The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 32
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-Are we rolling? -Oh, I want to mention another one too. -We're rolling, Marissa. -Well, rolling, I don't know. -I don't know what you're back to say. -All right! We are officially ladies and motherfuckers. -We absolutely are. -We are late, but it's okay. It's okay at least late sometimes. -Can we say how Rory's drinking a beer right now? It's the night show. -It is. -Things are crazy around here. -It's not our typical midday podcast, so... -Nuts. -Yeah, Rory's got a Heineken... -One Heineken. -What? A single Heineken. -Singular, so I don't know how lit we are because Rory has Heineken. -I may have more in the bag. -And knowing if your name is Rory... [laughter] ...and it is, that you probably definitely do have more Heineken's in the bag. We're doing things a tad bit different this week. Normally, we record the podcast in the afternoon. Rory takes a break from work. Marissa takes a break from thought-ing. -Like, I'll let you through. -I need taking a break from it. -I never know where Marissa's coming from. [laughter] -He just pops up off the train... -Yep. ...and then walks away into the mist. [laughter] So, we're here in the night time now. So, Rory's off of work, I'm assuming, or you quit your job, one or the other. -Or got fired. -Yeah. And Marissa's coming from wherever she's coming from. Parks is here, but he's not staying because he has a session. He has to go engineer some shit. That's what engineers do. And we couldn't release the podcast on our normal day because I was out of town and the last time that happened, the last time Joe Button was out of town and I let the prisoners run the asylum. -We held the fuck down, B. -No, you didn't. -It wasn't quite Shawshank Redemption, but it was okay. -It was pretty bad. So, we just decided to wait until I was able to do it, which is today, I was doing a few shows with my contemporary slaughterhouse. We went to Boston, we did Connecticut, so my voice is a bit raspy today. I didn't have any voice yesterday, and my ear... This is like a really weird problem. My ear is... It won't un-pop, like, my left ear, I can't really hear shit. -From the show, I assume? -No, not even from the fucking show. I took a nap on the way to fucking Connecticut, and when I woke up, my ear was done off, and I've tried everything. -Does it hurt? -No, it doesn't hurt. I just can't hear shit. -I was about to say I have an ear infection. -Oh, my God. -I've woken up and my ear couldn't hear shit, and then it started hurting. -Well, it doesn't hurt, so maybe it's not infection, but I mean... I've tried alcohol, I've tried sea breeze, I've tried water, Q-tips, fucking... I've tried everything, and my ear's just like that, but whatever. I'm here because I'm dedicated to the show, and I feel like there's so much to discuss. If we would've done this shit the other day when we were supposed to, shit was gonna be lit. I'm a bit more mellowed out now, so it won't be lit, but we can still discuss some things. The Pope is in town. -It's lit. -Mad red wine, blessed. -With all due respect... -Hashtag blessed. -With all due respect to the Pope. -Get the fuck out of New York, man. -What does he do when he's here, really? -It's his popes. -He popes. -He popes. -You know what's so great about Twitter. You finally see everyone's actual feelings are similar to yours. -Damn, man. -Who does the Pope's been in town before? Not this particular Pope, but the Pope has been in New York, and you never saw how angry people really were, and now you can scroll down your timeline and see that you too may go to hell. -I'm right. -Because you care more about traffic than you do the chosen one. -I'm really ignorant in this area. What does the Pope do, man? -I don't know. -He's right. He makes $200 million a year, though, so whatever. -It's $200 million. -I saw this. -I actually saw a page tweet that. -I can't get married, right? -Was there a fact check on that? -No, but I mean... -It's on the timeline. -It's true. -What a fact check on this show. -Wait, the Pope makes that much money from Popeing? -No. -Does he have to make decisions on things? Like, what is he...? -I don't know. -I'm trying to find out, though. -People just, like, believe in him, and he wears white. -Yeah. -Like, I don't know. -Yeah, it works for me. -I really did. -I'm ashamed of myself for being 35 years old and really not knowing what the Pope does exactly. -He's the Catholic president. -Oh, that's why. -He just shows up, and, you know, he waves, he kisses babies, and... -Lats his people. -Oh, he had a wide-of-fock that he landed in Kennedy Airport. -If you're so fucking awesome, Pope, man. -What do you want to go to LaGuardia? -Where's your shit? -Where's your PJ? -Oh, yeah, yeah. -That's a PJ. Now, I'm going to go to hell, so I'm going to stop talking about the Pope. -Well, I mean, I think it was before this. -I was going to hell with it. -Yeah, but I do want the Pope to leave. I was going to take the ferry in because I was worried about traffic with the Pope being in town, and, you know, contrary to everything that I thought, there's no cars at all on the street. -Because they probably all have the same mind, so... -Today is the best traffic day of the year. -Pope got a shit. -Really? No, it's wonderful. -Wait, are you at home after this? -Yo, figure out your fucking car. -I did it. -I didn't want to, like, go along. -Oh, now you want to get in the car. -No, well-- -Marissa's been really-- -I have my bike with me. -Marissa's been really introverted. -Right to Jersey. -I have, but I'm better now. I'm going to start going out. I'm going to go to Henny Palooza. -Is it lit? -Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to Atlanta in two weeks. -Vory's been all over the place with Henny Palooza. -I'm on tour. -Yeah, you've been on tour. -Yeah. -Is it a world tour, or your girls' tour? -With Muhammad, my man. -To two generation gaps. Mind, do you know what his reference was from? -I was too busy hiding myself on the back with mine. -No, she doesn't know what my-- -No, I'm not on an award tour. -All right, well, okay, you're not. All right, so the Pope is in town, and hopefully he leaves soon. I think he's going to Philly. I'll be really happy about that. -My mother actually won a lottery, because she's a super, super Irish Catholic. -She's a super potent. -She entered a raffle to get onto the Philly train, because they're shutting down the trains into Philly. So she won a raffle for a train ticket, and she's going to Philadelphia by herself on Saturday. -Yeah, we're in front of it. -Yo, I got to see this. This is all Madison right now. I'll see this guy. -With all due respect to Roy and Muhammad, that is a real loser shit. Your mom is a super loser, and I think where you get from. -Thanks, bro. -My mom's going to give a fuck less about that shit. -Yeah, yeah, mine either. -But what else happened this week? I feel like a lot of interesting things happened this week. -Oh, that's what it was going to be lit about. -Trake. -Trake in our future. -The future, too. -It was lit. -It was lit. -It was lit. -It's like height-beast lit. -It would. -Well, no. -What's going to happen when the smoke settles? -I'm rewinding. I think the smoke is settled. But I'm rewinding to the lead-up and the build-up to when nobody knew there was officially a tape coming out. There were just some rumors and some tweets, and you had the two hottest artists with the exception of Fettie Womp, because I think Fettie has had the best year in hip-hop. -We got to predict those numbers, too. I listened to his album today. I love it. -Yeah, it's good. -I really like it. -Wait, huh? -I listened to his album today. -Wait, we got to give that its own segment. -Okay, that's fine. -So, you have Drake in the future, the two hottest artists in the game, and they are coming together. They did a tour together, and they were coming together to put a mix tape out or an album, or nowadays mix tapes are albums, because we're selling shit and iTunes, and that's the end of that. And you knew it was going to sell, but you didn't quite know what it was going to sound like, but you just knew that it would be full of nothing but dialing. Right? -Right. -So, then the tape came out and... -It was more chopper than dialing. -Ah! Good one there. -That was pretty good. -That was good. -That was good, Royce. -Now, I want to preface all of this with... -Shout out to chopper. -I am a part of... -He follows me on Twitter. -I am a very active member of the Drake Hive and the Future Hive. So, I just want to say that to my fellow Drake and Future hivers out there. -I'm Drake Hive. I wouldn't say I was Future Hive. -I don't need it. -I'm not saying I'm saying something. -No, you know, it's got to be a certain setting for you to be Future Hive. -That's true. -Like, I'm not Future Hive when I'm home or in my car, or I'm alone, or I'm just chilling. I'm not Future Hive, but when