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Greenlight.com/drinkinbros. Looking for a financial institution that has fewer fees, better rates, and gives back to the local community? As one of Colorado's largest credit unions, Belco offers great rates on products like our free boost interest checking and lower rates on loans, including our home equity choice line. Bank virtually any time, anywhere, through online banking and our mobile app. Becoming a member has never been easier. Visit belco.org or stop by any Belco branch. Membership eligibility required. Equal housing opportunity, all own subject to approval, insured by NCUA. Belco, banking for everyone. (dramatic music) Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drinkinbros Fate News" with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G with the traffic. (dramatic music) (clapping) - How you feel? - Good. - Yeah. - Field reporter, hot bar. (dramatic music) And Delco Dan with sports. (dramatic music) Welcome to "Fake News". (dramatic music) - Yeah, welcome to "Drinkinbros". Fake news, everybody bringing you the realest. "Fake News" of the week. Got a little pep in my step today. Anthony after talking in "Tiger King" yesterday. It's weird when you meet your heroes and they turn out to be better than you imagined, you know? - What did you think it was gonna be? - I don't know. I thought he was maybe gonna offer either you or me a beach, maybe throw one Gary's way. Wasn't sure how that was gonna turn out. - Well, you don't know what he offered me. - I don't. We only had 15 minutes on the phone with him yesterday and that's just, you know, state penitentiary rules there at that point. But we appreciate you tuning in. We got a ton of comments on that show. And yeah, we're gonna try to free the "Tiger King". Also got a ton of comments about World's Biggest Piece of shit, Gary Faust. Did you just walk in the studio today? We're in that right there? - Yeah, yeah, excuse the attire. - Uh-huh, I had to shower in the trailer. I had to shower in Joel's trailer. - You say "end" the trailer, but what you mean is behind the trailer. - No, no, no, I went inside this time. The reason I don't have any clothes is because I locked them in there. The wind blew the door shut when I walked outside. - Uh-huh. - So I just got no clothes for the rest of the day. - Yeah, stand up for the audience real quick. 'Cause now that we're going live on both YouTube and Twitter, I don't really care about YouTube anymore. They're not really doing much for us. So who cares there? - Yeah, you're in a tub, you're in a towel. That's real, holy shit. - Yeah, a lot of people don't believe that I actually don't have a shower. I got some people reached out to me after the show and they're like, "You're full of shit." I was like, "No." First of all, it's a weird thing to lie about, but no, I have no shower and I've been showering here. And Austin contractors really are the biggest sacks of shit on earth. - Okay, great, great. 'Cause people wanted to know if that was a bit as well, but that's real too. - Nothing I do is a bit. - No, I understand that, Gary, but the audience is asking. And if you guys are regular watchers or listeners of the show, you know, at the top of the show, we used to have some "Man on the Street" segments. We're gonna bring that back and we're actually gonna send Gary Faust out to do these "Man on the Street" interviews. Last night, we sent him out with Joel. How did that turn out? 'Cause I have not seen this footage yet. What did you guys do? 'Cause I know you guys were testing some things out yesterday. - Dan asked me to go out and get some interviews and we came back with, well, I'll let it speak for itself. - Did you get an interview? - Yeah, we got, there wasn't very many people out. - Okay, great. - Here's the issue, we spend, I don't wanna be, you know, one of those shows that is in our ivory tower. You know what I mean? Like we get all our information from the news or from people we know that are in higher special on government positions and things like that. Fair enough, right? But we need to reconnect with the common folk. Now, we are uniquely situated to do that because we do live shows at football games and stuff all the time. - Yeah. - And drinker bros are fucking crazy and they'll do whatever. But to get down on that level of, and when I say that level, I mean the level where you don't care if your liver die. - Yeah. - We needed to bring in some outside talent for that. - Yeah. - So gonzo. - Yeah. - Some gonzo. - Some gonzo. - Biggest piece of shit. We can just say it to you, and you're world's biggest piece of shit. - And the first idea we have is gonzo politics, but I don't wanna narrow it down to just politics. - I don't either because every time I talk to Gary in real life, he just keeps talking about race wars and how he's amped about it. And I don't wanna narrow you, I don't wanna keep you in a box Gary to just politics. I want you to be able to talk about race wars. - Let me, let me spend my wings, fly around little, you know? - Yeah, we sure will. Let's see what you guys shot yesterday here. Okay, go ahead and play this for the audience. You can be expecting this probably once a week now. There it is, field reporter Gary Faust. That's a fucking handgun. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Hey, you're crazy lighting. - Where's your remote? - I don't know man. - We just need that. If we're gonna record our interview or something, we need the audio. - All right, we're doing the interview right here. (laughing) (upbeat music) (screaming) - Another guy, I don't know if you've got other homest guys who can come back and realize the game is food to that guy. He's gonna get a little bucket. - It's him for sure. - Really, really y'all, yeah. (upbeat music) - Trupper one. - All right, dude, it's gonna be a long night. We're gonna need a little kick me up. - Show me, baby. (laughing) (upbeat music) (laughing) - There it is, go. I'm tripping my bucket mustache. - Dude, I paid these guys to renovate my shower and they fucking ripped me off. I got no shower now, I got a shower. Joel's trailing. - Yeah, that's what I think about us to speed it up. (laughing) - Holy shit, dude. - I'm gonna get some cigarettes, please. - I swear, remember, 21. - Wait, you actually used this. (laughing) - I can't, I can't, I can't. (upbeat music) - Where do I put that? - Yeah. - Where do I put this in? - Oh, if you have to worry about that, just put it in your pocket or whatever. Yeah, it's fine, it's just a, yeah. It's wireless, you just need to wire for it. It's an antenna. (upbeat music) - So much nudity. (laughing) - Don't leave me alone. - Get inside it, dude, do the thing. - I'm not, man. (upbeat music) - What's up, Gary? - What's up, dude? You wanna hold it up? - Fuck your head, hit the eggs, man. - Get on drinking. - I know, 8% luck, yeah, dude. - Psych! (laughing) - Where did it get blackheads? Fireworks. (upbeat music) (laughing) (upbeat music) - Oh my God, dude. (upbeat music) As long as Gary is alive, holy fucking shit. That's what you guys were doing last night? (laughing) - Oh yeah? That's right. (laughing) If people are asking a chat, is it diet pills? What's in the, it's Adderall? What are you, what are you taking these days? - Oh yeah, I saw, I'm sober, except for just take a bunch of amphetamines. Adderall, dude. (laughing) - Silly way I can survive. (laughing) You know what I mean, Delco? - I know, you're not gonna live more than three weeks, four weeks tops, but it'll be a fun segment on the show, you know, when we do it. - Yeah. - Appreciate you stopping by, Gary Bear, looking forward to some of these segments in the future. - Yes, you can talk about your race wars, we don't care on this show. - Okay, well, we're gonna go back out tonight. - Are you really? - Yeah, and I'm gonna ask, I'm not gonna give away what it's gonna be about. - Okay. - But we're only gonna be interviewing women. - Oh, perfect, perfect. - Yeah, that'd be good. - I'm sure you're doing justice. - I'm sure you're doing justice. - I mean, interview. - Yeah, either or, either or you're good. You're good on all of that. All right, kids, talk story here. George Clooney is also the world's biggest piece of shit. My God, man, you called this the other day, that there was a phone call between him and Barack Obama. I'm shocked about it. - Why? - You don't really wanna believe that the elites that they keep talking about, even Joe Biden is now mentioning the elites is a real thing, but yeah. - Oh yeah, it's a real thing. - And democratic establishment is talking about the mainstream media now, as if that's not your device. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? It's like a very bizarre to me, to be honest. I think that's the weirdest thing about the last two weeks is how Democrats, not just politicians, but commentators and celebrities, like fundraising people, are all, can you believe? Welcome Biden's all fucked up and they hit it from us? What? - I've got video right here, actually, of Adam Kenziger, saying Biden's brain was fucked four years ago, and we're gonna put that episode on Twitter pretty soon to keep an eye out for that. - Yeah. - That's probably not gonna be too great for him. - No, sure isn't, sure isn't. But according to Vanity Fair, Barack Obama knew George Clooney was going to shiv Joe Biden, didn't try to stop it. And they actually use that as their title, by the way. - Didn't try to-- - Didn't try to stop it because he's the one that called Clooney and told him to do it. He called Rob Reiner and told him to do it, and I'm sure he's gonna make a call to the view pretty soon. - Yeah, wouldn't shock me. After Joe Biden's disastrous debate performance that left millions of Democrats reaching for the cyanide and/or googling how to obtain citizenship on the moon, Barack Obama took to X to defend the former vice president writing, bad debate nights happen, trust me, I don't know. But this election is still a choice between someone who was fought for the ordinary folks. His entire life and someone who only cares about itself. Remember that tweet, we read it a couple weeks ago. In private though, the 44th president was reportedly just as worried about the election as anyone telling allies, according to the Washington Post, that he believed that President Biden's already tough path to re-election grew more challenging after his shaky debate performance. On Thursday, a harsher assessment of the presidential race than his public comments. You don't say. And then George Clooney decided to hop on board and wrote an op-ed piece for The New York Times that was titled, "I Love Joe Biden," but it's time for him to step down. - Well, this is, do you remember during COVID? There were a couple of things where all of the regional news companies and all the politicians had the exact same paragraph if they found themselves in the same situation. Like when a politician got COVID, oh, I just want to announce that I've got COVID. Thankfully, I'm vaxxed and boosted and blah, blah, blah, please wear your mask and be safe. It was the same fucking like four or five sentences for every one of them. And then you heard it on the news. They've been doing it for a long time about climate change as well, but they're all in lockstep here for this scenario. Any leftist that fucking makes it over the hill of trying to get Biden out of there, 'cause some of them are still pretty resistant to it, but any of them that actually make it across that barrier all say the same thing. I love Joe Biden, he's a good man, but it's time for him to step aside. Do people really not notice or know that everybody notices that they're seeing the exact same thing? 