The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 12
Joe, Marisa, Rosenberg, Rory & Parks discuss the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight on the new segment "Marisa's Sports Report" ... seriously. Also the concept of "Late Living" with Marisa's said "Squad", Rory's birthday party, the most overrated places to have sex, plus the introduction of "I'll Respond To This Email Later" that leads to a heated debate on "regular" guys. *****If you want to write into the show and ask us for advice on something going on in your life, or would like to tell us a story, or just tell us how much you enjoy our amazing podcast email illnamethispodcastlater@gmail.com we will pick a few each week and read them on the show!***** SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
- Makes me sad. - Tellin' you like tellin' the fuckin' phone. I'm not gonna put it on Instagram. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - What the fuck is Joey doin'? Why are we not recording? - I think we are recording. - We're missing our recording. - I think we are. - Oh yeah, we've been recording. - Oh shit. (laughs) - It's been the worst start to a podcast. - All right, time we can start from wherever. I'm just rollin' the phone. - We'll start after I hung up the phone. - It's funny. - But we're not about Tay. - No, no, we're not talking about Tay on the podcast. - Yeah, let's take that off. - We're not talking about your mod deisms either. That's real stupid, but whatever. - You're stupid. - All right, we'll try to do this bullshit. Well, we'll talk about it on there. All right! Round of applause! - That's not a round of applause. That's a fuckin' drum roll, B. - Well, the round of applause on the radio is not a round of applause either. - Ah! - It's not. - It's not the full clapping. All right, and this is a sound effect. - Yeah, but that's not a round of applause and if there's a drum roll sound effect. - Well, they don't know 'cause they're not. Well, drum roll sound applause, then. - Okay. (laughs) - There's a round of applause, drum! - No. - All right! - What? - Out named this podcast later. - Well, what episode? - Twelve. - Twelve. - Twelve. - A quarter of a year. - Yep, three months. - Still no guests. - Okay, actually, no, we have Royce. We had Royce. Shout out to Royce, and you. - Well, we had Royce. We had Lo, we had Rob, we had Alma. No one that Peter's produced. (laughs) Episode 12, Out named this podcast later. - Yeah, with Mottie. I don't even want to say Mottie Mendez 'cause it sounds like she's somebody and she's not. - I am so somebody. - And Roy is still here for some reason. - Yep. - He fucking cuts work every day. - He does. (laughs) - Every Tuesday, this guy is putting a place hooky from his job. And Joey's here, man, let's just shout out Joey's engineer. He does such a great job because Roy and Mottie have such poor Mike etiquette. - A little look. My Mottie Mendez are long gone, so I'm not used to being on the mic anymore. - Just to give you guys some scenery of what's happening, Marissa has leather sleeves (laughs) on her jean jacket. Is that a Michael Cores watch? - It is. - She's still doing the Michael Cores watch. She's the last one. - No, I like my friends. I'm like, what Christmas year was that? - Every year. - Yeah, yeah. - Instagram got one. - And that was the same. - It was like two or three years ago. - Okay, so I'm-- - I think it was longer than that. Mottie, let me be the first person to tell you. - What? - And you can relay it to your friends. - Okay. - It's over for my Cores watch. - But I just want to wear a watch period. I don't really care what brand it is. - Well, you should get a watch. - Well. - Not that one. - Okay, I'll get a different one. - Okay, so with that said, Mottie also has a red dress on, matching her red hair. - Hey. - And a red faja. - No, I don't know. (laughs) - And her nose ring is on fleek. - Thank you, I do not have a red faja. - I had to take a picture of Mottie for people so they can see. (laughs) What do we want to start with today? It was a really busy, busy, busy weekend. I won't tell you guys about my manager going to jail. - Oh, wait, you went to jail? - Yeah, Corey went to jail. - Oh, shit. I need to hear all about this. - No, we don't need to hear about that. It's not compelling. They took him. He looks like a felon criminal. They arrested him. - Corey looks like the most docile man ever. - Whatever that means. - He looks calm and he has a gray beard. - Well, he took him to jail. But we won't talk about that. And if I were to miss the fight, he'd admit he'd have fucking had to stay. - Did you just go bail him out? - No, I had to go and annoy the fucking commissioner. - I'm the commissioner. - Yeah, but whatever, they got him out. - Let's start with the fight. Let's start with the fight. The fight is big. - Yeah, it was huge. - The fight was big. I was very excited for the fight. I bought wingettes from the supermarket and experimented on honey barbecue wingettes. If anybody cares about that. Which is a big deal because fucking bum ass Esther wouldn't give me her recipe that I begged for. Do we three fucking 40 days before the fight? - Well, maybe if you would have given her her knife, said that. - I don't understand how Esther cheats in our relationship and she gets to be mad. That part is confusing to me, but I don't care enough about her to fucking think about it too much. - So you just hit her up this weekend for the my recipe? - I tweeted her and I said, if you give me the recipe, I will unblock you for a month and. - Great incentive for her. - Yeah, that was really good. - I thought it was. She didn't bite. But me parts and Corey who just got, just came home. - He was chefing up North. - We made some wings, all men, no women. Like we were really, we did the damn thing in there. I bought a bunch of shit from the supermarket and we were really hyped for this fight. And then the fight came and it kind of just came and went pretty quickly. I've still enjoyed the fight. - I enjoyed it thoroughly. - They are. - I'm a fan of really enjoyed it. - I enjoyed it. - It was the Paris boxing fight. You couldn't be a casual fan. - Yeah. - Enjoy it. - Totally. - I didn't know what people would have been expecting from the fight. I certainly wasn't expecting a knockout. - Well, casual fans think that they hear Mayweather and the last time they watched boxing was Tyson. And Tyson's not people to fuck out. Mayweather weighs 145 pounds. He's not a knockout artist. He goes 12 rounds and finesse's the shit out of every fighter. I think if people were expecting something different than that, they would have been expecting it from Pacquiao, who didn't really look like Pacquiao from much of the fight. I think they expected him to punch a lot more. - He only had 429 punches. - Go Google. Aren't you the fucking Google master? - He's ready for this combo. - How many does it usually average? - Six something it said in the sixes and the last one he had six inches. - All right. What do you usually average? - Whatever, right? Yeah, let me tell the listeners, we're gonna do this new thing where we let Mottie do all the sports because she knows nothing about fucking sports. It'll be like a fucking groupie sports report. Not to say that she's a groupie, but that's what it will sound like. I can make the case that you're a groupie. - I think we've made it a few times. - Oh, that's what we've made it every episode. - Nah, no, okay. - Oh, round of applause, round of applause for that. That was great. - Let's start going to lust again. - Oh my gosh, he live episode one. - So the fight happened, that kind of came with game seven of the Spurs and Clippers. That was an amazing, amazing game on an amazing play of series. Hats off, hats off to the Clippers. I did want the Spurs to win. But I always said I would be the last one off that bandwagon, like I would need to see them lose before I get off of it. They're just great, but the Clippers showed up and the Spurs couldn't win without a, Parker looked like shit, you know, we look like shit. I mean, you need certain people to step up and they did not. Right, Monique, did you Google that? - No, I was actually, I was wondering when you were talking to me. I only know about the Clippers and Rockets. - All right, well, let's fast forward to that. Tell us about the Clippers and the Rockets game. - So they had no CP3 because he was out because of a hamstring injury. - Well, when did he get the hamstring injury? - I don't know, recently. (laughing) - You know where the hamstring is. - Nope, in the lake, somewhere, possibly, right? - All right, you got the hamstring injury in game seven against the Spurs, played through it, made the game winning shot with that injured hamstring, but anyway, go ahead. - Well, I know that it was game one of the Western semi-finals and they won 117 to 101 and James Harden was kind of trash. His shots were very limited and maybe he was just sad because he lost out on the MVP vote to Steph Curry. Yep, that's my spot. (laughing) - Oh man, that's fucking wonderful. - Thank you everyone. - Congrats to Steph Curry. Congrats to all the light skin men out there. - And their big day for the light skin. - Big day. - I got light skin guys now. - You like guys. - I do. - Period. Yeah, score one for the light skin delegation. We win, Steph Curry is the MVP, beat out dark skin James Harden and dark skin LeBron James. They can't fuck with us. (laughing) Yeah, watch the press conference, it was great. I like all this and wishy shit that these guys were doing a press conference where they addressed the whole team and say shit that we wouldn't have known. But yeah, whatever. - Yeah, I prefer the ignorance shit. - Who's ignorant? Like, who does, oh you prefer ignorance? - Yeah, I wasn't saying someone. - Oh okay, okay, okay. I got it. Well yeah, that was cool, that was cool. What else happened this weekend on a Kentucky Derby? A horse won, I have no idea what the fuck happened there. - No. - The Met Gala happened. - Yeah. - I wish I could tell you guys more about the Met Gala, but I'm just gonna keep it all the way, Andrea. - I know Beyonce. - I can tell you Beyonce was there. - Yep, I think we all, I think the whole world knows that. So, my entire Instagram timeline was being-- - No, I meant, I wish I could tell the people more about what it is, but I don't have enough money to know. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't even know what it is. - I think they just throw some shit every year for the people with a whole bunch of money. - I mean fuck it, they got somebody to do it. - We never see anything outside of the outfits. - Like the red carpet, like what happens inside. - Yeah, I like that. - I don't, I don't know. - What are they discussing in there? (laughing) - Dude, like is it a dinner or is it-- - I know all the important people show up. - Pose for lots of pictures. - And then that's it. - Rihanna performed last night there. - Did she? - Yeah, she did, bitch better have my money. - Mm-hmm. - Do we ever find out who the bitch is that has her money? - I don't think we know, but I hope she does have it because Rihanna really wants it, so. - I like that song. - It grew on me. - It doesn't look good. - I heard it's like not doing too well at radio. - Oh, knock it off. - That's what I read, that you work in radio. - Yeah, we're not really playing it that much. - Oh, what does that mean that y'all ain't playing it that much? - Yeah, but that's what I knew it was me, I'm just saying that I read it. - No, I don't even know the one station, fuck out of here. - Oh, I don't even have a fucking comeback. (laughing) - Oh man, I love hot, I love hot. So let me stop talking to you. - Thank you. - But that was funny. - That was a little funny. - I can't say, I can't say-- - Oh, Pete's here. - Hey, inter-- - From the kosher deli. (laughing) - Is that a kosher deli? - Well, it's probably right. That's where we figured we'd-- - We worked on plenty of Jewish jokes for Pete. (laughing) How are you, Pete? Are you well? - I'm a little stressed out, but I'm okay. - Oh. - No, nothing bad stressed out, just like rushing to get here. I was like, oh, well, I'm gonna be smart instead of sitting in a car, I'm gonna take the train. So then I go to the train, get over the house to the street, and it's like, oh, no, no. Uptown trains are on the express track, you have to go downtown to Chambers Street. So I go downtown to Chambers Street, and she's like, suck it up, go ahead. Get on the train at Chambers Street, go back uptown on the one, it completely stops the town of the street. - Nice. - Yeah. - Same thing happened to me. - That's disrespect, why are you lying to me, and making me go the wrong direction? - Mine said two minute delay, then it went to delay, then it went to train arriving in two minutes, then it went to, one trains are not running today. - I agree with what Rory's assessment was last week. I'm almost finished with the trains. I don't want to scare the MTA, but it might be over for me. - You're not gonna give to my MTA story. - I got there, and then I had no money on my card, and I just missed the train, and then one came that was out of service, and then I got on the next train. - Why don't you have any money on your card? - No, it was the, I mean, the train card. - Oh, that card? - Well, that's a 15 bucks shot out to the A-train. - Yeah. - You people should rock with me. It's the only job we're talking about the train shit last week, 'cause I haven't taken the training years, and life is pretty good. - I'm sorry that we're not all famous. - Yeah, I barely ever do the trains a nightmare, the trains, it's for animals. - I only take the train to come here. - Just so we're clear, you don't need to be a famous rapper to have a car. - Yeah, I have a car. - Actually, you have a car that Green fucking Mercury of, what's the name of it? - Her name is Felicia, but it's Mercury Milan. - Mercury Milan, and I don't know why you take the train. - Because it's no parking over here, so when I park it hot, I take the train up. - You could pay for a parking spot. - Yeah, I'm not paying $40 a sit here for an hour and a half. - I get you a coupon for $32. (laughs) - Thanks, Jew. - Awesome. - So we were talking about the Met Gala before Pete came in and Tardy and Marissa decided to give him the grandest introduction ever. - Yeah, and I didn't ask for that. - 'Cause I certainly lose my answer. - I would tell her Pete, I just like to be excited. - Oh yeah, so everybody talked about Beyonce's dress. So I had to watch this for hours and hours and hours and hours. I don't get, but I get that I'm a little weird. I'm probably a lot weird, but-- - Oh, not you. - Shut up, Roy. I don't get why people are so fascinated with shit it has absolutely nothing to do with them. - 'Cause we're nosy as fuck. - That's probably why I'm like a dinosaur in this like era. Like why is Beyonce's dress so important to people? - 'Cause she was flinging to the gods. - I let women have their fun. 'Cause we sit there and talk about other men throwing footballs to each other. So I'll sympathize with women and let them talk about dresses all day. - Although I can't lie, I gave no fucks about-- - How is that relative? I don't even see how that's-- - It's something that interests us and particularly not them. - Yeah, but what we like makes sense is a game designed for our interest. There's a way, there's a way, I don't understand the fascination with watching rich people and famous people get dressed. I don't, it's unbelievable. - Yeah. - It's shocking. It's shocking every time. - And back to yours, what was she doing? Slaying to the gods. - Slaying to the gods. - You women have to stop stealing everything. - I don't even talk like that. - But you have to stop stealing all gay people's slang. - Why, we love the gays. - Why can't we just steal one? - It doesn't seem like y'all credit them with-- - That's definitely-- - I just steal their shit. Passing around amongst your fucking toddy friends. - This is like wrong. - Why they have to be toddy? Why can't they just be friends? - Are your friends toddy? Let's talk about your friends. - No. - No. - Well, no, you wanted to talk about your, what are you calling on? - I'm doing a little late living these days. - Oh. - Yeah, and you wanted to speak about it. - I mean, I was just, I just wanted to share that. - No, no, no, I'm down playing now. - No, I don't-- - Hey, hey, hey, let me just, just so we have some, just four point of reference here. Mottie for about four to five days now has been texting. - I've been part of the group again. - Well, she's been adding to the group again. - She's always the most aggressive member of the group text. - I know. You text way more than I do. - No way. - No way. - You weren't the queen. - No way. - I only contributed this week. - Yeah. - You're generally the queen of the text. - All right, continue, sorry. - Yeah, you, she's been texting aggressively. - You look good. - But she can't, she could not wait to tell you guys about what she calls a Mottie-ism. - No, Rosenberg named that, let's make that clear. - And you ran with it. So, Mottie called this a Mottie-ism. I had no idea what that meant until today. And now that I know what it means, I don't think anybody gives a fuck from now. She's trying to downplay it. - Oh, well, a Mottie-ism is just this little thing that-- - If he came up with it, he just said that I do his shit. - Let's hear it. Let's hear your, oh. - I already want to talk about late living. - Late living, yes. - She wrote late living like it was a term people say. - It is a term people say. - You say a lot of words that you're the only person I know who says them. - It is a term. - It's definitely a term. - I don't know it is. - Anyone here know what it is? - No. - I assume you're living late at night? - No, it's when you're older and doing things that you should have been doing when you were younger, but you never got the cheers too. - That's called Arrested Development. - No, late living, whatever, same shit. - All right, well, let's hear about your late living. - Well, I've never-- - You're like 27. - I'm not even that old. - Not even late. - It is. I feel like I should, like all my high school friends are like married with kids and I'm excited now that I'm fucking going to brunch some lunch. - And you've just been swallowing the kids. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - That was a funny joke. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - All right, come on, let's hear about it. - I don't even have anything to say now. - Yes, what was this week's late living? You said you did a lot of late living this week. - Well, okay, I've always been rolling solo to things and now I finally have like a girl click and I'm really excited about it and then we have a group chat and every weekend now we've been like, we like go to brunch together and then we go to clubs and then we hang out with like boys and it's really nice. - You sound like good, high school. - I know, that's fine. That's why it's a little bit of late living and I'm really enjoying it. Like I look forward to our group chat. (laughing) 'Cause you're going to your phone, I'm plugging your phone as if there's something that needs to be played to go with. - Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can do this pretty quickly. - The right song to describe this, by the way, so seeing as you are 27 and you're calling it late living, well that makes me wonder is just how early a part of life are you making up for now? - I mean, I feel like that's something. (mumbling) - Oh my click! (laughing) (mumbling) Anyway, you ain't fucking with my click. Actually, we call ourselves the squad, so. - Wow, you have a name for it. (laughing) - And we named our group chat squad. - Everybody fucking with my click. (laughing) - But you know what, it's pretty cool because the fact that we're older and we all have our own places and our own cars and our own jobs and a lot of money now, we can do really cool shit and spend a lot of money and actually have quality money. - You just went from not having any money on your MTA car to having a lot of money. - 'Cause I don't really put 20 bucks on it at a time, 'cause I only-- - You guys have a lot of money. You have a lot of money. - And what is a lot of money? - Okay, all right, we're not diving into our finances now, but. - Why, you said it. - I'm just saying, we all have really good paying