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There is Biden having showing some signs of his age, but he also has the resilience, and I'm sticking with President Biden. I'm some. I'm keeping it. I'm going down with the ship. After that, members of the balloon, quote unquote, going down, all of a sudden they came doing that. Well, we set up a new mechanism. There's a direct line between she and me. Right dials. But dials galore. Well, anyway. Rump swabs, hacks, and moonbaats beware. It's Howie Car. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty two, forty two, seven, six, so can you make the case to Caroline Levitt about Jay Valentine? I called her today. She's in this post today, and I will be calling her again next week. I'll call Corey Lewandowski if necessary. I don't want the same thing to happen again. This is as important as the 2020 election was, we can't lose, lose again, especially if it's stolen, you know, it can't, it can't be allowed to happen. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty two, forty two, two, five, six, the UPA, UPS will not just drop off the mailed out ballots. The undeliverable mailed out ballots are returned to a central location. That is where the skullduggery starts. According to what that guy said yesterday. No, he also said that the Democrats, the Soros types, the NGOs will be waiting there. They'll get the word when the ballots are being delivered, and they'll deliver a packet of them, or maybe even hundreds, to one location, and they'll just grab them and fill them out and drop them off. And again, once they go into the box, it's too late because you can't tell a real one from a Soros ballot, a Soros type ballot, let me put it that way. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty two, forty two, and again, next hour, we're going to have can't and confidential. I think you're going to love that, love that. It's a quiz. I've been working on it all day. All of us have been working on it. You can, you can win a nice copy of Paper Boy if you answer the question correctly. They're not too hard. Some of them are harder than others, but a lot of them are pretty easy. Time now for the Trump line. So, in the big takeaways last night where that Putin has usurped power in the Ukraine and the former president, the vice president, kept the current president from making things happen. Got it. And Trump has transitioned. That's another thing that's happened. Biden is now campaigning in Northville, Michigan. It must be very exciting because they're doing, they're still doing the five, you know. And there looks, there looked to be a crowd of maybe dozens of people. Maybe not quite dozens, maybe tens of people. I'm voting for the Biden Trump ticket this year, no joke. Not hyperbole. My word is a Biden. My vice president Trump, and I wouldn't have picked her if I hadn't thought she was qualified. Today's Trump line is brought to you by Rizzo Insurance. When was the last time you had someone audit your insurance to see if you're getting the most coverage for your money? Contact Dan or Paul Rizzo at RizzoInsurance.com. They have helped me and my staff and they can help you save money too. Get the Rizzo Insurance Audit at no charge, no obligation. RizzoInsurance.com. Come on, man, thank you for attending my big boy mess conference. Following the advice of my commander-in-chief, I mean commander of the K9, I want to command the Ukrainian armed force and the president, Vladimir Kludin. And I would have picked my vice president, Professor Congressman Donald Trump, to be my vice president, unless I knew she was qualified to be president. Foreign Minister Plankin, why are you making that face? Did I put my pants again? I really don't know what he said. They don't think he knows what he said either. You know, I know he called Trump the vice president last night, but you know, he has in the past, and we haven't played that cut nearly enough, where he calls him Donald Hump. After sweeping all his problems under the rugs, the long knives have finally come out for plugs. It was the debate that shield their fate because now the world knows he's been living on drugs. Yeah, better living through chemistry, not always. Very good Joe Biden, they're just not, miracle drugs will only produce so many miracles. That's the lesson here of Joe Biden. But if Donald Hump, Donald Trump is reelected, I got to hear that one again, please. But if Donald Hump, Donald Trump is reelected. Who would you prefer to vote for, for vice president, Donald Trump or Donald Hump? You know, Biden was right for more years of Biden, and Putin will be president of Ukraine. Yeah, you