The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 18
Episode 18: The return of Joe Budden! Joe is finally back from his spirital journey; the trio discusses Rachel Dolezal, Troy Ave's first week, Wale having beef with Marisa, and much more! *****If you want to write into the show and ask us for advice on something going on in your life, or would like to tell us a story, or just tell us how much you enjoy our amazing podcast email illnamethispodcastlater@gmail.com we will pick a few each week and read them on the show!***** SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
[MUSIC] Yes, music to my ears. [MUSIC] This is beautiful. >> Mottie, Mottie, Mottie, I don't want to have Mottie, Mottie, Mottie. >> It's my jam, I don't know, I don't want to hear your voice. >> 11th grade, me. >> I don't want to hear your voice for the first 45 minutes of this podcast. >> No very fair. >> I've heard enough of you, and to my surprise, I've heard enough of Rory. >> Thanks, man. >> I've heard enough of Samira. >> Did she even talk on the back? >> She talked, she didn't want to send. >> She did, and she was just here. She was here, that was enough. I've heard enough of Peter, I've heard enough of Peter's Joe Button impression. I've heard, I've had enough of all of it. >> [LAUGH] >> Unfortunately, listeners, I'll name this podcast later. I wouldn't know what episode this is, because I gladly skipped over the two episodes that I missed. >> Well, that's a very important conversation. >> Well, let me answer each of you individually. How do I know they were bad? Because the first week that I was gone, I said, hey, let me check out my podcast. And I played it, and I cringed, and I played it and played it and played it until I could not take anymore. >> Did you get the tie dollar sign, phone call? >> We're gonna talk about all of these things. >> I missed you, I missed all of this. >> And then the second week, because I was present at that 2002 interview that Peter and myself did, I really didn't want to hear that either. It was cool for the novelty of it. >> It was pretty cool. >> But I looked at it as you guys did such a fuck ass job while I was gone that we just had to do something. We had to syndicate something. >> It wasn't that, it was more like give the listeners Joe, because that's really why they're here, and we can't give them the real you, because you're gone, so here we are. >> Stupid me, I put maybe a bit too much faith in you guys' brains. >> Guys, I think we held it down. That is the problem. >> That is exactly why we're having this conversation. You think you held it down. Now, off of that, I won't bash my contemporaries for too much. That's a lie. I will bash them regularly throughout this show. But good to be back. >> We're glad to have it, I don't need your applause. >> Why am I the only one applauding right here? >> I don't need anything from either of you. I just want to listen to me talk to the people for all of two minutes, because I don't have much to say. I was away, I was on a sabbatical for a little over two weeks, closer to three weeks. I was away with no phone and no Wi-Fi and no television. I got my phone for about 40 minutes a day, but you can't really text all your hoes in 40 minutes. It's really flies by when that's all the time that you have. And I'm joking. I don't have any hoes. >> Invicted murderers get more time on the phone than you. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Do they really? They get more than 40 minutes a day? >> Yes. They do. >> Nice country, this America. >> Way to go, America. Speaking of America, and I don't talk politics, and I certainly don't plan on doing it now, but Jed Bush is running. >> So is he the son or like the nephew? What is that? He's George Bush's brother. >> Brother. >> I don't care. I just care that his name is Jed. >> I don't know. >> Is it Jed? >> Is it Jed? >> Is it Jeb? >> Oh my. >> God, man. >> I'm Team Hillary. >> I don't want, I don't want to. >> I'm Team Neither, because can I get a different last name to lie to me? Why does it have to be Bush's and Clinton's for the past fucking 10, 20 years? Has he got a new last name? >> It's been a lot of Bush's. >> I need Michelle to run. >> Can a new last name lie to me for a change? >> Michelle from Lost. >> Yeah, definitely. That's who I want. Wait, titties and beer, Michelle? >> Yeah. >> I love her. >> That's good. >> Yeah, she should run too. >> Shut up, Marissa. She should run too. Yeah, I don't want Jeb, what kind of name is that? >> What from hell, Billie shit. >> All right, so that's off on a little, it's not, it's not ran. So yeah, I have no idea about anything that has occurred over the last month or so. I was released. When was that Friday? >> I can't read it. >> Friday I returned from my spiritual journey better than ever, a brand new man even. And all that's occurred since then is Rachel, the trans-racial girl, and Troy Aves album sales. Those are the only two things that have occurred, which kind of makes life seem really meaningless. And I don't have a take on either. >> Do you want to get it? Anyone else want to get into any of those things? >> Well, I need to talk to Rachel and tell her how great this being white thing is and she should really embrace it. >> That shit is so nuts. And they're comparing it to Bruce Jenner and his trends. >> I know, transgender. >> Yeah, I just think of the word. >> And I do see people, and I do see people saying that those two situations are absolutely nothing alike. And I disagree. I do think they're alike. >> I really can't call it. This is Marissa's grill, hoop earrings, and red hair put her in the trans-racial category. >> What? >> Marissa probably might be one of the first trans-racial category. >> You really led the path. >> Yeah, no, honestly. You're another one that doesn't embrace your whiteness. >> I do embrace it. I'm very proud to be half foolish. >> I don't think you are. >> No, I am. >> Nothing of, you have on a dip set mesh basketball. >> Like a raster. >> I found it. So I made this in 10th grade and I found it in my mom's house this weekend when I was visiting. >> This is my name on the back too, it says Rissa. >> Okay, so you made that four years ago, and now you're wearing it here. >> Yes. >> That doesn't necessarily scream Polish, your earrings, you have these big hoop-clairs earrings. >> They probably are, honestly, from Claire. >> They don't necessarily scream Polish. >> Maybe for every 21. >> You've got a nose ring. That really doesn't scream. >> My Aunt Linda has a nose ring. >> He's very 100% Polish. >> Your nose ring doesn't, you have a nose ring coupled with a grill in your mouth. >> I don't have a grill in it right now. >> You have the fangs in. >> No. That's my retainer. >> Oh. >> It's a permanent retainer. >> But you do wear a grill. >> Yeah. On occasion. >> That, no, no, on more than an occasion. >> Yeah, I do quite often wear a grill. >> Yeah, and then you take pictures with his show and it off like you're fucking, yes, you've got an identity complex. >> Don't. >> But that doesn't scream Polish. You've got, what else doesn't say Polish about Marissa? >> I don't know. What is supposed to, like, I'm supposed to wear the Polish flag and, like, eat a pierogi every time I see somebody? >> Do you have one, dunks? >> No, these are vans. >> Man, that could be Polish. >> Yeah. >> What else is about you? >> Nothing. >> Burgundy here. In a bun? >> Yeah, but that's not. >> Your job doesn't scream Polish? >> Yeah, I mean, Peter Rosenberg's Jewish. >> Your love life doesn't scream Polish. >> I do love me some black men, hey. >> All right, I'm all from Marissa. So the trans racial girl, yeah, I agree with Rory on this one and Louis CK because I won't let Rory fucking plagiarize ever again on this show. Did Bill Burr say that? >> No, Bill Burr didn't say that. >> All right, you got to make sure Rory hasn't listened to Bill Burr. But yeah. >> I'm sure he would agree, though. >> I've never been white, shocker, shocker. >> Really? >> Shut up, Marissa. But I would assume that being white is pretty cool. >> Yeah, it has its perks. But I can't appreciate, you know, black people, at least you were black people. So the white girl dresses up like a black girl to help black people. >> And black people are mad. >> I don't think it's that, it's the part of- >> I don't get it. >> No, no, no. >> Don't you dare help us. >> No, I think that part is- >> She's the head of the NAACP. >> That part is appreciated. It's just the fact that it's such a heavy fabricated lie that it's like, how fucking psycho are you? Like you fucking hired a dad. And like, you really, she really went all out and then she made up a history about getting whipped in Africa. I saw that somewhere, like she's really- >> So we're mad at her for being a good liar. >> There's plenty of liars. >> I mean, I guess she's really playing the part, if that's the case. >> That's a pretty good liar to me. >> You're like a method actor. >> I would think so. >> Yeah. >> Well, she's a woman. Women are meticulous that way. >> We are. We make up really good random details. >> Yeah, exactly. That's one. >> And two. >> And we're too lazy to fact check. >> Yeah. >> As men. We don't really give a shit. >> Sure, she's done, I saw her exit letter that she wrote. It was very well written, and I'm sure she's done some great things for the Spokane Department of the