it's time to get lit, I'm Future Hive. I'm down. March Madness sold me. I didn't like tape! -Yeah. -Yeah. -I like plastic bags that makes stripping sound like it's the most noble occupation ever. I do like plastic bags. -And I'm tired of that. I'm tired of that, too. I'm tired of people fucking... I'm tired of us fucking raising the self-esteem of these fucking strippers. I'm tired of it! -This tape is not for you, then. -Well, ironically, the entire tape, this is what I thought. Somebody has to say it. I may get some backlash here, but whatever. I'm not new to backlash. I thought that the entire tape sounded like a bunch of future songs that didn't make Dirty Sprite, too. -Yeah. -Pretty much stuff. -Right first is on there. Think of a name over a text group test. -This was definitely a future featuring Drake. This was not Drake in future, in my opinion. -And again, I've said this before, this tape came out, and I will say it again. I want somebody to kill Trapper Drake. I want Trapper Drake to die. I don't know if that's selfish of me, because I just love when he is himself. -Well, hopefully, he takes notes, because if you saw on your timeline, everyone loved "30 for 30" the most. - Ironically, the two best songs on the tape are "30 for 30", and the songs where they don't feature each other, where future is allowed to be future without Drake, because I don't want to hear Drake be future. I want to hear future be future. And I don't want, and future can't do what Drake does, so "30 for 30". You know, and that's, and I thought about that. I said, "Now, why isn't there more of a Drake sound "on this tape, but clearly future can't do what Drake does?" -Future definitely just came out of album mode, so he has plenty in the stash. -And they would have gathered. They spent a bunch of time together, but I mean, even listening, I don't know if anyone else pays attention to detail this way, but if you listen to the way that the songs are arranged and even the ad libs, there's not one time where there are multiple ad libs, or you hear both of them. You can tell that these songs were sent somewhere, and it was just a real quick money grab thrown together by two of the hottest niggas in the game, and I just want to kill Trapper Drake. And I will be very disappointed if "Views from the Six" is Trapper Drake. -I was going to say, I don't think it will be. -I don't think "Views from the Six" is going to be more of the Drake that we like, the past Drake. -I think he wants to play with this sound, and he knows that that's what he's supposed to be, but he wants to play with this sound, so he's doing these throwaway "mixed tapes" to let people know, "Well, this isn't me taking it serious. I'm just putting this out." -I think when you are as accomplished as Drake is and at the level that he is, I think he's sitting there saying to himself, because I asked myself, "What is the point of Drake doing this tape?" I think that he is trying to figure out a way to expand his brand and his audience. I respect that. So you tap into Trapper. -I mean, he's the greatest now, and he did a tape with the hottest. -Yeah, but you gave me two Trapper Drake tapes in a row. I was talking this "Kill Trapper Drake" shit when I... -We discussed it. -Yeah, yeah. This is not new for me. I've been on this. Or, you know what it is? -I think when you were the only two people that first week that were like, "This tape ain't that good." -Yeah, yeah, I was there with it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Parks was here, too. But you know... -It was all "Star Weekend," wasn't it? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Wait, do you guys hear the win funnel? -Yes. -It's not that big of a deal. But there is a way that I think Drake can do it like a company with Travis Scott. -I love that record. That was one of the few that I liked. -I like that record, too. -The latter part of that album, I prefer. The "U in the Six," "Jungle" company... -Mama. -Yeah. -It's at 6PM in New York. The latter part of that album was really good. -Speaking of 6PM in New York, 30 for 30, which people are already saying is like one of those. -Yeah, I like that record. -Let's address this song a bit. -We should. -That guy, Drake, man, his confidence is through the roof at the moment. And no, but I can see, and again, maybe I just overanalyze and pay too much attention to shit, I can kind of see the difference in light it up, Drake to pound cake, Drake to 30 for 30, Drake. This nigga here today is on some... Yeah, he said to die for an averse. -Yeah. -He was eating, what was he eating? Some fucking scallops. -Some scallops, yeah, some scallops. He was charring the scallops. -He had to go to some medium-well scallops. -Yeah, some scallops. -That were to die for. -First of all, he was eating some shit that rappers just don't eat, and if you eat it... -And then end it with the phrase that rappers don't say. -Don't eat, if you were to eat some scallops, I don't think you'd hit the studio and you'd say, "You know what, I was eating some scallops." So he did that, and nobody says to die for it. It's just not a cool way to say it. -Well, I tweeted right when the ads dropped. Well, no, the second tweet, the first one, I was like, "Damn, I couldn't imagine getting dissed after eating scallops that were to die for it." -Yeah, and then that's your bum-ass tweet. What did you say I was eating some barbecue chicken wings that were to die for? -I just came from dinner where I had some soy garlic, fried soy garlic wings that were to die for it. -Yeah, he's such a fucking... -That was the one that I replied to? -That was the one you replied to. -And that's the one that I replied to with a shut up word. -That was a great tweet for you. -I asked if it was a song lyric, or was he just that gay? -Well, it's both. It's a song lyric, and he's that gay. But when you say it to die for in a verse, it tells me your confidence is through the roof. Now, he started this verse off with a very interesting 12, and it sounded to me like he was addressing some of the behind-the-scenes stuff that was going on between his beef with meek, and it sounded like he was speaking very directly, but indirectly to a few people. One of those people, because I'm a conspiracy theorist, I'm going to go ahead and say he was talking about Jay-Z. -I was just going to say I think it's Jay-Z, and he kind of made meek his like, kind of put the battery in his back kind of thing. -Now, when you started out, I brought the lyrics up. -Oh, great. -So we aren't misquoted. -We're fact-checking. -Yeah. -All right, please. -Never thought I'd be talking from this perspective. Right off the bat. -Right off the bat. -That ain't about meek. -Not at all, because we can talk about you all day. -Yeah. -And not care. -And it wouldn't be shocking. -But I'm not really sure what you expected when the higher-ups have all come together as a collective with conspiracies to end my run and send a message. Now, does that sound like it's towards meek-mill? -Well, definitely. -I think it's not higher up at all. -Well, a lot of people think this whole entire thing is a meek-mill. -You know, people are really stupid, by the way. I just want to say that. People have no idea what lyrics mean at all. -No. -It's what genius is for. Shout-out to my Markman. -Are we going to keep reading? -Oh, that's-- I mean, that's definitely the-- -Well, that sounds dark. -Or did you get the message? -Because I checked my phone and I didn't-- -It went on. I think he was talking about Jay-Z. Now, for some of you people that think this is Joe Button with a fucking hove beef because I can't have an objective conversation. -No, you can't. -Because you're a rapper. -Yep. -Who's beefed with? -There have been some artists, if you do some homework and some research, well-documented in talking about hove and his 48 laws of power ways when it comes to beef, how he will do some things behind the scenes and he will never address it on record. L.L. has made mention of this. DMX has made mention of this. Quite a few people have made-- -Joe Button has made reference of this. -Here we are. -Have I? -I don't know. -You just did. -Probably. -Oh, boy. -What? -What? -You probably have. -I just did. But I mean, Hove is very smart. Hove fucking catches everything. I mean-- -He's Hove. -I mean, it's smart. -I heard he's a fan of the podcast. So-- -Yeah, he actually called me and told me so. