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I'm Jackson, Your Honor. Can we clarify to the court whether witnesses stating opinion or fact? This is your opinion? It's a fact. Rum swabs, hacks, and moon bounce beware. It's... Howey Car. What does it tell you that the Massachusetts State Police were charged with investigating the death of John O'Keefe and yet they didn't get around to interviewing the guy who was driving a plow truck at the scene of the death for a year and a half until after he had been interviewed by number one, the FBI and number two turtle boy. And yet Michael Proctor who solicited a tip for his handling of the investigation had the audacity to say under oath last week that he conducted the investigation with the utmost integrity, the utmost integrity. 844-542-42. I'll tell you a story in the six o'clock hour about another guy named Proctor who was embarrassed of member of the state police. It was in 1923 at the Socko and Van Zettie trial. I guess that's my tease for you. Just heard about it this week. I wrote it as an item for Sunday's Herald, but I'll tell you what it's all about. He lied. This William Proctor lied under oath that the Socko and Van Zettie trial. Monstrous misconduct, a Harvard law professor described it as. Don't know if he's any relation to Michael Proctor, but it is the same last name. It's an old Yankee last name, but I don't know if they're related or not. Kind of interesting though. History repeats itself. Time now for the Trump line. Phone initiated deletion. Do you mean like with a cloth? A cloth is how Hillary Clinton deletes phone messages. Now with AI, the phones themselves can do the deletions. Just ask Meatball Morrissey's expert witnesses. Hi Howie, Governor Patrick Colling. I don't know why people think this term cheap fake is new. If anything, you were the pioneer of it with your cheap fake Brown University postcard. Whatever happened to that anyways? You cheap fake Ivy Leaguer, we're gonna be fine. You know, I have never been able to find it. I thought I tweeted that postcard out at one point, but never complain, never explain. All of my classmates at Deerfield Academy know I got in the Brown University. Global unrest is battering the food supply chain and the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ready wise. And again, I don't know if we still, we may have a one or two left cheap bastard gift certificates, but if we don't go to readywise.com and use code Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. They're gone. They're gone. So use Howie20 to get 20% off your next purchase. With all that has come to light, the phone in the care and read trial is being indicted for perjury. Would you rather have a phone that but dials on its own or a phone that deletes messages on its own? What is more dangerous to you as a consumer and an owner of a smartphone? You want a smartphone, but you don't want a phone to be too smart. Do you? I feel awful about the cousins being damaged. Everyone knows that their favorite boat is on this, and they've beaten it in Yahoo and trying to destroy all the Hamas in the Middle East. Remember the famine in Gaza? Turns out there wasn't a famine in Gaza. Just like it turns out the Israelis didn't bomb that hospital, even despite what the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal said. And in the movie about the care and read trial, spontaneous deletion will seem possible like spontaneous combustion from Spinal Tap. Spontaneous, do we? You know, does this make the care and read trial movie a science fiction? You know, now that we have these, it's a horror movie with these cell phones. Like I said, you know, Alfred Hitchcock and the birds and the zombies coming out of the graveyard with a, you know, night of the living dead, the blob coming out of the swamp. Now you got butt-thiling message-deleating phones discovered by the Massachusetts state police. Howie, how about self-butt driving vehicle? That's the sequel to the care and read trial story. The left's latest quest is how to black out the sun. They should have Nadler skydive. That will get it done. These kami dolks have some high hopes, thinking they can put the atmosphere under the gun. Forget Nadler. How about Meatball Morrissey? I just saw a picture of him online with from Sean McDonough's Twitter feed. Oh my god. I think he's fatter than Jerry Nadler, the district attorney of Norfolk County. Not for you. Are you ready for some meatball? Not for nothing. Is he called Meatball Morrissey? Mayor Menino, what's happening in Boston today? I've been rolling rallying. How would you recommend people get around the city today? The red line, the yellow line, the orange line, the blue line. Where are your favorite Celtics? KJ is great hat. But Hondo is really the inspiration. We're looking forward to