jobs and we can afford all our bills and fucking put money in the bank and go on vacations and things, so we make it, we do well. - Y'all didn't go on vacation. Y'all wanted to roll a birthday party. (laughing) - No, but we're all doing a group vacation on Miami on the 4th of July. - Oh, wow, that's the spirit here we come. (laughing) - Actually, we're taking virgin-- - We're taking virgin. - We're taking virgin. (laughing) - You have a lot of money, money, money, money. - It was real good, you fucking narrow. - No, I'm not saying that we're like going, I'm not in places, I'm just saying. Now we're just doing things, we're gonna go to DR in August, we're doing things, it's pretty exciting. - No, I'm doing shit that all the holes have been doing so bad. - Okay, well I'm living, I've exactly-- (laughing) - We're in Hawaii. - I've never had a girl click and it makes me really happy. I always have a lot of girlfriends, but they're all individual, like one from college, one from high school, one from grammar school. - All right, we're all obviously making fun of this. However, let's take a step aside for a second. There are women out there, six of them listening to this podcast right now, who probably do identify with this concept, 'cause girls do get older and not have girlfriends at all anymore, because you guys generally also conniving towards each other that you can't really have a group of friends. My challenge I put out there to the listeners who do wanna make fun of Mottie, is coming up with a name for this trip to Miami, because this trip deserves a name. How many of you is it? - It's only three of us, this is why, it's fun. - So they're all staying in one hotel room. - Yeah, definitely. - Definitely, 100%. - Who's house you staying? - Yeah, my boyfriend. (laughing) - Wow. - But he's cool, he's a nice penthouse apartment, so he always lets us stay when we come. - Don't you have a lot of money. - Oh no, but why fucking? - So why are you still with fat? - Why spend it if we don't have to, hello? - All right, so who's fucking him? - Nobody. (laughing) - He's actually really cool. My girlfriend used to stay at his crib a lot too, and then she would bring us all, and then I just adopted him, and then we'd all stay there. - Let me all right, if you'd think. - No, I've stayed at his crib a billion times a Miami. - He's fucking so. - No, he's never fucking-- - No, no, wait, what's going on? So you have stayed with him a billion times? - Yeah, super cool. - Has your squad stayed with him a million times? - Keanu came with me when my girlfriend, Keanu came one time. He did not try anything with her either. - Has Danielle stayed there? - No. - Your friends look good to him. - Damn, damn. - My friends are all bad as fuck. - No, they're not. - Yes, they are. - No, they are bad. - They're fine, yes, they are. - Danielle, I hate to break it to you, baby. - Do not play with him, Danielle is beautiful. - You, what are you talking about? She is gorgeous. - But why are you saying that? - Because I don't know what you're about to tell him. - Then shut the fuck up. - All right, well then what? - Danielle, I hate to be the one to be the bearer of bad news, but you're the sacrificial one. - No, she's fine. (laughs) - You are the one that Fag will be looking to insert himself into. - When guys ask Marissa, what's your friends look like? She only sends her Instagram. - Danielle. - Yeah, Danielle, you will be the one-- - She is my go to though, that's my life skin. Big booty, blue eyes, black girl, fuck with her. - Oh no, come on, that's gross. - He's just where she doesn't have a big booty, her booty is fucking huge. - I just saw her butt at Rory's birthday party. - She had a flare, she's hurt on. - Yeah, she was there. - She was there on me. - Bad fatter ass is in there than hers. - Okay, I'm not saying she's the fattest ass in the world, but she's a very fat ass. - I think Tahiri has a fat ass. - Tahiri is a huge ass. Tahiri's ass is like out of this world ass. Danielle has a big butt. - It's in the world, but. - No, Tahiri is like, no. - Well, that's my point of reference for it. - Exactly, so no one can have a big ass next to him. - Man, girls have big ass-- - No, anyway, if you guys wanna check Danielle's underscore Danielle, be under-- - All right, no, no, we're not vlogging Danielle. - No, because I want them to see her fat ass. - Plead, then I would have to get-- - Who are you, judges? - Then I would have to get-- - There might be a dot in there too. - Then I would have to get into the girls that the listeners fuck. And since I've never seen them, I can't take their word for it. - Oh, underscore Danielle dot B, underscore. - So speak, it's first of all, man, underscores. - I know, it's fucking stupid. - Weak. - Goddamn it, Danielle. - You can't judge. - We'll request her. She'll accept you. - No, we don't want her to request. How about you go to her Instagram? - Oh, yeah, okay. - So enough about that. So Rory's birthday party was Sunday, right? And so let me tell you what, so I go there, me, me gun play, not the rapper, right? My guy in Bay. So we go to Rory's thing thinking we're just gonna show up 'cause Rory's a cool guy. Toss, anyway. And we get there and it's like pandemonium at this day party. - It was pandemonium. - There's mad people. They look, they all look excited to be there in celebration of bum ass Rory's birthday. - Yeah, Rory might be popping on the list. - So we looked at each other and we were like, you know, like, Rory did this? Like, I really thought that Rory was way lamer than his party would indicate. And I salute you. - It was super industry out, too. - It was super what? - Industry out, but then don't, is it was? Are you kidding me? - It'd be like internet blogger industry. - Yeah, it was very industry. - It was actually industry. - Chris Atlas wasn't there. - Yeah, that's her industry. - Well, whatever. And then I saw Mad Friends from my college, which was, I don't, and then I guess they're-- - Yeah, how was the college industry? - Yeah, that makes sense. But it was so weird. - Well, when I left, I had to figure out why Rory's party appeared cooler than he is, right? So then I was informed that Rory is a part of a fraternity, a frat. - Yeah, but that had nothing to do with that. - I had nothing to do with that. - I don't know that though. - I think it was kind of like, did Cam help put that together and-- - Cam had the connection to PS 450. - Yeah, and he throws a mean ass party, so there's that. - Rory is generally much cooler than he sounds on the podcast. - Rory's a pretty cool next Peter. - In our internet hip hop world, Rory's high end, by the way, so cool, in fact, that he remembered to invite me Saturday night at nine o'clock during the fight. - I didn't actually even pay attention to that. - I was actually going to bring this up. I invited Peter twice. - No. - One day before, no response. - You did? - And then I said, you know what? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, even though he's texting in our group chat. So Saturday night, I said he has to be home. Everyone's home right now. Let me shoot him a text. - And ignore that one too. - And he ignored that one too. - He ignores my text a lot too. - That is not true. - Not that you would have came to your birthday party because fucking Hulk Hogan wasn't there. There was no wrestling going on. (laughing) - Oh, forget it. I think he said Hulk's show is coming. - Let's see. (laughing) - Rory's dad was there though. That was pretty awesome. - You know what? There it is. Monday, April 27th. - Ooh. - Flyer, and it says my birthday is on a Sunday. Dude, I'm such an asshole. - You kind of already-- - We knew that. - We knew that. - Oh, and then the only thing I did see was when you asked me about tickets for the Larry David show. - Yes. - But guess what? Now I'll make it up for you. Make sure I help you get those. - Who's Larry David? - Okay. You know what? Let's just-- - I'm sorry. - Let's just show the rest of it. (laughing) - I'm gonna google that. - For real. - I'm gonna google that. - So Rory's birthday party was great. - He's a new comedian. - He just got on a scene. - They were a lot of women. - Really? - They were a lot of women. None that I would have been able to indulge with because of, they was there. But, yeah, I couldn't shake her. (laughing) And not that I knew Rory would have all of these women there. But yeah, they were there and fucking guys were having a guy. You know, the only negative thing I have to say about that party was the brief span where everyone began to swag surf in unison. - Oh my God. - That's a low-key problem at parties. - I hate it. - It happens? - Yes. - Low-key makes sure that every party will tap every single person to interlock hands. I usually use the bathroom around the swag. - Wait, you're talking low-key does this? - Yeah. - This is his doing? - This is his thing. - He chooses to have an organized interlocked hands dance. - Well, that is bad as Joe playing Monopoly in the corner of the fucking club the whole time. - That's a much worse time. - Wait, that's Joe. He's being a fucking weirdo, him. - Yeah. - He's not dragging everyone else into this fucking weirdo. See that, by the way, Joe, all of this is full circle to what we talked about on the internet podcast about how nerd is cool. I love, I love Rory. Rory's a cool dude. - Thank you, Peter. - And I mean that. However, for the era you lived in, he is not a cool dude. We are squares. But now-- - Hey, hey, don't drag me into your nerdiness. - Sorry, wait a minute. - What's wrong with playing Monopoly in the club? - Are you sh-- - What's wrong with play? By the way, another new t-shirt to be printed off. - What's wrong with playing Monopoly in the club? - In the club. - Who, no one plays Monopoly in the club, Joe. - That wasn't my question. Well, actually three other people played. (laughing) I wasn't alone. - Who was the car? - And somebody was the car. I see you with the car. And about four lovely young women wanted to play also, but I banned them, I wouldn't let them play. - Way to stand your ground. - Anyway, my last two women are playing the club. - We're speaking a lot. - I see, talked about the party the whole week, sat in the corner, didn't say a