The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Episode Later Episode 2
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We're going guys whenever you want to start, worry why you got your fucking worry looks like a pilgrim adult gap outfit on No, he looks like We'll be trying to look fucking extra fancy and shit his like stature is kind of like that guy that goes giggy Giddy from family guy like that's a sure. Mime. Yeah, what you're built. I could see it He really be trying to play off his fucking burgundy beard It's orange Might be a real contrast with this Tony All right, um, do we start already? All right, ladies and gentlemen Joe Biden Marissa go ahead This guy let me tell you what I don't like about Peter Peter was 45 minutes late and now he's got this He had the fucking nerve He's got the tone in his voice as if to rush me with my fucking podcast fuck out of here Peter He was getting a haircut - I want to add that You know, I was funny funny when people get haircuts and then they don't look like they got a haircut Yes, we had his hair like I said, it looks the same I hate you both and first of all, there's nothing worse, Joe They're getting chastised by you for being late not only were you late last week when you walked in you went I was outside talking to Safari then I decided to smoke a cigarette you piece of shit Well, I thought that my conversation was far him Was a good talk topic so technically I was prep you saw that as show prep. He was investing in the show That's what he definitely show prepping like Marissa and I were supposed to do today when we spoke yesterday And then she came in 45 minutes late with you. You see why you can't give people a few listens You give Marissa a few listens and she said turns into a fucking diva already a Mariah Carey But anyway, well enough of that Marissa Harry. Hey I'll name this podcast later Episode 2 here. We are is where I'm last week. I made a mistake and called it I'll name the show later Yeah, but I think we originally said that we had like four different names like it was like this podcast that podcast this show All right, we're giving a listen too much information right now They don't need to know that we were indecisive. They don't need to know we had so many options to choose from So yeah, I'll name this podcast later with my beautiful co-host Beverly bothers me to say oh, but that's sweet. I'm only saying it because it sounds good. It sounds amazing and it's true So that's also there's also that That's debatable - we've done all that and we have yet to say your name. Why don't you introduce yourself? Oh Marissa Mendez the queen of cool stuff Yeah, you're not the queen of anything yeah, probably not But see what I mean that goes back to my uh Mariah Carey reference You just want to have like a cool moniker the queen of fuck. Yeah, I gotta work on that next week I'm gonna come back on me to have like a thing like an AKA thing. All right, that's great I want to thank everybody who tuned in last episode I appreciate you. Yeah, we've gotten a lot of good feedback. We've gotten good feedback. We've gotten Now I haven't seen too much negative feedback I mean, I was reading on some of the message boards since I am a vlogger So that's all I do and on the boxed in I think they called me a mexican bitch Box is real And they said that my mouth is funny So there's that thank you guys. I like my mouth and um They guessed that the rapper that we were discussing was Ty Dolla sign which means they know nothing about me. So Well Funny thing happened Uh, I got an influx of text messages About my show last week hour Oh, man, this is right here. She did this, uh, he goes to go. She's gonna break up and scum break up the fat boys Is this horrible? Uh, I got a whole bunch of texts. Um After we did the podcast um from some supporters um And a few from some people that I wouldn't have expected to be listening to Um, my podcast one of those people being Shut the fuck up people being um Someone that I used to deal with okay She wasn't very happy with With uh, the end of our podcast and for those of you who missed it, uh Marissa for some rhyme or reason wanted to run off my ex-girlfriends and I denied all of them to hear me included Yeah, I can debate me into here. But anyway, um, one of them didn't like it. They didn't like it at all Um, I'm not telling. Oh, yeah, um, and and and they're cancer. So it was like Cancer's are very emotional People Mm-hmm. Cancer's just cry all day. Okay next to boxes of tissue Nice over everything. So even the text messages were coming through like Like fucking the Niagara Falls. Just water. Oh my god I wonder if it's the same one that actually yesterday night last night I liked my picture of our podcast photo and then liked another picture. Who did it? Uh She didn't yeah, yeah That was her way of me like bitch. I see you Yeah, women are very petty that way they are and she has not she's I mean I guess she still follow me from back then, but she hadn't liked a photo of mine since like ever so there's that One day. I'm gonna get into why women are so petty Yeah, and since you're a woman you should be able to help with that. Yeah. Well, I mean even though you're probably one of the more clueless women You look really confused Yeah, we're uh petty. I guess I think men are more petty. Do you know what I got a worse text? I got a text that said uh from one of my booze. He said heard the podcast. Good luck with your career I want no parts of you. Oh, this sounds interesting. Yeah, I was uh, tell us more I was pretty upset about it. I don't understand because he and I You know, I've been dealing with him for like almost two years. Oh, wait, can this be like Joe button advice? You should okay. Okay. Yes. Okay, so we've been dealing with each other for like almost two years And it's one of those situations where I'm realistic. Wait, can we pause? Yes Dealing with we need to need some I just need a little bit clearer. Look, we talk we talk almost every day. There's no title here No, there's no title and I'm pretty clear. I'm Now i'm very realistic in the sense that I knew it wasn't really going to go very far He's told me since the beginning that i'm somebody he couldn't see himself with because he wants someone that's not known That's not in the media and the limelight. He can't really deal with that. So I get that but we had a good like Situation or you know, are you actually known? He you know, you took the fucking thought out of my way Where exactly is Marissa? No, i'm out in these streets being all right, but that doesn't That doesn't mean that you are known. No, but I mean like What? That limelight. Yeah, I mean like, you know, like people know me a little bit more than more than the fucking random secretary Bitch that he wants from knowersville USA That's what he envisions his wife to be not some bitch that hangs out with rappers and shit Yeah, you know what it is. It's because of this life. It's tremendous block. Yo people think bloggers are like I'm a fucking superstar. Fuck what you heard. All right. Yo bloggers are just like you fucking regular people They just are typing their thoughts. Yeah, I mean, but like I do cool shit. You know, all right Well, will not hit argue that can continue with your story. So you're known and he's insecure great. We got that so far It's secure. I just I don't know He is insecure if he doesn't want a woman that is known for whatever reason Whatever and he you know, he's out here and like he's very open about the shit that he does and All right. I don't know what this means. What does he do? You know, he has a ton of other bitches. Whatever. How does someone how does someone um Open that dialogue at first. We didn't and then a couple of months ago. I was in his city and uh Making friends