[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros. Fate" news with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G. with the traffic. How do you feel? Good. Good, yeah. Field reporter, Hot Boss, and Delco Daniel Sports. Welcome to "Fake News." Yeah! Welcome to "Drink and Bros. Fate" news. Everybody bringing you the realest. "Fake" is news from over the weekend. Dan, then he got some real news to report here at the top of the show. The WeFunder is up. WeFunder.com/hardafseltzer is now live. Just for our listeners only, this has not gone public to anyone yet. And it's a chance to invest in the company itself. That way you actually own part of it. A bunch of people have emailed in and said, hey, or DM'd and all that other stuff. And said, hey, what does that look like? Well, if we sell the company for $50 million, the company currently is valued. And we're in the middle of all this SEC paperwork. Currently valued at $15 million. So that's triple your investment there. So if you donate 100, boom, you'll get 300 back or 350 back. If you donate 1,000, you'll get 3,000 back. And it goes as high as you want. There will be no cap on it. If we get to like $5 million or something crazy, then yeah, there'll be a cap. Because at that point, I think we'd lose 33% of the company. But until then, we think it's only right that if you guys are going to be drinking this, posting it, and helping us out, you might as well be an owner in the company. And there's a fancy little ticker there on screen. What does it say? Six days left? I think ticker. Oh, not a hard R on that one. Yeah, we don't do hard R's here. OK, cool. Now, some of people have asked what happens if the company fails. And you guys are a bust in a couple of years. Well, I lose my life savings, so that's not fun. Yeah, you and I have about half a mill each in this, so. We're going to lose it all, all right? That's what happens. We're going to lose it all. But I guess it's the same as any other business. Sure. At least this one you actually own. And then when you're buying it, you're helping it out. And then you'll be willing to post and tag and all that other fun stuff. Some people were asking, are we going to make T-shirts saying, I'm an owner and hard AF CELTER. I think that'd be hilarious. Sure, yeah. Yeah, why not? Why not? But yeah, so there's six days left, and then we'll shut that down. Right now, that six days is just for listeners. You get 3.5% of your return, so 3 and 1/2 x of your return. So if you put in $1,000, you'll get $3,500 back. And then once this is done, and it goes out to GenPop, which is everybody. Public investors, angel investors, Silicon Valley guys and all that other stuff, it'll go back down to 3x. This will just give you an extra half, a little booster on it, if you will, which is fun. Also, we're looking to hire you guys. In particular, I'm getting a lot of DMs about this as well. We're looking for sales reps. Sales reps in these states are really, really key. Please don't send me a DM that says, I'm an idea man. I can't really do anything with I'm an idea man. I mean, you're going to send it to me. If it's an idea man, send it to you. No, guys. I'll handle those. For us, we need sales reps like Ryan Mills, for example, out here hustling in these streets. What do you add today? Big hops, Schainfield and San Antonio, space liquor in Georgetown. Oh, shit. That's right up the road here in Austin. Bastrop liquor and smoke, which is better and owned, by the way, one stop shop of Bastrop. I like that. I like that nickname a lot. Woods, Food Mart and Houston, the Pearl. And South Padre Island and HEB's in La Vernia and Lakeway. Oh, shit. That's right up the street too. Let's go. Let's fucking go, fam. But yeah. So we got six days left, so you can invest at WeFunder.com/hardafseltzer. Somebody hit us up for $100,000, and they said, hey, what do we do? I was like, but go through the sites, and then you'll get, you know, 3 1/2x your investment. So let's go. Zach HeToo in the chat says that he has an idea. And he thinks that Bob might have audio of the idea. Can't hear it. No. No. Can't hear it. You guys, you killed the jet. Like, as soon as you say it now, I know to take it off. And Bob's not prepared for it. No, Bob's never prepared. So I'm glad on this. All right. Well, he'll be prepared for when I do a callback later in the show, but we'll see. You got some shit on your lip. I got burnt. I got fucking sunburned. On the top. Yeah. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. I'm a fucking mess right now. You got sunburned on your lips? I did. I forgot to put on lotion, too. I don't know. Stupid. Stupid. Very, very stupid. But I did lay out this weekend. I got some sun for the first time in, I don't know, two years I feel like. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, me neither. And then I got fucking burned on time. For whites? For whites, it's not great. No, I think I burned on top. It doesn't really help that much. You know the rules, kids. On Mondays, we already-- we start off with the memes. What do we got here? This first one's called dyslexic ginger. Dyslexic ginger. All right. Bob, you want to read that there? Say Disney? Disney. We need a ginger actor for the little mermaid, the dyslexic producer. [MUSIC PLAYING] We need a mermaid, a mermaid, a mermaid, a mermaid. Big fan of this. Yeah, do you recall the race of the little mermaid? They knew. What was it? I don't remember. The new one? Yeah. African-American. Nubian. Was that what it is? Yeah. They called it Nubian? I don't know. I don't either. But it wasn't white. I like this guy. Has anybody found out who that guy actually is? What do you mean? Everybody knows who he is. What's his real name, though? I don't fucking remember. That's what I'm saying. Nobody knows his real name. I feel like it should be Fabio, but it's not. No, he's a bodybuilder. Wasn't he on American Gladiator back in the day? It's Michael Hearn. Michael Hearn, yeah. What's the American Gladiator? He does everybody's podcast. We can get him on. It'd be great. Let's do it. He's funny as shit, too. He-- He was also on an episode of It's Always Sunny. I think he was playing Max, what do you call it? Avatar. Oh, really? Fired off a couple of reverse curls, yeah. He should be on the new American Gladiator. Amazon Prime is actually redoing it. I think they should do an American trans-gladiator. Probably will. So he was Titan in the 2008 revival of American gladiators. Fuck. He looks great. He looks great. That looks like a Titan. Ageless, timeless. Yeah. Titan. Big fan. Yeah. What do we got up next? This next one's called Female Pilots. Female Pilots. This isn't going to be good. My genuine reaction to seeing a flight deck with three amazing and powerful female pilots for the first time. Oh, boy. That's just liberal women crying. Hey, y'all. That building's getting pretty close. Two in, already doing a 9/11 joke on two in. Well, we're going to go for a second. Really? This one's called Post 9/11. OK. Back to bag 9/11 means. We're building and I'm screaming all the walk by. Oh, wow. I'm not going to land in fucking place, but I could hear the fucking tower. Swerving through the city and I'm meeting random behind sipping vodka. Flying Virgin Airlines to a place where there's some virgins I could fire up. There we go. It's not bad. It's not bad. Let's go for a third. This is called tower. Come on, dude. 3/9/11s in a row. Yeah, I mean, look, never forget. Wow. These are just a pair of jeans somebody sent me. Is that weird that I think we should sell those on the site? I think we should. Yeah, I don't know where we get jeans from, but I'll ask Brandon. We can ask him Friday. Who would wear 9/11 jeans? I would wear those every fucking day. If you make board shorts out of this, I'd wear it every day. I just don't know if you'd get the idea from board shorts. So it would have to be those long, like, surfer ones, right? Yeah, this, you'll definitely get the idea from it. From folding jeans, yeah. Maybe I should get some sweatpants made like this. I feel like Cowboys fans would wear that. Yeah, I mean, that's their season next year. Every year. They don't even know it yet, but that's already their season right there. Yeah, that's every year for Cowboys fans. Next up, why don't we go for four? Come on, man. This was called, oh, no. 4/9/11 jokes in a row here to start on a Monday. Read the caption, Bob. The motherfuckers who were late to work in 2001. OK. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, boy, dude. That's it. Are we doing all 9/11 means? No. This next one's called a new PlayStation game. OK. New PlayStation game. Can anyone tell me if this game is available in PlayStation? Is the caption? I'm crying. It's whack-a-mole, but it's whack-a-fluids. And you're just kneeling on George Floyd. [LAUGHTER] He's also saying I can't breathe. Yeah, well, he can't because he's a fucking avatar, so. That's a good one. How many views does that have? I'm surprised Instagram left that up. You know they dinged our account. It's got 55,000 likes. Are for-- how many? 55,000 likes. I can't really see the views on-- That's all right. 55,000 likes a lot. So ours, if you try to share anything with our feed or like it or whatever, it pulls up a warning. So all the audience is sent in and it says, are you sure you want to like this page on Instagram? These people have been known to write misinformation and blah, blah, blah, and it's like-- We're still doing that, huh? Yeah, we're still doing that. It's election. With the elections right around the corner here, we're getting rid of everybody. Banning's out, Alex Jones is out, they're making him liquidate. So yeah, dude, this is election time. Guacalav kids. Guacalav. Fuck it, why not? We've got five months left. Four? Shit. Time. Goddamn man. Time man. That's fast. I didn't know it's that. I just looked at the calendar in the top of my thing and I was like, oh shit. We only five months away from this motherfucker? Goddamn. All right. This next one, I couldn't think of a clever title. It's just definitely an N-word. Sure. Again, read the caption there, Bob. Me waking up from a coma for getting how to be racist. Perfect. Nectai. Nectar. Nickel. [INAUDIBLE] It's an N-word. It's definitely an N-word. It's definitely an N-word. What's that? I'm a big fan. Yeah. A big fan of that. We even know what movie that's from. Yeah, that's Evil Dead 2, I believe, I think, because he's seeing Necrodomicon, I believe, is what he's going to say there. It's been a while for me. I haven't seen that Evil Dead franchise in a long time. Yeah. There's Bruce Campbell. Hello, Bruce. Hello, Bruce Campbell. A top story of the day four Israeli hostages have been rescued. Bob, you want to put up a photo of them real quick here on the screen? Look at that, dude. We got a hot one in there, which is necessary. All right. Where are you at, Bob? It's Monday for Bob, too. I'm no good on Mondays, neither is Bob. That website was dog shit. I thought it might have been in the article, but it was-- Dude, come on, dude. Come on, Bob. You're better than that, Bob. There are the four Israeli hostages. These guys were rescued in a daring mission by IDF. However, to Anthony, what I wanted to ask you is there was a rumor that US military was also involved in that. Can you confirm or deny that? No. Yes, you can or no, you can'ts? I said no. Oh, they were not in it? I said no to your question. Oh, you can't tell me. Who knows? So I don't get to know the answer to that question, or you don't know the answer. I have no idea what you're talking about, all right? So moving along. So they were. Because when I saw it, it sure the fuck looked like-- I mean, some of the highlights that I saw online, it looked like there was American troops over there, special forces. I don't think we had troops in there. I didn't hear anything about that. I do-- my understanding is we built a target package for it. Built the-- OK. Time, location, personnel, so on. OK. Photos, videos, blah, blah, blah. Israel's latest hostage rescue operation, which brought home the four Israeli hostages you saw on screen here to safety, also killed at least 210 Gazans, including children, according to a Gaza health official. They said Palestinians, but that's not a thing. We'll just call them Gazans for right now. Noah-- really, you're going to make me say this