seeing. Hondo gonna see Red Owl back with his high green chop stakers. What do you think about coach Joe Missoula? Talk to him and you listen to him. You already always knew he was spanking from the high. Thank you mayor. Thank you. The yellow line. I haven't heard that one for a while. You know, have you ever been in a tea station in the last 20 years? They're all yellow lines, right? And spanking from the heart. But I like Joe Missoula. He's really a good guy. I'm learning. You know, he's a he just he just said, instead of going to Disney world, they go into Jerusalem. I love that. I love that. And he just he's a he's apparently a devout Catholic and I mean, in the sense of really being a devout Catholic, not in the Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi sense of the word. Oi, you you got to start lightening up on Biden a little bit. He's done a lot for crime. He's lowered South American crime drastically. 72% in Venezuela alone. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I you're absolutely correct. I mean, you know, this is a golden age of of of life in in Central and South America. All their welfare recipients, all their criminals, all their rapists, murderers, they're all north of the border and they're all on welfare. They got no welfare payment. Everybody, every bomb in Central and South America. And by the way, the whole world for that matter is now come to the United States. At this point, I think we should just send the phone to jail. Yeah, you know, they just indicted a ex Senator Dean Tran. You're a member of the Kool-Aid cult. He's a close associate of Jim Jones, Lyons and DoorDash deal for obstruction of justice. I mean, those don't you think? Jared, those phones were obstructing justice, weren't they? They weren't deleting evidence in a murder case. The day after Joe Biden leaves office, the headlines going to be Joe Biden enters a drug rehab. No, it's going to be Joe Biden enters long term care facility memory wing. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. All right, that's it for the Chumpline today. 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At this point, I think we should just send the phone to jail. Phone, you have the right to remain silent and keep your, keep your, I don't know what, well where we can see it so you can't butt dial anybody or delete any of these messages which are evidence. The Eden Pure 360 fan is so good that one of our employees took it home. After a thorough investigation by the mailroom manager, we got it back. Now that the weather is finally warmer, you need the 360 air fan for my friends at Eden Pure. This fan is quiet and powerful. There is a limited supply so order this week before they're sold out. Grace wants one for her baby's room and I want it to use it on my screen porch. Roscoe is going to love it. The Eden Pure 360 fan is not a just a regular fan. It blows out cool air where you cannot fit any AC unit. Save money on your cooling bills this summer with the all new Eden Pure 360 air fan. 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How do you get rid of one of these self-bought dialing, self-deleeding cell phones that the state police has discovered? When is there going to be a nationwide alert here? It's this is worse than COVID. The butt dial is coming from inside the house. 844, 542, 42 in a related development, but involving another meatball. Philadelphia influencer Meatball avoids jail after she live-streamed a looting mayhem. Remember that? Yeah, probation. You know, something tells me if she wasn't a member of her protected class she might have done, even like three to six months active jail time. Pretty outrageous. That's her. That's her. See, today's poll question is brought to you by Perfect Smiles. Don't be fooled by imposters with similar names. If you're unhappy with your smile, you need to visit Dr. Bruce Houghton in Nashville. Call 1-844 a perfect smile or visit PerfectSmiles.com. Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com, is what is most responsible for the collapse of the prosecution in the Caron Read trial? Trooper Proctor's Corruption, the overall corruption of the mass state police, the buffoonery of prosecutor Adam Liley, or Turtle Boy. I'm voting for Turtle Boy. Turtle Boy at 19% in this poll, 50% for the overall corruption of the mass state police, 17% for Trooper Proctor's Corruption and 14% for Adam Lolly's buffoonery. Okay. And people are saying, too, I should have thrown in Meatball Morrissey directly. He is kind of the overall spin golly of this disaster. You've been Meatballed. 