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Fake News 310 - GameStop Is Back

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1h 33m
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14 May 2024
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Meme stocks like GameStop are BACK after Roaring Kitty tweeted for the first time in years, Trump throws a humongous rally in New Jersey, police in Florida wrongfully killed Senior Airman Roger Forston after entering his apartment, and Steve Buscemi got punched in the face on the streets of New York City. 


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As always on these shows on Monday, we go to the memes and then it just so happens that our meme king is back and GameStop is back. But we'll get to that after these. Anthony, I've never heard you laugh so hard. To yourself, as you were putting these memes together for the show here, which one got you? - There were a couple, actually. - I'm amped because you were dying laughing and it's rare that I see you dying laughing like that. Well, this first one's called N-roll. So. - Oh man, are we doing this? Are we starting off Monday like this, dude? Are we starting it? Okay, the caption says Rick trying his luck. Go ahead and play that, Bob. What have we got here? (upbeat music) ♪ I'm sayin' bad ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Oh shit ♪ (laughing) - Just AI, it's a bit of AI, yeah. ♪ Just a bit AI ♪ ♪ Never gonna let you ♪ ♪ How am I gonna say ♪ The cutaway to the black bartender was great now. - Yeah, I mean, if they didn't want me to do that, they should not have put a black bartender in the music video. - Was that you that didn't? - No, it was not, okay. But, you know, what else? - Big fan. - This actually was called plunger. - Plunger. - Okay. - Plunger. Read the caption, Bob? - When his kink is pulling your hair, but the lady is bald. - Oh boy. (upbeat music) ♪ Don't talk to me ♪ (laughing) - I'm not sure why he's wearing a fuckin' bike helmet. Okay, plate up one more more time, just because this one really got me. - Yeah, I don't know why he's wearing a bike helmet. - Oh god, damn it. - The only confusing part. - Holy shit, dude. I love all of it. How many views does that have? Who's is this? - Rick Phantom. - Tony Mac TV 36. I'm not, it has 27,000 likes, and I like the view count. - All right. - Probably 10 times that many views. - Yeah, probably 200,000. - Yeah, it depends. - Oh, that's good. - This next one, next one's called time travel. - Time travel. - Yeah. - And it's Nick Alex, this is not the page it's on, somebody reposted it, but the original comedy came from Nick Alex comedy. - Okay, and what does that caption say, Bob? - It's a, I think it's, yeah, it's close to that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, just play it. - I do not believe you turn this into a time machine. - Yeah, I'm a genius, man. - You used it. - It works. - It works. - Remember I got Ashley's named tattoo on my form, and then she broke up with me, went back, stopped myself from doing it. - That's unbelievable. - Can I use this thing? - Where do you wanna go? - Everyone says you get a time machine first thing you do, kill Hitler. - You think you killed Hitler? - I mean, you're kind of tiny and weak. - All right, so maybe I could go time when he can't defend himself, I'll kill a baby Hitler. - You have the stomach to kill a baby, that's what you're saying. You wanna go kill a baby. - I could kill a baby. - All right, get in there. - Style that. - There he is. You get it done? - Mark the shit out of the kit. - Oh yeah, how'd you do it? - I just punched him in the face. - That's it? - It's shocking the easier killing outfit. You've been outside? - I haven't even left the room. - I know. - Holy shit. (laughing) - That looks good. - Bad ass. - A lot of juice. (laughing) - For the audio listeners out there, he hops out of the time machine, they go outside after he kills Hitler, and it's just all his acidic juice everywhere. - Yeah. - Great sketch. - I understand wanting to kill Hitler and set things right. Just be aware of the consequences. - Yeah, the audience is on fire. God damn, these are really good. - Yeah, this one I call-- - A little pressure. - This next one I call extra chrome. - Extra chrome. - Bob, just read it. - It's from Reddit. It says, "You are a doctor performing a C-section. "What's the funniest thing to say to your team "as you pull the baby out of the mom?" And then the top one is, "Did somebody order an extra chrome as soon?" - Wow. - Because of retard. - Yep. - Do you get it? - Yeah, I definitely got it. - Do you guys get that one? - Yeah, no, I definitely got it. - Because of Trisomi 21. - Yeah, yeah. - Sweet. - Yeah. - It's okay. It's okay. - I like that one. - The other three have been really fucking good. - That one was my favorite one. - Was it really? - But I'm a big fan of retards. - You love 'em. - This one's called Harry Potter. - Harry Potter. And the final solution. 'Cause you know Homeboy did that movie where he was an FBI agent. - Yep. - Infiltrating Nazis. - Sure did. - And this is just a mashup. It's like we talked about with Charlie Classic five years ago. Sometimes it's good to put one actors, characters all together and see what comes out. And this opportunity was too much to pass on. It's Harry Potter and the final solution. - I did not know Harry Potter played a fucking Nazi. - Well, he's playing a wizard. - Grand Wizard. - Well, a Grand Wizard, yeah. It's still weird to see a clan member in the background there, you know? - This is a long time. - No, I know, I've never seen the movie though. I just couldn't, I couldn't buy Harry Potter as a fucking... - A nazzy? - Yeah, KKK members. - He's an informant. - I know, I know that, but still even him, you know, going in with the shaved head and everything, it's like, probably you're still Harry Potter at the end of the day, you know? What do we got up next? - This next one is called elite trolling. And this is not a sketch or anything. It's two dudes trolling a fucking Pro Palestine camp. And it's kind of long, but it's funny, it's fucking shit. I don't know who these dudes are. Danny Mullen, does anybody know who that is? - Oh shit, I actually watched this over. This is really funny, actually, yeah. - Former coach of Mississippi State. - I don't think it's him. - But just play it, it's too fucking... - I'm a big fan of their 20s. - Dude, what do you guys wanna do here? - I mean, we were on the Ukrainian thing for a while, like, you know, a fucking dictator, down with Boone or whatever. I mean, we both got sucked a couple of times. - We did. - Talk to move on. - After that, we were like, okay, it's not, we don't get the same traction on Twitter, man. - No. - We had that Ukrainian flag out that wasn't doing see for us, man. Then we put the Palestinian flag out. - Bam. - Oh, it changed the we, man. - It's triple the engagement overnight. - I had the golden weekend, man. Three girls, three day, man. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, different girls. That's crazy, man. Golden weekend, man. Come on, man. That's good, it's a good time. - I know this is an outdated term, but... Is cultural appropriation not a thing anymore? I don't think you're middle-easter. You can't wear that scarf. - Like, technically, man, that is cultural appropriation. - That's shame. Shame, shame, shame. You really should be ashamed of yourself. You know, I'm gonna film her out now. Look at that. That is a white person. That is a white person. Shame, shame. - It is cultural appropriation. Shame. - You're a good boy. Shame. - I'm shaming her because she's white and she's wearing a middle-easter head dress. It's really not okay. - Are you guys, like, original to campus? Like, are you just visiting? - I would say we are original to campus. - I mean, we just wanted to come see what the hullabaloo is about and the Palestine people have been turning us away. No. We're fraternity members. - Well, we're fraternity. - Beta, Beta, Beta, Pi. Breathe the tank. - Yeah, but we got you. - I know. - Well, we still party, you know? Is that a crime? Ladies, what do you think we blow this hot dog stand and go down to Westwood? Get some drinks. - I think it would be great for everybody here if we got you right over there. - Okay, well, you gotta come with us. 'Cause we're gonna be tricky with you. - I'm gonna be honest, we'll have three martinis. - Oh, there's the pimp right there. There he is. He's probably a doctor, Leo. He's running it. - It's really shit-happy YouTube channel that your stick is flying. - It's not a stick. It's a way of life. You should learn something from this dude. This guy has sex with her, dude. Do I have to define the word sex for you, probably? It's intercourse. - And it's so warm when you put it in. It's like warm and nice. It's like yellow, man. - It's like 98 degrees, dude. It's human body temperature. Oh, come on, dude. ACAB, stand for a thing. This is just careless. That guy's ACAB. Those people are f***ing BLM. These people over here, Palestine. - I'm trying to find out you're crazy, man. We forgot about the Ukraine already. (laughing) - These guys run fire over the weekend. This sketch went everywhere. - Yeah. - I like those guys. - It's frat dudes just bringing it back to America, really is what it is. - But are they frat dudes? They look like they're 32 years old. - At least one. - One of them had to be a former. - They behave like dudes that were in fraternities. That's what really matters, I believe. - They do. Do you know the update on the frat guys? The guys that we sent the boost to? - No, what happened? - Oh, great story down at UNC down there. True story as well. UNC has decided to end all funding for DEI projects and shift it into campus police down there at UNC. And they're saying the frat guys won. Celebration parties. - Let's pump the brakes on frat guys winning there because the campus police officer is a noted enemy of the fraternity house. - It depends on the police officer. I feel like if we keep the UNC campus police boosed up on hard AF, then we're gonna have a good time. - And that's exactly what I did in college. So whenever they came up to our fraternities and said, "Hey, how much booze do I have to give you to make you go away?" And they always had a number. - Yeah, so here's, I know a couple of you guys actually watch the show now. If you're out there and you're watching the show, negotiate