on a Monday? Go ahead, man. Noah, Arghamani, 25. Almag, John, or Jan, perhaps? Is it a softer RJ? Almag, my ear, John, Sean, Andre, Khazlav, and Shlomi Zeev, Zeev, probably. We're rescued by the Israeli Defense Forces, Israel Police, Israel Securities Authority, an IDF, and a joint statement. The special operation, a heavy air and ground attack, took place in two different locations in central Gaza. All four hostages were kidnapped from the music festival, according to the IDF. The bodies of 109 Gazans allegedly included 23 children, 11 women, and they were taken to Al-Jamaah Hospital, whatever that is, over there. The spokesperson told the Associated Press that also more than 100 wounded arrived at the hospital as well. In addition, he said the rest of the 210 Gazans killed were taken to another hospital after he spoke to the director over there, but the numbers of that hospital could not be confirmed by the AP. Now Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu vowed to continue the war until all the hostages are freed, but Bessim Na'im, a senior Hamas official now based in Lebanon, struck a drastically different tone. The hostages rescue and subsequent death of Gazans comes as Israel continues to face heavy international pressure and criticism for the number of civilian deaths along with questions around whether Israel is doing enough to prevent them. What are your thoughts on it? Well, we've got some footage from the raid. OK, pop up. We can watch that first and then I'll give you some of my thoughts. Is there any-- I mean, there's a bunch of highlights. Is there anything in particular you want? Just play the whole video. Yeah, play it a minute. How long is it? A minute? OK, hold on. Yeah, go ahead and fire it up. Here's the moment they rescued the hostages. Oh, shit. Is this body cam footage? Yeah. God damn, this looks good. There could be gun-- no, not body cam is guns in front of them. Yeah, it's body cam. That's very clear. Very clear footage. It was like a fucking video game. What a second in real life. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Maybe in the town, he used to do a lot of things. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's what you're doing, it's any of those things. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So pause right there. The guy on the left is the long haired dude, the guy with the man bun from before. OK. It looks like-- Are these hostages right here? Yeah. Oh, they are, OK. Yeah, you'll see an amenity fist bump's home boy on his way out. This guy. Yeah. Fist bump's this guy right here. So there's three hostages in this room, I guess? That looks like the 40-year-old dude who was released. Unless-- Yeah. I don't see the woman anywhere. She's not in this room. Man, this footage is wild. OK, so there's three must play. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's a flat thing. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] OK. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [MUSIC PLAYING] You see how those civilians are running through the gunfire and the Israelis aren't shooting them? Yeah. That's the difference between Israel and Gaza. OK. Just to be clear. I couldn't see who they were behind the blurs. So you're saying the people that were blurred out there were civilians? Those were so-called Palestinians, civilians, yeah. OK. You notice how they didn't get killed? Yeah, I couldn't tell by the footage. Just-- So do you believe any of this, that 210 were killed? Because over the weekends, they kept bringing up that number over and over and over again. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't really either. Couldn't care less. Yeah, something like the narrative-- I just don't know what to believe. The narrative over the weekend for all these useless cunts that are pro-Hamas is like, oh, you killed 200 people to rescue four. It's like, yeah. Yeah. I mean, if it were me and those were Americans, I would kill all of you. Right. What are their 4 million? I'd kill every goddamn one of you for one American, absolutely without blinking and without losing any sleep over it, to be honest. Here's what you do. Instead of fucking whining to the international community, turn around towards the people in your community holding innocent people hostage, kill them, release the hostages, game over. Yeah. Until you do that, you're going to keep getting fucked up and you deserve it too. How many are left at this point? How many hostages? That I don't know. They're like over 100. Yeah, I think there's-- At last count, Bob-- I think it was like 129 left. Yeah, I saw 118. But regardless, yeah, three figures. OK. So yeah, that footage is absolutely wild. I've not seen that one. Yeah, I mean, you've got some options here. Gaza, you've got options. You can stop supporting people who kidnap children, rape women, and join modernity, or you can continue to get fucked up, your choice. I have a question about this raid, actually, that I was wondering about, because there are so many hostages left. Obviously, there's the obvious answer of, well, you got to free people, like get who you can. But is there any-- I felt to me like it was a pretty big operation to save such a tiny fraction of the hostages? And then what happens to the other hostages? Is that a risk? It's always a risk, yeah. I mean, to the other 108 link. So that's what I was wondering. It's like, I understand wanting to free whoever you can free, but just is it-- do you put 114 people or 120 people in danger now to free four? Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I would frame it the other way. What faith do you have that these Hamas people are not going to execute them anyways, no matter what you do? Regardless, yeah, no, yeah. You get people out when you can. In addition to that, I'm sure they had a focus target package, which means a narrow lane to run through. They're in this house. We're going to go in here and do this, and blah, blah, blah. Having worked with these types of folks before, they definitely checked all the other buildings for hostages. Well, we haven't heard anything about that. I'm guessing that's where some of the additional casualties happen. OK. Yeah, I mean, look, get out of the way. I can tell you this. I've worked with these guys. They don't shoot people that aren't holding guns. It's one thing to drop bombs. I was very critical of dropping bombs on cities earlier in this process. But when you go in fucking armed like this with handguns and rifles, you get a gun. You get shot at the end. Yeah. Sorry, bud. Sorry about your bad luck. It should have been better at your job, right? Now you're fucking dead. The other part of this that I wonder is seeing the four of them-- well, three in this video here, because we didn't see the girls, seeing the four of them, though, essentially in this house. I wonder if that's how they're divided in all of these other-- Well, they're not going to keep 100 people in one location, obviously. OK, they're not. So do they split it up like this and go this way? Otherwise, I mean, one, the signs of that would be obvious. It would be very-- there's a signature to these sort of things. When you have people held captive in a place like that, there's security patrols all the time. And then you're going to see things like them moving the people from-- they probably haven't been in this place for very long. Move them from place to place. And there's always security around that building. Those are telltale signs that somebody's being held hostage there. So I'm sure that's what we used ISR to find. And we passed that information along. By the way, I don't even remember, but Biden said something a couple of weeks ago about withholding information from intelligence from Israel if they don't come to the table for a ceasefire or whatever. I would hate to think that this was the intelligence that he was withholding, to be honest. That literal lives were in the balance because he wanted them to-- he wanted to pressure Israel and to capitulate into these fucking animals. No, we should wipe these fucking people out. Do you think it was? I do, yeah. OK. Yeah. That's wild. Since we're looking at the footage, Bob, pull up the one that IDMs you on Twitter, if you can, real quick. I wanted to ask you about this. This was some of the wildest shit I've ever seen. The one above it's-- yeah. And not that one, actually. It was another fucking wild story, but-- I have a denist, DeSouza. No, they probably deleted it, actually. Did you see the guy scrolling underneath it? Not that one, it's not that one. Yeah. Did you see the guy over the weekends, the sniper? Oh, yeah. Who went into that bank? Fuck yeah, dude. Pull that footage up here. Yeah, that's all over Twitter. Yes. Just put sniper in, explore your finding. I wanted you to describe this to the audience here because I've never seen anything like it. I mean, it looked like he shot through a computer. He shot through a computer monitor and he uses buddy's shoulders as a stabilizer. I mean, they teach that Marine Corps sniper school, I believe. Justin Govrennall would be a better person to talk to about this. OK. Or O'Neill, who went to sniper school as well. So press pause. And or 10 Kennedy, who would know? I didn't go to sniper school, so I'm not sure. I look, you can shoot a 308 round through a computer monitor and hit some due to the face, especially if he has the woman out to the side, like that. If you look, if you go forward into the video a little bit, right before he gets smoked, you can see how he's got the hostage over to the side. Like, don't-- I'm not telling you to take hostage, but if you do put them in front of you, where they belong, dude. I mean, shit. Otherwise, you're going to get smoked. Yeah, because we're on Patreon today, so we can show this. I wanted to show this footage here. It was a bank robbery? Dad, I don't know any of the details. I just saw the video this morning. It is at a bank for sure. I don't know if it was a robbery or what. But yeah, the negotiator keeps the guy busy while this dude's fucking just going to pop him right through that monitor. Yeah, by the way, know the difference between cover and concealment. Concealment means they can't see you. Cover means they can't shoot you. Those aren't the same thing. Like, a car is cover. A bush can be concealment, but you can shoot through that shit. I mean, even a car-- You see how the hostage is over to his left? Yep. And he just gets smoked right through the face. And where does he go down right there? Stumbles off to his right somewhere. OK. Is that how that works? Because he got shot in the forehead. And they said it was a clean shot there. I'm surprised you take a couple more steps. It depends on where he gets shot, right? Like, you ever stuffed on a bug or something and see it twitch for a while afterwards? Human beings are electric just like everybody else, right? Yeah, that's wild. She's got stuff on her. There's stuff that wasn't here a second ago. Well, brain matter. It's probably brain and bone probably. I think this is brain and bone. Yeah, like it is. There's a little-- you can see a little soup. It's very JFK. You know, back. There you go. Look at this. You're looking at the back. You get-- I mean, it looks like he's fucking what? 20 meters away, you get popped with a 308 round of that distance. It's going to create some blood and bone, for sure. And then she's got brains on her. Yeah. Jackie O style. That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah. She should save that dress and sell on eBay or something. It'd be great. I mean, I'd like to buy it. The shooting through a computer, though, is so wild to me. You look at the hole, by the way. It's clean. Like, it's not like the thing-- Not, dude. Isn't that nuts? Nice shot. It's fucking crazy. Shout, let's see it again. Play it again. I'm just-- This is like Dan's porn right here. This is porn hub for Dan. So where's the guy that's taking the shot? The guy's bald guy right there. Not bald, but shaved head. Yeah, bald. And he's just using his buddy there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a bro job. That's fucking awesome, dude. Holy shit. What a shit. Splits two fucking hostages. Like, seriously, you got two of them. Keep one of them in front of you, dude. At least one, goddamn. Homeboy's got to stay steady there. Damn, man, that's