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Today's podcast is brought to you by Howie's new book Paperboy. To order today, go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store." [MUSIC] Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie car show. Shame, shame on that judge. How dare he threaten to not allow Donald Trump to put on a witness because the judge didn't like the way he looked at him. What are you looking at? Come on, can't you see where it closed? Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. Bono President Donald Trump, using his time off from court in Manhattan to court voters in the Bronx. President Trump came here to the South Bronx, would you attend the rally? Of course, I would want to meet Trump. I would want to shake his hand. He's the only president that I see that can ever make America great again. Should Joe Biden come? [BLEEP] Sleepy Joe, sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe got to wake up if you want to come. Who's your captain? Howie car. What do you think about a big Donald Trump rally in the Bronx? New York City's blue, Brooklyn's blue. No, no, blue. What's in that? Drum swabs, hacks, and moonbaats beware. It's... [MUSIC] Howie car. You know, a bunch of the Harvard bodily orifices, as Bill Maher so aptly described him the other day. He said, "Harvard is a bodily orifice factory. Only didn't use bodily orifice." You know what word he used. But some of the products of the bodily orifice factory walked out of graduation today because they're so angry. They're so angry that 13 of these Nazi hippies were denied the right to go through the graduation ceremony because of their obscene behavior since October 7th. So they walked out and they've all got all these Palestinian flags. You know, terrorist flags. Flags of an organization that kills gays, that stands for authoritarianism, that is now looting the aid trucks that America is sending off this boondoggle pier in the Mediterranean. And they're totally on board with the Palestinian flags, Hamas, etc. But yet, Sam Alito flies a flag from the American Revolution. And they want to get rid of him off the Supreme Court. And you know who's leading the charge? Who says he's not fit to serve? The Nang Dick Blumenthal from Connecticut, the stolen valor guy who campaigned for years in Connecticut claiming that he had served in Vietnam as a Marine when he was actually in Yale. And it actually had the audacity to go so far as to say he was spat upon when he returned to the U.S. walking on the Embarcadero, the docks in San Francisco when he got off the boat. He read about it somewhere and he decided that was going to be his story. And now he is making judgments on the ethical quality and the moral character of a Supreme Court justice. He and Elizabeth Warren should be thrown out of the U.S. Senate for what they did, faking their resumes. 844, 542, but yeah, no one's going to complain about all those Nazi flags in Harvard Square today. Time now for the Chumpline. [MUSIC] So Joe Biden meets with the president of Kenya. I bet he thinks he used to be there vice president. And sadly, that's one of his least confused thoughts. [MUSIC] Did any of his uncles ever run into anybody from Kenya? Just ask it for a friend. Dr. Foxy didn't kill those bagels. He donated them. [MUSIC] Sorry, yes. And it was just a joke. Come on. Have you got no sense of humor? Global unrest is battering the food supply chain and the energy markets. It is incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ready-wise. Go to readywise.com and use code Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. [MUSIC] Did you hear that Jen McKibes Google search for hose long dye in the cold? Sounds like one of my bookmark searches. Hose, huh, huh, what? [MUSIC] Yeah, I think Jen had a few cocktails that prior evening before she, she Google searched hose long to dye in cold. [MUSIC] Should President Trump refuse to shake hands before the first debate? Brandon can always turn and shake hands with his invisible friend. [MUSIC] He's got a lot of invisible friends, you know? He's how many times has he done that at least twice, maybe three or four times. And then he just gets, he gets mixed up sometimes when he, when he turns and doesn't know which way to get off the stage. And he, he just, I think he reflexively puts out his hand to shake. Maybe he doesn't always see a ghost, it's just a reflex sometimes. [MUSIC] In anticipation of all the street vendors that are likely to be selling MAGA merch at the Bronx rally, I think it's important to point out the only three pieces of merchandise that Brandon can consistently move better than Trump. That's aspirin, wide out, and I did that stickers. [MUSIC] Have you seen the new Trump stickers though? The, the, they're the same size as the, I did that stickers that they put on gas pumps. And so now the Trump stickers say, I can fix that. [MUSIC] Well, how are we all very proud to hear our President Biden say with, with Kenya, we're going to now stand behind the unite chowder. Wow, you know, just, it's a touching moment. There were a lot of touching moments today. Just looking for a few of them. [MUSIC] Let's see here. [MUSIC] >> Okay, next one, do I ask the next question as well? [MUSIC] Cut 14. [MUSIC] >> Could you tell me what the African Union is doing, as well as Kenya's doing, when it comes to the humanitarian crisis in the economy? Thank you. [MUSIC] >> What was my question? Cut 15. [MUSIC] >> To help developing countries, access more financing, to alleviate debt distress and to tackle climate change. What is your commitment of this? Thank you. >> Was you, I'm sorry, I didn't catch all your question. And one more, cut nine. >> Two years ago, our nation's first Black Vice President and President Kamala Harris. >> May we quote you on that, Mr. President. Our nation's first Black Vice President, President Kamala Harris. [MUSIC] >> What Korean job here should have said with Joe Biden used to be literate. [MUSIC] >> Yeah, she was saying that the deadbeat hippies are being literate and literally crushed by having to pay back their debts. And somebody pointed out, you don't really mean literally crushed. Actually, she did. [MUSIC] >> With the latest student debt transfer, Joe Biden is set to pay more per vote than even Michael Bloomberg. At least, Bloomberg uses his own money. [MUSIC] >> Yeah, Daniel Henninger had a good column in the Wall Street Journal about this today. He said that we're all used to buying votes, but they've taken it to a new level. This is this is vote buying on steroids, just billions and billions of dollars. After being flat out told that they couldn't do it by the Supreme Court, they're just going ahead and doing it. I don't think it's gonna work. [MUSIC] >> Come on, man, I'm so happy to be hosting a state dinner for the president from Kenya, Barack America. >> Thank you, everybody. >> Thank you, please, and our tech conference. [MUSIC] >> The first clean, articulate black candidate for president. [MUSIC] >> Brandon's message today in making his East African initiative was to black voters. You can't vote against me now, Kenya. [MUSIC] >> Now, that joke would be beyond him. He would somehow screw it up even if someone put it under the teleprompter for him to read. [MUSIC] >> So Nikki Haley's voting for Trump, huh? >> Yep. >> I wanna see the video. We're in front of her, where did we find a back with her fingers crossed? [MUSIC] >> The tell was that she took six seconds to answer the question. It's kind of a basic simple question, or who you gonna vote for, Trump or Biden. [MUSIC] >> That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump. >> All right, that's it for the Chumpline today. The Chumpline is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie Carr show you can call and leave a message at any time between the hours of 1 and 4 p.m. Eastern time. Weekdays, the Chumpline number if you wish to leave such a message. 844, 542, 42, 844, 542. Press two for the Chumpline, leave your message. We may or may not play it at this time each weekday. If you didn't hear your message or you just like to hear a second brand new Chumpline every day. We have one, it's called Chop Chumps. It's where we put all the messages we didn't have room or time for just now. And with the Chop Chumps is our second Chumpline of the day. And it's posted every evening around seven o'clock. You can get Chop Chumps, the second Chumpline of the day wherever you get your Howie Carr show podcast. Global unrest is battering the food supply chain and the energy markets. It is incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. Should President Trump refuse to shake hands before the first debate? Granted, he can always turn and shake hands with his invisible friend. Yes, he can and he has many invisible friends. He sees dead people. I'm Howie Carr. Adding your two cents is easier than ever. Call Howie at 844, 542, 42, 42. Or text the word Howie, followed by your message to 617-213-1066. Howie Carr is back. Today's poll question is brought to you by Perfect Smiles. Don't be fooled by imposters with similar names. If you're unhappy with your smile, you need to visit Dr. Bruce Houghton in Nashville. I was there this morning and there as great as ever. They do the best job I've ever had done on my mouth and whatever you need done, they can do it. Call 1-844-a-perfect-smile or visit PerfectSmiles.com. That's PerfectSmiles.com. Taylor, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com, is, Illinois wants to change what felons are called, which of these descriptions do you prefer? Offender, justice-impacted individual, returning citizen, ex-con, jailbide, or Iana Presley's husband. Jailbird. 