3-3-9. Who is this Sean McDonough? You keep mentioning. It's not Sean McDonough, the sports caster. Sean McDonough, he's a retired DEA agent. I think he's originally from Kia'a. And he has his own website. He's L. Hefei, and he's Leopardo 8 on Twitter. He's really good. His brother died and he's been off the air pretty much for the last 10 days. He's missed the best part of it, but he's great when he comes on. He's hilarious. He has an accent like David Hunt, has Colonel Hunt. He's just really good. And he's no holes barred either. He just tells it like it is. It's really good. And he's a former cop, so he knows where of he speaks. 8-4-4-500-42-42-508. This Meatball wasn't very repentant on a way out of court. Well, if you did something like this, you know, committed a crime on national media. Everybody in the country or the world saw you do it. And you're looting a store, and you get probation. I mean, why would you do that? He's going to do her thing, her thing. I love him, honey. Donald, you're next with Howie Carr. Do your thing, Donald. Well, thank you, Holly. Listen, I'm watching this thing. And hey, Sean, I would have worked for him. He's a chef, I really am. He is good. Lolly. Lolly doesn't get it. He's the whole time he grows on and on. If you're going to talk about IT, chemistry, physics, the electronic functioning of a phone, that jury, 90% of them, their eyes are going to cross almost immediately. All they want to hear is this happened at this time. And this is why my system works better than yours. They don't get all of that. Believe me. It's off. I know you and I, you and I are watching it on our cell phones or on TV or whatever. And we tune out when we have this. And you know what, the guys, the people on the jury, they tune out too. They're sitting there in the courtroom, but you could tune out when you're in a room. I mean, I went to church all those years as a kid. I was tuned out whenever they would start sermonizing me, right? I mean, that's the way it is. And you're right. He doesn't seem to understand that. You have to be entertaining if you're if you're a teacher, if you're a talk show host, if you're if you're a preacher. And certainly, if you're a lawyer, you've got to entertain, or at least you can't put people to sleep and make them dread when you're when you stand up to start talking. And I know I've been dreading it whenever he gets up there. He's so boring. It was like being, it was like being freed today. Turtle boy's right. Those were three beautiful words. The Commonwealth rests. See, go right. You better write a bigger check this year to to meet Paul Morrissey. Don't give him the usual 100, 150. You got to better give him a grand this year. Max out. A lot of money. 844, 542, 42. I'm how we car. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. All right. It's that time on Friday evening. It is time for police blotter facts. Friday. I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. Whenever the laws of any state are broken, a duly authorized organization swings into action. Here's the kind of adventure you've been waiting to hear. Our boiled action and mystery. So stand by for trouble and suspense. Stand by for adventure. Nowadays, the beginning of police blotter facts Friday doesn't just mean that we play the highway patrol theme. It means I put on my laser cap. I just turned it on. You can hear the, you can hear the magic vibes. We play that. We play that because police blotter facts Friday is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration. You can watch this segment live at rumble.com/thehowiecarshow to see how we wearing the laser hair cap. Jared, don't let my cell phone turn it off. Cell phone. I don't know what it could be up to next causing all kinds of trouble. If you book a hair restoration this month, you too will get this cap valued at $3,000. Contact them today at pfehair.com or call 1-800-208-HARE. You've been using this for, what, about a month now? About a month and a half. My hair feels thicker. Again, I don't know if it's psychological or what they say it takes like three to six months, but it feels thicker. I like it. Is your hand getting stuck in there now? No, it's a, you know, Roscoe. Roscoe stares at me when I wear it at home. So it has many uses. It amuses me in several different ways. Is he scared of it? I don't think he's scared. Have you put it on Roscoe? He's puzzled. No, Roscoe's got a full head. He's a black pug, but it's a, he runs a little brown for a black pug coat, but you know, he's fine. He doesn't need the hair. He doesn't need the laser cap. All right, so it's time now for police blotter facts Friday, all week long we ask you to send in your funny stories that you see basically online or in your local newspaper where there's, you know, some, some departments still have logs or blotters. I have the one from the New Hampshire State Police that I get every week and send it to police blotter@howiecarshow.com. If you get a funny story, police blotter@howiecarshow.com. And if, if it's funny enough, we'll