fucking gnarly. I had no idea you even set up on your bro's arm like that. Yeah. No. Dude, there's so much stuff you can do with your bro's arm. Oh, yeah. Show somebody-- it's buddy-assisted firing positions. And some of them are going to be super gay, by the way. There's one that's a meme. And it's like a marine doing the splits. And his buddy's like, got the fucking rifle on top of his head, I think. Well, the reason I wanted to show you this is how many times you actually get to do cool shit like this in real-- very rarely. This is not-- I wouldn't recommend this. Why not, dude? You're just helping your buddy. Well, that looks like maybe a child, so that makes-- It's not a child. That's an adult man. I mean, they're wearing-- He looks-- the guy in the front is wearing a Tardis. I don't know. But it's their marine, so there's no need to call him gay. That would be redundant. But there's one right there. Yeah, click that one. I think that's one. What's this one called? I don't know what it's called. I just know that it's a thing. So this is the one where he's got it. He's like doing a yoga pose upside down that the guy's using his ass. It's a downward dog. A downward dog. That one makes more sense to me. Homeboy-- you can cut back to me, Bob. Is that-- I did arms today. Homeboy had her just right on his fucking arm, dude. It was a Hulk Hogan-style thing. And then the guy just put his fucking rifle through his buddy's arm and nuked that guy. God, it was fucking awesome. Again, just remember the difference between covering concealment. This-- if somebody walks in with a gun and you're at your desk, holding your computer up in front of your face is not going to stop a bullet from going through it and going into your head. Do you think so? I know so because we just saw it. Oh, wait, I found-- here's a live shot of that one. God damn it, dude. Shit! This is a buddy assist, for sure. He's definitely getting assisted. Is it worse that I like seeing somebody get their brains blown out on fucking live TV like this, rather than hearing that fucking meek-mil-diddy audio? I think you're a little bit broken inside, if you prefer hate to love. Yeah, that's a good point, actually. Do you think about it? Pretty good point. God damn it, man. Fuck you guys, man. That's just-- that's too much. Next up, Logan Airports has been overrun by migrants. Bob, pull up this video here, pretty shocking in Boston. Boston, as you know, is a sanctuary city. They got a nice little China woman, Mayor, over there, who believes in socialism. Yeah, she's going to tell us all about the rain, right? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, this has been going on since last year, by the way. So there's an article in their local newspaper-- I'm sorry, the local news there-- from January 26 of this year, saying that Boston's Logan Airport is a, quote, "defacto shelter" for homeless families. Yes. But by homeless, they really meant illegal immigrants. Why can't-- are we avoiding that altogether? Why can't we just say some fucking illegal immigrants? You can't keep a job in Boston if you say that phrase. That's true, I guess. But troopers have responded to an altercation between families at the Boston Logan Airport. This happened on Wednesday nights between two families, where dozens and dozens of migrants have been sleeping here. Bob, go ahead and show that footage. I mean, this looks like a fucking third world country, dude. Yep. In Boston right now. Yeah. Now, Lieutenant Sean Quirk described the incident as a minor altercation, as troopers identified two families who involved in a disagreement over the use of a power outlet. Oh. See, this is where I come in, because you know those stickers you can get that look like electoral outlets? Yeah. I put those all over every airport I go to. And then just leave them there and then have the migrants. I just watch as people try to plug their phones into nothing. I'm like, yeah, I did that. Yeah, I did that. If I could start a fight between two illegal families, that would be not a stateside that would be good. Damn it, we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, ghostbed.com/drinkinbros. You know it's 50% off. You know that at this point, OK? Plation's bad. Economy's bad right now. Ghostbed's trying to help you out 50% off everything in the entire store. 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Since that cap was enacted, the state is scrambled to make safety net sites available. And Senator Peter Durant, a repub, said the situation has now reached a boiling point. We understand that all Congress has to do is step in. This is a federal issue, but we have to deal with the situation that we have here, that we have right now. It's a responsibility to ensure the safety of our citizens. You guys wanted this, so what the fuck? You wanted to be a sanctuary sitting this is it. - Which citizens are they talking about? The one two are actual citizens or whatever, right? - I don't know anymore. - Michelle Wu. - Yeah, I don't know anymore. - Yeah, these commies gotta go. I mean, it's real dumb. Everything that's happening is so fucking stupid right now. We'll talk about this later in the show, but Secret Service got overrun in DC over the weekend, zero arrest made, zero prosecution, no investigation, no committee hearings in Congress. And it seems like our cousins to the East across the Atlantic are starting to fucking wise up a little bit to this as well, which is what the next story is about. - Yeah, Europe. Europe rebels against some of these - Erickis immigrants. - Erick, erick, erick, erick, erick, erick. - Yeah. - Right wing, far right, and conservative parties are expected to triumph in the European elections with the final day of voting now underway. German Chancellor Olaf Schlotz. - Scholtz. - Ah, sounded better when I said it. Are projected to have beaten by the far right alternatives for Deutschland. - AFD. - Okay. - We'll just do that, AFD. - Yeah, why not? - Moving forward. Projections are showing that the AFD is on for 16% of the vote, 5% higher than in 2019. The strong performance from the Euroseptic party comes despite a litany of scandals. AFD's lead candidate, Maximilian Crow, was forced to suspend his campaign to step down after the financial time, after telling the financial times, not every member of the Nazis, SS paramilitary organization were criminals, that's probably not a good thing to say. If you find yourself defending Nazis, maybe quit, just knock that shit off, right? - Maybe he comes back. - But despite some of the gaffs and num-nut bullshit that got pulled by these guys, they still won pretty handily. Forecast poll showed the radical, as they call it, radical right wing party on 27% of the vote. Remember, they're not a two party system, it's multi-parties. Putting them ahead of the conservative people's party at 23 and a half percent, but that's over 50% of the country right there that's conservative, which is new, very new. Social Democrats are all the way down to 23%, which is, that's the party that has dominated Germany for a long time, Angela Merkel, who started this goddamn immigration crisis in Germany is responsible for that party, I believe. Over the last couple years, Europe has experienced both an increase in immigration and a rise in sexual violence against women. The two issues have been causally linked by several, quote unquote, right wing groups, but it's just data. But until the publication of "Pray," no significant attempt has been made to deal with a problem on a serious intellectual level. So, I don't know, are you familiar with Ayan Hercielli? She's a Samalian woman that got, she moved to Kenya, she's now like a rights activist, anti-Muslim mostly, right? Because Islam is, as you know, incompatible with modern society. And then you write in her book, "The Fifth Wave," she presents statistics about immigration and sexual violence to demonstrate the seriousness of the issue of hero will list some of those. You can kind of get a better understanding. 'Cause we have immigration problems in the United States, but nothing like what Northern Europe has. People are getting raped in droves over there. - Our immigrants are a lot more similar to our culture than theirs. - Correct, yes, that is absolutely true. So, since 2009, around three million emigrants have arrived in Europe. Again, all of Europe, how many, what's the total population of Europe? - The EU's like 700 million or something like that. - Yeah, so it's like double R. So far less than we've experienced, right? But we haven't experienced anything close to the rise in crime that they have. So, in 2015, at the height of the migration crisis, 1.8 million people came across. In the last 10 years, 67% of asylum seekers in Europe have been male, 67% are male. 80% of them have been under the age of 35. 2.4 million asylum applicants were from nine Muslim-majority countries to include Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Nigeria. Almost all of these immigrants are Muslim, almost all of them. 70% of them are unauthorized, meaning they came here illegally. And four European countries host those 70%, Germany, the UK, Italy, and France. Alongside the increase in arrivals, sexual violence has proliferated on the continent as detailed in Ali's book as well. Between 2017 and 18, there was a 17% increase and instances of rape and a 20% increase in other forms of sexual assault in just France. In French public places, 3 million women have experienced unwanted sexual attention or advances. In Germany, in 2017, the number of victims of, quote, sexual coercion rose by 41% compared to staggering job of these statistics. And the more shocking is all the more shocking because rates of sexual violence were relatively stable and sweet in between 2005 and 2011. I believe Sweden has had the largest increase over the past 10 years of any country. - Really? - Yeah. - You're gonna fuck up Sweden now? - Sweet in Norway, Finland, like all of Scandinavia is just getting raped by Muslims right now, literally. So the UK now has more mosque than churches. - Really? - So it's probably too late for them, if I'm being honest. There may as a fucking Muslim, their goddamn prime minister is a fucking Indian dude. - Yeah. - Right? Probably too late for them. These cons aren't coming here for a better life, folks. Why is that? - They're not coming to take over. - They are coming to spread their hateful and violent religion across the world. They have no intention of assimilating with the West, right? That used to be the standard. - Yep. - They're coming to America for a better life. Well, the reason we have a better life is because we don't do that shit. So if you come here, you're either gonna do it the way we do it, you get the fuck out or we're gonna kill you, right? That's gotta be the standard. They're social terraformers. They're trying to change this into that. And we're just kinda hanging out letting them do it. It's insane. It may be too late for Europe, to be honest. Like, they're gonna have to do a mass deportation or something like that. I know people, especially in the UK, I don't have much experience in the other country, but people in the UK who have been sexually harassed or assaulted and the cops will tell them, well, you shouldn't have been in that area. We can't file charges. Like, what the fuck? So you have an autonomous zone from Muslims in the UK and England. - And they've already given up on that area. - Like, are you out of your fucking mind? - Oh yeah, dude. They've already given up on that area. What I don't understand with all this and our country included in this bullshit is like, why you allow it to continue. - Well, the real question is why the citizens haven't started killing these people 'cause that's how you should respond to it. - Well, I think they're getting close. - Like a group of fucking Brit bros, dudes are on a football firm. They're fucking hooligans. They want to go fight and drink a pint every now and again. Why aren't they storming into these fucking Muslim dudes' houses after they sexually assault one of their friends or their sister or something and murdering everybody in the fucking house? - So in Ireland, they ended up burning down their entire housing at one point. - Good. - And what I don't get is why all these people are being led into these countries. Like, it doesn't make