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Chopped Chumps - 5.17.24
Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap! [Intro Music] [Intro Music] I was not kept up on prescription drugs during the state of the onion speech. And I did not scream for the whole two hours. Some of the time I whispered. Did you hear Michael Cohen was suicidal and he went up on a roof of the Regency Hotel and threatened to kill himself? But Joe Biden saved him by yelling "Don't jump!" Joe Biden is going to receive an honorary degree from Howard University because I guess when he played football there 40 years ago he never finished his studies. That latest congressional hearing must have our adversaries really shaken. I know you are, but what am I? He started it, did not, did do! Michael Cohen is almost as believable and trustworthy as Joe Biden. And vice versa too. So Scotty Shefflett, number one in the world, gets bundled by a couple of overzealous cops. I didn't know the PGA Championship was being played at Parker Pause. It was an awesome catfight in the house. I mean the hair extensions were getting pulled out. The phony fingernails were getting ripped off. The fall dye lashes were a flutter. I bet there was even some side-wood head movement with a finger wagon. Yeah, I love a good catfight. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap.