The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 9
Episode 9 - Joe, Marisa, and Rory get into some popular news and discuss the recent Rihanna allegations, Drake & Madonna, the difference between "dating & seeing", as well as the return of the segment "Is It Over For.." SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
All right, ladies and gentlemen Joe Biden Marissa go ahead The killers and the hundred dollar billers So brett you can soon we got no feelings All right, Mike check one two one two one two look at Joey and we are here episode 9 No, it's 9. Oh, we're 9. We don't know something like that 9 or 10 I'll name this podcast later with my Unwonderful Cole I don't even want to call you a coz. Thank you. That was really uh Mottie the body. Oh Don't know We have a good backstory on my own why your name is my body the body told that in like episodes Let me tell the people to the new listener that may be listening Mottie the body is called Mottie the body because why are you called Mottie the body and mall just randomly started Call me that when I used to live with you guys in 2011 oh Because of your lack of body It's really like a sarcastic thing, right? But she doesn't treat it that way like she ever she does like what she just did like and like I know well I mean, I'm not gonna be like don't call me that so I'm just gonna I'm gonna own it all right so I need to think of a new name like to piss you off and We have Rory is here for the Asian demographic Some some strange reason Rory's here. It doesn't add anything fun. I really don't he's just I'm happy when he's here though Just somebody who knows music Well, first of all, I tried to hang out with Marissa on Saturday. Oh, I can easily gave me the runaround I did curve. Yeah. Oh wait. Well, let's get it. Why did I want to hang out with Joey instead? Well, I do And it wasn't really hang out with you you left really early, but I know I was really tired But I did want to ask everybody other weekend was I guess we can start with you Marissa in case some whole shit happened. No, I was I went to church I was reflecting I planned my goals for the week You went to church Sunday. Yeah, what church you go to? Live in Baptist Church in Neptune, New Jersey Okay, so that's quite the trip. Yeah, it's My best friends parents own that church. So just had to drop some white people stunt Actually, they're black. Well, you're white. Okay. Well, I went because my best friend's parents own Neptune Color blue. Yeah, fuck out of your eyes. Are you with a church? Yeah, I went to church It was really it. I don't really do much this weekend. I just did some spend some alone time went on a hike What do you like reflecting? I don't know. Yeah, what are you trying to find yourself? Well every few weeks I just kind of like to get my goals back in line and make sure that I'm on the right path and I'm doing everything right for work and Yeah, do you know how destructive someone's life has to be for them to need to realign their goals every few weeks? Well, they're like all short-term They're all short-term goals Stuff from my site every month that like projections from my site goals for the site numbers sites stats numbers those kind of things How many editorials I wanted to write a week shit like that? Well, are your goals back in line? Yeah, I'm doing I'm in a very good space right now actually All right, how's your solos has celibacy going pretty great two months in counting? All right Congrats. Thank you. Go. You're pretty good about it Two moms. Yeah. Hey, we got to start somewhere, huh? I feel like you were more fun Well, it's more fun to crack on you and get you in trouble when you weren't celibate I know I like that I can't get in trouble. Well, you can get in trouble Yeah, if I attempt to get in trouble I snatch your phone like this. Oh, it's locked. Yep. It's locked and cracked Fix your phone anyway, I'm gonna Roy Hello, how was your weekend? I had a lovely weekend Friday. We went to Long Island to Forming there was it? Oh, I went. Oh, yeah. I wasn't posting anywhere Yeah, we went to we went to farming bill. Yeah, farming bill and no, that's my weekend Well, I was there. Yeah, you were there farming day was fun. Then we went to a diner We all decided that you steal everyone's bitch Which is totally not true, by the way. They had some pretty strong points. No, they didn't they were just showing out in front of Bay Yes Unlike you two who are fucking Wait, let me just tell it to people something so listen so more every time we do a podcast and We talk about Marissa's love life. She gets in trouble. I do not it happened one and a half times It happened at least three times. It happened one and we've only talked about two people Okay, no, we've talked about way more people, but The one and it wasn't even in trouble. Someone just no no And then the other one was just like you know what I can't be a part of this and then he was back the next week So it was nothing. No, it's trouble. No, so you get in trouble every time we talk about your they feel some type of way every time Okay, that's called trouble. You have to care about how on the other person is feeling if it affects your life I didn't it did affect your life. I did call you like called me Me in a panic you sent me screenshots. You said Rory a screenshot Cried I did not cry it didn't cry. I did not cry at this. So I mean so so so Marissa is pretty pretty afraid to speak on Anyone else. No, I'm not that is in her life because of the tension There's such a fucking exaggerator. It is caught It that's what happened. It's okay. Yeah, but I first of all didn't cry at all and second of all I'm not scared to talk about anything or anyone I think you are a little bit. I actually a lot of it. Okay, I think so and Rory on his fucking first appearance That was your first appearance, right? Yeah, two podcasts ago his first appearance When he was talking about his weekend or Marissa really some dry stitch tonum is what happened. You did You started you said I skipped into the club, but that's after Marissa had already opened the door to talk about Rory bringing a girl with him in the club now apparently Rory was not supposed to be in the club with a girl that night because he had curved Someone else or lied to them and said he was going to a funeral or some shit. This is all your opinion That's my podcast you've already told some girl he was going to a funeral and then he was in the club midnight and Friday yes Some young thug died and they had a really late funeral game-binger and Everyone that guy lied to me and said his friend got shot In college this kid faked his own death to get away from this chick That was living next door to me in the dorms like the whole college was crying for a whole weekend They were doing a ceremony because he got murdered in Atlantic City Monday morning shows up to class swag That might have been the dopest curve. I've ever