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It's an exciting time around the old studio here, hopping on a flight tonight to see all the lovely people in Georgia. Let's get to the news, shall we? We've got a ton of it here today. My god, every day I'm surprised that we're able to do it. Actually, there were multiple stories that I cut today because we just don't have time for it. Well, I think we do. A judge in Young Thug's case was apparently having secret meetings without the fucking the defense attorney got called out for it, the defense attorney registered to complaint, and the judge had the defense attorney arrested because how did you go across that information? That's a weird thing to do. Luckily, the Georgia Supreme Court immediately overturned that. And now this judge is probably going to get impeached at some point, I would think, because that is a gross violation. Or thrown off of this trial. This Young Thug trial has been going on for a long time. I think that trial is very likely to result in a mistrial now, and I also think that judge is going to face some kind. I mean, you can't have people-- one, you can't have secret meetings in the first place, and then to have the opponent of yours arrested for it, it is not high-grade, right? Yeah, Bob, go ahead and bring up his lawyer in court, because here's where things got really interesting in this case. The judge held him in contempt. I think he sentenced him to 20 days in jail. I don't know about all that. He did, so I'm going to tell you what happened here. He sentenced him to 20 days in jail. In court, you're going to have to go to Twitter for this one, Bob. In court, the lawyer of Young Thug, after he was sentenced, got up and said, hey, would you mind if I share to sell with my clients for the next 10 weekends? That way, we can keep working on the case, guys. And they were also going to make some new songs together. I hope so, it'd be great. But yeah, you can play it. It was the top one there, where that's at law and order. There you go. What I was told was that Mr. Copeland said, and you haven't answered my question yet. I'm not happy to do that question. You're not? No, I will not answer that question, because I want to make sure that what I say is accurate, and I'm not trying to do anything else. I'm asking you, how did you get this information? I'm not telling the court what I'm saying is based upon information. OK, well, listen, if you don't tell me how you got this information, then you and I are going to have some problems. We can have this-- I have problems right now. Look, I don't want to know about your problems, OK, at this point in time. All I'm asking you at this point in time is, how did you come upon this information? Look, if the case gets reviewed, the record's going to be available for our appellate court and for whatever reason. But it's disturbing that somehow you have surreptitiously gotten information in regards to the court's private ex parte conversation with the party. I mean, I'm warning you. Witness who was sworn in Friday? The court's telling-- this is what I was told. If it's not true, not true. This court is still asking me. Copeland, tell me how you got the information. Tell me how you got the information. Listen, tell me how you got the information, then we can go ahead and go forward. I'm not going to say that, but I'm going to say is this. I was told-- and I hope this concerns the court. It concerns me that you have proprietary information-- Why is it private? --or information that you should not be having that was ex parte. Why? With a party. Why, state of Georgia? How about the witness? How about Mr. Copeland, who supposedly announced he's not testifying, and he'll sit for two years, and then supposedly that's the son of a court-- OK. --or excuse me, let me refer to this court. Supposedly said, I can hold you until the end of this trial. Ms. Hilton supposedly said, actually, all of the defendants, and then all 26 people are disposed of. If that's true, what this is, is coercion, witness intimidation, ex parte communications that we have a constitutional right to be present for. So I understand that you're upset towards me, but I don't know what I did. Mr. Steele, I still didn't want to know. How did you come upon this information? Who told you? What I want to know is why wasn't I there? Why, sir, I'm going to hold you in contempt if you don't tell me who this information is. I don't want to be held in contempt. OK, you can press pause here, Bob. So he actually did hold him in contempt for this, going back to what the judge said here of why and how he got the information. To me, it's irrelevant. The fact that it happened exactly what this lawyer said is fucking insane to me. This is also in Fulton County, which is the same county where Fanny Willis is the district attorney. And it's the same fucking people there, man. My county, and it sucks. This case should be tossed immediately. This judge should be tossed immediately. After he was held in contempt of court, he came back to court later on and asked for the sentence to be served in the same cell with Young Thug, and that he would do it for 10 weekends in a row on a Saturday and a Sunday, because he's got kids, and he's also got the actual case that's going on. And that way, he could serve out his sentence on the weekend. It's been trending for the last 24 hours on Twitter here. What a fucking gangster, ass lawyer. If your lawyer's willing to fucking go to prison with you, that's the guy you got to hire. Well, I mean, if you're an attorney and you know for a fact you're right like this, which trusting the legal system these days is a coin flip, in my opinion, and normal jurisprudence, he did exactly the right thing, and he's going to get more business because of that, even if Young Thug ends up losing this case. So that's a super smart move in his part. - Yeah, I agree. So whatever the outcome is, which I think this outcome should be tossed, how long has it been going on, Delco? You and I have been following this for like two years. We're Young Thug fans, Free Thugger. But this case has been never ending. It feels like for two fucking years now at this point, and it's clear that they're trying everything within their power to throw this guy in prison, but I just don't see it. I don't see it happening. And with the Fannie Willows bullshit, what is going on there in their fucking system? - Well, you know, I mean, some cities are like this. Chicago's like this. Their aldermen have extreme amounts of power, which means if you look at past aldermen, you're going to see that some percentage of them are now in federal prison. Same with the governor of Illinois. - Yeah. - There was a point about 10 years ago where three out of the last four governors were in prison. - Blogo. - Both parties too. - Yeah, oh yeah, yep, both doesn't matter, right? So I wouldn't be surprised to look into the greater population of local reps, state Senator, state reps, and judges on both sides of the political aisle in this part of the world, this part of the country rather, and see like, if one party's doing it, usually both parties are doing it is what I'm saying, right? Which means there's a systemic problem in-- - Full County, yeah. - If not the, if not broader in Georgia to the audience. - The other part of this regarding Fulton County is this was the county that decided the election for Georgia. In the 2020 election, you can't figure it the fuck out town there, it's crazy, man. It's absolutely fucking insane to watch this go on, but here we are. I don't, I wouldn't, I'm with you, it's a coin toss either way now. Whatever the fuck's gonna happen. Next up, we got a new Cuban Missile Crisis, which seems fun. The US Navy has deployed warships and aircraft to track a Russian naval flotilla. After the Russian vessels sailed less than 30 miles off of South Florida's coast on Tuesday, US officials told McClatchy and the Miami Herald. Last week, Moscow sent three ships in a nuclear powered submarine to the Caribbean for what US officials say will be a part of an extensive military air and naval exercise there. - Whoo. - They should exercise my fucking bean bag. - Would you ask him to? - I didn't know because that'll speak Russian. - I don't know, me yet. - That's all I know. - Okay, but I know that at least. So I feel really confident. - Yeah, I don't know, man. This is pretty stupid. The drills began on Tuesday in the Atlantic, the Russian Defense Ministry said in a statement with its hypersonic capable frigate and nuclear capable submarine simulating a strike on a group of enemy ships. It's unclear whether the frigate is actually armed with hypersonic missiles, but the US intelligence community has assessed that none of the Russian vessels are carrying nuclear weapons. That would be relatively easy to detect. We keep a pretty close eye on their nuclear arsenal. Also, radiological testing. I mean, just moving the thing on and off the ship is gonna leave some kind of signature, so nuclear stuff out and worry about. This is the same shit Moscow did before invading Ukraine, by the way. Remember that they were staging military joint exercises on the borders right there with Belarus and stuff like that. This is the same stuff, it's posturing. The appropriate response would be to do what we're doing now, which is send our fucking fleet down there to intimidate them because they can't compete with us in any way. - In fact, the Ukrainians just broke their naval blockade, the Russian naval blockade yesterday. - I mean, to be honest, you could put dolphins and suicide vests and break the Russian blockade, right? So we were doing the right thing now. If you remember what Biden did back then was say that just invading Ukraine isn't a red line for us, right? - Yeah. - Which he should have said. Like, Trump would have said, look, if Russia invaded Ukraine, you're gonna have some fucking problems. - I believe he said I would send a fucking bomb over there. But I think it was exactly. - I mean, this is the present job is to project strength. Luckily, they've learned their lesson from the Ukraine situation, which never should have happened in the first place. Not that I give to fucks about that corrupt ass country. They're saying that shouldn't have happened, right? America projecting strength is a good idea. So we're doing the right thing now. I mean, it might not be a bad idea to try to reanimate JFK. In the Me Too era, is he gonna get any work done? You know what I mean? I just don't know. - A hologram JFK in office? - Yeah, he's just fucking whores the whole time. - Do you get a hologram around the room? - These days with only fanning girls. - Yeah. - Is just JFK as effective in this environment? I don't know the answer to that. - Not real sure. And then if you did make a hologram, do you make it after he got part of his head blown off? Or do you patch that up? - I'd probably patch it up. - Yeah. And you know, maybe bring Jackie back to keep him at least somewhat in line. - Yeah, it's hot. Just bring her back for aesthetics. She's hot. - And then maybe when we're done with him, hook him up with Meghan Markle so she can drain the life force out of him and he'll just evaporate like Prince Harry has. You know what I mean? So I've got a plan is what I'm saying. - Yeah. - What I'm saying. But yeah, the US is sending our warships down there. By the way, if we got into any kind of battle, land air or sea with Russia, we would annihilate them within a matter of days. Like way quicker than they've taken trying to fight Ukraine. So don't