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Chopped Chumps - 7.10.24
"Chop Chumps" is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! They're going to substitute Michelle Obama for Biden because Michelle's the right choice, America's not ready for a woman. The only reason Biden is staying in, because it would be too hard for all the illegal aliens that want to vote to learn a new name. Hey Joe, what's your handicap? Let's see here. Folio, Parkinson's, dementia, Alzheimer's. No, I mean at golf. Never mind a cognitive test. Joe Biden is so bad he can't even pass the SNF test. Howie, what the woman Abaddon and Joey Chestnut have in common. They both moved on from all beef wieners. The ghost of JFK phoned in to say "he was the original mouse, Jacob." Howie, when Joe Biden first wakes up, he thinks to himself, "What will be my best look today?" Top down or top up? No, not the co... or that, the coffin. Yeah, hey Captain, I guess you didn't get invited to what Marty Walsh is wedding. (Music) That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.