The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 3
Joe talks about his trip to LA and complains about celebrities who have a bad selection of chicks. He also discusses his confusion over snapchat, the definition of a threesome, and Marisa joining a sugar daddy website!
All right, ladies and gentlemen Joe Biden Marissa go ahead Yeah to all the killers and the hundred dollar billers So Brett get soon we got no feelings All right, I will name this podcast later with which I see quite a few Listen quite a few you fucking bloggers out there, and I fucking hate all of you by the way. You love me though Well, you don't really count as a blogger Super blogger. I hate all you fucking bloggers except the bloggers that I'm friends with holla Which just happens to be a lot of bloggers, but outside of them. I fucking hate the bloggers So I saw quite a few you bloggers But then as you were blogging the show you were saying Don't have a name. Yeah, he doesn't have a name for his podcast Hello, which clearly the name of the podcast is I'll name the podcast later this podcast. Well, yeah, but you know same diff So let's just uh, let's just work that out. Yeah next time you guys. What do you call it? Reblog or no? It's just post. Oh That's it post it. Yeah, you don't we're not reblogging because that would mean that They copied something from something else. Oh, that's what's happening. No, but now no, they're just posting it I don't care about it. This is not that this is not that important. Anyway, you already ruined our last podcast We're not gonna have that happen. Listen to the listeners out there. I want to I want to send my most humble apologies out to you guys Fuck off. We did our first podcast. I really didn't know shit about a podcast We came in here. I was the lead chair. Marissa was the sidekick my co-host and she was great in that role was I'm pretty great And then she left out of here Started talking there fucking fuckety fuck friends who don't know shit about shit. My fans. Oh my god Shut the fuck up. You're like a thousand followers. I have 16.4,000 Alright, sorry that I wasn't you know on TV and didn't have pump it up as a hit single and Marcus Houston in the club and shit like that my bad and escape route and halfway house and Mad other shit. Yeah, but you know and music one and movies to two movies to three movies to four and this what else debut and welcome to our house and And oh Anyway So yeah, Marissa went out and started talking to uh the streets Whoever the fuck I don't know what she was talking to and she came back in here God that she had an agenda. No, I did not know you did You guys told me to do celebrity news. Let's make that clear Wait, wait, why do you go straight to celebrity news because I know that I went off in a tangent about wisdom amber Hey, I felt strongly about it and then the others. I had a story to tell about my oh my boo All right, well, we don't really care what you feel strongly about. Oh, okay That's what this that's what that's what the what do you call that chair that the co-host chair co-host chair It a cold I do have a smaller mike as well chair is just supposed to I Don't know what you supposed to do, but you're not supposed to feel strongly about Robin quivers and just you know add my commentary Yeah, not go all four tangents about shit. We don't care about that So I'm gonna I'm gonna humbly apart and you went off for way longer than that You went on some long tangent about your boo dumped you to try to get him back. You're so fucking corny You're corny you fucking you you you yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, exactly So I didn't speak very much last week and as a result our podcast fucking tamed Which is good, which is good because sometimes you need to humble people I wasn't feeling myself though I really wasn't definitely I just had I told we you if you go back if you go back and listen I don't really want to dwell on this too much if you go back and listen you would definitely in your your mighty the body's own Oh, here's some back story for the people that don't know Marissa used to be a rapper. No, oh Yeah, yeah, okay and her rap name was a mighty the body No, it wasn't you guys name you that my rap name was Mottie Monroe you and Me and I'm sorry me and mall started calling her Mottie the body just because it's funny cuz her body is like So not anything Just because I don't have one of those big bodies that that fucking do to have one of those Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Were you gonna be that girl? Oh? You are gonna be that girl Don't be the girl who goes to get the ass shots, and then post a million picks in the gym talking about my fake boobs Wait, you got fake tits, too? Oh, you're all fake Oh, you got fake ass and fake dude I Never admitted that publicly on social media, and I'm okay. We are and I'm okay with what is the word? I'm gonna play I'm okay with plastic surgery. I just felt like that that wasn't Well anyway to get like a huge rack none of this is important because when me and mall came up with the name Mottie the body. Mottie was all natural. She's not on natural anymore I mean not to get not that there's a big difference at all look you saw that you was hating on my picture that I have my titties out on Instagram That's another problem that we have in in America right now the people who just so you people just use the word hate so Cavalier you weren't you can I read your comment you sure you can it was so rude I don't really know and then everybody was like then everyone thought that that was like you secretly being in love with me Which might be? I don't even believe that. Oh my goodness. This is amazing You said since no one else here will say it. This is really nasty, and I never want to see your cleavage line ever again Why do I now know you even have a cleavage line SMH LOL? Thanks, and I meant to put I can't unsee that Well, you know what I really enjoy doing and this is again off on a tangent Probably most of these podcasts would just be me off a tangent I really enjoy going on the Twitter honeys Instagrams and Reading the comments that some of you fucking thirsty mutt buckets leave some of you guys just have absolutely no pride or dignity or or anything synonymous with pride and Yourselves like you could get a fucking grit. He's all don't even be cute, but anyway off of that How was your weekend Marissa? I got really drunk on Saturday. I know because you drunk doubt me I did We talked for a while. That was a pleasant conversation I wouldn't necessarily call it that I mean everything was pleasant that night to me because I was just in such a great mood I felt like you really needed a friend If we just gonna keep it a book no I talked to you I talked to my mom I talked to my friend Morgan Are you that drunk for you're that drunk girl that just dows everybody no no no no usually. I'm not I Just I don't know what happened Saturday. I was just left alone for an extended period of time in between drinking So I had nothing better to do. So I was just trying to kill time Before I went to my next situation or which was a fucking club up Like some Spanish club that I didn't even realize was Spanish until I left and the next morning I watched back my snapchat and it was like super duper like oh my god that is that chat. Yeah So here's what I learned Wait hold on Joe. Sorry guys interrupt one thing before you go to snapchat. I'll remember the spot snapchat great You guys mentioned the show bombing last week for the record the first hit was huge because it was the first one But it's inflated the number last week is the number of real people who are you're like early listeners of the show Number one that's not true. Number two you are from one Epstein and you would think that Oh No money What do you think happened? You're saying you think you lost people because Marissa sucks so bad. I think it was a combination Sucking so bad and I did not