The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 31
Joe, Marisa, Rory, and guests Rodney Rikai & Mac Body, discuss the growing community of polyamorists (no idea if that sentence is grammatically correct), enjoy!
all right. No one shares in my enthusiasm. It's quite all right. I will name this podcast later episode number 31. I am your moderator Joe Budden. I'm an moderator. What did you say? I'm an all night. Unfortunately, a body to body is here. Rory, the body is here. Michael Roars. We missed you Roars. Welcome back from H.T.I.D.Rory wasn't here last week. No, he was in H town. Was that last week? Didn't even know. Yeah, it was last week. Didn't even notice he was gone. Yeah. All right. Well, now I know you're back now because you're back with these fucking fluorescent button. Dounds. Michael Roars is fucking amazing, man. Yeah. So the gang is all here. We've got two. Well, we've got one special guest and somebody else that just kind of followed me here. She has on a see through shirt. So she's here and she's welcome with a great rack. So first and foremost, I have to start out with a giant game because I'm still sick. All right. Are you giant fans? Yes. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I was trying to wait for Rocky. No, no, no, no. Rocky's not here. Rocky's starting her own podcast. She's not here. Shout out to Rocky. You put the headphones on. Yeah. It's my act like a part of the show. All right, I'm going to introduce him. No. Should we introduce him now? Yeah. All right. Let's introduce this young man. We're making this out to be like it's someone crazy and it's. Well, wow. It's just my friend. Thanks a lot, Rory. I personally really enjoy this gentleman. This is my guy. I met Rodney, Rory's friend. Rory pops up with a friend every few months. Yeah. And I don't know where he gets these people. I didn't know where I had friends. But I met Rodney at a cookout and Rodney had some pretty interesting theories and ideologies. And it was pretty cool. I can't hear you, Mercer, when you whisper like that. OK. And he was a pretty cool guy. And here he is on the podcast for some reason. Yeah. I met Rodney through Nike football society when I held him to no catches. That is on my side. I have it on tape. Yeah. And we've been friends ever since. Rodney, you know, that guy that speaks at basketball games when you go up to take a piss during a timeout? He's that guy for the Washington Wizards. Well, Rodney does the host of the Wizards. Oh, do you know G.A. Peppers? Yeah, that's my little sister. I love G.A. Yeah. Ronnie does have the failed wide receiver body. Like he almost like it. Like he could have been something. This is a new body. I used to be like, hey, I used to. I mean, I'm not like, you know, anybody else. You went to Dr. Miami? I didn't go to D on. And don't you talk about Marissa that way. She did have the wagon when I walked in. Wait, the wagon. It's lit. Marissa had the wagon. Not a false false false. So, Ronnie, you're a giant fan. Yeah, yeah, man. I'm a disheartened, broken hearted. How did you feel about this past weekend's game? I think it's time for Coughlin to go, man. No, I think it's time for Coughlin to go, bro. It's about that time. I mean, to pass the ball on third down and stop the clock with Eli just tossing the ball out of bounds. It broke my heart, man. Now, let's be clear. It's been time. It's time for Coughlin to go in New York for the past four years. Right. Every year, we go through this. Let's get Coughlin out of here. So, I'll ask you the same thing that I always wonder. Any event that Tom Coughlin were to leave, who would be the coach? What's the guy from the Steelers that left? I knew he was a buzzer. That's the best. Everybody's name. Bill Coward is the guy on everybody's list. You watch a lot of first take. Not at all. Well, I like Bill Coward, too. I like his and hers. His and hers, they steal all the tutor jokes, but those are my people. Mike Smith. Yeah, those are my people. I don't know if Bill Coward wants to coach the Giants. Why? Why wouldn't he? Well, he's been in retirement for however many years. I'm certain that he's enjoying that. We've never heard anything about him wanting to come back to coach, not for any other jobs. I mean, what's so special about the Giants job that makes them want to jump out of there? It's in New York. It's a story franchise, to some degree. I mean, you're a Knicks fan, so you come on, man. You know what that story franchise shit means. No Knicks landed here, be trash. No, I'm just not a man Kevin Sarifam. Go ahead. Hey, dude. He just called Knicks trash. And they just haven't played a game yet. They've been trash since I had a mustache. Well, well, I don't know how long they're like this. The Knicks and the Warriors have the same record as of today. They're both 0-0. Let's get back to the Giants. We won't know that. The Wizards, too. I don't know if it was a Kofflin call to pass on third down. It was came out in the papers yesterday that Rashad Jennings was told not to attempt to score a touchdown on first down and second down. I don't really understand that. I put the bulk of this on Eli for passing the ball. Even if that was Kofflin's call as an experienced quarterback who's been in championship games, been a Super Bowl MVP, you're supposed to know to take that sack. Number one, number two. To be quite honest, they could have ran that ball on third down and ran it on fourth down. I wouldn't even care about the field goal and them scoring. They could have not scored. They could have ran both times. The Cowboys would have got the ball back with 29 seconds on the five. If they score that way, then I'm cool. A lot of women are very upset that football season is back. I, for one, am very excited, but they're angst, having to wait an entire week in hopes that the Giants or my team can redeem themselves after a heartbreaking loss. I don't like that feeling. And I have a football team. Do you watch football at all? Yes. You just killed me for being such a football fan for going to MetLife to watch football. I'm a huge fan because I don't understand that makes no sense. Rory is a Patriots fan. First game I ever went to was a Patriots game. That continues to go to jet games. Yeah, because I get free tickets and I love football. No, he's not a true fan. He's not a real fan. That's like indirect support of that team. Were you a Wizards fan your whole life? Listen, I get paid for my fandom. It's different. You can come tickets. Oh, so neither one of you guys are real fans. No, I'm a real fan. You get paid to be a fan. Go into an NFL football game of another team does not make you less of a fan. No, no, no, no, that's not true. That's not true. Not with the NFL of all things. Patriots fans can't go to fucking jet games and giant games. It's a New York Boston thing. Red Sox fans, if you're a true die-art Red Sox fan, you can't go to a Yankees game and Yankees fan. Unless the team is playing like you go and the Patriots don't be playing at all. Where tickets? I enjoy the atmosphere football. Yeah, I guess Rory has invited me to a few of these games. I personally don't enjoy going to the football games at all. I don't enjoy the people. I don't enjoy the atmosphere. I don't enjoy sitting in traffic. Unless you're sitting right on the fucking field, I don't enjoy meeting binoculars to see things. We were in the third row. You guys have pretty good seats. Yeah, we were in third row. All right, well, I'm just talking about my experience and why I don't like wanting to football games. Stop getting shitty tickets. Well, if you're on the third row, do you avoid traffic? Yeah, I have the parking pass. Ooh, VIP. But they're still in traffic. And we get to on field access. These shirts come with perks. You don't know that. Who are the friends of the program, bro? It was Rory sleeping with that and he gets all this stuff. I don't know. He's a little connected, man. I feel so. So what else happened? So I'm still speaking about the Giants games. My condolences to all giant fans out there. We'll be back next week. Eagles lost yesterday, which was felt wonderful to me. Thank goodness. I love seeing that Eagles lose. That wasn't even fun to watch. It is when they did. The double header wasn't fun to watch at all. Oh, my fucking God. My fantasy team. We'll talk about it later. Yeah, we'll talk about my fantasy team later. Marissa, are you going to join this podcast at all? You're just going to sit on your fucking phone. What are you doing here? I mean, you guys were talking about sports. Yeah, your segment is sports supposed to be. Yeah, mighty sport. Yeah. You're supposed to be telling us what happened in the sports world. Maybe they're punching someone. Oh, yeah, the fight. They're making a fight. The Mayweather fight took place. I didn't care. Yeah, I watched a few rounds on my phone. Yeah, I watched a few rounds from fucking her phone. She found a fucking link. And I didn't pay for it. Why would you? Yeah, no. I don't think it's over for him. He's not retiring, but I don't really care about that fight. Or what Birdo had to say after the fight, like whatever. I feel like a lot happened this week. It may have. Oh, the wider fucking line guy. The whole video now. Really? I heard it ruined the entire joke. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, we all this morning saw that shit at work. I'm really like, why? I don't know why he did that. He just stuck a fork in it. He needs better management. You had a hit single. I don't know why we don't. Vine management. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't good. He got a whole video. I think he actually went in the studio and recorded like the whole song. He didn't just do it from his phone. You can't lyrics? Yeah, like I heard like reverb. I heard shit that you shouldn't hear on a quick clue. Did it drop? Yeah, yeah. I heard a flex bomb. I heard a bunch of shit. So he ruined that. What else happened? I feel like so much happened. Christina Milion a little lame broke up. Why are you smelling all stupid in this place? We need to start recording this podcast. We do. Why do you always have the retard look on your face? Every time you talk about Lil Wayne and this girl. I just think she's an idiot. That's all. Have you met her? Oh, wait. Hold up. We're getting the tea. This is tea. This is what they mean when they say tea, right? No, not really. Because I'm not about to give you any inside info. I don't have any. Damn. Ruin my day. That's what I wanted. So why do you think Christina Milion? I love coming in here with not much to say and then someone just dissets it off. This is great. Why is she an idiot? You know what? I don't even want to talk about it, honestly. It's a podcast. It's a podcast. I know. A total. She just went into it. No one here was engaged. She's day is still around, coming around, family events. Christina can't go to any of that stuff and she's gushing about him and all these interviews and he's not saying a word about her and then now it's over and she's sending a PR statement to entertainment news as a source like, yeah, sources from their camps that they broke up. No, Christina said they broke up because he's not claiming you. So that's why she's stupid? Yeah. Why are you claiming someone's not claiming you? Pretty intelligent move then. Yeah. That's the new hustle. Prior to the statement was almost stupid. Oh, nice. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Hey, guys. Just want to let you guys know me in Wainer News, I'm donating. Sounds like exactly what I'm interested with you. No, no sources from hot 97. And let us know. DJ Juan Nido. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's all you got for me. Oh, yeah. Just in another world. Why? I don't really know. Why do you look like funk? Why do you look like death? Thank you. Now, for real, this is about a month, a month and a half where you just look like the world is ending. I just haven't really, I don't know. I've just been. The whole Labor Day weekend, you were in your house. I mean, this weekend too, except I went out to a housewarming for a house. This weekend, you were in your house for the entire time. Mm-hmm. Your, your dress seems a bit underwhelming. These are tall, tall signs of depression. I'm not depressed. Why? I just feel like I want to just get my life together and focus on me and not. That's another sign of depression wanting to get your life together. I want people and so I'd rather just work on work and stuff myself. All right. So some things are going on in your life that you're not making. There's actually nothing. No, there's literally nothing. I kind of like cleared out guys and stuff and I just, I'm like, you know. I cleared out guys. I'm clearing out anyone without any substance and I like all I really want. Oh, yeah. We're getting somewhere. I do want to eventually be in a relationship. So I'm just cleaning this way. Oh, you got it. Keeping some of myself and. Oh, she's got the cuffing season. And taking out anybody that was really just, you know, just to keep myself occupied. Mottie, cut the, cut the dancing, Gregory. I had to pull shit. Tell us what happened. Nothing. Literally nothing happened. Something happened. I know. Okay. Okay. That's three. I was about to go and launch into it again. I don't know what happened. Something is. But something is. Yeah. Tell us, man. There's nothing. I just know that no one that I was dealing with was of any substance because it was my own defense mechanism because I knew that I would never be in a relationship with those people. But you. So if I really do want to look forward to doing that, I can't just keep having these people around because I want attention at random hours of the day. That's what, that's what I was keeping them around for. Mottie, Mottie wouldn't got advice from one of her single friends. No. I'm Christina Milion. Wait, but you just had your first fly out. I know. It was like a month ago, it was a month ago and you were very excited about it. I was excited. Is this post traumatic flyout? Yeah. That's what it sounds like. PT, PTFO. F. PTFO. Why don't start with F? Oh, PT. I know. You said, Oh, PT. Just a little stump. I was trying to put the whole phrase together in my head. PTFO. All right. No, it's not because that was cool. That was what it was. You, you were very excited about that. You were on a jet. I what? Leave it alone. You tweeted that. I know, but let's just like let it like let it live. Oh, he fucked up. Oh, wait. No way. He fucked up. No, he fucked up. Everybody is still around. Why do you go from, you were tweeting about it and you were very excited. I'll put up the tweets. If I'm going to tweet about it once, like let it live there. I don't want to come on the podcast and then relive stuff and then just keep like I'm just perpetuating shit into the world when it's, I don't need to be putting all of my business out. I've been reliving Kaitlyn and teary for 10 years now. That's really sitting you well. You're really alert. You're doing good, right? I hate that shit. I hate it. Exactly. So I don't want to keep reliving it either. Let it live. It was a fun moment while it was there. Did you delete the tweet? No. It's funny. No one is combing through my tweets to figure out what I did on the weekend of August, whatever, whatever. Is that true? That's true. Who's combing through my tweets? You never know. Mad people combed through my tweets. Okay. You're fucking Joe Budden. I'm Marissa. Okay. You are. I am. I want to know. I ain't even heard from you. I ain't got a text. I know. I ain't got a call. I'm brilliant. The squad came out to party. You weren't there. I know. I've really just did this. What is happening? Oh, we have to have like an intervention with you. There is no intervention. You got a camouflage long sleeve jacket on in '90s day weather. What is going on? You don't even need to move those headphones. What? You don't even have the earrings you love. What? You don't even have the earrings. You don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have the earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even have your earrings. I don't even talk like this. You know, she is regurgitating some bullshit that she heard from somewhere. I just want to be in this space. I've been saying this to money for 29 weeks. Now, she's coming in. You know what, guys? I love life. These are the internet of substance. You love men that aren't of substance. I know, but that's because I wasn't looking for substance. And now I kind of am. And so I have to get that shit out of my life so I can allow better shit to come. Okay, so where are you going to find this substance? I have no idea, but I'm going to just sit in my house until I figure it out. Oh, who are you going to fuck in the meantime? I'm not. I don't need it. Because that's what, oh, shut the fuck up. You had a conversation with Karen Sivod. No. It was Karen Sivod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Karen Sivod. It was not Karen. It was definitely Karen Sivod. This is Karen Sivod's timeline right now. See you in the cold bitches. Somebody. This is not Karen. Karen did not call. So this is somebody did call. No, this is all in my head. No, it wasn't. You can't even produce this stuff. You're not fooling me. She's a substance now. Okay, I have always been. I just chose. Well, if you're going to be a substance then you definitely don't need to be on this podcast. You're adding absolutely nothing here. I'm not. We only have the mighty bay segment. I am. No fish, but no nothing. It's over for you, man. Yeah, no. It's one day. I'll come with a new update. All right. Whatever. Off you. So over the weekend. This is what I learned about myself. Because I think the cuffing season blues is getting to a few people out there. Hello. Well, it's definitely getting to modify. And while it hasn't gotten to me because I maneuver pretty well during the transition from thought season to cuffing season, I learned that I'm a really, really bad. I don't want to say a bad flutter. Well, I don't really flirt. I'm a bad, I'm bad at knowing when someone else is flirting. That's what I've learned about myself. And I learned this. Well, I was reassured of this last night when I got a DM. Women are starting to be very aggressive in the DMs. I don't think it's spoken on enough. Like, man, we take all the jokes for sliding in bitches, DMs, and fucking wanting to fly them out. Bitch is a very aggressive nowadays. Yeah. I don't want to be treated like a piece of meat. Yeah. I know my worst. Yeah. I've been being treated that way as well. So last night I get a DM. I'm of substance. Me too. Come on. We are of substance. We are. You don't think we're of substance? Yeah. Water. And Hennessy. Yeah. And Patron for Rory. So I get a DM last night and the DM said, "What did this girl say?" She said, "Hey." I never really know how to read "Hey" because "Hey" could mean... We're starting at "Hey." Yeah. "Hey!" You analyze it. What? Is it two eyes? No, it was one "Hey" with an emoji. No dots. What emoji was it? That tells us all. It wasn't one of the heart emojis. It wasn't the... Those are dangerous. Emoji. I mean, I'm bad at interpreting emojis as well. But if someone that you don't speak to regularly is saying, "Hey," I always interpret that to be like, "All right, what do you want?" Like, "Why are you here right now?" Mm-hmm. So, but you can't start that way because you'd be a dickhead. You can't... Somebody says, "Hey," and you