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Shoboy After Party 91
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Eddie, let's go! Dirty, dirty that one. One day away from the dirty... 30. And we got Mijo who's just dirty. Aya. Aya, dul se mente, susio. Oh, yeah. Eddie, how do you feel? Do you feel 30? Almost? No, I don't feel different. I feel it like I get hurt. I don't know what to say. I got hurt easily. You really think you're already starting to get more injured than in your early 20s? Like out on Pissao? Yeah, I just went back to the gym from like a month off. Oh my gosh, my back. I think I heard it lifting. No! I was about to say you're always limping. Yo, put us on the way like a nicer. When a boy? But just to text, because their Wi-Fi is really good. Yeah, and watch videos. That's crazy, Eddie, that you're already feeling it. Kim, you being his girlfriend, does this worry you that your man's is physically falling apart at just 30? Well, 29 and 364 days. No, it doesn't worry me. Because I've been with UVA before, so. I dated UVA, so. Really? How did he say it really? He was just older. No, but not my old. Has Eddie been the oldest you've ever been with? Or have you been with somebody older? No, I was someone older. Let's go! Nice, Kim. How much older? Nine years? Oh, nine years? Oh, yeah. Because the age difference between you guys is four or five? Five. Five years apart. Let's go. And how old were you, Kim? When you dated Gavato? Eighteen. No, I was not. I was not. I was 20. Twenty years old? So when you were 20, you were dating a man like Eddie, who's 29, basically. Muscle man also. Yeah, yeah. That's what's up. You definitely did not bring that about the home. No, I never brought any guy home because they were not it. That's right. Eddie, how does that make you feel, brother? You've been the only man. Oh, blessed. Yeah, so blessed. That's pretty true. Yeah, like it's such a blessing that you get to meet her parents first. And they're awesome, bro. They love you. Amazing. They're amazing. Always. That you can't much, bro. I love you. Yeah, they did that. Happy birthday for me. They did a little video for me also in that little video that Kim did. Nice. That's what's up. Yeah, that's so nice. Dude, it's such a blessing when you get along with your swaghettos. Primavane, I know we just talked about Barabas, your ex yesterday, and you deleted him from your phone for sure, right? Yeah, I did. He's gone. But didn't Diana, that works security here at the building, show you how to get a deleted contact back onto your phone? She sure did, but I haven't done anything with that information. I didn't even know that existed. Me either. In fact. Hey, but this is a good heads up for those of you that are parents, because Diana's a parent. She's a mom. And Tom says, I can only imagine if, let's say you're your son or daughter, Anakuna Mihita, that's no good for them. You're like, I need you. What is this a person? I had to contact those, you know, or completely dating. They're not supposed to be dating and they have a little Novio and they're messaging them in the middle of the night when they should be sleeping. Delete him from your phone. Delete it. It shows like text messages. Like if you delete the text messages, not only the contact, right? It shows, yeah, even those deleted messages within that message. So there is a way on the iPhone that Diana was telling us, our friend, that you go through some settings. Could you go through the steps, people? So basically if you're on, you click on your messages, your message icon, and then mine is located on the top left corner. All right, hold on. So I just opened my cell phone. I go to messages, this is my iPhone. I go to messages like text messages. Text messages, and then you should see your messages. You go to edit on the top left, and then you go down to the last option, which is show recently deleted, and then boom. You're recently deleted. And then you can go there and recover it, or you can delete it for sure, for sure. Oh, hell. But what Diana was suggesting was that I go back, recover it, block it, and then delete it. Because if I delete it, you can't block it anyway. It's not blocked, right. So he can call me, or he can hit me up. But I have to block him before I delete the contact. Wow. There it is. I know I was like, girl, a little Toxica trade right there. So Toxica, tip of the day. Toxica, or like just a worried parent. You feel me? Or not, too. You need to know all the tricks, bro. Like that's my biggest fear, is that I'm already getting to that point where I'm not the most technic, not like, come on, you say? Technologically, yeah. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. Technologically. I'm not the most advanced when it comes to technology. You have to do that. Like, you can't say certain things, or you like say it a different way. Yeah. Anyways, I'm not that advanced technology-wise. So I feel like I'm going to need a lot of help once my daughters are teenagers, and they have cell phones and things of that sort. So y'all need to keep me up to date on these kinds of tricks. They're not there yet! Garazadios, they're only seven and five years old right now. I just think we're becoming our parents. What do you mean? Because I'm sure your parents, there was iPhones, right? My dad had an iPhone. And had an iPhone? Me, Joe. Me? No, he had an iPhone before he passed away. Okay, I'm sure Avira, you the man. No, El Alletra. Oh, that's classical. Like Avira, you the man, you, Shabuel, help me with the technology. You're turning it into our parents. Oh, we need to. The other day, I was like holding my phone, and I was scrolling like so obnoxiously, like my mom does, you know, like when they're just like- Oh, yeah. When they scroll up, like their whole arm goes up. Yes! Like, I'm like, dude, what am I? I'm like, okay, I'm getting closer to the screen. Yeah. There it is. I'm my parent. I already have mine, like I'm pretty big icons. Yeah, you do. And like my text message, like the letters. Isn't that huge? But it's bigger than what it comes with. Yes. Helene's is huge. The- Helene? No, his, uh- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what his name is, but I don't know what his name is. Helene. No, yeah. He doesn't know what goes on over there. He makes the icon super big. Yeah. Like really big. But he doesn't wear glasses. He says he wants to prevent, because I guess when we have it. Does it work? No, I believe. Yeah, like that. The blind doesn't bat. No, just- Whatever my brother, Pulein, does, dude. Cementine is super healthy. Like the guy does his research. You know, like he takes care of his body, his eyes is- Yeah. That fool's always glowing. Like he just- Like somebody just rubbed him down with lotion. Oh, baby oil. Baby oil, I'm like, what? Like, you know those guys that- That do the competitions for like- Can't see how many? Like they're- Body builders? Body builders. You know how they get all oil-y? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everything's right? Imagine that. That's how Piolas rolls up. Imagine that's in body. In baby oil? I got some right here. Who's ready? Oh. The hell no. And the poor party. But poor parties! The Saturday. Brazilian? But anyways. Um, yeah. Piolas. We cannot Pulein. Definitely listen to whatever he says about health wise. He's pretty on it. All right, speaking about parents, um, a lot of your parents, if you are Latino or Latina, a lot of your parents at the Asanteos were definitely watching La Casa Los Famosos. Antele Mundo. I want to dive into that next. Who needs an alarm in the morning when McDonald's has sausage, egg, and cheesemaking grittles? And a breakfast cut off. Bada, bah, bah, bah. Let's go with Eggo. Existentos tipos de personas en el Mundo. Los pepperfir en de sajuna dul second fruita tu se de leche en hugo de naranja. Elos pepperfir en un de sajuna salado con chorizo huevos rancheros y un cafe. Peros en importer que tipo de personares. Ay algo que a todos les bagu está. Elos crujientes y estong hosos eggo waffles. Jazia que te gusto en de sajuna salado con wevos. O se el sappicand en sima de los waffles. O se asmas tul sero. Elos perfir es commente que jimeen. En cuentre los en el facidio de de sajuna con hilados. Lago with Eggo. So the reality show like I said, Los pomos was just wrapped up last night. Maripili de Puerto Rico won. Crazy. Crushed it. P. R. Representando. Alcyen. And Privani, how many days did you say she had a stay in her for in the finalist in total? It was a total of 119 days. Almost four months. Away from family, away from your cell phone. Food. Very strict food, sleep, using the bathroom. You can't just leave whenever you want. Your phone in the world. That's wild. Miro es petos. But she did win yesterday. And a lot