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Damn, I was actually gonna make that a troll, but now you just wrote it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Just changed it. -Yeah, I was like really gonna make that a thing. -So because in hip-hop, we just fucking fantasize about beef. I've been talking about this beef fucking, well, I've been asked about it on various radio stations. Drake versus Hove, so I wanna ask the three of you, in the event that this beef were to take place. -Lirically or-- -I didn't let-- Can I finish my fucking thought-readhead, Jesus. -Okay. -If this beef were to happen, who would be the underdog? -Right now. -Drake still has to be the underdog, I think. -Because Hove is just still more powerful. -If we're talking about on record, right now, Jay is the underdog. -I don't know. -Mm-hmm. -I think on the timeline, Jay is the underdog. I think in real life, Drake is the underdog. -I think Hove might be the underdog. What was the last time you were-- -You're around my age, Parks, so you're speaking from that. But when you really think about it, and again here, I'm not saying I think Hove was down the dog because he's lyrically inferior to Drake, so please don't-- -Absolutely not. -I'm not that dumb. But what I'm saying is, we're in 2015, about to be 2016, reasonable doubt was 20 years ago. Blueprint came out in 2001, and that's about to be 15 years ago. -Shit. -I don't think-- I mean, yeah, I'm just putting in perspective here. I don't-- I think a lot-- -I'll set the black album in there. He was talking some shit on the black album. -I love the black album. The black album to me is one of Hove's best albums. -Let's not say American gangster wasn't him talking some shit. -He could say. -Yeah. But Hove was untouchable around that. And when Blueprint came out, you couldn't touch Hove. I think the kids today missed that. I think they only know of his greatness from, you know, it's like an urban legend. -Like, he just is. Like, it's not-- -You hear how-- -Why? -Yeah, you hear how we speak about him, you hear how, you know, you see his position, you know what he's accomplished, you know what he's done. -You were there for the hype and the excitement and the actual-- -But you weren't there to know-- You didn't see him in Mike Jack at Summer Jam. You didn't see him put prodigy on at Summer Jam. He ran Summer and Summer Jam for quite some time. I mean, I can go on and on about all the things they've always done, but these kids today, if you want to say the average listener, consumer, casual fan, is what? Want to start at 18? -18, 10, yeah. -Let's go from 18 to 25. -Really 16, yeah. -Yeah, let's go from 16 to 25. That sounds about right to me. -Yeah. -If you're 16 to 20-- if you're 25, you were born when? -Two years-- -1990, because I'm 25. -Yeah. -Yeah. -So you were six when reasonable doubt came out. Not you, I'm just saying that 25-year-old. -Yes, me, no, I would still be six when I came out. Yeah. -And I'm 11. -Yeah, no, no, it's OK. You can say I was six in 1996. -And I'm 11. Yeah, but I don't want to bring specificity into this. -Cool word. -Yeah. -And 11, when-- yeah. -That's crazy. -Because of that, and solely because of that, I'm going to say, "Hove" would be the underdog if that were to take place. -I mean, I think probably going to kill me. I think that for me as a fan, I would be more worried about "Hove" from, like, a technical level being the underdog in this battle. -You went to my very next point. I would never, ever want to inspire a sleeping "Hove." I think "Hove" is somewhere on vacation. He's losing his child. He's kissing his wife. He's on a beach. His feet is in his hand. I don't really think he's that invested in all this trivial rap bullshit. I think he's passionate about it and loves it, so he is kept abreast. But I don't think he's thinking about going to the studio and writing a verse, and I wouldn't be the one to inspire him to do that or tick him off. All he needs is the motivation. Because money ain't a motivation for him as far as music goes anymore. He has an amazing catalog, so they don't really have to put out a really great album in the next year. Getting someone who's confident as Drake right now and who thinks he's the man, the fuck out of here could be some motivation. -Yeah, but could you get Drake the fuck out of here? -That's the thing. I don't know. -I said motivation. -I know, but now I'm presenting an all-new bullshit. -I don't care if he e-third him. Drake ain't going nowhere. Even if "Hove" had the illest diss ever, Drake ain't going nowhere. He makes too good of music. There's no way someone's going to hear this and then go, "I'm not trying to hear a Drake album." -Yeah, and he's too smart. Even if he did get e-third, he's going to-- -He'd find a way. -He wouldn't look bad doing it, I don't think. -Oh, I wish "Hove" would kill "Trap or Drake." [laughter] -He killed "Hove" all the time. -That's really dead. -Damn "Trap or Drake." -Yo, wait a minute now. -That was not long ago. -That's what I was going to use as references like when "Hove" wants to come back to rapping, he can still do it. Let's make one thing clear. Auto-tune didn't die. -Well, that's true. -It's temporary. -It's temporary. -It's temporary. -And the way it was used at that time. -Exactly. -Don't act like that shit's done I used. -It's true. -It literally killed T-Pain's career at that time. -But I think people finally wisened up and said, "Hey, why are we not using Auto-tune? Why are we mad at this again?" -Yeah, it's fun. I love Auto-tune. -All right, I was just crying. [laughter] -I was just crying. -I made a sign on it. -I love T-Pain. -Let me tell you some whole-- -I love Auto-tune Kanye. -I love Auto-tune Kanye. -Yeah, that was like, it rates in heartbreak arrows. -Let me tell you what, Hove has been-- Hove has just made a fucking living off of this for quite some time, and I'm talking to some of you young people who are not in the know. Hove will come in out of the clear blue sky. He'll pick whatever the very coolest thing is that's happening. -Just fucking get out of here. -That's totally shit on it. Oh, this is what we're all doing. Y'all are losers. I'm doing this. -And then all of us will be like, "Oh, shit." -Got rid of jerseys, got rid of Rims. -Got rid of Tim's for a little bit. -I was just about to say, he missed with Off That, with Drake. That was a miss. -That was a very good record. -It wasn't a good record. -And then he wore Tim's after that. -Yeah, hold it. -He wore the jerseys, then shit it on him. He wore the fucking button-ups, then did it, those fucking-- When he said, what's the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6, I'll just come clean. -I had no idea what the difference was with a 4.0 and a 4.6. -If our listeners are still unaware, it's 30 to 40 Grandcocksucker, beat it. -Yeah, I was like, "Yo, that's a lot of money." -Yo, he got rid of the X5. -Now it's just a baby mama car. -Yeah, a guy can't even drive a fucking X5 with a pretty decent car. Oh, it was pretty powerful. -You might be able to end Trapper Drake, man. -I don't know. -I think you're fansizing. -Well, Trapper Drake, I hope so. -Yeah, I hope he gets-- -I hope Drake ends Trapper Drake. -I wish he fucking would. -I feel like we're going to get like a masterpiece for views from the 6. -I don't know. -I hope so. -Drake? -I'm rolling with Mottie. -Yeah. -We're going to get one. -Well, you're a fucking-- -I'm going to speak it into a system. -It's so optimistic. -What are you so optimistic about it? -You're a stan. -I'm a Drake's? That's what I'm about to drink stan. -You've been a Drake stan. You are a Drake stan. -I disliked the last album. I was at a stan. -Well, can you be a stan and dislike something? -A stan. You love everything that a person ever puts the fuck out. -No, that's not true. -All right, then you're a tan. -I'm a Drake stan. -A dan. -You could be a dan. -Yeah. -You could be a dan? -Yeah, a dan. -I'm a dan. OK, all right, cool. I am Drake have, though. -Do Drake have a classic? -No. -No, I'm not good. -He has some really dope shit, but-- -I'm going to say so far going teetered just because it helped shape how music shows now. -That would be the closest thing for me. -So far going is a classic mixtape. -Yeah. -Oh, I think you could put that in the top three mixtape period. -Oh, yeah, yeah. -If not the one or two slot. -And just from the impact that it had in just everything. -It's up to 100%. -I give more credit to 808s on shaping how music has sounded recently. But that's so far gone really elevated to what the sound is. -Every time you say 808s, I think it's a low end. And we have this discussion. So let's not do it today. -We don't need to trace the way. -We're not going to do it today. -You're with music nerds here, man. We can go all the way back. -Yeah, for real. -And I can hang in the conversation. -But, oh, look at your little difference. [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Fuck, I just ate some scallops that the fuck I'm dying for. -Where did I had a point I was getting to? Not that I think take care of the classic because I don't think it is. -No, I don't allow them. But no, I don't think it's a classic. -But it is far off. -It's some fire shit. -But no, I'm going to allow them. -Yeah. -Yeah, it ain't. Why is that not a classic? -Just to someone. It could end up being one. -Yeah. -I got to see how it ages. -It's a really, really great idea. -I got to see how it ages. -Oh, yeah, all of his material, really. I got to see how it ages, for sure. -Yeah, but take care, I