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The reason why people don't like being given solutions and why Ilhan Omar perfectly represents America
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This is a podcast from W O R Final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday, I probably should get everyone to give everyone a heads up Obviously won't be here independent stay so Thursday Friday I'm gonna be gone, but we'll be here tomorrow and the next day and the next day and then it's independent stay weekend And then I'll be back for Monday So we'll get to Ilhan Omar in a moment because I saw she had this big rally with a bunch of Somalis and Minneapolis and people were mad about it She doesn't represent America and I've got kind of a different take on that than then you maybe you expect I don't know But I'm gonna get to a couple more emails first because I've been lax the subject of this one says talk about solutions Let's just gloss over your producer and controlling factors just talk about solutions talk about ways to rise above All you do is bang on about the whoa and help us this you are the epitome of a weak man made by good times You sit in an ivory tower and run your mouth You grew up re eating a lot of sand didn't you? I don't even know what that last line means so The reason I wanted to bring this up is You're gonna encounter people like this in your life I know that you know We talk about solutions all the time What can you do not even what they need to do? What can you do? Specific action items in fact wrote an entire book on it with an action item section This is the problem. This is the history behind it. This is the solution This is the problem. This is the history behind it. This is the solution But I want to explain people like this Because you're going to run into people like this in your life Ah, you never talk about solutions. I'm sure you were confused. What's he talking about? Jesse talks about solutions all the time well Have you ever known uh, there were a bunch of different examples I could use Have you ever known or have you ever been? Someone who's out of shape maybe overweight Have you ever been there? Oh, I've been out of shape I've been there And maybe it's somebody and this happens lots of times this is upbringing but variety of reasons Maybe it's somebody who just loves to eat Loves food loves to eat and I'm that way. I believe I'd be morbidly obese if I was shorter I just I love to eat. I really have an unhealthy relationship with food. I admit that. I'm open about that. I do I I used to work with a lady like this. In fact, I'm thinking about her specifically She was an older lady. I want to say older, but she wasn't she was 50s. I think 50s and she was she was overweight And she was very very mean But that's not going to come into play for this story, but she's very mean And she was always eating just always eating no matter what 24 hours today was donut She was eating she was eating And then she started lamenting to her female co-workers. I was just I was close enough to hear I'd never would get involved in this conversation. I'm not jumping on that grenade So she would lament to her female co-workers about her weight. I'm overweight. I'm overweight. I'm overweight I'm overweight. I'm overweight And there was another lady who worked there Who said to her one day, I remember it like it was yesterday This this lady was complaining about her weight complaining about her weight complaining about her weight and this lady said you know Maybe you should we we worked on the fifth floor said maybe you should take the stairs up every day instead of the elevator take the stairs up every day And the reaction from the overweight lady Towards her Was outright hostility And I don't remember I don't want to put words in her mouth because I don't remember the exact words she used It was something along the lines is that easy for you to say that's ridiculous. That's so stupid. I don't even have to it was nasty Why Well for just like this guy who emailed in you never talk about solutions I talk about solutions all the time This guy just doesn't want them In fact, he doesn't want them Because the solutions involved him putting an effort Whenever I get an email like this, you don't talk about solutions. You only talk about problems I know i'm dealing with Lazy that's what i'm dealing with who this is now i've had these before who this is This is somebody he sees the problems too And he's mad about him too and he's super concerned and He wants me to fix it Jesse why don't you fix it Then get these politicians to fix it and you need to get this group to fix it and and these guys to fix it And then I come forward and I say no You have to fix it You have to become an activist You have to run for local office You have to make your voice heard you have to speak up more be bold be at the school board meeting Run for school board county board of supervisors. You have to do this. You have to do that You have to get involved in your local library. You have to get involved in your parks department What that guy here is is Oh Wait me No daddy jesse. I wanted you to do everything for me. I had no idea. I mean I want to save the country I just had no idea. It would involve any effort on my part Can't you do it radio host? No, I can't do it Either you get off your lazy butt and do something or there are no solutions You see I give you solutions all the time You i'm talking about this guy You just don't like them because they involve effort from you You see if I came on here and I said, I'm going to do this this this this and this and I will save america And you don't have to do a thing that guy would be sitting at home cheering. Yeah Exactly what I wanted a saved country without any effort from me. Whoo-hoo back to netflix But that's not how it works. We will all myself included dig in and put in effort that