know, there was a headline in the Wall Street Journal on the front page, Ukraine's path to NATO is complicated by Trump. I hope the hell he's complicating it. I don't want to get into a nuclear war, World War III, to protect all the kleptocrats led by Zelensky in Ukraine. Good Lord. So if Trump is vice president and Joe Biden steps down, no election is needed. Joe gets to keep the war chest. That's 100% for the big guy. Go do it Joe. You know what they say in Massachusetts, they always keep the war chest. I'm keeping my options open. I'm 80 years old that I'm on death store step, but I'm keeping my options open. And now I'm going to, now I'm going to charge some dinners to what, to my campaign account. Think what you could do with 240 million dollars. The long and not so illustrious career of George Clooney, 1997, Batman and Robin 2024, Ratman and Biden. Oh, that's great. From Batman to ratman, excellent work. And every time another prominent Democrat or celebrity calls for Brandon to step aside an angel gets its wings. Famous Sheldon Leonard Barth and their line and it's a wonderful life. That's great. Again, I'm imploring the networks to put up the clock or the count up clock. Every time a Democrat calls for a Biden to step aside, that's the euphemism. They're using step aside. They should have it run up, you know, like the, it used to be the deficit clock and time square and then it was the COVID clock when Trump was president. You know the COVID clock went out of business on all networks simultaneously at noon on January 20th, 2021. It's amazing how that worked. Dementia Joe didn't even have an opponent but still managed to get his ass kicked. That's what I mean. It wasn't debate. He was debating the teleprompter and then he was debating all the rump swabs from PBS and all the other acolytes that were from the Amen chorus that were asking him questions. I'm a Democrat. This fall, I'm going to be tackling with Kamala. Not, not if Dr. Jill has anything to say about it, you won't be. When asked if he was offended, the president Biden called him President Putin, Zelensky said, "Hey, as long as they spell my name right on the check." Right. Although he would prefer cash, I'm sure. Hey, Remair, if I've been riding with Biden, yeah, it might be swimming to Eggertown by now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, who would you rather have given you a ride home? A drunk Ted Kennedy in 1969 or a Brandon, 81 years young in 2024. I might go with Ted, but I'd keep the window open in case of an emergency. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. All right. That's it for the Chumpline today. The Chumpline is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie Carr show. You can call and leave a message at any time between the hours of 1 and 4 p.m. Eastern time weekdays. Chumpline number is 844-542-844-542-442-442. Press 2 for the Chumpline. Leave your message. We may or may not play it at this time each weekday. 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Got a great cop story? Email it to PoliceBloder@HowEkarShow.com and listen to PoliceBloder Facts Friday every Friday at 5.30. Your story could win you a great prize from The HowEkar Show Store. Today's poll question is brought to you by Perfect Smiles. Don't be fooled by imposters with similar names. If you're unhappy with your smile, you need to visit Dr. Bruce Houghton in Nashville. Call 1-844-a-PerfectSmile or visit PerfectSmiles.com. Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowEkarShow.com, is do you support allowing Massachusetts cities and towns to bring back two-for-one happy hours, 40 years after Mike Dukakis outlawed them. This was 40 years ago, Friday afternoon, I'd be in City Hall on the 7th floor. He said, "Hey, walk across the street to the purple shamrock. Yes, I'm in favor of it." 80% of the audience says, "Yes, 20% say no." Alright, 844-542-42-978. I usually say Friday night shows for the weekend, but with can't confidential, I'm all in. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. I'm so happy. It's going to be in the Herald on Sunday, too. We're going to have at least a page, maybe we'll have two pages worth, I don't know. Man, this is from Cape Cod, Yarmouth. Man arrested for trying to sexually assault child at Cape Cod Soccer Game, police say. Ryan Evans, 27 of South Yarmouth, was charged in connection with the alleged crime. He was trying to lure and molest the child on Tuesday night. A five-year-old child that found that while a soccer game was taking place, Evans, a man, lured the victim behind the park's restroom where the attempted assault took place. Ryan Evans, a man. I go back to 2021. Man, this is from the Cape Cod times. Ryan charged with Yarmouth burglary assault ordered to undergo evaluation in Worcester. Ryan Evans, 24, I think it's the same, man, was arraigned in Barnstable District Court on charges of unarmed burglary and assault, assault and battery, assault to rape a child. Isn't that what he's been charged with today, earlier this week, destruction of property and larceny under $1,200. Ryan Evans' mother told the Cape Cod times that her son was diagnosed with an intellectual disability at 13 and has the mind of a 15-year-old. He was born Cape Cod Hospital? No, you would be incorrect. He was born in Jamaica and came to the U.S. in 2019. While in Jamaica, he did not complete school getting to the 10th grade before he left and started working. His only previous criminal record was shoplifting about a year ago, meaning 2020. So now this guy who was charged with assault to rape a child in 2021, a Jamaican, probably an illegal alien, has now been charged again with the attempted rape of a child. Do you think anything is going to happen to him? Of course not, of course not. Meanwhile, police drunk illegal alien killed six-year-old Alabama girl in car crash. Zellvin Gomez, a 25-year-old illegal alien from Honduras, was driving while intoxicated with the six-year-old girl who has not been identified. This was in Alabama. I guess he didn't have -- you mean Zellvin -- excuse me, Zellvin Pavan, hyphen Gomez. And I get compliments on the hyphen. He was driving at 3 a.m., he didn't have to get up to go to work at his job. Leslie, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Leslie. Hi, Howie. Hi. Hi. On the Karen read trial, I am so sick of listening to that. I think she's going to get a plea deal because of the fact she said I hit him, I hit him. Yeah, but she didn't -- you know, no one said that at the time. That was a story that was put out months later. That's none of the early police reports. She said, "Did I hit him? Could I have hit him?" And, you know, the globe keeps running with that, but it's very fake news, Leslie. But we get -- trial is like -- everybody's on overkill with it. I think they should just declare it in this trial and let this girl go. Well, they have declared a mistrial, but now they want to try her again because they're trying to protect their friends. I mean, this is Norfolk County. It's like Chinatown in the -- in the Jack Nicholson movie, you know? I mean, they just -- the corruption here is just breathtaking, Leslie. I mean, they -- they won't let her go and they now have the jury saying we voted to acquitter and they won't accept it. Oh, I hate this. I really do. I'm sorry. What can I say? You know? I mean, this -- you can't just stand by and let them railroad somebody. I mean, again, this comes back to what Trump says, you know? They're not after me. They're after you. I'm just in the way. Trump also says, if they can do this to me, they can do it to you. So think of it this way. If they can do it to Trump, they can do it to Karen Reid. If they can do it to Karen Reid, they can do it to you. And you know, you'll notice they're not going after this guy, this Jamaican, probably illegal alien who's been charged now twice with trying to rape a -- rape a young child. He's still walking around, but they want to put her in jail for -- for the rest of her life. It's outrageous. Eight, four, four, five hundred, forty-two, forty-two got more illegal alien news, which we'll get to at some point during the day, but when we come back, we will be doing police water, facts Friday, I'm Howie Carr. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios, it's that time of the week, the bottom of the third hour of the Friday afternoon show, you know what that means, it's time for police water facts Friday. You know how it works all week long, we ask you to send in your funny stories that you see online or even in your daily newspaper, weekly newspaper, that's still delivered if you get one. Some newspapers still have the police log, the police blotter column done by the police department. Anything that's funny with your -- that involves the local law enforcement or that's weird involving your local police department, because I said -- You sent me a few weird ones. I sent a couple of weird ones to Taylor this week. It's weird. But you know, they send them to policebladder@howiecarshow.com, policebladder@howiecarshow.com, and you could win a nice prize if you're picked as one of the two best funniest entries of the week, and Taylor, one of the two winning entries is going to get this week. So next hour, you're giving away Paper