worry about that stuff. I know that Florida man has been told to not shoot at the right. It's only 66 miles off the coast, right? - Okay. - Where the Russian warships have passed. So if you see a Russian ship out there, probably don't take any shots at it until it actually docks somewhere. If it docks at the US and now we got a problem, right? - Fire away. - Fire away, do whatever you want. But don't just, I know you're in Florida and there are no rules or anything. Maybe if you wanna build a Trebuchet and launch alligators at the fucking things, then that I wouldn't mind, to be honest. Bob, speaking of Trebuchetes, you wanna pull up those Trebuchetes that the IDF made? - Did they actually make 'em over there? - Yeah, so if you're a ham ass, this is how you know somebody is truly outmatched militarily. When the other side is just fucking having fun. - No way. - Building ancient shit and launching goddamn rocks on fire again. - Is this real? - Yeah, yeah, it's real. - Look at that. - They literally were just like, "You know what, guys? "We've beaten their ass so bad. "Let's just start launching fucking shit at 'em "with a Trebuchet." - What is actually on fire in that? Did they just light a rock on fire? - I don't know what it is, to be honest. It doesn't look like, usually you would use-- - Oh, this is actually targeting Hezbollah. - Oh, so this is a Syria then? - Lebanon. - Lebanon, yeah, yeah. - Okay, that's dope. That's fucking hilarious. So usually you would use a leather bladder full of some kind of oil that would catch on fire when it exploded. - Yeah. - Right? I don't know what they're using. It looked kind of like a rock. It's too solid to be a leather bladder. It could be a plastic container or something like that, but that would be dangerous. - It would stink. - Well, yeah, but the thing the leather did is, it doesn't melt, so it contains the oil inside of it. You can light it on fire, let it sit there for a minute and launch it. I don't know what else you could do that with. - Not real sure. - But this is making me fucking super jelly. Like, I'm gels, peanut butter and jelly. I really wanna do this. I've been talking about Trevi Shays for years now. - For years and somebody beats you to it here and they're actually doing it. - A couple of guys in the chat, Mark Bader and left cockpit said they were also shooting flaming arrows at them today. - No way. - Like, where did they even get fucking bows and arrows out there in the middle of the goddamn desert? - God, that's amazing. - Certainly they didn't deploy out there. So these dudes who are deployed out there, the IDF guys are just making fucking medieval weapons and shooting, look at this shit. - God damn it, dude. - That's great. - Holy shit. - How fucking cool is that? - This is fucking Robin Hood shit. - You never did anything. You didn't go out in the field with the sword one day? - Fuck no, well, I had a hatchet. - Okay. - I had a tomahawk, a spiked tomahawk, and I've, anyways, I had a tomahawk. It was dope as shit. - Care to elaborate or no? - No, we'll skip it. I don't know what the statute of limitations on that whole thing is. - Was it issued by the army? - No. - Yeah, I didn't think so. - Nah, I brought that on my head. - Yeah, it kind of feels like that. - Just yes or no. Did you do the chop? - Yeah, at least once, yeah. But the Braves in seven and eight were eh. - They were pretty bad, yeah. - They were just okay, so. - They were great. - Yeah, but anyways, this is fucking hilarious. - This is hilarious. - They've beaten the shit out of Hezbollah so badly, and Hezbollah's so incapable of fighting them. They're just like, you know what? Let's put it on hard mode now. Let's build some fucking Trevishays. I love this shit. It's awesome. - The other thing regarding the Russians and the missile crisis down there for calling it that, I-- - It's not a missile crisis, 'cause the missile crisis part was that-- - No, I know. - They were trying to put nuclear launchers in Cuba. That's not what's happening. - I just think, now that you've shown your ass to the world and you couldn't even beat Ukraine in two years or two and a half years, whatever we're going on now, how the fuck do you think you're gonna try to take on America? It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. So this stupid shit of sending a little tiny boat down to Cuba, good fucking lock. Let me ask you this, if Trump was there, do you think he'd just blow this thing up and what would be the repercussions for him? - No, he wouldn't blow it up and he would surround them, and what should happen is they're sending a fleet down there, but what we should really do is blockade Cuba right now, the same way we did in the Cuban missile crisis. We should blockade Cuba. I think they're planning on making an additional trip down to Venezuela for training exercises. We should blockade that as well. And the reason is we should be hegiments of North and South America. We are the regional power here. You can talk about global power and all that bullshit, or the regional power here. And the same way that we shouldn't have been fucking around encroaching on Russia's territory in Ukraine and other places around there, I really don't think we should have been doing that. If Ukraine wants to fight a war against Russia and set a new boundary, as far as all this stuff goes and Belarus wants to leave, Georgia wants to leave, blah, blah, all this stuff, do it, good luck. But that's not our problem. Germany should lead that charge, if anybody does, right? Although Germany and Poland might be a little problem, right? - Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. - But we should be protecting what's close to us. That's how this all is supposed to work, right? - Well, it's not, and it is what it is. So what did Biden say? Did he even release a statement on this thing, comment? - He said, if there's one word that defines America, I have to stress it to speak, it's a bad thing. - Oh, okay. - Let's start with you. - Yeah, actually, we do have some footage of Bob Hope, our Instagram, and during a broadcast on Instagram, we do have some footage of him getting on Air Force One. - Oh, boy. - After that incident he had. - Are you just gonna play this-- - He's not right. - You can't make it all 'cause we're on. - No. - Oh, shit. - Can you turn the volume on that? - Can you turn the volume on that? - Uh, like the film. - Yeah, there's volume. - There's volume. There's volume on it. - There's absolute, it's either Instagram's fucked up or the internet's fucked up, but there's nothing playing. - Wow, look at you, Bob. - It's just a poopy sound. - Yeah, it's endless poopy sounds on it, and they're delightful poopy sounds. - There's like, not even a audio option. - Yeah. - That's weird, man. Maybe they removed it. - Yeah. - No lie, so we've been getting a lot of shit on that account. If you try to follow our Instagram account, it says, "Are you sure you wanna do this?" These guys have been known to post disinformation. Strange. - Yeah, it's not a video. - No, it's not a video, but you can put a fun song over it. - Yeah, the sound effect is gone. There's nothing listed. - Wow, look at that, dude. Look at that. The elections here, Dan. It's all fucking, if we can't put poopy sounds and farty noises over Joe Biden's Air Force One red carpet, then what can we do anymore? Is this America anymore? - It doesn't feel like America. - It doesn't, man. Where the fuck are we living? I don't get it, man. I can't get to Columbus, Georgia, fast enough. - Yeah, it's weird, man, to be honest, because as most people know, my rap name is Lil Huggy's. - Yep. - 'Cause I stay dived up. - They always die. - Right. To avoid this shit, literal shit. - Literal shit. - I don't know. I just feel like it's a direct attack on me in my lifestyle. - I can't believe they ripped the audio from that. That's hilarious. All right, well, fuck 'em. - Well, hold on, maybe it's on the app. Let me check right now. - Yeah, 'cause the audio really drives it home for me. - Yeah, I mean, what do you call it? The desktop of Instagram is a little clunky. - A little clunky? - A little clunky. - I like either one clunky or something. - Okay, so it's still going-- - Is there a picture back up there? (loud clattering) (loud clattering) (loud clattering) - So that's most of it. (laughing) I don't know if they accounted for every turd on the way up the stairs in the red carpet, but that's most of it. So you got an idea what we're working with here. - It's so childish, but so fun. It brings me joy, you know? This show's already in the fucking toilet, man. We might as well really drag it all the way down. - Quite literally, yeah. (laughing) I can smell that photo, by the way. Pop it up one more time, Bob. Oh, God. And smell it. - I heard a funny joke the other day. You wanna hear it? - Sure. - It's silly, it's truly silly. - Is it a knock-knock joke? - No, it's not this time, no. - Okay. - What has five toes in, isn't my foot? - What? - Your foot. - Oh, boy. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Dokka with the sound effects. - Better when you're high. - Yeah, sure is. - I'm sure is. - Better when you're high. - Like most things are. - Yeah. (laughing) Next up, mass shooter manifesto has been released. The Daily Wire has obtained materials written by the trans shooter who killed six people at a Christian school in Nashville, Tennessee. The writings concealed for over a year reveal the shooter's anti-Christian pro-trans and perverse ideas in the week before the attack. In one passage, the shooter rails against Christian friends and that her parents have encouraged her to make. She writes, "Parents actually believe religion "can change nature." That could explain why I don't practice religion anymore. Let kids think for themselves. The shooter, a cognitively impaired and mentally ill 28 year old woman at times, still frames herself as a child in a writing saying, "Kids are not robots, we are the future." Oh boy, 28, kids are not robots, we are the future. Yeah, that's what Katy Perry used to do. At 33 years old, she used to refer to herself as a child. Separately, she writes, "Fuck parents like them "who oppose trans ideology who think of themselves first "and their preference of conservative religion." She also goes on to say, and how she'd have to kill, to have, kill to have those parents? Oh, she would kill to have had actual parents. Okay, so-- Literally, I guess. I'm not sure how that works. Yeah, I was gonna say, didn't she kill the parents or is she talking about the parents that she wished she would have killed before? I'm not, it's not real clear there on that. And they apparently, she wanted puberty blockers as a child. Do you even know what that is, the kid? Maybe, maybe not, but what we do know about puberty blockers with kids is that they don't stop. Like the narrative this whole time has been, you can choose between a trans kid and a dead kid, 'cause they're gonna kill themselves. Turns out that the rate of suicide goes up with puberty blockers. Okay. The end. That's the end of the conversation. Like the only fucking like these people had to stand on was some kind of moral threat that they'll kill themselves if you don't do this horrible, horrible thing to a child. Now we know that even that's not true, right? And this person is a good example of that. Here's what I don't understand. Why was this under wraps for an entire year here? What else? I don't know. And I assume, the Daily Wire got the information, I assume some cop got it for them. That's the only people that have access to it. Yeah, yeah. Because at this point, is that what it is, Bob? You have it on screen there? Yeah. Is that what it looks like? Matt Walsh is, he's tweeting much stuff, but yeah, even this is like the, from the journal. Gotcha, gotcha. She's claims she's autistic, I guess? Oh, that's artistic or self-diagnosed, of course. Yeah. Did you say artistic or odd? Autistic. Oh, odd, okay, cool. Just making sure, I didn't know. A lot of stolen valid. Yeah, a lot of, I just want to make sure she's not stealing artist valor as well. But the fact that they kept this under lock and key for this long is crazy. Obviously, Daily Wire went to Great Links to get it. Or else this probably doesn't come out. Why though, is what I don't really understand. I don't understand. Well, I mean, you can see why based on reading what this person says. This is what conservative folks have warned about. Indulging people's mental illness, giving them drugs for it and stuff like that, right? And not to help them get away from it, but to help manifest more of the mental illness instead. For the first time in human history, we're doing this. But if you are doing this, then that means it's some coordinated effort from the top to say, "Hey, let's only release the good mass shooters." The ones that have a story that we can spin, you know? Either a white supremacist or something fun and flirty, like an ex-marine or something like that. I don't understand why not just drop this off to everyone. 