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Chopped Chumps - 7.5.24
"Chop Chumps" is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Jack Nicholson flew over the footballs nest, Joe Biden flew into the football field. George Stephanopoulos sure has a nice gig at ABC News. It would be a shame if something would happen to it. You did such a good job, Joe! You even remember to flush this time! "Sir, the United States America better, I will make the supreme sacrifice of going to that before fast-locked heirs at 8 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Central. There is nothing wrong with me, and I told the governor of Hawaii Vivo. It's just my brain." I guess Brandon getting spray-tanned orange implies senile orange, man, good. "Hey, Howie, I heard it's going to be pretty hard for somebody to win at the Joe Steps because they've already counted all the deadboats already." "Hey, uh, the Joe Biden was not wishing anybody a happy 4th of July when he said "ho, ho, ho." He thought it was Hunter Biden's birthday and was telling him he's autumn-a-crescent. "Come on, man. I've always identified as a black woman. In fact, I have an appointment with Michael Jackson's dermatologist next week, and I'm telling him, "Just give me the office as well, don't you?" "No, while they're giving Joe Biden the brain scan, I think they should give Kamala Harris one, too. Maybe between the two of them they could come up with one brain." "That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump." Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.