Let's Get Fired
47- Nicholas Stubbs- Nuclear Reactors
Thanks for tuning into another episode of Let's Get Fired. If you have any questions you want us to ask our guest or have any crazy work stories you want to share with us, go ahead and email them to us at Let's Get Fired podcast at gmail.com. Again, that's Let's Get Fired podcast at gmail.com. Let's get into it. Didn't they give your wife drugs? You still like livestreaming yourself in the shower? And that friend complained that there was a joke about a uterus. We don't have enough fights here in Utah. But I love guys. I don't like guys. I love a great podcast. Welcome to the Let's Get Fired podcast. We're your hosts, Drew Simon, right here, and Quinn Johnson. But our special guest today, all the way from Boston, it's Nicholas Dubblefield. Boston native. Boston native. Boston native. And Barbara Jason. And Barbara Jason. And Improv Broadway alum. And Improv Broadway alum, thank you. Which is the mic I miss the most. Yeah, I miss him. If Improv Broadway came back, I'll talk to Elena. It should be like, I missed that. Like, I'm like, yeah, it was a great crowd. You feel like you could kind of take, try anything. I just felt so much more like free. You're like, let's just give this a shot. Is there a way to get it back? Is that door totally closed? I don't know if I want to, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I want to go down that path. I don't know if I want to, you know, grow the ire of the musical Improv. True. That's their turf now. That is their turf. That is their turf. That is their turf. But yeah, it was great. But, I mean. Now we have Oz's mic. Yeah, Oz. Oh, which isn't bad. It's pretty good. I was thrilled to walk into that. It took me a while to find the basement. Yeah. But I found it. And there is a. He's had to follow the smell of the fake alcohol. There is, is it, is it like a, is it a pseudo-speak easy? Yeah, yeah. Okay. We have mock tells. Just like, what was that? Latter-day Cafe? I mean, it's yeah. My first ever comedy show. It is, it is, hey, really stepping it up. Yeah. It's cyan. Were they live streaming it? Fake coffee to fake alcohol. Yeah, it did. And then when they were looking at their fake coffee, you're like, this is, cannot be better for you. Then coffee. Definitely not. I don't care about, this is neon yellow. What you're squirting into this drink. I think they went out of business. They did. Didn't they, didn't they give your wife drugs? True. Yeah. So she ordered one and they're like, we're out of caffeine. So we didn't put caffeine in it. But if you want, you can take these pills. Oh, that's, that's great. And the guy was like, it's not caffeine, but it's like caffeine. Adderall. I do like as well. I mean, I do, I can't believe it didn't work out. Cause I thought that the promotion was great. You know, standing in the shower on a live stream. Wait, what? Remember that? You used to like live stream himself in the shower. Like I didn't see his dick, but like it just like, you just be in the shower, like talking like. Is this Oz? Are we talking about the owner of Latter Day Cafe? Yes. What? Yeah. That is wild. Yeah. That was, dude, I forgot about some stuff. So wait, are you telling me Latter Day, Latter Day Cafe failed? Is that a, was it a squandered physically? Well, also like, you know, in the back of his mind a little bit, doing that live stream in the shower, you're thinking this might get me laid. Oh, for sure. That's, that's the thought process. They just haven't seen my, like my traps and like, like that's what's holding them back. They know they can get free coffee for me. Fake off, sorry. They can straddle the line. Yeah. They can straddle the line. Yeah. I like that. Okay. So this is a podcast where we ask you about your job history. And then sometimes it just becomes about, becomes essentially a therapy session for Drew. That's good. Well, I actually had a question starting out. Go through, you know. So I really didn't want to forget today's podcast. So I said, or a certain reminder in my phone and I, and I, I really didn't want to, I really didn't want to lose out. And I just want to know, Drew, what, what is it like to be a, to be a total alpha male? I, should I show, should I show the camera? Is that, is that going to, is that going to show up? Beast mode in front of the Salt Lake City temple. Can you, can you elaborate on this, Drew? Cause I've a, I'm a total gamma. And I want to know, I want to know, Drew, what's it like to be in the mind of a, of an alpha? I've never done an alpha podcast before. Yeah. Well, it was, it was a very cool picture. Cause I was wearing a cool t-shirt. Yeah. You were wearing it. It was really cool. Well, also I, I'm a Seahawks fan. That's a March on Lynch t-shirt. Okay. That was his nickname, Beast mode. Okay. Okay. Football player, which, this is how it is. Cool, then I'm wearing another man's branded t-shirt. It's a, but, and then you're standing in front of the house, the Lord, and you're like, what better way to show this off? Yeah. If it makes you feel any better, there's a picture of me when I'm like 10 in front of the Salt Lake temple in a too fast, too furious shirt. But that was, my mom took that. No, I took that by myself. I want to know, that is a selfie. What was going through your head at the time? Is it like, before the Lord? You posted it at the Instagram. I thought I wanted, actually Facebook, but, sorry, same company. Back then it wasn't. So, I just was like, this, I wanted a picture in front of the temple. I didn't have anyone there. And this is, I just want to keep looking at that. You wanted this in front of the temple. Also, what is this face you doing? Because that is like, I'm good. You're trying to fuck, like, oh, what's up, shoddy? This is, this is the, I'm going to get, I'm going to surf so hard at E of Y face. Yeah, and so, there's just a lot of things to that. I was like, that's a good profile picture. And it was a profile photo. It was, I think, very briefly, I got real negative feedback. So, immediately, people did not like it. No, they did not. And then, because that was the day, I went to the color festival that day. Okay, and I had the, there's like a Hindu temple in Spanish for where they do like a festival of colors. And you are wore like a bandana and sunglasses to it, because chalk will get your face. And I took a picture beforehand wearing just the bandana and covering my face. And people are like, that's a good profile picture. So that was covered up. Yeah, yeah, that was covered. That was my profile picture. It was a very long story to get to that. Yeah, I just want to point that out. But I like that. You're on your heels and don't get it twisted, right? We don't, we like this photo. I love this photo. I would love it. I would love it if it wasn't me. I would, I know. But Drew, this will probably stay my lock screen for a while. Drew, didn't you, because of the attention we've brought to it, didn't you delete this photo? I did not, it's still on Facebook. Okay, thank God. Yeah, I was so happy. No, I thought that would be a real bitch move to take it off. Yeah. And then I just would post that photo all the time. Because obviously I have it. Yeah, so you have it. I have it now. Downloaded on my phone. Ready to go. It's loud. It's there. It is outside of your hands. You can burn my house down. I still have it. So I'm going to have to impose that onto the video version of that. You know how you're like, like we need to do. You will, yeah. We need a new photo of us. Yeah, yeah. Like should that be the podcast part? We need to both stand in front of them all. Should we buy a B smoke shirt? That would actually be true. Why isn't that your comedy headshot actually? I think that I like that. Maybe it should be. I think it should be. It shows a lot about you. Because also it's like it is actually geniously hilarious. In a weird way it is. I think it's a weird way. It's pretty self-explanatory. I don't think the genius is self-explanatory. No, that's what he meant. In a weird way it is genius. Because he actually is being ironic here. Yeah. No, I'm playing 40 chess. Like I knew this. I knew it wasn't cool. I knew sitting here is down the line. It would come up in a room. You were playing like the long haul. Planting comedy seeds. Yeah. I wasn't even going to