witnessed in my entire life Yeah, mine was pretty bad though I mean not that was pretty epic, but when I got home. I was so pissed and then Joey tweeted him I was like because he's like a singer dude. He was like Oh, no, no, no, that's exactly Oops my mistake anyway, that was like five years ago and then you Turned to clean it up for her fucking booze. Yo, you really Everything that gets set on this I'm not sure about my booze. I don't need my name connected to that What do you need your name connect not well you seem desperately trying to get your name attached to it No, I was just recanting a funny moment. I know one had to say names. Oh, I'm sorry I'm thinking of in front of the fish spot. I'm confusing two different people Well, I was gonna say names just because I love to make things awkward. Yeah You did it what that was that's ex-bay It wasn't even a pay. I was just oh my god. All right. So anyway, I'm off of you interrupted fucking Rory's funeral story Rory's friend died. He told some girl who's going in a funeral Rory then was in the club with the girl with the stripper outfit Rory came to the podcast Marissa snitch cuz she's not a real-ass niggas. He used to open the door I don't even mention Rory being there. You said it Yeah, I said where he was there and then he walked in with a girl It was no no no we could play down the minute We can play it back cuz I said Rory was there and then you said oh, yeah, Roy was there with the girl Yeah, you did that I listened to it multiple times and you did that you snitched so then I continued to snitch Okay, but then I said allegedly told wasn't really snitch But anyway, so so Rory is really afraid for his life right now. Terrific because but see this is what I don't understand Mighty the body. Mm-hmm. Are you single? I'm very single Rory McNaughty I feel like if Rory was a totally rhyme though, but it kind of does. I kind of like it Don't question my rhyming. Okay. Sorry rapper Rory McNaughty. Mm-hmm. Are you single? I have no idea at this point I Didn't know anymore That's fun, I'm in a good mood my taxes hit today, so there's nothing you can say they can really ruin my day. Oh good Oh, you got money back. Yeah At least 20 racks You about to oh 20. No, I need 20 from I'm gonna like four or five. You can't tell your taxes came back in into your bro Anyway, it could it could have been well, I'm actually winning on a thousand nine and my definitely was not $15 But so how do people get in this situation where they don't where they're unsure of their relationship status? If I had the answer to that question, I wouldn't be in this predicament Well, I'm trying to figure out how you got in the predicament I'm not quite sure either She got this nigga scared to Good, I'm a total bitch. What the fuck I'm sure you know Be a man. No, I just want to be a bitch and and piece and guess I'm perfect So we can't even talk to Rory about his situation ship. No, I Can talk about that my demise and how I think I've reached this sport from 14 years old is it with the same girl from the club that night? No That's the one that I lied to that you fucked I Did Right now Bright beat red it's hot in here. That's got no it's freezing. I'm cold That's got to be one of the only bad things about being white because you definitely know when you Fucking face times right well anyway, so since these two are Bitch's niggas My weekend was amazing. I went I went to farming Dale for a gig went in there Tadbit hood, but that was good to see a lot of love in there a lot of fans a lot of support A lot of a lot of attractive women that none of the people that I came with bother to speak to at all I don't really understand the people that I have a bunch of beautiful women in that place. Yes When I say a bunch, I mean I saw more than five Okay I come to an invite in me. I wasn't doing anything You were at church in Neptune I was in church on Sunday What is the day that you came on hang out with me Saturday day like during the day? Oh, okay, so yeah, a lot of beautiful women in there that none of my friends bother to speak to I don't know that to my friend I don't like I don't understand these guys Hang on. I don't get it was Johnny there and and Ry guy um Johnny was there Ryan was not Johnny was speaking a girl because Johnny is gunplay. So he shooted everything. Yeah He's and he's like very personable. Good job. Yeah. Yeah. He is so he was you but other than that my friends are really weak so we did that Bay was there shout out to bay Bay was there see I see unlike YouTube Bombs mm-hmm. I have new problem discussing Bay's I don't either. I just have nothing to talk about knowing that potential bays could be listening And I don't know why women listen to this podcast. Well, no, I've let me rephrase that. I don't know why the women that I Speak to you. They probably hang on your every word if they shouldn't they should they should get something better to do They don't they know me in real life Like text me or call me if you want to fucking hear me talk That's the problem. Yeah, but it can call me and say who's Bay and then I would answer Mm-hmm. And anyway to let the listeners know Bay is a term that Amongst my friends is used very loosely Extremely it's almost it's almost it didn't look too loose in the dider though. You seem pretty cozy. Oh Snitchin mmm. Look at where you know looking red fucking red man Red man's got some things to say Well, I was cozy because I've been in diners for over 20 years. I'm very comfortable inside of diners Look, I got this guy So we were in the diner and I was comfortable ordering my food and we had like 20 people and Bay was there and in Saturday. What happened? What happened Saturday? I came over you guys were watching golf. That was really great All the masters. Yeah, and then we went what the fuck and then we went to get some hats. Oh Went to cap city. So all right. So all of us had a really uneventful weekend. Yeah, basically Where did you do Saturday night? I didn't do anything. Well, did you do Sunday night? I I work. I was asleep Sunday night. Were you sleep Saturday night? Yes, I was people sleep every night at home Yes Alone yes He's probably lying. Maybe my phone is broke Why another text that I got I don't know if I remember Rory saying I'm home in bed alone sleep. Oh wait Saturday. You like went to the situation Yeah, I was in these streets during the day. Oh, so you were in the streets and didn't speak to any women Nope none at all and didn't meet anyone new. Nope and sleep with them. Nope and Without a condom Well, I don't use those in general, but not that night Alright, so you guys are no fun to speak to so what's going on? So what are we talking about now? Everyone is all in the fall And everyone has their panties in a bunch this morning Because Rihanna did some coke. Yeah, but then she posted another video. Oh, no, please. Please. She did she posted on Instagram And she took clarify that