word to one woman. - No, he did, yes he did, yes he did. - Not from what I saw. - I think he got curved a few times, but he did attempt to speak to women. But, my logic with Monopoly in the club is this, I'm probably, I probably don't want to be in the club, and if it were not for Rory's birthday, I would not have been in the club. - Mm, same. - And I'm probably not gonna-- - Shut up, shut up. - On a Sunday, I wasn't going out. - And, but you went out with the squad. - I did go out with the squad and they drank and I didn't. - I'm a real fucking eddy birdie. - I had a hat on. - Didn't pass one to me for my birthday. - Well, they, oh, actually, then we went and had a whole convo and like half of them want to fuck you. Like, we met up with a couple more of my girls. I know, but I'm just saying, they had a lot on you. - So yeah, I normally wouldn't have been at this party, number one, number two, I'm probably not gonna speak to any of the women at this place, because I have very high standards, and that was the case. - Yeah. - So I played my-- - You're saying the girls were pretty good, but it's not up to-- - Sorry, but my unlike, I'm way past picky. - I just hated it, I had to make mad small-- - The average person was in heaven. - Really? - Not so much. - Definitely. - Really the average, it was that strong. - Yeah, there was some very good-looking women there. - Why did you run a Sunday, bro? I mean, I felt like-- - Last year, last year, my birthday was on a Sunday, so I did a day party, and everyone seemed to like it last year, so I said, I'll just stick with the same theme. My birthday was actually Monday, but I did it. - I just love the Saturday day party. That's how old I am. - Oh, yeah, that's-- - You have that level, you have the oldness? - Saturday day party, home at 8.30 on a Saturday night, chilling, ordering Chinese food, and you already went out for the day? - Yeah. - I love day parties. - Day parties, you'd be home by nine. - That's the best. - I do respect it. - I really do. - Yeah, but how does that work? What time does the day party start? - Usually between two and four, and then they really get popping around five or six. - So if it starts between two and four, and most of New York wants to be casually late, so you figure-- - I never want to be-- - You're the first or one through 10th person at a day party, like-- - Certainly not. - But somebody has to start it. - I know, who's the first person to start? - Yeah, we do need to find out. - Who are these people-- - I would like to know who the first 20 people were at your day party. - I wasn't even one of the first 20 people. - When'd you get there? - I got there, like, 5.36. - Yeah, you got there about six. - Yeah, I got there like 7.8. - I got there about fucking seven. I know all the girls looking at me like, "Who's this fucking stupid bitch with jail?" "Who's this bitch following Joe around everywhere?" - I was excited, I finally got to see Bay. I didn't get to talk to her, but at least I-- - How'd she look, Marissa? - Pretty, very pretty. She looked very Joe-ish. - Really? - What the-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First of all, no, she didn't look Joe-ish. And number two, what is Joe-ish? - Body legabins. - That's a good reputation to have, Jeff. Her body was-- - I don't know why you fight this. - Well, her body was bananas. - Bananas. - I just don't think that-- - I don't think it's a word to go Instafani. - I don't think her body's like a Benz. - Yeah. - And I have a Benz. - You really don't-- Marissa, tell us about her body. - Bananas do have nice bodies. - Little ways fucking humongous ass, pretty face, nice long hair. - See, I don't think she has humongous ass. - This is Joe. - What do you think she has a big ass? - Very pretty face. She's Miss Ecuador. She does one of them pageants, I don't fucking know. - Do you think this is a big ass, a nice size ass? - Joe's girl, you're-- - No. - We definitely got her earlier in Joe's ass. - No way. - I didn't say she has no ass. - 'Cause a cute ass, that girl's a cute ass. - I didn't say she has no ass. - A portion, a portion one. - That's a nice ass. But especially by white guy standard, that's like a totally nice ass. - Let me see that picture. - Okay. - By Joe Budden's standard. - Just disgusting and fucking it. - But let's be clear that pictures lie. - No, it's Danielle's butt. - Is that a friend of yours? - Yeah, my best friend. - It's my squad. - It's my squad. - I haven't met any girls in your squad. - Okay, well, we're gonna be out all summer as a squad, so-- - It's part of the Michael Cores squad. They also do have Michael Cores watches. - I know a bunch of them. The Cores squad. - The Cores squad. - Hey, hey, we paid full price for those Michael Cores watches. - So we'll use a good phone also. - Oh, we don't care. - Why does she have so many ass photos on her Instagram? - Because she's a nice ass. - All right, well, I'm gonna follow. - Because that's what the squad does. - Yeah, that's what the squad does. A body puts her foul on. And they all turn around and take pictures backwards 'cause their face is a trash. (laughing) - Oh, it's Joey, because my defense here. - No, our face is cute. - Thanks. - Thanks. - Oh, my God. - So, listen, sometimes the B-side's better than the A-side. - Oh, wow. - It happens to you-- - That is true. - You know? - That is true. - Which, by the way, title, doing a B-side JZ concert. Fuck you. - I'm not impressed, by the way. - Yeah, it's still not impressed. - I think that that's a really good idea by the way. - I think it is too. I mean, it's cool, but I would-- - J has plenty of B-sides that people live one of the three years that he never does. - Yeah, I feel like he does all the records I want to hear. - He did, I went to the opening of the Barclays, and he did mad B-side records. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I saw him at the Barclays, and he did all those songs. I saw that already. - But I don't think that's a-- - No, it wasn't typical. - That's not the norm, fam. - No, that opening Barclays one was like, the Brooklyn show. He started with Juicy. He didn't even start with his own record, and then just did mad B-side Brooklyn records. - J is great. - He's a great life. - He's a great life. - J and Beyonce together. Now those pictures from the Met Gala, they just look so fucking prestigious, man. They look like fucking black excellence. I love it, I love it, I love it. But back to the whole Zivorri's birthday party, and no, the segue out of there. What did you have fun? - I had a blast, yeah. My pops was wildin'. He was great. He was dancing in a circle. - I saw a lot of your potential booze. - It was a little messy in there. - Yeah. - I kept it cool though. I used this as white skin all wrong. Like he wants to be black so bad sometimes. Only sometimes, well, you shouldn't. Nobody should want to be black if you have the option to be white. - Everyone should be happy in the skin of your hair. - If I could re-up on white, I'd do it every year. - Yeah, shout out to Louis C.K. I was going somewhere with that, and then I just kind of-- - I was about the girls, the messy girls. - Oh, I wanted to go from the girls there, and how messy it was to what I teased last week about the most awkward places to have sex, because-- - You had sex on my board? - I wouldn't tell you if I didn't. No, I didn't have sex. I smoked in your-- - I was about to say you smoked in the bathroom. - Definitely smoked. And I would have fucked in the bathroom if somebody didn't piss all over the floor in the men's bathroom in there. - Yeah, that shit was so cool. - That was craziness in their room. I fucking, whatever sneakers I had on. But I forgot how I had come up with this list, but once I actually went over the list, I was very surprised at all of the places that were extremely overrated to have sex. Oh, that's how I came up with it. I was telling a story about how I had sex in the shower. - I made a list of all of them. - And I almost killed myself. - Hold up, this is Mottie's list of-- - Places I've had sex. - It's just-- - Wait, you have this list? - This is something-- - We're gonna save this list. - No, we're gonna-- - This deserves its own sex. - Oh, yeah, definitely. - Well, I hadn't, because when we teased the last week, I wanted to make a list of everyone I had sex with, and then try to remember where we've had sex. - We're gonna hold this list for two seconds. - I'm gonna read it, I just wanna read it. - And then I also made a list of the various sexual things I've tried that are also kind of overrated. Well, not all of them, but like-- - If you have-- - If you have ever had sex-- - Number two on types? - No, no, no, we're not discussing this now. We're saving this. - Oh, okay. - And I was intrigued in number three. But if you've ever had-- - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Yes, it was spitting, I don't even notice that. - Oh my god, this guy's spitting my face. - What the fuck is his? (laughing) - All right, let's slow down with Mottie's shit here. - She's been pissed on. - Oh, wow. - No news there. (laughing) I hope she took her Michael Kors watch off when it happens. But yeah, if you're a guy and you've ever had sex in the shower, now, first of all, women will try to get you to do this. They love this shit for some reason. - Shower sex? - Yeah, it's not. - I don't like it. I kept getting the water up my nose and to the anger and then I was like-- - What the fuck? - 'Cause we were like in a shower in like a pretty hotel and it was just going on my nose and I didn't like it. - Yeah, let me tell you, life can come at you so fast during sex in the shower. I don't know what happened with me. I think I picked this chick up. I think the soap was in a really awkward spot on the floor. - Oh, no. - And I think that I slipped on the soap. And normally I would have been able to balance myself pretty fast, but I was carrying someone and we both almost died in the shower. And from that point on, I said, you know what? I will never have sex in the shower unless there is a seat in the shower or something that can help me with my balance. Maybe a handicap shower? - I've been told those real big showers it's like a room in itself-- - Yeah, if