Boy, right? Correct. Why don't we start with this hour? Okay. With two winning entries this week, we'll get a copy of my book, Paper Boy. It's available at howiecarshow.com and at amazon.com, and -- but you'll have a chance to win more next hour with it. Yeah, I'm confidential. A fine tome, it is. All right, so these are the runners up, they do not win a prize. Alligator attacks woman in Hillsborough River. Hillsborough. Yep. Temple Terrace, Florida. Oh, okay. Not Hillsborough, North Carolina. No. It's a little close to Chapel Hill. A woman is recovering after officers with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission say she was bitten by an alligator in the Hillsborough River. What was the alligator's name? The alligator's name was Rocky. Rocky. Rocky the alligator. That's the name. I've got no influence here. According to the -- On the birth certificate, it says Rocco. According to the FWC, the woman was in the water on the 4th of July. When the approximately eight foot long gator bit her in the leg, she was taken to an area hospital to be treated for her injuries. The FWC says it's rare for an alligator to cause serious injury to someone in Florida. Because people have the sense enough to not go in the fresh water, right? Yes. Yes. But on Independence Day, she shed some red blood and it made her feel very blue. And I think she may have been white, so -- Chances are she was red, white and blue. How patriotic. That's not the only 4th of July story we have. We'll get to that one in just a little bit. Everyone was wearing a hat, right? They were wearing a hat. Yeah. I don't think -- Different from the kind of hat that I'm wearing. I'm wearing the laser cap for my hair. Listen, listen to it. Not all of the laser caps have these kinds of sound effects to go along with the red lights coming out of the top. Hat or no hat in that story, I think the outcome would have been the same. Dog saves owner after naked man attacks him, family sees. What are dogs? Did the naked man attack him, the man or the dog? I think the naked man attacked another man. An 86-year-old Manchester New Hampshire man is recovering. After police had his neighbor showed up at his back door naked and attacked him before the man's dog jumped in and held the neighbor down. This is what you call man's best friend. Manchester police said Ned Tarmy, 86, was attacked early Sunday morning in his Pine Avenue home. His nephew, Jeff Tarmy, said his uncle was home alone with the family dog, Cain. Cain? A beautiful dog. A talented dog. Looks like a part pit. Some cases it's good to have a part pit. It sure is. When he went to take the dog outside, Jeff Tarmy said their neighbor, Donald Pierce, 55, was standing outside naked and screamed that he was going to kill Ned Tarmy. Tears then began throwing rocks and lawn furniture at Ned Tarmy. The dog started to fuss a tiny bit so he thought maybe the dog had to go out so he came downstairs and he came to this door here and when he opened up the door he got hit by a brick. Jeff Tarmy said there was a fully naked man right here. That's when Cain, the dog jumped in holding him down. He was naked. He was naked as a jay bird. Jeff Tarmy said police used a stun gun on Pierce and also-- Don't chase me, bro. Don't chase me. And also had to use it on Cain to get him to let go. He said the dog is doing fine and he believes the dog saved his uncle's life. They had to tase the dog. Don't chase me, bro. Tase and Cain. Was that Cain? By the way, Limerick Guy says the woman. Don't race me, bro. Not, bro. Limerick Guy says the woman in the river, the Hillsborough River in Florida. She required Gatorade. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Police Blogger Facts Friday is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration. Watch this segment live at rumble.com/thehowiecarshow to see how we wearing the laser hair cap. And learn how you can get a fuller head of hair and a laser hair cap of your own. It's really working, too. And again, you got to have the hair transplants first, but this helps. Right. You can learn more at pfehair.com or call 1-800-208-Hair. Florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves. Don't you hate it when that happens? So he drove it in through the doors, passed the checkout counter and then into the shelves. I'm not sure if this was one of their own scooters that you can just hop on to. Oh, I see. Okay. Oh. 29 swerved through the store in Melbourne, ran into shelves and nearly mowed down customers on Sunday. When police were called to the store, Gregory was allegedly hauling an open bottle. Yeah. That's exactly right. An open bottle of Smirnoff vodka