it was fucking weed Well worth to try to clarify it was weed Did you see the first video? I did I really couldn't call it I did I saw the nose and I saw the white thing a pop star Doing coke isn't really news. Yeah, it's really not shocking either way But I would like to think in my or hope rather in my heart of hearts that it was just so you guys did see a video We did see some white substance. I didn't see the white substance I saw the straw the white straw and okay when I first saw it I thought she was taken tobacco out of a cigarette to put into a blunt That's what I originally thought for the record. I know nothing about doing cocaine or how it goes Well, no, okay. Have you ever smoked weed? No, I guess What are you just lying about? Yeah, I smoked weed of course. All right, did you ever use a straw to smoke it? No, I just smoked out of a blunt, but she wasn't smoking it at that point. I look like she was preparing it Did you ever do anything with a straw regarding weed? Um those cigarillos come with a straw But they're not white, so no, no anyway, I'm with Rory on this So In the event that she was fucking getting high out of her fucking brain on coke like so what I don't think I don't really think this is shocking or surprising. I don't think anyone should be surprised by this now In the event that she was doing it because this is a allegedly of course She's probably a big enough super mega star to probably not want to broadcast it Because kids look up to her right. I will say that. It's also illegal. There's that. Oh, well, no It is illegal yeah, but so was marijuana and Much different legal scale there Getting caught with coke and getting cold marijuana. You're not gonna get the same result Because they're different charges Yeah, because they're different levels of you you could get a ticket for weed. It's okay to broadcast that you smoke weed But I guess I guess that you carry your self right now How's he not he said and it's illegal, so then I named something else. That's illegal and he's saying that's okay I mean that's exactly the thing the degree of it. Jay Walking is illegal Murder is illegal two different scales of illegal things here So are you saying that it's okay to do one thing illegal and not okay to do something else that's no I'm saying it would not behoove her to broadcast that she does a drug of that Caliber is what I'm suggesting Well, you said because it's illegal at a much higher rate than marijuana. Give this shit Anyone is not even really legal Marijuana marijuana is illegal. It's legal in some states. I love young people Yeah, what the fuck are they talking about? Oh look you just It may I'm confused at what you're confused about You Joey just wants to be right and prove the point that he's just saying everything these are both illegal acts No, and Rory's just making the point We're agreeing with you that yes, they're both illegal, but it is not illegal to Smoke weed in some places a and B. It's not an offense that's going to when I said when I said I don't think this conversation At that juncture was me saying because she's a huge fucking megapop star It's probably not the brightest idea for her to broadcast this because she has millions of kids that look up to her right Rory Interjected and said it's also illegal to me that I took that as She shouldn't broadcast it because it's illegal Then he goes on to say oh But who cares if she smokes weed and broadcast that because it's a different level of legal Are y'all not seeing my point? So if his argument is it's illegal then that shouldn't change it should be it's illegal Well, maybe I think you were trying to say it in a way that Weed is illegal it is I get to you guys. It's trendy and it's cool You can go to jail for weed in most instances You will not get a ticket if you are out in the streets smoking a blunt that is not true in New York City And I challenge either one of you to go and try it Will not get a ticket. I promise you they are different charges, so they carry different. Uh, they carry different consequences. Of course, but Illegal is illegal. Okay, that's what I'm saying. So now what are you two young people not getting about what I'm saying? I didn't say no one got it They are illegal so now that we have established that Who cares? Yeah, this is so and ladies and gentlemen, this is a job a Joe debate that goes on quite often What's a Joe debate that what weed and coal? No, just don't make you try to make me out there No, just the way that you debate where I see where Rory's point was kind of not exactly what you were saying But then you just wanted to be right with the whole I get it. No time out time out time. I have a problem with that too I don't want to be right if Rory is right then great. He's right Who cares? Okay It is illegal though sure That was my point so so how do I want to be right for saying that weed and coke because I don't think Rory was verbalizing I'm gonna say then say that then don't say I'm a Joe wants to be right Say Rory articulated it's like cocaine is much more of a negative connotation and being illegal You'll do it's just it's just More consequences to cocaine Fuck off Corey Rory and Rory are you fucking chiming in like hello? I'm so how am I fighting your battle now? It has only has bowed out of this conversation. I just wait what Corey This is big in a hole basically you want to say that it's more socially acceptable I get it but saying that would whatever you were saying you went down a wrong road I've debated with Joe enough to know when to just shut up and just let him think he's right. Yeah That's my best apartment. I'm having a hard time You know our young people that like clothes-minded So y'all would rather say Let's let Joe think he's right. I mean it's not saying I Articulated my point wrong and that's not what I meant Because I just recap Exactly what was said and still we end that Joe wants to be right. Yeah Are you in skills will make someone question their own first name at times? So I don't even want to continue this conversation. I don't So so it makes it up so anyway, but yeah, you guys feel better just believing that I want to be right about everything All right, so we'll roll with that whatever works for you fucking guys. All right Joe wants to be right. I'm right Just shut up everyone So then I was going somewhere. Oh, this is what I thought was pretty interesting With this whole alleged coke thing Now everyone is a connoisseur on Twitter Every one is a coke connoisseur. Of course, and it's really okay to do coke now. I See a million people saying oh Just a little coke yeah Why not? Oh But when I'm the coke it Oh It's just interesting to me how when people when it's someone that people will cape for Everything is okay. Yeah, we like Rihanna better than you. I think that's what it is Well, I like Rihanna better than me. I like Rihanna better than you too. I like Rihanna better than you good and