use my out let to let the people know As as consistently as I did, but you still had a core Regarded you to core. There's 18,000 feet. I need you to worry about one Epstein. All right He's a producer Take a picture with this morning show Man Great shut up great see cuz I'm here, not even broke We never want to get bars from you Marissa. No, they don't snapchat, right? So I was in Los Angeles all weekend, which we'll get into But people how do we say I don't have a snapchat? Well, no, no I do have a snapchat But this snapchat was it was created like years ago back when real niggas was on snapchat like back when women were busting it open and You know real niggas and relationships needed it just needed it to just go away quickly. Oh years ago wouldn't know now Everybody has snapchat, so I've been I'd stop going on this. I'm like 09 2010 is that old of an app? I Got it a long time ago. So Joe you are such an internet creep that you had it that early I've never heard of it that early Well only the internet creeps had it that early because that's what snapchat was for got it It was for shit to disappear that you didn't want to see now Now that people are telling fucking stories and all the people that recording and I don't know if there's all types of non X-rated shit happening or snapchat, so in LA, you know, we did we did three shows and Santa Barbara Oakland and oh just me, but I'm fucking larger than so it's we are we and so many people just in the street and everywhere We're just coming up to me putting their fucking arm around me and filming for snapchatty yikes and The screen is white when you do that. Yeah, I don't have the front flap. I'm old my name I don't know so there's probably at least 50 videos of me on snapchat saying what's happening What's going on and What am I supposed to be doing right now cuz those are awkward. It's just kind of like the do I smile and wave Do I chat with you for America? I don't want to be on anybody snapchat. You're online right now, actually I don't but I don't want to be bigger there. I don't want to be on anybody's snapchat Involuntarily, I don't want to be on anybody's Instagram. I don't I don't be like the weird weird fan Yeah, but as a fan like they're excited to me a photo nap nap nap not valid enough I mean if they take a visit or you say you don't want to do a video with these people Or you just don't want to do anything with them pause. I much rather than just give me a head nod And yeah, but that's what exciting That's not like if you meet someone you want to like show your friends. I guess who the fuck I met no It's gonna believe you okay. I was did I was did you it was hard You'd have been hard pressed to find a bigger JZ fan in me growing up When I met JZ, I was as cool as can be yeah, but I didn't say hey Let's take a picture. Were you already a rapper? You couldn't have but were you a rapper by that point? I didn't sneak a pic. Okay, that's fucking gay Well, that's what people do yeah, that's corny, but I'm saying for people to ask for a photo I felt like that's completely warranted and like people have okay I was gonna say people have even asked me for a photo because I'm yeah You really live in this bubble Excited that I was the people asked me for photos like we're like three people in my whole lifetime But it happens have changed you you just were you were just super known last week. I am super No, I thought we don't want to hear you swallow anything on in the point of podcast Well, you're water did that we heard all of that. Okay. Well, so anyway my time in LA, right? Right? And I want to preface this by saying I have way more Dating options in LA than I do in New York. Mm-hmm. I didn't know that And they're beautiful. Are they yes, they are what do you tell us about and they're not hoes like all these New York bitches Because you know what these girls do around here. You don't know what they're you now an LA to hear the word in the street Yes, I do they go run on the canyon. Oh, God and then they go home These bitches here run to the doctor and fucking get their a fat transplant. So the same thing. There you go So I was in LA and I I I hit up an Associate of mine whose name shall remain anonymous. Mm-hmm I'm pretty big actor I would say An actor and I hit him. Are you gonna try and guess what is Tyreese? No Damn is that the first name? Because he's just so fucking random and I feel like you're random ass But just randomly get together and do random shit with it I am pretty random and even if it was Tyreese, I wouldn't tell you right now. Um, so Stop whispering. We're doing the podcast right now. Um, so I hit this guy up and I say what's pop and he says what's pop and we do all the small talk by gibberish and the plan is for Well, what I think the plan is is for him to call all of those that he knows Cuz it's since the LA clubs close it to which is really really much. I Think that's one of the main reasons. I would never live in LA the nightlife I just camped too much of a night owl. I'm an insomniac There's like after hookah spots though a couple of them because that's what I want to do that after two I want to go to a hookah spot where they don't serve alcohol. Oh, they might serve out. Nah, they don't I went to some She called Sam's Club that I'm in Hollywood. Who cuddles and serve booze late. Yeah. Oh, look at Pete chiming in Do you thought you didn't go there with your BFF amber rose? Yeah, many times and I like hollywood hookah. They're very nice, but the no booze late sucks Well, how long how long does Peter have to produce before we get the amber rose plug word? It was as soon as she it should as she comes to town next time. I'm heavier. Do you show stop it holla? Disrespecting on your podcast son a bit. That's my best friend amber. Oh, don't start fucking click right clip right? I love her. I don't know that one time and now we're best friends. Don't stop doing it It's so facto anyway, and Pete a billionaire boys club clothing is over with I didn't just figure somebody should tell you The bright red it's very bright Joe before you slaughter BBC you got to enjoy ask Marissa About the night we went out to the north amber rose how she forced herself I barely knew her at this point and Marissa invited herself in one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen and I literally just let her live just Come sit next to amber and wins Well, he said I first of all I had no plans that I know I had no plans at night you do stuff like that We were we were all hanging out together. I was staying with with scythe way to throw me into the bus rose We're like I was staying with scyphon Druski and they were invited to dinner and I was like can I come to dinner and then Rose I'll stop the story right there You were staying with scyphon Druski right we had a house and they were invited somewhere right What does that have to do with you because I'm gonna be left out in the dust but you were not invited? Yeah, but it wasn't like I wasn't invited. No, no, no, no, you were not invited The invites clearly went to they were supposed to go to right, but he didn't really know me that well Which is why you were not invited exactly. So what better way to get to know me than by going out to eat with me No, no, that was perfect And he was very nervous that I was gonna like I don't know be crazy and we went and he was right wasn't I great? We're just fine. Yes, and you even went home after dinner. Like you didn't stay for the whole night you dipped after dinner Yeah, that's cuz I went to my booze house, but yep Boo he's not your boo. He's not he wasn't your boo that and he's definitely not your boo. No, that's boo There's a difference between boo and day So that's boo. Mm-hmm Listen, I had I was getting into my story, but now this is uh, who could late night Yeah, but this is more than sure remind me of that difference between booing. Okay, we're gonna get back to that. So so I Was of the impression that