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Jesse previews the Biden press conference and believes it will be his last
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Joe Biden has a press conference coming up in 25 minutes from now is when it's scheduled, but being as how he's president and he's Joe Biden, I'm sure it'll be about 45 minutes from now. But he has a press conference. They are, well, they're calling it a big boy press conference, a big boy press conference, a big boy press conference, a big boy press conference, a press conference, I guess a big boy press conference is what we're calling it, the press conference, the big boy press conference. Y'all are planning to have gifts. I think it's adorable that the president of the United States of America now is constantly talked about as if he's a three year old who just went boopy in his diaper. But either way, he's going to have a big boy press conference and we're going to carry it live, live and uninterrupted. Maybe you just bashed your head off the steering wheel. Maybe you're cheering, but the plan is to carry it live. There won't be commercials. I won't be cutting in. I may snicker from time to time. I'll try the best I can not to do that, but I can't help it. It makes me laugh. And after the after he's back from that, we'll talk about it, analyze it. So just know you don't have to change the channel. Keep it right here. Biden's press conference will be played on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. That's going to be the second most boring radio we've ever done, Chris. Right next to remember that segment we did where we play free bird in its entirety for nine minutes just because we thought it was funny. You're right. It was epic, Chris. That's a good point. It wasn't boring. It was epic. What else do we have on tap for tonight? Okay. There was, there was a picture that was revealed online. It was a leak, if you will. It was from a briefing in the army at Fort Bragg. No, I don't say Fort Liberty. I don't care how many times you change the name and destroy our history. It's Fort friggin Bragg. And it was about pro lifers being terrorists. We will get to that probably next hour. We'll talk about that extensively. We'll talk some inflation talk, probably even do some phone calls later on on the show. Don't call. And some emails, other things will have a great time tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. And before I forget, I feel like that was a really long intro. I feel like the intro took half the same. Anyway, I have one more thing to add tomorrow is asked Dr. Jesse Friday. So get your questions emailed in right now. All three hours dedicated to you and your questions, whatever you email in to Jesse@jessiekellyshow.com. Ask me anything now. I am the one who made the call about carrying the live press conference. I texted Jewish producer Chris and producer Michael. This morning, first thing I said, we'll be carrying this press conference live. I need to explain myself because, you know, that's not normally something I do. I don't like this boring scripted garbage. I Biden's boring. Anyway, I don't, but here's what I believe. Not what I know. Just what I believe. I believe this will be his last one. That's why I'm, that's why I'm playing it. You're not going to see another big boy press conference at a Joe Biden Joe Biden's presidency is almost over. The system is shoving him out quickly. I am good friends. Well, I don't want to get into who it is. It doesn't matter, but I have many friends who are Biden's going to leave and I have many friends who are by will never leave. They're not going to let him. But my most hardcore Biden's never going to leave friend texted me 30 seconds before the show came on and said, Jesse, for the first time I'm starting to get nervous. Look, he just had a big NATO thing. It's really going on right now. He's doing this big thing with NATO and he just introduced Zelensky as President Putin. And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin, say, and look, here's the thing. At some point in time, no matter what you do, at some point in time, he's going to have to get up and do something he can't do. Look, there's a headline here from Breitbart, Joe Biden agrees to interview with Lester Holt after NBC ran a segment saying he definitely as Parkinson's, NBC ran a segment. We played some of that doctor for you that said, this dude's got Parkinson's. This dude, he has it. And Joe Biden is agreed to sit down with Lester Holt. Well, he already sat down with George Stephanopoulos. He already did the debate. There's not another sit down. There's not another press conference. There's nothing you can do to cover up for the fact that the president of the United States of America is a cadaver at this point in time. It can't be covered up. At some point, he has to get up there and perform like a grown adult. Speak clearly, answer questions. This kind of crap ain't going to work and proud to announce new security systems package for Ukraine. This will be the eighth package I've authorized. You should see him doing this little sound, but I should note before I play it further. He's not even bothering to look up anymore. He has note cards in his hands and he just stares down at the note cards, flipping through them as he tries to get through this as best he can. He's devolved to the point. He's not even pretending. Any sense we've signed and that's pretty Bill, the secretary of defense, we can talk about what the details of all that are I signed yesterday or last night, I guess. And