with the local campus police and find out what their number is and we'll provide the boos for it. - Correct. - I don't want anybody getting fucked with them. - It was always usually 10 cases. So we would give them 10 and then they would get them to walk away. - Typically the move was to hire them to be your security outside. - We tried to and then they abandoned that. They were like, "Hey, conflicts of interest, but whatever." But congratulations to you gentlemen. I know some of them graduated and on to bigger and better things down there. - Next up, portal. - And this is, I think we actually need some, a bit of a lead in on this. Now this is a fucking, it's a video screen, real time live video screen between New York City and Dublin, Ireland, basically. - Okay. - And the people in Dublin use it as an opportunity. I'll say that and then you can watch the rest yourself. - So let me ask you this before you play this video. So this, it pops up on my feet a few times. Are they doing this around the world or just in Ireland or New York? - That's the only one I've seen, but I think it's gonna be, I think it's a viral marketing for something. So you'll probably see more. - I love the idea of this. It's awesome. - Yeah, they should leave it there permanently. - I think so too. I think it's really fun. - Yeah. - Anyways, Bob. - We knew this was gonna happen though, didn't we? - So this is, what you're seeing is the camera from the Dublin zone. (laughing) And they're holding up the phone with us as well. (laughing) - Good. (laughing) - Oh, there it is. - That didn't take long, didn't you know? Just a little salute there to you, bros. - I mean, that's like the first piece of media that's even come out about this thing is somebody talking shit about 911. - 911 and somebody put a porn. - They did. - We knew it, we knew this was gonna happen though. - There was a meme over the weekend, I think I saw on like political compass or something where someone was like saying like would white people, white people celebrating Cinco de Mayo, like would you think it was acceptable if someone had a party called Wine 11 every 9/11? - And the comments of that were immediately filled with, I'm doing Wine 11 now for the rest of my life. - Yeah, 100% I'm drinking two bottles. - I'm all in on that and I just heard it. - The second bottle might tip over and fall into a third bottle. - Right? - Yes. - So tower seven joke. - Wine 11 here. - I'm in now. I was never heard that and I love it. - I was, it was the best thing I'd heard. - Wine 11. - Toby Keith needs to come back and write a song called Wine 11, God damn it. - Man. - Imagine I saved his life. - I don't think anything would've. - I think it would've. - 'Cause of the cancer. - PK was amazing, man. What a fucking patriot. - Um, I just like, I liked that all new technologies, all new mediums, all new modalities of communication are just new opportunities to talk about 9/11. - Yeah. - That's how I live my fucking life. - Yeah, it is. - Look at how happy I am. - You're really happy. - Have you met a happier man? - Probably not. - Yeah, so. - Probably not. - There you go. Next up, Special Steve. This is kind of filler, but it's, it made me laugh. So here it is. - Special Steve. Oh man, I already know, I already know. - Bro, it's cold. I don't wanna go to work. - Oh, imagine what your ancestors had to go to. - Massa, it's snowing today. Do we send out the workers? - Nah, just send out Special Steve. You'll have a blast. - So much cotton. - Cotton. (laughing) - Boy. Bro. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You actually pulled the microphone away from me on that one. - Um, yeah. - Were you worried about what you were gonna say? - No, I just, I enjoyed it a lot. I needed more space to enjoy it. (laughing) I needed more space to enjoy it, so. - Holy shit. - There has been, I've said this a couple times over the last few months, but there's been a noticeable uptick and very funny racial humor from black content creators on Instagram. A lot. - From everybody. - Like a fuckload of them. - Um, which I really enjoy. - Same. - I'm having a good time. - I enjoy these fucking sketches. Who's this guy? We'll give them a shout out. - Uh, Omar Neutro, Nutro. - With an underscore there? - Yeah, underscore Nutro, yeah. - All right. - Yeah. - Big fan, Omar. Congratulations. - Um, and then the last, but not least certainly, is only fans mom. And this is by, read the name of the comedy troupe here. - AIDS underscore life. (laughing) - Come on, man. Come on, man. - It doesn't get any better now. - No, it doesn't. But was AIDS life already taken? And then they had to do the underscore? - Yeah, I guess. But they, so pretty small accounts still, 16,000 followers. But I think this is a good one. You may want to fucking go throw them a follow after this. - AIDS underscore life. Okay, go ahead and play it. - All right. That's enough. 'Cause my understanding that some of you have found Tyler's mom's only fans account, and have been teasing him about it. As a result, your teacher, Mr. Stone, has quit. He has convinced that Tyler's going to come in here any day now and shoot this place up. And looking at you now, Tyler, I can absolutely see why he thought that. I mean, Jesus Christ, buddy. You are visibly going through it. Now, guys, unless you want to be dodging bullets in here, I suggest you leave Tyler and his whore mom alone, okay? Listen, it's not that big of a deal. Somebody's got to finger themselves on the internet. Why not Tyler's mom? All right, no, Tyler, promise me. You're not gonna come in here and start shooting, all right? - Oh, maybe. - No, I'm serious. Promise me. No, I'm dead serious. I actually don't fucking do it. It's so hack at this point. Nobody even cares about school shootings, okay? Do it the old fashioned way. Slide on 'em out of school. I actually straight up don't care if you kill some of the kids that are bullying you. Off school property. Just don't fucking do it here. Or that won't be the only shooting at this school. There'll be another one. There'll be a single shot coming from my office. It'll be through the roof of my fucking mouth, all right? (laughing) Okay, so guys, leave Tyler alone. Enough of the throat goat stuff. I know it is warranted and accurate based on the videos we've seen, but seriously. Unless you want us all fucking dead, enough. All right, that's enough. - That's the public service announcement. - Yeah, sure is. I bet you there's surprisingly a lot of kids that have to deal with their mom's bullshit of this right now. - Yeah, so if you're a mom out there, maybe take that into consideration. - Yeah, 'cause your kid is gonna have to answer for this. There was one we knew. And yeah, we ran into him and I go, dude, what the fuck was the story there? They were holding up at a high school football game photos of her too, man. I mean, it got pretty intense. So it's happening across the country right now. If your mom taken into consideration, maybe wait so your kids graduate high school. I don't know how you'd survive that alone if your mom was just doing fucking only a chance ripping it out. - By the way, if you like these memes that we post, one, send me more memes. That helps. - @DanHollaway on Instagram. - Yeah, and then two, if you follow the accounts because you like 'em, make sure you let 'em know where you came from because some of these folks we'd like to get into contact with and have 'em on the show. - For sure. - For sure, that's all. - Big fan of the memes. This is why you subscribe on Patreon, dark every single week. Speaking of memes, cut teases at the top of the show. GameStop is back. So is Roaring Kitty. Pull up Roaring Kitty's Twitter for me, Bob. While I read this story, the meme stock rally that sent shares of GameStop to the moon. skyrocketed on Monday and sparked memories of the gamification of trading, of trading that occurred during the meme stock frenzy in 2021. GameStop shares, known as GME, that is their stock handle for up as of right now during this broadcast at 4.08 PM. Central, 74%. Monday following the return of the influential investor analyst Keith Gill. Known as Roaring Kitty, there he is. All right, so this guy has not posted in three years. Obviously we were in the stink of this with AMC and we wrote that to the fucking moon. Stonks are back. GameStop is back. Bob, go back to his account. There's one video I'm going to have you play in particular for the audience here. And also usually people say if you're going up two in this, two in the pink, one in the stink, we're five in the stink on this one. Yeah, five in the stink on this one here. It's, uh, keep going. Oh, God, he's posted so much. This is it. This is the top. Okay, how many is he posted so far today? Like eight or nine at least. He's back, dude. Yeah. Do you think this was like, do you have any conspiracies about this? Like the Jordan fucking suspension? I do, actually, yes. Like he's been under, he's been a getmo for the last three years. So go down beneath the blade one. It was, uh, I want to see it start off on like a cowboy thing. Yeah, play that one. Let's see what that one is real quick here. I wonder if they blacked it out. Maybe they didn't get the right. So who knows, but, uh, with Roar and Kitty here, five in the skiffy, that's all black. That's all black. I'm doing this. Uh, so I do have a, I have a fucking feeling about this. Three years seems like almost to the day here. It seems like there was some. Agreement or clause or some contract that he signed with somebody. And like, uh, not non-compete or something like that. Something, yeah. Um, that, uh, that he couldn't come back. Uh, let me find it, Bob. And I'll just send it to you via, there it is. Or he's a time traveler. I'm going to send you this on direct message. So play this video. And, uh, this was my favorite, because this is when I knew we were fucking back, dude. We were fucking back. Um, this was the video here and scored it with some awesome music. Yeah. Is that the good, the bad, Roar and Kitty? Is it? Nobody squints like Clint. No. Best squitter in the biz, dude. That's why he's in Clint, actually. They're like, well, we can't name it squints. Oh, that's Captain Marvel right there. Sure is. Dumpin' loads of rainbows on people. Why am I rhyming so much today? I did drink, uh, some keto and I grew. It's got me all tuned, though. But I... Baby Groot running around, dude. And then Thor's hammer