At Parker, our purpose is simple. We want to make the world a better place. By working more efficiently, by using more sustainable practices, by developing better technologies, we keep moving forward. With each new idea, innovation, and partnership, we're one step closer to fulfilling our purpose every single day. To find out more, visit Parker.com/purpose. Parker, engineering your success. [Music] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bros. Fate News. With Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G with the traffic. How do you feel? You look good. Yeah? Field reporter, Hot Bot. And Delco Dan with sports. Welcome to Fate News. Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fate News. Everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week. Since we were off for Memorial Day, because we don't like to profit off of our dead friends, typically on Patreon during a Bros podcast Patreon, we have memes to start the show, which are horrific. Anthony said, let's do it on YouTube today. I never look at these in advance, and I think that's a mistake. Maybe a mistake for you. We didn't delete it today. Today, today, we get deleted before we get into these. I mean, we just got off. Double secret probation. Double secret probation. So with YouTube, yeah. They just cleared that Alex Jones video from... Two and a half years ago. It's right, dude. Two and a half years. Actually, almost three years ago now. Yeah, two and a half. It'll be three years in November. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I got some real news, though, at the top of the show here. Typically, we talk about hard AF Seltzer and the new locations that we got open. Shout out to Ryan Mills. Got the spot in Carolina Beach, North Carolina, LG Spirits, and Lagrange, Texas Express Stop, and Round Rock, and the HEBs and Mission, San Juan, with Slacko, and Leon Valley. Now, yes, we typically do this at the top of the show. We're also going to add a caveat to that this week. We're super humbled and fucking grateful for all you guys going out and buying hard AF Seltzer all over the nation and posting pictures of it. You guys read the same things that we do. Hey, when's it coming to my States? So, open up a new state is very expensive. When, Lord, when's it going to be my time? That's what I've heard from a lot of people. A lot of people. And then they say it in that voice. It's weird how they say it in that voice. And it's weird that they're white. It is. And, you know, for a long time, it's, oh, soon. It'll be soon. We don't know. And, look, it's about $50,000 to open up these States, just legally because of liquor laws and things like that. You got to buy it, then get the distributor, then make the cans and ship them to the States. I'm not going to bore you with that. However, we would like to give you guys an opportunity to join in with us. And we've been chatting with some people behind the scenes. We're going to end up cutting 10% out of the company to actually give to you guys. There's one site that was recommended to me by a friend who was on the show, Chris Hunter, the creator for Loco, also my college roommate. He used a site called We Funder. And you actually file with the SEC, not the South Eastern Conference, but the actual Securities Exchange Commissions. And that way, you guys will get shares in the company. And we'll do a fundraiser for it. That way, we can race these out to States quicker than normal. We have right now Michigan opening up in August, Illinois opening up in August. And I believe Oregon opening up in, I want to say, September. Yeah. And that's a listener. And why do you guys that are opening these shops or listeners? Yeah, there's somebody in here today, actually, to talk about opening Idaho as well. Oh, really? Yeah. So we would love to. And today is like a tasting day for us. So like, if you see these little cans that I'll be drinking throughout the show, this is actually the orange flavor for University of Illinois. We'll be served in all the stadiums there for the next three years, football, basketball, hockey, all that other stuff. And there will be a unique flavor for school. So we're doing that now. I'm already half in the bag as we probably already know, because I'm already fucking stuttering here. But we're going to have a goddamn banger of a show today. I can feel it. There's a bachelor party back there. You guys brought, you guys were doing keg stan. Can we put the camera back there? Are you guys doing keg stans in here? On cameras? They're going to do this on cameras that live? Let's go. I mean, it is. It is 2.30 in the afternoon on the third day. It's 2.30 in the afternoon. Wow. Look at that. Look, can we get a countdown? Joel, what do we got? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14. All right. 14. Oh boy. Delco gave him a fucking. Yeah. What's up with the buzzer? Delco, you hate me some shit. 14 seconds is a lot. I think it's 20. Come on. Wow. Wow, I like it. Look, going's been thrown down. One of you can beat that record here coming up. We got a long show today. Papa Trump is on trial. Juries deliberating as we speak. But first, we're going to give you the memes. What do we got, Anthony? Oh boy. This first one's called a New York mystery. A New York mystery. Yeah, okay. I've never seen this guy before. This is really funny. The World Trade Center. It has a reputation as being one of New York's coolest buildings. But what if I told you there used to be two of them? That's right. Check this out. No, you're not seeing double. This is an archival photo of the World Trade Center taking the 90s. And as you can see, there were two towers where there is currently just one. One, two. One, two. It's not a clever camera trick. And get this. Not only is there one less tower now, but the tower that is there doesn't look like either of the ones from the 90s. Check it out. See how much shinier the one on the left is? It almost looks like a completely different building. So it's possible they made renovations to one of the towers. But still, what happened to the other one? Nobody knows. Crazy stuff. And that's life in the big city for you. Thanks for watching my video essay. Turn it next week and I'll try to figure out just what the heck this is. The World Trade Center. I was waiting for a sweet plane crash. Nothing, dude. Oh, that's good. What's that do you think, Bob? We'll give him a shout out. Django Industries. Django Industries. Fair enough. The Django Industries. Let's go. Let's go, dude. Yeah, good. Big fan. What do we got for the second one? This next one's called bread. Bread. Okay. Yeah. You keep bread and the refrigerator. No, you got to start it over, Bob. Start it over, Bob. God damn it, Bob. Bob's going to hair off this week. I don't know what's going on. You keep bread and the refrigerator. How do you know you're black? Because you keep bread and the refrigerator. That's what the joke was. White man. We don't know where the refrigerator is. You're black. Wait. Oh, it's a nice hard cut there. The unword. Big fan. What do we got up next? Uh, avatar. Avatar, oh boy. Yeah. Uh, no. I know where this is going. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joel actually worked on this movie. This could be him, actually. Joel, was this the cut that James Cameron didn't want us to see? This is the director's cut. It's going to come out in like 2030 or so. Holy shit, bro. I mean, Joel, be honest, man. Did they have one of those little fuckers painted up running around? That's the real one I worked on. That's the real one. That's not Sam, Sam Huntington Worthington. What's his name? Uh, Derpington. Derping, Derpington. Yeah. Pop that up one more time. Oh boy. Is it weird that I can just stare this for like an hour and like still-- I'm thinking about getting giggle. I might get that tattooed on the small on my back, actually. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. All right, what do we got next? Next up, Monopoly. Monopoly. Bob, you're going to have to explain this one. So it says Black Monopoly. Okay. And then what are all the spaces? It's just KFC and go to jail. It's every, every block is either KFC or go to jail. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, this channel's gone by the end of it. Go ahead and jot that down. Yeah, this one's gone. This is why you subscribe to Patreon. We usually get worse than this on Patreon. You're lucky today. Yeah, this isn't that bad. Holy Christ. Yeah. All right, what do we got up next? This next one's called No Yellow. It's a big four truck. And on the back, it says two bombs. Was it enough of there's a big mushroom cloud? And holy shit, dude. Wow. Is that real or is that fucking Photoshop done? I mean, I hope it's real. I hope it's real too. You wonder when you see some of this shit, like whether or not it's real or not. You know when I saw the land was one of those new Tesla trucks, but it was brown, like a dirty brown. It's like, why would you spend all that money on it? Well, there's one cruising around, the Cybertruck cruising around over here, and dripping in driftwood that's graffitied. Have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen that one. It's fucking stupid. Yeah. The whole thing is stupid. If you've seen people are like posting videos of them unloading stuff out of the back of the Cybertruck, and they're like, look at how much stuff can get here. It's like four bags of topsoil, asshole. It's not great. And put that them back to your fucking Prius. Nope, it's not great. Fuck off. It's not great. It's not, I mean, just my pickup truck. Yeah. I got the thing for it the other day. They were like, congratulations. I got one for the electric Hummer. Yes. Oh, you finally did? Like saying, do you want your $100 back, or do you want to buy this truck? And I'm like, I'll take the $100. I'll take the $100. Because that thing is a piece of shit. So are you. So they're all sitting at the lot over there. Yeah. Yeah. I used several racial slurs, I think, but I'm not even sure what the person's race was. I mean, it was an email address with no name on it, I just assumed they were not white. Sure. Because why send that anymore? We're not doing EVs. After that booty-judge interview the other night, I was like, what, seven or eight? Seven or eight charging stations. This is all you guys have done with $7.5 billion. Oh, but it's going to be by 2030. Uh-huh, cool, man, but you've got seven or eight. All right, top story. No, wait. Oh, we got one more? I got a joke for you. Okay. You guys ready? Yeah. Delco Bob, you ready for this? Yeah. Are you sure? Don't tell me you're ready and not be ready. I mean, you know, because I will fucking lose it. Ready? I'm already on it today. Um, knock, knock. Who's there? Uh, 9/11. 9/11, who? You said you'd never forget. Nailed it. God, bring that applause right there. You fucking piece of shit. Bring it. That was stupid. There you go. Yeah, you're good. You're good. Top story of the day. Pop it, Trump. Donald John Trump, our next president of the United States, is currently in day two of his case in New York, as the jury deliberates his hush money case. The jury and Donald Trump's hush money trial is resumed. Deliberations today after asking to rehear potentially crucial testimony about the alleged hush money scheme. At the heart of the case, the 12 person jury met for about four and a half hours of deliberations yesterday without reaching a verdict. They've been back in court all day today. In the meantime, they have asked for some of the testimony from Michael Cohen, the disgrace former lawyer of Trump, who lied on the stand numerous times, as well as Mr. Packer, the, uh, the owner of the National Enquirer. And they want to review those as well. The jury has also asked the judge to, uh, describe once again, um, how they're actually going to find him guilty or not guilty in this, and how many numbers take. I didn't understand that either. Yeah. With our guests yesterday, we went over that and I didn't get it, because he said it could be four, four, and four, which none of that made any sense to me. It has to be unanimous to get a guilty verdict. Um, yeah. I mean, well, to, on the thing they're charging with, it has to be in support of an additional crime. So they have to agree that an additional crime was, uh, had occurred, and he was covering it up. So I, but I don't know. I've never seen anything like that. They don't have to agree on the, they have to agree there was a crime. They don't have to agree on which crime supplemented the other crime. So out of the 45 counts, all they have to agree on is that one of those was helping the other one, and they've got to do it unanimously. No, the, the, all the additional counts are about the cover up. They just have to agree that one of the three crimes alleged, that he was covering up had been committed, right? So I don't know. It's, it's dumb. He's giving them the broadest interpretation on how to convict somebody, which is a completely against the way the US legal system is supposed to work. Like the, you're supposed to have the presumption of innocence and not have a judge actively trying to convict you. I've never seen anything like this before. I haven't either. Um, it's very odd. And is this help them or hurt them that we're in day two? On like the 10th hour now at this point? It's 10 hours worth of deliberation. Yeah, I don't know, to be honest. I mean, I've anything that anybody saying about that is fucking speculation now. There's no reason to speculate. I guess, but I mean, like I'll go back to, uh, OJ. How long was OJ? Was it, was OJ a full day or was it just like four hours? I think it was pretty quick, right? Less than four hours. Less than four hours. Yeah. So with this one, I'm not sure, but also OJ wasn't charged with 45 different counts. So I would imagine you're going to have to go through all 45 with a jury of your peers. I know two of them are lawyers and I'm sure they're fine. But the rest of these 10 dummies that are out there, how the fuck are they going to know what 45 different counts means in a case like this? Well, again, it's not, they don't have to focus on that part. If he's guilty of one of the three crimes they alleged, then he's guilty of all of it. Okay. Right. All the additional charges are the, are the fraudulent paperwork as they like to describe it. Although it's not because he didn't do the paperwork himself and also Cohen has said that he would have nothing to do with that hush money shit. Right. So which he did. Now legal experts have weighed in here. One of them, New York defense lawyer Andrew Weinstein. Wonder what religion he is. Typically, this is not the kind of case where you would expect a first time white collar offender to receive a sentence of incarceration. So is that a possibility that they come back and say, Hey, one of these things, you're guilty for, but we're going to find you and not send you to prison. I don't see that happen. I have no idea. I don't, I don't know anything about it. But if it's up to the judge based on what we've seen right now, that mother fuckers crazy. So it's like everything he says doesn't make any legal sense to me or anybody else. So wouldn't the sentencing be up to him at that point? I mean, I don't know. I think this is all really gay. So do I. I think that Trump should stop going to the court entirely. He should go to Marlago and put 50,000 people with guns around it, frankly. I agree, but, but he's there anyways. Cause a lot of people are saying if he goes in, he becomes our white Mandela. Um, you know, I thought Mandela was white, to be honest, until you just said that. So I don't even know. Weird, right? Yeah. Cause you don't see race. Well, that's a Mandela effect. Uh, that's true. That's true. Was it somebody else in prison? It might have been Forrest Whitaker. Uh, well, his eye was in prison. He was out. Okay. And they didn't put it back right. And that's where we are today. That's where we are. Was Morgan Freeman also Mandela? Um, yeah, I think so. Yeah. I mean, somebody. I think there was an episode of American dad where Mandela came to an event and Stan Smith thought he was Morgan Freeman. Yeah. Cause every, you know, every time, uh, every time Morgan Freeman helps somebody, he gets a new freckle. Do you know that? Boy, he's got, he's gained a lot over the years. Um, but it's also son. And then when you marry your, uh, your granddaughter, obviously you want to get away a lot. So, um, they've been out, they've been out in the Bahamas. Yeah, I suppose. I don't have any particular experience with that. Although I am wearing a shirt that says it's my turn on the good hole. I don't know if you can see that. Oh shit. Do we make that now? Uh, yeah. Look at that. Look at that, dude. Big fan. But yeah. So, you know, as this goes along here, uh, most of these lawyers are saying the same thing. They don't really know. Uh, every single person has said, uh, basically from CNN to Fox to MSNBC, uh, that it is rare for people without criminal histories, um, who are charged solely with falsification of, of business records to be sentenced to prison time in New York. So most of the time they're saying it's just a common fine, but this certainly doesn't feel like that and the judge is operating on whatever, uh, Obama and the DOJ want him to do. I don't know what the right move would be here because if you put him away, you're going to gain more votes, I think, for Trump. Um, yeah. Well, yeah, it seems like, uh, NPR did a poll. And I think he's, uh, 15% of people said they were more likely to vote for him if he got convicted. Really or something like that. Not 9% said they were less likely to vote for him, I think, or so. I don't remember exactly what it was, but yeah, it was not on their side. Okay. Yeah. Uh, the whole thing is fascinating. We're watching, uh, just like the rest of the world. Cause the other part is if it is all not guilty and he wins again and the Teflon Don image becomes even bigger after that. You just built a free campaign form for the last fucking year. Um, I felt like the numbers in the polls went up once they dropped the mug shot. And if it's a not guilty verdict and he looks like he, you know, beat the system out there and said, fuck those guys. That's a massive win as well. I don't see a win here for the Democrats. Um, I mean, a win for them would be to stop existing entirely. Not just as a political party, but on earth. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like, I mean, all of those people should just jump into the ocean, maybe tie a big rock around your neck first. Is there a rock big enough? Uh, I'm hurt. I've heard that that makes the experience quite a bit better. Okay. Uh, next up state class. He's San Diego, San Diego police department recently released its findings from an internal investigation into an incident last year that involved an officer, uh, who locked himself in the back of a patrol vehicle with a woman. He was transporting to a county detention center. Hang on a sec, uh, Bob, or I'm sorry, uh, Delco put the camera on you guys. We've got like a full fucking frat party going on. Sure do. But somebody's wearing a sailor. They're boozing as a sailor hat. Either fucking, they've ordered pizza to the studio. You know, this is a, this is a place of business. Nah, it sure is. It's going on good. I love it. I love this is why we're opening up party. I have sell it to everybody. Like fuck it. Let's just do it on our own and fucking make all this shit happen. I love this. This is why we leave the studio doors open. Cheers guys. Who's getting married back there? You are. Man, the best looking guy out of them? That's crazy. I would have, I would have guessed the other guys. So weird thing to say to a bunch of dudes. That's fine. No, it's not fine. You know all fucking gay out anytime on this show. I don't give a fuck. So you can, you can tell how good he looks from all the way over there. But you can't tell a tranny from the fucking TV right there. 18%. No, I met him on the way in and, uh, and I cock gazed him a little bit. And I said, hey, congratulations. I didn't know it was you getting married though. I figured it was one of these guys. Uh, you guys hired a male stripper, right? Did you? They're saying yes. Holy shit. If that shows up on camera today, it's great. I'm back in. Yeah, I'm back in. Now that you've got a male stripper, I'm back in. We're back in. Yeah. We're back in. Anyways, this is a fucking funny ass story. Do we have video of this? Yeah. So let me give you the short version. This dude, this lady got arrested for a warrant she had for stealing a car, for car theft. This mother fuckers job is to transport her from A to B. They strike up a conversation like, hey, uh, she's, she's, she's trying to, as she calls a game, the system. Okay. It's like, hey, are you single? She's asking me if he's single. Yeah. And he goes, yeah, but you're not. I don't know what that means. Maybe she's married. Maybe he knew about her relationship or status or something. Okay. And then she started making it a little bit more aggressive. And it was like, hey, don't say that. All this is being recorded, which kind of makes you think maybe he was into it. Right. Oh shit. And then. Something leads to something and he has to call his buddy to come unlock him out of the backseat of that car with the woman. No. Yes. Now he said it was, uh, she had a medical emergency and he was going back there to check her pulse. Oh, you don't say it. However, they took his duty belt from him and tested it and had come all over it. Shut the fuck up. So this is the video. Let's watch this and then we can fucking get into this. Oh my God, dude. Go ahead and press play. Get out of the vehicle for me. Okay. We're just gonna go on my car right here. Okay. I mean, that'll play. This is him getting let out of the back of this car. I press a pause right there, Bob. Let's see the, the heavies on that one. Not entirely sure about his buddy having his body cam on when he came to unlock the back. Oh, you got to turn that off. You know what I mean? Like, you know, even Scotty Scheffler, uh, they turned that cam off. Yeah, well, that guy got fired. So maybe that's why I did it. But yeah, this is play the, is there more of that video? So he was in the back seat with a female detainee for more than an hour before a supervisor arrived. Oh, it's a supervisor. That's why around 2 40 a.m. and opened the door. He said he accidentally locked in and his body came off. Oh, we got more of this. Here's this chick. Yeah. Here's more footage. It's kind of worth it, dude. I mean, I'm looking at it right now. [INAUDIBLE] San Diego's even beautiful and body cam photo. So she has a boyfriend. Oh, you're not? She has a boyfriend, okay. I can't hear you now. I'm down to fuck right now. Yes. Holy shit. Shit. He says, don't say that right now. I said, don't say that right now. Because he's saying everything's being recorded. Don't say that. She's down to fuck. What's going on? He asks her what she's doing. Apparently she's pounding off in the back seat. But isn't she cuffed? And then his body cam goes off. But she could have been cuffed in the front. Okay. Oh, shit. So she's like fucking DJing. Yeah. And then you show him slow down and turn down a residential street instead of going to where he's supposed to go. God damn. All right. Do we know if she was even pulled over for in the first place here? She stole a car, right? Bob? Find that info. I believe is what happened. Victimless crime. I somebody that hot. Boy, California's down to fuck. And California's nothing, dude. I've had three cars stolen there. Nothing. Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever happened here either. Texas is California. So it's like nothing happened here with that one. But with this, I think you do pull the car over. You got to turn that fucking body cam off. Yeah. So he showed up to arrest her with several other officers act on Denver Street and Claremont Avenue in Bay Park to assist in the arrest of several people for suspected auto thefts. She was one of them. So he took her and then all of this stuff and happened that we see here. Man. All right, I'm in. Look, I asked this the other day, who's the cop that we had in here? And I go, dude, you never was after the show and he didn't want to be on camera. And I go, you never fucking pulled over and had one of these girls suck your dick to get out of a ticket or something like that. And he's like, no, I haven't. But other people have. This one wins, though. He said, usually it's all ugly chicks that asked for this show. So he disconnected the car camera from the mount that was in there. And he said he didn't, he had no idea after the fact how that happened, obviously, right. And then his body camera also got turned off. I'm not sure that this wasn't also not attractive chick. You know what I mean? Like this one, I don't think was worth losing your job over it. But look at him, Bob, you've got to look at the dude plus the person. Like that guy? Yeah, dude, he's risking it all for that. You got to go with the situation and where it is in his life. Like, yeah, dude, he's going to fuck that girl. He's a fucking Latinx man. She looks like a Latinx lady. You can't do it for theft over a thousand, though, right? That's auto theft is theft over a thousand. So you actually can't get prosecuted for that in California. If it's like a ticket, I feel like if it's a summons or a citation, save the courts a little bit of money, get your dick sucked at the same time. I'm fine with that. Yeah, right. Street justice is what that's called. Sure is. And sometimes street justice is delivering a fucking big fat load to the back of some blonde horse mouth, right? Yes. That's just how it works. This is America. It is. You know what I mean? Well, we used to be a proper country. We used to be. There's a guy back there with his hand up. This isn't class. You can, you don't, yeah. What's up, man? I just want to just qualify immunity and get you out of child support. Does qualified immunity get you out of child support? I don't think so. I don't even know what any of that means. Qualified immunity means you're qualified for immunity, right? Okay. Against, against personal liability as a cop. All right. Right. So I can't sue a cop for something specific. Sue the department, but not the individual. That's what qualified immunity is. I don't think that works for child support unless, of course, you got the woman pregnant during the arrest. In which case, I think qualified immunity would apply. Right? I mean. Fuck that, baby. Get it out of here. Yeah. Look at that. Bob, pop that pickup one more time. You're not going to tell me that a Latinx man and a Latinx woman right there. Like that's a-- Wait, is she a Latinx dude? Yes. You can definitely tell by that ass, dude. I don't know about that. White girls have butts now, too, sometimes. Not like this, dude. Did we get the name of the woman being arrested? I don't know why that would be held. Yeah, can we find her pick in real life? I'm sure there's a fucking muck shot of her somewhere, right? Start hitting her up in the DMs, dude. I mean, if she's down to fuck, I was over a stolen car. I mean, I guess you're looking at some years there. Yeah, just arrest her. Like, if you're out there, just arrest this woman. Yeah. You don't need to be a cop to arrest people. You can-- citizens arrest. And she's like, well, I'm down to fuck. Like, deal. OK. And I don't think you violated any kind of-- because you're not a cop. No. All you've done is make a deal with the lady. Woman is unidentified. Oh, boy. Well, let's identify her. Let's identify her, Bob. Let's do that today. You can trace the map of the varicose veins on her fat legs. And I think probably find where she is. It's not fat. She's just doing a lot of squats. I don't think she's doing a lot of squats for her every day. Do we have a higher resolution still image of this woman's legs? Because I feel like she's got some shit going on down there. And guys, to remind you, the monitor's real far away. I don't think it is. But it's not terrible, dude. I don't think it's just that the-- For both of these people? Look at how fat her legs are. No, bring that-- This looks like they would get married in the future. Are you just looking at black women? What is this, Bob? This is not your fucking personal time, Bob. Oh, damn it. We don't look up black when we do it on the job. Here is the-- there you go. Yeah, that is not a squat leg. Sorry. I think you're fine, though. No, I don't think you're fine. I think she wears heels in the dirt. She never gets out of it. That's what I think. I think he's fine. So what's going to happen to a homeboy then? What kind of time do you look at for something like that? For fucking a girl in the back of your car. You just lose your job? Yeah, he resigned in September. He'll probably move to a new state and get another job. And that's fine. Great. I'm fine with that. No harm, no foul. Yeah. Maybe he'll move to South Texas, right? Probably. Plenty of lotinks down here for him to have sex with him. He's probably here now. I bet you he got here a fucking six months ago. And he's been working here. Good for this guy. That looks like fun. What was the time on that, Bob? What was the time stamp? How late was it? Because that'll factor in as well. It was-- they picked him up at 140, and he had been in the car with her for an hour. So our 240. So 140 AM. Yes. When are you going to find something like that at 140 AM? He did the right thing. That's out of desperation. And you did the right thing. You're not going to find anybody that late at night. You know, who's down to fuck? Yeah. Andrew Diesclay used to say, if I take you out to dinner, I'm dropping a load in your presence. I don't feel like I don't care if I have to follow you up the driveway. But I'm going to come and you're going to be in the general area. Somewhere in the area. And I feel like if you're doing somebody a favor like this. Yeah. Right. It's like Louis C.K. I mean, if this is a cop and that look, you know, let's be realistic about this. If this is a police officer and it's a 15 year old kid with a fucking bag of weed, he just takes it and throws it down the gutter. Nobody bitches about that. No. I sure don't. I sure don't. Right? Because he's done that child a favor. Maybe this woman was on the wrong track. And now she's on the right track. She's probably converted to Christianity now. I hope so. I bet she's going to church every day. Through Christ, anything is possible. I don't know about anything. Well, if she almost got out of this here through Christ. And again, Bob, one more time on that pick. 240 in the morning. That's the best you can do, friend. Sorry about it. Not like you're getting models at that time. And by the looks of him and looks at her, it looks like a fun night of salsa dancing on Tuesdays. Guy? She looks like she's had some salsa for sure. Oh, yeah. Quite a bit of it as a matter of fact. And it all goes to that A. She might be drinking a direct. You think she's just straight to the mouth? I feel like a woman with legs that look like that and a body that looks like that that's offering to fuck some cop in the back of a cop car has probably HIV. Squats. Yes, something. Squats. It's not squats. That is not squat legs, dude. Squats. I'm sorry. Delco final verdict. She hasn't worked out a day in her life. Boy, that hurts, dude. That hurts. That hurts. You heard Eric Adams, the mayor in New York. Do you want me to make a fun? Great swimmers, those people. Great swimmers, dude. She's swam over here. And now we're going to fucking dirty her up. If that woman got in a pool, she would sink to the bottom of it. She sure would not, dude. She would fly. No. She would fly. Like fucking R. Kelly, dude. Probably a bad example in the last one, but whatever, man, I'm rolling today. What do you think her weight is? She's probably 165. That woman weighs 180 pounds minimum. No. Look at the size of her. Oh, god, dear legs. She's hunched over. No, you can't hunch over it and make your legs look fat. It's an unflattering angle, dude. There's no angle to flatter this fat piece of shit. It's why it pools. You have a chaise lounge chair, so you can stretch all the way out. You can't put your fucking stumps back in that close to your body and make it look sweet on body. It's a 90-- Her knee is at a 90-degree angle. She's not fucking stumped up. Her mouth is probably at that 90-degree angle. Yeah, probably. For some amount of time, yeah. So how much semen was all over this guy when they got him out of the back? I think they said six and a half gallons. Jesus Christ. Worth it. Well, I mean, if he can come like that, there are other employment opportunities for him. Sure, right. Just saying. For sure. Maybe these two hook-up later on started only fans together. He used the money to bail her out of jail. Yes. Two-- what do you call it? Uh, two latinxers? Uh, Jade's saying "Gunt Town." "Gunt Town?" "Gunt Town, USA." Population two fat Mexicans. Bean dip, university dude. Whatever. Whatever, you come up with your own-- your own saying there. I'm a fan of this lady, and I'm not going to shit her in it. 2.40 in the morning. You guys have done worse. There's an entire bachelor party back there. Oh, yeah. They're probably-- All these fucking dirtbags. At least one of these dudes is getting raped by the rainy street ripper tonight. Yes. Right, you would think. At least one of them. Easily, you guys are getting raped. Why don't you get-- is getting raped, sir? I didn't even think about that, but yeah, they're not all leaving Austin alive. No, definitely not, no. I didn't know they're leaving the studio alive. You guys have a ride, a party bus or something, at least? No? No, that is free-balling. No, at least two of them. One will die, and one will suffer a catastrophic permanent injury. That's my guess. That's my guess, too. Yeah. That's my guess, too. And they see them into it, which is nice. Yeah, and we'll bring you up at the end here. How old's your lady that you're getting married to? They do. 32. Okay. How old are you? 14, somebody said. No, that's Wanda Franco from the Tampa Bay race. That was 15, sir. Thank you very much. Was it? Was it 14 out of her mom? I think it was 14. I mean, his number is five on the team. Sure. So, who's over that? What's the age of your lady there? She's 32, as well? All right, so you guys are done with the bullshit. She's not going to be happy about today's video. Wait, how old are you? He's 32. 36. No. Oh, you're 36. Oh, okay, got you. Yeah. Good. Makes sense. Don't ever, don't, don't ever, if you're a woman, date a man younger than you. No, I was the huge mistake. What's the, how long has been together? What's the age? Seven? Seven years old. Look at you guys, dude. Proud of you. Seven years. All right. You'll be fine, I think. Yeah. First marriage, at least. Yeah. All right, first marriage. First marriage. Beautiful people on both sides. Now we got our first sponsors. Go spend.com/drinkimbroze, 50% off. Every single item in the entire store, go to the wide. Here's the new one here. We got the massage topper. Boom. Joel's got that out in his crime camper out there. Out in the RV behind the studio. And I'm sure it looks like a crime scene. I'm sure it does. Blood and cum everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Maybe some sand as well. It looks like the, the back seat of that cop car in San Diego right now. It's out there. 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No interest as long as you have decent credit over there. Check that box and stretch it out over three years, dude. It's Biden's America right now. Inflations that are fucking record high, credit cards are at record high. What's one more thing on it at this point? Who cares? Are they, they're forgiving what? Student loans, right? So maybe they'll forgive Chase credit cards or whatever the fuck you have. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that. I don't know. I mean, look, drive it like you stole it. That's what they say, right? And that's what I've been doing in my bed. It sure is. Next up, we got the Google algorithm leak that has shocked the world. Google's search algorithm is perhaps the most consequential system on the internet dictating what sites live and die and what content on the web looks like. But how exactly Google ranks websites has long been a mystery pieced together by journalists, researchers, and people working in search engine optimization. Now, an explosive leak that purports to show thousands of pages of internal documents appears to offer an unprecedented look under the hood of how the search works. And it also suggests that Google hasn't been entirely truthful for a year or so. Yeah, yeah. So a lot of the stuff and it's still, I downloaded all of it. You did? Because I'm sure Google's going to sue to have it taken down from the internet. But I have all of it. So, and a bunch of other people do as well. You can never get rid of anything on the internet. So what does it say when you went through it? Except for LeBron James' dad. God damn, it's hard to find in there. Like LeBron James did a better job of getting rid of his dad than his dad did of leaving him as a child. It's unbelievable, isn't it? It's impressive, to be honest. At any rate, we don't know the full scope of all this stuff. What I do know is ABC is a publicly traded company, right? Alphabet, the fucking, what do you call it? The parent company of Google is a publicly traded company. So if they've been intentionally misleading shareholders about certain things, that's a problem. They're in a huge antitrust suit. I think the biggest one ever right now. So they just settled that. Yeah. So they wrote the full check. They said they did probably knowing that this was coming because. Oh, you think so? Yeah, I would think so. Yeah. So that happens about 72 hours ago, somewhere in that neighborhood. And it was supposed to go to trial at the end of this week. And they were like, now we're good. We'll write the full check. What's the amount? So they wrote the full amount. They didn't even negotiate. They didn't plea or anything in that. I mean, I guess to their credit. So the details shared by Fishkin, who's the guy who leaked all this shit, Rand Fishkin. He worked in SEO for more of the decade. Source shit, 2,500 pages of documents with him that have their modules, all the key, everything, 2,500 pages of this stuff. Holy shit. They're dense and tactical. So it's going to take some time for people to unpack this and find out what's really in there. The content of the leak are also not necessarily proof. The Google uses the specific data and signals it mentions for search rankings, but it does seem like that is the case, right? He goes on to say that lied is a harsh way to put it, but the only accurate word to use here, while I don't necessarily fault Google's public representatives for protecting their proprietary information. I do take issue with their efforts to actively discredit people in the marketing tech and journalism worlds who have presented reproducible discoveries, people who have beta tested some of the search results and able to reproduce them in this open system, right? I don't know how this is going to go. I think they knew they were going to lose this anti-trust suit. That's why they settled so fucking easily because no company wants to settle with the government. Usually you can drag the government out and fucking pay pennies on the dollar that you would have had to pay for a fine. If you're especially a huge company with an in-house legal team like this, they settled pretty readily, but now the internet has its hands on this, and they're going to tear this thing apart. I would assume that the entire algorithm has already been fed into chat, GBT, and Grock and a bunch of other AI programs to pull the fucking scan away and see what's inside there. Keep an eye on it. It's going to be pretty interesting. Going back to this anti-trust suit, if you don't know what that was over, essentially what it was over was them giving favoritism SEO-wise through Google Search to websites that it advertised with them. So the rest of the websites, let's say it was a let's take hard AF Seltzer, for example. If you type that in, I believe white claw comes up first. They're paying the most amount of money out of pocket behind them. Which is exactly by the way they're on the page. Exactly what they do on YouTube, right? If you're they get to decide based on content who's monetizing who's not. And then if you advertise, if you spend money to break through that as well, like in Google Search advertising, that gets a big bonus from them. So it's a pay-to-play system. And it is an anti-trust suit because they are the largest search engine by a wide majority in the world. Same close. So I think you're going to see more personal lawsuits now. Like that was a DOJ anti-trust suit. I think you're going to see more lawsuits, maybe class action suits. Probably some of them filed here in Texas, if I'm on the right track here. Well, you and I have a lot of friends that have worked for Google over the past. And I've heard the same thing out of every former employee, current employee, all that shit is Google has enough money to pay for this and they don't care. They're cheating right in front of your face. And if they get caught, it's a check. So what does it really matter at the end of the day? And truthfully, let's say I'm Google, I continue doing this, knowing that I can just stroke a check at the end of the day and get rid of this. Facebook did this all the fucking time. Sure. And there's no political will from DC to really follow up on this, because they're all getting paid. Yeah. Or they're advertising via Google. So their shit's going to get bumped to the top. So it's a win-win for the company. It's a win-win for the governments. And you're just writing a check that let's face it, you're not getting in taxes anyways. Because Google's not paying their taxes. This is essentially the way to enforce Google actually paying taxes at the end of the year. And this will just keep popping up for them over and over and over again. I believe the same thing about Apple as well on Amazon. I don't think they give a fuck. Well, they're like, "Great. What's the number? Great. Here's the check." Yeah, they don't care. Well, they don't give a shit. And it's sad. Now, on the reverse of this, sure, you could say, "Well, why doesn't anybody create a fucking new search engine?" They have. Bing is out there. Do you know anybody who uses Bing? DuckDuckGo is the way to go. DuckDuckGo? Bing is-- DuckDuckGo got purchased by Google, I believe, didn't they? Stop. Did they really? Somebody bought them relatively recently. Okay. But look, I've met one person who uses Bing and they ended up being a serial killer. They're the rest of their behind bars and they're the rest of their lives. Other than that, nobody uses fucking Bing. We used to use, what, DuckDuckGo? What was the other one too? There was one more search engine. What was it? Oh, yeah, Ash Sheaves. Come on, that's so funny, my wife loves Ash Sheaves. She loves it. Never caught on, unfortunately. Big fan of Ash Sheaves, you know, with the-- Ah, they're a little waiter. They're still independent. Okay, they are? Yeah. And why do you use DuckDuckGo, Bob? I mean, I mostly use Google, but DuckDuckGo, if I think Google is not giving me what I need, I will go to DuckDuckGo. Okay. Because they're more-- It seems like they're more even-handed. Like, they're not as rigged as Google. I don't think Google's like horribly rigged. Like, it's pretty benign for most searches, but there's certain things where I'll maybe with the news or something, we'll be like, I don't think I'm getting the results that I should be getting. Yeah, here's an example. So there was-- Let me pull up the article very quick. There was a-- Some trans stabbing people or some shit. Yep. And let's see. Stabbing Rampage at movie theater, stabbed people ranging in ages from 9 to 17. It looks like it was in-- Let's see, this is on the Beltway Report. So it was somewhere in the DC area, I imagine. Was-- I know it was in Braintree, Massachusetts. Couldn't find it. And they-- Like, I searched Google for-- Or I-- Someone was looking for it and searched Google for all the proper keywords that I can see in this article right now. And it wouldn't show up. And they had to go to Twitter to find it. Right? Because everything they fucking found was linking to fucking pro-trans sites. So they definitely do that. They fucking did it during COVID. Right? They did it for the Hunter Biden thing. They shut that down. Yep. Remember that new fucking feature that Google came out with? Oh, search results are changing fast. So be careful about what you read. Like, why don't you suck both of my fucking balls, Google? How about that? Like, we don't trust any of those people I would imagine, right? No. And the other thing too-- And we'll go back to that Hunter Biden thing. What Trump is currently being charged with, what they're saying, is it's a catch-and-kill story. That's why the National Choir president is involved and things like that, that he was trying to catch and kill the story. Story was already out there. Story of me, Damos, thing was already out there. It was public info and everything else. Now that Hunter Biden one was actually caught and killed. They removed it from Facebook, New York posts, all that other shit. We couldn't even repost it via Google. And it was, hey, dude, that doesn't exist. Sorry, man. So yeah, they're doing this shit. It just depends on which side you're on. And for Google, I expect business as usual. They're not changing. LeBlanc, the white, also pointed out, I saw this floating around as a meme earlier this week. With domestic violence issues, there are different results from men seeking help versus women seeking help. Let's see if we can recreate this right quick, Bob. Google, what should I do if my husband's yelling at me? Put it up on screen. Yeah, we'll see what the first thing that comes up is. And it's a help is available thing, right? That's what I saw. Now, do the same thing, but what should I do if my wife is yelling at me? Hmm. Well, that's been changed as of like this week. Because I saw it on Tuesday and I recreated it out of my home computer. And it had like an explanation of why a woman might be upset. Really? Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, but I mean, let's be real. If you're a man and you're getting domestically violated by your wife, then you're not you come on now. Yeah, I mean, let's just hope solo. I mean, she put the fucking beat down. I mean, what do you think she was doing kicking soccer balls into his chest? Bro, she's a fucking baller, dude. I look, I'll rip her butthole out and wear it like a sombrero before she hits me, buddy. There is a reason that her asshole is on this set right. She might break your leg before you can get to her. I agree, dude. Those leg kicks are vicious. No, she's going to kick you in the shin and shatter your fucking leg. That's not going to happen. It sure is going to happen. There's nothing to do about it. Yep. I know. A lot of the ass to pull those cleats out. What are I going to do? Give her time to lace up some fucking spikes. Get out of here. No, she's ready. She's already ready. She comes in ready. I don't think she takes off the cleats until she fucking hits the mattress. Here's what we know about it for sure. She blacks out at fucking Target. Right. So I'm not getting a lot of you blacks out. Yeah, get in line. There's a lot of people that black out at Target, all right? No. I might black out here today, testing these samples. Bryant, shout out. You got the fucking orange, right? I'm going to call you after this. God damn, this is good. Ready to rock. Next up, sponsor wise. We got mybookie.com. Promico drinking, bros, doubles that first deposit. All the way up to a thousand dollars. Get off the couch and get into the action today with my bookie and turn your love of sports into your new side hustle. Big game tonight. Mavericks could close it out against the Timberwolves. However, they're playing in Minnesota tonight. Delco, it's minus four and a half for Minnesota. Who do you got? I am riding my, uh, Timberwolves to come back. Yeah, win the series in four in a row. Let's do it. They're not going to win the series. No, win the series. But I think they will win tonight's game. Get them right now. They're like 14 to one to win the title. I think it's, uh, I think Mav's in six, but I think the excitement at home. I think Ant-Man's all jacked up tonight. It's going to be a wild scene there. Great game to watch. But yeah, I think the timber will always win this one. My live line it during the game to see how this is shaken out. But if you're the Mavericks and you've got this time, this much time off, because the next, you know, the first game is going to start to like June 8th. Well, I mean, Boston's got a lot of time off. Tons. I'd rather play, I think. The sixth. Oh, the sixth. Yes, you're going to have four. I'd rather play. The boss is going to end up no matter what, with what eight days off. I think rest is good in basketball. No, every first game, when there's long rest, they end up losing. It's just the first game, though. Yeah, right. Yep, as always, there's the first game and then come back. I remember when the Lakers had it against the 76ers, and it was just, I mean, it looked like a fucking dead team. Yep. But I'll see how it goes. And then there's NHL playoffs, Florida Panthers at the Rangers tonight. Oh, I would never normally root for a New York-based team, but Sean Avery is our friend and he sent me a hockey sweater in the mail. So I kind of have to, you know. I signed it. No, he didn't, actually. It's also not the right size. That's nice. So good Panthers. Extra medium, dude. Is it a medium? Actually, I don't know. I didn't look at the size. I just know it's too small for me. But I've got somebody who can wear it. So it's fine. But yeah, I think the Rangers are going to win tonight. No. Yeah, I got the Rangers tonight. Panthers have been the better team all series. The Rangers have won like bullshit games in overtime. No. A lot. They won a bunch against the Keynes. I'm talking with you. I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. Panthers are a way better team. Panthers are better and more physical. The Rangers have a better goalie, in my opinion. And they also are goons. So Panthers are buying large, more physical. The Rangers are more willing to fight. They need to get Rempy out there. Let him let Rempy tear somebody's fucking bean bag off. Yep. Like, Rip is not sack off and let it roll around. Like a fucking set of roll of paper towels. Just like, fuck somebody up immediately when the game starts. I agree. But I think they're going to win tonight. So do I. Madison Square Garden rocks and playoff time, man. It's it's a hard atmosphere to be. All in on the Rangers tonight. And I think Minnesota Timberwolves win as well. If you guys have not checked out Delco Dan and Bob's live casino show and drinking bro sports YouTube, it's a fucking blast. So on my bookie.com, they actually let you play against real dealers. So when they're playing Blackjack, it's a real dealer. If you're playing roulette, real everything, they don't. They can't hear you, right? They can't hear you cursed at them. That's the deal. No, no, no. Yeah, they cry. But they do give you like funny things of like, oh, sorry. Sorry. They're like, ah, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough loss, tough loss, which is cool. So you least know it's real. And then you can pop it up on screen. You're playing against real people over there. gigantic fan of these guys, all 50 states, go to my bookie.com and other promo code drinking bros to double that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. And then subscribe to drinking bros sports. I'm a big fan of your show, by the way. IQC about four or five of these a week. I just watched yours. God damn, it's good, man. You guys are doing a great job with it. Hey, do you know who Darren Waller is? Yes. Tight end. Okay. One of the best. So he just got divorced from his wife, Kelsey Plum. Oh, yeah, the WNBA player, she's attractive. And he dropped a music video about the divorce. It's on Barstool. So just go to Barstool. They'd post it like an hour ago. Can we drop it on YouTube? Ah, he would probably be on the ropes. I just don't know. Why did he do this? What show images? I don't know what the fuck is happening. Whoa. Is that what he looks like now? Yeah. He keeps getting tattoos like over and over and over again. What is what is this? What's happening? So I think this guy will be the next Aaron Hernandez. Oh, you think he's a gay lord? I know. The audience is freaking out back there. No, because Aaron Hernandez. His past is, hey, his past guys is like severe alcoholism, drug use, like all kinds of crazy shit. And I think... Hernandez killed people in college. Right. This guy though is going to kill one person. Like, sorry, Aaron Hernandez was better. Yes. Aaron Hernandez was a better player, better murderer. I'll give you all of that. Better race stats. Yes. So I'll, I'm just saying. I don't know if he was a better player. Then Darren Waller? Yeah. He was really good. Aaron Hernandez was really good. Goddamn. He was one of the best Titans of all time. No, he wasn't. He was so good that Urban Meyer was like, bro, I'll, yes, we'll cover up the murders. Are you talking about him in college? Both. College, NFL. That deal, he signed with the Patriots, was the highest of any tight end ever at the time. Come on, man. He was great. Look at his numbers. He beat them all the way. I'm looking at him. He played three seasons. What was his numbers? Uh, let's see. I bet you they were incredible. Did he break a thousand yards? Uh, no. What'd he get? In the NFL? Highest he ever had was 910. And then the other two seasons he had 563 and 483. That's fucking relaxed. Oh, but he, he played with Gronk. Yeah. He played Gronk where he was number two. Yeah. Oh, so theoretically, he's like, come on, man. You put him on, uh, on a team like, uh, let's say the lions. He puts up 1500 yards, dude. No. Um, so who's this girl in the video there? Show that, that image right there. Is that supposed to be? Maybe. His ex-wife. Did he find a doppelganger for? And because that's kind of funny if he did that. You know why they got divorced though, right, Bob? I do not. It was the popcorn eating video during the Caitlin Clark game. Well, I don't know what happened. Type in Kelsey Plumb, popcorn eating. And then it'll, it'll pop right up. And every dude in America was immediately turned off by it where they were like, um, sorry, man, you gotta, you gotta get the fuck out of there. You gotta pack up your shit. Oh, we, there it is right there. Enjoying the popcorn. Yep. Just let her go. What's wrong with that? I let her go. She keeps doing it over and over and over. She's just being goofy. Yeah. What, what's the problem? It's the typical goofy white girl shit that like, Darren Waller fucks. He's got tattoos on his goddamn