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Derrick Richards, comedian. He was on the USO Armed Forces Network tour a while back, but what happened? Did you get shot? Got canceled, cultured. Really? Yeah. What happened to you? It was literally supposed to go off and do a tour in Bahrain and UAE and a couple other delightful places out there. Gittles. Yes, exactly. And what was it that got you canceled exactly? It was a guy who was a left-wing activist, worked for Navy Entertainment in Bahrain, decided to go online and said, "Hey, I want to see the comedians that are coming to entertain our troops and started picking through my Twitter feed." And it was, I think, a year into Biden's presidency. So I was just sharing memes that dumb shit that we all joked around about, you know? Yeah. You know, the short bus. It's not like any of us fighting a short bus. Exactly. No, not at all. Yeah, nothing. None of those came true. No. Like a meme of Biden on a short bus with Kamala, and it was like the new presidential limo, you know? And I'm like, "Easy shit." Yeah, just sharing stuff, whatever. I think we should settle this next election with a spelling bee, because I'm not sure Trump or Biden would win. Wrong. Fake news. Yeah, no. I think you're good on that. I know for a fact that Biden can't spell words. He can't say them. He can't say them. So he's definitely can't spell them. I'm not convinced Trump could spell words either. You don't think so? No, he sounds them out. He sounds them out. Yeah. When's it ever come up? China. Yo, Samite. Yeah. He sounds it out. China. He thinks Yo, Samite is saying hello to a Jew. Okay. China. I miss it so much, by the way. I miss him saying China. Well, he's been Emma for 10 days. Yeah, he sure has, for all the good reasons this time. Whatever playbook he's, whoever's got him in check this year, it's not a pretty goddamn good job so far. We're not, what are we, four months away from the election? Shit less than that. 120 days. 120 days. Yeah, I would keep him away from everything and then just let Biden twist in the win, which we'll get to in a minute. In the meantime, on our own cancel culture here, Bob, our YouTube has been real fun, hasn't it? Yeah. Wait, what's going on now? So I've been DM'd by a ton of you guys, listener-wise, that they're only showing Joe Biden ads before all of our YouTube videos. Oh, okay. Let them. Let them waste their money. Nobody is watching. Our show is voting for Biden. I didn't see that on YouTube. I was cracking up. Let them waste their money. I was at the gym and I had the episode done. I was on the bike and I'm watching and they show a Biden Harris ad. I'm like, this is the funniest shit I have seen. Did you see that photo over the weekend of his speech writing staff and who they are? No, I know. Yeah, yeah. It's just a bunch of fucking 20-year-old women. And the woman that runs his Twitter is literally a 20-year-old woman. Oh, serious. Okay. So that's who's doing this stuff for his campaign now. But Obama in 2008, 12 was okay, but in 2008, had the best ground game of any presidential campaign in the history of this country by wide margin. The way they use digital media, especially Facebook. This is the group of folks. I mean, you have the two white dudes in the back grindin' away on their computer. Oh my god. There's two people working and then some DEI hires. That's like a starbucks Christmas party. Look at that. Sure does. It's nice. And then this is a speech writing team and then there's John Luke Picard in the background now. Typically, the communications director and not the... What's her fucking... Oh, the press secretary? John Luke Picard. Usually, the communications director is in charge of all these people, not the press secretary. That's very bizarre that that's how it's going right now, frankly. Well, look. You remember West Wing? There was Alice and Janney, and then there was that fucking Jewish dude. Yeah. Yeah. Can't remember his name. Richard. Oh god. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Richard Kind? No. No idea. No idea, guys. Richard Schiff, I think his name is. He's a really good actor, by the way. I'm not dunking on him or nothing. Schiffing on him? Well, I shift all over his chest. Sure did. They got their work cut out for him these days. Yeah, but these are the people that are running the campaign now, because nobody watching "Drinkin' Bro's" podcast should be getting a Biden ad ever. No. There's a 0% chance anybody watching this show, unless they're rage watching, right? So maybe on the debate, and they're rage watching, hating us, or whatever the fuck, but that's not really who our audience is. So they're just wasting money. It's fucking stupid. I've seen their ads on Fox. What's up? Fox News. Well, a lot of people... A lot of people rage watch Fox, too. A lot of people rage watch Fox. Yeah, Fox will take money. They watch it. Sure. Well, yeah, but they're a Democrat, too. Anybody will take money, but Bob, go ahead and pull up what I just texted you. No other podcast will ever do this. I guarantee it, dude. I will, because I don't fucking care. Here's the analytics behind our YouTube channel there. You can see it on our program. What's the estimated revenue per month for 28 days there, Bob? $860. $860. Now, YouTube takes what? 30% of that? I think that might be after their take. I think that's the simplified number they're giving you. Okay, so for a studio of this size and all the shows that we pump out, we make $860. Subscribers for this month are at 501. We have 4,000 videos on that particular YouTube channel. In the last 48 hours, we've averaged 9,000 views per day. If you really want to know, if you're on Patreon right now, what an actual shadow ban is, this is it right here. This is fucking retarded. Yeah, this time last summer, we were averaging... This is 428,000 for a month worth of, for 28 days. Last year, we were averaging like two and a half, three million, right? Content hasn't changed. Nothing changed. Nothing has changed. Well, something's changed. Well, we've had more famous people on, but we've always had that. But Biden's diapers changed. This is what's happening to every single YouTube channel out there on the conservative side, and this will happen through the election. So it's fucked. I think Dan and I internally have talked about adding more videos to Twitter as well. I think maybe going exclusively to Twitter at some point. At some point, absolutely. Fuck these guys, right? But then running Biden ads in front of all of our videos and all this other shit, it's not your audience. My opinion is let them waste their fucking money. If you're looking on ISR, which is, let's say, a drone and you're looking over the battle space and you see your enemy enemy building a bunch of fortifications in an area you don't plan on attacking, you don't send them a letter and be like, "Hey, we're actually going to be attacking on the south side." No, you just let them keep fucking up. I'm going to be nice of you to do that. Yeah, but I'm not a nice man, but I do know what love is. Now, Trump is doing the right thing right now just by not showing up to anything. When your enemy's making a mistake, don't interrupt him. Rule number one. He's still doing rallies. But he hasn't said shit about the debate, not one word. Nothing. Except for on that hot mic. No, it wasn't even a hot mic. Somebody else called him. Yeah. I think three or four people shared it like it was scandalous and they immediately realized we probably shouldn't share this because everybody likes this. It just disappeared. It was awesome. It was just cool to hear him off the cuff conversation talking about what's going on. And it's great, but that's the way he is in real life. So that video, they thought it was going to be a big gotcha moment. No, if you go and meet him in real life, he will say the exact same things to your face that you said in that video. And that's what people love about. All right. There's no gotcha moment with him. Like, like you said, I mean, that's, you know, the hole behind the scenes thing. Oh, we caught him saying something inappropriate. Yeah, he's been an asshole. I'll ask him fucking like decades now. Jacky. I'll tell everybody to go fuck themselves. Yeah. And it's great. Since you're new to this show here, we always start the Monday morning show off or afternoon show off with the memes. Anthony, what do we got up first? This is a rough week. I'm going to be honest. Right, I mean, okay. Yeah. All right. This one's called new toy. New toy. Go ahead and play it, Bob. Coming to store soon, the 9/11 playset. Learn the mastermind, your very own mission of terror. And enjoy it again and again. Yours don't soon. The 9/11 playset, just $29.99. It's too big to miss. It's too big to miss. This is fucking ruthless. Wow. What happens where 9/11 jokes suddenly became cool? I feel like it's been a six month turn. 17 years. Isn't that what South Park said? 17 years? That's the appropriate. That's when something becomes funny. Response, okay. But to be honest, it was funny to me. I was making 9/11 jokes in like 2007 and '08 when I was deployed, and my friends from New York were not thrilled about it. But it's like, it already happened. It's commenting on what's already happened. Also, kids in their 20s right now weren't born for it. That's true, yeah. Oh, you're right. So to them, they don't give a shit. It's like talking about Hitler to them. It's us talking about fucking Pearl Harbor. Yeah, Hitler. I got to be honest though, I think I probably would have been talking shit about Pearl Harbor by December 8th. Yeah, you don't know. I don't even know that. I'm pretty sure I would. You'd be ironing your khakis, getting ready for your advertising job. You know, that's the way it was. What do we got up next? This next was called the Superior Race. Oh, this ought to be good. Yeah, I'm sure it will be. There's got to be an American flag in there. Ah, we'll find out. No, Bob, do you want to read it? No. So down to the Patreon. Down syndrome. N-I-G-G-A-S are descended from gods. All caps. All caps. They're in gods. [Music] It was all set up for all this retarded kid kids in front of us. It's a Nazi flag. Who let him do that day? To me, let him do that. Do you know how a down syndrome happens? No, I don't actually. I don't either. It's an extra chromosome, right? Is it like a Habsburg thing? Well, pull up Biden's advertising team again. Yeah, they'll point. That's most of them. Oh, man. Well, I mean, if it's retardation to some degree as a result of end breeding, right? And who in breeds more than Nazis? Probably. Maybe some onions, I guess. I don't know. That's a tough call. I know how it doesn't happen. How's that? Ask Iceland. No retards? No. Come, look that up, Bob. Is that real? I know what he's talking about. I'll find the- Is that real? Well, Iceland, do they not allow them? Yeah, there's a reason for it. I feel like there's- I feel like if something that exists everywhere else doesn't exist somewhere, somebody's probably making it not exist. I've got to know this answer now, Bob. I mean, I have to. They're fucking- I've never heard this- Is that Iceland? Yeah, they're using Sparta tactics. They're throwing these motherfuckers off cliffs. That's what it feels like. There's a cliff somewhere in Iceland with a bunch of retards at the bottom. It's a retard cliff, where they're like, "Hey, it's kind of like a Japanese suicide course." Where they're like, "Well, sorry about it." There's that one sketch, hairpin turns somewhere in Colorado, and there's a bunch of cars down at the bottom of it. They call it- This is just a bunch of retards. They call it "Mong Mountain." So they changed the headline. It's four days off, and we were going hard, dude, back in. Holy shit. "Mong Mountain." Yeah, dude. So here's one. I'm a fan. Trade Mark that by the way. I'm a fan of "Mong Mountain." Buy it now and go daddy. "Mongmountain.com." Dot gov. And the dot org. And the dot edu. You might as well capitalize on all of them. Yeah, dot gov. Probably. Yeah. Well, dot gov for sure. Set up a fucking- Huge. Bob, you got the answer to that? What? Yeah, so there was an article that- I think they changed the headline a little bit. This came out in 2017. Inside the country where Down Syndrome is disappearing, the original headline was something along the lines of how Iceland cured Down Syndrome. They just abort them. Really? Yeah. They just figured it out early and abort the shit out of them. Well, we used to do that here. You had the option. They would tell the mom- You still do. Yeah. What do you mean in Texas? We used to. Because daddy can't do that. Yeah, they didn't text this anymore. According to Beyonce. What do we got up next? Meme-wise. This next one's called "Training Camp." I don't even remember what this says. It's probably fucked up. No, I think it's good for us to have this much time off here. Before that. One before it. Yeah, it's in the line-off on that show. Oh, no. White woman training for her interracial relationship. And there's a Mexican dude that is just punching her right in the stomach. Well, another guy holds her eye. Well, it's a woman, actually. I think holding her arms. Holding her arms, yeah. Right. Yeah. I just saw a bad video over the weekend. Bad baby? Yeah. Yeah, did you see that one? I heard about it. I didn't see any. Jesus Christ. Our bad, bad Barbie. What the fuck's her stupid name? Bad Barbie, dude. That catch me outside girl got her ass whipped by her fucking black baby daddy. Sure did. Probably should have seen that comment. Yeah. Yeah, it was amazing. Not because he's black, because she's a fucking retard. And any