'Cause here I see two groups of people on the left. I see people who just pick up that paragraph and parrot it themselves. And then I see people who just don't say anything at all. And I have to think those people not saying anything at all are like, what the fuck? - Yeah. - 'Cause there is a moment where even your own disbelief gets suspended by reality, you know what I mean? And I think we may have gotten there at this point. - With George Clooney though, here's the shocker to me. Bob King pulled up those photos from three weeks ago at his fundraiser, he raised $30 million. And his house in Los Angeles for Joe Biden, literally three weeks ago, almost to the day here and said, this is the president, we're raising money. We've broken all the records for a one night fundraiser. We got $30 million. Here's the photo that went around the world. On the left is George Clooney. In the middle is Joe Biden. To the right there is Julie Roberts. And then Barack Obama. Now, if you look closely there. - Oh, bear it jabbing, that's all we go. - If you look real closely here at this photo, everybody's kind of got one arm around each other except for Julia Roberts, who is literally holding Joe Biden up in this fucking picture. - Yeah, by the way, right after this fundraising event is when Trump was walking down that stage. And he, like they cheap-faked him. Right, they fucking took like a two second clip where Hunter reaches up and shakes his hand and shit like shakes his arm and stuff. And then Trump just walks off the stage by himself and they're like, look, Trump's gotta get helped off the stage. Before any of this stuff became technically public. You could see that, and this is how deep this goes with the Democratic staff over there. They see that Biden's fucked up and their brain immediately goes to how can we make Trump also look like this? Instead of like, how do we get a fucking candidate that doesn't suck? That's their response to all this stuff, right? And there's no, that is a coordinated effort that gets put out like, hey, when you guys are talking about this, make sure you use this phraseology or whatever the fuck. That's how it always fucking works, dude. - Yeah, and in regards to Clooney here, one, I don't know how his career survives after this. And then serious question, what about the $30 million? Like, it's not easy to make $30 million in this life. Trust us, we know we're trying to do it now with a goddamn seltzer company. It's a difficult task to pull off, let alone beg for fucking money, $30 million for an 82 year old to run another four years so he could maybe finish the term in '86, maybe not, and throw in the vice president there. That's fucking pure insanity to me. Then three weeks later, to throw him under the fucking bus and say, you know what, man, I'm all done with you. And then fuck all those people who gave me the $30 million. We gotta move on to another candidate less than 120 days from an election. - What it tells me is that Harris is gonna be the candidate 'cause I don't think that any of the fundraising people would have agreed to it if that money didn't go to good use and the only way that they can keep that money is if she becomes the nominee. - And that's what I wanted to ask you today because you're more familiar with the behind the scenes fundraising than I am here. What are the rules with the $30 million that he raised? - It's not just that $30 million. It's anything that's in their campaign committee war chest can only be used for one of those two candidates. He can drop out, she can move up, and somebody replace her as VP, or somebody could replace her as president and she could stay VP, which is not. I mean, that seems unlikely, but still technically legal. Otherwise, you have to dissolve it. And I don't know what the rules on that as far as FEC files and shit like that. I think maybe you could give it to issues, packs and stuff like that, but I don't think you could give it to just another candidate. Like we could give it to the Senate reelection committee or whatever the fuck, right? Or the DNC maybe, but you couldn't give it to the candidates specifically. - Yeah, and again, I wanna highlight what you said last week, or at the beginning of this week, where you said don't think that the Barak isn't behind all of this shit and making all these calls. It was confirmed today. So I mean, that's all the confirmation we really needed. I just can't believe that Vanity Fair of all outlets was willing to leak it and say, all right, yeah, we confirmed from both sides that there was a call between George Clooney and Barack Obama about what he was gonna do, and Barack didn't stop it. - Yeah. - 'Cause he easily controls that whole entire party and he might be the fucking president. We don't know. - Yeah, well, I mean, he definitely is, right? And you can tell now based on this. So the next step that's gonna happen in all this, is that the House, what do you call it? House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed three senior White House aides, and they're gonna question them about how hiding Biden's fucking mental deficiencies now and an open hearing. That's what I'm told. - Well, let me ask you this. Do you want that as a Republican? 'Cause I've thought of, I've gone back and forth on that question like the last few days here. Me personally, I want him to run and keep fucking up. Every single interview he does is getting worse and worse and worse. If I'm a Republican, I am one. I would just say, hey, dude, keep going like that shit. Let's get the House Committee, skip all this shit. Just let him keep talking. - Maybe, maybe, but then you're taking, you're taking some, you're not fighting on your own, you're not setting the tone, right? So think of it from, let's say you were a defense attorney, right? And the prosecution's key witness was an absolute retard. You would just establish, like if they're not credible, like you would just establish, hey, this person's lying, here's the proof that they're lying and the jury no longer takes them seriously. You can do that for an individual politician, but if the entire democratic infrastructure is shown to be a fucking cabal of lying, right? Nothing they say is true. They've been obfuscating the realities of Biden. They've been lying about this. And then you turn your messaging to, here's some other stuff they've lied about, inflation's transitory, fucking mask work, blah, blah, blah, right? All this stuff, you could take the whole party down at that point. I think that's probably what they're thinking. - My other thought was maybe they looked at the numbers and said, all right, well, Kamala's worse, so fuck it. Let's get him out of there and embarrass them and then get her in there and then embarrass her in the race. But according to this new report that just came out about an hour ago in the New York Times, the embattled Biden campaign tests Kamala Harris's strength versus Donald Trump, under siege from fellow Democrats, President Joe Biden's campaign is quietly testing the strength of Vice President Kamala Harris against former President Donald Trump in a head-to-head survey of voters as Biden fights for his political future. The survey, which is being concluded this week, was commissioned by the Biden campaign's analytics team and is believed to be the first time since the debate that Biden's aides have sought to measure how the Vice President would fare at the top of the ticket. If this is true, does Joe know about this? - Does he know anything though, right? - Well, Jill Wood, right? - Sure, yeah. - So they're clearly allowing this to go on. - Well, the word on the street is that they're trying to softly push him out of the way. And they say he's being resistant, but what you said is accurate, Jill is being resistant. - Yeah, that's what it feels like. - But now Obama's involved. And Obama's gonna use, he's a smart man, he's gonna use the lightest, most non-public touch you can to get him out of the way. And the same way he did for Hillary, like we didn't know that he got pushed out of the way for Hillary until after that election. - Right, right, yep. - But it was all Obama that did that. And the stakes for Obama are much higher than just having Democrats and American politics. So, - Can I ask why? - Which one? - Why do you think Obama wanted Hillary over Biden in '16? I'm curious, 'cause I can't figure out and answer that question. - War, I guess? - She's a Warhawk to a much greater degree than Joe Biden is. - Bob, I got a different theory on it. I think just based on the meetings I heard in Hollywood with Quincy Jones and those guys forming that dinner party with Oprah and everything to get Obama elected, is that one of the first black president? I think he took a certain pride in that and probably took it upon himself to say, you know what, these guys got me in here and I wanna help install the first female president of the United States and that's something that history could never wipe away. - Yeah, that's a legit theory to me because in hindsight, it's easy to say that that seems silly. But at the time, at least according to the polls, Hillary was up 7, 8, 9 points. So everybody thought, well, shit, she's way ahead of this dude. He's a fucking clown. Nobody's ever gonna elect this guy, right? That was the thinking at the time. - Yeah. - So I guess it makes sense if you think about it that way. - That's my guess, Bob. - I just never got the vibe that he cared all that much about Hillary Clinton. - I don't think so. I think you've had about his own legacy. - But would he have even gotten that? I'm serious because I hear that and I'm like, it makes sense to me that some level of democratic, higher up, elite, whatever, would want Hillary. Like now we get them. That just never struck me that Obama would have wanted it or not want it. He seems, him in particular seems like agnostic to that as opposed to like, I do think 100% the democratic establishment was like, we got the black one, now let's get the woman. They were heat checking. - Yeah. - Right? I can't wrap my mind around Obama using that logic. - I think he really does genuinely care about legacy and presidents and everything else. And as the first black man is president, installing the first woman is president right after him, then that is a real change. Like that is a real momentum change. And for the Democrats, you could always say that for the end of time. Long after we're gone and 40 presidents from now, they can say, well, Barack was the first black guy and then he got the first woman in there and we really changed things. And then it didn't work out that way. - Maybe, but Barack is playing the long game as well. So who knows? And when I say playing the long game, Macron was his guy, Obama got Macron elected in France, right? This new prime minister of the UK, he got him elected as well. And that's one of his guys as well. So, you know, I think he's playing a much larger game than just American politics. I think his legacy does come and did come into play with the hell of everything. Maybe he just thought it would, she was such a quote unquote strong candidate. Maybe he fell in love with the smell of his own farts, which, you know, elitists are, it happens to them a lot, right? - Yeah. - And then they're just like, oh, what happened? We've lost it a little. But now he sees it crumbling, right? And I don't think, I think from his perspective, another Trump for years does irreparable damage to his ability to swing American politics to the socialism of Europe, which is what they really wanna do, right? Like they have more government funding, more government control, that's what they really want. So Trump is gonna delude a lot of that. He already has it a lot of ways. The Supreme Court with overturning Roe and sending it back to the States, using Chevron to return power back to Congress from the bureaucratic agencies, stuff like that. That's the two biggest moves in the modern history to reduce federal control over the American population. That's a fucking fact. So all these people, there's a lot of conservative freaking out right now that abortion isn't on the RNC talking point list anymore. Why would it be? You won. You literally won that issue after 50 fucking years. No Republican did a goddamn thing about it. That was president, not won. He did what is constitutional and sent it back to the States. And now you have the ability to go lobby at your state level and get whatever bill you want passed. - Yeah, I think the problem that is-- - You won that fucking issue. - So the problem with that is those, they don't feel like they're winning because they're not winning at the state level. - Right. - And so they're mad about it. - You can get but her at all you want to, but it is federalism, right? - I know, that's the thing though. They're but her that they can't, but because it's just by the way-- - So do what you told your opponent a couple years ago and move to a different state, move to Texas. - Yeah. - Like fuck off. I don't want to hear the whining anymore. - Arkansas just got it on the ballot. They just got enough signatures to get-- - Oh yeah, and it'll pass too, 'cause women vote. - Yes. - And it just, it was on Ohio in this last run as well, and they said no to it. - They didn't surprise me that much, 'cause even though it's a red presidential state, I still think it's purple down ballot. But Kansas, Kansas passing abortion is wild. - Yeah, 'cause that's the fucking, remember the Flying Spaghetti Monster? - Yeah. - 2005, the Kansas School Board passed, haven't, well, you gotta teach creationism, 'cause you gotta teach the controversy. We don't know which one's true, like, all right, let's fucking relax, bud. But yeah, that's, that's, you won. Congratulations, Republicans, and you have Trump to thank for it. No matter how you feel about him, or MAGA, or any of that bullshit, he did specifically what you asked him to do. And he, we, the SCOTUS did the same thing for guns as well, reduced it back down to a state issue, instead of a federal issue. Everything that you've asked the guy to do, he did it. Now, he's the individual things he did about guns. I, like, banning bump stock, that's fucking stupid. But the ball has moved forward more from federalism under Trump's presidency than any prior. - No. And with that, we'll see what shakes out in regards to this election, 'cause the talking points, Bob, one will be abortion, that will be number one for Democrats in this election. And then two, they're really trying to push this fucking project 2025 thing. Jesus Christ, going back to what you said earlier about this line of talking points, and everybody's handed out, that is, that 2025 bullshit. Hakeem Jeffery's just posted it maybe three or four hours ago. - Yeah, but they're not posting the product. So, Project 2025 is on Heritage Foundation's website. And PDF after PDF, you can go read every single thing that's in there. There's some stuff that makes sense, some stuff that I vehemently disagree with. The DNC has created its own website now. - Oh, yeah. - The truth about Project2025.com. - Oh, God, I got it. - And it's just fucking crazy bullshit that is easily like demonstrably untrue. Let me find what the actual site is. - While you're looking at it, I watched multiple interviews over the last couple weeks, as everybody tries to, on the Democratic side, rally around this Project 2025 thing. Every single candidate, JD Vance, Trump, everybody else is like, I don't know what this is. I haven't read it. I'm sure whoever built this and put it up there was trying to make some decent points about some things and then they're off about some things. - It's Trump's Project2025.com. - Stop it. - Even though he just put out his RNC talking point list yesterday, that didn't have any of the shit on it. - No, and they asked him and he goes, I don't know anything about, I haven't read it. I don't know what the fuck it is, so. - They made their own fucking website, dude. - Oh, boy. Look, if you could do that with anything. You know, thick dukes. - Well, I mean, I do it like this, the truth about whatever.com, and just write whatever the fuck it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is fucking goofy retard bullshit. - It's crazy, man. Absolutely crazy. You know what isn't crazy? Go spend.com/drinkingbroze. Goddamn it, what happened to the camera, Delco? Did I break it today? Did I break it, Delco? It went out on my side. I couldn't see it. Daddy couldn't see his beautiful little ghost bed in the background over there. It glitched out on us. Go to ghost bed.com/drinkingbroze today and give 50% off every item in the entire store with the promo code drinkingbroze at checkout. That's everything, that's pillows, sheets, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, the new Venus Williams collection. They got massage toppers for the mattresses as well. Put it on the bed, put it on the floor. 