neck. He wants to choke women in bed. He wants to get spit on maybe shit on. This isn't the fucking girl for him. Kelsey's 29 years old. And she's acting goofy at the fucking basketball game. You need a fucking gangster. Like he's looking for a, he's looking for a, he's looking for clown tears. She's an absolute can. Doesn't matter. He's looking for clown tears in the bedroom. Like he wants to get cut. He wants a fucking box cutter underneath the pillowcase to come out and slice him right as he comes. Well, maybe he should get a Mohican instead of a white girl. Maybe she, you know what, you know who we shit date? This is the girl in the back of that police fucking cruiser. Look at this arm. Not saying she's not a great athlete. Boom, dude. Not saying that. D1 athlete right there. She's an amazing player. I'm just saying D1 athlete. I get it. I understand that. But he's not looking for that. He wants to get cut with a fucking box cutter in the bedroom, dude. I don't know if you got that line on your taint that connects it. And it's like, man, did the doctor show that? Like, how did that amazing line get there to connect to him? It's a seam. Yeah, yeah. That's what he wants. Somebody who can just recreate that fucking seam. I feel like with an arm like that, she would be able to beat up his bean bag pretty well. Didn't do it, apparently. Yeah, maybe make videos. Maybe it wasn't capability. Maybe it was performance, which is not the same thing, right? Yep. She's eating popcorn like that. No, I'm sorry. Like, you can go out and act like an idiot when you're doing your job at home, honey. But my bean bag, there's not a scar on it. What the fuck are we even doing here? Why are we even together? And that's probably what led to him making this music video. He wants one of those Montana knives, dude. One of those. What's the goat one? Uh, stone goat. Yeah. He wants a stone goat. He's right to that bean bag, dude. And then, boom, you got to sew it back up at the end. Right as you're fucking. Well, maybe that was the problem. Maybe she doesn't know how to sew. Maybe. Maybe, who knows? I guess we'll find out in the divorce procedures. Yeah, I'm sure that's going to be in the pay for work. I'm sure. Today's going off with the rails. Next up, smoke less bets. We joke around about bringing back smoking. Like we did when America was a proper country. And it was. It was a proper country. Yeah. Sigs inside. Sigs inside. But the reality is smoking is terrible for you. And the jury is out on that. I don't want to hear about the pesticides and all that. Which while a contributing factor, does an account for historical cases of mouth, throat, and lung cancer. We've witnessed- Mike, Ulysses S. Grant, for example, died. He was smoking like 20 cigars a day. So after he won the battle in Tennessee and he moved out west, or the first battle in Tennessee before he moved out west, or I'm sorry, back east to fight Robert E. Lee. Somebody drew a painting of him or painted a painting of him with him smoking a cigar. So people around the north sent him 5,000 cigars in the mail. Right. And he started smoking 20 of them a day. No shit. He got mouth, lung, butt hole, eye cancer, every kind of cancer. That was probably his entire net worth. He was a broke motherfucker. He was a broke bastard, yeah. And then this is pre-pesticides. I don't want to hear about that bullshit. That's not what caused the cancer. Now you have to have the right gene for it, obviously, to get the cancer. But let's be frank, most of you assholes have been exposed to enough toxic shit on deployments, or at the scenes of accidents, or fires, if you're a firefighter or all the stuff. Including yourself with the burn pits and all this shit. Your body just doesn't need any more of that nonsense. So at present, they're an estimated 1 million veterans who are actively trying to quit smoking, and the VA has failed miserably, providing the necessary services for that. I know they tried to go through it as well. And they just gave me gum. I'm like, this isn't going to work. So I just quit on my own, right, which is tough. But it's very hard to quit cold turkey. They've also consistently lied to people about the proven methods for quitting and failing to adopt innovative non-cigarette products. So that's why we've been talking to this organization called smokelessvets.org, right? They're smoking cessation nonprofit. Their website isn't even up yet. But this is how new this project is. So their mission is to reduce the number of veteran smokers by 50% by 2025 through both education and advocacy. So according to public health England, e-cigarettes or jewels or whatever you want to call them, right, are 95% less harmful than smoking cigarettes. All these motherfuckers that are out there saying that it's not, they're all you're going to die from that too. All they're trying to do is, it's just like the soda tax in New York. They're trying to ban shit. It's just liberals trying to ban shit. There's absolute nonsense. Nicotine, pouches, and e-cigarettes are way better for you. There's no question about that. That's why you see Jesse out there jeweling a rule in all the time. Correct. Instead of ripping heaters. Unfortunately, the VA and the Biden administration have completely failed about this by either refusing to reform them of all the pathways available or outright lying about the product, right? And why are they lying about the product? I have no fucking idea, but there's money involved. A hundred percent. Somehow, right? Maybe they're selling shanticks, that pill. Oh, with Ray Liotta. Pull up a shanticks commercial. I mean, honestly, I honestly don't know the cause. All I know is that they're outright lying about it. And there's a mountain of fucking data against what they're saying, which is nothing new from the government. See COVID, right? So the VA has actually published a bunch of non-perivute studies suggesting vapes cause cancer. There's not one fucking study that shows that. Not one anywhere. There's the nicotine is an addictive chemical. That part is true, but there's no indication that that or vapes are causing anybody cancer. Doesn't that research does not exist. So according to the New England Journal of Medicine, which is one of the standards, right? For medical publications. Alternative nicotine products like ESIGs and are among the most effective cessation tools, while other nicotine products made available in the PX or pharmacy are less effective. So we'll be talking about this more in the next couple of months, right? Don't listen to the Biden-Admins bullshit. That's a general rule. Or don't listen to anybody in government, really. And definitely don't listen to the VA because they're outright lying about this stuff. The alternatives are not only better, but they're proven method of quitting, right? We've had some of these on before, like the little wood pipe that we had for a while, right? There's a number of different ways we'll be talking about. We got Lucy, there's Black Buffalo, there's Bunch. And they're helpful for quitting, by the way. This already exists to provide veterans and their families real data and the truth that the VA is failing to provide. This isn't like that. You know that truth campaign? You know who makes those fucking videos about tobacco? The tobacco companies. Oh, no shit. Yeah, it's part of the fucking lawsuit that they have to make them. So how do you really trust anything that that shit says? No, not at all. What's odd to me is that there are people still smoking. I know you guys have a phrase, smoking and joking in the military all the time, but did they even let you smoke in the military? No one's ever let me do anything in my life, just to be clear, right? Because fuck that, but yeah, people still smoke, sure. All right, I don't see it that often. It's not a great idea. For me and my wife, we smoked for years. I quit shit, man. I quit right after I got out of the army, because it was like, man, this sucks. I want to say it was 2010. I mean, it's been a while. It's been like 14 years. And it's very, very fucking difficult. I did switch to like pouches and things like that and slowly like wean myself off of it, but it's a fucking bitch, dude. You know, the other part too is if you're in Texas, it's a hundred fucking 10 degrees. Like, Homeboy yesterday smoked cigarettes. Yeah. And he was going outside smoking, just sweating his ass off. And I was like, man, is that cigarette worth it? You know? Yeah, it's not. It's not. It's not. But there's plenty of alternatives and all that other shit. I just don't know why they're trying to hide it from people in the military. Well, another interesting question as well is why they're trying to hide the breaches of military bases that have been happening recently. But we'll talk about this after the next advertisement. For sure. Next up, Adwise, got bioproteintech.com. Promo code drinking bro is going to get you $30 off your first order. Guys, if you're over 30, you're going to want to hear this. Your hormones suck, okay? 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Arm guards immediately stop them and the bases top brass quickly covered up the incidents. The reason for bearing the incident? Well, it's an election year for President Biden. And this type of news is politically explosive. The suspects were two Jordanian nationals, one reportedly on the FBI's terror watch list. Raising suspicions that they had entered illegally through the Biden administration's open southern border. As one report says, adding this could have been a dry run for a potential vehicle born improvised explosive device. Yeah, the federal government is trying to call this a recke, a recon, right? You don't send people through the gate on a recon. You take photos, video, so on, right? Like, this is a penetration test. That's what we call that, right? Yeah. And I don't mean the way that most of you have never penetrated a woman before. I mean, penetrating the base. That's what this is. Now, Potomac Local News first reported the incidents since then. The New York Post exposed how the May 3rd incident was covered up, even for those on base for two weeks. I've heard this from multiple people that are stationed up there. They had no idea for about two weeks that this had even happened. The two Jordanian nationals had tried to enter the fucking base illegally. Matt Stricklow was the first to report the incident with the local news alley. Told the New York Post. After I raised the alarm, I had people who work at Quantico messaging me, saying, "Holy fuck, when did this even happen?" He said, "Two weeks after it happened, Quantico finally put an email out to its employees on the base, letting them know." It was basically, "Fuck, guys. I guess we aren't going to be able to keep this a secret anymore. We should try to do some COIA, cover your ass," who said Strickland, who's a former Blackwater contractor, Combat Incident Analysis now, at the National Ground Intelligence Center. He continued that every American has a right to know what happened to Quantico, adding citizens have a right to know what is going on in their backyard. Well, why is that? The New York Post explained this. Reports speculated that two men arrested had recently crossed the southern border into the US, and when they say speculately, they mean that people on Border Patrol told them that's what happened, right? These two men are on the US government's terrorist watch list. Strickland was told one of the people involved had a Virginia ID, which was almost definitely a fake, right? So they have fake government issue ID, while the other one was a known terrorist. So you have one guy that's a terrorist, one guy with a fake ID. The Post has not been able to independently verify either of these things yet. So TBD on that, both men are in ICE custody now, Immigration Customs Enforcement. Authorities would not comment further. Only saying that the two will remain in ICE custody until deported, which means they don't want them talking to anybody else, right? Why would they even be deported? Sorry to interrupt you there. Because they're illegal immigrants. But wouldn't you try them first here? Or how does that work? I mean, for a misdemeanor like that, why try them and put them in jail for $45,000 a year, instead of just sending them back to Jordan. Now, Jordan is an ally of ours. So what will likely happen here, and this is speculation on my part, but based on my history, I would say that they're going to get sent to Jordan, and you'll never hear from these two cunts again. Jordan intelligence does not fuck around. I mean, when we did extraordinary rendition, which has taken somebody to a black site, where we're not technically culpable for what happens, that's who did a lot of the torture for us, right? Back of the day, this is a matter of public record. Who would they be keeping that information from? Is what Strigle continued saying. The reasoning would be so the terrorists, or whomever the Jordanians are working for, don't know all the information. But whoever those two Jordanian men are working for, already know what they had planned to do, and that they were apprehended. The only people who don't know are the American people. So that's why he thinks it was a cover-up. The secrecy is purposeful, because it was illegal immigrants. One of whom was on the terror watch list, and also breached the goddamn gates of Quantico, which is a secure military facility. And they're just allowing these illegal immigrants to come across the border. If we've discussed many, many times now, there's at least 400 people on the terrorist watch list, who have crossed the southern borders, and Biden took office. 400, 19 people did 9/11. Anybody from Jordan? No. Jordan didn't fuck around over there, like you said earlier, man. No, these people, well, you will never hear from these guys again. Absolutely not. They will have their heads cut off as soon as they hit Jordanian ears. They love America, and they're trying to revamp the image over there. So yeah, these guys will be fucking headless. King Abdullah is gonna, he'll kill these guys, for sure. No question about it. Easily. But bizarre story of why they're trying to cover it up. Can you cover it up, though, at this point, with immigration? I mean, I think it's just too big of a story. Like, even these two guys, here's sure, but I mean, there's videos every goddamn day. I don't think you can cover up anything anymore, because people are fucking pissed. The people who would normally be in charge of keeping these secrets are done with it. Yeah. They're fucking tired of this shit. There's leaks every single day. I mean, fucking somebody from Google leaked all of their shit. Can you imagine that? Like, at any point during the last fucking 25 years of Google's dominance, could you have imagined somebody leaking their algorithm? No, I mean, not a million years. It just happened, and people are looking at it, but they're like, "Fuck, yeah." Why not? Well, let me ask you this. Could we take it? Take what? Take the algorithm and do the same thing, or do they change it after that? Oh, I don't know. I don't know, no, no, because a lot of it is about name recognition and shit like that, right? Gotcha. I didn't know if it was related to businesses and how to bump your own business up to the top of the-- I mean, maybe, yeah. You could definitely gamify the system now, if that's what you mean. Yeah, yeah. 100%, okay. So I'm sure businesses are out there doing this as we speak. They fucking should be. They'll be dumb not to. I know. So we'll keep an eye on that. Next up, we got some Chechen updates. You may recall the story last week of a special operations operator smoking some dummy in Carthage, North Carolina. Well, we have a few updates that we got here. The first update is they were both illegal immigrants. So two dudes from Chechnya, which is a terrorist country, right, a state sponsor of terrorism, and also allied to some degree with what all these constant Washington right now say is our enemy, Russia, you know? So they were illegal immigrants from a known antagonistic country supported by one of the other global powers. A small correction to the first story, their electronics are with the military and not the NSA, which means something, right? If this were a mere criminal investigation, or it had anything to do with immigration specifically, then this stuff would have gone to the FBI or ICE and then to the NSA after that for exploitation. Instead, it went to the military, which means DIA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, or maybe Task Force Orange, which is a, you can look that up on the internet. In addition, in addition, last week, we mentioned how these types of events have been going on and been on the rise since the Wagner group, JSOC, TIFF, happened about six years ago. I'm now hearing that this operator who killed the guy was directly involved in that operation, right? So this seems like they're trying to fucking come back on some of these guys. We can't be sure, but we can reasonably infer that the government believes this is a military, or recon, or spy operation. Otherwise, the FBI will be handling it and not the Department of Defense, right? And the typical US 2024 fashion, the alleged family of the spy who was killed has set up a GoFundMe account. Come on, man. Is that real? What's the fucking, can we look this up, Bob? Let's look up the GoFundMe for the spy. And what are they asking for? I don't know. I don't know. But they've got like a website in his honor, and there's like a GoFundMe attached to it. I don't know. My brother, he's spy. He got killed by American spying. Can we have money for funeral? We want two parking biggie on the headstone. Yeah. Chances are it's just the fucking Kremlin that did that, to be honest. I would would imagine would be ripped down. The company, so one, we know their illegal immigrants. Two, they were allegedly working for this company that does this, that does like contracting in the energy sector, some bullshit like that. Jennifer Griffin, who's Fox News National Security Correspondent. Right? Like she's been doing this for 40 fucking years. Yeah. They've been trying to reach out to the CEO of the company, and nobody can find a guy, or get in touch with him. So there's a lot going on here. Keep your eye on it. It's going to be, there might be a movie about this someday, to