any fucking sense. - Well, Angela Merkel started it. Merkel was the precipitator of all this, unclear what her motivations were aside from just like shitty liberalism. - She wanted, I think, a quarter million a year, right? Wasn't that it? - Well, that's the EU. It requires, I think, 150,000 per country per year. Something like that. That's one of the reasons that UK left the EU. It wasn't just about the economic stuff. They wanted these fucking people out of their country. - And then now Macron here is sweating because he's gonna have a snap election here in about three weeks. Also, he's gonna have to work with all these people. It's not gonna go crazy. - I don't think Macron's gonna win. - I don't eat this. - So the way, again, they're a parliamentary system. So you have however many parties you have and you hold a full election, you choose a leader of each party. Each party chooses a leader. Whoever wins the most seats, that becomes the PM. - Yeah. - That's how it works, right? So like, good fucking luck. Belgium voted right. Everybody, every country in the EU. These are European elections, right? So it affects the European parliament as well. Every country moved farther to the right. Further to the right, excuse me. - But with that, we have an election coming up, obviously, here. It seems like this is the number one topic, not just in the United States, but around the world right now. - Well, if you're not a fucking retard, if you're looking at what's happening in Europe right now, and you don't think that these gangs from Ecuador and Guatemala and these other fucking places in South and Central America that are coming here, there's what we're gonna get into in a minute, multiple gangs operating in the open in the United States now from Colombia or all sorts of other fucking Central and South American countries. If you don't think, they're the ones that run human trafficking in the Western Hemisphere, for the most part, right? You don't think they're gonna fucking be on the streets raping people, murdering women? That's what they've been doing already. - Yeah. - Right, we're just a bigger, more spread out country. We're not all packed in cities like Europe is, but they're gonna get there. - Oh, easily, easily. And if you keep allowing it to happen, you're asking for it at that point. Like with Germany, bro, I mean, I should have fucking drug Murgol out in the goddamn streets. Like, that's crazy to me. - Nope. And the guy that's Schultz that's in charge right now, they should fucking put him in prison for what he's done to their country. And we should put Biden in prison for what he's done to our country as well, right? Like, I don't care about all the stupid stuff with Trump or Hillary dumping bleach on phones because of this or that, I don't care about any of that stuff. What did you do to the actual country? That's what you should be tried based on, right? And what did Biden do to this country? He opened the floodgates. He led a passive invasion come into this country, right? Like, there's gotta be a consequence for that. - Did you read the thing the other night where he said he was gonna sign something to shut it down potentially? - Oh yeah, yeah, then they're gonna take, so their original proposal was, they're gonna shut it down at 4,500 a day. Now it's, he's gonna be like, actually we're gonna bring it down to 2,500 a day. It's like, okay, cool. So the number that you fucking focus grouped for the whole year looked better at 2,500 a day instead of 4,500 a day. This isn't policy, it's politics, it's bullshit, right? People are getting their fucking shit stolen, airports overrun. I mean, what the fuck? - Yeah. - Your only job as president at the end of the day is to protect the fucking country, right? Not to let all these wild assholes into our country. - And Logan Airport is a big fucking airport man. - It's the one that you would, if you're going to like, it's one of the ones on the East Coast that you would use if you were flying to Europe, right? So JFK, Logan, either the ones in DC and Atlanta, those are the ones you would use if you're flying to fucking Europe. So most of our international East Coast travel happens out of one of those four airports. And this like one of them is just a goddamn shanty town full of illegal immigrants now. - And people flying in, welcome to America, that's it. There you go, bro. - Jesus fucking America. - And this was somebody's cell phone footage where they rolled in, they were like, "Yeah man, you're not going to believe this." And I was just like, "Yeah, now we believe it." You are who you vote for. So we'll see if they change leadership here this fall, but unlikely. It seems like they're fine with it. It seems like everybody's just fucking fine with it in all these cities. And I've said this a million times and shown I'll say it again, we're losing our best cities to this fucking bullshit. Just change your policies, man. Boston's a great town. I love Boston. You know, not that big of a fan of the Celtics, but the city itself rocks. - You know, they're just not that exciting to me. - Just think about the some of the rod numbers behind the stuff. So we talked about the Europe stuff in the US. We have more recent data, but this is, I'm showing you how far back this went. It isn't just Biden by the way. In 2018, it was estimated that there were about 1.6 million illegal immigrants living in the US between the ages of 25 and 34 that were male. 1.8 million, that's larger than China's standing army, right? That's larger than China's entire military. That we just led into the fucking country, 25 to 34 year old males. That's not including anybody that's come here since 2018, which is like 20 times that many people. - It's fucking insanity. - So good fucking luck. By the way, the next story is a border patrol memo that was sent out by the fucking White House. Obtained by Fox News, it instructs agents in the San Diego sector to release every single adult from all the six countries in the Eastern Hemisphere and classify them as, quote, hard or very hard to remove. - The fuck does that mean? - That means that it's not easy to put them into ERR or expedited removal. - Okay. - Hard to deport. - All right. - Right. The memo was sent out after President Biden's executive order banning asylum for most illegal immigrants took effect last week. Biden announced on the order on Tuesday and said he was, quote, moving past Republican obstruction and using executive authorities available to me as president to do what I can on my own to address the border. You should have done this the first day you were an office asshole, just like Trump did when you called him racist. Remember that? Details in the memo first reported by Washington examiners, some lady Anna Guirettelli, I think it says, instructs agents that all single adults, all single adults, to include men, by the way. So not families, we're not talking about families anymore, from the Eastern Hemisphere or to be pro-, Eastern Hemisphere, anybody want to take a guess at some countries that are in the Eastern Hemisphere? - Finland. - China. - Oh, dang it. - Yeah. - All right. - Cool. - I mean, it's also all of Europe. - All of, yeah. - Oh, Finland in there? - Yes. - Look at me. - So part of the UK is not, it's where the Prime Meridian drops down. So part of the UK and stuff is not but like France, Germany. - Yeah, you know who we're not worried about? It's France and Germany. - Yeah, exactly. - So all these, anybody from the Eastern Hemisphere are to be processed via NTA or OR, which means notice to appear, which is like a summons, and then OR on your release on your own recognises. - That'll never happen. - It'll never come back. No, it's like, I think the estimate the government gives is that 40% of those people show back up. So you can guess how fucking wrong that is. - There's no way it's 40. - There's no way, yeah. So there's Russia, Georgia, Uzbekistan, Tajigistan, Moldova and Kyrgyzkistan. Those are the six countries that aren't on the auto fly list. Like, those are mandatory referral countries. Everybody else just gets let in. Everybody. Everybody from Indonesia. Everybody from India. Everybody from China just let them in. Why not everybody? I mean, what the fuck? Chechnya is also not on this list. We just had two Chechnya dudes taking pictures of a Special Forces operator's house. One of them won't be able to tell his story 'cause he's dead now. Good riddance. Senior Border Patrol official told Fox News, Bill Mulligan, I don't know how to say his name. This was localized guidance put out to the San Diego sector only because of the unique countries around the world they encounter there. Who fucking cares? - Yeah. - Why would this be okay anywhere? Allego Emirates who have entered the U.S. as part of the record breaking migrant crisis are also eligible for a range of services, assistance and benefits, amid a complex network of federal, state and local programs and taxpayer funded providers. You, these people are showing up to our country and getting treated better than the people in our country that actually need help to include veterans, for example, right? And now, as I mentioned before, we have multiple foreign gangs operating essentially with impunity inside the United States. Like the FBI is investigating Catholic moms and people who fucking trespass at a building that they technically own instead of actual gang violence coming from other countries that they refuse to step in and stop. - Those are the real crimes, Tim. You gotta get out there and find the grandmas. What do we talk about last week? The 74-year-old and her sister who they've written jail for two years? - Yeah, she deserved it. Alleged multi-state human trafficking ring forcing immigrant women into prostitution as one of them. The mysterious killing of a foreign police officer in South Florida also led to foreign gangs, attacks against police officers in New York, foreign gangs, the arrest of drug dealers in Chicago, massive drug deals, going down to Chicago that are operated by foreign drug dealers. Local federal officials say these apparently unrelated crimes have a common denominator. Tren de Aragua, a transnational criminal gang that originated in Venezuela, prison, and it slowly made its way south and north in recent years. They say it's now operating in the United States. This is the one where they just left the prison and let the inmates run it. One of those places, remember that? 'Cause it was too dangerous for actual human beings to be in there. These people are now walking the streets of New York in Chicago, in San Francisco, and so on. Ah, that'll be fine. I don't see anything bad happening with that, you know? I think we're all gonna be fine as a nation here. We're fucked if Homeboy doesn't be elected in November. - Yeah. - Jesus Christ, man. - So for several years, the criminal group is terrorized South American countries including Venezuela, this country of origin, but it's also been chased out of Bolivia, Colombia, Chile, and Peru. Retired General Oscar Nara Norenho, that is that Orange? - Not gonna work here anymore. - Maranho, isn't that Orange? - Yeah. - A former vice president of Columbia and chief of the Columbia National Police told CNN that they are the most disruptive criminal organization operating nowadays in Latin America, a true challenge for the region. And now they're operating in America, which is dope. - It's great, but looking at all these headlines from today here with everything that's going on in Europe, you know, Macron is now fucking gonna sweat it out here in France if he decides to make it. Obviously everybody's trying to figure it out. One of the top articles today is how Europe's young voters flocked to the hard right. I don't understand why it's hard right, just don't want fucking immigrants out of your goddamn country. That doesn't really make a lot of sense to me. One would think that that would carry over to here. - Yeah, I mean-- - For all of our elections this year. - You would think so, you would think so. I mean, maybe, and I don't mean this in just, I mean, seriously, lessons learned in blood are soon forgotten. Maybe it's gonna take more violence. Maybe these drug gangs have to get more powerful. Maybe we actually have to send operators in to kill these dudes because they're fucking raping women in cities and shit before