stand up yet. No, you knew. You knew Drew. You knew. I'm a funny guy. It's probably going to happen. You knew what you would be doing in Spokane. Okay, Nicholas, I didn't know I could like you anymore. The fact that you did that pulled that one out. That's amazing. Very awesome. Maybe this is the directions podcast. I wanted this to be special. It's just me and the guests just kind of just shitting on Drew. I don't like that. But it sounds like a lot more pictures. We could pull up on Drew's Facebook and have him explain to us. Let's not do that. Okay, Drew, I feel like this is the only content people will click on. I don't like you. I know, I know. You have a cosmopolitan fan base. The Germans are asking for you. The Germans are asking for you for more than one reason. Okay, well, that was, couldn't have been kicked off better. But Nicholas, let's talk about you. And if it gets born, we'll go back to Drew. Okay. But anyways, what was your first job? My first job, the first job where I got paid, I was a tour guide at a nuclear reactor. Go figure. Go fucking smart. Are you like, what did you study? So I did a double majored in physics and political science. Okay. College, classic. And your, so your masters. And then I got, yeah. And then I did a masters in nuclear engineering. Okay, that makes sense. Yes. So was this before college you did this? This was, this was the summer after my first year of college. So I never really, I did not work anymore. Wasn't even a job before. I never know. I was just an existing kind of person. Oh, so did you have your parents money? My parents did not have money. I just kind of learned how to deal with it. No, no, I just, no, I guess. Yeah, no, no. I just like, you know, like sometimes we, the church took care of us. We got a lot of meals from like the Deseret Industries food bank. And so, and then, you know, I was able to get a scholarship to college. And so I'm like, okay, well, we'll, we'll get work when I need to go. Would you, would you grow up again? I grew up in Idaho Falls, Idaho. That's right. Dude, you heard right next to fucking, uh, Reichsberg. Oh, no, what's his name? Oh, you're right next to John Carter. John Carter. John Carter. I hope you tell him. Oh, is John, is that where John Carter is? Do you ever hear about the donkey man? I, uh, I heard, I saw a video of the donkey man. He was the, uh, it circulated actually. No, a lot of things. So this was in Pocatello, that donkey man happened. So sometimes Pocatello things would flirt on up to Idaho Falls. But also, uh, Blackfoot things. Uh, Blackfoot was kind of notorious for bad hazing rituals where people would, uh, in the high school, they would shove phones up your butt. Phones. Um, and so that's, that was usually like the seediest stuff that was usually circulating. Like the person's phone up. Like it's for like a stranger's phone. Also like, and it's like, I think it was the person's. It's like a, this is like an android or a flip phone. Okay. No, these are not, you know, it's impressive. Also, those are, they're, they're showing like a, uh, Sam's like, has three up there. I was like, Jesus Christ. A galaxy fold. I do like, I do. Like galaxy, galaxy folds. No, I would. And open. What it lacks in length, it does make up in girth. Uh, I do like these stories though, because they're just so fun looking back. Where they're like, they show a fun, this dude's desk. They're like, he's so fucking, look how gay he is now. He has a phone in his ass, isn't that gay? Not us for shoving it up there though. Yeah, that's straight as hell. But I was gazing at his butt hole. I was like, this is, he's, anyways, uh, it's cool. So it is cool. It is cool. It is cool. I'm from Idaho. I'm from Idaho. That's, uh, that's what happened. A man got murdered on Disney Street. That was a local street. This is a Disney street. Yeah. Well, we'll usually the things like people talk about the sex with donkeys and chevin phones at the butt. But the my, one of my favorite Idaho Falls story has to be about a man named Derek Larson, who made sexual advances on another man late at night on a playground. And this other man took it so poorly that he stabbed him 36 times, um, in the playground intertubers. So look at a lot of the stories kind of circling back to people trying to prove they're not gay. That is, they're very, they're very serious in Idaho Falls. Definitely not gay. It's the straightest. So the guy would rather spend 90 years in prison. And you want to jail. Take me to jail. Ruin both of our lives. I'll be locked up with men. I will kill on the straight hill. Yeah. Oh my god. I went up, I think I said this last week, but I went to Idaho Falls for a, uh, do you like comedy church? Uh, comedy church did, uh, show in Idaho Falls, really. Yeah, yeah. So I went up there. It's, uh, you know, it's an interesting place. Mm hmm. It's like on the way to Rexburg, right? Yeah. It's, uh, it's on the same way. Yeah, it's a strange place. So they, we walk into the venue and it's like, all these like dining tables named like the stage with like a, it's like an elaborate stage. There's a carriage on there. And I was like, what kind of, like what show is, I was like, this is an interesting stage. And we're like, yeah, we're here for the show with the comics. And like, oh, no, we're, we're a dinner theater. He's like, God, I wish we had you guys. We can't sell this thing out. And then, uh, and then we're like, okay. So then he's like, it's next door. So we go next door, open the door. And it's like a children's nursery and the, and like what? I was like, what's going on in this town? And they're like, no, you're upstairs. And you go upstairs and it's like a BY room classroom. I know like this is it. And, uh, so you didn't get the main stage. That was, that was the main stage. Okay. But we didn't get the dinner theater stage. You did not get the dinner. But anyways, I don't falls, uh, uh, I, there's a certain kind of sadness up there. I couldn't everywhere I looked. And the people I talked to, there was just a certain, there's a solemnity, yes. Desperation, um, had a roommate from Yukon. Yukon? Yeah. Okay. So cool. All right. We'll go out a while. You always said Idaho Falls. Uh huh. Never said Yukon. Well, Yukon is just so, it's just so small. Right there. Yukon also means something different out east. Oh, really? Yeah, it does. It means university. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. True. Hey, you should know. I, I didn't know all about that. And just what, yeah, Drew, I, that's why you're trying to, you're trying to avert our eyes from Yukon. You don't want to talk about a real blue blood. Yeah. Dude, let's not go there. You real bad. Dan early just turned down a job at the Lakers to keep coaching. Dude, that one, that's actually pretty badass. He turned down Kentucky and the Lakers in the same off season. Also, of course, you can turn on Kentucky. Like, yeah, fuck you guys. I mean, Kentucky is like the premier. It's the program. But like, I just beat, went back to back. Yeah. So it's, it's like, why would you just talk about a lot? Like, I would pick a downgrade. Yeah. I gotta teach all these guys. It's like if Oregon won the national championship in football two years in a row and then their coach got offered Alabama and he turned it down. That's kind of. Yeah, I feel like the, I don't know. Once you have that momentum, it's like, anyways. I can't contribute to this conversation. Oh, no, no, I know that. I know about you. What are you talking about? Spencing. Wow. Yeah. So you fought a pirate? I have, I've never fought a pirate. I did fight, however, a man who, who you, who later came to a comedy show, brought his friend and that friend complained that there was a joke about a uterus. That was at the American Falls Theater. We got, we got a lot of complaints that day. Was it a risque show? It was, it was about as risque as clean Utah. So Adam Browd had a great bit about a uterus. And then there was another comic who wore a shirt that said children not guns. And this man later wrote an email to Ryan, our show booker, about how he was coming to expect comedy and not to be hit over the head with political messages and risque jokes about female anatomy. I like that because he's like, dude, I was so, I almost went a whole day without thinking about it. It was not a whole day. And he said, yeah, like, that's honestly, when I was like a Mormon, like, that's how my mind worked, like you, because it'd be like, oh, it's been two days since I thought about it. It's a fight about the youth about dick and jacking off. And then it's like, but anyways. And then on nuts, and then someone roy, and then someone spoils your streak. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'd be bummed out like you go, you know, with your family. Yeah, he'd go home and you go see the sound of freedom with your family. And then you're like, next week, let's go to a comedy show. And then, and then that fills. He's like, fuck, I have to go on the masturbate now. It is just so, someone said uterus and now I have to come. Damn it, damn it. And isn't it even more fun, like now that like, you know, like you're, you know, like you've gone to the scenes in the Boston scene to think about someone complaining about about a uterus, like Adam Brown and like you, like being like what they did up there was crazy was wild. No, people, no, in Boston, it's in Boston, it's better. Usually, you know, you just get heckled. And if you're a really rowdy comedian, you will then go into the audience and fight that heckler. There is a, there is a particular mic I really like. It happens late on Thursday nights. And it's a rowdy, just out-of-pocket mic. The first mic I went to ever went to about five minutes in, the power went out. And then the following week, a fight broke out between one of the patrons who frequents it and one of the comics. That's awesome. Yeah, it's a really good, it's a fun scene. It does sound very Boston. Yeah, it's a, it's like almost something like a caricature. We don't have enough, we don't have enough fights here in Utah. No, you don't. Also, people complain, have you ever gotten a complaint for one of your I think so, but I can't remember it. I don't think I've ever had a complaint. Yeah, yeah, you have. Oh, okay. I feel like this is a barista. Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you talking about your jokes or quince jokes? Because your jokes have definitely gotten complaints before. Yeah, true. Yeah, your jokes. Don't fucking kid yourself. People definitely have complained about what you've said on stage. Well, I'm shocked right now. This is news to me. This is news. You don't deliberately write these. Well, you don't, you forget, I have to bring something like every podcast. Like he has this Spokane, Washington brain on his head, where he's like, what I'm doing is like, I could, I might as well be walking into the celestial kingdom right now. I'm like, I'm cool. Yeah, yeah, you're still, you're still wearing garments, true. Yeah, I'm clean. I saw you. Yeah, you're a clean man. Yeah, clean jokes. About Taco Bell Mexicans. So what's cool about a nuclear reactor? So what's cool about a nuclear reactor? Uh, several things. The way they can go wrong. That's hot. That's sexy. One of my favorite stories was at a nuclear reactor in Idaho. It was a test reactor. It was called SL1. And it was during the Cold War days, there were three dudes manning this nuclear reactor. And they were trying to test, like, if they could make smaller nuclear reactors, to take them out to essentially either the Arctic Circle or Greenland, to power radar stations that could detect incoming Soviet nuclear warheads. And so like, okay, how do we make nuclear power plants small, and that we can move them over to Greenland? So they had a very small nuclear reactor, three people manning it. And rumor has it that there was, there was a love affair. There was a little triangle in between the three, not between the three guys, but one guy was sleeping with the other guy's wife. And so he decided to sabotage the whole affair. And what he did is one night when he was pulling control rods, which essentially mediates how controlled the nuclear reactor is going, if it's either really hot or if it's cooled down, how energetic it is. And he decided to pull the control rod all the way out, making the reaction go super critical. The reactor exploded because all the water heated up, it had a steam explosion. All three of them died. And when the, later the cleanup team went in, they found the guy who had pulled out the control rod, pinned to the ceiling. When he had pulled it out, the control rod had entered through his body and pinned him onto the ceiling. In fact, he was missing for the first full day of the search because they just didn't find his body until they looked up. And that, that that's what's cool about nuclear power. That's what I really like. That's very fun. Yeah, it is very exciting. Do with that what you will. No, I just, it's very cool and you said it, it was hot and sexy. It's hot and sexy. Those are really like the only adjectives I really know. You know, it's something I heard someone say about what's cool about irradiation. So it's the gift that keeps on giving. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I thought that was fun. I thought you would enjoy that. I did enjoy that. Thank you, Quinn. That's okay. Also, I just decided now, you know, I used to think you kind of sounded like Mulaney, but now I don't think that, you know, you remind me, make your voice reminds me of. Who's that, Quinn? John, Tom Poppa. Oh, really? Okay. I think you just, I don't see it. No, that just, I don't have to hear it. I don't have to hear it. The cadence. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I know he's not used to watching comics like him. But I was listening to this. I dabble. I dabble. You'll hear it. I dabble. He's not your Joe Rogan. I like Tom Poppa. Yeah, Tom Poppa's great. Tom Poppa's great. I saw him at the comedy seller, then right after that, COVID happened. Oh, no, not really. Okay. But anyways, so that's cool. I enjoy, I enjoy that story. It's a very fun story. That was a fun story. That's good. Bad shit happens in Idaho. Yeah, it does. It's good. It's a horrible place. One of the first governors was assassinated with a dynamite. Dynamite? Dynamite, actually. No, he, he was, the governor was anti-union. Um, and had, uh, it was after his term as governor. And so, I guess why he was anti-union? Yeah, go ahead. It's just a bunch of guys, kid, and the country. That's, that's Idaho history right there. Just a bunch of dudes. But you guys, what's the most far part as we can from each other? Spread 'em. Yeah. Don't, but don't, don't spread 'em now. Oh, anyways. So, he got assassinated. He got assassinated because the, uh, the union bosses, they, uh, they hired a dynamite expert who had recently done a job in Colorado, blowing up a railroad, murdering many. Um, and they hired him to booby trap the governor, the ex-governor's, uh, uh, gate door. Um, and they, he did, and the governor walked, exploded. He lived for a little bit longer. His arms and legs did blow off. Um, but that is, uh, yeah. I think his name is Stonenberg. I think that was his name. It's a, it's a terrible way to die. It's a, but that's Idaho. That's the legs people will go to show that they're not gay. And I, I, it's almost, it's like, almost respectable. It's like, I would, I would blow up. It's very endearing. Um, yeah, you learn a lot about Idaho history in school. You, uh, I had to, I actually had a search. I had a, I had a hunt for that. Oh, really? They, uh, they don't give you that kind of information. The really only thing they tell you about Idaho history is that the Mormons ended up there first by mistake before they went to Salt Lake City. That's our claim to fame. That's, that's it. They accidentally settled in Idaho and they're like, oh, this isn't God's land. And then they moved down south. That's the most by testimony has ever been re-sparked. Is the idea that the pioneers stopped at Idaho and were like, wait, is this the place? And they were like, oh, oh, and they're like, nope. No, fuck that's it. That is, that's divinity right there. That they were able to get into- That's like all of them stayed in what is now rexburg. Settling rexburg, but it's just, it's, it's phenomenal. And I think that describes Idaho's relationship to Utah, as it just kind of has the straggling residue Mormons. Oh, yeah. No, it's like, it's just like, I always viewed Utah and Idaho. It was like, like, I was like, they're, they're, they're