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Yeah, she actually posted a picture holding Benny Blanco, her man's hand, after he made the announcement or whatever. Just a hand didn't post him for a star with a fail. Damn, she's probably like damn, if I have babies with Benny Blanco, definitely not gonna be as cute as Justin Bieber's and Hillary. Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. You all really think Benny Blanco, Eliella is a great person though. Like the interviews, he seems like a really nice guy. Like down the earth, Mille, Loyo, that's all we got going for ourselves, los fajitas, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Prima vane, do you think he's ugly? Benny Blanco. I know, I don't want to say it because I feel like someone could call me ugly, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So everyone has everyone sees beauty differently. Beauty is in the eye of how thirsty you are. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Are you selling a woman to Mahiente, bro, policy to heart broken over and over again? It happens. The mom's calling Fajito, this is way more loyal. It's going well for them. Yeah. It seems right. Yes. You think it's going well? Well, they haven't broken up. But Loki also that for broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke core doing the tira dara, son, when making a call for a peso pluma. Because Benny Blanco did music with Justin Beavers. Yes. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. Yes. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. He did a lot. So who knows, maybe he knows some hidden things that, you know, maybe that fool was like trying a lot. Oh, hey. At that point, this account. Maybe. He told us a lot. He told us a lot. Well, people will wear it. It would be the closest to you. It would be the people. It'd be your own people. Yeah. It'd be your own people sometimes. Anyways, we'll talk about Mother's Day in a second and the surprise that somebody has on the podcast today. Pima Vana, big weekend for you. Yeah. Your birthday festivities kick off. Friends. Listen to us in Vegas. Or if you're going to be in Las Vegas tonight, Friday, the isn't my yo, and you're going to be at Fade's concert, Pima Vana is going to be there with our listeners. Didando Pari. Have you chosen your outfit? What's the game plan? Don't they by need a commit right after? That's very important. Um, I have a few outfits picked out. I'm just going to go with the flow. I feel like since I've already gone to fade one time. Yeah. I'm just going to go kind of like a chillax vibe. But still cute. So what is it? I don't know. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, I'm going to wear jeans. Or something like that. Yeah, I'm going to wear jeans, my dunks, and then the top is cute. It's a little moment. What color dunks? Black. Black one. Yeah, the pandas. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, no one. I don't know. Actually, Loki, I do have some green like vans that I can rock, but I don't know. I don't know if it goes with the green that I have on my top. So it depends. Oh. But the thing is all about green. Your nails are green right now. I know. Thank you. Don't look. I need a fill. Dope. So where are you going to go eat afterwards? I don't know. I'm including myself. You know, I'm not going to be there physically, but I'm going to be in Gorito's spirit with you. Yeah. And you'll be in my stories watching my every move. Hell, yeah. You better take good videos on the food. I don't know. I feel like I might save the big meal for the next day because there's this spot, if y'all are in the Vegas area or not, and it just pull up to the spot. It's called Umo Barbecue. It's amazing. It's this mexie barbecue restaurant, like, and they make, I mean, ribs. What's one of their like key signature plates because Mexican and barbecue coming together sounds amazing. Okay. So they have a speaking, we talked about it today, kind of on the show, Esquita's. We mentioned it. So they have this like macaroni esquita. So it's their Mac, their Mac, which is like it's this spice. I don't know. It's gourmet por di seed. So it's this like. It's not gourmet. Gourmet. So they have that, the mac and cheese, and then they put the corn on top and then they add like you can add whatever protein you want. So you can have brisket, you can add like the burnt ends, you can add pry tip. So burnt, burnt ends best, bro, I can smell the esquita and I'll soak a rico. Yeah. So that's a fire. And it's just like, boom. This is like, and then that's just. Yeah. All right. Well, have fun. We're gonna celebrate your birthday on your actual day, which is next Wednesday. Yes. Someday. After the show in the zone. See ya. Peace. The area. Thank you. I was there. Chata. Yeah. And a regular salad. I have to drive myself home. So I don't know how little get but I'll get you an Uber. If you want to get late, we'll get you an Uber next Wednesday, a self driving cars, like getting killed. Yeah. I think it would be sober. On Wednesday? Yes. Why can't? I have to finish my. Or finally. Yeah. To do my finals. You do better if you get lit. You want to contest yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is there an F option? The effort. F to up. All right. Coming up next. The big mother's day surprise. Is it coming from Preetimabane? Micho. I hope not. I don't need another big mother. Yes, ma'am. Kim, Eddie or me? Yeah. Ooh. I wonder. I got this. Summer, the best time of year usually doesn't come with