we're working with our NATO allies and we're sure Ukraine is flying F-16s this summer and we show the world we stand with Ukraine. At some point in time, you got to do it and he just, he can't do it. The allies in this room not only share a common language, don't share a common language. We do not share a common border, but we are neighbors. We're neighbors. We can't do it and the reason I know it's well, I shouldn't say no, I shouldn't say that. The reason I'm more cocky now that my two year plus prediction is going to be correct is now you see the real true power behind the system. The real heavy hitters, they're shoving him out and they're not even really hiding it. So you know, George Clooney, the actor George Clooney comes out with an op ed in the New York Times saying, I was just at a fundraiser. He's got to go. Well, here's a little tidbit for you courtesy of the New York Post, Barack Obama knew about that New York Times article and allowed it to happen. Barack Obama, the real power behind Joe Biden and his presidency wants him gone. What's going on behind the scenes is, is the Biden campaign and many Democratic officials do believe that Barack Obama is, is quietly working behind the scenes to orchestrate this. And now the damaging leaks, the things that none of these things will surprise you. You've known about Joe Biden's condition since before he became president, none of these things will surprise you, but now the real, real juicy damaging leaks. They're starting to squirt out there as staffers scramble around for a new position, things like this. According to two sources, before cabinet meetings that the president attends, cabinet officials will submit their questions and talking points, key talking points and bullet points that they plan to present to the president in these closed door meetings. This is how one source described that they said the entire display is kind of an act. They would come and say, Hey, the president is going to call on you about 25 minutes in and ask this question. What are the bullet points that you'll respond with? Now, the White House's defense has been that that is standard practice for any administration. They said, in a setting like this, you never want the president to be not. It's not standard practice. It's not standard practice at all. We're going to talk about that particular, that thing, the whole cabinet members, submitting questions, talking points, give you a little bit of background on that. We'll talk about that in just a moment before we do that. I want to talk to you about something a lot more important than the presidency of the United States of America. I want to talk about your dog and the fact that he's really fluffy and you love him and you should be giving him rough greens so your dog doesn't die. I take that back, your dog's still going to die. That sucks. I'm going to be sad when Fred dies, but rough greens will give your dog a longer life. And more importantly, a healthier life. I have this cousin, his freaking dog goes to the vet. It seems like it's once a week. It's just breaking him financially. Your dog doesn't get nutrition from dog food. Poor rough greens on your dog's food. 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And guests would try to ask me, what are you going to ask me beforehand? Could I have a list of the questions Jesse's going to ask me? And I would always gladly refuse. I will not give them out. If you require that, go beyond someone else's show. You sit down. I'm going to ask you questions that that really speaks to how scripted everything the Biden administration has done, which brings us right back to the media. The real bad guy in all this, you know, we talk all the time about the system, you know, I talk about the system, how all the different cultural pillars work together now when they should be keeping each other in check. The reason we have a president who has dementia and can't complete sentences for more than four hours a day, if he's lucky. And also reading them at the time is because we don't have a media. We have a bunch of apparatix who view their job as saving America from Republicans. I'm looking at this headline from today. This is from the Atlantic. Or no, no, no, that's not from today. I misspoke. It's from July 3rd. It's from last week. John Hendrickson. The headline is this. You'll love this. What Biden stutter doesn't explain. Okay. So John Hendrickson has an article saying what Biden stutter doesn't explain, except I'm looking at a John Hendrickson article from 2020. Four years ago, here's the headline. Joe Biden can't bring himself to say his verbal stumbles have were have voters worried about his mental fitness. Maybe they'd be more understanding if they knew he was still fighting a stutter. You see, back when it was time for the American media to vet Joe Biden to ensure that we didn't end up with a president who has dementia in the White House back then they were too busy saving democracy from Donald Trump. And so they were writing complete apparatix articles blaming Joe Biden's mental. Well, I don't want to, what do you want to call it? I called it an illness. It's not that mental incapability, I guess, blaming it on a freaking stutter. And then four years later, the same article or the same author from the same publication, the Atlantic, which is a garbage publication. Anyway, it comes out what Biden stutter doesn't explain. Well, let me tell you something, John Hendrickson, every single person who listened to the Jesse Kelly show or did any amount of research whatsoever. New Joe Biden