[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bros. Fate News with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with the traffic. How do you feel? Good. Good, yeah? Field reporter, Hot Boss, and Delco Dan with sports. Welcome to Fate News. Yeah! Welcome to Drinking Bros. Fate News. Everybody bringing you the realest. Fate His News of the Week, Dan thinning. What are you smelling about? Just a happy guy. [LAUGHTER] You know. That's never been uttered in the history of the show. No, everybody says so. Yeah, do they? Yeah. Do they? Oh, that's nice. It's nice. We started RPR off with us earlier. I need to fill you in here, because you weren't here earlier. Oh. Ryan Mills. OK. You know? OK. Sales rep extraordinaire has been out in the streets. Did he get raped or something? For a hard day, I have seltzer. I should have wear it. This is better. We're not far enough into the show to say the word rape. No, you've already demonetized it. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, you're good. He went to-- what was the name of the strip club, bum? Oh, Rick's cabaret. Yeah. See, now, that's probably a mistake if it's-- It's a business meeting. If it's a dude's first name-- and by the way, as far as writing stuff off or taking business meetings, we clearly have no problem with our employees taking business meetings to strip clubs. We're not paying for champagne room shit. No, but if it's free-- Like a meal. A couple of drinks. One lap dance, I think, is company policy. Yeah, one lap dance here is good enough. My dog, Boardy, is the HR rep here, so-- Yeah. I'm pretty sure he'd be fine with that. One lap dance is fine. Pull up Rick's cabaret. It's a cabaret show, but there are strippers, right? There are strippers? Yeah, let's dive into that. What is the difference, I suppose, between a cabaret and just an ordinary shop? Bob had an answer earlier. What was it, Bob? I mean, it's an entertainment. Like, it's in a strip club-- or I mean, it's in a restaurant or nightclub where the audience eats and drinks at tables like while strip or stuff goes on. So it's a little-- a strip club would be just stages and stuff like that. This is a little more-- So it's choreographed is what you're seeing. A little more classed up. It's not just pour some sugar on me and then some meth. Right. Right is what you're saying. This is member-- they got stuff like memberships. Member Mondays, you get $9.99 prime rib with two sides. Where are the two sides? Now, is this prime rib being cooked on or offsite? Onsite, onsite. Nobody knows, see. Nobody knows. That's where my problem-- so you know what Vegas, El Dorado, is the best Mexican restaurant in the fucking city, in my opinion. I didn't know that actually. And it's the front side of Sapphire strip club, which is the biggest strip club. Yes. Well, I don't know about size-wise biggest, because there's some big-- Size-wise, it was the biggest at one point. But that's where all-- when the porn stars are doing the rounds, I guess, that's the one they always go to. I've never actually been-- I don't go to strip clubs. But I've never actually been to Sapphire. But I've eaten at that Mexican restaurant a lot. So whenever anybody's like, hey, you want to meet over at Sapphire? I'm like, no, but I'll meet you at El Dorado. Yeah, they got really good burritos up there. What are the entrees in there? Do they have them? Yeah, they've got some great stuff. Oh, this is a full fucking menu. OK. They got Rick's sirloin. It's a six-ounce sirloin steak sirloin. See, why is this guy naming the steaks after itself? I don't like that. Rick is doing us a favor, OK? Rick is doing us a favor. Who's the us, and what's the fucking favor? So where a hard AF seltzer is going to be in Rick's establishment here. And you can sit down, have a fine meal, and then have some hard AF seltzer. Who doesn't like some grilled chicken pasta alfredo while they're getting titties in their face? And then he also owns bombshells. Have you been to bombshells? I don't know what that is. What? As a veteran? This is a veteran-themed restaurant. Oh, god, that's awesome. It's not any cringier than any of the other ones, so that's fine. You're not going to go to bombshells and order them a car through a Supreme Commander not jealous. You know where I stand on fucking puns, bud. [LAUGHS] Like puns and dumb people are not things that I'm prepared to deal with on a daily basis. I'm amped about it, dude. He's a restaurateur. He owns all these places. Oh, yeah, he's clearly a very successful man. Yeah, he's fucking rich as shit. Good for him. So we're in all of these places here. The order's just got placed. And Ryan said, hey, boss, I'm sorry, but you're going to see some charges. And I was like, what are these charges? And it's Rick's. It's Rick's strip club. Can we-- did you get a receipt? Because here's-- I know I played it super cool earlier about, you know, expensing things from a strip club. But there is a downside. The downside is we are going to read the expenses live on the air. Yes. So if you make a mistake, it's going to get out there. And Ryan, you aren't married. Yeah, you're a married man with children. So just know that we will expose you. We will expose all-- yeah, we will expose all of it. Speaking of exposure, we'll also be-- Dan and I will be in store at the HGB in Frisco, next Friday, May 17th, from 4 o'clock to 7 o'clock. The shipment came in, Bob, post this on screen. They ordered 100 cases of hard AF seltzer. And it's already in the store. So if you're out there in Frisco at 4,800 Main Street at that HGB, you can buy it today. So it's in there right now. And then you and I will be in there next Friday from 4 to 7 PM. Join us there. And then we got nine more HGBs here in Texas, Corpus Christi, Rockport, to in Victoria, Port LaVaca, Brownsville, Laredo, McAllen, Edenberg, obviously, Rick's Cabaret, which we showed in Dallas, Fort Worth. JJ's liquor store in Bolverde, off of highway 281. Twin liquors in Colleen and Spexin. I do appreciate, by the way, Twin liquors in Colleen is probably the closest to Fort Hood, I think. OK. I believe, I think, is the closest to Fort Hood. But the HGB up there has it as well. Yeah. Because he just did a tasting in that Twin liquors last week, right? I saw him post a picture with a bunch of military dudes up here. At any rate, I guess we could try the restaurant. Yeah, there it is. Let's ramble applause for that. Yeah, for the restaurant, dude. Got to hear it. Got to hear it. Got to hear it. It's not the category. So I mean, just to-- like, I appreciate the guy buying our stuff, so. It's great. It's great. Thank you, Rick. We appreciate it. Bomb shells were amped about and can't wait. The menu's bomb at bomb shells. Pun intended, though. Pun intended, but it's amazing. Now we got some real news here today. Complete shocker last night, dude. CNN buried Joe Biden live on air. So Joe Biden is down in the polls right now. He's down in the syndrome as well. Because he's fucking retarded is what I meant to say. Yeah. Pardon me. Look, just to clarify things, what I'm saying is that the current president of the United States is a fucking retard. Yes. All right, carry on. Yeah, we're definitely saying that. And he's been forced to go out and do live interviews and events here to try to pick up his standings in the polls. If you believe any of them, I have no idea. Well, he said he doesn't. I know. Which is interesting, but we'll get to that. Yeah. So President Biden dismissed the polls showing that voters disapprove of his handling of the economy and trust former President Trump more on the issues. Aaron Burnett is the one who did this interview last night. Go ahead and play it. Yeah, I've got some quotes in here. Let's just play the video. Yeah, this is great. He's fucking delusional. So when you talk about the economy, of course, it is by far the most important issue for voters. It's also true right now, Mr. President, that voters by a wide margin trust Trump more on the economy. They say that in polls. And part of the reason for that may be the numbers. And you're aware of many of these, of course. The cost of buying a home in the United States is double what it was when you look at your monthly costs from before the pandemic. Real income, when you account for inflation, is actually down since you took office. Economic growth last week, far short of expectations. Consumer confidence, maybe no surprise, is near a two year low. With less than six months to go to election day, are you worried that you're running out of time to turn that around? We've already turned around. Look, look at the Michigan survey. For 65% of American people think they're in good shape economically. They think the nation's not in good shape, but they're personally in good shape. The polling data has been wrong all along. How many of you guys do a poll in CNN? How many folks you have to call to get one response. The idea that we're in a situation where things are so bad. The folks that, I mean, we've created more jobs. We've made run a situation where people have access to good paying jobs. And the last I saw, the combination of the inflation, the cost of inflation, all those things, that's really worrisome to people. With good reason. That's why I'm working very hard to bring the cost of rentals down, to increase the number of homes that are available. Well, let me just... Rentals, by the way. When I started this administration, people were saying they're gonna be a collapsing economy. We had the strongest economy in the world. Let me say it again, in the world. Although GDP last week was far short of expectations. Oh, it wasn't. Look, GDP's still good. Look at the response of the markets. Overwhelmingly positive. Overwhelmingly positive. And one of the reasons why people feel good about it, not being as strong as it was before, is they believe that the Fed's gonna respond. They hope they're gonna get a rate cut. Yeah. Well, so, I mean, no presidents had the run we've had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation. It was 9% while I came to office. Wrong. 9%, but look, people have a right to be concerned. Ordinary people, the idea that you're bouncing a check and you get a $30 fee for bouncing a check, might change that. You can't charge one of the eight bucks for that. Or your credit card, your late payment, $35. I mean, there's corporate greed going on out there. And it's gotta be dealt with. There's nothing to do with anything she said to you. No, of course not. So let's go back through some of the claims made. Yep. Right. No one's had a run like us creating jobs. That's because Trump killed jobs by letting the country get locked down. During the pandemic. And then Biden doubled down on that and locked it down for a second consecutive year, which put something close to 800,000 privately owned businesses out of business forever, right? Second of Lee as Tobias Feunke would say, the inflation rate when Biden took office was 1.4%. And it was calculated in the way that we've been calculating it for the last 100 plus years, including energy costs and housing costs. Which this fucking record inflation we have under Biden is they're calculating it in a new way that doesn't include your house or your power bill. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So it's like it's way worse than it seems. And he's like, I don't feel like in people, the polls are wrong. The polls are wrong. People don't, and it is a useful as a guy running for president to make the point that, well, the individual person thinks they're doing fine. They just think the country's a piece of shit. That's your fucking stand you're gonna take you old bitch. God damn it, what a fucking retard, man. It's absolute insanity. And towards the end of it, where he goes, man, I did the credit card thing where it's instead of $30, it's $8, cool man. $22 isn't the savings I'm looking for. The other part too, with about the Reynolds, oh man, I'm fixing with rental houses. Yeah, because only people can fucking rent right now. Yeah, and by the way, you can buy a house. As I said many, many times before, the vast majority of middle class people who don't win the lottery or start a business that becomes successful, by the way, that's 2% of businesses that get started that even survive, much less become successful. They make wealth through the equity in their home throughout their lifetime. So consider how bad things are right now, and multiply that times 100, because the middle class won't exist. When one more generation of this and it won't exist, 'cause that's how it works. There'll be no more transferable property or wealth from one generation to the next after the next 20 years or so if we don't correct this. Yeah, we're fucked. If he gets in again, clearly he knows these fucks because he's going out. I mean, he never went out this much during the 2020 election. Now he's gotta hop around and do interviews and shit. Really, really surprised that CNN went live with this. Well, that's because-- And then had home girl just bury him. I think they kind of had to, to be honest, because of the polling they've been doing recently. So they conducted a poll two weeks ago, week and a half ago that said the majority of American, 70% said economic conditions in the U.S. were poor. Similar numbers, disapproval of bindings handling the economy, 70% on subject to personal finances. CNN's polling director, Jennifer Agayaster, wrote, "Americans' perceptions of their own finance is also "remain negative," so what he said wasn't true. 53% saying they are dissatisfied with their personal financial situation, why 47% are satisfied. I don't know who those 47% are. This satisfaction is starkly prevalent among those with lower incomes, 67% dissatisfied in households with annual incomes lower than 50k. People of color, 64% said they are dissatisfied and younger Americans, 61% of those younger than 45% say they are also dissatisfied. So this dude is just fucking delusional. And I guess good on Aaron Burnett and on CNN for even publishing this. I'm kind of shocked that they published this. - I'm shocked too, and the fact that it's live, where you force them into the answers that you really want makes me feel, and I don't know if you have the same feeling that they want him out of there, but it's too late. I mean, it's May 9th right now. You can't pop another candidate in, can you? - You know, if there was a vice president that was anybody other than Kamala Harris, you probably couldn't make that move. - I agree. - If it was like, if this was 1996 and it was Al Gore, you could make that move, probably. If it's even 2004, you can move John Edwards in, probably, right, 'cause he was just as popular. Actually, he was more popular than Carrie until he got caught banging other people while his wife was dying of cancer, whatever the thing, which is, you know, shit happens. - Yeah, that happens. - But yeah, now Kamala Harris is, this might be the first time in all of American history where polling has been conducted. So let's say, since the early part of the 20th century, where the goddamn VP is less popular than the president, somebody who doesn't actually have a job, right? Like there's no quantifiable statistic about the vice presidency where you say, she's doing a bad job at it, right? - Yeah. - But everybody thinks she's doing a bad job at it. It absent any statistic. She has a, what is her approval rating? Like 30% or something like that. It's wildly low. So no, there's no way. - And that's a job you don't have to do anything, but they put her in charge of the border, which is also driving those numbers down because obviously it's a fucking free for all day. - Well, I talked to some people in DC recently and there have been talks behind the scenes. It's not gonna happen. I've been assured this won't happen because there's just no way that anybody would approve of it and there's too many moving pieces. But it was floated to her that she, that Biden gets out of the way, she leaves as well. They fucking do everything they can to put around the Supreme Court and replace a homegirl, so do I/O. - Okay. - Right? Get her to retire and then fucking put. - Kamala in there. - Kamala in there. And then that would be the end of it, right? And then somebody else, some new candidate would take over for the Democratic Party. It's not gonna happen now because it's too late in the process and, but think of it this way, they have, she would be the deciding vote in the Senate for her own fucking confirmation, so they could do it. - Oh yeah, they could easily do it. - They just can't now, they can't now because of how everything is falling. - It's too late and then so do my ora heard, also doesn't wanna step down. She wants to keep rolling and she's not terribly old. I went in there, she's 69 or 64, bomb 69. - 69, yeah, she'll be 70 in June. - I just didn't wanna be two on the nose of 69, you know that bomb. - Well she's, I can pull up a picture of Sonia Sotomayor, I don't know if she's capable of the 69 at this point. - I think she is, everybody's capable of it. - Like I believe in magic and I hope you do, but you know, that's a song. - Yeah, it sure is. - Look at her throwing out the first match. - Yeah, but that was like 70 years ago, right? - How long ago is that? - Don't know, she's looked the same age for 50 years. - Yeah, certainly. - She's a female Morgan Freeman. - One of the laziest positions you can do. - Wait, say that again? - 69 is like one of the laziest positions. - It depends on how you do it. - Yeah, 'cause there's multiple ways. - Yeah, a standing up 69, you ever done that? - Standing 69 requires everybody to participate. - She doesn't have to do anything, she's getting lifted. - Yeah, well no, you gotta hold on to. - Well she's gonna hold on to the legs, but that's fine, it's like a roller coaster. - And then there's the one where the girls on her back and your throat fucking her, right? I think that one is probably the laziest for her, but there's also the greatest potential for fucking damage. - Yes. - So, you know, trade-offs, things like that, you gotta be careful with that stuff. - How was her first pitch there in that photo, Bob? Do we know how did she make it over? - Yeah, I'll try to put over the plate because that's a first pitch by anybody is it will change my opinion on people real quick. Zach Edie was terrible the other day. - If she throws a strike right here, I might convert. - Same, like I'm in for a staying game. - I don't know what she believes in, but. - I don't either, I don't know nothing about her. - Okay, I couldn't find that one, but I have her, she has to throw it first pitch at a Yankees game. - Okay, this is like fucking 15. - Hang on, but somebody's still to walk her out. - That's Jorge Posada right there. - That is Posada, yeah. - That's how she did it. - He retired what in like fucking 2007 or something? - Yeah, here we go. - Oh, look at her, she's got a shoulder shrug. - Terrible. - That's not bad. - I'm not gonna shit on that pitch, it's not bad, dude. - Yeah, that was in. - It's a lot of pressure. - That was at least 12 years ago. - 2009. - Okay, that's 15 years ago, I don't know. - She made it to the plate. - That's 15 years ago, she was 55, 54 right there. That was a count. - She's a 55 year old woman, you gotta give her to that. - No. - 55, you should still be pretty spry. - No, now for a woman dude, he's just sitting on a fucking bench all day? No, dude. No, good for you. I hate all your politics, obviously, but it's good for you. And she wants to fucking stay. So congratulations, she's gonna stay. I don't know how all this is gonna shake out and that'll lead us to the next one here that I added. Donald Trump, three out of four now have been delayed. Trump's classified documents trial in Florida has been postponed indefinitely. Federal Judge Tuesday indefinitely postponed criminal classified documents trial of former president Donald John Trump. A court filing shows the trial on charges that Trump willfully retained classified national security records after leaving the White House and then hid them from federal authorities was scheduled to start on May 20th. But the new ruling from US district judge, Alene Cannon, vacates that date and sets a new slate of pre-trial proceedings, the latest which could be potential for a hearing July 22nd. So this will push all of this after the election. By the way, this was over those photos. Do you remember when we did this story in the news about six months ago and they released those photos of what the inside of Mar-a-Lago looked like with the classified documents? Turns out the feds made those up and they put some fun, flirty poster board and things up. Yeah, they laid them out with and they put what was clearly an empty folder with the words top secret printed on it on top. Bob, pull up that photo if you can. As soon as we showed this six months ago when this fucking thing happened, I was like, come on, man. It seems like a movie set where none of this looks real. Yep, top left. I mean, look, it's like, come on, man. By the way, no indication that there are any actual files and for anything in depth, it's just like all cover sheets. Oh, boy, yep, yep, yep, yep. This is like showing up to your friend's house with a bunch of empty condom wrappers. I mean, like, hey, I just got laid, brother. All the stuff is-- All the stuff is whited out. I know, I know, dude, but that's-- I would say it looks blank from a distance. No, I don't think those are blank at all. I'm just saying there's a reason that they fucking did this. Yeah. And it turns out none of that shit's real. No, none of it's real. They got popped with it. Now they're questioning other aspects of the case and how they got there and then why-- You know what, there should be some of the documents were even there in the first place when those weren't admitted to the trial itself during all the pre-trial bullshit. What they should be questioning, I think, is their own sexuality. Jack Smith's? Gay. Gotta be right. Is he married? Is Jack Smith married? He's gotta be-- Anybody that cares this much about something like this has no testosterone in their body. Like zero testosterone, which is either gay or you're a cuck. It's one of the two. Jack Smith, what is it? You want to indict me? Motherfucker? I'm a gay or my cook. You tell me, Jack. We should-- that should be a fucking new segment on the Monday show, Gay or Cuck. Gay or Cuck. You guys start submitting fucking short videos of people behaving in that sort of way, and we'll determine Gay or Cuck for you. Determine if they're gay or Cuck. We'll do the work for you. You know? Because earlier in the week, Fanny Willis was ruled by Trump's appeal that they could actually try her to get fired again from this case. And they got it away from that judge who listened to that entire proceeding. And it was like, no, I think she's good. I think she's good to keep on trying this fucking thing. By the way, we donated to her campaign. So yeah, of course, this was going to get kicked down to an appeals court there. Well, Fanny Willis gets decided today or tomorrow, right? No, they pushed it. Oh, they pushed it? Yeah, they already did. So the appeals-- No, they were going to decide on whether she can stay on the case. I thought that was getting decided. But the case itself got pushed. Yeah, so the case itself got pushed. And then the appeals court of that other court is going to retry whether or not she should have been fired from this. So that's going to go on until they're lucky if this would even start again from now at this point. And there's a couple of other appeals going on. Trump has appealed to gag order, which I think is unconstitutional. You can't tell somebody they can't talk about their case. I agree. And if the judge or prosecutors family member is involved in American politics on the opposite side of the aisle, 100% salient. That's absolutely relevant to bring up. Motherfucker, like you kid me. And then this for the business fraud trial in New York, Stormy Daniels is going into day two of her testimony. And I really don't think-- I don't think the DNC-- who's in control of all of this, by