say, "Hey, what do you want?" Like, that's... I've done it before. I've done it too, but I'm trying to change my dickheadish ways. Um, so I said, "Hey, back." And then she said, uh... Netflix and chill. Question mark. Whoa. Damn. And that's where I was lost. She was motherfucking ready to have go. What's her at name? I'm not telling you her at name. Why were you lost? There. I didn't know what she was saying. Were you already... Were you already Netflix and you had chilling? There was really no gray area there. It sounds pretty direct to me. I didn't know if she... Whoa. I want you to violate my vagina as we watch a film together. Simple. She may have been asking me if that's what I was doing currently. That was not what the fuck she was asking. Well, I wasn't sure. So to be sure, I said, "Who?" And then it dawned on me. Oh, wait. This girl is trying to do this with me. I'm a fucking douche. I don't... So then she felt like she had, you know, went on and on and on. And she'd been elaborated. That's what she wanted to do. But I'm really bad at that. That's like when someone else who shall remain anonymous, hit me and said, "Someone who doesn't live in New York." And they hit me and they said... They said, "Hey, do you know any good hookah spots around here?" And I said, "What a dick." And I said, "In Florida? Why would I know when you get hookah spots in Florida? Why would you be asking me this?" And then she was like, "No, I'm in New York," and so on and so on. But I say this to say, I'm very literal with words, and I feel like you should say what you mean. Don't leave a gray area. I don't want to have to delve through the correspondence. She said Netflix and chill. Like it literally got... What a question mark. Yeah, do you want a fucking Netflix and chill? Oh, that's a different sentence. Do you want to Netflix and chill? It's totally different from Netflix and chill question mark. And I'm so humbled that I don't automatically assume every girl was trying to jump my bones so they could mean something else. So I want to be certain. But Netflix and chill... Fucking shitting me. I'm serious. Netflix and chill implies like... Right, like... It's inferred. She might have been wanting to know if that's what I was doing at the moment. No, she was being gallant about it. You're not that blonde, son. You're mass smart. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm real dumb. You're better than this. I'm real dumb when it comes to women flirting with me. But... Rodney. You're... Roy. Do you want to tell us why Rodney's here? Rodney is an expert on a lifestyle that I am unfamiliar with. But he articulates himself well enough to get you to switch over. Yeah. So we were at a cookout in North New Jersey. And this topic, what's the word? Holly and Holly, you're a thing. That sounds like the shit that took down the towers. Wait a minute. Holly Emery's, man. Holly. What is a Polly Emery's? Um, Polly means... You get with a bitch. I mean, Netflix. I mean, from the Latin root, Polly means many. A more meaning love. So when you put it together, it would mean many love. So you don't believe in monogamy? I'm not saying what I believe in. I'm just talking about an oppressed people who need a voice. I'm honest. What? I'm not listening. We've been told to have long enough. We've been told to have long enough. But there are a large population of people out here who are not accepted by society. And I feel like they may need a voice. And so I may give them one today. Oh my God. All right. I'm into this. What kind of characters do you have around this? I'm into this. I'm into this. One's of some things. I'm into this. Until something is accepted by society, people living in the shadows. You know what I mean? It's like homosexuality 15, 20 years ago. You weren't just out here like, "Hey." This is a real thing. This is a real pressing issue. Yo, this is a community for many. When I see oppressed people, I've always been a person who stood up and helped them. I'm righteous. I respect your call. You fight that fight. I like the eye contact we're having. Yeah. Marty is one of those people. Why is he arguing? She's a polyurethist. No. No. You're not anymore. Oh yeah. Not now. When I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship. No. That's how I spoke. Welcome to 2013, bro. It's two years ago. It's three years ago soon. Might be three. Yeah. This is why it's time. And y'all were kind of broken up before you actually officially broke up. It was a bad three months going on there. See? Yeah. All right. Because I'm slow, let's break down that word for me again. Poly. Poly amorous. Poly. From the Latin root. Many. Many. Amor. Love. So many loves. Not just what you're not saying. Poly amor. You're saying poly amorous. Come on, dog. Yeah. I know that. I'm trying to get some intel here. All right, man. I'm going to do a primer part. So many love, which means you can love. Many. Yeah. There are some people out here who do not feel like we are wired to just be with one person. From a statistical standpoint, there are billions of people on the face of the planet. You mean, then tell me that I'm only designed to be with one person, that for some people, that's how they think that's correct. There are. There are some people that believe we have been programmed and conditioned to believe in monogamy. I won't say I'm one of those people, but I do think it's an interesting concept. I think the problem here is trying to find a woman who would roll with this concept, this idea. I don't think it's that hard. I think there's, again, a growing population of people out here who subscribe to this doctrine. Can you say growing population? I think it's becoming accepted more. Not today. We're all here. Yeah. Women are y'all talking. No, we're the millennials. You're not a millennial. So millennials are different. Yeah. We are most lucky. Yeah. Well, the 70s, they fuck too, but we're a little there. They're a little different. We're a little different. Joe's generation is a bunch of squares. Yeah. You're the only one that doesn't wear suit and tie to work. I'm so glad. I don't wear a suit and tie it out. Not that I would. That sucks. Yeah. Marissa, if a man came up to you with this idea, how would you react toward this? I don't know if it's something that could be in the initial conversation. I feel like I'd be open to it, honestly, because as we talked about it that day, remember when we talked about this a couple, maybe a month or two ago, I'm not any more opposed to the fact that sex outside of the relationship might not be a deal breaker anymore considering all things coming. But I don't think I would be a little off put if that was our initial conversation when we first met. Well, no, I don't think that would be an initial conversation. Yeah. Do you know how happy you would have to make a woman in every other area for this to be OK? For sure. And I'm not that great in these other areas. I mean, I'm not, I mean, I'm just going to call this man's name. Like, your life got to be pretty intact to get a woman to kind of roll with this. Macbody. Hey, Macbody. Hey. Nobody heard your head. Come join us. Join us, Macbody. Come on. Macbody followed me in here from the street and she had a nice shirt on. So we let her in. Are you going to, and you speak very low, so you're going to have to come closer to the mic. Like put your boobs, I mean your mouth on the mic. Have you been keeping up with this conversation? Yeah. You're going to be closer. You got to be closer, bro. Can you hear me now? No. Your project. Hello. Oh, my God. If I didn't know any better, I would think you've never been on a mic. And I know you. Whoa. Hey. Hey, Isla. You have to actually come on. Let me do a few bit. There we go. Whoa. Hey, yo. This is getting comfortable. They've got to get cameras in here. I've got to get cameras. We don't need cameras, though. Seriously. We're rocking now. We still have an extra thing for now. Oh, my God. That's a joke. Oh, my God. That's a joke. Oh, my God. I'm comfortable. I'm trying to put the mic to her mouth. Listen to her face. Look at your face. Look at your face. For the listeners that cannot see. Joe is putting the microphone in her mouth. Well, I think there's a lot of pure joy on his face and his hands on the back. And he's making it really aggressive. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, damn it. I'm fighting the case. I'm just going to say to anybody with this shit. I know. We just want to hear you. Are you keeping up with this conversation? Yes. We heard her. We're doing better here. All right. So how would you feel if a man, if a man, you could take mine actually here, take my iPhone. You probably need a more than me. If a man approached you with this idea and how would you approach a woman with this idea, Ronnie? Not you, but... Not you, but someone who believes this. I mean, hey, listen, I have been through things in my life. Anytime you start like that, anytime you start letting me know, bro, do my experiences, you know, I feel like I'm not somebody who's wired for a more traditional type of relationship. So it's got a good word. Do you believe in marriage? Me? Yeah. Personally? Yeah. I believe in partnership. I believe in having a foundation marriage is something that personally for me, and I can personalize this that I don't necessarily want, but it works for some people. I get that. Good. I get that. You got to watch this guy. I know. He's scary. He's scary. Yeah. No, but I... I wonder if this would work for him. Well, not for him, but I wonder if this would work if a guy didn't have wide receiver fail wide receiver fail. I know you're actually a really good looking person. Yeah. What is that? It doesn't have to do with it. I don't have to do with it. Ugly niggas are winning right now. No. Yes, they are. Yeah, they are. Wait, wait, wait. Yes, and I. Yeah. French is ugly. Nah. I didn't say that. Those are yours. It's kind of ugly. Sorry. I don't think he's as attractive as senile. As the caliber, I guess, you know, she's an A-list actress and he's French Montana. Yeah. We have to stop that. These A-list bitches be birds and you just don't know. They trust me. I found out some other things. Actually, weren't you confident with Diddy and the backseat? Exactly. A month ago. She doesn't have to claim his reputation. French was with her. Oh, okay. Yeah. Maybe to some people and I won't speak this way about senile eating, but I will say that quite a few of these bitches that Niggas think is just clean as a whistle ain't as clean as a whistle. I mean, to me, French is dope though. I'm like, he could keep up with her lifestyle. So what's the difference? This is a very different. What do we know about her lifestyle? She got money and he got money. That's all that matters. How do we know that? How do we know that? That's all that Nathan has. She's a fucking actress. I've seen her in one fucking movie. In her movie. Okay. In the past. She's done a lot of movies and her movie this weekend was the biggest one in the box office. That was one. Shit in the box office. It's 24 mil. It did 24 mil. It did 26 and it was only one million ahead of the M night, whatever the hell his name is, the visitor. Family. Yeah. They had some stuff. They say I did go to see the perfect guy. They gave Joe all the publishing because it's his story, his biopic, which was better than NWA. This is more rapid in this. There's more of his little joke that the perfect guy is. It is. That hold on to the bed situation. Amazing. I did go to see this movie, not thinking it would be the greatest movie, but I went to see it because I thought it would be hilarious. What'd you go with? I went with a friend of mine, Austin Mills. Oh, right. Got out to Austin Mills. It's a cute thing. The drawers put you onto him too? Not put you on. I know you're aware of him, but did you guys all start hanging through the drawers? That was mine and Austin's first time hanging together. Well, Joe paid for the dinner and Austin paid for the tickets. So they went Dutch on the date, which I thought was great. That's actually true. It just showed that Austin wasn't that type of guy. He wasn't impressed with Joe's money. Right. You know. He DJ my birthday last year. He's the fucking true. Austin, who was a great guy, came over to my house and we were hanging out. And then I asked him if he were hungry. Did he DM you Netflix and show a question mark? I don't think you were so funny. Did he DM you the perfect guy and show? Get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get. Anyways, I asked Austin if he were hungry, which he was. And then we went to eat, we had a late brunch, and he went to pay and I said, no, I will pay. Right? It's a good guy here and he said, no, I insist and I said, how about this? I will pay for the meal. You pay for the movie. He agreed. And it was a great time. What was the conversation like on this date? Well, Austin doesn't talk. He doesn't talk much. That's true. Yeah, it was no conversation. I just got to be glued to my phone and that was that and then we watched the movie. I talked through the whole thing. I was probably annoying him. I commentated the entire movie. Yeah, because you knew what was going to happen next, because it was your story. Very funny, my poo roars. But anyway, I did go and it was, I got a great laugh from the movie. This movie has been done a million times, obsessed. There was another one. I want to say enough with J-Lo, even though it's a little different. It's pretty much the same, but all these movies in the exact same way, fucking spoiler alert for the people that actually want to see the movie, you should stop listening right this second. Homeboy dies in the end. Oh, it's like the Beyonce movie. Yeah. Well, we don't wait. Which homeboy? The perfect guy. Okay, okay. One so perfect after all, you would have seen that shotgun blast coming a mile away. Anyway, back to a polyurethane with Rodney. Yeah, yeah. So Mac, if Rodney and a gentleman that look like Rodney, because that's important, because I don't think the ugly nigga can get away with this, a ugly rich nigga can get away with it. Yeah. That's true. That's what we took quick. She's like, yeah, yeah. He could totally do that. Come, come. There you go. I can hear myself without being like directly in it. Well, we can't hear you. Yeah. All right. Well, I believe it can work. You just have to like have a good friendship, or you have to really be happy and like him and like, you know, to accept it. But you're in too. I mean, I mean, it's really, I think it's really about the delivery to I think I would really get aggravated if he delivered it wrong, just off the strength I wouldn't want to. Like, if you really enjoy someone and that's their only drawback, it's like you're gonna accept it. Damn. All right. Well, you know, let me ask you this question, Rodney, is the woman allowed to do this as well? Well, I'm not necessarily, you know, we got your disclaimer, right? We know it's not you, but someone like you, I mean, I don't necessarily like you. I don't necessarily know that I would have an issue with it. I do not. This guy's a freak. I'm not saying you should pop each other off next to each other, like on some swinger time. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is if you buy chance happen to me, someone that you find yourself interested in and y'all build in, it's certain it's physical, then why not go ahead and indulge in that situation? I think the key here is nobody can be messy. You can't bring it back to the relationship. You can't do that. Exactly. Like, don't ever let me find out. Don't ever fuck with a dumb girl that's gonna be in my DMS or putting a shit on Twitter, especially in a situation where if we're public figures or whatever. Well, that's wack because dumb girls got the best box that dumb girl was going to have. I don't know if I can let it go. That would be my beef. Not that you're fucking hard, but it's like that you're fucking retarded to have that poor taste. How would you know? Like, I expect higher view that a bitch is crazy. Oh, if she's messy, you can't. Yeah. Like, you can't always tell it does suck sometimes the situations you get yourself caught up in a bad situation, but some of these bitches that are just on Instagram all day fucking conversations and being ridiculous, you know she's going to be messy. I think everyone's biggest fear, men and women, is being embarrassed in their relationship. Exactly. That's the biggest thing. It's social media. It's that much easier to be embarrassed publicly now. Absolutely. Absolutely. So you always want to save face. You always want to protect the person that you're with and make sure that they're not out here looking crazy. Like, do you care about me enough to want to protect that? Like, you shouldn't want to see me in there. Absolutely. And women's ego is very delicate. Oh my God. They're not even mad that you fucked another girl. Now she just thinks this girl has one up on you. Exactly. And that's all they care about. She's talking shit about me. We're her friends like, yeah, I got her man. Now my friends are looking at me crazy if I go back with, it's like a whole thing. That's what bothers you. It's not the fact that I stuck my dick in something else, it's that that bitch may have something over you. I mean, because we can't understand sex without emotion. We can get that. So that really wouldn't be the biggest issue. It's everything else surrounding it. It's like your thought process. Like, why did you think that was okay, knowing that XYZ would be the direct result of your actions? Did you just say that you can't have sex without emotion? I said, you can. That is a possibility. That is why that may not be our biggest beef. Okay. Yeah. How often would you say that women have sex without emotion? And a lot less than men, I know we're a lot, we're just wired differently. We attach much easier, but it is very possible. Okay. So you and Madi the body and Mack the body, you both are open to this concept. In the right situation, yes. I would like to know. I would like to have the option, like, don't do it behind my back. Let me know what it's up. Let me decide. Oh, yeah. That's what I wanted to do. Well, in his two girlfriends, something like that. Oh, you would like that. I mean, I wouldn't like it, but I would rather know than another bitch and like, my DM, hey, I mess with your man. Right. That's where the messy part comes into play. But I mean, so you would want to end your face like that direct because that would be a whole different. That's a different situation. I'd rather have that. Yeah. That's like flat out polygamy. Yeah. Me and her could be friends. Sister wives. I mean, not really. No. Would you touch her as well? Probably not because I'm not gay. Okay. So you're not gay. Well, gay implies that you only like women so so you're not by fake gay. So you've never touched a pussy. No, I'll make out when I'm drunk, you know, hey girl. All right, I am OG stuff like that, but I'm never, you know. LOL. How you really liking emoji? How do you make out when you're drunk and not have never had like a threesome? I don't know. It just never happened. Like, I'm not, I'm absolutely, I have zero percent incline to like, ever want to kiss a girl when I'm drunk sober, fucking hot. Any of those things I would never kiss a girl. However, it might be those girls. Tell me. And there's a guy in a girl just sitting there. I've had a threesome in the past. Yes, but I don't. One? A couple. No. Well, let me help you out here. That will be called three sums, that's singular. More than one. That's what I'm saying. Do you like them? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mean, I enjoy them for what it's worth. Like, I'm not into women like that, but I do enjoy just overall that everyone's being pressured and it's a cool experience. If Ish could talk to women like that, he'd be Rodney. You know, he can't talk to women. Rodney chose. Well, what's your situation? I was about to ask you. Yo, I'm so happy in life right now. That was good. We need to have more male guests on these shows here. So you're happy in life right now? Yeah, I'll let Mottie do the probing. Do you have a girlfriend? I'm so happy in life right now. Like I'm just ecstatic about everything that's going on. Do you have anyone that would text you about some shit that they did not like on your social media? We don't address social media problems. My social media is my business, so unless you're going to pay me, then you got to fall out. How old is this guy? Me? Yeah, I'm 30. Nice. That's pretty good. See, I had the baby face. Any plans for children? I already have a son, a seven-year-old. He's in second grade. My guy, Dylan. That's my best friend right there. That's a Dylan. Dylan changed my life, for sure. Made you grow up? I was a hooligan. Hooligan. I'm from Estes County. I had long dreads. I was like 240. Jesus. Yeah, you probably couldn't try this polyurethane thing. Long dreads being 240. I saw Liam. 6'2". Look at you. You're really like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No." He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" "No!" He was like, "No! No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No!" He was like, "No! to this podcast number one. Number two, I'm single and celibis. I don't wanna offend my political connects. - Same. - There's nothing going on with me. I'm just really focused on my music and my career. - I see Rodney's rubbing off on you. He's like, he's like me and Jay's right now. He's the same speech I gave 40 minutes ago. - He's trying to be in a good space. - Yeah, I mean it is, and then it'll bring more positivity to your life when you're like that. - Well when you're not, I believe that when you're not looking. - Exactly. So I'm just focusing on myself and staying home. - Exactly. Now I don't get it fucked up. I'm fucking rattling the snake every chance I can. (laughing) I'm not just into this hole. I'm not gonna buzz on that thing that you got going on. I'm letting them loose, baby. But outside of that, yeah, we're on the same court. Now, are you gonna finish probing this guy? - I mean, I can't really get much out of him. He's kinda like Fort Knox or me. - No, I give you what I wanna give you. It's not like, you gotta be that way. People got to open these days. Like I feel like I'm gonna have some privacy, have some pride, like-- - Word. - Keep your shit to yourself. - So now, since you're into this lifestyle-- - I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - No, no, no. - Just this spokesperson. - I am trying to be Al Sharpton for no press people. - We need to do like a 5K walk for this. - All right, well, hypothetically, if it were to be you in this situation. - But it's not. - We know it's not you. But if it were to be you, pardon me. I hate to burp on one of my-- What if a woman came to you and said, hey, we're living this lifestyle. I've got this guy that I think the three of us should try something. - No, nah, nah. Everything's about your comfort zone. Like I'm not trying to make any, but I wouldn't want anybody to be uncomfortable whatever their situation is. So I wouldn't necessarily be comfortable with another penis in the room in general. I've never been the guy who's like, yo, me and my man are in a train on this chick. I've never been-- - Have you ever done a train? - No, that's not my thing. - Never in your life. - Never. I've always been the guy that, yeah, I have a good one. I'm not. That's not, I just think it's weird. I'm just, I'm good on that. - So you're homophobic? - No. - I just don't like other dicks around me. - I'm just-- - 'Cause you don't want dicks in you. - All right. - That's you, doesn't mean you're over it. - I know, I was trying to get crazy in the corner. - All right, but, so a bad thing is if you're having sex with two different women, what if the sex is really amazing sex with both of them individually? You wouldn't want to try it with both of them? - With women? - Yeah. - That's my personal preference. So yeah, I wouldn't have a problem of bringing that situation together. But when you're bringing in dicks, other dicks, this is like, whoa, that's not my comfort zone. I'm good on that one. - I'm not even three-some-sev you partake in in your life. - Several. Four. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, I think I'm on the same-- - Oh my gosh, we're so many. - Wow, yeah. (laughing) - I didn't think the number was too high 'cause that old 240 would dreads. Then it was appealing to many three-some down there. - Well, I'm from SS County. You gotta remember so that way that's what they do up there. - Well, that's what they do up there. - That's it. - What's that? - Oh yeah, I want to go somewhere. - No, I'm talking about who I'm talking to. - You're talking to Rodney. - I know. What about SS County? - I know you're funny, right? 'Cause Gia always posts you. - Oh yeah, that's it. - Oh, so you've been on his team. - No, I didn't. - I couldn't have picked him out from Alana, but I didn't know what he looked like. I just always see her pose me and Rodney at the wizard's game. - And what did you think when you saw these pictures? - I didn't really see much of a picture. He'd always be like off in the background. I literally always scrolled that. - I hate taking pictures. - Yeah. - I'll just scroll past it. - You're like Batman or somebody. (laughing) You live this whole line of life. No, I mean-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's not what anyone said. - Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - No. - Okay, my bad, I apologize. - You speak for people that live another life. - I'm trying to make sure that they're okay. - It's a selfless act. - Where would you go to find women that would have launched? - This room? - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, 'cause math body and mighty body, y'all are with the shits. - Depending upon the situation. Not every guy's gonna just come to me like, yo, fuck it. - Well, what if the guy's attractive? - And we have a connect-- - Does he have to be rich? Oh, connection is overrated. - No, that has to be, that's a major part of it. - But just don't be connected with it. - Yeah, well, I-- - Joe hates that work connection. The first time I met you, he was like, yo, no connecting. I don't believe in this. I can connect with anybody. I can connect if I want to connect. It's wi-fi, I'm just gonna be connected to wi-fi. (laughing) - Did I speak about that connecting word? - You did, yeah, like you had a tangent, like-- - I just feel like it's overused and there's no merit behind-- - Joe met her. - Am I hurt? - There is, no. - But I'm not talking about me. I'm very, I connect with people very well. - I'm talking about when women use the word, we have to have a connection, like-- - Connect, I'm not talking about some physical shit. - No, connect to a woman means your texts and y'all kind of like it. - No, no, no, no. - No, I'm talking about like, you really understand me and the moves that I make and my way of thinking 'cause I know I'm a little like, I think I'm a little weird. - Yeah, women are easy to gain, no, no, no. - Here's the thing, men are very perceptive. Y'all don't give us nearly enough credit for how smart we actually are. - Well, we don't want it 'cause then our case is blown. - Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. So we kind of got a double issue. That would mean to be Steve Harvey, but we have an ability to figure out who you guys are. Like, we know who you are, what it is that you want, and we know how to mold ourselves into that. - Well, if you-- - Yeah, and then if you go to that level-- - Yeah, we beat it. (laughing) - We beat it down over 90 minutes. - This is why I'm single as fuck. - All right, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Let's get him so real. - Let's do it, it's kind of lit. Anyway, Rodney, what are you doing later, son? (laughing) - Oh my God, you guys are saying what? - Oh, man. - All right, that's cool. - Hey, how was your friend a few weeks? (laughing) - Yo, I've heard of that. It was really, really great website, you know. - Do you wanna say something? - The other day I saw a commercial when I was with my mom, but I'm like, "Mom, Fandoor!" - Well, let's get into it right now. - That's a perfect transition. - I love Fandoor. - I too love Fandoor. We're gonna get into that shit right this section. - Do you know anything about Fandoor? - Why yes I do, and if you wanna play against me and Fantasy Football this week, then join my league, that's where-- - How do we join? - On Fandoor, it's really easy, Roy. - What's this, what do you go to? (laughing) - That's a Fandoor.com/button, B-U-D-D-E-N. You just pick your players, stay under the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points. That's Fandoor.com/button to join my league, and remember the spots fill up fast, so make sure you get in before it is too late. Woo! - Yo, that sounded like maybe they were a sponsor. - No. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, Fandoor is just a leader. (laughing) - Fandoor is just a leader in one week, Fantasy Football. Yo, why don't you get me serious on this show? Oh, with more winners and more payouts than any other side, they're paying out over $75 million a week, this football season, league starts at just $1. Anyone can play. Go to Fandoor.com/button to join my private two-week league. $5 to join, first place wins, $200 top 40 teams, all win cash, and there you have it. - I'm joining. - Yeah, we're all playing though. I'll name this podcast later, we'll be playing a good show. - So, wait, how does it, like, I could pick a team, or I pick a player, or I pick multiple. - You pick multiple players. - Anybody, any team? I could just put like a-- - What type of freak are you wearing? - I could just put like, I could take a person from like, the Raiders and a person from like, the Giants and the Eagles. - Yes. - Yes, from the Eagles. - Can I play someone from the practice squad? - Why would you want to-- - No, I've got no points. - No point. - Not me. - Never need to leave. - Did you ever pick somebody from practice squad that she had a fall now? - She had a fumble. - She had a fumble man, sorry. - I told you about this shit, look. - Yeah, no, you can't pick somebody from the practice squad and Rhode Island doesn't have a football team. So, now to-- - That person was a from Rhode Island, so. - You didn't know we got flown out? - Yeah. - Monica's real quiet when we started. - Because I just, again, like Ryan said your business is not for, no, I don't know why. - Oh, okay. - Like, Ryan said your business is not for everybody. So, listen-- - Yeah, I keep my business private too. - Oh, I like it. - All right, anyways. - Where was the joke, Megan? - Whatever. - All right. Anyways. - Fandal.com. - You're picked today. - All right, so, Mac and Mario with the shit. - Yeah. - If the situation is correct. - Right. - It takes a certain type of man. - We can't hear you. - It takes a certain type of man. - A man like Rodney. - Not everybody got it like that. You have to, you know, have the connection. Again. (laughing) - Why are you looking at me like that? - Well, like, if it's kind of easy to get you on board with this scenario. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, you have to have the connection. - The connection. - The connection. - Favorite movie. (laughing) Kind of music, do you like that? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, I'm chilling, I'll be. (laughing) - What's your favorite movie? - What's your favorite movie? - What a coincidence, yo. I love that movie, too. - Rodney, what's your favorite movie? - The Notebook, Love Jones, and The Wood, my two favorite movies. - Beetlejuice is mine. - Yeah, I don't know the wood. What would be the favorite fucking movie? - This guy's a freak. You're niggas are creeps, man. - Nah, man. - No. - So, do you believe that you can live this way and be truly in love with someone? - Yeah, why? - What do you even believe in true love? - No, I mean, what is true love? I don't know, what do you mean by that, exactly? - Aw. - Rodney. - We're not gonna do that. - No, no, no, no. - Rodney, Rodney, Rodney. - This is like Jonah standing up once in children. - Rodney, you're 30 years old. I refuse to believe that you have no idea what true love means. I understand that it's relative, but if we're going by Carithians, do you believe in that, Carithians? - No, I know, I know it's, I'm like, where are you going? - I believe in that type of love that they describe. I can pull it up if you're unfamiliar. - Love is, like love is-- - Oh, not shit. - Not bragged, okay? - Yeah, all of it. I do believe in love in that way. I don't know that necessarily means that love is singular. Like you can only have that kind of love with-- - Well, it doesn't say loves, it says love. Love, that word is singular. But God is love. - Not a plural word. - I think that implies that, I think in that scripture, I'm not an overly religious man, but I think that scripture is talking about God. So it's saying God is instead of love is, or love is instead of God is. And so from that standpoint, God is loving everyone. - Yeah, well man is made in his likeness. - All right, let's go from there with God there. - So they're telling us. - No, no, no, no, I want to get into this. - Let's just do this. - So they're telling us. (laughing) - I love Rodney. - Not very religious man, I'm going to go debate. - Talk about religion. - No, we talking about love. - I'm a spiritual man, I'm not very religious. - Yeah, same. - Extremely religious, I'm spiritual, not very religious. But I do believe in love. And I don't know if you could live this lifestyle and truly be in love with one person. - I feel like you can. - Yeah, absolutely. - I feel like this can, in my opinion, this whole thing is only about some casual sex on the side. Like that's it. This is not about like dating multiple people. And I could get married and have that situation as well. Like, I want marriage, I want all that stuff. Like, I'm talking about casual sex can be overlooked in a sense if everything is taken care of at home. And that's how I'm-- - Yeah, well, sometimes significant things stem from insignificant sex. - Yeah, that's true. That's very true because the connection can come. - That was a very deep connection. - And it's a very slippery slope that we talked about. - That's how a lot of people get caught up in going to something believing that you can have very casual sex. And then some other things begin to occur. And then it turns into something totally different. - Yeah, talk one night while you're there. - So while this idea sounds amazing, and I'm sure many people would sign up for it, I don't know how many people would be able to execute it. Like me, I don't necessarily, I don't tend to stick my dick in places that I don't want to continue to stick my dick. And when I'm continuing, pardon me? - Fandoor.com. - And when you continue to stick your dick somewhere, normally that means that there's some traits and some characteristics about this person that you enjoy outside of pussy. For some people, the pussy's great, so you just keep doing it. But for some others, this person may have some traits that you enjoy and which keep you coming back. You have some commonality between the both of you. So if I have a girlfriend and I'm truly in love with her, and even if she's with the shits and she believes in this way of life as well, at what point you can't just put a ceiling on the amount of like that you have for these other people that you continue to sleep with. - I guess it goes back to self-control and how much you love the person. - It is, it is. - It's how much you love the person that you entered into this agreement with and how much, you know, if you do see yourself catching feelings for someone outside of this thing and realistically, you know, you won't be with them, having the self-control to leave it alone. It's not for everybody. - Can I have two girlfriends if I live this way? - I don't know. - Do you want to have two girlfriends? Have you communicated that? - What is ahead of you though? - I think it's on a case-by-case basis. - Well, I can't get one girlfriend. - This is what I mean. Getting two seems like would be difficult. - It's on a case-by-case basis though. I would think that whoever you are and whoever your situation encompasses, like you guys are going to have communication and you guys are going to figure out what it is that works best for y'all situation. Like you're not limited by-- - Society. - Yeah, societal standards and norms. Because societal standards and norms change regardless. So whatever you guys communicate and agree on, then that's what the terms of y'all situation are. I can't, why would I dictate to you how you want to live your shit? - What makes you happy and what's comfortable for you? - I think it would be super tough to find a woman to oblige to these things. I get that Mottie and Mac body are saying that they're with the shits because we're just having a talk piece. We're just doing this for conversation. In the event that you were actually in said situation. - I mean, not related to a personal experience I've had, but it was never something where he and I were together or it was a real connection. It was just like, I mean, I can't really explain it. Like we've been dealing with each other for a long time and I care about him a lot and I probably would be with him if all the factors lined up right, but they don't. But we're open to talking about the guys I deal with, the girls he deals with. - What are all the factors? 