you We all like Rihanna better than everyone at this table then I wouldn't fuck her though But I love her well, she's too skinny for you now. Yeah, that's the only reason yeah, but she has this She has great sex appeal her Rihanna sex appeal is as through the fucking roof. I would love to be best friends with her You would fuck her props No, no not problems if you fucked that ugly girl and you're three some when you had it Well, she would need that specific person to ask her to fuck real it and oh, yeah Yeah And if Rihanna offered you some coke allegedly, no, I would never my life Take a I've never even taken a pill because I I'm scared I'm gonna be that fucking dumbass retard on the news that took their first EPIL and died that night like I'm I've never taken oh, it's okay for you to be the dumbass retard as long as you're not No, I'm just too scared to fucking die on any drug I barely do weed cuz I hate the way that shit makes me feel all paranoid. You get fucking pissy drunk I know that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Drinking is one thing. Oh, you know, I'm that's gonna alter shit and like chemicals and all So the drinks don't have chemicals and they don't alter shit I think we're coming back into the same conversation Alcohol is legal I'm happy to do Why am I making me feel like this is a retarded argument, I'm happy to do a Something that's allowed. I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna drink a moderation, and I'm not gonna fucking do illegal fucking pills and shit So you've never done a molly. I've never done a molly. I've never no wait wait wait time out to your knowledge No, pretty There was one time this summer that I thought someone put it in my drink and I cuz I was throwing up for five hours off Of one drink. Yeah, what's up Corey? Hey Marissa. I just want to ask you does alcohol kill people. Yeah Alcohol wants the legal in this country. Yeah one prohibition back in like a bajillion the 1800s Do you know do you know why cocaine and weed is not illegal in this country? Cory because the best because the best weed and coke is not here. That's why I'm gone. So so you don't feel like you'll be the dumbass retard the I'm not gonna drink the wrong mix and end up dead But you are afraid to pop a pill because you may be the dumbass retard to end up My body improperly and kill me The world is pretty obsessed with People who are mentally challenged today Where are you gonna hear some backstory? I walk in to do the podcast Marissa says You know Homegirl asked about you. I say who might homegirl be know what she says Let's give her a shot to do it again. What did you say Marissa? These nuts got him That's not how that works You have to say these I know that they say these who no that's not how it's not how this meme that's going around is going So wait, so I look at Marissa as if she is five years old like she is number one Number two, I'm like and and and some type of shock Because I am 34 years old and these nuts was funny when I was in junior high school and still so we're talking about 93 92 94 even I was in high school by 94, but still it was funny back then I Don't understand how a D and she laughed hysterically for a long time. She was the only person laughing I didn't understand how in 2015 I was getting hit with a D's nuts joke And someone was really laughing hard about it. So she goes on to say Because because I be wanting to know people's um The thought process behind people's actions and Marissa who is mentally challenged She says and much respect to the mentally challenge she says Well, yeah, cuz that's the highest form of disrespect to them Nicole you one of them, but uh So Marissa says that's that's the meme going around on Instagram So then I mean an even more shock that her life is dictated by that is fucking hilarious It's hilarious all nice and all the stupid ass videos. So your life is dictated by the memes No, it's what you're saying last night. I spent looking in memes. All right, so No, sorry, so we're saying the same thing. No, we're not my life is not dictated by it I looked at some moments of your life is dictated by it good one night that moment with dictated by there We go now that is the problem and it was funny to you because it was floating around on Instagram Mm-hmm a lot of people a lot of people aren't present. So I'm dealing with you. Okay. Um, so it's funny to you because it was floating around on Instagram Mm-hmm. Okay So take I never mind so yeah, I was confused about that And then she lets me know that homeboy with all the teeth in his mouth the guy that says who ain't got no holes Like that's what he says, right? I guess yeah, that's his that's his line who ain't got no holes Or I got the holes at one of the other. I don't know because I'm like too mature to keep up with that type of stuff But he did is he did a video he did a video And a girl hit me over the weekend some girl I fucked last year who's that who sells pussy. I don't even speak to her Text me over the weekend Joe Sure, he asked me about you and I said who might that be and she said these nuts and I said, yo You really need more hobbies and she said ha ha ha and then I never hit her again So this is going around apparently because this guy who is a bit mentally challenged is doing it. So now we have him We have homeboy. What's the other the other slower guy a town a town Who has a song I didn't even know birds. Yeah, they like made his catchphrase into a song So that's not his song. I know it is his he did it. He did the song with his homeboy that sinks All right, so he did do us. All right. He did do a song. Yeah, okay. He has a song people are obsessed with this guy, too Yes, they are he's hosting clubs and doing shit out here Yeah, apparently he was in a club in New York City Saturday and I got that from ish because ish wanted to talk to this big titty bitch who was in the club and he was also in the club But whatever that's neither here nor there Why are you obsessed with these people Marissa? I'm certainly not obsessed with them at all That's a weird question. I liked his meme. I have no idea what they do. I don't know no no no it went much It delved much deeper than you liking his meme you saw his meme and then you reenacted it in real life Yes, it's fucking hilarious. Yes, so you didn't just like a meme you're running around doing a D's nuts joke And it's fucking great and a lot of people are running around doing these so you're a follower sure. Let me be one Why are you okay with that because it's a funny fucking joke and I enjoy it Oh, no, I'm off at a joke. I'm more on you being a follower and why you're why you're all right because I'm not gonna Say here and debate you with that because I did a joke. That's funny right now Just let you win again. Oh, you're just a sky. Oh, you guys are no fun. Yeah, whatever. There's numerous is escaping debates All right, what else happened what else happened what else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happen? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? What else happened? Coach Ella? Chella coach Ella happened. Yes And I know absolutely nothing about Have you ever been how the yabbin took one a long long time ago? Um, I Don't really enjoy the festivals. I hate festivals like a festival person. I get services trash It's too crowded. It's cold. It's a mess if you're not a super famous celebrity that has access to every single thing It's a very onion or if on the other side if you just like sitting in fields with people that are on drugs and just Watching a bunch of shit and being standing. I get that these are festivals have Commercialized today for sure. So now everybody wants to be at every fucking festival. Coachella South by was to artsy shit in Miami that they do Huh ultra ultra is another one, but that's not what I was talking about our basil art basil If my god our basil is really a festival. It's just like a weekend. Yeah, it's still like a Yeah, I bet you it's a lot of fun, but it's not like a music festival Lila Palooza like all of these are events that people who Could really give two shits about and in our battle that started with JZ JZ did that JZ is a pretty powerful guy But um, well, you know, but what he made it popular in the urban Yeah So now you have a whole bunch of people who can give a fuck about these events just showing up at these events to be seen to be seen To be cool to be trendy to be in followers like Mottie the body, but whatever Um, yeah, so I'm not into all of that, but Sunday night I get in the house from wherever I was. I don't remember where I was Sunday night, but I I get in the house at about 2 a.m And I go on Twitter I'm not tweeting just lurking. I'm one on a Twitter vacation. I'm not tweeting anything, but I guess I have to tweet this link out Yeah, that's gonna be the end of my vacation fuck. But anyway, so I go on Twitter and everybody's talking about Drake so then in my head I say, okay Drake must be on TV That's odd that an award show was on at one in the morning And my dumbass turns to channel five and then seven and then four and then two and I say there's no award show on right now Why is everyone talking about Drake and then it hit me? Okay, bong Coachella apparently there was a live stream. I didn't think there would be but there was one originally it was said there wouldn't be one Yeah, yeah, which is why I was confused. How are all these people seeing what what's happening? But there was a live stream that was function functional and people were looking at it and Drake brings Madonna out and They kiss yep now that wasn't shocking to me because I've been watching Madonna kiss people on stage all of my life Right since Vogue and I was like eight when Vogue was out 10 maybe somewhere around here. So that wasn't news to me. I'm actually shocked that this is there's something that she has done all of my life That was interesting to me, but down is a icon, but anyway outside of that. So Did you guys see the video I did I didn't click it Yeah, it was a Yeah, he looked um less than play very disgusted, but he says that it was because of the lip gloss I know I know I know I know we were getting into that. Can you not do a head do my big reveal just because you're a blogger Okay, go reveal. I'll take it back. Well, no, you did it. It's too late now So you might go and get into it. What do you say that it was the lip gloss? And I only know what he said because it was on life is tremendous All right, all right, just get on with it. Yeah, he just said that it was the lip gloss that kind of like threw him off And he wasn't expecting that and but he's you know, make no mistake He's a hundred for life that Madonna kissed him and he's very happy. That's what he said. Mm-hmm. Now Do you believe it? I Do honestly Where do you believe it? I? Don't care. I think that regardless whether he was disgusted by the kiss or not that He wouldn't have meant to let it read on his face Just drink being a person who he is the actor that he is Madonna being who she is and it was a literal legitimately just a reaction So like okay, well, let's do let's do a CSI crime scene Investigation on what occurred he wouldn't have been disgusted at the kiss because clearly the clique the kiss was planned although allegedly it wasn't I know I'm just saying what they said The kiss was planned. Mm-hmm. He's sitting in a chair. There's a break in the performance She's dancing over him hovering being the sexy grandma The guilt she moves her hand his head is back. This is orchestrated. This is planned So he wouldn't have been he wouldn't have been disgusted at the fact that Madonna was kissing him. That's number one Number two do you think that Drake is a novice when it comes to kissing women with lip gloss on right? That's right. I was thinking that well You clearly weren't because you just said that you believe that bum-ass story. Yeah, but I just don't think so that now So now that we're CSIing this what you said you believe it now you're changing its idea No, I you did say you believe it. I know he's kissed a lot, but I just think that maybe you just I don't know You know now I'm now you right so back to my question. Do you think that Drake is a novice when it comes to kissing women with lip gloss on? So now your shoulder shrug people can't see what does that mean? I would imagine he does it often. Yeah He does do it often very often I would also imagine that Drake has kissed plenty of women with lip gloss on and there is nothing about lip gloss I have also kissed plenty of women with lip gloss on but stage makeup is different than everyday makeup So it could have been a difference. I have also kissed women with stage makeup. There is absolutely nothing disgusting or Horrifying because that was the face that he made he was legitimate Horrifying about kissing a woman with stage makeup or lip gloss on that's number two Number three, I think Drake is enough of a professional To whereas even if he were disgusted by air air quotes lip gloss That look of fucking Nightmare on Elm Street would not be on his face in front of one of the biggest music festivals ever, right? so That got me to thinking what could possibly have happened because my Virgo brain has to analyze every single thing that I see yeah And here's what I came up with I would love to know this Madonna moves her hair back. Uh-huh Madonna kisses Drake right if you watch this video that it's floating around Drake takes his arm he attempts to Run his fingers through her hair or touch her head or touch her in some type of way which is a typical light-skinned nigga move I know this because I am light-skinned we want to kiss and Caress, right so Drake attempted to caress Madonna She then took his light-skinned hand got it the fuck off of her as if to say don't fucking touch me I think she then followed