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The Joe Budden Podcast

I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 27

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1h 16m
Broadcast on:
19 Aug 2015
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Episode 27! We're joined by good friend Raqi Thunda and discuss the weekend, recent dates, divorce court, men vs women, ect. *****If you want to write into the show and ask us for advice on something going on in your life, or would like to tell us a story, or just tell us how much you enjoy our amazing podcast email illnamethispodcastlater@gmail.com we will pick a few each week and read them on the show!***** SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
Can you hear me? - Yep. We're rolling. - All right. Way to go, Marty. You're going right. It's lit after you're on. - Sorry. - I'm young. That's so fucking bullshit. - All right. I will name this podcast later, episode 27. - Yeah, that's like a really good number. - Why? - That was born on the 27th. - So it's a bad number. - No, it's an interesting number. - It's a fucking bad luck number. - No, it's lit. When's your birthday? - July 27th. Come on. It just happened. - Yeah, Leo. - Yeah. Well, look, we went through this. Like five years since I've known you, we've gone through. - We are so wack. - No, we're pretty midged and we're still in season. So fuck off and take a little Vargo Bullshit. - Yeah, yeah. - Vargo Nation! (laughing) - Anyway, I'm going to try to talk really slow today 'cause that shit to talk about. - Nothing to happen. Absolutely nothing to happen this week at all. And this was probably the only time where I was waiting for something to happen, but never came. - I'm sure something will happen tonight. - Of course. I mean, even as soon as we left last week, you know, Smith had that whole, he got his job back, so. - Oh, yeah. - Gino Smith got punched in the face. No point in talking about it. Nobody cares. We kind of knew he would get punched in the face eventually. - Yeah. - Was that a prediction? - I've seen him in Griffin. - Oh, okay. I've never seen him well. - I've seen him in Griffin and he just looked like somebody. - He looked like someone that's about to get knocked off. - That would eventually get punched. - He's going to break the girl one day. - Everybody is. You could tell a lot about somebody by a person's club swag. - Yeah, for sure. - Like everybody has their way of going about entering the club and being existing in the club and his was just off, which you wouldn't mind if he threw 30 touchdowns a year. But since he-- - Where's from? - Oh, fucking no. - I might have something to do with it. I went to New York. - I'm a giant fan. - Of course, fan, maybe you knew. - Why do you think I'm slandering Gino Smith? But yeah, I don't want to talk about Gino Smith. So that happened, so you don't really have to talk about that. - And there it is. - Oh, yeah. - That's the weekend video. - Oh, okay, I got to introduce people, 'cause I got somebody else here. Marty, the body is still here for some strange reason. I'm not sure. Rory, classic kid is here dressed like-- - Hey, it's Rip Jean's Poppy, no. - Oh, we're going to talk about that. - We heard about that. - It's Rip Jean's Poppy. - Yeah, we know. And Rocky is here. Hi, Rocky. - Hi, Rocky Thunder with an A. - Oh my God. Rocky's trying to get her voice to sound right and it's microphone. She's got a lot of earth, the kid shit going on. - Yeah, she's gonna do some phone sex shit. This is not what we do here. Anyway, so me and Rory, I'll ask you guys about your guys weekend later, but me and Rory on Sunday went to, what was the name of that place? - District 12, maybe? - We went to District 12 for a party. It was a day party. Shout out to Whitney, Shout out to Crystal. These are events that I don't normally partake in. - Where's it at? - Up town, 204th and Broadway. - That land. - Okay. - Which is why we were there, baby. - Yeah. - If we were there. Because I do want to talk about. - I'm gonna say what? - I want to talk about cuffing season. Cuffing season is coming. And yeah, that's what we're gonna talk about. But anyway, so me and Rory were there scouting. Hi, Sam. And Rory's outfit, oh man. I'm gonna point you guys, knew how Rory normally dressed. - I second. - Like Rory had on these really tight, black, like stonewashed acid black jeans with a bunch of rips in them, right? They had multiple zippers everywhere but the crotch. (laughing) - They had two zippers. - What? - The bottom. - Two is multiple. - All right. - Well, no, three. 'Cause there was one on the fly. - Wait, that's multiple too. - Yeah. - All right. And all right. So these are the jeans that he had on. This was Rory's first time wearing these jeans. I guess he was trying to be edgy 'cause he was going uptown around Spanish. - Everybody might go uptown. I try to dress like a boy. - Were they in Dominican? - No, they were in Dominican. - No, that would have been Dominican. (laughing) - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - I don't know where they're from. - Yeah, that's what we're going to have. - Now my matches are gonna be lit up and Dominican. - If you haven't seen a nigga try to look edgy and fail at it. - It'll fit. - That was really-- - That was really-- - Slow down. - Hey, in because I reinvent my swag every weekend and you still wearing the same bum ass pajama pants for motels. - Motel. - I still don't know if the jambal pants for that boy. So Rory had these fucking pants on, right? Which would have been perfectly cool had he styled the rest of this ensemble appropriately. He had on this-- - It looked like a Michael Jackson beat it. - Jack fam. (laughing) - Or T-shirt. - You should have let him borrow your pump it up, Jack. - Just put a plain fucking T-shirt on. - I don't know what he'd do. What did he do? - And let the jeans be at peace. Rory had on his fucking-- - I have a picture of it. - Oh, I showed him a picture of it. I have one too. - Yeah, but his wasn't the greatest. - Rory had this like floral-- - It wasn't a busy-- - Laurel. - Buttony down. - Does that look floral you? - Let's say. - Your shirt now? - It was very small-- - It's like floral jeans. - Paisley Park right now. - Well, that's where you know what it is. - It was a white short sleeve button up with like black dots. - Where do you go shopping? Like where do you buy these things? - A moment in the name of those sneakers. - This kinda looks like-- - Those were Roshies, but they were some regular joints you can't get where you shop. - So you wore this with the jeans with the zippers? - Yeah. - I don't-- - It doesn't go with like, that's not-- - It doesn't go with anything you have going on. But I got a lot of compliments on what I was wearing. By the way. - You weren't that lame. - No you didn't. - Wearing Dominican jeans. - Me and Sam spoke about your outfit for a good hour the next day. - You just, you don't seem like the person that should be talking about fashion. - Why? - 'Cause you dress like shit. - As did, why do you think I'm sitting here talking about like, I will recognize real? - This fucking guy, Joe buys one long young thug hoodie from Atrium and now thinks he can talk about everyone's fashion. - Oh, I like long hoodies. - Oh, what do you know? - Yeah. (laughing) - For example. (laughing) - Who likes how did I let's not address? - Atrium for the people that-- - I was gonna wear a tight house on Jersey today actually. - Then you wouldn't have been letting this pocket. - But I opted for the straight out of Compton t-shirt instead. - Much better, much better choice. Atrium, oh, that wind tunnel is-- - It is like a noise. - Something happened just that fast, Joe. - Oh fuck. - And now let's go on, don't worry about it, sit down. So fucking Atrium for the people in New York, they changed Atrium all around. So I went in there and thought I was gonna go on this big shopping spree and look hip and cool. And the store's totally different. So I ended up just buying two hoodies, expensive hoodies, mind I add. - I didn't say it was a cheap hoodie. - Way, way more expensive than I planned on. You have a pick up some shit and you'd think it's gonna be like fucking $80. - You could have mean when it's crisp browning, it's like when I act like I wanted to buy it, but it was way more expensive than I thought it was. - Yeah. - You constantly-- - Yeah, that was me at Atrium. But once I already had the two hoodies in my hand and the fucking little cute bitch at the register-- - No, it's not going out there. - I already committed my going back. You had to kind of just go with it at that point. - Well, what are you doing with the second one? - I've done it and then I've sent someone back to return it for me sometimes, and I really have to get to it. - Let me transfer some fun. (laughing) - I lost my diva guys, got a call, make sure they turn the new one on, and I used to make sure I'm saying it. - So I bought the two hoodies. Rory's been calling me ASAP, Joe, ever since I bought these hoodies, and that was the end of that. - Aww. - But anyway, so that's really it. - How were you guys weekend? - I saw Cleveland a couple times, actually. And that's it? - Cleveland. - Yep. - Cleveland is some dude that she's fucking. - Yeah, no, no, no. We're just friends now. - Now. (laughing) - Exactly. (laughing) - Last night, last night, we were disarming friends, but this morning, we decided, you know what, it's better, we just remain friends. (laughing) - Yes, I saw a couple friends do what it's okay. - Yeah, we went, and we saw his stuff. He had stuff going on. - You saw his stuff. - We know you saw his stuff. (laughing) - So you just ran around with Homeboy? - Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah. They had something in Manhattan, and then in Long Island, so. - Okay. - Then we saw that, and then, and then, and then, and then. I saw the other, remember I said I was texting somebody that could be a potential New Bay? I met up with him, no. So there's that, it's over. - No what? - Not a potential. - Why? - He's annoying. - You know what's funny about that? This is what I noticed yesterday, I wanted a date yesterday, right? - A date. - Ooh, is that why you were a returning live sex? You passed it. - Did you text me? You didn't text me? - I did, I did. - Oh well yeah, I was on a date. So I went on a date last night, right? And we'll get into why it was on a date. 