'Cause y'all just keep saying connection and I do want to provide some clarity for people who are listening. - With him and I it would just be if he wasn't like all over the place and if he lived near me and if he was ready for a relationship and he's not, none of those things are what works for me. - Well, now give me the traits that a man would have to possess in order for you to be with the shits. Both of you. Like you said before, everything has to be really good at home. Like he has to treat me right. - Well, if he's nurturing, he's providing, he's taking care of the house. - He's a future, he's, you know, we have the same-- - He provides stability. - Yes, we want the same things in life. You're interested in moving this forward and we work well together and we want this then maybe, yeah. - He can talk about the bitches and you'll be okay. - Okay, but the way you put it like that is-- - Well, no, well, I'm pretty blunt at some point. I wouldn't wear it this way if I were trying to get somebody to join this. - We can both feel-- - Yo, let me fuck other bitches. - I would probably talk like Rodney. - And it's not like, it's not like on a Friday night when we could be home. It's like, all right, babe, I'm gonna go fuck. You know what I mean? It's like if you're on the road or, you know, what it is and like you do something out in fucking North Dakota or whatever, cool, just don't let it come back to me and that's, it is what it is. - So I can't fuck in New York if you live in New York. - Don't fuck in my backyard. Don't let it come back to me. - What borough do you live in? (laughter) - It's all, again, it's all, again, whatever you grew, maybe there's a girl that really doesn't care. It's just, it's so-- - No, woman care, you guys can't help it. - I don't know. - You guys can't help it. And I take it that you agree with everything she just said, oh, you weren't even listening, you were fucking staring at your nails. (laughter) - They're great nails. - They're not-- - I hate it, thanks. - They're not even done. - They are too. - All right, it's not important. - Oh, man. - So you agree with everything she just said? - Yes, they do. (laughter) Why thank you for, you know what, groundbreaking news, man. You have been such an amazing guest here on this show. - Oh, man. - Hell, what do we, what would we have done without you? So much to say, so long with you. - I'm at the edge of my seat-- - So much you can just say no. - The suspense. - Yes, I do. - No, but if you guys have a good friendship, it takes care of you in every type of way, just like cares about you genuinely. Like, you guys were saying you could fake it. No, you can't fake it because there's certain actions that are done that, you know, just prove the connection. - Like, like. - I mean, guys are good finessors and they know what it takes to get the posi, or get you to be where you need to be. But again, it just depends if you're a piece of shit that wants to finesse me or-- - I mean, even if you are being finessed, if you're happy, you're gonna be with the situation. Nothing I would ever be with the situation, but if you're happy-- - Who was your last relationship? - We're not gonna speak on my last relationship. (laughter) It was six months ago. - Oh, okay, so that was relatively, that's a short time. What a win, September. That's not even two old seasons ago. Are you about to cry? - No, I'm not gonna cry. I have nothing but good words to say. It was a lovely gentleman, which is ended. - How long were you out together? - A year and a half. - Who left who? - It was like a mutual thing. - Oh, he left her. (laughter) - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He called me one day when I was drunk, but he didn't always drunk 'cause I never used to go out or anything. And then he came at me at some things and I was like, don't ever talk to me again. And he never talks to me again. (laughter) - Oh, my God. (laughter) - He was like, oh, my God, thank you! - He was like, you don't have to tell me twice, I'm out. - So, after a year and a half, one sentence. - Well, that's lovely. - No, it was coming towards that for a little bit. - Yeah. - Well, let me be the one. - It was just the final straw. - Did you have stuff at his house? Like, did you have to get it? Like, how does that go? - No. But he owed me like a little money, but I was like, whatever. Take that ill. - Yeah. - That's why you need a white girl, man. - No, no, no, no, not like that. He's white girls. - He sold something of mine. - Oh, wait a minute. (laughter) - Oh, he's not. - You might be a better guest than I thought. - Well, let me help you out here, darling. When you tell a man, don't ever speak to me again. - He's not gonna speak to you again. - No, no, no, no, no. And he does it. (laughter) That's him leaving you. - Yo, this music is fucking blowing me, right? - Yeah, they got opera, some shit going on on the floor above us. And she's killing it. - She is. She is going all the fucking-- - His body is in the office, dude. - Oh, oh, man. So did he ever try to reach out or contact you or anything? - No, but he always told me, like, from the beginning of the relationship, whenever I was done, that we could be done, he would respect it. So me saying I was done, it was like, yeah. Like, he respected it. - I don't know. - Have you tried to hit him and he just doesn't answer? - Keep it up. - No, I have it. - Oh, she can't. She can't. Her pride can't let her do that. If she says, you know what? I don't want anything to do with you. I didn't exist. All right. (laughter) What are you gonna say about that? - He really took that way up. - Yo, you know what? The women say that way too much. Women say that shit when they don't mean that shit. - We do, we do. - And then you run into a nigga like me or him, that is like, all right. (laughter) - Fuck you, that bitch. - Stick to your guns. - Yeah. - Damn. All right, so do we know how he's doing now? Do we follow him on Twitter? Do we know anything? - Any social media stuff? - I do have a catfish page that I follow him on Instagram, but he doesn't post often. - I totally respect it. I do that too. - But he doesn't post often. He's not like a social media guy. - How often do you check the page? - I like once a month because he doesn't post a lot. So there's nothing to see. - Why do you have a catfish Instagram page? - Just for shit like that. 'Cause he probably blocked you. Oh, okay, yes. - His page is private, so, you know, you gotta see it. - I wish we had more time. - I'll do that. - We should have spoken of her much sooner. - Every woman does. Every woman does. What's the matter? - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes. - I had, when I used to work for this one company, that the shut down or whatever, I had created their Instagram page. I still had it, so I fucking locked the page that no one could go on it really, or whatever, follow the people who I wanna follow. And it's good because it's filled with pictures. It doesn't look like a catfish page. - That's exactly what we had. - I have followers, there's people I'm following. It's fucking great. - A business page. - This is a conversation in itself. - This is real nice. - This is real nice. - What the fuck? - Did she just aid catfish accounts to stuff? - I don't do anything with it. I just casually look if I'm blocked from someone's page or something like that. - Madi, this is a bit contradictory. You just gave me the entire spiel about being in this newfound space. - I am in this space, but it doesn't mean I'm not fucking nosy, I'm a girl. I'm nosy as shit. I still wanna see what all about you. - Why do you wanna check up on these men without substance? - I just care. I just care what the fuck they're doing. It doesn't mean I'm gonna hit them up. I'm not gonna touch them. Actually, sometimes it helps. I mean, I remember why I shouldn't deal with them. - That is weird. - It's not! It reminds me why I shouldn't deal with them or whatever the case is, and I'm just, you know, and because-- - But you have to keep checking their page to be reminded as to why you shouldn't be. - It's part of the reason, and also, because just because we're not dealing with each other, doesn't mean I don't care about their well-being, and I hope to see that they're doing well. - Oh, then send the text. - Are you good? - No, we're not gonna deal with the whole conversation. - No, we're gonna deal with the whole conversation. - We're gonna do all that, we don't need all that. - We're gonna get ignored. - What did this gentleman do? Was he into pharmaceuticals? - No. - What was his-- - I don't mess with guys like that or-- - A lot. - A pharmacist is a great job. - Actually, my best friend's a pharmacist. - You're not talking about pharmacist. (laughing) - That's a key on that. - You doesn't work at Dwayne Reed. - So you don't mess with pharmacists or scammers. - No. - Or athletes. - What did he do for a lit-- - Or rappers. - What was his job? - I can't get too much into it. I don't want people to hit him up and be like-- - Oh, he's poppin'. - Max talkin' about you. - No. - Oh yeah, that's annoying as hell. Trust me, girl. - Does he have this-- - Let's just leave it alone. - Let's just leave it alone. - Let's stop probing. Let's stop probing. - No, he has a normal occupation. - We're on a podcast. - It's a normal guy. - I know, but it just gets messy down. - All right, so-- - Trust me, I've been there. - All right. Now, I'm gonna put this in. - Can I talk about it? - Go ahead, I don't care. - Well, this gentleman is now married. - What? Fuck him, he's a dog. - He's a dog 'cause he's married? - What? What the fuck? - How the fuck can you break up with somebody six months ago and you're ready in a whole new relationship and fucking married? - Well, it sounds like-- - Oh. - If I had to put the pieces of the buzzer together. (laughter) - It sounds just like Joe. - It sounds like you-- - He is, you are Joe adjacent. - No, no, no, no. - They're both light skinned. - Anyway, he has freckles, I'm kind of brown. Anyway, it sounds like you might have been the side joint. - No. - What do you mean, he's married six months later? - She probably was a side joint, then he went-- - Aw, you like to pick up, I'm sorry, Mike. - Yeah. - I'm a jailer. - You're a woman who will cape for women for women for women. - God damn. - Fuck out, man. - I never thought about it like that. - Really? - I'm not gonna get too much into it. - That's the first thing I said in the core. - Well, we talked about-- - Yeah, she would have had to been the side joint. - Yeah. - And he was looking for a way out. - No, the other girl might have known about her. - Don't make her-- - I don't make her-- - I don't. - I don't. - I mean, the other girl was a real ass knicker. - She was polyimorous. (laughter) - Everything goes full circle. - Oh, this is amazing. Are we reading emails today? - No. We're at an hour anyway. - How come we never read emails? - Because I haven't been here and I haven't gone on and filtered through-- - That's too what it might be over for. - I feel like I