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This podcast is brought to you by the Eden Pure Thunderstorm. BOGO is back for one week only. Buy one and get one of the Eden Pure Thunderstorm free. Order at EdenPureDeals.com code word Howie BOGO. [MUSIC PLAYING] Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show. We have Kamala. I think she's going to be better. She's so bad. Bush. Thanks to our commander in chief, the-- [LAUGHING] He said it. He said it. Bush. They think democracy is threat. I think there's a threat. Yeah. And the threat comes from? When the time is right, you'll know. I'd say it this way, but from the Democrats. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. You got me, man. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm not-- [LAUGHING] --and, uh-- Oh! Set up! Oh, my God! Santa, here I know him. Happy Independence Day. You discussed me. How can you live with yourself? All right. I'll come back out when I let the open the gate. You sit on a throne of lies. Not like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa. Say hello to oyster buddies. Come on up, buddy. Rump swabs, hacks, and moonbaats beware. It's-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] How we car? 844-500-4242, that color was saying that someone was reporting that they might run Obama as a vice president, but it's just-- that's ridiculous for a number of reasons, but someone just sent me something from the 12th Amendment. No person constitutionally ineligible to the office of presidents shall be eligible to that of vice president of the US. Well, that would apply to Obama, because he served two terms. He can't run for a third term. 617, all his donors are pulling out, doesn't that say something? Yeah, there's a story. Jeff Katzenberg, he's one of the Hollywood moguls. And he's a big money guy that was running the Hollywood fundraising operation for Biden. Big money Hollywood donors are reportedly enraged at movie mogul Jeffrey Katzenberg for the age washing. I don't know what the-- I never heard that age-- I think it just means for spreading bowl bleep that President Joe Biden is OK. He's being accused by his entertainment's industry peers of misleading them by downplaying Biden's age related decline and failing to sound the alarm in time to allow the Democrats to pick a suitable replacement. You know, how about they turn on the TV set? How about they read something other than all the left-wing blogs? And they would have seen for themselves anybody who had a TV set. I know that MSNBC and CNN weren't playing it, but you could see it. And certainly, if you were on social media, you could see it-- RNC Research Act on Twitter had it every day. We had it every day. OK, so you know what I say? Well, audio clips aren't the same as seeing the video. The RNC Research has the clips every day. The video clips every day. 844, 542, 42. Time now for the chump line. [MUSIC PLAYING] In the battle with dementia, ho, ho, ho, Joe Biden. [LAUGHING] Yeah, it's not really a Christmas song, but I like it. I always-- real well-calling to go. I always just realized that the blogger covering the cash in trial was named Turtle Boy. I thought they were talking about you. You know, with your nickname from the 90s, Girdle Boy. [LAUGHING] Where the hell did that come from? I-- I beat Anorexia in the '90s, yes. But now it's back, oh, I'm fighting it now again. By the way, why doesn't Canton go to a city form of government? Right now they have a town, so they don't have a mayor. If they went to a city form of government, who would be better to lead the city of Canton than its newest resident, Bill Weld? I mean, he embodies everything that Canton stands for-- red nose, drunkenness, stumbling down, falling down, et cetera. Today's chumpline is sponsored by Jake Rooney is located on the curve on Route 28 in Harwich Board. Jake Rooney is the exclusive home of the mouthwatering stone grill dinner. Served to your table sizzling hot and fresh. Jake Rooney is for great food, cocktails, and entertainment. And don't forget Jake Rooney's second location at the Cranberry Golf Course in Harwich. That's Jake Rooney's. As Joe's running, mate, I love Joe. And I love Jake Yellow's cool buses. And I really love Joe getting chucked onto the wheel, going round and round at the big yellow's cool bus. [LAUGHTER] You know, I really think-- maybe this is a minority view. I really think Brandon is less of a danger to the country than Kamala Harris. And I think Brandon, despite what the polls out today say, that she's weaker against Trump than Biden is, I think Biden is the easiest one to take out. So how Biden has been fighting battles with dementia and losing. [LAUGHTER] You know, I hate to say it, but nobody ever wins a battle with dementia. Joe Biden says it's hard to make things up, but he makes it look so easy. That's right. Get ready, Bao, as he likes to say. Joe Biden has gone from pretending to be a doctor, to pretending to be president. Well put, the thing is, I'm not sure she's pretending. You know, I don't think Edith Wilson was pretending more than 100 years