wasn't okay back when he was running the first time. It was obvious to everyone who wasn't a dirty communist like the people who write for the Atlantic. The freaking guy got caught using flashcards for a sit down interview. You remember that? I can't play it for you because it wouldn't play well on the radio, but they didn't take into account the reflection and Joe Biden was sitting there doing a interview and I did the whole air fingers quote thing, an interview and only you could see in the reflection, they had freaking staffers standing behind the camera with flashcards, telling him what to say. That's not yesterday. That's not last week. It's not right before the debate. All this was known while he was running. But again, it's all on how these people view themselves. They didn't miss it. It was deliberately ignored at best. And at worst, it was covered up by the American media. The reason we are in this situation is 100% the fault of the American media because if you live in a country with a decent media, whether he's a Republican or Democrat, you never end up with a president like this because the media would view itself as being actual defenders of the country in the people. They would dig into it, expose it, and stop it before it starts. So when we go to this live press conference, which hasn't started yet, we're not going quite yet. But when we go to this live press conference, don't give an ounce of credit to any of these dirtball reporters who are about to ask the questions because outside of Peter Ducey, none of them have asked a decent one in four years. Remember that. Also remember to save a baby tonight. It seems like a good night to save a baby, doesn't it? You know, you have the power to do that. An ultrasound saves a baby's life. When young women are seeking out abortions, they're pregnant, they're scared, they're getting ready to have an abortion, preborn finds them and says, hey, how about a free ultrasound? And do I need to remind you, it's not just that. Once she hears the heartbeat, she'll choose life she does almost every time. But then preborn stays to help. If she needs it, then it'll just toss her to the wolves. 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But while we're waiting for old Joe to come on up to the podium and start speaking, we might as well knock out a couple emails. I do want to get to this army slide calling pro lifers terrorists. There's a disturbing trend going on that's not going to surprise you. We'll talk about that a little bit. Jesse. Oh, the RNC. Remember, I have to go. I get to go to the Republican convention next week. I don't worry. I'll be here every day. I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here every day. I think Friday of next week. I can't. I have to travel. I won't be there. But other than that, it'll be uninterrupted. And the setup they have over there for us that I heart set up, they have is sick. It's really, really cool. It's going to make me look even better than I normally look, which I know is amazing. What Chris? I don't. I don't know if fans are allowed in. I hope, but I don't know. So don't just don't if you're in, if you're in Milwaukee or in the area, please don't just show up because the security for these freaking things. This is my second convention I've gone to. And you have to to get a press pass. I'm a very important person with the press pass. What Chris, I am to get a press pass. You have to submit all kinds of information to the secret service to get clearance for this and clearance for that. But I'm not saying you can't show up or can't buy a ticket for it. I'm saying, I don't know. Don't show up at the door and said, Jesse, couldn't said I could be here because I don't know what the deal is going to be. I don't know if we're going to be able to do a Red Lobster meetup. I'm still working on that. I can already taste the Cheddar Bay biscuits, but Red Lobster has had some some bankruptcy problems. So maybe we won't end up going to there going there after all. Maybe they're all out of business. Dear Jesse, you're heading to the land of beer, cheese and bratwurst next week. As a sandwich connoisseur, you need to have at least one double brought during your stay. What's better than a single bratwurst? Well, two, of course, and not one of those garbage mushy hot dogs, but a wonderful hard roll. I actually do like a good brat on a hard roll. Chris, a hard roll where it's kind of harder, chewier on the outside than a, than a hot dog bun is. Can you, you people can even eat bratwurst? Isn't it pork or is bratwurst beef? Chris, you just stay out of this. Chris, we're talking about sausages. Musty pickles, so on and so forth. Also, the bars are open till 4 a.m. during the convention. Too bad your bald head will be on a pillow at that time after watching some documentary in your motel room. You guys get me. I'm not going out to any bars. And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't be at 1 till 4 freaking a.m. Who stays up till 4 a.m. I know who does it. And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. And did you hear? Did you hear how they're preparing him for all the press conference tonight? And look, when you have to have conversations like this, I think it's fair to say it's every president has probably had a bad press conference. That is not an option for Joe Biden tonight. So it's either kind of guy who will sit with his staff and they will give him advice. Don't use numbers. You've been tripping up on numbers. Keep your answers short. Keep to whatever it is. What do you imagine? The