that don't fucking touch me sentiment with either biting his tongue or Spinning in his mouth. Oh or doing something that occurred. I saw the spitting in the mouth during the kiss that hurt Whatever she did hurt and Then that look happened That even a professional cannot help when you're in pain you're in pain damn and spitting in the mouth is awesome when it's the right time But that would not have been the right time. I suppose yeah, no now that wouldn't have been a good time and Nothing and there's no pain like bite when I bite my tongue by a fucking mistake when I choose something wrong I'm fucking that's the face that I make. Yeah, so that's what I think happened. I like your theory quite and of course Because these two people are fucking huge pop mego fucking icons They can't say that of course and it can't talk about that and Drake has to say yo Let me keep this 100 with y'all, yo, I see what y'all saying out there It ain't even like that. Mm-hmm Madonna is Madonna. I named a song after Madonna. It's called Madonna And I kissed Madonna yo, so whatever y'all thinking you don't even think that y'all I'm gonna keep it all away 100 That's Madonna He has to say that word Ta-da it was good. I was really good. I need to work for CSI. You should you watch it so much. You'd probably Any more shows in my life Any more and I haven't really been watching the show. Oh a sidebar that I do want to say that TV is the best that TV has ever been It's a pretty good in my entire life TV is amazing. There are there are a million Amazing TV shows and it seems like there's not enough time in the day because they're all at your disposal because of DVR and On demand and then yeah, yeah, there are way too many great TV shows out there. Um, but I haven't been able to see them I've been a I have been offered Let me say this in case any potential bays are listening out there. I've been being offered a lot of dates Now here's the thing about that I Hate dates. Mm-hmm. I'm not a dater like and this sounds weird when you say it to women like women are looking at me like you don't date like How do you get some pussy? How do you get a girlfriend? How do you have plenty of ways to do these things without actually dating? Yeah, I'm not like a yeah, and I'm just not For reasons that will remain. I know we won't get into that but so as I have been allegedly Not going on as I've been being offered to go in dates, right? Mm-hmm. If you go on fucking one two three four five If you go on like five dates a week You're spending a lot of fucking money. How are you on women that you don't even know if you want to continue to see? Word it adds up and I'm like Roy. I didn't just get my taxes word I just got my ten on a nine though now. I can go pay. Oh some money So then I had this big debate with quite a few people at the local hook the bar around my all around my home What is the difference between dating and seeing and I will ask the two of you that? Oh I don't know. I just be fucking niggas. It's so rude. No, but I'm not Look, she's really stopped. No, because I was gonna say like I just I don't like the super fancy dumbass dates either I just want to go to a restaurant like go to them. I didn't ask you that But is that considered it is that we are is that what you're a difference between I know But you're talking about you're talking about how it's cost so much money sometimes No, that can no stay here in the conversation. I asked you a very direct question What is the difference between dating someone and seeing someone if there even is a difference? I've never used the term Someone so I'm not quite sure. Oh, you'd be fucking you know You've never used the term and that's I feel like white people invented that term. Oh, well, okay Well, and you've never used it talking. I used talking to you. You know, you're really there. All right. Well, don't Don't use that seeing term sometimes. Okay, but so you don't know the difference. No All right, so let's go in your kindergarten world. What's the difference between dating someone and talking to someone I think dating someone's a little bit more serious where You guys are Consistently going out doing things talking to is kind of just like you'll text maybe you'll hang out once or twice Maybe you'll fuck and maybe eventually it'll go somewhere But it's really not something that either one of you are investing any time in or money toward which he does This is why Rory is here for when I just don't understand how your brain works You just agreed with me. No, I just said fucking What I want to ask I'm gonna hear him. Okay, Roy, is there a difference to you in dating someone and seeing someone? I've been sitting here trying to think of a difference. I can't Dating maybe now it would be somebody that you just met And it could be the beginning phase and then seeing maybe could be when it gets a bit more serious and you guys are still going out But you guys are taking each other More serious, I suppose. Okay, let me help the both of you out here dating dating is when You are Consistently going out with someone in hopes of you two getting to know each other That's dating right. Yep. Can we agree on that? Mm-hmm. I feel like seeing is and And unlike you, I think seeing is akin to maybe talking to someone They're close to each other Seeing someone is when you have Enough information from the dating to conclude that this is something you want to further pursue So now we are seeing Each other I didn't get that from what you said. Yeah, so the dating phase would be in the beginning when you're getting to know somebody And seeing would be when you're taking it a little more seriously Okay, so now let's go with that. Okay, you're right. You did say that. Um Look, I didn't want to be right. What do you know? It happens? Um So let's go with that now is seeing exclusive Because when I was in this fucking hooka bar just hanging out I had this I was having a conversation with like eight people Because that's what I like to do. I like to bring strangers in my conversation so I can understand their train of thought Um, and it's 22 year old girl said well first she said yeah, there's no difference between Dating and saying somebody and then I said, uh, how do you and she said I'm 22 and I said all right So I'm not talking to you anymore. Uh, so she didn't think that dating that seeing someone once I explained or should be exclusive Well, actually she was Dominican so she thought that both should be exclusive, but I'm asking you to um Is dating is seeing someone? Exclusive now mama. Do you may not have too much experience with exclusive? So let me tell you what? Ah Something either one is exclusive until you're completely committed and that's your girlfriend or your boyfriend I think that at one's point when it's getting a little bit more serious You should be a little bit more mindful of what you're doing blatantly and not to disrespect somebody But I