'Cause I don't date. A date is really just me taking a bitch somewhere on River Road. (laughing) - Yeah. - I don't wanna go, I don't wanna venture too far out. I don't wanna be anywhere you're from, but. - There really is, like, where you take every single person. - Oh, hang it down. (laughing) - You know, we were living in Todua and, like, we would meet up with some of your new bitches, we'd still go to fucking River Road, still. - I don't know about that. - Yes, we went to that Spanish spot that's yellow. - All right, all right, all right, yeah. (laughing) - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - That's exactly where I went yesterday. - Here's where I went yesterday. You can't test my ghost if you want to go low. But anyways, I'll go on a date, right? And this bitch gets in the car, right? - Damn. - So what on a date, and this bitch got in the car? (laughing) She don't know what to do, but this is also a very awful story. - No, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen. So this is how petty men are. And I was dying laughing in my head. Like, this is how I know I probably shouldn't have been on this date with this girl that I met the night before. She gets in the car, we proceed to start driving, right? It's a little hot. No, no, no, it's hot, so we roll the window down. - But why weren't you with the fucking AC on? It's hot. - 'Cause I have jams blasting. - All right. - I'm gonna have to see a real nigga out. - Let's go in there. - I'm just smoking, right? So when we're approaching the spot, we go to, it's time to roll the window up. - Mm-hmm. (laughing) - So I hate to be in this petty. - How does this go wrong? Like, how does this go wrong? - I really hate to be this petty, but women need to know that men pay attention, well, men of my stature. - Oh, oh, Lord. - Pay attention to things like this. So the bitch went to put the window up, and she kept her finger on the button, man. (laughing) - Oh, she doesn't know what's just a tap in here. - Yeah, man. - Really? Really? That's a thing that you paid attention to? - Yeah, that's a fucking thing. - Oh, God. - She might not have-- - Everyone's used to nice things. - I'm sorry, she can't drive you. Like, she doesn't maybe have money for your car. Maybe she drives a Mercury Milan also. - Do you not have power windows? - Maybe she rolled them shits up. She got strong form. - From the year 2005 and up. - I mean, you just-- (laughing) - I don't, so, so. - Maybe she drives an old vintage car. You wouldn't know. She could be a car buff. - She don't drive. - No, well, there's the problem. The bitch don't even got a car? - You need a-- - You need a-- - You need a-- - Wait, wait, wait. - There's been called bitch 12 times. - I know, I know. - Wait, wait, wait. - All she wanted was some Spanish food on River Road. - She didn't even want that, but once you got it, she was very happy. - Hello. - Wait, you need a car to-- - Maybe just a ride. (laughing) - Maybe she just wanted to drive. - She wanted a date just so you could drop a road. (laughing) - You know what's funny? Well, do you need a car to know how power windows work? - I mean, some windows they don't do automatically. - You have to hold it as, put the button as well. - Hey, let me help y'all out there. I have never seen a Mercedes where you had to hold the button for the window to go up. - But she might have nothing. - And I hate to be that petty, but men can-- - What were you to find this woman? Probably on Instagram, or on Dykeman. - I've never found a woman on Instagram, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. - That might be valid, I'd have to read it by-- - I've never, never, never, never, never, like I don't do that well. - Have you ever met someone in person, didn't really have much of a combo, and then gone to Instagram to further conversation? - No, this is me, you're talking about DM. - No, you know, I'm talking, if somebody's in front of me, I'm having a conversation. - I mean, I did that last week. I met someone and didn't say anything, slid in the DMs, now it's Bay, but-- - What a hoe. (laughing) - I don't understand. - Can't be. - I don't understand. - I'm not gonna say anything to you in person. - No, I didn't decide, I liked the person until after they left, I was like, you know what? - What did you like his Instagram persona? - No, I just, I thought about it, and I thought he was cute. - How did this happen if she was with Cleveland Dude the whole weekend? - Mm, I can't text someone. - Yo, women, my nigga. - Is this the-- - And I wasn't gonna have a bay last week that had an event this weekend. - I thought the potential bay. - Yeah, I also, I saw Instagram pictures. - Is Instagram guy the potential bay that's no longer the potential bay? - No, that was just someone that I was just given, like just speaking to. - For the new listeners, Maadi has a new bay every fucking-- - She has an active dating life, that's good? - I mean, yeah, but none of them really go every first time. - That was quick. - Yeah. - That was quick. - I did, I caught that. - That was slick Rocky. She has an active dating life. - That a healthy thing to do as a 20-something. - That's a good word for hope. (all laughing) - That's not a good word, 'cause you're-- - It's not necessary. - So if I have an active sex life. - Yeah, but I don't have that. I have an active dating life. - That's how I think I'm an activist. - I'm not having sex with these people. - I'm not having sex with these people, so. - Gotta watch Rocky, man, I'm telling you. Wait, someone-- - I'm deceased. - She's in a world church at first. - I didn't have sex with Cleveland. - Did you have an active sex life this weekend? - No, I didn't have any sex at all. - Fridays the weekend too, nigga. - Yeah, no, nothing. Zero, I saw, we were outside a public event with the potential, didn't like it left, went to show-- - Didn't like him or didn't like it. - Him. - Oh. - This wasn't interested, and hung out with Cleveland in a group setting again, nothing crazy, and then the other person we've just been getting to know each other. - Okay, so with cuffing season upon us, because cuffing season is near, right? It is very near. - I don't have anybody. - We're in training camp. Pre-season is a bonus. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn, the summer that we lived together, we already both had our, we were lined up by this time, we knew. - Well, typically what I like to cuff in the summertime. - Yeah, you do. - Because that gives you a nice head start on cuffing season. - But that's something you did is so right, because you have cuffed. Still had your options, and then by the end of the summer, you're like, "You know what, let's get it." - Wait, quick sidebar before we get into this. So I go on Twitter last night after not tweeting, 'cause I don't want to be Twitter fingers. And I go on Twitter, and I have 150 new mentions, so of course my heart starts beating crack. - Oh my God, that's always the worst feeling in the world. - And I'm scared out of my fucking pants, I'm like, "Oh fuck, what's going on now?" And apparently the couple's therapy commercial aired. - I still haven't seen them. - Oh, he just showed me when we got here. It's pretty mage. - But this was a different one. This was a, this was- - This was the Antichrist. - It makes Joe look like a fucking animal. - It was solely about me, this one. Like I guess they do commercials, and they target each individual person. And this was only about me. - It's pretty great, apparently Joey's- - I don't want to commercial about me. - No, we got it, now I want to have one. So the thing, so the- - The headline, "Caylin is damage "because of what the Ant Joe put her through "on VH1.com." - Caylin? - Oh my God. - And then it's a mixture of Joe with his hands up. - And it's in its typical uniform. - Yeah, I think that's it, or something like that. This is on VH1.com, their Rory is reading. But anyway, so let me tell you a thing about reality TV, right? We recorded this, and I want to say June. - June, it was June. - And this is August. I don't remember anything that happened. - Yeah, 'cause I really feel like, when you told us about it, you were downplaying it, but then I saw the preview last night, and I was like, "Oh my God, it's lit!" - Exactly. - So by the time this shit aired, by the time this shit, this commercial is airing, and by the time this show comes on, I- - Caylin Jenner was there? - Who? Yeah, Janice Dickinson. - Oh, I'm insensitive. - It looked like her, I'm sorry. - Actually, it actually really did just look like her. - No, I wasn't trying to make a match. - She's actually gonna do a citizen's arrest on that show. - Yeah, and the preview that it looks like Janice Dickinson is giving me a citizen's arrest. - Wait, does it look on your face on one of the scenes was so like, you really didn't care about your acting? - Are you still in touch with Dr. Jen? - Yes, I am, actually. - Do you guys text? - She's really good. She's really good. - She's like legit. - Good therapist, yeah, she's amazing. Caylin died in the preview. - Yo, Caylin always dies. - I can't give anything away, but she's dead. - Literally, like, can't I die? - Did you see that scene? She's fucking slumped over in the car. - Did you see me having to carry her to the car? But I had to rewind that back. - Is this now her ninth life? - Caylin be dying a lot, man. I'm telling you. - I love Caylin. - I love her, too, but she dies a lot. Rocky dies a lot, too. So, yeah, so this shit is coming on. It's coming on and out. - Oh, shit. What did you do to her? - I know. - What did you do to her? - Wow. - Was it lit? - Figured out, Joey. Put on me to find myself now, because it looks pretty. - We should have, like, watched your parties every week for this. - Hectic. - No, I'm-- - So you could-- - So you could break down what was really happening as we're viewing this. - I don't think she was drunk at all. - She's-- - She had to be with me. - What the hell was that? - It was-- - That could not be her being tired. - It's the Joe voice. - Not her tired. She was tired of the Joe voice. - Sick and tired of it. - She's tired of the Joe voice. - Yo, I'm so, I don't know how to vilify me on every time I'm on one of these fucking shows. I get vilified, and I'm such a nice, great guy. But anyway-- - When did you get vilified before? - Oh, yeah, you were-- - I'm loving it, Bob, I was vilified. - You were so-- - It was not your best. - You're kidding me? - Your best was the villain. - Yeah. - I mean, no, no, no, he showed up on me. - He was so cool on loving it, Bob. - You look fine out of that show. - No. - You were Joe Cool, definitely. - No, when I, when I, that whole, that whole, it looked like I was a cheater, and that it was like, it's not what it looked like. - They're editing, they did that. - Yeah. - It's so crazy, how did she know anybody on that show? - It's just so nuts. - I didn't cheat on anybody. - Not while Kramer's rolling. - Yeah, it's nuts. - I didn't cheat on anybody on that show. See, this is why I'm confused, because on that show, Love and Hip Hop, I was more honest than any man should be with a woman. - But you're fucking-- - I don't think that's the next point. - I said, yo, I have unresolved feelings with my ex. (laughing) - Where's