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I'm your host, Alina Mago, I'm Puerto Rico Podcast. Listen to Porte del Mestigo on Pandora app, Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform. I'm really glad to have you here, Feliz Juarez, we have Primavane, Kim, Eddie, E, El Meecho. We're celebrating because this was a Meecho week. What's meaningful? It's short, like you, dog, like you, doggy. I know, hopefully you're having a good week. You know what, at this point, yeah. Hey, listen, obviously summer is unofficially kicked off, so summertime, it's about going to your favorite concerts, sporting events, a porte vachetta solito. If you are going to purchase any tickets, we recommend you go to SeeGeek.com or download the SeeGeek app because you get $20 off your first purchase using our Shaboya Show promo code, it's fun, F-U-N, because we want you to have fun this summer, right? Get $20 off your first purchase on SeeGeek.com or on the app. So we started talking about some of the interesting today on the show. Primavane, it's just a note about Selena Gomez, and she had confessed in an interview, I believe, to Time Magazine, that speaking about time. If she didn't have kids by the age of 35 and she's currently 31, if Selena Gomez didn't have kids by the age of 35, she was going to adopt and whether she had a partner or not, she was just going to bust it as a single mom. And so that brought up the conversation, Primavane, you're going into your early 30s, Kim, even you brought up that you had a thought about, potentially, do I freeze my eggs? Do we do this? Do we do that or adopt? And Kim, you brought up the story of Kaylani, who's a singer, artist, and she had a baby with her guy friend, their friends, they're not dating, they're nothing romantic, she's just like, "Yo, it's going to be a lot cheaper for us to just get it on, al natural, asir de le chioso," then for me to get a surrogate or get some sperm for somebody, insemination, and all that stuff, right? And I think that's interesting, they're co-parenting now, Kim. And how long have they been doing this for, like, how old is a baby, do you know? No, I don't know, but it's been a while, maybe like five, six years. And they're just co-parenting, they're not living together? No. Wow. That's funny. Yes. Do you have a best friend that you think, Teriel Fabor, would do you the favor if you want to save some money and just go that route? Dude, honestly, I like to think that I do, I asked, actually, my best friend, Danny, he's gay. Yeah. And we've been friends for over 20 years, so that fool knows me. My roommate, my old roommate, Danny, for those of you that follow the show. You got me right here, why are you looking? Nah, dog, I want someone that's going to support me and support the kid, not like you. Yeah, exactly, not just someone that's going to put the baby in me. But no, we talked about it, because every time tax season comes around, you know, you know me, I don't like to do my taxes. But every time, like, you know, people with kids, oh, I got X amount of money or got a cheeky U.S. Ekis, and I'm like, dude, must be nice. So I was like, yo, dude, should we just, should we have a baby, like, for tax, for tax reasons? And then he's like, no, that's the reason why she bring a human to this earth, for tax reasons. Yes, I believe part of why I'm on this earth is to be a mother. I hope that God grants me that because I love kids and I love, yeah, like, I just, I think I would be a great mom and you are going to be a great mom. Thank you. Thank you. And I see that already. So, yeah, so with that being said, like, I was just like, dude, like, I want to have a kid like for taxes, taxes makes more sense right now, just because of money wise, you know what I mean? But you think Danny would be down? No, he wasn't down. He said no. Yeah. He said no. Do you have another friend? I think so. I think I have another friend in mind. I'm going to ask him. Text him real quick. And before the end of the podcast, we'll see if he responds. Your other friend. Okay. What should I say? She'll be like, dude, uh-huh. Are you down and make a baby with me? Are you down? Well, to me. No, because she's also shooting her shot at him, so we need to see how he reacts to this. No, but he needs another context. No, no context. No, he can ask me the context after that because it's so much fun. Just say yes or no. Okay. Okay. It's a no question. Just say. Are you down to put a baby in me? That's it. If you weren't dating Kim, and you and Kim were really good friends before you started dating. We were. And she asked you for a favor, bro. She's, you know, 40. And she's like, Eddie, you still haven't found nobody? I haven't found nobody, but I don't want to be with anybody. Would you just do her the favor? Okay. Let's just say that Eddie already had an agreement