the way. They are 100% in control of this. We know that because Alvin Bragg and fucking Fanny will has filed their charges on the same goddamn day, like four hours apart. That's how we know they're in control of this. But I don't think they really understand America that well. Because they're parading this dumb dumb out trying to be salacious and like, oh, Donald Trump's a scumbag. Look at him. Dude, Christians turned out in record numbers to vote for a guy that said grabber by the pussy. A guy that was a lifelong Democrat just because he was like, you know what? Fuck all these people. This is going to have zero effect on anybody. Like no person is not going to vote for Donald Trump, and especially in 24, because he fucked some hooker. Yeah, I mean, that's just kind of par for the course. Yeah, dude. Politics at this point. I mean, do you think if JFK came back and ran for president right now, he wouldn't be wildly popular? We know that dude was knee deep and plus 24 hours a day. Maryland. He had a God, yeah, I mean, he had a fucking a backdoor to the White House built, so he could fucking fuck Puss on the reg. You know what I mean? And not get caught. It's like, people don't give a shit about that. It never affects how somebody votes, ever. Not ever. Well, not Christians, not fucking conservatives. Maybe, well, not Muslims, because they don't consider women to be people. So like it's, come on, man, what's the fucking point of this? I don't know. The only thing is, this case is going on. There will be a determination of it. If he gets convicted, that's, you know, and they send him to jail. Because I don't know if you saw the mayor, Eric Adams, say yesterday that the-- Rikers is ready for Trump, dude. It's all set up for him, you know? We're ready to go when at the conviction. It was like, all right, cool, man. I think the rest of the nation would be ready to go, get him out of there, and shit would be bad. The other part of this, too, that I was thinking about after watching that Biden interview, and this will tie you into our first story, is I think he's actually doing Trump good, that he's not out every day, because he's-- He's not saying crazy shit on social media all day long, because he's stuck in a fucking courtroom. And I think that is backfired on them, as well, where they're like, well, fuck, we need him out there. Biden just agreed to a debate, as of yesterday. I don't know if you saw that, which is shocking. And his White House aide said that, yeah, he would do it. Whether or not RFK Jr. is gonna get involved, I have no idea. Well, he's a leftist wacko, which we'll deal with later. Yeah, we'll get to that. John Mondragon just gave us $10 on YouTube. I'm sorry, his name is what? Mondragon, and I like it. I don't know if it's real, or if it's fake, but I like it once. Mondragon, yeah, oh. Isn't that nice? Mondragon, probably, but-- That Mondragon's even better, I think. Even better. What did he say? Good afternoon, everyone. Hope you all are having a good day. As I said earlier, I'm having a great day. You are. And I'm super happy. Let's start off with a good joke. I can always tell when I see a, quote, "real" woman, just by what they wear. Biologic women don't wear condoms. There you go. Fair enough. There you go. John Mondragon. Cut to a wide Delco for a title sponsor here. Go to spent.com/drinkingbros. There it is. There it is. There's the massage topper I've been talking about for the last two weeks. It's here. And we got a couple of them. Were you here earlier? I announced to Joel that we were going to give it to him for his trailer. Yeah, I mean, I'm not-- I don't support that. I do. I do. We got to give Joel something, I think, you know? A little something to believe in out there. And this is great. So it's got to remote control as you can see. Vibrates from head to toe. He's going to come on tomorrow and talk about it, his experience with it. What I don't, I don't not want him to have it. I'm just concerned about him. Well, the first thing he said to me, he was like, oh, man, you know, I'm just going to jack off. I was like, Joel, I didn't need to know that man. Yeah, we'll probably never see him again. We'll never see him again because of this thing. He's just going to be fucking wrapping it around himself and vibrating it as he's pounding off. And so it's over for him his whole life's done. Oh, no idea. It's like you've got guys fucking treading water in the ocean. You throw him a goddamn cinder block. Oh, it's great. The crime camper out in the crime camper out back. So congratulations, Joel. We'll have to shoot a video of it and pop it up. They got tons of great shit on Ghostpad, though. 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Yeah, but according to our next story and Kathy Hocko up there, the governor of New York, I don't know if black people will be able to order anything off the internet because they're too dumb to know what computers are. Yeah, if you're out there and you're black and you can't figure out how to use your computer, just fucking reach out, find a way to reach out to us. I guess you always have to drive here if you can figure out how to get a license. Or talk to the governor, you know, she's the one who did this. The governor of New York, Kathy Hocko is rapidly backtracked on remarks she made on Monday after she came under a blizzard of criticism for saying that black children and the Bronx did not know the word computer. Bob, you ought to pull up the Twitter link right there. That's a buddy of mine, Jeremy Stamper. He's a fucking loser. By the way, follow him on Twitter if you're a Twitter guy. He's a great troll. All he does is troll constantly. Okay. But play, go ahead and play the video of Kathy running her suckle right here. Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is. They don't know, they don't know these things. And I want the world open up to all of them because when you have their diverse voices innovating solutions through technology, then you're really addressing society's broader challenges. - Okay, so a couple of things, don't play that one yet. A couple of things. First, I don't need to hear from anyone who doesn't know what a fucking computer is. They have nothing to add to my life in 2024. But what she's saying is category of false, right? - Yeah. - Although if it were true, if it were true that black, young black men in the Bronx, Brooklyn, any of the boroughs don't know what a computer is. Oh, it might look something like this. Go ahead and play that. - A lot of people don't know how to register. Not everybody in the community, Hispanic and the African American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get online for that COVID-x. A lot of people don't know. - Oh, it's so fucking good, dude. The internet is so fast that I shot that sketch like 20 minutes after that interview. Holy shit, dude. So look, guys, if you're out there and you don't know what a computer is, check the color of your skin and you'll know why. - There are some other things from this press conference that kind of irritated me. But the response to it also irritated me. So Amanda Septimo, who is a member of the New York State legislature on the assembly side, she represents the South Bronx, so this district that we're talking about. - Okay. - Called Hochl's Mark's harmful, deeply misinformed, and generally appalling, she said on Twitter that, quote, "repeating harmful stereotypes "about one of the most underserved communities "only perpetuates systems of abuse." Now, she's right that Hochl's an idiot. Everything else she said was fucking stupid. I don't know how you could call the black community underserved when they represent 13% of the country, but 27% of snap benefits, right? Ballfare, food stamps. That doesn't sound underserved. To me, it sounds double-served, to me, frankly, right? And this is true in every, like all government assistance, it's true that black folk are over-served, actually, not underserved. That doesn't mean there isn't some additional problems that need to be solved there, but you cannot call that community underserved. - And they, look, they do it on purpose, so that way they vote that way, 'cause they feel like, oh shit, if we don't vote for these people, they're gonna take our benefits away and our money away. And at some points, you gotta get off of it or try to fucking help out to the best of your ability here. - Well, this is just part of a larger narrative that's been going on a long time. We've been talking about a long time with these fucking leftist twats. They think that black people can't figure out how to get an ID, can't figure out how to start a business or hire an attorney or register to vote or, I guess, go to school or fucking what a computer is, even, right? We have to do something for them, right? But when they say we, what they really mean is we need more of your fucking tax dollars, so we can send them to "non-profit organizations" or seed money out through the federal government. So they wanna rob me and give money to people that don't necessarily need it, right? - Yeah. - Just so they can buy your votes. So this is the chain of custody, right? You go and work 40, 50 hours a week, you make money. The government steals 40 to 60% of it, depending on where you live, if you include property and fucking sales tax. The real tax is somewhere between 45 and 65%, actually. Didn't they take that money and they bribe people to vote for them? - Yeah. - Representative democracy. That's why democracy is a fucking joke, right? Like, let's just put this on the national stage, 'cause everybody talks about our democracy all the time. Democracy gives you, on the federal level, it gives you about a one and 150 millionth say over your life. Doesn't sound that great when you put it that way, doesn't it? - Yeah, sure doesn't, sure doesn't. But it's not to say that people don't go through hard times and that they don't need help, like that's all fine. But when you're on it for your entire life, for shit like this, and then you're telling children that they're too fucking dumb to understand, it reminds me of that U2 song, you know? - Do they know it's Christmas after all? - Do they know it's Christmas after all? Do black kids in Africa know it's Christmas? - Well, I mean, there was some backlash, quite a few more though, public figures. We're like, oh, that's not really what she meant, man. Like, okay. Carl Heisty, who is another state that's only went from New York, said that her words were "enartful and hurtful, "but not reflective of where her heart is," which is very convenient. - Yeah, that is nice. - Al Sharpton, coke dealer, and then Narke. - Yeah. - Let's be real, he fucking knocked out his friends. Gave her the benefit of the doubt, saying she was trying to make a quote unquote good point. I'm not sure what the point is, that a lot of our community is robbed of using social media because we are racially excluded from access. Dude, does anybody know one motherfucker in America, and I include illegal immigrants, by the way, that doesn't have a phone and isn't posting on social media, they're dudes, they're fucking coyotes who are fucking parading people over the border, that those people over the border, coming over the border, they have phones, and they're posting on social media. We don't believe you, and then by Monday evening, obviously she apologized. This is Kathy Hogle's statement. Of course, black children in the Bronx know what computers are. The problem is that they too often lack access to the technology needed to get on track to high paying jobs and emerging industries like AI. Of course they do. Of course they know what computers are, I just said they didn't. - Yeah. - On accident, because that's what I actually believe. What a stupid fucking bitch. - Why AI though? Emerging industries like AI? - Maybe they're six or six fans, I don't know. - For kids? My kids don't know what AI is for crisis. - No, I mean, I think they mean more like high school students. - Okay, man, this is fucking weird. Just the whole fucking thing is weird here. Let me ask you, any shot that New York flips this year? Trump was talking about it the other day, that he thinks there's a possibility of New York flipping. People are moving in record numbers out of that goddamn state. And with everything that's going on with immigration, the National Guards in the fucking subway, 10,000 National Guard troops in the subway, any shot that people wise up and they're like, all right, man. - I don't know about that, but I could see Bobby Kennedy getting a lot of votes there. - I could too. - I could see him, so that's the thing. I doubt that Trump voters in New York, like the Staten Island and upstate crowd, I doubt they're gonna swing to Bobby Kennedy, frankly. But I could see Biden voters doing it, which might, I mean, it would be a lot though. I don't know what, Bob, you could look it up. I'm not sure what percentage Trump won in 2020, but it probably wasn't anywhere close, right? - In New York? - Yeah. - Yeah, I think that one was called pretty early. That was before all the fucking booze kicked in that night of the live show, but I remember New York going pretty early. - Joe Biden won by 23 points. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Okay, I mean, maybe then. - Like if Kennedy picks up some of those-- - Yeah, 'cause here's what I'm hearing from the campaign trail. One, we're expecting low voter turnout, especially amongst young people. I don't know why, I don't know if that's true or not, but that is the expectation amongst pollsters and shit right now. - Well, so I read up on that and it's, they're saying it's mostly for the both of them that's not only is this, you know, essentially a repeat of 2020-- - It's like the Patriots going to the Super Bowl. - Right, they don't really fucking care. - But also the age. - Young voter turnout doesn't dissuade Republican voters or it doesn't affect Republicans. If young voters turn out, usually that helps, and not usually it always helps Democrats, it never helps Republicans. - Yeah. - So I don't think that would be a problem. So that might swing it a little bit. I don't know if Kennedy's gonna be able to win 23% in offset that, but it's gonna be closer than it was in 2020, for sure. - If he picks up 10, 12-- - Current polls have Biden between nine and 12 points. - Go ahead, and is that in a bilateral race or one with Kennedy included? - That is one, so I see a plus 10 with Kennedy, plus nine with, let me look at the 12. The 12 is just bilateral. But the Kennedy ones are nine and 10. There's also a poll with just Kennedy and Trump in which Kennedy leads by six points. - It's very hard for me to believe that Kennedy is only gonna get 2%, in New York, I don't believe that. - Me neither, I think he'll get more for sure. - So we'll see, I guess. - He's been there a lot campaigning as well, so we'll find out. The interesting one though is Michigan. So Michigan, they really need the young vote to turn out for Democrats, and because of the pro-Palestine bullshit and all the fucking Muslims that live there, they're saying they don't think they can get it. - Yeah, and then the vote is, so school is back in session then. - Oh, it is. - In November, right? - So Wisconsin went through this back in the day of trying to change voter registration laws that would allow people with student ID, to use a student ID, 'cause you would have an out-of-state driver's license, usually, anybody that's an out-of-state student, they tried to change the law to allow people with student IDs to vote in Wisconsin election, or register and vote in Wisconsin elections. I'm not sure if that's gonna be the case for Michigan or if they have a law like that or not. - Yeah, we'll find out. I think Michigan will definitely go back for Trump this time, New York. I still don't see the entire state of New York doing anything reasonable, so no, I think it'll go to Biden, but I think it'll be closer, especially if RFK's on the docket there. Next up, sponsor-wise, we got MyBookie.com, promo code drinking bros, doubles at first deposits, all the way up to $1,000. Get off the couch and get into the action today. With MyBookie.com, tons of fun shit to bet on right now. Look, Sean Avery was here two days ago on the show. I said, "A storm was brewing in New York," and it was close, it went to 00T in that game. They're back tonight. I'm all in on Carolina tonight. I'm all in on Carolina, they gotta get one of these. They played well. Oh yeah, I think the win tonight. I think the win tonight, so, you know, Rangers on the road, the Carolina crowd down there does get feisty. We've been there during the playoffs, and it does get feisty. I mean, they don't really understand the rules of hockey, but they do get into it. Good enough, close enough. No, every time I go there, I hear people yelling foul. Like, there are no fouls in hockey. Chef, fuck up. A lot of people betting on the NBA playoffs. Dallas plays Oklahoma City tonight. Oklahoma City, man. Could be the changing of the guard out west. We'll find out what happens, and then Cleveland and Boston. Bob, do you have any baseball parlays today? Who do you like today? I did. Well, the games have already started today. They have, yeah. There were some early games today. It's an early one. I was gonna drop my parlay for the weekend tomorrow on Tomahawk 'cause I do like, there are some good series this weekend, including, real quick here. The Cubs play the Pirates who are on a fucking slide. Let's see, Yankees, Rays, fucking Braves, Mets, Phillies, Marlins. Yeah, and then Guardians, White Sox. There's some good games to bet. Rangers, Rockies. There's some lopsided series. Okay, okay. Let's go, dude. A lot of people betting parlays in baseball these days. 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Months after the pharmaceutical giant admitted that it can cause a rare and dangerous side effect. The jab developed by Oxford University can no longer be used in a European union after the company voluntarily withdrew its marketing authority authorization. What the fuck does that mean? So they can't market it or they just pull the whole thing off the shelf? Marketing authorization is similar to like, well, so you see commercials, right? Yeah, yeah. All the time for in shit here in the US, it's similar to that. So they're all done and they can't do any of that shit anymore. Yeah. Similar applications to withdraw the vaccine will be made in other countries that had previously approved it, including the UK, Australia's Therapeutic Goods Authority discontinued use of the vaccine in April 2023. The vaccine once heralded as a triumph for British science has come under intense scrutiny in recent months for a very rare side effect causing blood clots and low blood platelet counts. So not really that shocking here, I think, at this point? No, more than 50 alleged victims and grieving relatives are currently suing the company in a high court case. Now, AstraZeneca denies that it's related to the court cases. They say that the vaccine that the government bought so much of it in their newer vaccines that it's not necessary anymore. That's what they're saying. However, I think they're full of shit. They're getting a lot of bad press right now. They're just trying to mitigate that. And if you think about it, this is a move to me from a board of a company that says, all right, we fucked up. Now we're going to go into the trial process. And the question is going to be who knew what when and then what happened after that, right? And I think that's going to apply to other places as well. As a reminder, because of the way the US initiated the COVID Vax, thanks to Donald John Trump, by the way, people with vaccine injuries will likely never receive any sort of justice for it, right? Like, you can't sue Pfizer. It would be too big of a class action case for these guys. No, I think I'm pretty sure that it's prevented. Like-- Allegally? The deal that the fucking US government made with these organizations, J&J and Moderna and Pfizer, doesn't allow for people to sue for vaccine injuries and shit like that. Gotcha. Which could potentially get overturned at some point. I'm not sure. And I'm not sure how this affects the UK. It seems like there's a pending court case. But in the US, there will be no recourse for loss, business from lockdowns, or vaccine injuries and shit like that. It's not great. No. It's not great. I'm not sure how you fucking-- It would be really nice, to be honest, if it would be really nice if Trump would take some responsibility for that and say I fucked up instead of just doing what he's doing, which is continuing to take credit for shit to kill people and ruin their businesses. Well, me personally, I'd like to hear about that in Ukraine. Those are the two from Trump that I like answered. And if you believe what the White House is saying, there will be a debate. However, I don't think the vaccine will be brought up in that. No, probably not. Another thing that I would like to hear about from Trump is why he wants to build the FBI in new headquarters. That one I hadn't heard about. Because we need to get ahead and new fan all together. He said he wants to build it in DC, and he wants to revitalize DC, the capital of DC, like now. Like Neverland? Are we going to put some monkeys in the front yard and shit, like in giraffes and things like that? Where is bubble still alive? That I would be fine with, actually. Yeah. Make it like a zoo out front, like a petting zoo for everybody. People are taking pics anyways. You might as well have some fun, flirty animals out there. He's, as of seven months ago, bubbles is, in fact, alive. Yes! Fuck yeah, where's the at, dude? Where is bubble? Wait, how old is that, fucker? Oh, my God. Oh, shit, he got somebody pregnant. Pop it up. Who was it? What do we got? Oh, he was born in Austin, Texas. Fuck, I was like-- Holy shit, that's still great. I thought he was here now. That's still great for us. We finally have Austin's-- I thought it was McConaughey for a while. Yeah, but he's from up near Baylor. Right, so is bubbles our most famous resident here? He's 40? Yeah, he's 40. The monkey's 40? Yeah, dude. 40 to 40, he was born in 1983. Is he going to outlive MJ? He's currently at the Center for Great Apes in Wachula, Florida. Yeah. You got to get him down to Florida, dude. That's where everybody retires. Why not a monkey? Yeah, that's right outside of-- Oh, man, it's in the middle of nowhere actually. It's in the middle of the state. That's not great. Who lives longer? Bubbles are Jimmy Carter. I mean, the average lifespan for a champ is 39 years, so he's already-- It's Bubbles versus Jimmy right now, Jimmy Carter. And I don't know. Jimmy also-- It's too close to Cole. Jimmy A first off, let him fight because Jimmy takes Bubbles no question. Disagree. It's a chimpanzee. He let Jimmy say it's a lot of cavedra or some shit. Whips a fucking peanut wand in the air. That motherfucker can't move. No. He can't blink. I think his eyeballs are held open artificially. He looks like he saw the fucking ring. I was concerned this weekend, though. People were lying about Jimmy Carter's demise. Sad. Were they really? Sad. What did they say? I don't like that. I don't either. Don't fucking jinx it, dude. Now I'm all in on Jimmy living till he's fucking 118, 120, if he can. What did they say that he was fucking dying over the weekend? People said he died. He actually voted over the weekend. Did he really? He-- former president Jimmy Carter, despite being in hospice care for over a year, participated in Georgia's May primary. His grandson says, yeah, he went out and voted. Son of a bitch, dude. Got a sticker. They wheeled that fucker in there. Is there a picture of you? Don't fucking-- Don't fucking honey dick me here. Come on, man. Let's see the fucking picture. You know he's on social media if he's got a vote sticker. Fucking piece of shit. Let's see Jimmy voting. Oh, God. That's 10, 10 years ago. Yeah, this is-- This is a stock photo. This is from Saturday. That sure isn't, dude. That's a stock photo. Never that's better. That was 15 years ago, dude. Let's see Jimmy voting