ago. But I don't think Jill is either. And they're going to make him stand to the bitter end. And again, I keep coming back to this quote. I wrote it down when it was live in Madison. They're there trying to push me out. I'm staying. Again, Mr. President, the recurring question, who is they? Who are you talking about? Can you give us some names? So the Canton gang isn't through with Karen Reid, because meatball still thinks his frame up will succeed. Can't take these mullets who look like bullets. The only bright side is in the end, she'll be freed. Yeah, it's a long way to go. I just don't know what the feds are up to. Turtle boy was saying, he's worried that, you know, if Trump selected, he'll get rid of Josh Levy. And he probably will at some point. But I don't think getting rid of Josh Levy is the top priority of a new Trump administration. I mean, Josh Levy has been pretty much down the middle. And there are a lot of US attorneys that need replacing before him. And besides, this case is so dirty. Whoever comes in as the next US attorney, if Trump is elected, I don't think it's going to drop this case in Canton. Yesterday, just like everyone else, we enjoyed our CD of "Nack King Cole's Fourth of July Song" collection. [LAUGHS] Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's just a great thing to ho, ho, ho. Who hasn't thought of the Fourth of July, all the fireworks going off, the American flags, the barbecues, all the great, great moments, and just said to themselves, ho, ho, ho, it's everybody's-- everybody's done it. Ho, ho, ho! Happy Independence Day! God save-- God save the Queen! I hold in my hand, be last time alone. A full moon. What would you see if meatball Morrissey dropped his pants? [SCREAMS] [LAUGHS] Don't worry. We'll be talking more about meatball Morrissey as the days and the weeks go on. Jack, Nichols. All right, today's chumpline is sponsored by Jake Rooney's located on the curve on Route 28 in Harwichport. Jake Rooney is the exclusive home of the mouthwatering stone grill dinner. Serve to your table sizzling hot and fresh. Jake Rooney's for great food, cocktails, and entertainment. Don't forget Jake Rooney's second location at the Cranberry Golf Course in Harwich. That's Jake Rooney's. That's it for the chumpline today. The chumpline is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie Car Show. You can call and leave a message at any time between the hours of 1 and 4 PM weekdays. And the number to call, if you'd like to leave such a message, 844, 500, 42, 42, 844, 500, 42, 42. Press 2 for the chumpline, leave your message. We may or may not play it at this time each weekday. And the messages that we didn't have room or time for, maybe one of yours was in that category. We post every evening around 7 o'clock, the second chumpline of the day with all the messages we didn't have room or time for. It's called Chop Chumps. And you can get the second chumpline of the day wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcast. Yesterday, just like everyone else, we enjoyed our CD of Nacking Cole's 4th of July song collection. I'm dreaming of a white 4th of July. That's my favorite Christmas song. I'm Howie Car. Listen to the Howie Car Show from anywhere. Hey, Jack, what's up? What is this? Go to howiecarshow.com and click "Listen" to start streaming Howie Live in crystal clear, high definition. And whispering right in your ear, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. This hour of The Howie Car Show is brought to you in part by Moby Dixon Wealthly. For 40 years in counting, they continue to provide the freshest blasters, fried fish, and lobster salad online at moby's.com. [MUSIC PLAYING] Howie Car is back. [MUSIC PLAYING] One thing we know for sure, wherever he was, Hunter Biden had a white 4th of July. He has a white Thanksgiving, a white Memorial Day, labor day. As long as he doesn't run out of that Bolivian marching powder, as they used to say in the '80s, he's OK. Today's poll question is brought to you by Flip Lock. You may already have a home surveillance system, but what's going to physically stop and intrude from breaking down your door? The original Flip Lock is the answer. It's simple to use and is rated to stop up to nearly 1,700 pounds of force. That's 10 times what a deadbolt can stop. Stop. Learn more at fliplock.com. That's F-L-I-P-L-O-K dot com, F-L-I-P-L-O-K dot com. And when you realize what a great product it is, go to howiecarshow.com and click on store. And we have a cheap bastard deal. You can get a $50 standard issue Flip Lock for just $25. It's a great deal. And it's good security for you or for any kids or loved ones who are out on their own for the first time. And it's the way to go, Flip Lock, F-L-I-P-L-O-K dot com. And buy one at howiecarshow.com, click on store. Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at howiecarshow.com, is what was Biden's finest moment on the 4th of July. Ho, ho, ho, happy Independence Day. I ended highway congestion. I was the first female black vice president. I've been in and out of battle, or it was just my brain. I still say I was the first black female vice president. 