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"I did, in a very boy or boy." "And as for your case, don't you worry, I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer." "Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bounce beware. It's…" "Howie Carr." "Welcome to The Howie Carr Show, 844-542-844-542-442. We'll have a hate mail Monday on a little bit later and then we'll be talking to Turtle Boy about the trial of Karen Reed. It's off today because, hey, it's Massachusetts, it's the Hackerama, but they'll be back tomorrow for a half day. You've got to ease into these things very slowly, very slowly." But the New York trial has been going on today of Donald Trump, the King or Rook Court, and the fixer so-called Michael Cohen admitted today, he stole $30,000. How many times have you heard me tell the story about the old governor's counselor in Massachusetts, Sonny McDonough, and he used to say, "I always hate it when I get $300 from a cop because I never know if he stole $200 or if he stole $700." Well, today, we have a real modern version of that story. Apparently, Trump was paying money to a company called Red Fench to spin poll results, like who's the biggest, greatest businessman in America, that kind of stuff, and basically to fix poll results. I mean, I don't know why anyone would care about such things, but Trump did, so he cut a deal with Red Fench, and he was going to pay him $50,000 to spin the results, and so he gave the money to Cohen. And Cohen got them to only take $20,000. He said, "That's all Trump can afford. He's not happy with your performance, so you'll take $20,000 and you'll like it." And so, Red Fench agreed to it, and Cohen, like one of those cops that Sonny McDonough used to talk about 40 or 50 years ago, pocketed the $30,000. Everything happens again and again. There's nothing new under the sun is there. 844, 542, 42, and by the way, someone is saying that a tester is saying he could testify, Costello could testify, because the nitwit previously waived attorney client privilege. My understanding is he never was using him as a lawyer. He just said, "I just want to talk to you and run and bounce some ideas. I have off you." It's like they were having a cup of coffee or beer together. There's no attorney client privilege, so he's testifying now. I guess Costello was saying that President Trump knew nothing about Michael Cohen's payments. I guess Costello was testifying that he said repeatedly that Trump knew nothing about the Stormy Daniels payment. I know the jury is fixed and they hate Trump and all that. How can 12 of them vote to convict this guy? I just don't go ahead. Costello said that Michael Cohen was so concerned about Trump and Melania that he took out a loan against his house. Yeah, and that my wife would have been mad. I would be mad, too, if you work for somebody and you said I'm taking out a HELOC, because I'm so concerned about his wife, I would say don't worry about his wife. Yeah, I know. What about us? Yeah, I know. Andrew McCarthy has a column that was just posted on the New York Post website. Cohen was already a purgerer, fraudster, and tax cheat. Now, he's also a thief. I mean, how can they, how can they rely on this guy? And the other witness is Stormy Daniels, who owes Trump, what, $560,000 in legal fees, plus interest for filing frivolous lawsuits, and she says she will not pay that money that she owes him under any circumstances. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two. Captain Judge Canone, he calls her Auntie Bev, likes her summertime three-day weekends at the Cape Cod House. I don't know if she has a Cape Cod House, but I looked her up this weekend. She's been on the public payroll her entire life. She has not ever worked as a private attorney and private practice. She's never handled a closing or a will or anything like that. Just been on the on the dole, slurping at the public trough her entire life, like her father before and like her brother, who represented the chicken parm Charlie, the selectman. When he killed a Hungarian exchange student from Johnson and Wales and then ran away for two days, one way ran away from the accident. It's almost like he needed time to get himself presentable again, but he did six months. He's a jailbird, this guy Albert. Eight, four, one of the Alberts, Chris Albert, the Brian Albert is the other one. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty-two, five, oh, two bad Costello talked To Cohen off the roof. Yeah, 207 Cohen also testified that he was is an extremely disgruntled employee, which led to his stealing the money. Why wouldn't that also lead him? Yeah. And again, this is not a civil trial. This is a criminal trial. This is a criminal and under the rules of evidence everywhere you know this, we all know this. You learn this in middle school, most of us. You have to, as juror, find that the defendant is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Do you think there's any reasonable doubt in this case? And by the way, they still haven't specified exactly what crime he's charged with committing. There's no way, there's no way Trump would go on the witness stand. Why should he go on the witness stand? I mean, you know, even even if you've got a good story to tell, it's dangerous to go on the witness stand if you're a defendant. And in this case, I mean, this isn't, this is a, this is a banana republic star chamber that's proceeding that's going on. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty, forty, two, eight, six, oh, I love all this Trump coverage after you've got some good stuff. I'm just talking about it a little bit. I mean, you know, there's no, there's no audio here. There's no, well, what you need in these trials now is, is, is audio. And I don't understand why there's no, there's no cameras in there. This is not a, this is not a federal proceeding. This is a, this, this is a state court. They could have some cameras in here. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty, forty, forty, two, speaking of court. Every day now I get a, I get a dispatch from the, I get the arraignment list from the Eastern Hampshire district court in Belchertown. They got so many filthy hippies from that were arrested at UMass in the demonstrations on May 7th. They're only, they're arraigning a different, a small batch of them every day. And today we have six new names. Exactly. I know people want me want to know how many hyphenated last names we've got. We've only got one today, one out of six. Sophie P. Larkin hyphen Dunphy. And I get compliments on the hyphen. Sure you would. Sure you would. Yeah. One of my daughters is named Charlotte. So I'm a little embarrassed to say that two of the six are named Charlotte. Charlotte Yee Zeng Nim. Charlotte Yee Zeng Nim. And Charlotte A. Clark. We're also charged today. As was Maha Jane Mushabek. Maha Jane Mushabek. Also charged with rioting and failure to disperse. Angelisa A. Aradirigas. And finally, a woman who was not only charged with rioting and failure to disperse but also resisting arrest. Julianne M. Kavanaugh. Okay. I'd like to thank the people at the in the clerk's office for sending me the list every day and as long as they keep sending them over to us at nine o'clock every morning. I'll keep tweeting them out and I'll keep reading them on the air. And if you want to see the entire list from last week, there's probably 40, 50 names on it. It's posted at how we car show.com how we car show.com. And it's it's on our reading list. And while you're there, you can order our special cheap bastard deal, the 84 meal ready wise. Grab and go bucket at two hundred and ten dollar value for a hundred and five dollars. We got fewer than ten left now. 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From pillows, towels, slippers and even their giza dream sheets, go to MyPillow.com and use code how we for amazing discounts. Taylor, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? The poll question which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com is at which supermarket chain do you do most of your shopping? Market Baskets, Stop & Shop, Walmart, Shaws, Whole Foods, Big Y, Hanifards, BJ's Costco or other membership store, Roach Brothers or other. People in Worcester County and West are complaining that there's no price chopper. We couldn't get them all. So you can just vote for other if you go to Price Chopper. I'm voting for Market Basket. 31% say Market Baskets, 16% say Other and 11% say Hanifards. Alright, Stop & Shop isn't doing that well. 9%. Walmart? 6%. Wow, okay. Walmart is the number one chain for the whole United States of America, by the way. I'd believe it or not. I never shop at Walmart. Target sometimes. There's normally a Walmart that I think there's one in Quincy, but there's not one that's that close to me. But I know some people do like it. There's one in Framingham I could go to if I wanted to. Anyway, now it's time for Hate Mail Monday. It's time for Howie Cars Hate Mail Monday at the H.O. At this time every Monday we like to check in to see how much people love us, and they do love us in a big way. Do we get any nasty messages about my visit to Viva Trotteria in Hanover last night? It was the New England Young Conservatives, the Mailroom Manager and I had a great time with everybody, and we're going to be going back to the Hanover Viva Trotteria very shortly. Now that we have a Hate Mail on. We do. That's your birthday. That's the birthday remote. You don't have to worry about parking down at the Hanover Mall. Yeah, it's a great