be honest. Great. Yeah. Who's playing the Russian guy? I don't know. Some dead dick, but it's... Go with a Scars guard. It isn't just me, by the way. The entire community is pissed off, that this dude got to clip somebody's state side, and we didn't. I know. Like for real. Yeah. It's, there's a thousand memes floating around right now. It's going to haunt your dreams forever. I hate it. I mean, I, you know, I love it for him. I don't love it that his family got threatened. I don't like that part. But being able to clip somebody's state side, man, that was good for him. God. You know what I mean? That's the last, is that the last thing on your bucket list? Yeah. I mean, you've been to every stadium. You've been to World Series, Super Bowls, all of it. That's got it, Masters. You've done all of it. Is the state side the last thing? It's, it's on a short list. Yeah. So... You got something to look up to. Something to look for. Next up, oh shit, do you have that Chantec side, dude? Let's play it. We don't have a, this is for Raylietta who's dead. Shove these pills up your fucking ass. Sign of Jersey for us. It's right behind Dan over there. RIP, dude. But this was some of his best work. Was, was Chantec's. Yeah, had it up on screen, Bob. I had a screen grab up on screen. Oh, you did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, were we, were we a ding for Chantec's? I don't think we know he's dead. I tried cold turkey. I tried the patch. They didn't work for me. I didn't think anything was going to work for me until I tried Chantec's. Chantec's, along with support, helps you quit smoking. Chantec's reduced my urge to smoke. I needed that to quit. And look, I tried to quit smoking with her with her. I don't, I don't, I'm not a doctor. Not a scientist. All I know is that Raylietta's fucking dead. I know. And Jesse is jouling and rolling every fucking day. That's all I know. My wife is alive. Yeah. My wife is alive. Take dad, however you want. When I see his face up on screen like that, Bob, I'm just, like I have the same thing with the, with a state side for you. I never got to do a line with Raylietta. I never got to do any cocaine with Raylietta. Oh, you mean cocaine? You know me in like reading a line. Yeah, no. I mean, like yours is a state side kill. Mine was to do cocaine with Raylietta. Now I've got to find a new dream. And whenever I see a Chantec's video or an old movie pop up, like field of dreams, I'm like, man, I never got to do cocaine with that guy. Yeah, I would have loved to have done LSD with like Hunter Thompson or Tim Leary or somebody, right? Great. Poutine power gave us five bucks and said bandies nuts. Ah, okay. So I like that. Well, what are you going to make your shirt about it? Yeah, so June is PTSD awareness month. And don't be surprised if you see a shirt that says something PTSD is related. Yeah. We might have something in the old bro box. And the proceeds may go to some charity or another. Yes. Yes. That's how it goes. Next up, Chief Justice Roberts rejects the Senate Democrats' request to discuss Supreme Court ethics. Chief Justice John Roberts on Thursday declined an invitation to meet with Democratic senators to talk about Supreme Court ethics and the controversy over flags that flew outside homes owned by Justice Samuel Alito. Roberts' response came in a letter to the senators a day after Alito separately wrote them. And House members to reject their demands that he recuse himself from the major Supreme Court cases involving former President Donald Trump and the January 6 rioters because of the flags, which are those carried by rioters at the J6 2021 attack on the Capitol. Senator Judith Geri. Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin, old Dick Durbin out of Illinois and Senator Sheldon White House, Democrat out of Rhode Island, a member of the Judiciary panel had written Roberts a week ago to ask for the meeting and that Roberts take steps to ensure that Alito recuses himself from any cases before the court concerning the January 6 attack on the former Republican attempts to overturn the election. Now, Bob, if you can pull this up, he actually sent the letter and it was posted to Twitter. I actually think we might have a video of him reading it. Bob, I just sent it to the drinking bros email if you're going to check that out. You got a video of him reading the Senate? I think we found a video of him reading it. May be great pumping up, dude. Let's see it. Yeah. You don't ever get to hear it live. Like, that's nice. It's very rare that we get, so I mean, you know, we got a pretty big show. So every now and again, we'll get a tip and inside tip. Is it not in there, Bob? Hogged out, logged out. For fuck's sake. Actually, it's not in there. Bob, dude. I'm logged in on, I just logged in on mine and it did not get said. Oh, I'll, I'll air drop it in. Air drop D's nuts. Yeah, there you go. Ross's iMac, right? Boom. Boom. Look at that. Dude, it's still going strong, Ross's iMac. After all these guys. After all these guys. Yeah, go ahead and throw that up there. Outside, nerd. Get out. Go. I ain't got time to be distracted by your worthless chime is going. Yeah, that's what Robert's had to say about it. I don't know what what he was wearing there, but. No, Bob, you can go to Twitter and pull up the actual letter itself from Justice Roberts there and pop it on screen. I'll read aloud. Dear Chairman Derman and Senator White House, thank you for your letter of May 23rd, 2024, and regards to questions concerning any justices, participation, and pending cases. The members of the Supreme Court recently affirmed the practice we have followed for 235 years pursuant to which individual justices decide recusal issues. See commentary of code of conduct for justices of Supreme Court of the United States at 11 November 13th, 2023, statement of ethics and principles and practices at two April 25th, 2023. It is my understanding that Justice Alito has sent you a letter addressing this subject. I must respectfully decline your request for a meeting as noted in my letter to Chairman Derman last April, apart from ceremonial events, only on rare occasions and our nation's history has a sitting chief justice met with legislators even in a public setting such as a committee hearing with members of both major political parties present, separation of powers concerns, and the importance of preserving judicial independence council against any such appearances. Moreover, the format proposed a meeting with leaders of only one party who have expressed an interest in matters currently pending for the courts simply underscores that participating in such a meeting would be inadvisable, respectfully, Justice Roberts. And he was all done with that fucking bullshit. I'm surprised he responded. Go outside nerd. Go outside nerd. Anybody got time for your chime ins. Nothing, nothing, nothing new here, nothing to see here, boy. That's what I wish you would have said and I wish we would elect more people like that, but we don't. If we could elect Brother Baby Billy. Oh, Uncle Baby Billy. Well, Brother Baby Billy. No, he's, well, it depends on who he is. Yeah, that's who he's to me. He's not my uncle. Yeah, he's not my uncle. He's brother Baby Billy to me. If we elect him, I don't care what he runs for, I'll vote for it. Same, same. Walt Goggins I'm all in on. Yeah. Do you guys watch the Amazon series? Is it all out? Yes, it's great. Is it really? All right. I mean, it's fucking savage. Really? Yeah. Shit, all right. I'm in now. It's like kind of a dark comedy slasher almost in a lot of ways. It's really good. All right, I'm in. Next up, we got the dumbest criminal alive. A Michigan judge was astonished when a defendant charged with driving. Have you seen this? Oh, it's the great, I just saw last night. I mean, it's like the greatest thing of all time. Ah, I don't even know how to describe it. The look on the guy's face when he like, I still don't think he realizes why what he did was not okay. It's not not the legal part of it. Just the dumbness anyways. Right. I'll read the story first, Bob, and then you can play the video. Michigan judge was astonished when a defendant charged with driving with a suspended driver's license, dialed into a virtual court hearing while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. The May 15th hearing in Ann Arbor will be there for the Texas game. Texas versus Michigan up there was Corey Harris, whose case involved his suspended license. The assistant public defender introduced herself to judge Cedric Simpson as Harris dialed in to the zoom hearing. And then he asked Mr. Harris, are you driving? Go ahead and play the video. So maybe I don't understand something. This is a driving with license suspended. That is correct, Your Honor. And he was just driving and he didn't have a license. That's what the charge is, Your Honor, yes. No, I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license. He's suspended and he's just driving. That is correct, Your Honor. Oh, it's just so good. Oh. Hello. I'm in a Mr. Harris. Holy shit, dude. This is my favorite thing right now. It's the greatest thing of all time, dude. Why is he so shocked? This is what I don't understand. Did you think he was calling in about another court case? I don't even know why he would do that. So defendant's bond is revoked in this matter. Defending his turn himself into the Washner kind of deal by 6 p.m. today. Failure to turn himself in will result in the bench warrant with no bond. How can you not know? Mr. Harris, I'm giving you a call. I'm not saying don't drive. But don't call into your goddamn court hearing while driving. Motherfucker. Yeah, dude. It's like, hey, you're not allowed to have that. And you're fucking like, it's like being in the backseat of the car with your sibling. And you keep reaching onto their side. Your dad's like, I'll turn this fucking car around if you keep doing it. And you're like, Oh, it's fucking insanity. But this asshole doesn't even realize he's doing it. No, no zero idea that he's doing it. That is the dumbest shit I think I might have ever seen in my life. Favorite story of the week. I'm glad you put this at the final one here. In case you didn't know, Dan writes the news every week. So like, whenever the last one is, I get amped about it. I get all bricked up. This one was my favorite though, by far this week. We got so many, are they back there for the drinking bro of the week? Are they here? All right, great. The guy who's getting married will bring him up here. Come on up, sailor. Leave the hat on. No, leave the fucking hat on, sailor. Let's leave. Yeah, let's leave that fucking hat on. By the way, we would love to have you come into the studio and give out drinking bro of the week. Studios open, pop on in, have some hard day of seltzer, some laughs, some good times, or you can go to drinking bros.com and fill out the submission for drinking bro of the week. It gets emailed directly to us and we read it live on air. But why would I want to miss out on this? Exactly. Look at you. I know. I'm a small man, just by the way. Sure. Do you feel like you're like eight foot five? I'm a giant. I told you I'm a giant. I saw it when I came in. I know. It was terrible. How fucked up are you right now? Wasted. I've been, um, I must try it. So we're up since last night. So. Yeah, no. Did your fiance or wife know you're here? Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I've been, I've been talking this up for like weeks. Okay. You know, yeah, yeah. Proud of you. Yeah. So where'd you guys go last night in Austin? Uh, we, we, we, we don't even hear. Where were you? At home. Fucking. Where's home? Dayton, Ohio. Oh, shit. All right. Cool. Okay. So, so, um. Are you guys flyers fans or Buckeye fans? I am from Pittsburgh. So I'm a Pittsburgh boy. All right. Steelers. Doin through. Yeah. Yeah. All that shit. But, uh, we're like a house divided. You know, so. Kate, she's, you know, all the bullshit teams. And I'm like the good teams. I get that kind of thing. Come on up. You can bring all your buddies up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You guys brought a Kagan into the studio. We did. We did. We did all the things here. Taylor, I was going to ask him his name. Yeah. Uh, tell everybody your name. Tony. Ligori. Tony Ligori. There you go. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Taylor's the doll. Taylor's, Taylor's the doll. That's the doll we used in range 15, by the way. All right. Yeah. That's what Jack, that was strapped to Jack. There's not any holes in it. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And look at all your buddies. You can pop in behind them. Yeah. Pop in. Get on camera. So you'll be able to see yourself on the monitor over there. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to lean down because your heads are chopped. I'm not an army or Air Force captain, nor a navy captain. Okay. Just a big fan of Gilligan. And cop. I've been, I've listened for quite a while. It's your day. Yeah. Worked for the Air Force, but. Take a look at the costume, cop. Look at this. Yeah, this is just dicks. So this is the Ligori bachelor party, 2024. Yeah, it's great. There's a huge dildo on it that it looks like you're pinching the veins. There's one of you dressed up like a superhero, but in only bush light boxes, it appears. That is that is that is a while ago. Goddamn. Okay. And then there's another one on your head. Just on a toilet throwing up violently puking. First look at the one above him with the blue hat. Yeah. So the one with the blue hat up there, you're holding a very small dildo on top of your own penis, which is nice. And everybody from the bachelor party got this. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, sure. There you go. And love it. Who's the lucky lady? Caitlyn Alcorn, lover. Love her. Caitlyn and Alcorn, full government name. Yeah. Um, gotta use it. Christmas. Goddamn. She's phenomenal. Okay. How long have you guys been together? Seven years. Seven years. Yeah. When are you getting married? In about 20 days. 20 days? Yeah. So okay. Oh, shit. Little over 20 days. June 22nd. So I know you guys won't do wedding and shit. But if you want to come kill a bunch of pigs this weekend. Where are you guys at? We are staying down on what? 13th, 14th street. Somewhere down downtown. But, um. The main event of this bachelor party is Sunday. We have a 24 hour rental on a ranch. Yeah. Okay. So I'll tell the audience because you're not miked up. But the main event of the bachelor party is you guys have a 20 acre ranch. 24 hour rent. No. Okay. For 24 hours. And then you guys are going to hunt pigs. Yeah. Okay, great. So we've done that several times here. It seems to be a Texas theme. Yeah. Everybody wants to go. Because we have a like a crazy like hog population down here. So they'll let you come and shoot them for free. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. Just kind of book out the the helicopter pilot. So that'll be a blast. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking fantastic. I left St. Louis last night at 1 a.m. You left St. Louis at 1 a.m. to be here last night. Straight through with all the guns. Holy shit. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah. Who do you want to give drink a brother a week to? Okay, so I have a couple. Short gun. Okay. So first off, drink a brother week update. A while ago, I wrote in, said my dad, he had throat cancer. All this shit. He's dead. No kidding. Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. Hey, he's not. What the fuck? He's not. He's not. He's fucking fine. Okay. Thank God. He he he beat throat cancer twice. So first it was in his throat. Went down and it was lungs. Fantat. He's doing fine. Like he's a fucking phenomenal guy. Who's the second person? Sorry. Don't worry about it. The hard ass will get you man. Oh, dude. I'm like. It sneaks up on it. You don't think about it and you're like, all right, cool man. I've had nine. Holy shit. Records 14. Yeah. And I'm like 174 pounds. Little fucking dude. Yeah. Yeah. You are super. We men. I'm super tiny. I know. I'll show you a picture later. Anyway. I'm all good on that. Yeah. Did you see your dick out to the show? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, second. At no point did I have to see your dick. I got these train martial arts with way back in the day. He recently. Fucking ran through a garbage truck. Fucking Christ. Yeah. Is he dead? Yeah, he's real dead. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Boy. Yeah. Um. Get the camera on him. I don't know. Bob Klein. Um. Total. Badass. Fucking. Um. Total inspiration to me as I went to my martial arts career. Um. He was an incredible guy. Um. He's you know. Get off my dick dude. So I hate he got hit. I'm sorry. He got hit by a dump truck or a garbage truck. He, I don't know the whole story, but he ran into a garbage truck. Within like I woke up to the story. It's the future part one. You know that, right? Yeah. Oh. How do you. Because I couldn't tell if you were being serious and I forgive you. No, I am serious. He was a wonderful man. I'm serious. I'm serious and wonderful man. It's just it's odd. A little bit. To hear that people got killed by by running into a garbage truck. Yes. I am well aware of that. Um. Because it's like, like they move kind of slow, right? So it's like, how do you do that? And usually they're stationary. Cause they got to. Yeah. Like they're, they're, they're boom. They're going with diapers and shit and the. And I don't know. I don't know how you do it, but. He did it. I don't know. Um. But in my martial arts career. Incredible man. Um. Off hats off to him. Take your hat off. There you go. That's off to me. You know, that's off to him. That's off to him. That's enough. So these boys, um. Who are these pieces of shit with you? They're all giant pieces of shit. Yeah. Yeah. I can say it. I'm, I'm none of this guy. He's a maybe veteran forever. I'm none of this guy. He drove from St. Louis all the way down here. Yep. He's way, way, way, way, way late. And then a bunch of other assholes. He made it though. He's here. But I'm already going to shit him on. He's here. He's here. Yeah. He's all here. And then a bunch of other assholes back, back there. One of them introduced me to the podcast like way back in the day when like Evan and Matt and everybody were. Yeah. Yeah. We're uh. We're in year nine now. I know. You're nine. It's fucking with wild in here because it's like, I've listened to you guys for fucking years. Um. This is the best advertisement for Heart AF Seltzer. Well, it's the best fucking shit ever. Bye. Heart AF Seltzer. There you go. Yeah. I'm glad you guys. And who's the rest of the crew back here? Because there's a there's a ton of people. There's a fucking ton of people. Yeah. Are they all with you in the bachelor party? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Um. You know what I mean? You want to? Yeah. You want to give him a shout out? Okay. He loves sucking dick. Yeah. He loves sucking dick. He loves sucking dick. Sure does. Uh. I can tell. Alex Volsus loves sucking dick. Sure does. Yeah. Um. Sam Wampler. How much did you suck like per year? Like one of the guys that screamed, he was so wasted, he just screamed out. I believe in the Holocaust. I don't like it. Nobody said you didn't. Oh, by the way. There are memes that I have sent you guys. You haven't put it out. And I'm like surprised. So I'm going to send you them. Dan does the memes. So yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm going to choose. There's a lot. There's a lot to choose from. You send me all the most fucked up shit ever. He's having a time. I'm having a fucking time in my life. Well, look. We appreciate you guys being here. Drink up. Take his money. Hard AS else is as he wants. That's why we leave the studio doors open for you guys. You guys built this place. And at the top of the show, when I was talking about the Wii funded, we're going to do. Yeah. We're literally going to give 10% of the company away to you guys. It's fucking wild. Yeah. But I mean, like it's one of those things we're shit, dude. If you guys are going to post it and drink it and do all the things for us, might as well have some ownership in it. That's why we do all this shit. And that's why I'm pissed off at like TechStop for wanting to tear this goddamn place down. I've got another meeting on Saturday. That's the thing. Like we'll see what happens. But when we were driving in here, like. But it rocks, right? You come in here? If they giant, no. TechStop, like they're fucking moving in. Yeah. Like it's a production. Send them over to TechStop in this condition. God fucking damn it. And then who's your buddy up here? Is that a bottle or what? What do you got? No. We just met like a couple hours ago. Oh, really? You guys don't know each other? That's a penis. Oh shit. Hey, he helped carry the Kagan. Yeah, he did. He helped carry the Kagan. They want to get HF in the Idaho. So great. I'll tell you what. So swap out with him. You come on in and then bring, because you got a bottle of something with you there. It's Thursday. Look, I've been drinking all day. So fuck it. Come on in. Swap out with him. Come on up, sir. So you guys don't know each other? No. Oh, no shit. All right, don't. Get in there, brother. Boom. Look at that. There goes the doll. There goes the doll. What'd you bring us to your booze was? Shit, a mini bottle of Don Julio. You motherfucker. All right. I'm in. Have you been drinking it? Oh, no. The seal's open. Cheers. You got the pork and the sea shirt on too, man. You got damn right I do. Fuck yeah, dude. Put it about an inch from your face. There you go. It moves. You can bring it all away. There you go. Cheers. What'd you want to touch it? Charlie. Charlie. Great voice, Charlie. What's going on, man? Well, you know, I showed up to the fucking little grocery store you got here. Sparks? Spacks? Spacks, yeah. Spacks, yes. Yes, liquor store at the street. Yep, yep, yep. And I'm like, hey, I need a bottle of 1942. Don Julio. Oh, yeah. And then they gave me this one. And they gave me this one. I said, well, that's kind of funny. So let's fucking go with it. Who fucking cares? I've never seen a bottle this tiny movie. It's really fucking funny. It's hilarious. It's great. It's hilarious. It's great. Look, you got the merch on. You got all of our stuff. We greatly appreciate it. Drinking hard AFs here. Thank you for the support. Thank you for being here. Who would you like to give during your brother week too? Well, first off, I thought about this long and hard. Okay. It's going to Bobbi three sticks. Is it really? It sure is Bob. It's going to Bob. Wow. Delco hit the applause. Unbelievable. What a line. Yeah, why? Well, because I'm also a three sticks. Are you really? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying it on air. Okay. But I'm also a three sticks. So fix game. And we also, we share fucking birthday. It's the weirdest fucking thing in the world. What is it, February 24th? Yeah, February 24th. Yeah, right. Yeah, different year. Different year. Yeah. Yeah. Are you older or younger than Bob? Way older. Okay. Yeah, I'm 44. I'm 44. I like it. I like it a lot. It's the weirdest ship. And also second drink brother week. God. I just want to give it to my boys in the pickle jar. We play a lot of rocket league, a lot of online video games. Really? It's the weirdest ship. Still at 44, huh? Yeah, I know, right? Still playing video games. Yeah, still. And still, you know, still doing business and still playing video games. I like it. It's the weirdest ship. That's the thing about millennials and younger is people are like, people who think the internet's not for kids anymore. No, it's not. You know what I mean? 100%. We're going to be on the internet until we're fucking down to be scrolling until the moment I fucking die. Yes. Like all my friends, by the way, same thing. They have a fucking video game group and all that other shit. I'm literally the only one of my friends who doesn't play video games. Yeah. And like, I'll show you my lack of video game knowledge. So my kid, Jack, just finished fourth grade today. Yeah. School got out early. All that other stuff. He wanted Madden as like a little graduation gift, you know? And I was like, all right, great. I want to play Madden. No, I haven't even touched it in, I don't know, how many years? It's a hard-ass game. It's great. And the fucking, I mean, the graphics now are insane. Yeah. I told him, I was like, look, all starts to play this with you because now I'm excited for the college's football version to come out this summer. If the graphics are this great now, holy shit, this EA sports game over the summer is going to be incredible. So I understand it. And I think it's awesome, actually. It's a way to keep your friends, stay connected, and still have a relationship as you get older in life. So I'm not shitting on video games at all. I just don't have, I physically just don't have the time for it. Yeah, I only make the time late at night. That's great, though. Just got a group. I don't think it's a bad thing at all for real. How long have you guys been friends? Oh, years, yeah. Fantasy football, all that stuff. No, don't get really. I actually don't give a shit. Look at you. What video games are you guys playing together then? Rocket League. Rocket League, and that's it? That's it. All right. No Call of Duty, no. No, I don't want to get my ass kicked by a 13-year-old and/or damn. So, you know, it's probably not the best thing. Do you play? I've never asked. Do you play? You've got video games at your house. I never asked which ones you play. Okay. Yeah, he's a Call of Duty guy. Yeah. Everybody back in the day, speaking of like a homeboy who was talking about the early shows, everybody wanted to play Matt back in the day and Call of Duty and beat him. And we did this one event where we did it. He got fucking smoked by like a 13-year-old. Yeah, that's how it happens. And that's why I'm out, you know? Yeah, I understand it. I understand it. It was fun to watch, but everybody wanted to beat like a real-life veteran like Badass and like sure enough, these kids fucking smoked him. It was great. Yeah. It was funny. Cheers. Thank you for this little tiny bottle of Don Julio 1942. Never seen a bottle of signing. I thought it was hilarious. Like a bottle of sake. It was in a hurry. I'm like, fuck it. Like a bottle of sake. Let's do it. Cheers. Cheers. Come on, come on. Still good. You know, it's still good. No matter how many celebrity tequila's come out or any of that shit, Don Julio 1942 is always still great. I put the top on gingerly. Ooh, so you pull that off there. As you should. Did you bring in a Ronald Acunia Bobblehead too? Is that you? No. No, that was a listener mocking us. Juan Navarro. Was it Juan? Yeah, he was mocking us for Acunia's knee. Russ. I love Juan. He talked to you after this. About what? What do you want to talk to me about? We still live on air right now? Yeah. I'm not going to do the dish move. So. Okay, what is it? No, I'll talk afterwards. Is it Gene Vandenhammer related? Well, it involves the whiskey. So what we're doing, by the way, I can say this because we've had a few drinks because of shit. When we do that, we funder and we give away, you know, part of the company on this shit. One of the things we're giving away is the original Gene Vandenhammer uniform from Rangefift Sand. Oh, fucking way. Yep. I just brought it in the box. I am fucking in. Are you kidding me? I just brought it in the box. Where'd it go? Are you kidding me? Yeah. So there was two. We auctioned Jared and I auctioned one off for charity years ago and then I saved the second one for rainy day and that's it. So we have pulled a judge report. Yeah, pull up a judge right now. Why? We got some live news, breaking news. No, what do we got? How bad is it? If we're staying on air during this. Go ahead. See that? Pull up a judge. It's up. You're kidding. All right. So let's go through this. Donald John Trump was just found guilty on all 34 felony accounts. This is live right now on air. All right. I'm going to scroll through this and we'll read along with you guys here. Is there a pull up a CNBC or something like that? Is there anybody that's reporting this live right here? What are you talking about? Everybody's reporting it live. I find a fucking live video of TV. You want like a television? Correct. Yes. I need to hear the verdict here. If this just came down right now, which it did, pop up something in the background so I can at least hear it on YouTube here. Obviously we'll get dinged if we actually show it. Anything on YouTube. It doesn't. We don't have to be logged into an account there. So the verdict is in on Donald Trump's hush money trial. Now being read to the courtroom, the 34 counts stem from 11 invoices, 12 vouchers, 11 checks. Count one, guilty, count two, guilty, count three, guilty. All counts guilty. All counts guilty here. So if there was time for a civil war, it's now. If they try to put him in prison for this, there should be, or not sure, but there will be violence. Yes. And there should be at this point, to be honest with you. Now will you be doing the violence yourself? That'll be a strong conversation at home tonight. Proximity and propensity evidence against the defendant. And by that, I mean, he was close to two people who were guilty. Therefore he must be guilty. And you hear salacious details with stormy Daniels. You can pop this up on the screen. I don't care if this video gets dinged on YouTube. I haven't been in the courtroom. I thought it might be a hung jury 10 to 211 to one. But verdict is only the result of what you're given up until that point. So this is not a surprising result to me. Okay, so Judge, I want to bring you in here. Obviously an appeal takes time. It could be months, it could be years. Like Andy said, it may be a long time before that is resolved. However it is resolved. But what that leaves is this White House, the Biden Harris campaign free now to call President Trump a convicted felon. I got to say though, over a year ago when President Trump was asked, will you drop out of this race? It convicted or not convicted if indicted. He said, no, because I actually think it will help me in my poll numbers. They've done well in fundraising. He's done well in polling. Does this help or hurt now in the public opinion where he's got to get independent voters, where he's got to get people who are not necessarily part of his base, now that he's got this conviction, which may or may not one day be overturned. You know, Shannon, I don't have the answer to that question. I want to believe that Americans believe in justice. And I think that in their gut, they realize that there is something that is very wrong here. We have gone over a cliff in America. This verdict is a verdict of someone who was forced to fight a 1,000 pound gorilla with both hands tied behind his back. This was a defendant for whom crimes were created against whom a judge was picked that out of the ordinary, not from the drum, but a judge who was handpicked for this defendant who denied him the ability to fight the way he needed to fight, who brought in crimes that we've never heard of in New York before, where they had dead misdemeanors that they resurrected into felonies based upon non-unanimous verdicts of crimes that are federal over which no state court or no state judge or prosecutor has jurisdiction. And in the end, with all the smoke and mirrors and 34 counts and a hooker and a guy, according to a federal judge as a serial purgerer, we have convicted a former president of the United States of America. We've gone over a cliff. The question is to whether or not America will react to this, whether its numbers will go up or down. I don't know. But I do know what I know. And what I know is that this case is riddled with errors. It is reversible. It will not get through to the appellate division in the first apartment in New York or certainly the Court of Appeals before the next year. And people say, should it go to the Supreme Court? No, it can't go to the Supreme Court unless they exhaust all of the state court appeals. I have spent 32 years in this system and I am totally disillusioned. You had a judge and you had a DA who literally campaigned on making sure that this president would be indicted. We've got an attorney general who did the same thing. This is a new error in America. And I think it goes against the ilk of who we are as Americans and our faith in the criminal justice system. I 100% agree with her statement. I mean, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen. We never even had a president tried after leaving office when you certainly could try all of them. Well, here's like, let's say that he's guilty of everything. Right. And that the result of that was somehow affecting the election, right? What we know about the Department of Justice and the CIA is that they, on behalf of the Obama administration, four years after he was out of office, censored the 100 byed laptop story in an attempt to do exactly the same thing, right? So everybody at the agency at administrative level belongs in prison. Obama belongs in prison. Joe Biden belongs in prison. Let's fucking do this. Let's say this is the new standard. Let's fucking do this, right? And then go after everybody because I don't give a fuck about any of these cons, frankly, right? Politicians are all the worst people in the world. But if this is what we're going to do, if we're going to go full banana Republic, then let's fucking do this. Somebody turned welcome to the jungle lawn and let's fucking get busy, right? Yeah, because this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Trump would be insane to turn himself in. I'm not even kidding. He should hire private military contractor. Yep. And like box himself in at Marlago and dare them to come get him. Fuck this. I agree, man. The fact that they've even let this go on for this long is fucking insane. And now look, I said this months ago, you're in New York City. You know, you're going to get a guilty verdict with with all the fucking liberals there and they don't give a shit about their own fucking city. Clearly, they've paid for all of this. You got 10,000 guards, national guards in the fucking subway. You got a guy who protected an entire train who killed a fucking crazy homeless person. He's about to go on trial. He's going away as well. I predicted this all in the past. I can't believe that this is happening in our country right now. It's fucking absolute insanity. And if this is the tipping point toward a civil war, I get it. Yeah. I 100% understand it now at this point. Yeah. And frankly, I've said this for a long time on this show. We need a hard reset in this country. And if this is the one that does it, it's not shocking. Yeah, any read of the political landscape right now will tell you that people don't care about Trump banging hokers back in the day. They don't care about some fucking. I didn't care about Clinton banging hokers back. I didn't give a shit about either. What they care about is that Biden has opened the border up. We're now having special operators be attacked at their own homes by fucking Chechen, goddamn separatists and shit like that. We have Jordanian terrorists trying to infiltrate naval bases because this motherfucker wants to cure the border. We have people getting killed like Lincoln Riley by illegal immigrants. We have illegal immigrants taking over major cities in the US. Denver and New York City are unlivable shit holes now because of illegal immigrants, right? Which Biden could have ended day one with a stroke of a fucking pen. You know what I mean? That's what people care about. They care that their groceries are double what they were four years ago. They care that gas is triple what it was three or four years ago. That's what they care about. They don't care about any, it's again, say Trump is guilty of all this. They don't care about this stuff. So what this is, is law fair. It is the Biden Department of Justice trying to use their authority to take down a political opponent. That is an act of war against the American people. I agree. And like I said at the top of the show here, going over all these, these counts that he was facing, it's a slap on the wrist, maybe a fine for something like this. If it is a campaign violation, but you had the guy who actually paid off the woman here saying that he took out a lean on his own house without the knowledge of Donald Trump doing it. I don't know how any this is provable. It's all a fucking joke. Is he going to speak live right now? One would imagine he's going to give a statement right now here, Bob. Is he walking towards the media as we