read it on the air. And if it's that funny, you could win a nice prize if you're one of the two winning entries of the week. What do the two winners get this week, Taylor? What t-shirts do we have left? We don't have, I think we still have some go, won't go broke. Yes, I think we do. So we'll, we'll, we'll dull some of those out. These are the runners up. They don't win a prize. Homeowner fights off alleged burglar with frying pan. This is in Chicago, alleged burglar in Chicago. I'm going to guess he's, he is a burglar. Well, it was at a home that had a pride flag displayed outside with the surveillance video showed home security video captured a Chicago homeowner chasing away an alleged burglar with an unusual weapon. Homeowner Jason Williams grabbed the first thing that came to mind when someone broke in. You would grab the equalizer, right? Yes. As would I. Williams grabbed a frying pan. Soon I will have a burner. Just that's true. I've ordered this. I've ordered one for myself now in addition to Charlotte. Yes. Just minutes from home, Williams got an alert from his alarm system that someone had broken in, came in the house. You know, he said, I looked if there was an available weapon. There was a frying pan lying there. So I grabbed the frying pan. And at the same time, the burglar came down the stairs. As Chicago police were pulling up, Williams chased the suspect out of his house and around the yard. At this point, it was kind of fight or flight. And I would rather do the fighting. Officers eventually took the suspect down across the street. Charges are pending. This could have had a different ending, Williams said. And I'm glad it had a good one. My wife's not happy about the decision I made probably wouldn't do it again. But it is what it is. He bent the frying pan in the process. So he got the guy over the head a few times. Sounds like when I lived in Somerville, once we had a bunch of we had a bunch of break ins burglaries. And so Joe Mackey, he was then he's now dead, but he was the state rep. He set up a meeting with the Somerville PD and they came in and tell told people what to do. All of us residents. One of the guys said, officer, you know, sometimes I see these punks out on the street. If how about is it okay if I just open the front door and shoot one of them on the sidewalk? Well, he recognized them from previous break ins or just assumed that they would be breaking in. They were local yutes. Okay. There were several. There were a couple of homes in the area where the the the adults had been sent to prison. It was a Winter Hill type blessing. They brought in and they were just hanging around. They would have toga parties during the day. They ruined one of my sales when I was trying to get out of the neighborhood when the people decided to come by and see what it was like on a Monday morning and there was a toga party going on and they were throwing up into the but that but the police and and Alderman or representative Mackey said, no, no, you have to wait until they get inside your castle before you can let fly with the Rosco. Now you can't even there's a few more steps after that that you've got to follow before you open fire. Yes. Yes. Some of the some of the red states, though, you could open fire as soon as they crossed the threshold. That's the way it should be. Next story, ex-boyfriend arrested after jealous brawl at Mexican restaurant Justin Jairo Villalobos-Marin, 20 years old of bell. Where's the hyphen? Which where's the hyphen? There is no hyphen. These are all just five names standing in four names for Villalobos. Sounds like two. You know who I am. This is out of the villages went out when at about two. This is in the villages at Las Magaya's Mexican restaurant where he attacked a man at the front desk according to an arrest report from the Wildwood Police Department. Villalobos-Marin had asked the other man who works at the restaurant and is dating Marin's ex-girlfriend who also works at the restaurant to go outside. However, the man said he did not wish to step outside with Villalobos-Marin, who was accompanied by two other men. The refusal- Of his amigos. That's right. The refusal prompted Villalobos- Were there whether any machetes involved in this incident? Not yet. The refusal prompted Villalobos-Marin to lunge at the other man and they both wound up on the floor of the restaurant. Video surveillance showed Villalobos-Marin repeatedly punching the other man. The two men were separated by restaurant employees. Villalobos-Marin was sitting in a booth when police arrived at the restaurant. The native of Costa Rica was arrested on a charge of battery. He was booked at the Sumter County Detention Center on a $1,000 bond. Sumter County, South Carolina? I'm not sure. Bellevue, it does that sound familiar? Wildwood Police