[MUSIC] >> Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by ghostbed.com. >> Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros Kids live from the Civic Center in Columbus, Georgia for the American Championship. >> American indoor football. >> American bowl. >> Is it the bowl? >> He just said it like 12 seconds. >> Yeah, he didn't. >> I don't think he said it 12 seconds ago. >> It was about 12 seconds. >> Why not championship? It sounds championship. >> Bowl. >> Bowl. >> It does say championship on the banner for the Columbus line. >> It does say championship up there. To be fair, we're live here on the field. Hours away from kickoff, Brandon Eichaert. You still not rare it is? >> He's better than he's been. >> Eichard, is it? >> With a D, motherfucker. >> Change it. >> Yeah, we gotta go something sexy. You own the league. >> Yeah, going over to the courthouse to get your name legally changed because this asshole can't pronounce it correctly. >> I would, dude. Whenever I see something too confusing, I'm like, why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? What is it? What is Eichard? >> Eichard? >> Yeah. What is it? >> Oddly enough, it's like a city that's not even far from where I actually live, believe it or not. >> Eichard? >> Yeah. Eichard. Eichard. >> Okay, great. What city is that? What state? What are we looking at? >> North Carolina. >> I think what he was getting at is what country is it from, so we know whether or not to hate you. >> Yeah, dude. >> I think it's really close here. >> I think it's originally from German. >> German? >> Yeah, God. >> German, German. >> Well, I like it now that it's German at least. Thank you for having us. Hard AF Seltzer is on the ball here today. One of the sponsors of the bowl tonight. >> What is our championship game? >> It is. >> It's the championship tonight. >> Yes. >> It's a big bowl than it seems like, you know, we're at the Meineke Carcare Bowl in fucking Mobile, Alabama, you know. Let's add some fucking excitement to it. Some razzle-dazzle. Some pizzazz. It's the championship tonight. People are getting fucking pregnant in the stadium. >> That is true. I've heard that. That's all Columbus is. We've had a good evening and a half here of riding around this beautiful city. My God, it's gorgeous this time of year. It's hot as hell too. It sucks. >> It sucks. >> But it sucks. Texas, I guess you guys used it. >> Yeah, but if you look right out the gate there, those are Georgia Pines. >> Sure. >> And that's chicken fried, right? >> Yeah. >> Cool beer on Friday night. I saw Jason Aldean when I was in this small town earlier today having a pea camp pie. I also saw a Confederate flag today, which I haven't seen in a while. >> It's heritage not hate. That's what they say down there. >> Is that what it is? >> Yeah. >> Well, you grew up here. You know what it is. I've been out to Columbus that many times. And when I'm looking around the stadium, it's crazy because it's actually a beautiful stadium. I was surprised. >> Well, they've been playing Columbus has been an organization for 17 years. So they know what they're doing in the indoor world. I mean, they've been around for a long time. They have quite a few championships. I mean, you're talking about those up there and they added another one last year. They went to previously last year before they joined this league and they added a championship there. So they're going for five tonight. >> Okay. So this is their fifth title. I asked you outside before we came in. >> And I bet on this on mybookie.com from a co-drinket bro stuff was that first deposit of $2,000. You said no. Why? >> Not yet. The betting process is really bad. I mean, it's hard to get in. So you've got to have validity in the leagues. They've got to do all these things. And Vegas then has to vet your league to say that you're valuable, that there's no funny business going on. You know, that you don't come in and give a couple of guys a couple of hard AFs in the back and change the attitude of the game so you can bet against it. >> Yeah, I mean, that's not going to stop me from gambling. >> No, I'm not going to, it's not going to stop me from gambling. Put that mic a little closer. >> There you go, but looking at it, we've been able to bet on the weirdest shit on the planet. Like we're betting on the debate. >> We bet on the birth of his child. >> Yes. >> I said no child. >> And then the baby came out. >> The baby came out. I just, I didn't know what was going on. >> Yeah. But I'm surprised because we bet on presidential debates. We bet on cricket. We bet on lost. We bet, I mean, dead serious, like there's characters and walking dead who are going to die. >> Yeah, whale fights. You name it. They have it. Is there some shady shit going on in the background that we don't know about? >> Not that I'm aware of. Your connections, maybe you can get them in touch with us and we can set it up. >> I would love to. >> Yeah. >> I think we just need to bring an old school bookmaker in here. >> Oh, let's do it. >> Fucking Vinnie. >> Yeah. >> Just somebody burned out who's been smoking reds. >> Hey, hey. >> Walk around. >> Yeah, I'll give you 80, 81 odds on Columbus tonight, you know? >> Just walk around. >> She went on a cigar. >> Walk around waving his papers. >> Yeah. One of those clear visors. >> Like a fucking Korean dude. >> Yeah. >> I would fucking love it. >> Like a Korean dude at a street fight just waving papers around. >> [LAUGH] >> But tonight, dude, we're doing the coin toss. We're throwing drinks on the players' heads after they win the bowl tonight. >> I think we're supposed to take them out of the cans first. >> Are we? >> Yeah, we're not using that whip in cans of people's heads. >> Okay. I was on the way. I was told it was something else. >> Well, don't whip cans of people's heads. >> I'll try not to. >> Yeah. >> I'll try not to. >> No, John Bon Jovi was an owner in Arena League football. >> Yes, he owned the only soul back in the day. >> He did back in the day, tried to get the Buffalo Bills with you. Are you trying to grow this league? Are you trying to own a bigger league eventually one day? >> No, the league that we're in, it actually was founded 2006 by John Morrison Mike Meek. So it's been around for a long time and they have taken a hiatus. So they took a hiatus for a couple years off, brought it back this year. I did have some help from the previous owner, John Morris, he's done a great job in making sure that we've got to where we are. So the goal for the league is, we started this year, great, we've ended with four teams at the end of the year. So we have, excuse me, five teams playing at the end of the year, four eligible for playoffs. >> Okay. >> We ended up with two obviously in the championships. >> Yeah. Going in the next year, we're looking to build, I mean obviously we want to grow the teams, grow the league and grow the visibility of everything going around it. The goal is to make it so it's sustainable. It's fun, fast entertainment for families. I mean, you'll see tonight, there's going to be a bunch of people with their kids hanging out, you know, not just your listeners, but a bunch of people here hanging out having a good time. It's a great thing for families to get out and do. It's a different world, it's super fast pace, everyone's involved and it's just an exciting time. I mean, the ability and the access to the players, that's crazy too. So after the game, they'll be able to come down, meet the guys, NFL game, you're not walking down and meeting somebody. So even your guys with the Tampa Bay team, you guys, they're not walking down the field afterwards and shaking all their hands and meeting them. This is a league that's for the fans. We want the fans to be involved, to have a good time and enjoy themselves. And how much do the players get paid to do this? So we have a salary cap league, so there's a lot of different things. Some leagues are wide open, but we believe in a salary cap league to make it physically responsible for the teams. So our salary cap for the season is $5,200, excuse me, game, but it's $5,200 basically for the game. It averages out if you did every player even across the board about $2.50 a player, which I know everyone's thinking that's not a lot of money, but a lot of these guys do it because they love it and they're trying to get the next level, you know, and they do have the option for getting win bonuses and things like that. So there are other opportunities there to do that within the organization. So it's not one of those things where you're looking, you