you can do jumping jacks in it, it might be six. - You had a seat in your shower and what you call it though, right? - Yeah, and I had plenty of sex here. - Yeah, it was a dope shower. - Yeah, but a regular, just like-- - Standard showers, not a place to have a shower. - And don't you dare try it in like a hotel shower that already has the slippery bathtub. It's like my towel or anything. Like, no, you'll kill yourself in there. So that's how this conversation came up. So the shower is number one on my list. And then I got to thinking about some of the other places that are probably revered as great places to have sex that are not. The Malhi Club is number two on my list. - Never tried it. - I've never tried it either. But I can imagine. - Well, Park's here, six foot six. - Yeah, I can't finish. - I can't finish. - I can't finish in that bathroom anyway, so. - Oh, man. - Fly a little too. - Me and that damn, Brie amount, I mean, well, me and a girl-- - Oh, wow. - Do you want to smell that? - Me and that over. - Yeah. (laughing) - Me and a girl, one time. And she wasn't a small girl either. Like, she was thick. And the bathrooms on the planes are very small. It was very uncomfortable. I mean, I'm surprised she didn't break her neck. And there I was banging her neck all against the fucking little airplane sink, which is already a weird sink. - Yeah. - Yeah, so that wasn't really fun. And I never wanted to do that again. But people always talk about the Malhi Club, like it's the greatest thing in the world. So that's also on the list. A water bed. - Oh yeah, no, very different. - I've done air mattress in the real water bed though. - Yo, you are such a bird. - No, my God. - Why are you having sex and a Michael Kors one? - I don't want a fucking water bed. - I'm not having a water bed. - It's on an air mattress because my boo had moved into his crib in LA and they didn't have mattresses yet. So he just put a fucking air mattress on top of his head. - You didn't have a mattress from his last crib? - No, because they moved from the middle of the country. It was-- - Did he move any of his belongings? - Not his furniture, 'cause they still had a house in the other spot too. And they bought a second house. - Who's they? - It's a, don't worry about it. - It's a squat. - It's a squat. - So now you fucked in your boo's house who lived with other people, one of the air mattress. - Yeah, but they-- - Look how fast that story gets bad. - Yeah, but it's not, it's actually way better, but-- - Did his girl live there too? - No. - Did he have a girl? - No, what? - Well, you said no. All right, well, anyway, a water bed is also a horrible, horrible place for sex. It sounds like a great idea, trust me. Well, y'all probably-- - I was just gonna make water. - I was just about to say. - I was just about to see the water bed since the 90s. - I would love to get one now. - That looks sounds fun. - Nah. - What if I don't even had dope to sleep in? - Nah, they're all fun. - No, I like movement while I sleep though, and so I think that might actually be fun. - Nah. - All right, well, you have money. You and your squat have a lot of money, so let me know how that works out. - Buy a few for the weekend. - Um. - Buy you a water bed. - Where else is bad? Oh, the park. - Oh my God, I did it on the Jungle Gym once. Shit. - What? - What? - Okay. - Is it afterwards? Or what? - Oh, nothing. - Nothing. - I was trying to think of the word tetanus. I couldn't fucking think of it. - I think that answers that. You know, the idea of sex in a park sounds very romantic. Until you get attacked by all of the creatures that live in parks. Mosquitoes, fucking, all types of insects, bugs, fucking. It's really, really, really bad. I think I had, my entire legs were red and bumpy. Like I had Herpy leg or some shit for quite some time after I did that. But the girl had a blast and she didn't get in that one bite. I'll never do that again either. - Yeah, me. - What else was on my list here? - I'm adding the car. - I was adding the car. - The car. - The car. - It's awful. - I'm adding the minivan one. - I was a plus for the car on wood. Knock on wood applause, whatever it is. The car is bad. - Not. Another place I'm talking about. - I got a bruise on my head in the back of a car one time in the back of a minivan. It was in high school. - Now, I guess you can do the car. Like I had sex in the back of my Escalade, but the seats went all the way down so it was more like a flat bed damn near in the back. And we had a blast. It was fun, but it wasn't, you know, sex in the car is fun when it's spontaneous and you're not normally having sex in the car. It should never be your go-to. - Yeah, no. - But if it's a smaller car, like I had to sex in a Saturn before and that experience wasn't too great at all. And this was a thicker bitch. - Sex in the Coop is nothing move. - You know, maybe-- - I spent a lot of my teenage years having sex in the car and I regret all of it. - Probably twice. Once in a Hyundai Elantra, once in a minivan. The Hyundai wasn't too bad. The minivan was trash. - All right, so last year, Rory had a lot of sex in the car. (laughing) All right, that's interesting, you know. You know what I'm saying? At your birthday party, I realized that you are a 25 now. - Yeah. - Oh. - Maybe you have to stop some of my young jokes. - Ah, I stopped pretty young. - I've been fucking for 10 years. - Hala. - Yeah. - Yeah. - 15, so-- - Well, when's the last time you fucked? - Oh. - When I was 24. - Hey. (laughing) - That was great. - Well, birthday was yesterday. So he had sex on Sunday. - He could've? - No, I went home. - Yeah, he definitely had sex on Sunday. Can't fool me. - With all those bays in there, you had to do this. - But Rory's like Marissa, he's just smoother. Like Rory's another one that doesn't want to talk about any of his personal ongoings, going zones. - I talk about passion. I'm not talking about friendship. - Yeah, I mean, I don't want to talk about current shit. - Well, you just have different current shit every week. - I do not. - You really do. - No, I have, I'm consistent. - And me, I'm almost off the market here. - Oh, Lord. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna hang me up almost just about. - Oh. - Yeah. - Ah, you mentioned that, your chance. - Should we get it over on your bed? - I've heard this before. - I've heard this before, I've heard this before. - Really? - Yeah. - Well, it's funny. Well, it's a finjo real quick. - What's your over under? - I won't be offended at all. - I give it to January. - How many, how many you say? - I give it to January. - Seven months? - Wow, you're generous. - Oh, no. - I'm really generous. - We're already at a month. - Yeah. - That's only six more to go. - I give it to January. - A month away from now, we are in May, June. - So you'll have a fun summer together. You guys will enjoy it. - It's November, January. That's eight months. - Something's gonna happen. - Cori has a lot of variables in there that make sense. - What do you say? - Being on tour. - Oh, when it doesn't really count. - No, that doesn't, no. - You can stay in a relationship on tour very easily. - It's actually easier. - Yeah, it's way easier on tour. - Tour can fuck shit up, too, though. - It could, but if it had a wild tour. - Tour, it does not matter what he does. It matters the perception of what he-- - Exactly. - Well, that's true, yeah. - With somebody that has not had that experience. - That's true. - And she's a regular girl, right? - Yeah, girl's always thinking, you're all just fucking with me. - Not used to that shit. - Yeah, she's a regular girl. - Yeah, but you're pretty attentive. I think you'll be fine through tour. - It's hard to be attentive when you're on tour. - Yeah, but not that hard. - No, it's hard. - Well, I love Slaughterhouse and Joe, but I don't think they're bringing out a thousand women that are gonna be waiting by the tour bus. - Well, what is-- - If there's a lot-- - Did you never do it? (laughing) - But someone's, did it to someone two more times. - I'm sure there's a lot of guys that want to cipher outside. - I think a lot of Joe fans are actually really, really beautiful women, so-- - No, they're fans of Joe. - Yeah, but they're gonna-- - Yeah, but if I'm a fan of one person, I'll go see their group situation if I want to see them. - Well, we know you have some tendencies of-- - No, I'm not. - I'm following rappers. - But no, I will go see them. - I'm gonna, well, we'll have a good summer. - You already talked about the Surys house. - We'll have a good summer because summer is good. Summer's good to be a-- - But fall's gonna be shit. - Ooh, duh. - No, but he always continues there. - By the way, you're always gonna hate us. - She sees us next to him. - She's gonna give us 30 seconds. - Yeah, babe, not fucking put you on the wall. And babe definitely listens to the podcast while she's at work in front of her friends. (laughing) - I like when Marissa's train of thought is, I kinda agree with her, you'll have a good summer. - They definitely will, he always does. - Summer always goes directly into fall and winter, so we're already-- - And he extends the contract. - Yeah, you gotta extend the contract. She will have to do something really stupid. - Because if you were going on such a positive note in the summer, there's no reason to just cut it off. - She'll have to do something really stupid. - And then the winter's gonna come and they're gonna get to start aggravating and then they're gonna be in the house all the day stuck and then she's gonna realize that Joe's fucking crazy and Joe's gonna realize that he won the warm-- - Another super gin variable, she's not a bartender. - Well, I told her it was crazy. - She's not a bartender. - Yeah, but telling someone they're crazy and showing them you're crazy are two very separate things. - Oh, that's another one. She doesn't serve red bulls for a living. - Yeah. - She don't tell you bartending holes. - Yeah. - Neither does my squad. - Joe got a non bartender for once. He's trash and all the bartenders. - Yeah, you know what's funny about that? - Like that whole friend that finally gets in a relationship. - Fuck off. - Fuck off. - Yeah. - I get that, that's a part of my