with his friends and shit. What were you doing in his city? It was a separate event that had nothing to do with him Particularly okay. Um, so I was making friends with some people this one girl specifically were like becoming besties So you were out there being known. Yes, I was out there, you know, all right be immersed amendous as visual and Long story short, so I'm like talking to this girl and she's like, oh my god. You're so pretty I'm like stop it girl. You're so pretty. Oh my god And then like we took it we went to take a group photo and then he had to jump in He's like, no, no, I gotta get in this picture So we take the picture me and her follow each other on instagram. We tag each other. We're the best of friends Then I go home the next week. He comes out here We we you know we hang out and then he tells me that Hold up before we get to your the climax in your story because that's I'm well I'm also intrigued that women do that what women friends with girls? No, but combesties And it was like it was a super fake. I used that term extremely loosely. I've I don't know why you following this person now. I mean, you just met this woman I know absolutely nothing about this woman at all. How do you get to know them? You don't follow them. Oh, is that how you get to know somebody? I mean, I'm not gonna have a text relationship with her You don't even know if this person takes good pictures or not I mean, I'm gonna find that out and give her a trial run. And if she has sucky photos, I'm gonna unfollow her That's how you love phone bitches All right, so then after we hang out over here, he proceeds to tell me that um I met his other bitch and I was like, what and he was like, yeah, you know, you guys took that photo together And I'm like you really like we're adamant about jumping in a photo and you ended up taking a photo with me And your other bitch and neither one of us fucking knew and you let us tag each other and follow each other He's like, well, I wasn't supposed to tell you then like it would have been bad So now we're blaming this man for You know that you know, I'm honestly that was a fucking g move and I have to tip my hat because that like you did that you did that Yeah, but I don't know if he won the game where you guys lost the game Oh, I definitely lost the game. No, no, no. No, that's a sport saying. I know but we know that you guys lost I don't know if I'm crediting him for the win or you guys for the losses what I'm saying Because you two motherfuckers just jumped up followed each other. He had nothing to do with anything He didn't you're right y'all decided to take this picture Um, and you just didn't stop him from jumping in which you wouldn't right, but I would I would look at that Um peculiar if if a man just wanted to jump in a picture Like he was like, oh, yeah, I'll take a photo without me. I'll put it in my head I'm like, oh, they want to take a picture with me and in her head. She said, oh, my baby wants to take a picture with me Yeah, and uh, no all right. So you two are idiots. Yeah, and then so then after that I was mad So I left where you were I mean, I was her I cried and then he was like, why are you crying? You're not mad I'm like, I'm gonna tell me if I'm mad So then I left and uh, I had to take a cab to my car and my car actually had gotten towed So it ended up being like a two hour long walk of shame from his hotel room You're not really making anyone out there want to live the known life None of this sounds I didn't say this shit was glamorous, son None of this sounds amazing. It was pretty shitty actually I had a matted weave in the in the uh In the place I had like the smeared eyeliner You need to try to like wipe it off a little bit when you when you wake up in the morning But it's still like on your eye. No, I don't you're looking at me. I don't know Oh, well, I mean you freaking slept with enough How they wake up with eyeliner in the morning, that's not necessarily true I had no coat in the middle of November. I had dress pants dress shoes And then when I went to go pay my grill popped out of my wallet and fell on the floor Someone had to pick it up. It was such a tragic day So you just out there living recklessly and then this is after one my heart's like broken in pieces at the moment Okay, not in pieces, but it was a little outside And then we didn't talk for two months I didn't want to stay for the record that she said long story short and then Really long story. This is the longest story Anyway, so then we uh started talking again like the top of this year And um, we were cool and then he heard this podcast and he basically said fuck off So here we are What grounds does he have to say fuck off? I mean he I don't know And that's why i'm sad I'm like I thought we were like at this cool understanding place because now that we got cool again We were like openly talking about like, oh god this bitch in my house. I'm like, oh, yeah, I saw this dude It was like cool. And then you then I don't know where we went wrong. No, you got to be careful of guides and in their double standards It's really shitty. All right, so I mean, this is what i'm gathering here So he can have holes because i'm assuming that he's upset that you spoke about uh your holes Yeah, that plus he's like oh, you're making yourself sound crazy. I'm like how i'm fucking single and i'm fucking just chilling Homeboy, whoever you may be He's a nice guy though. Oh, fuck out of here I mean i'm not that I know he isn't a nice guy, but i mean, all right. You want me to speak highly It's gone. You're looking at me your cheek to cheek your smile. I don't know. You know, he really probably Why do women get like that over men that don't belong to them? I don't know. I don't know I don't know, you know whiz gave me advice about this guy too, which uh, which is amusing whiz was like oh, he's a great guy Marissa Congrats and i was like thing who's whiz califa? Okay, all right. Let's put this little tidbit out there about whiz whiz is like normally high Valid that's number one right whiz is like a modern day hipster valid Whiz probably thinks and he and whiz is an amazing guy. He's dope So because of that because of those things he probably thinks everybody is an amazing person Very true unless you're like a really shitty person Yeah, you would have to be a fucking real sleaze ball for whiz califa to not like you Like amber at this moment. He thinks she's pretty shit. Did you see that this weekend? Wait, are we doing like celebrity gossip right now? Yeah, I think I tried to smoothly segue there I wasn't so good. I wasn't done with you being heartbroken Okay, let's go back. I'm good because I want to go. I want to go back talking to him Then why'd you segue out? Oh, I just felt like the right move, but fine. We'll just go back You gotta get your ego out of this podcast Your name is in little fucking tiny letters on the fucking promo. It wasn't even Stop branding right now All right, so this guy so you're sad and you're I'm laughing because it's like it was dramatic the text was a bit dramatic I'm gonna cover a pain I'm like coming to heart laugh at my pain, you know A little bit Oh, never really. No, okay Do we care anymore about like so you still want to continue to deal with this man I mean, I don't think that's an option. I don't think he really wants to fuck Oh, it's an option. He's got a dick. You've got a vagina. It's an option still That was vulgar. Um, it's honest. I mean like you gotta catch people in their lusty moment You're right, right? Yeah, time and timing is everything So maybe a little perturbed now and and how I take that is that clearly he has some some Feelings for you that are greater than what he has expressed Because if he didn't care he just wouldn't care he wouldn't communicate it to