this this my famous actor friend was gonna invite all of the holes that he knew Back to his house. Mm-hmm For some late night hanging and then I was gonna walk in and just have my pick of the litter from his his Roll it rolladex. Okay. It's feeling it didn't happen like this It didn't didn't quite go down So so when I when I arrived I saw Another very famous actor Who was um Really really drunk Awesome. Yeah, no like really really really really like I'm about to puke my guts out on the side of the and like probably at our time Standing up straight Stumbling over his words And then there was another famous actor there, so we're now we're on three yeah, and And all of these guys are very famous and very wealthy Therese Tyrese I know You're on set of that wait would ludicrous be considered a famous I mean, I just he just goes in with that group. I would still call him an actor. Yes He's a very good actor as well. All right, it's none of these people that you're naming and if it was I wouldn't tell you anyway um and all I could think as I as I just Ganded around the room. I don't think that's the right word is Gander word I get gander is but what does gander good for the goose it's good for the Gander No, that is not what yeah, take a gander like take a look, but I don't think all right So as I fucking gandered around the fucking room that's some yeah, we'll talk about it later Is it and I looked at the 1 2 3 4 there were five women there at this point mm-hmm All I could think to myself and listen, this is a part of my arrogance here if any event that this comes across a bit arrogant Because I'm far from arrogant And I'm not that far from arrogant But all I could think was Jesus my hoes are way better than these guys holes How on earth could you be so rich and so famous and these hoes be so fucking Week, maybe they have no game. They were horrible I wasn't my head saying something has to be wrong here Or maybe those are the holes they brought for you because they think that you're a zealous I said maybe this cannot be all of the holes Or that and as soon as I thought it There was a hidden hole. Oh she was hidden away in the house and she was a gem. She's probably sucking dick. Yikes That's not yikes. That's great. Okay. She's a fucking champion. Shout out to the Dick fucking Jim I didn't say that she was I don't know what she was doing, but she looked a bit better. All right huge tits hmm and Some type of prop that was holding them up and making them look great a prop Yeah, you know you fucking girls do what your fucking special super superhero bras that you wear Okay, yeah, you wear your falls and then now you want to make a face when I say a bitch is wearing a prop I didn't know what you meant. Yeah, she was wearing whatever it was. I fucking tits looked amazing Mmm, and here comes the fucking rich drunk guy So I just sat there on the side And I just gave her a look Mm-hmm And then she gave me a look she was ready to come fuck with a real one a real one. That's exactly what happened Mm-hmm sure and sure enough She came and fucked with a real one And then I tweeted. What did you tweet Joe? I'm the man There's our bag the bag the bad white bitch. Oh, she was white No, she was something else, but she looked white she was mixed white and yeah, she had some L.A. Ship going on with her Um, so we banged her but these these so so my rich actor buddy comes to me and he says yo Throw off the bat signal I'm in my head. So have you ever seen Batman? No, I know but in reference to what? What does he want you to signal Batman? Oh, what are you talking about? Shut the fuck up over. Anyway, and I'm thinking to myself Now I'm from New York Like what would make this man think that I can just throw up a bad signal in L.A My first day in L.A. And holes will just come a flocking Control button being the bad bitches love. You see and and funny that you say that It was at that very moment that I said, okay, this reputation that that really should not be my reputation as far exceeded That it's preceded No, yeah, well, what's up with you? Square up today. All right, I barely have a voice and you want to be fucking word pools. All right, just shut the fuck up You don't want to make sure that all right, so all right, so let's let's be proper. What's the word here proceeded? What does the word exceeded mean? That's like it goes over. So shut the fuck up then. Yeah But maybe you meant that you're exceeded. Oh, I did my expectation of where it is You're not even making sense with what you were saying You just said that phrase randomly you weren't about to say that your reputation has far exceeded Exactly what I just said. I already forgot what you said. Whatever. Just keep going. You're wrong. I'm sure you're gonna be fired Yeah, and then you're just gonna be done off Take you and your butt shots out Yeah, that that that's the very moment that it hit me And I'm not quite sure how I can change this You don't because you only continue to hang out with bad bitches Yeah, but I'm not I'm not penetrating these it doesn't mean matter Obviously, he didn't think so either of you saying for the best and like you just know bitches So then I'm such a real nigga. This girl lived about an hour out from where we were And Daddy, I want to see you again. Oh lord. Oh my god. I wish I could just come with you All your spanish girls have the same exact accent that you do this and you are a hater Poppy. I wish I could go with you to your hotel. Oh, that sounds like a little Asian woman I don't even know that she sounds I'm just going off and she didn't call me daddy or papi or anything stuff, but i'm just in my story. I'm embellishing um so I invited her to my Santa barber show and santa barber was what two and a half hours out two hours something like that cord drops like shit So he was sleep while he was driving. So I don't know how long it really takes um So she came out there and I didn't do a thing. I think she may have wanted me to That's how you get them attached more though. So you do shit like that you fucking Well, I I double booked uh double booked those moments are on on uh Taking park's advice Parks advised me to double book. He said yo See, it's why you can't get advice from from people. He said trick was right Mom Yeah, tricks mom. Yeah, um, yeah park said yo while you don't just invite the white bitch And the spanish bitches said fuck it And he put the battery on my back and was like, you know what fucking That's invite them all And the white bitch came and yeah, it's one of those situations where she she's you know, she wasn't one of those friendly women She wasn't she wasn't friendly and didn't act bisexual. So it made things weird. Okay. Yeah, it's wack Okay, it's just older. She wanted to act mature and fucking territorial. None of nothing about that was fucking fun. Who was hotter Oh, not not her. See that. Well, yeah, that's how she's trying to establish because like why is she I mean? She wouldn't play along. It's the worst. Yeah, no, she no she wasn't hotter She like You know what it was? I and it was one of those things where I think uh At homeboy's house where I met her She was super hot because she was surrounded by really wack bitches And then when I took her out of her element and put her around Some other women Becomes like a six Wait, so hold on. So the white one was hotter No, no, she wasn't hotter. Did not hot one or he just gave me some interesting insight though He said that the other one you knew better. You had like there's it's a different relationship So it just changed the dynamic a little bit change anything at all. She was just as great for the first day I met her Okay, guys. She was wonderful sucking. I mean she polite as can be She was this kind and sweet Yeah, she was a so she's a doll. Hmm. Oh, that's bay. Oh, that's bay What is bay? All right, let's get back to that Bay, okay, but my definition may not coincide with the world's definition And that is another