the fucking cheating? Where's the deception there? - It was still a mess, the whole situation was fucking-- - Little, little. - See, that's how women-- - No, because it was! - And that's what we're gonna get in-- - That, well, no, it is, man. (laughing) - I had killed it in my house. - Oh, my God. - That she was a fucking woman. - Oh, it's fucking lit. (laughing) (clicking) - There we go. (clicking) - So this is a, I was looking for Divorce Court thing music. - Divorce Court of Jason. - But Divorce Court doesn't have theme music. - It's yelling and losing your money. - Yeah. - Who moderates Divorce Court? Does Judge Judy also or not? - No, she doesn't-- - She does people's court? - No, she does Judge Judy. - Valid, makes sense. (laughing) - All right, so, Divorce Court is here, man. - That was a very long smooth transition. - It's here. - You should pull it out. - Well, I wasn't gonna sit here and try to be the engineer. - Like you're gloating. - Like it works hard. You seem excited. - Like lower it down. (laughing) - You had the first man. - You had the first man. - You had the first man. Like the most jovial Joey I've ever seen. - I need the three of you to learn how to speak individually. - Sorry. - Like fuck y'all. - I fuck y'all with trying to step on each other. I do seem like I'm in a pretty good way. - You aren't in a fantastic way. - Well, I'm here, so. (laughing) - That's what it is. You busted me. (laughing) So, last, so I had to give it to my bitch, man. - Wow. - I did, I did enough is enough. - Which one? - A lot of people. - Babe, babe had to, babe is gone. - Babe is the one that you call baby girl for the most part. - Yeah, yeah, babe was like-- - Wait, hold on, everybody, baby girl. - Ooh. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - He says baby girl. - Hold on, everyone, baby girl, you take dates of River Road, like-- - All the semi-serious ones are baby girl. - Yeah, 'cause I remember which-- - Caitlyn was, but yeah, Caitlyn was definitely baby girl. - Yeah, when I hear baby girl, I'm like, ah, here we go. - Yeah. - Anyway, babe, when this, I only-- - Mottie just snitches. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I remember back in the day when you were fighting that bitch. (laughing) - I think I don't ask you all that. I don't plug your mic. Babe, there supposed to be a sad moment. - Oh, babe. - For your star, babe. - Babe is going, some of y'all can remember a podcast long ago where we tried to determine how long this would last. Parks guessed August. Parks is right. That bitch is out of here. And I'm not saying that bitch to be a derogatory, even a derogatory. - We liked her. - I did, man. So I kinda wanna talk about how women are retarded. So I'm gonna tell you this story. (sighs) Here's a story. Here's a story. - Oh, okay. - I just told you that by the phone. - Love me, ladies. - So sometime this week, sometime this week, I don't know what day it was, right? Me and babe, we were texting one another. At around 12, 12 a.m., she says, okay. Babe, I'm home. I'm really tired. I'm going to bed. Good night. - Okay, okay. - Right. I've responded with, okay, babe. Good night. - Okay, she responds. - She responds pretty standard so far. - What are you doing? (both laughing) - Now, to me, 'cause I know that men and women think a bit differently, to me, when someone says, good night. It means, good night, they're going to bed. The dialogue can come to an end now. - And cease now. - Right, so like a real ass nigga at around one in the morning, I get up, I get dressed. I hit the motherfucker streets. Look for these hoes, so I go out, right? So I go out, I meet up with Amani, Amani is with a few friends. - It's already trouble. - He's with three girls. We're fucking, Amani's a single R&B singer in New York City. - Exactly, that's why he's trouble. - He should be with three girls. - Exactly. - And we go to my favorite hocuspot that I will not name because I don't want you fucktards in there. - That would be the one we went to. - Yeah, that one. - The queen? - It's Lidish. - Yo, what the fuck? - This is dry smashing out of my heart. - Give me a little block, mom. - I'm letting it. - Yeah, that's what I'm letting it. - I did. - Come here for her. - So we go there, don't forget Joseph. - So we go to the hocuspot. I have a great time. I get there somewhere around one. I leave there. I'm home by fucking two, two, 30. I'm chilling watching Law and Order on my normal shit. Now, mind you, I broke my foot in June. I've literally been in my house on a couch for moms. I haven't had any outdoor activity, no clubs, no holes, no bitches, no nothing. If you wanted to see me, you had to come to my house to see me. So it felt really good to be able to go out with some slippers on 'cause I had to go buy slippers 'cause I can't wear a sneaker jet and have a blast, right? Bong, night was great. Wake up in the morning. Here come the good morning, Tex. She says, "Good morning." I say, "Good morning." Her friend was in the club. - Oh, here we go. - So, and because we had had a minor beef before about me stepping out and not telling her anything about it, the first thing I say, just because I'm considerate, is, "Yo, I went to the spot last night, guess who I saw." - Yeah, but we already look at that as you covering your tracks because we know that you know that she's gonna tell us. - Caught doing what? - That's my point. - Going out without just letting her-- - Caught doing what? - Doesn't matter. - Yeah, wake her up and tell her? - She's probably right by her phone and it's probably like on. - So, you gotta hear it. - You gotta have no problem waking a woman up for some booty. - Exactly. - But waking her up with a gentle text saying, "Hey, I'm like, this is going to be hard to talk about." - This is going to take care of us before. - What? - It was just a film that you were gonna be staying in the house. So, to wake up to that, it's just never because. - Why? - It's already late at night. - Well, don't ever assume that. - You didn't mention anything. You could've simply said-- - Good night. - Wait, there was nothing to mention. I wasn't going anywhere at the time that you said good night. - When you decided to go up. - Yeah, you could've just shot her a text like, "Babe, mama." - So wait, time out. - I know you're asleep as much as you know. - This is exactly why I'm single, man. They're serious. - Yeah, it's just courtesy. That's all. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - It didn't take much out of your life to do that, would it? No. - Marissa. So, in your juvenile brain, right? - It's not juvenile. - You're not juvenile. You're brain on the other hand. So, listen, I'm not gonna insult you. I'm trying to insult somebody else, but you keep talking to the other one. (laughing) - In your brain, once she said good night and I said good night back, 45 minutes later, I should have then text the woman who is asleep to let her know what I'm doing. (laughing) That is what you are saying. Let's be clear. - I think it still would be appreciated, yes. But it's only-- - You're not-- - But it started out-- - Also, because you guys have already discussed this before. - No, we-- - It's already an issue. - No, we have discussed me going somewhere and not saying a word to her about it, period. - While she's still awake. - No, period. - Okay. - Ever. - Okay. - So, I thought I was doing a courtesy. That was a courtesy. - By not texting her and wanting her now? - No, by the first thing in the morning, hey, this is what happened last night. - I mean, I guess that there really is all you could do. - When you wake up-- - Yeah, 'cause you're not going to text her while she's sleeping. - That's my fucking point. If somebody is saying good night, that means they're fucking going to sleep. Why would I be texting somebody who's going to sleep? I don't understand women. Tell me how this works. - I think-- - So, if he stepped out to get a coffee, you should have texted her? 'Cause he wouldn't do enough in the club. - All right, roaring. - Knock it off. - Where do we draw the line now? Fuck off. - What? - And do you do anything at the specific spot? - Stop being stopped though. No, because fuck out here. - You just said, "Looking for hoes, I was with him." - Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Of course I wasn't looking for hoes. - Do you print those seeds and then you don't expect her to feel some kind of weight when she wakes up and you're at a club when she thought you might have been going to sleep as well? - No, I don't give a fuck what she thought. I'm responsible for what she thought. - I mean-- - I never said I'm going to sleep. I say, "Good night to you." What are you talking about? - I think I drew over it. - What did I say? I'm going to bed, too. I'm going to bed, too. (laughing) Who knew God? Yo, God, we must be so many times. - Okay. - I'm tired right now. Yo, the same time, you're tired. - I love you. - Yo, I'm tired. - Oh, man, let's talk about you. I can see her being upset about it, but maybe a fight doesn't, it doesn't warrant a fight. - Wait, it gets better. - Okay. - It gets better than this. - So let's move on. - So we're moving on, right? - Mm-hmm. - So she starts flipping. - What is the basis of her argument? You should've told me. - I don't know yet. - Okay. - She starts flipping out. - Mm-hmm. ♪ Yo, mama ♪ ♪ Yeah, you went out, I live right there ♪ ♪ How you not going to tell me ♪ ♪ Like her thoughts were very erratic and all over the place ♪ ♪ And I couldn't really, I couldn't compute, so ♪ ♪ And then we, because she's not the greatest communicator period ♪ - Oh, you don't say. - Then we did, but we normally do. We ignored each other for however many days. Boy, she was ignoring me. I was texting just fine. Hey, another day of you acting like idiots. Hey, another day of some bullshit, but whatever, right? So finally, whatever day it was, I text and I say listen. And this is me putting my compassionate hat on. 