of días, a lot of señoras were tapped in. Eddie, I know your mom was all up in it. Yeah, recorded every single one. Episode. Elo se la passabamino live. It was like on YouTube and Facebook or something. Yeah, I want to say that I saw one of Lupio. Like I guess people like screen record the live. He was freaking scratching his webbels and sniffing it after. What's wrong with that? Dude, I think there was one of my people too. Well, just me. I'm scratching my backtie right now. Primavani literally just scratched her ass. What the hell? Dude, I'm like, I don't know. Mosquito by Micho. Mosquito, she's like, no, but I saw one of my people too. I think she like scratched her little like front. And then she was like, it was nasty. Did you see the funny girl's and stuff? Because it's live. And I bet once you're in there so many days, you kind of forget you're getting videotaped. Yeah. You're just like, effed dude. Like, what are us catalogs well? I thought Lupio was going to win. I was kind of ready for you. I thought he was going to win. Everybody turned on the pio. Because initially, I think he was spitting really good game. And being like a leader and like really nice to everybody. But I think after a while, there was a point. And I know this because my wife is going into her to her señora era. Yeah. And started tapping into like Casa Los Famosos. So she would tell me all about it. Because she would talk to her mom about it. Yeah. Like it was that little cheese man time, you know? Yeah. Anyways, but she told me that I guess when Lupio was trying to holla at some hina. Oh. Like a younger hina. Super hot. And this chick like was not leading him on at all. Like, panna. Petalupiosa crequez un gallan. You feeling like he's it. And next thing you know, this girl was kind of talking to one of the younger guys. That is a lot more ribbed and fit. Super nice. I think he was the second finalist with Maripili. And Lupio got hurt. Like, I can't believe you did me dirty like that. You let me on. And she's like, what, bro? Because I said hi to you. Because I would talk to you like because I was nice. Right. And there's a lot of dudes that think just because a woman is nice to them. They're like, oh, she definitely wants to be all up on this. You feel me? Not a good way. They just have respect for you. But what is Lupio like 50 years old now? Lupio. You feeling? Yeah. But anyways. It was funny because last week. It was the Leah, the football Mexicano. Yes. And it was Chivas America, the first game. I believe it was Thursday. Yeah. And we were all wearing our Chivas gear. Our Chivas jersey to watch with my daughters and my wife, right? And it was right at the time that like I said, it was for muscles would start. So Janet, my wife's all excited. She's getting ready to watch TV. Watch the game with us. She has her Chivas jersey. But then I see her pull out her phone. You know? And next thing you know, she realizes that they blocked like Casa Los Famosos on Telemundo for the soccer game. No. She's like, why were they doing that? She couldn't understand why they did that. Wow. I was like, I thought you were really excited about the Chivas. But it was a big show this year. Like the ratings were through the roof. It was like the top rated show for the last two months. It was, I tapped in a little bit, but I wasn't all. And our friend La Vronka was in it. Yeah, shout out Vronka. We should get her on and talk to her about her experience. Do you think she'll tell all? I don't know about all, but Vronka's pretty open and honest. Yeah. You know, from what I know of her. And I think she'll let us know what it was really like. Well, we want the T. Whatever she's allowed to say, you know? Because I'm sure that when you go into these reality shows, you got to sign some crazy contracts and NDAs. Read the fine print, baby. Things you can say cannot say. But I think they all get paid for being in it. That's what, would you ever do it if you wanted? Yeah, 1000%. I've always wanted to do reality. You'd be good. You'd kill it. Thank you. Yeah. Maybe. I think I'm all too old now. But back in the day, I used to do it. What are you talking about? You're 34. You're 34. On MTV, MTV castings, real world castings, lifetime. I would always be there. What is that process like? Is it just like an email you submit, or do you have to submit an actual video? Well, it depends on the type of show that they