Department? Wildwood, South Carolina? I think I don't know. Could be Florida, could be South Carolina, it doesn't say. Were surveyors involved in this incident? I think he just walked in. I don't think surveyors were involved until after when he was sitting at them both waiting for the cops to show up. Might as well pound out a few then, right? Modellos. Today's Modellos. Woman wakes up to find stranger in living room playing with her dog. The woman who lives on Sunset Harbor Road in Summerfield, this is also in another villages. I found the man later identified as 27-year-old Dustin Michael Williams of Wearsdale at about 4 a.m. Tuesday. Where's Wearsdale? This is Marion County. Where's Marion County? I don't know. Grace gives me these stories, but she doesn't say where do you think it's in Georgia? Could be. There's about 160 counties in Georgia. There's more counties in Georgia than any other state in the Union. I think North Carolina is a distant second with a hundred. The woman called 911 while she was hiding in a closet. She said she had been sleeping when she heard a loud noise from the back door of her home. She went to the living room where she saw Williams playing with her dog. She ran to her bedroom. What was the dog's name? The dog's name was Bilbo. Bilbo? Maybe it was in Mississippi. Senator Bilbo. The old days. She went to the living room where she saw Williams playing with the dog, ran to the bedroom, hid in the closet, Williams followed her and opened the door to the closet and said, "It's okay. You can come out now." She began screaming and ordered him to get out of the home. Bilbo? Bilbo? He refused to leave. They were both in the bedroom when a deputy arrived on the scene. Williams went into a tie to the door. What the hell is going on in here? The woman confirmed she did know Williams, who told law enforcement that he was at Grandma's house. He was arrested on a charge of trespassing and booked at the Marion County Jail. You know, I know over the last few weeks this dog, Chloe, has gotten a bad name for being a vicious beast. But sometimes you can use a Chloe. You could or a commander? Yes. Or what's the other one, Major? Major, right. Yeah. Most of the time, you need a Roscoe or a Bilbo. But sometimes, sometimes you need something else. Once again, police plotter Facts Friday is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration. You can see how we wearing his laser cap. Live the laser hair cap at rumble.com/thehowiecarshow. If you book a hair restoration this month, you only have a few days left. You too will get this cap valued at $3,000. Contact Northeast Hair Restoration today at pfehair.com or call 1-800-208-Hair. That's pfehair.com or 1-800-208-Hair. Tell them you're from Kent and they'll be very surprised. We have a couple of police blotters, actual police blotters that were printed out in the papers that were submitted to us. This is from the Harvard Press Sunday, June 2nd at 1-01 p.m. A man called 911 saying his daughter had told him someone was trying to break into their prospect hill roadhouse. Police found a robotic lawnmower was repeatedly bumping into the building. Is this Harvard, Massachusetts? From the Harvard Press, I guess so. It's a first world crime, as they say. It starts with the phones and then they transform into lawnmowers. How do we know the phone didn't give an order to the lawnmower? That's true. It's very true. It could have transmitted and then deleted that transmission. This is from the Canyon Courier in Colorado. Apparently, they have this segment where they write up the police blotters as humorous stories. This is out of evergreen, Colorado, so this is what they wrote. On the morning of April 22nd, Jane was on the phone when Rochester made a face about something I said. Jane disapproves of face making and said so. She continued to say so for the balance of the morning. By afternoon, Rochester was fleeing variously to the garage and the workshop, desperate to escape Jane's loud and relentless disapproval. "I need a breather," Rochester begged. Jane would have none of it. Is this Rochester like from the Jack Benny show? Oh, Rochester. Start the Maxwell, will you? Each time trailing Rochester to his retreat and continuing her crappy combination. I think there could be a racist tinge to this story. As evening approached, a neighbor called 911 to report a possible domestic situation next door and deputies arrived to find the couple safely separated, but Jane's still breathing fire. Deputies suggested they explore ways to restore domestic tranquility. Rochester said he'd already booked a flight out of state and will stay with relatives until Jane figures things out. That was good enough for the officers who quietly closed the case. That's weird. It was different, I think. I thought it was worth it. I think we