[Music] Welcome to Drinking Bros. Presented by ghostbed.com [Music] Sit back, relax, and grab a fucking drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Kids! Uh, the Sunday night shows, are always, uh, filled with booze, aren't they? On this Friday afternoon, you son of a bitch, dude. I'm back at it again. We got Dr. Mike, you fucker. [Laughs] You're gonna make me say this last night? Good luck, bitch. [Laughs] Is Ray T.L.? Eh? Eh? B plus. B plus? Alright, what is it? Is Raetel? Is Raetel. Yeah, it's got more letters than you need to pronounce, which is dumb. It's like French. It's like, why is this shit all in here? Are you Jewish? I am genetically three-quarters Ashkenazi. Okay, cool. So you do wear Oshkosh-Bagash, the only thing that touches my body. No, Oshkosh is from Wisconsin. Oh, it is. I don't think Jews are allowed there. Yeah, but Jews own the world, so we own Wisconsin. Yeah. Well, yeah, you own it, but you're not allowed there. Right. I think it's time. You're allowed to do the bookkeeping. Yeah. It's not safe. [Laughs] It's too cold for Jews up there anyways. It sure is. It sure is. It sure is. Yeah. Unless you're a, a, a, a, a, a, then they are dressed in wool, middle of summer in New York. What the fuck are they thinking? All super-do respect, all jokes, all love. I don't consider the Hasidic people Jewish. Okay. Yeah. All right, that's fine. Yeah. I count Jews by how many Nobel prizes and inventions you have, and they just pray a lot, so we're good. Yeah, I understand it. You're the founder of RP strength co-founder. Co-founder. Who is the other guy? That was it? Okay, since it's a white dude to make the whole thing legitimate. Oh, really? Yeah. You need a cracker around. Of course. No, first rodeos here. Yeah, you gotta have a honky in the mix. I get it. I get it. We got a company ourselves here, Hard AF Seltzer, in the middle of a fundraiser with you guys right now on WeFunder.com/HardAFSeltzer. We've gotten a lot of questions here about what the payout is going to be, that had to be determined by the SEC of how much our company was valued at right now on screen, Bob. You can see there in the bottom right. We're valued at about 15 million right now. That's not only just in sales, but also in product that we've got made and some deals that go out in the summer. We're in all the HGBs, starting July 29th and 135 right now. 7,000 stores total, I think, at the give or take. What do you mean? 7,000 stores total? Like across the country, right? No, 2,000. 2,000. 7,000 is the goal there, but we're in 2,000 plus locations right now. When you donate, because right now it's only open to the listeners, we haven't sent this out to the public or anything else, people are asking, "All right, great. What happens if I donate X amount of dollars?" If you donate $1,000 and we sell for 50 million, you're looking at roughly $3,500 back, which is a pretty rad return on your investment. Now we sell at $100 million, you put in $1,000, you get $6,000 back, you put in $10,000, you get $60,000 back. Those are the numbers right now. You put in, shit, if you can put in a hundred bucks, which is the minimum, you're looking at about $350 back, if we sell for $50 million, a lot of these booze companies, shit, Clooney sold for like $3 billion. So, Ryan Reynolds sold for what, $600 million? $600 million. And it's gin. And it's gin. Yeah, and it's gin. All right. No, no. And we are looking to do an exit sale, we're not going to do an IPO, we want everybody to make money and hopefully sell within the next five years, which is why we have you on the program today. You've gone through all this with the business and everything else. Have I? Have you? You sure have. Do you guys have a strategy for an exit sale, like what's your hopes and dreams with RP strength? We're just trying to do a good job and help people get fit and stuff like that. And if someone wants to come scoop up the company for an absurd amount of money, we're interested in chatting. But I think someone told us that the era of massive valuations and buyouts may be kind of in a slump. So, for like, for apps, that's probably true. For digital. For digital apps. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, unless you have proprietary software of some sort, then it's different. Yeah, because you're buying data, right? Yeah. You're buying the technology and not just the customer base. Like if somebody bought RP, they're buying their customers, right? Maybe some of the intellectual property as well, but not actual technological infrastructure. That makes it different. Yeah. So if you made a new way to make apps or to do an app or whatever, that would be different. Got it, kind of got it. Yeah, with us, we're a hard good. So it's an RTD. Congratulations. You sell it and then you kind of choose along the way for how much and what it's worth to you. You take a company like Prime, Prime is obviously in the fitness space and everywhere right now. Fitness dick in your mouth. Exactly. Exactly. Nailed it. What are they at? $10 billion or something. I mean, it's a crazy, it's a crazy valuation for that company right now. And I, to my knowledge, they're not close to selling right now. No, they did a really good job of spending their way through all the initial hurdles, right? And then plus the branding that they have associated with the ownership, it's an easy win. No, they're in the middle of the WWE, right? An easy win. I don't mean to diminish what they did. It's an easy win because they did everything right. Correct. Not which is rare. Yeah, yeah. Which is rare. And they're also very rich in that help too. So when they started the company, they were able to throw in, you know, a shit ton of money. It's $10 million. I mean, like, all right, great. That does not hurt. It doesn't. When you guys started yours, how does that start for an app? Is it a shit ton of money? Is it just a developer? Well, yeah. What were you doing before? No, that's ridiculous. I wasn't doing anything. My father is an oil tycoon, so I just grew up with trillions. Is that real? No. No, fuck no. No, there's not a lot of Jews from Detroit that are in oil. I don't think. I'm not from Detroit. Close enough. Yeah, but as soon as you just hit Jew at the time, I'm from there either. Where were you from? I was born in Moscow, Russia. Oh, you suck. Oh, you're fucking Russian, dude. Get a collusion. It's a Russian hoax over here, dude. He's a- He brought 100 by the laptop. And I'm like, say this next Donald. And he does. Yeah. Yeah. See you are Russian. You're a Russian Jew? Well, I mean, if he's Ashkenazi, there's a good chance he came from somewhere in that area. Right? Wait, literally, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Moscow, Russia. I mean, like, how do I put this politely? I used to be Russian until we left and they tore up our passports in front of us. Technically, it was never Russian. I was a citizen of the Soviet Union because we came before the collapse. What year was it? 91. 91, okay. That was the collapse. When did you get here earlier than years? Before, 91. Mm-hmm. And your parents came over, I'm assuming, or did they just ship you on a boat? They're like, see ya. They launched him. They put him in a cannon. That's what they're doing at the Mexican border right now. My parents are at the Mexican border doing that to children, to frustrate Biden, so the Trump wins. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, funny enough, my parents, my dad, especially, but definitely my mom, they're immigrants to the United States. We all came together with my sister and grandma. And you would be hard-pressed to find a person more proud to be American than my dad. That's usually obvious. And to more of a psychophant Trump fan. Like if they were like, "Hey, Trump's going to be in charge, but he's now King Trump and there isn't a more constitution, my dad would be like, 'That sounds great, that's just caught right to the chase.'" I'm down with it as well, but that's just me. I'm also about that. Only because that four years was financially the most successful of all time, and that's how I base my presidents, is if I'm financially doing well and the country's doing well. Fuck it. Well, it's not just that, but like take right now with Biden. The fucking richest of the rich are doing very well in the stock market because everybody else pretty much had to get out of it and liquidate it and be like, "All right, well shit. I'm going to spend this money that I was saving on gas, groceries, and other living expenses, so I can't afford to have money in the market anymore. I think 92% of the market right now is owned by the richest, but the poor's never really had a foothold anyway, and also they're not really people. I mean, do they really matter? Yeah, it's true. Come on. That's true. But to answer your actual original question, we bootstrapped the entire company, zero original investors. We didn't have any money when we started it. Yeah. Did you have a customer base? What were you doing before that? Just like doing personal training on your own? So Nick is the co-founder of him and I were personal trainers in New York City together, and we went to school together. And then I got