think, is unanimously his best album. -I agree. -I mean, I don't think anyone could-- -Oh, yeah, I hope views-- -I feel good about views, though. I really do. I feel like it's going to-- he's been crafting this for some time now. -You guys are so optimistic. -That guy's a workhorse. I will say that. Why are you not-- -I think it'll be a good album. I just don't think that he's going to kill Dr. Drake anytime soon. -I don't think Dr. Drake's really going to have a part in this album. -We've seen no evidence of Trapper Drake about to die. -At all. -Yeah, I don't know. -If anything-- -If anything's going far into it, he's going to have a future. -Yeah, if anything, he's growing up. -Drake's good for changing some sound up immediately. -So now, so just to take way out of this for a second, but still keep here. -Oh, inside note, I had someone say 30 for 30 was about the Toronto Raptors conspiracy theory, too. -Oh my god. -Yeah. -That's a weak-- [LAUGHTER] -No, I left it. -You suck at conspiracy theories, bro. -Now that you say that, I don't know if you can keep up in our music lineage. -Because I said someone said that? -Yeah, because you talk to these people. -Yeah. [LAUGHTER] -I wrote it on Twitter. -Oh, OK. All right, that makes a little bit better now. So now, we have Kendrick and Cole with-- -It's not happening. -Yeah. -I won't say that. I won't say it's not happening. They've both spoken about it individually. Well, before-- -Yeah. -The future was even a thing. -Yeah. -That was a thing. -Shave me before watching it. -That was a long time ago. -Was it before watching The Thrown, even? They may have been discussing it. -Yeah, I think they were talking about that before their real albums dropped. -But their careers weren't where they are now. I don't even know if-- -It was around the time-- -They would make more sense. -Section 80 time. -Oh, no. -It would make more sense to do it now. Right? -Oh. -I can't say whether it'll happen. I mean, in this day and age, you can just see how future and Drake put that shit together. Those two could probably put something together real quick, too. -What I want to hear that-- -What I want to hear is the question that I don't know. -How many songs do we have with Cole and Kendrick? -Section 80 was produced by Cole. And then-- -Not the whole thing. That even close? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. High power on Section 80 was produced by Cole. And then on Cole's album, Kendrick was on a hook. He didn't have a-- The one where I think they sampled tribe or outcast, I forgot. -As long as they have chemistry, I'm all for it. -I can't say they have chemistry. -Yeah, I can't say they have chemistry. -I haven't heard. -There's a lot of-- -No, I've heard. And I can say that you can't really say it because they've only done a hook or produced together. -I saw a funny tweet, though. And listen, I'm going to say-- -Cole tweets are pretty funny. -Listen, check this out, Cole Hives. I'm going to say this. This is not coming from me, which is something I saw on my timeline because I like to follow ignorant people who say stupid shit because I'm petty and I laugh at it. And I saw somebody say the tape was going to be called, "What a great time to be asleep." [LAUGHTER] -That's funny. -That shit is funny. -That shit is funny. -I have a calling link if you guys-- -Belly is for ever calling Cole's music like laundry doing music. -I don't know why. You know what I think? I think it takes one person to say something and then this shit just picks up some steam and then everybody's-- -Well, he also tweeted at one point something like, "Every time I get done with a song, I fall asleep in 30 hours." -But that joke was well alive before he tweeted that. That just didn't add on to anything. I tweeted something real stupid like that recently and I was like, "Oh shit, I kind of walked right in." -Yeah, but Cole B on the internet, don't think him not tweeting. -They all be on the internet. -He's on more than-- -This is what I don't understand. -He really is on the blogs every single day. -I'm the Twitter nigger because I'm actively engaging with fans and morons. -That's a good way to put it. -That's what it is. -And women. -And women. -No. -Women can be famous. -These niggas be on that fucking Twitter. Just because they ain't tweeting, I don't know why people think that they are not using this app. -Yeah, they're lurking. -They are-- -They have phones. -Drake might be the lurk fucking god for real, for real, for real. -All these niggas, damn it, I got-- I fucking resent this whole Twitter nigger thing, but I inverse it. -The shot wasn't even at you. -I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. I'm fucking just being offensive right now. I don't want to see a trend start where fucking me and Pappus go do a fucking tape now and put it. I don't want to see a trend where people just-- -I don't ever want to see that either. -I did actually see that. -Did you read that? -I read that somewhere. -I read that on Twitter. -Wow. -And I was like, why would me and Pappus be doing a tape? Oh, okay, I get it. I get what you're trying to say. Fuck you too. [ Laughter ] -Shout out to Pappus, by the way. Yeah, I don't want to see a trend of people just doing tapes for the sake of doing a tape. -That'd be the end thing. -Even though I get it because you join fan bases, it's a lot less work on an artist, on a solo artist, when you do this. So, I do understand it, but it's not something that I want to see. And everybody can't do that. It's just like when Beyonce put the sneak out mount and, yeah, everybody-- -Does not work for everyone. -Everybody-- -I certainly can't put a sneak out mount. All right, shit, I ain't about to sell now. -Fuckin'-- -I picked you me about the sneak some shit somewhere. -It was like Eric Robeson or someone, right when that Beyonce thing happened. They're like, it's crazy. My label put out my album without any marketing or promotion and it went a different way. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ] -And I love Eric Robeson. -And I love Eric Robeson. -He's amazing. -Oh, any time he's at SOV's, I'm there front row. -You know what, I've been listening. -Robeson. -I've been listening outside of the weekend's album, but fucking, "Never You Go Love" album just never gets old. It's a really good album. If you have Eric Rico loves album, you should probably pick it up. Has it -- I feel like it's been something else -- Empire. Empire premiered. I didn't see it. I have nothing to say about it. -I saw it. -I saw it. -Wait, you don't have cable? -No, I don't like watching television. I don't really feel anything. -Yeah, I've got to get in. -I don't have cable. -Do you just have Wi-Fi? -Yeah. -Because my cable Wi-Fi comes together. -You can do the antenna thing too, you know, if you want to. -You can still cable your in Jersey. -I don't need to do any of that. I don't like TV. I just like to -- I have Netflix. I have Wi-Fi. -You're a blogger. -Yeah, so I fucking watch TV. -Well, you just watch everything on World Star. -I do the same shit, but you got to have the antenna so you can watch like the Grammys and shit. -Yeah, I could see the Grammy recap online or I go to a friend's house to have a friend. -I can see -- You're one of those fucking weirdos. -I can see everything online. Anything that happened in the world. I can see -- -Get the fuck up with him. -Then you're seeing it from someone else's point of view and it's -- -Yeah. -I've got to watch the news and catch up on the fucking curtain. -I can hit the news online. -I could. -You're one of those. -Well, I mean, I don't watch the news so I'll put it on that. -Yeah. -I mean, I catch it when it comes directly on after the game. -The news is quicker on Twitter than it is on the news. -But, like, yeah, for award shows it's shit. -That's way better. It's so misinformed. -It is. -Yeah. -What are you saying, Marissa? -For award shows you go to, like, you know, get a little group of friends together and watch it at someone's house. I don't really worry about that. And that's the only thing I've ever done again. -First of all, stop making people believe that you have a group of friends. -I do. -That's number one. Making people believe that you do social shit, like, go to people's houses. -I do sometimes when I'm feeling social. -You're trying to rebrand. -No. -I do serious going on the low, you're trying to rebrand yourself. -No. -Why? -I'm not. -For the last few weeks now, this has been in effect. -Yeah, but, like, I was saying before the podcast, like, the podcasters only know me for the past six months or whatever in that one phase of wanting to go out and stuff. People that know me my everyday life know I do this all the time. I go through a phase of, like, four months, such a straight turn up. And then I'm like, "All right, I'm fucking over it. Now I want to stay in the house for this whole entire season because I just am over going out. I don't have anything to do. No one to go