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Wouldn't you rather have a good night's sleep instead of watching the 90th iteration, whatever fucking Star Wars bullshit they're trying to pump out? Come on, get a good night's sleep. Go to ghostbed.com/drinkingbroze today. Next up, cock tees this earlier. The house GOP subpoenas, White House aides, GOP led house oversight committee has subpoenaed three, senior White House aides demanding that they sit down for depositions concerning President Biden's mental state. Fox News confirmed that the subpoena includes First Lady Jill Biden's top aide, Anthony Bernal. Uh-oh, whoopsies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'll be a fun one. That sure will. I think, who are the other ones? Deputy Chief Staff Annie Thomasini and senior advisor Ashley Williams. So Bob, maybe look into this, but can a president invoke executive privilege that covers their direct aides? And would that extend to the First Lady? I'm not sure how that works. I think I do feel like some investigations that subpoena top-level senior aides have been shut down for that reason before, because they got, they were under the umbrella of executive privilege. But I don't know how that works for a congressional subpoena. By the way, speaking of congressional stuff, everybody is on, people are leaving to go back to their districts today. Okay. So this session of Congress is shutting down, but, and Thomas Massey's wife died two weeks ago. Yep. And he's been out, he's coming back soon. One other guy had a family emergency. So Anna Luna's... Anna Pauline, Luna? Yeah, it's her resolution to hold Mayor Garland in contempt and find him $10,000 every day, he doesn't turn over that thing. It failed by four votes today, but once they come back to the session, it will pass. That's what I'm told. Really? Okay. So it's gonna find him personally $10,000 a day. It looks like it turns over the tapes. It looks like Nixon invoked that for his aides. Yeah, I believe that is it. For Watergate. So I don't think there's, I don't think anything is gonna come with this, to be honest. Okay. So the subpoenas which come following Biden's disastrous debate performed performance two weeks ago, hope to identify the scope of the three age job responsibilities while serving under the administration, the three subpoenas which were sent Wednesday, voiced the committee's concerns that top aides are running the country while the president is unable to do so. To be clear, the American people did not elect Miss Williams or any White House staffer to do President Biden's job for him. And the committee seeks Miss Williams testimony regarding the matters identified above her subpoena reads in part. Now they may be able to get by it because of this. If it's under the auspices of investigating for a 25th amendment invocation, then they may be able to get away with it. I'm not sure yet. Yeah, I mean, he did use the executive privilege for the Robert Herr tapes, which is obviously the ones that Merrick Garland is being subpoenaed for. I would imagine he would try to invoke it for this. The problem is Democrats are already against them. So what do you do here at this point? If you say no to this and you invoke another executive privilege over health records, how are you supposed to go on a rally or a press tour or whatever the fuck he's doing radio interviews where he's screaming through the phone and saying, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. My cognitive test is every single day. And then the interviewer could just simply ask, well, then why won't you just fucking hand over the tapes? Yeah, well, as you saw with Merrick Garland, that won't stop Congress from holding these three individuals in contempt for not obeying the subpoena, right? Yeah. So good luck with all that. But then what would happen with Merrick Garland? Would he go to jail like Bannon would? Yeah, if he refuses to cooperate, once the fines start to accrue and he, I'm sure there will be some time limit where he needs to cooperate. Either the tapes or the money and if he doesn't cooperate, then yeah, he would go to jail. Okay. Which would be the first time in American history that an attorney general went to prison, I believe. Yeah, who is this quote here and here? I love this quote. To be clear, the American people did not elect Miss Williams or any other White House staffer to do President Biden's job for him and the committee seeks Miss Williams testimony regarding the matters identified above. That's just in the subpoena. Oh my God, dude. So that's fucking nuts, dude. And then you're reminded of Robert Her. I assume during this, if these hearings do happen and these aides come in and testify, I assume they'll bring Robert Her back in and say, "Hey, what did you mean exactly when you met?" He was too old and stupid to prosecute, right? And it seemed like the House is making a case for the 25th Amendment, but do it like slow roll it enough that it's an issue that doesn't get adjudicated before the election. But like, "Hey, this guy can't get re-elected." Like the best case scenario for the Republicans is that Biden stays in the race and they, at least in the court of public opinion, prove that he shouldn't be even serving now much less get re-elected. That's the best case scenario for them. And I think that's what this is. Okay, and then obviously the follow-up question, it's gotta be, do you let it happen if you're the Democrats? You got to call Obama and ask him. I know. Go to Hawaii. Let him take the vote and everybody should vote to get him out of there. Well, you know, you could do that. You could get him all together and you could say, "Hey, guys, let's let this happen and get Kamala in." And that would be the easiest, but that would be the most embarrassing for Biden. The least embarrassing would be for him to step down and say, "You know what? "I have a meet with doctors. "I've been out on the trail and I just can't get it together "and I'm gonna step down and leave it to Kamala Harris." Yeah. We'll see. I don't know what's gonna happen there. I do know that Chuck Todd said on a show yesterday that he, that a cabinet secretary, right, which is like secretary of state, defense, treasury, something, right, told him two years ago that Biden couldn't run for office again because of his mental capabilities. Two years ago? Two years ago he told that. And the follow-up question to that is, Chuck, why didn't you say that on your fucking show? Yeah. You idiot. Why didn't you say that out loud on your show? George Clooney two weeks ago when you were raising $30 million instead of making additional posts on Twitter supporting Biden, why didn't you tell somebody? Why didn't you go to the press? Why didn't you tell somebody somewhere that happened? I think for Chuck Todd, he would have been out of a job and I'm not kidding. Well, that's the thing. I don't believe any of this fucking feigned surprise at Biden's mental state. Everybody knew. We've been talking about it since 2019, everybody knew. They've been intentionally colluding with the DNC to hide it. And I guarantee you, at some point in the next year or two, there's gonna be emails or texts or something that come out that show that these motherfuckers at the media knew. I guarantee fucking to you that'll happen. I also think these tapes will eventually leak. Oh, yeah. I really do. They're coming. I mean, you just see some Navy corpsman tried to get into Biden's medical-- Twice. Twice it's happened now. Somebody will get it eventually. Yeah. And when they do, look, that could also be an easy out. We'll leak those records to the press and then be like, oh, Republican stolen, and this is a fucking bad deal. The same way they did with the road documents. Yeah. So it wouldn't shock me, but every day it's fun because I don't know about you. I wake up fully expecting that he's either dead or he's gone and they're replacing him. Didn't Trump say that he was gonna name his VP on Monday? Ahhh! I don't know if they gave an exact date, but I heard a bunch of people say he's gonna say on Monday. That's what they said. Maybe it's the convention. Yeah, the convention is-- shit, is it this weekend or next weekend? I think it's-- Bob, when's the Republican convention? I think it starts the 16th, right? Is it next weekend? July 15 to 18. 15, yeah. So it starts this weekend. So your-- Well, it starts Monday. Monday, yeah. You're four days away from it. I've talked to a few people at the campaign. Usually VP is the second to last person to speak before the president. Correct. So I've talked to a few people on the campaign, about 48 hours ago, and not only does no one know, the only thing that Trump has, I guess publicly said behind the scenes to them is, my preference would be to do it on the final day and wait 'til the nth hour to do it so that it would make the splashiest announcement you could possibly get. Sure. Now, the problem with that is, you've gotta make signs and all that other bullshit to get out to people. Does he mean the last day of the convention? It's Sunday night, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. Getting signs made is easy enough. I think the people will figure it out by process of elimination though, right? So Nikki Haley wasn't invited to the RNC. No shit. I didn't hear that. Not as a speaker anyway, which will go into our next story, not the voter fraud one, but the women after that. The whores at the RNC? Yeah. Yeah, I love a good story about whores. To do the ad first and then we'll get into it. 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Bet whether it's her against us on my bookie.com. Use that promo code drinking bros to double that first deposit up to $1,000. There are odds on the presidency right now, as well as the VP over there. Next up about those whores in the RNC. Amber Rose, oh shit, she's one of my favorite whores. Why is this fucking mongoloid gonna be-- - She's my favorite-- - She's a stripper. - Former, stripper. - She's a stripper who is married to Wiz Khalifa. - She's been married to Kanye West, and then Wiz Khalifa-- - Dated Kanye West. - Oh, you're right, you're right. - Is a fucking moron with absolutely no redeeming value in her character whatsoever. Why the fuck is she speaking at the GOP convention? - She's trying to get that black vote, Doc. - Why, no, that's not gonna do it. - Man, is there any other woman that assigns her, I'm trying to think, that's just black, it's black man's crypt tonight? Then Amber Rose, no, no, there's not, maybe Kim Kardashian, sorry, apologies to the Kardashian family. I'll include all of you in that statement as well. It's Amber Rose and her, I have no fucking idea, but the former stripper who has fiercely criticized Donald Trump in the past will be a speaker at the Republican National Convention. - Yeah. - Why? - Exactly. - Philadelphia-born Rose, 40, gained fame in 2008. Bob, you wanna pop up a pic of her, just in case people forgot who this is, or if you wanna forget, maybe you skipped this part 'cause she's hot. Get a good one, Bob, let's get a full length, bro. Come on, you're better than that. The people deserve it today. There you go, Bob. Any one of these will work, you know? There's so many to choose from right there. Black man's crypt tonight. Amber Rose, yep, you wanna be speaking at the RNC? It is unclear when Rose will speak at the Milwaukee Convention, but her presence on the bill has rubbed some people in the GOP the wrong way. You don't say, I get you want to convey a certain message that this isn't your father's Republican