The Howie Carr Radio Network
Chopped Chumps - 7.8.24
Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Brandon Taylor's claims they won't be spoon-feeding questions to reporters anymore. Man, if you believe that, they've got a Trans-Pacific Railroad Bridge to sell you. Joe, I'm so proud of you. You answered all the questions. I'm gonna make sure I get you some gold stars to stick in your notebook. Hey, Howie. Branding couldn't pass a carbonative test if it said "fish or price" on the side of it. Joe Biden said Trump has the morals of an alley cat, and he has the marbles of a stuffed cat. Hey, Howie. Did you hear the new Biden campaign slogan? Biden 2024. He's the goodest. Apparently, Hunter Biden is now in the West Wing helping make policy decisions. I heard the very first one from now on, only young Russian prostitutes will be allowed over the southern border. Let me see if I have this right. Originally, Joe Biden was Joe's babysitter. And now, she's... Oh, you know the thing. You know, for the longest time, the most inco here and disjointed messed up thing I'd ever seen was that one scene from Dumbo with a pink elephant bomb parade. And now, thanks to the Democrat Party, we have blue doggies on parade, and it's not even a competition. You know, now it's hard to tell if Biden is whispering, or if he's trying to struggle in his normal voice. "That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump." Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.