know, the old AFL that the old year, man, $1,000 a day in your fucking head kicked in out here tonight for $250. So you've got to love it. Absolutely. Yeah, you know, they love it. They probably just love, I mean, for those of you who haven't watched the ring league football before and you can see it in the background, these, this padded wall around the edge, it's in play. Right? Like they're going to go over that and we're going to be sitting right behind one of these things. So we might get up close and personal. I might get a helmet to the chest tonight. Yeah. You might kiss a dude. Hey, would it be weird if we kissed? Like one of the players, if I kissed one of the players, is that going to be weird tonight or I mean, culturally right now, it's pretty okay, right? I think so, right? Yeah. I don't know how it shakes out in Columbus, Georgia, obviously. I don't know. But if you're close enough, Dan, we just kind of give a little shove up player come up. Yeah. Yeah. I think so, yeah. I don't want somebody pops into the stands. We'll try to make it work. But $250 is nuts. Who's the biggest success story that's come out of here? Oh, goodness. Well, we've had a couple of players this year that had moved up. So I mean, we've had... Go to the NFL? No. So you have guys that are moving up to higher leagues. We're not the top tier of the leagues and I will never claim to be that. So one of the leagues that's been around forever is the IFL. So it's the indoor football league. So we would prefer to move guys up to that league the best we can. So we've had guys that have left. There was a team, we have a team in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. They've had guys move up to the IFL. Here in Columbus, Damasio-Ewing, which is one of the great receiver, I mean, a very good athlete. He's moved up. He's playing in the IFL. So there's guys that are getting moved up consistently. We did have a couple of guys out of our Amarillo team who did sign contracts for camp with NFL teams. Okay. So that did happen. And we've had guys from Corpus Christi that are moving up to these teams. So the guys are moving up, which is the goal of this league. You know, we understand where we fit in in the culture of the world and we want to provide that platform for those guys to get to where they want to be. And that's what we're here for. And we're doing that currently. Well, whenever I talk to people about creating a business, no matter what it is, or a film or a book or anything, creatively across the board, and I look at this as honestly a creative activity because it is. It's 50 yards, you're indoor, you can bash people into the goddamn pads. How big are these field goals? I mean, those look like pipes. Yeah. Yeah. It is creative and it is fun and you obviously, you know, the rules are different and all that other stuff. But if you can find a niche, exploit it, there will be an audience for it. There will be a fan base for it. It's just trying to get it out to everybody. So with you personally, you knew what it was. You're the owner of the league or the five teams in these five different cities strategic or have they been there for, you know, 15 years like Columbus. So in the cities we're in, there have been teams previously in most of those. So Amarillo, there was a team in Amarillo for years. They played multiple leagues. They went dormant. A new ownership group took that team over and they came into the league. So they have a very good history as the Amarillo venom. Okay. Corpus Christi, there's been multiple teams down the Corpus Christi area. So which they're in our championship, the Corpus Christi Tritons come in under an ownership group that had been in a previous league. So they have experience in the game and that city has had teams. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania has the Harrisburg stampede. They were there previously 2013, 14, 15, it was actually at one point. Current owner is Justin Coble, their owner after him was actually Marcus Colston. Oh shit. Yeah. So he actually took over from Justin. So we've had people like that, obviously on teams in the league. And then you've got the Cedar Rapid River Kings were in the league this year. Okay. They were previously in another league, the IFL that I'd spoke about. They played in those leagues previously. So they're teams that have been around. It's not new market teams. A lot of them. That's obviously Columbus has been here 17 years. So Columbus is Columbus. So we've been in the liquor store today when we were going to buy some some hard AF. The woman behind the counter and was like, Oh, you guys going to the championship, right? She called it the championship, by the way, again, look into it. I would highly recommend it. Just kind of workshop it around with everybody else. But she said, Oh, hey, you guys won the championship game tonight. So she was stoked about it. Clearly the locals are stoked about it here. I'm from Georgia. I don't come to Columbus that much. And I didn't know this was here. But if I was here in a small town like this, this would be the fucking night out of the week. Like this would be a blast. This is someplace you could take your kids because the rest of this town, no offense. It's pretty slow. Well, it's a military town. So it's going to be bars and strip clubs, right? Let's be real. Fort Benning's here. Yeah. Right. And there's a certain type of crowd that military base is a track and it typically is a family friendly. Let's be real. I mean, there is a strip club that seems like it's I'll tell you, my interactions are a lot of within the thing with this arena in this team. So for me, I've not done a lot of the other things in the area. I come in for the team and to work with them and be here for them if they need me as much as I can. They have a solid ownership group, so they don't need me a lot. But to help with that and do the league stuff, as far as other things in the community, I will be a hundred percent. I'll say, I know they do a lot for the community. Yeah. I mean, they've got a lot of different organizations they give back to and things that they do. I mean, I know they will give tickets out. Just organizations say, hey, just bring them. Yeah, yeah. Just have a good time. Yeah. I mean, it's this. It can be difficult in any city to find family shit to do to be honest. Yeah. Well, I know just made me think of things they do. You may not have seen it. I'll find the question here. By the way, it's not to cut you off, but especially indoor shit in the middle of the goddamn summer in South Georgia, because this feels hot as fucking amazing. Yeah. It's nice in here, but it's hot as fuck out there. It feels like it feels about 68 in here outside and we walked in. It's like 90 something. Damn you. You can't take your three kids out and let them boil in 99 degree weather for three hours. No. I mean, that's not going to happen. Yeah. That ain't that intense. It's not going to work for me. Me neither. Why a Friday night? So within the arena world, we have to work with other schedules. So just because we want to have a game, we can't tell the arena, hey, we're going to have a game this night. So Columbus shares this arena with many other things. And they have to go. Well, what else is here? I see. So they've got an I. Game. So F-P-H-L. Yep. So to start the season, they have to schedule their games out around those things. Also, graduations. If they have a graduation, they'll use those kind of things. So I believe, if I'm not mistaken, they had a graduation last night. So they couldn't even get anything. Like Kanye? Yeah. Yeah. Kanye play. Yeah. And in his black suit, full black suit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mask on everything. Yeah. But so they have to schedule around those things. Ideally, you would like to set a date. And the only way you do something like that is if we say, hey, we want to have it on a Saturday, we have to pick a neutral side. Well, is that really fair to the team that spent all year, Columbus, who was undefeated, you know, in the league, to have to have that game be at a neutral side where they travel away from their fans, away from all the advantage they've earned all year to do that. So we'll work with them. They'll ask for certain dates that could possibly be available for a championship game. We'll lay the dates out. And then they get the dates around that. And then we have to kind of go with that schedule. Got you. Brian, it's good night for, I feel like, for family stuff, though, because Saturday, depending on the time of year, there's going to be