together. Like, but Idaho is just like the, you know, the estranged- Yeah. Well, Idaho falls as much Utah as like, St. George's Utah. Yeah. Yeah. It just, you know, when you want to live in. And like, it's crazy. The moment you enter the Utah borders, it just immediately starts looking better. And you're like, okay, these got some mountains. Yeah. We always talk about the mountains, Quinn. We love the mountains. Yeah. Because it's the mountains. Wait, are you like the fucking mountains? Look outside. Look how stunning they are. They're stunning. So everyone says when they've come here for- Breathtaking, Quinn. Wow. I will say blown away by this. And I'm like, yeah, it's, everybody doesn't fucking have this. I, uh, from Eastern Washington growing up, we always went over to North Idaho, Court of Lane. Yeah. And we were always like this, like, breathtaking and stunning. Breathtaking and stunning. Then I applied to go to BYU, Idaho. Uh-huh. And I was like, I love Idaho. Uh-huh. And I got to right- No. And I think after like two months of not seeing a pine tree, I was so impressed. No, I was up there. Me and Drew did a comedy show. Yes, you did. Drew's dad came to that comedy show I heard. Shout out. And it was like the beginning of May. And there weren't still no leaves on the trees. And it just was dark and cloudy. Very cold. Cold. It's a bleak. Rexburg is a bleak place. Yeah, it's very depressing. Anyways, so your first job was a tour guide. It was a tour guide and a nuclear reactor. It was a retired nuclear reactor. Do you work in nuclear? Yeah, I do mostly like nuclear policy stuff now. So I've kind of switched into the social science side of things. So we're doing, I do more like an academic job. We're getting funding from the Department of Energy to interview people in Kemmer, Wyoming. Because Bill Gates wants to build a nuclear reactor out there. And the DOE is interested in finding ways to make nuclear reactor siding a little bit more environmentally just and more inclusive of community feedback. And so that's kind of our job. Like we're inquiring into how the people of Kemmer, Wyoming feel about the construction of a nuclear reactor. Is it a good idea? That is, so our job is we don't take a position for against we're just kind of evaluating what the people of Wyoming. My mom hates Bill Gates. Your mom hates Bill Gates. Why? Is she a conspiracy theory? Yeah, definitely. So like he's going to buy all the farmland and starve us all. Okay. Really, I haven't heard that one from Bill. I have heard the one that he... That's the blow dust at the sun. Blow dust at the sun? That is, okay. That's a fun form of geoengineering right there. Yeah, because I think the idea was to help block the UV. Yeah, it was a climate change technique. So that was, yeah. But then that's just snow piercer. And you get a snow piercer. Growing up in Washington State, Bill Gates was this like such like revered person. Like in throughout school, we're all like, he's the best person. And he's literally Jesus of Washington. Because he is a Washington guy. Yeah, yeah. So now all those people, especially in Eastern Washington, are like, we hate that guy. We hate that fucking nerd. And then if you go, why Eastern Washington do they hate him? You know? They're not the coastal elites. They're every day, Joe's in schmo. It's just like you and I Quinn. Absolutely. But the difference between you and I is we don't live in Yakima. We don't live in Yakima. Do you ever seen a photo of Yakima? I have never seen. Would you like to see what Yakima looks like? I would love to see what Yakima looks like. This is the true part of the world. Okay. I've seen a person from the true part of the world. I look four hours from Yakima. Wearing a beast boat t-shirt. It's so Eastern Washington to me. Yakima is definitely not used to Washington. Where is it? Central? It's definitely more Western. You know what? Does Eastern Washington also want to part in the greater Idaho movement? Have you heard about the greater Idaho movement? Yeah, I know. They want to make they want to pick like Idaho, Eastern Washington, Eastern Oregon. They want to put that all into one state. Yeah. Which it's like, hey, good luck having money for anything. Yeah. They want to create mega Idaho. Yeah. So mixed feelings. I do think secession is good. Okay. Secession is the answer. Well, true. I don't think as a whole country, but I think people who hate each other shouldn't be forced to stay in a relationship. And maybe they should, you know, we should just let them split up and see how it goes. You know what? I think that all of the red districts actually in every blue state should join Idaho. I think Idaho should just be this great negative. It just takes. And yeah, I want, I want parts of Idaho to exist in Massachusetts. I want to be able to go to Victorville, California and be like, we're still in Idaho, guys. Still in Idaho, go to Chicago. And as soon as you leave the boundary of Chicago, you're right back in Idaho in any direction. That was the thing I didn't know about Oregon. Like the moment you leave Portland, like you get outside of those borders. It's just like, like a QAnon. And I did not, I guess it's the same way when people would ask you about Utah. They don't know Salt Lake's the blue city, but you're like, yeah, you know, so it's. Yeah, and that's the thing like Spokane like proper is pretty progressive. It's like when you get outside, it gets a little while too black people. It's funny because people from Spokane, well, there's definitely more black people in Spokane than in Utah, but people from Spokane talk about Utah. The way people from Utah talk about Eastern Washington, they're just like, the joke you would always be like, you only perform in front of militias. And when I talk to Spokane comics, like how's Utah? No, I mean, it is just how it is at all these places. It's like, let's see if actually gone to these somewhere. You just, you don't know? Oh, yeah, everyone has like the caricature of what that place is. But I like that. I like we should keep doing that. I like told him my step grandpa was thinking about maybe moving to Austin. And he's like, oh, dude, you don't. Austin, there's just a bunch of gun, lovey and rednecks everywhere. I was like, I don't think you've know anything about Austin at all. Yeah. Stable grandpa seems to be out of the loop. No, it's like forever. It's been like the Portland of Texas. No, he's, yeah, he's a very progressive man from Minnesota who does not like anything and so I text it. He's got a backwards way of thinking about those people down south, your step grandpa. I think he needs to update the way he sees the world. Yeah, no, it's definitely, you know, once you leave Texas and you enter New Mexico, it's like more civilized. Has he ever seen that picture of you in front of the temple? Oh, I mean, he's a faithful member of the church. So he probably loves that. He would actually. No, he's like, well, at least he's doing one thing, right? He's on the covenant path. You are on the, you are probably one of the only comics in Utah on the covenant path. So I'm just going to take a guess that. That's your third white cloth. Yeah. Yeah, I can just tell. I mean, they're just white cloth cans. You can count over here. Um, so my guess is you've only had two jobs. I have had more than two. All right. Three. You counting being a missionary. Okay. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was not counting. We're not counting missionary work. We're not. All right. That's, that's not. I don't know where, what boundaries this podcast draws. No, no, we're not counting that. Okay. I offended that. We don't. Okay. I just, I accused him of counting it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. No, no, no, I didn't count the mission. Okay. Don't worry. I didn't count the mission. Take it back. Take it back. I have had, uh, let's, uh, let's take stock. This is not a good look that's happening right now. Uh, five, five jobs. We'll list them all. List them. So I was the tour guide. Right. And then I was, uh, an undergraduate researcher at, uh, lab in Boston College. It's also like, it's like, I know that it is technically real, but it also does, it does, it does also kind of feel fake. You know, like, yay. We're kind of, you're like, anyways. It was like, it was, it was more like internship work. It was like, oh, we'll help. You get paid. I did get paid. Yes. Okay. Okay. Um, so I did get paid, which is why I counted these. This is like really the only qualifier. Um, so there was that one. Um, I am currently working as a, I also work as a personal assistant to a historian. Um, I do that. Um, and then it looks like you have something you want to say, something equivalent on your lips. What kind of historian? Uh, American history. American history. Um, American history. Like public history too. So she's like a very public facing rights. A lot of books goes on tours. All that jazz. So that's, that's, that's job three. Um, there was a another nuclear policy job, um, before this one. And now the current kind of nuclear Wyoming job. I think I, I, I might be forgetting a couple, but. I don't, I don't think you are. That, that might be it. That might, that might be it. It's a lot of nuclear. No, I, I, you know, I mean, you, you are definitely, have, out of all the people we've had on your job list definitely has. We don't know what we've had on that has a career. Uh huh. I'll just be like that. Okay. You know, everyone else, it is just jobs. You're even, well, yeah. I mean, this is, I'm just like, oh yeah, this is like the steps into like, having a successful career that, you know, it does effective work. And, and it's like an aspirational pursuit. And so this is actually a big moment for us. Big get. Yeah. Well, this is a big get. Big step up for us. This is, this is a fired up. So you've, so you've never worked as a delivery driver for Amazon? I have never worked as a delivery driver for Amazon now. And customer service jobs. Um, I do a little bit of customer service for the historian job. I have to, I feel a lot of customer service emails. Okay. Okay. So not, because not real. Not really. Not like front. No, no, no, no, it's, it's, you know, it's, it's, it's collegiate, like white collar. Yeah. Kind of stuff, which is fun. Yeah, I have no, no, like fast food experience. That's fine. And there it's just been, it's been, it's been great on the mic. I would have, I would have loved to have been a drive-through operator. You would have been actually amazing. I made what's holding you back. What, nothing actually. You could get the job today. I, uh, I should go to the chick, the Chick-fil-A right now. Well, I don't know. No, I think, no, no, I love Chick-fil-A. But you should go to Taco Bell. So I would just love to hear you describing the new Cheez-It crunk. Is that their new product? I just ate it. I just ate it. I just ate it. I just ate it. It's good. I like it. I love Taco Bell. I told Amanda, uh, I was like, maybe we should like break our streak. Are you guys on a Taco Bell? Like doing, uh, like a Taco Bell fast. No, they're always talking about how they're on a diet. And then you never, and then it just continues to say they're on a diet. And after a couple months, you're like, so yeah, we're going to see any difference at some point. Actually, it is interesting because one of my favorite forms of comedy is just straightly describing new fast food products. Oh, yeah. I think, I think it's hilarious. And I think I'd have a great time in the drive through. You need to, yeah, you'd be great. Cause I would just love hearing like, hello, friends. Hello. Welcome to Taco Bell. May I interest you in the. Crunchy, crunchy cheese edition. I don't know. There's something you guys find your way with it. Real sexy, real groovy on the line here. I'm staking my, I'm staking my entire reputation here. Yeah. And, uh, I, I just think you would, it would be actually a great fit. And yeah, it's like, you would just be like, you know, did you ever do musical theater? Mm hmm. I did not. I never did musical theater. Oh, I just, I wasn't. I got very excited. I know. I, I cannot, I'm, I'm tone deaf. So I actually can't. You don't have to, you can, you can just get a dancer. I can, uh, do I what? Regular theater. Did I do, uh, I did a, I did a couple of productions in kindergarten. Um, I did a kindergarten production. And then later, a second grade production. What about high school? I, I took a drama class in high school, uh, but never, um, it never really amounted to anything. I'm afraid. No, no book shows. No, I'm okay. No, it's okay. I mean. Thank you. I'm glad. I needed that validation. I know. Well, I mean, honestly, you probably saved your life out there. Cause if you'd started doing plays, you might have been killed. I would have, I would have gotten sucked in. I can't believe they do music. If I would have gotten plays in Idaho, I would be. Can't believe they do musical theater and up in North. I can't, but anyways, but no, I, I wish I did more theater in high school. Cause I did one drama, one drama class as well in my senior year. And I got in there and I was like, I should have just been doing this. This is definitely more of my scene. And I remember, I got, I did Hello, Dolly. You did Hello, really? Yeah, I was in Hello, Dolly. I was the, like the head waiter at the, like the restaurant they go to. So my big line, I was, I'd walk out and they'd be like, it's Dolly here. And I'd be like, it's true. And I'd be like, do this big wave. Amber, like, I would like put on like, like my makeup and I'd be like doing my eyebrows. And I was like, this feels way too natural. Would that get a, like, would that get a big reaction from the audience too? Yeah. And like all of the crew would come up just to see me do that. And then go back down. Is that what was the truest you ever felt to yourself? I kept doing that, like bigger and bigger. Was that like the seed of you doing stand-up? Like you did something and the crowd reacted and you're like, that felt good. I'll say, actually, you know what the biggest seed was in all honesty. It was the, I was like, so in the, you're in the church when you're like, what is it, you're like in the youth and like you're in the priest quorum. Like you can be selected to like represent like your ward. And the stake we have those meetings, you know, where it's like a couple people, like teenagers and like you guys kind of help set up youth conference. Yeah. So we set up youth conference. You were one of those. Yeah. You were one of those youth. You were a representative. Yeah. Cause people like me. An emissary of the Lord, Glenn. I know. My friend also was because it was just him and another guy. And that was their whole priest quorum. But anyways, so we, I set up, we set up this, uh, youth, uh, whatever, youth conference. And all of the people, all the guys like me, guys and girls, we had to like get up in front of everyone and talk, I do a little talk about our favorite hymn and then they would perform it and everyone would like sing like one verse. And I just chose the longest, like what's the longest song? And so like the hymn would take for it. Cause if we're only doing one verse, like how, how can I make this as long as possible? Anyways. So the guy tries to play it on the piano. It's like 16 year old kid and you can't play it and it's like already fucking it up. It's already probably like a, like a weird underground hymn. It took some hymn I've never heard of. Okay. So he's just like, he's just like already messing it up. And so I just start like, like hamming it up, like, like conducting it. And I see like, and I see like people like laughing. And at this time, all I wanted to do was like a film director. Uh huh. And then once I started doing this and like being in front of everyone, I can see people laugh, I was like, oh, that's really cool. That's like, that's, this is it. That's something different. That was like, that's probably like the biggest thing where I was like, actually, I'd rather like, because I never thought of one like to perform. But I was like, this is pretty cool actually. So anyways, that was probably the moment. Now you got your performance bug doing a conducting a hymn. Conducting a hymn at a steak youth meeting. Yes. Wow. I never really pictured that as a comedy origin story. And I would walk around, I'm like, I'm going to wear an outfit to this. I wore a costume. I did, I dressed up as a hobo. I had like, I'd cut off these gloves and how to have like this like sack. I would just like walk around like between like, between the lessons. And I can, some people, like