droppin' down. Baby Groot's acorns. That's going to be my fucking... My next go. My next fantasy football team name is Baby Groot's acorns. I like it. Well, we're back and GameStop here is shut down the market again. Five times the stock market was shut down today, including E-Trade. E-Trade was down for over five hours. Bob, will you look up and see if they actually came back up? Because we were doing the sports show before we came on here. Did E-Trade ever come back on today? Or did they just shut it down for the day? Because this will lead me to my next question here. Well, last time when they did it, they all shut down after hours. Right. And then that's going to lead my next question to you. How is this still legal looking back at all everything we saw last time? And then there's a fucking movie about it out for Cry 6. It's on Netflix. Everybody's welcome to watch it about Roaring Kitty. Actually, Paul Dano plays Roaring Kitty in the movie. It's a fantastic movie. Seth Rogan's in it as well. There's a bunch of other people. It's a really fucking good movie. I thought after all of this came to light and became public, there's no way we would be able to shut down the stock market again in the middle of the fucking day over and over and over again. And then for a massive company like E-Trade, just to shut down all trading for the day, how is this legal? I don't know about the legality of it, to be honest. Look, the consumer, when's the last time the market itself or an agent of the market which is to say one of the trading companies or something like that? When's the last time the consumers really been protected? I think the only time I've seen it was with fucking SBB, right? Or SBB, excuse me. Like, because another guy, I can't remember his name, but another guy got convicted recently in the last couple months of the exact same shit that SBB did. And he got Sam Bankman Freed, but SBB, like the bank, Silicon Valley Bank, got convicted of the same shit he was the CEO of a different company and he got three months in prison, instead of 25 years. So really, it depends on, like, Freed was an outsider and he did some shit. So he has to go forever. This other guy was a fucking legit dude and he did it and it's like, oh, oops. Yeah, you're good. Sorry. So I think they, like I always say, they fucking protect the institution before they protect any individual ideology or person. Well, same, Sam Bankman Freedman or whatever the fuck his name is. With that guy, I understood whether they put him away for 50 years. It's simply because there was, all the money was going to the Democratic Party and they didn't want the rest of that shit coming out, right? So that's gone. The other guy, three months and he's out. That's why I'm saying that because they don't care about the financial crimes, as long as, what was it, 10% of the purchases on GameStop were shorts or something like that. That was a huge amount of the position. And that was probably all fucking government-friendly people, right? Yeah. That's who that was. It was Pelosi and her fucking crew. They did that and then they just got fucked over because this dude came out of hiding somewhere. And he just waved a magic wand and lost, they lost $10 billion today, I think, is with the number. Was that what the final number was? I saw this morning it was $1 billion. Everybody who was short of the GameStop stock was down a billion. If it's up to $10 billion now. Maybe I could be one. I may have read it wrong, but I know that the total gain on the positive side was $6.5 billion, I think, from just today. And according to Stock Twits, just today, Memestocks added over $6 billion in marketing. Oh, so it's all the Memestocks, okay. So Bob, there's a AMC is back too. What did AMC close at? If you open that link, go to MarketWatch. The link right there and then look inside of there's a Twitter post that has all the other game, the Memestocks. I just checked AMC, they're up 78% on the day, including after hours trading. Click that tweet right there, that's where it is. Yeah, GM, so GameStop ended up 78. I guess AMC, I just checked on Google and this is from one o'clock. So on Google, after hours trading, AMC is up 78 as well. But then Spirit 13, Rivian 10-- Wait, Spirit Airlines? Because they were going to get sold. Yeah. And then you got some EV stocks. Yeah, I'm seeing more of those Rivian trucks around. They looked nice. They are nice. It's just, where do you plug them in? And that's the whole thing. Like Glade, plug it in, plug it in. Oh, no. I don't know. They look great though, those Rivian trucks are nice looking. GameStop at $1 billion, he deleted it, so maybe he was wrong. Somebody's posting the chat. No problem. But yeah, this dude comes out of nowhere. This is why I think he's a time traveler. He came out of nowhere, Robin Hood, everything, and then he'll be gone again in a week. I bet we don't see him again after this week. I'm not sure, man. Maybe we see him in the future sometime, but he's going to pop in, make some noise, and fuck off. That's why I think he's going to have stuff. Do you think he's like John Teeter, that guy that predicted 9/11 back in the day? Oh yeah, maybe. Or maybe he's like Quantum Leap guy, or Quantum Butt Leap. Yeah. You guys remember Quantum Butt Leap? They sure do. They just cancel the new one, by the way. All right. Yeah, it was terrible. Yeah. They put an age in that. It was like fucking, put a check in it, make her gay. The whole thing was here. No need for that. Yeah, but Quantum Butt Leap reboot. Quantum Butt Leap is the one that you need. Should I explain that again? I think everybody knows. No, we definitely remember. But do you think this will last? When we get back in and we're taking this thing into the fucking moon, I'm ready to pack my bags and go back. All right. So here's the, have you ever watched that episode of, it's actually a series of episodes on South Park about when Kyle's dad is trolling everybody, Gerald is trolling everybody. And it's like not about the original troll. It's about the cascading effect from it. So stage two of this is that today a bunch of people are going to get in on positions on all these stocks. And then by midday today, Elon's going to start talking about it. And it's going to blow up even more and then it'll fucking get cut off at the knees. And there's going to be some rattle rousing about the markets getting shut down and all this shit. We'll see how it goes. But it'll, I think what was the cycle last time, like two or three weeks maybe? No, so the last time it was actually months on end and it continued. What did it go up to last time, Bob? Did it peak it? I want to say 4.75 somewhere in there. It was at $5. I believe it got up into the 400s. I know, because when you and I did it on the show with AMC, it was the same thing. We got it at five. Yeah, we made like rocketed up to $74 or something. I think we made like 15 grand and we spent it on a party or something. No, we went to Floyd Mayweather. We got ringside tickets to Floyd Mayweather versus Logan Paul. It was you, me, Chuck Liddell, Delco. Were you on that trip? Yeah. Adam Ray was there. I'm pretty sure Joel was with us. No, it's Georgia. I think Joel came as well, though. No, maybe not. Maybe he did a show from the studio and we patched in, you guys. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. But we hung out with Mike Werben that night. That was fun as shit, dude. We snuck a bunch of stuff into the stadium in a fucking diaper bag. I'm all in on this. You know, this would sync up with the Tyson fight that's coming up in July. I don't even want to see that. I'm in, dude. I'm in. I love the spectacle. I love the spectacle of it. Tyson, Jake, Paul. I'm all in that night. I'll be betting on it. Everything, dude. I'm all in on that bullshit. But I hope this is back because I'm curious to see how many times you could shut down the market again. If everybody else will get back in on it right before we went on air. Dave Portenoy just posted a video about it. Why not? Why not get back in on it and see how far this could fucking go again? I mean, what's to stop it other than the market itself? I don't know. Gigi says look at NVACs. That's November Victor Alpha X-ray. It's not just meme stocks. It's the most heavily shorted stocks that were targeted today. So this might be a cover for a bigger operation. How much is NVACs up today? 47%. Shit. Okay. Interesting. So is he because I haven't watched the video. It was like a five minute video that Roaring Kitty posted. Was he just back in on GameStop or was he in on the rest of these? Well, I don't know. GameStop and AMC went up concurrently. But those two have been intrinsically linked for the last couple of years, right? So maybe that was bound to happen. And then the other ones I think, I don't know about Rivian, but Spirit was definitely part of the first group of meme stocks. And then there was... Bed Bathysm. Bed Bathysm Beyond Blackberry was one of those. Yeah, Blackberry, yeah. But Bed Bathysm Beyond and Blackberry I think are fucking defunct now, aren't they? Yeah, I think Blackberry is done for good. I don't even think they have a quote in the ticker anymore. Yeah, maybe Bed Bathysm Beyond got bought with somebody else or something or went private. I think they're still alive. Are they? I think they're still alive, barely. But I... Look, I'm going to follow this tonight because I'm going to be up late and just kind of see how this rolls. Well, somebody would be a blast to get back in. That was three years ago when we did that shit. It was fucking fun, man. I just enjoyed it all day long. Bob, what did you say NVACs was up for the day? Because Gigi says it got up to 193% up today. Yeah, Google says it's up 47%. 