sports league stuff going on. Your kids got soccer or baseball or football or whatever, right? Yeah. And during the summer, I mean, you know, Friday nights is usually wrestling. You know, a lot of these arenas hold wrestling, arena league football, ice hockey, things like that for these minor league teams. How big is this stadium and how many people will be here tonight? I'm going to ask off camera for someone to say. Sure. Lee, how many people can fit in the stadium? Twenty-four hundred. We already know that. Yeah. Your expectation for tonight? Sold out tonight. Okay. Sold out. It'll be fifty-four hundred. Yes. Next question. How many? What's the population of Columbus? That's great. Two hundred ten thousand people. Okay. So that's, look, that's a great turnout, man. And again, the stadium is beautiful. So if you do come here, this is pretty incredible, like, no lie. I'm shocked. I thought we were going to be in somebody's backyard and it was going to look like a kimbo-sized video off YouTube. Mapped on to the population of Washington, that would be a twenty-five thousand person venue. Sure. Right. Which is pretty dope. I mean, that's good. Yeah. And with you, are you looking to expand and go to more cities and expand the league? Yeah. Absolutely. We've already had teams that have shown interest. We do a vetting process to actually make sure that everything's proper. You know, we don't just want somebody to come in off the street and say, "Hey, I won't have a team. Let me put it here." So there's a vetting process that goes into it to verify all that stuff. And then as long as everything works and they go before the group to see if that works, we'll bring them in. So we're hoping, you know, like I said, five teams now, we'd like to put one, two, three quality teams in the league, you know, get to a six, seven, eight team league, but we don't want to do it so that there's a team, let's just say, in California, because that's physically not responsible for our organizations. Sure. So we want to try and keep it so it's regionally based for those guys to stay within their budgets. And you almost, I feel like you have to stay in small towns. I watch what the Rock is doing with the USFL. I know they merged with the XFL, I believe, and I believe that's their new name. Correct me if I'm wrong out there in the chat on YouTube. That's fine. But it failed. It wasn't great. And they did have to merge with the other league. They're trying to figure it out now. They're outdoors during the summer around the college football schedule and the NFL schedule to me. That's not great. What we were talking about earlier, I don't know how you get people outside in this fucking weather. San Antonio. That's one of the teams, right? And it's hot as fuck in San Antonio in the summertime. I mean, it's 100 degrees every day. So do you look at what the Rock and those guys are doing and say, all right, I can learn from their mistakes of what they're doing now and try to replicate it in different cities of the success of this. Because I think sticking in these Jason Aldine small towns like this is probably the way to go, especially when you don't really have a lot here. I mean, we're going to fucking hula hands with the listeners tonight for Christ 6, and that's probably the nicest restaurant here. Learning for their mistakes is hard to say yes. And the reason would be is it's obviously you put me beside the rock. It's a little different as far as the backing and the things you're looking at. And the size. Yeah, I know he's small compared to me, right? Yeah, he is, dude. He's a really. I think your workout process and really put it what you look great after. You mean walking on treadmill and then doing biceps? Absolutely. Yeah, dude. That's all you need. But you mean? But I mean, something like that would be not logical as a business plan, in my opinion. So I would rather go to someone like the organizations that have been successful in these small towns and say, how do we make this work in small towns? What have you done? Help this person? Have you asked Jason Aldean? I haven't seen him yet. Do you have a contacts with him? So maybe you should try that in a small town. Yeah, you should try it in a small town. No, in all sincerity, I had a meeting with a co-packer for hard AF Seltzer, and they're doing his tea. So he's got a brand new tea out called Tea Bird. I'll give it a shout out. And that's everywhere. But I think, look, if you get a boost company to sponsor it, you get a big celebrity owner and let's, for the sake of this, argument, say Jason Aldean, how much would it cost a guy like that to come in and start his own team in his own city? Every city is going to be different, just because of the factors that go into it. Obviously, you're going to look at the factors of your arena cost, because you can have arena that really works with you for, let's say, a percentage of your sales or a low amount. And there may be some arenas who charge you astronomical amounts because of where you're at. So that's your major, biggest cost to start. And then you're going to have to look, honestly, are they starting from scratch? So if you're starting to scratch, you have to look at the things you'll need. You'll need, obviously, the turf. You'll need the dash or pads, which is what we call them on the wall to protect the guys. You'll need the wall system. So I mean, if you're starting from scratch, I mean, you're honestly looking dependent upon your budget that you want to have a budget of anywhere from 352, half a million. Now, would you need that? No. I'm not going to say you need that much money. However, the goal would be you would always want to have that liquid asset available to take care of anything that might arise that you're not thinking of. A lot of guys in this industry and gals, if a female would like to start a team. Yeah. In the industry. You don't have to be politically correct. Yeah, we don't see that here. They shouldn't vote or drive, but whatever. But if they wanted to do things, I want to make sure they understand that don't expect every arena to do what's about to happen here tonight and sell out in 5,400 people. Because you can't guarantee that. If you're in a small town, let's be honest, and you're the first time in, you may not go to the first game, right? You're going to be like, what is this crap? I don't even want to waste my time. So you're going to have bills that come in. So you've got to make sure you have a good community environment. You've got sponsors that work with you. You've got things of that nature to help raise the money and also have your own capital to understand. Like, I'm not living off the community. I love owners that I'm going to talk to them who are in their community. Yeah. You know, if you guys ever were interested, I'd love you to put a team in. I know you can't put on a dripping spray. It's been awesome. Because you're there. You're vetted in the community. You love the community. That's your, I don't know that you love the community, Dan, but that's your area. So that makes it like you don't want to fail for your community. Wilmington, North Carolina, for example, I think would be a great place. Fable. What's that? Fable. Oh, fable. Okay. I know you're still like an hour and a half. Yeah. I mean, I get it. It's a ways because they've got a minor league baseball team. Let's say with somebody like me who was like, all right, great. I want to do this in Wilmington, North Carolina. I want to do it indoors. It's great because it's, you know, hot in the summers. This would be a fun event to take the kids and all that other stuff. So you're saying 350 to 500k ish, ish, ish to start. And the reason I ask, this is a huge dream for a lot of people to own any sporting franchise. I remember with Mark Cuban, for example, he had radio.com ended up selling it, you know, made, I think it was close to a billion dollars and then bought the Mavs, ran that team forever. It was his dream, won a championship, although other stuff on a, on a lower scale, take a guy like Bill Murray. Now Bill Murray, great actor, has made millions of dollars in his career. He cannot afford an NBA team or an NFL team, but he loves baseball. So we ended up buying the Charleston River Dogs. Yeah, River Dogs. Yeah. So he owns that minor league team, goes out to the games, goes out to the events, pops in with the fans. That's his dream. I mean, even Nolan Ryan owns the Round Rock Express. Or he did. I don't know if he saw it. He did for a while, yeah. But yeah. There was a guy from Desperate Housewives back in the day who, the TV show, the scripted one, by the way. James Dutton was his name and, or Denton. Same thing. He, diehard baseball player, bought a minor league team. But you always hear these stories and then you ask yourself, what's the actual fucking cost to that? So if I'm doing 350 to 500 K for a team in Wilmington, right, how many home games is that? You're going to get five. Your ideal games. Okay. Five home games. Five home games. We want you to get five away games. That way someone else is getting theirs back to them, obviously. Does the owner keep all the gates? Yes. Okay. Now, that, that depends on your contract with your arena, obviously. Some arenas will do percentages. Sometimes if you're using Ticketmaster, there are fees and so, so if you have a ticket cost, I'm going to go low numbers because I hate math at $10. You may not get $10. You may get $775 after, but anything that clears a gate, you would get back. Leagues taking none of that. Yeah. And by the way, you can get a better deal with drinkingbrowstickets.com, just saying. Buying your own tickets? Yeah. You can't. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, maybe we set something up that drinkabrowst.com's ticket thing is where we go. Oh, drink them as tickets. I come and sell these tickets. They'll be great, actually. Yeah. What is an average price? We charge like half the fee that everybody else does, basically. Although there's legislation coming about that soon, so I don't know how that's going to shake out. Hopefully. Look, hopefully for some president, we'll cancel all of it. We don't really give a shit, but the aftermarket will still be the aftermarket. There's nothing you can do about that. It's the price of a ticket to get in for tonight's game, for example. Each arena will have their tickets based on their areas. So there's different levels in most arenas. So they'll range anywhere roughly from, let's say, a general admission at some arenas, maybe $10, and some may go up as high as $45. So it depends on where you're sitting in the arena. VIP tables and sections. So like in this arena, I'm going to turn to the point where you guys are going to be tonight. Those are special sections sold to those individuals, companies, sponsors, things of that nature. Those are your higher price. Those could go as much as, I don't know, let's say, $600 a game, maybe. But you're getting four or five tickets, some food, some drinks, you're getting your money's worth. Yeah, sure. So it all depends. And most of this is built to be budget conscious for the fans. I mean, you don't want to, like I said, we're not the NFL. We're not trying to charge you $35. Nah, you want to go Costco style on the hot dogs, right? $1.50? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, Arthur Blank's doing it down the road in Atlanta. Those prices, it's for the Falcons games. Yeah. I said it, hot dogs are $5, sodas are, you know, $3.50. I'm sure, I'm sure they're making their nuts still, but it's got to drive Levy or whomever is in there crazy that he does that shit. Well, Levy gets the boot sales. They sell sales. Yeah. So he gets doing it for food. Well, he gets the boot sales and all that other stuff. But for me, like, because I'm endlessly fascinated by this, I love it. Dan and I have been sponsoring teams. We did Miami Marlins last year. We did the Reyes Tampa Bay Rays. We did a minor league hockey team for a while. We did this team called the Tampa Bay Roubts, just a minor league soccer thing. And it was probably one of the coolest events. Stadium like this maybe held $5,000, $6,000. And I think that was one of the most enjoyable experiences we had. 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there where is the rest of the city that's supporting small teams and leagues like this they're all in and they fucking live or die by it so like tonight I'm sure people will be going bugfuck right I mean I mean the fans are gonna be nuts I've been here for a couple games and they're crazy and if you watch the live broadcast you'll hear them yelling on the live broadcast like you hear the fans yelling obviously because we're inside that's a great thing compared to other things they're right there you're gonna hear what they say well I'm just curious because it'll this will go out too late for anybody to watch it but where is the live broadcast it's on YouTube okay so we have a YouTube channel for the league you do okay what's the what's the channel just I mean next year people can tune it's AIF football okay well they can watch the game after we're we're here yeah there'll be all yeah cuz we'll be here and all that you'll see when Ross runs onto the field yeah I'll be Bucknake it's I've spiked everything drinks food his clothes are spiked yep he's gonna be on the field naked I'll be nude at some point tonight's time TBD I'm pretty quick I don't know your security guards look a little overweight I don't know if they can catch a guy like me and then I'll oil up so I'll put a nice a half inch coat of cocoa butter yeah all over my body some a little more slick and that's that's because we're in Columbus yes went in Rome yeah and then I'll hit that that strip club later yeah coke goes butter is that what it's called okay some some guys like butter beautiful establishment beautiful but I'll be new I'll definitely be nude here tonight but yeah if you want to watch the game you can go to YouTube and watch that to get a deal like ESPN what does that require because we were watching the Tampa Bay Rowdy's games on ESPN plus and that was nice so that way it was like all right great just pop on ESPN plus and then every show yes I mean like that that bullshit they used to in Dodgeball that was kind of a tongue-in-cheek joke the Ocho is now literal yeah like ESPN plus has all kinds of wild she can watch people play cornhole any time of day I got I got locked in I got locked in a cornhole I watched it last weekend no lie it was a celebrity cornhole championship and Shamar Moore fucking won the goddamn thing turned out he built like a cornhole like a full regulation like pit and arena in his backyard and he ended up winning it who the hell's Shamar Moore you'll you'll recognize him black actor he was on Joel what's Shamar Moore on look him up on on IMDB it's was he on the Cosby show no it's one of those fucking NCIS bull she's on swabs or like a SWAT he's on the other one was criminal minds yeah yeah um the kid from West Wing back in the day no no you get the wrong black hit my man well he was black guy hold on that's Duley Hill Shamar Moore is on like one of those NCIS ones SWAT that's it all right yeah yeah okay I recognize it's the same thing they're all the same the law and order SVU's and the SUVs and the fire you sure the sedans and all that I'm not I don't want to hear it are you sure this dude's black yeah he's black I don't think so he's light skinned he's pretty he's a good looking I don't think so but he owns a bunch of that cornhole stuff a bunch of you guys are getting a pickle ball right now yeah Draymond Green and LeBron own the pickle they're part owners in the pick a professional pickle ball yep I think Steph Curry's got owns a team as well and a couple other celebrities there when you see what those guys are able to do with pickle ball do you think the sky's the limit for something like this versus pickle ball I don't see pickle ball lasting I think a lot of that's niche stuff though like you say it's it's gonna come in there's gonna be a fade phase where it works itself in and then something else will pop up it'll still be there I mean it's still gonna be there but let's think back in the day when we were all younger I mean I remember when I was in college racquetball was the frickin rage yeah but you're not watching it so have you watched like pickle ball in live TV some I mean I don't get drawn in it's a it's a tiny court there's some fans I would say maybe ten rows because I'm looking at your rows here ten rows tops in these things I was at one of them in in dripping springs it was one in Dreamlands it's a place called Dreamland and they had an indoor court and it was when I say indoor it was just there was a cover over the top of it it was still hot as shit but watching it you're watching this little tiny court with yeah and adults and the best player I think one like this the number two ranked men's team is like a 16 year old and a 15 year old well the well for tennis is wouldn't be too far away from normal but the other guys are like 45 but put it here's the crazy thing is there some of the guys that are in this league are guys that weren't good enough for you know the tennis circuit and you're like all right man you're gonna go out here and play fucking pickle ball like that's it whereas when I watch this on TV it's so violent and in your face I mean second wall to wall like throughout it that this to me makes more sense on national TV this to me makes more sense on an ESPN or on Friday nights but especially because of the action I think that's the part like I used to watch a real league football in the ESPN back of the day all the time and it was after I guess it would have been in the when I was in the army so like to somewhere between 2005 and 2010 and I think the reason that I got turned on to it in the first place to two things actually one is Kurt Warner came out of that league oh yeah there's some real dudes over there so I started watching and then the other one was when Bon Jovi bought the Philly soul yeah I was like all right so this is a real thing and I checked it out and man it's violent as fuck violent as fuck and especially a two fifty game because there's gonna be some serious injuries tonight that there shouldn't let's hope for not I hope not but I mean but I've watched I've watched it off of it that like well you fucking ripped your whole arm off your whole arm sold back on yeah I had broke it snapped it so yeah yeah I was in a door game did you play in an arena league I did you did yes which one was that this was back in 2010 I was in the CIFL no shit yeah where was it at a Canadian no and all indoor football it was in Marion Ohio Marion Ohio yes no way another tiny town how did you find yourself in Marion Ohio oddly enough I get kidnapped were you witness protection so I started out and a guy that I went to college with got brought in by the Titans so he was training after being released to go do arena ball indoor ball and the Wichita wild he's like hey man why did you train with me I'm like well at that time you know I'm an idiot I like competition sure he got me working out training a couple things happened next thing I know leads to this lead to that I end up oddly enough in flowery branch at Georgia Georgia force open workout and they folded in 2009 obviously arena league did I got picked up as a contract offer for training camp with Wichita wild spent training camp there return back home wasn't good enough you know I was I never played indoor ball honestly I'd never played high school football after my sophomore year of high school or football period and wait yeah fuck out of here now said you just show up to an open trial so I played I played baseball through high school went to college walk tried to walk on okay didn't do it when that didn't happen I enjoyed the fraternity life as you yeah had fun and got into travel softball and dudes yeah oh yeah you talked about this on the show oh yeah Joe you know Joe Carter's brother is one of the top players of all time in in softball oh yeah I know nothing about men slow pit men slow pitch it is violent yes really yeah you got pictures we're in full catcher's gear face max they did what I see the the chicks wearing it in in college because they're wearing full helmets and face gear and all that stuff the pitchers nobody else but the pitchers are so it's that crazy yeah I remember watching in the mid 90s and Joe Carter's brother had come to the plate a hundred times so far that season he had 98 home runs yeah wow yeah that's wild yeah it's fucking crazy it was really fun to watch too I mean this is growing men crushing the fuck out of all so when you were making 250 a game obviously you got to have another job so what was your other job when you weren't playing arena football personal training really yeah personal training and then the other one I had was I worked at GNC so supple supple that came in come on discount on yourself but you got to do it right yeah dude so that's what I did that's wild down and I've met your wife you met her and married Ohio did you really yeah okay and did she covered the game I wish she was just like oh I like this fucking player no I met her she was wherever she's hiding she was actually her company she worked for was a gym and they were sponsored and I met her there no she had a funny story behind that and I don't care did you throw it did you throw your towel tool like me and Joe Green no she'll love this because because she always gives me crap about this the first time we spoke it was late we were closing down and she was like hey do you want to help me stay clean you know just conversation hang out talk and you know me being me what do you think I said like yeah right now I said no no I'm gonna go and I left dead serious you can ask when we're done she gives me shit about that all the time and so then long story short I actually ended up not finishing the year and married because I was suspended because they were afraid I was gonna run a sponsorship jokes on them you know 14 years later yeah so but I went back and played there the next year ended up coaching there and starting everything to where I got to now through that little community holy shit that's wild yeah she did come to games she did come to games as you you toss her a jersey eventually no come on do not how they find you for stuff like that when you're making I didn't make 250 when I was in Marion what we making that I was making 150 goddamn so if I threw the jersey in the stands I've lost my entire game check and I'm cuts of how to pay for the jersey because I just lost a game check is is a jersey 150 that's what they're gonna charge me okay and then you're gonna get charged depending upon the league like throwing things in the end of the obviously in the stands you're not allowed to be at home team to throw footballs in but like visiting teams since your home team provides the footballs they can't just toss them the stands because that's cost now what are we allowed to throw on to the field yeah what are we allowed to do here because our loss on the field our company's on the ball so I don't need to throw him out of the we're gonna present that remember yeah to start the game yes so I'm I'm amped yeah and I'm gonna do a high coin toss tonight okay very high okay just to make sure you know right I want enough rotations in there absolutely to keep it honest I want to keep everybody honest and I have a Joel flick the lights off right when you throw it up there yeah be great I'm gonna throw eight other coins on the ground or that or wait till he throws it up and it lands and there's like he said hey they're like no no he said tails yeah what was that drum better yeah it's we got to do create a controversy in there yeah really drum up some shit if it bleeds to lead to player yeah or you know what hold on Dan that's right can I pick the player because this could get interesting yeah is there people that you don't like no I just think there's people I'd like you to punch this is what happened because I think it could get very interesting at that point because we could have a great night at that point because right now I'm looking to go nude fully nude I see it's my point oil I'm gonna kiss a player kiss and then maybe punch went afterwards and then I want to get our money's worth here tonight absolutely and kind of figure it out what kind of food are we looking at because I need to know what I'm gonna be throwing oh they've got so they cater the VIP section uh we've had grilled chicken they've had obviously mashed potatoes I think believe it's like a southern homestyle food now you got to be careful what type of food you throw at what type of player right and I don't mean position correct race is what he's saying oh I understood I don't want to throw chicken fried chicken at a at a blast what about grilled chicken is that still offensive not no not really because it's healthy you know you're like oh all right cool man um but you start throwing collard greens fried chicken shit's gonna get wild and I'm not gonna do that tonight we are guests in in your house I wouldn't waste fried chicken I grew up in the south I eat fried chicken yeah I would a little bit of chicken fried and a cold beer on Friday night and a pair of jeans that fit just right yeah they should do and the radio up yeah right we know about that it's real loud wait where are you from what's your life bullshit yeah you liar you would have been singing that song of this if you're sure would have it's a jorja gather so what who cares what Jason Aldi's from all I know is he's fucking small uh sometimes people shoot up his concerts that's all I know that's all honestly that's great he's got great security that and the song is all I know about I don't know I don't know any of his other music nothing chicken fried mass shootings that's it that's all we know uh speaking of which who's doing the national anthem tonight that's a great question you don't have so a lot of the stuff that's taken care of on game day within that stuff is they home team so they'll take care of a game day event so they'll have the national anthem person taken care of they do have on field things that'll happen so like uh maybe we could get him in one of those competitions oh yeah yeah like he's uh like you have to put the pants on oh maybe you got the the throw thing where through the tire of the doctor or the doctor pepper challenge but can I throw my hat into the ring for national anthem I mean we're here nobody's like what Joel do it like the drunk the acoustics in here amazing do it like the drunk uh uh lumberjack guy that character remember those Christmas I want to really drag remember those Christmas carols from like six years ago or whatever I did a bunch of um but I would really like to drag it out you might get 35 minute national anthem you know over under 40 40 minutes oh see yeah yeah you see I think I can go another 40 yeah that's all I'm saying god damn it I appreciate the acoustics in here yeah Joel is that gonna blow out your fucking headset fuck him in this headset yeah fuck you Joel also uh mouth I'm a patriot he's a mouth guitar legend yeah I am you understand what is it Donnell Donnell's Donald dog is a mouth guitar legend but I mean I could really get into a national anthem tonight yeah I mean you can do the guitar yeah I man just let me drag out everything maybe add some words here tonight too good at least six hour youtube ♪ You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you Yeah, yeah, you're the owner of the league make a call make a call dude. I can sing tonight. I can I can put some honey in my voice tonight Get out here and do it Top of my friends ride for my friends. We're listening to a DMX song last night Yeah, and it's the end word constantly, but they just they it was on the radio Friends that it was hilarious. I'm funny as shit. I've ever heard my life Top of my friends ride for my friends was like those aren't your friends those are Something else. What's the what's the demographics like here in Columbus? Hey, I love how he keeps giving me Columbus things like I live here. Well, I mean one would think is the owner You drove to town open your eyes. Oh mean I'll go to our Columbus expert. Yeah, Columbus expert Lee Lee demographics of Columbus Demographics of Columbus whites blacks a lot of Asians. What do we got here? We got any blasions and he mixed some black sand Asians Pretty well That's America right there. Yeah, there's a lot of militaries. That makes sense sure is did do you know? Do they have graduation this weekend? I'm asking if you would know I have no idea I mean the family and I know families coming to see everybody. Yeah, there's a million different Oh, so it's they do. I think they do they do poke basic training down here now, too So I don't know poke is it not infantry. I don't pay any attention to those people So because they're less than me less than damn now I see our seats here tonight right along the what are we looking at the 15 yard line? Yeah, it's only a 50 yard field correct Which is great? Who sits up there? No one really? Yeah, I believe that's executive suites for people in the arena And that's actually the main part up there is actually a conference center So we would try we had the graduation so we couldn't okay to have had like a banquet up there for everyone overlooking So but because graduation was your last night. It made it well The reason he's asking because he likes to look down on people. I do right. I do. I mean literally and figuratively He likes it as I could bring a scepter tonight kind of hang out between the the goal post and just kind of Dot people what from above and just say hello peasants Like obviously I have to do the national enemies give me a microphone just don't turn it back in welcome to the Civic Center peasants It's your king. It's King Columbus, and it's me and then I just kind of look down on him and Shit, we may need to rename this town. I didn't even think about that Is that a possibility? You know anybody we can start petitioning at any time or another rename it to indigenous Yeah, cuz what Dan and I enjoyed on the drive-in was the indigenous lines the the Civil War statues that are still You don't see them much. Yeah, we might go to Stone Mountain and pray tonight tonight after the games over what what Let her skinnards having a laser show there tonight on the side of the mountain do every night. It's all mountain isn't it? Friday isn't Saturday. Yeah, Robert E. Lee just put up, you know fucking Yeah, well it's Robert E. Lee and it's it's And it's if he won it's like that Tupac fucking holly. Yeah, but it's Robert E. Lee, and it's like oh the south's coming back Try that shit the small town bitch. Yeah, and then you see Robert E. Lee just killing a bunch of fucking Union soldiers He's like holy shit. This is what it would have been like if I would have won this will be great And it's Robert E. Lee just fucking slice some people's heads off, dude It's got a bayonet Constantly reloading, you know dirty little rag in the end of it I think that would make you Jefferson Davis the president of confederacy's on the mountain. Oh, yeah That's our field trip, bro. We took a field trip there, too Walking up the mountain and everything like it was the greatest thing ever you spent a whole day just a good This is a kid. I didn't know We're going to see these some more statues and they're we had a black tour guide Mountains are carved in five bus links, you know I never forgot it was like five bus links She was like do you remember the bus she came in on I go like do she goes put five of them back to back That's how far in it's carved in of the mountain and I was like oh shit looking back on it They can't cancel the mountain that's too much. Yeah dynamite that whole fucking place, dude Yeah, those motherfuckers are living there. They can't cancel the bus either They know you can go on the front now and the only thing they have is Skinner, dude Just letting them one more night. As soon as Skinner comes on dude It's like take on that ball sack. You know you're gonna fuck you know and it's like As soon as the first chords come on to a simple man is like oh shit, dude I'm about to go kill some unions the south might rise again. You're like fuck. Yeah, and then boom You're in the whole magic of it in the wonder minutes, but the south is not Rising again. It's not nobody's doing anything. Nobody's doing anything. I mean it might get bricked up Yeah, I'm bricked up. Yeah, I've been all night. Yeah Well, they call me little huggies Yeah, little huggies the state typed up. Is the mayor gonna be here tonight? I think they have some people coming in. I don't know exactly who I think you'd have a word We probably need to have a conversation with whatever politicians show up. Yeah, you're gonna wear the right shirt, right? I always wear the right shirt, but I think just a quick combo with the mayor some you know and a nice pick with him would be great Um, who else is a local celebrity here Anybody on tap for that? They have a They have a baseball player coming in tonight. That's a professional baseball player. I do not know what's your buddy's name Lee Lee Hey, Lee, who's the professional baseball player coming in tonight? Nice you just He's got a big spade tattooed on his fucking forearm right there. I think it's racist. I don't know Cut to the other angle, dude. I'm I got a fucking boner. That's tearing through my gene hole right now, dude Goddamn that zipper pop brother. Can you hear that on the audio? I'm all i'm a fucking Ocho right now, dude hadn't hidden away. They I'm I'm heading to a nine inch or right now Tim Hudson's here. You're gonna be able to feel with him that bald son of a bitch Great picture great picture for Oakland and four other Braves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He also, uh, had a A chipmunk rehabilitation center and for wayward chipmunk. Yeah, it was oh, it's doctor It was yeah, I was chipmunks that had gotten hooked on fentanyl from waste products Um, and he I mean honestly rehabilitated thousands of thousands So that's the only reason there are chipmunks left in Georgia. Correct. That's what I have Every chipmunk you see scurrying around here Uh on the outside of this stadium, Tim hudson