decision she makes is going to be bad. She's really rich, which is wild to me. Yeah. I mean, really fucking rich. She can go to Iceland, they'll just kill her. She's not, she doesn't have down syndrome. She's got huge heavies, dude. Yeah, she got big titties. Yeah. This next one. It sucked the down syndrome right out of her mind. And into her tits. Oh no. So maybe her tits are retarded. They're full of chromosomes. If we're going for it today, and this is our last day. Double down. Yeah, let's double down. Who cares? Fuck it. What's the next one? This one is, this is just a racist video, but the comments are really funny. So just read the comments as it's going. Okay. Well, pause it, Bob, and tell people what's happening. I don't know this procedure. Actually, someone's skin is being lightened considerably in a Michael Jackson sort of way. Is that a real process or is this AI? I've never seen it. So you can just take the blackness off your skin with one machine like that? I don't think, I think maybe there's some kind of shit that's sprayed on there first or rubbed in. And it makes it darker than you. Whatever, man. I mean, Sammy Sosley could have used that back in the early 2000s. Here's my favorite thing. Look at how it turns white on the right, whoever put that up there. So what's your credit score go up? [Laughing] Oh, that's what that's the whole. That's that awesome. That's the whole purpose of this is the comments. I just, I was looking at the procedure first. There's no way. And also, look at the credit score. I'm like, oh man. There's no way that's a gift though is a credit score. Yeah, Bob, put it back up there and keep playing out. Jesus Christ. There's so many layers to this. Literally. This one show alone is we're subscribing to Patreon. All right, pause it. Read those comments. Credit repair, police protection, rights unlocked. [Laughing] He is decreasing the difficulty. The rights unlocked one is pretty good. [Laughing] I don't. The credit score gift on the side though. It might be my fucking favorite. I thought it was an ad. That's what I thought at first. Then I kept replying over and I'm like, that's not an ad. Somebody posted that. I'm like, that is beautiful. Who's account is this? Shout them out. It's just read the comments. So this account. It's called read the comments? Yeah, they just post. That's great. Fucked up videos that have fucked up comments. That's great. That's it. Reposts other people's stuff. That's one of the best ones. That's amazing. Yeah. This one's called car horn. Car horn. Oh boy, there's so many too. Let's just really end it today. Oh yeah. Let's end the phone. Sorry, God. Put that car horn on any video. It makes it 10 times funnier. [Intro] God damn it, man. That's my favorite. Man. Boy. Wow. All right. Again, I'm going to repeat what I said earlier. We should not have taken this many days off. This is ruthless today. It's another 911 one, guys. For the audio listeners, it's a plane going right into the towers with that car horn. It does take the sting off a little bit as the firefighter was looking up. Hey, you heard the car horn on the Dukes of Hazard. Yeah. On the General League right before. Yeah, sure did. Right before the plane goes into the South Tower. Sure did. Now this next one's called Morgan Fallen. Okay. Morgan. Oh no. Oh no, it's right. Oh no. This already looks good. Oh no. I need some help. It ain't like I can do a single thing all by myself. With everything I do. I need an help from someone else. Man, I am so insane. Oh no. If you've got any tells in my heart, you might as well don't work. Man, I need some help. Oh fuck off, dude. Wow. No. Good now. Good for the guy in the video. Yeah. We wanted to do it. I love these. There's a big movement of crippled and retarded people doing fun shit that makes fun of crippled and retard people. Yeah. And then Black dudes are making shit that makes fun of Black people a lot too lately. Which I think is that's America healing in my opinion. It is so Derek. We are no longer divided. This is a true story. These videos are coming together. I'm about to tell you. It's a true story I'm about to tell you. We've you know like I said before the show, we've been on I think 17-1800 episodes roughly in there. Right. We only had one guest die the day that they were supposed to come on the show. And it was a crippled comedian named Crip Daddy. And he did not make it that day. And I told Bob a producer over there I go. Well, he better be dead because he's not coming back to this show. You don't miss this show. And sure enough, his manager called and said he died. The good news is though we were able to forgive him. We did. And that's important. So that's not on my soul anymore. It's all about. It's in a lot of more set songs. Thank you. Thank you for you know. I've had those months like I was like there was a car accident one time we were stuck in traffic and I go they're better be you know, we all have that same attitude. We're like there better be some bodies in the side of the road. Yep. And I'm in the car with. Set of last week. Yep. And sure enough pull up and it's there's four covered bodies on the side of the road with white sheets and everybody in the car looks at me and I'm like, like I fucking did it. But none of that. But once you guys happier about the traffic after that? I felt a little more. Yeah. You had context at least. Yes. Context is important. Yeah. It wasn't like some watermelon truck flipped over. Right. We're all getting, you know, held up by, you know, jacked up mangoes and fruit and stuff. It's like, all right. What is the legitimate reason why we're stopped? So four of us here in the studio saw a dead body right in the highway about a mile up the road today. And same thing. It was a lot of traffic and they're about to put a super highway in here. I was like, oh shit, man. Maybe with this much traffic it is maybe they do need a highway. Right. No, it was a dead guy in the middle of the road. He was your guest. Motorcycle act. No, it wasn't. He was the Lord's guest. Yeah. Are you talking about the Mexican dude or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. This one's called, this is another music video. And it's only a short snippet of one. You can go watch the full video on this dude. The YouTube page is really funny, but it's called "Pray the Gay Away." "Pray the Gay Away." You got to give your life to Jesus, it says. Go ahead and press play. I think I said. I've never seen it before, but it is on YouTube. What's the guy's name, Bob? It looks like Austin Talier, but. Samuel St. Music. This, if you have any friends that work for the federal government, you should send this to them. Yeah, go ahead and pray that gay away. Or Mike Pence, if you have any friends with Mike Pence. He still wasn't able to do it. He wasn't able to do it, I think. He was able to do it. This is an AI one called El Rittardo. Okay. It's from the Biden interview with Stephanopoulos over the weekend. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Excellent interview. After the debate, we ran a poll. And every single person we polled thinks that you're a retard. We polled African Americans. They all say you're a retard, Hispanic Americans. Also think that you're retarded. They call you El Rittardo. We even polled actual retarded people. Even they say you sound absolutely retarded. You see where this is going, Mr. President? Well, I just had a bad night. We polled retarded people. Yeah. Who said you sound retarded? El Rittardo. I'm a big fan of. This one's called First Day. And it's not. Oh, no. The video itself isn't funny, but it's Barack Obama's first day in the White House. Okay. To see if you can tell. Well, just watch. Sure. What's it like to live in the White House? Well, it is an extraordinary experience. Given that we are in the midst of some very difficult economic times, we decided to hold off last year in terms of making some changes. What's it like to live in the White House? Big fan of that. I don't know why that gets me every single time. Partially because I've destroyed five or six places. Oh, yeah. I ripped them out of the end of the apartment complex. I lost my security deposit one time. Because the thing wouldn't stop. And I ripped it right out of the fucking wall. And everything behind it as well. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? This one's called The Queen Was a Nasty Bitch. And wait, it's a series of photos. You're going to have to scroll through these bob and read the caption on each one of them. Jonathan Papelbon touches his John. Which is a stupid Philly word that means nothing and everything. It means literally everything. It's fucking stupid. I'd never heard that before. I haven't either. It's John this, John. Papelbon high fives Bryce Harper. Bryce Harper passes it to Mookie Betts. Mookie Betts passes it to Mike Trout. Mike Trout passes it to David Ortiz. David Ortiz passes it to Pedro Martinez. Pedro Martinez passes it to Tim Raines. Tim Raines passes it to Barack Obama. Barack Obama passes it to Donald Trump. Donald Trump passes it to Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un passes it to South Korean leader. Who wasn't even worth looking up? Yeah, no. South Korean leader passes it to Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth sniffs her hand. Queen Elizabeth dies. I was wondering where we were going with that when it was going to take the turn. And it was all worth it in the end. You are right, though. It's definitely worth it in the end. The fact that they want me to put Jonathan Papelbon's name up twice. Yeah. And not even give a shit about the leader of South Korea. Is it weird that I forgot about Jonathan Papelbon? The only thing I remember about him is that he choked fucking Bryce Harper that time. That's it. That's the only thing I really remember about that guy. All right, what do we got up next? I don't remember what this is. It's just my note says Canada is fucking stupid. Okay. Well, what's the caption say, Bob? Metro Vancouver Transit Police refusing to confirm whether the suspect of a Skytrain sexual assault investigation is male or female. So this is a phone call from a journalist to the police station in whatever bullshit Canadian police this is trying to determine if the perpetrator was male or female. And just listen, this is the state of the fucking world right now. Derek, you've been on podcast before. You know, we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air. 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No. They got a good defense. They do have a good defense. And I like their quarterback. Yeah, they can keep any of their coaches out of jail. Or getting pulled over and doing stupid shit. But yeah, no. I don't know. I like that orgy kid at quarterback. I like Donovan Edwards. Um, you guys never get any superstar receivers. No. Um, Braylon Edwards, the last one I can actually name. Oh, last year, but Mario Manningham. Yeah. Wow. What year was that? You pulled that one out. That's no shit. That's got to be. I was after Edwards. I was like, oh, 708. Yeah, I was going to say about 15 years ago, something like that. Yeah. That's one of the second Super Bowl with the Giants. That's a long time ago, man. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, well, who was the, you guys have great tight ends? Uh, Schumacher was good. Mm-hmm. And then, yeah, it's a weird system up there. You kind of just grind it down. It's very old school. Well, and now you get, you know, people going to the transfer portal. Yes. And stuff like, so it's hard to, you know, you think you got a team built and all of a sudden you're looking. Oh, he's going. I didn't know that. Okay. And by the way, if you think, hey, Ross is just an Ohio State fan. He's not going to give him Michigan props. I might, here's, here's an early prediction. He's an early future bet for my bookie.com. Because they're all available on it. Right. I think Michigan takes down Texas week two. I'll be at the, Dan and I will be at that game. That's going to be, I'll tell you what, the way they've got that, the big 10 structured now, that is insane. I don't think Texas is going to be used to a defense like that, in a grind amount style, where you're not just chucking the ball around. Right. And I think that's going to be a long, slow grind. And that's going to be a 23, 20 game. And I think Michigan's actually going to pull off the upset. I'm curious now how that whole conference shapes up when you have teams like USC coming into it, Oregon. 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The physical, does that mean like this person was assaulted, raped with a penis or? The suspect, we believe, does have a penis because of the DNA evidence that was recovered, but the video shows someone who appears to be female presenting. So that's why we left the gender out, because we weren't really sure how this person identifies. We didn't want to get it wrong. Okay, wow, are you kidding me? Is there any information that you could share with me that's not in the press release? So the investigation is quite complicated, and we've omitted some of the evidence to preserve the integrity of that investigation when it does go to court. So that's why we've withheld that information. Okay, so I would love to give you every detail, but I simply can't. Where is that? What city is this? Hold on. Vancouver. Vancouver. Okay, so in Canada, all right. Yep, Vancouver. Yeah, dude. No need. I mean, no need there. Just let the person go and it's fine. And what they identify with. It's not the sexual assault. This happens how they identify. That's what's most important about this. This happened here. Bob, what year was that? Was it 21 or 20? I don't remember when the Austin Statesman wouldn't identify this. So there's an active shooter. Oh, yeah, we talked about it last week. Yeah, I think it was like 22. I definitely worked here. Yeah, you worked here. We covered the story. They wouldn't they wouldn't say it was black or give a description. Yeah, so there's an active shooter. He's on the loose currently, and they're like, they wouldn't give a description of his race because they thought it perpetuated negative racial stereotypes. Okay. Yeah, we were just looking for an active shooter there, you know. Yeah, that's it. It's got nothing to do with the color. That's it. No, nothing. And this if you have a sexual assault with a deal with the penis. Well, that's in Vancouver, which is like, it's like Seattle North. A black mass shooter breaks the stereotype. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, unless it's gang related, they don't report any of those. Well, that's what this probably was. And also most mass shootings are game related, almost all of them. But they're unreported a lot of them in Chicago. It's it's just another day. Well, they their numbers are crazy. They're the fucking goats of mass shooting there. Their monthly number of murders on the south side of Chicago is the fucking greatest in the world. They had a fourth of July weekend 109 people shot 19 dead in south side of Chicago. The best Chicago. Yeah, they're the best, dude. They're leading the league. Yeah, they're leading the league right now, but Chicago is a sports town. It sure is. Yeah, Michael Jordan was there. They were way more hits. The white Sox would love to have those numbers. And when you grow up with with Jordan like that, that prominent in your life, sure, maybe you can't be Jordan. That's the bar. But you can be the greatest fucking drive by shooter there ever was. Well, I mean, they went from Walter Payton to Jordan. God damn it. Yes, you're right. They went from sweetness to the goat. And then now you're like, all right. Even Derek Rose, what an MVP. Sure did. Kanye West. Pumbada, you're the Cubs eventually won a World Series. So yeah, dude, they're used to greatness. The white Sox won a World Series in 2005. Goddamn right, they did. So, you know, just saying. Well, then the one house that got shot up in Chicago was watching this. They said there was like, and they only point out that there was like a, there was a mother covering her one-year-old baby and she got killed. And then there was another seven-year-old that got killed. And then another mom got killed. I'm like, well, how about the 10 guys cooking meth in the back? Nah, no need. Nah, let's not bring that to the forefront. No need. Let's just make this just a mass shooting that had nothing to do with narcotics or money owed for said product. I'm actually pissing you brought it up. You know, I don't want to perpetuate the racial- I'm sorry. Stereotype today. I mean, it is similar to John Lennon and Yoko. No, you couldn't have saved one of those bullets for her, which really. I mean, come on, man. Now she's making like shriek-singing CDs and shit. I think he waited for them to split off and was just like, right, I'm just going to follow him. I don't like that seemed very deliberate to me. He didn't want to waste a bullet on her. Nope. He was like, I don't want to waste one single bullet on this fucking bitch. Oh God. Yeah. I mean, if he could go back in time and kill somebody, I know a lot of people say Hitler. Yoko's up there. Yeah. Definitely up there. Yoko's number two with-- And she's climbing. You know what I would have done? I wouldn't have killed Hitler as a baby. I would have bought all of his art. Because a successful artist doesn't do any of the shit he did. Well, and you don't have much to be worth right now. God damn it. No, I mean, that is probably not true though, right? Because he would never have gotten famous in the first place. If I had just bought all of his art, he would have went on middling through life. I don't know. You wonder, because sometimes you don't figure out what you're really good at until later. Yeah, but if you'd like-- That's what I'm saying. If he's 21, he's coming back from World War I. Maybe he's got a little PTSD. He's painting pictures of dogs, right? I'm like, you know what? I like German Shepherds and Belgian Malinois. I'll take everything you got, bud. As a matter of fact, I'm going to commission one. Then he's got plenty of fucking money. He doesn't think the Jews stole all of his shit, which is weird because I don't think there were any in Austria where he was, but you know whatever. Yeah, Costco hit him up early on. Oh, yeah, dude. And bought up all this stuff. And they're selling prints now. Not just the originals. Not just the originals. Like the new Bob Ross. Yeah, I don't want to rule it out. I think he could have gotten bored, you know, and just said, this isn't for me. Yeah, but more people don't fucking start the third Reich. Bored people fucking come up with recipes or something like that. You don't know. You don't know, man. Before we get into the news, want to shout out Ryan Mills for a hard AF cell server, open in specs in McAllen, Texas, a new HEB in Mansfield, Texas, and Total Wine at the rim in San Antonio. Let's get to the news, shall we? First up, Joe Biden defiantly stays in the race for president of the United States for 2024. However, it seems Democrats want Kamala Harris. Democrats met behind closed doors Sunday as pressure mounted on President Biden. To drop out of the race. House Minority Leader Hakim Jeffries held a virtual meeting with ranking Democrats on House panel Sunday afternoon. Fox News learned that multiple Democrats on Sunday committees express concerns about the viability of Biden continuing to run for reelection against former president Donald John Trump. Fox is told the consensus among Democrats on the call who suggested Biden should abandon the race was that the party should focus on vice presidents Kamala Harris as a potential successor. Okay, I've heard this rumor over the last week at this point. Here's what I don't get. She's more unlikable than he is. I think he's got a better shot if he stays in. And I think the narrative is starting to shift because he's definitely not getting out of this fucking thing. At all, no. And now it feels like the media is trying to say, well, he's back and then they're forcing him to do more more. I think he tried to make her move and failed because over the weekend, some people from her team said, oh, yeah, she's ready to step up if necessary, but he's the president. That's like, you know, you've got the knife at their back, but not fully penetrating their kidneys yet is what that is. Her approval rating as of the fifth is 37%, which would probably be the lowest for any non incumbent president ever trying to seek the presidency, because usually you don't have ratings like that. And if you do, you're a politician, either governor or senator of congressmen, right? And you, if your ratings were that low, you wouldn't even try to run for office. Now, what's his numbers now? Who bought Joe? Yeah, I'm not sure. As of, I would watch to meet our face the nation yesterday morning. Okay. And then meet the press right afterwards. Hey, they varied Trump right now. Yeah, and in Trump right now, in the polls, if you believe, any of those guys polls is up roughly six to eight points. Some as high as 10 on CNN, but that seems a little high to me. I think CNN just wants him out of the fucking race here at this point. But they're trotting him out everywhere to do interviews. Did you guys happen to watch Friday night's interview with George Stephanopoulos? No. Got some clips. Bob, go ahead and pump it up there. It was pretty fun for Biden. Actually, we'll go with the ones from morning Joe this morning. Let's start with the most recent here. So he did call in to morning Joe to say that he was definitely not getting out of the race. Again, play that one first. Which clip do you want to give me to? Let's start with the first one. Okay. American public is not going to move away from me as the average voter. And again, I'm here for two reasons, pal. One, to rebuild the economy for hard work in middle class. People give everybody a shot. This is a straight shot. Everybody gets a fair chance. Number one, number two. And we'll always talk about how I don't have the black support. Come on, give me a break. Come with me, watch, watch. I'm getting so frustrated by the release. Now I'm not talking about you guys, but about the release in the party, who they know so much more. But if any of these guys don't think I should run against me, go ahead and announce the president, challenge man to convention. The American public is not. So that's the first clip there. Obviously, whoever on his team told him to call in and then just scream into the phone. And it sounds mad. Speaker wasn't great. He was, he's angry. He's just pissed. Now he's clearly angry about everything that's going on over the weekend. Right. So Dan's point about everybody getting rallying around Kamala. And then having a meeting behind his back and all the other shit. He knows. Well, as of today, his approval rating is 37.2. Disapprove is 57. That's bad. That's probably high for an incumbent president, I would imagine. Now a lot of people ask why he wasn't on video for this. Not really sure. Play this next clip, Bob. Because Hunter is in the background smoking crack, dude. You can't put him on to me. Nobody said anything except me and the post out there and the local, you know, race, you know. He said, I did nothing to stop Russia's invasion of Ukraine. In fact, he said, I think I encourage Russia from going. I encourage, I think he encouraged Russia going in. I mean, you know, I'm reviewing from the list of live. First of all, he was made up for suckers and losers. I was with a call to America in the cemetery in World War I, suckers and losers. And so this guy was there now with that. Oh, so Biden was there now with that. No. No. No. No. No. No, I can't go ahead and press pause on that one. God, he just makes it up. Well, it's not only that. It's really fucking hard to understand. And when you and I did the debate coverage that night, we said the exact same thing of, I can't make out half the goddamn sentences. And that's the problem. So if you think this was going to help after the last two weeks of the hell that you've gone through through your own party and everybody wanting them out of there, this was a terrible move to do this. He's just literally reading a script. It was handed to him. I mean, he's on the phone side. You know, it's like you say, we heard papers rustling in the background. Yeah, but he can't even read the script anymore. And that's concerning. Now with the news that has come out over the weekend, it seems like it has filtered out to the media that Joe's definitely not getting out. And we've got to stand behind him now or we're fucked. What did you see this fucking letter that the White House released? Today? Well, it was Biden himself. Oh, is that good? Yeah. Page and half or two and half pages. It's two fucking pages. Yeah. And what was the letter saying? Is this to the world and everybody else? Because in that Stephanopoulos interview, which we'll bring up in a second, he was very defiant in that. It's addressed to fellow Democrats. Now that you return from the recess, I want you to know, despite all the speculation, I'm going to stay in the race. Blah, blah, blah. I've had extensive conversations with leadership of the party, elected officials, rank and file members. Blah, blah, blah. I can respond to all this by saying clearly and unequivocally, I wouldn't be running again if I did not absolutely believe I was the best person to beat Donald Trump. Now there's not one fucking prayer. He wrote any of this, not one word. No, no. But I think he sat down with Joe. I think he sat down with Hunter over the weekend and they both said, no, we're staying in this thing. Fuck him. And I'll go back to something I said last week on this show. I think there's still a bitterness inside of him that they passed him over in 2016, when he was the one that was supposed to run against Trump. And Obama had him pulled and inserted Hillary. Right. And now this is his fuck you to the world of, I'm going down swinging because this is who I am or who I've built myself up to be, which I'm not mad at. Now the rest of his fucking party is. It's too late. Wally enough, this is kind of the same thing that Macron did in France over the weekend, right? We'll get to that at the end of the show, which is fucking nuts. We'll move that up, actually. That's a big deal. Well, yeah, we can get to that. But the last two paragraphs here, my fellow Democrats, we have the record, the vision and the fundamental commitment to America's freedom and our democracy to win. I don't know what record he's talking about. 