involves hours Hours away from the television hours involved hours away from doing things we love away from fishing away from golfing Maybe even away from family for an hour in the afternoon on a Saturday It will involve effort from you from me or it will not happen Period jesse I had a question about one of the shows I listened to a few months back Was it tim scot or biren donalds who folded during the blm riots? Oh, that was tim scot That was tim scot. All right. Let's move on. Let's talk about illhan omar illhan omar is you know who she is She's that horrible congresswoman for minneapolis illhan omar was born in samalia Her parents were not just samali her parents were communist Activists In samalia. Did you know that? illhan's illhan omar's parents were powerful marxists inside of samalia And they raised their despicable daughter to be a demon just like they are And she of course came here and she does that here well She was at a rally over the weekend in minneapolis And it's it's getting a lot of hubbub online because there's all kinds of video of it. You can go look at it There are no american flags There are no minnesota flags even There are however samali flags flying all over the place And the former prime minister of samalia Actually got up and spoke at it and here's a little bit of what he said Can you believe that? No, and i'm kidding. I know it wasn't. Oh, it was a gag. I know it was in a foreign language But here let me translate it for you as someone who speaks a little samalia I'm kidding. There were subtitles on the video. He said This isn't about minnesota This isn't about america This is about samales And I saw so many people maybe you've said this yourself They've screamed about this and they've said something to the effect of She needs to be out of congress. She doesn't represent america This woman doesn't represent america Could I argue this? She represents america perfectly Maybe not the america you want or the america i want but her family Was plucked out of a third world dump That is really similar to what I imagine hell is like that samalia And by america's own grace They were given this land to come to come stay in And they have turned this land Parts of it into their land And now openly campaign only on behalf of them And their people and not on behalf of american citizens now you can hate that and i do but I think that represents 2020 for america perfectly Our leaders have filled this country up with people from every dump on the planet Who only care about themselves their bottom line their next visa card their next whatever it might be And i may hate it. You may hate it I think illhan omar belongs in congress because i think she represents america at least her district She represents it quite well The problem is not illhan omar The problems are much deeper than that. That's a fact now You know what you know what we did on saturday We did some bed shopping My youngest He's already a six footer. He's he's really huge. Yeah. I know chris. He's enormous And he's outgrown this tiny little bed. We've had him in since he was a kid So we had to go get him a bed And that wasn't that wasn't cheap. That certainly was not cheap But all you can't believe what they're charging for mattresses these days. That's the bad news. The good news is He's going to be dripping with my pillow products. I didn't get upsold on you with our special sheets Hey, do you want our special pillows? Do you want our special this? 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We'll be back truth It is the jessie kelly show on a monday steve bannon Begin serving a four-month sentence today in federal prison for denying congressional subpoena A subpoena given by the sham january six committee peter navaros already been in jail For doing the same thing defying a subpoena by the sham january six committee So when we say things like that's not america That's not who we are be very careful saying that today because maybe that's not who we were But we live in a country now where political opponents get jailed by democrats democrats jail republicans Every chance they get either. It's the thousand january sixers or it's steve bannon or it's donald trump democrats are communists and communists believe in jailing and sometimes hurting their political opponents Our communists are not immune from this and all of them used defending democracy defending the country Sabotage subversion they all use the same justification the democrats the excuses democrats use today Are the same one stalin used yesterday? They're not new stalin would have told you the exact same thing almost verbatim Every democrat your liberal ampagi stalin would have used his exact same language Well, no, you have to understand these these people are actual they're not just political opponents They're saboteurs they're they're threats to our political system They're national security risks They're every excuse in the world to lock the people you don't like up in a cage And back to the illhan omar talk about how she represents america what it goes back to is what i say so often It is a people problem It is not a politician problem. The problem is not illhan omar If you're mad that illhan omar is there then who you should be mad at are all the politicians democrat and republican who grab tens of thousands of people routinely from cultures that are completely Opposed to everything we stand for in this country And they bring them over here en masse and they let them settle in the exact same area And now there's a muslim called a prayer in major u.s cities And you're mad that illhan omar is there you shouldn't be she represents her district Perfectly you should be mad at all the western leaders Not just american who have decided that these patriotic citizens are too troublesome and that maybe we should just Maybe we should just replace them I bet we can grab some people from turk