NAACP. But does anybody really care about this? Like, I'm just sick of the fucking fake outrage. >> You know she's gonna fucking cash out on this, though. She can do all these interviews. She's gonna write a book. She can do all that. >> Where did people first learn about this? >> I think her parents just randomly did an interview. I don't know how that got to mainstream media, though, but. >> Her parents, I think, released photos of her being white. And no one gave a shit until the interview went viral when they asked, are you African-American? And she paused OD and was like, I don't understand the question. It's like, are you African-American? >> The video looked edited, though. >> And then she walked away. >> No? >> I don't know. I only saw the 15 seconds. I didn't take time to watch the whole thing. >> It's like, how can you answer that like that for real? >> So the parents support white power and their haters. >> Well, now what I'm hearing now is that her brother was accused of rape and she's defending- >> Yeah, feminist Twitter. >> Feminist Twitter was going nuts over the brother possibly being a rapist because it has to be true. >> Well, she was, no man could ever just be accused of it. She's defending the victim and that's why the parents out at her. >> Yeah, real quick, I love the way that we relay information to the listeners. >> Yo, what I'm hearing out there, that's all we got, is that what we're giving them? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, what I'm hearing from some sources, you're the brother that they- >> It gave me my time-blowing. >> Yeah, the brother was wowing. >> That's the person I just started following that I know nothing about. >> That is what that means, right? >> Absolutely. >> Absolutely what that means. I definitely saw everything I just said on Twitter. >> Okay, so that's all I've got. >> On its topics, I don't typically care too much about. I will only get my information from Twitter. >> Yeah. >> And I think maybe I need to know more about, I'll go on to a credible news cycle. >> Like Troiav's album sales. >> Great segue there, that is a great segue to speak about Troiav's album sales. >> Yes, did you get a final count? >> Cuz it has no week now, no? >> I thought he did, Tuesday. >> I hear. >> The clarification of that was the 4,500 was because it was- >> The short week. >> Yeah, it came out on a Friday and then they calculated that on a Sunday. So that was three days worth of sales. And zero days worth of physical sales because it was not out until that Tuesday in stores. And the 30 that were sold were only from mom and pop shops that put it up for sale ignoring the actual date that it was supposed to be out. >> I think he did 10,000. >> That's awful. >> No, 10,000 first week for independent artist is really good. >> Yeah. >> But there's a reason why anyone else, I'm sure Twitter, I mean Twitter always jokes on people. But specific to Troiav and how he's presented himself to us makes him a very easy target if he doesn't even sell 50,000. >> Mm-hmm. >> See, I don't understand that. >> He has not been very- >> I'm not calling him a failure. >> Why does Troi have- >> But I can't- >> Why he's getting the jokes to him. >> Why does Troiav need to sell 50,000? >> Oh, he doesn't. I'm saying why he's being attacked. I see why he's being attacked. I'm not attacking him. I think 10K first week independent artist with one single was great. >> You got a lot of money off of that, right? >> I mean, I'm not into counting other people's money. But what I did notice that was pretty interesting, which kind of speaks to Rory's point, is all of this talk about Troiav's album, which is out currently you can go get it major without a deal, BSB records, nobody spoke about whether the album was good or not. >> Exactly. >> It's like- >> Well, that was only 25,000 people heard it. >> You know? >> Only people from Connecticut bought it. >> Yeah. >> Mm-hmm. >> Oh, you guys in your- >> Oh, you guys in your- >> [LAUGH] >> You guys are down. >> I don't know. >> I'm not dabbling in jokes. >> No, no, I'm not dabbling in- >> So you guys are down. Y'all are down with the- >> No. >> The Troiav here. >> No, I tweeted the clarification. I even made a post about it about how we are jumping the gun on making fun of him because these are not the official numbers. But- >> I do understand that Troiav- shout out to Hovane, I fuck with Hovane, I fuck with Troi. I do understand that- >> That was my disclaimer. >> I do understand that Troiav makes himself an easy target for people to dislike him. And I do understand that he has alienated himself from quite a bit of huge fan basis. So when it looks like he has failed, and I don't think that he failed at all, actually, I think that he should be jumping up and down. I think 10,000 first week independent, your fucking first project is pretty good. I think he's got a lot of credible features on there, like I don't really see what the big deal is. I haven't heard it yet because I was away. And I will listen to that. So I wish I would be able to give a critique of the actual album because it's a shame that music is released and we don't talk about the actual music and the content. But whatever, where was I going? So I do get, he's dissed countless really big rappers. And I'm probably not one to speak about that because I, too, have dissed countless pretty big rappers. >> But you back it up with talent and rapping. Again, this is going to make me look like I'm on the Twitter side of this. And you're on a radio station saying you don't fuck with these weirdo rappers in their corny and their wack and you are bringing you New York back. >> He said, yeah, he saved the generation. >> And you're saving generations. You brought for Coatesback all this and you sell 4,500. It's going to go to Twitter and get jokes. There's no way you can say all that and escape 4,500 copies being sold and no one's saying anything negative about you. No possible way. >> What a problem with dissing weirdo rap is that that's the state that we're in right now is weirdo rap. So when you do that. >> But when weirdo rap is going platinum, it's tough to say that they're wack and you're better. >> I think you still say it. >> No, but when you diss a rapper, you can rap. >> I'm not to get the meaning of the era of arrogance and especially, you know, in rapping and New York. >> Especially as a New York bookman rapper that allegedly comes from the drug game. You're supposed to be gagging. >> I get that. >> And he takes it to a different level that makes you not even like. >> Yeah, don't we want our rappers to be arrogant? >> Yes, but we want our rappers to back up what this arrogance is. >> And have some humbleness to them at the same time. >> But in his defense, how has he not backed it up? >> Bringing New York back is not 0,500. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not rolling with bringing New York. >> And I'm playing devil's advocate here because I do think his first week was a success. But I'm just going to argue the other point. >> What I'm saying, Troy have had all about the money, right? >> Well, it's Manolo's record that he took, but it says, it says, it says, hey, news flash to you people out there, your rappers take records. That happens. I don't think that should be an indictment against Troy have. He heard a record from a kid that nobody knew, it helped them both, so we can stop pretending like Manolo Rose wrote this fucking hit, gave it to Troy have and it did absolutely nothing from Manolo Rose. I've actually spoken to Manolo Rose about that and he out his own mouth will tell you that him giving Troy have that record has indeed helped him. So I don't really want to hear that shit. People take records. What the fucking do? So he had all about the money, right? >> Mm-hm. >> He had, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. >> It wasn't like really a hit though, or do you? >> No, it's not a hit. I don't think that Troy have, when an independent needs a hit. >> Yeah. >> I don't think he needs it. Let me tell you, Red Cafe has done pretty well for himself throughout his career with local hits. >> Yeah, that's wild, right? Yeah. >> With Tri-State hits. >> Well, he's consistent. >> No, no, no flash to you listeners out there, which is why it's difficult for me to talk music with people. You don't really need a hit. >> No, that's a parent. >> No, it's funny thing is like people think that you're really broken struggling when you're done. That's why people make the jokes on you. >> I think that you're not doing shit and I'm making shit and I live in shit. >> I always think it's, let me just tell you people. >> Well, they're right. He doesn't rap anymore. >> That's bad. >> People make the Joe button pump it up jokes, right? And the one hit jokes and he ain't shit jokes. I often laugh along with you guys because my life is great. My life is pretty fucking awesome and it just speaks to the naive, it speaks to the fans being naive. >> Yeah. There's a word for that, but yeah. >> Yeah, naive. >> No, I was trying to come up with the fucking other-- >> Well, let's stop right now and let you come up with it. Let's hear it. I'm going to hear it. >> Is it naive, naivety? Nefity? No. Fuck off everyone, fuck you. >> Okay, so it speaks to the fans being naive about certain things. You just really don't need a hit to get by, especially in this era of