The Howie Carr Radio Network
Morning Minute: Duke's Pukes walk out of Seinfeld - 5.14.24
This podcast is brought to you by the Eden Pure Thunderstorm. BOGO is back for one week only. Buy one and get one of the Eden Pure Thunderstorm free. Order at edunpierdeals.com/codeward/howie/bogo. Kids these days will stage a walkout for anything. Imagine being so fortunate that when it's your turn to graduate from Duke University, you don't have to sit through some globalist ambassador or a foreign bureaucrat. Talk about democracy and altruism. Imagine having a real-life comedian give your commencement address. Jerry Seinfeld! And you still can't shake the ingratitude. That's right, the snotty Hamas lovers at Duke headed back to their tents during what turned out to be a wonderful apolitical speech. Privilege is a word that has taken quite a beating lately. Privilege today seems to be the worst thing you can have. I would like to take a moment to defend it. Again, a lot of you are thinking, "I can't believe they invited this guy." Too late. I say, "Use your privilege." I grew up a Jewish boy from New York. That is a privilege if you want to be a comedian. (Applause) Thanks. If I messed up a funny story around my relatives, they would go, "That's not how you tell that joke. The prostitute has to be behind the drapes when the wife comes in." You went to Duke. That is an unbelievable privilege. I now have an honorary doctorate if you main letters degree from Duke University. And if I can figure out a way to use that, I will. (Laughter) I haven't figured anything out yet. I think it's pretty much as useful in real life as this outfit I'm wearing. Too bad the pampered pukes missed the part about keeping your humor. We used to have a song at UNC. I don't give a damn about Duke University. True or now, then ever. Listen to The How We Car Show today at 3 or watch the show live at rumble.com/TheHow We Car Show.