speak? This looks like where he usually talks. Okay, let's let's go live with this. He is going to talk live. God, President Trump. Now he is walking out. Let's listen by a conflicted judge who was corrupt. There's a ring trial that disgrace. They wouldn't give us a venue change. We were at five percent or six percent in this district in this area. This was a rigged disgraceful trial that the real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people. And they know what happened here and everybody knows what happened here. You have a sore ass back DA. And the whole thing, we didn't do a thing wrong. I'm a very innocent man. And it's okay. I'm fighting for our country. I'm fighting for our constitution. Our whole country is being rigged right now. This was done by the Biden administration in order to move to herd an opponent, a political opponent. And I think it's just a disgrace. And we'll keep fighting. We'll fight till the end and we'll win because our country's gone to hell. We don't have the same country anymore. We have a divided mess. We're nation and decline serious decline. Millions and millions of people pouring into our country right now from prisons and from mental institutions, terrorists. And they're taking over our country. We have a country that's in big trouble. But this was a rigged decision right from day one with a conflicted judge who should have never been allowed to try this case. Never. And we will fight for our constitution. This is long from over. Thank you very much. Shut up. So what happens now? Is there sentencing? Yeah, there'll probably be. July 11th. Yeah, 46 weeks away. There'll be a sentencing hearing that's usually how it works in that court like that. Yeah, it's set for July 11. So six weeks. So six weeks from now, there'll be a sentencing. I can imagine there'll be a ton of people that will be there that will be outside the courtroom. If he gets sentenced and actually goes to jail, that will cause a civil war. I think that's likely. I don't think that'll happen. But I think that's I think if that is if if he does get sentenced to any kind of time in prison, I do think that there will be violence in this country. Yes, I could be violence tonight to be honest with you. We'll see. We'll see. The right doesn't really do shit like this. Well, they have job. They have jobs, right? They don't get paid by George Soros and his son or the WEF to protest all summer, right? Yeah. But, you know, I mean, to be honest, if we've there in jurisprudence, there is like, there's case law, right? There's there's there's the law, right? There's legislative acts. So you've Congress votes on something and makes it a law. Then there's case law, which is how cases are determined. And maybe they make their way up to the Supreme Court and opinions are written. And you have to follow those guidelines when you're prosecuting, right? That's how it works. Now, we know what we know about the guidelines for people conducting, let's call it political violence in America. As if you're on the left, the vice president of the United States, Kamala Harris will bail you out of prison or out of jail. And if you're on the right, even if you weren't in the city at the time, you can get sentenced to prison, right? They're creating a caste system with Republicans, conservatives at the bottom of it. And there's only one, you can't vote your way out of that, frankly. So I understand why people might be upset enough to do something crazy. Same. And I actually fully expect it. I fully expect it to happen here. Now, who it's against and why? Not sure. I know the judges is certainly on the top of that list. He's reported that he's had a ton of death threats already. Yeah. And then what will happen here is twofold. One, the left will try two things. They will try to brand the right as intrinsically violent. Look at these people trying to take over our country, even though they just did this, they just used law fair to try to remove this man from running for president that most people want to be president right now. And I don't mean 51% frankly, right? So that's one thing they'll try to do. The other thing they'll try to do is to take the threat of violence and boost up the militarization of police, particularly federal police, right? Yep. Those are the two things you're going to see in the next couple of weeks. You'll hear them talking about it. You'll see barricades going up. You'll see police, federal police getting new gear and shit like that. And that is your enemy. Anybody that's arming themselves to protect agents of the state against you, the citizenry is your enemy. That's how this country was set up. Read the goddamn founding documents in this country to know exactly what's going on here. Yeah. And I'm not really sure what the hopes and dreams of this, this was for the Democratic Party because right now, you know, Trump being found guilty, you're going to drive out everyone to the polls, November 5th. If you put him behind bars on top of it too, you'll have every motherfucker in America go out and vote for this guy. So I don't see the win here for the Democratic Party today. And it certainly looks as if everything Trump has said for years and years and years about the DOJ and about the Democratic Party being corrupt and everything else has come to fruition. Well, that's not limited to the Democratic Party, right? Because Tony Gonzalez, the guy that beat Brandon Herrera down here in District 23, he voted to start the proceedings for the the interaction. Oh, yeah, you're right. Absolutely. But he won. He won by 400 votes. Yeah. About half to 60% of the Republican Party right now supports all this shit because they don't like Trump because Trump is a threat to them getting their military industrial complex paycheck period, right? They don't like that. That's how I pay my bills, right? So, you know, I think I think that political violence is to some degree inevitable in any country. Yes. Over long enough time period, it's going to happen, right? That's just the way it works. So, you know, it'll be interesting to see how this goes down to be honest. It really will. It'll be interesting to see how the next month and a half go because I expect there to be some fucking shit go down. Well, you just gave a manual mission, ammunition, to go out on the campaign trail because now he doesn't have to sit in a courtroom, finally, for the first time in what? Two, three months because he was it was mandatory that he was supposed to be there every single day. Now he's able to go out and campaign on this. The last time after the mugshot happened, he raised a record amount of money that month. I think it was $25 million for the campaign. Now he can certainly use this, raise even more money and go out on the trail. The other thing too is everybody loves this shit in America. Everybody loves a hero and a villain. Imagine the rallies now. We just saw the one in the Bronx over the weekend, which is unprecedented. The one in Wildwood, New Jersey, which we've never seen anything like. Imagine going to a rally now. It's going to be fucking madness for the rest of the summer. And if they do convict him, I mean, put him in jail. Sorry, put him behind bars. Holy shit. I cannot see any other outcome other than violence for the rest of the summer. Yeah. I mean, well, I don't know what would be, I would like to have more conversations in the days to come about this with people, maybe who don't necessarily agree or like Trump to see if they think it's appropriate for some minor offense, some administrative offense is what this is, right? This isn't like millions and millions of dollars. He's a billionaire. We're talking about $150,000, right? Yeah, 130, I think. Yeah. Some like that. Like, this isn't in any way enough to remove somebody from the ballot or anything like that. Not that they could. They can't remember the ballot, no matter what. But this isn't enough to like try to interdict a guy running for president who in every fucking poll is leading, right? It would be one thing if he was polling at 2% and he was just some jack off. He's the former president and he's leading in literally every poll. And every swing state as well. According to drug reported, super left. So and CNN. Yeah. NPR, their poll, right? So like it's, it's very clear what's happening here. The question is, is there enough will on behalf of people, not Republicans or conservatives or any of that shit, but by people who actually give a fuck about the Constitution to do something about it? That's the, that's the grand question. Because Bob, you asked about it earlier. Will I be one of them? Yeah. And that'll be again, a strong conversation with the wife and kids. But I imagine that's going to be a conversation across the nation tonight of what to do, when, why, and what happens? The thing with January 6 and them dragging this out and dragging people out of their houses and all that other shit is you've seen what is going on when you do cross the government and make no mistake. This is a fucking full on banana republic now. You saw what happened and these people are going to jail for four to six years. What the fucking grandma get and that other fucking bullshit? Like, yeah. So how many people are willing to risk it versus what the government is already doing? And then how is this different than any third world country that we see this shit go on with political opponents across the globe on a daily basis? Anyways, it isn't. So I don't really know. And this is a conversation that everybody's going to have with their families. If you're fucking single right now, and you're up in the woods in fucking Michigan and whatever, like, yeah, if I'm Trump, I mount, I mount up in Mar-a-Lago. Go. It was a fucking movie that I just saw. I mean, well, it was the end of Fargo, the TV show where he just, John Ham just got on television and said, all right, guys, here's where we're at in the country. And this all fucking sucks. Let's circle up and nobody's getting out of here. What I would recommend is that one of the governors that actually has a set of testicles, we'll see what's up with DeSantis or wheelchair here would be to invite Trump here or there or wherever and say, hey, you know what, state police are going to protect you because we have ultimate authority here. The FBI doesn't have authority over state police, right? Like, that's just not how the system works or over state police, especially not over elected sheriffs, right? So that would be that's something that I would look into if I was in. Like, I know they want to play this out in the courts and do it the right way. I'm sure nobody wants political violence. I think the left actually does. I think they want to, I think they're trying to bait conservatives into doing something crazy right now, just like they do with J6. That was all set up, right? Yeah. I think they're trying to bait people into doing dumb shit here. But what this the smart move in my opinion would be for DeSantis to reach out to Trump right now and be like, Hey, stay at Marlago. We'll fucking put police all over the place. And if anybody comes near, we're going to tell them to fuck off and see, I mean, look, if the FBI wants to come down there and get into a fight, that's on them, right? But make them make them do the violence. Don't start doing violent shit. From a military perspective, because I think you're the only one that knows this answer, could DeSantis deploy National Guard to put around Marlago? Yep, he could. And but not for a police action, right? And he would have to declare a state of emergency and shit. I think I'm not entirely sure how all that works. So maybe I maybe I'm wrong about that. But yeah, the what could not happen is Biden activating like special operations, active military, because of positive positive commutatus act, right? Like he you can't use them for police actions on domestic soil. So yeah, technically, I believe the National Guard would be able to be used for something like that for defensive posture, but not for an offensive or police posture. That's my understanding. Okay, I could be wrong about this. We'll fair it that out in the next couple of days. We've got a law professor on right now. Go ahead and turn up the volume on this here. Any emotion at all? As this mantra of guilty verdicts was read. And there was a great, you know, I think that this is one of those things that is really embodies the entire Trump era. There were people who clearly were thrilled by the result. And there were people that will be very sad by it. I was saddened to watch it. I disagree with this verdict. I think, as I've said before, that this case I was legally unfounded. When they were reading those guilty verdicts, the one thing that we didn't know is really what he was feeling guilty of. Because if you remember, the judge allowed the jury to find guilt on any one of three secondary crimes. We weren't told whether the jury found any one or those crimes, whether they found all three of those crimes. I'm not too sure we will know that. That's one of the many issues that I think presents reversible problems in this case. So what I would say is that this is a historic moment. We all have to take a breath. But for those upset by this verdict, remember, this remains a country committed to the rule of law. And this is going to go up on appeal. I think it's going to be reversed in the state or federal systems. But it's moments like this when you're on the other side, when you disagree with a verdict, that you have to take a leap of faith in the rule of law. It's what defines us. Many people feel that this case really embodied the antithesis of that. But as a country as a whole, we have a system in place to review this. For Donald Trump, that's not going to happen before the election in all likelihood. But let's keep in mind that this is not the only court. It's just the first one. So what does that mean? You can press pause here for a second or muted. What does that mean that we're not going to have a decision here? Can you appeal and stay out of prison, even if the judge does hand down a prison sentence on July 11th? I don't know enough about New York state law or anything like that to say, frankly, I mean, we there's we have some New York lawyer friends, but they don't want to come on this show and talk about it because they like their jobs and shit. You know what I mean? Weinstein was in jail when he appealed. Yeah, sure. But it doesn't always work that way. Right. And it depends. Weinstein had much more serious charges, presumably. So it depends. Yeah. I mean, this is it's so shocking. And we've also never seen anything like this in the history of the country that we don't have anything to go off of at this point. So all of us are kind of speculating. And we've got on the monitors in the background, various news outlets that are on and everybody's trying to guess what will happen. I don't know. I do know in the meantime, if if he doesn't have to go back until the 11th, these rallies will be absolute fucking insanity. And then he's got essentially 41 days to to mount a defense upon where he wants to be during this. Do you even show up to court on the 11th? No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't either. No, I would send him a picture of my dick and balls. Like, here's what you get for me black and white or color. What do you what do you go there? Yeah, probably probably color sepia tone, maybe. Oh, that's nice. Maybe a Nashville. Throw a nice little Nashville. Maybe maybe a little classy. I don't know what a 70 plus year old man's nuts look like. Actually, I do it from go to the gym, unfortunately, but it's not great. It's not great. So there's going to be some blemishes. I would tune it up. Face tune that cock. Yeah, to him. Yeah, you got to go lemon. Now we do know what it looks like. Thank you, Bob. Beautiful blemishes on both sides. You want this on the screen? No, at this point, it doesn't really matter. I'm sure. But yeah, man, as we go along with this, I'm going to I'll just read some quotes here. Let's start with Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson is chimed in import the third world become the third world. That's what we just saw. This won't stop Trump. He'll win the election if he's not killed first. Jesus. You think that's a possibility? I absolutely do. Yeah. He represents a threat to globalism, right? A threat to a one world government, a threat to the military industrial complex, which is an agent of that one world government course. They would clip him if they had the opportunity. He goes on to say, but it does not mark the end of the fairest justice system in the world. Anyone who defends this verdict is a danger to you and your family. Wait, say that again. Anybody who defends this verdict is a danger to you and your family, which is true. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You heard Chase talking about it. Chase guys are talking about it on the show this week about these fucking lunatics who are trying to pretend like everything's normal and they're going to vote for this dude who's open the floodgates into our country. I mean, our country is gone from and set COVID aside for a moment. Our country is gone from energy independence and a lockdown border to what we are in today, right? And record low inflation, by the way, the cumulative inflation over four years for Trump was lower than the 3% per year average. Yeah. The first time in a very long time and it's at about 20% real inflation under a Biden or under a Biden. That's pretty much who he is. Pretty much. Oh, oh, oh, Biden. Suck my dick. Next up, here's Greg Abbott. He just chimed in right now. This was a sham show trial. The Kangaroo courts will never stand on appeal. Americans deserve better than a sitting US president weaponizing our justice system against a political opponent to win an election. We must fire Joe Biden in November. Well, maybe, maybe Greg Abbott will stand up for Trump. I don't like you can't. I don't like you can stand anymore. What do you mean? Wheelchair. Oh, it's like wheel chair. Yeah, legs don't work. That tree almost got him. There's a lot of people tweeting on on Twitter right now, a lot of repute repuse, but they're not going to do a goddamn thing. Ron DeSann is like, this has been a sham and blah, blah, blah. What the fuck are you going to do about it, Ron? Except for run your goddamn mouth. Do something. I'm tired of fucking reading about what you think is right or wrong. Your job is to do not to opine. You're not a philosopher. You're a goddamn politician. Your job is to do so do JD Vance, who is on the short list allegedly for Trump's VP out of Ohio, says that this decision is a disgrace to the rule of law and our constitution. Dem is invited a felony to get Trump with the help of a Soros funded prosecutor and a Biden donor judge. All of that is true and has been proven, who rigged the entire case to get this outcome. This isn't justice. This is election interference. Look, I think a lot of people feel that way. And with the early statements that are coming out, I just don't see how this helps Democrats this fall in an election. You have a sham trial a sham fucking case. Now you've found a former president guilty. I don't know how this helps your case of like, Hey, this is going to this is a free and just law system that we're operating under. We just don't have that. I mean, it doesn't help them if they're planning on conducting a normal election for sure. But why would we expect them to do that? Because two general elections in a row, they've gone out of their way to cheat, right? Russia collusion hoax. And then the last one, they literally cheated. Yeah, right. But so like, why would you expect them? It's escalated. It went from making up lies about Trump to then ballot harvesting, right? Which is fucking cheating. And we it's what you've seen it in Michigan. We've seen it in Arizona. This should happen a bunch, right? So we've seen all this stuff happen. And this year will be another escalation. And here it is, right? Now they're putting the man and or trying to put the man in prison. And don't think it's going to stop there. No, not at all. Rand Paul just tweeted out how long can our republic survive one partisans have once partisans have taken over the judicial process? This verdict will tragically undermine Americans confidence and impartial justice a sad day for America. Yes. Who will believe in the justice system? In 2020, we didn't believe in the election after that. I in a in a justice system, you have to hope for the right city at the right time or else you're fucked. And you've got to be on the right political party to beat it. It's not just the right political party. I was just going back and forth on Twitter with Thomas Massey. And he posted what he posted, I said, well, what are you going to do about it? He says more of this is coming at the federal level where I do have jurisdiction. So we try to get Speaker Johnson to allow us to defund the Jack Smith prosecution. And he refused. Jack Smith did or Mike Johnson. Yeah, Speaker Johnson. Look, you can you can there's about 160 of those motherfuckers that you could chuck right out of Congress right now. Mike Johnson's at the top of that list. Matt Walsh, what did he just say here? Justice has been effectively dead for a while in this country today was its funeral. This will be overturned on appeal, but nothing can truly undo the travesty that has just occurred. I agree. The only question is, is whether or not he actually gets put in jail for something here versus, oh, hey, this is going to an appeal immediately. I don't know the rules in New York and and the justice system. They're well enough to know that Adam Schiff, that classic piece of shit guilty. Today, 12 ordinary American citizens found a former president guilty of dozens of felonies. Nobody's saying what they are. We still don't know what the charges are in this case. Despite his efforts to distract delay and deny justice arrived for Donald Trump, all the same in the rule of law prevailed. Huh? Senator Ted Cruz, President Trump's trial is not about the law of criminal justice. It's about politics for the Democrats. I can imagine Joe Biden's press conference from the White House, where he glokes about convicting Donald Trump. Excellent point. Does Joe Biden then come on the American news tonight and tell the people it's Thursday nights? He will immediately come out and say that Trump is a convicted felon. And he should politically, right? It's a night. Yeah, I would. You think you'll break into this is the NBA playoffs on this stuff? Yes. This is his bin Laden moment, right? I mean, and think about that in context, what that means, that Donald Trump was such a threat to what they were doing, that this had to happen on this minor offense. Should it was even if it was true, which they didn't prove anything, right? We all watched the God damn trial. I don't know what the offense was. Certainly. Yeah, neither did Trump actually. I mean, if you look back on it, because I watched it, and I watched Michael Cohen's testimony and all that shit, he took out a lean on his own house to pay off the porn star. But how was Trump supposed to know that? And even when Trump's attorney asked him why he did it, he said he didn't want his wife to find out about it. And then they asked the guy, like, you said that Trump was involved in this. And now you're saying he's not, right? Yes. Yeah. Okay. What the fuck? Why is this all going on? I mean, it's it's interesting, you know, and I guess we'll see what happens. Oh, shit. We have a we have a we have a statement from Jack Smith. The Jack Smith. Jack Smith should put a fucking shotgun in his mouth. He says today, May 30th, 2024, a jury of citizens in the state of New York convicted a former president of 34 felony counts. There has been a full scale political assault on lady justice these past few years. She's still standing. And he used an emoji of Ted Lasso. There's no way. Is that real? Holy shit. That's that's his real account. He used a fucking GIF of Ted Lasso on his accounts. Go to Jack Smith's Twitter right now. It's Jack E. Smith. He really did use a fucking Ted Lasso GIF for for his his Twitter. I'm telling you if fucking is this real life? If Descenta circled the wagons around Trump at Marlago and refused extradition from New York, he would win the presidency in 28, right? Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah, that's real, right? Bob, we can confirm this is a real that's his real account. It's got the yellow checkmark and everything. Yeah. He used a gift from Ted Lasso that says believe. This is the country we live in now where federal prosecutors can do stuff like that can make like Trump up charges to eliminate a political rival of their preferred party. That's the country you live in now, which is not a country at all, frankly, right? So the fact that Samuel Alito has an upside down flag at his house should be the standard. Yeah, that's not an exception. The country is in like you if you're, I don't care what side of the political aisle you fall on right now. If you feel good about this, you're a piece of fucking shit. Like you don't care about your country. If you feel good about this, you only care about your side. And you think your country is somehow represented in the modern democratic party or the modern Republican party. Neither one of these parties has a fucking thing to say to any of our founders, right? They would get laughed out of the room or fucking tarred and feathered out of the room, frankly, all these people would except for a very small amount of them like Thomas Massey and a couple of other ones. This is goddamn ridiculous, right? You if you feel good about this, if you think this is a good thing, then you're a fucking cunt. But do they does the other side of anything? This is a good thing. Jack Smith himself just posted a GIF of Ted Lasso and his official statement on Twitter. How do you take any of this seriously across the board? No, I've, I've, how long have I been saying this since even before COVID started, it is we are in the Hunger Games, DC and all this crony bullshit. That's the capital. They got their fucking weird body morph bullshit going on. They don't play by anybody else's rules and everybody else is a subject. Like we don't, we're not citizens any longer. We're subjects, right? So it's not the same thing. They feel like they can do anything they want to you, right? They can steal your money and send it to fucking Israel or Ukraine. Israel spent a fuck ton of money trying to defeat Brandon Herrera, by the way. Yeah. As a matter of fact, APAC tweeted yesterday that God, we beat this YouTuber. Like really, you represent a foreign government. Why are you involved in American politics? Like that's, this is the world we live in. They spent $9 million to defeat a YouTuber yesterday in Brandon Herrera. The fake Rama Swami just tweeted Trump led criminal justice reform. Now we're suffering criminal injustice at the highest level. One of the surprising effects of the sham verdict, more black voters will flock, flock to Trump and droves. And for good reason, I don't think the Democrat party would be so dumb. But here we are. I agree. So when he got arraigned in Atlanta, in particular, and that's, you know, that's the heart of chocolate city down there, brother. They love Trump. I mean, everybody was like, Hey, dude, he's one of us now. He's one of us now. Yeah, that's exactly what they're going to see with this. They're going to see a guy who got railroaded by the fucking system. And nobody believes in the system. And especially the vote you need this fall. Now looks at this verdict and says, great, he's one of us, man. He got fucked the same way as we did. And if I'm Trump, I campaign on that as well, which I'm sure he's already going to do. But again, the most interesting part to me going back to what I said earlier is what happens in the next 41 days. Obviously, he's going to campaign. Obviously, he's going to raise money and all that shit. But does he start building a real defense around Mar-a-Lago itself and say, come and fucking get I don't think Trump personally does that. And I don't know. Like, I just don't think he'll do that. Right. That's what I would do. If somebody was trying to come after me and my family, because I'm trying to fucking help my country, and they try to use violence and look, the threat of seizing you and your property and throwing you behind bars is violence. I don't care what you call it. That's why taxation is theft, right? If it were if it was a suggestion, you're like, Hey, we need money to build roads. Like, all right, cool. I'll contribute to that. Oh, but you didn't. So we're going to come throw you in prison for the rest of your life. All right, now it's on. Right. That's that's, but when people say, Oh, look, there's a literal genocide against trans people. Now we just want you to stay away from our kids. That's it. When you threaten to come rip somebody out of their home and put them in prison, that is literal violence. Right. So you have a right to defend yourself, frankly. And the government doesn't have a right to put you away because 12 assholes don't understand how fucking Lafayette works. Look, I said this from the beginning, you'll never get a fair verdict up there. And it doesn't really matter. I mean, that whole city is going to shit anyway. So cool, man. You are who you vote for. Enjoy everything that's going on up in New York City right now. Enjoy the violence that will occur. No doubts on July 11th up there. And yeah, I one of the few times on this show, I'm at a loss for words. It hasn't happened in the history of this country. Who knows? We appreciate you being here, kids. Obviously, we could go on for hours and hours and hours about this, trying to get some news from actual journalists, because we're not we're fucking podcast hosts at the end of the day, who might have an opinion of what is going to happen on this, because truthfully, I really don't know 34. If you're going 34 for 34 in this, there wasn't one, one count that was that so that's the thing, though, all they had to do is get 12 people to agree that some one of the three crimes were committed in the 34 all fell. That's how that works. So don't read too much into all the 34 because they were it was the same crime over and over. But what was it and why was it falsifying business, right? Well, why was it not announced? It happened. It happened for 34 quarters, I guess. So once a quarter, you have to file that or maybe it was months, once a month or a quarter or whatever, you have to file that piece of paperwork. It was the exact same document with a different date on it in each document with a different date on it as a separate count. That's why it's 34. So it's not like there are 34 individual crimes. It's like the same crime 34 times is what what happened, but they're saying it is it is a convicted of a felony. It's it may have felony carries a jail sentence. More a felony is one year or more in prison. Right. Right. And this carries four years, but never will get that first time a fender would never get the maximum sentence for a non-violent crime. We have a fake trial right now. And he's 77 years old. Like there's a lot of mitigating factors that would make it seem likely he wouldn't go to jail. One would think, but I didn't think this process would ever happen. I never thought we'd even get this far with any of this shit. I didn't even think this case would actually go to to court, to be honest with you. And now here we are. So I wouldn't rule it out. There's no fucking way. And I one would imagine there's going to be a discussion tonight between Biden, the DOJ, Alvin Bragg, and this fucking judge here, who is magically still alive somehow, there's going to be some conversation of what do we do and why and what's politically most advantageous for it. Yeah, by the way, uh, fucking Governor Hochl get that judge in protective custody. The last thing we needed some judges to start getting clipped for fuck's sake. Like that's not good either. No, I don't like this guy. I think he's a cunt. I think he's working on behalf of agents who are trying to destroy this country. But I don't think the optics even of a judge getting clipped by some fucking right wing guy is a good idea. I think that would be their dream. Yeah, like put that because then you're saying, all right, get that guy and fucking protective custody or at least get people outside of his house. Do not let him get hurt. That will be that will be mandatory tonight, right? Yeah, I fucking hope so guy. If they're doing their job, it will be. So yeah, uh, we'll be on air tomorrow. I don't know. Perhaps we'll go live. I like I'm not really sure. Um, JP Sears is our guest tomorrow. Let's come when he thinks about this. But uh, wild times indeed, man. Um, again, I very rare that I'm at a loss for words, but this is certainly one of those days. Never seen anything like this. Uh, if you're at home right now, get up listening to this. Yeah, man, I have a plan to get out of the cities like for real. And this is always a good idea just in case of natural disasters and things like that. But know who your neighbors are. Talk to your neighbors like, Hey, if, uh, and and also your friends who are other fucking warriors, like in your area, shits are to go down, be ready for it. That, but you should always do that. That's this is not no different. This is just a stark reminder that we don't live in the 1950s anymore. We live in a country now where there's one side and not political side, but there's one side, right? That's trying to fucking dominate everything. And they'll do so at the expense of your livelihood and ultimately your life as well. So you should be prepared for that always. I mean, that, but that's always good advice. It is. But this is the first time I think we've actually given that advice on the show where shit could actually go down. I mean, for real, I, it's hard not to imagine something fucking crazy doesn't come out of this, right? From someone. I mean, I look, there's 350 million people in this country. How many are crazy? We don't send people to mental institutions anymore. Look at trans people fucking doing mass shootings now, right? Yeah, I, somebody's going to do something dumb. It's just the way it is when you have this amount of people. If this is the end of America, I'm happy that I got to spend it with you. That's gay. Yeah, it is. It is. And right now, as soon as the show ends, I will suck you fucking dick. All right. Suck your dick to death. I'll fucking suck your fucking dick to show you that. This is the end of America. All right. I think you should do it in, I think you should do it in Cleveland, Beaufort's voice. Oh, wish we had that clip. We should just have that on fucking repeat over here. I'll suck. I'll suck as many dicks as it takes to get these votes. I will hopefully leave on Beaufort to be out on the on the campaign trail this fall. And just a quick reminder, America is not Congress. It's not the House or the Senate. It's not the cunt president, no matter who they happen to be. It's not these judges who've had their campaigns in lower courts. I'm sorry, they're there. It's not these judges who have been run for district attorney back in the day, like Alvin Bragg, for example, who will become a judge someday, believe it, believe that shit, unless something happens, who were funded by Ford and entities like George Soros, right? That's where that's how he got into office as a DA of New York City. You don't think he's going to become a judge? It's not any of that stuff. It is the simple idea that individual liberty and personal entrepreneurship are the ultimate inoculation to tyrannical bullshit. That's what America is. And it will persist no matter what happens with these fucking gay bitches, right? I mean, it's just the way it is. So don't don't like don't think this is the end. I'll say that. Like there's America is still America, because it's you. It's all you people. That's what makes up America. It's not some fucking, it's not the government. As a matter of fact, we set this government up in such a way that it could be taken down. That was the whole point, either through a convention of states or the Second Amendment or whatever the fuck you want to call it. So just stay calm is what I'm going to say. Don't overreact to things, especially when your enemies trying to bait you, don't let them. That's that's dumb. The end. So we'll we'll end on that today. Go to iTunes right to show a five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. Walk away. But Dan, Anthony, Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bro's Fake News. 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