'Cause this was, who was the dude down in, was it Evaldi? Was that the guy? - Yeah. - Yeah. Wasn't that a trans fucking now? - Oh, no, he was just a fucking Mexican emo kid. - Yeah, okay. - Dude, he was-- - Did we show a picture? - But they're dead one, I think. I think four of the mass shootings in the past year or two have been trans people, yeah. I mean, it's certainly becoming more common. - I mean, we had that doctor on yesterday. When you fuck with your hormones that much, anyone, man or woman, you feel fucking crazy inside. So like, dude, we gotta fucking end this shit. Surprise? - Well, Nashville PD is probably the one that gave this up to Matt Walsh, right? Or the Daily Mart? - Yeah, I would imagine so. I don't know who. - Same 'cause this feels like the FBI, yeah, it was the FBI here down later in the article who's blocking this. - Yeah. - And again, that's gotta be a coordinated effort from the top because otherwise, put it out there. I mean, we get shit all the time from all these mass shooters in like an hour. - Yeah, I mean, look, we can't know for sure why it's happening, but we do know who the players are. We know that the FBI, that is to say, Merrick Garland, right? The Attorney General is blocking the release of this. So why would Merrick Garland do something like that? And I guess a good follow-up question to that is why would Merrick Garland with hold tapes of Joe Biden sounding like a fucking retard, right? - Yeah. - 'Cause he doesn't want to embarrass the administration, which apparently now that's a cabinet level position, that's part of your job description is not to let the administration get embarrassed and prosecuted for their crimes, right? Which is not in your job description, by the way. It's not, I just, the whole fucking thing with this guy, and even the people in Georgia where you're just like, it's so blatant, just clean these people out and get them the fuck out of office all the way around. But we're not. And it's just gonna happen in front of our face over and over and over again. And it's pretty fucking wild, man. Not as wild as a ghost bed from ghostbed.com/drinkin' bros. It's our title sponsor here, kids. Cut to that wide. Look at that new massage chopper there. Look at that thing. We gave one to Joel, who lives here. 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It's just a number on a fucking credit card in the backgrounds. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkin' bros today. Get yourself a brand new bedroom set. Next up, we got Merrick Garland himself held in contempt of Congress. The U.S. House of Representatives voted on Wednesday to hold attorney general Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress. The Republican-controlled chamber passed its resolution by a 216-207 margin with only one Republican citing with the United Democratic opposition. Who the fuck was that? We have that fucking-- David Joyce from Ohio. He's a former prosecutor. He said he doesn't like using law fair to get back of political opponents, so he's not gonna do this. Oh yeah? It's almost as if it's happening right now. I can't think of who. Fuck, is it the guy who's running for president? Maybe. Merrick Garland refused to turn over interview tapes from a Justice Department probe of President Joe Biden's handling of classified documents, reacting to the contempt vote. He said House Republicans had turned a serious congressional authority into a partisan weapon. Stop me if you've heard that before, J-6 or any of the Trump trials or all of it. Today's votes disregards the constitutional separation of powers the Justice Department's need to protect its investigation and the substantial amount of information we have provided to the committees. He wrote in a statement, America's top law enforcement officer, now becomes the only third attorney general in US history and fourth sitting cabinet member overall to be held in contempt of Congress. So what happens here? Unclear, I mean, two other AGs have been held in contempt like this, none of them have seen jail time yet, but Steve Bannon, who is the most recent person to be held in contempt of Congress, is apparently gonna go to jail for some amount of time. I don't know how long. Four months. I actually don't know what the process to put him in jail is just another up-down vote in the house or does the Senate vote on this like an impeachment? I don't know how that works. Mike Johnson, who's a fucking piece of shit, described the vote as a significant step in maintaining the integrity of our oversight process and responsibilities, which is pretty much saying he's not gonna do anything else, in my opinion, 'cause he's a fucking coward little bitch anyways. Yeah, but is this regarding the tape with Robert Herr that they want to release and he wouldn't give it to him? Correct, okay. Well, didn't Biden sign a fucking, not an executive order, what do you call it? Some presidential fucking immunity thing? That I don't know. I don't know how that went down, but I know that Congress has a right to demand it and Merrick Garland is required to obey the rules of Congress in that regard, 'cause it's official investigation. So, yeah, look it up, Bob. I think Biden blots the release of the tape, but I forget what the rule is with the president's. I might be presidential immunity. It's classified, yeah, he's using just some, to say in their classified, like there's a classification issue. It's not though, obviously. It's a conversation he had with a fucking investigator investigating his crimes. Can't classify that shit. Yeah, that's strange. Well, I think it's because I'm not defending it, but I think his argument is that it's overclassified documents. Thus, the things that are being discussed and there could be, that is my assumption. I guess. That sounds like tautology to me. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, so here's what they're saying here. President Biden took the rare step of asserting executive privilege. That's it today to block the release of those recordings. Because let's say there was hypothetical some classified shit in there in these tapes. You could redact it the same way as any of these FBI reports, if it was sensitive information. What's stopping them from listening to the tapes in Congress? I don't really understand them. I mean, I do. We all do, right? He didn't remember when his kid died. He doesn't remember his wife's name. Doesn't remember anything. So if this were to get out into the public before the election, this would be the biggest October surprise if they were trying to save this for this or try to get their hands on it. I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't leaked yet. Yeah. Today everybody's leaking everything. Yeah, we'll see. Everybody leaked everything on Trump. You haven't seen as much of it from the Biden side though. Yeah. Because when things leaked under Trump, somebody just wrote a book about it and got rich. When it happens under Biden, they put you in prison. Mm-hmm. So I think this will probably get out one way or another, where we're at June 13th here. First debate is in shit, two weeks actually. Two weeks from today, June 27th. Be great if it came out before that, but also saving that for October would be super helpful. I would imagine. Yeah. I think they'll get it in the end. With Merrick Garland though, I don't know what happens in this. I mean, you are in contempt of Congress. Sure, I mean, more so than any potential punishment that might happen. I'm like, are we gonna get the fucking documents now or the tapes? You know, I don't know. Or is he gonna get held in contempt, do nothing, right? Yeah. With no punishment and still not do the things being held in contempt for. If that's the case, then what the fuck is the point of holding in a contempt in the first place? Yeah, I don't understand it. So, we'll see. It's fucking bizarre, man. Absolutely fucking bizarre. Almost as bizarre as this next story. Queers for Pakistan. Well, you know, we should talk about liquid death too, I guess. We can. We can talk, but I'll do it after this story, though. Let me get a couple droplets in my mouth here. Pakistani man is currently in a mental hospital after he tried establishing the first gay club in the country. According to a recent report, the man whose identity has not been released was interviewed by the Telegraph on Sunday shortly after he was institutionalized. That's what they do for gay dudes over there? I mean, not necessarily just for gay dudes, but he applied so. (clears throat) He applied for a fucking application to the deputy commissioner of Abadabad, which by the way is where their version of West Point is. That's where we found Bin Laden. Okay. Right? He applied for like a business license to establish a gay club, which he tentatively called Lorenzo Gay Club. And the application reportedly explained that the club would be designed to be a quote, "great convenience and resource for many homosexual, bisexual, and even heterosexual people residing in Abadabad in particular and in other parts of the country in general." The application also noted that there would be no gay or non-gay sex other than kissing. He put, this is all in the business license. So there, he was detained by authorities, transported to a mental hospital in Peshawar, which is about 125 miles away. Why take that risk over there? Unless you love it. That's what civil rights, I mean, he, yeah, civil rights activists do that kind of stuff all the time. I don't know that I would do it in Pakistan. No, I'm sorry. By the way, part of the, wasn't it part of the care act, the fucking bailout bullshit for people that sent like $45 million to Pakistan for gender studies? Remember that? I guess we should have sent 50. We gotta help homeboy out here. So only kissing is going on in the club. You can't suck another man's dick or jack somebody off. I've said this before, but kissing another dude is gayer than having sex with him. I think that's way gayer. I don't know. And that's probably what got him in trouble here. You think so? Yeah, if he just