complex too. There's actually a market basket right here. There's all kinds of things to do other than go to Grace's birthday party. If you spend 20 bucks and we show us your receipt, you'll get a copy one per table of Paper Boy read all about it by Howie Cars autographed by me. It's a great deal. Yes, indeed. So here's the Hate Mail for the birthday remote. This is Co-1. So Grace is going to have a remote on her birthday. Where's it going to be? Some hair salon so she can get her roots. Crop dusted. Crop dusted. Wow. That's... Wow! That's a Marjorie Taylor Green-esque of you. Right. Very catty, sir. Hate Mail Monday is brought to you by North... You think he has a butch body? No comment. Hate Mail Monday is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration from May only saved $1,000 off their new PFE Hair Restoration procedure. And listen to Howie's Meet the Expert podcast with the doctors. Go to PFE Hair. I'm supposed to be wearing the laser cap, but I didn't bring it in today. Next week I will have it. But you love it. I love it. I was wearing it this morning because I fell asleep last night before I could put it in. 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One of your haters wants to congratulate you. This is Cut 2. Hey, Holly. What are you doing on the air today? I thought you were going to New York to get one of those. Everybody gets a trophy award from some magazine that nobody ever heard of. [Beep] I'll be going down a couple of weeks. I'm sure you'll miss me dearly when I'm there. Also how you wrote an article that is going very viral about Karen Reid and the "Dowings on" "Can" or as you can. And here are some of the comments you got back. How are cars trying to be relevant? Does anyone actually listen to him anymore? Guy has had so many low points and this is one of them sad as he used to be respected. Sad. I love people write sad because it's like they're not sad. One person's low point is another person's rating blockbuster. Yeah. You should see the hits we're getting on social media. What everybody's getting on social media with this thing. Now someone took the cover, the column and took a picture of it and then posted it and said, "Howie Car is actually on the right side of this one. I'm not usually team Howie." Share the link, damn it. And now another person replied back and said, "Howie Car hasn't been on the right side of anything since 1994." What do you think it was in 1994? Yeah, I know. What happened in 1994? Should I reply back to @JMGreekWedding and say, "What?" 30 years. 30 years. I've been on a losing streak. Was that when you got your own show? Well, one of the times. I've been in an out a lot, you know. I'm going to say we need specifics so he can recreate it. For those low points. Alright, Howie, that's it for a hate mail Monday. Everyone, don't forget to call the Hanover of Eva Trattoria to book your reservation for my birthday. And again, thanks to everybody at the New England Young Conservatives event last night. We had a great time and check out the tweet that we sent out on Howie Car. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. There was no court session today. No testimony in the Karen Reed murder case in Datham. And it's, you know, it's Monday. So it's the hackarama. That's the way it works, or it doesn't work. And however, tomorrow is going to be a very big day. The Jen McCabe is going to be back on the witness stand and she's going to be cross-examined. And it's going to be very interesting. And she's the one who put out the Google message, How Long to Die in Snow. How long to die in Snow at 2.27 a.m. That morning, hours and hours before she claims she did it. And supposedly when John O'Keefe, the Boston cop, was still alive. So I wanted to check in with Turtle Boy, Aidan Carney today. And before the trial and resumes tomorrow at 9 o'clock. Turtle Boy, how good do you think it's going to be tomorrow? Oh, it's going to be the best day so far, Howie. I mean, this is a great thing because one thing about Jen McCabe is she's extremely arrogant. And she thinks she can talk her way out of anything. And, you know, if you saw her on Friday, she just didn't shut up. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. She just couldn't -- she loves the sound of her own voice. So she thinks that she can convince anyone of anything. And it's not going to work tomorrow. It is going to be spectacular to get your popcorn ready. Now, the prosecution claims that Google message that has the timestamp of 2.27 is incorrect. Is that what they say? But the FBI says differently, don't they? Yeah, I mean, it's a celebrate right on the top. Celebrate is data extraction software. The industry standard for police everywhere. And for the first time in the history of policing, the district attorney's office has rejected the findings of a celebrate. Data extraction report. Yeah. And they just decided that, no, no, no, this didn't happen. She actually -- and then they give you this word salad about, you know, oh, she had another window up. And it registers with the WAL log and the cache. And they just -- they keep talking. And you realize they have no idea what you're talking about. But they're talking about it. They're not convincing you of anything at all. They just want to, you know, see words like that that make you think that, oh, no, you peons don't understand how Google searches work. Now, there's another Google search for the same exact thing at 6.24. Right. You're going to say, no, she's Googled it at this time. Nobody disputes that. Both parties agree that she also Googled it at 6.24. But she did Google it at 2.27. And that's the one that was deleted. And, you know, the defense contends in this theory makes sense that she was doing the 6.24 search because she realized the 2.27 was such a mistake. And if she deleted it and then searched for it again, you know, spelling it the wrong way, the exact same wrong way as she did the first time, that it would somehow mask it or hide it. But clearly it didn't. Well, my only question is, how are they going to bring this up? I mean, what are they going to do? Just, I guess they'll put it up on the screen and say, here's something from 2.27. Now, did you do it? She's going to deny it, right? Oh, she's good. She's going to deny it. I'm 100% going to confront her about it. And she'll deny it. And, you know, it's not going to look good to the jury because, I mean, it sounds right. I mean, this is going to be like the fifth time that the McAlberts have denied data he showed to them. Her daughter just denied the life 360 data showing that she was out to 130 in the morning driving people, God knows where. You got her sister, Nicole, denies that she answered two phone calls at 607 and 608. You got Higgins and Albert denying that they called each other at 222 in the morning. How many pieces of paper went away? Well, those were butt dials, right? I mean, that was another impossibility. The phone was on the nightstand, but somehow he butt dialed it. I'm out. And Nicole Albert, like her call log says at 607 and 608, it says answered on it. And she claims it went to voicemail. Since when did an answered call go to voicemail? I mean, this is the jury's not stupid. They know how the telephone works. And they're like, no, no, no. She'll give her a piece of paper tomorrow. They're going to say, hey, it's going to say celebrate right at the top, and it's going to say 227 and 40 seconds. How far it's been called? Did you Google this? And she's going to deny it, and the jury's going to believe that data. Because, of course, they are. Like, data doesn't lie. Like, all the data in this, all the evidence points directly away from Karen Reid to these other parties who coincidentally are good friends with the investigators and were never treated as suspects. I mean, the jury's not stupid. They're going to see this. So does the defense have an expert witness that they're going to bring in to say to answer questions? How many times has this kind of data ever been challenged in court? Has it ever been proven to be incorrect? This kind of, they're going to have somebody? It's never been challenged by the prosecutor. I mean, maybe the defense sometimes will Google, you know, Brian Walsh, maybe Brian Walsh's attorney will Google, you know, will challenge those Google searches now that he knows that that's a possibility. Yeah. When he was trying to get rid of the body of his murdered wife, yes. Right. So maybe he'll go that route. But never the prosecutor, the prosecutor never denies the existence of a Google search. Why would they? They're trying to put people away. It's just they are the personal attorneys for the McAlberts. It's bizarre. They have put way more effort in this trial into protecting the reputations of the McAlberts than they have at attempting to prove that Karen Reid is guilty because they got nothing on her. I mean, they got nothing. Imagine if Karen Reid had Google at 227 how long to die in cold. Do you think the Commonwealth would be denying that Google search? Of course not. They'd be like, checkmate. We got her. You know, but now it's like when Jim McCabe does it. Oh, no. It's not real. Well, you know, they have their own two experts that the defense has one expert named Richard Green. He's the guy that found it. Now, keep in mind, state police have their own experts. He's a Westfield state graduate. He's a Nicholas Greeno. He's the same guy that bought the Sandra Burchmore investigation and didn't find, couldn't find any deleted text messages between Sandra Burchmore and