still don't think that you owe it to anyone to be completely exclusive until you guys completely agree upon the fact that you are exclusive And you are then in fact, but that was some super like whole shit to say. Why I don't think anyway Yeah, it's because there were anybody and that's both of you. That's both of you completely agree And when I say completely I make completely both of you have to Because then you got to like be faithful to one person and I don't even know if like you got I have so many guys that I'm going to agree about that and okay, Roy. What do you think about that? No, I don't think in the seeing phase I don't think what morises I was wrong in the seeing phase. No, you don't have to it would Right like back to behoove it would behoove you to do that If you really want to get to know somebody the best way to do it would probably be to just talk to them That's what somebody else would deal said to me. So I totally disagree with that, but it's okay So in that respect, yes, it may help you get More serious with a person, but no you do not owe them that This person that has you scared to death to talk about how you're weak and went in your life And the person that you don't know if you're in a relationship with them or not Is that an exclusive relationship or I mean reword that Does she think it's an exclusive relationship You'd have to ask her Yeah, no for real because the girls thinking typically tends to dictate how it goes Like if two people are seeing each other and but it's not exclusive But the girl catches feelings when the guy speaks to someone else Then he either has to conceal the fact that he speaks to someone else to protect her feelings or he has to Uh, acquiesce to what she's saying and fucking just not speak to other people. So the girl. That's why I said that I wasn't trying to be funny Um, the girl normally dictates how that goes And clearly since Rory is scared to death to speak about anything this girl Has made them Ah boy for the girlfriend exclusive Yeah, what time is that's what we're going. We're almost that hour. Yeah, and I talk 15 minutes Really? We've been talking a long time about absolutely nothing. Yeah, I didn't even make it awkward for Peter yet Pete shout out to Pete Pete could not be here. Uh, first of all Uh, and we didn't do it might be over for last week. I know we were just yeah people were very upset Yeah, they were upset. I didn't know that it was like a thing Like that we had like yo, I didn't even do it. It might be over for it. Let me find out. It might be Uh, do you have it might be over for? I'm still dead set on chief keef, but Uh Just for the record the views Spewed by Marissa Mendez. I'm not shared by anyone else on this podcast Speaking of that, did you see Vlad TV just put up? I don't see Vlad TV. Okay. I don't watch Vlad TV I don't fuck with Vlad TV. Oh, keto I don't never even say Vlad TV. He's Vlad is a sucker to me He's been a sucker for quite some time. It's not journalism. He's like Uh, i'm not going to say the word culture vulture because I don't use that terminology But he's a sucker himself. He's a sucker emcee. He told me out of his mouth verbatim that he was a journalist. Yes, he did Did you have a point like a Explanation on why he thinks he's a journalist? No, I don't remember him and I had a back and forth on serious xm radio Okay, a few years ago when I and I challenged him on why he goes about things the way that he does and his explanation was its journalism And then I replied and said no the fuck is not and then I went in went in when he had nothing to say about it And from that point on instead of trying to change someone else because you're only In control of you. I just said okay from this point moving forward Vlad and I will have absolutely nothing to do with one another even though every single chance he gets He posts him joe button shit. He's been doing that since about two thousand then fucking nine When did he make that site? Do you know? I don't know. I don't know when he made that site, but I don't fuck with Vlad the way he got punched And oh eight did he have the site then do you think no he didn't have a site when he got? I was right. I took the picture that went around the head of blood on his face. That was my photo Vlad photo to you to don't know By someone in someone's camp 2008 oaths on a war. He sued. Yeah, what's those on a roll award? He sued. They settled He got some money. I think he got about a hundred two hundred grand something like that And and then I think from there he started his site which I fucking can't stand because he just sits people on his fucking couch And tries to get them to say something that will fucking incriminate them or he puts a Wild headline. I just don't fuck with that. Like at or as a person as a human As anything and if he wasn't somebody that would sue immediately I would have been fucked him up ages ago like a long long time ago and i'm not the only rapper that feels this way toward Vlad At all. So now Vlad works for like uh He does freelance for like complex. He does freelance for a few other places Um, yeah, because just recently I read a rapper had an issue with uh, Vlad And Vlad leveraged his relationship with complex Uh, as a way to get sad artists to do something for Vlad tv like Oh, yeah, well wait till I tell uh complex complex that you threatened like some more faggot She did that you threatened their number one Hidden getter or some real corny shit. He like he's like just a real corny nigga. I'm like ill yikes But what did we were you saying? I said all that to say that there was interview a pinky nap badge looks fucking disgusting And she talked a mile. She about to start shooting again being that fat and I was like damn Joe Just had someone hit the nail on it. I told you someone's gonna shoot at her I'm sorry pinky. She did not shoot. I'm talking about she was like around and just Plum and had a shirt. They had the hundred emoji on it and I'm just like Pinky. Oh, that was I saw that picture my time. I was pinky pinky baby baby baby. Oh, man Pinky baby if you're out there and if you're listening Don't do it. I know just chill Just chill. Don't even do it. Just go ahead sit back relax uh Yeah, I was gonna start rapping um Affirmative action when I said sit back relax, but anyway, um So you did your it might be over for yeah Do you have it it might be over for no because I want to see everyone win and I'm all about positivity Uh it might be over for The new york nicks That's mine Now for those listening, I've been a diehard new york nick fan since 88 Um The nicks last night Played against the at nlana hawks. They were tied with the minnesota timber wolves for the worst record in the league They played a game against the hawks and which uh The nlana coach said that he would start his normal starting five So nick fans all around the country like me were very pleased that we would lose that game the