[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bros. Fate News with Ross Patterson. [MUSIC PLAYING] Dan Holloway, Apogee with the traffic. [MUSIC PLAYING] How you feel? Good. Yeah? Field reporter, Hot Boss. [MUSIC PLAYING] And Delco Dan with Sports. [MUSIC PLAYING] Welcome to Fate News. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fate News. Everybody, bringing you the realest Fakest news from over the weekend. We'll start with some real news at the top. Really enjoyed our time in Columbus, Georgia on Friday night, by the way. The AIF is something if you haven't seen it in person. And by something, I mean, it's out of control. People get fucking wrecked. I don't mean-- I got wrecked. I don't mean injured necessarily. Or I'm sorry, I don't mean fucked up. I mean, just hard hits. Yeah, I thought I broke my fucking arm. Yeah, there's no rules about targeting or any of that bullshit. It's just guys that are getting paid $250 to annihilate each other. I mean, it's fucking crazy. And at one point, one of the guys came crashing into our table. And Joel, you have that footage right of that golf ball size on my arm from that hit I took. And I was like, oh, shit, this is real. This is really going down. But it was fun. Also, unaware that there was fucking two hula hands in two different hotels, five miles apart in Columbus, Georgia. What are the chances of-- I mean, to be honest, there shouldn't be one. No. No, there shouldn't. Because it's not great. It was pretty decent. Bob, I did have those potato skin nacho things you recommended on the show last week to die for. Delightful. Absolutely delightful. I definitely wanted to kill myself. Yeah, you did. But man, they were fantastic. That took about 100 people to the game. Also, wasn't told that I was going to be involved in an ice cream eating contest live on the field at halftime. That was fun and very, very cold. I lost that one. I lost that contest. Two of drinking, bro, though. I did. Who just became a lieutenant. He just passed IOBC. Oh, no, shit. That's awesome. Yeah. Him and his buddy, the other guy as well. We drove a kid to the game. One of our listeners, kids to the game, got him to meet Tim Hudson. We didn't know that Tim Hudson from the Braves was going to come out and do the thing with us. Yeah, I mean, so we were at Hoolahans, and there's what? 50 people, I don't know. I can't count. You 50 to 100 somewhere in there? Yeah. It was packed. I know we sold out a beer and everything else. Yeah. And this kid who's dad is a fan of the show. Mom, not so much. Yeah. Makes sense, right? His name's Maverick. So he was like, he finds out that Tim Hudson's going to be at the thing. He's like, oh, that'd be-- that's really cool. I loved to meet him. I'm like, yeah, well, you're going too, bitch. So we brought him with us. We did. So we got to meet Tim Hudson. His name is Maverick, and he's trying to get into the Air Force Academy. Good luck. I think that would be amazing. On the other side of the news for Heart AF Seltzer, WeFunder.com/HeartAFSeltzer is going right now. So it just started today. We opened it up to the public here, where we out there, Bob? We hit the refresh button on her real quick. I just loaded it. Let's see. $1,199,000. So $1.2 million right there? Basically, yeah. OK, great. And then at $1.235 million, so essentially $36,000 away there, that will trigger another audit from the SEC. And then they'll look through everything we've ever done in our entire lives. Blood, piss, urine, all that other stuff. And then we'll go from there. However, everybody who've done it doesn't matter if it goes over the $1.235. We'll still be in, and then we'll do another raise here as soon as the next round of paperwork is filed. The reason why we wanted to do this is so that it was all official. You guys are actually owners in the company. And there is SEC paperwork that is filed with all of this to make sure that we don't commit fraud and go to fucking Bali for the next two years, which would be fun. However, what's going on in the real world is even funnier right now. So I would put a pause on that. Debate's coming up in 11 days. I don't want to miss that. - Sure, yeah. - College football's coming up. I don't want to miss any of that. Therefore, we'll file the proper SEC paperwork. Make sure everybody's covered legally on your end and hours. And then we'll plow forward with this initial money that is coming in though. We are able to open up five states this fall. So we're super fucking stoked about that. And if you are submitting an application for a distributor in one of those states, please make sure that you have beer and/or wine experience and grocery stores and everything else, simply because it's a specialized field. And I don't know how to train that, okay? - And nor would I. - No, I have time for that horse shit. Don't say, hey, I'm a carpenter, but I can build you some sales now. - Sorry, bud. - Yeah, like Ryan Mills, for example, works in a massive distributor here in Texas, and then we hired him on to our company. And he's got 11 years of experience in it. I'm not saying 11 years is necessary, but a decent amount of time, a couple of years, would be great. And then we would love to have you there. But go to wefunder.com/hardafselter today and donate. Actually invest in the company because you're gonna get shares and all that stuff. And you'll get the paperwork for it. And it doesn't matter that it goes over the number. All of that will still be included. And then I'll just file the next round of SEC paperwork. All right, now that the housekeeping is out of the way, it's Monday. Let's get to the meme, shall we? Yeah, clear it. Clear it. - I'm gonna warm up a little bit first. - Okay. - Oops. The first one's just called Oops. - All right. - It's from a comedy troupe that we like. Remember the death threats? I think it's the same group. - Oh shit, I love these guys. - Yeah. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Hey, hey, hey Connor, how fast do you think you can make it spin? (upbeat music) - Come on, I'm going down! Come on, I'm going down! (screaming) Tomorrow! Tomorrow! (screaming) (laughing) - All right, I thought for a second. Maybe she won't fly into the Twin Towers. I was like, oh, this looks like a nice, peaceful meme. And then, no. - You were wrong. This next one's called Never Forget. - We're going back to back. We're going back to back. Press play, Bobs. - We've got our bacon. Our eggs, we've got our bacon. Oh, what are we forgetting, Meatball? 9/11. Oh, fuck! ♪ Wild to be an American ♪ - We're almost done with breakfast. - It's a vine, basically. Now, for those of you that don't know, we're approaching Juneteenth, which is comically in the same week as Father's Day. I don't know if that was on purpose or an oversight. - I would say an oversight. It's Father's Day is in a black holiday. - No. Well, I mean, it's not a white holiday either, right? It's just a holiday. I'm just saying it's a weird coincidence. At any rate, we're going to start with some, let's call it basketball American memes. - Okay, sure. - All right, sure. - This one's called the Good Old Days. - Good Old Days. All right, Bob, read that for me if you can. - The one white guy in the friend group. - All right, guys, I failed November. - No, not November. - Oh, no, no. - I don't fail November. You know what I'm saying? After all, all the things come through an end. - Like slavery? - Whoa! - Wow. - That was crazy. - All right, guys. - I don't fail November, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - Like, you know what? There's no way it was the white kid's idea. It was one of the black kids' idea, for sure, 'cause there's like 30 of them. And he was like, "You know what would be really funny." - Yeah. - 'Cause if you said slavery's cool. - It is funny. - So. - It is funny. And it's good to see that kids can get along and still make slave jokes together. - Yeah, I like that. - I like that a lot, actually. - I like that. - This next one's called Jade sent me this, actually, and she titled it as well. It's called Brown Syndrome. - Brown Syndrome, okay. And then Bob, what does that say at the top there? - They got hood ones too. - Okay. - Question mark. - Yeah. - Go. - Go. - Okay. - Get it. - Get it. - What? - That's my name. - That's my name. - Go. - Go. - Yeah. - What the fuck? - It's mine. - Yeah. - Sounds. - What the hell is it for today? - Yeah. - For you audio listeners. - What the hell is it? - What the hell is it? - It's a black retardant. - Whoa. - I don't think I've ever seen one either. - Yeah. - They're all over Iraq as well. - Really? - Yeah. One of them, we almost murdered one one day, because he ran out in front of our truck and took his pants off, and started throwing shit at us, right? - Okay. - He was like an animal, trying to get your attention to play with him or something. Then he ran off giggling, and we were like, oh my God, we almost killed that guy. Get your retards out of the street, bro. - I've never seen a black retard before. - I don't think I have either, actually. Bob, can you look that up? - So let me go. - Black people are down syndrome. - Let me go back to what I said about Father's Day. It might not be great at that, but you're great at not pumping out retards. That seems to be a white issue. - Fuck, man. - Well. - Is that something in our genes? Like, how does that work out? - I think it's something to do with M-breeding, probably, so yeah, that's more of a white thing. - Yeah, it is. - Fuck. - Of people with down syndrome in the United States, it's roughly reflective of the population. - What percentage? - 13% black. - It's pretty close. - Yeah, 13% black, 67% white, 16% Hispanic, 3% Asian. - But I still, I'll put that on us. I don't care. Like, I have no problem putting that on our race. That's us. - I think we need to work on, as a white race better. - Brown. - It's not pumping out in retards. - Brown syndrome, though, is pretty. - Brown syndrome is really fucking good. - This next one's called "Lego George." (laughing) (upbeat music) - It was the song too. - Bob, do you wanna explain that? - Also, the lego's there. It's, it's not, it's what you think it is. It's definitely a reenactment with Legos. - Bob, do you wanna explain what happened to the audience? - Do I need to? - Well, for the audience. - I just feel self-evident. There was Legos, and they showed George, sort of as much as the Lego could, showed the George Floyd. - Shove it and George Floyd. They don't have knees, unfortunately. - No, they don't. - It just bends. - Yeah, so. - Just kind of bends. - Good fucking luck. - In the Lego world, he still would be alive. Maybe. - Well, they don't. - That's a tough one. - Actually, breathe. This one's called, this is a mid-racism interlude. - Okay. - It's called, here comes the second one. And I think, I think Jade sent me this one as well. - All right, pop this up here. - The terrorists feed their children. - Oh no. - Here comes the airplane. (laughing) And here comes the second one. (laughing) - They're practicing, that's a great show. - I'll do terrorists. - That's a great one. A lot of 9/11 today, I'm here for it. - I've got, I had about 39/11 once today, but we gotta do some actual news at one point. - Sure, I mean, I would've liked him to done a third one and then like, here comes the third one. Oh no, the carrots have taken over the cockpit again and it falls under the table. - And it smashes right down on the table. It'll be fucking great. - This, we're going back to racism now. Somebody said this. - Oh, thank God. - I think on Noah's on Instagram, it's, I don't think this. - I'll read it for the audience. This is a movie poster for Albert Einstein biopic, potentially, with a black man on it, as Einstein obviously, because you gotta cast in a different race, and then it says K equals FC squared. - And what do you think that's in reference to? - Chicken, definitely fried chicken over there. Do we know who this is playing Einstein? - I think that's AI. Is it? - Yeah, just like, if you ask Google and it's first AI iteration to make Einstein, that's probably what it would have been. - This is not Eleanor Anderson, no. - No, you goddamn asshole. Not everything's about Philadelphia. - God, it should be. - No, it shouldn't be. Nothing should be about Philadelphia. - Definitely should be. They gotta got a lot going on up there. A lot going on there. But I'm a fan of that. What do we got next? - This one's called Happy Father's Day, which is, you know, Happy Father's Day to all your father's out there, by the way. - Absolutely. - Read that caption, Bob. - Thank you. - Got a tattoo of my dad for Father's Day. The gentleman is black. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Oh, monies. - Oh, two. (upbeat music) - Oh, there's nothing there. (laughing) - That one's a little on the nose, I guess. (laughing) - Oh, that's good. That's good. Black comedians are really getting in on the joke, too, which is, I really enjoy it, these days. - This cross 1.2. - Okay. - Nice. - What do we got here? - This last one's called, it's a sketch and it's called a great price. - Great price. - Mm-hmm. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? - Turned white for a great price? It's only 99 cents. - Oh, shit, I got it. - Y'all, I'm going. - I got 98 cents. - All right, look, I'ma go in and I'ma come out. If I turn white, I'll give you the penny. All right, bet. (crickets chirping) - No way, it actually works. Wait, give me the extra penny. Get a job. - No. (laughing) - That is a perfectly constructed sketch. - Sure is. - There's not an ounce of fat on that. - No. - 100% perfect. - Yeah. - Read those guys. - We can go to the actual thing. - It's a Trey Matty official. So Treyway and money. - Looks like two black guys. How many followers do that? - And a white dude. All three of them are part of it, I'd love to say. - Okay. - 'Cause they're all, there's a bunch of difference. - At least the picture's two white guys. - Oh, it is. I'm sorry. - Oh, so maybe it's just-- - Again, the screen is far away. How many followers they have? I can't see that. - 11,000? - No, shit. - I'm gonna bump that number up a little bit. - Yeah, go follow these guys. - Pause this guy's a really fucking funny sketch. - It appears to be this is mostly white dudes, to be honest. - Okay. - Well, whatever, man. I'm not gonna segregate comedy. - Well, I assume the black dudes are comedians as well. - Yeah. - Obviously. - One would imagine. - One would imagine. - You gotta show them that script beforehand. - Yeah, they tagged both of the other guys. It looks like, hold on. It's FT, when Z got talent. They have 97.6,000 followers. And they obviously work with these guys 'cause they have a bunch of cross posted stuff. - Okay. - So go to the video, or you're on it now. - I'm on him now. So this is one of the black dudes. FT wins got talent. - Yeah, they're fucking funny. They have a bunch of really funny sketches. So, go follow them too. - This is the other black dude, I think. H Money Too Fun. - So check them out. - Okay. They're comedians in LA, I believe. All these guys are. - No shit. - Oh no, he's in Maryland. What the fuck, why the fuck would anybody live in Maryland? - You know, that's a tough one. Craig Daleski's out there and went out there for the wedding. I enjoyed the country and all that stuff, but you've really got to enjoy the country. And then one restaurant in the middle of your town. - Kevin Spacey's out there too. - Yeah, but he's hiding. - He's hiding. - Who's hiding though? - Well, they're taking that house. - What house? - In Baltimore. So they just, they filed for bankruptcy, and they're gonna take the house from them. Beautiful house. We showed her an RPR. Have you seen this place? I was unaware that Baltimore had shit like this. - I mean, no. Well, I don't know about Baltimore. I don't know anything about Baltimore actually. - Pop up Kevin Spacey's house in Baltimore. You'll be like, oh shit, all right. - I enjoyed Baltimore. - Do you really? - I do. First game I ever went to was at Camden Yards. It's beautiful. - It is a beautiful stadium. And I did enjoy it, but I haven't been in a very, very long time. - He had like probably like a 3,000, 4,000 square foot townhouse on the water. - Yeah, peep this thing out. - Yeah. - Okay. That's pretty, that's fucking dope. I mean, the Boston Harbor is dope. - Yeah, that's great. - Or Boston. What the fuck? The Baltimore Harbor is dope. There's a lot of cool shit down there. - It doesn't, well, you guys don't read books. Nevermind. That was gonna be something about something that none of you fucking know about. - Sure, sure. But what we learned was when he was shooting House of Cards, he ended up buying this place in 2012 and then hiding out there after his, what were we calling him to? 'Cause he was touching dogs. Bob, what do you think? - Why not? - I think it's just me too. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Let's give him some respect. - Yank and D's. - He was yank and D's over there. All he wanted to do was come during the first 20 minutes of saving private rent. - A real American goes hands-free on that. - Well, he tried to. - What do you mean hands-free? - You just blast him and all that freedom. - Yeah. - Blast, who, what do you tell? Like, be more specific. - I'm ejaculating, but in my pants, 'cause I'm in public, I don't take it out. That's so rude, because once we breach the sea wall, you know, on Normandy at Omaha Beach, it's over for the Nazis, freedom. - Yeah, it was a lot of freedom for Kevin too, when he took that Marine to the theater, and then he finished himself. And the guy just, I'll never forget this. The guy just said, yeah, what happened after that? He was like, he just sat in his own come for three hours. He was like, it didn't get up. No, didn't bother. I liked that. And then he ate a bag of popcorn, which is great. 'Cause you're hungry. I always eat, I've never gone to the movie theater and not had a bag of popcorn. - Sure, but... - Was come on his hands, or did he eat his own cup? - All over, unclear. I would imagine he had napkins for the popcorn, probably wiped off with those, and then just kept eating. - Okay, so yeah, that doesn't really wipe off come. You understand how that works, right? - Yeah, it's good enough. - It's not. - And you can wipe off your hands and get into some popcorn. If you're used to doing that, like he is clearly on a regular basis. - Yeah, dude, I think that's fine. - I think we need to get wipes involved or something, Clorox probably. - I agree, he just didn't do that. So, is that the ultimate flax that he was willing to sit in his own nut for three hours? - He does kind of seem like the kind of guy that would eat his own come though. - I think he's just so comfortable in his own skin that it doesn't matter that he jacks off on himself and has to sit in it for three hours. He doesn't matter. And then he was, obviously, if you've seen Saving Private Ryan out there, you know you're locked in for that three hours. So maybe the movie was just so good that they should have put that on the poster. This movie's so good, you'll be willing to sit in your own come for three hours. - I mean, dude, who doesn't want a nice day watching a classic movie, sitting there like Winnie the Pooh. - This was live Bob. - Yeah, sitting there like whatever. - This was in 2000 or whenever that movie came out. - I don't care, still, even in the theater, sitting there like Winnie the Pooh, no pants on, covered in your own honey. - Yeah. - Sounds wonderful. - Your own honey makes it sound a lot better. - This sure does. - Then your dirty, stinking come. - Yeah. - 'Cause you know his come doesn't smell good. What kind of diet you think he's got? - Spacey? - Yeah, it ain't good. - At the time, what was it, 2000? - Wait, is he? - He was in shape then, so I'm sure we're all right. - Is he, well, that doesn't mean anything. He may have just been doing cocaine. - This is American beauty, Kevin Spacey. - Yes. - We're going to go on a barbecue. - Is he a topper or he's a top, right? - Yeah. - So he's not watching his diet for butthole reasons. This is what I'm getting at. - Probably not. - 'Cause if you're a bottom, you have to fucking maintain a certain type of diet. Otherwise, life gets difficult for you. - In your partner, one would imagine, right? - Maybe, yeah, I don't know how about that. But certainly-- - You're certainly not going out to Chipotle for your anniversary. - Yeah, yeah. You need a lot. You need a very high fiber diet, so you have thick dukes. Or maybe just buy the supplement, thick dukes, which I make so. - Sure, but if you're eating hot salsa, really, really fucking hot, it's a CD salsa with seeds in it. - Can you be a bottom, then? Is that going to affect the other guy's dick because of the seeds and the hot salsa that you ate? - I'd be worried about the seeds if I was the other guy. - I would see what I'd get in one stuck in your wiener, yeah. - Yeah, that would burn. - It would not be great, yeah. - Yeah. Well, after that disgusting combo, let's get to the news, shall we? War is coming soon. The House of Representatives passed a measure on Friday, automatically registering men aged 18 to 26 for selective service. It was part of the Annual National Defense Authorization Act, which sets out the US government's military and national security priorities over the next fiscal years. This year's NDAA authorizes 895.2 billion in military spending, a $9 billion increase from fiscal 2024, while it hasn't been invoked in over a half a century. It's mandatory for all male US citizens to register for the Selective Service, also known as the Military Draft when they turn 18. - Did you guys do that? - Yeah, I had to register for Selective Service when I was 18, same. - I didn't do it. - I didn't do it, but I was planning on joining the military, so I'm not going to fucking register for a draft, I'm just going to go join a goddamn military anyway. - Yeah, I used to have a Selective Service card. I don't know what the penalties are now, but when I was applying for college right, when I was 18, you could not get like federal loans and stuff like that. - Yeah, that's weird because I never, they never sent me one in the mail, right? 