40-year inflation record, because that is technically a record, right? True. The question of how to move forward has been well aired for over a week now and it's time for it to end. We have one job and that is to beat Donald Trump. We have 42 days to the Democratic convention and 119 days until the general election. Any weakening of resolve or lack of clarity about the task ahead only helps Trump and hurts us. It's time to come together, move forward as a unified party and defeat Donald Trump. Now the last statement that you just read is completely true. And then on the Trump side, he hasn't said one goddamn word for the last 10 days and just let Biden twist in the win during this, which is what he should do. Did I think he would? No. I thought I thought he would have been gloating on every goddamn network there was. He hasn't said a word. He's just done rallies. He's been very controlled for at least Donald Trump over the last two weeks, which is shocking to see. Oh, no doubt. He is as hinged as I have ever. First off, I would have never thought I'd have lost that bet all day long that Biden was still in the race. I would have to. I thought when they were going to Camp David to have the big family powwow get together that he was getting there like, no, this is not good. That's what I thought too. You looked like a complete idiot. We've got to and it's and really the bigger picture when you're people talking about it, they go, this is elder abuse. Yeah. Well, I wonder if Joe. It's tough to watch. I wonder if Joe isn't having some issue coping with his mortality at this point because this late stage in dementia, he's going to die soon. Yeah. Anyway, it's all coming to an end for her. And I don't mean that a political empire way. No, just her husband. Her life is going to be fucked up pretty soon. It is. And she's going to be on Earth for another 15 to 20 years, probably given her help. And the fact that she's a woman without him, it's a whole new, that's probably scary to some degree. Yeah, and you're also, look, I don't know how long they've been married, Bob. I would guess 30 years somewhere in there to be able to pull it up. I think his first wife died, right? His first wife died in a car accident. How long have they been married? Uh, let's see. Since 1977. OK, so you're looking at 47 years. With that, she knows I'm probably better than anyone at this point. Even the other politicians, although it's been in politics for 50 fucking years. So, yeah. Strange. But I bet you there's partly behind the scenes, and just as far as a relationship, and a married couple is concerned. Right. Where she knows Joe the fighter for his life or whatever. And she's like, you know what? Fuck it. This probably is his wish, or was his wish before dementia, or whatever it is. Mm-hmm. So I'm going to ride this out, and fuck the Obamas, and fuck everybody else. And if we lose, we lose. If we win, we win. But these are my husband's wishes before he lost his fucking mind. And I'm going to see this through. Remember there's all that talk about trying to pull Kamala and bring in like a Gavin News somewhere, aggression Whitmer or something like that. You know, when they were talking about what Biden might do as far as stepping down. Well, he went to Michigan this weekend and campaigned. Yeah. Just in case. Oh, I'm sure. But what was funny was a friend of mine brought this up, and she goes, you know what? Think of the optics of removing a black woman. Kamala Harris pulling her out of the picture and replacing her with Gavin Newsom. I mean, the, anybody. I mean, Trump's campaign would just go nuts. I mean, you could easily see him go. I would never remove a black woman from a woman of color. A woman of color from. If she was my vice president, I would certainly trust her to do whatever she wanted to do. Yeah. Well, I mean, the New York Post wrote an article about how she's going to be. She might be the first DEI president. Now that ruffled a couple of feathers, but it's true, because Biden said specifically that he was going to choose a woman of color. Yep. Which, I've heard a lot of people say that he was expanding the search to more because there had never been a woman of color. All right, that's retarded, right? Yeah. I mean, that's, you're literally narrowing it down. That's the opposite of expanding. Yeah, Kamala should be at the bottom of, um, Mung Mountain. Ah, yeah. Yeah, she's, she's. But there was a lot more qualified candidates of color. And I, look, he painted himself into a corner twice in this. With the vice president of the United States, because he said it was going to be a woman of color. Well, one, it was going to be a woman. And then it was going to be a woman of color. Right. And then he did it with a Supreme Court as well. And at the time, by the way, he could have chosen Tulsi Gabbard when she was still a Democrat. There was a bunch. All right. Look, he had endless candidates. He could have chosen, he came Jeffries, to be honest with you. He's beloved in that, that party. Right. And that would have helped his ticket. And then that probably would have pushed him out even more, because he's more likable and voteable than she is. Right. So it would have been an easy call to probably get him out of there at that point, if it was to came Jeffries. But the fact that it is her and she's so fucking worthless. Now the narrative is switched. So now that we know that he's definitely going to be in, Bob, play that clip from, that I sent you from Whoopi Goldberg earlier here. This is what you're going to see over the next form. And here on the day that y'all talked about it. I don't care if he's pooped his pants. I don't care if he can't put the sentence together. Show me he can't do the job. And then I'll say, okay, maybe it's time to go. Now he had a bad night the first time that he went out and debated with Kamala Harris. And everybody wanted him to quit that and say, you can't talk to women like this. You're doing this wrong. You're doing that wrong. He came back and said, you know what, I got it. And gave four years. So yeah, I have poopy days all the time. All the, I step in so much pool you can't even imagine. Now I'm not running the world. But I don't know anybody who doesn't step in stuff at some point. So I'm just simply saying, yeah, there are two debates. And if he can't do what he needs to do for the second debate, I'll join any crew that says get rid of them. But loyalty to me, if you are doing the job, I might not like everything you're doing. I don't like it all. But I'm going to stand behind you like those guys stand behind the guy who should have been the person people were talking about saying, yeah, Biden had a bad day. But this guy couldn't tell the truth if it split his lip. But nobody said that, but I'm sorry. Anna said that, I believe, or something. She's not quite as colorful as I am. But the question now. Give me a chance. The question now is because lots of Democrats are coming out and saying, you know, oh, find somebody else. But when we try to do that with D.T., this is my new way of just describing him. When we said, listen, he shouldn't be on the ballot. Everybody said, no, no, no. He was the people chose him. We can't take him off the ballot. Well, I don't understand why anybody thinks it's going to be any easier to take Biden off the ballot. Why do you think that's the same thing? Why do you think trying to have somebody forcibly legally removed from the ballot and the Democratic Party choosing someone different is the same? First, right? That's stupid. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. But I'm telling you, this is what you're going to see now. Now that he's in, every single person doesn't have a choice but to stand behind him and say, I've had a poopy day myself. Yeah, but she made the Obama mistake. If you recall midway through his second term, he made a statement about what a red line being crossed would look like. And then obviously, I think it was about Iran. And Iran immediately did it. And he had nothing to do at that point, right? She said that if he has a bad second debate, then she'll support it. That's September. That'll be 40 days, 45 days before the election. So let me ask you this. Any shots that, because I read the shit last week, I've read every fucking weird statement that Biden's released of how he's not good after 4 p.m. anymore. But then he also said, what happens after 4 p.m. anyways? Yeah, what happens after you have your fucking meat and three vegetable at Perkins? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've had my apple pie. It's time to go to sleep fucking longer. And if you're anybody that hates America right now, you're going, well, now we need to adjust the time when we attack the United States. Dude, it's about 415. I mean, that's gotten worse. That scares the shit out of me. No shit, but this is where we're at. So I think people, all the talking heads, all the media, everything else, they're going to be forced to accept this with this debate, though, that's coming up, knowing that he can't go to 4 p.m. Right. Do they drug him up overnight and then get him, keep him up all day, put it out or all into him, because that's it. You'd have to do it for a while, right? You couldn't just do it for one day. Yes, but could he withstand that? It'll be interesting to see if they don't Michael Jackson him, right? Yeah, bring Conrad Murray out of, like for real, out of retirement. Do they fuck up so bad trying to tune him up for this debate that they just fucking killed his dude? And then what's that core case looked like? It's Conrad Murray got what, three years in prison, I think? I think so. Something like that. Something crazy like that. But even the debate that he had, he had literally home-field advantage. He had every possible scenario playing in his favor. No audience turn the mics off on the other guy when the other one's talking. He had every possible home-field advantage with that thing. And it was a complete shit shit. And to your point, the latest on that is the radio hosts were given the questions by the White House before he went on this press for over the weekend. So she just got fired this morning. I'm trying to look up her name here. But she got fired for admitting and deciding to take the questions. Andrea Loughl Sanders, pop her up. Is that the black chick that was on all those? Station in Philadelphia, radio station in Philadelphia. Really? Yeah. W-U-R-D or something like that? Yeah. I was just, I saw this earlier. Yeah. Man. So she got fired for this, huh? Yeah, because they gave her eight questions. And she, they said these are the ones that we would like you to ask. And she went, "Okay." And the radio station went, "Yeah, no, you can't do that." No, you can't do that. So you, I mean, you got a, a prominent black lady fired because she asked the questions that she wanted to. Did the station fire her for accepting those questions? Is that what happened? Because they said, in the spirit of responsible journalism, which that phrase is gone. But the radio station, I gave them credit for letting her go. Because they're the ones that said, "You know, you can't take questions from, you know, a political candidate that you're interviewing." This is about you asking the questions. Yeah. Not you reading the questions that they handed to you. So I gave them credit for a dumpster. Seriously. Look, it's, it's rare. But that's not great either. And that all leads. Bob, pull up the clips from the Stephanopoulos interview on Friday when they asked if he would take a cognitive test. Oh, I love this. And, and he said, "No, I won't." No. He said, "No, I definitely won't do that." And, and he says, "I'm taking it every single day." And Sanjay Gupta on CNN who lied about COVID for years said that he should take a test. Yeah. Which is interesting. Well, again, Dave Tern, CNN is all in. Okay, play this clip. I guess I'm asking a slightly different question. Have you had the specific cognitive tests? And have you had a neurologist, a specialist, do an examination? No, no one said I had to. No one said they said I'm good. No one said I had to. And, and they said that I'm good. I don't know any doctor who just says, "Hey, man, we're good." Uh, never, never had that happen of, uh, skip it. I know you're here for something. You don't feel well. Yes. Skip that physical. You don't need it. You don't need that, uh, that exam. You're all good. You're right, you're right, you're right on the country. Yeah, you're good. And then the breaking news earlier that, that happened about an hour ago is, uh, that there was a Parkinson's doctor who was made 10. What, yeah, this message is sponsored by Greenlight as your kids get older. 