technology. You don't. So some people with very consistent loyal fan bases, i.e. me, we do pretty good. >> Tech nine is a really prime example of that shit. >> Tech nine is amazing, but damn, I'm off on a tangent now. I got to get my tech nine verse. He owes me a fucking verse, but the guy tour is like 364 days out of the year. >> Like seriously, he's a touring machine. >> Jeez, he makes some 100 money. He breaks records with that shit. >> He breaks records with that shit. >> Way more merch than like 80% of rappers. >> Than everyone. He sells more merch. >> He literally whizzes up their merch too. >> Yeah. >> He's pretty good. But that got me off of my, all right, so try it. He had something else, outside of doo doo doo doo doo and it ain't about money. >> Oh, the Lloyd Banks record, she like my style. She like my flow. >> He had that record. >> Yeah. >> I like that record. >> Yeah, I actually like that record. >> That was the roller skating rink video, right? >> I like the one with Tony Yeo too, where they took it in the club. >> That was the first one that kind of set them off a little bit in New York. So I mean, my point is, how's he not really? >> Well, those come in came with it. >> I'd say what's tangible now is all about the money, because that was on iTunes and you could buy it as a single. I'm not sure doo doo doo and the other one were available for sure. >> I heard doo doo doo doo doo doo on ESPN, every morning, every morning it plays on first take. >> And New York supported that record, which in turn I'm sure Connecticut supported that record. >> What is what Connecticut like loves these rappers? >> Well, Connecticut, I would guess and say that New York and Connecticut would be Troy Evs, prime marketplaces. >> But do we know why, like, Connecticut literally like makes you Michael Jackson. I went there when I used to work with French in like '08 '09 and he went in the street and like, you know, New York, it's like whatever French, but he went in the street in Connecticut and these kids literally fucking like passed out from the outside looking in. >> Well, French started that way too. >> Connecticut. >> French and Max. >> Yeah. >> Like their, like, Connecticut, oh, they could have made a living just completely awful Connecticut. >> Yeah. Like, what's that place, Toad's place? Like that thing. >> That's not Connecticut. >> What is that? >> Toad's place is Boston. >> No, there's a Toad's in Connecticut. >> Oh, no. Toad's just Connecticut. I'm thinking of, uh, fucking Middle East. Toad's place is in Connecticut. >> Yeah. >> You're absolutely right. >> Yeah, they have some. >> I don't want to go off attention here any more than I already have, but I would think that that is backing up whatever shit that you're talking now as far as bringing New York back. Yeah, I'm not really going to get into that as far as you fucking bringing FERS back. I'm that fur guy. I don't really care about any of that. >> I'm not saving kids from drugs. That's a bold thing. >> Maybe it is. I mean, I don't know. >> I think his point there was all these other rappers talking about Papa Molly and he doesn't. >> I think that's what he was getting at. >> What are you talking about selling drugs? >> Uh, I'm not going to defend it. >> Listen, I can identify Trev is young and I'm sure one day in the future when he's older, he'll look back and say, all right, I could have done a few things a bit differently, like not just ASAP and Kendrick and all that leads to people, like, yeah, I could see that. I could see that happening and I can identify because I was young and just a bunch of people that I probably shouldn't have just, but whatever. >> So off of that, let's stay on rap though, because we came in here and Mottie the Body began to tell us a story about a rapper who I like, by the way, wanting to beat the shit out of Mottie the Body. >> But yeah, Walay, shout out to Walay. >> Oh, you just ruined the reveal? >> Sorry. Well, there it was. >> What? >> So much for something to tell. >> Yeah. What are you doing? >> I didn't know that we were doing a big buildup reveal here. >> Don't you work at radio? >> Yeah, well, none briefed me on that one. >> So why would you give the reveal a top of the story? >> Well, we could take it out. >> Instead of the story. No, we're going to leave it now to let people know that you don't know how to do a fucking reveal. >> All right, guys, I don't know how to do a reveal. Anyway. >> Okay, go ahead. >> So, I was in my car, I'd listen to this song Twerk It. It's like, I don't know, Project Pat, Tidal Assign, and Walay. >> Shocker, Shocker. >> Yeah, listening to Tidal. >> Okay. >> All right. >> And the Walay verse came on and I was like, really Jim? So I'm like, Loki is doing some dope verses, so I tweeted about it. But I'm not really a fan of him personally, I've seen, I just don't like his antics over the years with the whole conflict, shit, and the shit at the game, fuck off. I just think he hasn't, he's very entitled. I just don't like the way he's, I've seen him spazz out on somebody, like personally. When I met him one time, he was just a douche, I just don't like his personality, like his music though. So I tweeted that, didn't add him, wasn't trying to troll him. >> What was your exact tweet? >> My exact tweet was, Yo, on the lowest of keys, Walay has some really dope guest verses. He's still a douche though, but a talented one. >> Okay, so now let's stop right there before you continue your story. Do you not see how that can be offensive? >> I don't care if it's offensive. >> I didn't ask you if you cared. >> Sure, it could be offensive, it's called you a douche. >> So you can see how that can be offensive. >> Sure. >> Okay, so it probably shouldn't have been a shocker when he was offended, right? >> Yeah, it should be, because A, why are you searching your name? You don't follow me, I didn't ask you. >> He is entitled to search his name. >> Okay, valid, you do it. >> And knowing the personality that he's put out to the world, it shouldn't be a shocker that he searches his name. >> So he texted not only Rosenberg, but Ibro as well, like, yo, what's up with her, man? I do all this shit. I'm so nice to everybody, blah, blah, blah, and he was like really in his feelings. And it just went to prove even more what I said, that that was a pretty douchey thing to do. >> Do you think what you did was douchey? >> I don't understand people. >> No, I don't think what I did was douchey. I can't share my fucking opinion on my Twitter page. >> Well, he was sharing his opinions to his friend. >> I still gave him a compliment. >> No, it's not an opinion. He hit them up and was like, what the fuck is up with her? Blah, blah, blah, all types of shit, threats and shit, like crazy shit. >> So you can offend him? Because you did acknowledge that what you wrote was offensive. >> Sure. >> And he can't respond. >> Why are you worried if I think you're not a great person? Because he's entitled to that. >> If someone thinks I'm a douche, I'm not going to sit there. If you think I'm a douche, then you think I'm a douche, but if you think I'm a talented one. >> That's not necessarily true. I've seen people listen to this podcast and tweet how much of a douche you are, and you fire back. >> No. >> I have seen you fire back on multiple occasions, so that would be a lie. >> And when they have a specific account, like, oh, you don't know about such and such. Then I'll be like, yes, I do because blah, blah, blah, how to fuck are you? Who are you to say that? But when you just say point out blank something, you don't let someone's a douche, then okay, fine. What do you do with a few things? >> So I don't care what you say. I have seen you fire back at people that have called you a douche, or not a douche exactly, but they have dissed you, they have been offensive, and you fire back immediately. On Wednesdays especially, you'll do it about five, four, six, seven times. So I don't understand. >> Okay, that is one, there is, and then there's a level of they're coming to me looking for a battle or looking to fucking fuck with me. I was just tweeting that. I wasn't adding him. I was trying to bother him, troll him, whatever, I was sharing my opinion. >> But when you are offensive toward one individual, you welcome that, wait, so you threw the rock and hit your hand, but then when it hit him, you're like, yo, yo, how do you see me? Yo, what are you saying? >> I mean, whatever he saw it, I think it's funny. >> And also the people that call you, quote unquote, a douche, and you fire back, really serve no purpose. You working in media now have some form of influence of where his music is played and talked about. >> What did she say? >> What did she say? >> I said I still posted shit. >> But you could see where he gets offended because it wasn't, you were not a random person. >> Oh, valid. >> See? >> Now I'm not regular. >> I know, I'm using your own argument against you. >> Yeah, now I'm not regular. So which one is it? >> I'm saying, you can post it. >> Yeah, well, you know, that brings up, I do have some more points I want to make about this argument that the story that she said, but that's one of my big issues too, that people in, I don't want to call her some media, I don't think she's media, but she is media, kind of. >> Media. >> Media, James. >> Media, James. >> [LAUGH] >> Plugging me out, I was making a