see. Don't really care for this person or that person." -You're boring me. -Yeah, I'm over you right. -But that's what it is. Like, it's not like I'm depressed. You had so many fucking people, like, badgering me, all the way. Are you feeling any better? Do you know how fucking annoying it is for people to ask? How are you feeling? -Is that badgering? -Yes! Compassion is a badgering. -No, it's annoying. -The thing is that when there's nothing wrong with you and someone keeps asking you what's wrong. Like, it's really annoying. -How about this? To make you feel better? I'm certainly not about to ask how you're doing. I don't really care. -Well, no, because you said it and I mean, I care that they care, that was really nice of people to ask. But I'm not fucking, I'm like literally very happy. Like, really, really happy. Everything's going great. -I did ask if you were depressed last week. -Yeah. -Well, you look depressed. -I think that's the first thing I said to her today. -Yeah. -You have the symptoms of someone who is fighting depression. -But I'm not, though. I'm actually very happy. But someone who's fighting depression would say that. -Yeah, well, now they wouldn't. -Yeah, they wouldn't. -That's exactly what they would say. -Well, I'm not fighting depression. -It's denial, duh. -I'm pretty happy. -Anyway, all right, I'm over here. I don't care if you're happy. -Do you want a watching empire? -No. I mean, do I plan on watching it? -Yeah, like at some point. -At some point, yeah. What happens is, because I missed it because I was on the road, it doesn't come on demand immediately. -No. -They wait a few days. So I'm going to wait until Sunday or Monday. It had it highs and lows, it's not even a spoiler alert. They tried to make Chris Rock a goon. -Yeah, right there. -I saw a meme about that. -They went from pookie to nino, and it just didn't work. -That sounds good. -It was just weird. -That sounds crazy. -I really want to know who, like, because you got to imagine there's a board room full of people that make these decisions, and all these people went, "Yeah, Chris Rock should be the goon." -That's ill. -Like, that's what I think when these awful decisions made them, like at least 15 people approved that. -It's the scooniest voice ever. -They probably thought they were being innovative. -It was a lot of random cameos. It wasn't bad, though. It was what the show is. -More importantly, how to get away with murder and the best show ever, the black list, are coming back. So I will be totally engulfed in those two shows. I wish Red Red didn't just come out and say he's her fucking dad, but whatever. We'll talk about that another time. We have a guest. -We do? -Yeah. -Come on, gunplay. -Gunplay is not the rapper, but he is easily as awesome. -Gunplay is really, really awesome. I've been trying to have more men, male guests here, because anytime you invite more estrogen here, chidjis gets all fucked up. So I feel like things go really well when there's a bunch of men around. So that's what the fuck is going on. Say what up, gunplay? What's going on? -You guys would have no idea who gunplay is, gunplay is a friend of mine. It's really cool and he's great. Now, gunplay-- -Great intro. -That was really-- -Gunplay. Oh, we call him gunplay, because is it okay for me to tell him why? -Yeah, let's do it. -We call him gunplay, because while some men are very shy and reserved and don't know how to shoot their shot or take the shot when they see an attractive woman, gunplay is quite the opposite. Gunplay gets to fucking shoot him. Soon as he sees him, he cases the room, he's amazing, and he has a pretty high success rate. -It's phenomenal to watch. It's really a joy to be around. -I've never really watched it in action. -It is. It's not like he's the cutest guy, either. -Damn. That's how I can't go anywhere. -Wow. -That's really-- -Welcome to the podcast. -Welcome to the podcast. -Right. -That was the end of my intro. -Go sit you ugly ass in the corner. -The Chicago Bulls intro. -Well, it was great. -No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Gunplay is my fucking fake bestie in my head. So no, I'm real life, too. -So how do you feel about Austin coming into his life, are you getting a little jealous? -I haven't heard about these other mouths. -Why are you snitching my-- -Yeah. -Why are you snitching my mouth? -Yeah. -You have to-- -You know, they're perfect guy in Germany now, too. -I hear. -So, gunplay, we had an event for Omani's birthday at Gunplay's house, because Gunplay has a really, really nice house. And the plan was to invite some of Omani's closest friends, and a bunch of women, because that's always a plan every weekend. -The squad was there. -And, you know-- -Fine as you. -Don't talk. -Yeah, no, I didn't go again. I stayed home. -There was an invite. There was all time soon. -You don't have to wait too many details. People need their anonymity sometimes. -Okay. -So, long story short, I walk in fucking Gunplay's house to celebrate with Omani, and I see a fucking sausage fest here, and I had to end that one. So that went really, really bad, and I won't even get into that. But after the SOB show, Gunplay and I went to... It was very low-key, right? It was a very low-key type of thing. -It was nice. -We weren't going-- -It was a Monday. -Yeah. -We weren't going expecting the shits. We weren't going off to have a blast. We were just going to cool out. -Can we edit out that you said the actual name of the place? -Yeah, so I was just thinking, like, didn't you not want to-- -Oh, yeah. We will have to edit that out. -Yeah, put it to the point there, because I don't want-- -Yeah, put it to the point there. -You wouldn't-- -You wouldn't-- -That's the spot, man. -You can't be telling people off the spot. -No, this is better. -No, this is better. -So we went to the spot, and we'll just leave all of that shit now. -We were just going to beep when we were dead. -Yeah, we weren't trying to have a blast. It was a Monday, so Gunplay and I were sitting down, and these two chicks walked by our table, were all the way in the back, sitting by the lady's bathroom, and this chick had, like, the fattest ass ever. Like, natural, real ass. It was like, you saw it from the front. Well, I saw it from the front. Gunplay was glued to his phone or what he was doing, so immediately I fucking tap him. You know, you know, the man tap. I tap him. Did you see that? He didn't see it at all. I began to tell him what walked by. He began to stare and gaze toward the woman's bathroom for all of, what did I say, about four minutes? -So long as gays. -Well, I don't know what the bitch was doing. They went there together. -That's funny for a girl bathroom ship, I feel like. -Yeah, that is. -They went there together like girls do. I don't know what they were doing, but when they came out, he saw her ass, and Gunplay got to shooting, and this is where it got a tad bit interesting. You want to pick up from here? -Sure. -I'm intrigued now. -Yeah. That was a good answer. -What happened next? -So, as we were sitting there and the female walked out of the bathroom, I then cased the situation and was like-- -Not female. We prefer women here. Female is offensive. -Have we figured out why yet? -No, we haven't. I still don't know. -So the first move was to case the whole room. So I wait, let her sit down, see if she had a man, see if she, you know, what the situation is going on there. -No problem for a man. -So I had to make that move all the way to the outside, like I had to do something outside. So I made it-- -Oh, I got a phone call. -Okay, yeah. -Go and do that, right? So I'm outside, even waiting for a second. -Doin' nothing. -Doin' absolutely nothing. -Doin' absolutely nothing. So then I come back just to make sure, you know, a couple more minutes, no boyfriend. Go back to Joe. -Just get some names off the board. -I'm sitting there for a few minutes thinking about it, and mind you, it was the day after my birthday. So I was in super fucking mode. -Yeah. My confidence was at another level. -Yeah. You know, it's like, you can't say no to me on my birthday, regardless of the fact if it's-- -That was to die for, I don't know, but you should. I get it. No, I know. I'm into the place. I know the mood it makes there. -It's pretty funny sometimes. -Yeah, yeah, that was a good one. So I went back and sat down, sat there for a minute, you know, not much thinking after that, and just went and shot my shot. So went and said, "Fuck it." Sat down next to the female, and I found out some interesting points about her. One, she loves white guys. -All right. -We're one for one here. -We're one for one here. -One for gun right? -One for gun right? -Okay. -Two. Her birthday was the day before mine. -Two for gun right? -You got your same sign. Birthday twins. -Oh my God. -Look at God. This is great. No. -Birthday twins. -Well, we're going on vertical. It's a lot of passion. We just can't do it long term. -Did you say that? -Yes. -Mummeh. -Yeah. -Mummeh. -That