you like if when niggas had done it done That's true. They're not giving you why they're done unless they want to open dialogue for you to be like, oh, but big So he probably cares Okay, and clearly you care So maybe you guys are in like an open relationship, maybe so if you're listening, which you probably are I care Hey, see like me. I end up watching like a G. She already hit me and she's like, oh my god How could you say all those horrible things? How could you say it was fake? How could you say you didn't care about me? How could you say it? I said, yo dog Clearly you don't understand the podcast world drops mic That's it. Yep. Boom. I wouldn't I tried to do that too. I'm like, you know It's like a thing and he was like, I don't give a fuck. Marissa. I believe that story completely about true being thirsty in the club I know you Well, not the backtrack, but you were really No, and I have a text that from from Sasha that said, um, I stopped. Why don't we keep talking about people like? I know Who is Sasha was with us that night, but who is this person? She was the girl with us Just to let the listeners know if I didn't alright. My memory is really really bad And I have a hard time retaining things unless I need to Sasha is not prevalent in my life. Okay, so my mom And tell and tell the listeners about Sasha Sasha's awesome. I didn't mean like that That's a no. She's a publicist from Los Angeles. Oh, okay. So yeah, wait. I'm not sure. Yeah. She was with us at all Sasha this important for me to have to remember anyway, I was saying she sent me a text that said tell Joe that I was there to say that Blank looked very happy to see me when I did say hello. Hey, okay, so Sasha stupid too Hell hell this Sasha. I don't actually know you do know. No, I literally know what range of ages She I would say around my age. I would assume you have what you kind of got like an arrested development thing going on The rest of tv show Arrested development Oh, this is a great segue where I want to go arrested development is when So I kind of did that segue right is when you know is when you developed late Mm-hmm. That's so that I think I see if anything so when you had yeah, you definitely sure Um when you haven't uh when you haven't developed quite as quickly as someone your age should have developed It's like mall my friend mall mall mall is great. I don't know where mall is what he's doing. What's he been lately? I don't know, but then I don't really care about what he's doing. But mall Is what 32 33 and has not had a girlfriend since Uh, he was 17 or ever so when he finally does get into relationship He will experience our arrested development because bitches to just be looking at him like he's a retard. But anyway That was a great segue that you halfway came up with thank you. Shout out to my segue. I hate young people All right, I love you. That wasn't where I thought you're gonna know really. This has been the topic that this has been the topic uh Amongst my friends Not even my friends really just uh Rory my fucking uh stupid young friend 10 year old Roy Yeah, Rory's like fucking 12. That's been the topic between him and I for quite some time. So okay and ageism Um, he calls me an old fuck granite. Maybe that a little bit. I may be a bit of a dinosaur I've got old soul. What are you 32? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? First of all, yeah, don't just throw my age on. I'm 34 Oh shit And I'll be 35. Gosh. No, you have months and months before 35. Can you enjoy 34? But wait, I said that as if people didn't know that 35 Right. That's unlike relax. God willing. I'll be 35 because tomorrow's not promised All right, but you fucking young people, right? And really you should be out of this because by 27 28 You should be kind of getting a grip on life. I have a grip on life. Uh Well, let's go back to your story. Uh You were fucking a dude who wasn't your dude You ended up in a picture with your dude That wasn't your dude that you were fucking and his other bitch that probably wasn't his girl that he was fucking Then your car got told and then the same dude who has no title on your uh on you guys's relationship at all Was able to come and chastise you and point the finger at you for courting another dude Nothing about that sounds like your life it together I mean, you know certain aspects aren't necessarily all there and per se but uh, I got something is going on for me So at least at least I got that going All right. So anyway, uh by by 27 28 because you know women women are like Women always feel like well younger women. Anyway, you had you guys have like a time Uh, you guys put a clock on everything Like y'all want to be married by a certain age you want to have children by a certain age Uh, you want to have uh, you want to be successful being in career mode by a certain age guys. We can I just wing it Yeah, yeah, we just kind of go go with the flow. Okay Fuck we always like along with this. I don't know because you're talking about ageism then you just got into males and females so Which is it? I don't know. I'm off on a tangent here. I don't remember but but yeah, I hate young young people just uh And and let me just throw this out there. I am aware that we all were young at some point Right at some point. I was 21 22 23, but it's different now. It's different now because Like I was just telling somebody, um, my barber this morning actually when I was letting him know how much I hate young people Make sure my forehead doesn't look big in that photo. All right back when I was young The only people that knew that we were stupid were our parents Our grandparents, um loved ones We didn't have we in in this eight in this technology age Y'all just let everybody know how stupid y'all are well because we have access to too many forums and like wait a little bit. That's my point is too much fucking information coming from too many inexperienced people that don't know that they don't know shit and that bothers me So when Rory says to me that the great adventures of slick rick was not an incredible album I have to I don't care. Listen, you keep you're fucking mouth. It's not your name is not on the show Not the Rory or Marissa show dammit. Yeah. So when Roy says things like that to me and Roy wasn't even a thought And his father's fucking nuts When that album Uh came out. I just have to question it I just have to look at it a certain way bong Funny story time cool actually now. This is a short story Marissa. I'm like the 45 minute story that you told early This girl was a randomly throwing out their straps on the timeline and She was doing so in a way that I was very curious to know how old she was Right Now for the listeners when I ask how old someone is Were you curious or was your dick curious? No My dick was not curious I don't know what you're umming. Okay when I ask someone how old they are. It's typically because I want to see if their Uh stupidity is justifiable. Okay Or I want to see you know, it's just for me to gauge certain things It wasn't because my dick was hard Wasn't because I wanted to penetrate this young woman even though she was fairly attractive in his pictures But in my age I learned to never trust pictures Okay, never so anyway, I go to DM this girl Question, and I don't even use the DM feature on Twitter. I really don't Um most of the time it's men DMing me about fucking music shit and links and in calid About promoting shit Hey calid Yeah calid's great. Um, so I DM this girl and I say hey quick question. How old are you? She says 22 Um, no, she says 22 But not like the typical 22 euros that you're used to So already this conversation is off their best art Yeah And already so so I want to give her the benefit of the doubt Maybe she isn't like the typical 22 euros that i'm used to