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Hopefully y'all had a great Memorial Day weekend. Just a reminder familia. If you are going to hit up a concert or buy tickets to a sporting event in Guarquere Memento, you definitely got to check out and use the seat geek app or go to seatgeek.com because you are one of our listeners. You will get $20 off your first purchase on the seat geek app or seatgeek.com. Just use our promo code fun. F-U-N-A-C-D-Facilola. We're going to get into the recap. De mi fiesta e con planos at the pad. Lo pulparita que sevives. Primavana in the building. Hey y'all. Ooh. Eddie. Hey. Micho. What's happening everybody? That was a lame ass party to be honest. Micho. Where are we? Eddie. But you pulled up full life. Exciting. And we had to get you out of the pool. You're so lit. Full. Dude. What happened? We were kids. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, there's only kids in the pool. Well, like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Nah, they were your size. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Micho, you were using their floaties. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Anyways, before we dive into that recap. Today on the show, we're talking about how, like, people don't hit on each other in person anymore. Everything's done. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Let me sign it to DM or on a dating app. And like, it's just like ordering food. It's like on an app. You hit a button. And the Hainau or the Vato shows up at your house. Yeah. So we're trying to bring it back, like, hitting on somebody in person. Like, be even brave enough and crave enough to get to-- to be in front of this. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Let me take you out. Let me-- let's hang out. I think I'm going to accept this challenge. I know that you're not challenging me, but I feel like you are so-- My challenge accepted. And honestly, I was out on the-- I went out on the town this past weekend. And I was a little bit of liquid curaging me, you know? And I didn't-- I don't want to say that I hit on somebody, but I was definitely more, like, out there. Open. Yeah, where I was like, oh, hey, what's up? Like, how are you doing? How was your night? What are you drinking? Even though you didn't know them. Right. I did not know these men. Just starting a conversation. Love it. Yes, yes. And then, like, we were chopping it up. And then afterwards, like, nothing really went down. But then afterwards, we saw each other, like, on the dance floor, having a good time vibing. Wow. And like, you know, hey, you're like, we made cheers, you know, from the crowd. So I'm just saying, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Like, if I would have been, like, shooting my shot, hey, I think you're cute. What's up? Can I get your number? Just so as I was open to, like, talking to them and stuff and making that conversation. Like, who knows where I could have gone? And there's probably some of you listening right now that are saying, no, a woman should never shoot their shot at somebody else, at a guy. Yes, I was going to say that, too. Like, I don't think it's my part, too, to be doing that. But also, too, like, you guys mentioned in the show today, like, Eddie being super shy. Yes. And you guys were such a boy before your homie, like, you know, gave you the words of wisdom. The pent up, yeah. Really got a veto. Right. I feel like, yeah, like, who knows? Maybe us shooting our shot, the guy's like, oh, shoot. I was nervous, or I wanted to-- Wow, the church guy? Oh. No, I'm just kidding that. I need to, like-- Just all of them. Shoot them all. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Okay, guy, one of them is going to come in. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Look, I'm usually against, you know, the woman going after the guy. You feel me? Because I think it's important for the guy to chase you and come after you. See. Beto, I will admit this. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And men are lazier than ever before at trying to holla at women because of dating apps. Yes. Because sliding into the DMs is so easy. They're probably sliding into your DMs and doing dating apps, shizzing it, shooting their shot from the toilet while they're taking a dump. That's gross. They're swiping right on you. So true. They're swiping right on you and swiping up on their ass. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] Stupid. Gross. But anyways-- I don't think we've ever heard Kim and Nettie's actual moment when Eddie shot his shot at Kim. Yeah, how did that happen? Kim, you brought up today. I had never heard this part. You guys were playing thumbwars. Yes. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And how did that start? Like the thumbwars? I don't know. I think we're just-- [LAUGHS] I don't know. Yeah, literally. Kim was like, I'm just trying to initiate any type of contact with this song. That's what Kim Flirt is. I think I would play with my brother. And then my brother would get intense. So then I was like, all right, Eddie, let's see. It's kind of like arm wrestling or whatever. Like, let's see who can be who. This is the way to talk here. And so we were doing it. I would win probably all the time. But then like, Eddie-- Who would let you? No. Now my hands were getting really sweaty, so easy for her to-- It's super sweaty. And I felt it, so I felt that he was nervous. He felt it. But he would just hold my hand and wouldn't let go after we were dumpling. So then I was kind of like, oh, what the-- What the-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] As Katie's hands were so small, but it's like a novice, Kim. Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So you felt like that was the way Eddie was flirting with you by not letting go of your hand. Yes, but he would never say anything, so-- So when was the first moment Eddie told you? I like you where I'm interested in you. Eddie, let's see if it matches up to what she says. I think it was on the show. Everyone was saying that we should go out. And we decided-- I said, OK, let's go out. I said, do you want to go out with me yet? Something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I said, yeah, you're right. It was on the show. And then I said, yeah, set it up. And then you're like, oh, what do you want to do? And I was like, OK, this is not happening, because he's not setting up. That's not what I meant. Yeah, that's not what I meant. You want to go to a park and we can play Thomas Award? So that's when Eddie took you on that axe throwing date. Yes. Red flag. No. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You watch those documentaries on the [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Crime? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] There's a name for them. Psychos? A psychopath. A psychopath. Psycho killer? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, no, anyone now. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So why you guys were-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Why you guys were on this date throwing axes? Yes. Did Eddie bust a move at all to let you know he actually really liked you and it wasn't just doing it for content? Oh. No, not on the date. I don't think he did any-- So then, how did you know? Like, at what moment did you know? Well, I knew-- And didn't make it clear. Let me put it that way. No. No, he didn't make it clear. But I think going on the date made it clear. That we're actually-- this is a date. Gonna get to know each other besides being friends at work. Yeah, because even the second day, I took it way up. I took it to a love museum. Oh, yeah. A love museum. That's nice. Yeah, it was really nice because we got to get to know each other. The love museum is not for like your second day. No, no, no, no. Because it's for couples that have been together for years and you could tell because the questions were intense. Like, both like-- Oh, they asked questions. Yes, like, it was-- A little section. It was interactive. Like, this is for couples who've been together for a long time. Wow. They're like, oh, how long have you guys been together? They're like day number two. They're like, we're not. Yeah. We're not. We're not. We're dating. But even in the first and second day, like, I still didn't know if it was going to work out with Eddie. Yeah. Because I felt that we were great friends. Right. So I didn't know if there would be romantic-- like, there would-- it would be romantic between us. I thought it would be-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I've never been attracted to Eddie. Wow. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's why. I always thought he was cute, but that doesn't mean that sometimes with people you just have an amazing friendship and not romance. Nothing more than that, yeah. Yeah, but it actually was romance. Let's go. Eddie, I didn't even know about that second day. The love museum? Because we didn't talk about it on the show. No, we didn't. After that, I think we just-- Nice. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Not everything is content. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's how-- that's probably the date that happened because it was on the undercover. Oh, shoot. That's what's up. Love museum. It's awesome. And that's almost two years ago? Yeah. Two years and a month. Two years and a month? I know, that's kind of crazy. Wow, forever to go. OK, wait a minute. Shoot your shot or throw your axe. Hey. Look, yeah. Yeah. Because their first date acts. Oh, I get it. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] All right, cover them next. We'll get a little recap of the birthday party is the fitness of on Hangtime. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] There are two things that are absolutely true. Grandma loves you, and she would never say no to McDonald's. So treat yourself to a Grandma McFlurry with your order today. It's what Grandma would want. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I participate in McDonald's for a limited time. Windy's is open until midnight or later, so you can give in to the craving and go night mode. Get what you really want, like a tasty baconator or fries and a frosty. When the craving hits, go night mode at Windy's. See you later. I participate in U.S. Windy's. Hours may vary. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] All right, so through the little house party on Saturday, Pupari, Taquisa, Taquero was there. Yo, shout out to her, Senor Carlos, Senor Ana. Oh, and their daughter, Carissa. She's in early '20s. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And then I'm Michael Jacksonson. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] She was going to choose a Selena song, but she went with Ankeles Asuelis. She sings really well. What is her Instagram account, Kim? So we can promote her and help her out. Feathers with another S after feathers, flowers. Feathers? Feathers, flowers. Feathers, flowers. Yeah, let me look at her, because I think there was two S's or two R's. Oh, there's two R's. Oh, really? Yeah, feather. Yeah, look it up, and I won't get to it. But anyways, the Taquero was amazing, which is in my garage. It's Tacos al pastor, quesadillas. He surprised me. He brought hot dogs as well. Oh. Wrapped in Tocino. I didn't know he was going to bring them. Maybe because he just was like, oh, you have magic eos. They were hit with the kids and Kim. And Kim. You know, if you guys don't know, Kim loves chicken nuggets, hot dogs, all that stuff. How many hot dogs did you have, Kim? I think like three or two and a half. Wow. Three. They were big, too. Yeah, they were really bad. They were really bad. They had three tacos, and like, I mean, three hot dogs, and like, one taco. But you took off the good part. But the Tocino. No. Wow. OK, so Instagram is feather flowers with two Rs at the end of feather flowers. Feather flowers. Yes. On Instagram, please support this young Latina doing big things in music right there. All right, cool. And premonet. Yes. You were not eating tortillas, so you just ate halakarnet in a bowl. Yeah. It was kind of sad, but it was good. It was really good, because the meat was really like seasoned very well. I basically, he was like, oh, can I see the bowl? And I was like, oh, just being, start with the beans. And then like, he just like, topped it off with the-- Yeah, like a chipotle bowl. Yeah, and then I just added the guacamole salsa was really good. And then the green salsa was really good, too. Did you guys know that that carillas, the guacamole, quote unquote, salsa is not really guacamole? Yes. Yeah, I've heard that, too. Yeah. I don't think it has any avocado in there. Yeah. It's more like tomatillo, no? [SPEAKING SPANISH] And it's this other thing, [SPEAKING SPANISH] It's like blended up and liquidura. But it gives it like a guacamole taste somehow. It's not the same, though. And it's a lot more or less expensive for the taquerilla. Yeah, because a guacamole is hella expensive. I'm writing it down, sorry, because I need to get the recipe. Yeah, get the recipe. It's the guacamole sauce or salsa. But there's no avocado in it. Check it out. It was funny, because during the party, we had the musicato look at that. There's literally the first day of an open house going on next door. And our next door neighbors are from China, so in Cinitos. And hella Asians were pulling up. Because Asian community, they help each other out a lot. They would rather much rather sell it to their own folk and help each other out like that. It's just what I've seen and what I've heard. So hella Asians were pulling up. And they were just looking over our fence. The whole time, [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Do you think that's a turn off or turn on for them? What do you honestly think, Kev? Honestly, I'm going to go with turn off. No! [SPEAKING SPANISH] Because I have Indian neighbors, the [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] OK? Indians loved a party. Yes, I know. And it was literally 10 p.m. Last night. [SPEAKING SPANISH] And the pool party kids screaming. I'm like, no, let me sleep. Like [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] And [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] Sometimes, [SPEAKING SPANISH] to call the police and put it on a Mr. Port. And I'm going to be Karen [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] For Lomenos, whenever my dad puts parties on look, [SPEAKING SPANISH] And the backyard. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Yeah, I think that. Our party was like 1 to 6, 7 p.m. No, I know, but I'm just saying. I think it could be a little bit of a red flag. Yeah, like there goes the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah. But she's saying like coming in looking at the property-- like not knowing the situation, not knowing. Oh, what time is it going to be done, you know? If I were the-- I'll be like, yo, that's badass. [SPEAKING SPANISH] And I have free tacos next door. Yeah, I would have totally caught by him. You know, we invite the neighbors to the house parties. Yeah, everyone. So that they're not like Kim calling the cops on us. Exactly. That's the key. You got to invite them. Invite me over to the Indians at the pool party. I'll be there. I don't care if there's a pool. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] [SPEAKING SPANISH] On the corner. Hey, we stay wanting to invite us. Like, don't be thrown full blown parties. And they're all dressed up in the-- No, not cool. --traditional-- The saris. --a tire? Yes. I'm sorry. [SPEAKING SPANISH] No, it's what it's called. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Oh, sorry. Oh, literally. Yes. Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. And Janet, my wife, loves that because the jewelry they wear, some of the makeup that they do and all that. So they're full entirando party, bro. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Dancing in my cheap pool party. You know, something's like on purpose. Walking in front of the house, like, galleonos, man. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] We're mopping the sidewalk. And I'm trying to find things to do. I'm not throwing a real soccer ball over the fence. Oh, sorry. I think my soccer ball's back there. Oh, you want me to stay? Oh, yeah, sure. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Like, whenever Eddie and I have our good night call. Yeah. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Eddie's like, damn. Whoa. Yeah, that's how loud it is, guys. You can hear when you're talking on the phone with kids? Yeah, that's how loud it is. [SPEAKING SPANISH] After the turn of my air conditioning up to, like, 10. You should go straight. Belly dancing. Yeah. Wow. Oh, a crush. Maybe that's what I need to do with it. Oh, I don't crush that. [SPEAKING SPANISH] You and I need to walk by my neighbor's house. And let me borrow a halter top. Oh, my crop top. Hey. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] And then we'll just kind of get a little beat. And then they'll be like, oh, we got him right there. I've never seen a thick Indian doing the traditional dances. They're always like have haloflats, stomach. Oh, the burgers? Yeah. If you haven't gone to the ghetto-- [LAUGHTER] --the ghetto's got him. Eating halopita. Yeah, I love halopita. Non-- non-bred. It's garlic non-bred. [SPEAKING SPANISH] That's Middle East. Middle East. That's great. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Arminan? Not dead. He just smashed it. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. For sure, definitely in trying to date them. You go crazy if you date an Arminan. Yeah, you do. They're toxic us. Especially their families don't want you anyway if you're not an Arminan. I know. [SPEAKING SPANISH] I ain't trying to get married, una. Number two, I ain't trying to fight [SPEAKING SPANISH] Or some crazy Arminan cousins. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Smelling like hella Perfume. [LAUGHTER] That Perfume's go hard because they get it from their-- Me too. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Where's the lies? You know Arminan's where hella Perfume. Nah, there's no lie. No lie was detected. All facts, no printer. Not as much as I want the end of the family. Yeah, facts. They go overboard today. That wears like that perfume that's like-- doesn't smell good. To her it does, but everybody doesn't even get you. She always has lipstick on her teeth, too, like, yeah. Oh, I killed him. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] No. But it was fun. Thank you guys for coming through. We live in Southern California. So it was a little bit chilly during the day. The sun did come out in the afternoon. We had the pool warmed up. It told us so. We didn't all go in the pool, but I had the towel waiting for prima vanne, [SPEAKING SPANISH] Why are we asking people to bring the towel? I'm telling you, but it was fun. It was fun. Kim, you didn't get too buzzed. No. Eddie and I actually went out the night before. Mm-hmm. I thought we were going to celebrate because you had finished your finals. I did. I got an A and a B, guys. [CHEERING] They got the great one. Felicias. Shout out to anybody listening that wrapped up finals at any level of school in Felicias. So you had gone out the night before? Yes. We went to a cowboy bar slash little, I guess, club, but it wasn't really a club. And we were line dancing. Oh, that's what Pessoproen likes to do. No. Different type of line dancing with his nose. [SPEAKING SPANISH] My nostro is scared of-- Oh, my gosh. So you were a little bit hungover? Or not hungover, Perro de Zwilada is the word I was looking for. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Yeah, I wouldn't say it was hungover like at all. It was Zwilada, I was super Zwilada, I got home. And then since my brother, Havi Place soccer, where Eddie lives, it's kind of far for us. So I woke up at 6 in the morning, got home late, woke up at 6 in the morning, headed out, packed for like basically for days because-- For the weekend? Yeah, I didn't know what I was going to wear. We got there, you know, Zwilada, Skonambre, Poynes. I just had a headache at your boys' birthday party. But I was kind of waiting for it to fade. It never did. Oh, no. Just had to take some Advil, felt better towards the end. There you go. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Yeah, that's what's up. El Taguero still has his grill at my house. No. I don't think that's just like what happens though. Like in the hood, like people would leave their jumpers with me all the time, like throughout the weekend. And my dad wouldn't care, like, let's blow it up. And I want you guys bouncing before they come and take it. That's what I'm saying? [SPEAKING SPANISH] I know, yeah. There you go. There's your opening right there with your Indian neighbors. [SPEAKING SPANISH] No. [SPEAKING SPANISH] We had another party at the pad. OK. We're invited just my immediate family, like Miss Carnales. And Eddie, obviously, is my nephew. And it was more immediate. And what did I do, Eddie? You did it. You cooked. You did the tacos there on the grill. You fired it up. I fired it up. Was it propane tank? I don't know how I figured it out, bro. Oh, heck no. Because we had a helicopter and he left over. Wow. So sas que sadillas, hot dogs. Yeah. They were lava, so-- Wow, I should have taken some. They're still good the next day, no, hot dogs? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. OK. I would eat it. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Like, bien, camada, bum. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Yeah, I was toasting the tortilla. And I was dipping it in hell of oil. Yes. Eddie, I don't know if you caught one. Well, I'm complaining about one, remember? Oh. No. She said, que stava, cruda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] No, she said it. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] There's my only complaint. But then after that, I left all the tortillas, [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] But nice and dipped in the oil. Oh, so good. So when you're eating the taco, it's [SPEAKING SPANISH] like down your elbow, bro. So-- You suck. [SPEAKING SPANISH] You went out partying. I'm not eating tacos. [SPEAKING SPANISH] No, [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] That's true. We'll love you guys. Thank you for coming over and hanging out. Thank you. Hopefully you guys had a good time. Yeah, so much fun. Yeah, man. I enjoyed it. We have to do a redo. I call a redo. Yeah, can we do a redo? Because how are you going to have a pool party with no sun for like, come on. It wasn't even hot, nothing. OK, during the summer, I'm just going to throw a pool party just for the crew, for you guys. [SPEAKING SPANISH] That's what you said last year. Can you pull up on a Friday? Yes. Like right after the show? Yes. You guys can spend the night. You always want me to spend the night. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Just spend the night. You start, bro. You know what pisses me off? Oh, go ahead. We on the after party, baby. And what do you say, St. Pelos and La Lingua? [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] You've driven further for a booty call. Back in the day. It's been a long time. For 30 minutes to come hang out with the homies. It is for Prima Vane. Is it? Yeah, it's 30 minutes. Vane, I can't believe you for 30 minutes. From work, from here from the studio, obviously, it's like an hour. Yeah, it's going to be a little longer on a Friday than Bien. But yes, we're down. We're down. We're myself and I are down. We are down. Me and the Lomo are down. I'll get a photo of you there. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Oh, I thought someone else. Thank you. Yeah, I'll invite him. Love you guys. Check out a video of the party. It's up on our Instagram at Shaboyshow. So let's get it. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Thank you for listening to my Daddy Shaboyshow. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Hey there. I'm your host and channeler and medium bringing you over 30 years of experience to put out a mystical podcast. I've dedicated my life to uncovering a treasure trove of tools and techniques. And I can't wait to share them with you. Join me on this incredible journey, where we'll dive deep into spirituality, astrology, channeling, fitness, the divine feminine, numerology, and various spiritual modalities. 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