into a PhD program for sport science at East Tennessee State University, and I started to learn stuff. And we were sort of referring clients back and forth to each other. And then we started coaching so many clients, sort of online digitally, that we couldn't do it ourselves anymore. We started hiring more expert coaches. And eventually people started asking us like, "Hey, why do you guys do the things, the way you do them?" Because we had a slightly different take on the fitness science. And so we had to write a few books to explain to folks like, "Hey, here's how it works." And when I was writing one of the books, I realized that one of the chapters on diet design, I had to basically say like, "This is how you design a diet for your goals in modifying." And I was like, "Yeah, I'm actually writing an algorithm that a computer can understand and execute and write and modify diets for people." And so basically that gave us an idea to make like a sort of halfway digital product, we call them templates, where it kind of takes you through a diet yourself and you adjust it based on various factors. We used the money we got from that to make our diet app, we used the money to get from that to make our hypertrophy app, we hired a whole team of amazing engineers, we went through a few rounds of hiring people that totally sucked and flubbed and then the team we have now is like the fucking All-Star A team and full of Jews, I mean, good God. Yeah. Is that a requirement? No, but they're just fucking good. They are. Hey, dude, I've said this on the show for years, man. Everybody that I hired in the past, Jews across the board of Hollywood, everybody. Wow. Not that. Mexican. He shows up. Yeah. He's not doing that. He's not doing that. Yeah. Hi. The fucking flowers. You're not hearing that. I mean, that's going to be Mexicans or not. My allergies. Exactly. We don't have Mexicans in Michigan. I've never been. Come on. You get some audience. Straight up, do we? I grew up. I shit ton. I grew up. I've never seen a single one. I grew up with like in Hollywood, like movies, they were always referring to like Mexican gardeners and I was like, ah, like I just didn't, there was no one. What did you guys immigrate to? What city? Metro Detroit. Metro Detroit. I think it or not, this is how fucked up Russia is. It was fucking paradise compared to where we came from and we came from the best part of it. I mean, you know, Robocop is set in Detroit. Robocop is actually a documentary and live. Yeah. It actually, I think they actually tamed it down a little bit from what really happened in Detroit. I don't know if this is true or not. What I heard is Detroit was so fucked up that they actually film most of it in Canada because they couldn't even get cameras on set reliably. That might be true. I mean, you come back and the lenses are gone. Yeah. I don't easily believe about Detroit. That's hilarious. No, but there is, it's Somalis, right? Dearborn. I think it's, no, no. So Somalis are like Minneapolis, St. Paul. Dearborn, Michigan is mostly Muslim, is Muslim, but I don't think it's a lot of Somalis. I think it's more like. Look it up. What, what do we got in Dearborn Michigan? No, Dearborn Michigan is more like Arabic population. Oh, it is. Yeah. You're, you're, the Somalis are in Minnesota. Okay. Hey, they're not me. They're not me. I don't give a fuck. Right? Yeah. When you say Arabic, though, like what nation, what nation are a lot of Lebanese people, Iraqi people, tons of people from Iraq, a lot of, a lot of Lebanese Middle Eastern and North African. So just, I mean, just Arabs, Arab is more than one country is Arab. I didn't know if they just kind of scooped up everybody and said, Hey, we're going here. And that's it. The mayor's name is Abdullah Hamoud, which is really saying, it's also interesting. I'm going to shut up. I'm going to get myself canceled. All jokes, right? I'm going to say that sounds like a fucking ISIS watch list. Sure does. Yeah. But you lit, like you live there right now and they can swing the election. So Biden doesn't know what to do because everybody's pro Palestine. I think you could have stopped at Biden doesn't know what to do and that would have been a completely fine. Oh, Biden doesn't know. Biden just doesn't know. They could have stopped. Yeah. He should himself yesterday. And they really, the Daily Beast ran an article. No. The Daily Beast is just like right wing insane propaganda or is this real? No, no. It's, it's. You guys have kids? Uh, no. Yeah, if you've been around a toddler with it, it's like leans for a little bit. Pay skills red, then he stands back up, Bob, pull up that video while we're looking at that. I want to look in a Biden shit. Yeah. Well, that's fine. Because you need to see it. The Daily Beast ran an article yesterday and like here, here's proof that Biden didn't shed himself or whatever. It's like, what proof? Do you got a fucking expert machine into his fucking diaper? Show me that. Dipe. Watch this asshole. Let's see him. There you go. So he's just a toddler behavior, toddler. Hard bend. Oh, no. And then she's like, Hey, she's like, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, for sure. She goes to yourself on the plane, pretend you still know things on the plane. And then the other one that I didn't see was, did you see him getting out of the car? They posted that. No, I can't watch it. That went viral. Bob, look at him getting out of the car today. You've been sent this a bunch of times all, actually Bob, I'll just, I'll send it to your Twitter. Okay. This is the one today that they didn't show. So fucking president poopy pants, I mean, genuinely no idea where he is. What is going on? He turned us to the girl on the left. It's nice that we're giving you people real job. Yeah. Anyway, the US has been people call it a melting pot, right? That's been the case for some time, whatever. The prime minister of England is a guy named Rishi Sunak. Okay. Okay. This is England. Sure. And then the mayor of London is named Sadiq Khan. Yeah. Yeah. That one I knew. So why, why haven't, this is my question, I guess, why hasn't there been an Iranian president named, I don't know, like Eric Johnson? That's not an Iranian name or Mike Smith, easiest question in the world to answer. No, it's not. Why isn't it like, why, why is it Saudi Arabia? Yeah. Why is it Saudi Arabia had a member of the royal family that's, we did elect a white American, Biden's white and American, Dave Jones. What are you talking about? Joseph, whatever his Robin is, Robin at, say Robin, yes, it is Robin. It is Robin at by the way. I love making fun of Biden cause like fucking Saint leftists, but also like, at some point, we're just clowning a fucking 80 year old man. Yeah. I would have been doing that anyway. Yeah. I hate old people. If I see one out in public, I'll push him down like round every time. But to Dan's point, what he's talking about is why isn't a white American never been elected to any form of government or other countries? Over there. I think I'm not over here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, because we're doing it here. Dearborn, um, is Mick McMock do whatever the fuck that guy's name was. So great name. Why aren't we doing it in other places if it's, if it's, if it's a melting pot? It's because if a bunch of Americans emigrated to Iran or to Saudi Arabia or somewhere like that and started trying to get involved in politics, they would cut our heads off. That's right. That's why. That's right. Right. Which is probably what we should do. No, we cut their heads off mostly. Yeah. Mostly. They got one guy. They got a bird, but mostly it was us cutting heads off to be honest. I mean, I think it's because Americans don't go to places that are objectively worse than America. Well, you try not to. Yeah, you try not to. But then is it. But then consider that in the inverse. Would you let somebody from an objectively worse place come and then tell you how to run your place? Man, I swear to God, most of your statements, if you ended it with what power would make so much more sense. Oh, we do it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I'm understanding it. Yeah. Because actually, because you don't have your headphones on. No. He actually didn't give me a button that says white power underneath all these statements. No. No, but any other Americans, too, like black, whoever, like there is no Americans that are elected to any other government around the world if a black American were to take their American accent over to like Sudan or DRC or Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia and try to get involved in politics, they would get executed immediately. Would they really? Yes. I mean, most of the people there get executed anyway. It wouldn't even be an anti American thing. It's like they fight each other as much as they fight anyone else. But also, can you imagine just trying to talk to a normal civilized black man from America? Like, hey, do you want to go to Somalia and run for president? He'd be like, what's the upside? You're like, ooh, upside. Yeah. Nope. There's none of that. We hadn't really thought of that. Yeah. We just want to put it in an American. Yeah. We