30% say jailbird, 31% say ex-con, and 21% say Iana Presley's husband. You know who's not going to be a jailbird? Sadly, I was hoping for the best today. Marilyn Mosby, the pride of Metco, the pride of Matapan, she was the former district attorney, state's attorney in Baltimore. She was the one who tried to frame the six cops for the Freddie Gray, the drug dealer who killed himself, jumped around in the back of a patty wagon. Then she was nailed on the mortgage fraud, and lying about taking money out of her retirement accounts for COVID. She was accused of lying about her finances to make early withdrawals from retirement funds during the panic, and fraudulently claiming that her own 5,000 was a gift from her then husband as she closed on a Florida condo. She bought two condos. She was a woke district attorney. She was defeated for re-election. They could have sent her to prison today, but the judge gave her a year's home detention. Meanwhile, Peter Navarro, who just wouldn't observe a, wouldn't comply with a subpoena to testify about January 6, didn't do anything, didn't steal any money. He continues to sit in a jail cell in Miami, the only guy who's been convicted of a misdemeanor in with a bunch of felons, 74 years old. And yet, Marilyn Mosby, a corrupt Democrat public official, gets a year of home detention, home detention, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Oh, and by the way, she's seeking a pardon. If Brandon loses one of the odds, she gets a pardon, I'd say about 100%. That's the bad news about corrupt left-wing district attorneys. The good news is the corrupt left-wing district attorney in Portland, Oregon, Mike Schmidt, no relation to the former Philadelphia Phillies slugger, was defeated in the primary the other night by a former Republican who decided to become a Democrat to get elected, who's a law and order guy. So that's another, another of the, of the Soros prosecutors who've, who've wrecked so many cities and counties is, is out the door. Kim Fox, the, the, the DA, the state's attorney in Cook County, she's not running for reelection. She'll be gone. They got rid of a woman in St. Louis. They got rid of the George, they, they, they got rid of a Chesapeake Dean in San Francisco. They're trying to get rid of George Gascon in LA. The, the, the pendulum is swinging back slightly. 508, if you're murdered, are you justice impacted? Yes, you are. And 508 says, "Most be another mass connection." Yeah, I said that. I said that she was, she was Medkow. She, I believe she went to Dover, Sherburn High School and all the globe, the Globe ran so many slobbering pieces about her. They'll have another one. Wow, it would have been such a miscarriage of justice to send her to prison just for felonies because she was, she was doing such a good job trying to frame police officers of both races. 844, 542, 42844, 542, 542. Kim, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Kim. Hi, Howie. I just want to tell you, I live up here in Maine and I work in a very lovely store near Katiea National Park and I need a lot of tourists all over the world. It comes from everywhere, like, you know, you just can mention, you know, Quebec and Finland and Great Britain, but I met a couple that came last summer who this lovely man who owned autoson on the Cape was working his business and they retired in Winter Florida, but they came up to Maine to go to Katiea. He, we talk all the time in the store with all the people. He told us that Sidney Blumenthal was in the line and he was talking with his customers at that time with Kavanaugh who's being nominated and being smeared to death, Judge Kavanaugh. Yeah. And he got a tap on his shoulder to buy a guy who said, "Can I see you outside?" He goes, "Sure." He walks outside and he finds out that Sidney Blumenthal who threatened his business, autoson, he would have anybody, everyone he could find to smear his business. And he apologized up and down, he was very afraid, because Sidney Blumenthal frightened him to death. He said, "You have just--" Sid Vicious. They called him Sid Vicious. I don't know if that's a true story or not, but they always call him Sid Vicious. And Sid Vicious is the guy who spread the rumor about Barack Obama being born in Kenya. It wasn't a rumor because he had set it on his own cell shape. Thanks for the call, Kim. I'm Howie Carr. Live from the Matthew's Brothers Studios, 844-542, people are asking the question, "What if Maryland most be the woke, felonious, feaving former state's attorney in Baltimore had been white or a conservative or even a black conservative? Do you think she would have gotten home detention for stealing all that money?" I don't think so, I don't think so. Her parents were somehow connected with the Boston Police Department and they then suddenly they weren't connected with the Boston Police Department. It was never really explained to any of those slobbering stories in the Boston Globe when she was rising up through the ranks to avenge all the racist crimes of yesteryear. The new Harriet Tubman. That's what she was. Harriet Tubman, though, never stole money. Harriet Tubman never got home detention. 