right now. And they had to wheel him in. Do you remember of the new iteration of Doctor Who, the very first episode where the last human being is just like a piece of skin stretched out, and they have to spray it with water all the time? That when I think of Jimmy Carter, that's what I think of. That's what I think of, too. Doctor Who's Black, by the way, now. Oh, shit. Yeah. Like that. Yeah, it just happened. They should do a Muslim Doctor Who, and he just goes to different timelines and blows himself up. Anybody? Is it a British show? You're not far away from that, then? Yeah. I mean, people are moving out of London for that very reason. So it would be fucking right on the nose, I think. There's no way we don't have a picture of J.C. here. No picture of Jimmy Carter with a vote sticker on his cheek. He did a mail-in ballot, a mail-in ballot, according to his grandson. He says he's doing OK. Can you imagine the fucking TARDIS shows up, and Doctor Who walks out and goes, oh, fuck, it's Doctor Who. And then he opens his fucking trench coat, and there's this dynamite strapped to his chest. Clack, clack, clack, clack. He's fucking blowing up into the world. That'd be way better than any show on television right now. This, by the way, is why we shouldn't have mail-in balloting. There's no fucking way this guy could even move his hand or open his eyes anymore. And you're going to tell me that he took the time to read through the primary votes and cast his vote. He's sure the fuck did. You're not going to let a former president of these United States vote. Well, just show me the inside of it, all right? I think, yeah, after after-- After it all stretched out, after age 65, you should have to take some kind of cognitive test to vote and drive, for sure. They do it for driving. In some places, not everywhere. But Jimmy didn't punch that bullshit, dude. The grandson just went down the line and said, hey, great grandpa. You all made a vote, all Democrat again, all vote, all blow. And then we'll mail it in. What a fucking sham, dude. Now we're trying to say that he was actually voting outside. I wanted to see his fucking old-ass body-- Wait a minute. --wield in to the ballot box. Duko, are you in the chat correcting people's grammar? Yes. Because if you say somebody-- Fucking Nelko, dude. You're just a hater. No, if you say you're smarter than somebody, you should probably, grammatically, be correct. I don't know. I guess I agree with you. I just like that you're fucking mid-production. You're taking time to do that. Way to go. Calling people out. Fuck you, dude. Who cares? It's a little Friday, dude. It appears to be a recent. You're lying to me. I know. Find that picture from the goddamn funeral. From the funeral. Now show the one from the funeral. And then put it next to that one, tell me it's the same dude. You're the same time, man. You're trying to deage him? Fuck out of here, man. Shit. You're trying to-- Look at this goddamn nose for our two-looking motherfucker. You're telling me that's the same dude. Come on, man. Look at him. Look, it looks great. God damn it, dude. Look at that fucking face. And then click the other picture. Not even close. No, that's great. That's not the same dude, man. That's like 40 years earlier. Holy shit. Man, this guy's sad. And that guy just voted. This guy's doing fantastic. This is the Democratic voting base, who-- for mail-in ballots. You're going to take a vote away from a veteran? I'm not going to take the vote away. Second World War veteran. I just want footage of him actually picking up the ballot, reading it, and being like, all right, Brian Kemper, whoever the fuck's still down in Georgia. No. Holy shit. Presumably he did vote for all Democrats because it was a primary issue. He's definitely a leaker, by the way. Have we established that? Leaker, not a player. He's definitely not pushing at this point. He actually is-- I've said this before. He's a pusher, and that's why he looks like that. It takes all the energy he had. Like, he would be pretty spry. But he has pride. He doesn't want to put on a diaper. And it really sucks the rest of the energy out of him. And he's dumping out right now because his eyes are wide open. Oh, Jimmy. By the way, the day that Jimmy dies on this show, we shut down the fucking studio and we do an eight to 10-hour show. Yeah, I'm going to eat two jars of peanut butter. Same. Same. 100%. Well, maybe not that much. That's a lot. That's like fucking-- I'll smear it all over my dick and balls, dude. And we'll let Justin Governal's rescue dogs walk in and lick it off. Why not, dude? I don't know if that's safe. Well, it's for Jimmy. Here's what you should do. Get that dick and ball cage. The one we saw in Adam and Eve. Oh, and let's do it like a shark thing where you can-- That way they can look at sharks? Look around it, but not do any real damage. Now, if he chomps down in your femoral, you're fucked. There's nothing I can do for you about that. Don't-- we can't put any stuff, probably. Well, that's fine. Adam-- oh, there it is. Yeah, they're not on the show today, but you can put it up. I mean, this is basically my-- Man cage, penis cage. This is basically like a cock-kong, you know what I mean? This is-- if you've got a naughty boy, right, and he can't stop using his wiener in ways that he shouldn't be, you know, like, I don't know, Trump. Maybe Trump needs one, shit. Lock that thing up. Can we not show that? Is it too risky there? I think that's fine. Just don't click on anything else. What's the name of it? It's the man cage, penis cage. OK, cool. Cool. It's mancaj. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't like you. Don't try to church it up. It's a fucking piece of 3D printed plastic that goes under cock. You don't use cage back to back like that. I think it's mancaj. Pierre mancaj is penis cage. Yeah, I think he's French. 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Next up, Quomo sexuals backing some shit. He's walking some shit back here. Chris Quomo stands on Ivermectin as a therapeutic drug for COVID-19, has done a complete 180. As the news anchor who once said on CNN that anyone promoting it should be shamed, now said that he's taking it on a regular basis, dude, to deal with his own struggles with long-term effects from an infection of COVID. So he's got long COVID. Do you have that clip bomb that we could play here? Go ahead. Pump it up on screen. - Does our government have documents that reveal where COVID really came from? That's what a congressional subcommittee said today. - They're investigating the origins of this. - It's not the right one, Bob. - No, we're looking for Patrick Bette, David podcast. - I only find it real quick. All right, that was from the... - It's all right. Pop it up on Twitter, dude, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. They also pieced together the interview with him and Don Lemon in 2020 when he was doing it. Just type in Chris Quomo into Twitter. - Bob on Patrick Bette. - Yeah, don't do that. It's pretty easy. Just type in Ivermectin, Chris Quomo, and pop right up over there. In the meantime, a lot of his statements now are also conflicting what he said in the past. He said, "I'll tell you something else "that's gonna get you a lot of hits. "I'm taking a regular dose of Ivermectin." Play this now. This is the first one I think. - I'll get you a lot of hits. I am taking a, what do they call it? Like a regular dose, you know, whatever. Like they're trying to build up of Ivermectin. Ivermectin was a boogie man early on in quote. - You can talk about it. - That was wrong. We were given bad information about Ivermectin. The real question is why? Everyone's gonna say Joe Rogan was right. No, Joe Rogan was saying, yeah, he was right, but that's not what matters. What matters is the entire clinical community knew that Ivermectin couldn't hurt you. They knew it, Patrick. I know they knew it. How do I know? Because now I'm doing nothing but talking to these clinicians who at the time were overwhelmed by COVID and they weren't saying anything. Not that they were hiding anything, but it's cheap. It's not owned by anybody. And it's used as an antimicrobial antiviral in all of these different ways. It has been for a long time. - From malaria for almost 20 years. - Yeah, so, and my doctor, who is now my doctor, was using it during COVID on her family and on patients. And it was working for them. So, they were wrong to play scared on that. - You didn't know that at the time, you were wrong. - No, Bob stopped this. So, do you think that people who are getting the level of inquiry you're using now, Chris, may have been appropriate when you were doing the journalism in the first place. - And since you brought it up, Bob, go ahead and play that clip from 2020. - People who are getting injecting drugs for animals and hoarse, and people telling them to, what person? You know, you talk about like, you know, cancel culture and who to shame. Ivermectin, a dewormer, really? - They are shaming themselves. No one has to shame them. They're shaming themselves. - No, they need to be shamed. - They need to be called out and shamed, brother. People who are getting. - So, they need to be called out and shamed, Chris Cuomo. We're calling you out and shaming you here today. You were the asshole who said this to everybody in 2020. Both you laughed about it back and forth and said that everybody was a fucking moron. Now, you're taking it on a regular fucking basis here. - Yeah, you know, look, man, people make mistakes. - And it's fine, but don't go all in on Joe Rogan and say, well, he wasn't right. Well, he was right, but that's not the point. It is the point. - He was absolutely right. He used basic human intelligence to look at the available data and say, you know what? These people saying that it's a horse drug. That's not true. It's been prescribed to human beings for decades. There are no adverse effects that we know about. So, at worst, it's pointless, right? But that's not what they said. They said it's a horse dewormer. And then now you're using yourself. A lot of these people, Cuomo's trying to rehabilitate his image right now. That's what he and others are trying to do that right now. And a lot of different ways for a lot of different things, whether it be supporting Biden or all the bullshit with COVID or immigration or whatever the fuck, right? They're all trying to make you think that they were duped by somebody, right? And it's not their fault. It was, oh, it talked to all the clinicians. They were fucking, blah, blah, blah. Now you, motherfucker, take some responsibility because all of the rest of us stepped around to the side of those so-called experts and said, no, that's bullshit. And it wasn't a coincidence that we were right about literally everything. So I encourage you to never fucking forget, never forgive these consper what they did. Don't let them rejoin like they were fucking right or like they were duped. No, they came after you. They tried to fucking destroy your reputation, destroy your businesses and all this stuff. They ended people's careers. I mean, Gina Carano, who everyone knows from fighting and Disney movies and all that other bullshit now, I think she's with Daily Wire, posted a fucking DM that Chris Cuomo sent her in 2021. Chris Cuomo from CNN, would you like a chance to clarify where your head and heart are before you get defined permanently by others? This is in regard to her support of Rogan and Ibermectin and so on. Like they were fucking sending threatening DMs to people like, hey, you don't wanna fucking be one of those people to do your own thinking, you don't wanna do that. Fuck these people. Somebody should beat this guy every day. He should catch a beat in every day. - They tried, they tried for a while in New York and you got out of there. What I can't figure out about Cuomo is, if you listen to these interviews that I'm going on for the last two or three months, it seems like he's going over to the right and I can't tell if he genuinely believes in the politics now or that's his only career move that's