don't care where. Can you learn a funny accent? Just throw a little French accent on there for the western side of the country. Maybe you learned some Dutch or South African for the other side. If you are black and you have a French accent, that's the most exotic VIP ball or global shit you could ever be. Like, and you have that general shit, because you know, like African leader, like he has like medals. Well, it's ever enough. He was only a colonel in his own army. Yeah. The fuck? Dude, promote himself. What are you doing? What are you doing? What's up? But he wasn't like, I'm not going to say I'm general. I'm just colonel and I'm president or whatever he goes on. Well, maybe he was pulling the Augustus Caesarware and he changed the name of his official title to just say first citizen, like first among citizens, right? Which is like pretending like even though I'm an autocrat, I'm just like you guys. That's all. Yeah. He had a good run. Yeah. He had the best run. He sure did. He sure did. But if you go back to like Wakanda, I think that's why the movie Black Panther did so well is they sounded great, you know, and it was like it was a touch of class over there and another documentary, if I recall correctly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If everybody knows that the most advanced technological society in the history of the world is a secret African one. Yeah. That's how it works, man. That is how it works. That's where diamonds come from. So I believe it. Not while I mean diamonds are just a result of pressure and time, right? So funny enough, there is a country in Africa called Botswana, where the De Beers Diamond Corporation is more or less headquartered. But they have an insanely high standard of living, highest degree of economic freedom in Africa. And they're doing insanely well, which is why you never hear about them in the news. Yeah. Because there's nothing exciting. There's just like Black people owning businesses. Yeah. There's like single Black women who have like cars in their own businesses, you know, leftist media is going to be like, ah, success. That's boring. Fuck that. So just never hear about it. Botswana. I didn't know that. And they have like Balor fucking National Park with giraffes walking around and shit. The giraffes have fucking diamond grills and shit. Oh, dude. Spending rims on their fucking little cards. Yeah. Yeah. Because other than like big game hunting, you never hear anybody saying I want to go to Africa. Cape Town used to be hot for a while and then I think whites are out over there. Two different types of people really want to go to Africa, insane right-wing gun-toting Nazis that want to kill animals that like there's two left of and insane left-wing people who want to feel better than everyone else to go save other people from themselves or some shit like that. And the animals? I want to go. They want to go. No, no. Oh, they want to save the animals too. Yeah. Yeah. You can also hook up with the Zimbabwean government and go out into the bush and hunt poachers. Oh, that's fucking sweet. Yeah, dude. That's like left-wingers fucking shaking hands and knees. Yeah, I know. It's that mean. Hey, and you can go and kill a human. It's fought out. But they're bad. So fuck them, right? You can sleep at night after that. And you can probably sleep at night no matter what. Even if they weren't bad. It's a kill. It's a kill. It's Arnold and Carl Wethers. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Let's fucking do this. That's all together, dude. Yeah. The problem with that is like, what does it simply go to Zimbabwe? You know, it's one of those things you show up to like the tourist immunization place before and you're like, what shots do I need? They're like, the list is quite long. And like, I don't know if they can secure a high probability if you're not getting fucking malaria? Yeah, I was going to say pulled out of your car and used for ransom. Oh, well, they're going to have to bring a couple of dudes to pull me out of my car. Yeah. Well, I mean, big man. Just a good fighter. No, they give you security guards this year. Oh, dope. Yeah. I trust Zimbabwe security like I trust. Well, they're professional hunters. It's one of the hardest certifications on earth to get, as my understanding base then. Guys, I know that. Oh, yeah. For sure. Years of training. I mean, they're like fucking bush experts. And they're also, they're all volunteers. Like they don't get paid much. They all volunteer to come there and protect the animals. So you said they don't get paid much, but you said they're volunteers. How the fuck does that work? No, I mean, like they're not recruited from the military. They just show up to do it and you don't get paid much. And they love the game. Yeah. I mean, I feel like we're speaking on a different planet, dude. You know? What do you mean? I don't think you understand a fucking word I'm saying today. I've never understood anything besides my side. Every question you're like, what the fuck is going on with you people? And I said to you people. I'm going to get this. Well, let's get a weirder today, all right? I'm in. Liver King. Right. Great American man. Honest. Is he? No. He's a fucking liar. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that's not a joke, by the way. No, it's not. We know. We know. We know. So we had a steroid cocktail on the show here. And how much do you still have us? We still do. I mean, 12 grand a month seems like a lot. I think it was 15. Bob, can you pull up his steroid cocktail for him? Like you can get a test. You can do it and see what it is. Bro. Are you on anything? Because you're a fucking massive dude. Nonsense. Yeah. Fucking am on anything. I'm much closer to if you had nothing and everything, I'm much closer to everything. I'll tell you guys, real talk, 12 to 15, whatever the fucking was grand per month. Yes. Somebody is fucking him in the ass. That's like that. I don't think you can put that much shit in your body, bro. It's like 10 times more expensive than already paying a lot. Like if you pull up the numbers. If you go through -- It's 11K. Yeah. No, no, I know. But is it broken down? The stuff that he did. You can find it. Oh, I've never seen that much. Oh, yeah. It's just the way it works. There's a list. It was in an email from his doctor or some bullshit like that, but like if you're using like this and you have a big social media account, blah, blah, blah, and you're a semi-famous person, you're paying for a viral testosterone goes down from like $120 to $30, right? It's $30 bucks for a full vial of testosterone a month. You go through one a week if you're fucking jacked like him. One vial a week. Holy fuck. That's really it. It's really putting a pedal to the metal. I mean, but that's what I'm saying. I'm being very -- It's so red. I'm being very -- I know. I'm being very liberal with it. So even if you're using that -- Did you say liberal? Yes. Liberal in the classical sense. What kind of show is this? Oh, exactly. Read off this list to him here. So he's got HGH, IGF-1, right? Okay. Bob, read it. All right. IGF-1, CJC. CJC with IMAP, that's like 90 bucks a month, maybe. Like seriously. Okay. I do. That's what I pay for it because I take that shit. CJC 1295. It's a really good peptide. I beat a moron. I'm gonna try -- I don't know about it. Test SIP. That's test SIP, you know. He says 066cc a week. So that's -- It's free. It's a cruise dose, 20 seconds. That is a cruise dose. Yeah, that's not much. Decca. I don't know how much Decca costs. 0.66cc per week. That's the same as test. More or less the same. Nominally more. What the fuck? 50 milligrams. Are you spending 12 grand or 11 grand a month on that? What's the last one? Win thrall 50 milligrams. Win thrall 50 milligrams. Again. It doesn't -- it's not expensive. It's not expensive. I'll say this, like, you can get pretty pricey with a growth, with a GH growth hormone. Yeah. GH can be like 1,000 bucks a unit. Right. Well, 1,500 for the month is what I was saying. But he's taking one unit a week, maybe, so that's 4 grand a month. From that, the other ones can't cost more than a total of like 2,000 dollars. If he's taking a kit a week and that's Sarah Stem, that's 18 IU's per day. That's what Ronnie Coleman was taking in his prime. That's an insane amount of Ronnie Coleman is right. Oh, yeah. Pull up a picture of Ronnie Coleman for the audience, because he's a massive man. Yeah. It's like five times bigger than liver king. And so -- but like, yeah, I guess if you do a kit of Sarah a week and someone's fucking you in the ass on Sarah, you could do 4 grand a month on that. But that's -- but a kit a week is a fucking insane. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm saying, we're going really high with all these measurements, and still, I'm not even at fucking $7,000. We're still off by like $6,000. Like, what the fuck, man? And how is Mark Coleman doing these days? Ronnie Coleman. Ronnie Coleman, I'm sorry. Mark Coleman is the -- he's a lot stronger. Yeah, he lives. Ronnie Coleman is alive, and he is -- he's probably leaner than that now, I would guess. I don't think he's carrying that kind of weight around if he's not competing. He's in his 50s now, or it might be 60 or something, yeah, in his 50s. And he's wheelchair-bound, morals, but he's still trains, and he's still doing the thing. He's 60. He's got some really nasty back injuries through his competitive career, and he had a bunch of surgeries. Yeah, he had a bunch of surgeries. He was Mr. Olympia for eight years in a row. He was tied for -- if you count females, he's tied for the second best bodybuilder of all time. If you count only males, he's tied for the best bodybuilder of all time. Who's best? Kyle, female bodybuilder, won the Miss Olympia 10 times. Ronnie won it eight. Arnold did seven, right? He won it eight. Arnold did seven. Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's -- as far as men go, that's pretty much the best. And which one is she? The black one or the white one there? She's the one on the left. She's both. It's just a matter of how much spray tangy you have for that. Yeah. She's the one on the left? Yeah. Yeesh. That doesn't mean -- Okay, say something nasty. Wouldn't talk that shit if she was here, would you? No, sure wouldn't, but it just doesn't look like a female. That's the problem. Neither of them do is the problem. I don't think that's the idea, though. They're just trying to get as jacked and lean as possible in that division. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I mean, at a certain point, do you not want to still look like a lady? Or is it just about being jacked? Because -- look at these two again. Bob, Bob, put them back on one screen. I imagine they're on all the fucking gas as well. Oh, I would say all, but a lot. I'm more than the average female would take by Longshot, even if she was interested in her league action. Definitely some testosterone and then some cutting agents towards the end, for sure. Shit, man. Would you really want to do that, if you're a lady? Both of them walk in, take their tops off, say, "Let's go cowboy." Fuck. Yeah, yes. No. No. Absolutely not. 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Well, see, we decided, what, 18% gay on you? Yeah, I said I was 18% gay. That's a solid amount of gay. Not really. That's in pretty low. I think it's respectable. It's respectable. Sure, but it's not like over the top. It's like you don't... You could wear two rings. A one on each hand. You could wear a class ring and a wedding ring. Anything more than that for a dude? Like you're getting into Persian territory and we don't like that shit. And right now, I've only got one... I've only got a wedding ring on my class ring. Somebody married you? Yeah. Oh, it was not her choice. God bless his heart. Yeah, honestly, it was in that range. Yeah, his name is Jeremy, my gay lover. Jeremy, my gay lover out there. We've been close for 14 years. Yeah, he's been pregnant several times. Sure has. What a beautiful 2024. Oh, yeah. Well, you've seen the emoji, the pregnant man emoji. That's Jeremy. That's just me. After I knocked him up. So, like, obviously, I'm not the gay one. He got pregnant. Yeah, at least you're a pusher. It's his problem now. Sure is. Also, we're in Texas, so it's really his problem now. You can always drive a couple of hours, right? It's a far drive, though. You can't arrest a big state. You can't arrest gravity. Just fall out of the fucking movie. Those things are like, do I really want to abort this child? But the drive is so long. Yeah, yeah. I'll just put it off. And then, 18 years later, you're like, I should have made that fucking drive to Louisiana. Well, then you can just take him down to New Jersey. Mexico, which is way closer. Yep. You don't even need a doctor for that. Got their head off. Yeah. Go down to fucking Marshall's. Grab a hanger. Mexico. Do it in a dressing room. Listerine bottle. Oh, just fall 'em around. What's the Listerine bottle do? You put it in your vagina. Oh, what? That's not real. That's not real, is it? Why would that do anything? The baby hates the Listerine. Is the baby British? I mean, I think it's made mostly of alcohol, which you guys would probably love. So if you were the baby, you would just be born then and be born. That might have been how I was born. Yeah, maybe. No, no, no, no. I think I'm already a self-serve. I'm sorry, I didn't see what happens. So there's no shot of you doing a greased up hologram or anything? Wow, we keep coming back to this. What are you going to do? What are you going to do on there that's going to separate it? You know what I'm saying? Like, I want to know. Well, he doesn't really need this. He's got tens of thousands of subscribers. I understand that, but you're always going to be growing and doing shit. No. So, like, what's the point of the future? So for real? Yeah. You pay for the app. It always gives you, like, a clever, like, "Hey, sorry. It failed to load. It's your software. That's the problem." We already got your money. Two middle fingers in the air. Boom. You're a fuck. And we're based in the Cayman Islands, so good luck suing the fuck out of us. Sure, yeah. Fraud. Fraud. That's the way to go. I'm just asking you to accuse me of a crime. No, you just outlined the crime. Yeah, you just did it. You were fraud. That's up to interpretation. I call it the gift of surprise. Yeah, for sure. But what does your company actually do? It's the old rope-a-dope. I've asked you about 10 times. For sure. I'm trying to dodge it. So we have two apps. One is a diet app, which tells you what to eat, when. Okay. And it makes sure that it adjusts for you so that you get as lean or as jacked as you are capable of getting with your medics. And then walking through that, am I doing a blood test to fill in information on that? No, that's mostly based on lifestyle or what? So blood test stuff is almost all bullshit. Okay. There'll be a time in five to ten years when that's awesome, but it's just all mostly life. So I sign up right now. How much data am I putting in? Like, how long do I have to fuck around with this thing before I start getting? Not results, but information to go out of the store and buy shit, I guess. Oh, a minute and a half? Okay, cool. 'Cause some of these things, like, you got to tell them a fucking life story. Why do you need to know how my grandma died? Super science, super evidence-based. Yeah. What was your grandma's name? She had an inheritance. Her last name was slay, which is, I wish that was my last name. What is your account number and routing number? Yeah. And four, three, two, one. And your dog's your first pet's name to color the first pet's name. You tell your bank that shit and then you forget your password. And it's like, what was your first pet's name? You're like, oh, fuck. What did I type in there? His name was Daquan. He sure was. Yeah. A cat, I assume? Brickishaw. You look like a cat. I'm a definitely a cat guy, yeah. So that's the first one is just the RP string that, right? That's the diet app. Diet app, so excuse me. So it tells you what to eat in one, basic. And then there's the strength app, which is a hypertrophy. Is that how you say that word? I'm not familiar with that phrase. Yeah, hypertrophy. So it's like the science name for muscle growth. Okay. So basically it's a training app. You type in like how many times a week you want to train and shit and what muscles you want to train and which exercises you like or just pick some for you. And then you just log all your weights and it tells you what to do next week and next week and next week. So it just takes care of all the work for you. So you just go in the gym and mindlessly try to deal with your childhood demons. And then you get in shape. But what about if you don't have the time to go to a gym and you do more calisthenics or stuff like that, right? You're just not willing to do what it takes and you're not in our target demographic. Go fuck yourself, you tiny, pathetic idiot. Like Bob. No, Bob's fine. No, he said he had kids. He's not going to work out ever again, so that's true typical bullshit excuse from lazy spineless people. Who's Bob? Bob's bar producer. Bob, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. You're great. I mean, we've had this fucking debate on the show forever here with Delco. Chess workout. Delco, tell him your theory on chess. There's only one workout, correct? No, no. It's just flat bench is useless, inclines a superior workout. But you only do incline bench, correct? No, I do decline. I do flies. I do everything but flat. Everything but flat bench? I'll do dumbbells for flat every now and then, but barbell flat stupid. What say you? The mythology propagated by people who can't bench enough to walk with a straight spine in a grocery store and look men in the eye. So what's the answer to that? I don't know what you just said right there. Your boy can't bench a lot. Okay. It's embarrassed about it. And bitch has probably made fun of him when he's younger for it. That's not true though. That is true. I mean, I'm close to 300 pounds, incline. Nice. Yeah. I was close to 300 pounds when I was eight years old. Inviting weight. Incline? Also that. Incline's great. Incline's great. Decline is cool, but not a lot of gyms have it. And it's also awkward because you got to unrack it from this weird behind yourself place. The