anybody gets the fucking message. I don't know if you've paid attention to this recently, but it's kind of been a meme on the internet for to ask women, if you were in the woods, would you rather run into a strange man or a bear? And most women choose the bear. It's like, all right, cool man. You enjoy that bear. Enjoy getting fucking eaten, you idiot. And you know what would happen in reality is if there is a bear 50 meters this way and a man 50 meters this way, and you walk towards the bear, the bear's gonna charge at you and try to kill you and you're gonna immediately run towards that man for help. You stupid cunt. (laughs) We're making all the right decisions over here, man. - Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve, buddy. - You do, but it's just, when you look at this shit on a daily basis, you're gonna change, right? Like you understand what we're all seeing, the same thing, right? And then the answer is no, at the end of the day. I don't understand. - I think we should take a road trip. Not a road trip, but we should go up to like, we should go to Portland in Seattle and San Francisco and do shows. - Just do it. - Well, we're gonna go to Oregon in this fall. - Get a permit, do a live show out in the city somewhere and just interview people as they come by and see what they have to say. - About where they live and everything that's going on. - Yeah, like how do you like what's going on here? - So it's interesting. The other day it was on a call for, like I said, with the We Funder money, we're adding states and that way, hey, it's gonna be near you. One of them is Oregon. I was talking to the Oregon distributor and he goes, you know what, man? Besides the main city, what's the fucking main city in Oregon? - Portland. - He goes, Portland. He goes, the rest of it's pretty fucking awesome and there's conservatives and everything else. He goes, one or two cities get the bad rap for all this bullshit, but he goes, the rest of it's awesome. I don't know 'cause I've never been there, but to your point, I would love to go and see what it's actually really like and walk these cities and everything. We did it, Jack Mandeville and I did it in Los Angeles in 2015. When we finished shooting range 15, we went out to like all of downtown and shot this video of what it was really like in Los Angeles and all the problems that it was going through and it's a fucking shithole. And I believe we scored it to Randy Newman's, I love Ellie, we love it. Fuck man, it's never ending out there. The homelessness and the shittiness of it and immigrants and everything else. And you're like, God damn, this is bad. And we went out for like a two hour shoot that day, you know? It was pretty fucking simple, but I would love to see the rest of these cities and see what's going on. I don't know if you're gonna get an honest conversation though out of people regarding why they don't change it. Why would you just want your city roped off and never be lived in again, like a Seattle or a San Francisco? - I mean, I would love to ask the average like Seattle blue hair lady, why do you think the city's suffering so badly? And they'll tell me white man, a patriarchy or something like, or what's the evidence for that exactly? - Well, great question. Do they view it as suffering? Or do they view anything is wrong with their city? Or is this in their minds, just the natural progression of America? And sometimes this happens, you're just gonna lose an entire major city and that's it. We gotta kind of work around it. - I mean, I guess maybe they see losing major cities as worth it to advance progressivism so they can dance naked in front of children. Bob, I think it was fuck. I don't remember who it was now. Somebody had their fucking Gaylord parade this past weekend. And it was another picture of dudes shaking their dicks in front of like little girls. I don't understand how as a parent you could be okay with that. I feel like your children should be taken away from you. - I don't either. - Like if I took my five-year-old son to the fucking strip club every night. - Yeah. - You should take my son away. - Yes. - You should take him away and put me in prison forever. And probably the proprietors of that building as well and probably the strippers as well. Anybody that thinks it's okay to do nude sexual shit in front of children should go away forever, away from other people, probably be killed frankly, right? - Yeah. - But let's get rid of him at least. Let's start there. I just don't get this. - I don't either. And I don't know if it's an actual belief or a belief in this is my side and this is what we do. That's another one that I can't figure out. - You know, I've seen it in straight situations too where sometimes I feel like the parents just don't give a shit. Like I said, I've been to Mardi Gras. I've seen children at Mardi Gras. - Yeah, that's-- - And it shouldn't happen. - Those people, kids should be taken away. - Yes, you should. There should be a fucking adi wagging on the side where you just take your kids away from it and say, all right, cool, man. And there's even like, this isn't a sexual thing necessarily, but I've seen like, dude, fucking Halloween way back when I was single and going out on the 6th street and stuff like that, like dirty sex. Halloween's like slammed, like wall to wall. I'd be walking from bar to bar. It's like 11 o'clock midnight. There's people pushing babies and strollers. - Yeah, I mean a baby is a baby. I don't know if they're really picking up anything, but a fucking six year old. - It's like a toddler. But hey, that kid should be in fucking bed. Not in a bar district at 11 o'clock. There's some people that are just really fucking irresponsible with their kids. - Dude, I see that shit too, and I'm maddened by it. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? You go down to 6th street on fucking Halloween with a goddamn baby and a stroller dude? Nope, just arrest him. Just go ahead and take the fucking kid you don't deserve to have one. We're all good on that. Next up, China's strategic properties as the invasion continues around 43.4 million acres of U.S. agricultural land is at least partially owned by foreign investors according to a report from the U.S. Department of Agriculture. You know, I just saw this clip over the weekend. I don't know if you saw it with Dr. Phil and Aaron Trump. It showed him that map. I had not seen it. Now, Lucinda's been on the show and she was able to explain it. - Yeah, we'll get there in a minute. So the Biden administration issued an order this week forcing a Chinese-backed cryptocurrency mining firm, mine one to divest from land it owns in Wyoming that just so happens to be very close to U.S. air force base that houses nuclear weapons. - Right, shit. - What has national security officials and lawmakers in Washington rattles it, then not the net amount of land owned by Chinese investors, which is 350,000 acres. - Wow, is that real? - Yes, or less than 1% of the total foreign owned land. So it's not the bulk of the foreign owned land, but rather where some of that land is namely uncomfortably close to U.S. military bases and other national security installations. - Are they like to steal like GMO secrets and stuff too? - They like to steal any intellectual property they can. - Like Monsanto is a big part of the situation in terms of that type of-- - Yeah, yeah. So this isn't the first such incident in 2023, a Chinese food producer, the Fu Fing group. - A Fu Fing group. - Oh, I love the Fu Fing. - Bot 370. - Yeah, that's a good one. - Bot 370 acres of land near an air force base in North Dakota, which by the way, if it's an air force base in North Dakota, there's nukes there. It's within 100 miles of military base, blah, blah, blah. There's a new rule now, as of then, that if you buy anything within 100 miles of U.S. military base and you're a foreign government, you have to go through a U.S. government approval system. Mine one actually did, or rather did not do that in Wyoming, and they were still able to buy the land somehow and start operating there. - You don't say? - So maybe it's like just writing a rule down on a piece of paper doesn't stop people from doing shit. - No. - You can stuff that gun free zone up your fucking ass idiot. Anyways, back in 2020, a subsidiary of a Chinese energy company bought land near the air force is the largest pilot training base here in Southern Texas. We talked about that before. The fears that Chinese companies could use the land to snoop on the U.S. military or as a launchpad for espionage operations. Remember, they're running fucking police operations all over the globe, including here in the United States. - Yes, one's a new one. - You're fucking sick. Anyways, Bob, play the video, and what you're gonna see here is an overlay of the farmland owned by China overlaid with U.S. military bases. - Okay. - This map, I did a show about this. The red is where Chinese government has funded buying major farmland. - Yeah. - And then superimposed on that are some of our most strategic military bases. - A lot in Texas. - And you can see there's-- - Surrounding. - There's dugway proving ground. That's military equipment, biological chemical weapons. They're surrounding it. Utah Test Training Range, the largest supersonic authorized restricted air space in the United States. Whiteman Air Force Base, B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber Base, Missile Drone Operations, MQ-9 Reaper, Global Strike Command-3, Fort Liberty, Airborne Special Operations Forces, Rapid Deployment. - Fort Bragg. - We've allowed them to come in and buy up agricultural land, wind farms, no wind, no blades on some of the towers, but they're surrounding our military bases. We've allowed that to take place. - So yeah, maybe we shouldn't do that. Maybe we shouldn't let our primary geopolitical adversary buy land next to our fucking military, next to the home of the Special Forces Airborne Delta Force and our SIOPS program. Maybe not near Whiteman Airfield where we have nukes, maybe not near proving grounds where we test new weapons, probably, right? Like I wonder how much, how many, do any US companies own property near a secret Chinese military bases? I don't have to look it up 'cause I know the answer's fucking no. And the same way that I know there's never gonna be a fucking white president of fucking Somalia. Jesus fucking Christ. - Dude, this keeps getting worse and worse. So why are we allowing any country, not just China, any country to buy any land here, farmland or otherwise? - I think we should really just like fucking choose our allies and only let them into our country. How about that? Instead of like, we will let you in unless you've done something, how about we will only let you in if you're from one of these countries? I think that should be the reverse. - Who's on your list? - I've got mine. - The UK, obviously, most of Western Europe. - UK, France. - Western Europe, Northern Europe and that's pretty much it. - Yeah. - You mean white people? I'm like, no, I mean people that don't rape women and cut their heads off because they don't believe your stupid religious shit. That's who I mean, right? Australia, fine, bring 'em. - Yeah. Australia's great. - Even the abos, even the fucking aborigines. - Yeah. - Love 'em, dude. - Absolutely. - Good people. Bring me some Hakkas from New Zealand. I don't give a fuck. I mean, you guys haven't been in a war much less one, one in a thousand fucking years but keep dancing. - Ah, if you can dance like that, that means you can be trained. - Sure, yeah, I guess. I don't know. - Yeah, I gotta go, man. - As soon as you said, it's all white. Ireland, France, Germany. - Not Ireland. - Really? - No, they had their chance. (laughter) - I'm a ladder puller for sure. Like, you could've, you had your chance to come. Yeah, I need you to really do it. - Yeah. (laughter) - You got my people, the Portuguese. - Yeah, I like Portuguese. - Yeah, yeah, I said Western Europe, dude. - Spaniards all in on Spain. Loves, yeah, yes. Shit. Let's go down to France. Let's go down to, give me, you give me Finland, you give me Sweden, for sure. - Norway. - Norway, yes. - Denmark. - Where's, where's, where's in Bruges? - Belgium, Belgium. - Belgium, yeah. - Belgium's fine. - Belgium's in. - We're good. We're good, dude. I've never been so-- - But