Archive.fm

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 5.24.24

Enjoy the last Chumps of the week over this long Memorial Day weekend! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
24 May 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chopped Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! A1C is the measure of the blood glucose level. AOC is the measure of a moron. Yeah, you heard Dick Blonman's all was going to be handing out American flags on the Memorial Day. He said the flags he brought back from Vietnam. Angry bloodthirsty Democrat mobs flying rainbow brigade and moss flags across the country, exercising First Amendment. Supreme Court Justice flies patriotic flag outside of house, insurrection. Yeah, Howie. I love listening to your show, but I haven't got authority that a little over an hour ago, there was seismic activity recorded at the grave of Meryl Haggard. Would it be safe to say that Mr. Malinowski might have pissed off the Clintons? Hello Howie. I'd like to introduce a brand new toilet instrument. It attaches to your toilet. It's called the Biden. It's like a bidet, except it blows smoke up your ass. New York Times reports that out is rally Trump again, Malcy claim of 2020 election in defense. Boy, I bet your Facebook's going to let me forward that story. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.