reason I hate fucking young people you ask a young person the definition of some shit and the first thing They say is well to me What to me what they mean? Bitch, I didn't ask you to you. I asked you what the word bay means meaning the consensus I don't know what the concept well bay is what is this some fucking dumbass acronym for before anyone else? And it's supposed to be like before anyone else. Yeah, that's the dumbass Allegedly, yep, and that is bay means the total opposite of that. Yeah. Well, that's what the fucking internet definition says But it's like we're gonna get that one from oh fucking internet sidebar. What so one of my Twitter honey friends? mm-hmm Informed me that there's a website called seeking arrangement Seeking arrangements.com. I'm not sure if it's arrangement or arrangement. I think it's arrangements was for like you. Oh, you know Why do you know that website because because of the internet? I'm a fucking blogger. I know everything I am yep, nah. Yes. So anyway, and the first thing I said to my Twitter honey friend It was a why do you know this and of course you put the only son or friend? I'll got my friend my friend beyond it Yo, bitch is a fucking liar's my nig. Anyway, for those of you out there looking for a sugar daddy or sugar mama And the terminology she used was if you're trying to be a sugar baby Yes, and I had never heard that one before I'm like a real dinosaur. Yeah, when you sign up on the site it has Why do you know? Computer so you have been there. No. Yeah, just to see it. I would have signed I don't want to fucking sugar daddy. I've never been on that website. Yeah, because you're a busy rabbit No, because I don't want a sugar mom. I don't either. I just want to see what it look like nah, man And the dynamics of it. I've been on very random websites that I don't use Yeah, yeah, they don't get you no, but if you were looking for a sugar daddy, would you admit to that? Yeah, I would you're fucking fun. I'm not full of shit I don't need a sugar daddy because that wasn't the point. Can we get back to uh, babe bacon and eggs? Yeah Is that what you're is that what you're definition? No, I just really like bacon and eggs. I do as well Um, no, but anyway, give me the definition of bay, which which I understand it varies. Yeah, all right. Well, I define it as like Someone that I like maybe I text them. Maybe I hang out with them, but they're not um upgraded to boost status and boo would be something That's a lot more. Wait, let's pause. Let's not get to boo yet. Okay, just give me the bay without boo All right bay might have started off as boo or maybe not because you don't want to give someone that title that early but you meet them I'm an equal opportunity employer. So every guy I meet I is bay Yeah, well, if I like them if I see if they seem like there's some Uh possible future there. So I give it a few weeks we hang out Blah blah blah and then usually some shit happens And then I realize there a piece of shit. So we don't talk for like let's say a few weeks But all right. So this person is still bay while you're not talking. No, they're not they're no longer All right, so you snatched so you snatched bay. Yeah, that's gone. All right And then you usually end up running into each other. Maybe you text real quick like oh good seeing you and then you guys kind of start like a Text relationship and then they're back to being base status. But you probably never really hang out with them. Maybe like once in a blue moon And then they're begging. Yeah, but that's what I refer to as base. So it's very very loose I may not even see them for months at a time courageous. Uh, yeah Just handed me a staking arrangement dot com. Oh, some cute old on you Oh, is he is he a member or is it? No, he just went there to show me. Okay. Well, sometimes you can't see sample profiles from the main page Look at this little 24-year-old hole from Boston Yeah, but that's all fake wait. Are these women looking for sugar daddy's? It depends you can sign up. Oh no, these are the sugar babies I'm not a sugar daddy. You're Bitch gonna get some fucking hucca amanopoly for me And that's you gonna fucking drop them drugs Because i'm a real nigga. All right. So anyway back to uh Back to uh bay. Yep. So just basically so what it sounds like to me is bay is a nigga. You meet that you like Yeah, and that's it. Yeah As long as it's not like real and there's no real feelings and it's like that that's my boo Like I actually care about him. No, I think I think you can have real feelings for bay I think they're real premature feeling. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely definitely definitely. Yeah, no They're always like I get I get if if a woman is calling a man bay um I'm almost thinking all the interaction between them which kind of just doesn't count Yeah, well, it's not anything yet not substantial exactly that's where they fall into that category But they're more than nothing. We do text. We do hang out. We you know because bitches have bade me Have you guys like had anything? None at all. I mean you could also use that as a crush term too when you have a crush on someone from afar. That's bay Yo, y'all women are lunatics. Yeah, the more that I hear about you women The more I y'all just uh, so when does when do you graduate from this term when it seems like it might actually go somewhere Come on before you fuck this person It really don't keep it about keep it about don't give me don't give me pc. Don't give me pc Keep it above you meet a nigga. When are you fucking? I mean, it's all right. You can tell me it's just me you and the 18 000 people to listen last week Um, it really depends on the circumstance. I'm not gonna say No, look. I'm not gonna say I hold out for weeks at a time. No, I'm not saying I hold out for weeks at a time Like oh my god. I gotta be a good girl It's really just like if I'm feeling it and if he seems like like if he seems like there's a possibility He might be a fuck boy. Like I can't call it yet. Like I like him, but he might secretly be a fuck boy I don't fuck first because Then I have to kind of really figure out if he is a fuck boy or not. Wait, you fuck play fuck boys I know. Well, I didn't figure it out properly. So So that's why I've been trying to wait a little longer now now because I'm trying to be a fucking good girl But mostly just because I keep fucking getting it all wrong. All right. So let me help. Let me help Let me help this out. Let me help you out here. Uh before we get off of this You're out with a potential bay. Okay Um You guys are having a good time Let's say you guys are having a good time. Okay. Um, are you drinking? Probably definitely drinking. Yeah. Um, is he drinking? Probably definitely. I've never What are you guys drinking just for shits and giggles? Probably. I like vodka Vodka. Oh, yeah, but most of the guys I deal with like Hennessy Even better. So you're on to rock. He's on Hennessy. He's hiding all of his fuck boy tendencies from you Uh, let's say you guys are out from 30 to 4 that is an extended a period of time, but it's 11 it can happen in New York from 11 30 to 4 Are you drunk at by this point? I'd be wait by 4 o'clock. Yeah, I'd be going to the point where by the time we get home I'm probably passing out on you Also, you're too drunk. Yeah. All right. So you pass out on him. He pulls your pants down If it was the first night even just off the strength. I just don't just because I'm like wait You just don't what like I'm gonna fuck him. No, no, no, you passed out already. It's too late. Oh, yeah, okay Oh, and if he tries while I'm just in the yeah, oh He shouldn't but he does it never happened. So I can't even how do you know? Because I would feel if there was a fucking peen in my V I can't I can't challenge But um, yeah, no and I but if it was the first night and we got back and I wasn't that wasted I still wouldn't just because I think you're corny for trying