only people who were born there. Not all the immigrants did, we're not just fluffing the deck here. - No, we want the real ones. We want the real ones. - And then that's kind of it. - And what I mean to say is that, let's let people into our country who agree with our culture. - Yeah. - Like a normal fucking country does, right? I mean, Jesus, God damn Christ. I don't understand, like, hey, we're gonna come over to your country and we wanna set up our own system of government. You mean, like invade our country from the inside? That's a Trojan horse. - That's what it sounds like, yeah. - You fucking dummy. - That's what it sounds like. Oh, fuck, it just keeps getting worse. And dude, when Lucinda was on the show talking about this with the farmland, there was some people who were like, God, it can't be that bad. - It is. - It's way worse than what you think it is. - Way worse. And why we're allowing them to do it, I just don't get it. The other part too, 'cause it's not just farmland. I wanna take out them buying all the fucking real estate too, man. A lot of these places in New York, the only reason they're even open is because Chinese nationalists own the fucking buildings for themselves, so it's like, we gotta stop doing that bullshit too, man. - No, but it's a global economy now. We have to do, whoa, whoa, no, we don't. - No, we don't. - We don't, we don't. - We sure fucking don't. - We sure don't. Especially not the United States. If any country doesn't need to do that, it's us because we're the world's reserve currency. And the more we let these assholes in, the more we let China come in and steal our fucking intellectual property, and the more we fucking print money to go fight these foreign wars and pay for these illegal immigrants, the more devalue that currency gets, and the less likely it will continue to be the reserve currency of the world. Like, nothing we do makes any fucking sense. - No, but they keep feeding us these stories, even 60 minutes last night, I had a story on China of like, oh, their economy's collapsing and blah, blah, blah. And this fucking dickhead in our government, I forget what his name was. I was talking about, oh, you know, we need China, we need to go hand in hand with China, not really. - Do we need China to send us microplastics to get into our balls? Is that what we need, really? Like, we can't do without some of these stupid things. Like, look, I'd love bobbleheads of dudes with big black dicks. - Yeah, I love them. - That's true, he does. - I fucking love them. I love all the bobbleheads we got. They're fucking nice. I could do without 'em. (laughing) To be honest, I'd rather not have these and maintain my fucking testicles for fuck's sake. - I've pumped out of my testicles what I need. So I'm good, we'll see what happens in the future, but yeah, I'm all done pumping them out there. So I'm good, you wanna slide those bobbleheads to my side, I'm good with a thing, and when we got one over here, you know. - That's because people don't give you gifts. - They do give me this. - They don't, they just don't think you deserve good things in life. - They definitely do. I've got a fuck ton of it up here, you just can't see it. That and like, law suits and whatnot, but that's fun. Oh shit, we have a fucking, for everybody on Patreon. So they moved that fight from Mike Tyson to Friday, November 15th, I think. - It'll never happen. - Anyways, we're doing a giveaway with Mike Tyson signed a boxing glove for us here for the giveaway. You don't think it's gonna happen? - No. - That'd be 58th at that point. I'll then I'll just keep the glove. - I'm just gonna steal it. - But it will be for the audience. If the fight goes on, one of you guys will get a chance to win it, but if not, I'm taking it, sorry. I love Mike Tyson. Next up, another container ship loses control. Speaking of China, a container ship that lost control of its engines and prompted an evacuation. Where was this at? The Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge. - Charles Towne. - At Charleston, South Carolina. - No, shit. - No. - Goddamn, I didn't see this one. - Beautiful port. - Is it really? - I. - Charleston rocks. - Yeah, Charleston's awesome. - It's a really cool. I stayed at a Hilton, like on the edge of the like bay or whatever overlooking Fort Sumter. When I was a kid, it was fucking awesome seeing those giant ships going out. - Charles, some fucking rocks. - Did you, your family was with you, I imagine? - Yeah. - And you guys were reminiscing about the good old days, right? - Hey, man, we fought for the union, bro. - I don't wanna hear that. - Did you really? - The Missouri compromise over here fought for the union. - That would wear a little b. - No way, dude. That's all bullshit. You put the code on after you lost. Leaders with the United States Coast Guard said the MSC, Michigan, seven. Was anchored roughly eight and a half miles offshore following the incident in order to remain there until further notice after initial investigation. Charleston Harbor pilots were allowed to undock Thursday morning and assisted the 997 foot, 74,000 ton container ships departure. Please give me something for not being able to laugh at the word undocked. - Okay. - No. - I earned it. - How did you, we didn't earn nothing. - Yes, dude. I was able to say undocked to not laugh about it. You gotta keep talking, bro. You gotta keep-- - Well, the captain of the port ordered the vessel to remain where it was docked at the Columbus Street terminal for a full investigation. - So he wanted docked. - He docked. - He docked. - Undocked. - It was the other guys. - Redocked, maybe, I don't know. - You can redock if you ask properly. Obviously the other males got to maintain an erection, but yeah, you can redock after that. The ship had departed the North Charleston Container Terminal around 11.46 a.m. on Wednesday with engines set to dead slow speed. As it headed down the Cooper River toward the bridge, what officials said the engine began increasing speed without warning and would not respond to commands. Charleston Harbor pilots noticed a ship gaining speed to 14 knots or 16 miles an hour, twice the normal speed. Then they called for assistance from nearby tugboats. However, they could not make it to the vessel due to the increased speed. Do we have video with this? Did anything actually happen? - I don't know if there's video with this or not. No, I didn't, and this one didn't crash in anything that I am aware of, but yeah, usually mooring, you're going five to eight miles per hour or so. - There's no bridge over Charleston Harbor, I'm pretty sure. Oh, actually, no, this is going out of bridge. This is like deeper into the harbor. - That is, by the way, the bridge in Charleston. So like that's going on to the beach. It's one of the most beautiful bridges there is. It's awesome down there. - Yeah. The pilot, master, and crew discuss options in knowing that dropping anchor would not be effective. They decided on a course of action to continue to navigate through the harbor and alert authorities to the situation. So they were, they had lost control of the vessel and were just kind of, they had control of the steering, but not the velocity. - Okay, so as I'm, Bob, go back to that real quick. As I'm looking at that, dude, if that bridge would have gone down this particular one-- - That shuts down that whole city. - Holy shit. - It's surreal, 'cause you can't get in and out without that. - No. - That's beautiful down there, man. - Some damage was reported around, Charleston Harbor due to the ship's wake. Like it probably fucked a bunch of boats up. Smaller boats and stuff. - Oh shit, you got video of that? Let's see. - Oh, just threw boats onto the fucking shore. - God damn, that's wild. - I mean, that's a small boat. - It is, but they're so pricey. Those are so fucking pricey, dude. - And that's probably 40 grand. - Nothing to fucking sneeze at. - 20 footer, maybe. - I don't know. - The US Coast Guard is investigating the incident. I don't remember this ever happening before. Bob, do you, maybe-- - I'm sure like it's underreported before, right? Like it does strike me, yeah, as the type of story where like a big one happens and then people start reporting like more and more weird things ahead of me. - Yeah, but I don't remember massive shipping vessels, like a thousand feet long shipping vessels, losing power, losing control of their accelerator. Not, we've had what, four in the last three months? - Yeah, it's been a lot. - It seems like a lot. Now I know that railway incidents, when that shit was happening last summer, with all the railway incidents and shit like that and everybody's talking shit about it, they were happening about on average with the normal pace of that happening. So I don't know enough about this to say. I just don't ever remember this shit happening. I worked in emergency management and holding in security for a long time. I don't remember any of this stuff happening back then, but maybe it did. It wasn't really my purview. It seems like the kind of thing you would hear about. - Yeah, you don't until now, unless, you know, you believe everything that's going on that they're hacking into these ships. It's a great way to shut everything down, man. Initially, start fucking bashing them in the bridges. - I mean, think about the effect that the Suez Canal thing had on our economy, the global economy as well, wasn't just us. - For like two years. - And if you did that to Charleston, you'd be fucked. If you hit that bridge in Charleston, you are fucked. Along with your tourism, 'cause everybody goes to Folly Beach over that bridge too. So, and then that's the way back in to the mainland, man, you'd be fucked on that. I did not see that. So what ended up happening? Did the thing, was it able to go straight? - I don't know where it finally landed. I don't think it fucking, I mean, it's, they-- - It was moving. - It's back out, outside of the harbor now. So, they got it back out somehow. They must have regained control of it. I don't know, I didn't say in this article. - I'm seeing a pretty consistent number of over 200 accidents per year. - Yeah, but how are they rated and based on the vessel type? - So, I see a lot of, I see a lot of shipwreck. I just put a random year in a list of shipwrecks 2005. There's a lot of American ones, but it's not container ships. - It's not container ships, and that's the difference. - But there's also some number, there's a, not some number, there's a pretty large number of the physical quad con containers that just fall off the goddamn ships every year too. But that usually happens out in deep ocean. It doesn't have an import and shit. But a lot of those big containers, they'll just like topple off the side and go into the water forever, right? So James Cameron, he's gonna get down there, do something about it. - I think he's busy. - With what? - He's doing Avatar. - He's not in dailies, they're fucking editing ship. - Wow, bro. He's there every fucking second of the day. - They're doing CGI and shit like that. - They give you hits, dude. Avatar's gonna save the movie industry. I'm kidding, it's not, it's definitely not. But he is there every day. I don't really know why. I think there's like two more of those goddamn movies coming out, not that I get hit. - I don't know, Joel knows he worked on him. - Yeah, but with all this, with the shipping container stuff, it seems fucking weird to me. Is there a bunch of fucking boat crashes every year? Yeah, and that's fucking underreported, sure. People getting wasted wrecking their fucking boats, go out to Masonboro Island for a weekend. You're gonna see some fucked up shit. I saw boats just left. Sometimes people just abandon the boat and they're like, well fuck this, I'm out of here. Doesn't have a driver's license on it, so who gives a shit, I guess, or license plate? - Yeah, so 1382 shipping containers are lost each year, which is not that many, to be honest. - How many are there, you think? Millions? - Billions. - Okay. - So not that many. That's just the containers, it's not the vessels and shit. Let's see. ♪ Da da da da ♪ - Was Kate Winslet on any of 'em? Do we know that? - She was, her fat ass would've been on the door by herself. - I love that fat ass on her, she's great. - No, it's gross. - Nah, she's grown, she's grown. We love Kate Winslet on