'Cause I'm not normally compassionate. I say listen, shut up, Roy. I say listen, whatever you were so upset about the other day, maybe you can try to find a different way to articulate it because I really don't see what the problem is. - I think another issue too is I didn't realize that you went right by where she lives that also probably bothered her. I mean, he could've just called me and woken me up though. If I haven't seen him, if I've been away for so long, why wouldn't you come here? - I would've always been a night before. - I just saw her the night before. - You but it doesn't matter, but she's been gone for months. - Man, I gotta, I gotta see you. - It's a week day. - It's a week day about you. - Wait. - No, it's a week day, she's asleep. - And why would he go bang on the door? - If someone that I haven't seen in a while, I mean, even if I just saw the night before, but if I just saw him. - We all went out to eat the night before. - I had been gone from him for a while and I want to spend as much time with him as possible because I care about him. And I know he was right by my house and he didn't call me. If he did, I would've jumped up, put me holding on and ran yourself. - Here's the extra, here's some backstory then. Since you say that, here's some backstory that day. Because that was her off, off day. - Okay. - But she was doing some renovating in her house. - Okay. - So earlier, she says, listen, I may have to do some renovating to, you know, finish doing whatever I was doing. And if I do that, then I'm not gonna come see you. - Okay. - In the event that I don't do that, then I'll drive out there and we'll hang. - Okay. - So, my day was already on standby, the entire day. And she had to do her renovating and I didn't see her and then she did it and she said goodnight. So, your point was what again? - It still doesn't matter. Even though she was going to sleep, now you didn't see her all day. - It would've been exciting how to text or until it come out. - It would've been nice. As a woman, it would've been much appreciated. Like, he's really good. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Is that gonna get some mood in mine? - Exactly. - So, I'm gonna go to these texts, right? - Oh, she don't live alone. He can't just pop up at her crib. - What do you think could pop up outside and she could come out of it? - So, listen, so when I asked her to maybe articulate herself so I could understand because she woman always say, I don't understand, right? She says, and I quote because I'm reading. I don't think you have to tell me everywhere you go or everyone who you are always with. I'm not bothered by that. You do that all the time. I feel that when you're going to be seen at a public and caps place, especially because we both frequent this place, it's out of respect to let me know you will be there. At this place, you've always been seen with different girls, that's nothing new. This makes me one more of the bunch. - Well. - One more of the more, yeah, you lost me. - So, this. - Wait, wait, let me finish. Especially because the person I consider to be my man quote-unquote, will be having a female all up in his personal space or to appear to be that way. It bothers me because it got to my ears and I feel stupid because I didn't know you were there in the first place. So, I say, so let me see if I'm understanding this. When I'm going to the spot, I should let you know in advance because we both frequent there. Question mark, question mark, out of respect. Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. And that's what you were so upset about. Am I getting this right? She says, I was more upset because I was told this chick was all up on you and shit seemed like a date. You and a girl and E and a girl. And I said, so you were more upset at hearsay. Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. Is that what you're saying? She says more like it. I say, actually, let me clarify that. I told you who I was with. What time I arrived, what I did, what time I left, yet you felt needed someone else who I do not know for answers about my actions, which you then believed and were upset about, right? Question mark. And I said, because what I said meant absolutely nothing to you, right? So you get pissed at me, you're crazy to me and behave away toward me because somebody told you something. Am I getting this right so far? She says. - You're exhausted. - She says. - You're exhausted. - She says. - She says, she says all. (laughing) - It is. - What a man tells his side, that's what he is. - What a man tells his side, that's what he is. - What a man tells his side, that's what he is. - Yeah. - The question marks. - The question marks. - Nothing influences a woman like a question mark. - You are trying me with these fucking question marks. That is way too many questions. - It's a case of ego. - What? - Is that to be? - No. - It's a case that I respect. - I don't want to hear that you're in our speaking ground. - Yeah, let me finish before I finish, because I can't believe that y'all are even defending this. So then I say am I getting this right so far? She says, also upset at the fact that you lied, that you left your house 10 before one, and that you got there after one. You make me sound fucking crazy, and make me sound like how I'm feeling is abnormal, which I know it's not. I say. - You are so good for that, by the way. - I say, I just want to know if I'm getting this right so far. - Oh God. - Since you say that, and you never-- - Very condescending. - Very condescending. - And then you add some more question marks after this statement. - No, no, no, no, no. - Some condescending words here. - Since you say I never get it dot dot dot dot, am I getting it thus far? Question more question. - Oh my God, I want to choke you for her. - She says, I'm pissed, because I seem like a fucking dumbass, 'cause you lie and make me seem like an idiot. I say, can you answer my previous question, please? - Oh my God, I hate everything about you. - Am I getting this right so far? She says, you lied about the time you got there. I said, prove it. She said, oh, then she called, and then we did that. Anyway, her proof was her friend, some other friend, not the friend I saw. - Didn't even speak to that friend. - A different friend, the lurker, whoever this person is. The center of text at 1245 to say, Joe is in this spot. - So then you did lie about what time you got there. - So then you lied about what time you got there. If you're there at 1245 and she saw you at 1245, then you were there at 1245, but you didn't tell Bay that you were there at 1245. We told you they were there after one. - I don't like the word lie, I like misspoke. Number one, number two, why does it fucking matter? Who cares? - I mean, I don't know. - A 15 minute difference. - Because they're true of the lies within the details. - A 15 minute difference? - The lies within the details, yes. - Because so much can happen to you. - Because any probably has to do with the time of you guys texting and all that other shit, it probably falls right in the midst of that. - So anyway, then I sent this after we hung up the phone and I couldn't deal with it anymore. I sent this long text saying, all right, I can't do this. I'm 35 years old, my nigga. - How old is she? - I can't, and not 35. She's young, she's 23. - Oh God, this is the problem. She's 23. - So this is my thing here. I was gonna say women need to know, women need to know when to that, that you should probably pick your battles. But people, I don't wanna gender specify. People should know in general that you should probably pick your battles. - I'm 23, you're still a very young woman. Still a girl. - You don't know that you shouldn't be beefing with the 35 year old rapper Dick that goes in you about the 10 minute difference in time that he went somewhere. Like, to me, this is like common fucking sense. To me, this is like very... - But again, it may have played into her argument about, you know, while you were texting, were you already planning, was it premeditated? Were you already getting ready to go? That might have been where her mind was at the time. - And then when she was on the phone, she said, my friend told me that that bitch was sitting right next to you. I said, so in the spot that we both go to right next to the DJ booth where there's a table and the chair set up, where do you suggest she be sitting? Like, where should she be? Maybe I'm unaware. - Oh, God. - Again, I just-- - So what's this other girl? - I just be talking-- - Just a friend. - I don't fucking know. - I don't fucking know. - I don't know. - I don't know. I was going in to meet with my man. - Your man. - Your man. - And my man had the bitches, like a real nigga should. - Shout out to E. - Like, what does she think was happening in this place? - I'm in there with a brokefoot slippers and Modell's Pajama Pan. - That doesn't matter. - That's how you pick up bitches. - You pick up bitches. - Exactly. - So you bag every bitch? You've never-- - From your pajama pan. - I don't typically go to a place in the nightlife dressed that way. - I mean-- - I'm only dressed that way. - In the nightlife. - I've gone in to this gym club with you and you've been in fucking sweatsuits and slippers. - How does gym club don't count? How am I going to greenhouse? - Where are you going? How many times have you been to greenhouse? - Seriously, it's not even open exactly. - Not that many times. - Exactly, it's close for some time. - Well, anyway, am I trying to stall on a bitch at my point? Am I trying to stall on a bitch? - The point is you've never had to stall on a bitch. You still bag it. - Am I trying to stall on some new pussy and Modell's Pajamas and Adidas fucking slippers? - Do you know what your name is? - What a brokefoot? - Yes! - Nah. - How did you get her? - He had two feet working. - Yeah, I was dressed. - I was dressed and I looked right and I was funny. I was charming, all of that good shit. - Poured on the charm, huh? - Yeah, it was bad, it was bad. So we got her to fuck out of here. Like, I can't, I can't. - I think any woman that deals with you is just a straight, loose battle. Like, there's no people never when it is. - I still credit to hear you from it. Last time, that fucking long. There's something there. - Well, I was kind of stupid back then. But today, what was wrong about what I did? Like, I just said that and these two women, this is why I'm lost. - That was so expensive. - That's why I've been very quiet. - I mean, it isn't something that I would start an argument about, but it would have been considerate for you to give me a buzz. And let me decide whether I want to wake up and come out with you, exactly. - Why would you want to come out with you? - And know what I said? - What? - I wasn't going to see you. - Let's see the? - You had absolutely-- - And that's where you would have these people. - Yeah, exactly. - That's where you were. - Wait, what? - You and my hood on top of that. Why you and my hood. - Joey, what is happening in here? - Joey doesn't have these kind of problems. - Joey. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out. Why would I have you fucked up there? - You would want to see me at any chance at exactly-- - I just saw you. - And I've just been gone for so fucking long. You just want to spend every fucking minute with me. - Marty the body and Rocky Thunder who's trying to change your name and whatever the folks you're trying to change your name to. Listen, let's talk reasonably for a second here. - Let's talk reasonably. - I just saw you the night before. - So? - You guys sound as if I am, what can I talk and I complete my thought, Marissa? I can I talk. That's how a conversation goes. I talk, then you talk. - Got it. - Why do you guys sound like I'm entitled to see her or let her know my whereabouts? - You're not entitled or obligated or any of those things, but because you are in a situation with her, you should want to. The problem is you didn't want to, so it becomes now why didn't you want to see me? - They wanted to all day. - And you exactly what that's the point. - My entire day was on standby. - You wanted to see her earlier in the day. Now you were in her area. Now you have the ability to see her. Regardless if she's sleeping, you are very well aware that she will get up for you because she cares about you and you made zero effort to do so. Instead, wait to a place. - I made a plan already. At this point, I waited all day for you. You did what you had to do. I'm not mad. - Now you have a plan that doesn't include. - Now that I waited. - Now that I wasted my whole day with you, I have a plan to go see my guy who I went to see. - And the hose. - He had to hold with him. - You knew that, and I think that's probably her gripe too. - His intent was to go see Imani, not those hoes. - You guys never just see Imani wasn't there and the hoes were there. He wouldn't have went. He went to go see Imani. - Yeah, I think that's what's getting lost here. - You guys are both full of shit. - Exactly. - Prove it. - Because it sounds good on paper, but we all like-- - We all, that's why all women are crazy. You hear what she just said. What she just said right there is what it is. - No. - That was amazing. - That sounds good on paper. - Women, no. She said it sounds good on paper, but yeah, we be knowing. Every time they say we be knowing, they never, they never know. - No, we really do. - They're telling you, they're brains. It's something about the female brain. - It's not for you guys, we never really know until we catch you dead square and act. - I know, but it's like, there can be other shit happen like-- - But this is my point. - This is just like the beginning of OLS3. Something's happening, something's happening. - Something's happening. - What was something happening? - Something's happening. - What is that happening? - Wait, so let's talk about the beginning of OLS3. - People always ask if that's me. Oh, which I'm like, yeah, exactly. - It's yikes. - No, but like just doing the voice over for it. - No, that was a real conversation. Listen, the beginning of OLS3, right? So you don't know what's happening. - Of course, I don't know. I'm not physically there to see whatever it is. - That thing is-- - Something is. - If you don't know what's happening, what are we fighting about? That's number one. And let's get back to this to put this in perspective. It's not like, you're coming home and she goes in my bathroom and there's a condom in the toilet. - I mean, that's like, you could cheat without physically putting your penis in someone. There's still levels to it. - I just wanna remind people-- - And that's what this is about cheating. - Was that just not about cheating? - I wanna remind people what we're talking about so things don't get lost in translation here. Me. The guy who broke his foot two months ago and has been on a couch, not moving for two-- - Sounds good. - With bitches on deck, pose on deck. You have a party at your house three days a week. - I have my makeup artist fucking text me, like, oh my God, my cousins, we're at Joe's house this week. Oh my God, I'm so jealous. - One broken foot doesn't stop a show. - I can think of two deck parties in the past few months. - Two. - Oh, knock it off. - Basically. - Well, parties, per se, but random bitches coming through all day, a broken foot, random stop that. - That's why-- - You can still fuck with a broken foot. You can do all types of crazy shit with a broken foot. - And it don't be random bitches coming into that. - And I'm random. - They seem pretty random. - Random to you. I know who they are. - You just said you met a couple of new girls last week at your deck. - That's one of the deck parties I'm referring to. - Wait, I met a couple new girls? - Yeah, you said it last week on the pod. - I have no idea what she's talking about. What did I mean? - I was referring to the deck party, but we knew what she was saying. - I didn't mean anything to you. - And then he goes back to his memory. That doesn't work. It's just fail-proof. Like, I don't recall. - Well, it's documented on the podcast. - And we'll go back. - So we'll go back and figure it out. But anyway, so the guy who broke his foot two months ago and has been on the couch, not moving at all, not having not been outside at all, who's about to be 35 years old. See, that's the part that I'm having a trouble with. - Maybe it's-- - I'm a poor fucking man. - Maybe you're the problem. - Wait, time out, time out, time out here. - I'm about to be-- - About to be exactly. - Well, women, well, let's go back to what women like to say. Those younger women like to say that they are attracted to older men because women mature so much faster than men. I don't see it. That's absent. - No. - That's absent. I don't see it. And that may be able to be scientifically proven. - They don't emotionally mature faster than men. I will say. - You're also dealing with people that are like the young 20s. Even if they are refugees. - Let me be more mature than men. You guys are the gaps too big to be somewhere in the middle. - Let me tell you something. - Oh, I don't think this is coming from my future. - Who called home? - This is not gonna, I'm moving on. - Listen, with my 35th birthday approaching, there are some arguments. I'm just not willing to tell her. - Mm. - I'm not gonna have, I'm not gonna have a bath with someone. - You've entertained. - He's still got like a library in or something. - And, no, me and her, not me and her, kind of never really beef. That's what's funny about that too. We don't really beef. So, if this is how you beef and what you beef about, I'm not beefy for this shit. - But, I mean, so you never really beef with someone in the honeymoon stages. So you can't say. - Well, and see, that's not true. That's what I was about to say too. Women out there listening. Because y'all have a crazy part of your brain, right? So I'm just gonna give you some real negative advice. You can't act crazy until you are 100% certain that you've got the dude in the bag. (laughing) - That's true. - I think that you're an element of crazy, a level at some point anywhere. Or do you think you're completely screwed tight? - Uh, nothing about me is screwed tight. - Right. - I'm crazy as cat shit. Mike, Mike, Mike, I think that I have my crazy under a lot more control than other people. Like, she's never seen crazy. - Self-aware, self-aware. - She's never seen crazy. - Self-real paths are always in control of crazy. - He is a, he is. - She's never seen me crazy. - No. - She's never seen me behave crazy. She's never seen me raise my voice. - Well, every day it's crazy. Eratic is one thing. - I'm gonna look up the word sociopath. - That would be you too. - That would be you too. - Does that take offense? - No, you are. - Don't, you are. - That's okay. Embrace it. - I've looked this word up a bunch of times. - I know. - I've said it out here before. - They're intelligent. - They are. - Extremely. - And they're also... - And they're also kind of cyclical. - And it's healthy. - And it's healthy. - And they also... - Yeah, they're very manipulative. - Whoa, manipulative. - Sociopath. - Joe Biden. (laughing) - A person with a cycloparbic personality. - Psychopathic. - I don't think that's me. Whose behavior is anti-social. That could be me sometimes. Often criminal. I'm not often criminal. - Is this the... We looked at the wrong thing. - I don't care about what that... - The cops are only out there every other day. And who lacks a fanoys rocket shut up. - It's an rebellion thing. - Yes, like my nigga. - That's the rebellion. - And who lacks a sense of more responsibility. That's Rory. - You're so shank. - Thanks, real conscious. - You have to read deeper. - Exactly. - Yeah, that's me. - That's me? - No, yes. There's way more to it. - Read deeper, but that's still you. - Do you have a social path and you're narcissistic? - Yeah, you're an... Oh, you're... - We've had this conversation. I'm not narcissistic. - You are an artist. - Oh my God. - Oh, let's look up narcissists. Sensitives are slow news. - Hold on. - 'Cause they're definition of sociopath. - All right, so you do that. Even though Rory's both of you are fat. - I mean, it's better if you just read like four of them than women who have been with sociopath. - That's what I love. - And you're like, "Oh my God, that is Joe." - When I was like, "What the fuck is wrong with Joe?" And I found sociopath. I was like on message boards reading about women deal with it. I was like, "That is a fucking Joe, that is him." - I found it. Narcissist. - Damn it. - A person? - A person. - A person. - A sociopath. - I have the dictionary. I have the dictionary on my phone, so I'm able to find something-- - 11 signs you may be dating a sociopath. - Shut up, Marissa. - Here we go. - Wait, I'm bringing you the definition of narcissist first. - Okay, I'm slowly-- - Narcissist. Now, a person who was overly self-involved and often vain and selfish, is that really? - Yes, but you mask it well. - That's a lie. That's a lie. Psycho, psychoanalysis. A person who suffers from narcissism, deriving a right of gratification from an admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes. - Everything you do has an agenda and a tie back to you. - Okay, look, here we go. - Everything. - Red flag number one for a sociopath, having an oversized ego. - I'll tell you what I say. - Yes. (laughing) - Red flag number two. - Red flag number two. Lying and exhibiting manipulative behavior. Sociopaths use deceit and manipulation on a regular basis. Why lie for the sake of lying? Lying to see whether you can trick people and sometimes telling larger lies to get larger effects. Dr. Stout told Interview Magazine. Red flag number three, exhibiting a lack of empathy. (laughing) They don't really have the meaningful emotional inner worlds that most people have and perhaps because of that, they can't really imagine or feel the emotional worlds of other people. - Get a lot of that. - It's very foreign to them. - I didn't feel other people see. - Number four, showing a lack of remorse or shame. - That's not much. (laughing) - That is you. Number five, staying eerily calm and scary or dangerous situations. - Magicians, a sociopath might not be anxious following a car accident, for instance. - All of a sudden, men must have shown that while there are people to respond. (laughing) - Two, three, missing two, one, two, three. - Red flag number six, behaving irresponsibly or with extreme impulsivity. Impulsivity. - Oh. - Puffed