The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 29
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- You got a rollin' Joe? - All right, and here we are back episode number 28, right? - 29. - 29. - Oh. - You were close. - A lot of people didn't count last week. - I don't count last week here. - Episode number 29, I'll name this podcast later. Joe Button, here we are. Mottie the Body is here. Rocky the Body is here. - Rocky the Body is here. (laughing) - I freestyle that one. - Rocky the Body, wow. - It kinda rhymes. - Hey, no it does rhyme. - And it's still funny 'cause Rocky's body is treated in the dirt, it's ready way. All right, who else we got? And Michael Roars is back. - Yay, we missed two Roars. - Never been so happy to see you guys. - Listen, man, I don't think you can ever say why it's Rory here. - It's over. - I think that was apparent last week. - Yeah, really harping on the bullshit. - No, no, no, no, really. My mentions were full. - No, as were mine. - As was mine. - And mine. - This room had, I apologize to the people last week, but I know, I know when there's too much estrogen. - Yeah, and theory it might've sounded like, hey, this might work. - Well, this definitely goes back, there was a lot of estrogen, but this goes back to your fans and the people that listen to you. You can say the slightest thing, you get the slightest drop of disdain, and everyone's like, yeah, Joey's way. - No, no, no, no, that's the same correct. - Rocky go home. - Rocky has absolutely no accountability. There was, things were way too hormonal. - It was a lot. - And here, last week, but I did enjoy Jules. Shout out to Jules. - That's why I don't like having guests, right? We did that podcast with Jules, and then I did her podcast, and then Jules and I hung out for the entire day, and then I knew what I should've been talking to her about. And I don't like having fucking strangers on this fucking show where I just ask them questions, and they give some bullshit, representative answer. The next time that I-- - And they ask you about Charles Hamilton. - Did he? - Yes, why? - I don't know. - I didn't get through the whole podcast. I cut it off like halfway through. - Oh, fuck you. - I couldn't get through it. - Fuck you. - I was at work. Joey sent me that shit right after you guys recorded, and halfway through, I was like, I can't do this. I got shit. - Don't worry, come in here, pumping his chest, pulling his fucking chest out. - No, no, no, no, no, nothing to do with you. - With me, it was just a lot going on. - Yeah, I was waiting for what was going on last week. That won't happen again. We're gonna cut fucking the bodies mics off, and have men talk. - We're talking about fucking football. - Football season is approaching, so we do need to talk about football, but let's leave without a VMAs, right? I didn't see it. - I didn't see it. - It was annoying, 'cause I was in the West Coast. - 'Cause it was tearing the fuck up. - On the West Coast, you have to like, fucking wait until it's over on the East Coast, and everyone live to each through it. But, so I watched it twice, 'cause I watched the behind the scenes cameras that you couldn't stream on MTV, and then the actual show, and they both sucked. So, there's my review. - Mm, I cut the recaps of Kanye's speech, 13 minute speech, and Amber's outfit, and that's about it. - I didn't see it. I was busy at my birthday celebration, and I didn't really care to see it when I got home. - Yeah, you didn't miss anything, bro. - I didn't really care to hear recaps, see recaps, after-- - The tweets were enough. - I saw a con. - I didn't look at my timeline. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't, yeah. - And didn't they get like half the viewers they got from last year? - Yeah, they said the ratings were shit. - Damn. - Well, I just wanted to know. - 'Cause they were all that Joe's birthday. I think exactly what happened. - I wanted to know if the actual show was shit. I heard about Kanye's rant. I saw a bit of that, but I couldn't quite make it through the entire rant. - I don't know, it just doesn't seem, maybe just 'cause when you're younger, everything is just that much more epic, but it just doesn't seem like that crazy as it used to be. It used to have real fucking moments and really interesting segments, and the host would do cool shit. Miley just fucking put on a bunch of stupid outfits. So Miley was Miley. - Yeah, I mean, she did, as far as speaking, I think she did very well, but it just wasn't like well-thought-out fun pieces like they used to have for hosts. - I think it's Tara was, she's leading the young youth right now. That could just be 'cause, yeah. - Is she leading the young youth? - She's not leading anything. She's just being a fucking retard off in a corner. - Well, there were numbers while she's doing it. - Well, that's most of the young youth. (laughing) - I mean, I think every generation has a Miley. - I mean, you're talking about that. I was thinking about that when I was coming here, 'cause I knew we were gonna talk about the VMAs. Did anyone act like Miley prior to her? - I mean, I'm like, I don't get my own way. - I'm like, I don't get my own way. - Yeah. - In their own way, yeah. - Madonna, Gaga, like they've all done it in their own ways. - Yeah, Brittany had a moment. - Nikki, Nikki used to just like a retard back in the day. Not too long ago, but what two years ago? - No, Nikki can't really do it 'cause she's not white. - Does Miley make good music? - Well, Nikki and Nikki-- - The Lady Gaga make great music. - Miley is a great singer. She does make great music, so I have to-- - I don't know, I haven't listened, who makes great music? - Miley Cyrus, she's dope. - She doesn't make really good music, she's a great singer. - She's a great artist, yeah. - I don't know, I don't know. - And that's why she's able to get with us into that Juicy J record, and I don't know. - How come y'all can't let each other speak? - I was just agreeing. - 'Cause it's four of us? - Maybe. - What are three of Miley Cyrus' songs that I have to hear? - Wrecking ball? - I've heard of that. I'm sure I've heard that song. - It can't stop or won't stop, don't stop. - Young guns. - It's about that memory, you can't go in. Ain't nobody stopping at that point. - So Miley does make really great music and we can't name three of the songs. - I just know two. - She's a great vocal. She has great vocals. - So we can't name three of the songs. I mean, I don't know, I'm not saying this to discredit, I'm just ignorant, I'm uninformed, when it comes to Miley Cyrus. - Start with those two and then go. - I just have to have heard Wrecking Ball before. - Wrecking Ball, I think, I heard and do enjoy, I think. - Very good song. - Oh, whatever, her and Nicki Minaj had a moment, okay, that was cool, do we care about that? - No. - Was it stage? - It seemed stage. Nicki couldn't get past her rant without smiling and laughing, so I think it's stage. - Well, what did she say about her? - She just said now back to this bitch that has something to say about me. - No, I saw Nicki, but what did Miley say to spark Nicki to say that? - Miley was asked about the whole little beef between Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift from a couple of weeks ago when they went back and forth on Twitter or Nicki saying that she felt she was snubbed for the video of the year category. And so Miley was just basically like, I don't get it, I don't know why she felt she was snubbed, blah, blah, blah, basically sliding the whole thing. - No, Miley, I've read that she said Nicki Minaj is a bad influence, hurt her, and a few other people are bad influences. - No, that was something separate, and that wasn't Nicki, that was Kendrick and Taylor. - Oh, she got much, I know. - But I think all of these little things are stage beef, 'cause now all of a sudden Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj is on stage to get a full production. I think it's all stage BS, and it's why. - It's like all from the reality world, like everything is just now, like, what can spark more headlines? - Okay, so speaking of reality world, Rocky let me know that there was a love and hip-hop reunion. - Yeah. - I don't know anything about that. - I didn't watch the season at all, I caught the last five minutes of last night, and I didn't know Mimi and other chick were friends now. - Well. - They were all hugging on stage, I was man-confusing, I just changed. - Oh, Josh, what happened? - I'm glad I didn't watch the season. - Josh revealed that she and Mimi had sex before with Stevie J, they had threesomes, which I think was obvious to anyone with. - Oh, Stevie's the MIMB. - So, Justin said that she ate Mimi out, and then Ariane said that she wasn't invited, so it's a whole big threesome. I think pretty much Justin fucked everyone on the cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. - Like a real nerd. - Nice. - And yeah, so now they hugged it out and-- - Yeah, the girl I had. - That sounds way more interesting than Vimi. - The girl I had a threesome with that time, she found me on Instagram and asked for my numbers, so I gave it to her, 'cause I felt like I should, and now she keeps fucking texting me, asking what I'm doing, what are we gonna hang out, and it's really strange, because I don't really want to, you know, did you really want to be friends? - Yeah, not only people do it, like in reverse, like they give someone their number, and then the threesome happens. - Yeah, no, the threesome happens. - Then we go out. - I don't even know how she found me, it was weird. - Well, you found her too, right? - No, I mean, I found her in that photo that had gone around, but not. - So you did find her, because that's how I saw her. - Yeah, but it was just literally coincidence that it didn't have a name attached to it. - The servant is girl, the nerve of this woman, wanting to speak to you after threesome, and follow you on Instagram. - That's her fucking worst. - Oh my God. - Fucking rude, the fucking bitch. - Oh, speaking of Instagram, right? So I didn't, listen, I didn't know that me finding Jen last week on his podcast was like a real big thing, but apparently my fans are really happy for me. - Yeah, I've read a lot of tweets about that. I know it's an amazing moment. - I'm not sure why everyone is so excited about that, but whatever. - Did you get an update? What's going on? - Jen as well. - Okay, good. - Jen, Jen is doing it. - We followed each other on Instagram too. - Show it to Jen. - Listen, listen, listen. See, you gotta keep the stuff like that low. - Oh, no, I'm gonna go find out in the recent, I mean, they already did what you do too. - They already found her, 'cause her page is private, but she got like 500 requests now, and Jen is, you know, she's not with all of that. So I hope she denies all the weird stuff. - What does Jen have to hide? That's what I wanna know. - All right, Jen is so low key. - So I saw, I saw, I've been texting, I've been having textual relations with Jen, right? And she informed me that she, you know, has seen my Instagram. Now I see why people delete pictures of Instagram. I'd be the last person to the party. I don't delete pictures. I feel like pictures are moments in time, you capture them, you revisit them, you go back, you remember where you were at that time. I never delete pictures. - I need them. - I might need to start deleting pictures. - What is her beef? - Oh, she don't have beef. Jen is Jen, Jen is like-- - I mean, I've never been in a very casual way. - Yeah, no, no, no, no, I mean, it's just some things that are not meant for everyone's brain to interpret. - Mm. - Like what? (groaning) (laughing) - Okay, how far back does she go? Two summers ago? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are two independent thoughts. She was on my Instagram, but she made no mention of seeing something that, you know, was disturbing or something. But, you know, rekindling or reconnecting with her and her saying, "Hey, I was on your Instagram." Maybe this is some shit that happened in the last two, three years that I don't want her to see. Maybe. - Yeah, that's like irrelevant. - Yeah. - She doesn't really need to know. - Yeah, you know? - Yeah. - So, I thought it was only right and I never do this. I said, "Well, I'm gonna go on your Instagram then." I go, "Look at your fucking life." - I did too, I thought she had a kid. I was like, "Oh, wow." - Yeah, I said that. - Yeah, I thought I figured out. I like, "Look at that picture." I'm like, "No, Jen, no!" - So I'm on Jen's Instagram, just scrolling. Now, all right, hold up, timeout, let me preface, let me preface my little story here. For the record, I love women. I just want to say that for the ignorant people in the universe, it's not a gay bone in my body. However, I'm scrolling on Jen's Instagram, just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. This is after we had already done the whole catch up, how you been, so she already told me how she broke up with her fucking ex-boyfriend, right? I'm scrolling on her Instagram and what's right there? 152 weeks back, right there for me to see in front of my face. - This is coming from the nit picker who did not like a chick because she held her finger on the window button too long. So let's remember who we're talking to. - Well, wait a minute now, all right, that was a little misleading because she doesn't have very many pictures, so it's very easy to get to 152 weeks ago. What's right there smacking me in the face, Jen and her fucking ex-boyfriend, and I gotta say, this guy's really fucking fine. (laughing) - This guy was like the fucking God prototype for fucking men. - Wow. - It's like, whoa. - Hence why you didn't get the new number. - Why the hell did you leave him? You're a dumbass. - Did you happen to DMs, bro? - And who's DMs? - Homie? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no. But I did click on his name. - I clicked on his name. - Did he follow back? - Let's go see what the hell this guy is about. Fucking Aaron or whatever he's talking to his name is. I don't know. His life looked pretty interesting, likes to fish. - Oh, good for him. - Yeah, but I mean-- - That's not sufficient. - This is the first moment I've ever had where you scroll and you look and you say, well damn. - Yes, were you mildly into care for me? - Your ex is pretty all right. I don't know what the fuck you're talking to me about. - You better go fix things with Homie. (laughing) - Need advice? Like what's going on? - You can sit in there praying to some lame that waits in line for Jordan's. (laughing) - Hey. So I text Jen, I text her and I say, hey. - No. - Oh. - Your ex is fine as hell. (laughing) What the hell did you leave her out for? - Okay. - Fucking Eddie. - Eddie's Bond 77 is fine. - Yes. All right, hold up. I think I have a picture on my phone. Let me show you a picture of this guy. So y'all don't think I'm like nuts here. Let's see. - Wait, did you save the picture? - Yeah, because she responded with, you had to scroll pretty far back to see that. And I was like, no, it was fucking five weeks ago. - Is that your ex or your girl's ex, bro? Come tell me. - Listen, man. - Let us see. - Let me just check my phone. - So Joey's screen cast. I have a picture of James Bond. - Oh. - Wait, you screenshot it or your honor Instagram? - Okay, he's hot. Let me see. - See? - He's got body. - Told you. - Let me show off your bay, bro. - No, this is the fuck up, Rory. Mindy, you're into different types of guys, so. - I mean, that would be my friend. - He doesn't have tattoos on his face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's like a beast. He's naturally good. - He's a kendo. - He's a kendo. - Yeah, he's one of those. - We did again, let me see. - Here, here, take my phone, Rocky. So I just thought that was interesting. - And he wanted somebody to do for a living. - And it's, yeah, right? He's not a dope way, Rocky. (laughing) - He follows his taxes. - Yeah, what the fuck? - Oh, I got it. - Not your type. (laughing) - You guys got weird fucking types. - My types are normal. Okay. (laughing) - Fishpot got a grill. He looks like an idiot. - You have a grill. - And look like an idiot. (laughing) And you're fucking angry with the fucking grill. (laughing) - Fucking relationship goes. (laughing) - But anyway, so looking at this guy on Jen's Instagram, right? I then thought because I'm self-centeredness is the core of my disease. So I then thought, wow, this must be how certain people feel when I'm on someone's Instagram. - Oh, my Lord. - Well, he has major body. I'm on his Instagram now, by the way. - And I don't. (laughing) - That we know. - Shut up. (laughing) - He's not that handsome, but he's his body is crazy. - His mange. - Mm-hmm. - Probably not. - I wouldn't peg him for either of you guys' style. - Nah. - No, but I know how to, I know I could see a fine white boy and be like, oh, okay, I might one day. - You have a day to white guy? - Never. - Me neither. - Not even a Spanish guy. - Me neither. - I've never even kissed a white guy. - Not even a Spanish guy. - I did it a Spanish guy. - Have you kissed somebody in life? - Ah-ha. - Man, I'm asking. - How do you kiss with your little grill thing? I'm a jig. - I don't, it's the same way. (laughing) - I'm asking. - I don't know where my grill all day every day. - I mean, I don't know. - I've never been a grill guy. Like, grills were cool in '88. - I had grills, they're cute, thanks. - But just like all the shit that's dope way back then, the fucking kids grab a hold of shit and ruin it. - I can't say, I don't know if I've ever kissed with my grill in my mouth. - I kissed with a razor blade in my mouth. - Okay. - Okay, sir. (laughing) - Where you at? - I wish you don't try queen. (laughing) - That was very 1997. - That was very trapper-keeper. - But what if, like, I don't understand how that works, when they like cut the bottom of your tongue? - No, you slide on the side of your mouth. - So, would it cut your cheek? - No. - Have you ever slid anything on the side of your mouth? - Not a razor blade. - But anything else? - I don't know, maybe like a raisin, while I'm like two in something. (laughing) - No. - I feel like Larissa is inquiring about how to do this. I think, I think she might, that might impress some of the people. - I'm trying to get this mother, hey. (laughing) - Remember that head I gave you last night? (laughing) - We'll catch you in my mouth too. (laughing) - I'm multi-talented. - No, he didn't dig it when he realized that I had a blade in my mouth. There was kind of psycho to him. I was like, it's 1997, we were in the hood. - He's a song about that razor blade on a dinner plate. - Rory, have you ever dated a woman with a grill on her mouth? - I have not. - I wouldn't have expected you to. - No, I've had relations with one, but I've never dated one. - Kind of like the girl that you brought that time to the part of me all went to. (laughing) - What date was this? - Oh, at all. - Remember the one we were making fun of? - Yeah, that looked like a stripper bae. (laughing) - Yeah, stripper bae, oh, she's a slipper. - She's a looker. - Stripper bae was wild. I've never dated a woman with a grill. - Stripper bae is a very nice griller. - I've never penetrated a woman with a grill and hopefully outside of it. - Well, in her mouth at the time or if it has never worn one, period. - No, never worn one. Or not to my knowledge, at least. - I feel like Kaylin owns a grill. - Nah. - I don't think she does. - Nah. - I think she should though, I think it's true. - Yeah, I was just thinking that in my head, yeah. - She would look cute with one. - Well, I don't think I-- - A bottom grill. - We're from Miami, well, she's from Miami. I'm from Miami, that works. - No, if I ever saw Kaylin and the grill, I would ask her to remove it immediately. (laughing) - Would she oblige? - If I provided a-- - A valid reason, I'm sure why you're asking. - Decent reasoning, I don't even have to be valid, long as it was decent. (laughing) - What's the reason? I don't like it, take it out. - Kaylin. - Nah, bitch, you look stupid. (laughing) Like some people need to, younger women and their decision-making sometimes. Sometimes you should run your thinking past some other people, so I was with-- - And not your friends that just say yes, bitch to everything. - Yeah, yeah, like God, I was with this woman who shall remain anonymous yesterday. She's coming back from, this is what she told me. - And she