47, it ended in 47. But what did it peak there? It was a peak there. It's at 13.11 now. It was at 13.89 and 11 a.m. That's what I'm seeing on Google. Okay. But I don't know. Interesting. That is interesting. I didn't know it would accompany that. Maybe this is all a smokescreen for attacking more short positions. And look, I'll spitball here a little bit. This isn't, I'm not giving you any intelligence or anything. Or financial advice. Or definitely not financial advice. But this stuff happens sometimes. There are personnel within US government at three liter agencies that manipulate currency markets, right? That's their job is to fucking do that. If we were to see, for example, a bunch of Russian or Chinese or Saudi positions that are shorts on certain things, we might blow those stocks up, right? Just to fuck them over. That's, that is a form of financial warfare. It happens a lot. And you just don't, you just don't notice it. But it happens all the time. I don't know that that's what this is. But I do know that there has been a lot of conversations in USG over the last year or two about that specifically, about new forms of financial warfare. Well, I also look at it like going back to yesterday's show or this morning's that was up about American people being tired of inflation and everything else. Everybody wants a win right now. I think people would love to hop back in on this again and just ride it just to fuck over these people and these companies at this point. It just certainly feels like the tone of America right now. Yeah, that could be it too. It could be, it could be stock players that aren't playing ball with USG, it could be anything, right? Yeah. But it's not like, it'll be fun to see this documentary went in 20 years. Like this kid was a fucking operator for the NSA or something. Just pop it up and fucking over currency markets so they can make moves against Russia or China. If you watch the movie, he was the only storyline that was not tied up at the end of the movie where they don't know what happens to him. They don't know how much money he ended up making off of GameStop. They don't know if he sold because he said he would never sell. And he was just hodling, dude, forever. But I don't know the real answer. It's very bizarre that you disappear for three years and then just pop back up and then boom, let's say he, him personally, he got in on it this morning before he did all this. Fuck man, I mean, it's a great way to make a shit ton of money. Really goddamn quick if you're him. And also, if you're a lurker, which I think this guy might be, like when I say lurker, I mean a guy that coasts on 4chan and just watches, Reddit watch, he doesn't post a lot. He just likes to do that. Throwing large pebbles into large ponds and watching the ripple effect is something that would be very attractive to a person like that. I enjoy doing that. I was just going to say, this seems like your dream after all this is over to do fucked up shit like this. If I could do it in a way that targeted assholes and didn't fuck people out of their mortgages, I would definitely do that 100%. Well, who loses in this besides the guys who are shorting? But you went over this three years ago, anybody who's shorting a company, it's a fucking hot sucker anyways. Well, maybe, maybe, I mean, you're playing the market for sure, but people that are fucking in the market for a 5 or 10 grand are not shorting positions, right? Because you can't really make money on it day to day unless you do. Well, it's hard because it's usually got to go out, you know, weeks in advance, months in advance. Yeah, you, not only that, but you that money sits there for some time. Sure does. Typically, you can't pull it out. Sometimes years, right? So, yeah. Yeah, interesting, but we'll keep an eye on it for sure. I'm going to look more at this tonight. Maybe we can drop some money into it and see what happens here, but I'll keep an eye on this tonight. The markets open, I don't know, usually until eight o'clock. So we'll see in the after hours. Next up, MAGA in a blue state. Critics of President Joe Biden are lambasting his beach vacation in Delaware while contrasting the Mother's Day weekend getaway to former President Trump's massive rally in the historically blue state of New Jersey on Saturday. Supporters camped out overnight at the beach for a Trump rally that starts at 5 p.m. Today in Wildwood, Joe Biden can even fill up a broom closet without staff, media, and angry protesters. One ex-user said, "Bad ombre, another one posted on Saturday. Trump held a beachside rally in Wildwood, New Jersey on Saturday evening, and at least 80 to 100,000 supporters showed up to join the 45th President in the historically deep blue states simultaneously 24 miles across Delaware Bay. Biden arrived at his home in Rojoboth. I don't even know what that is, Rojoboth Beach, never heard of it. Rojoboth Beach, Delaware. And for Mother's Day, Biden's trip followed a fundraising event in Seattle, where he was greeted by local leaders such as Democrats, Governor Jay Inslee, and Republican Promilla, Jay Powell. Ron Insane, any of those rights. Who cares? But here's the crowd here. Pop this up. Huge. Huge. It's a big-ass crowd for fucking... My god, man. New Jersey. For in a Saturday night, too, which is kind of... Wildhood. Damn, dude. Yeah, there was a lot of fucking people there. There were so many people there that Trump's motorcade actually got delayed, because nobody was anticipating this. Is this just like Republican Music Festival? Zero. It reminded me of fucking Coachella. It's like Trump-Chella here. I mean, this was fucking nuts. It's an interesting psychological paradigm, right? Because people want to be on a winning team. That's why a lot of so-called experts, aside from polling and things like that, will use crowd size as an indicator of success, or potential success, right? Yeah. That's why it's like, all right, people want to be part of a winning team. They're not going to show up for some loser. Like if Jimmy Carter throws a fucking get together this week, and nobody's showing up. He's a fucking loser. I'll be part of it. I mean, you have two people right here that will... The two, the two, you guys. You would be the only two there. They're fine. They're covering up for me. Hovering over his fucking stale, smelly, pusher body. We're going to get put in the will. There's nothing left, dude. Nah. They're going to get a vacuum bag of peanuts. Plenty of peanuts left. At any rate, people want to be part of a winner. And it's... But I don't know if I would put any stock in this, necessarily, for the election, because I don't think we're going to get a fair one anyways. I don't either. You know what the really interesting thing about this weekend, of all the stuff Trump was going on, Biden's reception was icy, to say the least, everywhere he went. Nobody showed up, or he was getting protested everywhere he went. Which makes me think that these activist class, who's usually on the Democratic Party side, they're usually agents of Soros, or the teachers unions, right? That's usually who they fucking work with. Now they're protesting him. That's going to be low turnout in the 25 to 35 age range, which is bad news for Democrats. Yeah. Again, we'll see how it goes. But the other thing is, more and more people are going after Biden on mainstream fucking television now. We talked about CNN with Aaron Burnett last week, this weekend on Sunday, yesterday, Fareed Tagueria, who's as liberal as it gets, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. On CNN was like, if these charges that Trump's facing in New York, if it was anybody other than Trump, it would not be a thing, right? And the state is spending millions of dollars on this goddamn prosecution, just to try to keep him out of the race. And it ain't going to work. Even if he got convicted, it wouldn't work. So finally, these people are starting to wake up about it. And Bill Marv of the weekend lit Stormy Daniels up. Like he played, he replayed video of her on his show in 2018, when the stuff all first came out, and at least was in the news at the time. It was like, yeah, she was saying, oh, it wasn't coerced anything. It wasn't anything, no kind of sexual assault or any of that bullshit. And then she's on the stand saying exactly the opposite. So I wouldn't be shocked if she gets charged with perjury at some point, because she's on record and other places saying that that shit never happened. And now she's trying to say it to make her case look better. Well, she was making a living off of it at the Comic-Cons and all that other shit after it first happened. Now she actually got called to testify. Michael Cohen actually testified today. One of the biggest parts of that testimony was, I guess he was recording Trump behind the scenes the whole time. Which-- Who, Cohen? Yeah, Cohen. Which, hey, whatever, if there's something there. But I listened to the tapes. And it was pretty stock standard of what somebody going through this would say, of like, hey, if this Stormy Daniels shit comes out, women are going to hate me. He goes, guys will probably think it's cool. Trump's exact words. It goes, guys will think this story is cool. The problem is female voters will not, and they're already pissed off about the grab them by the pussy leak tape and all that other shit. And he says it on the recorded call. I don't see how any of it is really bad for Trump because the one thing that they're trying to get him on is that he personally was the one who wrote this off against the campaign, and they're trying to get him for a campaign finance violation. Somebody else was the one that did this. So it wasn't like Trump got in there and fixed the books for himself. It was his CPAs or whatever. If the CPAs or Michael Cohen went down, I could understand that. I don't know, they still have been described how they're trying to get Trump into this, which I don't really get. I don't get it. I mean, if it's just about optics, it's not going to work. It didn't work in fucking 16, where they dragged out all the fucking grab her by the pussy stuff, and it had literally no effect on anybody, including the people that he needed to vote for, which is like conservative Christians. They were like, yeah, yeah, like I don't like that, but we're not hiring him to be the fucking morality police. He's going to be president, and presidents are kind of scumbags. Let's be real, right? Yeah. I guess that's what they were thinking. I really don't know, but it certainly had no effect on whether or not he was going to win that election. David, we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air. 