with someone before me. What do you mean, Kim, an agreement to do what? Let me know. Coming up next. What? Wendy's is open till midnight or later, so you can give in to the craving and go night mode. Get what you really want like a tasty baconator or fries and a frosty. When the craving hits, go night mode at Wendy's. See you later. Spitting US Wendy's hours may vary. Hey there. I'm your host and channeler and medium bringing you over 30 years of experience to Puerto itad mystical podcast. I've dedicated my life to uncovering a treasure trove of tools and techniques, and I can't wait to share them with you. Join me on this incredible journey where will dive deep into spirituality, astrology, fulfilling fitness, the divine feminine, numerology, and various spiritual modalities, and each week you'll receive invaluable insights and interviews that are going to bring you closer to that version of yourself that you want to achieve. Expect captivating interviews with experts. Deep dives into metaphysical concepts and practical advice to ignite your creativity and boost your personal growth. I'm your host, Alita Mago, I'm part of that mystical podcast. Listen to Porteil Mesico on Pandora app Apple podcast Spotify or your favorite platform. Dude, if it's Eddie, it has to be a prima. He's talking to me like, come on, get, get, all right, Kim. So Eddie had an arrangement with a man or a woman. An old friend, that's a woman. And allegedly, what was the arrangement that he was going to put a baby in her or not? He was just married. No? I don't know what the arrangement was, but I'm pretty sure I think just married. And I'm just yeah, like worst case scenario. Oh, like, see, not the cast, whatever age, then all marry me, dog. I think we've all done that with a friend before. I did that with a friend. I'm about to try and do this with you right now. Is that for responding? Yeah. He said no. Oh, and then he put lovey emojis and then I said, I hate you. And then I said, I hate you. I said, I hate you. And he said, I made you laugh. No. And then I said, just kidding. I love you. And he said, I asked because we're talking about adoption and freezing eggs. He's like, I figured, I love you too. You should respond. I'm not going to ask you. I'm not going to ask you. So both of your... Nah, this was down. I know he's... That was down. Nah, I'm going to be like, all facts, no printer, you're capping. Carrie, huh? What the fuck? No, my name. I don't know what you should say. Anyways. Insert me or no? Insert me. What the hell? Inseminate me. Oh, inseminate me. Inseminate me. Inseminate me. Inseminate me in this account. Yeah, see that. I dare you. Bro, just be like, no feelings attached. All facts, no printer, you can't. He's going to get it because he talks this way though. That's crazy though. Can you explain that to our listener? All facts? It means it's... It's factual. It's factual. No printer. Because facts, me... Oh, like facts. It's facts. Like, like, sending of facts. Yeah, but it's kind of like... No facts. But also play on the word facts. Facts. That is the truth or evidence. All facts, no printer, all cap. All cap meaning... Because if you say no cap, that means it's a lie. Oh, yeah. So it's all truth. Right. I was like, wait, hold on. I just got stuck. Or is it all cap as in all capital letters? Like you're yelling at them. Oh. You said talk to me nice. I don't know if I'm... I'm going to say catch me. Young. But how does a facts printer work? Like, I know it has a number, but that's what I don't get. Like, how are you going to send a paper to a number if it's not like tech? It doesn't send the actual paper. What it does is, you know, the facts machine, think of it being like a copy machine or a scanner? There it is. It scans whatever paper you put through there. And then when you dial a number, the other person has also a facts machine and it prints that image. That's crazy. It's crazy, huh? I literally barely knew what it meant today. That's pretty cool. Oh, my gosh. Really, Kim? Yes. Okay. How do you answer a phone? Bring. So they answer a phone too? No, I'm asking you. How do you answer a phone? I'm going to pick it up. Mm-hmm. How do you answer everyone? Oh, yes. Oh, clear. Oh, yeah. Oh. How to physically answer? Yeah. Oh, because Kim, like, picked up a cell phone and you... She just picked it up with, like, she just made a fist. Oh. But you do the old school phone. Right. Got it. So now we know what a facts machine is. Well, going back to the situation about a friend, we all jokingly at some point said to a friend, "Hey, if we are 35 or 40 and we haven't found nobody, let's just get married." Do you? Did you? Should we? Yeah, I had somebody. And where's this friend at? Maybe you guys married. Hell of struggling because I never asked nobody. Yeah, Kim knew she was going to get wifey to... where is she? She's married. She's just going to buy it on that one. After we made that agreement, she got married like the next month. She's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Not that quick, but yeah, she's married and he'll be... Oh, she's married. Yeah, she's chill. But thankfully, I think our deadline was 35 or 40. That's how it goes. Because when you're 20, 35 and 40 seems hell-old, but it's not. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - Think about it. When you're graduating. - See, no, you're right. - And you're like, "Oh, bro." Like, when you're graduating in high school, like a lot of people graduating right now, shout out to class of 2024. But you're graduating high school, and you're thinking, "Oh, when I'm 30, where I'm 40," you think it's so far away, bro. - Yes, true. - You didn't bring on it? - Yeah, I did. - That's all I'm saying. Once you get here, you're like, "Oh, it's not old." - "Oh, it's okay." - That's what you say to yourself, along with Eddie, who's 30 now, too? - Yeah, that's what's up. But yeah, I had that agreement. Kim, you didn't have that agreement with anybody. Eddie had that agreement, but now he found you. - Yes. - So he's good to go. And I'm working on it. - I'm gonna ask my wife, Janet, if she had anybody. - Oh, let's call her. - Call her. - Let me see. - Call her. (electronic music) All right, let's see. Call the wife, you're okay. - Yo, while she answers, we're going to Santa Maria this weekend. - Oh, yeah. - And Kwafel sent us this address. So maybe we can visit him. - Yes, we are visiting Santa Maria. Tomorrow Friday, is it May 31st? Yeah, tomorrow Friday, May 31st, we'll see you in Santa Maria at the rodeo. And then Saturday the 1st, we're gonna be at the parade, at the Futsko Parade, on Broadway. Hello? - Hello. - Hello. - Hi. - Hi, love, you are live on the after party podcast. - Hey. - Hey. - Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. - Hey. (electronic music) (electronic music) (laughing) - Oh no. - Yeah, our daughters are at a school. - Kipa saw, riela, lani, what's up? - Hi. - Hey. - Hey, Kip. - Are you going to the bathroom? What's going on? - Hi. - Hello, lani? - Ow. - Oh, I love you. - Samumucho. - Yes. - Can I talk to mom? - Love you. - Love you too, are you allowed? - Love you too. - Okay, mama. - Wait, wait, wait, is it your speaker? - Yeah, can you? Please take us off speaker, okay. - Sorry. - It's okay, no, it's okay. - I have it. - Hi. - It's okay. - Hi. - Oh, you babe, quick question. - Yeah? - Did you ever have a guy friend, like when you were in high school, maybe college, that you guys made like an agreement, whether it was joking around or serious, that, hey, if we don't find anybody to get married to when we're 30 or 40 years old, let's just get married to each other. - No. - No. - But my friend Crystal did. - And did she marry him? - I lost touch with her, yeah, so I don't know what happened. - Dang it. (speaking in foreign language) - Why not? (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - Yeah. - Oh my. (laughing) - I feel like when that happens, it's because you low key like the person, so you're kind of giving each other a quote. - Oh, Janet. - Janet, I'm texting someone right now. I'm trying to make a bad girl. Are you telling me that I need to have a different conversation with this man? Oh, that's actually-- - Well, I felt like my friend Crystal really liked this guy, and she was like giving herself hope for the future, so if it didn't happen now, maybe later, and it was like a nice way to flirt? - Yeah, like an indirect way to flirt. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - Janet, did you know what your boy had an agreement like that with someone? - Me too. (speaking in foreign language) - I had no idea, but maybe. (laughing) - Wow. - Maybe, no, he was a class clown, so he was probably clowning around. - Oh. - I was a class clown, but nobody wanted to be with me, so. - Did you be? - Yeah, I had an agreement like that, but not like serious. (laughing) - Nah, be for real. - Yeah, no, it's for real. It's just like-- - What is this, that's hot, tall, blonde, kiss him for day, or then nothing, Starbucks? (laughing) (laughing) (clapping) - That's hilarious. - You, your boy was, he started flatting, girl. No, I'm just kidding, he wasn't. - No, Janet always makes fun of me because my drink order at Starbucks is-- - A tall blonde. - A tall blonde latte. But, because I say lots of things, I say it's slow, so they can pick up on it, so it's always like, yeah, can I get a hot, tall blonde? - That's hilarious. - And then Janet thinks it's like-- - I get jealous. (laughing) - 'Cause you're the opposite, and way hotter. - Oh, yeah, exactly. (laughing) (laughing) - Okay, love. - Yeah, but I've never had that agreement with anybody. - That's interesting that you