on the first night You know what like has some self control for some reason maybe it's because I've been hanging out with a bunch of idiot idiot women Women I'm I've seen a lot of spiteful women Using men to get back at other men Hmm. I've never really tried that. No, no, I and it happened again on fucking love and hip-hop You watch it. Yeah, watch it. Of course you do. It's like you're it's like watching Well, well first of all, I know I know everybody on there number one and number two If you just look at it for like the comedy that it is Oh, it's hilarious. It's wonderful. I have a blast watching it. Um, so yeah with this this whole Starting fucking light skin on light skin beef between Rich and homeboy, so I don't watch the show sis go bingo. There we go Which which inspired me to let the men out there. No Because we're gonna get off love any pop but men If your friend ever tells you And I and I want I don't almost don't even want to say friend because these two guys aren't really friends But whatever if your friend ever tells you that it's okay to fuck the girl that he was just fucking It's very natural. Yep. I don't know why men do this so much. I mean this happens a lot with men Girls too. Well, no, hoe women are just hoes and don't care and a lot a lot of you guys are Eskimo sisters knowingly and just are cool I could never be and I can't fucking hang out with a bitch that thinks it's okay, but go on That thinks it's okay to do what so like fuck somebody you fuck with like what if one your boyfriend? It doesn't matter just girl code seriously like but I don't even like sloppy bitches like that like oh girl He is kind of cute like that's like, but what if it happens by mistake? If it happens by mistake wait because she didn't know we messed around. Yeah, oh then that's okay If she didn't know she didn't know but I'm very vocal about the guys I'm dealing with so if you're my good friend then you fucking know Interesting Men I feel like she'd carry themselves a bit differently I don't feel like first of all women have us outnumbered by the fucking Uh, the statistic is not in front of me, but it's a lot I don't really I don't I've never looked it on Let me take that back I've been fortunate enough to have friends and associates whose taste is different From mine. So the women that they target Are not necessarily the women that I target same with so that's you know, that's wonderful, but in the event that Uh our tastes Coincided and at one point. I wouldn't I just wouldn't be looking at my man's Ex fuck buddy. Yeah One the fucker. I mean that only happened one time And this was years ago. I mean I was probably what 24 then that's just young people 24 when I was 24 michael paul had bagged the baddest bitch in the club in sumptor south carolina Right How bad can you mean sumptor self care and that was that was why it was kind of tricky because Like it wasn't like there was another option. Yeah, so this is like the the fucking actor's house So you're just going with yeah, so he bagged the baddest bitch in the club in sumptor south carolina But he wasn't really like closing the deal And you're like I could close this deal and she clearly wanted to focus both. Okay. Oh So it would have been a train That's not called a train. Yes. It is when it's two men and a girl is a train. No, it's not a train. Yes. It is That's two dicks being rammed in your virgin. You don't know what a train is a train. I mean, it's a small train It's a very small train that is not a train. That's a fucking train three people having sex Is not a train only when it's two women and a guy is it a threesome when it's where are you getting this from? Because it's just fucking fact when it's to show me show me you hear you have the technology in front Well, use your phone you have lte on your phone. I do have lte Show me where are they is a tnt sponsoring this podcast. No one the fuck a week channel at They should sponsor just show me where you see it. I heard AT&T is really into conversations about Bitches getting trains run on them. Yeah I gotta agree with Marissa. I think once it's two dudes and a girl to train You can say running running a train Show show me this somewhere. Where would I look that up? Yeah, like where do you find that? Listen That's just you the one with this information you two consensus guys in the room. We got we got uh, that's not a train Yes, what is wrong Cory? What are you fucking sex novices, right? Cory says no Rory says yes Shout out to the white people in the room. Yes, the people that we do not want to get this information from all right So you know what? Let's let's challenge our our sources here. Okay, mighty the body. Yes. Joey the hoey You are really corny How many uh trains have you ever taken part in zero and zero? How many threesomes have you ever taken part in two and a half? Pete you're married so I won't ask you this But just looking at your whole swag right now Nothing about your aura is giving me yo that guy I'll tell you what I have never been near a train ever Don't worry Nothing about your fucking ambiance Telling me you're the go-to guy for this Rory Hey wait, look where's Rory? Probably browsing Another one that if you've ever seen Rory And you've ever just sat and spoken with this guy for more than five minutes He's probably another one and you wouldn't say you know what? I've got some three some in train questions. I'm gonna let him be my point of reference So i'm gonna go with Cory who like myself Has probably taken part in quite a few of these can we so let me school you fucking young and can we call it? Can we call a friend? Can we call somebody because I don't you and Cory live together? So you guys are gonna have the same opinion. I'm gonna call somebody you can call somebody too You guys can just plug your phone into the the headphone thing Okay, I don't know who to call I don't have any friends Just talk to the listeners for a minute. Okay, and let and let a real nigga handle this But yeah, you're gonna call someone else that's gonna agree with you and you're probably gonna text them ahead of time No, I'm not I'm gonna call someone who I think is knowledgeable I could call I wonder if he'll answer the phone He probably wouldn't even answer me Wait, why am I plugging this thing in my phone because now it'll it'll feed through But we'll feed through the headphones and guys while we're waiting I want to remind everyone to go subscribe on iTunes to this podcast Remember Tell them can y'all shut the fuck up subscribe on iTunes and search. I'll name this podcast later. It'll come up Oh, they don't fuck you First of all, don't speak to me that way How are you I have a quick question for you If two guys are sleeping with You know our fucking one girl Is that considered a train or a threesome? Thank you very much. You have a beautiful day I love and care about you And then I'm going to FaceTime you later Next Okay, but that was your friend. No, it wasn't it was a fucking porn star who i'm gonna take her word over Marissa Mendez's Peter, what's this fucking last goofy ass name frozen bird that already let you know he ain't poppin in these streets And worry what's your fucking last name? Yeah, I'm not looking for you. I'm not telling you Rory looks like fucking house his son and she I'm only laughing. I haven't done that way bong. I don't know what Why are you guys would think that two guys and a girl? Anyway, it is it's not it's not it's a threesome It's a fucking train bay and no one is running a train on me ever in their lives So why did we bring this up exactly? I don't know where were you going with this? I don't remember how we got on this Me neither. Hi Rory because you fucking ruined my fucking story. How do we do it? How do we get on this? Does anyone remember? Oh, yeah, take it. Yeah, you should probably take that out Uh Threesome threesome threesome. L.A. No limit. Um, were we back in here? Were we on bay loving hip-hop