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I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 35
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This episode is brought to you by Bevel, the first and only shaving system designed specifically for course curly hair and sensitive skin. Start shaving smarter and say goodbye to razor bumps with Bevel. Check out getbevel.com. Use code JOW to get 20% off your first month at getbevel.com that's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L dot com. A lot of people during the course of my little semblance of a promo run. A lot of people listen to our podcast. A lot. Yeah. I had no idea. I met so many random fans this weekend that shit was like of me and Rory, right? Fuck off. I took mad mighty the body photos this weekend. Can we start the show? Oh, we're rolling. We're rolling. Awesome. We're good. You could leave that in. All right. And we are here. I'll name this podcast later. Episode number 35. Damn, you're good. I didn't. Is it 35? Yeah. It's 35. Oh, I thought we're 36. My lips are changing. No, 35. So many people, you know, let me just clarify this very quickly. So many people have asked me when am I going to name the podcast. I got a couple of that too. That's the fucking name. That's the name of the podcast. I'll name this podcast later. So now that we've got that brief PSA out of the way. What's up? Yo. I have my dear friend and coals, mighty the body here with me for some strange reason. She's back. I keep trying to not send her to address, but she knows it. So she's here. I've actually been here for like 45 minutes sitting here by myself. Everything. We tried to do the podcast across the street at the bar to start blowing us up in the group chat. Hey, are you guys? And I have my good friend. And I won't say right in me. He's not that important, but let's hand man. Thanks. I'm left handed. Isn't Joe as well? Yes. Who do you? Michael Roars is in the building. And it's me. So much to talk about. So much. Mighty looks like shit. I do because I was traveling ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We look at these jokes off before you explain why you look like shit. Okay. Is that what I'm going to know? I need to know the backstory on where you got that. Wait a second time. You have on a Jurassic World hat that looks like it was actually in Jurassic World. Because that's the point. Universal sent it to me when the movie was coming out and they sent me a nice pair of sneakers and a whole promo pack. And you kept it. And I really like that. It really makes me happy. You look really. All right. And this is a LeBron hoodie that probably would look better with some lipo. Little sloppy. Okay. Thank you. And your eyes, you got crust in your eye. Well, like, what's up with your life, man? All right. Well, I was traveling. I was in Atlanta. I saw you there. And I got back late last night and I just kind of fell asleep and I had to roll out of bed for the morning show and date a few days later. I did. I changed my flight. I was about to say for the listeners the flight. Great. Time out for the listeners listening. Some of you, a lot was going on in Atlanta. The AC three festival was going on down there as well as the BET hip hop awards were filming. And for those of you that have never been or attended, the cool people were gone already by yesterday. Well, I left yesterday. No, but no, by morning. Yes. No, day morning, Sunday morning. They were going money decided to stay till Monday, because she's a loser. But I was leaving Sunday and then you got a text. No, then I went on Twitter and I saw there was a Thai dollar son show. So I was like, Oh my God, I have to go. And I saw there was a flight back to another different airport, but kind of nearby. So I hit my ex to make sure he could pick me up from the airport. He said, wait, what, what, what other airport? I flew out of Trenton and I flew back into Philly. Why? Yeah, because it was cheap. You live in Jersey City. I know it was only an hour to Trenton. And it was $8 day to park. How much of a difference was that flight? That flight was a hundred bucks. And then Newark flight. Newark was like 350. What airline did you fly on? Frontier, which is basically. They put you on the overhead. Actually, I was the first row. It was kind of lit. The first person I've ever heard actually fly frontier, which brings me to ironic that you flew. Are you going to go to my bank? I'm sitting here discussing with Rory and Muddy how I'm going to pay them as we get in this paper for their services on this podcast. Washington's go to wifey. You know how we do hip hop. Shout out to Corey's Michael Rose, right? Wifey kids to Washington. Why? Anyway, you got to be a real nerdy hip hop guy to get that show. So I say to Rory, I say, how do you want? Well, I got to pay you guys. I keep forgetting. And he says, yeah, I sent you my bank info. And I said, yeah, well, I have to make another trip to Bank of America. So I wanted to fly a checkup. Knock out. Yeah, I know. So now I want to knock out a two bird. Why do you have to go to the bank to fly? It's got to switch some funds. I want to kill two birds with one stone and knock both for the Bank of America deposits out. He was like, yeah, no, I get that. That makes sense. And then Marissa chimes in. I was like, yeah, you can't. And you can't do that with me. And Marissa said, yeah, what'd you say? I said, you can't do that with my bank. So me and Rory were a bit confused, because I mean, you got TD Bank, Chase Bank, City Bank, you got HSBC, like a million banks. I have no idea what she would be talking about. And then we'd say, well, who do you now, mine, you Marissa's white. So the words that came out of her mouth blew me away. I said, so who do you bank with? And she said, my mom was literally no, no, no, no, no, no, just give up. She also made fun of me today for this Providence bank. Can you give me three locations of this bank? Clifton, Jersey City, and Ford's New Jersey. Where in Jersey City? I've never even heard of Ford's New Jersey. That's where I get from. It's in Woobridge. You're from Ford's New Jersey? I thought you was one of them. Yeah, Ford's is in Woobridge Township. Oh, okay. I didn't know. Yeah. So where I grew up, my grandma banked there. And so when I that was the only that was the only bank present. When I turned 17 and I opened or 16 and I opened a bank account, my grandma was like, I just want to take you here. I'll open it for you and I'll be your co like, you know, on co account, whatever, co-signer. And I just never changed it. And they had like a dope thing where like you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month. And it was like free checking. So I just never went anywhere else. Well, you don't need to get your ATM fees back when you have a bank that is everywhere. Or you could just get them back from Providence. So then Roy said the Marissa has the spirit airline. It's a spirit airline of banks. But it's a New Jersey based bank. I'm just trying to stay Jersey. Yeah, but ever since you've been getting these fly out offers, you might want to think about a fly out offer for a threesome from a beautiful married couple and idea. I saw the tweet and you were very excited. I mean, I'm not going to do it, but I thought it was nice. It was just they went about it wrong. Like the guy just straight up and was like threesome and chill. And the picture was very nice. That's going about it. It was right to the point. I'll pay you to have sex with me. That's right. It was just like you if you would have been like, yo, let's go for drinks. You mean my wife. Oh, no. Like, you're going to be in that position. I never wanted to reply to that. Like, yes. Like, yes. Yes. I know. Yeah. And drinks are going to change. Well, no, if he would have courted me, I really would have fucked you and your wife and flown out there, but I did want to Martin before. And what is the talking about? No, it just I look crazy. If I just respond to some random couple and you would look crazy. You look crazy now. And I could have just never fucking Jurassic. And you got the nerve to be worried about looking crazy. All right. Fuck off. Anyway, was this in Dubai? No. What? Where did they live? Where do they live? I don't know. I didn't follow them. Did you ignore? Did you ignore? I just said, oh, word when he said threesome and chill. And then he followed back with, we're not in New York, though, but we could fly you out. It would be fun. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I want to see a picture of these people. What on earth would make someone want to fly Mottie the body out? I mean, you got threesome and chill. You can ask the lady. There's a there's a couple other people that have done it. They're the Wayne sex tape. Yes, there is. They're the Wayne sex tape. Oh, I missed that. Well, I didn't watch it. Let's be clear that I didn't watch it. Well, cuz we're talking about threesome. So I did. I did want to talk. Oh, is it a threesome? Yeah, what's a threesome? Oh, okay. Now. I still do want to see this couple that she's talking about, though, even though you just want a random tangent. Yeah, it's not random. We were talking about threesome and Wayne sex tape is a threesome. Still Tourette's worthy. All right, Mottie is showing us a picture of the couple. That might be the artwork, by the way. Wait, no. Whatever it is. Yes. Whatever. Whoever it is, the artwork. I haven't seen you there. You have to protect people's anonymity. No, I can put I could put something over their face. Yeah, you can put like X's. No, this nigga did not send a picture with his kid on top of his shoulders to say threesome and chill. Oh, my god, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. No, I'm not rolling with that. That's not that's not cool. Oh, god. Is that to is that to indicate that there's three people in the picture? With him, his wife and his kid? Would that that's sick? That's sick. Yeah, because then he's it's ever stating that Mottie would fuck his kid. No, I think it was that's just okay. You got to think. No, I think that's supposed to be symbolic of it being three people, threesome and chill. Like he's doing people. I looked at it as we're a very wholesome family kind of thing. That's where I took it. So I'm sending you a picture of me, my wife and my kid while I'm asking for threesome from Mottie, the body from the podcast. What are you talking about? Yeah, anyway, let's get off of this. So Wayne, apparently there's a sex table. I'm not going to talk too much about it because I could care less about it. But um, I didn't want to make much. I saw a lot of guys um, tweeting. We're in this like weird phase. When did this happen? This is the sex tape. I don't know. How did I miss this? Like two days ago? It came online yesterday. Well, today's Wednesday. Oh, yes. So two days ago. Um, but I keep seeing these fuckers on life. It's on the clock. Very funny, Rory. Go on. I keep seeing these like millennial men say shit. Like, yo, I'm going to go watch the tape because I got to see if all that shit Wayne be rapping about his dick is true. Oh, that's weird. That's a little past weird. Very weird. At least don't admit that. Just say that to yourself. Well, you shouldn't be surprised because this is the arrow where men dress as women for vine videos that they think are funny. I don't understand that. I don't think they're funny. And I think they're really fucking creepy. It's creepy. Well, we already know you don't like transgender. Funny to me. Yeah, you know, we're just like, you must not watch couple therapy 10 p.m. Wednesday. Wait, did you see couple therapy? Oh my God, did I? So how did you not get my transgender joke? Uh, I don't know. When did I dislike transgender? All right. It's a joke. I mean, it's true. I love transgender. Yo, you just tore through my heart and soul with the fucking why he's worried about it. You don't have bad years. So wait, let's, let's talk about it. I didn't watch the whole show. As you know, I don't have cable. I just watched the two four minute clips of Joe is killing on the money out of a bank. So fuck you guys. I can. Yo, if you ever shout out to Providence, they've been good to me over the years. If you are ever going to fly out someone for the threesome and chill, at least can it be a prerequisite that they have cable at least? I don't need it. I judge bitches that don't have cable. That's weird. I choose not to have it though. I can have it. Good for you. Anyway, so you saw some clips online? Yes, and it was heartbreaking. My little KK, I'm shout out to Caitlyn. She had a sub admit today for some strange reason. I'm not sure why, but we're here not to talk about Caitlyn to simply talk about Joe and his performance. I want to tell you guys about my friends, right? My between Rory and Imani and Johnny and Dil. Johnny is gunplay, Johnny. Gunplay, Johnny. Yes. They're all dicks. Like and because we're all like cut from that same cloth of dickhead, like they find immense pleasure in anything that looks like my downfall or anything that just looks like I'm having a rough time here. So these guys really enjoy the show and to mock me, Rory and Imani continued to promote this show that I'm sure they've never even watched probably. Couple therapy, 10 p.m. But I will shut the fuck up. But I will say. It's like button Wednesdays. It's not button Wednesdays. It's not button Wednesdays. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's the hashtag button Wednesdays. Not button. Hey, let me just tell the listeners out there. It's not button Wednesdays. That's one. So anyway, as I was saying before, I was so rudely interrupted by these two fucktards. So I must admit though, I watched the show by myself and I didn't really know how to feel about it. I could see how I would come off like a dickhead to some people. Oh, good job. I could see that. That was the first time that that ever happened to me. I was always very confused as to why people thought I was that way. But because I speak with such a stern voice and because of the tone of my voice and because I always have a straight face on, even when I'm speaking in jest, it looks like, oh, this guy is really going ham. So as soon as I walk an ounce and start having this conversation with Carmen, it looks like I'm going ham. Now, fast forward my friends because they're assholes and dickheads while it was fucking football Sunday and we were playing Monopoly, they decide to put on the DVR. Couple therapy and fast forward through anything that wasn't me and go straight to me just so they could laugh in my presence because laughing alone wasn't enough. And we really had a blast laughing at me. It was amazing. It was really, really good. So much so that I'm even thinking about watching it with these idiots again. Button Wednesdays tomorrow. Hashtag. So now what did you have to say dickface? I didn't have anything to say about the show. Oh, well, I want to know why you wrote tampons on that poor girl's grocery list. You wrote you wrote. You don't have cable. So you didn't see that was the cliff. That was the cliffhanger at the end who wrote tampons. First of all, let me just say I would have to be a real classless, senseless guy to write tampons on that. Some could make a case. I know some people would argue that I'm classless and senseless, but I'm not both. I'm not both. I'm one or the other. You're classless. You're senseless. No, I'm saying you're not senseless. Pardon. You're not senseless. You're classless. I'm not classless. I would say he's more senseless. My sense of humor can be a bit warped from time to time, but I certainly, well, I don't think I would ever write tampons. For the people that didn't watch and Monty also didn't watch. And the people that don't have cable. Also me, they had a grocery list because they can't leave the house. And on it, somebody wrote in Joe's handwriting tampons. That's not Joe's handwriting, by the way. That's not Joe's handwriting. Rory is disagreeing with you. Someone in Joe's handwriting that all of us know was watching on Sunday what his handwriting looks like. Tampons, and she got very, very upset. Why? Tampons are necessary. And was crying. She's a transgender. Oh my God, you're a hero. You're a monster. So, she then goes in. She then goes into her room to cry and talk about how much of a bad bit she is. And by the way, I mean this as a very heterosexual man. She looks good for someone that was once a man and now a woman. She's a pretty girl. I agree. So she's talking about wanting what she has. He's hot. And not dead ass. I'm not even joking. Did you say he's hot? I meant she is hot. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. She's hot though. Meaning a lot of guys might get caught up drunk at a bar if she was thrown it. 100%. I feel like this is 100%. 100% conversation. No, it's honest. Okay. So, after she's crying, it then cuts to Joe in the kitchen eating pancakes like a sociopath. Oh my God. And he goes. It's like a quick cut from her crying. So, well, maybe somebody had a reason to write tampons on there. So, one would believe in his handwriting. He justified it happening. Who the fuck do we think? Did it? Oh my God. I'm being made to look like a villain. I don't really know why I'm friends with Bernie. And then, I'm with me. You're crying. Why are you crying? I don't know why I'm friends with you as I'm crying. That's a funny crime. Because women interpret, especially TV shows, crazy, which I will jump to a quick change of topic here. I was a Netflixing and chilling with a young woman. And we were watching Narcos. Get out of Chantay. We're trying to keep that low. Keep that low. Keep that low. Keep that low. So, I'm Netflixing and chilling. And I'm watching Narcos. And if you've seen... Has everyone seen Narcos? Marissa hasn't seen it. She's on Netflix. She's on Netflix. I have never met my family account. Me, my dad, my bro. And if you've seen Narcos, it's a phenomenal show. I agree. So, we're going through each episode. Pablo Escobar is taking over a country, murdering people. This is a spoiler alert. Raping people. Also, where is the tie-in? Are we getting there? Pardon? Are we getting there? It was tied into something? It is. And how women interpret TV shows? Ah. That was that way. So, he's mass murdering children. This and that, taking over countries, putting coke in the whole country, ruining everyone. She doesn't say a word or bat an eyelash to this. The moment Pablo Escobar cheats on his wife, she's sucking her teeth and going... Oh my gosh. Well, she can't relate to Paul. I'm sitting there like... Wait, you just saw him murder children. She can't relate to that, like... When she can relate to someone being a cheap fucking dog. Women? No, she can't relate to that. If she's Netflix and chilling with a real nigga like Michael Roarz, then she can't relate to a nigga cheating. Oh, okay. How about that? Damn it. Try to throw my guy under the bus low key. Okay. Well, that was my subject, James Stauhombati was crying about. It was a laugh cry. It wasn't a cry cry. About you, uh... Well, let me end up... Tampering with that. Tampering with me. Let me end up with the grocery list. I think my favorite part of this show, and I'm going to get off it, um... No, we're doing a recap every week. [laughter] There are only... When Kaitlyn is walking up the hill and I look like a dick not carrying her bags. Yeah, that was fucking rude. Well, it was a very funny moment. We didn't enter that. It makes for good TV, though. On the best of terms. But when she said, um... That's what you ink. None of this pussy. And you said darn and snap your fingers. Shit. Darn it. That clip was available on vh1.com. No, that was really funny, and the dots was really, really... I did hashtag the dots when I was promoting it. That's hilarious. I don't think I saw that part. Yeah, you had to actually see the show for that part. But, so I bumped into, um... I bumped into Mottie the Body at AC3 in Atlanta. And by bumped in, I went to his hotel room. Oh, yeah, she went... Yo, I'm laying on my three-summon show. No. Yeah, right, but Mottie the Body. And she... Even though, let me just say, Johnny put a picture of... Oh, yeah, no, no. But Johnny put a picture of Mottie the Body 2.0 in the group chat, and all of us said we would fuck her. Like, she was really hot. Fuck you guys. You were hot. We don't know. Oh, it's just a girl in there. But if you were hot, you would be her. Okay. I'll show you a picture of her. Great. But, um... Yeah, I'm fucking in my hotel room exhausted, because I've been running around all day collecting mixtapes and free t-shirts. I've had the mixtape in. At the mixtape in where everybody stayed. Yeah, it was the mixtape in. It was so bad. The share it. The share it in the nice way. And everyone was still out downstairs just... It was one of those places where I could not take a step without having a full conversation with someone about everything. And then someone called me cornbread, because he said I was thick. Clearly someone didn't know I'd make cornbread. So... We were walking in and the guy was like, "Hey, cornbread. Hey, cornbread." And me and my friend Gia were like, "What is it? What does that mean?" He was talking to us. And then these two girls were like, "Are y'all know what that means? Stick it in cornbread." And we were like, "I don't know." We weren't that... And then... Yeah. And we went to Joe's room. Yeah, now I'm in my hotel room, laying in my bed under my blanket, watching law and order, bucket naked, having a blast. And here comes fucking Maristo on my text, "Hey, whose guess was in the lobby?" It's me. Oh my god. Oh, and my friend is with me. So now the plus one has a plus one. So it was the... So it was the summon joke. Nah. No. No. No. You're naked. Marty hits you. I'm with the front in the lobby. I mean, it seems like those things, but no. No. No. Maristo's friend was like... Nah, I like the girls. I know. She was cornbread. What was her name, Gia? Yep, G.S. I like the girls. So they came and... Because Maristo did the red car... Was it a blue carpet? A green. Green carpet for the hip hop awards. So she came and gave me all her updates. And she told me the funniest story that I had no idea. And I don't... I don't know if this was public knowledge, but I wanted her to share the story on a podcast. Which one was it? Um... Yeah, I don't know. I just remember saying Casey Veggie's a million times. Oh, yeah. Did he hit you for three-something, Joe? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, before she tells this story, shout out to Casey Veggie's. I'm not familiar with Casey Veggie's, really. It's bad that we now have to do disclaimers before we speak about anybody on this podcast. I'm not... Just know that I'm not familiar with very much, because I'm not in the loop that way. So I just thought the name Casey Veggie's was hilarious. It is a funny name. Why is someone named Casey Veggie's? I'm not sure. I mean, he does the whole branding with like carrots and peas. Oh, yeah, that's why. That's what she told me that. And I was amazed. I thought that was a really great idea. That was an amazing idea. And then I loved it. It's an organic rap. You don't know how to get... Oh, creative, creative. So then creative what? He said organic rap. Yeah, organic rap. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, I get to be there. They're really funny sometimes. But anyway, listen. So, Mottie then had to give me some backstory on Casey Veggie's. Yep. And tell me the story. So he used to work... I don't know how much of this is 100% right, because neither one came from exactly this. Well, we don't care on this show. What's funny, right and wrong. We just want to tell a funny story. He used to work with this kid... From the produce, though. Hey. He used to work with this kid and more carrots. Also in the peas and carrots family. Hey. And I think Anwar helped all his branding and all the clothing and stuff like that. And the whole piece and carrots thing. And then Casey got a new deal with... I want to say rock nation this year in Epic. And they cut Anwar out of the whole thing. And then he doesn't work with them anymore. And he gets nothing from it. You're a horrible storytelling. Well, I mean, that's... Listen, so basically, let me just clarify here. So Casey Veggie's worked with Anwar carrots. Anwar carrots is the creative mind behind the branding empire that is Casey Veggie's. Because apparently, these guys have made a shitload of money off of, like, vegetable merch. Yeah, I think it's... I don't know if he's... I think that's a great idea. Well, he's popular. I don't personally listen to him, but he's popular. He is, though. And he's... I should give him a listen. I don't listen to him because I don't like him. I just have not listened to him. Oh, kids that we don't listen to him. I just thought that this was an amazing idea. So, I'm sitting