perception. - And your reality. - I haven't had that many bartenders. - Right. - That's just, I know, and we named three. - I don't wanna do this again. - Yeah, we don't need to do this again. - We named three. - Joe, you fucked a lot of bartenders. Let's see. - Three is not a lot of bartenders. - No, you just, all right. You had to side note, she's not a bartender for once. - Well, that's because-- - That just tells you. - That tells me that there's a stigma that you guys help to create. That says I help to create. Yes, you are helped to create. - Have you established this year? - Who wasn't fucking those bitches? - I fucked three bartenders. - Whatever, you fucked a ton of bartenders. - I didn't have fuck a ton of bartenders. - Let's agree to disagree. - Yeah, I-- - Let's go into our new segment. - Let's, let's go into our new segment. This is a-- - Wait, what's the new segment? - What is our new segment? - That's called I'll respond to this email later. Just made that up on the top of my brain. - Aren't you dead? - All right, let's respond to them now. - Well, let's let them now. You can email us. - Well, they email us before. So yeah, if you listened last week, we made an email address. I'll name this podcast later at gmail.com where you can ask us for advice, tell us a story, or just tell us how amazing we are at podcasting. So the first email we get is will Marissa fuck with a regular word that me and Parks can't say. - No, she will not fuck with a regular-- - That's the subject. (laughing) - Oh. - Does she only rock with established cats or can a regular nine to five smash and then curve her two? (laughing) - That was the kicker that made me save that one. (laughing) - Fuck you. - Could I curve them? - All right, we'll respond to him, please. - You gotta have a mixtape. - No, because your hot spot's going out the moment I need-- - No, it's still on. But no, I don't typically date regular guys because they're fucking groupies and they're weird. - Groupies? (laughing) - To be around, hold on, hold on. No, look, hold on, everybody hold on. - Oh, they might be over from around. (laughing) - No, because they're like super fans of rap and shit. And sometimes I cannot tell what their motive is if they wanna be around me 'cause they wanna be around me or they wanna be around me because they wanna hang out with fucking rappers and go to concerts and all this dumb bullshit. - What the fuck? - What the fuck is that? - And they don't understand my life or anything that I do. And then we have like nothing to fucking talk about 'cause they'll be like, yeah, so I walk the dog today and I'll be like, oh. - What did you want him to say? - I don't know, I just can't relate. I tried it, it didn't fucking work. He felt, he wanted to be a DJ and I was doing, being successful in my field and he wasn't and he was driving school buses and he felt this whole fucking complex and it just made everything fall to shit. So you tried something one time, you fell madly in love 'cause that's what happened. - Yeah, and I still love it, but it doesn't work. - Then you guys broke up years later. - Yes. - And you're never doing that again. - Yes, I was heartbroken, that was really fucking hard to get over. - Yeah, women are really stupid men. - I wanna be on the record and I know women will get me the fuck out of here for saying that, but women are not all women 'cause I don't believe all of anything is everything. A lot of women just have no sense of anything. - Whatever, I dated a ton of regular people before him too and never the most original. - Marissa, you're regular. - I'm regular. - What are you talking about? - I work in radio. - No you don't. - Okay, what do I do? - You work at a radio station. - AKA, hello. - You're not in radio, you have no fucking control over the songs being fucking played. You don't do anything, I work at a radio station. Do you hear yourself, you sound ridiculous. - Working at some place and working in something and that's the same thing. - Oh, are you shitting okay? - No, no, no. - You work at a radio station. - It's fucking lovely logic. - You work at a radio station and you blog. - Okay. - Why are you not regular? - Because how the fuck is that regular? - Why is it not regular? - Do I work a regular nine to five job and fucking sit in my house every day and I don't know any artist and I can't fucking call this one or that one and now I'm gonna sound like a fucking faggot 'cause I'm the American shit. - But let's be clear, but let's be clear. - Exactly, I don't wanna do that. - But let's be clear. You don't know these artists because of your job. - Why do I know them? - You go out of your way to meet and know these artists. - I did come to my job and then I know them and they've known me already because of the internet and their fucking public system manager have already been on email with me for fucking years trying to get their artists posted. - Well, that's a lie that's a lie that's a lie that's a lie that's a lie. - How? - Because first of all, Flex's fucking blog site is not years old. - Yes, the fuck it is. It was made in 2010. It's fucking five years old now. - All right, but it wasn't popping in 2000. - Yes, the hell it was. It's been popping since it started. - Nah, it wasn't popping since it started. - Yes, it's been popping since it started. - It was, from inception, artists were not hitting their publicist's show. I need to get on that Flex sheet. - Yes, the hell they were because the Flex thing was a big deal because you not only were getting on Unflexing Trust, you were getting on Hot 97 on Flex's show too because he cares so much about the premiere of a record, so it was a big deal to them. - I agree to disagree. - All right, so 2010, right? And then Monte the Body's site launched when? - 2014. - So what we're saying is before 2010, so before 2010, there were no artists that you knew. There were no artists that you communicated with. - Yes, I did know them because I was interning at Hot 97 before that. - All right, so my question is, as an artist that needs to come to Hot 97, what the fuck do I need to give the intern my phone number for? - Because that's how a way you could get in, if you have no other fucking way. And again, that's why I get fucking really skeptical of people. - I have a big issue with, and this is plaguing a fucking America right now. I have a big problem with women who are regular fucking women because of Mottie is regular. - Okay. - Saying that I can't date regular guys because they're regular. - Okay. - Do you think you're a celebrity? - No. - Yes. - Not at all. - Yes. - No, why don't you just say that I can't date regular guys. - Because of my industry is just different and they don't fucking get it, and my hours aren't nine to five, and I don't fucking do to go to regular shit and go to regular bars and fucking hang out. Doesn't interest me, and that's it. - My party was at a regular bar. - Yeah. - And it was mad industry fucking people, and I was going for you. - It was not mad. - Yes, it was. - But I was going for you, Rory, it was your fucking birthday. - Thank you so much, Marissa. - Yes. - I can see something around with that. - No, but now you're making me sit here and argue like, now you're making me sound like a fucking douchebag like I think so highly so. It's no, it's just that I work in a different fucking industry that I can't relate to certain people. - Okay, well, time out. 'Cause by you saying that, it sounds like you don't know that. It's not me that's making you sound like a douchebag. - No. - You saying I can't date-- - You're trying to say that I have a very typical job, and that everything that I do is very typical. - No, I'm trying to say that you're regular. - That's typical, regular typical. Same thing. - No. - He's saying you're not a celebrity. - Yeah, I'm not a fucking celebrity. I never said that I wasn't allowed to be a celebrity to be in a different industry from somebody and not have a different world and a different understanding of shit. There's guys that are very insecure. They can't fucking handle that a bitch is around rappers and all this other shit all the time, and they don't fucking get it, and they don't understand why if you're in a studio late, if you're trying to do an interview, trying to do whatever the fuck. Like, they don't get it. They don't get it, and I don't have time for people that don't, that are jealous or fucking weird or have a complex about what those successes are. - Well, I'm a regular guy. - She is like a clip. And I'm offended that regular guys are now jealous. We don't know what's going on. - I'm not saying that. - On top of that. - You have to be so fucking, I'm not saying every single guy, but the ones that I've met have been, they're fucking weird and psycho about certain shit, and it's just really hard to fucking do with it. - Okay, so let me ask you something. Some of these are non-regular men that you have met have not had these same traits. - No, they're not psycho or jealous because they get it 'cause they're in it too. - Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. - I have not met a psycho or jealous industry guy. I haven't. And now you're generalized. - But you've only been in long relationships with regularly. - No, I'm not generalizing. I know a bunch of fucking industry people that are psycho and jealous and behave that way. - And I know a bunch that aren't. So there's different, all different types. - So you've got it. - There's a lot of regular guys that can handle it. - Hi, John. - Well, not John Hunter from the email. (laughing) - Sorry, John. - We just gotta stop saying that. I won't date a regular fucking guy because of regular guys. - Kate first, Joe. - Thank you. - Thank you. - They just need it and psycho and they don't understand. - They don't. - But get them to lie and be like, I could see a fucking J-Lo or somebody said this shit. And then I wouldn't get that 'cause J-Lo dates nothing but regular fucking guys. - Mm-hmm. - Yes. - Yeah. - Okay. - So I'm gonna get J-Lo. - So, Mark Antony's regular, that's so regular. Did he's regular? Oh my God, so regular. Ben Affleck is regular, so regular. - Would you like me to now pull up the tons of regular guys that she's dated? - Casper smart, her backup dancer that was on tour with her anyway. Or the other guy that was also her backup dancer, so. - Wait, so they're not regular guys? - Backup dancers are regular. - I'm just saying, they're on the road with her. That's how that ended up happening. - I think that you confusing what people do with who they are. - But no, I don't do with who they are. What they do is what they're around. - Because you keep saying that you're not a regular person. - Mm-hmm. - And then you have said that. - Just saying I work in an industry that's different. - But who you are, it's like me, right? What I do, I perform, I make music, I record. - Mm-hmm. - Sometimes. - Yeah, when I feel like it. I'm gonna record today. Oh, and people, and sidebar fans will be pleased to know that I did call Parksie yesterday to try to wrap one some other shit and put it out, but he said no. - Why did Parks? Oh, they're gonna come for you. - You did? - At Parks Music. - At Parks Music. - I gave him the options that we had available at the time. There was no studio. - He said we can't do it Monday. We can do it Tuesday and Tuesday. - No, I'll say it. Here, we can go do it at my house, in my home studio. Or we can do it in the studio today, so. - And I'll try to defend yourself. - I mean. - It's more fun if they just attack. - All right, get your flutter house out. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, we're not segmenting off for this. - Well, can we still have mad emails? - I was researching. - No, no, we'll get to the emails. - I was researching your Wikipedia pages yesterday 'cause I was doing some questions for this trivia app. And I had to do a slaughterhouse questions. - Listen, in closing, what I do wouldn't be deemed regular. - Right. - Who I am is. - Regular, and that's how I am too. - What's regular? - I go to church, I do a lot of domestic shit. I play board games, I go bowling, I go eat. Like there's nothing about- - AKA regular Joe. - There's nothing about my lifestyle. And I guess that's my point with you. Because you work at a fucking radio station and because you know a few rappers. Like I got a million rappers and fucking bitches of phone numbers in my phone. They're not people that I wish to communicate with on a daily basis. Now, if you like to communicate with these people, then that says less about what you do and more about who you are. - Okay, I could see that way where you're saying. Yeah, and I do like to communicate with them and I hang out with them a lot and it ends up that a lot of my friends are, my close friends are all also industry people just because that's who I'm around a lot. - I have a question for you actually though. With all these industry people that you've dated, have you ever been successful with your relationships with them? - I mean, I'm single now, so here we are, hmm? - So- - No, no, no, no, no. Even that's misleading. Whenever you've been an item with one of these people. - I didn't say I've been an item, but you've dated. - So you have never been an item with one of these people? - Not exclusive. - So even now, right? Two weeks ago, you come in here and you trash this nigga, right? - Mm-hmm. - Oh, let's not bring that up. And today, he's Bay, so me and Rory get confused about that and we say, wait, is Bay the nigga that you just trashed two weeks ago? - Mm-hmm. - And you said, yeah, but he makes decent money and he'll be able to take care of me. - No, oh, see, no. - Did she not say that? - I'm not saying that's why I'm fucking dating him though. - And then you said he's nice. - He is really sweet. - And then I said, so him being nice is secondary. - Wait, and also, if I remember correctly, you said he was being super thirsty, super jealous that you weren't-- - She trashed his nigga. - And he's the industry guy. - Ah! - She trashed-- - Not industry. - He's not regular. - He's not regular. - Okay, he's not. - She trashed this nigga two weeks ago. - For all the qualities that she just trashed regular guys for having. - Wait, but then she had the epiphany when she went on his Instagram and saw what he did for a living, and now two weeks later, he's Bay. And this is my problem with women. You know, let me get off it 'cause we were home. - See him, I just made myself home. - We can do it. - We can go on this way, all right. We're a good person to email. My mind is a piece of shit and regular guys, you should not date her or want to date anyone as like-minded as her. - I'm not a really nice woman, so. - All right, this segment's gonna be great 'cause Rory has to read out loud, and he's not a good reader. - You should read out loud in a British accent. - You should always talk to a third person too. - Okay. - Need advice for a threesome? - Do it. - I need some advice. I have a potential threesome on my hands with a beautiful girl and her equally as good-looking friend. - Don't be fooled by the looks. - But I'm pretty sure the girl that wants to have the threesome has a boyfriend already. We've been in the talks of hooking up for quite some time now, and I've never brought it up. Or I'm sure, I have awful eyes too, I'm sorry. If I should bring up the fact that I know. In one hand, my intelligence feels insulted, and I want to call her out. The other hand, I want to play dumb so I can try and pull this threesome off. What do you guys think I should do? I would love to hear your advice. - P.S., if it's any correlation, I'm 19 years old and the two ladies are both 18. So I have no idea how to properly deal with this. - Next time, we'll just have Floyd Mayweather read this shit. (laughing) - I actually thought it was pretty good. - You're 19, they're 18. If you don't know the boyfriend, go ahead and do it. Why not? If she wants to do it and you think they're both beautiful. - Bring some alcohol into the situation, have some fun, go on here. - Unless they're messy. If they're messy, I wouldn't do that and if the boyfriend can beat you up. - Oh, very good tip advice, very good tip of advice. - But if you're not worried about the boyfriend or feeling threatened by him and if they're not messy, go ahead and have a blast. - And don't bring it up to her. I know you, I think he asked that, right? Should I bring up that I know she has a man? Don't bring that shit up. Just fucking be a genius. - You're never supposed to bring-- - Don't acknowledge the social media. - Then you sound like a simp that's accepted this is gonna be worse. - Yeah, you only live once until you resurrect it. So go ahead and do it. - What? - I don't know about it. - People call it okay. - Yeah. - Wait, y'all don't believe in resurrection? - All right, anyway, let's not get in all whole ways. - It's a simple question. Do you believe in resurrection? - Yeah, I don't really put much thought into it. I don't know, sure. - My explanation is probably too long for that. - Okay, let's just look at the relationship. - Yes, sort of, sort of. - I don't know. - So what's wrong with me saying you only live once until you resurrect it? - It's amazing, it's a perfect, let's go to the next email. But it compares himself to Jesus Christ headline. - God, grab the fucking mental midgets, go ahead, what's the next one? - All right, my guy Tony Clifton is, this guy is, I have no idea what's going on here. - Did I read this one? - Was it that bad? - Wait, no, because I don't, if you pick that up, the back is gonna drop. - There's this girl I work with somewhat. After a little conversation, I told her I wanted to get to know her and asked her for her number. She gave it to me when I texted her a few days later, I got no response. I texted a few days after that, still no response. We saw each other after work, but it was awkward because we both knew exactly what happened. Eventually it comes out that she's involved with another guy who works with her more closely. She could've told me that she was kind of involved with someone or at least leaving me out there like that. I would've understood, but she left me out there and it hit me hard. - We do that all the time, oh. - So for a while, we avoid each other and weren't speaking. I would catch her looking at me and then look away or we make eye contact and we both look away. Things like that. I ended up kind of saying that we won't talk about the elephant in the room and she obliged. So now we exchange greetings, et cetera. Sorry for the first time of months last week. She was clearly happy to see me. I kind of gave her no reaction. What I'm hearing now is that she's having issues with her boyfriend, like starting to second guess the relationship. I can believe that she's showing these signs because she's overcompensating with bragging about how long they've been together. I really like her for some reason, but it's a tough spot for me to be in. Any advice? - First of all, what the fuck are you? - I didn't know a lot about you now. - There's too many of them out here, man. - There's a couple of things I want to cover here. I work with this girl somewhat. We have little conversation. She doesn't reply to the text. - She doesn't want to be. - Where is she obligated to tell me? She has a boyfriend after you have little conversation and she doesn't respond to you. - Yeah, that's not a good sign, bro. - And she just didn't want to be rude when you ask for the number. That's what we do there. - What's the guy's name again, Tim? - Tony. - Tony Clifton? - Yeah, Tony. - It's a R&B singer that didn't make it. - Tony Clifton, move on, bro. Fuck that bitch. And her boyfriend. - FDB. - Was that it? We're done? - Yeah, there's some other ones just about dope we are, but those are the three best ones. We'll keep it to three. For the people I didn't read, we'll get to them. - All right, I don't want to make this segment super. - All right, let's go to it. It might be over. It might be over for fucking Tony Clifton. Behind you. Tony Clifton, you got to pack it up, bro. Pack it up. Just keep it rolling. It might be over for, I'm going to go with the Houston Rockets. - I was going to say that shit. - Houston Rockets, baby. And listen, while I play, I'm showing them, keeping all my, it might be over for sports related, so Marty can have to Google to see what I'm talking about. Houston, Houston. Houston, y'all have a problem. Chris Paul didn't play. The Clippers best player was out with the hamstring injury. You guys were on your home court. - Led both of the game. - Yeah, you know what I think happened? I think they came out and they was whipping their ass up in that first quarter. And I think they kind of let their foot off the break, thinking this will be a easy game. Y'all had the Clippers who have no bench at all. Y'all had JJ Redick scored over 20, Matt Barnes have close to fucking 20. - I can hate Matt Barnes. - Like Jamal Crawford had a bunch of turnovers. Still they kicked y'all fucking ass, man. Y'all had Austin Rivers bake you. Like let's really think about this. Y'all let Austin Rivers cook y'all the shreds, man. That was a game that y'all needed. If y'all were expecting people to really take you seriously, I got the Clippers getting you guys out. Maybe y'all will win a game. 