Men. Oh, yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, french fries. South Carolina, some to south carolina and michael paul Me and michael paul. We're gonna have a three. Well, uh, we we thought that we We could have had a threesome with this girl. Mm-hmm For whatever reason michael paul and his fucking prestigious cock Yikes, which i'm pretty prestigious too. So let me not say that but he felt more prestigious than i on this day Um, and he said, you know what i'm just gonna go. Just drop me off at the hotel. I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed So I dropped him off and I went and I fucking banged the shit out of the girl. Oh, man That was so that doesn't even count though because that was just like the initial you guys both meant at the same time You were more so discussing like people that have messed with someone and you're getting sloppy seconds. That's when it's ridiculous Well first of all i'm never the sloppy second dude. Yeah, like i'm too real of a nigga Okay for all of that right if anything you are gonna get my sloppy say and then and and and Keep in mind everything i'm saying right now is just really stupid because we've all had somebody second Yeah, but I mean knowingly with a friend that's when it's like corny Mm. I would never want to date the same person I mean the point of all this was was just i've seen many of relationships between men go all wrong When a man says yo You can fuck shorty. I don't mind. I don't care. It's cool And then the guy goes and fuck shorty because you said you didn't mind It's cool. And now you got all types of feelings and it's horrible and it's bad. I just want to help I don't want to see light skin on uh on light skin crime Yeah Bear in mind by the way, we're always gonna say yeah, it's cool. Well 90 percent of the time i'm gonna say it's cool So we don't sound like nah, that means nah, not me Yeah, I wouldn't say it either But most people will because they don't want to sound like a dick I would then go as far as to ask because I would want to know why this person thought it was all right to even speak to me about Yeah, that's what i'm laughing about. Yeah And then this girl, you know what else i got a problem with since i'm just gonna run my mouth here I got a problem with the young fine girls You have a lot of problem with young things Yeah Yeah, I do Yeah, I got a problem with the them and with the girl that's really fine And young because yeah, she looks fine, but she also looks like 16 like I need her to go and like fall down and get some scratches on her or or something like she just Yeah, well skin looks like it's a weak old like bitch features ain't finished developing I don't want to see a million selfies from you fucking bitches that are not fucking fully grown yet They're gonna selfie it up though. That's what young people like to do. Yeah, I know I think I know and Why weren't pictures of this popular when the disposable camera was out? I didn't see all you holes at fucking Walmart I mean um wall green because it wasn't that and CVS instant gratification That's what this generation I don't want I don't want to see where the world is going to be in another 20 I was wondering that recently. What else were you wondering? That was pretty much it because you don't wonder anything else I mean, I wonder why is jade a kiss as hard as it gets Oh, that was good Uh, I apologize for my random coffee. Oh, you are really an idiot. I don't want to get away from you now Uh, hey joey, how much time have we been recording? I kind of don't want anything to do with my memories like Why is jade a kiss as hard as it gets? That's pretty funny. That was shut up to myself. I have become the um I have become the guy that Um, and I only thought of this because we were just talking about fucking prestigious dick and all this bullshit I've become the guy that just gives The greatest relationship advice to all of my whole friends for free You took him to give advice. I'm not your whole friend, but you do give me good advice I never really follow it. But If I would I'd probably end up in better places. I would have mad less bodies. I don't have that many bodies. Let's no Well, that wasn't to say that you had that many bodies that was to say that you would have yeah Just my verbiage was different than yours, but I usually come to you after we're already Established in something and it's just not working. You normally come to me after you're in body mode Anyway, and when I and I want to when I give you this advice, it's For nothing in return at all. I know but that's but friends are supposed to do you're not supposed to be seeking advice and then Get monetary well again as I was watching love and hip-hop and I was watching rich give this girl advice on our relationship with whoever I said wow, he's gonna end up fucking this girl. So at least that's his trade-off. Oh, he gets some vagina for his advice He gets some vagina out of the situation. He talks his way right into the pussy I mean, I guess my problem is what is the point of continuing to give people advice if they don't listen to it And you're not getting anything in return. Yeah, it does get really frustrating, but do so now you see how I feel about you No, I totally get it. Well, no, I take that back because I definitely don't want anything from you Yeah, well, not any sexual favors anyway. Yeah, well, it wouldn't have happened anyway, but No, but I'm saying do you other people that you give advice to do they take it sometimes? No, so you just keep giving advice that no one's taking Yeah, probably Because women just like to keep doing the same shit over and over again, of course we do like women women enjoy that That fucking frustration Yeah, and you guys are emotional and don't let good dick be involved then you guys are always the problem with my situation And I think we also like to just really learn for ourselves and we Convince ourselves like well, he says that but he doesn't know him. He really cares about me Let me just keep trying you guys fall for some really stupid shit. Yeah, I was really following for some Like can we just start calling a spade a spade? Yeah, you guys fall for like really dickhead shit You even told me the last time I'm like, yo, you fell for the most basic Guidelines ever just because he's like good looking. I know why aren't you guys are smarter than that? because Because you're not smart. We get hypnotized which leads me to my point that I was tweeting over the weekend that As powerful as vagina may be I think dick might have it be it really might like I've Done dumb ass shit. Just like like let me think of the first time that I was ever fucking pussy whipped I didn't do anything out of the ordinary I didn't do anything spectacular. I didn't fucking bug out fucking run down the street naked. I'm like nothing wild happened. I just fucking Thought this pussy was the greatest pussy ever and I behaved that way. Mm-hmm. That was it I mean, I don't bug out completely But I Really liking them and then I'm like on our social media all day And then I'm like planning our future in my brain and then yeah when they do some fuck shit I'm like, oh, he's you know, he's just growing up. Like he's just growing pains. That's fine And then it then he does more fuck shit. I'm like, oh wait, maybe he's just a fucking retard And then that's when I come running to you like what do I do? Well, this is I don't feel right about this And then I tell you you tell me to leave it alone And then I go back like Here we are today. No, no, no, no, it's not not that simple No, then you continue to go back some more and a nigga continues to ignore you and Fucking have you gonna stand behind this you and treat you like a piece of shit And you yeah, fucking make excuses and you go back some more, right? I mean, this is pretty much the pattern Yeah, but not not like that. I mean right now. I'm pretty chillin I don't really have anyone that's like