menistan and samalia And we'll grab a few people from guatamala and all over the planet We'll just grab anyone from anywhere and bring them in we'll put them up in a fancy hotel Sign them up for social security hand them a $500 visa card And we'll eventually get these people or their children voting and it'll cancel out the vote Of those annoying pesky american citizens who believe in rights And freedom and all the other things that hold me back from power That's what they've done to this country and that brings me to this Another story like this. I'm not gonna get upset I'm just gonna say I'm gonna I'm gonna again remind everybody The democrats are all calling for joe biden to step down And they're calling for him to step down Only because he might lose an election Not a single democrat in the country calling for joe biden to step down Is calling for him to step down? Because of things like the guatamala man is in the country illegally Is apparently he's being charged with sexual battery on a 14 year old girl He's accused of sexually assaulting a girl at her home on february the 25th Investigators say that they have medical and dna evidence that links chan to the crimes authorities say that caught chan here illegally And deported him back on february the 9th Four days after that ledge crime took place which was on the 5th not the 25th But they say that chan came back into the country chans being held without bond and is also on hold for immigration officials joe biden and the communists who run this government opened up the border on purpose They took a secure border And they opened it up on purpose In many cases they are flying people from other nations into the country And the country is now so full of barbarians that american girls Are having their lives ripped apart Destroyed and in many cases ended by these barbarians and this was done on Purpose by joe biden and not one democrat in the country not one is calling for him to resign Because of that not one It's only because He might lose an election in the end Doesn't that reveal? absolutely Everything about these people Not one imagine this imagine Not being moved Not being moved at all By these american girls Who are just I mean There's 14 year old girl I bet a 14 year old girl is so sensitive anyway And so vulnerable Just now growing up you're awkward you're this you're that And you have to go through hell At the hands of some animal And it was done on purpose By the people who leave this country and not one democrat is upset about it Man We are in a rough place aren't we? All right. Let's do some more emails shall we before we do those Let's do something real quick and need you to sign a pledge for me I fcj They are Going to hand a pledge to net in yahoo at some point here The pledge simply says hey, we are we are praying for you We are with you the international federal federation of christians and jews We are here for you. We understand that you are being attacked daily It's Hezbollah in the north at samas in the south. It's It's really bad. You want to talk about young girls Think about all the things that happen to those young Israeli girls Now All we're doing here is signing a pledge. That's it. We're signing a pledge at support I fcj.org Support I fcj.org once they get to 5000 signatures They're going to turn that pledge in to net in yahoo It's going to be presented to them in person It's going to be a really cool thing and all what is is just a show of support Support I fcj.org go do it. All right All right, let's do some emails and that merit garland audio. Thank you The jessie kelly show I do hope you are planning to have an incredible Independence day do remember if you are tempted not to celebrate Maybe you're lamenting the current state of america and I certainly understand that There's plenty we can complain about america. It's not the government America is not the white house america is not joe biden. It's not nancy polosi It's not dome being unburd. I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been speaking of dome before I get to any more emails to these politicians these politicians I saw a video yesterday of michikens attorney general michikens attorney general And she was in the road with a big Elect me sign and it was set to music and it was the most cringe-worthy thing you've ever seen in your life And about five minutes later, so I was going over some things just had some things brewing for the show today About five minutes later. I saw this skit dome put on with some other woman. They're doing a fake phone conversation where they're talking back and forth and I've got to say There are few things that make me giggle more Than watching biden or dome Try to get the black vote for joe biden Because he's such a horrible liar And just a really generally detestable human being he just goes with these weird lies remember the corn pop story He goes to this black neighborhood and tells a story about being a lifeguard at the black pool And how he was getting ready to have a razor fight with it all chris Please play it. Please when this is joe biden you realize what he was doing here This was what joe biden considered in his mind to be black outreach corn pop was a bad dude And he ran a bunch of bad boys And I did he and back in those days to show how things have changed One of the things he had to use if you use pomade in your hair you had to wear a baby cap And so he was up on the board wouldn't list him. I said hey ester you Off the board. I'll come up and drag you off Well, he came off And he said i'll meet you outside my car. This my car. There was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate And I he said i'll be waiting for you. He's waiting for her three guys and straight razors Not a joke And I walked up to my car Okay Joe biden's entire fictional life that he's made up It's like it's from the scene from the movie rebel without a cause