would never lie to you. - Who would? - She's coming back from a two-week family vacation in DR, and she brought along one of her buddies who is in the nightlife. - Okay. - And now, when I hear things like that-- - That all seems to check out to me. - He sounds so much better. (laughing) - So, yesterday was my first time seeing this woman, but it was already fishy from the jump. So, this woman gets in my car and I say, so, family, huh? - And she says, yeah, like I bought my daughter, like I bought my family. I said, well, first of all, I don't know anyone who wants to be around their family for two weeks. - That's what I was thinking about. - I don't know. - I can never. - Now, that may sound like a really horrible thing to say. - It's not. - I don't want to be honest with themselves. - Yeah, I don't want to be around my family for two weeks straight. - I think I'm also gonna do like five days tops. - That's too much for me. - How my family operates, three days is too much. - Yeah, you give me about, we'll take three days. - We're gonna kill ourselves by the stroke. - Yeah. - So, that was a little fishy to me, number one. - The Spanish people, they're like, they're really family-ishy. - Nah, nah, nah. - Nah, nah, nah. You didn't go to DR to spend two weeks with your family. - What's a minute? - Marissa, we're not gonna start your snitch bullshit. - No, I was gonna just mad at you. - You don't know what it is, don't mouth it to me, don't do shit to shut the fuck up for a change. How about that? - How about it? - So, then, she had a friend with her. - Friend be? - Who was also on a family trip. Coincidentally. - Of course. - So many coincidences here. Coincidences here. So she gives it my car, 'cause I don't wanna drag this out, 'cause it's not really an important story. And she looks different. - Mm-hmm. - And I say, you look different. - And she says-- - What body part looked different? - I couldn't tell. I couldn't quite tell yet. All I knew was, something was different here. - You didn't know what was happening. - And then she got-- - But something was happening. - Something was happening. - And she's got this-- - Something is-- - She got this really stupid look on her face. I don't think you're mad, what are you talking about? - Oh, no. - Is this someone else who picked up? I'm sorry, I had to blink out. - Mm-hmm. - Is this someone else who picked up? - No, this is the same person. Same person, same story here. So she then proceeded to tell me a story about how she had a health issue is what we'll call it, and she had to get something done to fix it. - Okay, it's not who I thought it was. - And I said, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That ain't it, nah, I mean, glad you're alive. Glad you are healthy, but nah, not really what I'm saying. Something else is a bit different. So as the night went on, and her and I were only around each other for maybe about an hour and a half. As I would casually just briefly maybe brush against her, think areas were hardened, a lot of them. - Hardened. Who's in the gym? - Here we go. - Nah, nah, I'm not rolling with the gym shit either, but I mean, long story short, this woman who had this fucking amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing figure. Now don't, she ruined it. She fucked it all up. - So she got surgery and fucked up. - I'm not saying that. I don't know what she did, but she fucked it up. It's bad. - Oh man, that's scary. - And she's like, I don't know what the young people are doing out there. - Well, she's got to host parties, B. Now she can host parties. - And that's what I said. I said, you're not trying to get booking info, and you say you're trying to go to school, and you say like, the things that you say in your behavior, oh, it's all over the place. But anyways, I was real disappointed about that. Reminds me of when April from LA, who had the best titties in the universe, decided to get a breast reduction. - Now that I can understand. - Back up at her back. - Well yeah, no, I can understand. Her titties were entirely too large for her frame. April was five one with Fs. - So she should've just got a new spine. - No. - No, she should've just let me come on 'em before she finally ruined them. - That's a streamer. - Or at least take a bunch of pictures and send 'em. - Yeah. - So we can reminisce. - Yeah, what the fuck? And then I tried to find the old pictures. - We could have a week for her titties. - I tried to find the old pictures I had at April's tits on my computer, but they were from so many years ago that I couldn't find 'em. - Yeah, those people had Apple probably had a ball with your computer. - What a shame. - They didn't fucking wipe my computer out. - They say, "Don't ask you on a hard drive." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucking horrible. So my birthday party was Sunday, Rory did the door, it was cool. I was quickly reminded. - So he was Dory. (laughing) - That was so corny. It was funny. (laughing) - Dory. (laughing) - Michael Dory's. - Dory. (laughing) Yes, he was Dory. - He was. - Yeah, he did Dory, he did a pretty good job. Few people came out, few people canceled. I was quickly reminded why I don't like throwing birthday parties, just too much. - Do you like when people send you the, I'm not gonna make a text today, I'd rather you not fucking text me and just tell me the next day like my fault. I don't wanna know the day of when I'm already stressed out going through the motions that you're not gonna fucking come. - I don't really care about that. Normally with me because I'm an extremist and I'm dramatic when people hit me and say I'm not coming, I never speak to them again. - Okay. - Damn. - Well, yeah. I mean, it sounds fair to me. - If you can't make it, you're never speaking to me again. - If you tell me-- - Glad I didn't have a gift or a point with that. - If you, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you tell me that you are coming and our relationship is that of a reliable one, I need you to be a reliable person. And I show up for you 'cause I think it's very important that people show up for people. My mother taught me that long ago. - Thanks for coming to my birthday then. - Oh, I know. - Well, my fault was broke. - Okay, valid. - Yeah, that's valid. Now, if you're a footer's broke, I don't expect you to come to my birthday party. But if you're telling me I'm coming and then you do not come and there's not a pretty good reason why you just overslept or you forgot. - I fucking know. - You love 'em tired, I'm not gonna make it out tonight. - Yeah. - Fuck you. - I've never been tired. - No. - That's not a valid fucking reason. It's my mother fucking birthday. Birthdays are important to me. - Yeah. - I don't celebrate my birthday at all. - I don't normally celebrate them either. Actually, this year, immediately after my party because I was totally worn out, I stayed in bed most of my actual birthday, which was Monday. I started binge watching this show called Narcos. - I saw that on my timeline. - Excellent show. - Narcos? - Really good show. - Is it about cops? - It's about, I guess it's about, well, I haven't completed the first season, but it's about Pablo Escobar and him becoming Pablo Escobar. - Got it. - Boy, is it really good. - The trailers look phenomenal. - I haven't seen it real. I haven't seen any of that shit. The story sounded interesting. The timeline said it was dope. Normally when the timeline says something is dope, I think, oh, that's not dope. But this was really, really, really good and in not having any holes, you had kind of have to start occupying your time resourcefully. I didn't have any birthday sex. - And Netflix is resourcefully? - Yeah. - Okay. - Damn number. - Well, you know what happened? I was telling a good friend of mine yesterday. I said, I woke up on my birthday and I felt like writing a rhyme and then I remembered that I can't change anything on my album now 'cause it's too late. So I didn't write it. - Damn. - So it was a plan, I was on Plan B, which was Netflix and chill, like a Netflix chill date with myself. - With yourself. - Yeah. And it was great. It was great. It's not some masturbation in here. So it was like a real thing. - Thanks for that. - Yeah. - Did we do not sneak masturbation in? - Well, when I do it too much, then I have to take a break. 'Cause it's not as fun. Then you can just put it in our fucking ear. (laughing) - Oh, it's a little much. - It's just not. - It's not. - It's really back in like that. - Oh, it's testosterone. - Oh, wow. - What are you fucking now? - So we kids are well beating my dick. - Yeah. - You guys. - So with cuffing season approaching, because I've been thinking about it, it's gonna be a really long, lonely cuffing season. - I'm stressed. - And some things happen. Do you guys have someone to cuff with? - I'm working on one. - You're working on one, the same person I would hope. - Yes. - You don't even know. - Yes. - You're confused every week. - Yes, yes, yes. - Do you have a good guy in corporate America? - Yes. - It's not even a book. They only sound right. (laughing) - Why does his position have anything to do with anything? - Because you date for position. (humming) - It's just too good. - Let's do the same, y'all. Let's do the same, I'm afraid. - Turn it on! - It's left. - We will delete his position. (laughing) - Roy, do you have-- - But, Jace, you know. I always got something. - You know how that goes. - I love Roy. - I wanted to try to find a very indiscreet way to let the listeners know how my sleep was interrupted on Sunday morning. - Your sleep was not interrupted. You were awake. My sleep was interrupted. - You were sleeping in his house? - I was waiting for my Uber, and I fell asleep on the couch. And then I was awakened by a very angry, foreign woman. Ooh, I like these stories. - Whoa, well, let's talk about that briefly. 