said, hey, we're gonna be doing butt fucking, that had been like, ow, it's Thursday, go for it, bud. Yeah, have fun. Man, love Thursday. You go ahead and live your life, son. Allah Akbar, or whatever, right? But he talked about kissing the guy's like, that's fucking gay. Put him in an institution. Yeah, we're not doing that. Put like this dude up, lobotomize him. Talking about kissing dudes, that's fucking gay. I just like that he did it during American Pride Month. You know, it's a nice shot out to America there saying, hey, I see what you're doing over there. And now I'm gonna try to open up my own gay male nightclub where only kissing is allowed because that's the gayest form of being gay. Yep. It's good for him. What's this guy's name? Do we have his fucking name here? They withheld his identity because I don't know why, but he's actually, he must be out or something 'cause he's talking to the telegraph. He said, I've started the struggle for the rights of the most neglected community in Pakistan and I will raise my voice in every forum. If the authorities refuse, then I will approach the court and I hope that like the Indian court, the Pakistani court will rule in favor of gay people. I speak about human rights and I want everyone's human rights to be defended. According to the office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights, Pakistan still criminalizes homosexual acts through section 377 of its national penal code. So, Pakistan, by and large, is not one of the more backwards countries in the Middle East, right? I don't know, is it? Compared to like Yemen and places like that, not even close. Now, it's not great, obviously, but it's not anywhere close to like, the bullshit that you would see in like a truly despotic area. And even they are like gay shit, straight, not to jail. You're going to the insane asylum, that's crazy. - 'Cause you're insane. - 'Cause you're being gay. - For being gay. People, there are lots of Americans, tens of thousands of them who identify some kind of fucking stupid bullshit, right? It's something that's not real, some kind of queer nonsense. And they think that they're just gonna go to Palestine, or wherever, which is not like the land of imagination, Palestine that's ever existed. It's like, oh, it'll all work out. Those are my brothers, man, going out. I hope you can fucking fly, bud. Stay off those rooftops. - You're going off the roof. Imagine the stink, though, from throwing another man of beach over there. I would imagine your dick and balls smell extremely bad over in Pakistan. - Well, they do wear that man dress. - Oh, so you're getting some airflow in there, I guess? - Yeah, maybe. - But there's not like they use landscapes. There's not like they're shaving their taints and fucking bushes. I bet those bushes are just relentless over there. - Yeah, it's not good. - They're a hairy culture, anyways. Man, I bet you a fucking Pakistani man bush is just, it's just nuts down there. Bob, do you have a pic of it that I could at least see it? Something like a frame of reference? - Yeah, Pakistanipubes.com. - I'd say a .org. - I don't know if it's a .gov or an EDU, or maybe because it's educational. - I just want to see that, 'cause I've got a vision in my mind and I need to complete it here. That's bullshit. - These are all cleaned up. - These aren't real people, dude. - Let's see, here's a good one. I think this is-- - Yeah, that's what I pictured. - Pretty representative. - Yeah, there's some stink comin' off that dick. - Oh, for sure. - That's stink dick. - Yeah, that's stink, dude. Oh, and he's in it, he's laying on the floor of a shower. - Nah, it's just humid. - Oh, you think it is? It's just hot out there? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Let's see. - We got about, what, 10, 15 listeners here that are lookin' at this right now. Can you guys see this over there? Back there, you can. Good. - But I mean, this guy's-- - It kinda looks like there's a lot of normies just fuckin' shaving up over there, actually. - Yeah, dude, there's a lot of shave. - This guy's shaved up and a-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Macho, that's not real. I've never heard of Macho boxers before. - But you don't live in Pakistan? - Look it up, is it Savage? Cup of coffee in the big time, yeah. - Damn, dude. - Make yourself some boxer shorts. These are the greatest, tightest fitin' boxers. Tito Santana used to wear these. What, pull it up, there's no way. Savage box, that's a fake picture. Homeboy's all shaved up there. Nobody's that shorn in Pakistan. That's a smooth dickin' balls there, there's no way. There is absolutely no fuckin' way. - Let's see here, I'll try to find it. - Not a sponsor. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Of Savage boxers, but that's real. - Hold on, yeah, I mean, I'm seein' it right here. - Oh, on Amazon. - Oh, we find a better pick. But yeah, it's real, it's real, it's real, dude. - Savage boxers, savage, man. - Good for that. - Yeah, here you go, right here, dude. - Yes, I look. - Fuckin' macho. - Oh, yeah. Is it macho, man, Randy Savage? - I don't think he's involved. - Did the family, did the savage family retain the rights for all of these products? I hope so. - As soon as the FBI kicks the doors down in here, I'm just pointing to Bob. - Yeah. - Like, we had nothing to do with this. - Couple golfy in the big time, yeah. That's the one you want right over there. It's Bob. - You fuckin' sick freak. - Dude, I'm just grabbing adult dicks over here, right? There's nothing illegal happening. - You can pop that up on screen, right? We're fine to show that, right? - This is all fine, yeah. Look at that. - These are real. - Adult macho, man. - Foxers. - Fuck, dude. It's like, I know what I'm asking my wife for Christmas. Speaking of sports heroes, you can bet on your own favorite sports heroes at mybookie.com, promo code drinkingbros, doubles that first deposit all the way up to a thousand dollars. You guys were playing casino last night when I left. The boys got a casino show, a live casino show and drinking bros sports on YouTube. How'd you end up at one point, Bob? I think I walked out and you were down 400. - I was down a little bit. I got back to, roughly back to even Dan. We're just gonna, you just gotta tune in. Yeah, the drama is with Dan. It's always with Dan. Why was he winning and then blew it all at the end? - I just gotta tune in, man. It's a fucking roller coaster. - Tune in, tune in on drinking bros sports. It's a blast. 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Nationals crossed the US southern border illegally, and according to a federal source familiar with this thing, no derogatory information was initially flagged with US Customs and Border Protection, or with the US Department of Homeland Security, which is fun during the processing there. The suspected terrorists were fully vetted, and nothing was flagged according to Fox. Fox also said that the suspected terrorists were released into the US, and derogatory information was flagged with national security concerns, including the individual's ties to ISIS. The sting operation was first reported by the New York Post. Look, I'm assuming that there's a shit ton more. This is only the beginning, I would imagine. - Yeah, I mean, part of Taylor's report, part of the investigation featured a wiretap, which revealed one of the now arrested individuals was talking about bombs. He says, quote, "Remember the boss in Marathon bombing. I'm afraid something like that might happen again, or worse." This is the federal agent talking. When contacted by the report by Fox, the FBI DHS, in a joint statement over the last few days, ICE agents arrested several non-citizens pursuant to immigration authorities. The acts were carried out in close coordination with the FBI's JTTF, or joint terrorism task force. The individuals arrested are detained in ICE custody, depending on removal proceedings, as the FBI and DHS have recently described in public and partner bulletin's US has been in a heightened threat environment, created by ourselves. - Yeah. - The FBI and DHS will continue to work around the clock to blah, blah, blah. You can start by securing the goddamn border. This all comes as FBI Director Christopher Ray told a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee last week that there's an increasing concern of a potential coordinated attack in the US, similar to the Islamic State in Khorasan Province, ISIS-K attack in March at a concert hall in Russia. Ray told members of the subcommittee that when he met with them last year, he walked in through how the US was already a heightened threat environment since then threats from foreign terrorists have risen to another level. So the US is allowed, by the way, without a warrant of any sort, to monitor any communication by a non-citizen going in and out of the United States. - Okay. - Without a warrant, right? - Right, yeah. - So if you know a person's phone number and you have it dialed and they make a phone call to a register outside of the United States, you can listen to that phone call all you want. - Yeah. - And there's no crime being committed by the government, technically speaking. And that's where this information comes from. When you hear about quote unquote, "chatter," it's this, it's like Facebook, chat rooms, video game chat rooms, a lot they use. That's where they're getting this information from. So they see, they found eight dudes in this, I wouldn't call it a cell necessarily. It might just be sympathizers, right? We don't know that these guys, so far as we know they didn't have an active plan or anything like that. But keep in mind that 375 plus of these motherfuckers have gotten into the country. And of the 375 that we know about, they weren't ever flagged. - Yeah. - So who knows how many of these bitches are here as well? Dudes with just terrorist sympathies. And that's what happens when you let millions of military age males in your country. - Yeah, man, I think as this continues on, these arresting things like this, you're gonna find more and more and more of these fucking people here. - Also like the cell thing, the 9/11 cell stuff, a lot of the people who do the shootings or whatever, like the dude who shot up Pulse nightclub, the dude who shot up that grocery store in Colorado, the San Bernardino shooters, those were just randos. They were like, "Wow, this is pretty sweet." - Yeah. - I think at least one of those had some contact with Anwar Al-Laki at some point. - Do you remember which one? - I don't remember. - I think the San Bernardino one. - Yeah, I think it was San Bernardino, 'cause she was an ISIS bride kind of, but she was from Saudi Arabia, I think if he was from Yemen or somewhere? - Yeah, I know she radicalized him. - Yeah, the Orlando club shooter was just like a surprised guy. - Yeah, he was just some knucklehead. - Yeah. - He drove by a club, actually he was probably gay, right? And got caught being gay by his cousin or something. And he's like, "You know what, I'll show you who's gay." - Yeah, I'm not the one sucking dick for who I am. - It's like, dude, we can see the calm is dried in your beard right now. I can smell it from here. - I can taste it. - A little, well, that's what smelling is. Think about that for a moment. Everything, every bad smell you've ever smelled, you've also tasted because that's what smell is. - Oh, yeah, easily. Easily. - Every fucking Porta Shitter, every hot garbage, every fucking homeless. Every time your buddy hotbox in a car, you can taste his fucking hot wet turd. - That's poo tannins on your tongue. - You sure is? - That's what that is. So go ahead and have a good day, I guess, after that. Do what you want with that information. - Poo tannins? - Tannins are little proteins that make things, that's what gives things flavors. - Okay. - And we're calling them poo tannins now. - Well, it's poo. And the tannins from the poo. - Sure. - So that's what it is. - I like that. I'm gonna have to wash that comment down with some liquid death. - Look, you've seen these cans all over our sets here for years. It looks like we're drinking a fucking tall boy, which is awesome. But we're not, it's water. - Severed lime? - That's yours. 