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So yeah, man, it was a it was a little chilly out there. And the fact that these people fucking stayed and raged and zero rest happened like. Pretty wild, man, especially for New Jersey. Yeah, pretty weird. So we'll see. Next up is a terrible story. Senior airman who was killed by police Florida police have publicly released body cam footage of a deputy sheriff who fatally shot a US Air Force member at his home. Senior airman Roger Fortson, who was 23 years old, was taken to the hospital where he died, officials said. A lawyer for the victim's family citing a witness alleged the police burst into the wrong home. Police have disputed the claim and said the deputy reached, I'm sorry, reacted in self-defense after he saw Fortson armed with a gun. The airman was shot on May 3rd at his home, located five miles from the special operations wing. That's a Herlberg field. Yeah, that's where Jared was for years. Oh, really? Yeah. Where it was based, the deputy who shot him, whom police have not named, has since been placed on administrative leave. Look, I saw the body cam footage here. Do we have it? You can you can go ahead and play it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's four minutes, right? You can skip ahead to the last Bob, like probably a minute of it. Yeah, so just some generalized notes. Like the cop doesn't know what's on the other side of the door. I don't think anything led him to believe the guy was armed necessarily. He's responding to a potential DV call. Okay. They thought there was a fight going on in there and that's why he's there. Knox on the door announces twice. And then he moves back out of the fatal funnel, like out in front of the door. If you notice on his approach, there's a gate or the hallway runs out right behind him. Okay. Right now he's doing the right thing. He's moving out of the fatal funnel and then he moves back into it. And I think it created some problems as you'll see. The birds there really loud. Yeah. And by the way, he was not there. There's the public affairs officer that was they gave that press conference was right about one thing he did not go to the wrong door. That's not true. Like he got led to the door that he was supposed to. The person who gave him the information may have been wrong, but this is the door that he was told to go to that part. And you see him announce himself again and then the kid comes to the door with a gun and he just fucking smokes him. Does he have a gun? Yeah, he does have a gun, which is not grounds for that guy to shoot him. To me, this is a bad shoot. That's illegal to do that. Nibs, K and IBBS versus a momfard, M-O-M-P-H-A-R-D, 2025th or 4th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that simply holding a gun in your own home is not grounds to shoot them. Right. So I don't know how this is going to play out in court. I think that the officer was incompetent to some degree. Right. I mean, one, it's just a bad situation to be in. It is. It's a bad situation. A lot of people, a lot of the. A lot of the pro police, I guess. And I say that tongue in cheek because it's the people who will defend anything that ever happens as long as it's a cop. A lot of those folks have been saying, well, who answers their door with a gun in their hand? Who, it's the fucking, it's America. But I'll answer my door with whatever the fuck I want to, right? And that's kind of how we do things here. To the guy is standing right in front of the door. Like, you're not, you've never been in a gun fight in your life, right? Right. If you knock on a door and you think there's some shit going on behind it, just using basic human intelligence, you know, to stand off to the side of that thing, right? So putting himself in front of the door over to the left of the door and having to move back across it to get to cover is that precipitated as well. The guy showing up to the door with a gun precipitated. So it's a really bad situation. But here's my position on this. It's a, it's bad for everybody. Sometimes there's a circumstance where things can and might go wrong, right? It sucks. That's just how life works sometimes. So it's easy to say, oh, well, that's just how it goes. You can't blame the officer because it was a bad situation. Okay, fine. Well, that kid's dead, right? He's dead. He paid the price for it. So now the cops got to pay the price. He's got to get fired at maybe see jail time, in my opinion. Like this is unconscionable. You can't do this shit. So from a civilian side, have you ever had Sheriff's office come to your door? Uh, yeah. Okay. So I have to and I, and I let him know. I'm like, I'm carrying a gun right now and you're not taking it from me. So I, I said the same in one occasion that I had a gun in the back of my jeans. And I said, hey, I'm armed, but in no way, shape or form. Did I open the door with a gun in my hand? So to avoid any confusion whatsoever. I made sure I looked first to make sure it was an actual police officer or sheriff's office. Put the gun back in my waistband and announce where it was. And then I opened the door and, uh, and then when the door opened, because I didn't want to freak him out either. So like. Yeah, which is a good thing, by the way, during a traffic stop, just keep your hands visible. Because you don't want to create a situation where there is none. Yeah. You get pulled over for speeding. There's no need to fucking be a dick or, or like, like reach for things rapidly. Cause you don't, that guy doesn't know you. He doesn't know what you're doing. And the, the saying in the business is, uh, action is faster than reaction, right? Mm hmm. So he's, he's got to be like, you have no ping and he's got a half second delay. That's how it works. So he's got to act a half second in advance to even be competent in that situation. So it's a bad situation. The P the, the public affairs officer, they gave the press release that were, or not press release, but the interview we're talking about here. Also said that the, uh, the victim in this case knew that it was a police at the door. They have no way of knowing that. No, absolutely no way of verifying he just said it and hopes people believe it. That's a fucking lie, right? So I don't know what you should do about that guy. He's lying when he says that, but it doesn't mean that like if I don't ship me personally, I don't show up to the door with a gun in my hand. No, right. I just don't do that. I don't, I don't go from one room. You, you know me. I don't go from one room to another without a gun on me, even in my own home. Never. It's just a discipline for me. But I, if I, if the guns in my hand, it's time to do business, right? So I don't show up with a door with a casually in my hand like that. I think it was a really bad situation. I don't necessarily think, um, that I don't, I don't think that the officer went in there with the intent to kill him, but he did make a mistake. He made a series of mistakes that led up to this, right? Because the job isn't to defend yourself against the public. It's to defend the public, right? And this guy had committed no crime. And he went into his house where he's allowed to stand there holding his gun based on this fucking case law that I gave you before you can look that shit up. He's allowed to do that. So this guy killed him just for standing there in his own home with a gun, which I don't think is right. He's allowed to do it, but here's the tricky part is what's the officer supposed to do if somebody comes to the door with a gun? Stay out of the goddamn fatal funnel and say I'm a cop. And then you can tell if the guy's going to be aggressive or not. Man, it's a tough one looking in this video. No, no, no, no. Do your job the right way. Look, yeah, yeah. Certainly there's, there's room. There's been so many cops that have been ambushed recently too. That is like, man, this is a tough one. That part I do agree with. Now the issue I have, and maybe it's unrelated, maybe it's not, but this is the same sheriff's department as the acorn guy. You love that guy. You love the acorn guy. So that makes me think maybe they're all incompetent, right? Because I've gone through hundreds, if not a thousand plus doors in my life with a gun, just kick doors down, go through the door. You don't know what's on the other side. Not once have I stood in front of the goddamn door like that. That's dumb. It's not smart to do that, right? So you're, this is the same thing. And a lot of, a lot of my cop buddies talk about this all the time when they're reviewing footage from body cams where shit went wrong. It's like, well, if you had known how to use jujitsu on this guy and get him down, he never would have been able to reach for your gun and he would still be alive, right? Like, or if you weren't out of shape, he wouldn't have ran away and you wouldn't have had to have shot him. You could have chased him down a whip, his ass or something like that. That's always true in every situation. That's why we demand a lot out of these people. I don't mean to take it lightly. We demand a lot out of police. It's a very serious and dangerous job, but we do demand a lot of you. So we expect a lot. I expect people to be professional and do the right thing. Use the right tactics so people don't die needlessly. That's my position. And so let me ask you this. Your cop buddies, when they saw this video, what did they tell you? Oh, the first thing I talked to about was just what their general thoughts were. And the first thing everybody said was that the press got a hold of this quickly and just said a bunch of bullshit that wasn't true, which is absolutely true. And by the way, happens every time, though. The guy's attorney has been crump. That's the family attorney and he's the biggest piece of shit in the entire world. He reps every, by the way, if you don't know who Ben Crump is, reps every black. Michael Brown. It started in Ferguson, Missouri. This has been gone. Yeah, it's like he's a complete piece of shit. So I just feel like this was incompetence. The problem is that incompetence in these situations leads to death, right? So he's got to pay the price for it. It's unfortunate, but it's also unfortunate that the kids fucking dead for not committing a crime. You can't say that the cop doesn't deserve that because that motherfucker didn't deserve to die either, right? So that's my take on that. This is going to, it's a tough call for me because you answer the door with a gun. I don't know what the right answer is, man. Because there is no other body cam footage at this point, right? There was another cop there and it was just him and then this. There's going to be more information. I think the guy was on the phone with his girlfriend at the time. So we'll see what she has to say. So let me ask you about the domestic violence thing is what I had read, and again, this could be untrue, was