Where i'm getting ready to have a straight razor fight and i have my cigarettes rolled up in my white t-shirt So stupid anyway, that's how joe biden does black outreach Or he'll be even more hamfisted member when he told a group of black people that I think it was mit romney Was gonna put him back in chains. That's what he said. He's gonna put y'all back in chains So that's joe biden's outreach, but domes black outreach is a little different you see dome She might know less about being black than joe biden does so She tries to talk In ways that sound black But it just sounds like somebody forcing themselves to try to sound black which always comes off bad Remember when she was doing this when she was campaigning She talked about how she used to love snoop dog in college And he wasn't even on when she was in college and all these other things. Well, here was dome and just Man Wow, yeah girl. I'm out here in these streets and let me tell you you're right tara ji There is so much that's taken this moment The majority of us believe in freedom and equality But these extremists As they say, they not like us. No, they not Oh, sorry I'm sorry. It's the beginning that kids me. I can't yeah girl. I'm out here in these streets and Yeah, girl I'm out here in these streets Tell me about your time in the concrete jungle dome What's it been like in the mean streets the dome had to run? She's been out there. She been running in the hood. I bet she's keeping it poppin fire now. Let's get it poppin I can't Quit Focus. I got to do some emails dear shogun oracle If dems truly want to replace biden I think one of the best ways to facilitate that would be simply not to dosing with uppers And then shove him out there. Do you think there's any chance of that happening? Listen Democrats Are all communists as you know And all they care about is winning That's all they care. It's just about raw naked power and They would use joe biden forever They would have still been riding biden all the way into this election If he hadn't gone out there and pooped his pants at the debate They're not even worried that he's not functional you realize that they're not even worried in the slightest That the commander in chief is not capable of dressing himself They're not that doesn't affect these people at all because again, which you probably explain this again Let's go back always come back to the why let's follow this back to the why the three people the three characteristics Of the people who lead the country now. This isn't just democrats It's the republican elite too, but it's all democrats all of No love of country No connection to the real world And they see themselves as kings and queens for you If uh, if trump gets elected trump gets elected again, do we call it reelected or do trump gets elected again? and trump Somehow take some nosedive mentally And he turns into what joe biden is and he can't talk and he can't do anything You would want donald trump to step down wouldn't you? why because It's good for the country If to have a man like that lead in the country You you can't have that it's bad for the country So for the for the good of the country he has to step down That's that's a very logical way you would think about it I love the country having a trump with dementia is bad for the country So I want him to step down because it's good for the country But that's that's the thing you you miss if you don't understand these people the country The country is never considered it never enters their mind It's not as if it's a low priority where okay, we want this this and this and this and then you know If we can get all that then we'll worry about the country. It's not on the list It never enters their mind Because these are all people who have built their entire careers their entire ideology on the fact that the country sucks That's why they campaign that way they campaign on everything This sucks and this sucks and this sucks That's why they do it that way And it's why they've been so successful at turning things completely upside down And turning things so hateful and divisive because they're trying to make it that way Do you hear this listen to this I want you this is a local news story I want you to listen to what these communists have done This is what happens when you hand the country over to people who hate it School does not want to admit me because i'm asian american Then there's not much I can do about that because it's a part of me that I just can't get rid of By all accounts David is an academically exceptional student with an impressive resume of accomplishments and extracurriculars His high school of stivism to new york city is one of the top rated public schools in the country My gpa is 97.3 out of 100 um my i say c score is 1560 And extracurricular wise i'm one of the captains for the stavison mat team I'm a team captain for the new york city mat team I'm the starting right side for our school's volleyball team big chakaris on the mat team I'm in the all city latin jazz ensemble He gosh jazz sucks, but still that's cool Right early decision to harvard in december he found out the college deferred him Then more disappointing news over the next few months as he began to hear back from the over dozen schools that he applied to no, yo waitlist the prison it was all like bad news in march he learned harvard have rejected him I feel like I also owe it to my parents to sort of make them proud and I feel like by not getting into harvard I was sort of disappointing them, but more importantly. I was disappointing myself Well, you were probably disappointing them, but that's another thing entirely This is what they mean by systemic racism And this is what the communists have done to this country hate division Stereb absolutely terrible. All right. We'll do a couple more emails and we'll make fun of bob minandas And we do have to bring up that merit garland