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So a neuro, a neurologist and, uh, boy, I'm Biden today, uh, neurologist and Parkinson's disease specialist has made nearly a dozen visits to the White House medical unit, visitor logs show, raising new questions about President Biden's fitness for office as he battles efforts to push him off the 2024 ballot. So is that what it is? Dan, is it Parkinson's and maybe not dementia? Uh, maybe. Yeah, it could be. Okay. But he's old as shit. So I don't really care what it is. Just get him out of there. Well, we're going to just ride this out now for 118 days and that's kind of it. Well, shit, no, uh, after that because you're still going to have two more months left. Three more months. Well, they're going to move the time of the Democratic National Convention to, uh, two o'clock in the afternoon now for his, uh, I'm not sure for his big speech because, but you know, it's got to be prime time. He's got to be talking at eight p.m. when he says, since you brought it up though, um, I think the debate is important because that's on a national stage. Right. And then this is also important where he's got to talk to the entire convention. Right. Usually that speech is, is close to an hour. I doubt that it goes. Even this, that's stuff in opulence interview. I think it was like 24 minutes or something like that. Yeah. Everybody asked if I watched it and I'm like, I'm not going to watch it. It's going to be chopped up like a basket of produce on Food Network. I go, this is good. It's, it's recorded by your home team. Yeah, yeah. Anything over and that's the best stuff that he said. I know. And he still sounds like an idiot. And if you're going to cherry pick an entire interview and it's only 20 something minutes. Right. Holy fuck. How much time do they have together and that you could only air that part. Right. It's all very, very strange. It's fun to watch and it's fun to come into work every day and chat about it. But it's, it's sad for a country obviously. So I don't know. It appears as if he's going to stay in and that's it. And let's fucking ride this out. Let's go. I can't wait to die. Same. I look, just keep going, Joe. I just keep going, dude. Just can't wait to just end it. Just keep going. I pray for a stage four cancer diagnosis right now. I'm like, yeah, you got a week. Good. I think he's fine here. I mean me. Oh, you can't wait to die. Oh, you can't wait to. Yeah, I know you meant him. I was like, huh? No, no, I'm personally praying for that. I'm like, what's your test look like? Figure it out. Yeah. Figure it out. I'm going to skip that down to that last story here because I think that's important. Next up, France goes full communist French presidents. Macron dissolved parliaments and called for snap legislative elections. After the far right came out ahead of his centrist alliance and June elections for the European parliaments left his parties, including the hard left France unbowed. Is that what they're called? That's a fun name. The communist, the so-called center left socialist in the Greens hastily agreed to form an alliance called the new popular front in the days after Macron's shock decision. Marine Le Pen, so-called far right national rally party, led the first round of voting with 33% followed by the new popular fronts with almost 28% and president Macron's ruling coalition trailing at 20%, between the first and the second rounds. More than 200 candidates from various parties who qualified for the runoff stepped aside to allow a better place rival to go head to head with the national rally candidates and their constituencies, increasing the chances of defeating them. Now, with this one, because I was paying attention to this over the last couple of weeks, it doesn't help Macron either, because now he can't make any decisions. I mean, maybe he'll be influential to some degree, but yeah, he's now- Only if he goes to the far left party, so he's a centrist. Yeah, Le Pen is far right. So he's the president, right? And the president nominates the prime minister and the French system, but the parliament has to confirm. So, it isn't like in the UK, for example, where they have a parliamentary system, like a complete parliamentary system, which means no president. There's a prime minister and the prime minister is the leader of the leading party, who ever wins the most amount of seats. That's the prime minister is the person they choose for their leader. In France, he is a president elected on his own, right? He calls elections and he puts up a prime minister for vote, and it's not a vote amongst the people, by the way. It's a vote amongst the, what do you call it? Parliament. So, typically speaking, I mean, he could put anybody up there he wants. He could go to the far right people now and say, hey, we've got to, you guys see what happens here. If you want a centrist in power, then we'll put one in power, but we're not going to put your far right Le Pen or whatever the fuck her name was in there. So you can vote for this centrist person that we're going to put up and fuck over the majority party, or you can let the communist win. He technically do that. He won't, probably. They literally elected a communist majority, not like communist, like people say Democrats are communist, communist, legit. Yeah. Yeah, legitimate. Just because they didn't want to stop illegal immigration. That's it. That's the only fucking thing that this, any of this was about, this entire election was about illegal immigration and French people, French women getting raped by Muslim invaders. That's all this election was about. That's kind of all the, all the European elections are about. It's always funny when people are like, oh, the far right's winning in Europe. It's like far right to an extent, like they're not getting rid of government health care. They're not going to give the people guns. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's a lot of conservative shit in America that they wouldn't, would never dream of doing no matter how far right they are, basically. It's, it is essentially, reflexive to immigration. Every election in Europe right now is solely because of immigration. That is it. And then you've had two within the last week, France and England, both say, now we're fine with it. Our country's doing great. And so, let's let them in. Now, I feel bad for George Clooney because he's going to have to move again. Once they hit once those grimy fucks hit Lake Cuomo and he had to get out of there after 20 years. It was like, shit, where do I go now? South of France. And now they're going to be storming the beaches of Clooney here. My property value is dropping right now. I'm sure he's looking at it from the backyard going, god, damn it's but to Bob's point. Yeah, you're right. These aren't like 2010 Tea Party Republicans. These aren't libertarians. They're just they're liberals who just don't want to get raped, basically. And they just got told, sorry, that's too much to ask. And this has been the Soros plan this entire time, right? Bob, I sent you a link. I want you to pull us up. It's a Twitter link. I want to play this video of Victor Orban talking here. We just sent it. Drink it, bros. He kind of lays out the proof that everybody always asked for about Soros. There's documentation of him saying he wants to flood the West with illegal immigrants, basically. Yeah, so just play the video. I do remember how Mr. George Soros published his plan in English in a project syndicate publication. It was 2015 September 26th. And he published a plan. He said that he is my, I'm quoting, he writes the six components of my comprehensive plan. I just got two or three points of that. First is he said very clearly 2015 that quoting again, EU has to accept at least a million as you know seekers annually. That's not the first point. Second, he said, all that about financing is critical. And he proposed two issue long-term euro bonds for financing the migration crisis under migrants, social and welfare, taking care when they arrived to the European Union. And the other point, which is very important for Hungary, which is involving the territory of Hungary directly into this program, he said that quoting them, safe channels, safe channels must be established for as you know seekers starting with getting them from Greece and Italy to their destination countries, which means to bring them to Greece to Hungary and then have them to go to Washington. So don't forget that what we are speaking about is not an accidental story, not a book of 10 years of accidental story. It's a plan which is going on. You can stop it here. So if you want to read this entire document, you can go to the Google and search six ways you're up most respond to the refugee crisis. And it's right on the World Economic Forum's website. They published this shit, right? And then Soros did what exactly? We know he did in America. He spent something like $300 million, I'm sorry, $3 billion over the course of about 10 years, 300 or so judge and district attorney races to include Alvin Bragg, right? Yep. To include that dummy in fucking Atlanta. Yeah, well, Fanny. Fanny. Oh, Fanny. Oh, Fanny. Yeah. Funded that stuff. Funded Gavin Newsom's recall election, all of this stuff. So all the people that you hate, he's been spending money on to get them into positions. And one of the other things, the third point of this six point plan is to establish an asylum program that sits at the EU level, which means every EU partner member has to obey whatever asylum fucking adjudications that the EU is a governing body makes, which means if the EU decides, hey, you know what, fucking England, if they decide to rejoin England, you're getting fucking 500,000 this year, fucking Muslim, boom, right in the middle of your fucking cities. And you have no say overdoing that it is fucking crazy. And this is what these assholes are voting for. They wanted this so bad that Macron is an Obama guy, right? Obama's a Soros guy. They've been best friends for years. Yeah. And the new guy that just got elected in England in the UK, their new prime minister, another Obama guy. This is this is a plan to put Muslims and fucking in in in European and Western countries. That's what this is. But help me understand this, like, because I just don't get it for real. I really don't understand it. What is the overall master plan that that Muslim is the new religion of the entire world? No, did you not hear what Louis C K said about this? No, he said that America should have to take in all these people because we have it too good here. It's not fair that we have it so good here. This is what you have to do when you want total control over something called the globe, right, the place we live. When you want total control over something, you have to diffuse the chaos over a larger fucking area, right? So this influence, this magic cure that you're selling to them applies it, not just here or there, but everywhere. Everybody's got to adopt it. Otherwise it doesn't work. That's that'll be the message in the next couple of years. If everybody doesn't get on board with this, because it's been the message about climate change, right? This is what Margaret Thatcher said to shit in the 1980s. All this hubbub about climate change, it's all about global control. That's all it is, right? And that's all it went from climate change. And now it's on to the fucking Muslim asylum bullshit. But how are we controlling the world? Not really. Stop thinking about the United States. No, no, no. I'm not saying us. But well, we are complicit to a certain extent because we're letting them in our fucking borders as well. And we're letting these people into Minnesota and Michigan and Ohio. America is one country and in the 190 that are doing this, right? So every country's doing it. Think of it this way. You own a company and you sell fire suppression. Your product is only relevant if something's on fire. And if you want total concentration, the only way to do that is for everything to be on fucking fire, the end. But then how do you fix it? So authoritarianism, right? But who's going to be that guy? It's not a guy. It's not a guy. So what is it? Is it like a cabal of fucking people? Like what is the overall master plan? Because I just don't get it. I really don't. That's your deep state then. But it's more than a deep state because this is happening in countries all over the world. In particular, countries that we love and then are fucking beautiful. Ireland. Ireland. England. Great friend of mine, some Dublin. And he talks about the huge Muslim influence that's coming in there. And I mean, just these people that are coming in bad. Listen, there's good, there's good and bad Muslims by it, but bad ones that are really coming in there and and and and fucking stuff up. Yeah, they want to Sharia law in most cities, cities, Irish police, the Irish law enforcement do nothing. This is the same in America. Yeah. What we're doing here, we're not, we're, you know, to a certain extent, we're not doing shit in regards to these fucking people. There's area will take Chicago. We were talking about earlier. They're not policing South side of Chicago. Nobody's going down there to do shit. Nobody's going into these fucking Somalia cities up in Minnesota and doing anything. There's just certain places that they're not going. And when you hear fucking Ed Sheeran on a goddamn podcasting, there's parts of London that you just can't go into anymore. Right. It's fucked, but they're voting for these people to go in and it takes more than everybody else. And I'll go back to Macron on this one. He decided literally to give up his power. So the way that these standings sit, and we'll call them standings because that's, it feels like a fucking goddamn National League in baseball over in France, is that they will not, they don't have the numbers on any of the three sides that are in there now to pass any legislation until August 2025. So that means their country is just pretty much an open border and everything else for an entire year. They can't do anything until August until they figure it out. And then somebody will come along. Let's call them the Antichrist, for example, because this is the story of the Bible, but it's not like the story of the Antichrist is basically that. Things go to hell and the Antichrist comes with some fucking solution, everything, right? But this is, it hasn't been due with religion or God or any of that bullshit. It is how this always works. The fucking aristocracy will create a problem and sell you the fucking solution to it. But what is the solution? Here's how it worked in the 20th century. Sometime in the 1940s and 50s, the federal government stood up a department called the FDA, right? And they told us that grains, we needed 12 servings of grains a day, right? And what happened? Diabetes. Everybody's got the beat us now. Everybody's a fat piece of shit. And not only that, but they're nutrient deficient in every way you can be. They're allergic to all kinds of shit now. The rise of disease and endemic disease is unprecedented in human history. And then what happens? The pharmaceutical industry steps up to save everybody. Fuck yeah, man. Thank God. Thank God for the big pharmaceutical industry. By the way, the 10 largest