57% of the audience agrees with you. 18% for it was just my brain. 12% for Ho, ho, ho, happy Independence Day. 9% for ending highway congestion. And 4% for being in and out of battle. How about my old favorite Italian Christmas special, says 603. Dominic the cherry bomb. Dominic the donkey, you know. 508, why do you call a meatball Morrissey? Thanks for the spelling, or sorry for the spelling. You know why the only reason you would ask that question is if you've never seen a photograph of Michael Morrissey. He looks like a bowling ball. If a bowling ball had busted capillaries all over its nose, he's a-- Are you ready for some meatball? Oh, yes, yes. Meatball Morrissey is ready for some meatballs. That's for sure. All right, so today, there was another one of these columns, you know, these hand-wringing columns. This one was in the globe. How much did Democrats in the press know about Biden's decline before the debate? Oh, how much-- why didn't they tell us? This is a woman who's been around as a reporter for her whole life, and she-- why didn't they tell us? Why didn't you turn on the TV set? Joan, that's her name. This is what she says. The right-wing media depiction of dementia, Joe. That's in quotes. That's what I call them. You're talking to me? The right-wing media depiction of dementia, Joe, has been so mean, nasty, and devoid of empathy and balance. It is hard to take seriously. Oh, it's hard to take it seriously. So I always read down in the comments to see if I can make it in the comments section. And so if you-- not far down, there were over 300 comments. The guy's commenting about how she doesn't-- she never knew what was going on. This is hilarious. Joan, just get a subscription to the Boston Herald. Ever heard of it? The Herald and Howie Carr in particular have been covering this story for the past three years, actually more like four plus. "Time to burst the little bubble you live in," said this commenter on the globe, to which someone responds underneath. "The Herald has been a rag for decades, and Howie's bellowing, barfly shtick is even less credible." Bellowing barfly shtick, I think I have a droll, drawing room, upper-crust British sense of humor. I have long ago had the bellowing barfly shtick bred out of me. I'm only half Irish, you know. Bellowing barfly, eight-five shtick, eight-four-four-five-hundred-- Everyone is happy at the hillside. I've never been to the hillside. Just let me state that for the record in my bellowing barfly shtick. David, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, David. Howie, today in Wisconsin, there was a big flag behind Biden. He had 50 people who was left, 50 people who was right, and the camera was restricted in front of him for 50 people. He could have possibly had less than 200 people at that rally today. I agree. That was unbelievable. Yeah. I mean, I was that. I mean, Trump got 200 people within two square inches behind him. But David, they're afraid to let anybody in to see him because they'll start screaming and yelling at him. They'll probably be talking about Palestine, or there's not enough electric vehicles out there. These people are turning on themselves. It's a circular firing squad, isn't it? Well, who are the animals that eat their own? I think they're like people right there. Lobsters for one. I think they're a lot of different ones, but lobsters are the ones I'm most familiar with. Yeah, they cannibalize each other. And again, he's talking about it. I mean, they're trying to push me out. I'm saying, what was the last time a presidential candidate ever said something like that? Or even thought about something like that. It's LBJ, I'm thinking, or Nixon. Nixon, I guess. But nothing said, that's 50 years ago now. They're trying to push me out. I'm staying. I thought he's done such a great job. Why the hell are they trying to push him out? I don't understand it. I'm confused. I'm dazed and confused. And the 2020 election is coming up. And Trump wants to cut another 5 billion, trillion, zillion, trillion, trillion, million dollars out of the budget. I'm Howie Carr. [MUSIC PLAYING] Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. So the Washington Post is reporting that Senator Mark Warner, Virginia Democrat, big deep state guy, is trying to organize a group of Democrat senators to force Joe to take an early Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. It was late Christmas now. That was yesterday. Yeah, whatever. They want him Gonzo, Gonzo. 