up the guy. - Say that one. - Red flag number seven. Oh god, having new friends. (humming) - How many times have we met a new friend of Joe's and wonder how long this one's gonna be out of the circle in? - Red flag number eight, being charming. - How many times have we met? - Only superficially. - Yes. - Sociopaths can be very charismatic and friendly because they know it will help them get what they want. They are expert con artists and they always have a secret agenda. People are so amazed when they find that someone is a sociopath because they're so amazingly effective at blending in. They are masters of the skies. They're main tool to keep them from being discovered as a creation of an outer personality. - This is you. - It sounds like worried to me. (laughing) - I might say you might be a sociopath robot. - That might be one too. - Number nine, living by the pleasure principle, if it feels good and they are able to provide a void consequence is they will do it. - Wait a minute, let's repeat this. - Okay, number nine is living by the pleasure principle. If it feels good and they are able to avoid the consequences, they will do it. They live their life in the fast lane to the extreme seeking stimulation, excitement, and pleasure from whatever they can get. - The deck is the fast lane. - Red flag number 10, showing disregard for trying to ignore the life. - This person is mad scar. - Showing disregard for societal norms, they break rules and laws because they don't believe society's rules apply to them. And number 11, having intense eyes, sociopaths have no problem with maintaining uninterrupted eye contact. Our failure to look away politely is also perceived as being aggressive or seductive. - Is that not sound like you? - Can I see what you just looked at, please? - That's from the Huffington Post. - That's from Maddie's Tesla. (laughing) - I actually wrote this myself. (laughing) - She don't hurt me. - I don't know if my friends are the kinds I hired you. - It flexed with trust. (laughing) - On the figure's rules, Joe, but is that not sound like you at all? - That is him. - Can I read this, please? - Do you really need to read it for you? - I just read it for you. - If your boyfriend is a Huffington Post, do I respect you? - Yes, there are these are doctors that they referred to. They referred to. He is a sociopath. - I had a narcissist. - But not by definition of the word. - I mean. - I just defined. - In-depth. This was an in-depth rule. - I mean, if we're going to Huffington Post. - But they spoke with doctors. - So now. - I could find a doctor to account to that. (laughing) - Doctors, I know. - Well, if we're going by, no, she's called me one too. (laughing) - No! - Shocker. - And what does she know? She just met me, she'll know my life. If we're going by that, which I'm not going by, I'm going by the definition of the word. - But if we are. - You know, it's funny. - You put a whole behavior in one sentence. - I know. (laughing) - It was three sentences. - That was a bad. - You know, the funny thing is, when I got my first acting gig, when I booked my first acting gig, a few months back, I went to this audition and the role was an associate path. I might have talked about it here. And the guy loved me. Like, I booked it right away. So I'm telling them. So I'm sitting there telling all my friends, I'm like, this is going to take tremendous acting on my part. (laughing) - Like, it's like 50 in power. - 50 is playing 50 in power. You would be playing yourself. - Oh my God, that's supposed to be an alley. Did you see it? - Yes, I did. - 30 times. - 30 times. - They're going to kill us if we fucking give them away. They were mad as fuck it us last week. - Yeah, we got angry. It's a good Wednesday, if you haven't seen the finale to power my nigga, don't listen. - So you said last week and people hadn't seen it. - All right, well, I'll give a little bit more advanced notice that spoilers are coming. - Okay, just that was their main gripe, they just said, please let us know that they're spoiling. - Yeah, I'll let them know that spoilers are coming. All right, so just to put a close, a cap on this, I don't want to close this just yet too, because, shout out to Vanessa Body. Vanessa Body is still subbing me. (laughing) - Jesus. - Who's Vanessa Body? - Who's Vanessa Body is a chick that was a, and we'll give it to all that. - Bay of Jason, first of all. - Vanessa, why'd you block me? I didn't have shit to do this. - She blocked Rory, she blocked them on. - Oh, Fishbob blocked all my friends too. Girl, you should do that. - She blocked women her really. - I didn't do anything so much. - Fishbod is a man and he blocked. People do that, it's not just women. - Well, he's a younger guy. - He's my age. - You're young. - Okay. (laughing) - Well, I don't know, I can't speak for him. I have never met that gentleman. But I'm certainly not blocking everybody's friends. So I was talking to fucking Sam yesterday, and Sam was asking me why I look so happy and all this bullshit, and I was like, am I not supposed to be happy or whatever. And that conversation led to Sam was asking me, do these women know, do these women that I deal with know that they-- - They're getting into a cycle of shit and they're gonna be cycled out in less than seven months? - Long term. And I had to stop and think about that for a minute 'cause I wanted to answer honestly. I'm a big fan of non-verbal communication. - Mm-hmm. - Like the bitch who couldn't roll up the fucking, who thought the Mercedes didn't have power windows, like she was that told me a lot about her, but-- - She has a bus pass. - That is fine. (laughing) - Hopefully. - We really had an amazing class. - I think I'm a lot. I think I hold it. - I just try to use butt track enablers. So these women that come in, they are enablers and they wanna cure you and they are attracted to the dark news. - You know what's funny? - Marissa and Rocky know a lot about sociopaths. - I mean, I've studied you. - You've studied me, you've dated some. - I know you're 10 years, I know you like the back of my hand. - I don't think I'm a sociopath. - You are. - I don't care what the doctors and you guys say. - Yeah, well. - So I said to fucking, I said to Sam, I said, well, if you have sex with a girl repeatedly and you never kiss her and have never kissed her. - Yeah, but you do kiss somebody's bitches. Like-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Time out, time out, time out, time out. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's stop the press 'cause you guys got a lot of conversation going on. Now we got a lot of content for a slow move. We did. Let's deal with you. - Okay. - Who do I kiss? - Your main bitches. - Main bitches. - Like if she was referring to baby girl, she was gonna-- - Yeah, baby girl. - I've seen you kiss a bunch of people. - You have nasty people. - I've seen him kiss a bunch of people. - I've seen him kiss anyone. - Name them. That's my point. Neither is she the name. - I've never seen him kiss anyone. - I would pay you. I'm not the kisser. Name them. - I've seen you kiss Kaitlyn. - Okay. - I saw you. - Name them. It's cool. I'm not you, my nigga. Name them. - No. - I've seen him kiss his dogs more than he kissed his bitches. - Name. - Who? - Snitch. Go on the mic and say-- - No, I'm not saying that. - No, I'm sorry. - Yeah. And Yaris. - Can we do it to leave that out? - You name three people. - I've never seen you kiss these girls. - Yeah, I've seen you kiss Yaris. I've seen him kiss. - That's cool. - Actually, remember that girl that you flew at that time from fucking Tampa? - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - She got from Tampa, bro. - Oh, that was amazing. - You guys kiss. - Damn. - She bought me a birthday gift that year. She knew what the fuck she was doing. - Where was I? - I was happy to give to the house. - No, no, no, no. - Shout out to Jen from Tampa. She's still in my phone. - Is that number legit? - Let me tell you all about Jen, right? - She was the shit. - She knew how to play her fucking role. - That's because Jen was fucking Derek Jeter's fucking main side chick or whatever it fuck she would. - Damn, Derek. - I don't know. Text me and see if that number is still active. - There's a lot of snitching going on in this. - I definitely tried. I definitely tried to text her one time. - And also, what's up with Derek? - No, no, no. - She knew how to move. She knew how to move. She was a... - She gave me a photo on that photo. - Was she a white girl? - I think she was like Filipino and white. - Of course. - She came through and crushed it. She looked great. - Like she was like a phenomenal, it was like a package of like awesome things that related to cake related items. - She sounds like a girl who was kind of like a lady. - Cake related items. - That's what you're doing. You paid them out. - Like she got to know me and like... - If you're a gatekeeper, you get gifts. - Yeah, she's from a different school. - Yeah, I like her. - She would text me. - She was supposed to kiss her. - Yeah, I like her. - I like her. - I like her. - Sorry, so you kissed her. You kissed her. You kissed Yaris. You kissed Kaelyn. You kissed off-air person. - I had never witnessed any of this. I would like gag. - I'm only at six. I can't even... I don't even have to keep going. - United, six. I was five. - Do it again. - Yeah. (laughter) - Tari, Yaris, Kaelyn, off-air, Jen. Oh, you were right. Fuck. - Brooklyn Harlem. - Brooklyn. (laughter) - Yeah, I'm missing one and I know it. - Okay, so you're going back to having sex with the girl. - I'm not even kissing you, but let's get you- - One a few times without kissing. - Yeah, thank you. - And I don't even know how that happened. Go ahead. - If you're having sex continuously with someone, and this person never kisses you or is ever even looking at your face or is face-to-face with you. - That's not your girl. And that's what I mean. - That should probably let... - It's a nut. - That should probably let the girl know something about her role in that person's role. - And about her eyes. - This wasn't with her. - Wow. - I thought she was self-esteem. - No, no, no, no, no. - This wasn't with me. - In general. - In general, I'm saying. - Okay. - Like, that should tell somebody something. I think women kind of ignore these signs sometimes. - You don't say it. - Yeah. - They ignore everything they don't want. - And then when their world comes crashing down, they're like, "Oh my God, nobody told me!" - Because love goggles are very real. - Love goggles? - Love goggles? - Yeah, I don't... - Oh, we're into this one. - It is. - And I get to fuck out of this person. - Love goggles. - They are. - They're like, "Oh, okay." - Can't even get to having sex without kissing. I don't understand that. - Oh, because you're Puerto