'Cause now they stole one in your home court. Chris Paul don't have to play next game either. Shit. And if they win that game, y'all might not see Chris Paul this whole series. I got the Clippers in five, Clippers in five, Houston. Sorry, but I didn't believe you guys in the first place. And you certainly didn't do anything last night to make me to prove otherwise. So, yeah. - That's what's in on that team. That's crazy. - My, is it over for? - It might be over for. - The San Antonio Spurs. If Tim Duncan in the engine, no lead. - Oh, knock it off, knock it off. - The entire, is that the end of, well, it's clearly the end of that era? - Tim Duncan in the first time, you know, least number of times. - They said, I remember somewhere that, they said they probably would be back. - Yeah, they only played fucking 15 in this game last year, shit. - Well, if they do retire, it's gonna be a long rebuilding time for the San Antonio Spurs. - Yeah, when that does happen, it's gonna be a, yeah, but then I retire, yeah. - Well, they talked it today. So, I was bringing it up here. - They talk it every year for the past fucking three years. - Well, okay, Mottie. - I don't have one. - Well, you should probably figure it out. Since we've been in a group text talking about all the different things we're gonna talk about, and it might be over for us, just something we've been doing for the majority of the existence of this podcast. - Yeah. - Oh, we hurt Mottie's feelings today. That's what it is. That's what it is. - What's a good podcast, though? - Yeah, no, no, I can tell. Today kind of got to Mottie the Mottie. - No, it didn't. - No, it didn't. - That's a very sour subject to regular drivers. - I know Mottie, I know Mottie. 'Cause you know what it is, people are faced with reality. Mottie said exactly how she felt, and it wasn't until she heard the responses that she think, "Okay, I sound like a douche." - Yeah, that's exactly what happened. - Yeah. - But like, you know what I mean? Well, with these guys. So, it's not like I'm-- - No, your intentions really be in the wrong places. - No, they don't. - It might be. - They do. - No, you know I genuinely fall for these guys, and then it just ends up shitty and-- - No, I've told you plenty of times that you should probably try to do things a different way. - Yeah, well, I'm trying doing differently now with this one. No, with this nooboo, very different. It's, it's-- - Well, when I say different, when I say you should probably do things differently, I mean, like choose different people. - Well, he's different. I've never dated this type of guy. - We just did. It might be over for Pinky three weeks ago, and Pinky comments on his pictures. - Yep. - I don't want to talk to anybody who has Pinky commenting on their pictures. - I don't know, he probably doesn't comment on hers, maybe. - Did you check? - No, I didn't check. 'Cause I didn't want to go look at her fucking that photo. - As the world turns. - I'll investigate that this week and come back with a report. - My name's a great girl. She just needs some help and some guidance and love. - I think-- - This needs magic. - Parks, do you have any idea over? - Yes, you still wanted to-- - I knew somebody would try to do it, that's why I tried to do it for me. - I mean, I agree, like the Rockets win, they need to work on their two fans and shit for the next two. (laughing) - Hey, Joey, what time are we at here? - Time to-- - I noticed somebody listening to tape when I do that. - Work about an hour or I'm sorry, like, 67 minutes? - Oh, look at us with so much to say today. - All right, that was-- - And it's so loud. - That was awesome, that was awesome. - Oh my God, I love that song. And I love that he says out here like a possum, like that is so fucking stupid, that is the greatest line ever. - I hate all the songs in hip hop right now. - I love all the songs in hip hop right now, especially like Fetty Wop songs, very into that range. - I really like Fetty Wop songs. - Super, the My Way and then Drake did the remix, My Way. - Have we already yet? - Yeah, the low quality rip released online today. - Oh, yeah, I can't do that. - Yeah, but it's good, and then he has this other song called Back It Up that they put out on Friday and I have played it a thousand billion times. - Fetty's got about three or four out there. - I really do love, I love what he's doing. I love that he's from Patterson. I love that he has one eye. I do. - It does make him very different. - He does, he actually has talent too. - And he's not like wok. - Like, and he has like a lot of stuff in the stash that's good, not stash, but the SoundCloud. Like, I think he's really gonna be some, not a one hit wonder. I'm excited about it. - Well, no, I think he passed that one. - Yeah, and I'm excited that Drake is hopping on in that record, I think that just makes it even bigger and he's doing Fallon tonight, which is pretty cool. - Yeah, that's crazy. - Yeah, so he's really, he did the MTV awards. Like, that's fucking good. - Yeah, 300 is doing a good job over there. - They are. Well, some of them. - He's on 300? - He's on 300. - He's actually the only one because Young, the kind of bombed with that fucking barter six. He did 16,000 for us a week and fell off the charts. - That's crazy. - And he only debuted at number 26. And I know you're gonna say it's just a mixtape, but look at what Drake did with his mixtape. - That's Drake. - Yeah, well still. - Was it just a mixtape? - Yeah, he called it a mixtape. - It's a weird thing, like, I looked at it, it's like, I hope this doesn't continue. - This is a trend. - Why don't you talk? - And then-- - If it doesn't do good, or it doesn't go to the mixtape. - Yeah, and then they also have Migos, and Offset just got another charge while he's still in jail, so he's gonna be stuck for a minute, probably, and their tour is gonna be like infinitely delayed, and whatever, so. And definitely-- - Migos is on 300. - Mm-hmm. - They were like the first, I went through them. - Yeah, they were the first. - Who else is over there? - No, they do, they do like a lot of rock. - I thought there was someone else over there that I'm aware of, but I can't do it. - As far as rap, those are the three I know. - They have some other kid from Seattle, that ain't bad, I forgot his name. - I think it's really good. - We got a little roused over there. - Yeah, well. - Shout-out, Leor, Todd, Kevin. - 300. (laughing) - More industry names, ready, what up? - Who distributes for 300? - Atlantic. - Warner Brothers. - Boy, yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, I can go into-- - All right, when I wasn't a regular guy, and I worked in the music industry, I worked in the same office, that's 300. - All right, go 300, shout-out to them. Shout-out to Fettie, shout-out to Jersey. And that's that, man. You know, let me just say, in closing, the Warriors are gonna cook, cook Memphis, and whoever wins this Clippers Rocket Series, they're for real. Every month we'll get them a chip. - My money's on the client, the Spurs beating them, so. - Yeah, I had the winner of the Spurs, I had the Spurs or the Warriors getting to the big dance, since the Spurs. - I had the Spurs beating Golden State. - Actually, I've gone with Warriors, 'cause that's what Team Steph Curry's on, right? - Yeah. - I'm going with the Warriors. - Cleveland without Kevin Love can't beat all. - I'll always go for Cleveland anything. - They can't beat the Warriors. - Go Cleveland. - Chicago can't beat the Warriors either. - I'm curious to see what happens to the East, though. - That would be my favorite match up, though. I'd rather see Chicago, Golden State than-- - And I told you, Brooklyn wasn't gonna get rolled over by Atlanta. - Oh, I don't know what I'm leaving, Brooklyn's whack. - I didn't say they would-- - Atlanta, they weren't gonna sweep them. - Atlanta was fucking sweet walking. - When you get another team back in Jersey, it's kind of-- - And when they started playing for real, they won by 40 in the closeout game, so I mean-- - Again, I wasn't saying that Brooklyn was gonna win, I just said they were gonna get some games out of that. Atlanta wasn't that good. - Is anyone else upset that Jersey doesn't have any more teams? Is it the fucking Devils? No one cares? - No, I'm a Nick fan. - No, we need Jersey, like literal Jersey teams. - No, I'm a New York fan, I'm a Yankee fan. - I know, but we don't even have any games. - Let's go Rangers! That next game is a big one we needed. - Not hockey. - We'll go Devils, what the fuck? How can you be a traitor to your state? - I lived in New York when I started rooting for sports. - Whatever. - And my father lived in New York his whole life. - Whatever, Jersey, son, old day, everyday, God and state, Grace, what's up? - Did you think God and state, Grace? - I used to say that. - Yeah, we're gonna get out of here, right? - Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Unless Maddie has a 16. - See you guys next week. - She does. - Garden state, Grace, that's a sad part. - Great, Garden state, Grace. Like we're all great. - What does that even mean? - That we're great from the Garden state. - Oh my God, everybody's not even crazy in the Garden state. - We are, this is a table of Garden state. - Green Garden state. - Goodbye everyone. - Don't even date regular guys, now everybody's great. (laughing) [BLANK_AUDIO]