flat bench is fundamentally an awesome exercise for many people. But for some people that just don't feel it right and it fucks with their shoulders a little bit. If you have long arms, I think flat bench is probably not the best thing. It's actually amazing if you have long arms. Why tell me the difference then? But again, you just because you have to lift through a large range of motion, you won't be able to lift an impressive amount of weight. You'll feel pathetic about yourself and you'll make excuses like your boy over there just did about flat benching. I prefer dumbbells because it makes me stabilize more. And I'm not like. What are you training for that you need stability? I just general strength. I don't care about like, I don't care about aesthetics and I don't care about how much I've benched. I can tell you don't care about aesthetics. It means nothing to me, right? That's for the best because if you decided you'd have a fucking long road up. Why? He looks awful. Are you being serious? No. Anything I'm here serious? Because holy shit. Bro, honestly man, I feel like I've taken acid today and I don't know what the fuck is going on. I was told that you guys are basically functional alcoholics and it's all jokes all over the dark. No, I'm a drug addict. It is. I'm not addicted. I just, well my god, don't make a mistake. That's not the same thing. But I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No, but I look at it working out the same way as he does, right? Like if you look aesthetically good enough to walk around throughout the day unless you're competing in something. You can technically walk around looking like anything. I did just go to Houston and holy shit. Yes. One of the fattest places in the world. So San Antonio is the fattest city in the entire world. No way. What a fucking honor. It's the third fattest city in America and it's the seventh largest city in America. What's the first fattest city in America? Like somewhere in Mississippi. Oh, yeah. The first two are like smaller, way smaller. So there were more fat people in San Antonio than any other city on Earth. By number. By number. Absolutely. But other countries don't have fat retards like we do. You know what? Statistically by fraction, folks in the Pacific Islands, like Samoans, they got us all fucking be. Technically, right? But there's a lot of... And also they're better at sports. There's a lot of skeletal muscle mass down there too. For sure. They look big, but it's not like the fatties we have. And the UK is starting to catch out by the way. The UK is actually fatter than us on average, but we have more super fats and I'm so fucking proud of that shit. Yeah. Hey, look, we're going to do it. I'm fucking do it, bud. You can, you can be miss your state, whatever insert your state. Is that really? That's her, yeah. So you know, Miss Maryland, Miss Maryland is a dude. Really? Married to a Marine. Come on. What did I hear, like, guys are just better at everything than women, so now they're better at being women. Yeah, we've always been better at being women. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm just glad we're getting the credit for it now. I'm not really Miss Maryland thing. It's when's it going to be my time? On the one hand, yeah, it's kind of weird that a super large lady is Miss... What was it? Miss Alabama? Green boy, Alabama. Miss Forrest Gump. That's fucking trans. It's nice that she gets a chance to be looked out and smile and be pretty, because like... Beauty patches are kind of fucking pointless to begin with. It's weird, I think. Yeah. It's fucking weird. It's super fun when it's like adults, but when it's kids, it's fucking really weird. It's very weird. Really weird. You say that because you have no talent. You've got to have a talent. It's worse than that. I tried when I was younger, and the judges' feedback that really made me question my life. The wigs. Oh, I need someone else. Okay, so, what does she tie or...? Like that makes sense. Auditable. Yeah, they can hide it the best, dude. That's a woman to me. They can hide it the best. That's a woman. Never known. There's a hog on it. She's married to a Marine. Active dude. My man. And she still has the dick? Unclear on that. I have it soon. Who cares? You're gonna... You're gonna have dicks. Again, you're gonna have... What are you gonna do with it? I mean, that shot doesn't look like there's a dick to it. Scroll it like... No. No, no, no. I'm sure it is, right? Certainly, but do you tuck on vacation in Miami like this? Yeah! Nah, that's a long talk, dude. Yeah, I feel like... You guys don't... I used to be like, "No fucking way." And then I realized the talk game is like, "You can't fucking tell. You can't tell." Well, you can tell when you get... Until it's too late, you're drunk and you're like, "Fuck it, I'm here anyway." No. No. Yeah. Come on. I think... I think... Homeboy got his wiener chopped off there. I heard Bruce Jenner, though, kept his. Taught. Yeah. You're a dick tock. Chopped off? You're a she to me. You went all the way. I believe you. I believe you either way. Yeah, she's standard. Yeah. And 200 years when somebody exhumes this dude's bones, they're going to see narrow hips. Yep. Right? Yep. And they're going to know it's a man. Yep. And then they can be like... Everyone back then was really hot. Guys and girls. Look at that person. Gorgeous. No. Because we don't think of Caligula like that, do we? What is a Caligula? Oh, man. This guy. It means little boots. Little boots, dude. Really? Because he was a Roman emperor and he had little feet. No way. This is what we call him now. Nobody called him that at the time, obviously. Right. Because they would kind of get the fuck out. He would get his head caught. Yeah. But he was like all... He was into all kind of tranny bullshit. Am I right? Rob? No social media back then. So you could talk some shit in the back of a room and no one would fuck me. Well, they mostly painted on the walls, right? The original... Yeah. Shit. Graffiti and shit. Yeah, graffiti. The first thing they paint is like a TikTok rectangle and then they paint shit in it. Yeah. And then an ad for Prime in the corner. But it turns out the paint was funded by China. You're like fucking mate. Oh, fucking China. It's got them out of here. It's always fucking China. Yeah. Is there a lot of fucking dudes competing as women in bodybuilding? From what I understand, it's incredibly rare. Yeah, does IFBB allow that? I don't know. Or NPC into those major organizations? I don't know. I'm not sure. What does the pageads do? Right? Obviously. But, yeah, actually I might consider switching the gender things on for the other division. Yeah, when I... I'm praying quite muscular for a female. And hairy. That's true. Which is what I do as a looking for, yeah. Which is what I do as a looking for, yeah. Like, you've got very short arms. You could do a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And when you have short arms and you're five foot one like I am, you need every bit of muscle to compensate for that. You never grew up and everyone always literally looks down on you. That's true. We can stretch you out now. You can get that surgery for your legs. Do you want it? We put six inch rods in your legs. Yeah, they cut several men hold me down while it happens. Well, that's a given, I think. Well, you're going to sleep. Like they'll put you to sleep and then put it in. I want to be awake. Do you? I love to be. To get your femurs on now? I love to be restrained by Texas right-wingers. Yeah, it'd be fun, huh? That's got to be a fantasy. It is. It's definitely. It's definitely okay. If Bob, you're, you have a bull, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My wife's bull. Yeah. Yeah. So, is that a thing in the gay community as well? Is it, does the top ever cuck the bottom or vice versa? I don't know how that works. Man, I think they just have all the fun in the world. They have all the fun. All the fun. I think everything has no fun. Yeah, I think everything's on the table. It's just like, it's like choosing what you want for dinner. You know what I mean? It's like, do we want to fuck each other? What should we get on an app and get a couple of dudes over here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That part I understand, the part that I'm confused on are the social dynamics that are involved there. Is somebody the cuck at any point, right? What does that mean, cuck? Cuck hold. It's like, yeah, but like to you, what does it mean? Because to me, it's always like, when I watch the kind of adult films that I watch, which I never watch because porn is fucking toxic to men. Am I right, brothers? Sure. Yeah, it's illegal here in Texas, isn't it? Oh, dude, I tried to fucking jerk it and it's fucking the some bullshit came up. Like, I thought it wasn't fucking Dubai. It's like the paragraphs. You can't do it. What the fuck? Just say don't jerk it. I don't need that real. It gives a shit. Come on, Texas. Well, what do you mean? Anyway, it's all you're going to. I mean, that's where you are, bro. Gay cucks. I know. I'm trying to get myself out. That lets other dudes fuck his wife, right? Yes. Yes? Yeah. But not always let's either. I think the coining of the phrase was by Shakespeare and he was talking about somebody being cuckolded against their will. So somebody else is fucking the wife. Yes, the literal quote was, "Ha ha, you're a cuck, you little bitch," quote, Shakespeare. Yeah. Yeah. Bill. Well, it's so good with words. Said Bill Shakes. Yeah, he wasn't really even real. Billie Shakes. Maybe. Billie Shakes wasn't. That's what they called him back then. That's what they called him. Yeah. So there's not a lot of fucking dudes switching it up here. You know, I just don't know. You know what's really weird is how, so there's a bunch of professional sports, right? NBA, Major League Baseball, NFL hockey, there's tennis, golf, all these. I haven't seen one woman dress up like a dude and join any of those leagues. It's weird as shit. Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? It's odd. That's well and how that works. I don't understand it. I know why it doesn't work in basketball because if you are a woman, you get to play in the WNBA and the level of both play and compensation is so insanely competitive. Why the fuck would you downgrade to the regular NBA? Yeah, sure. Did you see those, these ladies are still complaining they're not flying private? Oh, would I not? I thought they all got it all the time. I think they might be instituting that sometime this year, next year, but the league has never made a dollar. What they lose is like seven to 10 million a year, like that's so weird, man. Yeah. And then so the comparison I gave was this, it would be like you and I complaining that we're not flying private and then demanding that Joe Rogan's bigger podcast pays for us to play. I've actually sent Joe that exact. Yeah. I would love Joe. We got to fly private. No, no, no. We're not doing that. Joe, we have a gig in Atlanta next week. I think you need to pay for us. I think it's only fair. Yeah, for a friend of pay first to go. It's actually not fair if he doesn't for sure. We got some breaking news here, fucking that Mike Tyson fight is back on. It was off. Yeah. Yeah, he has also so he has to get treats treatment for his office. So they just said Netflix just announced Friday, November 15th. That's the new schedule date for that. Holy shit. That's far away. Will he make it to that? I don't know, man. I don't know. Dude, you got to go through a whole new camp now, right? Dude, you got to go through a whole new promo phase. People forget it's even fucking on. Did they face off just recently? He might die. Because the other part too is you're in the middle of college football season, NFL season, all that other shit, man. I mean, that's a lot to compete with. What day of the week is that? Friday. This is a Friday night. The whole world watches boxing, though. Yeah, it does. What do you guys think is going to happen that fight? Because I got two ideas. One is who's the Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Jake Paul, Jake Paul's young and athletic and good at fighting. But then again, Mike Tyson is two things. One, Mike Tyson, and two, an adult black man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got dad's strength at this point. It's a quote. Wesley Snipes from passenger 57, always been on black. Talking about sports. I don't fucking white people. You're good at other stuff. And that's what you're saying that too, so you know it's real. Yeah, for sure. Do you get hooked up to any of the electrodes and all that shit that Mike Tyson's using for training? To my genitals, yes. Electrodes. For the rest of your body. You mean like the monitoring ones? Or like the ones that shock you when you're trying to lift weights? Well, he's doing both because I guess he's trying to monitor heart and something else at his age. That's for sure. Yeah. But like the ones that, whatever that bullshit is where they run electric current through your muscles, a lot of people do that to try to keep the load off of their joints, shoulders, hips and knees. Right. Which kind of, I guess makes sense. I don't think it works. Frankly, I don't see any evidence to show that it works, but it does allow you to mentally lift lighter weight. That's what he's... Right. And he's like, that's what he's using for this in training? I mean, he looks great. He does. But he's always... He's never not looked great. Mike fucking Tyson. I've used it before. Two different instances. One, we had a guest on the show, Kevin, who from a new fit down the street here in Austin. I was fucking sore as shit the next day. Yeah, but just because it's creating more lactic acid, which is what makes you sore for the most part, doesn't mean it's tearing more facial tissue or making it heal quicker, which is building muscle. Whoa. Is it... I watched it be used on a colleague of mine who went through a workout with it, and I've seen a bunch of other people use it. And it does absolutely deliver more of a stimulus to your muscles. So if you have trouble connecting to a muscle, really feeling it, some people have trouble like getting their back really going. Really the most pertinent application for that is like high level competitive bodybuilding where the judges are like, everything's great, except you're fucking lats. You go use it on your lats. It does work, but it doesn't kind of magic, and most people don't need it. Maybe Mike Tyson has some fucking weird shit, but is he the guy's how old is Mike Tyson? 57. Yeah, he'll be 58 by the time this fight happens, because it's barely a couple of months. But the other thing, too, is like, show his body, Bob. I mean, at 57, 58 years old, how the fuck do you look like that, Black Don't Crack? Is that what it is, for real? Yeah, fuck yeah. Also, he's like one of the best athletes of all time. He didn't just like randomly show up to the genetic lottery. He's Mike Tyson. Here he is. Is that at the Austin location? So that's what he's hooking up to as he's doing workouts and fighting and all this other shit. And then they'll just kind of raise the volume on it. Like I said, I've done it twice. I did it for workouts when we had a guest on the show that owned the company down here. And then the other time was after I got out of a hospital, bad relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's basically a 10 unit, right? For the most part. And so, but it was very, very slow and it was more or less to stimulate muscles to get them back going again. It wasn't for any workout possible. It can work for that for sure. But what a lot of people do is they'll find something that works in like a specific context and they'll be like, this works in every context and it really like to carry over especially for fluid, athletic, powerful movements. That's not what you want to be using because you want to develop your own muscular coordination because you're going to need that shit in the ring. You can't bring that shit in the ring with you. I would say like, except for specific circumstances, most people, probably Mike Tyson included, but I'm not as trained. So I can't tell for sure. They would be best off not using that, but for specific instances, it's a cool technology. Also if you put it on your testicles, cancel your plans. It's a fun night. It's not. It hurts. You try it. No, one slips. We did it on abs. Dead, seriously. Did it on abs. Slipped down and that just clipped it and I was just like, whoopsies. Well, that's that scene from Three Kings, right? No, I don't know that one. Three. I haven't seen it in 30 years. With George Clooney? Yeah, it came out in 90s. Clooney, Wallberg, Ice Cube, right? That was a great one. The way he tortures him is he hooks his fucking electrodes up to a car battery hooked up to his nut sack. That's not a fun day. Yeah. I mean, maybe this for, it depends on your confidence. He gets a real kinky guy and after he escapes, he shakes the guy's hand. He's like, "Hey, man, thanks so much for this car." Yeah, yeah. It's the guy that starts pounding off afterwards, you know, you got to reassess. They're not really torturing anymore. Because the way this shit works too, when you take it off, sometimes it's just your muscle just twitches for like five minutes, man. It's wild. It can really fuck you up. Like in the good way, like it can really stimulate a lot of, it can stimulate a degree of contraction. You may be unable at the time to stimulate yourself. So it's like that extra added bit. Most people, the limiting factor on their ability to grow isn't that they can't stimulate. For most people, it's just like, you don't train often enough, hard enough, and you aren't recovering well enough. But when you go into the gym, you don't have a problem. Like if I took you fellas to the gym, and I was like, "Okay, make my quads really sore. No problem. We don't need electrodes. We don't need diddly-dick." But for some people, post-injury, for some people that have really trouble connecting with a certain muscle, it can help. It's just, again, it's just like, people see something that works in some context, and they're like, "I fucking want it." Like the whole trend with the fucking cryo-chambers and the cooling, you know, how we ever been shit. What's your stance on that? So it actively interferes with muscle growth, it reduces muscle growth. The thing is that muscle growth happens through an inflammatory process, but also joint pain happens also through the inflammatory process. And the cold plunges and stuff take that inflammatory process and quite literally cool it down. And so you never get that inflammatory process. So if you have a leg workout, you don't do the cooling shit, and then you go home and you wake up the next day after eating a lot of food, you look at my fucking god, my legs are fucking tight and sore. That's a good thing, because that's part of the growth process. You can do the cooling shit afterwards, and you wake up and you're kind of more spry, like, "Hey, I'm good. I can go train again." The problem is you didn't get as much muscle growth out of that process. It's like kicking yourself in the dick while you're at it. It's not a good idea. If you're in the gym to try to get jacked and to try to get strong, if you're a sport athlete like a soccer player, a real sport, a man's sport, an American sport, the American sport. I'm from Russia. I remember I don't know anything. Clearly. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Soccer. You play it with your... Soccer is not the goddamn American sport, bro. Do you know how many little kids play soccer? Yeah. I got them. But I don't want to watch it on television. They use football. They use football. Football. They quit. I told. I forgot I was in Texas. I tell you what, son. What's the most important? They chicken motherfucker. You just won the National Championship. That's right. I was on that team. Yeah. He was. If you're a sport athlete, you remember me from the guy with the short arms. If you are a sport athlete and you're not, you're plenty jacked already, but you need your legs to be fresh every fucking day, especially leading up to an important game, getting into the cooling shit after is great, because your body's like, "Hey, you did a lot of soccer running. Let's get your muscles growing." You're like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no inflammation. I need to be back tomorrow to work on my technical abilities, to work on my cardio." And then it's a fucking great tool in context. But people see that again, and they're like, "Oh, it's fucking advanced. Athletes use it. I need it. No fucking gym. You don't fucking need it. You need to just do some curls and go home and stare at a plate of steak and wonder why the fuck you fucked up your life and marry that shit person that you did." Oh, wow, man, that's a really fatalistic, pessimistic world view. I call it realistic. No. Or so many Americans so happy with their marriages. Man. Ooh. Yeah. No idea where you're going today with any of this. Let me ask you about the ice bath, son. Good or bad? Same idea. Same thing. Did you see it on Instagram with every fucking person, and it's like, "Dude, I got to get an ice bath. Got to get an ice bath." Yeah. I've never done it. It's super Instagrammable, basically. Yeah. That's the kind of shit. Oh, cool. And this is this idea that's like, "Oh, man, it's advanced. Athletes do it." Like, every 50th person in fitness on Instagram is a real athlete, and 49 of those people are just like TikTok influencer motherfuckers that lift weights, and the 49 people want to be like the 50th, so they're like, "Ice bath, cryo chamber, put the fucking sticky electric shit on my abs." And it's like, "Yeah, you're just kind of pretending you're doing this shit." And a lot of them just don't know any about her, so they're getting fucked. But an ice bath is more or less free, just takes your time to put ice bags in the shit. Some of the cryo chambers and shit, they go for like fucking tens of thousands of dollars. I mean, some of those ice baths that stay cold all the time are like 12, 15 grand. Yes. It's like, "Come on, man." And they're very, very expensive, so... They're taking a cold shower because as far as the benefits you get out of it, under 50 degrees Fahrenheit, it doesn't get better as you go down to like 25. It just doesn't. Like, there's no evidence that's suggesting it's better as you go down. You can't even see more hardcore. Part of it you should do, if you're going to do it, you should go as cold as you can, because part of it is the mental toughness side of it, so sure, do that. But if you're not to the point where you're spending 15 fucking thousand dollars on the chain point... That's like half a week of "Liver King" steroids, I thought you could have bought. Sure is. And you could buy half a car with that. You could get really red with that. Yeah. Let's go through PRs. You ever burn it out on all the ends? What are you at chess wise? What's your bench yet? The most I've benched, haven't maxed in a really long time, but the most I've done for reps is like, I've done three 15, three plates on a side for 20. 20 times? Okay. What about leg press? Nobody asked that. That's not a serious question. Yeah! On this show it is what? Leg press, I've done 675 pounds for a set of 20. Okay. Delco, can you beat that? You've got some fucking stumps on you. Leg press isn't really a thing, but yeah. Yep. Thank you. If you brag about leg pressing, people know you're not a serious lifter. Yeah, you're like a... You know, you're a delusional. You're typically a fat dude if you do leg press. Yeah. You've got the biggest legs that I've seen here. What do you do for legs? I do squats, I do lunges, dead lifts. And so when you see people at the gym doing leg press, that's all bullshit? No. But if you hear people bragging about their leg press, it's fucking bullshit. Okay. I only did leg press for range of motion, and then, I mean, really, that was it, I guess. The point is stacking up a whole heavy weight and putting a bunch of pressure on everything when you're sitting back like that. Just do squats and dead lift. Yeah. You're also like a kid because you steal all the 45. You do steal all the plates. So this thing, if you're doing leg press properly and you get a good range of motion, it's an awesome way to grow your quads and other parts of your legs. But if you're a fucking dildo and you take it like 20 fucking plates, it's also like annoying. Like, how important is it for you to quote unquote impress other people that you're willing to like spend 10 minutes putting fucking plates? And then another 10 taking them off. But you're fucking tired then, and you're like, what the fuck am I doing? A lot of those guys will just leave them on there, and then they don't get to come back to the gym after a few sessions. Yeah. Because I see it all the time, and you're like, man, what the fuck you doing? I've never, I think once that we had to do it for like a high school thing where it was just like, hey, dude, but it was for charity. So you tried to, you know, yeah, you tried to lay places you can as much as you could on, you know, you do legs, you do squats, you do bench, you do all the things, whatever. It was the guy who won, the dude like you, he was probably five, two, five, three, a 40 year old Jewish steroid addict in high school. Yes. Yeah. I won't say his name, but he was the first guy that I ever saw do steroids. He had it before anybody else in high school, high school, and he was doing it like that's dumb. That's fucking dumb. He was doing intense. You're great. He's trying to even fix you. Correct. He's doing his hands when you shook his hands. His hands were so tiny. Already. It's like Trump. Yeah. Well, Trump's got normal. Yeah. I have a small chance. You ever shaken his hand? I've never seen him in person. Okay. I've never seen anyone that important in person Arnold. I've seen like from a 15 feet away, and that's probably the most important. John Liguizamo. Do you guys know who that is? Yeah, Johnny. I saw him in a car when I was walking in Hollywood once and I was like, oh my God. That was the closest celebrity encounter. He's smaller than you. So. You take that home. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah, I'm the man. You are the man, dude. You are the man. Yeah, that guy, shit, I don't know what happened to him now, but you know, doing steroids at that age. You would hope he's dead. Just as a life lesson. I can look him up on Facebook. I'm probably still friends with him on Facebook. I'm just out of curiosity. Getting a lot of high school kids to lift as much weight as possible is kind of fucking stupid. It was for one charity event though. It wasn't. They like the coaches didn't implement that or anything. Yeah. It was more or less like, hey, we're doing this wait for Jesus or whatever it was. Yeah, that makes sense. Money for the football team. I have an odd take on charity events. The purpose is to give like poor people money or whatever, right, save the fucking whales. Why don't you just give them the fucking money? Why do you have to like pretend to go to a dinner with fucking Hillary Clinton on your left and Joe Biden on your right and $10,000 played or half full or something? Fuck that shit, man. The fucking money. Help the people. They want their name on something. Yeah. Or they want a picture with somebody. Yeah. They want a picture. They want their name on a building. Yeah. Or the program guide or whatever the fuck makes sense. The first sucks. The first. The first. The first. The first. Did Stera guy get a name, his name on the high school weight room for being that guy? It was on there. Yeah. Yeah. You know those boards, but it was your name up there? The John Williams Memorial Room. Yeah. That's dead. Now it's probably in memorial. Yeah. For sure. This is hard exploded fucking 20 years ago. I don't know what it was up there. He owned all those motherfuckers and I was just like, that was the first time I learned. They were like, oh, cause I'm a tall dude with long arms and he goes, huh? Oh dude, tall guy with long arms. He'll never do it. He'll never do it. Yeah. Yeah. You'll never get up to like world's strongest man level size. And then you could be ultra strong, but you'd have to wait like 440 or something. Gross. It was 190. So you got to gain a little. Yeah. 50 pounds. Nah. Yeah. I got waited at the doctor the other day. I'm too 17 right now. That's a good, that's a good way for a guy. I find that's HIV levels for a guy that's six, three to be honest. It's concerning. Yeah. You may want to get tested. I fuck. High school was like 165. I mean it was, it was. You had HIV in high school. I sure did. And I beat it. Yeah. He beat it. He beat it like fucking Bobby beat Whitney. I beat it. Wait. Consistently and unapologetically. Well, effectively I would say. So Washington was my attorney. Nice. Yeah. You got me. Celebrity attorneys are always great. AIDS isn't really a thing anymore. Like all the poor people die of AIDS now. Do they even? The shit is basically free at this point. I fear you need to be careless. It's free in New York. You die of AIDS if you like just don't want to take the free drugs that they give you. And you're like, man, fuck it. Skip to pill. Didn't skip butt sex by skip to pill. Skip eight years of pills. Yeah. I'm dead. Yeah. Speaking of which, I know you have it and you got a doctor's appointment here in five. So we'll let you get out of there to take care of that. Now is the point in the show we get to the Drinking Bro of the Week, which is someone who has inspired you. I helped you become the person you are today. Who would you like to give the Drinking Bro of the Week to? Because this podcast is perverse in every understanding of the word, I should probably pick someone I hate so that they get canceled like you guys. So you hate Hitler, is it you? This is where I'm like, how much do I want to sink our company by endorsing Hitler? Yeah. Um, you know, I never met him. I'd have to meet him as a human. You know, he was a cocksucker in policy, but maybe like as a person, he was nice. Like Jimmy Carter. Yeah. Jimmy Carter. Great guy. Total shit with the economy. Yeah. That's suck. Um, Hitler was a great painter. I'll tell you who my inspiration. Was he though? He wasn't good enough? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. We'll never know. There were a few Jews ahead of him in the class and he was like, fuck that. Yeah. This is bullshit. He was just a jealousy. He was being the competition. Yeah. Yeah. That's why he went into killing people. So is Jimmy Carter because he pull up that picture of Jimmy Carter, both of the pictures. Jimmy Carter. He's simultaneously insanely accomplished because he was a president of the United States, but also disappointing as fuck because he sucked. And that's what I want to be when I grow up. People are like, Oh, Mike, he's great. But also he sucks. The duality of man. That's really Jimmy Carter. Yeah. That's him. Like a couple months. No, no, no, that's his wife's funeral, right? That's bullshit. That's bullshit. That's my funeral. It's a life size prop of Senator Palpatine from Star Wars in a business center. The Palpatine was Joe Lieberman. He's going to outlive you. Oh, he was a picture of Joe Lieberman. I think he's dead now too. I don't want to see it. But he's known Jimmy Carter's alive. Joe Lieberman is dead. Lieberman is a lot. Jimmy Carter still alive. Yes. How old is he? Ninety nine. I think he's lying muffins. Dude, it's that Illuminati. This is Joe. Life doping shit. That's Emperor Powell Palpatine. Does he look like? No, he's not. Doesn't look like that. No, he's dead. He's looking Emperor Palpatine. This is before he. The real shit. Before he came out, before he got shocked. On a scale of one to amazing looking politicians, I would like to have sex with. He's no Nancy Pelosi. That's true. That's true. Those heavies on Pelosi. Oh, my sweet lord. Don't get me started. So like, if you put up, oh boy, can't we all want to say this? Really? Especially on this part. Really? Yeah. Go. If it was that fucking those chick bodybuilders you showed me versus Pelosi, I'd fucking nail Pelosi. No worries. You're gay. It's great. 2024. You're the fucking man. Pull up the heavies on Pelosi, dude, like you got a Google searches Pelosi comma heavies. I couldn't. Yes. It was probably worse. It really is. Ooh. Is this going to get awful? Sure. Well, I mean, it depends on your politics, obviously, like does it? It's rough for me to admit it. Look at those heavies. Bro. Fact. Yo. Versus the bodybuilders. The fucking dude bodybuilder chicks. Yes. You can. Pelosi, bro. I just don't see it as a versus. I'm just trying to get her pregnant so we can get that money afterwards, right? One. How the fucking percent? That's 83. Wow. She can still pop one out, probably. Well, the weird thing was is I don't know if you guys if you guys saw the story, I people are trying to determine whether or not this is true. Bob, you might be in the know on this one. The girl from Boy Meets World is 55 years old and claims that she just got pregnant. Topanga? No, not Topanga. Angela. That's not the actress's name, but she was like Sean's girlfriend in the later. They're also saying with all the people using those epic, it's now causing older and older people to get pregnant. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Was that really amazing? Fuck. Dude. Was that pics fucking sweet? Is it? Yeah, fuck yeah. Let's end with that today. Is it sweet? Yes or no? Yeah. Oh, it is. Are you on a subject? Yeah. You are. Okay. And it works good? It works amazing. How much? How much weight have you lost? I'm not for appetite control because I'm dieting for bodybuilding show right now and I have like weird lines in my glutes. So when you get lean enough, you're just miserable all the time and Ozempic helps you become significantly less miserable. No shit. And then health wise, how do you feel? Like everything. Terrible. But that's really other shit I'm on. Okay. No, Ozempic is on average for the average overweight person will make you healthier and nearly ever-respect. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I watched the Oprah thing. Did you watch it? It was an hour special. I'm so proud of me and touch myself. Sure. But did you watch the Ozempic special? I didn't. I can't take regular people's takes on Ozempic because they're usually just fucking awful. Yeah. Well, so what was interesting about it is they had the presidents of both of those competing companies on as well. Amazing. And so both of them, and it was the first time I guess they'd ever been in the same room together or anything else. And they were like, hey, we're coming together for this. To me, it felt like they're trying to get the government to pay for it through health insurance. Uh-huh. That's my guess for the long run there because, you know, nobody's taking the fucking jab anymore. And yeah, that's my guess. I'm upset we didn't talk about the COVID vaccine. I was super proactive. Oh, I didn't know there was a vaccine for it. Yeah. Dan, Dan didn't know. Skipped my news feed. Yeah. He never saw it one time. One time. Yeah. We appreciate being here. Tell everybody they can find you. After those podcasts. Nowhere. Yeah, I understand. Uh, YouTube, RP strength, or Mike Israel. Dip it in. You'll see my ugly face. Click on things. If you have kids, turn the volume down. Okay. That's pretty good. You guys are probably stressed or something. And is that your wife that you brought with you? Uh, wife slash security guard. Okay. Gotcha. Cause you were, you were talking about pounding off the porn hub when you got here. She cool with that? Absolutely. She was controlling the remote, I think is what he said. She finds my sex drive disgusting and me disgusting. So she's like, uh, look at your gross dick, but I love that she finds me disgusting. It's a king. So we're hatred. Oh my God, humiliation. If I'm accepted by you, uh, but if you find me grotesque, I want it. Okay. Makes sense. Yeah. And I've been Mike Israel tone. I've been more to say I was mad today, you know, I don't know what happened here today. I don't. Okay. But I love you and appreciate you tuning in. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. You can walk away. You aren't going to do that today, but do it tomorrow for D happening to Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is the drinking bros podcast. Good. Imagine this. You can get paid to eat shop and relax. You heard that right. It's den perks rewards with every purchase you make at Denver International Airport. You earn points. 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