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Chump Line - 6.21.24

On the last Chopped Chumps of the week we get a special guest appearance from a certain phone. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
21 Jun 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

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