even though she knows nothing about the 22 euros that i'm used to And any bitch that says that is Is probably Definitely, but I don't want to judge. Okay. I don't want to judge. I try not to say it on trial. Yeah. Yeah, I try not to be judgey um Judgey, and I say to this what the fuck Why are we? What do you why? Why are you cursing worried right now? He's taking pictures of me. You're supposed to be listening to my quick story the same way I listened to your 45-minute story About dude that deaded you. He loves me. He doesn't know it though. Maybe he loves differently But anyway, so I I DM this girl back and I say um Oh no, she says i'm like, uh, the next DM was i'm i'm not stupid at all And I said hello. Well that is exactly Um, what I thought and why i was asking you Your age and damn i'm almost want to find it That's the DM. Yeah, I gotta find it. I gotta find it Which will be very easy to find because my dms are not very active at all How long ago was this? This was like a couple of days ago. Oh, where's this girl? This is a twitter DM Yeah, what other type of DM would it be? Instagram DM. Mm. I have once flourished off of an instagram DM. Okay, here we go. Um, that's why I was asking Um, but that is what all the youngin say she says how do you I say 34? She says you're not old enough to call me a youngin ziz emoji Lol and I say i'm not well, how old must I be to call you that I would love to hear it? Um, she says it's less about the actual number and more about how you think tweet and I said That is my cue and the moral of that story is It took this girl all of not even five minutes to let me know how stupid she was She's probably listening to now. She probably doesn't send a podcast at 22 Maybe not this girl I mean, I don't even care if she's if she's listening. Yeah, but I want all of the young people to just go to like their own planet No, really no, but then this would be like a old ass boring world of like old people that do boring shit Or I want people to just Shut the fuck up like it would be you and peep people like you and peep that fucking watch tv That'd be wonderful. No, I would love to just watch tv me and peep and like fucking talk about cigarettes and dogs Like that's what the fuck you guys would do Fuck and watch tv and talk about cigarettes and dogs. Well peep would want to watch little league baseball And I wouldn't allow that but outside of that I would love to just sit and chill me and peep away from young women Like young people are just not open to new information. They're very self-absorbed um And you see this all day on twitter and then drake doesn't help matters when he says things like fucking uh, uh What the fuck did he say? Um, don't ever take advice. That was great advice. Uh, yeah, I don't understand that Don't ever take advice. That was great advice. He was having a conversation with his mother and his mother said don't ever take advice And he said that was great advice. Um, that's dumb as shit Well, I mean we really can't actually that's a fucking contradiction within itself because don't ever take advice is advice That is advice and if you listen to it, then you just totally ignore it But that's number one. Number two drake is a fucking multi-millionaire at the age of 27 So whatever works for drake works for drake. I think he's 28 now. Oh, same shit 28. That's great But you just now you have this I had just the wrong message to send to these fucking idiots out here. Yeah, I mean they're only gonna be stupid anyway, whether he can learn Ah story time. Okay You can learn from other people For example Certain people that you learn valuable Um valuable lessons from wool all the way you will remember them for the rest of your life Just like fucking eric caratini. Do you know eric caratini is not even a small clue. Okay. Let me tell you who eric caratini is And this is not long story short. He sounds like it should be like an 80s movie eric caratini when I was in the sixth Grade I had a crush on a woman To say on eric caratini Don't be stupid Rosa. I had a crush on a woman and her name was alma Reyes, okay The man again. She was a guy. She was worried. Okay. Oh, she was beautiful. She was amazing I used to get hyped when she my desk was like right behind hers. I was such a mutt You ever just look back at yourself and say what a fucking idiot. I was not every day, but yeah, yeah as you should Anyway, alma Reyes was gorgeous. Okay, I used to get upset when she didn't come to school Oh, I used to have those moments especially when you waste the bomb Well, you just got out of school like a year ago. Okay, but um And alma Reyes didn't pay me any attention. Mm-hmm Because alma Reyes liked eric caratini fuck No, but you can't say that you can't say fuck you can't be down and out about it. It can't be said it can't be depressed eric caratini He wasn't much cooler than me in the six actually Was he in the sixth grade might have been in his seventh grade even worse. Yeah, he was older. Um, he sold drugs Does he city? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was uh, this is uh Charles J. Waters ps24 I was the spelling champion in 97. Alma Reyes didn't care about that 97. I was in fourth grade. Oh my god I hate you young people, but anyway, um, he sold drugs he had all of the clothes that uh, I couldn't afford that my my mom would not purchase for me They were ironed. Um You didn't iron your clothes. No, I didn't iron my god. I still don't iron my clothes. I'm like a poor thing even if you're poor You can fucking iron clothes Oh, whatever. Yeah, I don't iron clothes either, but I was just like whatever. Um, he could fight Everyone knew it. I got a difference in uh being able to fight and everyone knowing that you could fight people just respected this guy And he didn't really seem to pay alma Reyes very much attention. So they were both paying each other dust Wait, what? Well, no, okay. I fucked that up. She was paying you dust. He was paying her dust Are you introducing like a new lingo to me right now paying dust paying dust? Yeah, it's like a fucking for it's like a You fucking old ass All right time out tomorrow explain this to me paying dust like I don't know how to explain it It just is it's just like how does that even make sense? It doesn't paying it doesn't make sense but does on fleek make sense No, I want to talk about on fleek too. I'm so happy that the white people are stealing on fleek from you guys I love it. I'm very excited. Who's you guys like you young people whoever the fuck came up with because I didn't come up with the white People are stealing it. It was just on good day, New York a good morning. Oh, yeah Are you on fleek it was just white lady sitting there? Oh beautiful. The answer is no Because I hate fleek. I hate everything about fleek. It's like a it's pretty still a thing. I like lit Shit is lit. There's a great way into a new conversation But and we I do want to talk about those things but eric and I learned so many valuable things from eric carotini What did she learn? Oh, I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you what I learned But I mean the point is that you just can learn things from other people sometimes even without them saying a word I'm sure that eric carotini had a lot to do with me being as as cool and calm as I am right now And just behaving a certain way around women. I learned I learned things from you I haven't really used them but I There we go. Yeah, you know, I I like the way that you like calmly like go about life and stuff and Is that it? Yeah, because I mean otherwise Your dating record hasn't you know My every time every time we talk and we just go we reference I'm trying to say like I'm trying to figure out like things. Otherwise, we're two different people so I can't really model my life after