is is uh gotten him off of crack cocaine Yeah, and that's a beautiful thing. So I'll sit and talk to Tim about that tonight Long combo about it, you know Because part of me wish he didn't do it. You know the chipmunks were funner back then Well, they were funner, but we were running through them so quickly And Used to ground him up put him in protein drinks Just to start off the day get a little chipmunk on crack put it right in there. Hey, look your first form I'll get cocaine into my body. However, I have to that's true right that's true How much how much cocaine you think people are doing in this game tonight? Are we including Dan? We're I don't include the players. Oh players. No. No. Come on. No, you wouldn't get you wouldn't get fucking yade up To go pop some of those stands they wouldn't now the stands. I don't know what's going on Okay, but we'll see if he disappears and we help it going. Yeah. Yeah, he'll ask for your car I'll come back with just a streak down the side of my face. Yeah, just mascara everywhere Because I'm looking around here After the game, obviously, I'm looking at strangle bait, too So you got a lot of beams in here that I could really hang myself from really get a nice lift Hang just hang yourself where you want to be up there with the fans. Well this china. I feel like I could get pretty Pretty good on this chair, you know, I just I'm just worried about kicking out, you know, but the turf will hold it So I think we're good for you. Yeah, if you're on the turf. Don't do it on the slick servers though Yeah, because then you're gonna or if you do have a spotter obviously Who knows what's on there? Or just do it stand do it next to the fire alarms. You can pull the fire alarm if that happens Yeah, that'll save your life. It will when you were playing uh, what position were you wide receiver wide receiver? How many touchdowns you score? Not really. Yeah. Yeah, how much cocaine do you do? None fucking loser. Yeah, what the fuck were you even doing wasting time? Jesus Christ. No teeties. No cocaine No chipmunks. No fucking rehabilitated chipmunks. No loser Brandon. Absolutely. No wonder i've been pronouncing his name wrong The whole goddamn show. He doesn't deserve it. Iker ikr. Is it ikr ikr ikr? ikr? This is more fun than just to let him continue ikardo He re-branding ikardo Um This is great. This is great. You don't want us in the stadium to do this shit under the fucking weekly basis It's crazy. We can start a travel show if we did this weekly. I I would like to with the players Uh Any women gonna be out here tonight? Cheerleaders. They'll have their cheer team out. Yep Cheer team. Yeah, dance team. I think is what they actually call it. Let's not do lionet. Cheerleaders. Lionets. I think is what they're talking about. Oh the lionets I think so. Now, what would you say the average weight Of one of those lionets is okay. These are they we got some bruisers out there some big rigs. Yeah, what do we got healthy? They're healthy dancers. We got a couple mid-sized SUVs Show us back there. No, these are full size. These are suburban buddy. Yeah, we got we got any mid-sized SUVs They might be they might be up hard Because if the players get 250 let's face it. They're getting a fucking fiber, bro Yeah, well, I mean the fucking NFL cheerleaders get with a hundred bucks a game or something Uh NFL cheerleaders actually gets uh 25 to 30 dollars a game. That's true. Yeah, it's not much real. It's okay. Same with um, uh NBA So they got to make money into appearances and shit like that most most of them all have jobs Um, it's more for the prestige thing and then hopefully, you know, you uh you land a player Kind of get knocked up and don't have to work the rest of your life, but not here You know, you don't want to get knocked up by one of these guys like that. No, why not? Yeah, why not good people 250 250 shit. That's your whole salary for an abortion It's legal here in Georgia, right? Thanks. Uh, I think it's probably more like 6 800 bucks. Is it? Yeah, but you can uh fall down these stairs for free Yeah, these stairs look pretty high in here. Is that something you guys do in the third quarter? Hey, anybody had a bad night at waffles? It's abortion friday friday throw you guys down the stairs And then it's like one of your linebackers. It comes up into the crowd and just fucking Bruces these girls. They spent a big ass wheel and it lands on a baby with an extra Hey, uh, up there Chandelier Apologies last night. We're gonna send bruise up there. Knock it down the stairs get rid of that baby for you You made a terrible decision last night chandelier. You shouldn't have gotten off that stage after all Man girls girls girls was coming on next by motley creep. Yeah, should have did one more dance It is a good song instead. You let him come inside you head on up to the last row Bruce is gonna come and just knock it down the steps They hand you a helmet. Yeah, but that's just you know, we're shopping some marketing for you in the league Yeah, I'm free abortions if we if we start a team in austin Yeah, but tech cuz texas doesn't have it. Texas didn't have one. Yeah, we gotta do something Yep, you'd be selling tickets on that fact, right? A fuck. Yeah, we'll have nothing but blue hairs in the audience and show everybody that money that money spends bro I love this team. They support women. They sure do bruise come on up to the last row The girl goes tumbling down the fucking thing Uh, if I if we did own an arena league team in austin full disclosure. I'm not putting a fucking handicap section in it I don't want that governor there. I don't want wheelchair Fucking rolling up dude like, you know rolling on vip. Fuck you wheelchair. No, dude You know, we are not putting any of that there Austin though. I think heb center will be a good place for a team Yeah, I mean like I said, I've had people who've had interest in it Seriously, that's one of the areas they did ask about and I was like, well You know, I I'd have to see if there's any connections with the heb center because that's the key You've got to get in first with the managing group I actually found the sound that it plays when they fall down the stairs. Oh, you got it played right now if you can Right after right out to where it was like everybody. Let's give a hand a chandelier and her abortion And then it's just Everybody brings out the towels the cheer squad brings out the towels to kind of wipe her up and yeah, get rid of Get rid Get rid of what what that mistake was what? I'm brand and i-cart dude ickard You get first like who fucking cares dude. Let's let's do abortion fridays and just really drive this league to the moon dude Let's do it. Okay. We'll set Austin up. Yeah. Yeah, even fucking what would the team name be? Oh the Austin abortions? No Roash the Austin plan B's Plan B, but that's trademark. We couldn't use plan B. No, no, we'll have to come up with something Better coat hangers. Yeah, put your uh put your thoughts in the in the comments on youtube and thoughts we mean t h o t s Yeah, either ones that need the abortions, but I think everybody in the third quarter Instead of those thunder sticks everybody just starts waving coat hangers Who's the abortion gonna be you know section 141 bro? Hey, there she is Holy shit It's nothing but the 5400 pregnant women. Yeah, and it's just and you draw a card You know, there's a whole thing like the and then you pull out the card. All right. Looks like we got uh Cherylin mckenzie. Cherylin mckenzie. Oh my god. It's me. It's me. You walk up to your Cherylin. What happens to you? Weird story. Uh, I was on six street met a guy. We ended up fucking up behind a dumpster. He didn't pull out I thought I wasn't ovulating turns out I was good enough. Come on up to the top bro bros Everybody waves the coat hangers I think that would be fucking awesome. Yeah, think about it again. Just we're here for workshop. Yeah, just workshop. This is yeah More than an arena today. It's a working workshop of ideas. We're idea guys. Yeah And everybody loves an idea guy don't they you know Uh, now's the point in the show. We get to the drinking bro. Wait, you've got a some stuff. Oh, yeah You can do that after the dream bro the week Okay, no, hang on. There's a before you do it Uh, there's a there's a listener that introduced us and got us all hooked up together And I want to make sure he gets a shine. You're not an asshole here today. Okay. Do the right thing Do the right thing Okay, well, I'm gonna get you a drinker brother week I'm gonna give you two because you know I have to give one and you know