'Cause that's how it's supposed to work. They go through the high school or whatever, and when you turn 18, they send it through your registered address. And I was at the same address, they never sent it to me, and then I got, technically I did have student loans going out of the army and they paid them off. So that wasn't a problem. Joining the army wasn't a problem either. So I don't know what the fuck happened there. It doesn't seem like it's policed that well back then, at least. Now it's probably policed pretty well because it's all digital. - Yeah, and Bob, what year was that for you? - 2004. - Okay, so we were in the height of war at that point, so that'll make sense, and I'm assuming you two don't go? - No, 2009. - We're still in the middle of war. - We were halfway through a 20-year war. - 2009 was a big drawdown year for both Iraq and Afghanistan, and then like a year or two later is when the surge in Afghanistan happened. - Yep. - So that's why I got out because it was 2000 not, or going into 2010, and my next two deployments were gonna be to go train Iraqi and Afghan police and like, nah, I'm not doing that bullshit. Dude, I came over here to fucking muck duck people. I'm not trying to hold hands. But so maybe Delco slipped in as well. - Yeah, for me, I'm a couple summers younger than you, obviously, nothing going on in the world. So none of it was mandatory, which is surprising about this. Is this because of what's going on in Ukraine and Israel and everything else? Or is it because recruiting is it such a low that you're essentially forcing people into it? I'm trying to figure out what the end game is. - I think it's a combination of both. - Okay. - Yeah, I think we're planning for some kind of war, for sure. The reason that I think that, while here, let's get into some more of these details first. Supporters of the amendment argue that we cut down on bureaucratic red tape and help U.S. citizens avoid unnecessary legal issues, as well as cutting down on the taxpayer dollars going toward prosecuting those cases. What that means, cutting down on legal issues, what they're really saying there, is putting illegal immigrants into the military. So that's a big part of it, right? And we'll get to another story about illegal immigrants now being used as police officers, which is fucking true. - Yeah, we'll do that after this one. In addition to that, Israel is planning, my opinion, I don't have any inside information about this, Israel is planning on launching a full-scale war against Hezbollah after they're finished with Hamas, which means Syria and Libya are gonna get fucking hammered, right? And I don't know what the-- - Lebanon. - Lebanon, excuse me, Lebanon. And I don't know what the downstream effects of that are gonna be vis-a-vis Iran's involvement in wars around that area, right? And if we may need to get involved in that. - Well, let me ask you this, if Trump gets in in November, 'cause we're getting really goddamn close. When I'm watching the studio today, we're talking about the debate isn't 11 days for Christ's. Shit, 10 days. Forgive me on CNN here, we'll be doing a live show for it. If you wanna watch along, have some laughs with us or some cries, either one, that's fine. But as we're heading towards this, it seems like Biden is hell-bent on this Ukraine bullshit and then helping them out and getting in some form of war. Over the weekend, I saw that video. I think it was Friday night of him and Zelensky signing that bill together, which doesn't exist. - Yeah, it's nothing. It's nothing. I don't know why it's a 10-year security agreement between the U.S. and Ukraine. - But backed by who? - NATO. - NATO, anybody. - No, no, no. It's backed by nothing because the president still, this isn't, look, they've misused this since 2001, but this global war on terrible shit has been used to drone strike people and fucking invade countries and all this other shit and it was never authorized to any of that, right? Congress is required to vote on any new war or any new military engagement, right? Unless it's part of the UN charter, or not UN charter, excuse me, the NATO charter, which means Article 5 of NATO, if Putin were to attack a NATO country, a current NATO country, then it would be required that we respond technically speaking. But this is nothing, right? Because Biden can't do shit. He can't send troops to Russia without Congress, so this is, it's nothing. - Bob, pull up the video if you can on Twitter of him and Zelensky signing this thing together. So, and I just wanna ask you guys in the audience on Patreon or all that stuff, if you're watching along with us in the video, what are they actually signing them together of what? Is it just a made up bill? - You and I can print something out right now and sign it together. We can fucking jack each other off, calm out a piece of paper, sign it, yours truly, Ross and Dan. I mean shit. - So, play this video, this is on Biden's Instagram. I'm sorry, I'm on his Twitter and Instagram. - Yeah, it doesn't mean anything. - Go to the top of it, Bob. - They even made a banner. - They put him walking in slow mode again. - Oh my God, fucking gay midget, old retard. It's a buddy cop movie. - It's a friend of the Ukraine. - This is Ukraine and deterrence capabilities for the long term. A lasting piece for Ukraine must be underwritten by Ukraine's own ability to defend itself now and to deter future aggression any time in the future. - What, what, what is it? - I just, yeah, yes, I understand that you and I can sign a piece of paper and make up our own rules here. But I didn't even know what I was watching. I was with you, I think, when this video came in, I was like, what are we watching exactly? Like, and what is, what's on there? Just a blank thing where it's like, oh, hey, we're gonna do this. Or is it just a checkbook where he's got to sign off on it and we're just giving Ukraine more money. - This doesn't authorize any new spending. The president can't do any of that shit. He doesn't have the authority to do any of that. Doesn't authorize military force, it doesn't authorize new spending, it's nothing. - Dan, we got some sponsors that put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, go to sped.com/drinkin' bros. 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The really fun part is that the US Senate Armed Forces Committee intends to require women to register for selective service as well. Equality starting in January of next year. You know who did that? Jesus. Caitlin Clark. You're welcome guys. That's equality, OK? Yeah, I mean, so this is going on. This is in debate in the Armed Services Committee who is they write the NDAA, the National Defense Authorization Act. So it's getting in there, right? And it's just too bad for the trainees out there because changing your gender isn't going to keep you out of this next war. No, they're picking anything, so it doesn't matter what you are, you can go into it. I mean, this is a serious question. What percentage of jobs in the military do you think women can do? Like obviously, gunfire is probably not one of them that they can actually do, like physically perform. Do you want to know that answer? I would say most of them. Yeah, there's logistics and all that shit. Yeah, I would imagine that they're-- And they did in World War II as well. Like, there are a lot of female nurses, a lot of female logisticians. I mean, if you think about what's going on back here in the United States, a lot of females were working in construction and manufacturing as well. Like the Rosie the Riveter bullshit, right? But how many, I think Bob and friggin' me if I misunderstood. I know they could. Getting into gunfights? Yes. Zero, not one woman on this planet. That's what I was wondering. I agree with that. I'm not saying that the gunfighter, but like you would leave a lot of brain power back home by not because of the college educated-- I mean, just well-educated people and all that stuff. They would be useful logisticians, I would imagine. Oh, yeah, there's a ton of jobs. Just being on the front lines isn't one of them. Yeah, some of the people that I trust most in government, and that's a very short list. Some of the people that I know that are the most competent in government on that side, especially in the intelligence community or women, right? Shannon Kent's one of whom? Yeah. One of my other friends who's currently there is one of the biggest badasses I know. Yes. That kind of stuff, for sure. Yeah, but operations stuff? No, but-- There's like, for the 82nd Airborne, there's 18 people doing some activity for every one gunfighter, right? The Special Operations Community double that. So there's plenty of room for that bullshit. It's a bit of a-- not that I want to go to war or anything, but it's a bit of a combat advantage to free up that many more men to pick up a rifle. Well, that's the other problem. There aren't that many men that can do it either, frankly. Like, there's a lot of bullet sponges out there, but dudes that actually fucking get into gunfights, it is-- think about what happened during the Iraq War-- Iraq, Afghanistan War. Remember, all this started and the recruiting push started with 9/11. It wasn't all Iraq. Iraq wasn't until late 2002, and that shit started popping off. So it wasn't unpopular until late. Only in World War II, I think, something like 8% of the US population served their country. It was 0.45% this time. Yeah. 0.45%, and that's the amount of people who are willing and capable of doing it. A lot of them weren't capable either, frankly. Yeah. And 0.45% of that, only 1 out of 18 of those are actual gun fighters. So that's how few people can literally do-- even do the job in the first place. It's not like every-- but you can just train people to do that stuff. It's not how it goes. But I also think, if you want to put some of the illegals in there and have them serve in the military and fight overseas, and then come back and be citizens, fuck yeah, dude. I think you do it. No. You don't think so? Fuck no. Why not? Why would you want that? They were doing it with what blacks and which war was it? We were one, we were two, hey, you're getting in no matter what, and we're figuring this the fuck out. Black people were citizens, and World War I and II. But wasn't there a stipulation-- They were a Spanish and Irish off the boats for the Civil War. Yes. Yeah, that's what it was. That's what it was, forgive me. Man, it was the honkeys. A lot of black people fought in both the revolutionary and civil war on both sides, by the way. Quite a few fought on the Confederacy side. But revolutionary war, quite a few black people. I think triple nickel is the oldest all-black military unit in the American history. 555th, if I'm not mistaken, but-- So the Irish, man, we always get the short end of the deal there, Bob, you know? Well, they're just like, come on in. You look poor. You want free meals? Free meals? You can build railroads. You can serve. You can do all the things. Yeah, I mean, I think reasonable people would agree that there should be some price of admission into the dominant culture on Earth. That makes sense, right? And it includes-- part of the price of admission is to assimilate into that culture. That's a given, not anymore. But that used to be a given, right? Like, that's a standard. You didn't come here and set up. Like, people did set up parallel economies. The Irish set up Irish gangs, Italian set up Italian gangs, Japanese, Chinese, everybody that came here, dirty knees, everybody set up their own fucking parallel economy with mafia and organized crime in general, right? But they fucking bought houses, paid mortgages, fucking said the Pledge of Allegiance, right? I mean, it's still-- like, they were doing crime in a lot of big communities. It was smaller than what you would think from watching TV and shit. But that did exist. But they assimilated into culture. That used to be a given. The other part is become a contributing member of society, right? And if part of that's going to war, that's fine. I just don't think any war that's coming up any time soon is going to be worth that, right? Like, we don't need a bunch of fucking illegal emigrants in our country to fight a war that doesn't exist. There's no ground war coming with China. It ain't happening. It ain't happening. They don't have the money or the fucking technology to fight us. They know that just as much as we do. That's why they're doing all the electronic and economic warfare stuff. They don't have the fucking ability to fight us. So let's say Biden gets in there again in November, has a second term, and he puts this in one of these wars. 