her. - Always have always will. Next up, the Secret Service chased away by Hamas supporters and no arrests were made. Secret Service and U.S. Park Police reportedly retreated from a park near the White House after being surrounded by pro-Palestine protesters on Saturday. Protesters surrounded the White House with banners, protesting U.S. support for Israel amid their war with Hamas and Gaza. Demonstrators repeatedly chanted slogans, rejecting a two-state solution and calling for an infantata? What the fuck is that? - Intafata. - What is that? - Yeah, yeah, you gotta look it up now. - I just wanna get the terms right. So it literally means tremor, shivering, shuttering. Right? - What the fuck is that? - Shaking off. - Okay. - Shaking off. So used by Muslims, what it means is they're shaking off the West. It's the same, this is why-- - Taylor Swift? - Are they Taylor Swift in the West? - Yes. - This is why these people, the blue hairs, come out to support them because it's the same idea. All the problems I have or somebody else's fault and if I could just get them out of here, I would be fine, right? It isn't me doing all the raping. - No, it's not you. - I'm not fucking sheep and goats. It's not me that's retarded and poor. No, it's everybody else, right? - Everybody else, yeah. - It's not me that has calves the same size as my ankles. It's not me. It's not me that dyed my hair all fucked up colors and got a stupid haircut to get back at the patriarchy. And I'm miserable with 85 cats now. That's not me, that's white men doing that shit to me. Shut the fuck up. - Show this video, Bob. I haven't seen this, the one where they're shaking the gates there. - Yeah, we got a couple of them. - Now let's see it. - There's one where you can see the secret service running away, which is pathetic. - What are they throwing? - Probably not deodorant. I doubt any of them use deodorant. - Well, is that the White House on the other side of the fence? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And they're just chucking rocks. - They're throwing projectiles into the White House. - These are additional gates, right? - Yes. - Why were they already up? - Great question actually. - Because these people hear like every day. - They are there a lot right now, but the reason the additional stuff is up, I would imagine is because of the rate. - Of this bullshit. - The rate in Israel, which is happening. - Come, let's see this. - Those are snipers. - No contest, no peace, no contest, no peace. - I don't like, I liked the first amendment. Protest is pointless in my opinion, but it's a good idea to be able to allow people to say and be able to fuck their want in non-violent ways, but not on behalf of another country. - No. - I don't think protected speech should include people from other countries coming here to fucking harass people. Why should it? I don't think people that aren't permanent residents or citizens should have any rights at all, frankly. - Yeah, me neither. And what do they burn in there, the flag? - Yeah, probably. - Yeah, just burn in there. - Maybe one of themselves, to be honest, because they are doing that now, which is by the way, what we like to call a self-solving problem. - Uh-huh, you no longer exist, and the world is better for it. - Well, this is a fucking problem for Democrats, because if they do anything, then it's against their own side there. So, you can't really paint this is a right or a left thing, this is all left. - Well, I doubt that. - The right doesn't give a fuck about it. - Most of these people don't or can't vote anyways, I would guess. But, sure. - I don't know, man. A lot of them are white. - Yeah, but they probably don't vote. - You don't think so? - No, those fucking professional protesters, they don't go vote and shit. - Okay. - They don't vote if they're locals, right? Like, if they live in DC, their vote doesn't even matter. - Yeah, yeah, sure. - Losing that vote's not going to-- - North, North, shut it. - Yeah. - DC shouldn't even be a thing. - Is that guy dressed as Spider-Man? - That's Tom Holland, actually. - He's Muslim Spider-Man. - Okay. - So, instead of shooting cobwebs or whatever the fuck out of his wrist, he puts on a suicide vest and blows himself up. Subtle difference, right? - Spider-Man! - It's 20% different, so it's enough not to get hit with a trademark infringement. - No, I understand that. I understand that. But looking all this shit as it continues to happen on a daily basis-- - Wait, is anybody made a Spider-Man that's a Jamaican dude? - Spider-Man. - Spider-Man. - But he's too high-- - Spider-Man. - He's too high to do anything. - He's too high to help out of the citizen. - The bank's getting robbed and he's just smoking weed and eating Cheetos and shit. Like, oh fuck, Spider-Man again, this cunt. Get your shit together, bro. - Oh fuck, dude. I don't know how long this will go on for. Like, if the Secret Service isn't doing anything, what the fuck are we doing? - I mean, you don't think there's gonna be congressional hearings about this? - Yeah, but like we've-- - No, there won't be, I was kidding. - Oh. - There won't be a goddamn thing said about this after this weekend. - But I'm sure there will be eventually in the future on this, and it's not gonna do anything. So like, what the fuck does it matter? - Taco Destroyer and Womb Raider, back-to-back, which are two phrases that mean the same general thing. - Sure. - Campbell Spider-Man, which is not racist enough for me, but it is clever, I suppose. - Yeah. - Tune up the racism a little bit, guys. - Yeah, let's kick it up. - It's a fucking Monday. - Let's kick it up to 11 on a Monday, why not? Why not? Now's the point of the show we get to the drinking, bro, of the week, we got some listeners here in the studio. Who do we got back there who's able to come up? Come on up, yeah. Oh, I like that, dog, oh, look at you. Lock yeah. Is it the prices, right? Yeah, God damn it, man. - It's funny, we watched that. - I loved it with Bob Barker. - Yeah, there's a, do you have a Roku? - Oh yeah. - They've got a free live channels, I guess it's like Pluto or whatever. It's all Bob Barker prices, right? - Everything is free now and there. - Yeah. - We were, we actually chatted with them about the back catalog for drinker bros, it was like, take it. - Yeah. - 'Cause everybody's looking for content, and they don't want to pay shit ton of money for it. But so that's what they're doing, huh? - Yeah, I mean. - It's all the episodes of-- - There's that, there's Rogan Fear Factor, all those episodes. - Fuck dude. - Like we were watching season one the other day. I can't-- - I haven't seen that in years. - Yeah, so I work in television stuff. I can't imagine the budget of that show. - Fear Factor? - Back in the day, yeah, for all the crap they were doing, dude. - So Fear Factor, the production budget was cheap, what was really expensive was the insurance. - Sure. - If any of those fuckers died-- - Yeah. - Well, I mean, they have a helicopter on set most every day-- - You have to. - Flying around. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're, they probably had two ambulances as well. - Sure. - And EMTs, and they were loaded up on that. - Yeah. - The only person who got paid on that show was Joe. - Yeah. - 'Cause I mean, the rest of it is like, what's your spider budget, you know? - Yeah, exactly. - Bring in the worms. - Yeah, or your stunt guys, you know? I mean, they were probably making some money 'cause of all the gear they brought in, but beyond that. - Dirt cheap. - So. - Joe made a lot of money off of Fear Factor. What's your name? - Zach. - Zach, you let us see your last name? - Yeah, Kegel. - Okay, great. - Yeah. - Welcome to the string of bros, how long have you been listening? - OG day one, and then dropped off for a while, came back, so. - What'd you drop off for, dude? - Just, dude, just in and out of things, you burned yourself out or whatever. - You fucker. - Sorry. - I don't know if you don't ever leave us. - But I remember like episode 100, like all the good stuff, and then I don't really, I don't have a reason why I left or anything like that, but no. - I'm just making sure, dude. - But you can ask my wife like every week, every day. I drive a lot, and so I'm always got listening to you guys, so. - We appreciate it, man. - Yeah, dude. - No, it's awesome. - Thank you. Got to meet her earlier. Surprised, she's still here, I have to say sure. - No, she, so we're on a road trip right now, so she listens with me all the time, so she's well aware of what goes on. Today was tame compared to what, you know, what you guys were. - We had four 9/11 memes at the top. - Oh, come on. Yeah, she hears worse than that, she's driving down the road from me. - True. - True, I bet you're a dirt pack. I bet you're a fucking dirt pack. - That's why I like you guys, right? It's nice to know there's other pieces of shit. - Oh, yeah. - And these were horrific people, and everybody meets this in real life, and is like, "Oh, you guys are just as terrible "as we thought." - No, it's like great, dude. Yeah, thank you. We all appreciate it, so. Thanks for having us. - Absolutely. Who do you want to give a drink a breath a week, too? - I'll give it to her for just putting up with my nonsense every day, and the crap that comes out of my mouth, and what I do every day, so. - Okay, she's a trooper. - What's her name? - Mackenzie. - Hi, Mackenzie. Thank you. Thanks for letting him come on with the program today. - She works for a school, so she can't. - Oh, I understand. - Probably shouldn't come up here. - Definitely not. Yeah, I don't want to do that here. Where do you guys live in real life? - Northeast Georgia. - Oh shit. - You know where Helen is? - Yes. - We're like 15, 20 minutes kind of east of that. - Helen's beautiful. - Yeah, it's cool. - You guys go to Delana Ghetto up there? - We're like 30, 45 minutes from there, and it's turned into, but that's where Atlanta has gone. Is like Dawsonville, Delana Ghetto. You know where the outlets were? - Yeah. - In Dawsonville, you would not believe how much growth there's been there. - Well, so here's what happens, and it's related to every fucking show we do, 'cause I'm from there, obviously. You get so much crime and shit in the city, and then you're like, oh man, maybe Atlanta will get cleaned up, it never did. It's always been a shit hole. We've always had Democrat mayors and everything else, so people keep going further out. - Yeah. - And then like Buckhead. - It's why we live. - And then Buckhead. - Yeah. - And then Buckhead. - Start fucking rapes, robberies, all that other shit. Now they want us to see it, yep, and then boom. Everybody keeps moving out, out, out, out, out, out, and then you're in the country. Next thing you know, you're in fucking Delaniga. - Yeah. - So Delaniga's grown? - Delaniga, Dawsonville for sure. Delaniga's growing, even our area has grown. We've been there for like six years. I grew up in like Beauford, you know where the mall Georgia is, grew up in that area. And same thing, we were like, we're tired of this crap, we're getting the hell out of here, and we were always up there anyways. - Everybody just keeps inching out. And then all of a sudden, you're in the middle of the sticks. But then you build around it. - But yeah, and it hasn't grown near us, thankfully. It has a little bit, of course, but it's still kind of rural, small town, you know, that's what we like. We know the community people, things like that, so. But no, it's just how much, I don't recognize the Beauford area where I was from. Like we were at a two-way school when I graduated there, and now it's seven A, eight A, high school. Yeah, it's stupid, so. - Shit. But it's still great. I mean, and then, you know, it's worth, like I drive to Atlanta all the time and surrounding, 'cause I'm a camera operator, do other things like that. So, but it's worth the commute to be that far away from it all, you know. - I agree. What are you working on now, Hollywood-wise, your cam up? - Nothing right now. I don't do film, I do broadcast TV, and I do commercials. So that's probably what you're more familiar with, is that process? - Yeah. - And then why TV? - All of it, to be honest, is the good way. - I'm a gym operator, the big boom camera. It's like, you see 'em at football games, stuff like that. So I've got three of