that there was an apartment either next to it or underneath it that had already, please have been called there like five times already for for horrible shit. So did they get the right house or did they not get the right house? My understanding is they got told because I think you can hear it on the body cam. There's some woman telling them where to go and I'm pretty sure she says 1401, which is where they went. I feel like that part is without question. Now that doesn't mean it was the right house necessarily. It means that's the house that the officer was directed to. That's not the same thing, right? But the officer wouldn't have known that. All he knows is somebody's fucking getting beat to death for all he knows behind this fucking door and it could be a woman. So I'm going to open this door and find out. So I don't like up until the tactical part, I think the cop did everything right. It just like mistakes were made there and it ended with somebody dying. So you got to fucking do something about that. You know what I mean? Yeah, show one more time there, Bob, at the end. So what should he have done here at this last part if the guy comes? Well, he shouldn't have been standing in front of the fucking door. Like you knock on the door from the side. I mean, he could get shot through the door right now, I'll stand in there. Stand off to the side and knock through, right? Say sheriff's department. If the guy says, I'm looking through the people, I don't see anybody, show me your badge. You fucking put your badge over there or whatever. You don't put your head over there, right? I mean, it's just not smart. The other part to this that I'm sure they'll bring up in court is the gun was not raised. It was it looked like it was down to decide there. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. So this case was decided in 2022 in the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, K-N-I-B-B-S-Nibs versus Montfard, M-O-M-P-H-A-R-D. And it established that simply holding a firearm in your own home is not grounds for an officer to shoot you. So I think a lot of the super like I would call these people boot licking because they won't hold anybody accountable, in my opinion, have made the case that that's not a crime, that the cop hasn't committed a crime. So it doesn't matter if it was right or wrong. Technically, he's not going to get charged because there's no crime. I think it's a crime. Okay, and then Bob, you freeze, you've got it frozen here on the kid. This is what I was talking about. And I'll call him a kid because I think he was only what, 22 years old. 23, yeah. So the weapon isn't raised there at that point. It's not right, yeah. At any point, man. And he's got his hand out the kid. You can't see it right now because of the officer's arm. But he's also got his hand out in front of him like this, like, "Hey, whoa." But who knows what he's communicating? Who knows how the officer read it? It's a split second decision, right? Sure. So I wouldn't want to be in that decision. But if I had been in that decision, I wouldn't be standing right in front of the goddamn door. Also, but how's he going to be able to tell it is a cop? Like if you're looking in through the peephole, he moves away. To the side, yeah. That's what I'm saying. The reasonable thing to do would be to ask for the badge and then you fucking show them the badge. You don't have to fucking stand in front of the door to do that. That's not smart. We don't teach that. And I asked a bunch of cops about that too. I'm like, "Isn't it fucking protocol to not stand in front of the goddamn door?" Everyone of them said, "Yes." Yeah, this is interesting because it might come down to the case law that you cited. And that could be the deciding factor in this. Yeah, we'll see. I mean, ultimately, it's just fucking sad. I obviously don't like that the kid's dead. I don't like that the cop is going to have to go through this either because it fucking sucks for him. I'm sure for the most part, he's great at his job. And he's doing work that a lot of people don't want to do. The thing that really bothers me about it is that Ben Crump is now involved, and it's just going to get twisted through the fucking media like crazy. And we're never with it. I mean, whether we find out any sort of positive resolution to this or not, you know that cunt's going to make it a circus. Yeah, it'll be a racial war here at this fucking... I fucking hate that guy. God damn it. Yeah, this one sucks, man. I saw this fucking video and I don't know what the right answer is. So we'll see. But yeah, this will get turned into a fucking huge deal here. Yep. Next up, remember that blue or gold dress? The Scottish husband behind the infamous dress that broke the internet admitted to strangling his wife. I didn't see her after he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. Did you even know that this guy had been arrested for strangling his wife? I haven't even heard of this story until he got convicted. I had no idea about it, but let's face it. This drove me mad, so maybe the same thing happened to him, and he just lost his fucking mind and strangled her. Not everyone can handle fame. They really can't. Is this him on Ellen? Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you for pulling him up on Ellen, dude. God, that is classic Ellen. Remember anything that went viral? They were on Ellen's show within like fucking 12 hours, and she would give him like a gift card for $100 to Walmart. That's the couple, huh? She's cute. He's a fucking weirdo. Here, Johnston, 38, pleaded guilty on Thursday to attacking his wife, Grace Johnston, in their home on Scotland's Isle of Collinsay. On March 6, 2022, Johnson was alleged to have brandished a knife while he threatened his wife, saying, "Someone is going to die." Following a night of drinking during the assault, who hasn't been there, the almost fatal attack began days before when Grace defied Kier's demands of not attending a job interview on the mainland. The outlet reported on the day of the attack, Kier Johnson told his wife that he would be leaving her, which led to an argument between the couple. She went outside the property to stop him from leaving. He followed her, pinned her to the ground. He placed both knees on her arms. She was unable to move, and then he began strangling her with both of his hands. Here's a recommendation, a swim move. Sure. Pretend you're a defensive end. Yeah. Just get under those hooks, move her out of the way. Dip it. And then just leave instead of murdering her on the ground. Yeah, just dip. Just dip out of there. I think he had island fever. You know how they talk about like, we live in Hawaii for a while, like it's just you get crazy. The island makes you crazy. Yeah. I'm going to zoom in. I'm going to show you this island. This is if you've seen, oh, I'm glad to bring this up again. Banshee Banshee's of Inashiran. It's very much. Did you finally watch it? I've watched it. I watched it when it came out. You liar. We asked you about it, dude. We heard it was good. Wait, he's an in-brewed guy. Of all the people in this office that would love the movie in-brew, just definitely Bob. No, it is. But this is another one. Dude, no. Rob's been fucking touting Banshee's of Inashiran for like the last year. All right, I'll fucking watch it. God. But yeah, just this is like some grim rock in the fucking North Sea or whatever. Like, I mean, you're just going to go. It's asked. He lives on Azkaban. Like, it's a fucking prison island. I watched a doc like this because with nothing on television or streaming apps and all that shit anymore. I've been watching a bunch of-- Jesse and I went with my wife. I'm watching a bunch of weird fucking docs. And there was one that was off like the coast of Ireland or something like that. Wales or whatever the fuck it's called. And yeah, it looks grim. It looks bleak. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more there. Now, the bigger question is the dress. Can you pull up the dress? And I just want to hear what everybody else sees here. Because this is the dude, right? Did he do this with his wife or did his wife design this dress? I think he just saw it in the stores. Was this scary? So what do you see, Dan? It's blue in whatever dark gold. I see-- I see golden white. No, so the options were white and gold or blue and black. I don't see blue and black. I see blue in like a dark gold. I saw blue and black the first time I saw it. It took me a while to get to white and gold. I see white and gold. I only see white and gold. That's it. Blue and black is the other option? Yeah. Can't see it. That's not black to me. I see blue though. Yeah, I can't see it at all. I see definitely white and gold there. Maybe I'm retarded. God damn, man. To this day, dude, look, this is what happens. You create greatness. And then you go on to stranger your wife in the driveway. Just strangle her to death right there, okay? Does she live? I don't think she died. Yeah. Okay, good. Good. Hopefully she wears this dress to court then. And the judge says, why are you wearing that? And she says, your honor? Because I'm black and blue. Just like the other color you're supposed to see. And the judge is going to be like, no. It's golden white. It's golden white. I only see golden white. I really do only see golden white. I've never seen the other colors of this. I didn't really understand the type of this. I also agree. I see white and gold, but it is blue and black. In real life? Yeah. Do they give an answer to it? Yeah, that was the answer is blue and black. So what is this? Was it just shading or? It's just the way the light's hitting it. Really? Now, here is something you'll both enjoy. Now, you know how things like to be topical, like with the internet and stuff like that, you know, like charities or companies that like to be topical? Yeah. In South Africa, in 2015, the Salvation Army used the dress to raise awareness for domestic violence with the slogan, why is it so hard to see black and blue? Shut the fuck up, dude. I just nailed that. I mean, I just fucking nailed that in court. Let's go. Fuck. Yeah, dude. All right. All right. At least I'm in tune with the rest of the world. Yeah. Somebody in the chat, I missed it. We've got my fingers on the polls. Somebody said that the dress was white and gold, but she was black and blue. Nailed it. Yeah. That's pretty good. I can't find who said it. Oh, Boko