shitty around well. You just told us a whole story last week about homeboy Okay, but he's not shitty. He's just he like about your boo. That wasn't your boo. That was mad Whatever it was mad about and and now he's your boo again. Y'all aren't happy and getting married soon. No, I mean We're probably never gonna get married good But He's my friend. I'm gonna figure women out. Mm-hmm. I am If it's the last thing I do. Yeah, but that's like every I don't think any man has any woman figured out except maybe will smith I'm in jade I have lasted a while You've had a random and the things that you just how do you just go to Smith why cuz he did hitch no what no just because he said a long lasting marriage that was where I was knowing with that Plenty of people that have had long. Yeah, but I couldn't I couldn't think of one off of my head So will Smith was the first yeah, because I don't have any long lasting marriages around But it's how long have they been together with smith this girl 20 years they have not yes He just didn't interview saying that but it was like 18 of marriage 20 of togetherness Yeah, yeah, I'm old. I know I'm getting a really fucking home. You are you should basically sign up for like life alert Seeking arrangement calm you can be a sugar daddy now. I would never be a sugar daddy because I'm too real of a nigga No, you could do it. No, I mean, it's kind of like Sounds fun. What do sugar daddies do? What does that until you pay a bitch rent? I don't really know. I honestly I've never had a friend that had a buyer buyer shit buyer Fucking you just keep like you keep up her legs. You have a cat bitch. You just pay for a lifestyle. Yeah Everything why on God's green earth when I do that But sometimes I believe like there's different levels of sugar daddies where some is like just an arrangement where they have a marriage And then they just they're paying this woman to like spend time with them randomly and this sounds like the same thing All the dope boys from dykemen do I've never really dealt with the dope boy from dykemen either. So I don't really know all the dope boys up town keep a bitches lifestyle maintain it fucking Pay for company. Yeah, that's I mean they just Spice it up by going to strip club and throwing a bunch of money. So they are they fat and ugly these dope boys I wouldn't know I'm not looking at men to decide how they I mean are they fat? You could tell when someone's fat That's not like you're not scoping them out. Mm. Yeah, they're probably okay. So they're not good looking guys So that's why they have to pay for the company. That's why I was asking. I don't know that. Oh, I don't know that I wouldn't call call these gentlemen Good-looking or or not good-looking. Mm-hmm. It's really not my place to determine that right but You know you have eyes you can say when someone I've got money and I'm just not doing it like um I think I can rely on some other areas to be able to get me the vagina. I need you're a good-looking guy though And you have a personality. Yeah, but maybe some of these but maybe some of these people are good looking guys with personalities who have careers Well, the old what well usually sugar daddies are like old men I normally don't even tip in a strip club because I feel like if if I wouldn't give these bitches a dollar in the street Like if I wouldn't say a word to them then like why the fuck would I come in here and give a whole bunch of money? uh Well when they give you a lap dance do you tip them? Well, normally I'm gonna lap dance then from a friend And I probably know them all so then you should tip your friends. This is their job Yeah, but no, but then I'm not tipping them because they look so great and they get my dick card I'm tipping them because they don't owe me and right and they'll probably just fucking give it back to me later anyway Well in some way or another right Okay, well, um, oh strip club is tonight What's the critical? Yeah, I went to Sam's in LA and and Sam's was really bad. It's like Sam something with an H right Sam's I don't know anything about that Sam. I think my friend. It was supposed to be an after-hour spot. Um Sam's gentlemen gentlemen's club. Mm-hmm. I'm not sure But it was really really bad Now mind you we did go the after-hours. They couldn't serve alcohol So they did they sold these uh these bottles of champagne. They were only like 1% of alcohol And nobody was getting drunk off of these things nobody I was with anyway, and I was there with one two three four I would be like six seven women just me and Crook shut out the crook. Oh, he was he lives in California. Yeah, he lived in California. So he came and met me over there So it's me and just seven women and no alcohol and and really bad looking Dancers and strippers So if anybody's listening to this podcast that knows to pop in night of Sam's because I'm not just gonna um Speak horribly about the place based off one night. I don't operate that way I like to I like to have a bevy of information before I conclude something about anything. Um So I maybe we'll give Sam's another go. I think my boy deejis there on Sundays or Mondays Are we plugging your fucking boys? No, but I'm saying I think that he has a good it's good nights on those nights You're you would say that this is your fucking people. Yeah, but he don't need me to be plugging him He had a great career He he might need you to plug him if if we're going off my night that I saw in fucking Sam's no Even though the music was good. The music was good. But music was DJ. I don't fucking know What do you think I went up to you? Yo, my man. Yo, you're great. What's your name Sean? He might shout isn't they fucking shout their name out 47 and a half. Are you in your phone trying to remember your friends DJ name? No, I know it's fucking DJ name is Dre Sinatra. Hey, Dre, but I'm trying to find out what night he's on Well, we went on um most of that a Friday night Yeah, he always is yeah I'm trying to find like a flyer, but yes, Sam's wasn't the move even though I did go to a really cool hookah spot called uh What was the name of that spot? Oh the spot It was called the spot. Yeah, it was called the spot. It was great. Yeah, it was they had big couches The food was great. It was outside at a really good Oreo milkshake. I forgot what uh rose had Oh, she had tea, but the tea was really good. Oh Rosa Costa Yo, my nigga. Did I say that is a million roses in the universe? There is not a million And you're not friends with a million roses. I am friends with plenty of roses. Give me three You're not gonna know them. Okay. So do you know them? And even if it was Rosa Costa, I wouldn't say it But anyway, so yeah, roll that a tea, but the tea was really really good. Um, that place was really fucking dope and fans kept coming up to yo Yo, you the man. Yo, you crazy. You that nigga. I never knew how many relationships I was responsible for Relationships with other people like no, no, no like like uh couples I got a lot of people together because of your music. Yeah, that's so cool And I've kept I've kept a lot of people together. Do they like come up to you and tell you their story? Uh, yeah, and some of these women uh come up have Have come up. Can you stop throwing things during the podcast? Some of these women have come up to me and let me know that I am the voice to help them understand their significant other when they are having trouble You've never well That's crazy. Yeah, so you've never helped me with it. Oh, yes. I have. Yes. I that would be a lie You would be lying on a podcast right now. I've definitely helped you with that No, but not your music is what I'm saying. No, I'm not talking about my music. I'm talking about me Oh, you definitely that's because you know me personally. I know people don't know me personally So I have to use my music if they didn't but I would like to use your music too All right. Well, you try that sometime, but in the event that they