tape. You know what? Let's talk about that next before we do that Let's do something good Off that for all the bad we do on this show. Let's talk about tunnel to towers tunnel to towers Here's what they do fallen first responder families Gold star families, you know dad doesn't come home Mom doesn't come home one night She goes put the uniform on dies in line of duty What does the family do? When that happens can you imagine that knock at the door Can you imagine the hole that would leave inside of the rest of your life? Well tunnel to towers can't fix that they can't bring them back But they can help ease the burden and stress Because they provide mortgage free homes for these people Your $11 a month goes to first responder families and gold star families t2t.org That's t the number two t dot org Is the jessie callee show on a monday final segment of the jessie callee show Don't forget you can email the show jessie at jessie callee show.com. I just again, I just cannot imagine how evil this woman is Last night on the debate stage was joe biden a president with integrity and character And the rumor is that she is the main driver behind joe biden staying in the race Fighting everybody off. It's not that she's allowing this to continue She is the main encourager of this Man, that is uh That's quite a testament to your soul. Now speaking of joe biden Remember the merit garland robert her audio tape thing I know it's a million scandals ago just to recap it joe biden had to sit down with a special counsel robert her was his name Because of the impeachment inquiry And he had to give a testament it was a deposition a private deposition so this wasn't public joe biden i'm sure his attorney robert her but it's closed in it's recorded And remember the lighthouse gave a transcript of this But the white house has been caught red-handed many times Editing transcripts to make joe biden sound better and more lucid than he is and they're not allowed to do that I should point out remember There is always supposed to be a separation between the political arm And the presidency arm The presidency arm should not come with politics ever at all That's not a thing if he should just be president The white house it'd be one thing for biden's campaign to edit some some testimony For the white house to do it. That's a really really really big deal That means they've taken the white house and they politicized it but it was set that aside The white house released the transcript and said hey anyway, here's what he said And the republicans said no You've been caught many times Lying about these transcripts. So we need to tapes We need to hear exactly how he sounded and remember why they wanted it Robert her said Yeah, these are crimes. I'm paraphrasing but he said yeah, these are crimes, but Nobody would charge him. I'm not going to charge him because a jury wouldn't convict such a feeble old man He made him sound like somebody who was on the shady side of dead That no jury would convict and so that raised red flags too So the republicans sat back and said wait a minute what? You're telling me this guy sounds so bad in private that you wouldn't even charge him Well, now I have to have the tapes. What's on those tapes? and merit garland because he's the most political attorney general we've ever had Has denied everyone access to those tapes in fact it wouldn't surprise me at all if those tapes had been completely destroyed by now merit garland has denied people access to it remember this the joe biden we see the one we saw at that debate even That joe biden was on a week of rest and heavily medicated a week of rest and heavily medicated that disaster Is the best joe biden is That's the best joe biden you can see How bad is it in private? How bad is it? And what do democrats do If he doesn't make it until november It's not that i'm wishing that on the man, but Not only is he deteriorating rapidly He has to campaign I know they'll hide him as much as possible But if he's going to stay in He is the president And he's running for re-election No matter how much you hide him. This is not like when he wasn't president and he was running against trump You can't hide all the time when you're president And when you're behind as he is in the polls You don't have any choice So you need to be in nevada tomorrow morning 10 am big biden rally in nevada And then we'll be in south carolina that afternoon right on the plane We got to be in south carolina and then from there We have to fly to new york city that night because there's a big fundraiser in the hant that You're telling me You're going to drag that poor old fool across the country for a presidential campaign like that How's he going to do it? How's he going to do it? And his wife is causing it Yeah, really that reminds me Make sure you're doing the things. 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Oh, that's just a Cuban thing Florida medicaid spending on undocumented undocumented immigrants plummets after a new law Here's the part that's eye-popping Eligals were responsible for five hundred and sixty six Million dollars in unpaid hospital bills Your medical care is so much more expensive than it has to be Because you also pay for the illegals who don't pay and remember the people who lead this country brought them here on purpose on purpose Tennessee woman fired for refusing employers covet 19 vaccine mandate wins almost 700 grand Reminder to every single person who was wronged Wronged by their employer wronged by anybody during covet 19 Lawyer up in sue start getting more and more comfortable being litigious How about that word chris you didn't know that word shut up at devos Allegations of harassment and discrimination under cloud schwob. Oh, you mean a communist organization is corrupt and full of very evil people I had no idea knock me over with a feather. 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