'Cause that's certainly what all this feels like. Then what do you send the illegal-- That's really why they hated Trump, right? Yeah. Every president before him, as far back as I can remember, had started some war or other, right? Like, Obama was Yemen and Syria. And Obama presided over the creation and growth of ISIS as well, right? So we were fighting that shit. Bush goes without saying Clinton. We were in Mogadishu. We were in the Baltics, Bosnia, Serbia, Kosovo. We bombed Iraq all the time. HW, we were in the Gulf War I. Reagan, we were fucking fighting micro wars all over the goddamn planet. Panama. Like selling drugs and then fucking using the money to buy guns for people. Iran country. Jimmy Carter, I don't think, started any wars. I think he was the last one. But his big embarrassment was all the hostages, Iranian hostage crisis, that Jesse Jackson, of all people, sorted out. But too late for him to get reelected, which is kind of interesting. I feel a little bit conspiratorial about that whole thing. Right. They're waiting for Reagan to get that dub. Pretty much. Yeah. But it's curious to me that because Jesse Jackson is given credit for negotiating that. But he did it too late. It was during Carter's lame duck period, basically. Oh, got you. So he couldn't have won the election due to it or whatever. They just let the DNC or whomever just let him eat that for whatever reason. Probably because he wasn't confident, to be honest. And back then, people like Tip O'Neill were still majority leaders in the house. So we're like, yeah, we're not going to just have some old and competent dude. He's still alive. Barely. Barely. But we've been sent a bunch of updates over the weekends. You see any of those? I didn't see any of those. So Jimmy, according to relatives, is on his last leg. Heard that before. Yeah, same here. Well, they said he's not waking up every day. They're saying he's not even waking up every day anymore, which I don't really know what that means. It's conservative. He's asleep. Can you sleep for three or four days? He's waiting for one last burst of energy. Don't you remember that scene from Inception where all the old people were just living in their dreams? Yeah, but that's not a thing. It's not a thing. I mean, that's real. It'd be fun for Jimmy to pretend that. It's like Trump says your body only has so much battery life. And you don't want to waste it. It's true. It's very, very true. This is coming any day, guys. And I want you to prepare at home because the day that it happens is going to be an all day show about Jimmy Carter. I guess it's just not going to happen. When it happens, maybe it's 10 years, 20 years. Who knows? If it happens while it's on our watch, we're doing a full fucking two hour show on Jimmy Carter. So I want you guys to load up, OK? We're going to see that little body. I want it driven across the country, like Reagan. Yeah. I want to see a dead president's body again. Yeah, I saw Reagan's we'll see. Yeah. And then before before Carter was Ford, he signed the peace corps to end the Vietnam War, but he was never elected president either. He was VP Nixon resigned, right? Right. Nixon kept Vietnam going. As a matter of fact, he in my opinion, he was he was into it from the very beginning because remember he ran for president in 1968 for the first time. And the last JFK came back in what, '68? And then before him, LBJ obviously had at least some part in having Kennedy assassinated so they could proliferate the Vietnam War. I don't think most people I know don't question that. And then there was JFK, who was a problem, he got clipped. And then before him was Eisenhower, who warned us about all this shit, right? And Trump listened, and he tried to stop. There's no new wars under him. We had a plan to withdraw from Afghanistan permanently and leave them with something, right? Not all of that $80 billion worth of guns or anything, but we're going to leave them with some kind of structural integrity provided they behaved and they did while he was an office. They behaved. I think that's, to me, of all the things, all the reasons I could think of for these elite class, to hate Trump, that's probably the biggest one because it's the biggest money maker out of all of them, right? Think about the early part of this century. Dick Cheney was a congressman from Wyoming. Nobody. Nobody, smart, fucking smart, very angry. He was ruthless as fuck. And then all of a sudden, he's the deputy and then Secretary of Defense. Then he goes to Halliburton, which is the largest military contractor on Earth or was for some time. And he comes back and becomes vice president of the country and starts two 20-year wars, right? This is the game plan. All this other bullshit about trannies and fucking-- it's all-- none of that matters. It's all about extracting labor and wealth from the population. And he was the best at it, right? And Trump is trying to stop that shit, and that's why they hate him because I need that fucking money. Dad needs a new pair of shoes. Obama, he's got to build a fucking underground bunker in Hawaii. Literally. Yeah. He's building an underground bunker in Hawaii right now, right? So's Oprah. Yeah. So Zuckerberg. All these people are fucking stealing your goddamn money and asking you to thank them for the fucking privilege. And Trump tried to put some stuff to that. You can hate him for one reason or another. He's kind of a cunt sometimes, to be honest, but who isn't? You know what I mean? They hate him because he's trying to put an end to that bullshit. Yeah. That's really why. And the bunker thing is fascinating to me. And I watched-- there was a show called Zillomanius-- Jack Breyer hosted from "30 Rock." And they go to-- Was he just himself as usual? Yes. That's literally him, by the way, in real life, which is crazy to me. That's not a character he played on "30 Rock." That is genuinely him, which is weird to me. Is this just a reality show where he goes around to the weirdest Zillow listings? One of them was a fucking bunker. And surprisingly, the fucking demand for bunkers is through the fucking roof, dude. Yeah, it is. The reason for that is because the rich have never been richer. And this isn't a function of corporate greed. It's a function of literal fascism, which is public-private partnerships that rip people off. It is partnerships between social media companies and tech companies and fucking Wall Street and the US government, where at least bureaucrats inside the US government who are making these deals. And there's only one way to stop any of this bullshit. And that is to vote overwhelmingly, right? For in every election, from the lowest possible election you can find to the one that happens every four years. You have to vote-- You know, I heard some shocking numbers today from a buddy from Baker, from a buddy of ours, rather, Baker. In Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Georgia, and this is the case in every hunting state, by the way, there are hundreds of thousands of people who have hunting licenses but are not registered to vote. Why? I have no fucking clue, right? In Pennsylvania, there are 515,000 licensed hunters who are not registered to vote. 515,000. That's a swing state. Yes. Wisconsin, another swing state, 300,000 plus. Hunters who are not registered to vote. 300,000 in Georgia, which would have swayed that election easily, right? Yeah. Not registered to vote. I mean, the demographics on hunters, by the way, pretty right. It's not fucking lefty people out there hunting. That's just not a thing. Middle of Pennsylvania is essentially Kentucky. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, what in the goddamn fuck is going on here? So you know, stop complaining about how everything sucks and how the politicians suck unless you're doing something about it. You can vote and you can get all your butt dragged people to the fucking polls. Make sure they're registered now in June and July before all this shit starts getting weird in the latter part of this year. Vote the number 4america.org. OK. You can go no matter what state you're in, you can register there. You know what's funny, man, I've always been registering every state that I've been in. I didn't even know that a site like that existed. Yeah. What is it? It's vote the number 4america.org. OK. And so all these fuckers, all these hunters, and go and vote for Christ's sakes. This is the biggest election we've had in our lifetime. Vote for every goddamn ballot measure. If there's anything on a ballot measure in your state, vote no. Yeah. That's pretty safe because they're always just trying to take your fucking money. Unless it's a ballot measure that specifically says to stop spending money, they're trying to get your money. Vote no on all that shit. Luckily, most of them are local now, where the shit you are voting on is local to your county, and it'll say, hey, do you want to vote for this? So yeah, this is literally the biggest election in my lifetime. To those in the chat asking about the voting age, it's only 18 and above. 500,000 people, 550,000 people in Pennsylvania who are 18 years or older, non-fellens, they're eligible to vote. Yeah. 515,000 people are not registered. And they're already registered gun owners, which you have to be 18 years older over anyways. So well, not for hunting license. You can be 60 in the most days. I mean, no shit. I didn't know that. Yeah, I believe. There's some states that you can be really young for. Yeah, I went hunting when I was 12. Yeah, I will say that. I did too, but I didn't have anything. Well, you had a license. You know, I didn't have a license. Back then. Back then, it was in Georgia. Yeah, but this is only eligible voters. 515,000 in Pennsylvania, 300,000 in Wisconsin, 300,000 in Georgia, swing states all and enough votes to win that election forever. Easily. Like they can't make up those numbers. If you just get your fat ass up and go register with fucking vote, you could do this on Wendy's Wi-Fi, right? Yeah, you could be sitting there eating the frosty. And you probably are. Yeah, you probably, there's a strawberry frosty. That's delightful. I mean, look, I'm not telling you to put the fries down. OK, go vote. Go vote, but let's pivot. Do you dip your fries in the fucking frosty or no? Bob will start with you. Bob looks like a frosty dipper. No, I'm not a frosty dipper. Even for the fresh hot salted fries. You have to. It's a nice little salty and sweet combo that's what you go for. That's how you introduce salty and sweet to the white trash of America. Sweet and savory. They're like, oh, damn, I'm going to go to a real restaurant. We're like a Monte Cristo. Yeah, fried ice cream. How about that? I can't wait till we get to Red Lobster on Juneteenth this week. Oh, yeah. It's two days from now. That's some saying, dude. All this shit is happening so fast. It's hard to keep up with here. We know what else is happening. Fast Seattle is now hiring illegal immigrants as police. And that fun? Why not, dude? Why not? The Seattle Police Department will turn to illegals in an attempt to address its manpower woes according to law enforcement today. The city will take advantage of Senate Bill 6157 signed into advance-- signed into law, excuse me, by Democratic Governor Jay Inslee to allow to recruit illegals with DACA, AKA the dreamer status, since dreamers are in the country illegally, they are not allowed to carry a firearm. But Biden's ATF rule that the DACA recipients could carry weapons and possess ammunition as part of law enforcement roles. Now, there is a pending-- not pending. There is a 2B filed lawsuit about this. But once again, the ATF doesn't have the ability to subvert federal fucking law just because it suits Biden's goddamn wishes. Jesus fucking Christ, man. I mean, they've lost two massive cases last week. The pistol brace and the bump stock thing both went away. Which we did on the show. We had the guy on the show who actually did that case and got it over to. Michael Kargill. And the ATF does