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Chopped Chumps - 7.12.24

Alright, we'll admit it. Y'all were pretty witty today. Cutting the Chump Line had us choosing between very good options. That means you win, too. That means Chopped Chumps is funnier than usual. You're welcome!

Duration:
2m
Broadcast on:
12 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

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