left. And I genuinely don't know the answer to that. - Yeah, I'm clear. - 'Cause Patrick Bette-David is pretty fucking right. - He's very Neo-Con, yes, very Neo-Con. He would say otherwise but he's basically a Daily Wire guy, frankly. - Yeah, exactly. - Which is a fucking retard. Those people are retarded now. - He's wealthy as shit. I think he's got a half a billion dollars, that fucking guy. What did he do to get it though? What was his job? Do you know Bob? Look up Patrick Bette-David, see what he did in real life. I don't follow the show, so forgive me. - Entrepreneur, author. - Yeah, but whatever something says, entrepreneur and author it often means that somebody had a reasonably successful business and they fucking sold snake oil to everybody else to do their business. - He founded PHP Agency, a multi-level marketing financial services company. - There it is. - He's a scammer and now he's scamming you for his podcast. - There we go. - Multi-level, whenever I hear multi-level, I immediately check out. I'm like, nope, not all good there. All good there. I don't need any CBD products or skin treatments at the door today. - But what you should get is- - Oh and a vet too. - Oh yeah. - Oh he's a vet? - 100 first airborne. - Yeah. - No, oh I thought you meant a veterinarian. God damn it Bob, that would have been pretty, like I thought you were bringing it back to bubbles. So maybe he was down in Florida with bubbles and that's why. - He was Lord, they bought a $20 million house in Fort Lauderdale. - Yeah, he's rich as fuck. - Yeah, he's very rich. Very rich from selling people snake oil. - Multi-level marketing. - One thing that we've clarified now that isn't snake oil is Ivermectin if you want some. - Yeah. - Sign up with a wellness company. - Yeah, you prepared for the unexpected in a world where chaos seems to lurk around every corner. Being prepared is no longer a choice, it's a necessity. That's where the wellness company comes in. Imagine having the peace of mind that you're equipped to handle any medical crisis from tick bites to the latest pandemic. The wellness company's medical emergency kit is your lifeline. Packed with essential medications like Ivermectin. Emergency antibiotics, antivirals and more. This kit is your ultimate preparedness solution. 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Bernie is a fucking retard. - By the way, you know that he's running again at 83 years old. - Against, Biden? - No. - First set. - Yeah, yeah. Of course he is, yeah. That's all he's ever done in his career. He was a community organizer, just like Biden, right? - Yeah. - Or I'm sorry Obama, and then he became a politician. That's all he's ever been. Anyways, a lot of people who are disaffected by the uni-party system like RFK because he doesn't give a fuck about saying dumb shit in public, I guess. I mean, there's something about that, I guess, that people like, and he was right on one issue. Right, vaccination, which makes sense because during his legal practice, he made a career going after companies for vaccine injuries, right? But the more he talks, I hope the more you people understand what I've been saying since he fucking came onto the scene. He's a fucking leftist wacko. He's crazy. And he's smart on one thing, but if you track his logic across any other political ideology, he's a fucking moron. - Yeah, today was no different dude. - A few months ago, he says, "Oh, I fully support the Second Amendment." But then he said if Congress handed him a bill, if they passed a bill that banned so-called assault weapons, he would fucking sign it. That's not supporting the Second Amendment, you stupid fuck. And now he's gone full retard. Like, there's been a lot of political suicide committed over the last month. Kathy Hogle did it yesterday. Chrissy Noem executing dogs and fucking like, "Yeah, man, killed that bitch myself." Like she's some kind of fucking gangster or something. And now this, I mean, it's wild. - It is wild stuff. - It is wild, man. So, RFK Jr. today on his stance on abortion, said, "Boy, even if it's full term, "yeah, yeah." What, Jessie and I were trying to figure this out my wife and I, what is full term? What's she wrecking there? When the baby walks out of the vag? - There's a form of abortion that in the ninth month leading up to the delivery of the baby, that they, and I don't wanna get too graphic, it's kinda fucked up, but I guess I have to to explain it. - Yeah, 'cause I don't know what it is. - They start pulling the head out, they fucking, my understanding is they open the brain up and suck the brain out or something like that. - Why would they do that? - To kill the baby, obviously. - Ah, Jesus Christ. - I mean, so, first trimester of abortion, really, all you need to do is, staircase? - No, you inject, I think, one full CC of pure estrogen, right? And it makes the woman's uterine line shed, just like a period, right? - Okay. - That's it, that's the end of that. It gets more complicated as things go on. I'm not an expert on abortion or anything like that. What I do know is, so the argument he was trying to make is, should the federal government be able to decide that? No, okay, well, what about the states? 'Cause that's what happened after Roe got overturned is it went back to the states, which is, you know, the point he's trying to make is that the state, the government should never have a say in that. And maybe he's right about that, right? I don't know the answer to that. I prefer that there is no government, you know, my stance on that. But I think that government will always naturally form, whether we call it that or not. There's some system of governance going on, and I don't think the average community in America would be okay with what he said. That's the problem, right? But he's trying to be consistent on the issue. I understand that part. Just play the tape. - Yeah, play the clip here. - There's like, just say that I don't think the government should be in control of anything like that, but no, of course, I don't support that. That is a reasonable thing to say. What he said is fucking retarded. - Okay, play this clip. - So in other words, keeping it as is, with Roe versus Wade having been overturned, and leaving it up to the states to determine if and when a woman can have an abortion? - No, I wouldn't leave it to the states. - Right. - That's possible real quick. - I leave it on this video. - He's got his fucking shoes on, so she-- - This is Sage Steel, who we know. Why are there shoes off? And they're just like, I-- - Just a fun woman. - Full of caffeine in a cage. But both her shoes and his shoes are off, and they're just having-- - Well, it'd be weird if it was just one of them. - No, but it'd be weird to do it in a suit, and then pop out. Not that I don't like the socks, the socks are fine. It's just a weird look that I was not expecting to see today. All right, continue the press play. - It completely, it's up to the woman. - You know, I believe it's the woman. - We should leave it to the woman. We shouldn't have government involved. - Even if it's full term. - Even if it's full term. - Okay. - Okay, and I think-- - Yeah. - Because people are obviously not going to like that. I don't think, so there's an intersection of libertarian and people on both sides of the aisle, depending on the issue, right? Libertarian and conservative or Republican or whatever the fuck you want to call it, on gun issues, probably pretty aligned, on taxes used, probably more or less aligned unless you include neocons they like to tax. On the other side, wire tapping and blah, blah and shit like that, on the left side, you're probably going to get a lot of confluence overlap between leftists and libertarians, and then on the issue of abortion, you'll probably get the same, right? I don't think there are a whole lot of people out there that are actual voters who think it's okay to fucking stab a baby in the head as it's coming out of the wound with a pair of fucking scissors and then vacuum its brains out. I don't, like I understand why Sage asked the question because you have to take it to the extreme 'cause that's how you test real principles. - Well then, but that's when both sides have said that. So it's like, all right, great. If you can't agree on like Texas banning it on the outright, how far do you take it? What's the, everybody's looking for a date? - Sure. - So I understand why she asked the question with full term because that's been going around on the media for a while. I'm just shocked that he set it. - Yeah, so from my perspective, I am an extreme libertarian on all issues. I don't think the government has a right to tell people what to do, but the community does, right? 'Cause we have shared values and that shared set of values exercised by the community is what makes culture. That's what creates culture. Whether it's religious ideology or just, or common law from a British common law that we've adopted here over the years and shit like that, or that was the real foundation of our system of government. This stuff will happen no matter what, right? Like think of it in the reverse. So in the state of Washington right now and the state of California right now, if you steal less than $950 worth of stuff, you're all set, bud. That's free stuff, right? The community there has agreed that that's okay for whatever reason, right? Now people are leaving, stores are leaving, so they'll probably change that opinion pretty soon, but that's the way it is there right now. They've agreed on that. There is no community in my estimation, even that radical that would be okay with this particular act. At some point, so religious people believe that all forms of abortion are murder because they think that a soul comes from somewhere and enters at some point into that living thing, right? And it is, as I go to fucking blast this, is they're all live just like a fucking, anything's alive, right? They believe that a soul enters that and the debate is when that happens for a lot of people, right? A lot of people believe it's right a conception. I don't believe that. I don't believe that in a way, or a soul or whatever, springs forth out of some other dimension, or heaven, or where everything it is, into the fucking body, or the massive cells, or something like that, even before, whatever. But I think everybody intuitively knows that there's a point where that's wrong. I don't, and it varies from person to person, right? - Everyone knows it and it's such a nothing burger like thing to get upset over because even where abortion is as lethal as it could possibly be in the United States, only 1.3% of abortions happen after the 21st week. - Correct, yeah. I mean, it's extremely rare, so, but I don't think if you had an assortment of people, a hundred people from all over the country, but even from the more aggressively left areas would be okay with what he just said. With this, actually, because, again, I don't want to get too graphic, but that to me seems like maybe it's gone a little bit too far. - Yeah, and look, it's wild that he's said it, but I think people on the right and the left will look at it a full-term abortion and be like, "No, man, we're not doing it." - I think any decent human being would feel that way, and you know, not to quote Tipper Gore or anything, or was it Tipper Gore? I think it was Tipper Gore. No, that was the music stuff. Was it Nancy Reagan? I don't know what pornography, I can't define pornography as, but I know it when I see it. - That is a Supreme Court Justice. Let me look it up real quick. - Oh, was it Kagan, maybe? - It might have been Johnny Sins. - It was in the early '90s. I thought it was one of the first lady, but at any rate, who was it? - Wilford Brimley, Johnny Sins, small hands. - Justice Stewart. - I don't know who the fuck that is. - It was Jimmy Stewart's brother. - No, Potter Stewart. - Yeah, it was '64, yeah, it was a boy. - At any rate, at any rate, certainly there is something intuitive about that, right? I just don't, no matter what your stance on abortion is, I think the only people that would say what he just said and agree to that are people who are trying to get a reaction like these fucking blue hairs that are just like, you know, we're fucking crazy killer, kill everybody, or people that are legit fucked in the head, right? It's like, come on, man. You really believe that? Like, at what point does it become a baby then? I guess that, like, I'm ready to have that discussion with anybody, to be honest, because I, like you can't, you can't legislate your belief system against other people. So like, for example, I believe that a soul enters that, as soon as the egg breaks, or as soon as the sperm breaks the egg wall, a soul from heaven comes into that, okay? That's perfectly reasonable to believe if you believe in the whole Christianity thing, right? Okay, well, you can't fucking force everybody else to believe like that. That's a literal definition of a theocracy. You don't have any kind of scientific data that says that. You're using a 2000 year old book to make that point, right? And to be honest, the book doesn't even say that. You're just kind of coming up with that in your own head, to be honest. So you can't do that. You can't legislate morality from a religious standpoint because that is what a theocracy is. But we do all agree on a lot of things. Like you shouldn't murder people. We disagree sometimes on the definition of what a murder is, but we don't agree. Like nobody agrees that you should just be able to cruise around murdering people, right? And this is the same, like this is wild as hell. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of politicians say, but not surprised because he's a fucking moron. - Do you think they let him debate? So going back to what I said earlier with Biden, I'm saying he's agreed to debate Trump. Does he get to be on stage? - Maybe, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think for the RNC and DNC have specific rules about that, like you have to have raised a certain amount of money, like you have to be polling at 1% or more in a lot of places and you have to have X amount of donors, individual donors. I think it's like depending on where you are in the season, but I think it's like 50, then 100,000 and 150,000. 'Cause that's why Evan donated to Tulsi back in the days to get her over the hump so she could stay in a debate. I don't know if they'll do that or not, but there's a lot of weird stuff going on. So Trump is speaking at the fucking Libertarian Convention, Libertarian L.P. Convention, which is interesting. I don't think he's gonna go the way he thinks it is. - Well, R.K. - And has to debate him there, you know that. - Yeah, I think it's gonna go poorly for Trump there. And to be honest, if he debates R.K. Jr. at that L.P. National Convention, I think he might fucking have a problem, to be honest. Because he's all the only things that, say it doesn't benefit Trump to debate him. - I agree. - To be honest, R.K. is wrong on almost everything, except for the one thing he's right about and that's the thing that Trump is the most wrong about. It doesn't make any sense he should not debate him. - Yeah, I don't think you should either. The other part of this is if you're already in the lead, which if you, again, if you believe the polls, Trump is leading in every single fucking poll. Why risk it at that point? Like I just wouldn't even bother. What do you got there, Bob? - I would say if he brings up Israel and supporting them, they might not like it too much. You see the Libertarian Party of Michigan's post today. - Oh, wow, look at that. That's fun, huh? - Yeah. (laughs) - That's the official party Twitter. - Let's see that again? - For the state of Michigan. - Yeah, that's right there. - What are they, what's the? - Jews control the Democrats and Republicans. - There you go. - There you go. - Is that what that's saying? - Spellin' it out for the audio, isn't it? - Why would you use an ascetic guy who is a very specific sect that really only exists in mass in New York? - I think from Manas Yahu the rapper, there's a lot of people that are fans. I mean, that version of Judaism and the garb and all that stuff comes from like Russia and the Russian states in the late 19th century, it's not like old. That's really weird to me. Like Orthodox, what Ari is, Orthodox Judaism is old as fuck. It's as old as Judaism is. This fuckin' Hasidic bullshit is like from Russia in the late 1800s. I don't understand why it's such a, well. - I lived in a Hasidic neighborhood in Los Angeles. They were all jewelers in this area. And they all look like that. - Sure, yeah. - I mean shit. And then they, it was a crazy thing. It like sundown, they all had to race home before sun went down or something and they would all travel in packs. - I don't know if I would say travel in packs. - Well, they were doing it from the back. And that's doggy style. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But no, there was always like 10, 12 of them walking together and I don't know what the significance of it was or if there was a church around the corner or whatever, but they were always traveling like 10 to 12 people every single time. - Yeah, I mean, I could see that. - They rolled deep, dude. - Yeah, you got to. - They rolled out of those tunnels, deep, too. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what all those guys looked like. Popping out of those tunnels, remember them? In New York? - Yeah, Biden's in trouble today, by the way, for withholding. So he told Israel that if they do a full assault into Rafa, he's gonna stop funding everything. - Yep. - Which is, you know, I guess from time to time my, from time to time my political position will overlap with someone that I hate, right? And this is one of those times. But I think we should, under no circumstances, be funding any of this. - None of it. - That's my position. So yeah, I'll applaud the fact that we're gonna cut off funding for this. Not because I, not for, not because I grew with Biden on anything ever, and certainly not because I don't think that Israel should go into Rafa. - Do what the fuck you want. I don't give a shit, dude. Hamas is in control of the government there. They have to kill everybody that's a part of Hamas and their sympathizers, if they need to, to get that job done. I don't give a fuck about that. But the U.S. should not be funding any of it. - I agree. And they just passed that funding bill, what was it, 10 days ago? - Yeah. - And again, not because I disagree with what Israel's doing. Although there are some things they do, there's plenty of shit they do I disagree with. Just like, and it's not about like, it's not that I don't want us to fund Israel because I disagree with them in principle. It's because fucking fight your own goddamn war. - And pay for it. - You're a rich country. What the fuck? Oh, who wear a small, little country? He's like, come on, man. Like some of these-- - They have plenty of money to true. - Yeah, they sure are, dude. - Let's be real. - They got plenty of money, and it's the same thing. Look, terrorist attack, I happen to you. However you want to handle it, handle it. I don't have a fucking problem with it. I just don't want to fucking pay for it. - Yeah, I've said this a million times. If, if somebody, like if the mex, if the cartels, and we're doing it actively right now, if cartels get violent over across the U.S. border, we go down there and fuck them up all the time. You may not see it or hear about it on the news, but they're fucking special operators in Mexico fucking shit up all the time. It's a real thing. - Well, do you believe the rumor that Trump is going to send some special forces down to Mexico to take out the cartel? - I don't know about that specifically, but I do know here in Texas that's been done with, I can't, hold on, let me see if that's-- - So, Rolling Stone-- - It's called, this look up Operation Lone Star on Google, and right now Governor Wheelchair is trying to make it a permanent job for 19, or yeah 19 special forces group. So it's a thing that's happening already. - Yeah, and Rolling Stone published an article yesterday, which ended up being a puff piece for Trump, and I didn't think they thought it was going to go this way. That's that Trump is planning to send kill teams to Mexico to take out cartel leaders. They're saying Donald Trump has allegedly told allies about his plans to covertly send special forces to Mexico to assassinate drug kingpins, sources tell Rolling Stone. If he wins the second term in November, Donald Trump wants to covertly deploy American assassination squads into Mexico soon after he's sworn into office again, according to three people who've discussed the matter with the former U.S. president. - Yeah, we'll see. I mean, he also said that we're going to build a wall and that Mexico is going to pay for it. None of that shit really happened. So, yeah, we'll see. - This though, I wouldn't be against it. I mean, something's got to give. - Look, we're not trying to get into a hot war with Mexico or anything like that, but you know-- - Don't you think Mexico would be amped about it though? - No, because they're making money off of it, but it's like 80 to 85,000 people a year dying from fentanyl overdoses. - Yeah. - And it's coming across the Mexican border. The fentanyl is coming from China, right? But it's entering our jurisdiction through the Mexican border. So yeah, anybody that's trying to peddle fentanyl across the border should be executed. - So-- - Kill 'em, right, fuck 'em. - To me, when I read the article, it was like, all right. - If somebody was trying to, like if we found out that a specific group of people were trying to poison our water supply, for example, right? Like they were going out of their way to poison our specific water supply. It would be perfectly reasonable. One, to designate them as a terrorist organization, which is exactly what we should do to these cartels. And then two, to kill them, 'cause they're terrorists. The end, right, so yeah, I support that, of course. - Next up, deport everyone. - Yeah. - A group of illegal immigrants in Denver is refusing to leave encampments until the city meets its demands, come on. - Yeah, dude, come on. - Yeah, dude. - Big time, big time. So it's not just fucking college students anymore that are demanding shit that they have no fucking right to. Illegal immigrants in Denver have set up encampments and they're now issuing demands to the city of Denver, otherwise they'll never leave. - The migrants published a document with 13 specific demands before they head over to Denver. Human services request to leave the encampment and move to more permanent shelters funded by the city. Quote, "At the end of the day, what we do not want is families on the streets of Denver," said John Ewing, a spokesperson for Denver Human Services. The list sent over to Mayor Mike Johnson, included requests for provisions of fresh, culturally appropriate food. What? - Oh, hey, we just saved-- - Can we just save? - We need some tacos down here, man. - I mean, what the fuck are we doing here? - You're gonna blast this fool or what, Holmes? - Fuck off, what about the Samalians? Where are we supposed to get that type of food? - It's just a bunch of goops that you kind of mop up with a sponge. It's some kind of spongy. Have you ever eaten Samalian food before? It's terrible. - Zero desire. - Yeah, it's not great. - Zero fucking desire. - Would you like it? - Yeah, it's fine. Like I wouldn't go on my way for it, but I used to live above it and eat the open places, fine. - Gross, Bob, gross. - It doesn't actually taste bad. It's just like, when you come from a part of the world that has no running water, is it really a good idea to be serving and eating food with your hands, with your bare hands? - I don't think so. - I feel like maybe a fork or even a taco shell, at least the Mohicans are doing it right. - I saw something in Morocco, Moroccan food, it all looked like wet diarrhea, like just fresh-- - That's right, yeah. - But it doesn't taste bad, it tastes good. - Yeah. - Certainly, I've had Moroccan food, I've