not have the authority to say, you know what? We don't agree with that particular federal law that Congress voted on, so we're going to make a new one. They don't have that authority. This is illegal. But it's not just Seattle doing that. LAPD is doing it as well. And so is all Illinois state police. It's legal in everywhere in Illinois. Technically, it's not federally legal at all. It's legal everywhere in Illinois as well to recruit DACA people. So if one of these guys pulls you over and says, let me see your ID. I'm going to say, let me see your fucking ID, cunt. Let me see your fucking birth certificate or your passport, fucking asshole. Get out of my goddamn country. Now, to be fair, DACA people-- mostly were bought, brought here before, right? They were adults. I don't give a fuck. Right. Couldn't care less, dude. Go back to your fucking shit hole country and fix it. It's not my job to go-- I don't believe, like, bring me your tire poor. Fuck that shit, right? It's not 1905, motherfucker. The world is quite a bit more complicated now. Sorry, we're going to change the rules, right? If you guys feel like you can change it whenever you feel like it, well, here's a new rule. Get the fuck out. Yeah, this is fucking wild because what's the process then? What are you going to say legally to somebody else if you're not even supposed to be here? Look, well, the police officers are-- they're-- the records are public, who they are, right? So I guess a nonprofit should do a background check on every single police officer in Seattle PD and then maybe put their names on a website. These are the illegal ones. Oh, I'm not following any of their orders. You pulled me over. I'm fucking taking you to jail. I might drive you up to the Canadian border and throw your ass over. You're fucking cunt. But this is-- This is wild, bro. Turns out, Illinois and LAPD have already done this, like, for the last couple of years. To some degree, they've put them in administrative roles for a while, but now they're going into gun-carrying roles. If you think to yourself, oh, it's just DACA people. It's just people who were brought here before they were legal. That's not their fault. They didn't choose to come here. Those are parents who won't go any further than this, certainly. Certainly. This is the dreamers, Holmes. Let me remind you of one key phrase that we all remember. It's just two weeks to flatten the curve. Remember that phrase? Yeah. It's just-- it's just-- it's just-- just DACA. It's just DACA. No, you were being replaced by illegal immigrants, people that come from shit-hole countries and fested with gangs. That's who you're being replaced by. It's scary to see, man. Fuck. Do you put them at the airport now? What do you do here? What do you do with these fucking people? In LAPD, as of 31 December, 2023, there were 424 police officers working in their DACA department that they're calling it. OK. And they're illegal? Yeah. 424 police officers that are illegal. Do you get a salary for that? And then you get taxed. Because you don't have associate security numbers and how the fuck does that work? They changed department policies of the DACA recipients who were members of the police department could carry their weapons off duty as well. Oh, no shit. By reclassifying off duty hours as part of, quote, performance of their official duties. Great. Yeah. But who's-- what's the-- seriously, what's the tax code on them? The tax code? Because you have to have associate security. State of California is going to tax you. And then the feds are going to tax you. But what do they tax you on? The tax code. You're not a real person. The tax code. Code isn't the part that I'm concerned about. The part that I'm concerned about is the ATF form 4473, right? Which you have to either be a green card holder with an alien number. Or you have to be a US citizen, either naturalized or natural, right, and it would be a crime to obtain a handgun by any other means. Hunter Biden, for example, right? Even if you lie on that form 4473, about being a crackhead or whatever the fuck. Yeah. That's it. Doesn't matter. You've committed a felony, right? These people are institutionally creating felonies. LAPD, Seattle PD, so on and so forth. That's what I understand the legalities. And then the individuals, well, nothing about it is legal. Not one fucking thing about is legal. The ATF doesn't have a right to change that. Neither is the LAPD, neither is the Seattle. Like none of these people have to do it. But if they're already doing it right now, nobody's stopping them, so fuck it. Well, Biden's not going to stop them. No, he's not. There's nothing about the Biden administration that says we're going to stop arming illegals, right? They won't even stop them from coming to the country. No. As a matter of fact, one of the federal judges that is connected to Soros from one of his previous campaigns said it was unconstitutional to deny illegal immigrants weapons. Really? Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. Let's just give them everything when they come over. Yeah, let's do this. Let's give them guns. Let's give them phones, give them credit cards, tents, some fun clothes, maybe some Z-Kaveriches that are some of the backstock they couldn't sell in the '80s. And then give them guns. Let's make it real fun. Let's make it like a fucking Scarface movie. That would be dope. Next up, South is rising again. A Virginia school district was sued this week after it restored Confederate military names for two buildings foreshadowing a broader battle that is heating up ahead of the election. The Virginia NAACP sued the school board in Shenandoah County after it voted to change Mountain View High School to Stonewall Jackson High School and Honey Run Elementary back to Ashby Lee Elementary. Elementary, forgive me. The NAACP argues that it's federal lawsuit that the student's constitutional rights were violated by the district's act of reverting back to Confederate names. It invoked the First Amendment and the 14th Amendment in its lawsuit, saying it prohibits racial discrimination in state-supported institutions. By celebrating the memory of these traders every time a child walked through the school doors, by embracing the cold wind of intolerance and division and insensitivity, the Shenandoah County School Board has resurrected the ghosts of the Jim Crow era, and NAACP, Virginia State Conference President. Cozy Bailey said, what a fun name. - Yeah, I like that name. - Cozy Bailey. - The group asked the U.S. District Court in Harrisonburg to remove the Confederate names and mascots from the school. I don't know what jurisdiction anybody has with this. If the local legislator voted on it, I don't know how you would overturn that, to be honest. Quote, this is directly linked to efforts to keep black children out of school. What the fuck? - I don't know. - Are you talking about? To subjugate black communities and keep them away from benefits of education, Tyler Wittenberg, Deputy Director of I Suck My Own Dick Advancement Project. I have no doubt that this was the intent of the board members when making this decision. How could you, I don't understand that. I think people are just proud of where they came from. You know what I mean? I don't think anybody's trying to re-segregate anything unless you want to talk about leftists who are definitely trying to re-segregate everything, right? With their black only office parties, for example. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? Like fuck off, dude. According to the tracker from Education Week, about 340 schools in 21 states around the U.S. have names based on Confederate figures. I think they're creating an inhospitable environment for students of color to really learn and thrive socially. Did you, let me ask you this. At any point in your life from kindergarten through high school, did the name of the school you were going to in any way affect your life? Now, we're all white people here. - We are. - We are. - And I didn't go to a school that was named after a Confederate person either, but I don't fucking care. I just want to go home. 'Cause school fucking sucks, dude. I mean, really? Are you sitting there like, oh, two plus two? I can't think about it, dude, 'cause Stonewall Jackson. - Yeah, so are you that fucking weak? Now, to be fair, to be fair. Pretty much all of these schools were named after Confederates during the Jim Crow era. Pretty much every one of these statues were erected during the Jim Crow, not during the Confederacy. - Right, it was afterwards. - Right. - In a celebration, right? - No, not a celebration. - I think like 50 years afterwards. - Yeah, 50 years after. - No, I mean, it's celebration of who they were. - No, no, no, it was a protest against Reconstruction. That's what it really was. - Are you sure they weren't just celebrating their achievements, like Kobe Bryant or Shaq statues in front of Staples Center? - No, no. - I don't see, I don't think you can make the case that every Confederate is a racist or that they're all necessarily, or that they fought for slavery, I don't believe that. 'Cause there's too many accounts of that not being a case. I think it was, I think the Civil War is primarily about states' rights, right? Plenty of racists, certainly. - Yeah. - No question about that. And it became about slavery eventually, right? Because of economics and stuff like that. I also don't think it's a terrible idea to remember heroic feats in support of state rights, but I don't think it's a great idea to champion people who were, or to maintain a system that was specifically intended to intimidate people who were pro-Reconstruction. That's all that was. They renamed all these schools. Jefferson Davis High School and fucking Herb Derpy McGee High School and all this shit and built all these statues to intimidate black people in the South. That's really what it was, right? I mean, you can fucking say whatever you want to about heritage and all that bullshit, but that's exactly what it was. Otherwise, they wouldn't have waited 50 fucking years until the civil rights movement started to do it. - And it's worth noting with Lee in particular, I looked up Turner Ashby, the other guy whose name was about this, I don't know anything about him. There wasn't much, he seems to be like a local figure, like an extremely local figure to that area. - They usually are. - But with Lee, I always make the point like, I mean, he troops under his command and under, like not just under his command, but under his orders, literally executed uniformed American soldiers. Captured uniformed American soldiers, not killed in combat. Put them on their knees and put bullets in their heads. - Union soldiers, is that my mom? - Yes. - So how comfortable are you with naming an American school after a guy who was down with that? - Yeah. Yeah, it's a strange one because you're trying to hold on to some form of history of what America was. It belongs in a museum. - In a museum. - As fucking Harrison Ford always says. - Yeah. - In a museum. - Put it in a goddamn museum, name your school, whatever fucking city you're in. - And to be fair, I will say I sympathize a bit more with a state like Mississippi that has almost no history outside the Confederacy as compared to Virginia, which has like 12 fucking presidents and like every sign or the Declaration of Independence at all, they got a million cool historical figures they can name schools after. - Yeah. So I went through this twice in real life here. One was my high school. So I went to a new high school in Georgia and at the time they were gonna call it John's Creek. Now John, I guess, and I don't know his last name, you can look it up Bob. Look up John's Creek in Roswell, Georgia, or Alfreda, it's right on the border there. John, I guess, had owned slaves on this property. And so they ended up naming the high school Chattahoochee High School. 