inside. It was another Pleasant Valley Sunday here in Wal-Mart Land. Yeah. He was drinking President Putin of Ukraine's favorite drink, Smirnoff vodka. He had glassy eyes, smelled like alcohol and refused to take a breathalyzer test. The booze hound on wheels was arrested for DUI, disorderly intoxication and possession of an open container. How old was this guy? 39, Jack Benny's age, sugar daddy, slayed by two women after severing his thumb, using it to buy drugs, booze on cash haps. I'm glad you decided to use this one. It is. I took this one to Taylor. Bizarre story. Two women have been charged with murdering and dismembering a man in Washington, D.C. in April with one of them using his severed thumb to steal money from his bank account to splurge on Uber rides, weed and booze. Tiffany Taylor, at least they didn't waste the money. Pardon me. Tiffany Taylor Gray, 22, was arrested in Maryland earlier this month on a warrant for first-degree murder while armed for the slaying of 53-year-old, facial teclomerium, who was found dead inside his D.C. So she was armed and he was de-thumped. He was de-thumped exactly. One witness said Gray worked as a sex worker and that Gray described teclomerium as her sugar. It's a sex worker or anything like a hooker. It is. Prostitute hooker, lady of the evening streetwalker, described teclomerium as her sugar daddy, although those claims have not been verified by police. Teclomerium, a married father of two, according to a GoFundMe page, was found inside his Peabody Street home with stab wounds, multiple blunt force fractures to his head and missing his right thumb. Sounds like he was just hit by a Lexus outside of a house to me, not dismembered in an apartment. I didn't know that about the thumb. I'll bet that's done. So it's like those old sci-fi movies where they would kill you and remove your eye and hold it up to the scanner so they could gain access to the top secret lab. They used his thumb to open up his cash app and then send money from his account to their accounts. So and they used that to buy all the drugs. There have been other arrests, Audrey Denise Miller. She was arrested June 21, charged with first degree murder and I believe they're still seeking two more people in connection to this murder. By the way, the 86 year old guy they got attacked in Lowell and was rescued by his pit bull. Someone 978 said Ned Tarmy, that's his name, worked for the Lowell Water Department for years. The plant is named in his honor. Oh wow. He's a very nice man. Maybe a listener. We wish you well Ned. Yes we do. Listening now in Manchester, New Hampshire. Joe shows South Carolina father dancing moments before he placed fatal firework on his head. A fatal firework. He accidentally killed himself after placing a firework on his head. The South Carolina father definitely embraced the holiday. He was decked out in a stars and stripes outfit overalls. He even had a top hat, but sadly for his wife and son, he got swept away by the holiday. In an act of show boating, he earned himself a possible nomination for this year's Darwin Awards. This is from wideopencountry.com. They wrote this not me. I think he's got to be a front runner. 41 year old Alan Ray McGrew of Somerville, South Carolina. That's dangerous. Alan Ray McGrew. That's a very good South Carolina name, McGrew. He died after the large firework exploded, suffered severe injuries to the head that killed him. He was dancing in a video just before he set off this firework. His wife said that her husband wouldn't listen to reason. Family members urged him to take the firework off his head, but he ignored their pleas. Additionally, they didn't know that he already lit the firework. Paige McGrew said he was holding this firework over his top hat. I thought he was just show boating before he set it on the ground. I didn't realize he had already lit it. The South Carolina father had been drinking for several hours before the incident. It's likely that alcohol played a contributing factor. His wife said that he loved Independence Day. Alan loved the cocktail too. He was a patriot. He was proud of his son and he was excited. Was he drinking red, white, and blue? They still make red, white, and blue. Is that a beer? Yes. It's a downscale pap's beer. I've never heard of it. Is it red, white, and blue? Red, white, and blue. Oh. He was a patriot. He was proud of his son and he was excited to have a new daughter-in-law. He was living his best life last night. She called him a genuine, good person who loved life. See, if I had done this, my wife would not be saying these kind things about me. She would be saying, "Wouldn't an