should come back with a little Rochester sound, Jared, when we come back. Maybe on my time machine. Okay. And this is one last runner up before we get to the winners after the break. Firebug torches self. A wannabe arsonist in New Mexico mistakenly set himself on fire when he allegedly tried to torch his ex-girlfriend's house and fled the scene covered in flames. Artemio Sanchez hyphen Ortega, 46 years old, walked down a street in Albuquerque, May 24th. He's looking for Rochester. That's why we didn't, that's why he didn't get compliments on the hyphen. Again, a gasoline cannon hand. You want his name again? Artemio Sanchez hyphen Ortega. And I get compliments on the hyphen. Sure you would. Sure you would. Yeah. A gasoline cannon hand. He walked on the street in Albuquerque before hopping his ex, his ex-girlfriend's front gate and trying to light up the house according to a neighbor's surveillance video obtained by KOAT action news seven, but the yard erupted into flames while he was still there. The video showed. That's what you need Marvin the torch for professional arsonist. Those hour, hour, hour runners up will get to the winners after the break. Okay, we'll be right back with Rochester in just a moment. I'm highway car. Leave a message for the big guy. Call the Chumpline. 844-542-442. Press two and leave your message. Then listen every weekday at five to catch the best messages of the day. One of them may be yours. [Music] He's highway car and he's back. Look, I want to ask you something. Why, why do you put so much ketchup on the sandwich? Well, that was an idea of mine to drum up more business. Well, how would ketchup give us more business? Well, I've been to some of it dripped on this church. We might get to do their laundry too. That darn Rochester, he was a real card with Jack Benny back in the old days. I had my laser cap off during the break because I'm only supposed to do no more than 25 minutes. So, how long has it been? I'd say, I don't want to go over. They say, if you go over 25 minutes, it can have opposite effects. I don't want any of that. I want to just bring it in. Anyway, now it's time for runners up. No, these are just the winners. Okay, this is, in your neck of the woods, your favorite restaurant down in the Palm Beach area, West Palm Beach, a cook at a Red Lobster in West Palm Beach. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a snob. They're going out of business. You're not a snob. New Englanders have to look down on Red Lobster. It's obligatory. He's accused of returning to work to hours after she saw this when this is hilarious. Hours after his shift ended with a gun to rob the casual dining restaurant. The Broward County man was sent home at around 630 on April 14th because the Red Lobster, which is already reportedly on the corporate list of locations to close, was not busy. He would have to wait in line to rob it. Exactly. He returned mask and armed around 11 p.m. after the restaurant had closed. He held the store manager and another employee at gunpoint. They recognized his voice as the man who is their cook that they called Sean. His real name is Tashambé Salémé Green. Could you spell that first name for me, please? TA. Yes. Is the first name? TA. TA. Then the second name is apostrophe S-H-A-M-B-A-E. Then Chambé? Chambé. Salémé. Salémé. Is he related to Cadillac Frank? Salémé? Green. Does he ever, does he know Judge Laisha Miles in that show? He was arrested. This next story you're really going to love. Millionaire main couple accused of poisoning beach by killing neighbors trees for a better view. This is in Camden, Maine, a murder mystery involving trees. And upscale. The NC Front Seaside community. Yep. Camden Harbor, the incident was brought to light by Lisa Gorman, wife of the late LL Bean President Leon Gorman, who claims her neighbors Amelia Bond and Arthur Bond III used herbicide to poison oak trees on her property without her permission back in 2021. That was so bad. The poison meant for the trees seeped into a nearby park and even infected the towns sold public seaside beach, prompting an investigation by the state attorney general. Amelia, the former CEO of the St. Louis Foundation, which manages charitable funds exceeding $500 million, is said to have hit bonds, Senator former Senator Kit Bonds nephew, nephew is her husband, is said to have brought the herbicide from Missouri in 2021. She allegedly applied it near oak trees on the waterfront property of Lisa. These flatlanders from COVID land. When the trees started dying, Amelia called Lisa in June and said the trees don't look so good. Do you want to split the cost of removing them? And they got a nicer view of the ocean. They're having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars and find one point seven million, but it's not enough. I'm how I