had Ethiopian food as well. - Okay. They're also asking for no time limits on showers. I was unaware that that's a thing. - Yeah, maybe they should talk to me. - Do they start an egg timer? How does that work? - It's an egg timer, there's a German standing outside and the shower turns into a different kind of shower. If you're not a quick, that's what I have known you. - They also want free immigration lawyers. - Sure. The migrants insisted that if these demands are not met, they will not leave their tent community. What you could do is just burn it down if you wanted to. - Yeah, I mean, here's what I think we should do. Correct me if I'm wrong. I do tend to have extreme positions on some of this stuff sometimes. Build a wall around the encampment, right? And then start letting alligators into it. - In Denver, I think you got to go with a location appropriate. - Bears. - Yes. Bears and mountain lions. - I think that was great. - And then we'll hunt the bears after. - Right. - We showed a video earlier of the streets of Philadelphia, which have been overtaken by dogs. They try to eat a man to death in the middle of the street or a cop had to come out and blast them away. - It's quick, like it comes up on you quick, is all say. We can't show you super fast. - Life comes at you fast, yeah. - It's on the Patreon episode, Rob's Passion Revolution, and we can't show it on YouTube. - One of the dogs, Dan, is a cane corso. - Oh, nice, yeah, yeah, they're good. I mean, they're good hunting dogs, for sure. - Big dog. - They're good protection dogs, I mean. - It was hunting. - Yeah, definitely. So Americans, American culture is pretty arrogant. You can see it from these college protests too. But even we don't go to other people's countries. Like we'll go to other, we will go to other people's countries and look around with a lot of fucking foreigners here. Like, well, you're the, yeah, the foreigner, but even with all of that said, Americans don't migrate in mass to another place and be like, "Hey, where's our fucking hot dogs, man?" - Matter of fact, it's the opposite. They'll build pizza huts over in Egypt next to the pyramids because American food is so good. - Maybe it's a function of just being better than everybody else at everything ever, right? - It's very strange. - I don't know. So in further details of the demands, they said migrants will cook their own food with fresh culturally appropriate ingredients provided by the city instead of pre-made meals. Rice, chicken, flour, oil, butter, tomatoes, onions, et cetera. And medical professional visits will also happen regularly and referrals, connections for specialty care will be made as needed. Migrants also insisted that they get a connection to employment support, including work permit applications for those who qualify. How do you qualify, though, if you're not supposed to be here? Like, I don't really get the rules. - It's, you know, there are none. So there you go. - And who's the referral? Like, how do you refer-- - Come on, now, man, come on. - If a guy comes up to you, how do you refer him? You don't know him when he's here illegally. - The way I have my checking account set up is, yeah, I don't know. We just made up a bunch of new rules in the past couple of years, and that's the way it is. - Fuck, man. Additionally, the migrants demanded privacy within the shelter once moved there and said, quote, "No more verbal or physical or mental abuse "will be permitted from the staff, "including no sheriff sleeping inside "and monitoring 24/7. "We are not criminals and won't be treated as such." - Oh, fuck, dude. - You know what, are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? 'Cause the first thing that's gonna happen if a fight breaks out isn't it? Leave, police, even that fucking dog attack I just talked about. People were screaming for the police. Once the police got there and blew the fucking dogs away, then they were like, "Man, fuck you, you fucking pussy." Literally, a guy is screaming, "You fucking pussy." And it was like, what is it gonna do? Take on 10 fucking pit bulls? - I guess. So, one of the demands is that within the encampment, within the shelter, no more verbal or physical or mental abuse will be permitted for the staff, including no sheriff sleeping inside and monitoring 24/7. - That's what I just read. I just fucking, I mean, what do you do? - This is the one of all the ones. This is just dudes basically saying, "Hey, we're trying to rape in here." Can you stay out of our way? Trying to do some raping in here? - Can we rape a piece in here? - That's what, and I wanted to read it out loud again because I just memorize these words. These are people that don't belong here. They're like, "We're not criminals." Like, yeah, you are. Go sit down at somebody else's living room today and be like, "Here's what we're not gonna do. "You're not gonna be mentally abusive to me." In your own living room, I don't think so, buddy. And I am not a criminal just because I broke the law getting in here. No, no person is illegal. Shut the fuck up. - Holy shit, dude. - I honestly don't even know if a trebuchet launching them into the ocean is even satisfactory anymore. I think we might need to set a bunch of cane course of loose in there. - Once I saw the video, man, I kind of, I was all in on that, but just, I want animals specific to the area. That way the state can get behind it and root for their own, you know, favorite thing that they have there. Georgia, obviously, Michael Vick, it's gonna be the pit bulls, all right? - Yeah, I mean, that fair enough, right? Also, that probably boosts the local economy somehow. 'Cause they're set up to deal with that particular animal. - You can gamble on it. Now we're making money. - My bookie, get involved. - Now we're making money, right? Which is, that's a whole different fucking thing. - And if you win, and let's say you beat the pit bulls or the bears or the alligators or whatever it is, then yeah, we're gonna want you in the country. Like, you're a fucking badass. - Well, I think, yeah, so if you, you don't have to make it out completely. But if you get into a tiff, and this is a one-on-one thing, no group shit, if you get into a row, a bit of a fucking tiff with a mountain lion or a bear or a fucking whatever, right? And you win, then you, then you get to serve in the military for a couple years, and then you're a citizen, the end, right? - I think we could all agree on that, yeah. - I mean, at least reintroduce some level of meritocracy into it. You've gotta be smart or talented or a goddamn animal to fucking earn the right to be here. - Gotta have a special skill. - And then you can bring your family over, you can bring your wife and kids over and shit like that. - Yeah, and they'd be famous as shit too. You'd be like, oh man, there's fucking one. There's one merchant, dude. I just watched him fucking kill and rape a bear live in front of me, yeah man, that guy's a fucking badass, dude. Shit. All right, now's the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week, is he here, is he still here? Back there. - I'm gonna have a child on the show. - Come on up. Yeah, he's 18, he's graduating high school here. So, he popped in and said, hey, I wanna give you a card and invite you to the graduation. We don't do graduations or weddings. However, Colton, you can come up and pop on in over here. We do wanna say congratulations. This is a nice card that your parents made for you here. I like it a lot. You've got the cowboy hat on in the card and all that fun stuff. That's great. Welcome to the show. Congratulations on graduating here, man. Dripping Springs High School. - Thank you. - Right down the road. - Yes, sir. - I'm proud of you, man. Where are you going to college? - Not. - You're not, no show. - No, I'm on the Coast Guard. - No way. - Yeah, so I'm gonna go to eight and a half weeks of basic and then I'm gonna do anti-drug and counter-terrorism. - No shit. - So, do you wanna do it at the border here? - No, the border everywhere. I just don't want Mexicans here illegally. - Okay. - It's basic and the small empires, you know. - Well, they're them too. - Yeah. - There's a bunch of people, Chinese and national, there's a lot out there. - Yeah, I know. I always wanted to go into the Marines. I saw one video of a Coast Guard jumping on one that's semi-submersible. Some Marines throwing a flash in there and then ripping them out into the water. I was like, yeah, it looks like fun. I'll do that instead. - Dan's always said that the Coast Guard was the most vital part of our military. - I feel like he would say that. - He said, I think he said he had asthma though and he couldn't get into the Coast Guard. So he had to join the 82nd Airborne. - You know, back up plan. - Yeah, he's like a paddle pirate fanatic, you know? - Sure, sure. Who'd you like to give drink a bro of the week to who helped get you through high school? - Helped get me through high school. - Yeah. - Tons of people, it's too many to count. I'll probably say my youth pastor. You know, he probably wouldn't be too proud that I love this show, but he's a great guy, you know? Got me through a lot, mentored me, so. - That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, look, we love what we love here. - Exactly. - And you can always go to, what is it called, Bob? Confession. You can always pop in there and say, "Father, I've sinned, what'd you do?" I listen to drinking bros again today and it'd be like, "Well, I fucking know what that is." - I don't think that's a sin, inherently, you know? - Listening to something. - I don't know, this is a terrible show. 'Cause we're horrific people in this show. - And I'm just not Catholic, so I kind of dodged that bullet. - Okay, what are you? - Oh, just Christian. - All right. - Yeah, straight up. - All right. - Bob, maybe you can convert him today, you know? - The soul has to want it. - Sure. - I was born without one, I've been told. So. - Proud of you, congratulations. - Appreciate it. - On your graduation. What's your other buddy gonna do? Who's with you? - Jack, he's going to the coast guard with me. - No shit. - Yeah, so we're both going ME, which is maritime enforcement. And then the goal after that is MSRT. - Okay. - So it's kind of like, I wouldn't say it's a special ops, 'cause I know Dan would heavily disagree with that. - Black Ops is what Dan loves to say on time. - But it's a special forces version, you know? They do the higher stuff they attach with seals and a lot. I don't know, I'm sure Dan knows more about it than I do. But yeah, and then that's how I get myself in anti-drug counter-terrorism. - And that's awesome. - Going out and playing with pirates. - Awesome. Congratulations, Colton. - Appreciate it. - Yeah, thanks for stopping by today. - Thank you. - We can't go to the graduation. - I know, I know. - We can't go to, we don't go to weddings. - I figured y'all wouldn't want to be there anyways, you know? - I don't know either. - Is your mom, huh? Dan's single, you know? Is she Colton? - For Dan's sake? I don't think- - Would you want Dan to be your stepdad? - You know, I love Dan, so yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - You know, I look up to Dan. - Look at that, dude. - You've already got a, like this is a kid you can work with here. - Dan's my favorite by far, you know? Nothing against you, Ross. - No, I appreciate it. I appreciate you saying that to my face. It was like, when Shaq told Joker last night, he shouldn't have been the MVP, so that was a slide on air. Can't go back now. - Can't go back. - Can't go back now. Appreciate you tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. It's all the advertisers give a fuck about. And if you want any of this merch that we're currently wearing, go to drinkingbros.com and order it up. Also, if you're not in studio, you can fill out the Drinking Bro of the Week submission form and that gets emailed to us and we read it live on air. For Danthony, Danthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bros. 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