knew me personally They would just call me and I would give them amazing advice like I give to you that you just fucking don't use because you want to Be fucking dotty McNadi. I don't want to be not even naughty But I do think that it's really really cool that people can do that through your music What do you we have like a fucking sentiment a moment here? No, but why are you fucking gazing at me? Are you because I just I I I feel very honored to have a friend that's that talented that could inspire you? No, my I have I have no I have eyelashes in so it makes my eyes water Yeah, what are you like fucking 16? Are you 16? No, I'm 34 And Here's another thing dammit Now you know how many people I keep seemed yeah, I see a million people tweet Yo Chillin like fucking 34 years old And he tweet like that like then they get a to old a tweet like that. Well, let me tell you young people Let me be the one to inform you guys. What do you think happens at 34? You guessed it Nothing Nothing at all It's the exact same shit. They talk about 34 like it's 55 60 And even 55 60 I wouldn't say it's bad because I know a few 55 60 But anyway, it's on up there getting it You'll put a just snitch on have you just shut it finished. I don't even know who you're referring to What's that movie called? Uh, probably not 50 shades of fucking horn. I'm not into that weird shit I feel like you just would say that you're just not going to be into it because people into it No, no, I'm not one of those people if i'm a height beast all the time I just um, I don't know I don't want to go to a fucking movie with my dumbass friends and get all hot and bothered watching other people have sex on the screen Like for all that I don't just go have sex like what does the point of watching other people have sex is that what that's about? Yeah, it's about like some kinky white guy that's like into some really weird shit And that's what has all you fucking bitches gone. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to see or read about I don't want to read about it either and get all hot like especially if i'm by myself like where what am I what am I doing with that? for all that i'll fucking go to porn hub and It's just like a real nigga. Yeah, like i'm not gonna read a book about it or go see a movie with a bunch of other people And then it's really awkward because i'm in a theater full of people doing something that you usually do in private So like nah, well you would play with yourself in a theater from no i'm saying watch porn. That's what i meant I want to go see this movie just to see what women are fucking And especially with like old people in the theater with me like I will be still bothered women just pick the dumbest shit The fucking be into but that's not why i brought the movie up. I brought it up to say that i keep hearing amazing things about the soundtrack Um, oh yeah, they have the weekend on there. They have I don't know and that's where it stops for you. That's all i remember. I can't remember. Oh, yeah, it must be because they have the weekend and uh, yeah Part of it was great way to go. No, you know, it also looks like it has a good soundtrack Uh fast and furious seven. There's like a ton of artists on there. I keep seeing them put out singles Michael seven strater That's all i remember right now. Damn And on that note Um, no, but literally there's like a hella artist. Hey, what's that fan's name in there? Oh? Peter Peter how much uh time You're five minutes over Well, we're going to cut out your whole little Beel before anyway. Hey to be five minutes over because we have to keep the people coming back and wanting more of a stupid radio bullshit That everybody yelled at us by the about that Be able to subscribe on iTunes or what this explain how it works If i knew how it was Go to iTunes search I'll name this podcast like later and subscribe and then our new episode will just pop up on your phone every week You won't have to do anything And it would be very kind if people were subscribers if they liked and commented and did all that stuff That's how they show support for the podcast like and fucking comment you bitch ass motherfuckers We love you though. Wait, is that how we're What is going on? Maybe I could like I've met you. Your parents are great So where did you just go wrong? Was it your hand curses like a fucking sailor? I'm going to blame how will you when you first heard a dip set song? Um, I was in the ninth grade, which is how I was 14. I know who you're listening to before then m&m I was a huge m&m fan. I'm talking I think maybe m&m dip set maybe ruined you. Yeah, no definitely. Oh, and that's definitely what I want to talk about next week I want to talk about hip-hop raising people. Oh my gosh. I'm a great for that I raised I try not to talk about hip-hop on these podcasts because I have way too much to say About hip-hop and apparently You are not allowed to speak on hip-hop if you're a part of hip-hop Yeah without being a hater or having your whole fucking resume put under a fucking microscope So I try not to do that, but maybe next week I'll make an exception Because I'm you know, we used to have this debate all the time that that um and this was back in the day that most of the most of the Lost girls were lost because uh they were raised on Jay Z and fucking big lyrics And today I think it may be worse Because I think most of these girls have been raised on fucking Wayne and fucking Yeah, we'll talk about it. Well First artist let's just put that out there that I'm not lost. I don't go into this category But why are you personalizing this because you were referencing you? I was what inspired you to say that but then me and I was talking to you. I will say that I M&M played a huge part in Like me, but dip set literally like is why I'm like even in music today. So they help. Oh, they're very Wait, are we going to help? I'm saying they help like me Something that we can play you've been on. Are you on your period? No, but I don't know everything is like really sentimental and emotional And mushy. I went from having some talking some real shit about hip-hop raising people and you said Well, even though nothing nobody raised me. I want to think Jim Jones to capo Cam Jules Ziki was good Diffs that won't buy one amps a day without all of these people I don't even think I would be where I met today and first of all, where are you today? Like you said like you were like you were somewhere today. I'm very somewhere. Where are you? Here I am right now. I'm still fucking four th and eighth recording this level No, and maybe I'm gonna come run up in this building and ask me for an autograph We're nine on 54th and 8th number one Number two. Can we not address the people that we want to subscribe as bitch ass niggers Because that's why we start as exactly what you said. Oh, okay, uh and three um My eyes are really it's not a three, but everything just always sounds better when you have extra Yeah, let's just throw three in there. Just say something Three no, no, that was it. Okay. All right. I think this was good. All right. I enjoyed you getting back to your Uh, to my co-host back to where you fucking go on. All right, I was hosting last week No, no, well, we'll never tell another one Never we don't ever want to hear a story. We don't ever want to hear your celebrity gossip You fucking talk to me enough enough is enough I had we have to find a way for me to cut your mic out without just pulling a wire out of the thing of a jig right there Anyway, um have a wonderful week. No, no, no, you don't tell me to sign. Are you telling me to have a wonderful week? Yes, you have a wonderful week. I want the listeners to have a wonderful week And I want you guys to know two things number one Mottie wouldn't be where she is And two two-part cares if don't nobody else care. All right Stop trying to have the last word on my that was great. I said the fuck up my one piece [laughs]