there bigging up Anwar carrots. So then, fucking Casey Veggie's man... I don't think it was Casey. I think it was the man. No, no, no. Well, for our story, we're going to say it was Casey Veggie's. Then fucking Casey Veggie's goes and gets a major deal and shins on fucking Anwar carrots. I know. The mind behind this empire... How do you get shilled on by fucking a guy named Casey fucking Veggie's? Oh, but I think Casey's a good person. I don't think any of these guys are bad guys. No, no, no, no. Listen. Okay. Who cares about that? For the listeners, we don't know that this story is factual at all. But for the sake of a good story, how could you let Casey Veggie just shill on Anwar carrots? Because even Rocky brought his games with him. Dead on days. He's here all night, folks. But on Wednesdays. Oh my god. Rest in PCMs. What the fucking... But shout out to Anwar. I shout out to Casey. No, I didn't mean that. They're both good people. I really don't know the whole story. Don't throw this on me. So, yeah, shout out to Casey Veggie's Anwar carrots. We're just telling the fuck shit stories. Live and grow in stores now. So listen, Mottie and her friend, Gia, were doing press on the green carpet. B.T. didn't respect Mottie the body or Gia. They shoved them all the way in the back. At the fucking end. But we still made shit happen. No, no, no, but let's dis- What was it for? It was for Flex? Ebro. Ebro, okay. They shoved these guys down there in the nose bleeds of the green carpet. And where was Ebro basking in the front of the line? No, he was home chilling. No, he was in DC at the Million Man March. Oh, don't show us dope. Yo, can I just say, speaking of the Million Man March, I was very happy to see so many hip hop acts. I was very impressed with that. At the Million Man March. And had I not been in Atlanta, I definitely would have went up there. I'm old enough to remember the original Million Man March. 20 years, right? And I felt really old when I found out it was the 20-year anniversary. But it was a great sight to see. I'm not even going to focus on the fact that there wasn't too much national coverage on it. Yeah, what I expected. Yeah, because if you know how television works, like you just, I don't want to get into that because then I'll start sounding really. Right, fuck it. Let's just look at the positives. It was covered in places. There was good people that came out. It was a without incident. It was a good movement, a good message. I was happy to see Jeezy. I was happy to see Cole. I was happy to see Puff. I was happy to see Dave Chappelle. I was just happy to see all- $10 sign was out there. 30 other show. Sunday. Yo, how come you know everything $10 sign? Because I follow his Instagram. I'm a fucking fan, bro. We know what I really are from like Ford, New Jersey. Ford, there's an S at the end of there. But you aren't like that person that represents Ford, New Jersey. Ford's. And the behavior of people from Ford's, New Jersey. Thank you. Anyways, yeah, so shout out to everybody that went to the Million Meme March in DC. I know my mom was out there because she sent me $20 billion in pictures. Oh, Miss Faye. Jesus, she fucking blew my phone up. I should have never taught her how to send a text. What else, some other important things happen this week? Um, Kia Sheng got duffed out backstage at A3C. I don't know who that is. Tell us who Kia Sheng is. Remember that song in 2007? So crispy. Hey, I know that song. And then he tried to take a writing credit for Drake's best I ever had years later. I do remember that. I do remember that on Twitter. I was a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Do you remember when somebody was trying to take the writing from this song? That name didn't, that name sound like a woman to me. Yeah. Yeah. So he tried to get on stage during the Taylor gang set and security like fucked him up so bad. Like his dress. It's a job. Yeah, exactly. And his dreads got tangled in the cords and shit. And like they had to like carry him out. It was pretty nasty. Um, I'm a little confused here. What happened? I get that, um, I get that in the moment of a performance, especially if it's an act that you are really into and feeling how you can let your adrenaline get the better of you. Don't let little mamas escapade. Don't inspire. Don't be inspired by that. Yo, you should never let me repeat. Never, ever get on a stage. That's not yours. Unsolicited. Yep. Bad things are going to happen. What made this person think that that was all right? He's always been pretty thirst, I guess, that way. And, um, even the fucking hype men of each artist that was up there, like they weren't even on the stage. There was no room. It was a huge crew of people that needed to perform. And he still kept trying it, kept trying the security. He was like, fam, if you don't fucking relax, and he kept trying it, and... Now, when you say Taylor gang, um, whiz. Whiz, um, Chevy, uh, no, Juicy wasn't there. Whiz, Chevy, Burner, Ty, um, some guy, some girl named Raven or something like that. That just sounds like a lot of people already. Yeah, and currency was there, so he was already on the stage. So this kid has no ties to Terry Bang at all. Nope, he has nothing to do. I don't get why people do that. Yep. And that's what happened. I just don't get people. I don't get people the same way people don't get me. I'm surprised there's no video that I kept trying to look. I just saw a rumor thing on allhiphop.com about it. And that was all I saw. I did see a video of Young Chop, um... Also getting hit. And that's what the tan line said, but I didn't really view it. It wasn't that bad. Oh, you watched it. I just saw the headline. No, I saw it, I saw it about 35 times. Um, Young Chop, who again, because I'm an old dinosaur, fuck, I had no idea. He was as established as he is. He's from Chicago, right? He did all the cheap stuff. He did a lot of chief-keep stuff. He did a lot of music. He's responsible for basically the drill sound is what they were saying, like, the... Yeah, they credit, they credit him with that. And his resume is quite extensive. But he looked to me, this is my first time ever seeing this man. He looked like a bigger man himself, right? Yeah, he's pretty big. So apparently he... I don't know what happened prior to, but when the video came on, he said, um... And fuck that bitch ass security guard. Security, yeah. Now, normally if you're an artist with a microphone, you can say this and not have to worry about security, uh, heightening a threat. You're supposed to be protected, not the other way around. Yeah, so this security guard in Atlanta bum rushed, uh, young chop. And it looked like he may have attempted to swing, but it looked like chop saw him in enough time to... You know, it was rumbling by the time the guard got to him. And of course, all the chops he will jump on his guy in the video ended with the security of getting the fuck out of dodge. I hope he got fucking fired. What an idiot. Yeah, I have a thing with, um... And not that I know what happened to make young chop say that, but I have a thing with security guards that, um, behave that way. Right. Like security is supposed to secure situations and not, uh, not heighten violence, um, and not supposed to do that. And unfortunately, you got a lot of egotistical security guards who take their job to the heart. And I mean, shout out to the people to do a good job, but some of the people like, I've had a few incidences at clubs where, where the security is just trying to talk tough. And I'm like, really, my nigga? You stand outside of this door every fucking night. Is this the greatest idea? So I'm either going to have some niggas, come my hand, shoot this whole shit up, or I'm going to sue you the second that you put your hands on me. So like, either way, it's a lose move. Like, I don't, I don't get weird that smart on security's bad. Anyway, either way. I've gotten scuff with security guards, and then it'll be in maced head to toe. Nice, um, horrible transition, but because you said you watched that video online, I today watched a video of a rat fighting a pigeon in New York, and it was actually really fucking interesting. I encourage you all to watch it on Complex. Did they pay you to say that? No, I was just literally so intrigued. It was a horrible, and it was a horrible story. That a rat fighting a pigeon could be that fucking, the rat killed the pigeons. I am horrible story pallet telling is steeped its way into a movie. I had to, uh, get a percentage of what they paid you, but I know you can't get a lot of your banks. But you got to have online banking as well, and an app. Wait, really, it took a while. They have an app. It's only in the last couple of years, but we have gotten an app. Oh my goodness gracious. Also on the last day, as I was leaving my little walk of shame, a jace, um, wait, what, what, what, what, what. No, we're not going to, we're not going to get into that. We're not going to get into that. Because I didn't have sex, but she wasn't, she wasn't shameful about it. It was just a walk of shame. I actually ran into Karen's of the lobby. She's like, are you staying here? And I was like, nope, no. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Really quick before we get into this. So I saw Karen's civil. I know. She told Karen's civil at Ruth, Chris. Did you yell at her from ruining our podcast? No, I didn't. But she told you to stop talking about whole shit. Um, Karen's civil was at a round table with like 15 women, right? And they looked like they were having a meeting on how to stop, uh, men from being born. But then she, man, women's haters, collaborative, that shit was called. When did Karen become the fucking spokeswoman for, uh, You don't even know what they were meeting about. Well, check this out. When I walked in. It definitely had to do with equal pay. I'm sure. Well, no, when I walked in, I saw Karen. I love Karen. And I said, hey, Karen. And she said, hello, Joe. And I said, how are you doing? And I went and I gave her a hug and I gave her a kiss. I then proceeded to stand up straight because she was sitting down when I hugged her. And I waved to the entire table because my mother raised me with manners. And I said, hi, how's everybody doing? And all these bitches just turned around. Look at me like that chauvinistic piece of silk. Who's, who's this nigga with a dick standing right here? Where he pry me tampons on a grocery list. You fucking rude. Where is that the fuck up? I'm like, you rude asses. Last time I'm polite to you guys at your woman empowerment meeting. Oh my god. Oh, but anyways, so. So while I was speaking out at seven a.m. Because I didn't want to wake the person up. I didn't even feel like fucking speaking to them. Like, like what you bothered. I knocked something off of their counter and guess what it fucking was. What was it? Bevel! Oh my god, it's weird. Well, clearly. Are you okay? Clearly. No, Joe is very excited because that's a product that he uses. I know. Clearly this person that who's room you were in. Must hate razor bumps. He must. And must have a course here. He might. So have you never seen this guy's face? I don't know. I only used to go. I just wanted to sleep there and I crapped out at seven a.m. I don't know. He must have, of course, my friend. But we had a smooth face. I'm sure. Or sensitive skin. It's pretty hairy. And maybe, just maybe, he went to getbevel.com and entered promo code Joe. I bet he would have got 20% off if he did that. I'm sure he was that smart. I'm sure he was that smart. Why, you were the one showing all the brains. No. You were the one using your brains. Anyway, I'm sure he went to getbevel.com and entered the promo code Joe and got 20% off of his product if he were a smart young man. Yeah. And in all seriousness, I did get my kit in the mail. And I used to do haircuts weekly. I can now do them biweekly. My dad wants one. Can we get him one? Yeah. He gets 20% off. If he goes to getbevel.com and enter the promo code Joe. And it's a really great company. I was learning more via my conversations with them about the CEO of this company. He's very young. He's really into the podcast community as well. As you can. I'm sure people that listen to other podcasts have heard about this product. Really successful guy. I would like to have him on here one time because he's definitely a young entrepreneur. And I think he could bring it back to a conversation. That'd be great. Yeah. So go get bevel. Go get bevel. What else happened? Raymond Simone said some stews. You don't really care. It's every water's wet. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the only funny part to me was that she said that next to a woman named Whoopi. Never thought of it that way. That was the funniest part of that whole discriminatory statement that she made. But we don't really care very much about that. What else happened? A line of stuff happened this fucking week. I was so lost in the matrix. Well, you were chasing dick. I wasn't chasing any dick at all. I was just fucking hanging out in Atlanta. You changed your flight to go to a $10 on concert. There's something to do with dick. Well, let me ask you one question. OK. Does he have a dick? He has one. What do you know? Boyproof. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. I don't know who did the ciphers this year. They're happening right now while we're recording this. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Oh, I tweeted about the list. Um, the list was out. I know that there was one deaf squad one and that was good. I saw Stiles P tweet and something about him doing a cipher. I didn't see his name on the list. I left halfway through the show. So I mean, I know there was one like Charlie clips in them. That was a live one on the stage, not prerecorded. All right. Well, since it's happening now, don't kill me tomorrow because it's a list I'm reading off hot new hip hop.com. They're pretty accurate. Vince Staples, Black Thought Casey veggies. Charles Hamilton. I'll be back. Dougie Fresh, Eric Sermon. Trips, Joyner, Lucas, Jackie Spades, Lynn, Mignelle, Miranda. That's probably, you know, when they do those Spanish shit. Yeah. That's probably what that is. Heath Murray, Razzo, Redmond, J. Doe, Kingmez, Rory and Tink. Oh, Rory, not Rory's there. Oh, Rory! Yeah, he stole my whole swan because he started Roar Fest. Oh. He should have hit me about that. Me and Joe were talking about the other. He didn't know there was an artist named Rory. And I was like, yeah, actually someone tweeted one time and thought that it was him, the artist, on our podcast for weeks. And he saw a photo. So Rory's the fake, you are the fake? I'm now the fake. Well, even though he's like half my age. So now he needs to be at the real, Rory. So he's like four. No, I liked his first date. He's dubbed that cigarette song. I think it's called "It's Dope." Are you from Atlanta? He's cool. I bumped into Razzo at the restaurant 925 in Atlanta. It's a new restaurant. They've only been open for five months. Is that the one, T.I's? T.I's think Scales 925. Is it? Does it happen? Did the roof have a-- We're going to thumbs up from-- Did the roof have hookah? Yeah. Yes. Yes, that place was phenomenal. I hear a rave reviews about that place. When we did "Henny Polluza." I didn't know that. My man Kaz knew the other owner that's the partner with T.I. And we went up there, took care of all the food, the hookah. They had beautiful waitresses and bartenders. It's a really nice spot. Could have fucking told us that word. So what happened-- I wish I would have known that while I was there, because I did meet the owner. It's a phenomenal spot. Not T.I, but I met him. Yeah, the partner. Was there food to die for him? Man, it was pretty good actually. The best. I want to repeat, the best shrimp and grits. I have ever had in my entire life. Did you have hookah there? No, I didn't have hookah. The hookah hoses they have there, I've never seen before in my entire life. No, the hookah hoses looked great. Like a lot of them have fat asses. No, no, no, no, no. The hoses on the hookah, sir. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the hoses. Yes. Oh, yeah, they're fucking ridiculous. One shout-out to Jazz, who was our waitress, me, Parks Quarry. She was the most hospitable thing. See, that's the thing about being down there, like-- Especially when you're from New York. Everyone was so nice and chipper in the morning and wanted to talk. I used to think like everyone's like, "Hello, how are you?" I'd be like, "I'm good, what?" I'm just so used to being so New York-rudish. He had a huge, natural, real ass. So, Parks is all gazing at me in the eyes the whole fucking time, like-- Why was he gazing at you and not the-- I think trying to tell him like-- I was joking, I was going-- Oh, you were making you a little, uh-- Oh, stupid joke. That you were eventually gonna tie into a transgender-- I know you're so well. #buttingwetsdays. It's not butting-- [LAUGHTER] A couple of therapy, two spots on that. Rory and Marissa, we are not making butting-- You better put that on the fucking-- It's not work, 'cause-- I know we're not-- What button wins my name? Across the eyes of the family that sent me the DM. There we go. Are you guys fucking crazy? It's not button Wednesdays. It is. It is forever. Oh, my God. Not the same thing to you. But in high, get together and do that. Anyway. Or mice. Are your followers mice? Marissa. 'Cause your mouse? We already let you tell a mouse raccoon story. Now, what are you talking about? It was a fucking rat pigeon. I told you we should have found it. [LAUGHTER] Listen, fucking, um-- So after spending a few days in Atlanta-- Oh, shot to Mike Zombie. We saw his show. That was good. Oh, my God. Mike Zombie killed his show. Yo, Joe was-- I've never seen Joe actually be excited about some other shit. Oh, that's cool. He's fucking jumping up and down. I'm really fucking into that shit. He played kickball with us. He's a nice guy. Oh, yeah, he did come to our kickball game. Yeah, but he wasn't good and he lost. Yeah, he did a nice guy. No, Mike Zombie is great, right? But I've never been the guy-- And I'm going to get a lot of shade for this. I get it. I've never been the guy to support a jersey act solely based on the fact that they're from New Jersey. I'm going to get that. They have to-- They have to-- They have to actually be talented. That nigga got up on stage in a straight jacket. And completely destroyed his set. That's dope. I mean-- He DJed? No, he was rapping. I forgot he raps notes. Yeah. That's my apologies. He warmed. Yeah. Man, it was like-- Marissa knew the words to every song. [LAUGHTER] Jersey son! Because she's from Ford. [LAUGHTER] I love Mike. He's from Ford too. He's from Willingborough, 609. Shout out to y'all. But what's his birthday party? Yeah, we did go to his birthday party. Yeah, me too. And Mike got the hose. Well, they were at his party. I don't know if he's in a relationship with anybody. Actually-- So I don't want to incriminate him. Mike played beats for Joe one time and Joe fell asleep. I was tired of Mike. In my defense, I was tired. And Mike Zombie is like a rap music in the fact that Mike Zombie will come and play you 500 beats. Yeah, he is. Mike has beats four days and days and days and days. I really-- I can't listen to 500 beats with an attentive ear. Yeah, for those that don't know, he did zero to 100 for Drake. No? No, he did one from the bottom. What's your daughter from the bottom? OK. You know, there's Zombie on the track. No, I didn't know. Marissa, never do that. Oh, never do that. Never do that again. And then love you no more, something like that, with Khaled and Jay-Z and whoever else is on that side. Oh, OK. I don't know. Oh. Oh. I get my Drake records mixed up. So speaking of Khaled, yesterday I was-- I happen to be in a car for about all of seven hours. And Khaled apparently has a new song called Gold Slugs that I have heard all seven hours I was in the car yesterday. And I like the song. I'm going to purchase that song. Were you listening to Flex? No. I wasn't. The driver had a station. I don't know. But Gold Slugs and-- Another one. Is it your mind? Your mind. Another one. Another one. Yeah, your mind is the other one. Another one. I know you're doing another one. But it's three songs and whoever. But-- There's a set you up one. Which leads me to-- Another one. Shut up, man. Which leads me to White Iverson. Post Malone. I can't escape it. I love that song. You would love that song. The funny shit is-- Good record. Um-- Why is that a good record? Let's talk about it. Just catchy. I wouldn't listen to it my personal time. But I am out. Well, let's talk about it. Well, listen. Hey, listeners. I'm only playing devil's advocate here. Do you think that there is impeccable writing on that record? No, I think there's-- Wait, no, no. I got more questions. OK. Do you think that the hook is just that amazing? I think it's catchy. I think it's pretty up there. I didn't ask you that. No, I don't think the hook is amazing. Do you think the music is amazing? No. But you think the song is amazing? I didn't say it was amazing. I said I liked it. I think it's catchy. I think it is for the times. And I also know the kid is actually pretty talented. Place instruments and shit. Which makes me-- Appreciate him more. You know what it is. Let me tell you what it is. Um-- Drake has started this genre. Oh, yeah. This is definitely Drake inspired. I have a-- I have a-- I have a-- I have a-- Marissa, never do that again. No. Never do that. Never, ever, ever. Never, ever, pucker your mouth up to the mic and say, "You know I'm not broke off." And you are-- Is that the name of broke off? And you are, man, broke off. No. Shout out to Providence. (Laughter) She can't even check her balance today. Wait, no, they got to have-- Let her go in the app. Listen, I got a hard time-- I got a hard time hearing Drake music. That's not from Drake. Now, it has to be-- It has to be good. And I'm not saying this is bad, but I've heard this so many places that I'm programmed to like it. Now, that's not why I broke Post Malone up. I was doing an interview with somebody today. And they informed me that they heard a Post Malone interview where Charlemagne the God said to Post Malone, "Are you aware of who Allen Iverson is?" And Post Malone said, "No." Wait, what? That could have been a really bad PR move to just make people click it. Listen, I don't think the person I was talking to was lying about it. Um, I don't think-- But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is, I'm going to really have a problem with this song. Now, that's just my-- I'm not. Brand. I am. What the fuck do you mean fucking white Iverson? You don't know who Iverson is. I don't need to watch-- I just saw the first take. I don't even know if he's black if you don't fucking know who Iverson is. Iverson could be white. It's the white Iverson. Maybe the person doesn't remember the interview correctly, and maybe it was a different question asked regarding Iverson. After this-- He just followed his career when you were younger, or something stupid like that, you know? No, I'm not rolling with that one. Listen, after this, I'm going to look up-- I'm going to look up and see if I can find that interview, because I know on this podcast we don't fact-check very often. We don't want to do that. It's not-- But-- So I'm not going to say that that happened, because I didn't fact-check yet. But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is, I'm going to have a really big problem with this fucking Iverson record. Well, even more-- It's better slow building record. It's a really old record. It's not that old, it's like April. No. April's not that old. At all. Definitely like April, bro. When do you think this record was released? Shit. I asked you. Yeah, I hit this record everywhere I go. I think I might even have heard this record in fucking Dunkin' Donuts with the ARAB Lady singing this shit, making my fucking light and sweet first. Yeah, she takes 20 minutes to make this shit over there. Well, fucking donuts the worst. And then that 12th sugar, don't do that. The official audio came out February 2015. Thank you. It's not that long ago. Yeah, it's only October, fam. I mean, for the record to be where it is now, I'm sure that's pretty high with the spins, because I hear it everywhere. Shout out to Post Malone and all of his success with this record, because I really do hear it everywhere. Is there anything else that I need to talk about that I have not talked about? I probably will remember after this podcast is over, but I do want to talk about the Giants. Oh, I have a-- I have a sports report I can give to when you're done. Give it now. The Falcons played the Redskins on Sunday, and it was such a close game. And then at the very last second, the Redskins scored, and they had to go into