lawsuits in the history of the world they've lost at this point and they're poisoning people. They create the problem and they try to fix it. This is just happening now on a global scale. That's why it's seen, like if it happened on a smaller scale would be obvious, right? If somebody was fucking poisoning the water supply and selling canned water, that would be obvious. But because it's happening everywhere and all the time, then it's not so obvious. The Muslims are just a convenient thing to use at this point. It's not them specifically. Well, it is them because they're violent, crazy people across the world, right? That they're incompatible with Western civilization, but it has something to do with them being Muslim or not that they just happen to be the thing that can be used to leverage at this point. Bob, I sent you another link. It's Christopher Hedgens talking about this in like 2007. Oh, yeah, I remember seeing this, but so what is the overall real quick? What is the overall solution? Your cities aren't safe anymore. So I'm going to need some of your liberty. Give it to me. Okay. Your food supply is not safe anymore. So you're gonna have to eat my food now. That's it. It's all about control. Every fucking moment of your life goes back to the way you'll have nothing and like it. I like it. Well, you'll have you'll own nothing and nothing like it. Yeah. Here's here's Hedgens. This is always fun to play once a year. I think go ahead and play it. Let's give it up or give it to your deadliest enemy and pay for the rope that will choke you. This is very urgent business. Ladies and gentlemen, I beseech you. Resist it while you still can. And before the right to complain is taken away from you, which will be the next thing you will be told you can't complain because your is homophobic. The term is already being introduced into the culture as if it was an accusation of race hatred, for example, or bigotry, whereas it's only the objection to the preachings of a very extreme and absolutist religion. Watch out for these symptoms. They are not the symptoms of surrender. Very often ecumenically offered to you by men of God in other robes, Christian and Jewish and smarmy ecumenical. These are the, these are the ones that will open the gas. For the barbarians. The barbarians never take a city until someone holds themselves for them. And it's your own preachers who will do it for you and your own multicultural authorities who will do it for you. Resist it while you can. And if you wonder what will happen if you don't, look and see how a cricket team in Middlesex in England had to change its name by force last week because it was called and had been for years. The Middlesex Crusaders look and see how stories about little pigs can't be taught to children in English schools anymore, unless defense be taken by the religion of peace. Resist it while you can. By the way, this weekend Kentucky Fried Chicken in Canada went full halal. So no more bacon, no more, no more of their double down sandwiches, nothing that isn't fucking kosher or halal for for Muslims. You're kidding. Yep. Are you serious? Yep. In Canada? Yep. Damn, dude. This is all this shit is happening. Like, I don't give a fuck about your politics or any of this other bullshit. Like, believe what you want. If you're a Keynesian economist, if you're an Austrian economist, if you're a fucking full on progressive liberal, this shit should frighten you, right? Oh, 100%. And what sucks for me, like watching this unfold with France over the weekend, I've been there, I love it. It's so beautiful and you're just gonna ruin it. I mean, you're just gonna absolutely fucking ruin it. It's ruined. I know it is. I know. I know. Same with England and France and all this other shit, and it just fucking sucks. And again, I'll go back to what I said about Clooney. If Clooney, one of the richest dudes on the planet, is fucking moving out of it. What do you get? $3 billion for the Tequila Company? If he's moving out of Lake Cuomo for Christ's sakes, you're fucked. But it isn't just there. It's everywhere. All of Europe. All of it. I know. I know. I know. And the only places that are resisting it, like Russia, right, like Orban is resisting it. Oh, they're despotic maniac, racist. No, they just don't want a bunch of fucking people that rape white women in their country. Yeah, reasonable. Seems reasonable. Not a big ask. No, as a matter of fact, I think in the Netherlands over the week, or it was relatively recently, a bunch of people, some lady, she runs this, I can't remember her name, Sarah, I think, runs this news agency called the Publica, I believe it is on Twitter. And they got banned on Twitter over the weekend for posting stuff that's just true. The Netherlands, girl gets raped, uses pepper spray on a dude, she gets arrested, he doesn't. Oh, you don't say guess what fucking guess where he came from? Okay. This is this is exactly what Hitchens is talking about. So you create the conditions where somebody would complain, and then you fucking make it illegal for them to complain, then they feel hopeless. And then you show up, the next stage will be to show up with a solution somewhere. It'll be to show up with a solution. Here's what we're going to do. All you got to do is give us a little bit more of your money. Maybe maybe you don't own houses anymore, right? Fuck off. I'll go we'll go to war right now. I wonder if they won't go to war soon. If one of these countries won't eventually have a civil war, including our own, I would say Ireland would be at the top of the list for me. I don't think the United States will because people are too comfortable here. And I think it is, I think the whatever intelligence is behind any of this stuff knows that. Keep America more or less complacent. Yeah, complacent, distracted, and everybody else you could fuck with. Because look, I mean, you're up there a bunch of policies. They're not going to do anything. But Ireland though, I would figure the Irish would just get all fucking hopped up one night and be like, you know what, let's let's go ahead and let us down. I know they are pissed. I mean, like I said, my buddy's from Dublin who was talking about all that stuff that was going on over there. All these Muslims coming in and and fucking everything up. And they're like, and the Irish are legit just fucking mad. France is too weak. My money's on Ireland. If anybody's going to have a civil war over there, right, my money's on Ireland for sure. And it would be fun. The other last thing to think about one really good bar just a good one. I would just love to see one good one on on pay per view. I'll pay for it. Like it's totally fine. Like I'll charge my card. Christ man, there's been no UFC on and you know, Ireland, Ireland civil war. What is it? Yeah, what's the highest pay per year house? I think I paid a hundred for the McGregor Floyd Mayweather fight. Yeah, ring it up for another hundred. Let's go. Let me watch that Irish civil war. That would be a blast. Wiggly entertaining. But yeah, man, shit, it's getting bad. Next up, Ukraine is too corrupt for NATO. Maybe Ukraine will be told it is currently too corrupt to join NATO in a major blow to Mr Zelensky. Oh, fuck. Is this real? The Alliance will request additional steps from Kyve before membership talks progress a senior official in the United States. Department said the position will be set out in writing in the NATO communique will be signed to the Alliance's annual summits on July 9th. We have to step back and applaud everything that Ukraine has done in the name of reforms over the last two plus years. The official told the Telegraph as they continue to make these reforms. We want to commend them. We want to talk about additional steps that need to be taken, including in the area of anti corruption. It is a priority for many of us around the table. Do you think they're getting in? I don't think they're getting in here. I know. No, there was a well, the Children's Hospital and Kyve got hit by like a bomb, some hypersonic missiles coming out of Russia. Allegedly. I know. It's hard, man, with Twitter these days to know what's real. I'll tell you this. I'll accept Russia being responsible for that as soon as the United States takes responsibility for Nord Stream 2. Yeah, I'll be here waiting. Whatever you're ready. Let's tell me. Yeah, I don't know what to believe coming in and out of there. You see these videos and it's like it could be Gaza or it could be Ukraine. We all have green screens. We sure do. You could just. No, it's not that. Green screens and creativity. Do I think these bombs are going off places? Yeah, sure. But the images we're seeing, are they real? Are they not real? I have no fucking idea. This in regards to Ukraine being too corrupt. One, yes, they are. Two, I also think you put Ukraine and NATO right now that causes a fucking world war. So the telegraph recently revealed that the US is blocking British and European efforts to put in writing on quote, an irreversible path to NATO membership of Ukraine. So we're kind of blockading that right now. The sticking point who's blockading that the United States is. Okay, the sticking point recent talks between native member states over whether to offer Ukraine a concrete timetable for joining the joint. NATO has been corruption and it's like million millions and millions of dollars are dismissing from their defense. Right. This is before when they were when NATO was doing the audit before this war started, that was happening. I mean, it's a good thing we didn't send them billions. Yeah. By the way, Zelensky bought his wife a Bugatti the other day. So that's sweet. You're kidding. Is that real? Yeah. He's he's coming to Washington soon. Mr Zelensky goes to Washington. That should be fun. He's likely to be offered a promise of quote, well, a well lit bridge to NATO membership. NATO allies still disagree over whether they should upgrade the statement. They made last year at their summit in Lithuania to make him an irreversible offer. But I don't think that's going to happen. And then Bob, if you want to click that second link there. Where? Oh, in the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So hundreds of thousands of Ukraine refugees claiming American Social Security benefits. Oh shit. No way. 537,000 Ukrainian refugees are in the United States now. Right now? Yeah, it's a Twitter link, Bob, the second one in that story. Oh, I'm sorry the first one. Excuse me. Sorry. So how do they get him here? I think a trebuchet has launched them. Okay. You're going to play this? One year after the start of Russia's invasion, thousands of Ukrainians are temporarily living in the U.S. There are some viral videos claiming Ukrainians are receiving benefits like Social Security while they're living here. So Jerry Carnes with our verified team is digging into the claim. President Joe Biden is committed to welcoming 100,000 Ukrainians who fled the war there to find their way here to the United States. There are viral videos like this one questioning that commitment. President Biden has made it legal for Ukrainian immigrants to get SSI checks. Our viewers asked us to verify if Ukrainians here in the United States are receiving benefits like Social Security. Let's check. Our sources are the Social Security Administration, the Office of Refugee Resettlement, the Uniting for Ukraine program, and immigration lawyer Charles Cook. Like I said, program cook. There are three ways Ukrainians can legally seek refuge here. One is through the Uniting for Ukraine program. Those who qualify can stay in the U.S. for up to two years as humanitarian paroles and receive some benefits. They're eligible for assistance. They're eligible for supplemental security, SSI. They're eligible for insurance, Medicare. The Social Security Administration says that certain Ukrainians in the U.S. may be eligible for SSI benefits. The Office of Refugee Resettlement confirms humanitarian paroles may also be eligible for assistance through existing programs like the temporary assistance for needy families, health care through Medicaid, and food through SNAP. No, they're not lifetime on the taxpayer at all. This is basically helping refugees who couldn't help themselves. So we can verify it's true. Some Ukrainians who have arrived in the United States since Russia's invasion of their country may apply and could qualify for benefits like supplemental Social Security for a limited amount of time. Why? I don't know. I know, right? And they're staying. Yeah. Oh, you're not going anywhere. Are you kidding me? You come landed? I landed your house and you're just going to give me Irish whiskey and barbecue all day, every day. Do you think my fat ass is leaving your house? No. It's over. I am sticking around like herpes and Kathy Griffin over half. Over half a million. Over half a million of these folks, right? As of now. Yeah. That's, by the way, that doesn't include all the illegal immigrants we've let in. And the money for this SSI funds come directly from the Treasury, which is to say they are printed dollars and not real. They just add, there's a certain amount of currency, both circulatory and digital, and they just add a number to it, add a zero and then fucking hand that money out. And now your money is left less 10%. Your boy Thomas Massey, by the way, wears a button. Have you seen it that he wears in Congress? It's telling the debt. Yep. Oh, yeah. It's all it's on 24 hours a day and everybody will look at the button. And when he was on Tucker Carlson doing that interview, which is a great interview, by the way, we're asking him, we're like, hey, what other people in