Rican. - No, right. - You got to kiss. - No, I'm an aggressor. Now, if I'm going to have sex with you, you're going to kiss me whether you like it or not, whether you're a kisser or not. - So you've never had sex without kissing? - Never in your life. - Ever. - Only Puerto Rican. I can't count that. - No. - No, I've dated men who... - I've had a lot of sex without kissing. - I've had a lot of sex without kissing. - Initially, because they're not kissers or we weren't at that point, but I'm going to make you kiss me because if you want the box, you've got to do what it is that I want you to do. - Last time I made somebody kiss me, I'm still fighting that case. - Oh. - Oh. - You've been around a lot. - I've been around a lot. - I've been around a lot. - She went with me. - Yeah, that's why I would have luck going on there. - This doesn't really count. - She lives with me. Unless you go over here real quick, Esther was fucking mistake girlfriend number, however number. - It was good when it was good. - Me and Caitlin were high out of our money, our entire relationship, so you'd like to kiss their off-air person. The off-air person has another incident where I was high out of my fucking mind. - Dallas. - Any real niggas supposed to kiss Jim was fucking amazing and I hope her number is still exact. - Yeah, just text her right now. - Sure. - Fly her back up here. - Hi, Joe. Good time. - Oh, yeah, Jim was great. Who else did you name? - Yeah. - Oh, me and Yaris had the best sex in the fucking universe. - I love Yaris. She's got wallpaper on my phone. - Our sex was amazing, so she's going to get a kiss. Like you naming a lot of real niggas shit. - I mean-- - You said it happens. - I was saying, you said that you didn't kiss. - Outside of me being high. Oh, my sex fucking history is pretty good. - Yes. - I'm not a whore. - I'm not a whore. - I'm not a whore. - They're all what? - Like fun. - Fun? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's just this new crop, this wack. - Yeah, you're less-- - Well, I'm proud of you embracing it. - This new crop is fucking-- - No, Bay was pretty cold, too. - Bay was fun. - Yeah. - Bay was fun. - I think you screwed our girl. - I was watching Bay. - Yeah, she was really chill. - I'm supposed to argue about the two of you. - No, you're not supposed to argue. You're supposed to dismiss it, sweep it on the rug. But I think that Bay has potential to just do some things that you aren't aware of. - I watched her interact with another woman on the deck, and I saw that they were kind of like competing for your attention. - No. - It was cute. And I was like, either this girl's going to punch, either Bay is going to punch this girl in the face by the other night-- - Or eat her pussy. - Or she's going to be down with a 3P. - And I was saying the 3P might happen. And you didn't go for it. You let a simple little argument deter you from a great summer. - Damn, that could have been a nice little close-out set of summer. - I'm too old to be having close-out 3 sums to the summer. - Are you kidding? - Why? - I've never too old for a 3 sum. - If you have two 23-year-olds, I mean, come on. - You don't even got to do work. You can fucking lay back and just let it ride. Literally. - As long as we're going to be on. - I mean, if that's what you want. [LAUGHTER] - I'll see you'll pass. [LAUGHTER] - Long order, no kissing. - If long order is on, then maybe I'll fucking think about it. Damn, now I forgot to fucking-- you said something. We addressed that. But Rocky said something. I wanted to address that, too. You said it right after she said it. - Oh. - You don't remember, because you're fucking the oldest dirt. [LAUGHTER] I'm seasoned. I am not old. I'm seasoned. - And I'm not going to go back to get it. Oh, well. - How about there's that? Do we have emails? - We do. - We have emails already? - I think we have more to talk about. - I'm sure we're passing an hour. - I feel like-- - I had something else I wanted to talk about. Oh, power. - Power. - Power. - Yes. - I had to binge watch, because I hadn't caught up, had to catch up. I knew what happened. I knew what happened already. Obviously, we talked about it last week. But I had to watch from episode four until this one just so I can get it on. I've watched episode eight in the last episode at least three times each. - You people that have not seen power or the finale, you should probably stop listening at this point, because spoilers are coming. - Because you're a loser. - Yeah, we got it. - First of all. [LAUGHTER] - [INTERPOSING VOICES] - How do you-- - Or they have a job. - Yeah. - And haven't gotten to see it yet. - I mean, what if I weren't for you? - I mean, what if I weren't for you? - I was like, hello. - I'm looking for a sociopath Rocky over here. - It's only an hour last. - It's only an hour last. - TV. I mean, do something. - What did we think about the finale? - Well, I'm going on. I just-- I'm losing my shit. - Too much for your brain, right? [LAUGHTER] - It was a lot. - It was a lot. - I think the ending was great. The very last-- - I've got to say, the very last ending. - The very last second was kind of like, eh, it's getting a little heroic. Heroic. - Well, when 50 didn't die? - Oh. - Oh. - Thanks for the spoiler. - I guess we just did the spoiler. [INTERPOSING VOICES] - Somehow I'm a regular sleep batter from being stabbed. - Yeah. - So I'm going to burn to that father crowbar and got himself out of the-- - In a fucking abandoned building. - I mean, after being stabbed as well. - What is he going to look like Too Faced the next time? - That's how I was thinking. He says half burn. Because while he was dying, I was like, he's going to kill himself off of his own show. There's no way 50's ego will allow this. - I don't know who I'm more in love with on this show, Ghost or 50. I'm just-- - Neither one. - They're both. - What? - What? - No. [LAUGHTER] - What? What do you know? - Well, I can't jump into this. - Yeah. - Ugly? - I know. - Physically? - Physically, yeah. [LAUGHTER] - Shit! - On this podcast. - Wow. - I wouldn't have any evidence behind it. I just made a comment. - Um. - You just said 50. - Yeah. I don't think that they're-- - Wow. - So wait, so-- - I think they're not supposed to go. - And I'm not going to jump into this, but stay just standing in the brain. So Ghost and 50 are ugly. - Ghost is ugly? - But why are you letting me go? But Homeboy, who's the guy at the R&B? - Tidalza. - But Tidalza. - But Tidalza signed. - I never said he was go like me. He's just my favorite artist. - Mm. - You said it. - I had it. - That's a good looking. - Isabrock is amazingly looking. - He's gorgeous. - He's so fine. - He's gorgeous. That skin is gorgeous. His complexion is-- - There's a lot of kissing. - Everything. His teeth is white and bright. - Yeah. And he's-- that's a very different swag than like a ghost or a 50. - You know what's funny about women? - What? - If you all see Asabrock on a hundred forty-fifths list-- - I would lick his teeth. - No, you wouldn't. - I would speak to him if you would not. - I know you would not. - I know you would not. - I would say something. - I would. - Oh my God. All right. All right. So I didn't want any part of him to send me pictures of him when we first met. I was like, "Oh my God. He's not attractive at all." And then one day I went by to hang out with him and he opened the door and a towel and his body was amazing. So he wasn't cute, but he was fine. - See the body doesn't really do it for me like that. - So ghost body does nothing for you? - No. - I've used that. - I don't like that. That's cute. - You're not cute with your finest. - If you look at Rocky, he's skinny as shit. And to me, I'm-- I don't know. It's more about the swag. Like the body to me is just like, "Oh God. I can ride a body." If they're hosting it, it'll last. - Is this what we're doing? - Hey, you can-- - No. - This is nice. - Stop it right now. - Stop it. - All right. So yeah, I can't jump into that while I'm in or, but so yeah. Power up. I knew that Holly would come back. I knew she would be back. - She had to. - I told somebody how-- - I did. I wanted to go away. - That's too much happening. - What do you think it's going to happen next season? Because I'm at a loss. I'm too much going to-- - I literally can't call it. - Tommy's going to kill, supposedly kill, goes because Lobo's totally killed. - Oh, because not only did 50 not die, Lobo's didn't die. - Right. And so wait, is the cop working with Lobo's? Remember he came in and he said, "Here, Hafe," and he gave him the phone? - Yeah. - And that was the head card. - Yeah, he is. - He is. - So I'm trying to-- - But do you think it's a secret mission just like to get more information for the cops? Or is he really working for him? - I think he's really working with Lobo's as a man. He has, you know, when you have that much money and power. - So Angela's about to be fucked. Oh, and then the dude going after Angela, her ex, Lobo, that she got fucked up. - Oh, I hate hearing. - I knew that was going to happen. - That was fucked up. - Yeah. - I knew that was going to happen. - I was scared what was going to happen to her in the basement. Thank God he just left and left her alone. - I knew that was going to happen. - Yeah, I've been in that exact scene. You've got to just leave her basement. I've been in business. (laughter) - Leave the basement. - He's coming up under the bed. - Anytime you fucking pop up on one of your bitches in their basement while they're taking the trash out, you just got to let them know that it can happen there. - Oh, of course. So what is your guess for the next season, everyone's getting fucked up? - Is Tommy still riding with ghosts? - No. - Oh, yeah. - No, that's going to split up. - Okay. - I think that's going to be the theme that's going to start in it. - Is Tommy riding with Caden? - No. - I don't know, it can go so many ways. - I feel like my predictions are going to be completely wrong. - Exactly. - This is too much. - I've been wrong this entire time. - I've been wrong this entire time. - Palace, one of those shows where you can't really guess because they leave. - Well, I can guess everything that Angela's going to do. - I knew Angela was going to go right down and switch the story up on Greg. - Wait. - I am Angela. - Shocker. - Shocker. - Rocky relates to Angela. I would have never guessed that one. - I love you guys. - Well, since they've been everything against each other, Empire has to make an up to do because this passes is great. - I'm not even interested in Empire anymore, we just sad. Empire was sad. - Every time, a lot of people, when you talk about power, they told my Empire and put it at the same moment. - I don't see why. - But that's just what they do. - The comparison, saying that they stole some of the writings. - No, but the way Empire was