had one and now I forgot. - We already talked about Christina Amelia. (laughter) Do you want to hit her twice? All right, let's do it. - No, she needs like a sweet girl. - It might be over for Mottie. Who might it be over for? - I don't know. - I will say this. How much longer do I have to deal with this fucking depressed camera? - I mean, I'm going out this week and it's going to be lit. Tidalosine has a show. So I might come back with like, "Oh my God, I like this reinvigorated." - What do I have to do to never hear that name on this podcast again? - That's not nice. - If Tidalosine wanted to partake in this lifestyle that we spoke about today. - I don't like him like that. I am a fan of his work. - Mottie. - What? - What do you think everybody? Do you think everybody's just dumb? - Do you really think I'm trying to just be out here fucking him? I am a fan of his body work. - You know what, guys? We're going to get out of here on that note. This has been a wonderful podcast. Are we doing email when I'm doing email when I'm doing it might be over for you? - Wait, let's start a segment. Our fans miss like segments of shit. - We don't do shit on this show. - Yeah, let's do a segment. Oh, well, there's always an all love loss update. - Let's do that. - Oh, I'm looking forward to tomorrow night, which is technically tonight. - Well, tonight is the all love loss listening session. - Oh, I'm missing it. - Is that tomorrow? - Yeah. - It's tonight. - Tonight. - Holy shit. - Yeah. - Why did I think it was Thursday? - RSVP today. What was it yesterday? - Very excited. - Oh, it's tonight. - Yeah. - As in tomorrow. - Yeah. Wednesday. It's on Wednesday. - It's Wednesday. - Mm-hmm. - It's going to be lit. - Holy shit. - You have prior engagements. - I mean, I'm just saying it'd be nice to know when you're holding your fucking album listening session. - Yeah, yeah. - Is there going to be hookah? - There will be. - There will be hookah. - It is lit. - I don't normally enjoy album listening because people don't listen at all. People come near, they drink all the fucking liquor, they see people they haven't seen, they talk, they network, and they get out of there. - And they say, "Yo, was at this listening session on Twitter?" And then they go, "I went to one of your listening sessions before I even knew you. You headed at some burger joint." Damn. - That's the one that J Colman took. - It was owned nine. - That was old music three. - Okay. - Is this one at Brownstone? - That was kind of funny. - Yeah, Mack. - Oh, wait. I only RSVP'd me, but can the squad come? I feel like that makes sense. - Yes, the squad can come. - Okay. - Yeah, and because this album is a listener's album, like it's really one, two, listen to. I'm not really with the listening sessions that aren't intimate where people are just running their mouths and talking to whatever. So hopefully this will not be that way. And if it is, then whatever. I guess the label is fucking expecting me to make it not be that way. - They want me to just be on the mic and be Mr. fucking social, Mr. Promo. - Well, it's the label as a hosting. - I love them. That'll be very funny. - And they're great. They're great. They're pretty funny. Also, I thought that, alright, so my day is pretty packed up tomorrow. - What else you got going on? - And opera ladies. - I'm gonna pop a bottle and go up there. - I'm gonna walk upstairs and get a collab going on. - You might be popping us some shit. Yeah, so that's that we're inching closer and closer to. - Is the pre-order coming soon? - Thursday. - Okay. - Tomorrow. - We have a pre-orders coming tomorrow. - Oh, gosh, you guys are driving and making me broke. I just pre-ordered two albums on the front end. - Which albums? - Ties coming out on November 13th. - Nah, just ask her now. - And MGK. - I walked back to that. - MGK is dropping the same day as you. October 16th. - Okay, that's great. - It must be a beef. - Oh, it's lit. - It's a beef now. - I think they're very different. - Very different. I'm really hoping that Drake and Future just hurry up and drop their mixtape before they fucking just shit on everybody. - Is it that official? - I'm not right when that album comes off. I mean, I hate to be an honest artist here. - The funny shit was-- - They got to hurry up. - When I saw that, I was like, "All right, luckily they're dropping it tomorrow. Not anywhere near Joe's album." - And then they didn't drop it. They got to hurry up. - Is that for sure a thing? - It's a thing. - I mean, I saw that universal paper fun around, but people have been making up fake listings and a database for Beyonce songs being registered, and what does it ask for, whatever the fuck? All that stuff. - I feel like Drake and Future have spent entirely way too much time together. - They did so hard together, yeah. - They give us-- where was y'all at, or what the fuck was y'all at, or whatever the name of the song is. There has to be more Drake and Future songs lurking around there. They seem like extremely huge fans of one another. So if I had to just guess, I would think that there's a mixtape coming soon. - That cover that floated around is reportedly fake, but I'm just wondering-- - That's a fake cover, but it's really hard. - 'Cause that was a still cover. - Yeah, I was like, "I wish that shit was real." - Yeah, no, that's a really, really, really hard cover. They should use that. - Yeah. - 'Cause I don't think whatever cover they're gonna use is gonna be harder than that. - Yeah, that shit was real. - The owl with the fucking dirty spread shit. - Beautiful shit. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was great. It was amazing. - I wanna do that. - I wanna do that. - Me, I made it. - Yeah, way to go, Mottie. All right, so on that note-- - Oh my God, I don't wanna leave. - Oh, I wanna thank-- - I feel like we could be talking. - Um, Rodney Body and Mac-- (laughter) - And Mac Body and Mottie Body and Rory Body. - Joe Body. - No, Joe is not a body. My body is my temple. - I'm a moderator. - And I'm sacred. Yeah, I'll take that. I'll be the moderator. - Mm-hmm. - Um, see, I might have to both find a woman of substance and get married if you guys continue to continue this narrative. - I'm sorry, I just-- - This is just what it is. - See, see, support me on my quest for love. - Support me on the quest for mine. Fucking bring it on my old-- my past. They're supposed to be here for my present. - Your past was like last week. - It doesn't matter. - Yeah, it doesn't work. - This is me now. - Um, this was a very interesting conversation about polyurethane or polyuramist or polypyrimate, whatever the fuck the word is. Maybe pocket. - Yeah, whatever the word is. Shout out to all you people out there. Maybe we have opened up some minds out there to a new way of life, um, which will be really dope because I'm always down to fuck two bitches! - You say you begin to open as shit. - I'm joking. - You should tie. - No, I don't do three things. - You don't do them at all? - No, not now. - What if the vibe is just right? - No. - Plenty of times in my 30s, two chicks. - It's the vibe. - That's what I would energy in the room. - What if you got a connection? - Remember how I said the three-some girl keeps texting me? She said the other day, like, I feel like when I'm around you, I'm just myself. - Oh my God. - She's like, what? - What? - Did she put, uh, she gave me a Netflix and show question mark? - No, but she might as well, uh, like, it's, and she's sending me hearts, like, maybe, maybe in another life we knew each other or something. - All right, all right, all right, all right. - Oh my God. - Well, you guys are all connected. - Are we into each other? - On the flip coin, anytime a woman says that when she meets you, I feel like I've known you for so long. You can fuck that night. - I mean, I did. - And on the flip side, once you say that to a woman, you can fuck with them the next hour. - Well, as soon as you say, yo, man, yo, this shit is wild. I feel like we just, it was crazy, it's only been a day or work that you haven't seen in a while. It's like, yo, we just pick right back up. It's like, we haven't. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - They're wonderful for all the week. - Yo, that was my man texting. - These are not funny things because women get caught up in these people. - I know. - It's funny. - No, I think women put these into the groups. - Yeah. - Like, oh, look. - Oh my God. - Then they be all confused and their feelings are flustered and they don't know what to do and they start crying. Like, it's amazing. And they're gonna be like. - That's literally so fucking factual. - Hey, you guys are fucking idiots, but anyway, shout out to the polyurethist. Shout out to the woman that fought for that shit, hopefully next week we can get emails back. - Yeah, yeah. - We're gonna start a new segment next week too. We're gonna figure it out. - I'm all for starting a new segment. - And if you guys have any ideas, send us some ideas on Twitter, don't, some people come up with shitty ideas. - Yeah, so why do you keep asking people to come up with ideas? - Sometimes we don't. - If you have any ideas, email in a variety, he'll read them, hopefully. All of Lost October 16th, anything you guys want to say, any parting words? - Mine's about $10, I won't say it. - Mack is just ready to go fucking get on her catfish account. - It was lovely meeting you, Rodney. - What a thought. - Like what? - Her phone is broke like a thought. It was lovely. - It was a great conversation. - It was just so lovely. - I don't wanna hand it to him. - I don't wanna hand it to him. - You know, the energy in this room right now? - Yo, everyone's so connected, the vibe is crazy, and we are gone, peace. - Bye guys.