party under Trump, a source close to the Republican National Committee told, the post, but isn't there someone better than an only fan's porn creator who runs something called Slut Walk? All right, I gotta know what Slut Walk is. I am unfamiliar with it. Please pop up what Slut Walk is. - Sure, Slut Walk is a transnational movement calling for the end of rape culture, including victim blaming and slut shaming of sexual assault victims. Yeah, so it's like a women's march. - And it's called Slut Walk. - Cool. It's a workshop, that name at all, because I don't know, I can think of a thousand better just off the top of my head than Slut Walk for women. Holy shit. - The Slut Stomp? - Yeah, I'm not sure, look, they're trying everything over there. I know, I just read that Dana White was gonna be the second to the last speaker before Trump. - Maybe he'll be vice president. - Comes out, if he was, that'd help the vote. Shit. People love fucking Dana White. Are you looking, we're just looking for Slut Spot? - This is a Slut Walk L.A.'s... - God, damn it. - Look at that, yeah, pop that up. Oh, she's gonna wig on, she's all wigged up. Wifa Slut, we're more fun, is what that sign said in her hands. - That was also a white woman. - Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure whatever dude you marry and your children are gonna love the fact that there's gigabytes of you getting fucking railed on the internet, you stupid bitch. God, what the fuck is going on? (laughs) - I don't know, even this one shocks me. I mean, what's the fucking... - Slut, what, Slut, what, Slut, what, Slut, what? - Oh yeah, look at the fucking degenerate bullshit going on there, fuck off. - Jesus Christ, I don't know if we can show that picture. I would probably try to take that off the screen, Bob. Don't understand why. - I'll tell you why, I don't know why. - That she's there? - Yeah. - Oh, God. - Because at the end of the day, both political parties are little sluts for celebrities and identity politics. - That's true, that's absolutely true. - Republicans jump on any black person who will agree with them and parade them up there. If a celebrity jumps board, like a fucking tomorrow, Brad Pitt was like, you know what dude? Trump was right for this country. The amount, I mean, there would be a line of open mouths to put his fucking dick in them. - Absolutely. She's not black though. - No, but she's celebrity. - She's just popular among black people, so, in particular, black males. - Why not somebody like-- - And white ones. - Oh, like I'm on the Amber Rose train. - When some seers, the lieutenant governor of Virginia, black lady, that actually knows what she knows how to read in shit, right? - Right. - Like actual books. Or what about Lillie Tain Williams, the Chinese lady that survived communism and came over here and ripped David Hogg's dick and balls off and threw him down his fucking throat. - Not control. - On gun control. It is good enough. - Not good enough for them. - And here, if this is what it takes to win, you don't deserve to win. If Republicans, if repubes are too fucking stupid to win on every major issue, they have the right, the better solution for right now, right? If you can't win on that, then this is wrap it up and fucking move on. - So here's my issue with the conventions on both sides. 'Cause I had to work one one time in LA. I had to work the DNC one in LA back in the day at Staples Center, so it was my first job in Los Angeles. I was a waiter for the luxury suites there, so I got to see it up close and personal there. But they're so dragged out. There's so many fucking slots to fill up and all that other shit. I don't understand why it's just not one day. Just one day. Like all you need to hear from is the VP and the president. I don't really know why you have to have a whole fucking week's long thing that you're trying to fill time for. 'Cause this is what these dummies are for. It's just simply to fill time. They don't have enough dummies to fill this time. So I don't really get it. Just have the VP and the president speak. Go live on television and then you're done with it. - I would have the cabinet. The people that I'm planning on choosing for my cabinet. - Yeah, that's a great idea. - Like specifically come out and say, "What I'm gonna do is the secretary of this thing." I'm gonna be secretary of defense. We're gonna modernize the military, like the RNC thing says. We're gonna fucking get rid of the DEI bullshit that's going on. Right? Same secretary of education. I'm gonna end it entirely. Secret or the attorney general that you're gonna bring on. We're gonna reform the FBI. We're gonna get rid of the ATF and the DEA, so on, right? That would be smart. But just having your force walk around on stage. I mean, look, if she just gets up on stage, if she just gets up on stage and starts twerking, good, good for them. Now you're the same degenerate cunts that you're fucking voting against. Congratulations. - If she pulls her titties on on stage though, ratings will be through the roof. Just like Bob said, boring. That's all the shit is. And then you're trying to fill time. You're trying to fill a week's worth of content for this stupid ass shit. I think what you just said is an excellent idea. But that would make you pick your entire cabinet in advance, which I don't really mind that either, because you should be voting on the whole fucking thing. - If you don't have your cabinet picked by now, I think you're fucked up, to be honest. But I'm pretty sure Trump does. - Yeah, you should know who your like, sect def and secretary of state is. The VP of president. - Well, sect def is probably gonna be, unless he does something stupid between now and November and Trump wins, it's gonna be error print. - Okay. - But as far as the other ones, I honestly think, I know Vivek is gonna get some cabinet level position. I don't think he's gonna be Veep anymore. I think it's probably gonna be Vance. But I think Vivek is gonna be like the secretary of education or something. Like for real, just to put a thumb in that eyeball. - I wonder, I think he'll definitely be in the cabinet. - I think they're giving him that one. I think they're giving him that one and he's gonna shut that organization down. - You think so? - But he's gonna be the bobs from office space. He's gonna start walking around everybody's queue. We'll go, hey, what do you do here? - Yeah. - Fired, get the fuck out. Now it's notoriously difficult to fire a federal employee, but it's not difficult to contract. That is to say your position no longer exists. Deuce. - Yeah. (whistles) - See you later, asshole. - You're gone, dude. You're gone. It'll be interesting, but yeah, I would actually love that idea to see both sides, by the way. Democrat and Republican. If that was your convention, here's my entire cabinet. They're gonna speak, then my VP's gonna speak, and then I'm gonna speak. Great, I don't need the celebrities or any of the fucking bullshit. Like, I'm cool. I just wanna hear the issues and all that other stuff. Like, I could give two fucks about it. - Yeah, you can go to freedom fest or TPUSA for any of that shit. Or what's the other one? What's the other reputable one? - I don't really-- - I think Heritage is the one that puts it on, CPAC. - CPAC score. - Yeah, you can go to any one of those three to hear all these assholes talk about what they think should happen, but I don't care about any of those people. - Me neither. - Like, if you're not part of the government, then who fucking cares? - Yeah, who gives a shit? - You're just saying stuff that you're opinion and no, vlog you. - Yeah. - I'm excited. - Yay. I mean, for her, she's gonna get a ton of subscriptions on only fans, so yeah. - That's true. Repubes are just as big of a piece of shit purves as anybody. - Yeah, dude, fuck yeah, they are. - If you're an adult age 21 and older and use nicotine or tobacco, I wanna tell you about an American-made success story and Black Buffalo's award-winning nicotine pouches. Black Buffalo's nicotine pouches are not owned by Big Tobacco. 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He wants to start to turn a new leaf. - He wants to fucking start a family. - Well, he's been running for stuff as a libertarian for like years. - How, what's-- - He ran for like governor of Oklahoma back in the day. - How did he do? - Not well. - No, obviously. - We played his campaign video. - We did. - Oh yeah, like years ago. - We did, years ago, we did. - Speaking of campaign videos, have you seen the new Kamala Harris thing? - No. - Go to ALX on Twitter, Alpha Lima X-Ray on Twitter. It's another unburdened by what has been speech. - Oh boy, you're kidding. - You're fucking kidding me here. - I love this one, because after November, we're gonna be unburdened by what has been right here. - Yeah. - Let's pop her up on screen here. - You guys play that. - One pound down to big tears. He makes American memes. - Yeah. - And that is a spot on someone who wants to be a man. (crowd cheering) And it's a spot on. (crowd cheering) - That's on it. - All right. - Pop up the other one there. - Okay. - There you go. - Yeah, there we go. - Both are ridiculous, so it doesn't really matter. - They told us that we could do anything, and should never be murdered by the limitations of other people to be able or not be able to see what can be. And this is that community of understandings, and to see what is possible unburned by what has been. - What? - It's like a female Aubrey Marcus. You're talking about things, but there is no answer or solution. - That's the only phrase that you can actually string together. So it's like, do you remember when Mortal Kombat, the video game first came out, and there was that one asshole who would Brown House kick the whole time? Or on the Atari basketball game back in the day, the corner three cheat code and stuff like that. Like those assholes. - Just spot on the floor. - You know, one move, right? And you just do it over and over and over again, and hope nobody fucking gets mad enough to take one home. - Stop it, dude. - Stop it. - Come on. - That's what my son said to me last night when I was playing with Madden, I know. - I'll stop it. I'll rip that fucking cable out and strangle you with it, motherfucker. - Yeah, I was so angry last night playing Madden against my kid. - That's what you do to us. - You solved the problem, you stopped it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's who's gonna be running for president soon. There's no way they're keeping Biden and I used to, I don't believe it. - But if so, if that's your candidate, how the fuck do you let her go out? - I don't know. Well, now, you know, presidents are running as a team. It's a team effort now, right? - No, it never has never been that ever. Unless it was your VP. - And I think there's good data to show that ordinary, reasonable folk, no matter what you see on Twitter and the media, people are kind of wise enough to this because it turns out that young people are turning repute in record numbers, which is odd. - Really? - Very odd, yeah, so young people appear to be flocking to the repute party, according to the figures in the new poll from the Pew Research Center that surveyed American's party affiliation. The National Public Opinion Reference Survey in POS. Published by Pew Research on Thursday, on Tuesday rather, has drawn significant attention from analysts because it shows the GOP leading among those under 30 for the first time in decades, right? I mean, I'm talking like maybe 100 years ago. There are just four months until the presidential election. The presumptive nominee is obviously Trump and we'll see if Biden's gonna be in there or not, but the poll, the survey found that among all respondents, 47% said they were Republican or leaned Republican, 46% said Democrat or leaned Democrat and the rest were undecided or whatever. The poll is conducted from February 1st to June 10th, so five months, four months, and some change. 