where the one goes besides him Okay, so The my drinker bro of the week is gonna be cult killer Cult killer. Yes. He is the man who introduced me to you guys without a if obviously we we do business with the apparel stuff Yeah, so he told me about you guys just to reach out one thing led to another Talk Dan talk to you with great relationships. So without cult this Would have never happened You know and obviously this is growing from the other stuff we've done together. So that's that's the main thing. Thank him for telling me hey Am I worried about these fucking guys? Yeah So thank him for that now. I told him was gonna be on today and hopefully he listens and he hears this He better So and the other one obviously which every man that comes on here that doesn't so he doesn't get killed when he goes home is my wife because Not because I'll get killed if I go home and don't say that but because she's been with me from absolutely nothing And stayed with me all the way through to where we are now And without her support and honestly telling me it's okay When i'm like, I want to kill this but it's okay. Oh, yeah, I mean I wouldn't be where i'm at As a business owner, there's about 34 people I want to kill per day Right and then somebody's gonna talk you down from it. So I get it. How long you guys been together 14 years. Holy shit. Yeah, okay 13 for me and my wife So that's awesome. And then you said you had a surprise for us Wait, I've got a couple of other drinking bros of the week that you do. Look at you dude. Go ahead. Finally. These were Whatever we want here. So here's this one's from Jake steward Lives in michigan. I just listened to podcast today and heard rase. We were in new sales reps. That's the wrong Email I'm reading. Um, hi there. This is from a firefighter in alameda county Okay, or his wife rather my husband Brandon is a devoted fan of your podcast And this is to it every day on june first he sustained severe burns and a wildfire while at work Um, obviously he's a firefighter. It'd be weird to sustain wildfire burns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, anywhere else Uh, he suffered 30-degree burns on the left side of his body and second degree burns But he was facing other parts of his body during his time in the hospital He's been catching up on your podcast and has been a source of normalcy for him During a challenging time Your podcast helps lift the spirits through the nurse though the nurses may not entirely approve Oh, it's always listening with the nurses without headphones on. Okay smart. Um, we're hopeful that when he is fully recovered, uh, we can make a trip to meet you in person. Yeah, we hope so as well Uh, he served as a firefighter for alameda county fire in california alameda counties where oakland is by the way Yes for 22 years. Uh, thank you for providing light during a dark time. Thank you for your service Brandon That's awesome. Yeah Um, and the gift what do you got there? What do you got in the little box? So this obviously is more from me on the other stuff we do but one for you Look at that One for you. Is this for uh sea cars? No, I know it's a whiskey. Uh ice cube set and then Obviously ryan's not here, but ryan for all he's done to help get this taken care of Oh this fucking rocks and it is as obviously if you don't want to throw in the bags when they're playing ship You guys enough i'll send it to you. No, no, no, absolutely and that's for ryan for everything He does sweet to to get us and help us so flask and shot glass and also have stuff for you guys jol I'm gonna send that down. I just didn't want to carry a bunch of stuff down here. I got stuff for you delco Rob Bob Bob either way, and I've got something for Jesse too. So that's awesome. So I got this camera What do you think jol? Look at this man. This is incredible Yeah, it's unbelievably detailed man. Yeah, open it up. You can see there's stainless steel cubes in there It's fucking rocks dude. So free to those bad boys up Shit, man. Well, dude, we greatly appreciate you having us out here for all this stuff, man It's an absolute blast. I know some players are behind you here warming up on the field I'm gonna get a couple picks with the with the guys here Um, who's the best player on this team? That's corpus. I would not know it's only a couple of those guys Um once we get off i'll see if our Community person's here from okay, which is malena and she's with those guys and I get already introduced to you so mobile Perfect final score prediction tonight. Oh lord. I hope it's a high scoring game because that makes it fun And honestly either way, let's put it in the 50s and I don't care who wins So let's say 58 55 something like that would be right. I'm gonna go colombus tonight because we're here And if I was able to bet this on my bookie.com. I sure the fuck would dude I'm all in I like to to root for the home teams and everything. Um, you also made us some t-shirts Are those colombus? That's both. So it's both it's our championship t-shirt So when you put a few point-thing pictures out tonight, those are the shirt we made for the championship And then we'll have obviously after the game. We have the championship shirt or the team that wins that'll go out as well Okay, perfect And uh with the the both teams on there. It's kind of I hope they just have fun. Correct. So that way you don't have to give them to ethiopia Oh, no, that's one one of them's going to ethiopia shut the fuck up Yeah, is that is that real i'm not gonna i'm not gonna half-ass something if you win you get your logo on it Okay, I like that. Yeah, did you make logos for two different teas? Yep, because you know, that's the thing right like every year the super bowl loser. There's some kid in africa That's what they're gonna have. I'll show you where the buffalo bills t-shirt where you're just like, oh, yeah, we're the 1993 super bowl champs Nope, you sure weren't someone in africa will be a champion of a league. They didn't win. Yeah I wonder if they fucking grew up dude. They they traveled across Uh the world and they made it to america show to america find out buffalo lost four super bowl in a row and they were like shit This is my favorite team growing up. I loved the four-time Thurmond Thomas winners the buffalo bills four road, dude. We won four in a row Hey, I was pulling for when they lost the four in a row To lose no, I was I was pulling from the win, but I that that was my team growing up Believe it or not. I wasn't to the sixth side of me wanted to see them lose like five years in around six years in a row I don't know what it is about the misery. I think that's what I love about cowboys fans Um down in dallas where they'll just never fucking win and I love the misery of it I want them to go undefeated in the regular season and then just lose on the first round I mean look what's happening. It's this I've been doing the same thing with canada in the NHL for years Oh, yeah. Yeah, like a Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley cup since the early 90s Yeah, we record 30 years now like over 30 years now and and edminton finally made it to the finals here Yeah, and they're about to get swept. Well, that's the thing So we're recording on friday They're down 3-0 as of last night and a lot of people online in the streets because we did a show about this Uh, or saying because that girl didn't show up to the game didn't pull out her titties and they they lost Um, and I agree with it. I agree with it. Um, hopefully somebody in the stands here tonight Pull out their t- just an excitement just an excitement and we can get a nice little moment Uh together here and kind of enjoy the victory Um because columbus lines are going to win tonight. You heard it here first. All right. We appreciate it Brandon Thank you guys for coming. Hey, say the last name for us. I occurred. We always come hard and on people sometimes It's stone mountain No, sometimes free bird starts dude. No, if I get bricked up like the how am I not gonna come dude Have you ever jacked off on the mountain itself? No, okay. Well on the mountain or a any mountain Just don't mountain. Yeah, thoughts don't know. I think I think we should I think you should give the confederates one last shot And i'm just saying dude That's anyways, we're like you might as well rub it in the bell if you like this show Go to itunes rated a five star and leave a quick review also head on over to spotify It's just a five star and you can walk away for Brandon I could Anthony the Anthony all the way. I'm Ross fatterson. This is the drinking bros podcast good