bring that up, though that low key, you probably have a crush on that person, you're making that agreement with, 'cause Eddie made an agreement with somebody. - Yeah. - Listen, I'll say it. - And so that's interesting that you bring that up. (gasping) - So why would you make an agreement like that? I don't know. - Wait, so someone had a crush on Eddie, or Eddie, you had the crush? We don't know. - They had a crush on me. - Eddie. - Eddie. - Wow, be for real. (laughing) - Hey, Eddie, they don't believe you. - I know, I believe you. - Thank you. - I believe you. - Nah, just wait for me. - Oh! (gasping) - Interesting, interesting. Sorry, Eddie. That's just my personal opinion. (laughing) - No, because we were also talking about, like Selena Gomez said that she was willing to adopt, which I think is absolutely beautiful. And be a single mom if she didn't have a partner by the age of 35, just because she wants to be a mom so bad, right? And then there's this other artist that she didn't wanna adopt and didn't wanna like and disseminate herself 'cause it's too expensive. So she just had a baby with her best friend, her best guy friend, but they're not romantically together. So Primavane is asking one of her guy friends right now via text if he would just put a baby in her 'cause she wants to be a mom. And guess what he said? - Not gonna get her. - Yes? - No, he said no. But now I'm working on, because Loki, well, we don't know who has the crush. (laughing) - Ooh, I think it's-- - He would hook up with you, but just like that, no. - Right, he ain't trying to put a baby in you. He's trying to wrap it up for sure. - Me too. That's messed up, me too. - Why is that messed up? - Well, I'm trying to make a pact with him right now. So you just gave me an idea, Janet, to make a pact. So I'm trying to figure out how to say it. - Let's stay straight up, like, hey, yeah. - Should I just be like-- - Because we're thinking like, what if we made a pact? Should we make a pact? - Yeah, we don't get made-- - Yeah, no. - Bunny, how old are you? - I'm 34. - Be like, if I'm 34 and a half, we don't find anyone. (laughing) - By November. So thank you, love. Appreciate you answering our phone. - Love you guys. - Love you. - Love you. - Love you, bye. - Love you, see you later. - Bye. - Bye. - All right, guys. Well, what's the last text, and we'll wrap up with this video about him. Where are we at on your text with your best friend? - Um, I said all facts, no printer. He said, talk to me, nice. I said, catch me. - Catch me. - No, because I tell him, like, it's okay. - Okay, just read it, just read it. - Just catch me. - Just read through it, no commentary. - All facts, no printer, your cap, your cap, talk to me, nice. Catch me. I said, catch me. - What, in the middle school? Keep going. - He said, I saw a light. - What? - It's an insider. And then, I put ha ha ha, and then I said, should we make a pact that if I don't have a baby by 35, you give me one? (laughing) - And that's where we're at. - That's next year. (laughing) - Primawani, I feel that-- - I love this game. - You know, with this guy that you're texting, I think there's, we've talked about him in the past. - Yeah, we have. - In the sense that you don't know if there's something there or not, romantically speaking. But I think part of the issue as to why you don't know is because you guys play too much. - But yeah, we remember. - And you get all this facts and caps and scan and printers in your conversations. - He made me for real. - Every time you guys do talk about, like, "Hey, do we like each other or not?" It turns into a joke. - It's because that's just us. - No, but you have to get to the bottom of it. Like, Simbromas, you should tell me, "No, there were a Simbromas, like, I like you." - You said, "How much are you gonna pay me?" - Oh, no. - We can go have-- (laughing) - That's a word. (laughing) - All right, we gotta go. Love you guys. - You should say (speaking in foreign language) - Like that. - We can face. - How much are you gonna pay me? All right, love you guys. - Mm-hmm. - One, two, one, go. - Hola. Thank you for listening to my dad at Shabbos Show. - What? (singing in foreign language) - Hey there. I'm your host and channeler and medium, bringing you over 30 years of experience to port out a mystical podcast. I've dedicated my life to uncovering and treasure trove of tools and techniques, and I can't wait to share them with you. Join me on this incredible journey where we'll dive deep into spirituality, astrology, channeling, fitness, the divine feminine, numerology, and various spiritual modalities. And each week you'll receive invaluable insights and interviews that are gonna bring you closer to that version of yourself that you wanna achieve. Expect captivating interviews with experts. 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