844-542-42. So the trial of Hunter Biden is about to commence and the special counsel as trials of Hunter Biden are about to commence. The first is the gun charges in Wilmington, Delaware, and then now the income tax evasion charge has been postponed until after Labor Day. Unfortunately, I wish we were going on starting at the time of the first debate if there was a first debate. However, the special counsel who tried to broom the case, now he's the special counsel prosecuting it, he filed several documents yesterday and he said that they're going to introduce evidence that the laptop is real and that Hunter Biden's continuing attempts to say that the laptop has been corrupted and is full of made up Russian disinformation is totally untrue. It's also come out. Now I see where Jen McCabe got the idea, arguing with forensic data. Yeah, she got it from Hunter, right? Yeah, it's going to work as well for Jen McCabe as it's working for Hunter Biden. But they also released some affidavits from some of the, you remember those two whistleblowers who basically stopped the case from being broomed, the IRS whistleblowers? I mean, these guys were veteran investigators and they were on the Hunter Biden income tax evasion case and one of the guys they wanted to talk to in that case was the sugar brother, as he's called. Kevin Morris. He's a Hollywood producer and he's the one that Hunter Biden would use his private jet to fly down to Little Rock for the paternity suit hearings, et cetera, et cetera, and he gave him six million bucks to pay all the back taxes that he had evaded. So obviously he was an important part of this investigation, this criminal investigation into Hunter Biden's refusal to pay your fair share, right? So they were going to, they were going to go interview, they were going to go interview or depose the Kevin Morris to get, you know, to flip him as a witness, basically these two in, you know, incorruptible FBI, IRS agents. And so then the, see, guess what happened? The CIA, the central intelligence agency called their boss, this woman named Leslie Wolf. She's a box checker, you know, a Democrat activist. I think she went to the University of Pennsylvania, another Ivy League, Pablam Puking Hack. And so she was called down to the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, and I'm reading now from the affidavit, although a USA Wolf, Leslie Wolf, again, Democrat donor, husbands of Democrat donor, they gave big money to Federman, they gave big money to Shapiro in Pennsylvania. She attempted to be receptive to facilitating a briefing time for me on the information. She ignored multiple attempts by me to arrange the briefing. Wolf upon her return from the CIA meeting in Langley appeared to flaunt agency branded merchandise, which she acquired at their headquarters, according to Shapley, the whistleblower. Quote, ASA Wolf, a USA Wolf proudly referenced a CIA mug and stated that she purchased some other CIA swag at the gift shop while she was there. So they, they, they broomed the case, not just on orders from the White House, but because the CIA gave the corrupt assistant US attorney, a Democrat donor and a husband who's a Democrat donor, a mug from CIA headquarters and let her purchase some swag at the gift shop. That's, that's how it is. By the way, let me read you something from the filing that is about the, about the laptop. Again, this, this, this echoes Jen McCabe's theory about the, about her Google search that she didn't make. The defendant's theory about the laptop is a conspiracy theory with no supporting evidence. The laptop is real. It will be introduced as a trial exhibit and it contains significant evidence of the defendant's guilt. What the, what are the messages the defendant is claiming were somehow retroactively planted into his non-functional laptop and what is the evidence of that? There is none. Right. And counsel David Weiss, he has not shown any of the actual evidence in this case is unreliable or inauthentic because there is none. There is none. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty two, forty two, Tom, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Tom. How are you guys? They're awesome. I'll tell you. You're great. So I'm calling about the alphabet city, L, B, G, D, D, Q, X, Y, Z. Look, if that's your opinion, you're a guy identifying as a female, that's who you should compete against. That's like having an eighth grader compete against a first grader. It should be on a fair level playing field. I agree. You know, I, I thought the title nine was supposed to protect women's sports. Right? Now title nine is that my, may as well be a non-existent now. It's, it just isn't fair. It's like they're screaming for equal rights, but it's like they're just warping the whole thing. Yeah. I know. It's, it's just absurd and it's, it's, it's so wrong and, and to call, to, to, to, you know, to say that genital mutilation is, is okay and that it's, you know, to be something to be celebrated, which is what they're saying and, and, and, and to tell parents they can't, they can't even know what their kid is being taught or being told to say or what names he's using or what clothes he, he or she is wearing in