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The state charges STEM from the 2019 Democratic primary in bridge ports and are separate from allegations of misconduct in the 2023 contest in the city, which led a judge ordering a unique do-over primary. Really? Actually did the whole goddamn thing over? Just taking a mulligan on that election cheating thing. Why not? Why not? Why not, I guess. I hope these prosecutors will send a message that deters tampering with election results in the future in Connecticut. Patrick Griffin, Connecticut's chief state's attorney said in a statement announcing the charges while the 2019 case was being investigated. Allegations of election misconduct surfaced again in bridge port, this time garnering national attention as Connecticut public radio reports in the 2023 contest after surveillance video emerged that appeared to show Geeter Petaki and others and properly depositing ballots in the drop boxes. Now I was told that this didn't happen, that we're talking about the most secure elections in the history of America. But it doesn't seem like that. No, it doesn't seem like it. Then I remember back to election auditors trying to just witness recounts and new votes coming in, happening, and people pulling a brown paper off a roll and putting it up on the windows and taping him so that people couldn't see in there, which is very bizarre. Well that's what you do to keep it really secure is you don't let anybody look in through the windows or anything else. We should be done with mail-in ballots. I know, I got a thing on, I don't know if you got this. You get an email about early voting? It's in September? No, I've not. In September? September. So Bob, check that real quick, is it September in Texas? And I believe this is in person, but I'm also wondering when the mail-in balloting starts. Because at this point, if you're gonna allow people to fucking mail in and then you wanna actually trust the election unlike the last one, you gotta put a hard date on this and be like, "Dude, you gotta get this in "and we can count these before the night starts." It simply doesn't make any sense. If this fucking election goes into the nights and we don't have a winner because we're trying to count up absentee ballots, people are gonna fucking riot this time. Yeah, yep, no, no they won't. Republicans are not gonna riot, they're not gonna do shit. Republicans aren't, but no, they're not gonna do anything. Bridgeport Mayor Joe Gannum, a Democrat, ultimately was re-elected in both the 2019 and 2023 elections. In 2003, he was convicted on federal corruption charges during an earlier stint as mayor. Good for him. So, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Atlanta, Chicago, it doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Generally in Texas, early voting begins the 17th day before election day. 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What the fuck is this? - Now you gotta get people plenty of time to cheat, I guess. Virginia. Virginia. - Oh yeah, that's not Texas though. - No, it's not Texas. - I mean, every state's different. When I moved here from Missouri, I was blown away by how much earlier you could vote than in. So I don't know what Virginia's dealing with. - Yeah, what's Missouri like? - I think they might've changed their early voting laws, but there was a while where like, I mean, A, one nice thing about Texas versus Missouri is that Texas, you can vote anywhere in the county you're registered. Whereas in Missouri, you had a specific-- - Specific precinct, yeah. - Specific polling place you had to go to. I remember my dad or mom would have to leave work and go to the one by our house. Whereas like, we, I can just go to wherever the fuck I want in Hayes County or before that in Travis County. It was more difficult in Missouri back in the day. I don't know now. - I mean, there's some states with crazy like Pennsylvania changed theirs four weeks before the election in 2020, which is a violation of federal law. They never fucking resolved that issue. It was constant for a while. I don't know if they still do or not, but they had same day registration. - Oh, really? - Yeah, shit. - Which is like, you don't really have time to verify that? - No. I mean, I guess if you have an ID, I guess that's fine. - Yeah, give you a-- - Yeah, here though-- - It's a provisional, provisional, yes. - Okay. - So who knows? I mean, look, I don't believe in elections anymore. So it doesn't matter. - Yeah. Well, you'll find out what happens. - Speaking of stupid bullshit, remember we were talking about that vape thing like two weeks ago? - Oh, yeah. - And that organization smoke less vets. There's a new research paper published. I think last week, Sagar and Yeti posted on his Twitter. He always posts little interesting things like this. So one of the reasons for banning vapes, especially the flavor band, right? But banning them outright as well is two things. One, it leads kids to smoke, right? Or vaping is harmful. So it's three things, I guess. Vaping is harmful. It leads kids to smoke. And then it leads kids to do other drugs, heavier drugs. So this research paper, it's massive. It's a huge fucking paper. Chad Cody, Charles Quartermont, Yangling, a bunch of good researchers on this project. It shows that 18 to 20 year olds became increasingly more likely just to smoke cigarettes. You're not gonna stop people from doing shit. - No. - It just doesn't work. - If the vapes aren't available, yeah, you're gonna have a pack of fucking marbles. - So they just started smoking more. And they found no correlation between using illicit drugs or binge drinking, which is two of the things they said would have. If you let people vape, they're gonna smoke, crack and fucking binge drink. Like, no, people are gonna smoke, crack and binge drinking, no matter what. No one has ever sold drugs ever. You don't have to sell drugs. Does everybody want some? - What? - I wish-- - Why are you on Jack Mandeville's page? - Because he's been, I wanted to see if he had one up today. He has been posting recently as we, anyone who knows Jack Mandeville knows, he's like a chain smoker. He's in France for all that D-Day stuff, right? With Jared and everything. And he's been posting stories on his Instagram of the cigarette packs in France. They have the giant skull on 'em and shit. - They have like withered babies and like dying old men. - And it still doesn't stop people. - Nope, he just fulfills it and then he cuts up to him smoking a cigarette and he's like, God damn, that guy's got a hot body or what I know. - He loves it, Jack Mandeville. - All this stuff is, I know that all of you know not to trust anything, the government or fucking so-called physicians tell you, right? Or any of these lobbying organizations. But none of it's true, there's not one fucking paper, not one published and peer reviewed paper that shows that vapes are fucking you up or causing you cancer or anything like that. Doesn't exist, it literally doesn't exist. But they still, without any of the evidence, will say, oh good fucking dangerous. Like shut the fuck up. Get out there and jewel and rule like a man. - Yeah dude, fucking Joe Biden hates black people. - He does, and try to get rid of fucking menthols dude. You can't- - Menthols, and we're getting close 'cause you know, we're flying out people for Juneteenth. - Yeah, you're gonna wash somebody's feet at the red lobster. - At the red lobster. - Yeah. - Dexter, Dexter. - Dexter Pitts, yeah, he's a cop and well, I think, I don't know, he's still in Kentucky? I know he moved, well, we're not gonna get into his person. - Well no, he's gonna be on the show then. - But he's not with Louisville, Petey. - So on Juneteenth, we're gonna have an actual black person on the show. - Oh yeah, big time. - So we want you guys to know that we're not racist. - He was one of the ones in our roster. The other ones are Rogal. - Rogal, J.J.'s. - Black. - He's having? - Black Kevin, yeah, but he's only half. - Yeah. - Just that would account. - We got a full, we do want to say it. We got a full 100%. - 100% black. - We should have, we needed to get two black Kevin's to make it a whole. - Correct. - We just didn't have the logistics didn't work out. - No, and so at the Juneteenth celebration, 'cause it's for the bro box, we're flying out. Oh, the guy said he doesn't have a bozo ring, by the way. He's got a full head of hair. - Who's that? - The guy we're flying out. - Oh, good for him. - Yeah. - Now this is another guy. - Oh it is. - We were talking about that day, yeah, not him. - All right. - 'Cause he sent me a picture and he goes, "Hey dude, you said I had a bozo ring and I don't have, I get a full head of hair." And I go, "I don't believe it, it looks like a toupee." - Yeah, well we'll see. I'll rip that fucking goddamn thing off. - We'll see it in person. - Yeah, I'll snatch that wig right off your head. - But we'll pop up the video on Patreon afterwards. So I'm gonna try, we're gonna try to bring a bucket into the restaurant so I can wash Dexter's feet. - I think Juneteenth, I want to wash a black man's feet underneath the table at Red Lobster after we eat our meat. - I think you should wear a Doshiki. - Bob, can you pull up that picture of those idiots in Congress kneeling with the fucking, whatever the stupid thing? - Well can it like go? - The Kente cloth, so go to Amazon. Can I get a Kente cloth of Amazon to wear on Juneteenth? - I mean it's gotta be here at the Red Lobster. - Dude, Amazon's two day fucking. - Hold on, I'll look right now. - Bezos rules, dude. I'll suck Bezos dick. He's doing shit right. - Class of, you can get a black girl magic Kente cloth. - Shut the fuck up for how much? - There's a Kente table cloth. - For an outdoor picnic. - Wow, let's go. - Yeah you get Kente cloths for like fucking 20 bucks. - Great, and then it'll be in two days. - It'll be here tomorrow. - Great, a fucking, let's order some to the studio. How many do we need? Joel, are you going? Joel, do you want a Kente cloth for Juneteenth celebration? - Look at these idiots. We can get this exact Kente cloth for 1995 on Amazon right now. - Let's do it, yeah. - Are we, all right Bob, pop this picture up. Do we kneel in Red Lobster before we place the order? - I think so, yeah. I think we all, at some point during the dinner, step away from the table and kneel while just Dexter's sitting at the table. - Oh my God. - Or maybe he's standing up and we're all kneeling. - It would be so. - At Red Lobster, 'cause we're ordering everything on the menu, same as Flavor Flav, we're doing the Red Lobster Challenge, and we're ordering one of everything on the menu, I think we should do this before in prayer before we eat. We'll hold hands, we'll just-- - Just a moment of silence, yeah. Or maybe we'll just all yell the N word really loud at the same time. - Probably can't do that. - Oh. - One