joke. >> How do I unplug everything to the microphone? >> Did I do it? >> That was a good sarcastic joke. >> Oh, fuck, I can still hear them. >> I think he just unplugged our headphones. >> Yeah, fuck. >> Oh, I ruined the moment. Check this out. I never want to hear that word on this podcast ever again in life, that's number one. I have a problem with people who are in media and some, whatever capacity, shitting on people, people with influence, shitting on people, musicians, fucking, whoever it may be, because they personally have a disdain for these people. >> No, I feel like I could do it all at once. I'm sharing my opinion. I'm not going to be fake and sugar-coated, but I'm also complimenting him. I'm not going to completely hate on his craft when I do think he's a talented guy, but I just don't think he's a good person. >> Well, your opinion is not an objective one, it's yours. >> Okay, and I'm not telling anyone else to feel that way. I'm sharing my opinion on my Twitter, and I'm entitled to do that. >> Yeah, but it would lead one to believe that at some point, your personal dislike for him would cross over into your professionalism. The same way the people that you do really, really, really like personally crosses over into your professionalism. >> So play favorites or play the opposite of favorites, shit on them while doing my job. >> Yeah. >> Well, that happens everywhere. And like I said, I still post him, so it is like I still do my job. But that shouldn't be a credit to him that you post him, you post him for whatever reason, you post him, you post him for fucking clicks. >> Well, then where else would I be able to- >> He's an established artist, so it behooves you to post him, it doesn't behoove him. >> No, I mean, I don't have to post that he's hosting a Seinfeld thing, it doesn't really matter. >> Sure does. >> It didn't get any clicks on my side. >> Okay, but you know how you know that, because you put it there for it to get clicks. Number one, number two, Seinfeld is Seinfeld. If Seinfeld fucking walks up the street, you should be posting that story. >> Yeah. >> So I don't really see how you can- >> And by the way, him on TBS hosting that Seinfeld thing is huge. >> That is dope. >> And I picked him up in the post. That's cool. >> You would look a little nuts if you didn't post that, all that Wal-A Seinfeld stuff. All right, so that was number two. Number three, on the lowest of keys, Wal-A has amazing guess versus- >> Yeah, plenty of people think Wal-A is trash bags. >> Plenty of people think a lot of people are trash bags. >> Okay, so- >> That doesn't give it any credence. >> Against popular opinion, Wal-A is actually talented was what I was saying. Against the opinion that I see seated on most of my timeline. >> Okay, see, that's where- >> Okay, and that's all I'm talking to, I'm not talking to the whole wide world. I'm talking to my Twitter that I see. >> This is the fucking problem here. >> No, but you just said, so that's the popular opinion I see on my timeline. So on my timeline, I'm sharing my views. >> Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, Marissa. Let me help your ignorance for two seconds. We're in this fucking time where, you know, if Twitter says it, it's true. >> Yeah, which I've tweeted multiple times. The world is bigger. >> There's an entire universe out there. >> There is, and that's why I'm only tweeting it. I'm not making my world revolve around my thoughts around Wal-A and me. >> You're responding to something that I haven't said yet. So you don't know what I'm saying. >> Well, if people on my timeline think he's trash, I'm going, I'm saying, well, actually he's not- >> Okay, that's great. Kudos to you, but when you say things like, the popular opinion is he's trash. >> Yes, why is that- >> Why is that- >> Why is- >> All right, that changes- >> So amongst the people- >> They said that five times amongst the people that I follow, not against the whole world. I didn't see everyone thinks Wal-A's trash. I said on my Twitter timeline, the people that I follow that follow me, they have a lot of them have said that Wal-A is trash. So I'm talking to them and talking to the people that follow and follow me. That's what I was saying. >> I would like people to acknowledge that the world is much bigger than your Twitter. And I don't really think that people can make a case for Wal-A being trash. That would be a hard argument to make. >> Well, I'm not here for that because I think he's actually talented. So I can't help with that argument. >> I would challenge the people that think that Wal-A is trash. >> Get Steph on the phone. >> I think he's trash. >> No, because Steph thinks- >> Yeah. >> That has a lot of personal opinions on people that are really amazing. Not to say Wal-A is really amazing, even if he is. But, yeah, Steph thinks a lot of things about people, so we won't get her on the line. And finally, my last point about this is, I don't know how I feel about people who dislike someone personally. So then they dislike everything about them, their music, their everything. >> Well, it's not me because I like his music, so. >> Yeah, I don't know about that. >> I tweeted that I liked his music. >> No, you tweeted on the lowest of keys, which I don't know if that's on the lowest of keys. Wal-A is on a lot of fucking great records, and he's never put a bad album out. >> I haven't listened. >> But, that's my point. >> No, I get, you're acting like a distant though. >> That's kind of my point here. >> No, you're acting like a distant. >> I don't know if you're credible enough in the Wal-A department to say on the lowest of keys, Wal-A's got a few good guest verses, how 'bout Wal-A's just got good verses? >> No, because. >> No, you have more albums, but no. >> Well, I'm not talking about his albums, I said guest verses, that was my keywords there. >> Well, it wouldn't be on the lowest of keys there either, he's got huge fucking guest verses. >> Well, I was saying it like I never really thought about it, and now that I think about it, he's pretty dope. I like some of his guest verses. >> Mm-hmm. >> Because when I heard the "Mumumayback" music, I almost turned the thing thinking it was sort of gross, 'cause I don't really enjoy his guest verses too often, and then I was heard it was Wal-A, and I was like, "Oh, let me actually listen to this." And I was like, "Shit out." >> So what did Ebro and Rosenberg say back? >> Ebro ignored him, and Rosenberg was like, "Oh, what did she say?" "Oh, I'll ask her." "Oh, okay." And then he asked me like, "Dude, what did you do?" And I was like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, what?" And then, yeah, I was about it. >> Why don't we try to get Wal-A as a guest on this podcast? >> Yeah, and that'd be cool. >> We were. >> We could talk face-to-face about my feelings. >> I would be curious for them to have this conversation. >> I don't hate him. I don't think he fucking deserves-- >> Are you kidding? >> Oh my God. >> I would love to have a great conversation. >> I'm fucking youth of today. >> I'm Wal-A. >> All right, let me ask you two geniuses a question. >> Okay. >> Is Wal-A coming to do a podcast now? >> No. >> What are you talking about? >> Well, first of all, I would love to hear Marissa and Wal-A have this discussion face-to-face. >> What? >> Ebro. >> Yeah, then he can come here, and we can-- >> What's up, buddy? >> We're wearing any of that sentence that I say, he's definitely going to come on the podcast to have this conversation. I said, "I would love to see them too, say face-to-face." >> Money the podcast. >> People go to radio shows all the time when they know one of the hosts don't like them, and they still sit there and actually makes for an interesting conversation, because they have to state their case of why, and they have a really cool artist don't need to stop by here. >> Yeah. >> They would need to stop by a random station. >> I didn't know that we were dying to get Wal-A in this show. >> We didn't say we were. >> I did say we had a fucking guest the entire time we been here. >> We haven't. Although, we did get Ty Dolla sign on the phone two weeks ago. >> Wish you could see Joe's face on that. >> And we had Royce the 5'9", too. Shout out to Royce. >> His hand is in his bald head. >> His hand is in his bald head. >> You're going to just discredit Royce like that. His bald tan head. Pause, pause, pause. >> I have such a problem with fucking retardation in the universe, man. >> Oh, man, we'll never get a guest here with Marissa and Peter. Oh, speaking of, okay, speaking of guests, right? So while I was away on my journey. >> His journey. >> Yes, I had to go and learn about myself. But while I was away, an anonymous source told me that he had a con-- oh, damn it, I've ruined it. Anonymous isn't supposed to be-- not supposed to tell a gender. Darn it. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. >> An anonymous source. >> Don't want to get into this. >> An anonymous source told me that they made a suggestion for a guest on this podcast. And they were shut down immediately. And they were fucking jumped and told how horrible of an idea this was. We're going to save the reveal of the actual artist. >> But-- >> Should we reveal it? >> I still want him to come on. Wait, I don't know who we are. Back to the while, I don't think he'd want to come on after shit it on by half of the other podcast. >> Yeah, maybe we won't. Maybe we can just hint. Maybe we can hint. But I would like to have that conversation now. I'm confused with Marissa and Peter to be quite honest with you. >> Wait, I don't know who we're talking about. >> Well, Roy can film Marissa and please here so we can have this discussion. All right, Roy's going to type something on your computer and ignore it. But can you tell the listeners about this story, please? >> I ran into this gentleman who is a Grammy-nominated artist at a club in New York City to watch Game 1 or 2 of the NBA Finals. We have somewhat of a rapport, I wouldn't say we were friends, but we see each other around. I said, hey, we do this podcast with Joe Button. It would be great if we could have you on. He said, of course, I've heard of it, would love to be on. Exchange contact, hit him the next day, gave me his availability, I then texted the podcast group me and said, hey, which would be just for clarification, Marissa and Peter. >> Peter. All right. >> And Corey's also in the group. >> All right. But it's Marissa and Peter, you two are the focal point of the story. >> So I said, hey, this guy is ready to come on, he seemed excited too. No reply for a few minutes. Then Peter, no, Marissa goes, why? He brings absolutely nothing. I said, word, and Peter's like, Marissa's not wrong. He's kind of boring. He's cool as a person, but he's not going to do anything for our podcast. >> He's really cool as a person. >> So I was sitting there like, but he could bring another element. He has a large following. If he tweets this out, that's some more audience. No, not really. Not anything that we don't have. And I was a bit confused. But I just tabled it and let it happen. >> Are you and Peter retarded, really? >> No. >> That's a serious question. Is there something, is there like a murmur going on? >> No, I just think he's boring. >> Is there something happening to where as something is slowing down the development of Peter's brains? >> Nope. That's racist. It's because we're white. >> Now, I do have a reason that I believe this is happening. So, let me ask you, because I didn't believe Rory when he told me this, is this true? >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Can I, can you elaborate? >> No, I just think he, what is he going to talk about? He's not really doing much. He was my only husband thought. >> You're like regressing. >> What does that mean? I mean, I know what that means, but in reference to what? >> Something is really, I don't know, do your train of thought is like regressing? >> Why don't you ask Peter why he also agreed? Obviously, I'm not the only person in the world of things that way. >> Well, yeah. I kind of have a theory. >> And he and I weren't in the same room or anything. >> I kind of have. Well, you, Peter and yourself, both were- >> He's, he doesn't even have 268,000 followers. That's 164,000 more than me. >> Marissa and Peter. >> Something about you. So that, and it's a whole new fan base. >> I think you guys have like a really old school, traditionalist train of thought. >> Me neither. >> To whereas you guys think that because someone does not have a current record and heavy rotation, that there is nothing to speak to them about. >> I don't feel that way. >> Well, that's the only- >> And a podcast at that, because it's not a radio interview, it's a conversation. You don't just have to talk about music. >> Yeah, so that is a little, that's the only logic that I can apply to you saying that this particular gentleman would have nothing to discuss. This guy is fucking loud with personality. >> Have you ever met this guy? >> Yeah. >> All right, so you met him. So you know that he's loud with personality number one. He's been on fucking arguably your entire timeline's favorite TV show ever created in life. Number two. Number three, like Rory said, he's Grammy nominated, he's fucking, he's got a project coming out. Why is there nothing to talk to this guy about? I'm confused. >> I don't know, he's just- >> See, that's kind of my point. When you say a mmm, or I don't know, like that doesn't give me- >> I don't really have a valid, I didn't completely say fuck him never in my life, that was my opinion. Rory asked what do you think of him? You guys should kind of want to have like credible arguments to back up your thoughts. Like mmm, and I don't know- >> That was mine, that was my thought. I just think he's boring, and that was my opinion, I gave it in the group chat, that was it. >> Okay, good, okay, but- >> I didn't really need to have a full PowerPoint presentation as to why I think he's boring. >> Oh, I did, I did because the way your brain works affects things here. >> Isn't that really, we still could have had him? >> And both people in the group me are completely against it. Me bringing him up here would be extremely counterproductive because you two would not have been into it at all, and I would have been just me and him talking. >> Yeah, I can't wait to speak to you and Peter together, because Peter's going to give me more than- >> Yeah, and I don't know. >> Like Peter will at least tell me why, how he formulated this thought so I can completely fucking bash him and shit on that process, because that's a little, all right, job, man. Anyway, I offer that, because Marty's getting sad. >> I'm getting sad, I can always tell when you're getting sad and fucking offensive and about to cry inside, like, yeah, no, I can tell them what about, I know, I got it, I got it. So what's happening here would- >> We've got some emails, wait, sports. >> Listen. >> This is important, the calves are going- >> So you're just going to skip over email, you're just going to say fucking- >> No, I think we've always kind of closed out with the emails though. I thought we always closed out, but it's over, it might be over for. >> We haven't done that in a few weeks actually. >> Well, I haven't been in a few weeks. >> It's also bad. >> It might be over for you two niggas ever doing this podcast when I'm not here. That's mine, but anyway- >> Well, he can always be here, or we can go on the road with him. >> Or I can just record it on my own without you guys. >> Well, that was serious, wasn't that- >> That's why I'm just actually a little upset that you're attacking me in particular, because I was very adamant about us not doing it, and you buying a $125 mic and doing on your own. For that 40 minutes instead of going on your phone. >> And I wasn't there, so I don't know how much free time you had. There was cameras on- >> Again, that was not able to take place. If it were able to take place, that would have been an option, but that was not an option. And I'm really bashing you because I'm just disappointed, man. Like, I expect certain shit from Mottie. Like, when I leave, I expect Mottie to call the entire squad and come up here and squad. Squad, hey! >> And tie. >> And tie dollar sign and all these other fucking people to call it. I expect chaos from her, because she just doesn't know any better as we fucking previously already proved. You on the other hand- >> For the first episode you were going, Peter seemed to be excited to be the lead mic here. I was fine with that for the first week. He lead, I did regular side shit. Mottie brought the squad, which you know- >> I brought a third. >> So then, the next week, I saw what happened with that podcast. And I said, hey, we need to come up with something different. Peter suggested this interview with you, which I thought was cool. The interview was interesting. I said, me and Mottie will just do 30 minutes on Summer Jam, because it was super relevant, and we did- >> Summer Jam! Summer, what happened on Summer Jam? >> Summer Jam was fun. >> Anything good? I heard fab with a whole bunch of people out, and that was great. >> That was raw. >> And he closed it, Triav closed it with him. >> Oh, Fettie closed, that's great. And Triav closed? >> It was like, after Mikset, Bobby Tranz brought out Triav for three songs, Fettie went for three songs, and then dead. But Fettie didn't know that it's a very hard out, so he didn't get to do Trap Queen, and he was pretty upset about it. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Wait, huh? >> Yeah. >> Fettie walked out to close and didn't do Trap Queen? >> Yeah, they told him 10 minutes, they had the counter there, and he did six, seven, nine my way, and then he did a song we didn't know, or most people didn't know, and then- >> That's disappointing. >> It was lights out. >> That's disappointing. >> I think there's both parties to blame on that. >> Yeah. >> Fettie, but I'm not going to blame him because he's a new artist, and I'm sure he's not used to looking at a clock when he's performing, especially in a stadium. So I chalked that up for being a very new artist. But in Hot 97's defense, I'm sure it's a huge fee if you go over time. >> Yeah, I think the heart out should have been communicated. >> Yeah. That's how it's always been French 110 at one time, he didn't even get to do his set because of how it ran over. >> Especially as some of you, some of you normally have a heart out, like every year almost. Damn, and Trap Queen in New Jersey to end it. >> It went really well, he got to do the festival stage, that went pretty good, well really good. It was a really huge crowd out there bigger than they've had, but yeah, so it was a bummer. He didn't suck too because he did the festival and just had to wait around all day for that moment and he didn't even get to do it. >> Here's my unpopular opinion about that, and I don't want to talk about Summer Jam because it's a fucking week's old, I'm just going to update because I've been going. But that festival stage has been taking the steam, they've been on up for quite a few years now. >> No, this year it was like, I feel like they gave a number in like the 10,000. >> The festival stage used to be the stage where it's like, all right, give me the fuck out. >> The delinquents, yeah. >> Why am I over here, man, but that stage now. >> That parking lot was filled this year, completely filled with people. >> Yeah, for a few years now, that festival stage is, you know, I know some people that would prefer to perform on that festival stage, then go on that fucking 4/30, and it's a less harsher crowd too. >> Yeah, like it's real fans or festival. >> Yeah, people actually want to hear music. >> Exactly, and they'll probably know every record too. >> Right, the ones in the stadium will boo the fuck out of you, they feel like it and they'll just stare at you if they feel like it. >> Okay, I was going somewhere before we started this summer gym trip, but I forgot, so we can get to the email. >> Yeah, I think you should know this, I don't know. >> Marty, do you mind reading these today because my throat is killing me? >> Ha ha. >> What are you doing? >> Right. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I get out of sleep. >> Oh, this is an interesting name, Cokezzo Cabini, hello. Good day family, K here, all the way from South Africa. I use the Elias K because I know you're going to have a bad time pronouncing my name. >> No. So anyway, this is what's happening. >> The alias. >> That's what he said. >> This is what Elias, I didn't know what Elias was. >> So it's different? >> Yes, members, Elias and alias are different. >> Oh, okay. This is what's happening. A while back, I started pursuing this fine young thing, whom we, my homie and I rate a great eight on our fine scale for pure natural ability. >> Well, I'm sorry, I'm not too interrupt, but the subject was, do I deserve to be in homey court? Just so we have some background. >> Yeah, should I be charged or not? >> Well, anytime somebody asks that, it definitely deserves to be in homey court, by the way. >> I finally got her marinated enough to come through to my spot and get her ankles knock loose. Cue banded gang Marco tonight. The day finally arrives, we discussed where we'll meet up and drive to my spot after I was done at work. >> Is this a guy? >> Yeah. >> It seems like it. >> Okay. >> I head out to her and let her know that I'm at the meeting spot and tells me she'll be down in a bit, so I wait, five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes, twenty minutes. Just know what I'm about to say, fuck it and bounce, I see her silhouette in front of the car. All is forgiven and we head to my spot. We get there and she requests alcohol. I obliged. Some time a flirtatious conversation passes and I manage to strip her down to her underwear. I'm hard as a diamond. This feels like a fucking story. I'm hard as a diamond and I can feel- >> It is a story. >> No, but I'm in like a book. Fuck you guys. I'm talking about a book. I'm hard as a diamond and I can feel she's wet as a marine mammal. So just when I was thinking it's time to dive in, she says to me, after I fuck your brains out you're taking me and my two friends out for drinks, right? I told them we're picking them up in three hours. This is when I removed her from on top of me, tell her to get dressed and get the fuck out of my place and go hang with her thought home girls. When I told my homie the next day, he said I deserve to be tried at homey court and given the harshest sentence for not smashing. I say not. What do you guys think? Side note, yo Joey that ad lib raw scream that you have going on in your records always gets me amped as fuck. How did you come up with that? That is interesting. >> I don't know if you could take some money to homey court for not smashing. >> I mean if she said some dumb thought shit, get out of the fuck out of here. >> I'm not rolling. >> Yeah. I think you're good bro. You should be able to not smash if you don't want to smash. >> I don't think I'd ever be mad at my friend if he was like I don't feel like smashing. Why are you going to get mad at him? >> I think you need to take your friends to homey court actually. Why are your friends so concerned with who you smash and who you don't smash? >> Do an answer his. >> Maybe they're not doing enough damn smashing. >> Is yelling a question? >> No, I'm not answering that. >> What is that noise that keeps every so often beeping? >> Oh, that's my email. >> Oh. >> Wonderful. >> Yeah. >> Is there another email? >> Uh-huh. >> I like the fact that there's, it's, there's some order in here today. >> Yeah. >> Like you two are not just here to fucking run a mock and scare listeners off. >> Okay. >> Like it sounds good, like it sounds peaceful, sounds like there's some type of control in the room. Like these things are nice. I like it. >> Okay, this one is titled Marissa's Grill and deleting social media for a significant other. >> Wait, do we have to talk about Marissa's Grill? >> No, it's actually not a positive thing. Someone needs to take that shit from her. Fucking please. I love her as a person though. Thank you, Chantelle. Okay, anyway, so my guy and I have been together for two years, he's 25, I'm 22. We are great. We hardly ever argue. We have our shit together. Good job. The house, three cars, two dogs. Jesus. Both of us are attractive. We're best friends. The only problem we seem to have is that he wants me to delete my Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, et cetera, because he says he doesn't want other guys looking, which started after this random black guy called me beautiful. I feel like if I don't have anything revealing up and it's clear we're together, I'm not acting up online, then he's just being controlling and insecure. The biggest thing though is I think he really thinks I'm going to leave him for a black guy because one time, like four years ago, I put a post about black eyes on Latina's on Twitter as a joke. We are both Puerto Rican. I've only ever dated Puerto Rican, so I'm not sure why this is such a big problem. We all have these things going for us. Am I crazy or is he really being insecure? Should I delete my social media? I feel like deleting my social media isn't going to fix the real problem. I love this man in death. I don't know why he thinks he's going to lose me. CJ. Girl, he insecure as shit and he's racist. Well, he's insecure, but he's right. You don't fuck a black dude. Just so we're clear, I get your argument, I understand, oh he's wild and you never did none but one tweet years ago or you ever did it was Puerto Rico. I comprehend very well, but he don't fuck a black dude and he knows it. Same way that there's a, what's that bullshit that's never accurate, oh, woman's intuition? There's men's intuition and I actually like to say that men's intuition is probably a lot more accurate than fucking women's. Oh yeah, cause I mean ours comes from a logical place. Women's comes from some deeper motion that we can't quite figure out. But the answer to your question, I do not think you should delete your social media. Fuck that shit. Like don't have to change who the fuck you are because he's insecure as bullshit. So she's mad, so she's madly in love. This could be her future husband and soulmate. I have two dogs. That's love. They have two dogs and here comes versus saying girl, fuck that nigga, don't delete that shit. Yeah. Uh, if you've ever listened to this podcast, you probably know that one person you should not get your relationship advice from here would be the person that you started your email dissing the shit out of, but she said she loves me though. That grill is really weak. I like my grill and everyone would be really great if you were in like, um, I don't care whatever your answer is. I don't care because I love it and if you were in like 96, I'm just bringing the vibes back. No, it's really bad. It's in your, and you open your mouth, you show it off like it's dope. I don't be understanding it, but whatever. Okay. This one I think is about a rapper that's, let's get it advice for female needed. Oh. Okay. Well, it seems like a long story would bear with me back story, years ago, I met them in a question and after about six months, we became a couple. You are whole. Oh. We were basically living together and had about one solid year, but the couple of years after that were spent on and off, but our bond while together always remained strong. Throughout the years, even during months separated, I continue to remain a hundred percent loyal and have let go of my friends and social media just to satisfy his insecurities. What the fuck is up with these dudes, bro? I'm a homebody with a naturally amazing physique plus my wife skills are thorough. Oh, through the roof. He knows this. So I'm a hundred percent sure he'll want me back yet again. Once he returns from the summer tour that he, oh, once he returns from the summer tour that he kicked off a few days ago. He's done this before. Oh, it might be like a, like a hotel tour. I'm not