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Chopped Chumps - 7.3.24
Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap! Howie! Breaking news from the White House, Joe Biden is gonna get a sing-eye dog to escort him off all the stages. Biden says he's in it till the end. The end of him? Or the end of the USA? Hey, do you see that picture of Karen reading her lawyer, Knudeline? This boy talk about your pro bono. I gotta admit, I was expecting Brandon to warn everybody about Hurricane Milton Burrow. Hello! I wasn't as smart as Hunter. I had decided to travel around the world a couple hundred times. Like, rolling through 15 million time zones. No joke. I think it was 15 billion time zones. And I didn't listen to my staff. And then I came back and nearly fell asleep before math block. At any rate, that's no explanation. But it isn't a joke. When Colleen Jean-Pierre was asked what kind of day Joe Biden is having, she said, "The fans." June 27th, the darkest day in American history since January 6th. Well, it depends on who you ask. So, President Biden claims he's got a six handicap on the golf course. What he didn't tell you is, it's only on one whole home. It's on a mini golf course, and it's the one with the windmill. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.