yours, but like Your demeanor is cool and like Oh, if that's all it you're not giving a fuckish. I could take a page out of that Sometimes I give too much of a fuck if that's all we've gotten out of my 34 years on earth in my life I mean, that's just me But oh so wait, so then I saw eric carotini recently Now recently this was years ago. Oh um This was I was what? 24 25 What is this voice that you're giving me? I was in the height of things. Okay The tables had turned. Oh, you know, you should like read horror stories Things were very much different and that fucking soil mareas at some point around there and she though Is she still bad? Oh, yeah, she was still fine. You should like search her now on twitter Now amareas was still fine when I saw her but But probably every spanish bitch has a name. She said oh hey stranger. Oh, she hey stranger to me I was in business. I was back. I was back. Yeah, I was in business. So I curved down the rais um An ericare teammate had like a demo. He was trying to give me no Come on eric, you're supposed to be cool and sell drugs and fucking beat people up not rap I mean, my memory is bad. So I can't say that that's what was happening But he didn't look like the same ericare tini that uh was the man I'm like picturing him like the funds from fucking he was mixed like a talian and some other shit He was really a cool guy, man Shout out to ericare tini and amareas if they're out there listening Why would you even ask me in the beginning to you know who ericant whatever the fuck his name is? Course I didn't know him. Maybe you know him. Maybe he's my neighbor now. I live in jersey city. Oh You live on a real quiet white Block i know and like every old part like I live in a building full of old people They sent a memo one time. They said if there's a fire stay in your room and we'll come get you Now that actually is pretty funny Like I read it like five times when this has to be wrong and it said please um, please do not leave Stay in your apartment cover the door if they're smoke coming through the door Open windows if there's flames. I'm like what kind of fucking it's because these old people will probably break a hit running down the steps That's funny. I too would want you to stay in the room Wait why are you trying to say you want me to burn to death? That's really not cool or funny. You basically just wish death upon me. Oh my dick. I'm sorry. Listen um um Since we're done with uh A fire. I too. That's off white white. I did a photo shoot there when we don't care Because i'm because i'm alchia. I did a photo shoot on my fire escape lunch and I looked really cute We don't care about your photo shoot pewds barber doesn't care about his fucking hair cut his hairline or his hair cut Yeah, it was funny about uh now we'll talk about it later um celebrity uh gossip Yes amber and wiz this weekend. Yeah, you just get right into it No, because I feel very adamant about this situation and I would love to hear your thoughts on it Well, can I do like a 10 10 win sort of thing, you know what go ahead and get no did you get some sound effects? Doesn't tell you was like done done done. There we go perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Beep record that and we'll spice that for the next one Sound just like yeah, that was one for okay amber and wiz. Yeah, so um Saturday morning. Oh, was it sunday morning? Uh, I don't know you're supposed to be informing us Yes, Sebastian's birthday was saturday So uh amber rose had just gotten back from Trinidad where wiz and his mother had custody of Sebastian the entirety How do we know all of this stuff because social media shows oh miss peachy og peachy the mom Had mom too. Yeah, she's on twitter. Oh, she likes she's very vocal on twitter and instagram throwing shade amber's way saying negative things Um bashing her for not taking her son's last name. Oh, you were so in love that you didn't take his last name. She did all of that and um So they had the baby the whole week the baby went with wiz to the grammys all these great things right all for the past couple of weeks Now just away what we still know all of this information from social media. Yeah Yes, that's it. So we don't have a source. No, but they're there are source. Hello We don't need a source amber's our source. So this is a post interpret on our own Uh in a sense, but I think the it's uh the writings on the wall as they say So anywho amber returns from Trinidad where the entire week she was in Trinidad Wiz and his mother won a smear campaign against her taking photos of her quote unquote messy house Which was so not messy at all it had like dog poop on the patio where it should be and there Was a knife on the counter a butter knife on the counter where the baby can't reach And who knows if it was only out there for five minutes And then garbage on the curb waiting to be collected which appeared to be from a party as well because there was a lot of red cups So if that's horrible, you know, that's whatever So there was a lot of garbage. Yeah. Well, if it was a party, then that's totally fine And even if it wasn't if it's a huge home, it could collect a lot of garbage over time And it wasn't appropriate holding places. I've got plenty of garbage in my house right this very second So okay, no judgment right so that is not a messy home. That is not a home unfit for Sebastian. So anywho Amber comes back. She gets her baby back And the next day is bash's birthday and she wakes up. She's making pancakes for her baby They're enjoying their day and then whiz takes to twitter to go on another long rant and show an empty birthday party Saying that like the only thing missing missing is Sebastian Let's all cut the cake for my little boogie boo And basically trying to garner sympathy from the crowd of twitter watchers that don't know the situation and bring them into the situation That is none of their business and say that Sebastian wasn't at the party Then he goes on this then he goes on this long rant I know because i'm making him a business then goes on this long rant about you know He's standing up for the fathers out there and all these other things first of all whiz You had Sebastian for two weeks now. Why did you not throw a party prior to the day that you know is amber's day It's her day I don't care you could say oh they could put their differences aside Obviously it's not working. So co-parenting goes that when you have your child you celebrate the holiday with them then We i've i come from a divorced home. I had to do switch chrismises and switch thanks givings. That's how it goes I don't and he wants to throw this this fucking pity party for himself Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No what your parents are cool with each other Yeah, they're cool, but they when they first divorced actually, was it cool? Your parents in the same fucking room. I think yeah, no, I don't think you have but they I mean like They don't fuck with each other like that, but they're cool But when they divorced that shit wasn't cool. My father used to talk a hell of shit about my mom to me I don't not just feel like all white parents are cool Yeah, well, I mean like all of them accorded with each other It was it was a little rough for a period of time. That's very ignorant of me I know but but no, I mean I get it though. Most of my parents are pretty cool But uh, you know it was pretty messy and so and we they still were able to put their differences aside And one does christmas one does thanksgiving. It switches up. Are you reading whiz right now? Yeah, well because what the fuck was and when who and whose business is it? I understand I understand. Oh, no. Look. No, now it's my business because i'm i fucking made it He made it my business. Okay, but I understand amber was doing