overtime. And then finally, Atlanta took it home after like 10 minutes of overtime. I was there. That's the only reason I know. Shout out to Julio. I learned that was a player on the-- Well, speaking of-- Shout out to Julio. Not the Hawks. I learned that was a player on the Hawks. Not the Hawks, what do you call it? The T, wait, wait, wait, what are they called? The Bern. The Falcons, the Falcons. Fuck you guys. What were you saying? That was the story, so shout out to-- Why were you at that game? Oh, because my drug dealer friends took me. Wow. Okay. Anyways, you know what? Since her bank has an app, and she watched the sports game, you know what else has an app and sports? What is that, Roarz? Fandool.com. Get out. You know what, shout out to Fandool. I spent about $600 this weekend playing Fandool. Then let me tell-- before I get into my Fandool campaign here. Um, it was too much to choose from. It was too many tournaments. And my addictive personality-- I can see how Fandool makes so much money. I just put like 200-- Yes. I went through the trouble of making a whole team, and I tried to sign up for the $1 million tournament, but I only had like $25 deposit. It was like, ahh! Yeah, you guys-- Insurfacing funds, dog. Oh, so yeah, I spent like $800 and I didn't win, because everybody, I picked it really, really fast. I spent $10 when I lost everything. But I did participate in Johnny. Shout out to Gunplay, winning some money in Fandool this week. Oh, because I told him he was about to pick the lion's defense. What? Against the Cardinals. What was available? Uh, the Cardinals. Who have a top three defense in the league. So I told him to start the Cardinals defense, and who else who else? I told him get Carson Palmer, and sure enough, he won some money. But if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week, join my league on Fandool. It is easy. You just head to Fandool.com/button. You pick your players, stay under the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's Fandool.com/button to join my league. The spots fill up fast, so make sure you get in before it's too late. Fandool is the one-week leader in fantasy football, with more winners and more payouts than any other site, and they're paying out over $75 million a week this football season. Oh, man. I can't believe I spent all that money, and I lost. I was very upset about it, and I could see how gamblers pick up a habit. No, no, I'm not saying that's gamblers, but I could see how gamblers pick up a habit doing that. I'm not a gambler, and I do not have a habit, but I cannot wait until this week so I can play again. For every dollar you deposit, Fandool will match you with up to 200 bucks, that gets earned as you play. That's a bonus of up to $200. The offer is only good for the first 50 people that signed up for my league, fandool.com/button. So this week, right, shout out to the Giants who held it down this week. I'm going to tell you guys, y'all going to think I'm crazy, Eli Manning is on a roll, bruh. Eli Manning- I think you're crazy. Yeah, but Eli Manning is quietly putting up 18 to 25 points a week. You're doing better than his fucking older brother. I'd say yeah, but I'm still not rolling with him on a roll. Well, in fantasy, he's much better than Peyton this year because they're predicated on defense. But Eli, even though I lost, got me 29 points this past week and so I would, and he's cheap. Yeah. He's cheaper. So if you're looking for more bang for your buck, I would go with Eli. Devontae Freeman is going crazy every week for Atlanta. So his price keeps going up, but Justin Forsett put up about 22 points this week. And he might be a great fantasy value pickup and the Jets having a buy. We really killed me because Braylon Edwards always holds me down in fantasy. So shout out to everybody on FanDuel and good luck this week. Hopefully you win something. So yeah. Okay. That was a good little plug. Yeah, it was real good. Go Giants, by the way. The Giants game almost gave me a heart attack. Word. Shout out Marissa. I want to know why you're at a game, but we'll talk about that. I just wanted to watch a game and it was, I was in Atlanta. It's fine. It's fine. We'll talk about it off the air. Okay. I want to really talk about you and your drug dealer friends that you have. They don't really sell drugs. Oh, so you're just saying that? Yep. I'm just kidding. You're trying to offend your political, political connects. Anyway, um, why are you looking at me like a crazy guy? No, I don't think you're crazy. Um, I didn't want to ask because both of you guys believe in Zodiac signs. Correct? Well, she helps Zodiac sign. Oh, Marissa. I ain't rich, but you name broke out. Uh, I ain't got a bank out. And then you got a bank out. That's a provident. Uh, no, Marissa. I can, I can, I very quickly see why your rap career failed. Oh, my bro was wrong. Oh, go play Marissa. Marissa, Marissa, Marissa. Slow it down. Slow it down. Um, yeah, I believe in Zodiac sign. I went on a bit of a mini rant, which, I mean, is that Michael Paul? Marissa, why are you not paying attention to this podcast and looking out there? Mini rant. No, I'm not going to go on a mini rant. I do want to know about this Zodiac because I went in today. Everyone spoke about it on Twitter and I will go verbatim from my, my, uh, timeline to say that you should not use Zodiac signs as an attempt to excuse your shitty individual behavior for your personal character. You're still a dick, Daniel. I agree with that. Yeah, I saw that meme. I posted that once. Oh, okay. I didn't. Oh, I thought you were actually going to read some of your funny tweets. Oh, my funny tweets. Oh, I'd said, uh, when people are like, well, I'm a bitch. When I don't get my way because I'm such a Leo. No, you're a bitch. You're just a bitch. Yeah, I agree. I just can't decide between these two guys. I'm such a Gemini. No, you're a hoe. Yep, you're a hoe. So I have to sit here and wonder, are you guys blaming the sun, moon, and stars for your shitty behavior and preconceived notions of people that you have never even met? No. Am I really mad at that? That was too fast. And I'm a 10th grade dropper. Am I blaming the sun, moon, and stars for my shitty behavior? No, they're their shitty behavior. No, or for their shitty behavior. Your excuse for your own behavior and also giving preconceived notions of people that you have never met before. I mean, like, very loosely. Very loosely, I'm giving preconceived notions of people. Like, I'll be like, oh, that makes sense or something like that. But it won't really be like, I'm not basing my life upon, oh, because he's a Gemini. He's going to be too faced and indecisive and it's not hard to work. I don't know. Yeah. And I wanted to ask you two because all I get from it, because I don't research it. I look on my timeline and I say people, see people tweet, I hate fake people. I'm such an Aries. Well, what sign likes fake people? Right. So I feel like that is confusing and I know you two are into it. So I'm really asking with the intent to learn because I'm very ignorant towards it. Okay. So let me help you a little bit. And not that I'm a fucking connoisseur and is a fucking expert here. Zodiac, the signs and what they mean differ for the men of the same sign and the women of the same sign. That's number one. It also is contingent upon which day. Yeah, well, you were born on that. Yeah, because that plays a big part. Now, I'll pertain this to me. Virgos are supposed to be over analytical deep thinkers. That's what they say about Virgo men. That is me. I don't know if that is me because I'm a Virgo. But a lot of Virgo men that I have met are also over analytical deep thinkers. They say we are perfectionists. A lot that's applicable. Not with your fashion, but yeah. I dress like shit. I'm just the best one I spit. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. 