844, 542, 4242. Democrats eating their own says 919. How dare you say that? Don't you remember what happened to Joe's uncle? I'd forgotten. Uncle Bozy. I'd forgotten. OK. It is that time of the week, the third hour of The Howie Carr show on Friday afternoon. And that means it's time for police blotter facts Friday. Why do you still read the newspaper? I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. Whenever the laws of any state are broken, the duly authorized organization swings into action. The fact, the fact is coming through. Oh, yeah, you're back. Here's the kind of adventure you've been waiting to hear. Hard-boiled action and mystery. So stand by for trouble and suspense. Stand by for adventure. All right. You know how it works all week long. We ask you to send in any kind of funny or even semi-humorous story involving the police. You can email it to us, because probably you're reading it on the internet. Send it to police blotter at howiecarshow.com, police blotter at howiecarshow.com. And at this time of the Friday show, we always read the best entries of the week and the two best entries of the week in police blotter facts Friday contest. Get a nice prize. What do they get this week? They will get a go-woke go-broke T-shirt. All right. Still applicable to many places. All right, so these are the runners up. They do not win a prize. Woman 35 arrested for domestic battery with an Apple Watch. A woman's facing a domestic battery charge. An Apple Watch? Yep, an Apple Watch. Is this a king? Apple Watch is a very controversial and can't. According to court records, a 1 a.m. argument yesterday about-- It's always 1 a.m. with the Apple watches or 2 a.m. It turned violent, surprisingly, when Kaleen Tressitor, 35-- Yeah, the argument. Oh, the argument, OK. Chucked her Apple device at the man who had placed her clothing and belongings in bags. The Watch hit the 35-year-old victim in the left ear, causing a small cut, which bled. Cops also noted that the man's v-neck was stretched and torn by the defendant who grabbed him by the collar. The alleged attack occurred in the couple's Gulfport, Florida home, which Tressitor purchased in 2016 for $139,000. I guess she had it up on Jax. She and the victim are parents to three small children. Tressitor, who has previously been convicted of DUI and leaving the scene of an accident, was ordered by a judge. That answers my follow-up question. It was out the Holland Wall. She was ordered by a judge to have no contact with the victim-- with the exception of exchanging texts for the sole purpose of child care. Well, wasn't that what she was doing? She was exchanging text by throwing the Apple Watch. That's right. How many steps did she do that? Ha, ha, ha. Did not say it. No. That's right. It's not canned. It's not accurate, anyway. You can't trust data, forensic data. Workers use forklift to suspend suspected car thief in Akron, Ohio lot. Auto workers in Akron were caught on camera taking a creative approach to stop a thief trying to make away with a car. Police responded to Arlington auto wrecking in Akron, Ohio last month after a 911 call came in reporting an attempted theft. Bodycam footage shows their arrival on the scene where they were met with a car perched atop a forklift arm hanging about 20 feet in the air. According to the employees, theft and break-ins are common issues at the auto yard, something they're, quote, sick and tired of, they told police. So when they realized a man had broken into one of the vehicles in the junkyard, they were less than impressed. Taylor, why are they breaking into a junkyard? These are wrecked cars, aren't they? Yeah, but they still have parts on them that are valuable, copper. So that's, they're not trying to drive the car off. No, no, no, they're trying to get like the catalytic converters if there are any left. You know, there's a, there's a real opportunity in stealing catalytic converters in New England. You know, they've just busted up that gang in Western lands. They all, they all sent, they sent them to prison for fairly lengthy sentences. There's a void waiting to be filled. There is, there is, that's what the free market's all about. You know, someone will move in and fill that void, but apparently not the guy from the Arlington wrecking. No, so what they did, they used a forklift already on the property. The employees lifted the car in the air, suspending the vehicle in the would-be thief, roughly 20 feet above the ground. It was there, the man stayed suspended until police arrived to arrest him. They found him with a sawzall and multiple blades, and he was, yeah, he was arrested. - Do we have a name? - We do not have a name. He was left nameless. - The nameless catalytic converter thief. - Police plotter facts Friday is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration. You can watch this segment live at rumble.com/thehowiecarshow to see how we wearing the laser hair cap. Ooh, learn how you can get a fuller head of hair and a laser hair cap on your own. It's working. You get the hair restoration treatment from Dr. D. Stefano and then you get this thing and it fills it all in and it's working for me. And plus it makes weird noises that drive Roscoe crazy. - Get your own laser hair cap at pfehair.com. We cannot guarantee that it will make that noise or call 1-800-208-Hair. I guess that's the upgraded model you have that makes that noise. - Yes, yes. - Florida man. - It's for the benefit of the death. - Florida man who swam to Island after allegedly attacking girlfriend tracked down by police arrested in video. So last week we had somebody that swam to get away. - The lake, and he got a $2,500 