with a lot of shit. And I don't understand every time she starts saying some stupid shit, they start saying shit. Like, Oh, yeah, this is really big in her fucking therapy. Oh, my goodness gracious. But anyway, so yeah, I'm in an interesting conundrum here because she's already apologized for saying these things. However, I didn't hear them. So now that I heard them, I don't really know how to speak to this girl. I don't. How? How could I speak to this person again? Is that me with my fucking detachment? Is this detachment issues? Is there something wrong with me right now? I don't see how I could speak to somebody who speaks of me in that regard. Even if it's old, and even if she was hurt, and even if she was emotional, and even if she was drunk, and even if whatever the fuck the reason why I don't really care, I never care about the reason, by the way, you should. I know I care about the results. I care about what happens. I don't care about why you did some shit. The homeless nigga on the street could tell you a million reasons as to how he got homeless on the street. That don't change shit. You're homeless on the street. I don't care about the why. I care that it happened. I need people to think before they talk. And that's what I always say. Like, you don't think this through? Kind of like drink told me in that complex or whatever interview he did. He was like, you didn't think this all the way through. Nobody told nobody advised you against this. That's how I feel. Like, no, you didn't think about this at all. So I'm hurt. I was hurt. I was very hurt. And it's such a big deal, listeners, because I don't get hurt. I don't get hurt often. Like, very seldomly do I get hurt because you have to be invested and have to care and know you to be hurt. So that hurt me. I got past it. I wanted to go to her tour class. I got the fucking on the show, the damn security guards following me all around the motherfucking house. Like, I'm a threat. Like, I'm about to beat a bitch up on national television. I got to get cable, bro. I can't keep missing the security following me everywhere. I was looking at cable packages today, actually. And the bitch motherfucking Janice is on TV conspiring to kill me. Oh, I heard that. I'm confused. But maybe the security was to protect me. Maybe from Janice. Let me get ignorant and petty real quick. She in the bed waking a sleep girl up to my hand or a pen to my head and under the bed. And it's the only day come to the bed. You just jab him in the neck. What's that? Janice told that to Kaitlyn. Janice, season Kaitlyn, how the fucking kill me would have been. That shit was pretty. How to kill me with a pen. Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, I'm gonna make a public service announcement again. I don't hit one. However, I'm a bitch. Give me that damn pen. That's not a pen. That's an expensive mike. Very expensive. I'm just saying. I'm a bitch. I smack that fucking pen out your damn hand. I wish somebody would be done pulling a pen out from you. Like a writing utensil? Yes. Wow. Yo, does Dr. Mike have a degree? Yo, all my friends hate Dr. Mike. I got a fucking show. You don't even realize he's in the room and they'll do the whole thing and then they'll pan to Dr. Mike and he'll go, "Yeah, that really upset you, doesn't it?" Yeah. Dr. Mike is great. No, he's not. No, he is. He's great. He is. Well, in person, he is. I do understand. What's up, Mercer? Oh, why are we gonna have to talk now? She's out of the room. That shit is... Oh. What do you want to say? That shit is fat as hell. She's just an associate. Oh, sure. Okay. No, she is. She is. She is. Okay, with a really fat ass. I mean, that shit is... Yo, right. When she came up the elevator, I had that drink line in my head when it's like, I'm with a chick that has ass that's like partly embarrassing. Yo. Because it was like in the elevator. That's not his line at all, isn't it? It makes everybody in the room uncomfortable? No. I'm with a chick who's ass. I think I said it perfectly. Now embarrassed. He doesn't have a roof. Yeah, that shit is crazy, son. Jesus. She's young. Like a small village. Do you think it's cool? Very cool. She's okay. She's very smooth and symmetrical. She's like my height when she sits down. This is a short girl, yeah. But when she sits down. Yeah. She's pretty tall. I don't know. I don't know. Oh. Am I you? Oh my god. It's like, how does that work? She's one of those young girls. Oh, what is she? She's going through the phone. I'll tell you off the phone. She looks like she's from the Bronx. But she's a young girl. No, not from the Bronx. I think she's trying to date girls or whatever. You know, she's trying to find herself in life. She's one of my mentoring programs. Oh my god. Get her a pen. [Laughter] Yes. Every now and again, Rory is funny, man. He's pretty funny. Every now and again, Rory is pretty, get her a pen. Get it from when Janice was a pig. Yeah, got it. You're not laughing, my guy. It was funny, but it was like funny, a J's. No, it wasn't. It was mad funny. So she's trying to date girls now? I don't fucking know what she's doing. You said it. Yeah, but I mean, fuck. Who is this? Mike is over there. I don't know. The threesome girl from my threesome thing is trying to stay at my house for a weekend in a few weeks. And I'm like, this is so strange. And you said yes. No. [Laughter] That's the part that we're visiting. I said, I'm sure I'll be home. I don't have cable. Yeah. [Laughter] You're gonna be bored, girl. Yeah, that's gonna be the phone. You know, I just I'll get really uncomfortable if she tries to sleep in the bed with me and stuff. You already fucked her. I know it's not strange. I don't mind doing it in the heat of the moment when he's there and stuff. But like, aside from that, like, don't touch me. I hate don't. Well, now you know how men feel when we don't want to fuck after we fucked once. No, you can't come over. I have so much I would love to talk about in this podcast, but I can't. Because of your political connects? Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't want to offend with a little pussy. I don't know. Yeah, I am pussy. Me too. I don't have any to cut to the face. You never know who listening to this fucking podcast until your phone starts blowing up. So I heard your little podcast. Like when Michael Kors heard it and he got butt hurt. You know what I have a problem with? I found out via this Ambrose thing. It went on Baller Alert. Yeah. And wow, that's great. Shout out to Baller Alert. We're getting this much press. I got an array of screenshots of Baller Alert's Instagram with our artwork up there. Yeah. While I was happy, I was very offended that I have so many friends that follow Baller Alert on Instagram. Yeah. I was like, I was like, really upset. Yeah. That was my friends follow Baller Alert. Yo, can I admit something to you today? You follow Baller Alert. You better follow Baller Alert. Today, I followed the... For what? I followed Baller Alert in the shade room today. Oh, now you... I need it because I needed to really keep up with all of this lyric raw stuff. That shit is fun. I felt like I would have been missing something. I read all the comments. There'd be a penny or something. Oh, you know what we've got? I read every... Like a thousand comments. To piggyback off the mic shit. Drama and uh... Oh, Summer. His... His wife. I missed that. Oh, that shit was lit. I missed it. I missed it. And I didn't know Summer's at so... This shit was worse than the mic thing, as far as putting business out there. Oh, no way. It was nasty. It was like alimony bed. What? Honestly. It dates back to like last week. Summer had gone taking drama's daughter, not her daughter. They didn't have the daughter together, but they were cool when they were married. That's wife, though. Yeah. Okay. Wait, I'm confused already. Summer is an ex-wife of drama. Oh, they were married? They were married. And but drama has a kid from a previous relationship, but they were, you know, she was tight with the kid when they were together. Of course. I got it. So apparently Summer took the girl to the mall to go shopping for her birthday. That's nice of Summer. And took her golfing and things like that. But apparently... And why... Wait, tell me, why are we calling her... Why is everyone calling her Summer P? That's her middle initial, and that's what she... That's what she puts on Twitter. She's been Summer Walker for a million years. Well, I believe her Twitter name, not her actual @. Her name is Summer P. Yes, Summer P. Walker. And the kicker. I don't want to spoil the story. No, no, no. But there's another reason why they call her Summer P. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. Okay. Then you just spoiled it. Okay. Well, we didn't even get there yet. There's a Drake line. There is a Drake line, but it's older than this. What is happening? No, Drake is the reason for everything. Tell the story, man. I'm one edge of my season. It's like this is bullshit. Okay. Okay. So she takes this girl out. She puts a picture up on Instagram, like, you know, me and the girl, blah, blah, blah, love her to death, whatever, whatever. So drama's current girlfriend, Jessica, was like, time out, time out, time out, time out. You don't just say Jessica like that. Don't just say drama's current girlfriend, Jessica. Jessica is a goddess. I don't actually know her full name, so. Jessica, some fancy shit. Okay. Jessica, fancy shit. Perciago. Oh, that's okay. Felicia, Felicia. Jessica Balenciagas. Jessica is fine. Yeah. Like fine to the point where, when I was in Atlanta doing whatever I was doing in Atlanta, and me and drama did our interview, first thing he started with, Joe, stay out of my girl's DMs. Why were you in them? Yeah. I don't believe it. I would just say hello. Yeah, of course. I mean, just anything offensive. But this is before I knew that they were like, you'd have to be a fool to not try and speak to that beautiful. I'm not. But anyway, okay, go ahead. Anyway, so Jessica was under the impression that, you know, drama doesn't speak to his ex-wife. They're not allowed to communicate other than like the alimony payments every month. She's not supposed to be around the kids. So she puts up this whole Instagram post, like this fucking bitch. I hate to be dramatic and messy, but she's posting up this picture with drama's daughter on Instagram, like shit's all cool. When you know, damn well, you just saw that she was there through Snapchat and snuck and saw her and then posted up a picture like y'all was really hanging out. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. All right, Jessica, take back to high praise. Just that fast, I take it back. Why are you behaving? So Jessica was pissed, right? So it turns out, though. Wait, let me talk to Jessica. Okay, talk to Jessica. You're entirely too beautiful to behave that way. It's always the beautiful ones that are like complete lunatics. And I don't know that she is, but you don't have to live that way. Well, drama played a bit of a role. Wait, let's Twitter things. Wait, man, I think it's at this point when drama stepped in. No, but body's telling the story. Yeah. Make sure she doesn't miss anything. Okay. So then pay attention to gossip this week for the first time ever. So then summer class back like, oh, word, that's what you think. That's word bitch. I got them. I've been waiting to clap at your ass because you know, that's how women feel. So she provides emails from her between herself and drama that shows that they set this up for her to take the kid out. And it was a whole thing. And it was, it was planned and it was all on your face. That's how women think. Yeah. So then behind the scenes, I guess Jessica got pissed at drama allegedly broke up with them for like a second drama. Nobody told me that they broke. Just for like a second. Just it's over. It's they're back ready. So then. So then drama was apparently arguing with summer behind the scenes like, oh, you fucking machete, but whatever yada yada yada. So then summer takes to Twitter like, look, I ain't gonna have this motherfucker all up in my shit crying about this next bitch. Let me tell you something right now. You laid on my alimony payment, this that in a third, and then she just started spilling tea. She said that drama would cry to her and say, yo, I'm cool with Drake, but I had to give make these Drake, these Quentin Miller reference tracks because what was her reasoning? She said that meek wanted to work with Quentin. Quentin said no. Oh, that was someone else that said that. Oh, I thought. Yeah. No, Jessica said that. No. No, you mean summer? Summer's. I don't fucking know. That was, we're fucking this all up. That was one of somebody's affiliates, but that was just the one and give me more of what. Yeah, but so basically summer was just saying that drama admitted to her that he gave the tracks to me that he was cool with Drake, but he felt he had to do that. What else did she say? Which is true, by the way. What? That part. Yeah, we know that. And yeah, but that was, she was just basically confirming it all. And then the summer P thing that Rory was referencing is that Drake has a line on so Jessica said in the tweet, that's why you fuck Drake when you were with drama. And then people started bringing up lyrics with summer P in them. And there's more than just the shout out to summer P in this thing, which is the most recent one. There's one prior to that about buying a bag or something. It's from a from time, I want to say with Janae. I forgot the exact line. Same. That's the end of the story. Oh, pretty much. Yeah, I was expecting a better ending. What's happening? I'm just saying we ended that fucking Drake fuck summer. Who cares? Yeah, I mean, Drake's fucked everybody. Well, it's funny that in the midst of arguing for alimony, Drake is still a factor in this and Drake and me. The funniest, I've seen a couple a pictures of Drake of what's with everyone's room women that I know oh and I'd be like no you better than that you better than me oh we shouldn't share anything you shouldn't be listen I couldn't stand that bitch I couldn't take five seconds around that bitch and you come off way more cultured than me yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know where's what are you looking for over here i'm trying to find the exact tweets um so while you do that i want to uh come on ball away i want to clap for the nicks before this season started i had the nicks went in 29th to 31 games the nicks look way better than i imagined um i really hated the callow quinn Derek William's signings um when they occurred i love them niggas word them niggas are like nicks you know i was fucking tweeting Derek Williams to stay away from a house stay i saw that it's too cold for dikeman just stay home don't hit any of the spots i know you're becoming popular stay out of new york city just go home go to practice go to the garden callow quinn has like dare i say it a little bit of oakley blood in him yo the way Derek Williams is playing i haven't seen someone hustle in a nicks jersey since david lee it was like refreshing to see someone run for the ball callow quinn has closed line and niggas to try to come to the rim he's killing people but this is the like really flagrant fouls gallows looks like looks like a point guard grand looks good for zingas looks good yo you know who looks the worst mellow even though he lit the wizard's up yeah he did he lit the wizard's up but well he was playing a little d last night um talk about fucking gallows on tony parker last night oh man have you what was the last time you saw someone next year's one i'm playing some defense like that and then i was very proud of that nixon spurs game even though they know i told you before we start recording i said i've never been so happy after nixon's loss in my life and mind you all of this is without a follow you were right about the quieting thing all of this is without their starting shooting guard arin aflalo yeah who's a two-way player who i really enjoy and that's just going to make their bench better in the bench is like a fucking plus like i also like that porzingis is not afraid to shoot me too he's even if he starts making them yeah i tweeted that too i said look because i'm happy you're shooting but can you just make the easy one it is to cover them but you know what even when he's missing he's impactful on