idiot? Would a moron? I can't believe it." You know, there used to be a fire marshal in this state, Steve Cone, C-O-A-N, and every 4th of July he would get one of these dummies. The dummies, right. He used to make me pull those videos. Yeah, he would get the dummy and he'd put a giant, like the thing that killed this guy and he'd put it on the dummy's arm and it would blow up the arm. Blow off all those figures everything. If Steve Cone had been in the Gamecock state of South Carolina, dangerous Dan McGrew might still be alive today. Our next runner up, cop confronts driverless Waymo car that freaked out and drove into oncoming traffic. An Arizona cop got quite the surprise when he recently pulled over a white Jaguar SUV for an alleged slew of reckless actions near a construction zone. The car turned out to be a driverless Waymo taxi with no one inside. What's a Waymo? I guess it's like an Uber without a driver, very low-cost Uber. Newly released body cam footage from the Phoenix Police Department shows how the officer chased down the vehicle near 7th Avenue in Osborne Road on June 19th after it allegedly drove into oncoming traffic, ran a red light, and freaked out. The officer's confusion is audible. Have you been drinking? Maybe. Some heavy-weight oil. Yeah, it's Arizona, could it be an undocumented automatic driving car that doesn't have the enzyme? It's interesting how this works, though. The officer's confusion is audible after he goes up to the driver side of the vehicle, which is designed to pull over when it detects emergency lights and sirens and sees that the car he stopped doesn't have a driver. The driver's window on the car, owned by Waymo, which is run by Google's parent company, rolls down. The vehicle's audio system then connects the officer with a company rep, and the cop informs them of the problem. So your car here drove into oncoming lanes of traffic. The rep responds, "Okay, I'll go ahead and take a look at that right now." The cop adds, "Yeah, there's like a bit of a construction area," and it went on to opposing lanes of traffic, which is real bad. Another officer can be seen at one point popping by to ask what's going on and also appears visibly surprised to see the car as empty. There's the darnest thing I ever heard. 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The Howie Car Show is back. 617 says the cops in Arizona issued the robot car a DW AI. That's pretty good. Officer Mark says I give today's police blood effects Friday a severed sugar daddy. I'm sorry. I'm very. All right, we've got limited time here. So these are our two winners, cops say men set various critters free from pet store and wee hours of night, catch them with animals in pants. Please say they arrested in Ohio man Tuesday after he allegedly broke into numerous businesses and collars. They arrived at the scene of the Petland store in Hillard station at 3.45 a.m. finding the door wide open. Officials found animals, including dogs, birds, ferrets, rabbits and gerbils roaming free around the store. But there were some rabbits, ferrets and gerbils that were not recovered. Authorities were looking for a homeless man who had previously broken into a chicken wings restaurant and famous footwear along the same road that night. They found him in the parking lot and discovered multiple gerbils inside the suspects pants. Richard here could not be reached for comment. Yikes. And our final winner couple arrested for pouring margarita down but at Mexican restaurant Jose Cuervo is not a friend of a Georgia couple who engaged in some gross margarita shenanigans. The man who tried funneling a drink down his wife's ass has been ID'd as Joe Boyette. He along with Mary Sweatt were arrested for misdemeanor public indecency after video of their hijinks went viral. As if their clowning wasn't bad enough, Mary triggered the arrest after she went to cops and complained someone had leaked the video and it was spreading like wildfire on social meetings. She outed herself. Joe couldn't get the funnel to work as they party that rodeo Mexican restaurant. That answers the question what they meant by that but the funnel funnel they were supplied a funnel by an employee at the restaurant who has yet to be identified. Boyette turned himself in Monday, Sweatt turned him or turned herself in a day later. They've not been able to identify the restaurant staffer who gave them the funnel. Another clip shows Sweatt exposing her breasts and Boyette putting her left nipple in his mouth while she grabs his head and pulls him closer in the restaurant. This is why I don't get out as much anymore. That's all the more reason to get out.