'Cause I do love said woman. Like, she's great. She just wasn't great that night. Was I awake? - If you weren't, the whole block was awake afterwards. - Okay, can I just take a guess who this was? - No, I'm not gonna say it. - My country? - I'm not gonna say it. - And I'm not gonna name any names. - Wow, we always got a snitch on this fucking podcast. - Why the country? I didn't say her name. I don't know any of their names. - You're gonna offend Roy's political connection. - Oh, okay. - And his other hoes. (laughing) That's a joke. - War part of the reason. (laughing) - So, okay, that's what happened, Art. So we were on the deck. Me, you said foreign woman. A couple of people from out of town. Amani was there. Amani's been really turned up lately. That's a whole another topic. So I went downstairs with one woman that left Amani upstairs with two women and Roy was going to sleep with foreign woman or leaving. - No, I was going to the basement and the basement was occupied. I'm not gonna push y'all on blast and what's going on in your house, but it was occupied. So I said, I'm not staying there. - Not by a person. - Not by a person. Well, kind of. We'll just get to the fucking story. - Okay, let's be the same, guys. - I fucking love. - I fucking love. - Yeah, there you go. - Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm gonna call it Uber. I'm not staying in the basement. I fall asleep waiting for the Uber. I was exhausted. I leave my phone on my chest. I wake up with my phone being thrown at me. - Oh my, this is fun. - And a woman screaming very loud, rushing out into the street. - Like, really loud. Like to the top of her fucking lungs at, what is it now? Four in the morning? - No, I might have been like five, six. - It's probably five in the morning. Like, I thought that Amani was upstairs choking somebody out. So I ran upstairs and he was chilling. Okay, so what was-- - So then I ran downstairs and she was still screaming. And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Pardon me, you guys have to argue quietly. - Shut up, I got-- - You guys have to, you cannot do this in this neighborhood at this time. I don't know what type of Jersey City argument you guys are having here, but this is not the place. You just continue to scream, I guess. - But you can go through your phone or something? - That seemed to be the case. - Sam's fine. - Now, I was wondering why Sea Rory is like a young OG. Like, this is, I didn't understand. - Yeah, like nine-hour season debut. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Why is your phone-- - Unlocked. - Unlocked. - That's, I still haven't had this conversation with her. And I'm not going to because I don't want to bring it back up and get yelled at again. I was trying to figure that out, too. 'Cause my phone was locked. - Oh, she knows your password then. I used to always look over my boyfriend's shoulder. - I changed my password weekly. - Wow. - Does she see you weekly? - Yes. - So, she has eyeballs weekly. (laughing) - Well, you know, and I know men can attest to this, getting woken up out of your sleep with an angry woman that has an agenda for something that you did specifically is the hardest thing to come back from. - Your brain is not fully functioning when you wake up. - At all. - Like, I had no idea, I forgot what the fuck I was. - See, 'cause you weren't in the basement. - Yeah, that was bad, man. That was bad. So, I wouldn't have been the petty friend that I am if I didn't stick my head by the window so I could hear everything. And boy, oh, man, I just don't understand. I don't get it, I don't get it. - Well, only my main goal was to quiet her down, which wasn't really working. But that's what I kept going back to. I said, "We'll talk about this at my house." - Oh, no. Apparently, and I just overheard this, I could be totally off base. Apparently, Rory sent a hard emoji to someone. - Ooh, the nerve of him. - And then me, Ian Joe, was talking about it. Like, the nerve of these fucking women, the emoji is in the phone. - Doesn't mean you press it. Are you telling me Joe? - I didn't mean to the emoji. It's in the phone. - So, do you send Joe hard emojis when you talk to Joe? - It was a very bad argument. - You don't even send me hard emojis, roars. - Wait a minute, I don't want to get yelled at again. - Wait a minute, y'all are defending this shit again? - Yeah. - Yo, y'all defend the dumbest things ever. - Well, first of all, she shouldn't have gone to the phone. 'Cause that's all for the record. - I had never met this woman that I was texting. - Why the fuck are you texting a bitch hard emojis? You've never met her. - Oh, that's when you're supposed to text them. - First of all, it's the person that you don't want to see anymore, so leave me at this. - I mean, I didn't break her. - What was the context of the conversation for you to send a hard emoji to? - Wait, who cares what it was? Nigga, a girl is gonna have a pretty hard time if she start beefing to me about sending a hard emoji. - What the fuck are you harding, bitches? Heart me, fuckin' send me hard emojis. - See, I do believe that you believe that. But I guess there was some other shit in the phone that she found or whatever, but who? I mean, who cares? - It was the context of the phone. - I didn't listen to all of that. - Right, which he doesn't remember, right? - Then when I couldn't hear anymore-- - I was half asleep. - When I couldn't hear anymore, because they actually did decide to keep it down, I went outside. - Of course he is. - No, he didn't, he didn't. - Yeah, I didn't, I just went to check on the garbage. (laughing) - I didn't check the way I was. - Garbage is pretty cool. I'll just stand there and make sure no one takes it. - Fancy seeing you guys here. You're right here. (laughing) - So, while I was outside, making sure the garbage was safe, I heard Rory-- - Chilby. - I just got it, just one thing that-- - Was he minding on it? - I wasn't minding up. - No, I wasn't minding up. I was just being dumb. - It's only one thing that I heard, and then that was enough for me. I had to turn around. I had to leave the garbage. I had to go back and ask. - What was it? - I heard that. - It was so bad. - But there was context around it. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We don't hear about that. - We're not talking about the context. - We're not talking about the context. - Oh. - I heard, oh. - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. - This is something that every man has made this mistake at some point in life. So I don't knock him for it. It just brought me back to when I was his age, and I may have tried that one. I heard him say... (laughing) - I'll call her right now. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - She threatened to do that. - No, no, no. - She's asleep right now. - We never will forget to happen. - Or, or. - I don't wanna wake her up. - Or if you're a real nigga like me, you gotta have the same number, the same name stored under a different number, just for when you wanna pull a... Nigga, I'll call her right now. Like, you gotta do shit like that. But I heard Rory say... Oh, there wasn't even me using my phone. (laughing) - This is my man. - What, I saw you treat that joke that they gotta give that line up. - There was context around that which made it somewhat true. - Somewhat. - I mean, we don't care about that part. My only thing is that line has never worked. - Nevermind. - A nigga has never, even if it's true. A nigga has never said that line to a woman and she did it. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Why didn't you say that for a nigga? - Ever happened. So once I heard that, and you're telling that to an irate of foreign woman, yeah man, it was time for the, you know, it could have stole the garbage at the point. (laughing) - I just had to go, I just had to go inside and have us on that one. - Fuck this garbage at this point. - And then when I went back outside to make sure everything was safe, I guess she was leaving and she looked at me and said, "Joe, enjoy your party "'cause I am not coming." (laughing) And I said, "Well, wait a minute. "That's not fair." (laughing) I didn't do anything. I was great. - Nah, he was the homie that was texting. - And me and you, and me and you have been great. Me and I were together the whole day without worry. So I get the fucking wrong end of this, fuck, 'cause Rory's a piece of shit. - 'Cause Roy texted part emoji. - Fuck him, you me and Jake, sprull. Birds of a feather. - So anyway, hey, Rory and I are not birds of a feather. - Do you flock together? - No, well, sometimes. Sometimes we do. (laughing) So then I was very shocked at my birthday party when this one was there. - Oh, you did it that quick? - Where's the man? - He is, he is classic kid. You can do it. - I had to take her home with an Uber and... (laughing) Not me. - Hit her with that smooth and symmetrical, huh? Nah, I'd go. - Yep, yep. So that was pretty cool. So it was good to see her at the party. - And we're great now. - Shout out to her. - Yeah, shout out to her. And she joined us in Queens in the morning, it was great. - Yeah, and she just called me before this podcast, too. - I think she's coming up here to drop your cake off. - Oh, that's nice. - Oh, okay, so then I know who this person is. - Yeah, well, 'cause you were in the car, what'd you call? So yeah. I did want to address... - We need to talk about your birthday a little bit. - Yeah, 'cause people wanted to know. - I thought we did that just now. - No, we just said you were stressed. That was great. - That didn't happen. - Any ex-girlfriends show up, like any... - Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn, every good time. - Kaitlyn and Kristo had a dance off for four hours in the hottest room ever. - Yeah, Kaitlyn and Kristo are very similar. Very similar types. They're just, it's too much for me. - They're just a little bottle of energy. - Yeah, yeah, I don't see how people have. - I tried getting with them for two seconds. I was like, "Hold on, my knee hurts. Hold on." - Sit your ass down today. It was cool, Kaitlyn came in. I mean, what else is there to like, no, people had a good time. I was stressed. - Joe wanted to be the DJ. - I'm gonna learn the DJ. - He has to see the holes, the bartender. - I'm gonna learn how to DJ. - I actually had to ask you if you had been drinking. 