the court yeah like eleven rebounds he fucking was altering shots and and while his his weight was is definitely a problem in the paint which we all thought it was gonna be it's not as bad he's not getting you know bullied down he's not getting sunned in the paint the way i thought he might be yeah he's so long when you'd had long i guess seven foot three that nigga you know it's funny i cut the game one last night um it was in the middle of the first quarter and i saw um tim duncan in the market's auditors that's who they showed first like you know the spurs is big and in the very next shot they the nixon bringing the ball up and i see porzingis and robin lopez i'm like oh we gotta be too we ain't we're so tiny down there yeah so shout out to the next man i do i do think that they may be able to sneak in the back end of the playoffs uh we i mean we and maybe even win a couple of games i'm not saying i know what it's not like we got draft picks we might as well go for the playoffs man i don't know how to next end up giving a draft pick away from fucking baryani who they would have given us a draft pick to take them i don't get it oh i don't get it and all towns looks amazing but i don't want to get stay on basketball too long but uh mottie anything on the next go nix uh yes uh whoa great sports report there mottie we we got it everybody round of applause mottie just wanted to thank you i want to shout out to all the yankee fans that hate the Mets uh i'm not one of you uh i'm a yankee fan that just was happy to see new york yeah in the world series i didn't think i would but i found myself cheering for the Mets but you know i think the Mets kind of gave this series away i still feel like i still feel like they could have won um but congrats to the congrats to the Mets i'm sure they didn't nobody picked the Mets to be in a world series um so now they have a lot to build upon uh Vernon Davis was traded yeah Colin Kaepernick has been getting way too much pussy into all my shit traded well he's gotten benched for blaine gabbard thanks my uh mottie no problem um anytime you get benched for blaine gabbard monega a lot of people are blaming this for someone named blaine yeah yeah i never want to get benched for a nickname blaine like that's crazy but the 49er stock and it's good for them because they treated fucking harbor like shit so it's good for them so the undefeated teams or dingo vire Cincinnati carolina and new england do you see the bangles or denver am i missing someone no it's just those four uh because they beat the backers to ever be the packer yeah do you see any of these teams in the Super Bowl yeah which two even if they're in the same uh division just for conversational purposes i ain't gonna lie Denver Denver Denver will play Denver will give the pets pets a good game Denver's the one that i'm saying is gonna get the fuck out of you you're bugging their defense is phenomenal but i just unless Peyton wakes up which he's very viable to wake up he's fucking a payman expert that seven games haven't been very evident he can't throw that far anymore he's not the most you know not the most philosophy on the ball Kaepernick they might be undefeated right now he need he no no i don't think that i don't think that Colin Kaepernick can't look past it the first fucking read and he loves throwing it to the other team um i think that that denver needed a tight end yeah no that Vernon Davis rate was great so i'd like to see them now listen if you could do that to the packers you can do it to new england you can yeah you can so i mean this might just mirror when uh uh john elway got his ring at the end of the career at his career when he switched up the whole the whole style uh the whole playing style for him and anyone so and he probably would have won again um had he not retired so yeah football is interesting uh basketball is interesting cam newton is is my favorite player to watch now cam newton is playing shit he should give him football like i've never seen cam newton should get the mvp uh behind tambreite um but i just feel like we've seen this from tambreite for so long yeah as a great as a huge tambreite fan i would still rather see cam newton get that mvp well me too because his fucking first option is ted gan jr if you want who dropped two fucking touchdown passes you want that game i don't even know if ted gan jr has hands does he he has speed but does he have hands though he's never really had been known for hands no no no since oh hi oh no no i didn't listen to my point i want to know they're making if he actually has working thumbs is what you're saying does he have hands are they attached to his wrist are they there have we ever seen him they just take gloves to his yeah i mean i don't know i'd like to know if he has hands i would um so yeah maybe maybe do make a good case for cam i would love to see cam newton get them what is coming soon what's happening soon in the universe thanks thanksgiving it's coming oh ted al's hands album drops next friday okay i listened to mgk's album over the weekend and it's great oh i'm very happy it's great shout out to mgk he really did a great great great job speaking of albums that came out let's talk about game and all his i.g. honeyness oh man man man man and before this becomes something all of us here are fans of game game game but the same way you would tell a friend when they were doing something that may not be appropriate now you know what of course i saw the