those. Lately, it's been kind of slow, which is a little scary. - So hey, dude, oh yeah, it's gonna get slower because of the eye and all that shit. But I always wanted a jib in here. So, we did, I forget what your Dan and I did, Alex Jones show for the first time. We walked in, I knew he had a production budget, when his opening shot was with a fucking jib. In the studio, it was like, God damn. So he had a jib operator in the fucking studio. - It's wild. - For basically a podcast, I mean, it's big, but it's still not, you expect that. - It's like this, I mean, when you go in there, he's got a, and I know he's liquidating, or I don't know what the fucking process is with Infowars, but anyways, when you go in, this wall of TV's behind him that you see, those were 600 grand, and then he's a fucking jib. - He has like an LED wall and stuff, it's not even TV's, it's big money. But it looks good, it's hard. - Beautiful. - I mean, I have a fucking jib operator. - Yeah, so it's cool. I'm always looking for the next thing, 'cause like you said, I don't think my stuff is gonna go away from AI, because there's still like an intuition with it, and like, who's gonna build the thing, and whatever, but I think a lot of companies are scared of spending money on advertisement and big, I used to do a lot of big corporate events, like I was here a couple of years ago, and they bought out like three hotels in the convention center for a week for all their employees, and I haven't done an event like that in two years, because they over hired me on COVID, and they don't wanna spend any liquid money, so do a bunch of stuff for Chick-fil-A, right? - Yep. - Not spending any extra cash on anything outside, and we were doing two shoots a week for them for a couple years, and there's not much of anything right now, so. - Yeah, I mean, look, I can answer the first part of it with corporations and those gigs. So when COVID happens, and they sent everybody home, what happened was the corporations, this is happening in Austin right now, a lot, especially downtown, with Facebook and Google and all that shit, is once they got everybody home, they looked at their bottom line, and they were like, "Wait a minute, so there's no HR, "we don't have to pay for food, electricity, "or any of this bullshit, or any worker's comp issues, "well fuck it, let's just keep 'em at home." And then what's the least on this building? Do we wanna pay the fucking least on this building, like over and over again? So they were like, "No, absolutely not." And then they moved into corporate retreats, where it was like, "Hey, dude, can we spend $5 million "on this fucking huge retreat for this huge company "and do all the fun shit and hire Bon Jovi "and everything else?" - People love it, big team building exercises, or whatever. - If they'd rather have 40 people on a fucking Zoom, we're in your own house, nothing bad happens, nobody has a couple extra marks on the trip and pulls their wiener out, like, that's just easier. - What's the fuck on that, though? - But that's easier, and it's cheaper for them, and that's what's shitty about it. And then what their ultimate goal, and I had this conversation regarding hard AF Seltzer, is in like 30 second spots, is AI. So you'll be able to plug it into AI, and it'll spit out a 30 second spot for you, and so that way they don't have to shoot it anymore, which is fucked up, but that's where it's headed. - But I wonder, like, during COVID, you saw it was all just CGI ads, basically, there were no real people, and I got tired of it. And I wonder if there's a point to where you get tired of the AI as well. - 'Cause it's not, I know it's changing, and it will get better and whatever, but you can still tell that it's not. - You can still tell now, give it a couple years, and then it'll come down to the writing. So whatever your spitting in there is what will win. So if you do a really funny ad campaign, like, I don't know, where's the beef, 'cause Dan Holloway loves the "Where's the Beef" campaign a lot. - Are we love the, what's the insurance company that's being like your parents? - Yeah, Geico. - Dude, they're so funny, they're so true. So if you can, if you have the right team of storytellers that can pump that in, I think you'll still win in the end, but yeah, it's gonna change a lot of things, and there's gonna be a lot of upheaval. - It's been interesting. I mean, I've been in it for like 15 years now. So I always started out in analog days, saw the whole high-def transition, the whole reality show growth, whatever. So it's been interesting to see, and this is different than all that. The last crash in 2008, never lost a ton of work, 'cause people wanna be entertained, they wanna be, you still need to sell stuff, right? You still gotta advertise, so, didn't see anything there, but this has been a little weird, you know, it's been, I haven't seen a reason as to why it's slow, you know, so, but it'll come back. It always, something always does, and you always keep other stuff on the side too, you'd ever commit everything to one, you know, one path. - Well, did you move to Georgia for production? - No, born and raised. Just kinda fell into it, have a knack for it. I'm kind of a, I'm not really smart with like other stuff, but kind of have a, just a, it just makes sense. I do overhead rigging for shows, stuff like that, so, I've got a lot of-- - While you're here, dude, once you're-- - Well, check it out, you're all thread your pipe, and was a little nervous, but you're all right over there, so. - We're not ocean compliant, probably, right? - Hot, I don't work for ocean. I'm probably in their booklet that says don't do this, you know, like standing on the top rail of things, and shouldn't be there, but, you know, three points of contact, right? - Yep. - So, that's what they say at least. - Yeah, so if you wanna, you know, rig this up overhead, it'd be great, dude. - Yeah, yeah. - It'd be great here. - I'm expensive, so. - Are you? - Hey, it depends, so-- - The last, we had a guy quote us, it was so fucking expensive. - Yeah, I mean, there's the side of that too, where people are just, I don't know, they may not wanna do it or something, they're charging too much, but, like, I hook buddies up and whatever too, so, and I was gonna tell you, like, if you all ever shoot things in the future, like, you know, you did range 15, the other day on a show, we were all talking about doing some shorts or whatever, I'd love to work with you guys, so, I'd love to be involved. - For sure, what's your day rate? - You were really wanna? - Yeah. - So, the crane's usually 800 a day to 1,000, depending on the length. - Yep. - And then, my day rate's 850 for 10, so, and then travel, whatever, you know all that kind of stuff. - And look at you, you're fucking Union too. - Not, hell no, dude, George is right to work. I would never, the great thing is, I play by their rules, so I have something to stand on, but no, I've never, and will never, and it's, I would never do that. They don't do anything for you, they don't find you work. - I agree, man, I look, I hate both of mine. - So, it's all, everything I've ever done is word of mouth, I've never made a phone call to anyone looking for work, I just wait for the phone to ring, and it usually does, so it's been good, so, yeah. - Awesome, man, well, hey, we appreciate you being here. - Thanks for having us. - Where are you guys going? You went from Georgia through here. - So, we have a big fifth wheel, so we started out in New Orleans, we went to Galveston for a couple days. We're here, we're headed to Waco tomorrow. There's like a massive resort there, we're just gonna go park it there and sit in the sun for a while. - Fuck yeah. - So, take the wife to Chippin' Joanna. - Yeah, she wants to go, you know, whatever, I'll take her over there. - Magnolia, dude. - Yeah. - Yeah, every time I drive by, my wife wants to stop, I never do. I keep by that car keeps going, I'm like, nope. - We'll see, I'm not planning on leaving the resort, but we'll see what happens, so maybe she'll pop out there. - Yeah, she'll pop out there. - You know, wind up with something to have to do on that credit card. - She'll probably get an Uber, an Uber or something like that. - And here's what she'll say after she fucking runs up four or five K on there is, hey, you made me sit through fucking drinking, bros asshole, so I need this couch from Chippin' Joanna Gaines. - She was totally cool to go here, so I've also, y'all are at the Bama game last year. I was over with Barstool, and then the year before at Knoxville. - Why? Are we working there? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, no, I wanted to come hang out. - Barstool pays, Barstool's got that money. - Yeah, I wanted to come hang out, but I'm working and like the times didn't work out, and then also in Knoxville two years ago, y'all were on the waterfront, and I was like shit, I've got to get over there, but I was at Barstool there too, and couldn't get over there. - You can't afford the jibs, bro. We can't afford the jibs. - Maybe one day. - Oh. - So, I like bartering, you know? Enough cases, I'll pound a hard AF or something like that. - That was one of the fuckers, man. 'Cause I don't really have a bad word to say about Barstool at all. - No, it's super cool. It's kind of, it's a, I go to people watch is what I, you know, on that show. - It's fun, like I like those guys. But what I've never been able to figure out, 'cause we've done events next to them at some of these games. - Yeah. - Like literally right next to them. And they've always been accommodating and all that other shit, like depending upon who's going first and crowd noise and shit, and never had any issues. But I sat there in all and looked at their fucking production when they were setting up for this goddamn thing. - Yeah, it's a full shoot. - Oh, not a much-- - TV truck, full of portable stage. - More than that, right? So I was like, they had six or seven trucks, I think it was Army Navy, we were next to them. And they said, "Hey, you know, how long are you guys going?" We're like, "Ah, we'll cap it off here." And then you can cap it off there. And then that way we can all go to the game, 'cause we all, you know, go to the game afterwards. Those motherfuckers set up all that shit for a 47 minute show. I couldn't believe it, dude. - The ones I did were like-- - All this for 47 minutes? - Yeah, it's crazy. The ones I did were like maybe 20 or 30 sometimes. I had the same thought. I'm like, so we get there the day before, load in. I'm traveling in, most of us are traveling in. So that's extra hotel. I forget in Bama, we stayed-- - Food per diem. - We stayed like right across the river. Like that, we looked at the hotel, right? It was like $1,000 a night or something stupid. - God damn it. - Yeah, we don't have that kind of money. - It's crazy. - We don't have that kind of money. - I mean, some more sellers. So I know you're working on it. - I'm working on it. - Yeah, dude. Hey, I was on the We Funder, so every bit helps. - It does, man, for real. And we appreciate it. And we're just opening up more stakes with it and then hiring people. So it totally helps. So those guys, they started with money and then they were able to invest in all the other shivers. - It makes it easier. - If you have money, you can make money. It's, you know, story alive. - Yes, yes. 'Cause a lot of people ask, 'cause I have a black rifle, like they've invested, but also they've got shares in the company and there's rules on when they can sell and everything else too. So I don't wanna do that. We're not going public. This is like, hey, exit sale within five years. Everybody makes some money and has some fun and some laughs. - Yep. - Turn it in with some help. - Well, I love doing podcasts every day. I don't, I like writing in podcasts. That's about it. And then I'm interested to test out the AI for the last chapter of life and make a bunch of weird movies. - Sit back and make it. Sit back and make some money. - Yeah, 'cause my wife can edit. She's really fucking good. So like, yeah, that'd be fun while the kids are gone. - Sure. - But we'll see. We'll see how all the shakes out. - Thanks for being here, man. - Thanks, dude. - Appreciate it. - And at home, if you can't be here, go to drinkingbrows.com. 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