president of the United States of America is not a two year old. You're trying to get to make boopies in the toilet. He's got to be able to complete sentences. He has to be able to know what's going on. He has to know things. He has to know numbers. And it's not exactly something breaking, breaking news of some kind that people stay in government too long. You remember Arlen Specter? If you're a hardcore political person, you will. He was a senator from the state of Pennsylvania for the longest time. The stories I used to hear about Arlen Specter towards the end. He practically had to be carried on and off of the Senate floor. He had no idea what was going on at any point in time. It was a complete disaster. This is what these people do. And I will say this again. I don't get it. And I don't get it from from Joe Biden's perspective, from Arlen Specter's perspective, from any of them. Who said California Senator who just fritzed out and practically died on the Senate floor. Barbara Feinstein, Barbara Feinstein. That's right with the Chinese spy. I don't understand it. And to be clear, I understand the love of power. I understand the love of feeling important. You have all these staffers, just Senator, yes, Mr. President, you're in Washington, DC, that already it feels important. Remember, I lived there for a year. I friggin hated it. But it does feel important. You look around and you feel like, wow, I am in the halls of power. I'm right next to power. So it feels big. It feels important. I understand loving all that. What I do not understand is when you are at the age where you know you're close to death, whatever that define close, who knows, you're a year, a month, shoot five years, whatever it is. Why don't you go retire and do something fun and nice? And I probably got my answer. I was talking to one of these media people about about a journalist you would know if I brought up his name. I'm not going to bring up his name. Just know that you would know him. And this media guy used to work for him. And the guy, the journalist, he can't hear anymore. His hearing is gone. You don't happens as you get older. Mine isn't even what it was before. But his hearing is going. So his staff has to turn his earpiece way up. He doesn't understand any part of technology. And he gets frustrated and starts screaming at staffers all the time. This is very well known in the industry. And no, don't email me and ask who it is because I'm not going to tell you. I can't do that. It was told I was told to be a privilege. So it stays in privilege. Anyway, I asked this guy. I said, why is he still doing this? He doesn't need the money. He made millions and millions of dollars. Why is he? Why? Why? Why aren't you on a yacht in the Mediterranean or in the mountains of Tennessee or whatever you happen to love? Why aren't you spending your final years just doing something you love? And he looked me right in the eye and he said, it's all he knows. It's all he knows. And that I think is a big part of why they're having such a hard time getting the Bidens out. As we talked about before, what is this family if Joe Biden is not there providing money for them in a roundabout way? If Joe Biden isn't there providing the political connections that allow Hunter, Joe's brother, Jill, all the rest of them. If Joe Biden isn't there providing them with the way to earn a living, then what is he? And you know what this feels like to me? Have you ever you ever you know much about Muhammad Ali? Everyone knows who he is. But towards the end. Muhammad Ali was fighting and fights. He had no business fighting him. He was old. His mind was already gone. And he's in there with professional fighters. He can't he wasn't wasn't fast anymore. He'd lost all of his speed. So he couldn't avoid the big hits. And he was just taking big hit after big hit after big hit to the point it was sad. It was awful. It was ugly. And it was all the people around him who'd ridden the Muhammad Ali gravy train for so long who kept pushing him in. And pretty much just destroyed what was left of his mind. It's very friggin sad, isn't it? Well, that's what's happening to Joe. I'm not as sad for jokes. He's been a piece of crap his whole life. But still it's sad to watch. All right, we are. Like I said, I told you he'd be late. Presidents are always late. And Joe Biden is just late for everything. He's late for life at this point in time. So we're going to take a break. Like I said, we will carry it live when he shows up at the podium. Hang on. Missed out. It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Thursday. Remember, if you missed any part of the show, you can download the whole thing. I hard spotify iTunes. Okay, so here's the latest and greatest. This is the drama in the intrigue. It just never, it never gets any better. The press conference has not started yet. It was supposed to start 20 minutes ago. Joe Biden's big boy press conference. They've now officially announced that it is delayed. They're saying it's going to start in about 10 minutes. About seven o'clock Eastern time is when they say it's going to start. Well, Joe Biden, let's just talk about it. Joe Biden, because he has dementia, we believe Joe Biden doesn't do well the later in the day it is. I'm sure that NATO thing finished. And he was probably completely shot. Just just just had nothing left in the tank. And so right now they're trying to get as much chicken noodle soup and dappioca pudding in him as humanly possible. And of course, they're drugging him out of his mind on amphetamines. You watch when he shows