naive to, oh, I'm not naive to his rapper ways. So I'm fine with whatever he does while on tour. I've been supportive and understanding of his career since day one. I've compromised a lot. So naturally, I'm a native, more commitment as time progresses. I fear that I'll be stuck in the cycle where I have to keep getting used to doing things at this time pace. Is it time I take an L? How can I get them to get it together? What are your thoughts and advice on my situation? Mm. Is it hoodie Allen? He just went on tour with the Khalifa. Oh my God. Before we start, I've noticed that since we shit on these people so much, how much detail they go into about how amazing they are before they even ask the question. Well, we do always ask the question. You know, I got lost in the story. I'm more so concerned with that. That sounds amazing. Like. And she days rappers are naturally amazing physique, and she's cool with rappers fucking other bitches. And she has no social media. And she's loyal, no social media. Mm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to. Yeah. Email them digits. Yeah. That means. And she's Spanish. And she's Spanish. Mm-hmm. Well, not email them digits for a friend. Yeah. Not for me. But yeah. For a money. He's here. Yeah. Maybe for a money. I don't have any advice for this girl. Yeah. I forgot what the question was. Oh. Someone should continue. I'm not. I can't tell somebody when it's time to leave their relationship. Well, if the tour is the last straw and he ends up actually being successful, if he's not successful already, he's going to keep going on tour. I don't know what her deal break is. She doesn't mind the tour. Well, that's my point. I don't know what her deal breakers are. If you're okay with him fucking other bitches, if you're okay with him not really being present in a relationship, then what the fuck is your problem? I think that's what it is, though. I mean, the fucking on the bitches thing is whatever. It's like, is he going to really make a formal girlfriend or wife out of me or am I just kind of sticking around for nothing to end up with nothing in the end? Oh, you know what? Ask God. How the fuck would I know what's going to happen in fucking... Yeah. It's a tough call, boo. Good job. I mean, if you're good now, if you know, but just I always say keep your options open for other guys. Don't be so loyal because... Oh my God. Yo. Yo, let me just let everybody know. Listen to Marissa's advice. What? It's valid. Keep your options open. Keep your options open. Don't put all your eggs in one basket if you're not sure that he's putting his eggs in your basket. That's like real thoughty advice. No, it's not. I mean, she's already cool. That means... Keep a few guys. Yeah. You're just okay. What are she supposed to do? Just sit around and wait. She's supposed to be... That's what people do when they work on relationships. She's supposed to be invested in her working relationship until she's no longer invested. And her question was, how long should I be invested? Uh, not anything to where you would be like, "Ah, keep me anxious, I'll be able to keep some niggas." It's like, "What the fuck are you talking about? What's happening in the universe?" Whatever. Uh, so then we're done here, right? No one else needs Marissa's relationship advice. Please tell me you don't. Well, a lot of people have complained that we only do relationship stuff. So I have one that maybe you can mentor outside of relationships. Oh, listen. I'm shit no Marissa, but I don't need to mentor anybody either. Well, maybe for my sabbatical, maybe fresh off my spiritual journey, I can help one of you lost souls out there. Alright. Let me do it. Hey guys, I'm currently 23 years old, living in Southern California. As I grow older, I'm noticing that I set myself in earlier, what? I don't like when people don't write things sentences. That makes sense. I gotta get worse and bless. I'm noticing, I know, right? I'm noticing goals that I set for myself in earlier years are not coming to fruition as quickly as I imagined. Of course, goals include not only financial success, but also personal success, relationships and happiness. Let me have to put a loser. That's not nice. He hasn't. Wait, hold on. Can you read that sentence again? I don't need to do the call. I shouldn't go to our fans anymore. Ricardo, I fail you. No, I fail you. And sometimes it doesn't happen in the timeline if you want. Why? Because your relationship, your home life, church, like everything is going bad, God, how is he again? 23. Oh, alright. That's okay. Alright, that's okay. Alright, take it back. I take it back. What's the name Ricardo? Ricardo. Ricardo. I take it back. At 23. You're still working. You're still allowable that you're a loser. As someone who's relatively successful in your field, what did he write? He's talking to Rory. Clearly. He's relatively successful. Fuck you. I am relatively successful. I know. I agree. Why is that offensive? That's a good thing that somebody is relatively successful. Is mighty relatively successful? I am relatively successful. I make a living. I don't know. I'm looking up relatively right now. What advice would you give those of us who are still trying to reach a point where we are satisfied financially and personally? Y'all talk to each other. I want to look up relatively to see if you are. I'm 25. So I'm probably no more about this than these two old fucks. 27. No, no. I'm being a dick. These things take time. As long as you are staying busy and staying focused, you'll be as relatively successful as I am. Hold on. Now that I've found the definition of relatively right, I just want to clear this up. I am not relatively successful. Bitch. We're Cori. You're not a bitch. Relatively. In a relative manner, a relatively small difference. In proportion, a fucking Ricardo. But anyway, what's the advice for this guy? I got caught up. You're only 23, bro. You'll be fine. What advice would you give to those who are still trying to reach a point where they're satisfied with their goals financially and personally? You sound like an overachiever. You need antidepressants. That's my advice. No. Get an Adderall focus. You'll be alright. No, don't get Adderall. That doesn't even fucking work, really. Look cuz Mottie takes mad Adderall. No, cuz my little brother had to, for his ADHD. Oh, way to ruin the mood. Way to ruin the mood with some serious shit. Yeah, right. I don't know, bro. You're 23 years old. I'm not going to tell you to just do whatever the timeline says. You've got some time. Time is on your side. There are some things you can do to where as it would be the difference in your life being amazing and your life being really, really shitty. I don't think you're 23 years of relative success. Relative success is enough to get you down in the dumps. Don't waddle when you own misery. Get up. Get out there. Be productive. And hopefully you'll be able to sing a different tune in two years there. That's my amazing advice. Where I agree and disagree with some people when they say, wait, you know, your 20s are about figuring things out by 30. You'll understand all that bullshit. People use as an excuse to float in their 20s and then they become 30 and they're the exact same person they were at 20. So take some time to actually do things in your 20s that are going to have some tangible success. I can't wait to see you two in your 30s. Well, I don't know if how often I want to see more as under 30s, but I can't. That's not very nice. I'm going to be a very great mom. I'm going to be cooking things. I'm going to be doing arts and crafts every day with my kid and diaramas and shit. Well, a couple of people have told me you're a great mom now. To who? Wait, how am I a great mom? They say you do I with their kids. You walk right into that one and you see where I was going there. I just couldn't figure it out. I didn't know where you were. You're really good with your kids. You're not me. Oh, but anyway, all right. So we dealt with the emails, right? Yeah. So I have to listen to Marisa do sports. I have to. I mean, all we can say, well, I can't even give an accurate one. Because Golden State is playing the Warriors tonight. Yeah, but that's last night now on this podcast. And so I don't know what's going to happen, but I just want everyone to know that it's go-cabs. The lane. Well, this is the one game that I'm rooting for the Cavs because I want to see it go. It's a game 7. It's been a very serious. I will ask you guys the question that has been the float. Oh, no, I won't ask you guys anything. No, obviously, I won't ask Marisa. It's the best track I do. It would like to know where you think I'll be in my 30s. But that's nearly right over there. Had a bar. Creepy pick up. Do you think that any event that Cleveland loses this series that LeBron should get finals MVP? Hmm. Yes. Yeah. He's been carrying his whole team. He's been carrying that team. Look at Marisa. Yes. And the UK is from Cleveland. So I don't see why. I don't see why he wouldn't get it. Why wouldn't they give it to LeBron if they harried MGK's album before. And of course, they should get any dating emperors now. So that's another reason the grandkids get it. What the fuck up? I said a valid thing. He's been carrying his whole fucking team. Got it. Especially with Kyrie out now on the fucking injury and shit like that. It's fucking