some leaders, like, is there like a homeless guy here? But that was like, it was fun. And then I went on a scout outing. I dressed up like crocodile Dundee. Uh huh. I cut off jeans. You leaned in. I wore rainbow socks and then a gas station in the middle of Utah. Dude, call me a faggot. You were a special, you were a special. Yeah, I do call me a, I was like 16. And dude, they was like, excuse me, fucking faggot. And then like, yeah, it was a, that's that had never happened before. Really? I'm dude. You owe so much to the church. Quinn, why did you leave? I, I sometimes a question why I did, you know? I've never seen a faggot. Cause I love call by the way. In the wild. Where someone like, because when I was, we said it all the time, but we only said it to other straight guys, say it to other straight guys. But I, well, I'm sure it wasn't just, well, I know it wasn't. I'm sure it wasn't. Yeah, yeah. And I've learned since high school. Sure. That's why you just said it. Yeah, yeah. That was dude. Come on. You're among friends, Drew. You're among friends. I've learned since then. Throw in another one for your German listeners. But yeah, I never seen a gay person bully called a faggot in the wild. I've never. I feel like you. I think you have, Drew. I think you have. I think you have. I'm going to name one person right now. Who's a good friend of yours who moved here with you from Washington? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like you to describe some of the stuff you said to his face. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's different. I was telling him what he was doing was an abhorrent to God. No, that is fun. I feel just know that I love you as a friend. But I can't support what you're doing. I was like in high school where I was like a more evolved human. This was like last year. I also just want to highlight once again, to reiterate, no one's ever complained about Drew's comedy. No one ever has. No, it was a fun bit. Okay, it was a fun bit. Yeah. You're the straight-laced Mormon at Skankfest. I have to like tell people, like, just so you know, like, Drew is Mormon and they're like, what? And I'm like, yeah. Like actually attending Mormon. Yeah, no, I, yeah, I don't get homophobia. But I definitely-- But I perform it. Yeah, I perform it. No, but actually, because in high school, Clayton was closeted bisexual. And so he actually did real homophobia's in high school. Yeah. Calling kids' fags and stuff. Or like apparently like one time at a party, he was hanging out with another dude, and then there he got sort of brushing up shoulders. And then he sucked the dude in the face and calling him a fag. So I don't, yeah, I never would do that. But I definitely, I've had some bad moments. But I never, I've never understood aggressive homophobia. I was just trying to bring a brother to Christ. You should-- Yeah, that would-- Dude, this is also something we did talk about last week where I have noticed through doing this podcast that when Smells will joke about some gay thing or whatever, and Drew would be the one who pushes back the most, and I'm like, well, that's not me. That's not me. I don't do that. And it's like, it is kind of like that closeted Clayton thing, where sometimes people that push back on it the most, there is definitely a trope. That is-- You know, I'm not gay, but I would make out with Quinn. I would. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't-- That's-- I would make out with you, Drew. That's how not gay I am. I'm ready to put it on the line by making out with each and every-- Yeah. You want to kiss on camera right now, Drew? Exactly. That was a fun thing. Like, I remember high school and football, we had like prison style showers, and I would not shower with the team. And they're like, where are you not going to shower with us? You gay? Like, is that why? It is actually such a fun, like, Uno reverse. Yeah, and I just-- Yeah, I was very uncomfortable being naked in front of a bunch of dudes. You gay? What did you hold it for? And then, like, I was like, that was a fun, like, haha. And then, like, now years have passed. Like, I found out that, like, half of those guys were bisexual. So now I'm more glad I didn't shower with them. Yeah, that was the-- No, so-- That was-- Hey, didn't you-- You know, that was the homophobic thing right there. You were glad you didn't shower with some biceps. You were afraid-- That's the true colors for you. You were afraid you were going to-- The temptation was going to get to you. And the devil does live in the water. He does. He controls them. Uh-huh. Yeah, no, that's true. So you would have-- They would have got you. Well, no. If a still devil doesn't live in the water, it's just some people can't swim. And the church is like paying for insurance. That's what I found out. Yeah, that makes sense. Slime dunk. Anyways, so this is-- I really like the format of this podcast. I'm telling you-- Start with me, go back to Drew. It's the more we've done it, the more fun it becomes. Because Drew, you know, he's not going to go with therapy. Or he goes maybe once and then won't go again. I just started going. Yeah. How many times have you gone? Uh, three times. And how-- what period of time? From the beginning of May until now. That's not bad. That's not bad. How-- what do you feel? How do you feel about it? Um, I don't love it, okay? Um, it's-- it's the thing though. It's like-- it is kind of like you're working out though. It's like-- because you're going to be talking about-- shit, you normally don't like to think about usually. Yeah, yeah. And so it's-- at first, especially, it's not-- it might not be the most fun thing. Yeah. Because you're like-- Oh, we're going to talk about all the things I hate. Oh, it's not-- Do I have to talk about the showers again? No. No, I'm not traumatized from any of that. I was-- I will say though, as like a freshman in high school, I weighed 130 pounds and being on the freshman football team was terrifying because like when you're 130 pounds, you're 14 years old, these like 17, 18-year-old seniors who have beards, like they look like grown men. And they all made jokes about how they're going to make us suck their dicks. And it was pretty terrifying. And our football team-- But you said you weren't traumatized. No, I mean, it was terrifying, but nothing happened. Not traumatizing that. Yeah, there wasn't-- I was scared as fuck, but not traumatized. And they did get one of us. One of them did. Yeah, so they-- at football camp, they got a freshman and locked him in one of the dorm rooms. And then stripped him naked, shoved a banana up his ass, and then-- Was it a banana? That's what it was-- Well, at this point, at this point-- Which is what-- But just believe it's a banana. But when the coach asked about it, it was hazing. And so it was like-- Funnazing, yeah. Funnning games, you know what boys get? Yeah. Real John Hamm's in the making here. They definitely got the most like the toughest freshman dude on our freshman football team. And so in my mind, I was like, fuck, if they could get hit. Well, they were just teaching you guys a lesson. They just take the toughest one. They should have what football is like. Yeah, they have to teach you a lesson, too. If you see Tom Brady's speech, you just gave it the whole fame. Induction? No, I don't. Give a speech about football, and why everyone should do it, because it's hard. And it's like, you need to like-- And it's like, when people are, you know, like on summer break, like, waking up eating pancakes, like you're going to stick to a football camp, you know, you're waking up earlier, you're sweating, you're with people who are older than you, you're getting beat up. And getting-- Builds character. Getting bananas put up there. Yeah, yeah. No, that's all character building. Yeah. You shouldn't shy away from it. Exactly. You should kind of-- So why did you shy away from the shower? It was them. Yeah, he already-- No, no, that is-- I know, but like he's talking about this now. That is a good thing. Because if you don't want to do something, you should do it because it builds character. So kiss stronger. Yeah, kiss me right now on camera drew. There's a twist. He does want to kiss us, and that's why he's not going to fuck. That's right. That's nuts. That's nuts. Yeah. So anyway, it's very interesting. And also like, think about like, if you actually had really embraced all that, you'd probably be in the NFL. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. I don't like how hard he laughed at that. That's-- Yeah, you'd think about it, dude. Yeah. And then he wouldn't be caught. You weren't true to yourself, Drew. I'll also pull him to the-- Also, I'm a bit-- OK, I'm a little out. I just want to point out-- I'm just going to a little-- I just want to-- I just want to point out too. Remember when you're like, I'm not homophobic at all. And then we were talking about the Beast Mode shirt. You're like, I was pretty dumb. I'm wearing another dude's merchandise. [LAUGHTER] Would I like to contradict myself? And then also, you wore it. Like, you bought the shirt and wore it. And I can't believe I wore that. Yeah, dude. And this was like-- That picture was taken like weeks after they lost the Super Bowl, where they threw on the one-yard line. You need to support your boys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, you know what they needed? They needed the lowers. Hey, Drew. Marcia and Liz. Yeah, he means the Lord. Also, like, most of what you wear is like, sports memorabilia. You're just watching young men just work their ass off. Just sweat. And you're like, out of all the things that would make you cry, sports have got to be like number one. That is number one. Yeah, for sure. Watching these guys. Yeah. Yeah. Just a bunch of these guys. Seeing a bunch of guys. Seeing these guys walk across them. They worked so hard. They worked so hard, Drew. They're so hard. Well, and here's the thing. The selfish thing is like-- I could care less about them. That's just not true. Well, no. You could care less about-- No, no, no. The individual players in Gonzaga. Yeah. Who are your favorite NBA players? Yeah, no, they're all Gonzaga players. OK, so-- No, my-- If thinking about them winning the championship makes me think about, you know, my hometown and how growing up everyone in my hometown would have all wanted this thing to happen. But if they did that-- And it never does. If they did that, would you frame a jersey of like the star athlete on that team? Would you consider that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, do this. This is so many things that be up in the podcast studio. Don't make fuckin' sense. Q-E-D Drew, Q-E-D Drew, Q-E-D. It's like-- You don't even say-- It's fine to be like, "Yeah, I like these guys." It's about the point. It's true. It's about the point. But like, not saying you would-- You're like, you think about your town. That's why you like Gonzaga. And not these athletes. That is why I like-- Not these athletes. And he's like, "How much do you like fuckin' Timmy?" Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, these guys have brought you-- These specific guys who play-- Who are you not from your hometown? No, no. They play a lot, R. Yeah, but a lot of the stars are from Spokane, Washington at Gonzaga. Last year, one of their starters was. One of them. One of them. How many starters are there on the basketball team? Five. All right, better. And there's a bench. Hello, a dog entered. I'm just saying it sounds more like you're trying-- It's something you're trying to hide from us, the fact that you do enjoy some men out there. It doesn't mean you enjoy them sexually, but the fact that you won't be like, "I like Timmy, like he's cool." No, well, I said I loved Timmy. No, but I had to get it out of you. You did get it out of me. That's why I came. That's why I came to Utah. To get it out of you, Drew. Yeah. What do you have in my closet right now? I do have a Russell Wilson jersey. Did you cry when you got treated? I did not cry. You did. No, I don't know. You famously cried. You called Amanda on the phone. And Amanda thought someone died. No, okay. She did? I didn't cry. It was-- That's the long diet on. But the tone-- The tone was-- Can you recreate kind of what you sounded like? Oh, yeah. Do it. How did you start the call? All right, and then you're Amanda. Okay. Hey, Drew. What's going on? And then, silence. They got rid of him. He's gone. [LAUGHTER] He's gone. Who's gone? You got me, Amanda. He's gone. They traded Russell Wilson. Where? Fucking Denver. So who-- We're not going to win a Super Bowl for 15 years. Who did they get to replace him? No one. So you just left without a man now? I'm not even going to watch a single game this season. And that wasn't true. Yeah, and I said that on the phone though. I said I'm not watching a single game. I don't like it. And then I watched every game the next season. And then the irony is that Russell Wilson selected Denver. Yeah, no. And so that was really easy to get over. Yeah, but we'll obviously start to suck. But when you see an ex fail, it's really easy to get over. The way Amanda she described it to me, she was like, it was one of the most devastated she's ever seen you. Well, she didn't see it. But it was all the phone. Dude, shut the fuck off, dude. Yeah, OK. I know I get it. But still, I'm just saying, dude, you love dudes. Not me sexually, doesn't you? No, I have to be sexually. Dude, I know I love dudes. The dudes are great. There's your favorite dude right now. Yeah, who's the best dude? Which dude are you thinking about the most these days? And then also the same for Nicholas later. OK, that's a great question, actually. Favorite dude currently? Or it could be like, it doesn't have to be the most favorite, but dude is right now. I mean, right now it's the off season. I think it's more music right now. So I'm listening to a lot of Zach Bryan. OK. So that's probably the dude I'm thinking about the most. OK, Zach Bryan. Yeah, OK. I'm really not familiar with him. Oh, dude. So I don't know if you-- I saw this video on YouTube that kind of described him pretty well. It was like he is like country music, like Nirvana moment, because like in the 80s, all the music was like hair metal, and it was fun, like Motley Crue. And then Nirvana comes onto the scene and people like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. And then they're like, I don't want that music. They're like, I want to get into Kurt Cobain's head. And the people who are listening to countries are like-- Did you say that on purpose? What, what? Did you say that on purpose? They want to get into Kurt Cobain's head? His mind. I know, you know. Yeah, yeah. I didn't get the joke. I know. I just want to double check. Draw the comparison here. OK. And then so they're saying like, people don't want stupid music about, you know, tractors or beer or whatever stereotypical country song. They're like, oh, I want to hear Zach Brian write a song about his mom dying from alcohol withdrawals. Mm-hmm. So that's-- I like his stuff. It's pretty cool. All right. And Nicholas, how are you? So have you seen Godzilla minus one? Yeah. Just watched it. I am the doctor, the one who schemes up the plot to destroy Godzilla. I'll do it with the hair. Oh, he's a bona fide cutie quin. I think about him and his hair. I've been thinking about that for probably the past 24 hours. I watched again last night. And just after I got back from wise guys, I'm like, I can't get this guy out of my head. He is-- So he's a cutie. I haven't talked to you in a while. Have you-- do you like guys? I love guys, but not. Romanticly. I don't know. Not romantically. Sometimes, you know, I'm like, what? It's a real cute guy. I just kind of want to be around that real cute guy, you know? I don't want to like-- I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah, you know. And, you know, OK. So you don't like guys, but you love guys. But I love guys. I don't like guys, but I don't like-- This is a great podcast. This is fun. This is fun. It's a really, really-- Solve everything here. We've really figured it all out. From Idaho. I know. We did definitely establish certain things happen to you in Idaho. Right. Quin, what guy are you thinking about the most these days? I'll show you. Oh, hot dog. Shah LeClaire. Oh. Dude, who knows who that is. He's a Formula One driver. Oh, OK. Roger Ferrari. He's an incredible race car driver. He's also very hot. Love me. He has this great accent. Where's he from? Monte Carlo. OK. He's a monoco. But the one thing is, though, it's very hot, amazing race car