school. It's just, it's, it's outrageous. I am, I'm so, so happy I don't have any kids that I have to worry about it with that anymore. But now I do have grandkids I have to worry about and that's just as bad. Thanks for the call Tom. Pentagon tacitly admits Biden's gazapir stunt is a total failure. Again, this is getting a good leaving alone in the national process. They're at least state run media. The admission came during a Tuesday press conference. It's now Thursday and, and it hasn't gotten many headlines has it in which general Patrick S. Ryder, the Pentagon spokesman told reporters that none of the 569 metric tons of food and supplies delivered into terrorist controlled Gaza via the port have been distributed to Gaza residents by non governmental organizations. So in other words, 569 metric tons of food and supplies paid for by you and me have all gone to restock the terrorists constructed by the U S military. The $320 million floating port was announced earlier this year during Biden's state of the union address, a move designed to cater to the pro Nazi wing of the Democrat party base. The New York Post reported on by on Ryder's comments, this the spokesman for the Pentagon, some trucks operated by non governmental organizations tasked with delivering the aid to another staging area were ransacked by looters. The Associated Press separately reported just five of the 16 trucks operated by United Nations World Food Program meant their met their intended destination during a delivery runs last Saturday. You an official said the remaining 11 trucks had been commandeered, commandeered by a Palestinian mob probably the same mob that was raping and murdering and beheading babies on October 7th. 844 542 42 413 is it just me says Rambo 413 or is there an abundance of incompetent three related government departments, it's it's not you it's it's all of them Rambo I've just had time today to go over some of this material there's there's just so much it's overwhelming every day there's there's more of this horrific material coming out 844 542 42 speaking of a three-letter incompetent federal agencies let's go back to ATF for a second we were telling you about what was going on with the the director of the Little Rock Airport who was shot down by ATF agents 57 seconds after they raided his home not wearing body cams taping up the peep hole on his front door so he couldn't see who who was who was coming inside it was the ring camera I thought it was a peep hole doorbell camera okay all right so this is so again they they had planned to raid the house a week earlier and grab everything all the all the guns that he allegedly had illegally but when they found out he wasn't there they decided not to raid him you would think that if for safety sake they would want to go in when he wasn't there but no they wanted to go in when he was there and within 57 seconds that shot him in the head and again he had fired first but he didn't know who was coming after he coming in and so Jim Jordan asked a number of questions he didn't get an answer to I'm sure he's not going to get an answer to this question this is a ATF director Stephen Dettlebach keep saying oh it's under investigation I can't answer but Jordan has a very good question here listen to it cut 25 why on the 12th did you not go and search the home you were all circled up ready to go but you a week before on the 12th of March you don't go you go in the 19th why did you decide not to go in the 12th Mr. Chairman these operations and by the way we do about 11,000 operations each year they're very dangerous operations ATF doesn't do anything that is not dangerous well it's not quite true but many of them are very very dangerous and those operations are handled by people with decades of law enforcement experience they plan them you look at things and you got to admit this is little unique you got a you got a citizen the highest paid official in the municipal government Little Rock Arkansas making $260,000 a year running the airport no criminal background history no no nothing and he's dead at a at a at a pre-dawn raid when it sure looks like you could have served this search warrant when he wasn't there but you decided not to decided to wait till he was home when you did it on March 19th and as a result Mr. Malinowski is no longer with this these are planned by people with decades of experience they know when they want to kill somebody you think this was a mistake decades of experience imagine if they were they were rookies 844 542 42 spring is here and so is allergy season which is why you need the Eden Pier thunderstorm air purifier three pack Paul Rizzo from Rizzo insurance just ordered another three with code how we three he uses them in both his home and his office and he also buys them as gifts it's not a surprise that everyone wants and loves the thunderstorm due to how well it works and how affordable it is Dave Henshey has one in every room at the noss at beach end dr. 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