was a fucking fake. -Yeah. We have to, you know, we got to go on the roller coaster of the, you know, the combo. It was good. -All right. -So. -We got to go on the roller coaster. -Well, you know. -Well, you know, it gets much better than this. -How far do you want me to go with this? You want me to go all the way? -Go all the way. -That's why the fuck we're talking about. -We're going to talk about it. -Can you hear me? -Tell us about it. -As we were talking some more. -Well, listen, I could just tell the listeners out there, he, when he came back and I said, "Hey, what happened?" And this is why I decided to tell the story. He said, "Yo, no lie. I think I just hit the jackpot." -Yo, because at first I said, "I have to tell you this later." -Yeah. -It couldn't wait now. -It just couldn't wait. -When you describe a chick as the jackpot? -Do we classify that as, "Yo, she's ready." -No. -No, no, no. -Jackpot is different than she's ready. -No, no, no. -She wasn't ready. -She wasn't ready. -Jackpot is- -I'm about to wife this man. -Yeah, I'm not a jackpot. -I'm not a jackpot. -Yeah. Yeah, it was a jewel. -I had to know more about what else happened here. -Okay. -That's because that is the natural thought process like, "Why is this Mr. Jackpot?" -Yeah, let's go. -All right, let's hear it. And in our show- -Yeah, I'll be finding your wives. -Right. -I don't know who y'all is. I don't know who y'all is. I don't find anything. I've never dated anyone from this spot. -Hello, Mark. Mark this dude. You just said the name again. -I know I tried to stop myself. -So, as I was sitting there and just pulling more conversation, I feel like I can do that with people, ask some good questions, and get some good answers. I find out that I said, "So, I have a classic question. I won't ask for your hair because it's going to ruin my game." So- -No, women like that type of shit, though. -Yeah, maybe next podcast. So, as I was asking her, I said, "Why are you single? I'm confused. Why are you single? Why are you this good-looking and single?" -I go the opposite direction. I say, "What's wrong with you?" -I do that. -It's got to be something wrong with you. -I ask both of you. -I'm trying to get wet. I'm not trying to get a slap. You know what I mean? -I do ask both of those questions, but all right. -All right. I'm asking, she said, "Well, my last girlfriend wasn't very happy with whatever blah, blah, blah." So, then I kind of zoned out after girlfriend. So, as I'm formulating my next question, she says, "Yeah, well, I live with my sisters." And I was like, "Interesting. So, what happens when you bring a white guy home with your sisters?" And I should still go with this. [laughter] She fucking leaving SOB's. -She goes and says, "Well, first of all, her sister was with her, and she was a good-looking girl." -What's her ass really is fat? -No, but she was a good-looking girl. -She was a good-looking girl. -She was a good-looking girl. And some Spanish dude was hitting on him, and I was like, "Oh, that's-everyone knows that's somebody." -Yeah, he looked like some MLB player. I was like, "Oh, you're real." [laughter] -I didn't say everyone knows that's not a threat. [laughter] -No, that's true, but that happens. I know I even care that your tone has been as negative. -It's like the most least threatening thing in the world. -Yeah, that's horrible. -Yeah, but he somewhat looked like me too, so it was like he had the beard. You know, he had some sort of thing going on. -That Spanish guy's hate me anyways. They always look funny. -Yeah, I wonder why. [laughter] -Did you? -She basically told me that since she likes white guys and all of her sisters like white guys, they are trouble finding white guys that are cool. -Yo, Johnny, you know what's crazy about this? Me and Parks are white. [laughter] -And I have white makeup. [laughter] So basically, they're saying that they would love to find a white guy that is cool. -Oh, shit. -And basically kind of share them amongst them. -What? -You got a number, right? -I don't. I completely lost everybody's number. [laughter] I don't want to be more going out my phone. It's weird. New Apple Update. [laughter] So as a conversation, I'm like trying to zone into like other questions. Because at this point, we went way further than I wanted to go. So, which is not a bad thing, but I, you know, I can't be talking about sex if I want sex. So I had to kind of switch the conversation a little bit and told her I was like, "Yeah, well," I was like, "Yeah, you know, we come here pretty often." And she's like, "Oh." She was kind of like turned off by that. And I was like, "Uh-oh, all right. We need some kind of recovery." As I'm saying that, Joe sits down and gives me some little information that I needed to know. -Look at God. -But that was perfect timing because then he got up and she said, "Oh, that's your friend you come with all the time?" I was like, "Yeah." [laughter] Yeah, that's the friend. She's like, "Oh, okay. I know him." And I was like, "Me too." [laughter] So we drove together. -So basically, we're going to be friends for a very long time. -Wow, shout out to her. -I don't know what you guys are doing tonight. -Yeah, everyone's available, I'm sure. -Yeah. -The Pope is in town. -Yeah, I'm sure he's available. -He's also white. [laughter] -I wish the Pope would get the fuck out of town. -But for the people listening, now that is what men refer to as the jackpot. That is jackpot. -Can we discuss post-conversation via text? -I don't think he's got anywhere. -Yeah, honestly, well, later that night, this was all on Tuesday. -One was on Tuesday. -It was Monday. -It was Monday. -Oh, well, Tuesday night. I'm thinking my text message says Tuesday because- -Yeah, nobody does that shit. It was money like going back and reading the shit. -No, it's like four and a more. I only have like three text messages from her. It's like one screen. You know what I mean? So, yeah, we just said a good night text. It was great to meet you. And then the next day we had a few words. And then I hit her up today. I just haven't got the call back. Maybe we'll get the call here. -Oh, you called her. -Had to. Grown man shit. Like I can't be texting all day long. -I respect it. -You got to hear my voice. -I definitely respect it. -You got to hear my voice. -That's sincere. -That's what the call is good. -Call it. -You can't do too many texts because after too many texts, it's like- -I'm not being in your fucking pen pal. I don't want to like, what are you doing at work? -It's work. Too much nonsense. -I'm not into that. -We need to get to the meat and potatoes. -Like, are we hanging out? -Meanwhile, so last night, here's where I snitch on myself and fucking ruin all my fucking relationships. Well, I don't have any relationships because I'm single, by the way, and I'm celibate. But so meanwhile, on the opposite end of the spectrum, here's the not jackpot. So last night, I call up a young lady that I've been having dialogue with Face Bay. -Oh, Face Bay. -I call up Face Bay. -I call up Face Bay. I haven't met her yet. I hear about her all the time. -Face Bay? -Face Bay. -Face Bay. -I don't even know why she's called her Face Bay. -Well, Face Bay is called Face Bay, and I don't even want to talk about Face Bay too much. -Where are you? You don't need to. No, no, no, no. -Because she's special. But you have a beautiful face. -Face are important. That's what you get to look at. -Like, that's a pleasure to look at her face, which is wild for me because my motto is "Who cares about their face here?" It'll be in the fucking bedsheets. He'll be facing the wall. She has a face. -She's going to be in a pillow. -What? -What? -She has a fucking animal. -Who cares about her face? I call up Face Bay last night before my show, and she's home, and she answers, and she says, "Hello." She says it like really cool, almost like she wasn't going to answer it. So, here I go feeling myself, I think. Look at you. Don't try to act like you wasn't mad, excited to see the name Joe come across your fucking phone screen. I give you one guess as to what she said in response. -Yep. You guessed it. She said, "Okay." -Your number is not stored. -I wasn't expecting that. -Wait a minute. You want to talk about pride in the talk? You're not shrinking. Wait. It was so bad. -What was the follow-up? -What did you say? -What did you say? -You ain't saved either. -Who is this? -Who is this? -I don't even know. -What? -You called me? -What? -What the fuck? -What the fuck? -Y'all is stupid. So I said what any normal man would say in that situation, I said, "You're lying to me right now." She said, "No. Looking at it right here. Nine, one, seven. Damn." She didn't have to say all the digits. -She did. She didn't. She did because she's a dick. And I said, "If I'm not mistaken, I could have swatted my hands. And I said, if I'm not mistaken, I could have swatted my very first text message to you said, "Hey, it's me. Store my number." And you