5626 US adults, which is about double what you need for a good scientific poll. Analysts were a quick to point to the detailed figures regarding party affiliation among young people. By subgroup, the headline is age. NPORS found the GOP ahead on leaned party idea among 18 to 29 year olds, even though the sample was Biden plus 20 on the 2020 recall vote. So, and the polling done after the election in 2020 showed that this group of people were plus 20 for Biden, which would be 60, 40 if there were no independents, right? Now it's 47, 46. And that sample size was pretty large as well as the margin of error is like pretty high. So it hasn't shown anything like this in previous cycles. In an earlier post, Cohen said, NPORS found leaned party identification at R plus one. That's the first time NPORS gives a GOP a party edge last year was D plus two. So it's been getting closer to repute, which is really interesting. It's significant in its own right, given the quality of the survey, but it will affect other polls as well, like the Ipsos poll that showed Trump and Biden tied. - Why do you think that is? Because I guess what I'm seeing in the media is different than what this is. - I think people, I think it's probably a number of things. I think people are probably aware they're being lied to more now. And I think you're getting more and more, I mean, things go through these ebbs and flows and cycles and shit. 18 to 30 year olds are looking around and like, fuck, I'm never gonna own a house. - Yeah. - That's not good. - Yeah. - If they're taking basic economics classes, they know that as a member of the middle class, the majority of the wealth they'll make, unless they win the lottery or come up with some great idea for a company is gonna be in the equity in the homes that they buy over the course of their life, right? You buy a house for 200k, you sell it for 400, use the proceeds to buy another house from war, so on and so forth, until you can start extracting some capital out of it at some point, right? That's how the majority of the middle class makes their wealth over time. They see now that that's not gonna happen. They see now that all the jobs require them to get a fucking degree from this place that's gonna cost them too much money. So then they look over the fucking across the highway over there and they see dudes that are plumbers and electricians and welders making fucking more money than they're making and they're like, what the fuck, this guy's got no debt? - Yeah. - I mean, I'm just speculating. I honestly don't know. I'd love to hear from some young people. - I so look, I mean, I've got-- - 'Cause this is a, by the way, just to reiterate, this is a very large survey. This isn't like some, well, we called 200 people and they said this, it's a massive survey done by a very reputable organization and I'm shocked to hear that it was plus two dem and last year, like that's closer than I thought, 'cause it was plus 20 dem, just three and a half years ago. - Well, I mean, I have a guess and hear me out on this one 'cause I've got kids, my oldest is 10 and he's starting to become a little dude, right? And I take him and his little dude friends everywhere and they go and fucking play and say wild shit to people that I'll overhear, you know? And they obviously think that I don't hear it. - What kind of wild shit? - It's my own kid, so I'm not gonna say it on the air, but I overheard him saying something to somebody who was picking on him and his bodies and whatever and it's similar to shit that you and I would say growing up and that surprised me. - The F word? - Yeah. - With a capital out of it? - No, no, no, no, no, not that one, not that one. Like the F word, that's the harder one. Yeah, from time to time, right? It wasn't my kid, this was his buddy, but then my kid said something else that was remarkably similar. - The whole time. - Do you hear somebody screaming to death back there? Is somebody on the side getting stabbed? - It's out to be, right? - It's scary. - Yeah, that guy got out of jail, dude, he's fucking-- - Yeah, well keep an eye on the door, don't let him come in here. Gary, what are you screaming about you? - Was that you screaming back there? Gary? - I was re-doing the photo, I was gonna put the mic around. - Sure, we thought someone was getting stabbed to death back there and it's fine. - He added scream 'cause he was taking a photo because it translates. - Sure, yeah. - Sure, yeah. No, it makes perfectly no sense. But with that, the way that these kids are leaning now, like all their content is YouTube, by the way, and Snapchat are fucking, you know, TikTok, they love TikTok and all that other shit. - I mean, if it's on TikTok, TikTok is pretty, there's a lot of anti-woke TikTok. - Yes, and I think that's why the government has been trying to shut it down. - And so on YouTube for kids, and before you think I'm a bad parent, I'm not, a lot of the kids' programs they watch are like dudes prank shows. Now, they don't take it as far as Jackass does, but they are like dudes punching each other, doing wild shit running around and everything else. And it's similar to kind of what we grew up with. And I was like, all right, well, maybe the tide is changing or turning and fucking, then last night, the video that I saw shocked me, and I was like, oh, well, maybe it's not. And so we brought this up today. Did you guys see the Violet Affleck speech? - Oh yeah, she's still wearing a mask. - Yeah. - She wants everybody to mask up in public. - So, holy shit. - That's why this is shocking, because this is what got the news coverage over the last 48 hours. Bob, pull this up. She was giving a speech. Was it in front of the LA City Council? First of all, I've never seen her. I didn't know she was 18 years old already. I mean, it would make sense. Ben Affleck's in his 50s. And so it's Jennifer Garner. But she gave this speech that was totally fucking unhinged. That went viral. - Oh. - Yeah, go ahead and play it. - I don't know what I clicked on X or Twitter the other day. And accidentally. But I'm only being fed all these like, there's so many people still afraid of COVID. - Yeah, yes, yes. - That's insane. - But I didn't know, man. So, and I just saw Violet Affleck trending, and I thought, oh my God, what happened to their daughter? Nothing. She's grown up now, and she's an activist. So go ahead and play this. - Black Los Angeles resident, first time voter, I'm 18. I contracted a post-trial condition in 2019. I'm okay now, but I saw firsthand that medicine does not always have answers to the consequences of even minor viruses. The COVID-19 pandemic has thrown in sharper relief. One in 10 infections leads to long COVID, which is a devastating neurological cardiovascular illness that can take away people's ability to work, move, see, and even think, stands to exacerbate our homelessness crisis. - Yeah, why is it only white women to get long COVID? - In our city, it hits communities of color, disabled people, elderly people, trans people, women, and anyone in a public facing essential job, the hardest. - You gotta get it all out. - Quick, quick, quick, quick. - Too far along with crisis. - I didn't even ask, ability, air filtration, - Oh yeah, he's a white woman. - I said white women. - Including jails and detention centers, and mask mandates in county medical facilities, we must expand the availability of high quality, free tests and treatment, and most importantly, the county must oppose masks and for any reason, they do not keep us safer, they make vulnerable members of our community less safe, everyone less able to participate in Los Angeles together. Thank you. - No long COVID. - Thank you very much. - It was almost like they gave her 30 seconds, she was like, (vocalizing) - Yeah, well, breathe in issues, I don't see you. I don't either. I don't know anybody who can talk that fast. - So that's Jennifer Garner. - So for an off-gen afflex child, right? - It is. - God, what an insufferable piece of shit they raised. - Crazy, isn't it? - And oh my God, if only I had the confidence of a fucking eight-year-old white girl to tell other people how to live their lives with no life experience. - That's what I-- - Shut the fuck up. - That's exactly what I thought. And so I'm watching this. - You can't damn it. - And when this article pops up about today's news story, I was like, well shit, maybe I'm wrong because this is what I'm seeing in my feed. So maybe kids are like this, but hopefully this is just a one-off, and this is just LA, because after this went viral, then they dug up the rest of afflex kids. Apparently-- - What, he'd kill 'em all? - No, they're two of 'em are trans. - Oh, yeah, well, what are the chances, you know? What are the chances that like two trans parents would have eight trans kids, but it happens all the time? - What do we do in? - But you know where you don't see any trans kids? - Here? - Yeah. Like honestly, Austin is liberal as it is. You don't really run, there are little pockets here and there, but you don't run into it like you do in places like that. It just doesn't happen that much. - To be honest with you, man, I don't run into it unless I go back to LA for a work trip or whatever. - I remember it in Berkeley. I saw a lot in Berkeley when I got in. I lived in Oakland, yeah. I remember one of my friends, a friend of a friend that we were out to lunch one day, and she was telling a story about how her daughter was being an ally to some other kid. This is 2012, by the way. And I looked at her, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? She goes, oh, he's a, you know, he identifies as a girl. And I'm like, so he identifies as a girl. She goes, well, she, and I'm like, no. - No? - No. I'm not doing that. - Yeah. - And she's like, oh, oh, oh. I'm like, yeah, it's gonna be a long life, honey. If you can't accept that other people have different thoughts than you do, it's gonna be a long life. But that shit's been going on for a long time out there. - So for younger kids, well, maybe it's here, and maybe it's, you know, in other states, I think there is hope, and people are starting to wake up, so they're not gonna have anything. I don't know. - I think it's, I don't know about your kids' your age, but I mean, I remember talking politics with my friends in like fifth, sixth grade. - Was it mostly like calling people gay and shit? 'Cause that's how we talked about politics in high school. - I never, hey, Bob, I never talked about politics as a kid. - And by the way, like, we, like, a lot of my friends, like literally in like fifth, sixth grade, they were like, hell, like, I remember in '96, my buddy was like, fuck Clinton won, but we got the house back, or whatever it was, 'cause I got back a chamber. - In fifth grade? - In fifth grade? - I said that in fifth grade. - Yeah, I don't know. I guess you guys went to school with dumb people. (laughing) - Yeah, no, I never did, and you know what else, Bob? I'll take this a step further. I don't talk politics in front of my kids. I don't tell them who I'm voting for, who to vote for, who's good or bad on TV. - Yeah, I never-- - I want them to figure that out on their own, and I don't want them to think that you know, 'cause I think everybody had that one dad, or an uncle, or whatever, it was like, fuck, this guy, and over and over again, and I'm like, man, I don't want to raise my kids like that. I'll let them figure it out, and hopefully they're smart enough to realize who to vote for, but I don't talk about it soon. - No, my parents never really talked to us about politics. The most it would ever be is we'd be like, oh, ha ha, dad's a Republican and mom's a Democrat. Do you guys fight all the time? And they're like, no, we don't care. - And back in the day they didn't. Thanks for showing that angle. - I want to echo of me blowing my nose. - Yeah, I want to ask you two pieces of shit. If you have any thoughts on this, on the young folk moving closer to the repubes over the past four years, what do you think that's about? - I think there's a certain counter-cultural element to it. I think definitely because even-- - I did too, that's a great point. - I think it's, you know, Democrats have always kind of controlled like Hollywood and stuff like that, but it has gotten to an absurd level. - It's like all of them media now, yeah. But it's like Democrats, you know, everyone who made movies in the '90s and stuff, like yeah, they were liberal, they were Democrats, but like you would go to the movies and see plenty of, I guess, like conservative-coated shit there. You know what I mean? Like the rock, like the movie, the rock, you know what I mean? Or even it's like all kinds of shit like that. It was really just regular entertainment. And it is really not that way anymore now. Like I said, like you got, or like it's, there's pronouns in the acolyte, the new Star Wars show and shit like that. And it's gotten to a high level where I think counter-culturalism has a big part of it. But also like, we do live in Texas and I think kids get more interested in politics. Like I always try to look back on my own childhood and be like, when was I talking about these things? - But also the generation that's coming up now, I'll see them at the gym and everything. And they're just getting back to like saying gay obviously. - Yeah, gay and retard, yeah. - Gay and retard. They also take trend at like 18, which I would not advise. - No, definitely not, but you should make sure that your testosterone levels are committurate with a regular human being. - I'm disappointed my test levels right now are too high. - Are they really, how high? - Yeah, yeah, what's the numbers? You get it? - I wanted it to be low so I could get on T, but they're at a 635. - Oh, no dude, you're 32, right? - Yeah. - You should be at somewhere between eight and 900 at a minimum. - Okay. - At 32. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'll get you hooked up, don't worry. Fuck these guys. Don't go to a normal doctor's not gonna get you hooked up. Anyways, Dr. Frank, we'll get you where you're supposed to be. - Yeah. - For real, dude, like you that lifts all the time and eats clean, you should be probably at 900. - Close to it. - Yeah. - At your age, yes. - Somewhere between nine and 1100 is probably where you should be, frankly. For somebody that works out as much as you do, 'cause you get natural booze from not eating garbage food. - Right, and how's your cholesterol high with... - A lot of red meat. - Yeah, that's same, yeah, same here. - The antidote to that is just to eat more like beans, like for real, eat black beans all the time, the fiber that will bring your cholesterol down. The end. Like that's... - I eat a ton of fiber. - You wanna play the Mexican song? - It's gotta be the right kind of fiber. Yeah, play that Mexican song. - For the black beans? - Yeah. Eat a ton of black beans. You want to blast this fool or what? - What's that dish where it's black beans where Oaxaca cheese on top of it? I don't know what it is. You get it every Mexican restaurant. - It's just black beans. It says sometimes they put cheese on it. Like, it's just the side of black beans. I usually get it with the refried, fried black beans and they look kind of cheese on it, yeah. - I thought you know they're with you. - Free holace. Free holace. - Free holace, guys. - Free holace, Negro. - Yeah. You're welcome for that Spanish slash shit. You pieces of shit. But speaking of Violet Affleck and her long COVID there and her new mask mandates, are you prepared for the unexpected? In a world where chaos seems to lurk around every corner being prepared is no longer a choice. It's a necessity. 