Snowden police officer, Matthew Farwell. Oh, this is the guy. This is the woman who allegedly killed the young girl who allegedly killed herself when she was pregnant. And they're all kinds. There's a federal investigation of that now. Same cast of characters. Like the likes involved in that. Kevin Alberts involved in that. And Nicholas Greeno. He's the Westfield state forensic expert who Jim McCabe handed her phone to. They did a data extraction. And this Google search surprisingly didn't show up. Then they gave it to an actual expert, not a cop named Richard Green. And he found a whole bunch of stuff that the state police quote unquote missed because their software wasn't updated. So yeah, they got an expert. Now, the Commonwealth has their own expert. They got this guy Ian Whiffen. He's like a celebrate guy. And then they also have a woman by the name of Jessica. And I've read both of their reports. Neither of them deny the two twenty seven Google search. So why would they put up on the stand if they're just going to. I don't know. Why would they put Ryan Nagel on the stand when he says that, you know, John, no one was inside or outside of the car. Why do they keep putting witnesses on the stand that help care reach cases bizarre? Well, tell us about this ring camera thing that this kind of came out. You know, after a court session on on Friday that supposedly Channel 4 reported that that there was ring camera footage of. Karen Reed striking the striking her boyfriend and killing and basically, you know, incontrovertible video evidence. What happened to that? What's that all about? Back on. Back on. On February 1st. W.B. Z. I team. Cheryl Fienbaca claimed they had a quote unquote source. Who told them that there is ring camera footage of Karen Reed running John O'Keefe over. And that greatly affected public opinion about this because who's going to deny it if it's on video. But as it turns out, there was none. And W.B. Z. to this day has not corrected their reporting or, you know, what I would do if I said, I'll go after the source. I would say, who gave us this misinformation? And I bet you his name is Chris Albert because on that same day on February 1st, according to Matt McCabe's text messages, they were telling Chris Albert to tell Channel 4, which was at his pizza shop for some reason, telling them to tell them that, you know, the guy came inside the house. So we know that he was talking to W.B. Z. on that day. And on that day, W.B. Z. has an unnamed source who tells them there's ring camera footage of Karen Reed running someone over. What a coincidence. And Chris, Chris Albert being the selectman known as chicken parm Charlie, who did a six month bit after running over a, or hitting a Hungarian exchange student and then being represented by a guy named John Prescott, who was the brother of the judge. Auntie Bev. It's a small world, isn't it? How about that? It's a small world. And then you got his mother and I, you know, Jack Daniels, you know, who worked in the court system his whole life with them. Just keep going. You can't Jack Daniels. Coincident. You sure as they, what's his middle name? Fireball? It might as well be at this point. But yeah, I mean, they also have, by the way, they have ring. It's Jen McCabe said on the stand the other day that she, you know, added or she loves to add details now. She said that when they went back to John's house, when they were looking for him, they went back there and Karen got out of the car and showed her. Oh, look at my crack tail light. And she's freaking out. And Kerry Roberts, a leg, pulled it a shut off or something like that. This is the testimony. I'm not sure. It's actually played footage that discredited his witness from 10 minutes ago, and if you don't think that the defense is sitting there, you gave them three days to sit there and lick their chops over this testimony and find every single lie in contradiction. And tomorrow is just going to be a complete bloodbath in there. It's going to be great. Oh, well, there's a wedding bells are ringing in can't add, aren't they? Yeah, give us give us the give us the where where if you want to give a gift to the to the lovely couple. Where should you go and tell us about the wedding wedding bells. Yeah, just don't go to Castle Island. Tristan Morris, a guy that confronted me two weeks ago and threatened to punch me in the face of front of women and children. Apparently that was like his final initiation into the family or else was part of the courtship because he appears to have. It proposed to one Caitlin Albert who he called what do you call her on the stand. Hi maintenance. Hi maintenance. Hi maintenance. We all know what that means. Three days later, he's proposing to her and guess who posts the picture on social