'Cause I was like, "Damn, he's being mad social." - I really wasn't. Was I? - He was on the mic. - You were, you were moving out. - Yeah, you were being a lot more social than you usually are. - Oh no, see, I don't count being on the mic as being social. - Oh, I counted as being the most social. - Actually being on the mic. - That's like working. - Was my way of not having to talk to people. - Oh, yeah. - Until you got on the mic and said, "I just want to say one thing "and completely forgot what you were gonna say." And you said, "I forgot, just that fast." - Well, I did. - And walked off the stage. - Oh yeah, I did. I mean, shit, I forgot what I was gonna... - What a host. (laughing) - He was like, "All right." We thought it was like the big 35-year-old speech going down and it was just like crickets. - No, it was no big 35-year-old speech. My friends got me an ass cake. It was a cake question. - Ass cheeks and a thong. - An ass and a microphone on the ass. But I didn't know who was the creative director behind that cake. - Well, I said what wasn't the thing was it was a hookup pipe. A hookup pipe should've been attached through it. - Well, no, we found a hookup cake, but it would take too long. I voted nay on the microphone, but you know, I wasn't really-- - What would you have liked for your, 'cause your face after you didn't like your cake? - That was more Asian. I don't know why. - But I think she did a phenomenal job. I think Asia deserves credit. - I mean, I appreciate the gesture, but why would I want to ask cake? - What kind of cake would you have won it? - You could eat some ass, be it? - No. - That groceries? - No, no, no. - Well, say thank you to Asia. She worked hard on it. Okay. - I didn't know who to scream at when I saw it. - Asia, I guess Asia has a friend that makes cakes. - So, Asia, thank you. I appreciate the gesture and you and I will talk in private. (laughing) - Yeah. - I think it'd trouble for bringing someone out. - That was nice, that's expensive cake. - That was nice and sentimental. Oh, so come on, y'all keep interrupting my fucking stories. I gotta get to, but so now I got a new story. So I left the party, it was me and it was a money and it was, who else? Kaelyn and two associates. Well, an associate of mine and a friend of the associate. They were both women, women. So we're leaving at Kaelyn, get to my car 'cause I'm gonna take her home 'cause she lives like three minutes away from me. And, see, this is why I don't really know. I gotta, it's gotta, maybe the X rules have changed. I think the X rules may have changed. 'Cause I then started getting texts from in the car, from Kaelyn's thing. - Who the fuck is these bitches? - Oh my god. - We're y'all going. They seem young. I said, "Uh, they're your age." (laughing) - That's right, I told you that was young. - And your logical brain, of course, it's none of Kaelyn's business. But you put your X in a car on your birthday night with a bunch of hoes going to your crib. - Why are you surprised? - Well, number one, I won't call these women out. I don't know. - We don't add another name. - I don't know them well enough to know that they're whole, if they're whole, they're not, that's number one, number two. - How is an endearing term on this podcast? - Yeah, it is, I certainly was not trying to sleep with either one of them. And three, your X shouldn't be able to ask. - Well, the joints were flowing at your party. I will say that. So, that might add to one- - I said, in your logical brain, that all makes sense. It all makes sense on paper, but you're dealing with an X that has invested feelings in your life. And these women are now sitting hip to hip with her in your car going to your house. - Thanks, Roars. - I'm not saying she's right. I'm just telling you where she's coming from. (laughs) - Well, she should kind of be used to that drill. That's Joey's life. That's what he does. - He always has girls with him. - Yeah, bro, you always got hoes going to your house. - But you stopped calling me, people hold before they get offended. People are listening to this podcast because the girl who was on the two-week trip with her family, air quotes. She said, "What did that shit you do?" I was like three of them. What's that? I would have to get your podcast. - Yeah, we have some of them. - You're a pottercast. - You're a pottercast. - I'm a pottercast. - And I said, "You heard my pottercast." (laughs) She said, "Yeah, I heard you're the pottercast." And I told them, "I'm a pottercast." Some of the shit that you'd be paying. And I said, "Well, let's load in for a minute." Exactly what is a pottercast. (laughs) She said, "Well, how do you say it?" And I said, "Uh, there's no R in it." (laughs) However it said, "Let's try to sound this out with me." - Pottercast, not pottercast. Yeah, people are listening to these fucking podcasts, but anyway, back to the ex rules. Like, I don't know, maybe I'm just such a great ex. Like, I would never ask an ex-prime any of this stuff. I wouldn't. I just wouldn't do it. - You're also a man. - Yeah. - You were never getting a car with a real man. - I would never ask an ex. - That's gotta go out the window. And we'll get to that in a second. Remind me why that's gotta go out the window. But, like, Kaitlyn, and don't ask me why. Kaitlyn's Twitter login info account shit is on my phone. - Oh, damn. - Which you won't delete. - Which is a-- - Can you delete it? - Yeah, you can. - Why would I delete it? (laughing) - Kaitlyn, change your password. - Sometimes you don't know it. - Sometimes you get to check on the trash. - Yeah, but check the trash cans. - Furthermore, she doesn't know how to change her password. - Oh, gosh. - From the phone anyway. - That's so so good. - That's number one. Well, let's not figure it out here. - You just gotta go to-- - Yeah, let me help you out, Kevin. - That's number one. - Tell us it's not possible. - But I would never try. - I was saying this to say, even though that information is there, I never check it. I never have opened it. I've never looked, I've never peaked. Some shit, I just don't wanna know. - Yeah. - Okay, yeah, I can't-- - I don't wanna know. And I think that she knows that about, she knows me well enough to know. I am not digging in her shit, looking around and snooping around doing any of that. But I feel like if the fucking playing field is leveled here and you get to ask me about who these bitches are and what are we about to do and do I have condoms and all that? Not to take it, she said that, but has you been able to ask them fucking questions? - Yeah, no one's in here. Like what are condoms? - I mean, feel free, but it doesn't mean you don't get answers. - The thing is, I don't ever have questions. - Did you reply to the text? - Did you say what are condoms? - Yeah. - I did say that, yeah. - Not a joke anymore. - Gross. - Oh, shut up, Horissa. Like, you're a fucking spokesperson. You fucking safe sex. You didn't use fucking people out there phone number. (laughing) You didn't even know people's names. Now you wanna fucking-- - I knew her first name. - Oh, good for you. You knew her fucking alias. - Did you use a dental dam? (laughing) - You guys are nasty and disgusting. I'm celibate. So I don't even need to hear any of this shit. No one can believe me when I say that, but it's very true. All right, back to men. We can't really excuse men for the simple fact that they are men. And I was gonna touch on this earlier with cuffing, season, approaching. I'm seeing dirty Macon in full effect. Dirty Macon is back. What, that dirty Macon never left. - It's getting more disguised, and then it comes back, and then it goes back to-- - What exactly is dirty Macon? - It's desperate dirty Macon-- - Dirty Macon is when you are attempting to Mac to a female by shitting on another man. - That she probably is connected to. - And that she probably has fucked or wants to fuck at some point. Now-- - And to tell men out there, you should never mention or even pretend to even know about the other guy when you're trying to kick it to a girl. - For women, if a man is talking about another man when he's trying to kick it to you, you shouldn't even be talking to him to begin with. - Let me tell you-- - True. - Sometimes, I deny knowing my friends. (laughing) - Why would I wanna talk about a nigga like a yikes? Fuck that. - Like, I really gotta meet the man that when he sees a chick, his initial thought is like, let me go talk about the guy that she's with. - Well, you know what it is? Somebody's negative, really emotional man, like, and this is my thing with dirty Macon. You're gonna kick my back in to the girl. She's gonna screenshot it and send it to me. - And then come over. - Yeah, and then come through. And then she's gonna suck me off. - And then we're gonna laugh about you. - And we're gonna laugh at you for feeling the way that you feel. So, why not just hide that shit? I've never done that. I don't believe in using other men from my own fucking merit. Like, if you have to do that, something is really, really wrong. - I'm sitting, you get nowhere with me. - Different in the fact that I cape for chicks exes. - No, me too. - Like I said, they're like, no, he might be right. - No, I do too. No, women have this whole fucking woman empowerment thing where they fucking stick together. Well, someone, I'm not talking about the holds right now. We're talking about women. Like, women stick together. They empathize with other women. They feel, you know, they fuck with other women. Men, and not so much. Me on the other hand, I do believe that men should stick together. So, while your chick is fucking crying, and venting, and kicking your back in, I'm sticking up for you, word. - I am. - I'm that guy. - I don't have to know you. I don't have to have, be cool with you. Some of the niggas I stick up for, I'll take it a step further. I don't even like, I don't even like you niggas. But, I know if you get out the picture, then my duties may have to step up with this girl. And we kinda didn't want that to happen. So, I mean, it's a double-edged word, dear. But anyway, dirty-macking is horrible. I'm totally, totally, totally against it. Dirty-macking is back the same way. Damn, just that fast. - What was that about to say? - Dirty-macking is a full of-- - Oh, vert, dirty-macking is like, it's almost becoming cool again, like fucking, like racism has always been near. But now, people are just very comfortable being racist. I saw a homeboy, I don't know the kid's name. The author of James Bond. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - The author of James Bond says that, Idris Elba, of all the people in the universe, is two air quotes street to ever play James Bond. - Yes, that is what he said. I would feel so much better if he just came out and said, yo, your black ass is never gonna play James Bond, 'cause you're black. - Right. - What is street about it in his elbow? - I mean, they are looking for a black James Bond, but he just said that he's too street. He doesn't have the dinner and suave, that they're looking for it to play that role. But I think it says he's too dark-skinned. - Oh, she don't knock it, yeah, there we go. Like, just say, yo, you're not it, you're too dark, you're too black, and it's not gonna take place. Idris Elba's an amazing actor. - And you sure it is, yes he is. - So why would he not be James Bond? - That's what I'm saying. These white people, and I don't know this person is white, but I'm not gonna fact-check either. I'm gonna assume he's white. I'm gonna say some stupid- - Sometimes we do his podcast, and that's how it goes. - Yeah, we don't fucking fact-check. Yeah, I'm gonna assume this person is white, but these people are way too fucking comfortable. - No, they're getting way out of hand. - I was telling a story the other day, I was texting my white friend, who shall remain anonymous, she's a woman. And she said something like, damn, I don't remember, let me just try to figure it out here. She said something like, yo, I was gonna come by, blood all of my friends, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, oh, tell them, I don't care what them niggas doing, get the fuck them niggas, or whatever. And then she said, well, them niggas, and we just, in the flow of the conversation, and then what until the next day that I realized, wait a minute, she said niggas. - Oh, I thought you were paraphrasing. - No, no, she said that shit, right after I said it. Like, just in the flow of the conversation. - And I didn't really care. I'm not one of the people that are really hung up on. I believe the words are meaningless without definition. So, you know, we could get into where the word nigga derives from and what it means and who should say it and shouldn't say it. But I have a pretty good idea when someone is staying with malicious intent and when someone is just saying, listen, I've been to shows all across the country where plenty of white kids are screaming nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, and like, this word is being thrown around casually by people who are not black all the time, not to say that that is correct. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't. But I mean, I have a couple of white friends where I wouldn't care. Depending on the context, of course, but I don't think that any one white person should start feeling comfortable enough to use that word nigga because it's going to come out in a bad way. At some point. When you go get your head fucking shot off of your shoulders become bad way. That's totally, that's totally different. But well, then if you get in the habit of it and you start using it, you're going to use it in front of someone you don't know and may take offense to it and may choo-choo just because even in a good context, well, not a good context, but it couldn't be a good context, but not in a malicious way. Yeah. What could be a good context? You're my nigga. That's a great context. But someone. That's a good context. You may not know between me and you, not that I say it around you, but between me and you, it might be okay. But if there's a stranger right here. You don't say it around him. Do you say it around him? Well Rory's never said it. I've never heard Rory said it. I grew up in the 90s around black people. You didn't say it. Like what? It didn't happen. Right. It's not even in my brain or vocabulary. What year were you born? 1990. Damn. So you're a little older than me. You were born in the 90s? Yeah. 90. That was my son. He's three years older than me. Three years younger than me. You're three years younger than me? Yeah. I feel like a few years older than Illmatic. Four years older. Yeah. Was Illmatic 94? It was. I didn't know he would leak and shit before it didn't know. That's why I say that. Yeah, no. Okay. The author of the James Bond is Anthony Harowitz. Are you facts? Check this stuff? All right. Great. Let's hear it. Anthony Harowitz. And he says he's a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do a better job. For me, Idris Elba is a bit too rough to play the part. It is not a color issue. I think he is probably probably a bit too street for Bond. He does not have the Swavette and I could think of other black men who could do a better job. Is that the same Idris Elba? Yeah. I will. With Idris, let me ask you. Idris. And it just, was he in the wire? Yeah. And even in the wire, he didn't play street. It's probably, he didn't. Well, no, no. He was a street guy, but he was the... I never watched the wire. So I'm just asking maybe he was using the wire as a reference and saying that he has a street. Well, he's done a thousand movies after that were not street at all. Yeah. He's played some really great part. That's a really, really ignorant statement. I would have liked to hear him name the other actors. I would too. They were up for that role. No, that he thinks would do a much better job than Idris Elba. Anthony Harwards. Harwards. Is that a Jewish name? Yes, it sounds pretty Jewish. There's a witch there. It's not real. No, that doesn't mean that he's definitely Jewish though. Well, what does it mean? He could be like Polish and they're not all Jews. Nah. Witch is Jew. No, it's not. What's in our name before they shortened it? None of us are Jewish. Yeah. Mottie's Jew. Okay. Yeah. It's so factile. You're a jail. Then I saw Will Smith has a movie coming out that is supposed to piss everybody off an NFL call concussion and I didn't click on the preview because it was supposed to piss the NFL off. But Will Smith had an accent in this movie. I don't think I've ever heard him use such a strong accent. What kind of accent? Yeah, from where? Oh, you're asking a fuck. I don't fucking know. I'm a Jewish one. Jewish one. Jewish one. Jewish accent. He plays Michael Katz. I think it's his role. Yeah. He plays the fucking lawyer that's taking on the whole NFL and the lawyer. Oh, so he's definitely Jewish though. Basically. But it was a really strong accent and I mean, I'm only talking about it because I've never heard Will Smith in with that strong of accent. The movie is called Concussion if you people want to look it up like it looks like Rocky's trying to do now. Um. Wait, so you didn't click it because it's going to piss the NFL off? Yeah. I didn't care about that. The NFL's pissed me off a lot. So I can, I'm going to watch it. I've had quite a few concussions. You may love it to the NFL. I want to hear what kind of accent he has. I'm into accents. Will Smith is pretty dope, man. He's pretty awesome. Straight out of confidence. Number one for the third week in a row. Yes. Go. Or. And fantastic forage is absolutely nothing. They said, um, uh, straight out of content made the most money out of all music. All biopic. Yeah. And fantastic for Michael B. Jordan was in that, right? Yes. He turned down the role of Dre to do fantastic for and look at him now. Oh, great. Good job. That's good news. No. Because I really liked the job that Dre did. Yeah. Because. Corey Hawkins. Yeah, he did a great, he did a phenomenal job. I, I just found out that, um, EZ E's son auditioned. He did. But they turned him down. Yes. He did. I mean, I think that Jason Mitchell was. He did funny. Not originally. He really did amazing. Who do you think? Who do you think did the best? Um, I'm between Jason Mitchell and OSHA Jackson Jr. The roles are there. I ask you. Jason is easy and OSHA is, is Cube. Yeah. Definitely Cube it easy. And I'm going to say easy just because it was a more complex role. It was. No. Well, that and also Cube's son naturally had it. I mean, there was times I was watching that movie and didn't realize that I was not watching Ice Cube. But he did say he did. He did train to you. I'm sure he trained. Yeah. He needed a phenomenal job. Yeah. But he, he still has the DNA. He had a head start genetically. Yeah. So this, whoever, what is his name that played? Jason Mitchell, he did a phenomenal job for someone that has no ties to easy whatsoever. And what's dope too is he was saying that, um, he couldn't even fly himself out for the audition. So he actually had to audition over Skype and you guys did it. Yeah. I heard that. And that's just such a cool, like moment to really, you know, to be able to. I'll, I'll probably go with, with, uh, easy also just because when that movie started and he was the first person that we saw, I said, you don't look like easy. And maybe 20 to 30 minutes later, he morphed. He was easy. He did this thing on stage. Like this shit with his head, like some movement. I was actually going to bring up the same point when they do their first big concert. I forgot where it is. No. And at that point, I think it's easy E and W and NWA and he walks out last. He looked just like fucking easy, like his whole walk. Yeah. Yeah. He performed exactly when they were doing, we won easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that was one of the first easy E songs that I saw performed, like in real life. And when he came out, it was exactly the same as I could remember it when easy came out last. And from the bop to the everything, the strut, like how you held the mic, everything about it was like identical. It was so crazy watching it because I took my son and there was moments of the movie where I had to like tell him how monumental those moments were in our history. I'm like, these kids don't have those moments. Like what moments do these kids have, like Kanye ranting at the VMAs? Right. I saw it. Yeah. I saw so many. We had life altering situations in hip hop at one point. Yeah. I saw so many people, like, oh, and because of the movie, the straight out of Compton album. Got it to number four on Billboard, that's crazy. And Dr. Dre was like a three or two, like it was really dope, like that's cool as hell. And also I've been to parties this past two weeks and there's, like, actual NWA sets, Dre sets, Snoop sets, even Bone Thug sets. I mean, it was that too. I've been to parties that we never have, though. I was in L.A. though, so I don't know if that doesn't count, but they did that shit. Shit. Henny Poulouza, one of the most turn sets was the NWA set, which would have never happened if it wasn't for this movie. Cube, Cube and Easy. It's not as younger kids. They wouldn't have played it. Cube and Easy both went back into the top 100 as well, like Easy was like a 38 cubes up there too. Like both their albums is pretty crazy. Which Cube album? I had to look at the- America's most? No. It was probably Death Certificate. I loved Death Certificate better. It was too easy. No, that's the only one with the compilation. No, that's the only one with the compilation. No, that's the only one with the compilation. That's the only one with the compilation. If I recall correctly, so it was probably that one. I saw a lot of young kids tweeting now about, you know, they were going back and listening to the- I have. I have. America's most to Death Certificate, just straight out of Compton. Yeah. That DLC album was really great, by the way. Yes, it was fascinating. No one can do it better. No one can do it better. It was really, really, really, really great. And people might not know because that wasn't at the forefront of the NWA movie, but if you get a chance, check out that DLC album. If you had to see- They tried to play them in there, but it wasn't that much. It wasn't. Yeah. But I mean, they did what they could. And like, I had four people, five people, they had to really focus on. No, they did a great job. Shit, seven people. They did a great job. If you had to see another biopic- Mm-hmm. It's a good conversation. Who would you want to see? Mm-hmm. We got Bad Boy, we got No Limit, we got Rockefeller, we got Rough Riders, we got Cash Money. I think for me, a dope sequel to Straight Out Account that would be the Woman's Virgin with Rage and all those quotes, and all that. Mr. Lake. Nobody would care. Yeah. It'd be tough. I see what you're saying, but it would- It'd be a nice tie-in. Oh, great documentary. Yeah. I was about to say, a documentary would be pretty cool. Because they were right in the heart of it. When these guys were calling, you know, bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes, and going through all of that shit with police brutality, these were the women that was supporting them throughout that whole time. So I think that's a great story. What was it? Lady Rays, there was quite a few women that were connected to the NWA era. There's like that girl group that came first on Ruthless Records before- Not 3.5.7. Oh, I can't think of that. There was a few. Yeah. Somebody tweeted that there'll be a unit biopic next year, and Tony Ayo will be played by Tony Ayo. I feel like we already saw Bad Boy through the Biggie movie. Even though it's poorly done. Nah, I don't think the same though. They have a dog pad one coming and- I hope that's a rumor. I know. No, it's true. And Dre's son is going to, for sure, play Dre, but they don't have funding it. So it's really like a pipe dream of their own. Good. But they have the script written and everything. But they have more than enough money. Yeah. Dre wants to back it up. But Dre's not really on it. But Dre's not really on it. I'd like to see Puffy and Bad Boy, but I want to see that in like 10 years. I don't want to see it now. Yes, too soon. I don't want to see that now. I think it would have to probably be Rockefeller. Mmm. Yeah. I don't know. Why? Because whoever you pick, like one of the things that made the NWA biopic so epic was there were so many storylines to come from it. It sparked everything. Like, I was talking to Parks. And I was telling him, like, you couldn't recreate that because too much hip-hop history is there. Like, Pac, fucking Snoop, Shug, the contracts, easy. His death, fucking bone, thugs, Dre, like it's too much. Yeah, it's too much. What do you think about a Shug sequel? And they did all of that without getting in the fucking Snoop and his murder trial and like, like, the sequel would have to be Death Row to me. Yeah. Well, they got into, they got into some of that there, but Death Row is where the movie is. I mean, if you just talk about- That one, they spent three. They spent three days. They spent three days. They spent three days. I think it's actually in jail now for being sold. Death Row could be a fucking four-and-a-half hour movie. If you ever spoke to some people that have ties to Death Row, they'll quickly let you know that that movie, they couldn't have really got into some things. But yeah, I just think with Rockefeller, with Beings and Hove's beef, with him and Dame not agreeing on certain signings, with them breaking up with fucking Kevin Lee, or trying to steal Jay from fucking- Yeah. It's a lot that happened in there. I think what's different though with the NWA thing, that would be cool for our core audience. But I think NWA with Dre's recent success with Apple and everything, it really brought a middle America feel to it. Like, "Oh, this is where this guy started." Plus, being a whole movie with a whole plotline, everything, the whole police brutality- Well, my mom doesn't want to go see Beings on camera. Yeah, my mom doesn't know who that is. But she went to go see NWA. There was a point in that movie in Straight Outta Compton when Ice Cube was sitting at the computer and he said, "You got knocked the fuck out. Was he riding?" Yeah, he was riding. He was riding. Yeah. That was the little ones. And the bi-folicia shit. I wonder if that's true. Yeah. Of course, that came from the bi-folicia. They came from Friday. Yeah. No, I know it came from Friday, I'm saying. From that hotel moment. When they kicked that chick out and they say bi-folicia, I want to know. Ah. That's really where he got that from. I think that was just for them. It was a great tie-in. It wasn't. Yeah. Either way, good writing. Yeah, they did a really good job. I mean, I guess in all of these, with all of these movements and clicks, there would be something interesting like nobody will, you know, Master P changed music. Yeah. He changed music in the way deals are done. Yeah. Nobody will ever get that deal ever again in life like they had to ban. They had to form an alliance to make sure that that wouldn't happen against it. That would be interesting. But I don't know. That would probably be short lives. Yeah. I mean. I can't think of anyone. I love Dipset. I wouldn't really want to see that movie. That could be in the Rockefeller movie though. Yeah. That could be in the Rockefeller movie. I still think bad boy would be better. Speaking of Master P, they have a new reality show coming out called The Kids of Hip-Hop. All growing up hip-hop, so it would be Angela Simmons, what's Romeo Miller, there's a few kids coming out. There was a reality show that was born under. What network is that? I don't know. I think they're filming right now. I just keep on seeing little blurbs here and there. It looks interesting. I liked what it's like, you know, it's time to making songs about fucking this girl. Dude, she's in a video with him making out with him. They say she young. I should have waited. She a big dog. Big girl dog. What? She stimulated. He repeats that over and over on the chorus and she stars with the video. With the chick. In the video. Yeah. Not someone who looks like her. Tiger might be real, yo. Let me tell y'all. But like with everything else, I think that every generation has its pedophile. Like we had R Kelly, now there's Tiger, like, and I guess for us, R Kelly was like, okay, R Kelly's pissing on young girls, but we're still listening to R Kelly's music. That's not fun. Yeah. But no one was listening to R Kelly's music. Like, we actually saw the video translating into sales for him. What is this? Wait a minute. Oli loved R Kelly. Yeah. I think I got married to him at 14, but we're talking about the young girls that he was pissing on in the video, allegedly, because that was his tween, according to R Kelly. Well, what was the law back then? The law has been the law. Yeah. It's never known. Well, if R Kelly had enough hits to be able to marry a 14-year-old guy. I got to hear him. He did. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. No, I'm not. Then there's Woody Allen. No, I'm not saying these are my own personal views, but what I'm saying is nobody cares as long as your talent is there. If people like Tyga, they wouldn't be giving a fuck. But who likes Tyga? Seriously. Does he really have a role fan base? Nobody is saying anything. He did. Nobody is saying a word about game and his young girl. I've said something about game. There's no public outcry about game and his young girl. His young girlfriend is not a fucking Kardashian or a Jenner or whatever fucking last name is. So you think the public outcry is because she's a Jenner? Yeah, for sure. Well, it definitely added on to it because it looks like Kris is a Kris. The mother Kris is supposed to be like the big mama pimp hand, so she should have her hand in everything that's going on with her daughter's life, so they allowed this to happen. She lives at home with her father, now mother, mother, and her mother, and they should have played a role in her not sleeping with a 25-year-old man at 17 years old, so yeah, it stands out a little more. Why would that family do that? I would not. I wouldn't stand by and watch my daughter at 17 years old fucking a 25-year-old man. They stood by their daughters doing some other things before. Yeah. That's what they said. And now we're going to draw the line at Kylie. Well, they kind of like covered it up with Kim. They encouraged that shit. Yeah, but it did. But Kim asked if she was grown. She was grown when she had a sex tape Kim, so at 17 years old, publicly fucking with Tyga, who was friends who's like best friends, Black, China, and Kim was best friends at one point to post. There's a whole lot that goes into this. Like Hollywood best friends. Yeah. And then they let a 17-year-old snatch up her Kim's best friend's baby daddy, while the kid was still like months old. The whole