said, "Okay. I will." -You know what would have been great if she said, "Yo, how do you spell your name?" [laughter] -Oh, yeah. I didn't jump through that phone. [laughter] So yeah, I won't get into the rest of the conversation. But yeah, that was just the opposite side. If gunplay found hit the jackpot, I was homeless in the streets with no shelter or anything of the sort. -I do. I do want to switch topics just quickly. Just a man compliment. Your beard looks pretty good today. -Yo, I was just going to say that your shirt looks really cool. -I want to talk about your beard. Because this shit looks pretty good. -Oh, oh. [laughter] -Is there a point that this shit? -Yeah. -I do think you look nice today, but I just didn't realize where we were going with this. -Well, before I catch Rory's alley, I will say, since I've turned 35, I've been trying to dress like a 35-year-old. -I really like the opposite. -And I wear my laundry clothes everywhere. So, funny that you say that, Michael Roars. -Yeah, but it's funny, because I know you're on tour, so it must be very hard to maintain your beard. -And to always get to your barber, so what do you do when you're on the road? [laughter] -Well, Rory, let me tell you what it's called. It's called Bevel. -What's that? -That on hand? -It's the first and only shaving system designed specifically for coarse, curly hair and sensitive skin. Start shaving smarter and say goodbye to razor bumps with Bevel. -Goodbye, razor bumps. [laughter] -Oh, my God. We're good about corning. Check it out on getbevel.com today. Use code yellow bar with no code. -Oh, button? -Yeah, just go a button. -We don't know if it's button. -This was sent to me via them. -Where's the button? -Well, they're going to make it so now after they hear this podcast. -Maybe they don't know how to spell your name either. Check out getbevel.com today and use code button B-U-D-D-E-N to get 20% off your first month at getbevel.com. That's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L dot com. -There. -Yeah. -Wow. -Yeah, we are really-- -Molly, can you explain how you like a well-shaved man? -Oh, do I ever. [laughter] -Oh, my God. -So I got bad. [laughter] -No, no, but on some serious note, I have talked to people that use this product and they say it is amazing. -I have watched it. -I'm not just saying this just to say it. I've heard this is a really good product. It's very good for your senses. -Well, no, I have the product and it actually is pretty good. All jokes aside. I do have it. I do use it. It is really good. -Is it to die for? -And since cuffing season is kind of beard season too, you might want to get into this a little bit. -For sure. -If you have a beard and it's overwhelming at all. -And if you can't-- if you can't girl beard well. -Did you? [laughter] -Yeah. -I can't say it might offend my political connects. -Oh. All right. Football. -Yeah. -Oh, man. -I want to hear your-- -I want to talk about it. -By the time this podcast airs tomorrow, which is today and tonight the Giants play the Redskins. -We will find out. -You know, I'm going to go out on a limb and pretend like it's really Friday and say the Giants won. The Giants are not losing to the fucking Redskins. This is not going to happen. -I hope not. -I don't think it will happen either. But it would be funny, nonetheless. -Who do you like? -I'm a Patriots fan. -Oh, my God. -We go through this every time. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. -Yeah, but Patriot fans can talk to everybody but Giants fans. -That's true. You guys have our number. I can't say shit. I can't say shit. -Yeah. -So, guess I had great news. I played a fan duel last week, invested very minimal money. I went $250. Get the fuck out. -Wow. -I went $250 on a fan duel. -That's awesome. I went $250. And I went $250. -Just for you? -Johnny played. He didn't play under my name. -Yeah. -I got a white tub. -Do you have a league? -Yes, I do have a league. It's funny that you say that. And if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week, join my league on fan duel. It's very easy. You just head to fandual.com/buttonbudden. You pick your players. Stay under the salary cap and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's fandual.com/buttonbudde and the spots fill up really fast. So, make sure you get in there before it is too late. A lot of my friends played fan duel last week and did not play under my name at all. -I played under your name and I want to play against because a bunch of people tweeted me and said we want to join the league and play against you guys. -I'm going to play this week too. -I'm playing too. I'm playing my fucking practice team. -So, Gunplay, Mottie, Parks, Joe and I will all be under the code BUDDN and we will play against you guys and hopefully steal all your fucking money. -Yeah, I played under my name and did horribly. Hopefully, see, but that's the beautiful thing about fan duel. I'm not stuck with that team. I will pick an entirely different team this week. -Wait, and it's not like fantasy. -It depends on how they play in real life. Is that how that works? -Yeah. It's all practice-related. It's what they do during the week. -I can't even play that mine because he doesn't play. -Dude. -Your practice squad? -Yeah. -Mottie, Mottie, Mottie. -We're done here. -All right. -We're done with you guys. -Well, no. Fandall's great because Eddie Lacey goes down on your fucking fantasy team who's your first fucking pick. You're not fucked like I am in fantasy. -There's a most of them. -Fandall.com. -Are you upset or am? -Oh, and for fantasy users, Levy and Bella's back for Pittsburgh this week. I don't know how I feel about that because Big Ben is my quarterback in one of my other leagues, and he's been balling out of control. He's been doing really, really good. I'm not really winning. -I had Bella last year, and I went to the finals and fucking balls by two points in my fantasy. -Bella's one of those guys. You play him no matter who you're playing. So I thought that people should know that he's back. Adrian Peterson finally looked like Adrian Peterson last week too, so that was really good. -Yup. I picked him way for Adrian Foster to come back. When is Adrian Foster there? -No, you're not doing too bad, though. -Who's that? -Who filled in for Adrian? -Yeah, I didn't do the handcuff thing, though. -Yeah, he's been doing all right. -When is Adrian Foster supposed to be back? -They were talking about it. He practiced this week. -Bereen had a good game last week, and he was right there on my bench. -I had Jennings. -Let me just skink it out. -I don't know if I've said this before. I know I tweeted, "Oh, and Daniel's, it's over for you, bro. You won't get another start on my fantasy football team." I let Nickus gas me because you're a big tight end. I figure in Denver, Peyton Manning can't really throw the ball too far. I figured a tight end would eat. You're doing absolutely nothing, so I was forced to pick up Heath Miller from Waver's. -That's not a bad pickup, though. -Yeah, I'm not mad at it. I got O'Donnell, the Giants' tight end, so I mean, I have to just play tight end by committee. -Yeah, I got Tom, who's also injured, so I paid him. -I wasn't really daring in my draft this year, picked a lot of players that are injured that are going to come back, so I've had a shitty first two weeks. -So, I just want to say it might be over for Owen Daniels on my fantasy, and what's this beat a week that he'd go off? It always happens like that, but you'll never see another start on this team, Owen Daniels. You're fucking done here. Anybody else have it? It might be over for? -Damn, he's skipping right to it. -I do. -It might be over four. I have three. This is exciting. I have one that's music, I have one that's food, and another one. -Okay. -All right, let's hear it. All right, let's do this. So, we'll start with music. It might be over for title. -Yes. -We talk about it. -I think we might have talked about that, but I'm just going to bring it up again. -I feel good about it. -All right. -All right. Second one, food. It might be over for Candy Corn. -Never the fuck. Get the fuck out of here. You guys all know what? -This is very poor. -You like Candy Corn? -You like Candy Corn? -Hell. -She's all 11 years old. -I love Candy Corn. -No. Candy Corn is the fucking shit. -How can you have seasonal candy? -It tastes like chalk. -It's disgusting. -Anybody? -It tastes like amazingness. -People actually eat candy. I thought it was like a decoration. -I thought it was just like a myth that people eat. -I eat Candy Corn. -You're the only person. -Where do you purchase it? -Everywhere. -Everywhere. -You put it on the ground. -Like, people just have it out at their house? -Yes, you purchase it at like Walgreens. -It's like the food they give away at Halloween, it's okay that it's not wrapped. -I'm very excited when I get Candy Corn. I purchased it just for myself. -You actually buy it? -I do. -You should just go places and