promoting did seem power-esque. - Yeah. - It did. - But before we ever saw the show Empire, it seemed power-esque. How they were going about promoting it and 50 called them out on it. But nobody ever listens to that when you call somebody out on some shit. - Oh, you fucking hate her ass, nigga. - Maybe 50 will come and talk about power here, or not Torey because she's from Jersey. Tasha. - Yeah. She didn't give us a pussy a long time ago. - Really? - Oh my God. - Who's Torey? - What is this? - Tasha. - Tasha. - Oh, and it's Torey. - Yeah. - She's dope. - All right. - She was too dark skinned for a joke. - She damn broke. - She was too dark skinned for a joke. - She was too dark skinned for a joke. - Damn bro, she was too dark skinned for a joke. - Oh, where you been? - They are totally not true. - You are. - Here comes Marissa. Here comes Marissa. - No, you fucked the fucking dark skin. - Yeah. - That's her. - They have huge ideas. - They have huge ideas. - I have huge ideas. - They have huge ideas, huge ideas, huge ideas, huge ideas. - She was too dark skinned for a joke, huge ideas, huge ideas, huge ideas, huge ideas, huge ideas. - I don't wanna have been in my bed and I fucked. - I have actually something in your bed one time. - It'll why? - It'll why? - It'll why? - Is that a hell. - Because before it was before it was before my bag got delivered to your house. - Because we did a little bit more. - Okay, there's a new show on the E Network called WAGS. WAGS and Girlfriends. And these are the WAGS and Girlfriends of NFL Player NBA Players in Jell. - That's formula that's been used before. - They're not very well known men. However, one of the women on the show has a dog camera on her boyfriend, a white woman who is dating a black man. And I just feel like those are the types of things that will never happen if it was black love. Like a black NFL player is not gonna allow his wife to have a dog. - He's allowing this. - He's allowing it. But I think it's because it's white privilege and we'll get into that another day. I'm just inviting myself to another fucking pack. - Did you say a dog? - She had a dog. - I don't know what that is. - Well, she was meeting the other WAGS at a club and she pulled out her iPhone and she was showing her boyfriend or husband on her iPhone on the camera. And she said, "What do you do? Have a camera in your bedroom?" And she said, "It's a dog cam, but I use it to watch him." - If you gotta do all that, what a fuck. - So she puts it in. - But he allows it. When she was leaving him, she was like, "Hey, look, I got the dog cam on you." - That's great. - There's a lot that goes on on the show. There's a girl named Nicole who's on the show who has like a million followers and she's gorgeous on Instagram and not so much on the show. So there's a little catfishing going on there. - One day I'm gonna go through a list of all the bitches that are bad on Instagram and look like shit in person. - Have you ever had your FaceTime them to know if they're still bad on FaceTime because I wonder if that's a thing. Can you still be cute on FaceTime? - You can still be cute on FaceTime. - Yeah, you could like that room well, that's true. - And you can still do angles on FaceTime. - You have to. - I need appointments on FaceTime. - For real. I hate when I hit them up, my hair was done and then they didn't answer, time my hair up on the bun, and then they hit you back and you're like, "Fuck!" You're like trying to rush to get it out. - This is why I can't get a girlfriend. Now that I'm thinking about this podcast and how it went and all the fucking name dropping that occurred, I see why bitches run away from me, but they don't really run away. All the good ones do. - I don't know. I'm a very beautiful brown skin woman that you were seeing, but you guys didn't really go anywhere. - Who? - Oh, chill, chill. I don't even say that. - Oh, yeah, we wouldn't do that. - No, I would never say it on the podcast, but I'm just saying, let's not say it. - Was that picked up? - There's so many women. - We're not going to take away. He's not that. He's not that. - I'm not color-struck at all. - Yeah, no, but it's funny to say what. - You know what's funny. - Did she have a fat ass? - No. - No, she had a beautiful look just regular. - Beautiful. - You know what's not typical. - Why don't I ever meet these beautiful girls? - Very cool. - You're the chore's smart. - She wasn't made. - She was way too good for girls. - Yeah, she was way less. - That's why I never even made a blast more than a fucking week. - No. - I love her to the death. - Why are these lovers? - She did not turn crazy. You made her crazy. - I turn people crazy. - You do? 'Cause you do crazy shit 'cause you're a fucker. - Y'all do crazy shit like on a hookah lounge. That's dope. - You need a dog camera. - Clearly I need a dog camera on me. So when I do emails. - No, I see. - All right. So check this out. So briefly, one of these podcasts coming up probably in September, I'm going to just play my entire album over here. - That's raw. That's dope. - I am going to do that. Where I'm just not going to talk. I'm just going to play my shit and that's going to be it. - Are we ever going to play that infamous discharge? - Which one? - The one that no one has heard. - The meek one. - Yes. - Where'd it? - Oh, you recorded it? - Yeah. - I would say her. - It exists. - I thought you mentioned that. - No, it's late. - Oh, that's late. - Oh, that's late. - I'll play for you. - I'll play for you. - Oh, kidding. - Oh, yeah. - That was it though. - That was it though. - Oh, yeah. - We might like play like one bar. One bar. - No, we're not playing anything from it. It'll never see light of day. - Yeah, it's cool. - And on top of that now, fucking, so I put a snippet out of, on Instagram of a track home from my album called Slaughter Mouse. And for some reason, the vlogs are calling this an M&M disc. See, this is where maybe I am associated with. - I don't see how, no, that, that was pretty obvious. - I listened to the snippet and I couldn't understand why that was a disc at all. He's complimented. - It sounded like a compliment. - It sounded like a compliment. - He's saying he was excited for bad meets evil. - It sounded like I was complimenting my, my contemporary. - What was the line? - That was misconstrued. - It wasn't misconstrued. I think these vlogs just want to fucking. - You were saying you went so hard from the album, you would think it was yours and shit like that, right? - I said, for the team, how I happened to be when bad meets, when bad met evil nigga who was happier to meet, think back the way that I was on that shit. You thought it was my album and I was on that shit. That sounds great. - Yeah, it does. - Sounds like a man. - But you know what it is? - It sounds like they want a disc track from Joey. - When the beat is aggressive, when the delivery is aggressive, and when you name drop, people just, the people aren't listening anymore. - I want to go see the rap genius annotations now and see how they interpreted it. - Well, rap genius is smart. They do lyrics. I'm sure they don't think it's a disc. - Congrats to Rob. - Yeah, congrats to Rob. - That is very major. - By the way, his first project might be yours. - Get out. - Yeah, yeah. We had to talk about that. We got to talk about that. - We got to talk to him this week. - All right, so we are good. This was, you know, even though it was a very slow news week, anytime you want to look for something funny? - Just go in your text messages. - Just go in a woman's brain. - We've learned your sociopath, and you've embraced it finally. - Yeah, so let's kind of load this episode. - No, y'all learned. I didn't know. - You've not even learned that? - Oh, no. - Joe is a sociopath. - He is a sociopath. - That's good. - And... - I think we concluded that women, even though they'll admit they don't know, they'll tell you rather than ask you. - Intuition. - I think that's what that is. - I just want... - That's what I think this conclusion was. - No, and to your point, it's probably a logical of us to think that we're going to meet a logical woman. - Oh, absolutely. - What? - Maybe you're a logical woman. - Because the fact that... - How do you conclude like that? - Because the fact that both of you not only defended that bum ass shit from Shorty... - I didn't defend it per se. - But made sense of the thinking? - It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense. - That's scary to me. - That would be my route. But I understand it's understandable. - Yeah, you're acting like it's completely irrational. - Thank you. - She argued it and lost her fucking significant other damn near because of it. Y'all defended this. - Because you're nuts. - Because I'm nuts. - She might've won. - Oh shit, I'm nuts. - This might be great for her. - All right. - Joey. - Keep running. - Go, baby. Go, go, go. - I win. - Oh wait, and that was the last of it, right? - Just to put a cap on it, so when I said the long-ass text saying, it basically said, "My name I'm not beat for this." And the end of it, it was worded very nicely and gingerly. And the end of it said... - I didn't think she'd last anyway. - The end of it said, "I just don't think we are compatible with no hard feelings. I'm not mad at you, I'm not angry, I wish you the best, but we're just not compatible." She responds back and says, "Yeah, at this point I don't think we are either." I wouldn't say, "Bitch, everybody did nothing to you, I don't fucking, I don't fucking you. I don't fucking do you get the thing we're not compatible. I've been fucking great now." - No, no, you've been a sociopath, and I'm sure she wasn't good at enjoying watching couples therapy anyway. - Wait, are you looking for your way out so... - Exactly. - Exactly. - Well, if you give me away, I'm taking it. - Yeah, and you took it, so... - Well, it was too easy. - Congrats, baby. - Congrats, baby. - You won, girl. That's the nerve to think you can't preserve the right to think we're not compatible. You don't want to act like a fucking retard, but anyway, this was great. What'd you do this again sometime? - It was really the same time next week. - The greatest. - Rocky, I know my fans care about wags. - Yeah, I... - Yeah, they don't give a fuck, only you do. - Yeah. - Alright, that was great. Episode 27 in the can, no e-mail, so listeners, thank everybody, thank God that fucking, we don't have to listen to Rory Reed this week. - Oh, he's gonna practice now. - That's two weeks, seven, great. - Well, I know, but since we made it a thing, now it's a thing where the fans are like, "Oh man, thank God Rory didn't read." - I know. - So yeah, Rory's not reading. That's it. It's lit, hopefully more things happen this week, so we can discuss them next week, and that's about it. I'm gonna fuck outta here. Peace. - Bye.