shit is worthy of scandal. I don't know, but that bitch Kylie look like. She looks damn good now, her doctors are fucking mainstream. Yeah, she's looking alright. I wonder if Kylie, I wonder if all of them go to the same doctor. Bruce included. I would assume only because it's all men is just a discrete, so they probably want to keep it within that same situation. I know Bruce was on the golf course the other day just as Bruce Jenner, wearing men's clothing and using his Willy bag that said Bruce Jenner on it. So I think he got tired of being a bitch. Just that fact. Where did you get that from? Or we just thought it's plastic. Really? I mean, I feel like you have your golf bag, like you're not going to get a new... No, yes. You've got a new face, new tits, new movie. You're going to get rid of a fucking golfing bag that says Bruce Jenner. He's still got his artillery. So we think, we don't know. And if you're going golfing, you need to wear casual clothing. But there's women's golfing clothes. He was just playing tennis in a fucking tennis skirt and a headbandana, so why wouldn't it be where women's golfing? If you feel like a woman and you've still got a dick, I mean it's good to have options. I think what happened was that Bruce is really a cross dresser and he got it misconstrued or a producer put in his head that he can get millions of dollars if he just went all the way with it. And I think at some point he's going to regret saying that... Well, you already have millions of dollars. Who, I mean, they're obviously a very greedy opportunistic family. I don't know them, so I don't know. I mean, from what they say, from what they show on their quote-unquote reality show... I don't know much about that. I don't follow that type of thing. I follow them. I know. I keep up with the Kardashians. Well, you're a girl, so I mean, I guess you're allowed to. I don't know what's going on with all of that. I mean, I don't really care. I mean, it just seems like he's tired of being a woman or having to go through the whole shindig. We didn't guess Travis Scott numbers. We didn't... We still can't. Travis doesn't come out until Friday. He has it. I like Travis Scott. He has a listening session. Like, a lot. Like, by mistake. I like him a lot by mistake. His production is phenomenal. And I think that's kind of what... And the things he's doing over the production, like he's not doing your typical... Oh, he's talented. That's complex beats. That's simple as they sound. It's the music that you guys are listening to now, but it's different. His flow, the way he flows on top of the beat. He's dope. I was listening to the album this weekend. He's raw. So, is that... Is that out loud? Because I do want to buy it. It's available, like, the Elite, but it doesn't... Yeah, it's a listening session. I'm actually going to support him because I didn't... I went so hard in not supporting that that I'm going to support it. And the weekend's album is phenomenal. It comes out September 4th is when Rodeo comes out. Oh, no. I'm not waiting till the 4th. It's Friday. That is Friday. It's Friday. It's Friday. He had my money, but nah, nah, I got it. That's this Friday. Bitch, it's Tuesday. Yeah, you can't wait three days to support him. Nah. You don't want to then buy it. Nah, I'm going to get it. Is this his first time selling something? Yeah. Was Owl Farrow Free? I think. Or whatever it was. I like that project. I think I'm overhand. You're a really special fucking hips. Ooh, Rory, right? I'm talking to you. No, the weekend. And Rory. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, I'm not the biggest weekend guy. Yeah, I'm over him. But the weekend's album is phenomenal. I was anti-weekend for his past few projects. This album is phenomenal. I love it. I have been listening to it for the past week. It had not stopped. I think I'm worn out by him. No, it's different. This is different. There's money behind this shoot. Oh, yeah. And it sounds like it. Okay, well I haven't heard the new, the new, new. So. I was playing on the way here. But... I associate him with you. I feel like the whole summer is when we, like, got put on to all those people. Yeah, what's that? The weekend. Frank Ocean, cocaine 80s. Yeah. How's the house? Well, it's the most beautiful weekend. Somewhere ever. The last in the house of balloons and doing cocaine to cocaine 80s. We were not going to get it. You want to speak for yourselves? Okay. No, I'm joking. I wasn't doing cocaine 80s. Yeah, I don't guess how they ever do that. But they already say I do it. You're fucking coke method. It's called me everything head. Everything head. But yeah. Are you fucking cooking? I've been cooking everything head myself. But the weekend's album is really dope. Anything else? Is there another album? No. No. You're very useful to come bring this computer to my house so I can take it. But yeah, your album's coming out. October 7th. They just showed another preview of your show October 9th. October 9th. That's 7th. October 9th is your album. October 7th is a preview of your show on a couple of therapy shows. A couple of therapy shows. A couple of therapy shows. They showed more. I'm going last night. Did it? Yes. It was between the reunion. They played it during the reunion. What clip was this? It was a long extended clip. You was going in on the psychiatrist, the psychiatrist went off on you. It was really, really good. Where is that? Dan, Joe Suplex, Jen. Was her name? Yeah. Jen? Not on your phone. What did Dr. Jen do to you? Okay. You looked at the side and you was like, "What the fuck?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah. It's like, "Joe." Yeah, no fucking... I did go off on her quite a bit. And she did go off on me quite a bit. I mean, I just come from the school. You can't just tell me anything. I get that you're a fucking professional and I'm a 10th grade dropout. But you can't just tell me. Two and two got to make. That comes out October 7th and then your album comes out October 9th. I'll tell her 9th, but I might put you back. Which you were supposed to play some cuts today. Just one week. Yeah, but then that wasn't a good idea. That wasn't a good idea to do. I guess I'm just blaming you. But the album is really, really, really good and whenever you hear it, you'll be inclined to agree probably. Fine. The fucking clip for me. I do want to see it. Are we doing emails today? No. All right, so we're not doing emails today. When have you and Jen made any plans for her to travel? We've spoken briefly about it and I won't talk about it here. I saw... I saw Old Bay. Yeah. I went to the spot. Oh, she was there? I went to the spot. Old Bay was there. I walked in. Didn't say a word to her. Yeah. And how was that? Wow, that was really exciting. Didn't say a word. Not a fucking word. Not one fucking word. Yeah, she was doing those things which she wanted me to see her. But pretending that she wasn't. Yeah, yeah. I'm cool. But she did text me yesterday to say Happy Birthday. Did you respond? Yeah, I responded. Oh, good. She said, "I don't know. Maybe we're beefing because I saw you in the spot and you didn't say anything about that." Nope. No, beef with me. I don't like beef with X's or Old Bay's. I was hoping she would have came on. Oh, please. She's a great person. She's a great person. She was pretty cool. So we're not doing emails. We're not doing. It might be over for. Why not? Why don't I have anyone? I don't have it. I think we just stopped having people that might be over for it or we fucking didn't want to offend our political connects. Yeah, that's why we stopped originally because it was in the midst of our little beef that we had going on here. We had a beef. Yep. I don't give a fuck about any of that beef shit. That's y'all. Yeah. 'Cause she was talking to me in money. Yeah. Who? Kaitlyn says she's damaged because of what the F Joe Biden did. No, that's not new. That's old. All right. Oh, see you guys. This is VH1.com. What would you like me to do? I went on there and I didn't say anything to. All right, so we are good. If we're not doing anything, I did want to talk about RG3 for a minute, but it doesn't really stay there. It might be over for. RG3? I don't know what that is. Is that the football player? What? You're a Giants fan? No, I'm a Patriots fan. Oh, so cute. No Eagles fans here? No, I went to the Giants Jets game on Thursday. Why if you're a Patriots fan? 'Cause I love football. No, see that's some new shit. What? Patriots fans. If I get free tickets. Patriots fans should not go to fucking Giants games. No, you don't have to feel the Xs. The same way, Red Sox fans shouldn't go to fucking Yankee games. Yeah. Yankees shouldn't go to fucking Red Sox games. I'm a... What are you talking about? I don't want to fake fucking young fans. I'm going to pop up at a minute. All right. So we went to a football game and I love football. I'm going to pop up at a minute. No. I want to go to every single game. I don't think I'm a stadium. If you love football as a Patriots fan, you have no business at a Giants game unless the Patriots are playing. Yeah, right. And you're a free ticket. I got free tickets. Can we go to an Eagles game? Stay. Oh, so you sell yourself out or you sell out. Tonight, I hate to eagles. I just feel the access. Just a Giants stadium. I love my life. So you sell your fan for your food. 'Cause it was... My fan fan. He's a fucking sellout. Well, I'll let y'all next week. I think... Yes. Time to go take a day. Oh, Labor Day weekend. Doosas. Labor Day weekend. There's nothing really happening. Well, I'm going to Houston. Still Labor Day weekend. Turn the fuck up. Oh, for fucking Henny Palooza. It's lit. No, he's just going to Houston. Maybe I should go to Houston. I'm telling you, book your ticket. I got a couple of Houston. I got shot out. I'm going to have some Houston. I'm there Saturday to Tuesday. Oh, Rocky, you're on net. Rocky and Mottie can do this shit. If you ain't doing it, fuck that. They ain't kidding me again. Come to Houston. We'll fly back on. Oh, this is like a plan to meet. All right. We are out here on the end of this podcast later. Be back next week with Mottie and Roddy Body. Mottie. And me and Rory will not be here. Mottie and Roddy. Have a blast. Bye. Bye.