'Cause we lived on the Chattahoochee River. Now that rocked because at the same time, obviously Homeboy wrote the greatest song of all time entitled Chattahoochee where it does get hotter than a hoochie-coochie there. But I had heard later that's due to overcrowding and everything else when they did add a new school, I think they did eventually open up a John's Creek High School there in Roswell, or Alfreda. And it might still be open to this day. - It is. - Or it is, okay. - I'm seeing John's Creek High School in John's Creek, Georgia. - Okay, so yeah. So that does exist and I think people, I guess just didn't care enough to do anything about it, like later on down the road. And then when we were leaving North Carolina, Dan, my son's elementary school was called Walter Parsley Elementary School. And Wilmington, North Carolina. And Bob typed that in because I guess whoever Walter Parsley was at owned slaves or something like that. - See, that's a bridge too far for me. Like if they just, I know that's terrible to own slaves, but like if that's all they did, but they were like a founding member of the community, that's one thing. It's more the treason really that does it for me. - And the wild thing is, you know, during the BLM movement and all that shit, I drove by and we're in the middle of fucking nowhere in Wilmington, North Carolina for Christ's sake. It was spray paint on the sign, racist and everything else for an elementary school for my kids. Now it was in the summertime and then they did end up caving and renaming the elementary school. - Yeah. - I don't know what the new name of it is now, but I passed it, you know, last time I was. - I mean, there's so much, like if you, there's so much revisionist history about this bullshit. - Tons. - There certainly was political pressure from the North to the South to end slavery, right? There's no question about that. There's also no question that the South decided instead of fighting it in Congress, which is where that fight belongs. And by the way, you've only got to win one third plus one to keep something out of the Constitution. That's it. You just have to prevent a super majority. You don't have to fucking win over everybody. You only have to win a popular vote. You just have to win a third plus one. They decided to attack Fort Sumter instead. You know what I mean? They decided to try to seize all of the fucking military power that the, what they called the North had in the South, take all their weapons right there and establish a fucking foothold. The South started the shit and they got fucking hammered for it. Sorry. - You're gonna have to do it, either. - And by the way, once the thing did go to vote and you can make your own judgments about the votes that happened for the 13th Amendment under Lincoln and then 14th under Johnson, which granted everybody. So 13th and slavery, 14th grants everybody citizenship, right? Anybody that's natural and naturalized. They passed 119 to 56 and let's see 120 to 32 respectively. So the reason the South pulled this bullshit is because they knew they couldn't fucking win this fight. Even though all they had to do was prevent a super majority. So I have no sympathy for the South. None, you fucking fought and you lost and you didn't have a good case. I mean, there was a good case for states rights and if you had made it about that instead of just about all agriculture and slavery, maybe you would have won to some degree, which it wouldn't have been good if you had, but the way you went about it was you tried to fight a superior military force and get your shit pushed in. So fuck these guys. Why are we putting second place trophies up as statues? You know what I mean? What the fuck? There's no Charles Barkley statue. He's not going to be the NBA logo. I love Charles sometimes. He's kind of a politically, he's a fucking moron, but he's really funny sometimes, but he's never going to be the logo 'cause he never won shit, right? Neither did you sell, fuck off. - All right, Pete Jerry West. - Yeah, dude, we lost. We lost here. He didn't win anything either. - He did, but he also won an MVP losing. - He never won a fucking title as a player. - Yes, he did. - Yes, he did. - No, pull it up. He didn't win until he was an owner, man. It was one of the craziest streaks of all time, and he drove him to fucking madness, I think. - Okay. - NBA champion 1972. - Yeah, he has championships. - Oh, he did? - Yes. - Oh, was he a coach or a player? - He was also, it was a player. And also won the finals MVP in '69, but did they lose? - Yeah, he was only a player to win the MVP. - Not one won, but he was like one in five. - You know what I saw? - But he did get one. - Yes, he did get one. - You know what I saw today speaking of Juneteenth, Willie Mays is too old to make it to the Negro League ceremony for him or whatever, or he's going to be part of it, or his name is. He was a 24-time All-Star. Now, maybe towards the end a couple of those were fucking eh, whatever, but even like 22 years of legit All-Star time. That's fucking crazy. - I think when he played, they sometimes had two a year. - Is there all-star games? - Yes, yes, there was an overlap. There's some overlap. It's not his whole career, but there were years where they would play two All-Star games. - Mm-hmm, that makes sense. 'Cause fuck, man. - Yeah, he's good. - Yeah, anyways. - One of the best of all time. - Next up, RNC Building Voter Fraud Army Republican National Committee co-chair Larry Trump announced Friday from behind a podium in a Detroit suburb that she and the RNC are working to raise a veritable army of over 100,000 poll watchers and over 500 lawyers to deploy at election sites across the country in November. These volunteers will have three missions, watch people votes, watch people count votes, and sue anybody who gets in the way. - Does anybody remember voting, vote counting going on, and then DNC polling people walking over to a giant glass window and taping cardboard over it? - I remember that, yeah. - So this is to prevent that. I think they are also planning on doing some pre-emptive shit. If you recall, six weeks before the 2020 election, Pennsylvania totally changed their mail-in voter stuff, which is illegal, there's a whole federal process for this stuff. Usually when the state pulls some shit like that, the federal government can take over their elections for some amount of time. Bob, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the US government was closely monitoring Alabama's elections for like 25 years, and they just came off of that maybe 10 years ago. - That sounds about right. I mean, anywhere that was doing the, quote unquote, literacy tests or whatever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, poll taxes, literacy tests, all this other fucking bullshit. Anyways. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I can't, can't read, read, read. With this shit though, look, if we don't get a fucking answer to that night, and we'll be doing a live show that night, I'm not sure from where. Working on Mar-a-Lago right now, let's see it. Let's see what happens. - Yeah, I mean, so this is large Trump talking. I believe if we have a free fair and transparent election, that there's no question we'll all be going to bed early on November 5th, I agree with that. We'll go to bed knowing Donald Trump is our next president. That is also true. I mean, man, just some of the downstream polling as well. Like, don't forget about presidential polling, that shit is dubious. But the people that represent the dumb, dumb far left, that are outside of major metropolitan areas are getting hammered right now, polling wise. Bob told me earlier, Cory Bush is down 20 points in her district right now. - Well, that makes sense. - I mean, she's a goddamn retard. - She is in a dense area of St. Louisa. Like, it is urban for sure. Like, it's not outside of a major metro. - Yeah, that's not, no, that's not, I wasn't referencing her in that regard. She's in a major metro area and she's getting fucking hammered, which is like, not all, but most of the voters are black there. - In a primary. - Yeah, in a primary. Which is, yeah, that'll never go, that'll never go Republican, I don't think. - It's a problem, mostly not, no. It's been a democracy for a long time, but it's not as, it covers that area, covers some parts of the city and/county that are Republican. - She also envisions teams upon teams of volunteer lawyers who can respond any resistance from poll officials on the ground with quick and effective litigation. I guess if you're an attorney and you work in this kind of field, maybe reach out to their team, if you want to volunteer for that, you can find the RNC and large Trump online. You can also find, our friend is over there as well, doing stuff, she's been on the show many times. Fawn her remarks, the Assemble volunteers, which around 75 had total began training as potential poll watchers, but they're gonna train something like 100,000 people to watch polls around the country and report any kind of suspicious activity. We probably should have done this in 2020, to be honest. Like, I don't know, this, we're keeping in mind, like it's easy to say that now, but keep in mind, this is pre-COVID. - Yeah. - Like we didn't, I've never trusted the government a day in my life, but we didn't expect them to just do shit like this. You know what I mean? - Well, look, and going back to what I said earlier, if you don't have this in by, you know, midnight, 2 a.m. the latest here, and this goes on for days afterwards, like it did in 2020, the country's gonna fucking burn. Because we don't have honest votes, and there's simply no reason, even if you're mailing in ballots, for it not to be in on time to count. And why are you not counting those early? So if you're gonna mail it in, great, dude, mail it in, make sure it's there, you know, the day before, whatever that date's gonna be, so you can tally up all these votes and then get these fucking people going. - Yeah, I mean, they should at least, I don't think you can count them before the day of voting, but start in the morning. - Yeah. - Like why are you waiting until the fucking-- - Depends on the state, Texas has a role in count. - Really, they start early? - Yes, the early voting is counted early. - So why in the fuck is voting getting paused at midnight, and then reopen the next day with fucking hundreds of thousands of-- - Every state has different voting laws, so Florida also, after their whole hanging chat situation, I believe, started doing a role in count. - Pennsylvania is day of and has been for ever. - But Pennsylvania was able to figure it out. So 2020, that was one of them that fucked it up, and then 2022, the midterms. All the votes were in by midnight, and everybody was satisfied. The ones that everybody's gonna be looking at again, Fulton County, they're gonna be looking at Maricopa County and Fulton County, Georgia, Maricopa County in Arizona. Clark County in Nevada can never figure it the fuck out, where Vegas is and all that shit. And Pennsylvania had their issues. Florida used to have their issues in the past, those are all cleaned up, and then Michigan. You know, you're gonna have that one fucking county in Michigan that's always wanting to win. - It's weird how it's only swing states that have these issues. - Right, right, right, right. - Laura Trump says I'm convinced that the election was stolen in 2020, and I genuinely think if Joe Biden wins this one, we will be heading towards World War III. I agree with both of those statements. - Yes. - So we'll see. But what is this gonna do to stop a steal of vote? No idea. Because I still don't know how you get past ballot harvesting and shit like that. I really don't. - I think people are watching that as well. - I hope. - I think there's a list of D&T operatives that are being fucking back rounded and followed during this process. - You think so right now? Gotcha. Because if you, and I'm not one of those guys who believes in the polls, if you believe the polls and what you're reading, you know, I'm reading just wildly different shit week to week. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this part of the year, June and July is like that. Especially before the conventions, it's always like that. - 'Cause I mean, here, this one's on Politico. This was this morning that I read when I got up. It says Donald Trump's criminal conviction didn't instantly upend the 24th presidential, but the results are in, and the new poll should be worrying for Trump. - Cool man, 21% of the independence of the conviction made them less likely to support him and shit like that. Even if that does happen, then people will still say it's a rigged vote because you shouldn't have these fucking trials. So neither side is going to be happy here, whatever the outcome is, unless it is a flat out blowout on one side of the other, on November 5th, right? If this is a fucking 50 to 48 votes, holy shit. If Kennedy ends up coming in and fucking it up like Ross Perot did in the 90s, people will rage as well, but that one will be understandable because votes did go to a third party, and there's always going to be people that vote for a third party, no matter what. I just don't know how many ballots he's going to be on, but if this is a very, very razor-thin election that's coming up in November, one way or the other, somebody's going to be pissed off about it. - Yeah, I mean, I'm looking on 538, and all the three star rated polls have Trump winning and all the two in below have Biden winning. I don't know if that means anything, but they're all within one or two points right now. Now that's less than 50% right? So it's 37, 38, 41, 40. We'll see how it shakes out in the end 'cause people will vote for somebody. But again, the only thing you personally can do is fucking vote 'cause it matters and also drag all your asshole friends to vote as well. Don't let them not vote for fuck's sake. - Yeah, we saw what happened down in Brandon Herrera's district, it came down to under 434 votes. - That's it, 434 votes. And if you just would have gone out and fucking voted that day, Tony Gonzalez wouldn't have been out of there and we would have had a seat in Congress. That's, it's important. And I know Brandon asked for a recount in that. - Yeah, unlikely to change. - And he, and that's what he said, and he said it publicly on Twitter and everything else, but that's the importance of voting is it might come down to fucking 434 votes. So please absolutely go out and vote. And even the press, by the way, is getting ready for this fireworks during the debate. I'm gonna bump this story in here, but Trump, Biden, and CNN are preparing for a hostile debate with muted mics. There will be no opening statements. President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump will each have two minutes to answer questions followed by one minute rebuttals and responses to the rebuttals. Red lights visible to the candidates will flash when they have five seconds left and turn solid red when time has expired. And each man's microphone will be muted when it is not his turn to speak. - Is there any chance at all that Biden can answer a question in two minutes? - I don't think that I'll use two minutes. I really don't know. I think he'll just use a short abbreviated answer. - He mumbles for the first like 30 seconds of anything. - Right. This is more for Trump than in his Biden. Biden would want to get in and out of here in 20 minutes if he fucking could. Now that you heard the rules and now that they're set here, does that hurt or help anyone? - If it doesn't hurt or help anybody know. - Okay. - Like I think it actually helps Trump because he comes off as petulant when he's constantly interrupting and talking over people. - And now as Mike will be muted? - Yeah, all the facts are on his side. All the facts are on his side. All he has to do is fucking say Biden, crime bill, Biden fucking Afghanistan, Biden border, Biden economy. Don't say a goddamn word about anything else. You don't need to, man. - The problem is though, you know what CNN's going to ask him? They're going to ask him about the trials. They're going to ask him about the fucking thing. - That's fine. That's fine because he can simply say fucking this, the system is fucking rigged against us. - Yeah. - Which it is. I think people are pretty clear about that. - Well, you know CNN's going to ask him if the election was rigged. - Sure, and he'll say yes. - Yeah, and then Biden will say this is what happens if you don't vote, democracy's going to fucking die or whatever it is. The candidates will also get a breather during two commercial breaks, according to debate rules provided by CNN to the campaigns who reviewed them with the New York Times, but they will be barred from huddling with advisors while off air. First presidential debate is less than two weeks away and both campaigns are racing to prepare for the first showdown. The 90 minute contest will be held in Atlanta on June 27th. So 10 days from now in Atlanta, Georgia is the first one and Biden and Trump will outline their visions for the nation and blah, blah, blah, since the first time since 2020. Where's the second one out? First one's in Atlanta with CNN. Where's the second one out and who's doing it? - They should hold it in the Mariana's trench and put them in that fucking, that submarine, fake one. God damn it, man. Can we really not do any better than this? - I think we should have Rogan do it or somebody like Tucker, the second one. - That's not a real one. I think it was on, hold on. Who's hosting second debate? Fox News, I guess? I don't know. - Is it Fox News? - No, that was in '23, hold on. - I think it's September 10th location TBD venue TBD. - No cut. - Moderators TBD. ABC News will host, that's all, that's the only thing. - Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. All right, yeah. It's not great for Trump, neither of those. - I mean, I don't think Fox would be great for him either. There are a bunch of fucking turds over there. Unless it was Jesse Waters, he would be great, but. - Yeah. - That would never let him do it. He'd be talking too much shit. - No, no. So, we'll see what happens. I don't have a little fucking hope of this. 'Cause the other thing is, you know, Trump's gonna bring up Hunter Biden. - Sure. - And all this. And it's interesting to see the way that this is starting to shake out because we are getting so close. You and I have been so busy with the Seltzer company and everything else running around America that it's hard to believe that we're less than four months away from this. And not only is it coming up quicker than all of us thought, but to see the campaign run the way it's being run, like Trump is still doing his shit, right? He's still doing rallies, meet and greets, all the fun Trump stuff that he's always done since 2015. Biden is now deployed, Obama everywhere, Hillary Clinton everywhere. Anybody but him to come up and talk at these events and places. And I think you're just gonna see a lot more of that. And there's always somebody guiding him. Like guiding him by the arm to get him out of there. Obama has been doing a lot of them to start with. They just how to fundraise are a huge one in LA that Jimmy Kimmel was the fucking moderator for. And it was all softball easy shit, but he did it on stage with Obama. Last night during the Tony Awards, they rolled out Hillary Clinton. They're rolling out everybody except for him again. And it's very strange to see. - Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? - Nothing, nothing at this point. Next up, J.K. Rowling is winning a play critical of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling's gender views is struggling to find actresses willing to fill its female roles, according to a report from The Telegraph. This project has met some kind of resistance every step along the way, though I've been generally surprised by how difficult it has been for us to recruit the female cast in particular. Creative producer Barry Church Woods told the outlet, he added that it's a well-paid gig, meaning industry standards and the script is terrific. The play's working title was initially called "Turf." Trans exclusionary radical feminist cuts. I added the cunt. But it appears that it's been changed to just turf there. It's plots, focuses on a fictional intervention of Rowling. - No, you didn't add, it was called Turf cunt. - You're kidding. - And it was about J.K. Rowling and they changed it just to turf. - Stop it. There's no way. That's fake news, right? - No, it's real. - Come on, man. - It's real. - Is there a playbill or a script of it? So I could see it in text? - Bob, I'm sending you a link that's a picture of this dude and a-- - Turf cunt? Is what they were hoping a fucking cast for? - Yeah. Here's a picture of the guy next to J.K. Rowling. Obviously, it's not real. - Wow. - Not just not real, it's just a photoshop. They put two pictures of them individually next to each other. - Turf cunt, come on, man. There's no way. - Yeah. Yeah, so. - Is this the dude? - The plot focuses on a fictional intervention for Rowling staged by Rupert Grint, who I know, by the way. He's the guy that is-- - The actor. - No, he's-- - Rupert Grint is in Harry Potter. - Yeah, the gender guy. - Yeah, Ron Weasley, yeah. - Or Weasley, yeah, I kind of couldn't think of Ron Weasley. No, I don't know him, obviously, but it's-- So the play is Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger staged an intervention for J.K. Rowling, basically, because of her anti-trans views. - As the characters in Harry Potter-- - No, no, as themselves, the real people, yeah. - It is fucking retarded. It's just a hit piece on her. By the way, she's a goddamn multi-billionaire. She doesn't give a fuck about any of this. So far, the report says 90 actresses, 9-0, have turned down parts for female roles. Though multiple male roles, including the parts of Grint and Radcliffe, have already been filled. So that what that tells me is put that picture up there, Bob. (Bob laughs) - Pack it! (coughs) - Excuse me. What it tells me is there's a lot of bitch-ass dudes out there that'll do anything. This is reverse me, too. Dudes will now drink cum, straight from the tap, just to get a shot at being in some fucking nothing play that nobody's gonna watch. - There's a lot of gays in the theater, though, so they could just wanna do this. - To suck dick? - Yeah. - 'Cause gay dudes don't support all this tranny bullshit. - No, they don't, but if you're looking for a paid gig where you can kind of pile around, suck a little dick, and then just do a play, not a bad gig. 