picture because everybody seemed it was hard to miss yeah um i had to remember who game is game is someone who has been accused of stripping in his past oh wordy right i don't know that he has ever done that didn't you start that rumor yeah beeped or was it you and fifth was don't be a good girl first everybody you know those fucking detroit versus everybody shirts if joe was still joe those would have been great merch to do joe was to be a joe with all the gangster actors thanks thanks molly really appreciate that um oh remind me of just placing after this just please so i went on on games instagram and i didn't realize he had so many followers it has a lot of followers i mean he's made yeah but i was looking at the likes that that his these pictures got and versus no the pics that that that pic got versus his other picture right uh his normal pictures get like 60 grand okay that picture is at 250 it just was loving it is what you're saying so if he's saying that why would he not continue that behavior that shit is so fucking lame man oh i just don't think he needs to do it i don't think he needs to stick just doesn't need to i don't have a cool explanation why do you think he's doing it uh attention he likes attention he always has this is a little extra i mean it's he's game game is also in a different l.a. then he was in 2005 yeah so that has a lot to do with his behavior now and how he's growing up i agree i agree with that l.a. is a very different place it's not new york today um and this shit is not l.a. 10 years ago i mean it's just a different l.a. oh shit game so a lot of records you got a very successful fucking television show he's got a great album i love his halloween outfit i thought he bodied it yeah i want to know that he game died his hair huh yeah maybe it was like a temporary die and then and he got waves in the front he did it all me i love the outfit i would have liked to be in been in l.a. following i didn't do much following i went to all-in-house i painted pumpkins at my girlfriend money we don't hear we watch halloween movies together everyone pumpkin picking oh we got it speaking of halloween before we're recording joe and i had a very similar opinion on halloween this year it seems that women this year halloween fell on a weekend my bad was that a bar i had to say that i'm gonna borrow jes me and get a boys with trick or two come on i know i know i know i know i know okay i was talking about that it's a little bar is that a little bar um yeah so it seemed this year that maybe women gave halloween back to the kids it seemed women were more dressed and it was pretty warm this halloween seemed women were actually dressed in costumes they weren't completely naked and i think my theory is because they are so used to being naked on instagram that they thought hey maybe i'll cover up for this halloween i agree with that i tweeted that i've seen a lot less whole shit um i just was real i just thought that maybe actually chicks were actually out with their kids the kids finally grew up and could trick or treat yeah because halloween fell on a friday right saturday saturday yes starless is not popping on saturday neither sugar daddies neither is a palace neither is heavens neither is lost what less is problem saturday heaven's ain't popping at all any my friends are still dressed i call no heaven is still cool on a monday but it's just a little ratchet yeah uh cityscapes so none of these places on so all old had to fucking dress up and like be good moms who says that stuff i'm gonna get killed one day probably with a pen that was pretty funny yes Austin why why was time are we at oh no i saw um what do you say almost a new one hour all right what happened anytime i see a just blaze interview on that's what i want to talk about that exact drop anytime just blaze doesn't interview i click because anytime just blaze speaks i listen i think he's extremely articulate and has a lot to share to the world and he was interviewing with this is 50 and someone asked him about his just blaze drop that you just did and he mentioned how it came about he said he was in the studio this was during the phase of joe's life thanks mommy no problem and yeah we're all clowning in the studio and just blaze was on the mic and tried to say just blaze in your voice and that became the drop that's what he said in this 50 oh would you look at that i thought that was that that was a pretty cool tidbit i mean might be a liar i think he's lying actually i think i said just yeah or something around those i said it yeah and he and he liked it and he imitated me saying it and then it stuck with him saying it that's what happened well look at you must part of history dj must i'll part a lot of fucking history i'll get credit for fucking all these niggas running around fucking instagramming and snapchatting these holes wasn't so cool when i started wasn't a hidden thing to do then all these niggas running around with my fucking girlfriends shit wasn't so cool to have once in years ago the originator none greater jeso still finished i actually can aim a lot more shit that was a part of but i won't yeah just say Drake stole your style man just say it just say it i mean the emo rabs he got a lowkey did still my he's put the trench coat on with some sweats that he wear a vest though he's playing kickball he did he definitely stolen my nigga come on he's got a beard now like he's like come on is he joa jace is that what this is no he's fucking