driver. But I have seen a video of him trying to shoot a basketball. I just have to pretend that doesn't exist. Is that an ick for you, Quin? I mean, it's like it's-- I mean, he's a European guy. Uh-huh. Like, it's-- And he's like-- And he takes his shirt off. It's not his thing. I don't know why they took their shirt off. Like, how, like, hot-- But it's skins. But like, it's like-- He's like, we're all skins. He looks like-- Oh, like, it's like that, dude. It is like, it's so bad. Dude, when I was in Guatemala, watching them whenever anyone touched a basketball, it was just hooking it at the basket. Dude, I'm like, I'm so bad at basketball. But I'm like-- I felt like fucking Steph Curry watching him. Like, it is fun to, like, see these, like-- I remember I was in Edinburgh. I'm a mission. We went into, like, the university campground. Or the big fields. And they were like, we just found these guys. Who had a football-- American football just throwing it. These Scottish guys. And they were just like, ah, it's like, toss it. I mean, my panda walked up like, hey, we're from America. I want us to see how to throw a football. Did you help them? Yeah, because it's like, it's just crazy. It's like, it's the most athletic I've ever felt. Oh, dude. And like, like-- And it's like, oh, I like throwing football down. But I would just play with my friend. Like, we wouldn't-- But like, yeah, like, just that, they were just-- But they were just-- They have no idea, you know. I would play basketball with, like, the young men and whatever branch I was in in Guatemala. And we'd play, like, 4v1. And I felt like LeBron, too. [LAUGHTER] I can see his little guanapole and it's like-- [LAUGHTER] Just knocking it around. There's almost-- I can't dunk, but like, getting up there. But like, yeah, dude. But dude, just blocking shots. [LAUGHTER] Like, aggressive. Minimum efforts. Football, you're like, does this feel like any black dude feels like? [LAUGHTER] This is the coolest I have ever felt. Oh, dude. I felt so cool. It's-- yeah, it's pretty-- it's pretty awesome. And then we played soccer and I felt so dumb after that. Like, you know, I mean, I've been watching these, like, these two black dudes are reacting to, like, videos of, like, messy, like, um-- And like, these guys, like, just like-- They're like practicing, just like the, like, the tricks they're doing with their feet. And they just keep me like, what the-- It truly is, like, mind-blowing. You're like-- like, but yeah, it's the same shit. And you're like, yeah, you watch, like-- I don't know. I don't know if they're-- I mean, if-- I don't know if they're as blown away with Tom Brady, but-- There's no impressive Tom Brady highlight reel. Well, you'd-- You're so fucking stupid. No. No, dude. Here's the thing. I'm a Tom Brady fan. And-- He was the best player to ever play. Mm-hmm. Uh-- He proved it. A man? Kiss a bastionian. Kiss him. Well, um-- Well, you're not native, Bostonian. Didn't we establish that I was a native Bostonian at the beginning of the podcast? Like a native Bostonian. That was for a comedic effect. OK, make it fast. We got a wrap up. Yeah, yeah. Anywho, Amanda was like, what made him so great? And then I was like, look at the number. Let me go quick release. Yeah. Well, yeah, I had a quick release. But I was like, look at the numbers. How many Super Bowls he won? Like, no one has as many touchdowns yards. And then she's like, OK, let's see, like, some highlights. And I was searching for a good highlight reel. It's just-- there's nothing like-- No, they exist. I've seen him. Also, I think with him, I think the main impressive thing with him, because you watch all these amazing quarterbacks. You have some good highlights. Lamar Jackson. I love Lamar Jackson. I did it. Lamar Jackson too. I love Lamar Jackson. It is so fun to watch. The difference with Tom Brady. And this supplies to everything. With like, any amazing athlete or incredible person, with like, it's the way to handle pressure. And with Tom Brady, he says ice in his veins. Like, you know, just he just-- This is what I tried to like, convey to Amanda. But it doesn't translate well to like a five-minute highlight reel of his best place in this career. He should do instead of that. You say, you know what, Tom Brady is impressive. You know what's really impressive? A nuclear reactor. And you start showing that, you know? Anyways, would we hire-- Well, he's definitely the most qualified person. He's the only one there. Easily the most qualified person. Probably the most educated. And the way he can lobby. Like, you're kind of the lobbyist. I would love to be a lobbyist. Yeah, of course. You want money. I could roll into that. Would you work for Raytheon? I hope them with their news. Raytheon does have an office in Boston. And I did consider applying to a couple of ideas. How about Boeing? Boeing, no. No, Boeing has clearly hit the fan. They're nose diving right now. Okay, you know what's not? Airbus. Our business. Yeah, we need business. We could absolutely use you. Okay. You know, because we're going to have to lobby people to actually listen to this podcast. Okay. And I feel like you're great. I mean, just the way we've already discussed how good you'd be in a fast food window. That's right. We just kind of, you'd be perfect for us. And also a great example of an idyllic figure for the rest of our staff to look up to and be like, that's what you should do in life. Yeah. This is the way you're supposed to exist. You're supposed to have aspirations and actually follow through on them. You know? Thank you. And yeah, and so we could really use you in the office. But also you probably wouldn't be in the office because you'd be out in Congress. I want to be out there. I want to go out and tell. And I just want to tell, I guess, the people at home listening and watching is go out to Taco Bell and get yourself a cheese it. What is it? A crunch wrap. A cheese it crunch wrap, guys. Oh, did you sign a politician already? Oh, dude, it's like that. It's like, it's like, it's like a paint man. He won the Super Bowl. And he made first thing he said when they're like, how are you feeling right now? I was like, I feel like I want to go home and drink Coca-Cola. And he, and he, and he, Papa John. Papa John is the first thing he's like, when they brought the mic to him. Is most recent with the one with the Broncos? I can't remember if it was the Bronco. It might have been the Broncos, but- He looks at his hand and she's like, seared. Ten. I was watching Coca-Cola and- Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa. And I was watching with my family, my dad was like, yeah, I definitely got paid to say that. That's, my dad's pretty fun to watch stuff with sometimes. He sees through all the bullshit. Yes. He saw right through it. Saw right through it, dude. Now these are CIA agent, dude. I was like, I didn't see. I was like, I thought he just liked it, you know? Oh, he wanted to go Coca-Cola and Papa John. Yeah, I've never had Papa John's, but no, no, I kind of want it. Oh, I'm going to hank her. Oh, I'm going to be a paint man. Anyways, love having you here. Sad to see you go back to Boston, but anyways- It's been a lot of fun. Thanks for having me, guys. This has been, this has been a thrill. I really enjoyed popping on this podcast. I just want to say that right before this, my friend is a bartender in Salt Lake. He texted me and said, hey, Nick Swartzson just walked in here. You should come and I said, god damn it, I'm in Provo. But then I put my phone down and I said, I don't really care. Because I get a podcast with Nicholas Doublefield today. With Nicholas. So actually, yeah, I'm like, is it so much, very happy? Which- Okay, thank you very much. It should be bigger than Nick Swartzson. Yeah. One day, I will probably never perform drunk on stage, so- Okay, well, never say never. But never say never. You're right. Quinn, thanks for not holding me back. Everything never else though. You're probably the first comic to be special at Chernobyl. Yes. And that would be sick. That would be- That would be cool as well. That would be- Yeah, we need to wrap up- Don't tell Ukraine. We need to stop. We need to stop. Don't tell Ukraine. We need to end that war so Nick can film this special. Yeah. All right, we'll leave it right there. Okay, Cheez-