Harambe. Turns out the dress was white and gold, and his wife was black and blue. Congratulations, Boko. We're going to talk about Harambe here in this next story. I didn't know who did this. I checked out of it. I looked at this one time when this got hot, when this meme got hot, and I was like, I only see this one color, so I just moved on with my life. White. Yeah. Yeah. But it is. Oh, you mean it is black dress. Yeah. I only see white. Do you remember that episode of 30 Rock, where everything looks like stuff to the different characters? Yeah. I just see everybody as a white person. Yeah. Because, you know, I don't see color. You shouldn't. You shouldn't. Next up. Yeah, this one hurts, dude. Steve Buscemi got punched in the face. Seems no one is safe on the streets of the Big Apple these days, not even beloved hometown actor and hero Brooklyn native Steve Buscemi. Real hero. Like, not like Steve ran as easy. He was actually at 9/11 helping people out of the rubble. He really was. Yeah, he really was. Buscemi 66 was strolling through Kips Bay last week when a brute walked up and struck the Boardwalk Empire Star in broad daylight. One of the latest unprovoked assaults in the five boroughs law enforcement sources told the New York Post. The actor suffered swelling to his face and left eye and was taken to Bellevue Hospital for treatment. Meanwhile, his deranged assailant took off and is still on the lamb. Steve Buscemi was assaulted in Midtown Manhattan, another victim of random act of violence in the city. Buscemi's publicist has said in a statement to the New York Post. He is okay and he appreciates everyone's well wishes, though incredibly sad for everyone that this has happened to also while walking the streets of New York. Cop said the random attack happened at 11.48 a.m. on Wednesday on 369 Third Avenue. The NYPD released surveillance photos of the alleged attacker, a bearded man wearing a baseball cap and a blue T-shirt and black sweatpants. We have a pic of that guy. I think Delaney is sentencing me. I said to yeah. I mean this, by the way, like- That's not a homeless, that's not an active wear. Ripped? That's somebody and there's a huge black dude. There's actually a- There's a runaway slob in the chat that has a theory on this. Runaway slob? Yeah. See you slob. You can slob in? Who knows? It's so that's a really great name. Yeah. Here's his theory. Buscemi couldn't save Pete Davidson's dad in time and now everyone knows about Pete Davidson. And this guy was clearly upset about that. I don't want to know who Pete Davidson is and it's your fault that I do, so we're going to have to fight. Yeah, that makes sense. Now usually, if you're going to fight somebody, you let them know. Yeah. And you don't just punch a 66-year-old man in the face while you're walking by. Sometimes you just think about the fact that Pete Davidson got to have sex with Kate Beckinsale and you go into a blackout rate. That does hurt. That does hurt. That's true. That does hurt. That's true. It's so hot in real life. Yeah. No, with this one though, I think this is the New York City- This is the Harambe moment for New York City. I think let it burn at this point, man. You push- You went too far with with punching Buscemi in the face. I thought, three years ago, when Moranis got punched in the face, that was too far. Yeah, he's Canadian. They can't even fight back. Right. That's like hitting a child. But Buscemi really was there on 9/11 helping out firefighters and shit with- Yeah, and he does a fuckload of- First responder. Yeah, charity shit for first responders. I mean- Firefighters, police, all of it, man. And- And has for years. I mean, it's Mr. Pink for Christ's sake, man. Yeah. And so this is fucked. In the meantime, Bob, go to New York Mayor, Adam's, Eric Adams' Twitter if you don't mind here. Because I was curious if maybe the mayor made a statement on this. Usually when it's a celebrity, people actually get involved and do something. Yeah, especially when it's a beloved celebrity. Scroll down to where there's a video of him getting off a plane down there. Turns out the mayor is not here. He actually went to Rome. There he is. So got him play this here? First of all, most important thing. Let's go next. Let's win it. Headed to Italy. Part of an overall finding our common grounds. How we deal with migrants and asylum seekers. How we deal with affordable housing. How we kind of need sustainability. Just some important issues. And the most significant moment for me is the opportunity to me. Our holy father, the pope, his holiness, and this is the start of a journey. So, first of all, God, he is the most taxpayer's money to fly and go on a vacation to Rome. Just the most unlikable possible human being. Of all the mayors, the mayors that New York had recently were pretty good up until de Blasio. Yes. Right. I mean, for a while, like Ed Koch was cool. Fucking Giuliani. Bloomberg was good. I mean, say what you want. And there are two different parties, by the way. Yeah, he did. Bloomberg did some shit like the fucking soda and cigarette taxes to try to fucking force people to stop doing stuff. It's not terrible. It is terrible, yes. Cigarettes, though? It's none of your fucking business, what I do, right? But anyways, still a good mayor. All in all, everything went pretty well. Stop questioning Frisk was a fucking Bloomberg thing. Yeah. It really helped turn or not turn, but keep New York safer than it is now, certainly. But de Blasio was retarded. But after de Blasio, I'm like, it's New York. People are going to get pissed with this stuff, and they're going to fucking find somebody that's a real dude. Well, they got pissed, and they voted him in. He was what the-- No, he wasn't. He was a captain. He was a captain. He, by the way, though, like people kind of forget from that election. He's accurate on your representation of him. But he was at the time during the election, like one of the more moderate Democratic candidates. He was? Like, there were some fucking Looney Tunes. Yeah, yeah, dude. And he beat out somebody, too. And he was actually surprising that he got in over somebody in his own-- Yeah, I remember who it is. I remember, like, AOC, for example, was backing another person. And he didn't have a lot of the-- any of the progressive support. Like, he was very much a allegedly, like, the blue collar moderate Democrat. Work in man! Work in man! Just like Springsteen. And he fucked it up. They fucked it all up. And this guy's horrific. And everything that New York City is going through right now, and I'll still keep tabs on this. Because, you know, I used to live there and I fucking loved it. But you don't leave during the biggest time of crisis in your fucking city right now. Migrant takeover, the fucking 10,000 troops in the National Guard, and the fucking subways. People are getting punched in the face all over the goddamn city. Like, it sucks right now, dude. Don't go to fucking Rome. Even if you were going on this trip, and let's say it was true, that you're going on a fact-finding mission of how to stop migrants, which Italy's probably the worst place to go and see, unless you're looking at how to do it worse than Italy here. Well, I mean-- Don't post it! Don't post a video on the fucking plane! Certainly don't go to Italy for tips on governance. Because Vatican-- I mean, he's going to back in city, though. It's different. Technically, it's in Italy, but it's not. Right. Well, it's a wall. Is it going to build a wall in New York City? I guess. I mean, they've got a wall around fucking Vatican City, and also, they have the gayest-looking people possible guarding that place. Which is-- Those dudes would fuck you up. That is one of the only thing that I really like about Catholicism, and it's not theological at all. It's the fact that the Swiss Guard look like clowns, but they are all fucking operators. They're all tier one dudes. That's the funniest shit in the world to me. I mean, if you look at this, pop this pickup, Bob. I'm glad you found this. If shit is going well for your city, and you're a beloved mayor, and all this other shit, and then you want to go and do a photo op like this, and take a vacay, great, dude. I think it would be fucking amps about it, because everything's going well in the city, and everything's-- everybody's doing fine. To do it now feels like, "Huh, shit, am I getting voted out of here?" And I might as well just go meet the pope, because I want to fucking do it, and go on a trip to Italy, because the taxpayers will pay for it. I kind of feel like-- I kind of feel like you've pulled a D on, and you're like, "No, pope, you come to me." I don't visit popes. Popes visit New York City, bitch. Getting your little fucking gauge. Like, what is it, a little El Camino with a fucking glass box in the back of it or some shit? Remember that thing that John Paul used to ride around in? I don't think he's going to-- Hey, do you want to explain that, Bob? It's bulletproof. What, the pope-mobile? Yeah, it's bulletproof. So he can still wave and not get shot. Was it an El Camino? It looked like-- It looked like a '64. It looked like that many El Camino that Pastrana has at Pastrana land. You know what I'm talking about? The one that he drips in all the time? Yeah. That's what it looked like to me, and it just had like a platform with a fucking-- I remember being like-- Because he was elevated. Like a '64? Oh, it's currently like a G-Wag, and hold on. Yeah, now it is. Now it is. John Paul seconds. Let's see it. JP-2's was pretty-- I just remember it driving through when he went on tour in America. Fucking hilarious. So is that a fucking El Camino with a goddamn-- This one's a Mercedes SUV. But let me find Pope JP-2 for sure. I think that might be it, actually. That's Francis. That's a Jeep. That's Benedict. This is the one I think he got clipped in. Yeah, but no covering now. Is it a white Bronco? It is a white Bronco. Oh, boy. No fucking weight. Fucking AC you got him. And he got shot in the white Bronco? Yeah. Damn it. A lot of bodies on those Broncos. No. I miss mine. So that's the new one, that little Mercedes? I thought that was the old one. That's what I was looking at. The newest one was-- No, the old John Paul second one. Click on the one on the far left right there. I think on the top row, I think that's the one for John Paul. Oh, they got a Fiat here. It looks like-- That's uncovered as well though. Yeah, but I think