these interviews But never once did amber say that whiz is a bad father and never once did she bad math him as a person Maybe as a lover the situation didn't really work out cool And now that she's moving on now you want to go on a smear campaign and get your son what so that you don't have to pay child support You're traveling more than amber is and you can't chastise amber for being in the club shaking her ass And she because you know what she's getting booked to be there and she's getting fucking paid to be there There was never one place that amber has been shaking her ass at that she wasn't on the fucking flyer for and getting paid for Yes, yes, I mean maybe a couple Miami but Miami she went on vacation and he even said and Miami all was good Wait, how about that? And on christmas she let was come to the house. They celebrated christmas together with bash. So there's amber's not a petty person Wait, look at Pete though Pete we know amber's your friend We get it We know that your friends with amber. We know what side you're taking it all of this and I like whiz I don't want it to give stuff But he in this situation he is being petty as fuck And I'm not here for it because now you're painting a way You know You're not allowed to say you know You know what they ate for breakfast. You know where they've been. You know what they said You know, I get paid to know this shit right? That is my job. Oh my god Then you can't say I'm not here for it. Okay. Well, I mean you're very much You're very much present for this I am here and I am here Do I have to have a take on this? You do I would love to hear your opinion. Here's my opinion. What is it? None of this is any of my business I knew you were gonna say that yeah, but Like don't you think that's fucked up is really what he's trying to do is a smear campaign So he gets full custody of Sebastian And I don't feel like he should have he travels more than amber does So the baby is gonna suffer in this sense Don't use your personal feelings against the child's mother to slight the baby is gonna He's the Sebastian's the only one that loses in this situation Oh, well, that's your sentimental voice that you put on you. So you just read so you just read the dad You just read the dad and then put your sentimental voice on you spoke about I mean because like I think was as a dope ass fucking rapper. I like I bought black hollywood I like his music a fucking lot But this is making me sad because now your personal life is gonna overshadow the music and then people can't appreciate the music as much because You're fucking with your child and your child's mother who you once loved and you can't sit up here and fucking Call her a hoe now Because you married that oh is that all of your celebrity gossip? That's all I could that was all I was so focused on that today that that was all I could think about right now But I could uh wait What yeah, and you didn't even offer a fucking valid opinion. I did I don't care about you have to care I don't I don't care about this. Um, it's none of my business. Um And I feel like you bloggers Um, I can't just solely blame the bloggers Yeah, bloggers are partly responsible for peep for people caring about a bunch of shit That number one is none of their business and number two it really isn't that important I mean like none of this shit Like I don't even like it's such things like too much information I don't want to know what I don't want to know any of that I I mean I didn't ask to know I want to see amber shaker ass. I want to hear music from whiz I would love that too. Unfortunately, they are bringing us into the world that we didn't ask to be brought in But hey, we're here now here we are And I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I do love when people put messy shit all over the time You know you're here for it just around here for it. I love to see it. I'm fucking petting next door. Um That was a good one. Yeah, I came up with that one. It was like petty up better. Yeah, I came up with it myself. Yeah Yeah, but nobody is more petty next door than me But certain certain certain times I got to put my mature head on and I don't care about this When I when I asked you for celebrity gossip I thought you would give me something of substance like the juliana girl spewing racial slurs at uh the the girl with the uh dreads Zendaya zendaya. What did you think of that? I thought hey white people Looking down on black people. Yeah, no news there. How is that? What is that story? Uh juliana? Is the joe button podcast breaking a story to wan or are you fd? Which fucking one of you? You guys don't know this Yeah on the red carpet of the oscars zendaya wore it like fake locks and Follocks why were they fake locks because they wasn't they're like they were hers. No, no, I think they said like it's like a Neutron like they're like full locks. They're not she didn't lock her hair completely. I think she It's like and the first release she put out she said that she at her her and her entire family has locks Yeah, but I I don't think I don't all right. We'll just update She don't like regular hair. Just all right. That's fine, but okay Uh juliana ransick said it looks like that she smells like either weed or some type of oils And uh, so then zendaya wrote a really long classy reply on instagram like Basically bitch your racist as fuck and then juliana replied and said i'm so sorry Never meant to mean it by any race at all. I was referring to bohemian chic bitch. What? Like what does it even mean? Yeah, you fucking white people be You white people just uh, I don't know about you guys Why are you looking at me when you say this? Because you're fucking white. I'm partially white And you're the the most of you is white. I mean the men des just rise it out I got I got fucking minority scholarships in school Ah White people just get away with that fucking one so that's what I thought about the bad I said oh shocker there white person thinks and looks down upon Black people in their hair and their culture and heritage. All right. Wonderful. Yeah What about bobby schmurda wanting off of epic records because they haven't uh supplied in the bill money shocker there too But I think we just got shockers everywhere But I think back in the day like the early days of music and shit They said that they used to always get build out whoa epic wants to explode Exploit their young gang gang member fucking artists and then not back them when it gets real. Oh Call house What the fuck that's sad though. Why is it sad? I don't know Do we not see this one Even not what I will say is what I will say is They should be like you don't they should or at least I mean it's okay. So it's two million dollars You got to put up what 20% two percent five percent. How's that go? You've been a jail, you know Put on my business One time that I was like I fucking got you to your flight because they fucking locked over some bullshit of your dog Because your dog went in the neighbor's yard and it was all of us at the house And you got locked up. We had to bail you out I had to drive like a fucking getaway driver and we still got you to your flight. I do We got you to your flight. Yo, you are fucking amazing. I am you are great. I know Let me just keep fucking shooting complimentary. Thank you. And I will just fucking keep on putting them right in my back pocket Anyway, so off of that because that story had nothing to do with it I do think that they should bill um that kid out put that on it. This is not new news. This is not why is this a story because They thought that maybe he'd still be with it and still be stupid Bobby Schmerder Check this out. You might be a tad bit too young to remember this famous q-tip line Industry rule number five down You know I I know that but