sucks. This is only real help. I mean, the other guy. This is where it gets tricky. Hold on. As soon as we get rid of the famous people. Kyrie's been out. No. And I mean, the other guy. The other guy he played pretty decently in Game 4. Who is the other guy? And then like in Game 5, they only gave him like five minutes of play. Who's the other guy? De Lidova? No. No. He had a really bad game for. He did. Yep. That's all I got. But there was a guy on Cleveland that did pretty good. Joey, and what are we at, man? Really? You're right now right now, right? Yeah. It seemed like it kind of breezed by there. I suppose. I watched Game 5, right now. You two, even everything about you guys's demeanor today seems very different than what I heard in that first podcast that I was going. It sounded like a substitute teacher was in that day. And you guys just got to... Yeah. That's how it came across my headphones. You came back like the dad and we threw a house party. Yeah. And you're pissed. You're like, "You guys, y'all, okay, you guys got fat while I was going." These guys got to run them all, throw fucking spitballs, fucking invite your friends. Literally what happened. And you're fucking all blown. Yeah. Talk about whatever. You will talk over each other. Like, it was fucking great, right? It's fucking dicks. Now that that's out of the way. Here's my... You know what? I'm going to start giving a weekly, a weekly wrap update. Because I don't rap anymore. Like, that's the cool thing to say. So my update this week is, I am going to the studio now. Hey. See? Take it down. Look at that. After this. Yeah. Sweet. Well, every Tuesday I go to the studio, by the way. Is parks here? I don't see parks. No. Parks. I knew parks would be late though. I knew it. I knew parks would be late when I text Tim at 11 and said, "Hey, you meet me at the podcast?" and he said, "Oh, yeah, like, what time?" At the same time that you've been coming every week for the past couple of months. Your studio's around here? Or you go back to the one that went to this? No. My studio's not around here. Number one. Number two. I would never disclose a location to my studio on a podcast. My location, I'm just saying, is it around here? No. It's not around here. But don't worry, Joe Bunfan's content is coming soon. Whenever parks come. So that's my music update. Yeah. At parks music. Oh, yeah. We could definitely do that. If you want to add someone and express your displeasure with the lack of music, it's at parks, P-A-R-K-S music, M-U-S-I-C. How come you hasn't changed it to like parks on the board? This should make so much more sense. Because it's mad longer than parks music. Valid. That's number one. I had a really good question that, damn, that we're at the time limit. But I had a funny question to ask you guys, right? And I had a really funny story to go along with it. I just wasn't sure that I wanted to share my story because then you guys might call me a faggot. Oh. I'll play. I call you a faggot without the story a lot. Yeah, but I don't want to give any credence to the argument that I'm a faggot. But damn it, it's a good question. All right. So you know what? I'll just ask the question. This has been happening to me. Sure. In front of yours. Asking for a friend. Of course I'm asking for a friend. And Joey, you can partake in this too. And maybe we can get further into go further into detail in this next week. But okay, my friend is so ashamed. Okay, men. And I guess I can ask Mottie too because she's been with men. And women. Okay. Wait. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Like a thought. But anyway, women of Jase is there ever a time ever in your sexual lives? I'm talking to Rory Joey and Amani who's not on the mic in your sexual lives ever since you've lost your virginity that at any point during sex, your leg has been up. What? No. No. My leg is. No, no. He like one leg is just a leg up or two legs up. Wait. Any leg up. Am I on my way to a new position or is my leg up part of the position? I challenge you guys now because a chick has never sucked you off and you have put your fucking leg on our back. Oh, yeah. That's not having my leg. That is a leg up. No. It's a resting leg. That's a leg up. That is a resting leg. My point is a leg off of the bed when a leg is not not as an adult though. Hey, just to clarify here, when I mean my leg up is both legs or knee, no support. Both your legs. Back. No, that's gay. If you have two legs up at any time during sex, it's gay. Let me just be clear. I shall remain anonymous, but when I was very young, a Spanish woman, my first experience with a Spanish woman, she tried to lick my ass and her trying to do that. She raised my leg up to try to get underneath where that was. See, I think that's a very natural story. It was very uncomfortable. Yeah. It was very uncomfortable and I never wanted to be in that position again of climbing the walls and having a woman chase me around trying to lick my ass, but she did put my leg up. It was very awkward and uncomfortable and I felt like this is wrong. This should never happen again. Yeah. See, now that's a natural story, but I have that same story with my child's mom when I was fucking 17 years old and I was like, whoa, this is really great, but if it doesn't and this will never happen again, bitch, get off of me. But somehow and again, let me go back to if you are getting ahead and you are picked your leg up to rest it on the chicks back. That is a leg up. I want to have a point of reference when people are not confused when I say a leg up, but right? A friend of mine. It's friends. A friend of mine. You're a friend of mine. You're a friend of mine. I don't even know how that position happened, man. Your friend doesn't know. Well, let me ask what he told me. Did your friend initiate it or did she initiate it? Well, that's just where it gets tricky. I don't think the friend ever initiated this. Oh, damn what happened. I think I know what happened, man. You're now remembering the story. But the problem here is, and you know what, I'll just go ahead and say it. It was a really great position, man. It was amazing. That's your fucking wonderful, like, I don't, we'll talk about it next week. I'll tell you the truth. Joey, you didn't answer the question either. That's right. No apologies. If it felt great, then. It really felt good. Marissa, have you ever put a man's leg up? Well, Marissa has done some wild things, so this is where we're going to exit this one. Let's get out of here. I never want to talk about Marissa's sex life ever again on this podcast, because I don't want her to get angry and crying tight and all her fucking days get messaged and all her doing tours, texas. No, I really don't. You're exposing too much. Can we go? Can we go? Do you have it? I can still talk. I've been going for two weeks. Get the fuck out of here. You don't want to be here. What happened? Do you have it? Is it over for? Yeah, it's over for you and Marissa ever doing this podcast again while I'm out of town. That will never happen again. So yeah. That's it. We'll talk. You know what, next week, because we've put this off for too long. A million years, I said I was going to do this R&B bracket and I do have the R&B albums, by the way, but I've been putting it off to see if there are any albums that I am forgetting. So next week, I'm going to run down the list that I have and you guys can help me if there are any classic R&B albums that I am forgetting and we can get to the bottom of it. I've got about 69, 70 albums. I think I want to try to get to 96. So we'll get into that next week. I promise I will not forget. Yes. Where are you? You want to say something? Yes. I know feminist Twitter is itching. It's getting really close to that holiday that they can't stand. Father's Day. For the one time in your estrogen filled bald headed life, just let men have a day. You don't have to be the center of attention. You don't have to say happy Father's Day to all the single mothers out there. We can celebrate that on Mother's Day. Just give fathers a fucking day. You don't have to be the center of fucking attention all the time. You have to be outraged. This isn't a misogynistic holiday. We're celebrating men. Yes. For 24 fucking hours, you can just be fucking quiet. I like that. Roy. I like that. Roy. If it is indeed Florian. I know. Yeah. I'm sure you got it from Bill Burr. If that's not from Bill Burr. I can guarantee you that's not from anyone but me. Well, you said that about the one that you stole from Bill Burr too. Okay. Go subscribe to Bill Burr and find that fucking rent. I mean, you did say that about the one that you stole. Sorry, I mean, I don't know how I can take your word. But if that rank is indeed-- 100% own that time, Roy. I appreciate it. Women, I've had enough of you guys ruining Father's Day for all the amazing fathers out there. You have to set up attention on Sunday. You tell them, Roy. Just be quiet. All right. And we are out here. Good to be back. I will talk to you guys next week. Goodbye. No, no, no, no. We know. You were done. You've been done in this pie. You don't need to exit. You don't need a good pie. Merci, don't make it. I'm out. All right. Thank you very much. Bye, beautiful people. I will speak to you guys. Next week feels good to be back. I missed you. All parts are still not here, but fuck it. We're going. Joey. Thank you.