you can pop it on. I see. Whatever it was, whatever it was, it always looked like. You saw the first one that he popped up. It always looked like a fucking little El Camino to me. Like, wait until we have a Latin American pope. And then you can ride an El Camino out there, put some fucking switches on the thing. Let tanks are dude. That was popping switches. Fucking dope, dude. Let me fucking-- That's what I want to see. I want a pope that's full on ghetto. Right. That's what I want. I don't know why we can't have that. We can't have anything nice. No, we can't. And then to wrap up this Buscemi story, there was a photo of him released today, Bob. So the attack was actually a week ago, and the press just got a hold of it now. He's still got a fucking black eye as of this morning. Somebody got a photo of him walking around the city, and he still has a black eye walking around. So the shot must have been pretty fucking intense, because it's a week later, and he's still walking around the black eye. So he's dude, 66 years old. That's fucking brutal. Yeah. And he's an icon, man. That's like fucking-- There it is right there. Oh, did something happen to his jaw too? It looks a little swollen. Fucking amen. Never known with his face. Yeah, his face is all fucked up already. Look at what a little small man he was. Imagine getting rocked by that huge black dude like that. Jesus Christ, man. That sucks. It looks like he like just left Gold's Gym or something. I know, I know. I like literally the black dude, yeah. Looked like he was doing pecs. It was a chest day. Last but not least, say it ain't so. Optimists, Thailand authorities made a startling discovery. When they busted open, life-sized transformer robot statues and retrieved over 700 pounds of ketamine. Yes. Currently, we are facing a drug trafficking problem with transnational crime networks hidden in all regions using Thailand as a base to smuggle drugs to third countries. Continuously through international shipments via air or sea, police lieutenants, I'm not going to give a shot at that guy's fucking name. Go ahead. Fuck you, dude. Fanrots, lock bun. Sure, why not? Is he Thai? I should probably say it with a horrific racist Asian accent then. Oh, Ferranta Lacoban. Sure. Told reporters of the bus, which happened on April 25th. Australian authorities found around 220 pounds. Of methamphetamine that an unidentified woman tried to snuggle inside a... Did they have a photo of that? God damn. A food processing machine. Look at that, dude. These are the transformers that were stuffed with drugs. I don't see them. I didn't see the transformers. Yeah. Is that Optimus on the left and then Bumblebee on the right? It's Bumblebee on the right and... But wait, I think that's the bad guy. What's the bad guy's name? Megatron? Yeah, let me Megatron. That's what I call my dick, by the way. Yeah. Megatron. Because of its good hands, sir. Now, he's a fucking F-15. I got a 15-inch dick. Oh, I got you. Gotcha. I didn't know. You were talking about the wide receiver, Kevin Johnson. She allegedly tried to smuggle in an even bigger batch of drugs inside the bases of lifestyle statues of the transformers' characters. Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, and Green Line. I don't know what Green Line is. This is all the same broad, dude. Oh, it's the statue underneath it, okay. 700 fucking pounds of ketamine and 220 pounds of meth. I love it. I kind of wish she didn't get caught, you know? Yeah. And what's the harm, I guess? I mean, ketamine isn't great. Ketamine's not hurting anybody, though. No, meth isn't great, though. The woman allegedly paid around $4,800 to a shipping company to help her transport the statues. Authorities said she had received instructions from another unidentified woman in Laos. The tiny country of Laos who had received the drugs, the narcotics board claimed that the drugs originated in Cambodia, and they have agents working to track down any accomplices in Taiwan. So this must have been electronic work, and intercept, because they know the whole fucking thing, either that or the lady. I don't know how the law works over there, but the lady that was in Laos may have rattered out or something, but that might be in trial. I don't think they have entrapment laws over there. They just do whatever the fuck they want and cut your head off if they feel like you're right. It's kind of what it feels like, right? So look. I love this. This is my favorite. Like the dope on the table shots are super cringy from cops, usually, but when it's too goddamn giant fucking, I mean, those are like 10 feet tall. There's three of them. See the smaller one? That's where I get lost, because I was like, oh, where's Greenland? The smaller one is only about, I mean, these are Thai people, so like five foot, eight inches, probably at the highest, but those other ones are like 10 feet goddamn tall. Those are huge. Huge, man. Beautiful statues, too. Yeah. Good thing. Look, it doesn't appear they cracked him open. It looks like they just pulled out all the drugs. I think the drugs came out of their dicks. Okay. So here's the way it's like a peasant dispenser, except you got to suck on it. Oh, understandable. Yeah. And then a cop spit those out to the bag there when they were done. Yeah. Yeah, it's like sucking poison out of a snake bite. Sure. Sure. You don't want to swallow is what I'm saying. No, you don't. You definitely don't. Now's the point of the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week. You can submit your drinking bro. The week on drinkingbros.com. Dan, is it too late for the bro box to for people to get on the Juneteenth Red Lobster show? No, no, it's not. You have several more days. You have until the end of this week, basically. You have to be signed up by the 16th. Oh, well, you got three days. That's Thursday, right? Yeah. Yeah, Thursday. You have until the next fake news. Well, you have until the end of the day. So midnight on the 16th to sign up. For this bro box, it's going to be something patriotic for the 4th of July. I realize it's the June bro box. But by the time you get over before the July time, so sign up. You and a guest will come here to Austin. We're going to go to Red Lobster and celebrate Juneteenth as a family. As a family together at Red Lobster. We only celebrate fake holidays here. That's it. That's all we do over here. But while you're over there on drinkingbros.com for the bro box, you can submit. Yeah, you can submit for Drinking Bro the week over there. And then we'll read it live on air. And we've got some fun new stuff over there as well. If you weren't signed up for this month's bro box, if you aren't yet, I highly recommend it. There's some hard AF. What do you call it? Coasters? Yes. That are nice. Oh, those are really nice. Even Jesse was like, got to use a nice coaster. And then we have, obviously we got a hard AF seltzer hoodie there that's same design, but it's a new type of material. It's really nice. Very comfortable. We've got the Biden pause shirt. And then what's that one, Bob? What's that say? Oh, unregistered sex offender, yeah. Grab that for the holidays. Yeah, that's for the holidays. That's actually a great gift for somebody who you think. For somebody that you think is an unregistered sex offender. I think it can do it. And by the way, dress for the job you want. Yeah. Have you a teacher in your family, for example? Yep. I think it's a great gift. Because a lot of people out there are asking for suggestions for last minute gifts for Juneteenth. That's it right there. I think it's that. And then maybe you match that up with one of the yard signs for Creed. Yeah. Because when I think Juneteenth, I think Creed. Do we reload after we've sold out? So we've got crease- There's more Creed ones on there now. Yeah, great. This Drinking Bro, the week's submission, again on DrinkingBros.com gets emailed to us, just fill it out and it comes right to Renbox. Submitted by Matt Allen from Washington. He's been a day one homie since the beginning. And he's nominating Doug and Lindsey Barnes. He says they're living. Thank God. I've known Doug and Linda. Spelling airs. I don't like that. I don't like that, Matt Allen. Okay. Is it Lindsey or is it Linda? Respect her. Matt Allen, he's got two names that are too easy to spell. That's his problem. And he never learned how to do it right. So one's Lindsey and one's Lindsey. Or maybe it's three people. Maybe she's two spirit, like the Canadians. Don't know, maybe it's a twin. The two S plus. Could be a twin. LGBTQIA equals open parentheses. I don't know how it goes. It's just a bunch of fucking bullshit. In percent. And then there's a lot. There's an eight and a bunch of equal signs in a capital D at the end of it. That's all I know that part. I think you had emoji. Yeah. Doug and Linda for a few years and they are great people who would give you the shirt off their back. Recently they opened Frontline Social Club in Colorado Springs. It's a 24 hour bar in restaurant with memberships available. They're designed to cater to a primary clientele of first responders and their family members. They've put a lot of time, sweat and money into making their idea a reality in order to support the community. They're a part of cheers. Pull it up, Bob. Let's see if we can find it. Frontline Social Club. Yeah. If you're in Colorado Springs, go check it out. There's an Air Force base there, right? Army Air Force, yeah. Yeah. It's where... We had a live show there. Ten special forces group is there. In springs and fourth infantry division. And I can't remember the name of that Air Force base, but my buddy Will, his dad, he should be the commander there. Yeah, we had a live show there years ago. I've been back in 2017, yeah. Back in a long time there, but congratulations. It's got five stars. How many reviews? You remember by your Bobs? One review. One review? By your Bobs. Nobody can fuck with our chicken wings. No, they went out of business. Yeah. That was seven. Yeah, because of COVID, yeah. But support the Frontline Social Club, all right? I bet you the one review is good. Yeah, it's Pete Peterson, Air Force base. It's a five star there. Appreciate you tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star, and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. Walk away. For Dan thinking and Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is drinking bros fake. It's good, I don't know. [MUSIC]