that's why I got fucked up because in the currency line is industry rule number five thousand and eighty The ones you think are helping are hating, but I know he was referencing the q-tip line industry people are shady. I know I'm talking about fucking classic. I got it. I know. I know. I'm saying. I'm saying that's where I got I got a fucked up And I love currency Hot spitter, but we're not to fucking interject in the q-tip Well, I meant to go with what you were saying. I fucked up because this is why I fucking hate young people all of the people running hip-hop I have no business like running hip-hop like oh, I won't say running, but you bloggers play play a very important part in hip-hop Unfortunately, yes, you don't even know fucking the q-tip do I fucked it up. It was a mistake My bad Rory was like one when ill man it came out. What year did that come out? You don't you don't even know the answer. Do you? April 1994. Okay, so I was um in first grade Yeah, I don't feel like you should be able to talk about hip-hop ever again. I can I can talk about current hip-hop all day When you speak about hip-hop, I think it should be just like that amber and with story I mean, yeah That has nothing to do with hip-hop I like to do uh entertainment news. It didn't necessarily Well, you clearly don't like to do it that much because I just asked you for celebrity Uh, I just told you told you told me one fucking amber and uh, win story. That's not a story That is a fucking story. He just did an interview with new york times where he said that he wants to get off the label And his lawyer said that it's fucked up that they didn't back him and yada yada And that's my other problem with people. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that New york times probably has a bigger audience than this podcast Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead. Some people probably know about that little tip bit of information They might have but they probably know about all this shit because hey guess what they have to get it And you didn't break the uh We're not gonna break anything here unless somebody fucking did some shit right the fuck. You know, it's funny I have to take charge of the celebrity gossip, which I don't really like to do because I don't care about any of that stuff Because you are just like don't you run a blog? I do So you don't even tell the people that fucking now, uh, fucking Nikki is teasing a tour with with her So you know, that's already known. That's already known Well, then you're dumb because we already knew from a couple weeks ago. I mean she confirmed it today. Yes No, don't you think people would don't you think everyone except for me wants to know that? I mean, yeah, and then meanwhile safari and k Michelle are rumored to be an item now so So safari again in starlets. Oh did you in starlets? I was in a strip club. You guys are uh, like kind of best friends now If we're going by your definition Yeah, was he with k Michelle? No, I don't know because I don't ever care I think more people should be like me Maybe but then I wouldn't get paid because I need to care So Joe will you combine? Entertainment news with sports and speculate on what the fight would be like between Nicki Minaj and k Michelle because it would be a doozy How do we know that would be a doozy? Have you met either of them I have met Nikki I've never met k Michelle. I From a pretty show. I've met k Michelle as well Cory confirms you have but not I haven't met either one of them in a setting where uh, their temperament would be Uh at fight level One time Nikki got mad at me because I stood on her stage so Well, Nikki's from queens So i'm gonna assume that she can fight. Oh, hell yeah, I think that but And k Michelle talks enough shit To where I would hope that she can fight both of those girls are like the queen of the petty parties. So I feel like this ticket Petty are you kidding me? All this shit would make is like direct jabs for safari because every time a safari post the music post or something That's when Nikki's posting up shit. I don't deny that I think Nikki and me is genuine But I think that they're overdoing and on social media to get at safari Hey, Michelle is on a naked tour Meaning she's naked or meaning she's getting naked everywhere Why do you say it like that naked How's it supposed to be said naked? You say it like it's like n-e-k-k-i-d Because i'm a real nigga. That's how about that? All right Don't you dare say the end word either. Oh, you can't say it. You can't say it. Whatever. Anywho Yeah, she's on a she's on a naked No, no, that's how you say fucking pronounce it. That doesn't sound good at all But yeah, she's on tour getting naked everywhere i see her. She's fucking naked She's taking her clothes off. She's dancing. She had a knit flip the other day see now I'm talking about shit that I don't care about this you see you fucking notice, you know I have no I have no choice but to know it because the information is being shoved down my fucking throat I have a question of your I need your opinion because rosenberg and I couldn't figure it out today. Don't fuck him No gross. Okay. No, uh Drake's boy posted this video getting at crisp around like oh, he's hating You didn't touch on that either. You know, you might be the worst fucking celebrity blogger We didn't have we didn't really have structure. So I was kind of I threw the alley up to you and I said y'all celebrity news Yeah, because I'm not gonna do that shit. Then we talked about it. Anywho. So um oveo hush said this just in It's just jealousy y'all back to you bob not so breaking news and he included a clip of chris Talking about not wanting to talk about drake on hot 97 and then drake commented. I wish there was a bucket emoji What the fuck does that mean? I said it's like oh shit buckets like when you're shooting like basketball Definitely not what it meant and you just did a shooting motion with your hand That didn't look like a shot at all. Well, I don't put on the radio today and I literally said don't ever talk again Yeah, I said that on air this morning on the morning show the buckets Yeah, she's like, oh no, you know, it's like it means buckets because like, you know buckets And she used our hand and I'm like we're on the radio bitch. No one can see your hand Wait, well, well that brings a uh a totally different issue. What are you just fucking taking morning show? Um Gosh, no, no, I said we were debating because no one fucking agreed that I was right. So what the fuck does it? Well, it definitely wasn't buckets. So what is a bucket? Then why does he want a bucket emoji? Oh like two tears in a bucket fuck it? I don't know Marissa. Well, I was asking her opinion. Here's my opinion Do I have to care about this too? You don't have to care. I just wanted to know your interpretation of a fucking bucket. Oh, I don't care about that. Um, um, Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. Yeah, they fake made up last year, which I was excited about because that song would have been epic Yeah, really would have um and now they're back to hating each other Where's the fucking news? Maybe I just analyze I think I analyze this stuff a bit differently than Other people maybe because some people aren't outside looking in right. Are you on the inside looking at? Yeah, I've been on the inside for quite some time. So I just remember when you fucking beefed with Chris Brown over the bowtie Twitter, I don't remember that you guys had a fucking dumb ass Twitter beef in 2010 going into 11. I believe I don't recall I do I'm gonna pull it up on inflexor trust. Give me a minute. Uh, No, I was uh, I was a bit insensitive in 2010 to his situation. It was right when he did that stupid. I remember what happened Somebody a girl said something really