nicks one net game The nicks one net game and improved to 17 and a lot of fucking losses whatever it is I had the paper in front of me. So let me not be that negligent. I can tell you how many games they lost because there's such a piece of shit but anyway, um The timber wolves lost last night Because the timber wolves do a much better job of tanking than the nicks And the sixers actually They do what they do a better job than the sixers at tanking too The minnesota timber wolves have been sitting kevin martin for the last seven months because he has a cold Let me be perfectly clear sports fans out there They lost that game tonight. They have a game against the oklahoma city thunder Who are fighting for a playoff spot the timber wolves will lose that game too now how this goes is Had the nicks lost that game And lost tonight the nicks would be guaranteed a top four seed and the mba Lottery coming up this Uh, we picked uh, we see who gets to pick uh mid may i think it's may 18 may 19 somewhere around they don't quote me And the draft is in june. This draft coming up is really top heavy Uh, a lot of big talent in the top of the draft not so much later on than the draft So we have guys like ochafur we have towns we have Um with the kid in china with day. I'm not sure how you pronounce his name Six five point guard pretty explosive raw needs to work in his jumper, but whatever Um, d'Angelo russell stanley johnson fucking Willy cauli stein fucking frank kaminski. We got you know, there's some guys out there that would really help a franchise justice winslow with that win last night In the event that the sixers and the wolves lose tonight the nicks go from having a 25% chance Uh at the number one pick and being guaranteed a top four pick to Uh, 16 percent chance at a top pick and you are not guaranteed a top four pick New york nick fans out there here my pain If the nicks managed to nick this up I'm finished. I'm done. I'm not rooting for him. I'm not supporting for him. I'm not a fan Anymore. I'm retiring my fan fear. You can't make fucking fans out there Endure this brutal fucking season only for you to fuck up the lottery pick and the rebuild This is horrible. So if I can't trust a franchise to even lose correctly Then I need to find a new team so New York nicks y'all on the clock and y'all better lose to the pistons tonight. I Oh god y'all better lose to them fucking nicks tonight Huh? So yeah, it might be over for the uh nicks and my fan fear for the nicks. That's what i'm going with Did I make everyone uncomfortable? I'm like I'm twirling my court here. Okay. Sorry. You like oga forward town is for the next. I like towns I do too. I like towns for the nicks. I don't think that oka for I don't want oka for skill set with mellow Uh, they say the towns can potentially be seven foot three Uh, it's just free throws town's plays defense plays defense before it's not proven He could play the if the 17 foot jump shot and rebound the ball at the next level. I feel like He's from around here too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, new jersey Jersey native. Um, so yeah, I'm going I'm going for town. So we'll see how this plays out Because the next might not even oh who knows what the fucking explain might not even be eligible anymore. Um, Fuck around get the ninth pick. Oh my god I will fucking tear my house apart if the nicks get the ninth pick if the nicks get like the ninth pick and end up with like Callie stein and I do like callie stein, but there's not for the not for the next the next need. Oh, man I don't even want to talk about i'm getting frustrated now. Um, so yeah, that was that uh, we want to shout out to my producer peter Who could not be here. He's away with the family emergency. Um, so everyone keep peat and his family and your prayers I really want him to be here. So I could have made him really uncomfortable with this whole combat jack peat situation that now he wants to ignore Even though he fucking went to the uk and did an interview and gassed it up and now combat jack is replying So he's like no, let me leave it alone. Um, but the guy had some valid points and I do want peter to fucking come to the stand And answer for your fucking uh transgressions dammit. There we go. I don't care that uh, i'm fucking on your network And he's over there. We're gonna fucking get to the bottom of this Gonna make this as awkward as can possibly be and figure it out because what would life be without joe making stuff awkward Exactly. Hey, where's pice parks in there? Parks on the boy. No, but who's that girl? Hey, why is parks not here? Why? I'm supposed to go to the studio after this Well, you know, I listen to mad you this weekend. Oh, you must have really been trying to find yourself Yeah, I think I saw an OLS video. Yeah, I was an OLS three spring training the hard part Oh spring training in the hard part. Maybe I need to go give myself a spin I was in my bag. I forgot about a few of those You listen to all that for what a bay duty. Oh, that's three. Oh, that's three. Okay. No, that's right That's like a club song to me. Yeah And I was dead the whole air like I just watched it all play in my head when I listened to the shit And how we saw what you called old do at the pool in Miami. Oh, yeah So crazy like the fucking odds of that. That was so random. That was so crazy And life. Yeah, that was pretty cool And it didn't matter like a real cool awkward conversation. Yeah, and then somebody took a picture. Yep Yeah You should re-release the OLS box it. Oh my gosh With testimony behind the scenes. I had the text between me and Esther when she was trying to deny spider woman Oh, send me that. I want to see it. She's like, oh, she's like, I can't believe you Marissa What do you mean? I was at the house? I'm like Esther. We talked in the house. What do you mean? Oh, Esther Esther. Esther baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. If you're listening out there Just stop it. All right Great tits though Great to yell you have to get this phone fixed Oh, I see that you have to send me that. Yeah, you shouldn't be running around with your screen crack I know I'm gonna get that. I'm getting no phone this weekend when you when you were realigning and getting your goals together And it is it is my short-term goals. I made a list of things I need to buy this week had a blast I feel like we small talk this entire episode Yeah, that's cool. I like small talk episodes This is one of those episodes where Marissa gets up and leaves and is unsure how the fans will feel about me All the fans love it and then she texts me. Yo, I was really unsure. I never gonna react to that one They all love it. So since they love it. I love it. Like such a fucking be the confidence issue Uh, so I'll name this podcast episode nine or ten whichever one it was because we never figured it out We will get back at you guys next week signing off peace one