would imagine, they're gonna throw you out of there for that at Red Lobster. - I feel like we're not gonna make it through the whole dinner anyways. - I think we will. - But I also think that they can't afford to kick us out. - That's when I-- - Before we pay the bill. - Yup, so we did get some restaurant closings from the listeners and they're like, hey guys, it's getting real close to Austin. Pull it up, Bob, how many of those Red Lobsters are left? Because a listener just sent me, I think, four or five locations here, us. - That's a two left. - In Austin proper, so I don't know. - Damn it, man. All right, well look, six days is all we have. We just gotta get through six days. - I think we'll make it to Wednesday. - I hope so. - I hope so. - Insha'Allah, God willing. (laughing) See how it goes. - Are we going? Oh, God, dude, this is gonna be a mess tonight. This is an absolute fight. - Joel, yeah, I really need you to be on the ball with the camera. I'm capturing the moment of silence. - The washing of the feet. - The washing of the feet in the moment of silence. - Yeah, I'll bring you a white dove bar of soap too. That'll look really nice against his black skin. - The contrast will look nice, yeah. - It will, it will, it really will. We'll do that at the end of the meal. - Or you could definitely, sure, we'll get thrown out after that. - You could bring Irish Spring. So it's like a mint chocolate chip, you know? (whistling) - Yeah. - I could whistle, like a little leprechaun too. - Yeah, yeah. - You're great. - Up U.S. reporter Evan Gerskovitz, jailed in Russia on espionage charges to stand trial officials say. He's got a fun flirty look in that video. If you can pop it up, Bob, U.S. journalist, Evan Gerskovitz, who has been jailed for over a year. Holy shit, has that been a fucking year now? - Yeah, and we didn't trade a goddamn war criminal for him. - No. - 'Cause he's white, you know? Boy, he looks fucked. I can't tell if he's smirking or not. After a year in jail, this is a fucking bold move to give a look like this in court. - That might just be his face. - It might be. So an indictment of the Wall Street Journal reporter has been finalized and his case was filed in a regional court there in Svers-Dislawski, whatever the fuck it is. Oh, is that him right now? Is this still snowing over there? - Who knows? - No, that's not now, that's, that can't be. It's not snowing in Russia right now. - Don't they put him in like Siberian shit? What's that pick of him right there? Oh, there he is, yeah. That's the one I'm looking at right there. That's the fun when the Brittany Griner took it. - Yeah, it's 70 degrees in Siberia today, it's not. - Oh, really? - It's not snowing. - It's nice to see in Siberia, look at him, look at that. Is he waving there? Zoom on on his face. - I mean, they were, you know, the Russians were on the Allied side. - Okay. - So maybe he's doing the-- - Oh, it could be. - But that, well, the last name would suggest he's not. - No, Gurskovich32 is accused of gathering secret information on orders from the CIA about Yerol Vagg-Gazabod, whatever the fuck that is, a facility in the Svers-Lawski region. - Get your shit together and come up with a real language asshole. Jesus Christ. - That produces and repairs military equipment, the prosecutor general's office said in a statement, revealing the first time the details of the accusations against him. He was detained on a reporting trip in Yachter, Berg, or whatever the fuck it is in March, 2023, and accused of spying for the United States. The reporter, his employer, and the U.S. government denied the allegations and Washington designated him as wrongfully detained. All right, so what happens with this fuck? - Well, that's super helpful, thanks. - Yeah. What's up? What did you say? - Just went out. - What, what did? - The power. - The power did? - Sweet. - Look at that. Are we still rolling? - We're still rolling. - We're still rolling. If we're rolling, we're rolling, dude. I like how we start talking about Russian spies and people spying on Russia and shit, and all of a sudden, boom, everything goes out. I didn't see the power go out, actually. - A couple cameras went out. - No, no, a few things. Joel, some of the cords are... - Connected over there. - Connected, yeah. - Yeah, you wanna stop doing that, Joel? - Yeah, I don't think my shit is on anymore. - Yeah, go ahead and drop it down there. Show goes on, though, doesn't it? With this guy heading to the fucking who's scout in Russia now, you got him, you got the other dude. - The Marine? - The Marine is still there. - Paul, there's something or other? - Yeah, he's still there. We have anybody else stuck over there? - Chippy, I think. - Did they give her the bet or no? - No, I don't think they've given her the bet. - Okay, if they didn't give Chippy the bet, they didn't give Chippy the bet. - Yeah, which is, you know, rude, in my opinion. - Yeah, agreed. - It's Chippy, give her the bet. - Give her the fucking bet. - I don't know, I don't think so. - Yeah, but what happens with these people? - No, well, is this this guy end up doing 10 years? - Womb Raider, it's not Paul Walker. He's a crispy critter now. - Oh boy, don't say that about Paul Walker. - P-dubs, dude, I love P-dubs. - I'm not the one that set him on fire. - Do you know how many Oscars he would've won? - None. - If he was still alive. - No, he's a white man, especially now, you wouldn't? - He's a great actor. - Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what happens here. We've shown no indication that we give a fuck about white people in captivity. Only Xerxes looking fucking black lesbian dudes. - Yeah. - So nothing's gonna happen. He's gonna get sentenced to prison and we're not gonna do a goddamn thing. - For what, 10 years, probably? - I don't know. - I mean, that Marines have been over there for some time now. - Yeah, a long time, I think. But if you're this guy, and pop up that picture one more time, if you can, why would you even go over there in the first place? It was March of 2023. You knew the fucking war was going on. Why would you even risk it as an American journalist? - Paul Whalen. - Paul Whalen, no. - He got a 16-year prison sentence in June of 2020. After, he was arrested originally in 2018. So he's been there for almost six years now. - Okay. And then this guy will probably be the same. 'Cause let's face it. - Oh yeah. We're not gonna do shit. He's white. - But who are you getting first? You're getting the Marine back first. You're not getting this guy. - I don't know. My monitor's out again, by the way. But don't worry about it. - Yeah, it's fine. - Let's just finish the show. - Or I'll get Joel's just pulling fucking cords out of nowhere back there. But if this guy, it's hard to feel bad on something like this. Why go over there at all? - I don't know. I mean, Russia's not. What are you gonna do? I mean, he's a journalist. - Why risk it? Yeah, but there's gotta be a point where you're like, man, is this worth going to a Russian prison for 10 years? - It's never worth going to Russia for anything. It sucks. - Sucks, yeah. It's like, so my buddy, Joe, went, you know Joe, from Black Rifle back in the day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He went to St. Petersburg back in the day, and he was like, man, I was so disappointed. It's like, it looks, the Gothic architecture, and all that shit looks cool from a distance, like in old pictures. But when you get there, it's just like bullshit. It's not taken care of. - I was assured that it was nicer than America by Tucker Carlson. - By Tucker Carlson. Well, the grocery store is. - Yeah. - He said the streets were nice. - He said the streets were nicer too. He said everything-- - They may have-- They may have nicer streets. Our streets and roads are fucked, right? - Yeah. - That's not saying much. - But that might be true. - Our buildings, for the most part, stand up, and there aren't gay people getting launched off of them either, which is nice. - Yeah. But our streets aren't looking great in a lot of these things. - Every part, I've lived and driven in every part of this country, and the roads suck everywhere. - That's not great, yeah. - But we, to be fair, we drive more than anybody else. We have more roads than any other country. - That's true, more cars, trucks, yeah. - All that other shit. - And we're also like, I mean, if I have to go next door, I'm driving. - Yeah. - Right? - Like a big plane. - Yeah. - Like people make fun of Taylor Swift for taking planes on short trips. Don't act like you're not leaning against something right now. You're leaning against something right now. Part of the farm, the agency CIA training program is to unlearn something called the American Lean. We sit down and lean on everything all the time, and Europeans, they don't do that shit. - Really? - They stand up all the time, yeah. - Come on. - We're lazy twats, all of us. - You've got an armrest over there. - I do, I can't even keep my own arms. (laughing) - Above my head or whatever, yeah, it's fucking stupid. - Just how it is, man. - Oh, fuck you, next up, Biden threatens Americans with F-15s. Again, now, a second time that's happened, Biden has, oh no, fourth time, shit. What did the other three happen? Damn it, man. All right, Biden has, for the fourth time now, threatened Americans with airstrikes for having the territory to understand how the constitution works. And an address to some gay-ass organization here, Mom's Demand Action, what the fuck is that? - They demand action for gun sense in America, which means they think that everybody's gun should be taken away because trans people keep doing mass shootings. - Okay, gotcha. - Yeah. - And just to be clear, the Second Amendment is not just for hunting. It's not for hunting, it's not for national defense against a potential foreign invader, it's not for sport, it is literally to protect the citizenry of our country against an oppressive government. That's it. - The end. - That's all there is. - Yeah, so Biden's suggesting that if we get out of line, meaning the government, his government, that the citizenry will need F-15s to fight back against them, should be enough to disqualify him from ever holding office again. Bob, click on the first Twitter link there and play the video. You can hear him say it. Fucking wild, man. - Okay, so take on government if we get out of line, which they're talking again about. Well, guess what? They need F-15s, they don't need, is it a rifle? - By the way, if they want to think to-- - Jesus Christ. - Play that clip one more time. Just from the top, just listen to it. - By the way, if they want to think to take on government if we get out of line, which they're talking again about, well, guess what? They need F-15s, they don't need, is it a rifle? - Yeah, but that's about how drunk I was at the NFL draft show this year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, even despotic countries, the president or PM or whomever, doesn't directly threaten the citizenry with the military like that. Well, especially without a specific piece of equipment. - It's weird, isn't it? - You know what I mean? It's so bizarre. More if you want to check out Iraq or Afghanistan or Vietnam or Yemen or any of these countries, right? You can find countries with far less guns and training and capabilities than our own citizenry have stood up to the US military for decades at a time in some cases. - I think the F-15 thing is, I try to like read between the lines here of what like his thought process is. I think he started saying this. It popped in his mind when he was given the F-15s to Ukraine. - Maybe, but he said this like multiple times. - Totally. - Specifically about F-15s. - But I think this has been going on, you know, the war's been going on for what two and a half years over there. - That might just be the only piece of military hardware he can remember. - That's what I think. - Maybe. - Yes. - My question is where are the F-15 pilots and other pilots who are gonna like, let's say 52 of them, 53 of them, who are gonna write a letter saying that we would never use our weapons against the American public, right? 