bail. And someone looked him up and said that he had a lengthy, lengthy record. That's probably accounted for the hefty law. - It was a newcomer to our nation. Wasn't familiar with our laws. Yeah, he hasn't picked up the legal system or a job or a language. - That was a local story, right? That was from around here. - But he has gotten a, he has picked up some merchandise. So what happened with this case? - Well, this was a Florida man arrested and charged with aggravated battery after allegedly hit his girlfriend in the head with a bottle of vodka. Choked her and he fled after using both hands. - Is he a Russian? - After using both his hands and a rope to attempt to choke her, bystanders who saw him chasing her were temporarily able to pin him to the ground to prevent jereal joiner from causing more harm. He fled and swam to an island along the inter-coastal waterway. - He's known to a situation. - JJ, body camera video shows officers being taken to the island on a Florida fish and wildlife boat and joiner being arrested after he was found hiding inside a tent on the island. Joiner was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, domestic battery by strangulation and felony battery. Police said Joiner's girlfriend likely broke an arm during the confrontation. - These guys are lucky that they tried to swim in a non-alligator infested lakes. - Yeah, he took, I think it was salt water. So he had more of a chance of getting struck by a salt water crock. - Well, you know, they cooked that-- - Probably worse. - They cooked that crock a dial last week. That was one of the things. And the 12-foot crocodile, and I forget to mention, you know what crocodile tastes like? - Chicken. - Tastes like alligator. - Tastes like alligator. - Which does kinda taste like chicken. Have you had alligator before? - Yes, I have. I had it at Gatorland. - I haven't had it in years. I would like to try it again. - You go to the Chick-fil-A, it tastes the same. (laughing) - Wanna be card jacking up? - That's no knock on Chick-fil-A either, by the way. I'm just pointing out a reality. - Yeah, these covering yourself for next time you go. - Chicken. Aren't you the guy that sent our chicken tastes like alligator meat? Wanna be card jacker gets punk butt beaten by a 66-year-old truck owner. Mess around and find out. A Mr. Tough Guy, Florida thief got his butt whipped by a 66-year-old man whose truck he tried to break into. - Get out of my lawn. - Get out of my lawn. - The truck owner called 911 early Thursday morning after he heard 29-year-old Blake Robinson attempting to break into his truck outside his Brevard County home. The older man went outside to confront Robinson who punched him in the head before throwing into the ground and kicking him in the head. - Step aside, string mane. - But the victim quickly sprang into action, hitting Robinson and forcing him to the ground where cops ultimately found him. Deputy has arrived on scene and were able to quickly detain Robinson who was seemingly having a tough time getting up off the ground. - He looks like a Brooklyn hipster. - What the hell is he doing? Working violent crime beat in Florida. - Little cross side too. Robinson was taken to the hospital for treatment. He was charged with felony battery of a person over the age of 65. As for Robinson writes Brevard County Sheriff's Office, he was fortunate enough to be in Brevard County where he won a few prizes for being stupid, including a chauffeured ride to a local medical facility to check his injuries before arriving at his less than luxurious accommodations at Ivy's Iron Bar Lodge. That's the sheriff. At the lodge, he was given a freshly washed two-piece ensemble to get comfortable in before being shown to his sleeping area in our open floor plan. Robinson got an enhanced charge for hitting someone over the age of 65 who ended up whipping his punk butt. - That's a heartwarming tale. - It sure is. This is a weird story. Mom breaches Space Force Base with four-year-old fleas in stolen car. The woman was with her four-year-old son when she breached a US Space Force Base in stolen man's car resulting in a high-speed chase in two central Florida counties. Krishna Jade Janoski, 29 of Coco, broke into Patrick Space Air for a Space Force Base, rather, in Brevard County, damaging the base's flight line gate. - It was a crime-filled week around Cape Canaveral, huh? - Now Janoski's charged in federal court with unauthorized entry onto a military installation, Grand Theft Auto. She rammed into the-- - You know what she should have said? I'm an illegal alien terrorist. Just over the border from Jordan. You know what they would have said? - Move along. - Yeah, go about your way. - Enjoy the tour. - That's what happened at Quantico with the Marine Base. - She rammed the gate with her car, entered the military installation while driving with her child. Janoski didn't have the credentials to be on the base in case you were wondering. On the grounds of the facility, she exited her car, grabbed her son, and then entered a man's vehicle as he was sitting in the driver's