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Dead serious. - It's that little blue box, somewhere around here. - Yeah, I think 270 million people a year are prescribed to Ivermectin, by the way. - Yeah, it's getting higher. - No, that's been going on for like 20 years. - Oh, is it really? - Yeah. - Horse paste? - Ooh, goo goo goo goly. - Like even me, I'm sick today, you know? Delco caught me blowing my snouts live on screen. It's a little touch of something, relax. It's not AIDS or anything, okay? - Well, there's now a two shot per year vaccine for HIV that is 100% effective. - Really? - No shit, let's get AIDS tonight. - Hey, let's get AIDS tonight. - You don't have to take PrEP anymore? - Let's get AIDS tonight. - Let's fucking make that a song. - Let's get AIDS tonight. - Actually, Ross, there was one of my favorite funnier die sketches of all time. This might've been while you worked there. It was like the day AIDS was cured and they were at like the AIDS foundation and the people who had jobs there were like, "Yeah." - Oh yeah. - It was a bunch of shit in and out of there, man. Yeah, I was there for Derek Watership, by the way, when he was doing "Drunk History." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun. That whole funnier die house was a fucking, it was a literal fraternity house. Will Ferrell was playing fucking video games and Adam and all those guys. It was really fun back in the day. Those are different people now, though. Next up, Michigan voter fraud, Michigan governor, Big Gratch, Gratch and Whitmer, signed bills into law on Monday. - Wait a minute, Joel, can you fucking make, finds you, either you or somebody make a video of Gratch and Whitmer dunking from the free throw line? - That'd be great. Big Gratch, 'cause she can palm the basketball. - She can palm the basketball, she can dunk from the free throw line. - She can't both, she can do both. She signed bills into law on Monday that would prohibit election recounts conducted due to allegations of fraud and for counts that would not impact election results. Whitmer said in a statement that this supports a free and fair elections and that would make sure that the winner can take office without unnecessary interference. Bill 603 includes numerous provisions regulating election recounts. Notably, the law states a recount is not an investigation or an audit of the conduct of an election and it does not assess the qualifications of the electors participating in an election or the manner in which the ballots are applied for or issued to elections. You don't say Michigan, the swing state, right before. - Is there an election coming up in November? - Yeah, I think there is. - There is. - Is Michigan a big state? - Yeah, sure is. - So the explanation of this was that they don't want frivolous suits about voter fraud to stop the process, right? It's for your own good. - It's not, it's not for me. - It's for your own good. - It is for me. - Oh yeah. - For me, they're doing this for me. Shit, thank God, man. I was worried. I was worried that they weren't doing it for me and that they were actually doing it for somebody else and I don't know, maybe their own party members or something like that, but it is for me. - Okay, and as long as it's for me, well, that's good enough for me and that's all I need to hear. How the fuck did this get through? Is what I don't understand for, I mean, we're less than four months now away from the election. - Yeah, it knows, man. - I don't know, like, is the whole fucking Michigan state, is it all Democrats? Isn't it? Again, I'm genuinely asking, I don't know. - Yeah, we've talked about this before, but states have pretty broad latitude in how they adjudicate their own elections, even federal elections, right? For example, Arizona, as a state, to vote in a state election, you have to prove that you're a citizen. To vote for a federal election, you don't. - Okay. - Now, when it's a-- - Why? - By asking too many questions? - Yeah, you might fucking Hillary's over there with a fucking sandwich. - Yeah, I'm like, dude, 'cause you're looking around, I'm like, am I asking too many questions? - Democrats have slim majorities in both chambers of the Michigan legislature. - So that's how, but why is the real question, and why is obvious? - Well, why is obvious? - But, yeah, it's like, in... In a presidential election year, it's a moot point for the most part in November, at least, but spring elections happen at the state level and county level all the time, right? So those spring elections that elect like county commissioners and district attorneys and all this other bullshit, that you have to actually prove you're a citizen in Arizona to vote in those, but for the president-- - Yeah, fuck it. - For Senate Congress, who cares? - Senate. - Is that that big a deal? - Oh, good. - Now, I don't understand, we could talk ad nauseam. We have talked ad nauseam about this, so is everybody else, but the SAVE Act, right? 208 Democrats voted against it? - Yes. - I believe. The SAVE Act says, basically, and it's about saving our elections. You gotta prove who you are to vote. - Just an ID. - That's it. - And the Democrats say that's racist. Explain to me why. - I wanna hear it. - I want Kathy Hochl to explain to me exactly why that's racist. I don't know anybody. Gary has ID. - Yeah. - He's the biggest piece of shit that any of us know. Now, he's not a black dude, but he's about-- - But he's white? - He's blacker than any black dude. I know as far as the stereotypes about black people, except for his dick size. It's not that big. - No. - It's a nice hog, but it's not like crazy. - Yeah, it's fine. He's got ID. I don't believe this trope that fucking people don't have identification. I don't believe it. I don't believe that, because I grew up in a poor neighborhood. We all got our IDs as soon as we could, 'cause we wanted to drive and buy cigarettes or whatever else, right? - Yeah. - Like, what the fuck? You can't function in society without a goddamn ID. Now, if they're worried about homeless people being able to vote, why don't we work on getting them un-homeless first? Get them off drugs, get them into a mental institution, if that's what they need, and then a job, and then fucking so on, and then we can figure out the ID. I think they'll probably figure out the ID part. - So. - Once they're off the drugs. - Yeah. - I think this is from the Democratic, a Democratic group, projectvote.org. They say, I think it's a Democrat, I'm not positive. They say 87% of black people have confirmed ID, and 13% have no confirmed ID. - Well, only 63% of voters, of people, of a US citizens vote, which is another thing, this voteforamerica.org thing. If you're a veteran and you know other veterans, there's a very high chance that the veterans you know aren't voting. You wanna hear the stats on that one? - Yeah. - I just learned about this today with Matt Kenny. 26% of the veteran population votes. 63% of veteran population registered to vote, only 26% actually cast ballots, because they think my vote doesn't matter. Well, it doesn't, if you don't cast it as whole. - Yeah. - Fucking vote. Anyways. - Tim Kennedy today, I pulled it up on my phone here, posted it, so it was just for the record here. Here's what you need an ID for. Bank, yes, that's true. You need to open up a bank account. You have to have an ID. Airport, sure do. You have to have an ID to get on the plane, get through security, everything else. Doctor, absolutely. If you give them your insurance, you gotta get an ID. Even if you have Obamacare. So I gotta give them a fucking ID. - Unemployment, welfare. - ID. - All of it. Pharmacies. - ID. Just went earlier, I had to pick up a fucking Z-pack and all that other shit and needed my fucking ID. School, college, ID. The first thing you do on your first day of college is get that fucking ID taken. - The first thing you do on the first day of high school and middle school now is get an ID. - Oh, do you have one for a high school middle school now? - Almost every middle and high school in America now has ID. - I had one for college. - You wear it around your-- - Really? - Yeah. - It's like most states have it as a preventative measure for school shootings and shit to identify everybody that's coming in and out. - I don't have a child in middle school yet. - But I was walking into a middle school with a rifle around my shoulder the other day and they're like, "Hey buddy, you don't have an ID." - You don't have an ID, you get an ID. - I just started blasting, I was pretty mad. - Sure did. Next up was buy a gun. Do you need an ID for that? - Yes. - Sure do. Hunting. - ID for that? - To get a hunting license, yeah. - Sure do. - Stay to shoot ID. - Fishing. - Yes. - Sure do, ID. Daycare. ID. That one I can speak on, yes. I need to fucking swipe my goddamn ID and then get a punching code just to get in and out of the goddamn place. I like it, it's fine, I'm fine with that. But hospital, ID, absolutely. Just there for that. Bar, ID, yeah, that was a bouncer. Check those fucking, only six years ago 'cause they just graduated. Tobacco, ID, yes, workplace, ID, yep, library. Sure do, ID, court, ID. - If you wanna tell, ID. - Yeah, like if you wanna use a credit card anywhere other than like a gas station or a restaurant, right, the airport, not even to get on the plane but just to use the card in the first place to function as an adult human being, you have to have an ID. And I would say that it would be fair to suggest that if you're incapable of getting an ID, you shouldn't be voting in the fucking first place. If you're too incompetent to get a fucking ID, then what the fuck? - So it looks like they fudge a lot of these numbers. Of course I do people play with stats 'cause sports is the only place on earth where you'll get called out for fucking with stats. But it's, they like, one of the metrics here is crazy. It's, they do not have a license with their current name or address. - Who? - This is a lot of the numbers that they're saying, the X percentage of people. - Sure. - So, but what that means is someone with a valid driver's license just hasn't updated yet. So they're folding people in who have a valid driver's license but are like, they're renters, right? So they move every year or two and they're like, - Man, I'm not gonna file you. - You know how, in Texas, you know how you solve that problem, you go to the Texas website, the fucking deal, the driver's license website, you put in your information and then you put in your new address and they no charge and they send the ID to your new address and provided you live there, you'll get it in the mail. - Yeah. - Within like seven days. - No. - If you can't figure that out, you shouldn't be fucking voting. - But that doesn't preclude you from voting. - No, certainly not. - I have voted with a non-updated address. - All you have to do is bring like a second, like a fucking utility bill. - Utility bill or something like that. And your ID from whatever state you're from. - Yes. - So like. - So these are people who can still vote. - And or your registration card would also do that. So when you can use your utility bill to get your registration, your voter registration card. So like there's no fucking excuse for this shit. - No, and all those things, I list it off. - I mean, why people can't do it? - Why are we catering to the bottom 13%? And I don't mean black people. I mean the 13% of people who just can't figure out how to get a fucking ID. - Also, what do you think? - What is the purpose of that? - What the fuck is the overlap of someone who doesn't, is too lazy to get an ID and votes. - Yeah, yeah. - It's fucking zero. - Yeah. - These people don't do any. - Here's a good thing, we should actually do this. And I mean, the United States should. Instead of, 'cause census happens every 10 years, we won't be doing a census this year. Do a voting census this year. Like real data on who votes and who doesn't. And just show me the list of people who tried to vote but couldn't because they don't have an ID. It'll be zero because if you don't register to vote, how do you even know where to go to fucking vote? - Well, that's a great question. - They like assign you a place. Now, some people you can go anywhere in the county, but most states have, especially if you're in a smaller area. Yeah, there's one school or church or some bullshit that you have to go to and that's it. - Yeah. - So how do you even know you can't vote? - I didn't show up anywhere and they'd tell me shit. (laughing) - All right, dude, damn. - But Bob, if you pull up the map of states that don't require, I think it was Dave Rubin who posted it yesterday. States that don't require ID to vote, it was mind altering. I was like, shit, is there that fucking many? Where you can just show up, dude? And just kind of do it? - And then we do. - There it is right there. - We do in Texas and it's so, by the way, look at the states, they're all fucking democratic states. Not one of them is a fucking repute state. - No. - I guess Nevada maybe is repute right now. We'll see how it goes. - What are the yellow ones there? - That is non photo ID required. So you can show up with some else. - A utility bill, which is actually, that used to be really common. It used to be, but I mean, today's world, even that's kind of fucking bullshit. - All these states, the only one that would even, ever, ever vote Republican Pennsylvania, I see, and Nevada, none of the rest of those states are getting anywhere near Republican. So they're all democratic states where you don't have to show ID. - Is that Wisconsin in there? - Ah, no. It's Minnesota. Yeah. Wisconsin is the one with the little fucking thong comment. - Wisconsin and Michigan both require ID, but Wisconsin is purple blue and Michigan, I would consider Michigan lean blue, but purple. - Yeah, yeah. - And then you have, well, I guess that's-- - North Carolina's fully purple, I would say. - Indiana, Ohio are blue, blue as in on this map. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And so, yeah, none of those, none of these places that are gray that don't require ID are voting Republican except for maybe Nevada, maybe. - Maybe, yeah. - 'Cause they voted in a Republican governor in the last election. I don't know how they went Congress and Senate-wise in 22, but you can look that up if you want. It's not that important. - Next up, George Allen Kelly charges drops. - Fuck yeah, dude. - An Arizona judge on Tuesday dismissed the case against the rancher George Allen Kelly, who was charged with murder after being accused of shooting a Mexican national on his border property. This is a story we've been following for a long time here on this show. Kelly 75 was accused of killing Gabriel, a queen, Williametta, whatever. - No idea, dude. - You can just play the Mexican theme song. Thank you. That guy, 48, 48 years old on his 170 acre cattle ranch near Keto Springs outside Nogales, Arizona. On January 30th, 2023, Santa Cruz Superior Court judge Thomas Fink said the state has decided not to retry this case following this trial because another jury would not convict the defendant based upon the same evidence. At best, another hung jury would result, more likely another jury would acquit Fink wrote. Thank God, Jesus Christ, man. The fact that I didn't even want this far, let alone what this guy probably spent in legal fees, probably broken anyways. - Yeah, I mean, maybe we should reach out and do a fundraiser for him. - Man. - And just make this old 75 year old rich so he can party for the next couple of years and tell you this party himself to death at this point. I don't know what kind of family he has and shit. But yeah, it's a 75 year old dude that was alone, I think with just his wife on the ranch and then like eight illegal immigrants are trespassing on his property and he fucking pops one of them or something. I don't remember exactly what the case was, but. Stay off my land. - Yeah. - Bring that back, I think. Stay off my property or I'm gonna pop. - So I heard a different story that was, it's just a slightly different than what you said. I heard one of the Mexican nationals broke through, got a new offense on his property and was eating salsa and then offered him some. - And then he said, "New York City." - Yeah, that's exactly what happened and then he just fucking blew him away. - It was, so he had pace pecante obviously, right? 'Cause that's made in Texas. Actually, I don't know where pace is made, but that was their commercial. They had cowboys out in the fucking desert. - No, New York City. - New York City. - New York City, record screen. Like, I don't know where the record scratch in the desert was coming from, but. - It was a DJ, Burning Man had just ended and that guy had no other gig lined up. - Yeah, so there's two additional-- - There's two additional-- - In Paris, Texas. - There we go, yeah. So we have two additional cases we're working on. One is the J6 Granny. We gotta get her out of there. - Yeah. - And then obviously, Joe Exotic. - Joe Exotic. - Yeah. - And now this guy's free, so we're good. - Yeah, a free boy, yeah. - And then our boy up in New York City. I don't wanna forget about the Marine shows out that home was too. Get him, like-- - Daniel Penny, we need to get out and I think we need to retry Daniel Perry for being a pedophile, the guy that Wheelchair pardoned. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Try to pop him on some other charges. Blur him into something. - I mean, best case scenario, he pops himself, frankly. Like, he took some garbage out, that fucking Antifa retard. - Yeah. - See you later. And now, maybe he'll take the rest out with himself. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And just to be clear, for those of you who don't know, Perry the guy that was pardoned here by Wheelchair was Bob. - Texting with minors-- - 12-year-olds. - And trying to meet up with them. I mean, one of the texts was like, the chick was saying, like, or the girl was saying, like, oh, my grandma's home, so you can't come over, type of thing, like fucking gnarly shit. - Did he write back, I'm into that? - Probably. - That your grandma is home? 'Cause that is a fetish for a lot of people. - Yeah, I'll just, I'll talk to your grandma. - Yeah. (laughs) - Cool, man, if you're busy, what's your grandmother up to tonight? Because I'd like to get in between those cheeks. Took it too far, didn't I? - Okay. - That's fine. That's fine. Next up, Democrats, Fiend Surprise, at-- - Nope, we already did that. - Why don't we did do that one, didn't we? - Companies going bankrupt. - Companies going bankrupt. - Oh, I thought you were calling him on the Fiend vs. Fiend. - No, that would've been great, though. Should've, it wasn't fast enough today on the draw, okay? Yeah, he's got a lot of pseudo-fed running through his veins right now. Companies going bankrupt. - That's another thing you gotta have an ID to buy. - It sure is. - Yeah, you have to have an ID to buy cold medicine, not to vote for the fucking president. - So, not only that, I'm gonna, I get a tad bit of a cold here when I went to buy it. I went to fucking Sam's Club, and apparently you can't buy more than like two or three boxes. I was just buying it for the studio, and I was just like, fuck it, everybody just got signed as problems and all that bullshit from Texas. And they were like, no, no, no, it's only two at a time. So, worried about you cooking up meth, and they asked for a fucking ID for the goddamn pseudo-fed, where you're just like, bro, I don't even know how to make it. But now I want to. - Yeah. - If you're saying I can't buy four packs of it. - I mean, I think you can just fucking follow Gary around, and some will fall out of his pocket at some point. - Probably, probably. Companies going bankrupt at a fast pace this year. Actually, it's fastest paced ever. There is a historic surge of corporate bankruptcies underway in the US, as debt saddled companies struggle to adjust to the new era of high interest straights. New figures published by S&P Global Intelligence Show at 75 companies filed for bankruptcy in June. The highest number recorded in a single month since early 2020 at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. That pushed this year's total numbers of bankruptcy so far, up to 346, Jesus Christ, which is notably higher than comparable levels seen in the past 13 years. Look, part of this is, they're asking for a lot of shit now, just to even start companies and everything else. I've seen this panic coming for a while. And I can give you our own example for hard AF Seltzer. We had an AMX card that we got for the company and people use it for expenses and all that other shit. Do you know they asked me to turn in fucking bank statements the other day? - For what? - An AMX card, bro. A fucking credit card. - Well, I mean, it is an unlimited card. - No, no, no, there's a limit on it. So, not only did they call me back and they said, "Hey, I know we said unlimited, now this has a limit on it." Also, we're gonna need to see your bank statements for the last like two to four months. And I finally just asked the dude on the phone and I was like, "Is it getting that bad out?" 'Cause it's a company card. And I go, "Is it getting that bad out there for businesses?" And they were like, "You have no fucking idea." So people are just ringing it up, going to rank reps and then getting the fuck out of there. - Makes sense. It doesn't make sense 'cause AMX does kind of, they have a, when you get a platinum card, there's a fake limit on it for a while to make sure you just don't go ham immediately. So, the drinking bro is AMX, there's no limit on it, but it would remind you like, "Hey, fucking relax." If you get too much money on there, but they just raised the limit for that. Like a lot. - But you got that, you got the roughly, I was gonna say, you've got the two years ago. We just got this one for hard AF as we're growing and expanding and giving it to employees and shit like that. And to ask for bank statements on a credit card, that's the first time that's ever happened in my life. And they said the same thing, businesses are in bad fucking shape right now and there's a ton of bankruptcies. - Yeah, I mean, look, the interest rate's been stuck at virtually eight for two years now. I know Jerome Powell had a meeting day before yesterday where he says we think we might be in the zone or inflation's coming down a tad where we could cut rates, but also he's doing that for the election, for the Democrats as well. So it's like, what do you believe? - Here's the problem with this specifically, the fastest pace of companies going bankrupt. Here's what happens. So it's only gonna be companies that were really successful at the time, 'cause they were the ones going out and getting new loans for expansion, for new real estate, for new, whatever, new product development, whatever it happens to be that they're doing. So it's not like shitty companies are just getting eaten up by the market, which happens all the time. 80% of businesses fail. This is companies that were in mid expansion when all this shit went down. And then COVID happened and they're like, all right, cool. We're gonna fucking take some of this government bailout money and we're gonna continue our expansion because things are gonna turn around. That's how it always has happened in all of human history, right? Now, this time instead, we have Biden and his incompetency and 40-year high inflation that has continued for years at a time now and rates continue to go up without any sign they're ever gonna come down. They didn't go up this month for the first time in a while, so that's nice. But yeah, that's what happens. Companies that like, hey, we're gonna go buy five new properties, spend $25 million on it and the interest is this much a month. And now we can't afford it because the interest rates have gone. It wasn't a fixed rate. It went up from 4% all the way to 8 1/2% and now we can't afford the goddamn interest, right? And they have to fucking go through bankruptcy and get rid of and liquidate all these properties, which by the way, all the liquidated properties are gonna get, they're just gonna sit there and have grass growing up around them. Or they'll get bought up by BlackRock or something like that. They'll sit on those properties. So this is how cities fail. Forget about the companies themselves, this is how cities fail. It's fucking, it's wild. And people like Chris Hayes and some of these other dickholes are like, oh, inflation didn't go up this month. It's two months in a row, it didn't go up. Like, oh, good. It's up 20% fuck this, the last three and a half years. That doesn't make it go away. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I mean, it's bad, it's really bad out there. And everybody that spends money, everybody that has a real job that is living paycheck to paycheck or even if they're saving some money right now, they know because their grocery bill is two to three and a half times more than it ever has been. You can't fool these fucking people. - And in a lot of these cities, and I'm not talking about a San Francisco or a Chicago, they fucking made their own bed a long time ago, those fucking guys. But some normal cities, I'll use Wilmington, for an example, I love it. Beautiful city, hope to go back there and retire someday. There was a Kmart in this huge strip mall as you go down College Road right there. A fucking thing went bankrupt when Kmart went bankrupt. They've never replaced it. And it's just this fucking huge, keeping fucking empty building with boarded up doors in the middle of this beautiful city. And nobody's ever fucking done anything with it. And you're like, Jesus Christ. For love of God, somebody is sitting on that fucking property saying, hey, I want this. - It's been sitting there with nothing in it for a while. - Nothing. - 'Cause when I was living down in Carolina, me, it's in 2019, nothing. - Nothing. - And there's a lot of cities. - And there's two businesses on the left side of it and one on the right side, they were all empty as well. It's just like a whole strip mall with, and there's a bunch of, that population's growing. - I know. And then nobody's doing anything with those properties. You and I were, 'cause for the show, we travel everywhere, Columbus, Georgia. How many empty businesses do we see in Columbus, Georgia, which is a small town, that were just boarded up and they weren't doing anything with them whatsoever? - There are, I think the biggest skyscraper in St. Louis is currently for sale for like three million dollars. - Really? - Yeah. - Wow. - You wanna do something awesome? - I kind of feel like between me, you, Matt, Jared, Donut, and Brandon and Demo, Matt, we might be able to buy that. - I wanna buy real. - Hey, you know my old fraternity in college is a for sale. - We can, I want that. - The whole skyscraper? - Yeah. - So we could live there too. We're moving the whole company there and everybody gets their own full. - Yeah, everybody gets their own full. - Cover to the drinking bro skyscraper. - And you gotta pay for parking. - All right, it's a 44 story skyscraper. It's sold for three, six million. - 3.6? - Yeah. - Shit. - So, but there are other empty towers in downtown St. Louis, like big fucking skyscrapers in St. Louis that are empty right now. - That's wild. - Dude, how fucking funny would it be if we bought one? - And this is skyscraper. - Everybody lives there. Like one floor is like Jack Donigy's house. He just keeps buying the next floor above him for 50 years until he's got a whole goddamn skyscraper. - It's, hey Bob, it's not that much more expensive than what we paid for this. - I'm sure. - Full basketball court on one of them. Football field on one of them. - If you can get one of the ones that's framed up by the arch. - Oh yeah. - Oh man. - And we just put, like all, we make the window lighting such that it says fuck everybody. - Yeah. - Because this is basically the shot they use. This is the establishing shot for every sporting event. - Yep. - Nationally broadcast. - Oh, absolutely. - That you always go to one. - Stanley Cup World Series, whatever. - And then we could have that drinking bros tower right in the middle of that. Pop that up right there. That'd be fucking dope, dude. Just a whole goddamn tower. Man, that'd be fun, wasn't it? - The one that's sold for three six is I think this green roofed one right here. - No shit. You're kidding. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the one. - God damn that'd be dope. - We need to look into this. - So do you get this signage? - I'm not even kidding. - How could we light up drinking bros on the thing? - I'm not even kidding. - I'm not even kidding. - Man, that would be fun. - There's a lot of weird shit like that for sale right now. - Yeah, we could talk about that later. (laughing) How is St. Louis though these days? - I mean, the county's great. - When you own your own goddamn skyscraper, who cares? - Downtown's like vacant. - Yeah. - So they're city and county are two separate things. It's not like most places where Austin's inside of a county. - We'll have street bike Tommy come in and put one of the floors will be a real barbecue restaurant, not that gay shit you guys have. Like real Texas barbecue, not whatever it's stopping mess that you guys dry rubs, all right? - Okay. - In Casket. So that'll solve that problem. We don't even ever have to leave that building. - No, everybody has their own floor. - I'll build an indoor farm. I'm not even kidding. I can make a permaforist inside of there with UV lights and a water filtration system. - A drinking bros tower would be hilarious. - Drinking bros tower? God damn it dude. That Nakatomi tower, plaza, whatever the fuck. - Let's do it, that'd be great. Now's the point. - Wait, wait, wait, there's two things I wanted to show you before we go. One, go to Twitter, Bob, and go to old row officials Twitter account, please. - I follow those guys on Instagram. What do they got up? - Oh, they just found a t-shirt ad for Biden Harris. And it's, there it is. - What's that one? Fuck off, dude. That's really fun. - That's really fun. - It's your average Democrat. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, big fan of that. Speaking of t-shirts, it's time for Drinking Bro of the Week. You can submit at drinkingbros.com where we're selling t-shirts over there. - Bunch of new women stuff on there. - Yeah, pop it up, Bob. Do we got women's tank tops? What do we got for ladies? - Yeah, okay. - And pretty much every design that we make. So the creed ones, the convicted feliments, the hard AF stuff. - Unregistered sex offender. - Don't tell me what to do, APAC, all of it. Maybe buy this for a woman you know who teaches high school. - She could wear it. - Yeah. - Yeah, just to the classes, it'd be great. - As long as she doesn't get registered. - Pop up that hard AF one. That one's fucking dope. I haven't seen this. Fuck yeah, that first one there. Shit, let's go, dude. All right. - I think you need to sell these in flavor colors. - Well, we are. - Yeah, we're getting ready to. - Yeah, we're getting ready to. - I guess we haven't said that yet, but we're getting ready to make hats, and shirts that are the colors of the cans, especially for Michigan. - They're supposed to be here right now, actually. Joel, did a package arrive? - Yeah, go look outside Joel and see if there's a package out there. - Yeah, actually the samples usually come to the office right around these Thursdays, around four o'clock. So hopefully it's here, but we actually are gonna do that, Bob. The first ones that are going out the door from Michigan and Illinois. And if you are at the, there they are. Look at that, right on fucking cue. God damn. We can cut them open after the show, but. Oh shit, now go ahead and play. You want Joel to pop on in? Grab a knife, Joel. Grab a knife, walk on back here, grab a knife. Do you have a knife on him? - All right, yeah. - There you go. - Use your gun like an American. - You got a Montana knife on you? - I did. - And I got a package from a Montana knife as well. He's an eye on my social media. I'll be showing it off later. - Oh, wow. - Oh, look at me. - That auto box is the hat. This is from the Royal Oaks. - Oh, this is from our golf guy. - Oh shit, so that would be something cool too. - So the hats is where we're giving out at some of these games. - Party F-Celtzer, American flag. - Ellen sweets, should be Michigan, Illinois, Oregon. - Oh shit. - Yeah, they'll see the Oregon one. - Oregon? - Oh, for a duck, dude. - Look at that, Oregon duck. So if you come and meet us out at the game when we're at the Ohio State Oregon, we're giving these out for the University of Oregon. - Go blue. - Look at that, dude, Michigan. - Oh, Michigan, oh. - And I think there's an Illinois one in the back here. - Bob, you really didn't know that that was coming today? What a beautiful segue from you today. - Yeah. - Good for you, Bob. - Good for you. - Illinois for you. - Illinois. - Illinois. - Oh, that's a good one. - Boom. - Yeah. - Honestly, just get that to hunt. - Just get that to huntin'. - I know, right? - And this is Ohio State. - I know, it's Georgia. - These are both Ohio State. Say whatever you want, but these are Ohio State. - So one of the red ones, Georgia. - This is Ohio State. - And that's an Ohio State test one. Let me see that one. I'll be the judge of that. - It looks good. - It's not bad. It's not bad. But yeah, go to drinkingbrows.com, submit for Drinking Bro the Week, and we'll read 'em live on air. And if you wanna buy merch, buy merch. If you don't want to, it's still free to submit. Who gives a shit? This one was submitted by Zach Miller from Georgia. Says, "I've been a listener since you started. Once to nominate Eugene Cawthorn, who is deceased. Eugene Cawthorn was an army pathfinder in Vietnam. 50 second combat aviation brigade. He passed away July 2nd, 2024, after a long battle with cancer, and induced by Agent Orange poisoning." Holy shit, dude. I'm surprised he made it that long. God damn. He did two tours along with eight years in the army. He was awarded the bronze star. We buried him July 6th with military honors. He was a great father-in-law, and we sent the link to donate to his obituary to the Independence Fund. That's great. A shout-out would be great in his memory. I'm also an investor of HardAF Seltzer at WeFunder.com/HardAFSeltzer. Thank you, shit. Awesome, man. Cheers. Cheers, Zach. And sorry to hear about your friends. Who sent that in over there? This is Royal Oaks, the golf club guy. He's a pro. Can you tell? Say when. I'm your huckleberry. That's my fucking favorite, dude. This is for you. Thank you. I'm the biggest tombstone fan about that. This is also for you, but it's Johnny Walker Blue Label, which you wouldn't drink, although-- Do you drink that, actually? It's not that. It's a-- Fuck off, dude. >> [CROSSTALK] >> You should have let him open. >> Team flosseter, are you fucking kidding me? >> He put it in a goddamn box. >> Yeah, in a fucking $300 bottle of whiskey in there. >> No, there's no bottle of whiskey in there. And he got me something, I don't know what this is. >> Jeez, this is a baseball of some sort. >> That's it. >> It's a baseball from Royal Oaks. >> That's fucking awesome, dude. >> That's what he thinks, buddy. >> That's really, really fucking clever. >> This is great. >> Hiding the Meek Mill P-Diddy audio inside of a $300 box of whiskey. >> What did you guys talk about that on RPR? How he put a bounty out for the nut guy? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> Who had Meek Mill stepping up? >> Boy, dude. >> Or maybe he's just jealous. >> Gotta get that smoke off. >> Or maybe he was jealous he didn't get calmed on, you know? >> Yeah, I'd tell you what, Bob, cue up that clip. And we'll play that one more time here. I'm gonna give out one more during a bro of the week. It's gonna go to my wife, Jessie Wiseman. No, her last name in real life isn't Wiseman, it's Patterson. We don't do that bullshit, okay? But she was an actor long before I met her, and I said, hey, online, you do whatever you want, and it's a blast. We just celebrated our 1,000th episode together on Ross Patterson Revolution. This morning, and she's amazing and puts up with my fucking bullshit. We've been together for 13 years now, but we shared a clip on that show of a woman in Philadelphia, who actually got jacked off on in a store. Have you seen this video? >> Yeah, Bob, go ahead and play it here, and we'll- >> I don't know if I wanna see it. >> No, you wanna hear, the audio is what made it for me. It's not- >> Yeah, her response, it's the best. >> I mean, it's sad, but it's kind of fucked up. >> Yeah, go ahead and play it, Bob. >> I'm gonna keep fucking not in all my fucking life. You're gonna help, bitch. My God. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Not in all my life. >> [LAUGH] >> Nude it on my leg. >> God, it's so good. >> I just wanna show you this before we get out of here. >> Sure. >> I believe this hotel is for sale. >> Dude, come on. >> On four street? How much is that place? >> I'm trying to find, it's a commercial wheel of state size, so I can't find the price. >> That's gotta be for a hotel with individual rooms. That's gotta be like- >> Millions. >> Millions. >> Yeah. >> But if it's like three million, you know, then who knows? >> Oh, and St. Louis, hey, that was in Austin? >> Yeah, no, there's no way. >> Here's the thing though, when we sell this property, and it's gonna be for mid twos, right? >> Whenever they take it from us? >> Yeah, it's gonna be for mid twos, because that's what it's worth. We have to fold that money into a new property. Otherwise, we gotta pay 22% tax on it. >> Correct. >> Capital gains tax. >> Yep. >> That would make a nice down payment on a fucking skyscraper. >> [LAUGH] >> And St. Louis, you know what I would do? I would go, I would spend half of my time living in that skyscraper, and doing weird shit to Andy, for Sella, who's right over in Fenton. >> So we could probably see the building from Fenton, actually. >> Yeah. >> It has a praised tax value of 8 million. >> Yeesh, little too steep, guys. >> Cuz it's more than one. It's kinda too steep. >> It's kinda like two towers. >> Well, keep an eye out for skyscrapers. >> Keep an eye out for a skyscraper out there. >> You know that Google building downtown that they spent a fuck ton of money on? >> Yeah. >> There's nobody in it. >> No. >> Like that leaning weird- >> Facebook, all of it, yeah, they're all empty. >> There's nothing up there. >> The statesmen, all that shit. They try to get us to move in the statesmen when they first come to it. >> I would consider buying it now. >> To be honest. >> I think Oracle bought it, and then they said- >> But they're not gonna do it. Yeah, so they're gonna do it. >> Well, what they would do is sell it to us for less than what they paid. So they get that tax right off, to be honest. >> Probably. >> Cuz they don't care about the money, they just don't wanna pay taxes. >> Yeah, yeah. >> But we appreciate you tuning in, kids, go to iTunes. Rate the show a five-star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. 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