joe with five hundred million dollars oh man fuck Drake man oh my i'll tell my quick other halloween story that's here so thursday night of last week i went out to celebrate my very good friend austin mill's birthday party hey did you go tell me no no he was uh no he was uh no he was uh at uh screen fest or whatever oh yeah i decided to go and i yeah i skipped to you should have went it was great go to uh so me and austin and a bunch of our our close friends did the dinner thing and then we went to noble afterwards uh noble was popping there was a lot of liquor i thought that was a dinner place no boo no not no boo they went to um it's different okay yeah it's a secret place you have to have a passport okay so friday morning comes needless to say i'm not in the best shape i'm extremely hungover Rory had hangover oh this is what you texted our group chat about yeah i had to remind because it was in the middle of it happening okay so i get to my office around nine thirty five get to the third floor nobody's there forty desks empty i'm like i think i saw your tweet about this and this is mad funny go ahead sorry oh shit did we get like halloween off and i didn't know everybody died in the business so crazy they all got killed at pen so not true in the midst of my hangover i'm like oh shit i see jackets i see laptops people are here so naturally naturally i go to our big glass conference room so i'm walking down the hallway i can see the conference room a distance and once it gets through my alcohol eyes i see that there's forty people in the conference room everyone is in full blown costumes okay i am not in a costume i then get spotted one of my co-workers comes out it says no come in come in i said no i'm not in a costume i'm good he said no they just called your name my gm just called my name you got to come in i said all right so quick thinking Rory walks in and goes out of sweater on naturally of course christ you did i'm drake from the hotline bling video all right yeah i got him yeah no i got him my gm goes that's that's great that you're drake Rory but you were supposed to bring a costume in for the person we partnered you via email 40 people are now staring at me and the one gentleman does not have a costume one uh did he bring a costume for you as well he did okay so this so my gm's like all right it's fine don't be that guy by the way you reek of liquor i'm like yeah had a rough night so she said walk down canal go get a costume so i'm walking down canal this guy is like six seven there's only one plus size costume it's a tooth fairy costume okay i'm like that'd be funny so i buy that she was forty dollars no no uh no return i'm walking back down canal and it hits me oh shit he's gay he's gay oh man he's gay gay guy they're gonna think i'm calling him a fairy so naturally i gave it to him oh my god what an idiot and a few people gave me some looks like what are you trying to say i hit in the office for the entire day in like one of our breakout rooms hoping everyone would forget about it monday morning and then i walk in on monday morning and the person that sits next to me goes oh here comes the homophobe and then everyone stares at me and now i'm the douchebag of the office that calls people faggots via their Halloween costumes but at least you don't write tampons on transgender that is true that's why i knew i could come here and not be judged i didn't write there by the way we didn't say you did okay next time i see kaolin i'm gonna make her write tampons on a piece of paper so you can see how she writes it yeah well luckily you won't ever see her again because i'll never see her again um well real quick just to put a cap on Rory's story so we can get the fuck out of here why don't you tell them um we work because i got a feeling they'll be hiring soon and i told and i told twitter and i ended it with so is anyone hiring yeah yeah they'll be hiring soon so if any of you guys need a job you can take fucking michael ror spot it's a nice job with the gay people that hate him yeah uh that's great i feel like i'm missing something but it's fine because i've rambled enough i feel like we have this episode was cool yeah i'm just happy to see you guys i haven't seen you guys in a long time i feel like i feel like it's been longer than a week even though it's been exactly a week no i was thinking about what i was coming here telling oh my god i'm gonna see my bros i'm excited yeah it's been a long time um and i'll see you guys i'll be here for the next one oh no i actually want to see if we can do the next one on like a monday the next one that's what you have your show on monday i know so i want to try to do it early we'll talk about it anyway uh wait oh we're gonna go we're gonna go to your show on saturday right i'll be i'll be allowed to filly yes so everyone comes come out yay filly will be living out we are in oh we are in tonight we are at the middle east in boston uh tomorrow we are in providence we were calling this in boston by the way friday friday i drove this time friday we are at toad's place in connecticut saturday we are in filly at i want to say coda i want to say coda that's correct and filly and then monday you already know what it is highline ballroom new york city all love lost be there or be square that was really corny i was i think i'd rather just be square yeah i think it's something cooler to say next time beautiful people thank you for listening uh and i'll talk to you next week bye guys