a great deal. Soring temperatures come with soaring prices. But what if there's another way? With Ikea, your summer plans can last longer than two weeks of vacation and be more affordable. Here, everyone can have lounge chair access, no reservations needed. From affordable outdoor furniture to stylish accessories, we have all the essentials you need to soak up summer in style, no matter the size of your space. Start planning a better summer with Ikea. It's your outdoor dreams inside your budget. Life is a highway. An honor, there will be many chicken sandwiches, but there's only one lit crispy, so go ahead and hit the turn signal. If you know about this juicy gem of a detour. Felicia Las Maras, Diaz and Mayo, double time. Hey, I want to clear something up. Is it only Mexican moms of celery, El Diaz and Mayo, or is it all Latino-America? All Latino-America. Okay, cool. Yes. So, Latino Mother's Day, Diaz and Mayo, Sunday for the U.S. moms, but since you live in the U.S., you celebrate twice. Yes. Let's go. All right, big surprise. Primavane is the big Mother's Day. Surprise coming from you. No. It's not. Micho, is it coming from you? I said I hope not. I do got a high enough saying she laid on her period, but... Micho. I just hold her cycles off or something. Wow. Pray for her. Okay. I'm pretty... Come on, bro. Don't use your prayers and stuff like that. Kim, is it coming from you? No. Is it coming from me? Is it coming from you, Shaboy? Are you going for the boy? Chaboy? Your name is Chaboy, and you only got girls with no matches. No. No. I couldn't say, "Yamisa Loparas, yamas?" Shab's closed. Shab's closed, y'all. Like two, three years ago. Closed it up. That's it. But no matter where you're going, Shaboy, I can't say it. No. No. Before? I got neutered. Hey, I just... Quick shout out for the men listening to us. If you're deciding on not having anymore kids and your wife already had one in the past and like... You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You should be the one that does the vasectomy. Yeah. I have to go back into surgery just to tie her tubes if she's not already like giving birth. You know what I'm saying? She doesn't do it during that procedure. Even if she gave birth, I feel like, "No, why would I go and put my body through another step of doing that?" When the recovery for a vasectomy is so much lighter and I just gave birth, I don't want to go through another thing like that. Right. I'll save that other surgery for mommy, makeover, BBL. I agree. More men should step up. I don't know the technical terms came or the medical terms to all this. But I believe sometimes if, especially if you had a baby C-section, it's really "easy" to just tie the tubes. I was going to say it. I guess it depends on the way. Yeah. Because my best friend, she had one and it was... Yeah. Yeah. It's like not too much of an extra step. From what I've heard, but I'm not an expert. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But yes, I think we're on the same page that more men need to step up. Yeah. I guess they'll have a sectomia. Guys, it's not that bad. Like, it is, but you'll get over it. It's not, but it is. You're struggling. Okay, that's a convincing. You were struggling for like two days, maybe three days. Three days. The worst part was getting it done. Yeah. Because they literally cut your tube that carries your sperm. And then they burn the tips of it. And you came to work the next day, right? Peratere, yes, I did. The worst part is I'm awake the whole time. Oh, dear. Because they're just like... Yes, the area. They have a Cortina in front of me. Like a little curtain. Your legs are spread. So I'm just like that. And they're looking. They're trying a little. Trying to find a little. Where'd it go? It's the Tuito. Oh. Burn it. It's like a turro. It's tiny. Bruh. Were you shy? Uh, at that point, whatever. It's right. I did ask them to turn off their air conditioner, and it would help them out. Anyways, bro, why did I start smelling like chicharron, bro? I was going to say, "God, leave, dude, I'm about to have, like, a barbecue tomorrow." Like Queritos. Like Queritos, bro, that's what it smells like. You start smelling your own skin. Bernie. Bernie, bro! That, I will say, was a trip. And then you feel when they're pulling the tube that carries... You feel it. Like they're pulling... Like if you were a... Like, if you were a Liga. Yeah. How do you say Liga? A rubber band. A plastic. Yeah, rubber band. Like a rubber band? Yeah. You feel that? And I felt like it was pulling from, like, my throat. But other than that... Don't scare it. At least you smell good. I smell good? Yeah. You're cognite, though, right? Like, they, like... I think you smell good. Eddie, were you there? No. Eddie knows that. Eddie, yeah. Yeah. They said it smelled fine. I mean, it just smelled like burnt skin. Okay, we didn't move on. Hopefully you're not having lunch. Yeah, that's gross. Or breakfast while you listen to this. And hopefully you're not chewing. Who was hungry? Aquarito. Or tocino. Or calamari. All right, so the surprise is not coming for me. So it must be from Eddie. Oh, my God. Yes. Eddie, what is your mom's day's surprise? Is it for your mom? Lupita? Can we call her? What's going on? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It has to be for her mom. No, no, no. It's not for your mom. It's not for your mom. Yes, right? Give it to her. It's for... My girlfriend, Kim. Ah. And her son. Our son. You guys have a son? Yes, we do. Yes, we have a dog. His name is Yoshi. No, Santa. Oh. Eddie. I got a poem. Mommy. A poem? Yes. Oh, my God. This is your brother. Good girl. This is the reason why AI is going to take over. Porque. Porque is como too. Porque is como. Porque is como too. Porque is como too. Porque is como too. Porque is como too. Porque is como too. Porque is como too. Porque is porque is como too. Okay, this is the the the yo either no stroy ho Yoshi Yoshi call us a number as well. Yeah, Yoshi Nino, let's see most baby most Gordo, I want to let us um He who the oh, you look around poo Chica, huh? Porepero Vincom for you is a like or a different names Anyways, so a little okay, that he has a mother's day poem that he wrote complete a maintenance by no Representative is no Sabo no Sabo power Kim who is a dog mom. Yes, big enough Anousra cadida Kim La mama de Yoshi. Okay, that came Carida. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Yeah, I can't tan especial como una estrella fugas Madre de quatro pata's a kill me water pata for leggin animal. Yes, no bamba mose oi con allegria is in Tamor decent case cursey pero a no esotros nose nose da I wall yes, was Yoshi a hita su cola simpada Sen yal Ya hita, bro. Yeah, I read la mehorma man. Oh, and it's the other los madre's take a demos fester Okay, algunos no intended est a singular. I'm a no I intended to play I Know Are fast forward On your share to la la vira es pura dicha dicha, I'm a bitch this She was feliz diacón una stenr so risa rica I just want to say a message to all the girls They if you don't find yourself a man like Eddie just dump him like if he's not Celebrating you in every way, you know, they said liberal ridiculous is the hello. He's not worth it a valorato Okay, you know the words find yourself a thirsty as man Okay, can close your eyes What do you think it is the surprise that he has honestly have an idea? I'm gonna guess I have my ass close to I'm gonna guess It's your dog Yoshi How would you react if it was your dad? Eddie would be struggling to carry him right now because you'd be barking all right reach out your hand keep your eyes closed reach out your hand Oh Open your eyes Mira chucky said cuz he doesn't know his mom Oh I love you so much and The way you treat Yoshi and you raise him is a great sick is a great signal Gary. Oh, that's your gonna be a great mother And shout out to roses and beyond Sponsored by rose and beyond roses and beyond roses and beyond roses and beyond That's beautiful Eddie Came to you put yourself at the same level as Moms that actually have human babies. No, no, that's not another level And I'm you know respect to everyone single moms even moms that just do it every day Not at all. This is for fun. That's what so I love my dog and Yo, I hope everyone finds a love like that, too There's different types of love for people that don't know what type of dog is Yoshi quanto sanyos tienes He's a multiple itina tres años There's a new yes, Eddie. Who's your dog's mom? You have a dog at home. His name is Rocky. Yes. Yeah car complete I know she's a little bit. Oh, how can you love Yoshi more than your own dog? It's cuz you're a rocky my dog does not like me at all cuz I raised him to be No, I don't cuddle like I know he kills I know he tries to kill people He would come after me my ankles I will eat them my mom back in the day rest of these are daughters Wow He's different now. He's good to go But he wasn't like an attack dog even though he's only like twincher stone shitzu's are like that. They're supposed to be like No, that's the breed That's a breed of the dog is it's a shitsu, and yeah, I raised it what happens if your dog has sex with a bull dog That's a bull Oh my Mitchell you did that on purpose. Wow What were you saying any so why do you love Kim's dog more than your own because he Yoshi actually loves me when I go into their house Yoshi Comes up to me licks me and doesn't want to go get away from me Yeah, my heart is a cow and some Aidan's I know Damn, but Rocky your dog. I love Rocky is doing a lot better. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, he hasn't attacked my daughters or any of us, and you even brought him over to my house And he enjoys it. Yeah, that's what's up progress best, you know, they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks Rocky prove this all wrong. Nice. Rocky. It's in his name. He doesn't give up Have a great Mother's Day weekend We're having a car in the south tomorrow at the pad Kim you're invited prima bunny you invited. Oh what time I'll be back. I'll be on my way for real I think it's gonna be like at 10 a.m. Right after my daughter's soccer game My daughter's games at eight it ends at nine then we're gonna go to the cemetery Roses to my mom you love that passes cancer my mother. Yeah, okay Wow, why you gotta pull now you're pulling the mom card and now like if that's gonna erase what the time of your I'm just telling you the schedule, and then we're gonna be hungry by like 10. Yes, I feel that I'm hungry like as soon as I wake up, so I'm not gonna eat so I can eat more carne But anyways, we'll be there longer than 10 a.m Okay, let's tell me in his director Las Vegas. They'll consider the fame. I'll bring him All right, love you guys have a great Mother's Day weekend and shut up to all the single mom single dad We'll eat us Huh? Yeah, I know some dads that okay. Yeah, yeah, you're right single dads that the mom Isn't involved For real that exists. So the dad is the dad and the mom. Yeah. 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