'Cause with this guy saying here for industry standard, industry standard for a play, the money's decent. You're looking at a minimum of 75 a year. It's not terrible to do a little turf-cunt play like this. - Yeah. There is some suggestion that the actresses may have ideological misgivings about the play, or be concerned about potential backlash. All of the cast, I don't know what Ron Weasley's said about any of this, but Harry and Hermione have been like, oh, we support, cut your fucking whole head off, we don't care. I mean, they're just like fucking faggot little kids. You know what I mean? Shut the fuck up, dude. Just the most useless people on the fucking planet. Man, I got a really good meme for this next week. Tune in Monday next week for the best tranny suicide meme you're ever gonna see in your life. - Wow, that thing a lot for you. - It's really good, yeah. So in the statement obtained by Fox News, Grant sounded off in his own way saying, I firmly stand with the trans community and echo the sentiments expressed by many of my peers. Trans women are women, trans men are men. No, they are not. I can do a DNA test right in front of you to show you. As a matter of fact, if you bury one of these tranny retards in the ground, 1,000 years from now, somebody digs them up, they're gonna say what their actual gender was. - It's gonna be fun. - That's how you know. - It's just gonna be their bones. I think JK Rowling wish she could go back to Harry Potter and just kind of rework some of the lines there. - It's a wizard sleeve, Harry. - That would have been great. - Yeah. - Like really make him like hardcore straight where it's just like, man, we don't need you doing this shit later on. But they love it. Look, this isn't really surprising me. Shit, you know, one last night of the Tonys was fucking Harry Potter himself. Daniel Radcliffe won a Tony lesson. - Sure, great. Joshua Kaplan. - Joshua Kaplan. - Is the person who wrote this. I don't know, maybe we can find a picture of him. - Is that him next to her? - Play right there. - Right there on the screen? - No, that's the director or whatever the fuck. - No, gotcha. - Joshua Kaplan, play right. Oh God. Yeah, there's no testosterone in that body. - No. - Ooh. - That's not him. - Turf Hunt. - No. - Turf Hunt? - No. - Is he the writer of Turf Hunt? - Just put play right in. - I thought for sure this was fake. I was like, there's no way it is. - That might be him. Yeah, that's him right there. Yeah. - Turf Hunt. - I think so. - No cop. - So they hope full here with Turf Hunt? - No, that's a him, that's a reporter. - That's fine. - No. - They hope full here with Turf Hunt that it's gonna be made eventually or no? - I don't know. Bob, do you know, I'll send you a link. I've got it. - The Turf Hunt? - It's on Huffington Post. - There is script for Turf Hunt at all. I'd like to read it aloud, if-- - Oh, yeah, that's him. - That's him right there. Put him up there. - There he is. - Here he is. - This is a guy, he's trying his best to get an erection. That's his, I'm trying to get an erection face. That dude doesn't have a single drop of testosterone in his body unless it's dropped into his asshole by another dude. - Yeah, that's what you were probably expecting there at home if you're watching this on Patreon right now. What this guy would look like, my God, now. - And it says he's queer identifying. - What does that mean? - You're a white dude, man. Sorry, I'm sorry that you were born boring, I'm sorry. You just gotta live your life and develop a personality now. God damn it. - Oh boy, surprising today's the economy though that nobody's taking that gig, you know? We'll see, I'm gonna keep my eyes out for Turf Hunt. The plague. Next up, is anything real? There's been an ongoing theme on this show here for a better part of the last four years. - Bob, you wanna pull this one up? Just pull it that way. - Politicians, they're just like us, Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer was blasted on social media over the weekend for a Father's Day post in which the New York Democrat eventually deleted showing his backyard grill. He says, "Our family has lived in an apartment building "for all of our years, but my daughter and her wife "just bought a house with a backyard "and for the first time ever we're having a barbecue "with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill." - All right, let's stop right on Twitter. - Before we continue and get to him getting lamb-basted, I guess he's not a practicing kosher Jew 'cause otherwise there wouldn't be any cheese on that burger and the bottom or center right there. Now, the real problem is the fact that the cheese is on a raw hamburger. - Sure is. - Also, not a whole lot of seasoning going on. - No. - No, no. This was clearly just a stage picture for social media. - This is pre-pattyed meat. - Yep. - Yeah, weirdly though, the hot dogs are fully, I guess the grill's on, I can see a flame actually down there. - Yeah, so Bob, if you don't clean the grill, you can roll new dogs on them like that and those grill marks will be there. - But you can see the flame in this picture, I think. - Yeah, you can. - Oh, you can? - Yeah. - So the grill is on. - All right, but putting cheese there on a raw hamburger patty, ain't it, my friends? You still gotta cook that on both sides. - Yep. - And usually put the cheese on last for the last 20 seconds of that burger, don't you? - Yeah, I mean, this is like God damn it, man. - He deleted it. - Yeah, he deleted it 'cause he got fucking lit up by pretty much everybody. Chuck is making an E. coli with cheese, one guy said. (laughing) You put cheese on a raw patty, y'all are so bad at pretending to be normal human beings, these are lizard people. He wants to eat that meat raw, followed by any flies that may be around it 'cause that's his normal diet. Donald Trump Jr. says, "I get that you're playing "to the masses but literally no one puts cheese "on a raw beef patty. "If you need help learning how to do basic grilling stuff, "just let me know a nice tri-relating though, fuck communists." - That's a DJ TJ. - Yeah. - Yeah, Schumer obviously deleted the post 'cause you can't leave that up. - I mean, well, I mean, you have to at that point. The internet has it, we all have it. You can't go back at that point. - Yeah. - So I don't even know why it's worth deleting, just make a funny edit and be like, all right, I've never, I think he actually released a statement that said-- - It just had happened, Father. - Yeah, I've never grilled before. Like, this is what it is. - Did he say that? - Yeah, I think he said that exact quote. Look, motherfucker, I've never grilled before. - No, I think he said it was a simple mistake and that we've lived in an apartment our entire lives. Does he live in New York City or something? - Yes. - Okay. - He didn't say that on Twitter. He just deleted it and said Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. - Yeah, he didn't, doesn't look like he said anything. - All right, all right. Sorry, Chuckles, that didn't work out for you there. Yeah, all these fucking people, man. None of them are just like us, they're not fucking normal. It sucks and we're all living in a goddamn-- - Yeah, but to be fair, I mean, please keep making those and serving them to all of your friends. - Yeah. - On both sides, let's get some bipartisan in Coli and shut the government down permanently. (laughing) Thank you for your service, you fucking cunt. - I think, Bob, there was a thread of like, I'm looking for it right now. There was four other politicians who did roughly almost the exact same thing. But it was just awkward barbecue pictures for Father's Day and you're like, oh my God. None of you were real to it, none of you were real. Somebody else was holding up a raw cheeseburger on the thing right in front of the thing and you're just like, okay, man, I get it. It was four different politicians who did it. And for me, if I had to care about social media on Father's Day, man, I would blow my fucking brains out, I think. I would absolutely blow my fucking brains out. Just don't care. - But here's the part that's really a problem for me. The person that took and posted that photo was probably in their mid-20s. - Yeah. - So that means you got a 70 year old dude and a 25 year old dude or woman that doesn't know that you don't put raw meat and cheese together. - Are you kidding me? They're from New York. Do you not remember when AOC was a, I think she had like her first apartment in Washington DC. This was like right after she won her first election or whatever and she was tweeting or live streaming, whatever about being there. She didn't know what a fucking garbage disposal was. - Oh boy. I can't wait for the apocalypse. 'Cause all of these people will be dead in seven to 12 days which is about how long it takes to starve to death. - Oh yeah. - They'll be gone. - They'll be gone. - And now, man, I'm just gonna go fucking raid. Please stock up on everything. So I'm gonna need supplies. - Now's the point in the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week. Go to drinkingbros.com and fill out the submission and it'll get emailed to us live on air and we will read it. Bob, pull up the drinkingbros.com real quick. That convicted felon shirt is on fire right now, 2024. And there it is. Boom. I just ordered the black one. I like it in black. I ordered the black one there. But that shirt is on fucking fire right now on drinkingbros.com. So if you're over there and you're filling out a submission form, pop on over and grab a tea. Also all stocked up with everything. Hats, shot glasses, these fucking shakers are amazing to you that we make. We were using these all fucking weekend. Huge fan. So while you're there, you can fill out the submission. It'll get emailed to us on a reader right now. This one is Michael Hammond. Illinois has been a listener for six years and he's nominating Jessica Cochran. She's living. Thank God. Jesse has been dealing with our local school in Southern Illinois. Typical small town bullshit or something was bullied and jumped by a few other students. It was a big last name. Instead of disciplining these boys that put her son in the hospital, the school staff convinced this boy to lie to his mother as to why he had a concussion and broken bones swelled up face when he was stomped on the ground by three other boys. There was an answer that the boy had to tell his mom that he poked himself in the eye with a pencil. The doctor asked for 12 weeks to recover and the school refused. Now the principal sent the mom a letter holding her son back because he missed so much school. This is bullshit. We could really use some help spreading the word here and I'd like to make her mom drink and bro of the week and get the son back healing on the right path. In our little town, they've just kind of turned her back sonner and it has a long behavior of this and it's sickening. Look, this is one of these issues that's happening a lot these days. We see these fucking videos on social media every day. It feels like kids want to beat up other kids and then post the shit on social media and all that other shit. There is video of it. That's probably the best way of helping out and turning this in. But this is actually more common than you think. So if a kid gets beat up or whatever and you miss a certain amount of days, yeah, they'll end up fucking holding them back. This is crazy. My other suggestion would be to file a lawsuit. That'll certainly get their attention, especially in a small town. Or if your friends with Jason Aldine, I would definitely bring him there. Last but not least at the bottom here says I'm pumped. Also not to have to drive to Clarksville, Tennessee to get my hard AF Seltzer. Let's watch you. It's amazing to watch you guys build that company. Thank you. It's amazing that you guys have all helped during this wefunder.com/hard AF Seltzer fundraise. Now you own the company and you go out and buy it and tag it and post it and be an owner in it. And we greatly appreciate all of it. That's our goal is to expand and yeah, looking at five new states in the fall. Almost doubling overnight because of what we've been able to fundraise with you guys. And it's been fun to watch. Cheers to you. 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