2016. Oh, Lord of mounds. Got it. But it went days. More recent. It's not but it went days. All of Lost in stores this Friday. Oh, Lord of Mounds. So when they produced by A-RAP music, but anyway, off of that, they say we're very cleanly. They say a lot of things about a lot of the things that I have read about Virgo men are applicable to me and a lot of the Virgo men that I know. Cancer's all cancer women I know are overly emotional. All of them. What a shitty name. I haven't met not one, not one cancer woman that is not overly emotional and cries over everything excessively. Can I ask you, have you ever met a woman that wasn't overly emotional? Yeah, there is. Yeah. But like Leo women, we love the spotlight. That's why a lot of Leo's are actually an entertainment. So we enjoy doing that. We're fiercely loyal. Like all of those things are what I am too. But again, my. I have met a lot of Scorpio women. Shout out to Tyrese because I always laugh when, what's the name of that? The signs of love making comes on and he says, I met a Scorpio and then the beat drops and then fucking water drops in the background and all this. And I laughed every single time, but. I've met a lot of Scorpios who are really great at having sex. Now, so I hear I've heard that. I've met a lot of Pisces. I had sex with a lot of Scorpio women, but I've heard that about them. So I mean, it just depends. I met a lot of people like you though that don't believe in that sign should at all. Well, I can't say I don't believe in it because I'm never researched it. But off rip, I'm not going to say it. Well, my best two of my best friends are Leo's actually and they don't give a fuck about spotlight any of that shit or attention. I mean, they're loyal, but so I don't know. You know, can I just stop right there for a second? I know we're wrapping this up. But how come women get to have two, three, four, and five best friends? I literally just had this conversation. Did you know what the word best? I literally just had this conversation. I was like, yo, Joe just doesn't understand that you can have best friends from different walks of life because if you have one from your hometown, you have one from college, like they can all be the best of your friends from different walks of life. All right. So let's. Until that bitch thinks she cute and then she not my best friend anymore. No, I've never fought with my friends about anything. First of all, you know what's funny? If you go back to, and this is my, this is point number one for me. If you go back to episode like one, two, or three, I don't remember which one, Mottie was explaining the squad and she was talking about how she doesn't have very many friends at all. No, I said I don't have groups of friends. I have a lot of friends, but I have them individually from different things that I've done over the years. Okay. I don't have groups. Okay. We had a whole conversation about that. Hey, you win that point. I lose my second point here is the word best. Is that singular or plural? Best is what I needed to be. I have more. People can have more than one best friend. I don't go. But you do know that the word best is singular. Does matter. They're my best friend from college, my best friend from my hometown, and my best friend from work. You have to like one of them more than the other. Nope. I like them all equally for different reasons. I don't understand women. Anyway, I'm not going to spend too much time on you and your fucking fake best friend. They're all fucking real shit. I know you hate to promote what we have to because the album comes out on Friday. Button Wednesdays have your little plug, a real plug, not a joke plug. See why there's not Button Wednesdays because the album comes out Friday. It does. Oh, it's still Button Wednesdays. So it's Button Friday. And Button Wednesday and Button Thursday. It's Button Week, bruh. Hashtag Button Week. And I just finished blogging the album. No, but now you have to like give the whole spiel where they can get it. This and that you got to promote more. What do you mean? What do you mean when it can get it? It's a fucking album. You can go on your app. Some people have retorted. You can go on iTunes. Go to Providence Bank. Get the money to buy it. You're not going to Providence Bank. You can go to your store. We got physical copies. You can go purchase it there. You can purchase it on your app, your Android. You can purchase it wherever you normally typically go to purchase albums. All love, loss, and stores this Friday. I would have a whole long, big emotional spiel. That's what I was looking for right now about this album. No, I won't because then I'm going to change the entire mood in the room. Well, we're ending. So you can change it. Well Thursday night will actually really be available at like 11 something. That's how iTunes has been. So tomorrow night, real, real late on iTunes. It'll be leaked by tomorrow. All love, lost. Oh, wow. It hasn't really leaked yet. It hasn't leaked at all. A couple people tweeted me with the actual album in their hand. Yeah, because the bundles, the bundles shipped out. The bundles shipped out. That's right. That's right. The bundles shipped out. The bundles shipped out. So if you ordered the bundle, then you should have it by now. Oh, yeah. It's probably going to leak tonight then. Tonight or tomorrow? I mean, shit. I'm amazed that it happened. Yeah. Oh, you're coming tomorrow to hot. That's exciting. Oh, yeah. I will be there. It's a cool couple. No album of mine has ever gone this long without leaking. Me personally, I think that is a horrible thing. Because I'm not like some of the label execs that think, you know, they're longer. It doesn't leak the better. No, I don't know. I think there's a time that it should leak. That's what I think. It's become now that if you like the album after it leaks by it. That's become the formula. Haven't legal's been putting it up for streaming a few days before though. Is that going to happen? Well, all of lost stream today. Yeah, today. Oh, no. Complex. Complex? That's what I was thinking. Complex. Yeah, today on Complex. Also where you can find the written verse pinning video. Oh my god. Well, stream it. If you like it, buy it. Trying to play some bills up here. Yeah, so we can put money in Mottie's bank account. Joe, why did you write tampons on our advertising copy? You know what? I've had enough of you guys in this tampon. A couple of therapy tonight. No, no, no. Right after Empire, you'll already be watching TV. So just tune in to VH1. You're one of my friends. Why? We just want to see you for us. I'm so bored. I'm so bored. I'm more than a VH1 button. That's you. I'm not VH1 button. And I'm not flourishing. And it's not button Wednesdays. It's all of those things. All of these things are in play right now. I want to thank everyone for coming out. Except for Rory and Mottie, the body. So no one. Right. We're the only two that came out. I mean, well, there's a room full of people. All right. Shout out to everyone in that room. Yeah, shout out to everyone. And they may, they may not supposed to be here. So we won't say their names. Well, yeah, Mottie could like to divulge everything. Shout out to Sasha. Shout out to Tammy. Shout out to like you just getting niggas. Look, look, exactly. We'll say tampons. You know, you know what's funny? Mottie is like that. But she would hate for niggas to fucking start shouting shit out about her. Because you wouldn't. So stop it. Austin, we want to thank you for showing up late. Oh, and me and Joe and the group of people in there are going to go do a scaper room. If we don't make it back, Mottie's taking over the podcast. Oh, we're going to do escape the room. What is that? Why wasn't I invited? I don't want to go. But what is it? In the room chat, we did say, oh, Mottie might want to go. And then Johnny fucking booked six people like a fucking idiot. No, because Johnny then text me privately and said, I don't want Mottie to go. Oh, where is that? Word? Yeah. Okay. All right. Sorry. He's saying no for not a room. I can show you the text. Yeah, not that I should. I have the text. We're going to do escape the room in downtown. Damn, we did something like that on Coast Every Too. But that's when a group of people go in the room. And thank you. And you have to follow clues to try to get out the room. And you have like a set amount of time. Fuck. And it's supposed to be the most fun thing ever. Fuck you. You know what? You're out. I'm taking your place. I'm going to this thing. So yeah, if we don't, if we don't come back. It's Mottie's podcast now. Yeah. Oh, man. And then she's got all the money to go to probably. So thanks. Thanks for listening. We'll see you guys next week.