were looking for, like for real world, you would have to submit kind of like a casting tape to kind of just showcase your personality. And then there was like, just basically like a prompt, you know? Like, oh, the questions that you answered within there? I interned at MTV when I was in college. Wow. And it was here in Santa Monica. I would drive from the eye, which is like an hour and a half away. And what did you do? You're like a star student. I don't know about that, but I just, I really enjoyed entertainment at the time, and I wanted to check it out. Yeah, you do anything for it. I mean, when you're an intern, you're not doing anything cool. You feel me? Like you're there, I was excited when I was an intern. Filing things or what have you re-taping back then, they still had things on tape. So like filing things and things of that sort, or they would have us like literally check the newspaper after a show aired, and magazines to see who covered it. No. And then do cutouts of it. So that, you know, PR knows, hey, this show is getting coverage or whatever. Actual, and you would actually cut it out. Yeah, bro, like arts and crafts. That's crazy. That's wild, right? Yeah, I mean internet. There was, but the newspaper was still really powerful. Yeah. Or like magazines. Right. Well, I mean, newspaper is still, it's the longest form, and I think it's still around, right? Yeah. Longest form, or radio. They're straight in the papers. The longest form of media. Uh, you know what? This guy named Marconi invented the radio. Let me see when that got invented. Yeah, but you're really smart, to be honest. To feel like? To feel like? Yeah. No, okay. The longest form of media. Yes, you are. Uh, isn't there a Marconi Awards or something like that? There is a Marconi Award in radio. You won one. I'm literally the last one to get out of school. Does not know who Marconi is. Kev works in radio. But did you study telecommunications or broadcasting? Uh, yeah, and I just- Oh, shoot. Shoot, do you remember the name Marconi at all? No, I have no idea who that is. Just the dude that invented radio. Yeah. Okay, in 1895, guess where he's from? What country? Marconi. Marconi? Sounds like Macaroni. No Italian? Yeah, Italian. French? Macaroni is French? Yeah. Sounds like pasta. No, I'm going to say, Es compattiotes from where I am, eat Italy. Yeah. Is it Italian? Yes, Italian. I know it. In 1895, an Italian inventor- Guglielmo Marconi. Wow. Se llama guglielmo permo se huita. Rest in peace. He built the equipment and transmitted electrical signals through the air from one end of his house to the other. Wow. In front of the window. Wow. Stupid. Oh my god. Yes, Kim? I was listening to my favorite podcast canceled. And they were talking about how, you know, this guy, Marconi created the radio, Benjamin Franklin. I think he created like the electricity, Aloisie. Italian created a hundred dollar bill. I mean, I call that, you know? He's on the hundred dollar bill. He didn't create it, major. And imagine if right now our civilization was in charge of creating like electricity, the radio, like, I feel like humans now, just like, are not, like, we're not inventing none of that. No. Hey, nobody in this room. But I think people around smarter people. What? No, no, no, no. And maybe this is a topic for the show, but what do you think is a greater invention? Electricity or the internet? Ooh, that's tough. Electricity. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to electricity. Oh, yeah, man. Without electricity. Yeah. Monday needs to tick tock. Internet. I need to know how to find a man. Google. Like, what do you think took this human kind further along? Electricity for sure. Yeah, so electricity. Without that, no internet. Oh, yeah. Go ahead and hand. You can run it big. OK, what about the invention of a vehicle car? Or... I don't know what would be equivalent to it. An airplane? The first plane, imagine? Allah. I think car wins on that one. Because more people... I think a plane is the only... Car race is the only... The aliens are the ones I made it all this. No, airplane isn't as big or my bad, because that's literally flying across the sky. Yeah, it'll be an air heart. Still, she died at one. I know, but she was a flier. Oh, you know what? Also, they don't have a flier. Like, she throws parties at one. She was the first woman... To fly an airplane. To fly an airplane. Yeah, well, that's