up at this press conference, his eyes might just pop right out of his skull like they did at the state of a union address. But I'm sure they're trying to well, they're playing, they're playing a very dangerous game right now. Joe needs to rest before his quote big boy press conference. At the same time, the clock is ticking. Joe Biden is going to start his press conference at the exact time they just got done telling us when he fritzes out for the day. Remember, they've been saying about this time, Joe Biden doesn't really take calls. He doesn't take meetings because he can't. I'm not predicting fireworks during this press conference, but I am going to say this, the dirty communists in the American media who've been covering for him. They now want him gone. And this press conference is going to be, I would say, I think it's going to be unlike anything Joe Biden has experienced in the entire political career he's had. Because the system now wants him gone. The reporters in the room are no longer interested in covering for him. We have to stop Trump. Now they're trying to get him to drop out of the race. It's public now. It's obvious. So we are taking a shot fighter and putting him up against the A team. Remember this, communists, they aren't Republicans. They played a win. The GOP plays to lose the GOP lost again today. Let's just talk about this real quick. Anna Paulina Luna, Ben is she'd been really, really impressive as a very young Congresswoman. She has been super impressive, smart, guts. It's just been really awesome. And she's been trying to hold Merritt Garland to account for the fact that he's in contempt of Congress. And so she comes up with this bill that says she's going to find Merritt Garland $10,000 a day, 10 grand a day for being in contempt of Congress. Now that's a no brainer. Merritt Garland should be in federal prison for the things he's done with his job as attorney general. He remember he sent one of his lackeys to work for Alvin Bragg to try to throw Trump in prison. Merritt Garland, he's the one who directed the FBI to go after school board parents calling them domestic terrorists. This all came from Merritt Garland. Merritt Garland's the worst, the worst Merritt Garland with what he's done with his office is as evil or more evil than what Joe Biden has done with his to take the position of attorney general and do with it what Merritt Garland has done is criminal criminal. And there was a very simple bill today. Hey, $10,000 fine, $10,000 a day fine to Merritt Garland. Four Republicans voted against it. That would be Tom McClintock, John Duarte, David Joyce, and Mike Turner, Amanda's Ohio. I was born in Ohio and I adore Ohio, but gosh, do they put out some turd politicians from their loser, governor, DeWine to these congressmen. Come on, Ohio. Anyway, those four flat out voted against it, but that's not the best part. The best part for me, the reason it failed, 12 Republicans didn't even bother to show up. It failed because 12 Republicans couldn't be bothered to show up. And of course, the answer to why they didn't show up, it's probably more complicated than that. And when I say more complicated, remember, a lot of these people are blackmailed. Do remember that. We now have congressmen who have been brave enough in recent years to come out and talk about the DC blackmail that goes on all the time. This is not something you just see on Netflix or in the movies or you read a book about political entry. Washington DC blackmail is how things are done. These congressmen go on these trips all the time. They call them junkets where you'll throw 20 congressmen on a fancy plane and you'll fly them over to France for a conference on oil or something stupid like that. And then you find yourself as a congressman on the American taxpayer's dime sucking down $200 a glass bourbon in the hotel bar. And some dime comes strolling up to you in a pretty looking dress. She's rubbing your arm, telling you how handsome you are. You do something really, really stupid. And then when it comes time to vote to bounce Merrick Garland or just find Merrick Garland, you get a knock at the door. Hey, we don't want you voting against Merrick Garland. And we have this little video of that time of you were in France. You remember that time you were in France? Guess you didn't know that there was a video set up in your hotel room. Anyway, you're not going to show up for that vote today. And that's how you end up with 12 congressmen who mysteriously all had car trouble. Or I guess maybe they had diarrhea or something. Who knows what the excuse was. But remember that goes on a lot, a lot more than you or I really want to think about. I'll tell you that much because if our country's hijacked in that way, the future looks a little darker, doesn't it? All right, so we're getting ready to go to break. It's scheduled to start in four or five minutes. Chris is raising his hands. I'm raising my hands. Hopefully by the time we get back, it will be rolling. But I don't know. If not, we're just going to march on, all right? This has been a podcast from WOR. An official message from Medicare. A new law is helping me save more money on prescription drug costs. You may be able to save too. With Medicare's extra help program, my premium is zero and my out-of-pocket costs are low. Who should apply? Single people making less than $23,000 a year or a married couple who make less than $31,000 a year. Even if you don't think you qualify, it pays to find out. Go to ssa.gov/extrahelp paid for by the US Department of Health and Human Services.