'Cause it was no sweat for current and former members of the intelligent community to lie on behalf of Obama and Biden. Try to frame Trump for some bullshit or another. Twice. - Twice, yeah. - That was never a problem. Where are you fucking people? Are you all cowards, you fucking air force pilots, right? You have a duty to reject an unlawful order. And if the president of the United States is out there threatening the American public with F-15s, it is your duty to say, no, the fuck we won't, bitch. Where are you? Are you guys having any balls left at all? Does anybody have any fucking balls left? - I don't know that it's having balls here. I think when you got a dude who's this fucking gone, I don't know that they take him seriously. I certainly don't take him seriously. - Well, they fucking should. - Fuckin' seriously. - They should take him seriously. - This guy, it's so hard for me where you're just like, holy shit, this can't be real. - If I'm standing out in public somewhere, I don't give a fuck what the person looks like. If they come up to me and start making threats to me, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them, right? - Would you take a swing at Joe Biden in the streets? If he said, hey, Dan, I'm gonna bring an F-15 over your house, Jack. - No, not if he said that, 'cause that would be funny. I would laugh at him and then probably piss on his legs or something. - This is what I'm talking about. That's why I think people aren't-- - But that's not the context we're talking about here. He's in control of the military. So they, the military, have not a right, but a duty to say, no, the fuck we won't. - I think he's not even in control of his own faculties, so it doesn't really matter, you know? He's just pooping his pants. - That's not the point. That's not the point, 'cause he said-- - I know, but I don't think anybody takes the shit through. - He says precedent, and then the next guy comes in and does it, that's a problem. - Well, mom's demand action, Dan, and you're gonna have to listen to moms from now on. - No one gives a fuck what they say. - I do. - These dumb whores, nobody cares what they say. - I listen to you, I care moms, I care. - I like moms in general, I don't care about anybody who's trying to take guns away from lawful by law-abiding citizens. You're not a human being if you're trying to do that to me. - No, this is the first time I've ever seen this, by the way. - Every town, what does it say? Every town for guns, everything, okay. - No, every town. - That's a fun thing there. Look at him, look at him go. Next up, we got sleep remedy. You remember the other day when Doc Parsley was on the show. 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Yeah, put it right in front of your face. There you go. Thomas. What's your last name? Boozo, BUZIO. All right, welcome to the show, dude. Hey. Glad to be here. Absolutely. Where are you from? Originally from California, but I'm stationed out at Fort Carson right now. Oh, no, shit. How do you like it? I loved it. Actually, you guys had Tulsi on a few weeks ago. We did, yeah. Tulsi Gabbard. Italian commander for a little while. Shut the fuck up. Yup. How was she in real life in the military? Yeah. Great. Great. Yeah. Fucking the most amazing person you could ever meet. You know it's weird, man. I had our own preconceived notions before she came in. So when I found out she was going to be my entire commander. Oh, really? Yeah. So when they told me Tulsi was coming in, because I'm the S6, right? So I work on all the communication shit. So they're like, hey, you guys got to get a, you guys got to get a, hey, get her phone ready, get her tablet ready. And I was like, okay, well, I need her email. And they were like fucking gabbard first name Tulsi. I was like, okay, all right, that's who we're doing right now. That's who we're doing right now. No, we, we enjoyed her. And I know Dan, so much so, Dan and I'm doing another event with her. I think a couple of weeks later. Yeah. I watched that one in North Carolina, right? Yeah. Yeah. We aired that as well with Tim Kennedy and all that stuff. I'd like to see her as the VP. I mean, is she really going to do anything as the VP though? I think you should probably put her in another position probably so she can actually have an impact, right? Do you seek death maybe? It's, it's, you know, do you know why my selfish reason is? Yeah. I want to see that debate with her and Kamala. Oh, that would be. Well, she already murdered her once. Yeah. She already murdered her once fucking do it again. Part two, the ratings will be through the roof. Oh, ratings guy. Oh, yeah. Just give me entertainment and I'm all in. 100%. That would be a fucking blast. Oh, yeah. And it definitely checks the boxes. Oh, one, women love Tulsi Gabbard. So women lover. Yeah. And I think it'd be a good choice, but you know, who knows, Mike Pence thing was shocking that pick. I was just like, Jesus, bro. Yeah. The most vanilla American ever. Yeah. You can pray the gay away. He was correct about that. He was correct. I don't know. I've been trying. How's it happened yet? No, he's the second dick. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Who do you want to give drinking bro the week to? I have a few actually, but I'll make it really quick. Ross and Kayla in the back. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two of the best friends I've ever had in my entire life. Yeah. Ross and Kayla, we used to be a Thrupple, but we're not a Thrupple no more. Or I don't know. Wait, hang on. I'm sorry, Ross and Kayla, can you stand up back there? Were you guys all boning each other? No, no, we went to a club one time where we went to a club one time where they told us there was like a men's price and then a ladies price. But if you got in as a, it was a swingers club, but they were like, if you go in as a single, you got to pay a certain price. Okay. But if you come in as a Thrupple, fucking entry fee waived, really. So we were like, hey, let's just say we're a Thrupple and get in for free. And that we did. So in this swingers club, are you guys banging in front of each other? No, but people were definitely banging in there. 100%. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it was great. And then after midnight, here's what happens. So we got in there around maybe 10 p.m. Uh huh. At midnight, all the girls go into the back. They change in the lingerie. Come back out. No shit. Yeah. Did Kayla, did your little buddy dress up in lingerie? I don't think she was prepared for it because I don't remember Kayla dressing in lingerie. I could be wrong, but I don't remember that. Did you have sex with any of the women in there? No, but I almost did. I almost did. Well, that doesn't really count. Does it? No. It's a fucking horseshoe. Just a tip. Yeah. But you did put the tip of your penis inside of another human. It was a black woman. Yeah. Really? Yeah. What happened? I tried to do my best for reparations. Absolutely. And what happened? Uh, after that, yeah, her boyfriend came in and uh, he was not cool with it. I mean, he was cool with it, but then I felt awkward because it was like the first time I was doing something like that. So I was like, I kind of feel weird. So I'm just gonna- Is he a black dude? Yeah. Does he get to enter you then? No, he didn't. Well, I mean- What's the rules there? I felt like that was probably on the table. Yeah. But I walked out. Okay, gosh. Yeah. Cock in hand. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Does it immediately go soft when another dude walks in like that? You know, not really. You think it would, but I was so excited. Fighter flight. Walk back out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers man. Right in the hand. Raging on boner. Dude walking out. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. That's a great story. Dude, I've been trying to come here for the longest time. I've been listening to you guys since uh, probably 2016? No shit. You guys are still in the garage, dude. Well, you were skyping in from fucking North Carolina I think. Yeah. Yeah. So do you remember uh, you fucking interviewed that chick on the phone? Which one? Oh, dude. It was so long ago. It was a title. It was like a McRib. Or something. McRib is back. Oh, the McRib girl. Yeah. Before episode 100. I think it was. And then you interviewed here and then the guys in the fucking garage like you played the interview back for them. Yes. Yeah. Dude, I remember that. Dude, that was probably one of my favorite episodes. Mine. Cause the whole time I'm listening to that, I'm just like this bitch. Like how the fuck? It's hilarious. So uh, thinking back to that, I know exactly what happened with that chick. Dude, I didn't think you would remember cause it was so long ago. Well, it's weird man. I think we total, I want to say we're around 1500, 1600 episodes on this show. I don't really check the numbers every day. So it's just whatever it is cause we're going, no desire to stop. So like I don't ever check the numbers. This is like very cool. It's just another show. Who cares? Um, but with that one, I had a pretty decent Facebook page, like a fan page at that time. Yeah. Awesome. I'm one of the followers. Well, you used to be. It got deleted. Yeah, I usually don't get on Facebook. No, I know. A lot of people don't. But back then, what happened was I saw this weird thing. There was a city council meeting with this, uh, this girl who was asking the council to bring back. And that was the one that you interviewed, right? Well, so I posted, I, I clipped up like the, like a, a good part of it. It was like two minutes. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It ends up going viral. It got 15 million views. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life off my Facebook feed. And then McDonald's reached out to us and to her and said, Hey, can we get her to the grand opening of this thing? And it would be awesome to have the, the McRib girl, Bob type in McRib girl. It should pop up. Dude, I think it was like between 60 and 70, probably episode 60 and 70, I think you got your still early on. I don't remember the episode. Yeah. Yeah. It was 400. I know that for sure. Yeah. Okay. But just click on images and see if it pops up. I think she was an Asian chick. Dude, it was the funniest shit I've ever heard because I remember you interviewed her and then you played that call back for the guys back in the garage back in El Paso. That's her with the pinky. That was her right there. Oh my God. Holy shit. So it was a total accident. I just chopped up this weird clip that I found on YouTube, put it on my personal Facebook fan page and I was like, somebody give this girl McRib and it went viral and then she got McDonald's. Did she get sponsored by them? Yes. She got a free year of something from McDonald's and appearance fee for going and opening up a brand new McDonald's where she played. She actually played like a. What did she play? Is she a harmonic? Yeah. She played harmonica and I think guitar maybe and yeah, it's just such a weird fucking story of how any strange clip can go viral and that's it. Yeah. Happened to my wife. Happened with Jessie as well when she did that wine video with. Oh, the fucking. It was like a couple of years ago, right? Yeah. She did in the park out here. It was. I think we're in Wilmington. Yeah. I thought it was out here. I thought you guys did it out here. No, it looks the same. Yeah. We did it behind the studio. Same thing. But a dude founded on TikTok, put it on his own personal Facebook page and it got 28 million views. Yeah. So everybody was calling her wine girl out in public for like six or eight months. At the HEB just trying to pick up some. So fucking funny, but that's how this shit works. Goddamn, I haven't thought about that episode of this girl in years. So that was the first one. So like I started listening to you guys by probably 2016, right? But the first like new episode I heard was, was fucking that one. That's hilarious. And it was fucking hilarious, dude. God damn it. I was just like, holy fuck dude. And I think the episode, I think the titled episode was the Mick Rib is back. And then yeah, and then that, that was the one when you guys were still like at the beginning of the episode, they're like, Hey, what's everybody drinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Jared got a, cause a Wilmington brewery, what was a. I love Wilmington. Not sneaky goose, but there was one sneaky goose. So Jared was like, Oh yeah, sneaky goose. That's what my fucking girlfriend in high school used to call me or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. That's still. So every time I go back to Wilmington, North Carolina, I get the sneaky goose Wilmington brewing. I love it. It's like 8.6% or something crazy. That's the, that's my first stop when I go back to Wilmington is over there. Yeah. So that was the first one I fucking, I mean, I started, I went back because it was still kind of easy to go back back in the, when I started listening. 2016, cause you guys were before episode 100. So yeah, I didn't have to scroll that much. But then, uh, yeah, the first one I heard live or not live, but like new was the fucking McRib is back. And it was that chick that you interviewed and then played it back for, uh, for everybody else. Damn dude. That's wild. Dude. That's crazy. Amazing. I wonder how many actual episodes. Oh dude. It was that, that shit was like episode 65 maybe. It's on, let's see. It's on iTunes. Let's see what they got for us here. It was a while ago. So they, they said, according to iTunes, we have one thousand, seven thousand. One hundred and fifty eight episodes of drinking, just drinking bros, just drinking bros alone. Cause we were doing Saturday show. Oh yeah. We've done a ton of crazy fucking shit over there. Yeah. Well, like, I mean, I kind of got lucky. Sports was on that feed for a while. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. Uh, well shit, dude. Thanks for being here. You are a true fucking home. Oh dude. I've been bringing a McRib girl. Dude. McRib girl. That was my, and I mean, that wasn't my favorite episode. If I'm being honest, hodge twins was probably my favorite. I love the hodge twins. Love those guys. Yeah. But since probably late 2015, early 2016. That's awesome. Cheers, man. You appreciate it. Uh, who else is back there? Anybody else want to pop on up? Who's that girl? We've never, we don't really have girls on the show. Which one? Kayla. Kayla. I see one of the left. I can't see behind this other monitor over here. In the meantime, the guy that raised his hand, you can come on up. Yeah. And if you're out there and, uh, yeah, I want to come in to Austin, Texas, studios open. If you guys built this place, you should be able to come and enjoy it. Drink some hard AF Seltzer's here, give fucked up all day, and, uh, and watch a bunch of shows here. And then we recorded maybe three shows here today. What's your name? Dakota. Hey, what's up Dakota? Yeah. Dakota Diaz. You gonna blast this fool or what, Holmes? Yeah. Right on. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. You don't have headphones. He was playing Mexican music. Oh. Yeah, that's nice. You don't need to wear them. You're good. Uh, where are you from? Uh, Mansfield, Texas. There you go. There you go. You were the Frisco of that. Yeah. With the H.B. Met y'all for the first time. You and Dan. Huh? Who's drinking in the fucking store or eating shit right out of the... Yes. Give it away. See that? Was it you that I gave the Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits to? No. It was the other guy. How cool. Look at that first five guys. That's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. That's hilarious. Uh, welcome to the show. Who'd you like to give during your brother's week to? Um, it's more of like a category I'd say, uh, you know, Father's Day coming up. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. No, no, no. Category. Come on. Man, black people. Juneteenth is your mom. I'm kidding. God. God. But, uh, just like, you know, dads. Okay. You know, uh, in my, in obviously my two kids, Easton and Walker, um, you know, especially like mental, uh, health month and men's health month and everything, you know, that's a PTSD awareness month. Yeah. PTSD awareness month. Those are the two override of what we're going through now. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give my dad a, uh, a shout out as well. Uh, Jerry Lowry, uh, out there happy Father's Day, I'll be near you. I'll be in Columbus, Georgia somewhere. It's over. We're, uh, going to float the river. I mean, I'm not, my kids are, uh, at home, but, um, when I come back for Father's Day, I pick them up, but we're going to go float the river and, uh, come all new, uh, come all river, New Bronzewal. Everybody loves it, man. Yeah. Everybody. Every year. I see the pictures on social media and I'm like, God damn, there's a lot of motherfuckers out there. Yeah. It's crazy. It gets wild. Yeah. You can't have cans, but we'll have cans. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Well, sure. You can get one of those. Uh, these are bomb dude, by the way. Yeah. These, uh, these tumblers that are foreign one. God damn it conceals it. I'm taking one on a plane here. Yeah. Uh, who's the, the lady back there? Is she allowed to come up or is she saying no back then? Is that Kayla? I'm looking right at you. Kayla. Is that you? Oh, she's sitting down there. Who's the, who's the blonde one? We do have to prove to the audience at some point that women listen to this show. You know, and I'm saying so, or she's like, bro, I can't get fired. I can't get fucking fired. There we go. Kayla. Kayla. Kayla. Come on up Kayla. Come on up care. She come. Play the music. Play the song for her. Oh, yeah. God, that's nice. What up, Kayla? What's up? Look at you. We do have female listeners. Holy shit. Um, put that about an inch from your face. I'm sure you heard that at the swingers club. Oh shit. What? He told, he's out of jail, he said you were the one who went, it's not my fucking fault. It was out of curiosity. How was it? Honestly, it wasn't that bad. It was kind of like just going to a nightclub, like a very secret underground nightclub. Do you get nude? Did you put on lingerie? What happened? No, I didn't. But there were people that did. Okay. And then how was that experience? I mean, it was cool. It was just like being at like a pool, you know, or like going to Hawaii or just a beach that people barely wear anything. Yeah. Now did you see your best friend with his, uh, the tip of his penis inside that black woman? No. Oh, you didn't see that part. Definitely not. Okay. I didn't know how that works in your friendship because he said a "thruple" earlier or something. No, yeah. We're all, we're pretty close, but we're not like "thruple" close. Yeah. Yeah. It's all just a... No, I'm just saying like leave, leave the door open for your body, you know, um, leave it open for him. You don't want to shut that door on his face. Yeah. Okay. Uh, who'd you like to give a drink a brother a week to? Uh, to be quite honest, I'm going to say my kids. Okay, great. I mean, I know like this isn't a kids show, but my husband was up here last time Ross 2.0. Yeah. And he, and he didn't shout out to me or the kids last time. He did his friend, that was what they, and my kids and I were watching y'all live, and we got really like, we got really upset, so. Bombs. Yeah, I'm going to say my, my boys. And he didn't say you guys? No. We did it. We were watching it. We were like, we were, we're just like, what? Are you serious? Yeah, dude. Yeah. I mean, that's Tara. Is he here? He is. Ross, you're a piece of shit, dude. That's crazy. You didn't shout out your wife and kids on the show, on the program last time. Nah, you forgot your cue card. Yeah. Shit. Except three boys. And they're like, they don't watch the show. Smart. I don't let my, I don't let my kids watch it. Yeah, we don't. We're watching humans. Yeah. There's a lot of things that I'm just like, eh, no, but when he was on the show, I was like, hey, dad's on the show. He's, you know, you know, watching like his favorite podcast, you know, whatever. And they just thought it was so cool. So I let him watch the little like clip with him on there. And they're like, but wait, dad didn't shout out to us. Like I know disrespect. Yeah. That sucks. Ross, you're a piece of shit, bro. You're a real piece of shit, Ombre. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry to out you here. I'm not. You're not. No, not at all. Are you even going to celebrate Father's Day at your house? Probably not. I wouldn't either. It's not going to happen. I'd be like, ah, it slipped my mind. Honestly, I forgot it this weekend, you know. Yeah. Fuck it. Book of Spa Day. Hell no. Mother's Day. Yeah. 2.0. 2.0. It's another mother's shit. Exactly. Mother's Day squared because he doesn't deserve it. For Christ's sake. He took her to a Swingers Club. You can't even shout out her and the kids on the God damn show. Ross, you're better than this, man, especially with a name like Ross. You would expect greatness. You would expect like very high expectations. Ah. Learn a valuable lesson today, Ross. And I hope you guys did too at home. Homegirl can't come up, I don't think, right? The last one. The blonde one up there at the bar. Man, she's like, I can't come up. I understand it. Don't risk your job. Okay. Over some stupid shit like that. Think of it like that guy in Russia. Why was he there? Why was he locked up because he was in fucking Russia on his own? Don't come up here and risk your job. I get it, dude. Or else you'll be behind the plexiglass, you know, and your third grade class is going to be looking at you. I'm like, oh, yeah, they were talking about trans mass shooters on that fucking show. Hell, I bet they don't even believe the election was real in 2020. We don't. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. Hey. What? Uh, FBC, just let me know that the pistol brace band has been vacated so you can go fuck yourself, ATF. Oh, look at that. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. And if you're in Columbus, Georgia tomorrow, meet us at hula hands restaurant free booze and free tickets to the game. We're all going together and getting fucked up. We're dancing at Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bros. Thank yous. Good night, everyone. [MUSIC] [BLANK_AUDIO] [BLANK_AUDIO] [BLANK_AUDIO]