stupid to me and then I referenced Chris Brown in his domestic case, which was really horrible and really insensitive and god's got a funny sense teamwork is now I've got all these fucking cases, but whatever uh And why am I talking about that now see how the last fucking 25 minutes has been dominated by shit that I really could give two fucks about Pete how much time we got left? That's it. I don't know what all those hands are fucking voice only five minutes Yo, can you but can you fucking fix your hygiene? I don't like blowing my nose. Like I'd rather swallow pause pause pause pause, but I don't like I don't like my nose. It like bothers my face I have a problem that these podcasts seem to go by so quickly. Yeah Uh, Pete not that you care Um, but some people suggested that we do longer than an hour Well, I'm sure they would that's a great sign that means they love you, but the problem is If you give them that right now, what are what are we building tours that you don't you want to You can't give it all away, man What are we building tour? Well, you want to leave them every week going fuck. I wish that had another half hour Not going all right. I've had enough now. You gotta I've done long episode. They go too long Some people out there podcasting no shots their episodes are way too fucking long I think 60 minutes is a great length when you say no shots and then say that Always mean shots always mean shots. Yeah, I mean basically every other podcast Which I deem to be worse than one Epstein and actually I'm trying to get your podcast to start off more Organized and more on point than me and sipes messy first fucking five years. Well, are we cutting this part out? That was way too much talking about no, we're not cutting Pete out number one number two I don't know. I'll just keep plugging one Epstein shit on my fucking podcast I didn't ask you to fucking tell me about your history with your podcast They're like Let me just tell you oh, man my sick twisted mind And that is why I know something is wrong with my brain because peaches why We home could tell you what a bitch Yo, peaches said all of that fucking Wonderful useful helpful information to help us and uplift our podcast and all I could think was Should we trust it easily? I don't know if I can trust it. Oh, you came away with was why are you plugging your podcast? Which was what led to this podcast? I have to watch first of all, that's not what led to this podcast That's what led to us fucking with you Oh, let's be let's be clear You guys to know that I'm gonna get my podcast was fucking going down Don't just credit yourself here, bud Yeah, fucking but that's just how this industry has trained me. I got to look at everybody for their fucking ulterior motive What is what if Peter's trying to sink our fucking podcast so one Epstein could be the greatest podcast ever? Like I don't know. How do I know you don't? I don't actually I want your podcast I'm not fucking trusting peaches Yeah, no, I was I looked up this uh beef that you have a first round and it was great Uh, all right. These are my critiques for the show and I'm gonna add critiques Uh a few things I want to implement into the show. I'm gonna I'm gonna do critiques because I like when um, I like when uh, Mike and damn what's my man's name? Pete peter fuck. Uh, anyway on uh part of the interruption Uh, it's a body courtizer Tony there we go. Uh, I like when I like when uh Tony might get to end the show at the end of the show when they stop sniffling on my At the end of the show when they do errors I like when they do that even though as of late there haven't been any errors because they fired Uh the error guy. What is the show that you're talking about? It's sorry. You're never gonna watch it. So let me not waste my breath. I don't even have a television But anyway, so here are my critiques for this fucking show. I think I thought that uh, um We spent too much time talking about celebrity gossip when you had really no celebrity gossip And I didn't care about any celebrity gossip chat like I don't ever care about that stuff Well, you fucking told me well, we should have to wait well We should speak about it because I do know that there is a large demographic of people out there dead That um are interested in that word and I'm the minority you are. So that's number one. You are a minority. Oh Yeah, you are really a goofball Um And you just made me forget. I might have add. No. Oh, that was another thing I saw in the forums They're like tell that bitch is the fucking uh, don't show you off Yeah, I just did it again What was I doing critiquing? Yeah, you were doing the mistakes. Oh, yeah, that was that celebrity gossip was too long For only one story. So do we pick? Listen that that's that's for you to figure out off the air Now for you to sit here and board a listener with figuring out how to do your fucking job We want them to especially since you're a blogger and you work 597. We want them to add their input Can I not we read their feedback can I not support power because both of you work for how uh, hot This conversation is not happening Let's make it a Look at everybody looking awkward Peters on his phone. Peters on his phone texting no one This is wonderful. I don't fucking do what I want. No anyhow, so back to the Power hater power 105 hater Look if she really doesn't know what to say It's great. Oh, man. Anyway, you got to get better at that Uh, we were thinking where's it going? So yeah, that was my critique. Uh, homeboy. Uh, you yeah, I didn't really I didn't really care about any of this shit today nice Thank you Oh, but i'm proud of myself. We got through this whole show without me talking about holes at all You'd be we now you talked about the bitches in the end. Yeah, I never the count and your ex girlfriend Damn it. I had a good fucking whole story. Hmm. All right. You can't start a new host story and it Save it for next week I never Implied that I was giving a new store. I said head which was past tense. Peter to please don't run me This is not one Epstein is my fucking show Also, you gave out our spiderwoman story on twitter You gave out our spiderman story on twitter Yeah, I've got a million more stores. Okay. Well, we should probably tell that one time on air anyway because you can elaborate further And I was probably a funnier story coming from you to be perfectly honest because I was the one that lived it. Yeah Oh, uh, here are some more microteaks. I think we need to implement like, um sports That's boring. So you could do that and weather So let me do that Uh for the people in New York, it's fucking really cold. It's brick put a jacket on Wow That was my weather which is very important because holes don't have coats Or They do where's your coat? It is my coat My mom. What is that? My mom. What kind of contraction is that? I don't know. My mom gave it to me. So you still but what is it? I don't fucking know it's right next to you, but look at the fucking tag and tell me the zero exposure All right, you know what? My coat is just to keep me warm. I'm not gonna look cute in my coat But that coat doesn't look like it keeps you warm at all. It does but I got this cute little jersey crew neck on new jersey state champs Jersey 87 state champ. I what? I don't know but it doesn't matter that'd be awesome. So Here we are. Shout out to Jersey Paral for giving it to me. Hey plug plug Why are you plugging stuff? Because it gave me free shit. You got a plug free shit. Thank you plug on your uh Podcast and not mine. This is our now. It's mine and you just here Yeah, that's so much. We're looking things. All right. So we are gonna get out of here. That is episode two of Our name is podcast leader with Marissa Mendes. No, no, I'm definitely not with Marissa. Wait, huh? I'm going bye