there you go. What was that, Kim? Helen Keller, too, she was deaf and blind. Like, there has to be a little bit of a cap there. Because she apparently could reach. She had a boyfriend. So she couldn't hear... Helen Keller had a man and I didn't. Damn! She got a text back, couldn't read it. She still got a text back. There has to be a little bit... Oh, shoot. So she was deaf, couldn't hear, and couldn't see. And what does she do? What does she do? She invented braille. She invented braille. That makes sense. Guys, we promise we are not high, having this conversation right now. I am. Maybe people are high. People are not high. We are at your level. Can you imagine all of us being high right now, having this conversation about inventions? Honestly, if you guys really want to give me something for my birthday one year... Yes. What is that? What do you want? Let's just all get high. Yeah, Kim's down. I think I forgot that one. I might do honey or an edible one day. Okay, I'll do honey. I'm not going to do honey if it doesn't... But not like at work. Dude, I will take that. It's kind of like grandpa did it. There you go. Look how there you look. It can't be that bad. Yeah, there's a funny story about that. Oh my gosh, please. So that would be so fun. It's funny, but not. But anyways, my dad was going through a lot of pain. Oh my gosh, please. He was going through a lot of pain at the time. So people told us, "Hey, you know what? You want to take CBD honey or honey with CBD?" And at the Cito, you put it in his tea and it's all good. And they're like, "All you need to do is put one teaspoon, and then that's good to go to relax them." Right? A teaspoon, which is the smaller spoon. Yes. For tea. Yes. My dad didn't realize that, you know, what a teaspoon is. All right. All right. "Cucharade pausole." And put all that honey in the tea. Next thing you know, he's passed out laughing. My mom calls me, "Mejo, I will esta pasando tu papa. It's tacos taino maceire no para l'erre hirce." He's just laying there laughing non-stop. Please come and help him. I don't know what that thing is. Oh my gosh. I'm like, "Mom, my dad is so good right now." I like just let him relax. That's it. Maybe in honor of patcho and your rest in peace, maybe we'll have to do that one day, Eddie. Yeah. I'll pull up. I'll pull up. Let's go. All right. We love you guys. Thanks for hanging out with us. "Celesquire" even in the show. Tomorrow's on his birthday. Eddie. Can't wait for Kim's surprises. Wait. Are you still going to give him more surprises tomorrow? Are you all out? It's one surprise. It's not that big. Okay. Cool. It's one surprise. Eddie, I'm sorry. Eddie, I'm sorry. The pressure's on us. You already gave him your gift. I already gave him the gift. Bonny. Everything's fine. It's all new, Bonny. It's all new. Bonny. And Mitchell. Bonny. Bonny. Bonny. For sure going down. I'm giving this one nothing. Why not? Mitchell. Because he'll pry upon it or he'll return it and give the money to Kim. That only does that with Edgar's gifts. That's true. It's all right. I'll let you sign the card, Mitchell. It's fine. For your information, Kim. Eddie finally liked one of my gifts. Yes. Did he? Did he? Did he? Did he? I gave him a brand new Chiba's jersey. I couldn't go wrong. Did you? Yeah. No, you said. He literally said, you know, Eddie doesn't like to speak his true thoughts sometimes. He's like, bro, this is one of the best gifts you've ever gotten me. He literally says that every time. For you? Oh. Not for me. You're just like, oh. Thanks. And then I knew I messed up. Oh. You're too pretty good, though. Who's you? Bonnie? You're pretty good. Gives everyone literally everyone but Eddie. I try, guys. And obviously, a lot of it has to do with it. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. I got it. It applies, boy. My wife helps a lot. Thank you. Oh. But with Eddie, usually I tell my wife-- Yeah, I got it. I got it. No. Next year, let's try. Because all of Primo Ana's gifts was my wife, Janice. She's the one that-- Yeah, love. Because for you, Kim, Yiwal. But for Eddie, I tell her, hey, he's my nephew. He's like a brother to me. Yeah, yeah. I got this. And apparently, I don't. All right. Love you, guys. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hola. Thank you for listening to my daddy Shabosho. Whoa, whoa. 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