take it. I think this proves our point. -What? -If Marissa is that Adam in the background, Marissa don't even have cable money. -That's crazy. -Yeah, that's crazy. -But I have Wi-Fi. That's all that matters. -It might be over for Marissa. -Yeah. It's a 2015 shit. -Yeah, Wi-Fi. -Get her out of here. -Yeah, but I don't pay for my Wi-Fi so it's lit. -All right. So we got one more. This is girls that can't have conversation. You got to have a conversation with these winter months coming up. I'm not going to be looking at you from afar or just you, your little bikini or whatever you're doing. You got to actually talk to me or have a conversation when you're at my house and be good at the back and forth. Hence the phone call. -Fall is here. Fall is my favorite season. -My two. -And let me tell you why. You broke holes. You broke holes get away with the tank tops and leggings in the summertime. You really do. -That's the thought shorts. -Yeah, and us stupid niggas fall for it. So look at her. -But it's the fall. -I get to see which one of you bitches really don't own coats. Which one of you bitches really don't have layers to put underneath this shit. So I love it. It's fucking wonderful. And you do have to actually talk. Layers of personality. -And not eat candy corn. -You know what? You know what? You know what? It might be over for enemy. It's been over for y'all, but I just want to be on the record. It's over for you fake gay bitches and you fake bi bitches. I'm seeing y'all trying to try to make a reasurgence with these kisses that look fucking staged and be rehearsed. Like it's over my gee. We're not buying. -If you're not feasting on the box, you're not buying. -Yeah. -But even if you do, you're also not buying. -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. -I'm not buying. -I'm not buying. -I'm not buying. -I'm not buying. -What? -I'm Marissa. Marissa baby. This podcast is coming to an end. I don't want you to open up a whole new topic that we will have to discuss. If you eat pussy and enjoy yourself. -I didn't say I enjoyed it in the pussy. -Have you ate multiple pussies? Yes, you have. -Me. -You're bi. -No, ew. No, not. -You're bi without cable. -That is a wild mix and on that notebook. -Are we wrapping up here? -No, we didn't do emails. -Where are we at with time? -We can give him a little longer this week. We made him wait a little bit. -Oh, please. Want to do emails? You can do them. Go ahead. -I just actually- -I know traffic on the street. -I forgot the password. -We just opened it. -For me some water. -We're really going to be reading these off whatever the subject is. -It sounds cool with ice cubes. -What about the Rory pick this email one? -Vora, you have to start checking these emails before you're- -No, I read really fast. I'm so busy at work B. -You should not have read it. -I'm not part of the process. -You get service on the trains these days so you can read on the way here. -You know what, Parks? -I'm just- -I was just pointing out that obviously. -It's really true, man. -In the meantime, let's chat about- -You know what's funny too, Rory's got way too many button up shirts to not know how to read. He's got like 80, 90 button ups. -I don't think I've ever seen him in a tissue game. -On a serious note, I wanted to shout out. -Hey, we don't want to fuck you. -I have a serious note too, but I was going to say that it's a win. -Oh, there we go. -It's from your fans. Vicious Vic, her brother, I know he's undergoing treatment and he's got a GoFundMe and he's pretty sick. He's a huge Joe Biden fan. You retweeted the link. -Yeah, I definitely did retweet it. -Yeah. I support this series moment. -Yes, so I just want to shout out his GoFundMe page. It's gofundme.com/fight4g, so F-I-G-H-T-F-O-R-G, they're really good people. I don't know exactly what they're doing, but I think he needs something with his lungs too. -Well, yes, so it's really serious and he is... -This is really going to be the most doubting in the podcast, because I have another one. -I really, you know, they're really good people and they really are huge fans of Joe and so just shout them out and pray for you guys. -Once every seven months, Marty comes through like a moment to make me proud. I'm proud of you. Just that one time now, I'm un-prouded to take you back. -You know, back in the... -Yeah. -All right, what's up, Rory? Another serious moment here. -Yeah. I mean, I was having a good day. I had a salad for lunch. I was feeling agile, spry, if you will, and it was to die for. And I got some really, really bad news and I did my best to not project it on this podcast today. A close, close friend of mine in college whose family took me in to live with them when I did not have a place to stay. Three of their cousins were on a car accident two passed away yesterday. 22 and 23 years old, I lived on... Their bedroom was next to mine and it's been kind of a really rough day, almost didn't come to the podcast today. But with that said, we have a GoFundMe for the funeral arrangements because they definitely are in need right now because they have to bury two of their children. Gofundme.com/devan-theodven-t-h-o-a-dollar final is anything that you guys can do, it would be really, really appreciated. -Where was this at? -This was in Caldwell, New Jersey. -Yeah. -Yeah. That's always on. That's all. -Keen students with a lot of bright future, man. It's just been one of those days where you just have to appreciate life and tell people that you love them when they're here. That's my advice. Love you guys. -All right. So I'm waiting for the four of you. -I just said it. -Hello. -Hello. I just said it and no one said it back to me. -Oh, that was it. -I did tweet the other day, I almost lost my life again in the hotel shower. -The hotel shower? -Yo, man. I don't... First of all, I'm clumsy as it is and it's something about these new hotels where the show was just extra fucking slippery in there. -So my life was crazy French people? -They really are. -My life flash before my eyes and I tweeted, "Yo, I almost lost my life in this hotel shower. Y'all was going to miss me or no." And I forgot where I was. -I wish I would have seen that. -I forgot where I was on Twitter. -I didn't have a bicycle helmet. -You didn't say earlier, you was on a bicycle. You missed that part. -You really do ride a bike? -But why do you have a helmet on a bike? -Yeah. -I never wear it. -No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. No, I don't wear it, I have it because it's a fucking significant fine if you don't have a helmet which you want to bike. -Where? -In this scene? I'm going to buy you at a helmet and I'm going to punch you, nigga. I'm still playing about you, but I'm still a pussy. -All right. -What a female pussy. -Oh, hell man. -I like that bike. -I like that bike. -That bike. -That bike. -All right, thank you. Just about covered everything. -Yeah. You know what? -I just wait. What happened to your shower death? -No one cared. -Did you die? -Shut up, Roy. Clearly I'm still here and clearly I didn't die. I'm just saying when I fucking tweeted and thought that people would tell me, "Yo, man, we love you." All I got back was, "Well, your album is done, so, we haven't really given a fuck about what's going on with you." No. -Hey, when's the album coming out? -It's funny you say that, Roy. October 16th, "All love lost to be a A" is actually three weeks from today. But I mean, just because I'm real, it's a little leak before then. I'm probably not supposed to say that, but I mean, it will, and it's an amazing album, so I can't wait for it to leave just so you guys can hear it in its entirety and hopefully you'll still go out and support. -I'll put it on the timeline. -Yeah, I'll put it on the timeline as well. All love lost. -That's promo right there, 2019, bro. -So I meant the link to purchase, not the album. And yeah, that's that "All Love Lost" on October 16th. This was a good podcast. I'm not mad at the podcast at nighttime, actually. -I like it a lot. -Yeah. -I got it. -I had to wait around all day for it at work. -What? -What? -I'm at the radio station. -What are you doing at the radio station, Marissa? Can we get to the bottom of this, please? -I do the morning show with them, I sit in there and talk to shit. -So you just be in the room? -No, we talk. -I never hear you. -You don't listen. -Well, that's one reason I never hear you. -Yeah, really. -Maybe if you weren't on the show, I would give it a shot. -And then I blah, I'll do. -Yeah, can we start a GoFundMe from Marissa's cable? -I don't want it. I don't want it if I want it. -No, it's fine. Check this out. I don't need this. -Actually, though, I really might get it because Nickelodeon has this -- oh, my God. -No, I don't need this podcast later episode number 32. We're out of here. Goodbye. -Bye. -No, no. Don't you can't even say anything again after that. -I just did. -Just leave. -No, here I am. I'm still saying stuff. -No. -Oh, exactly. Get out of here, bitch.