media. Colin Albert, who just two days ago testified that he has no social media. The kid who's never been to fight in his life who goes around threatening and knock people out. He has no social media and then he posts the picture of this couple who just got engaged on his social media. I mean, this is you can't make this stuff power. How arrogant and brazen these four. Okay, one last thing Brian Higgins is the next guy that we're very interested in seeing on the witness stand. This is the guy who apparently allegedly with no refutation ref refuting from the prosecution has a proffer from the federal government meaning he's got a plea deal to testify. When is Brian Higgins, the guy with the federal proffer, we think, going to testify? It's a million dollar question now. Hopefully this week I'll be in court on Wednesday and Thursday. Now that the witnesses are gone that I can't be there for. So I'm hoping Wednesday or Thursday because they're running out of people that were in the house to interview. They got him, they got Terry Roberts, and then they got to get to the police before we get the proctor show. So hopefully this week, but time will tell. And then one last bulletin from the press gallery. What's the latest on the restraining order against that guy? Your friend, Grant Ellis Smith. Oh, Grant Smith Ellis, yes. Smith, whatever. He attempted to get the order vacated early today. Yeah. But the two-party hearing were scheduled for next week. The judge said, "Well, now that you're in here, let's have the hearing right now." And ended up extending the order for entire year. So he is no longer allowed to be in the press gallery as long as Jessica Matata is there. Oops. So he's gone. And everybody else is happy because Ted Daniel hates that guy. Like, they all, everybody, he smells horrible. We're all just glad. We're all thankful for Jessica for that one. All right, Aiden, Turtle Boy, Carney, where can people reach you if they want to check out your work? tbdailynews.com or @doctorturtleboy on Twitter or we'll be back on YouTube from our one-week suspension tomorrow at Turtle Boy Live. Oh, so you'll be broadcasting, you'll be on live social media streaming tomorrow during the cross-examination? Yeah, well, I'll be on Rumble tomorrow because the suspension ends at like two o'clock. But after that, we'll be back on YouTube. All right. Thanks a lot. Appreciate it. You're doing a great job. And I'll see you at the wedding. Yeah. That was great. Bring your fireball. All right. That's Aiden Carney. He's Turtle Boy. We'll be all over this tomorrow. The court resumes session at 9am or thereabouts in Dettom. 844-542-42 on Howie Car. Adding your two cents is easier than ever. Call Howie at 844-542-42 or text the word "Howie" followed by your message to 617-213-1066. The emperor of hate, Howie Car, is back. We'll be keeping close to apps on the cross-examination of Jen McCabe. To tomorrow morning. I felt a sort of a hole in my day, you know, today when there was nothing to listen to. It did feel kind of empty around here. There's a buzz about the office that was not here. I know. You know, it gets to be a hat. You get into following a court case and when it goes away for a while or forever, it's, you're sad. I was sad today. But we'll at least have a half day tomorrow. And I just, speaking of court, I just got the arraignment list for the next couple of days in the Eastern Hampshire District Court. And I haven't got time to put it up there right now, but I did go over it quickly. A lot of hyphenated last names. Taylor, I'm sad to say that one of the hyphenated last names is Ava C. Blumheifen Carr. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say Cormier. No. It's worse than Cormier. It's Carr. Ava Blum Carr. I looked her up. Did I get compliments on the hyphenated? I know. Sure you would. Sure you would. Yeah. I know. What's more embarrassing someone in your family was arrested or they have the hyphenated last name? About the same. About the same. So I looked her up on LinkedIn. Work. No workplaces to show. That's the shocker. I'm shocked. Ava Blumheifen Carr doesn't work, apparently, or does have no workplaces to show. She went to Amherst Regional High and it says, again, I can't vouch for this. Studies at the Mount Hojo College from September of 2017 to the present. It also says she studies at UMass Amherst 2018 to the present. She's been in college, apparently. Not about a degree or anything, but she's been studying since 2017. I'm reminded of the words of Bluto in Animal House. Seven years of college down the drain. But I guess not. No, those were the old days. Ava Blumhecar. Ava C. Blumhecar. I'll have the whole list tomorrow. I counted about four more hyphenated last names in the upcoming days. 844-542-42. I'm Howie Carr. car. You