seat. Janoski placed her hand, or placed her child, rather, in the backseat of the man's car, and he got out of his vehicle upon request by base personnel. Then Janoski jumped into the driver's seat and fled with his vehicle. Weird. Does not say why she did it. Does not give any explanation, but she has been arrested. - Okay, we will be back soon with the winners. Does my hair look like it's coming in? - I can kind of see under there, yeah. - It's really working well. Could I have some sound effects, please? Do what I did in order of Berna for your loved one. Charlotte was visiting and we started to talk about all the benefits of a Berna. Immediately she said, "Well, why don't you buy me one? "I need it. "You want your loved ones to feel safe "and having effective yet non-lethal options as vital." Introducing the Berna Less Lethal Pistol Launcher, developed by a team of common-sense gun owners who understand the importance of having choices. 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All candidates, including John Deaton, Ian Kane and Bob Antonellis have agreed to debate. I'll be asking the question, so tune in. I think we'll have people, they'll be room for people to come in and watch it live. - Oh yeah, sure. Well, you're gonna be there for a remote, right? - Yes. The primary will be Tuesday, September 3rd. So this will be the, I don't know if it'll be the only debate, but it'll be the one closest to the election. It's Friday night, and then the primary is the day after Labor Day, September the 3rd. All right, time now. - I think we've got one runner up we've got time for. Alligator lurks under public shopping carts in South Carolina. A public in South Carolina recently received an unexpected shopper in the form of an alligator that was found under a group of carts outside the supermarket. - You know, there were always alligators in North and South Carolina, but I don't believe they were as plentiful as they are now. - Were they public's alligators, or were they a food lion alligators? - You know, I think they, I think they were publics, it was the way they went. There are, there are probably more food lions than publics in South Carolina. - So they're very choosy alligators. - They are, they are. They don't like Wegmans, the prices are too high. - The gators seem to be minding its own business, fighting under shopping carts. - Yeah, that's what they all would say. - Just don't turn your back on it if you'd believe that. - It had a pellet in its head, it had been apparently shot by a pellet gun. It was treated and then released into state waters. - Thank God, how many feet? - Does not say. - And what was his name? - His name was Nero. - Nero. - Nero the Alligator. - He was fiddling. Well, someone was trying to put the carts back in the food lion. - Public's burned. Florida man arrested, this is one of the winners, arrested after shooting down Wal-Mart delivery drone. The Lake County Sheriff's Department in Florida reported a 72 year old man has been arrested for shooting down a Wal-Mart delivery drone. It was annoying him. Dennis Wind, 72 was arrested. The drone was making mock deliveries in his neighborhood. So like the student drivers will drive in your neighborhood. Wal-Mart is practicing with their drones flying around in your neighborhood. - What if the drone had delivered him a six pack of beer? I'll bet he wouldn't have shot it out of the sky. - That's not too big of an ask, right? Hulk Hogan just teamed up with Wal-Mart and released a beer there. When is being charged with shooting at an aircraft, criminal mischief with damage over $1,000. - Aircraft? - Yes. They do have to get FAA licensure to fly these things. - Okay. - But despite taking a bullet, the drone was able to fly safely back to Wal-Mart, but an investigation revealed the drone received close to $2,500 worth of damages. And our final winner of the night, man lying completely naked at the Canabe Lake Park arrested. ♪ Be well, be well, be well ♪ - What the Sam Hill is going on in our nice spa. - Salem, New Hampshire, a 74 year old man was arrested Wednesday after police say he was lying completely naked at the wave pool at Canabe Lake Park in Salem. - A lot of septogenarian violence in the police reports this week. - Police say they received a call around 6 p.m. from security at Canabe Lake that several families and children had witnessed John Carabello from Somerville, Mass, naked. - Don't know the man. ♪ I want nobody ever making me ♪ - He was so intoxicated that he had been taken into protected custody. - Sounds like he's from Somerville. He's an old line resident. - As investigators say he told officers that he'd been drinking prior to even arriving at Canabe Lake Park. Do you say Canabe or Kenobi? - Canabe. - I've heard people say Kenobi, and I tell them they're wrong. - They've been correct. - I don't think they're from the area. - They're Star Wars fans. - Canabe Lake Park, Somerville. - 339, I never worry about alligators at Market Basket. They're moving south though. Come on, another move in North, actually. Thank you, Taylor. I'm Howie Cart. (sad music)