Congress think you were in this button that just tallies the debt all day long? And he goes, there's certain bills that get passed. And then literally the Congressman, you know, whoever was right, right or left, right, we'll turn around and look at the button and be like, how much did that go up? Get out. And that's kind of where we're at with this. And it's fucked. Why should we be paying for their social security? I don't really understand. I mean, what does Ukraine ever done for us? We're funding their government and we're funding their pension system already. And they're war. Yeah. We're funding their everything. We should own their country. Yeah. So if we owned it and then we could take all the wheat and everything else, awesome. All the wheat, we should each get our own Ukrainian. Yeah, I won't want like you pick. But yeah, we're hiring now. How many people are doing it, dude? No, no hiring. Oh, yeah. The government pays for it. And then we put them to work here. The government. I'm sorry. The government's already paid for it. The fact that you're still alive because we funded your bullshit. That's the payment that you get. Now you owe me your life. Are you pitching white slaves? Yes. White slavery. I'm in. What's the population of Ukraine, Bob? And then subtract $40 million because that's how many is dead so far. So every land owning white mailed America gets a slave, right? A white slave? Yeah. Yeah. That way coming right now. Well, reverse it. We reverse it. And it's like, hey, welcome to America. I'll make it part of the reparations thing. So my buddy, Maj Tori, his idea for reparations is that all the private companies that profited from slavery should have to pay for reparations. I don't disagree with that, frankly, right? That's just a lawsuit. Right. Is it not? True. So all my black buddies, you get a fucking white slave. You get a, you get a Ukrainian white Ukrainian slave. They send you a link to only fans Ukraine. Yeah. And you just pick and choose. You get to, you get to see who you want there. Yeah. Or they send you a paint swatches. Like, I want it to be exactly the shade. Yeah, white pink. I want pink. Well, some people are comfortable with like a, he's been in the sun a lot. I don't want some poor dude that's been working the farm. No, I want, I want to, uh, uh, what do you call it? I want a aristocrat from Ukraine. Yeah, you want a real lucid motherfucker out there. Yeah. I understand that. I understand that. That's brutal to watch. I didn't know that was going on. This is why the show is called fake news, by the way, Derek, is because I, half of these stories, there's no way that would be true. I know, right? And I'm surprised the local news station did this story. Who, Bob, who is it? Does it say who this local station is? This looks like somebody like Kansas or two people now fired. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. What status is this in? Does it say? I mean, these are just two normal local news dicks from wherever. I love how every picture they use is got a, a baby that's, you know, dying or crying or something where it's just, oh, no, that's how you sell it. No, but it's the baby. And then the thing, yeah, these are just two normal chicks, man. This seems like, uh, what city is this in the background Cincinnati? Who knows? Who knows? I really, I can't. There's two towers. 11. We know it's not New York. 11 alive. There's two twin towers back to 11 alive. That's Atlanta. That's mine. Yeah, it's Atlanta. That's mine. Holy shit. Cause that verified green check with the fucking black text. That's where that came from. Okay. Well, yeah, that's 11 alive is in Atlanta. That is not downtown Atlanta, though, in the background. They just gave up on that. Maybe it's somewhere nearby. Maybe it's a Buckhead or something. Maybe they just gave up on Atlanta, pop up, pop up that freeze fam look like Atlanta's a base. They just put, they were like, no, dude. Here's two buildings. Atlanta got bombed. Like Atlanta got hit by some of those Russian hypersonic missiles. Did we have a nine 11 there? Was there a tool who blew up Atlanta? Wait, how do we miss that? I don't know. Out of it. Not get covered. That's my home city. We just lost half of it. RIP. Oh, no, it's not Atlanta. Okay. I mean, maybe it is, but I don't think it is. That's just that verify sources thing is I don't know what that is. Okay. 11 alive, though, is mine. That's my station growing up, but that one does pop up a lot. So maybe they just use the service a lot. Could be bad. Hold on. Whatever it is. I just want to say RIP to my city. This would definitely be a Cincinnati. Let me find something like that. I didn't think anything about it until you pointed it out. I'm like, oh, yeah, that is kind of a sad skyline. That's it's a really sad sky. It's like Oklahoma City right after the bombing. It's just like, yo, man, what do we have left? Take a photo of it. It's like the HOA didn't let them build buildings behind beyond a certain number of floors in like a couple blocks. Don't go above four stories and don't get to be and don't paint them off. You got to have neighborhood approved colors. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. And by the way, it's not just, not just Ukrainians, Afghans, amor Asian. I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't either. Some hybrid Haitian. Great. Any alien whose removal is being withheld, which means they've been deported, technically, but haven't actually been removed yet because the president and his team are stopping that removal from happening. They're also eligible. Great. No, this is for all those benefits. This is from Newsweek. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then obviously thoughts and prayers to whatever city that is back there. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, enjoy your last three buildings. You fuck. Like for shit on it for three minutes and then go my thoughts and prayers and prayers to whatever happened in that city, but your city planner. Is it weird that they're dressed like the Ukrainian flag right there? I think that's on. Maybe not. But I will say this good on them for whoever this local news team is in America for covering this story. Usually you do get fired for shit like this and you don't ever see it. So I'm not sitting on the anchors. I like how that anchor freeze frame is shot the way it is right now. Or like if that one on the left was a blow up doll. Yeah, it's a it's a rough green screen on these guys. It's got to be a small city. But good on them for reporting it. All right. I never would have known. Next up mob loots Oakland gas station. A mob of looters ransacked an Oakland gas station convenience store and caused thousands of dollars in damage. As the frustrated store manager claimed police took nine hours to respond to his plea for help. The horde who had just attended a nearby car side show broke into his 76 gas station near the San Francisco Bay Oakland International Airport around 4 30 a.m. on Friday. According to ABC seven news bay area or owner Sam Mardale estimated approximately 80 to 100 people broke through his store's front door and grabbed everything they could absolutely get their hands on. He says that shells are ripped apart. All the grocery items were torn or stepped on or vandalized. Do we have a video of this bomb? Okay. This is inside the store here. Oh shit. I'm surprised anything in Oakland is worth thousands of dollars. Surprise people are still in Oakland at this point. I know, right? I mean, it was it shit. It was bleak. You know, a bad Oakland is when the when the A is our leaving Oakland. I know when they're like, yeah, we got to get the fuck out of there like we're going to Vegas. We're following the raiders. We got to get the fuck out of this team sucks. So bad. These people suck. We're out of here. You know, I was there. I think the last time I was in Oakland was 2010. So it was an Oakland in 2010 in X. She was she was from that area in the Alameda area. And there's certain parts of it that are beautiful. I know it sounds shocking, right? To say that that Oakland has beautiful parts. And Dan will be able to elaborate more on that. But they were trying at the time, at least in 2010, to clean up the Oakland Alameda area and try to get more people to move there and upscale people and trying to gentrify it. It appears as if they just gave up on that. And they're they're like, we're all good on Oakland. Well, I mean, you know, this so LA County spends $2 billion a year on homeless people to fix the problem. They may as well set that money on fire, right? And there are there's one nice place. There's two nice places in Oakland that are remaining. One is Lake Merritt. Okay, it's the lake. I didn't go there. Yeah, it's nice. The other one is Piedmont where I lived and it's up on a hill and they have their own police force. So it's not technically Oakland. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. But this is just giving up on life. And look, it took the police nine hours. Well, they're busy with this point. What you're going to do is hire some rooftop Koreans. Do you remember Rodney King, should you do those guys with the best? 1992. So these people were just trying to feed their family, obviously. Right, of course. I mean, according to because you need the fucking the register as well. They teach a kid how money works. Sure do because they're definitely going home to families. Try the green light out. Yeah. We're going home to see their sons and daughters. Yeah. But this is like the same shit that happened back in the day. People saw a verdict. They didn't like they thought it was racist. So you know what we're going to do, we're going to tear our own city apart. Because that makes sense. But was there a verdict here that they didn't like? What was this caused by? You know, who knows? What's that other video about next to it, Paul? So is that is that what it looked like afterwards, the before and after? Let's see the after. Yeah, why not? Holy shit. Wow. It left a lot of stuff behind. Sure did. Well, they're picky. Yeah. I'd like original Doritos. A lot of people don't. I mean, if you run through this, all you're doing is giving your people more diabetes, to be honest, email that bullshit. Well, let's let's break this down. So from looking at this video based on the the current law that is in California and correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't have to be over a thousand dollars to be charged with 985 or something like that. Right. So with a with a 76 gas station, I guarantee you, here's what happened. They called, guy called and said, only other looting the story of the Reagan, everything else. They're like, where are you at? 76 gas station. Cool, man. What's going to tally up past a thousand dollars in there? You're going to take some chips, some soda, a few forties, some zigzags. What's the what's the big ticket item in there? That's not, there's no iPhones. There's no nothing like that. And so they're like, well, fuck it. What the fuck are we going to do? You can steal all the swisshers, weights, all of it. That won't tally up to a great. You know, what you could do is set up an L shape ambush and open fire, right? Machine guns on the north side, machine guns on the west side, right? With intersecting fields of fire and everybody fires it roughly straight into the crowd, right? Or why not do this? And I'm asking this, I'm being serious when it says. Oh, I was being serious as well. No, I know. But what happens if you pulled up with just a police car? Because looking at the entrance to that place from that other video and just blocked off the door so no one could get out. That would be really funny. Here's the problem with that. If you were to like, if you were to sneak up and just like throw a bike lock on the door, right? Anything that happened inside there afterwards, you own it. The police do? Yep. You've now detained those people. Yeah, because now they can't get out. Oh, gosh, you got you got you. So if somebody died in there. Somebody dies in there or somebody or yeah, it'd be a George Floyd. So if yeah, exactly. So if you're gonna, if that's the scenario anyways, let's get our money's worth, right? Yeah. I need, I need two 240 Bravo machine guns on each corner. That's that's eight total 240 Bravo machine guns, right? And then just some rifle men in between them. Yeah. And everybody dies. And nothing of value will have been lost. Not one thing. No, including lines. No, that their lives obviously have no value. Exactly. Yeah. Like people who value their own lives don't do shit like that. No. So fuck them. How long would that take? You think to clear out that sort? About 15 seconds. That quick. I mean, so you want to get six to nine round bursts, right? Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, like that, you know, and you want to make the machine guns talk to each other. One goes, one goes, one goes, one goes, you understand. I mean, to be honest, it would only take 15 seconds to kill everybody. But they keep going for a couple of minutes just because it's fun. It's funny. It was, it was me much. What do I saw? And I wanted to ask you this question. I think it was Tim Kennedy who posted it one shot to the head or emptying out the mag. Like, what is it? Um, I mean, ammo is expensive these days. It's more satisfying. Um, one shot to the head is more satisfying to me. I'm a utilitarian. I don't have time for all that bullshit. Okay. Right. Yeah. Thought it asked. Thought it asked. I'd like to see the sheriff from my Polk County, Florida, like import into like Oakland, California, Grady, uh, tell his name, Grady Judd. Who is the guy that we interviewed? He is fantastic. He doesn't eat a sheriff. Yeah. He's, sheriff Joe is not a tactic tactic guy though. He was, he did other stuff. I like to see him there, you know, dress him up. Is he alive still? Oh, yeah. Is he? Yeah, he's still fucking tweets at us sometimes. Okay, good. Cause people were asking and I was like, you know, I don't, I haven't caught up with Sheriff. He's 94. I don't think you'll ever die. Is he, is he similar cut to the Grady Judd? Do you remember that dude with the outdoor prison that made everybody wear a pink fucking shirts and shirts? That's him. That's him. I got it. Okay. Yeah. Give a shit. Uh, next up, you remember those New York City hotels? Well, they're set to easily rake in well over a billion dollars in taxpayer funds for turning their buildings into migrant shelters. We told you this. We told you the date that this story came out that this would fucking happen of the 193 migrant shelters being used by the city to house 65,300 individuals, 153 or nearly 80% are hotels. Motels are ins according to an internal document obtained by the New York Post. New York City is spending on average $160 per hotel room per day, per day, per room, for 65,000 people. Yep. What's the fucking dollar on that? Jesus Christ. Well, I don't know how many of them are families. That's that's 65,000 individuals, but no, you know, they pretend to be family sometimes so they could sneak into our country. So who knows? Yeah. Officials also said some operators though. I've reportedly banked in more than 300 at night per room since migrants first began being bust up from the southern border in spring of 2022. The taxpayer tab for daily migrant shelter costs overall is $352 per household, according to the city through May 31st of the estimated 4.88 billion spent on the migrant crisis. 1.98 billion went toward housing, which includes the cost for the hotels, but also other shelters as sprawling densities have popped up. 2 billion dollars. That's insane dude. 4 people that don't even belong here. No, no, they're always spending money on them. I guarantee you could have flown 65,000 people out of the country for less than 2 billion dollars. Do you feel bad because New York declared itself a sanctuary city, the people that live there know that it's a sanctuary city. They voted for these guys to be there. So what do we feel bad about anymore? There was a listener who wrote into me and said, "Why do you feel bad for these fucking people?" And I was like, "Yeah, I mean, I guess you're right." Well, there's a lot of Republicans that live in New York too. But that are in the city. Yeah, but I would say move. Like, sorry, you're not in the same way that you're not entitled to stay somewhere when the job market, like the coal market dried up. You're going to stay there and protest. No, you got to move and find a new job, man. Like, can you imagine somebody in the 1850s protesting because the gold ran out in the gold mine? Like, sorry, there's no jobs anymore. Well, we're going to fucking protest. Like, all right, well, I won't be here. So I'll see you later. I got to make money for my fucking family, asshole. I'm going to go find some gold. Yeah. So to me, it's the same thing. If you're living in one of these cities now, you got to get the fuck out. That's why you hadn't seen that huge influx down to Florida where you end up seeing all these New York people going down there. Yes. You know, your Republicans and all the other people in Florida having these shirts on that say, you know, don't New York my Florida. How are we going to even start the civil war until people separate themselves geographically? That's what I say. Let's get it moving, guys. I don't say this, but so my parents are in Wilmington. They were in Florida before that in North Carolina because Wilmington's another big city for those guys from New York that are going there. I will say this, according to at least my parents and friends that still live there, the people from New York are pissed off Republicans who are just like, yeah, we can't fucking live here anymore. So they're not voting that way. Luckily, the New Yorkers aren't. Now, the Californians, that's a whole different fucking story. I just don't understand political parties aside how any human could tolerate this tax burden and also just what's going on. I mean, just people, you hear the stories in the in the hotels in New York of people getting raped in the stairwells. Yeah. I don't like this is, they have the National Guard patrolling the fucking subway system to 10,000. The fuck out of here. I don't want to hear any of this shit about New York anymore. I'm not going. I'm not going to Paris. None of these fucking shows. Fuck off, man. I don't blame you. And it's weird because one would think you would look around and be like, man, it never used to be like this here. And then change it, but they're not. Nobody's changing anything. Now everybody seems cool. Like everybody in power seems totally fine with the fact that this anarchy is taking place in their city or as it been, the media is just kind of pressuring everybody to be like, well, if you don't vote like this, you're racist. You're a fucking racist. It almost seems like people are afraid to be called racist rather than just clean up their own fucking cities as far as crime goes, immigrants and all that other shit. Like, it doesn't make your racist to want your neighborhoods to be safe. Well, even for optics sake, if you're like, listen, yeah, I'm, you know, I'm totally cool with what's going down here. That's great. But then secretly you're voting to go, yeah, I gotta get these assholes out of here. And do you know, my conspiracy theory is about the Francine going back to Macron real quick. The Paris Olympics are coming up in two weeks, three weeks tops. I think it's the 27th is when it kicks off. I think Macron made a deal behind the scenes. They just said, all right, Paris is going to be on the world stage for, you know, the next month. I'll go ahead and give you the fucking power and all that other shit because it essentially knocked him out as president. Like, you can't vote or do anything or pass any bills. But it was more important for Paris to feel like they're not having an uprising and people rioting and shit like that, if the right were to take control when they're on the world stage for the Olympics. And that's my genuine thought of behind the scenes. Yeah, they probably got together in those 200 seats that you were talking about Dan. That's how they were able to flip them of like, hey, dude, this is coming up here July 27th. They didn't flip anything. Well, the the the centrist and the liberal parties didn't have the votes to beat the far right party there. And if you look at a map of France, you can see that it's just it looks just like a US map. Now, land doesn't vote. People do, right? Yes. So votes are distributed by people. I don't I'm not. And there's a lot of rural farmland there. France. Yeah, that's quite a bit. However, they didn't have the votes the to win. So they got out the the centrist party got out of the way and let the liberal party run candidates there and the communist party as well. But they got out of the way 200 people, they just pulled their candidates from there just to make sure that they would win. So what the election would have looked like in those jurisdictions is the quote unquote far right party, which is just about immigration. That's all it's about the far right party would have one 33 34% and the other two would have one 25. Right. So instead are the other three would have one 25 give or take or 20 to 25 somewhere there. So instead of that happening, the centrist party and December the liberal party as well got out of the way 200 seats out of the way so that it would take the far right down from 33% down to like 20%. Right. But but but Macron is the centrist party. So he was fine giving up his own fucking party for this not to happen. And my guess is that it was simply because the the world is descending upon France here coming up and it was just like why risk it? I mean, it seems like a bigger risk to let a millions of fucking Muslim immigrants into your country, you would think. But I think the optics of right now, they were willing to punt for a year and figure this the fuck out because like I said earlier, they're not going to be able to do anything in Congress or whatever the fuck they call parliament. And so August of 2025. So you're nuked out everything for an entire year for this one event. Now how many fucking illegals come into the country and all that other shit for the next year? Who knows? I don't know what France's immigration numbers are per day or month or anything like that. Do they release it like the United States releases bears on a monthly basis? I don't know about that. Yeah. Hard to say. What was the thing that went down in France where these people were, was it climate change protesters that were peeing and taking shits in the in the river? Oh, yeah, in the river. Yeah. Where they're going to do the swimming events? Yeah. And France guarantees that the river conditions will be completely fine. Yeah, they are. It looks like Toledo, Ohio right now. I mean, to be fair, I mean, disgusting. I know, right? France is ever really horrible. France has never really been known for being clean. No, smelly Frenchman is kind of a trope, isn't it? But I don't know what American cities are going to do. Like, I don't know how San Francisco is fucked. Yeah. LA's fucked. New York is fucked. Chicago's fucked. Seattle's fucked. Yes. I mean, like badly. Fuck is one thing when people are choosing to move to a different place when fucking major corporations are like, nah, I'm out, son, closing the doors here. Now, when you say fuck, you're meaning in terms of what? In terms of these? I mean, I don't see how you... So, no, well, that'll be part of it, sure. Yeah. But it's like, you any city, and think of a city as independent, right, from anything else, city-state, like Greek-style. It depends on common culture, usually, right, just so people will get along for the most part, because too diverse of a culture becomes a problem. We've seen that all throughout human history. It depends on purchasing power and spending power, right? So, an economy. And if the people who are your tax base flee the fucking play, this is why Atlanta's trying so hard to keep Buckhead in their fucking tax base right now, when they flee, then you experience a recession, right? And if the people who actually work the jobs are gone, then you experience inflation as well, right? Because nobody actually worked that job, so people take their fucking demand outside of that city. So, you're not making money, you don't have the ability to spend money either, and your currency gets devalued. So, I don't know how you come back from that with a bunch of Muslim immigrants, family, or Latin American immigrants, who, for the most part, I don't know, but the Muslim ones come here. They don't assimilate, which is FDR's requirement to come here, by the way. We go back to the great social hero FDR, you could read his speech on if you come here, you got to assimilate. But the Latin American immigrants send their money back home, right? So, they're only providing low wage service, right? And extracting wealth from the population to send to a different country. I don't see how that equation works in the end for those cities to recover, honestly. I don't either, and I'll take where I grew up in Atlanta, going back to our pitiful city there, whatever background that was. I can't argue to that city, I don't know what city that was, I feel bad for them. But I grew up there my entire life, and it's not great. It's never been a great city. You drive down for a game, a Falcons game, or Braves game, or something. Braves moved the fuck out of Atlanta eventually, and they were like, "We're done with this bullshit, but the Falcons are still down there." And the Hawks are down there, and the Hawks have the lowest attendance there is. And they're like, "Oh man, it's because the team is shitty." It's not really because the team is that shitty. You got some fun superstars there. It's not great to go downtown. I've never ever felt safe going downtown in downtown Atlanta, and it's never gotten better over the years. There's one common denominator. You've had Democratic mayors and shit down in that fucking city forever, and it never got better for 40 years. Well, not the Cardinals are always in the top of the attendance, and they are right smack in the middle of downtown St. Louis. The Cardinals. The St. Louis Cardinals, and the Blues too, for that matter. Cardinals have always been pretty fucking good though. What I'm saying is I think it's mostly because the Hawks suck ass, and no one cares about them. You got, she had Trae Young and Devonta Murray. It was fun. It was an exciting time for a lot. Please don't blame the Hawks being ass on Democrats again. I got to blame it on something down there. No, but the city itself is just shitty. Why grew up in Detroit? And it was, you know, for the longest time when people would make fun of a Detroit being, it was just a punchline when they had the city had to file for bankruptcy. Yeah. The city had to file for bankruptcy. But I mean, the infrastructure is built to, you know, house, you know, to hold a million people. Now when you're losing jobs, and all these people start moving out now, you shrink that base from a million people to say 600,000. But you still need police, fire, electric water, all that. Yeah. Roads for a million people. So the balance doesn't fit. Well, nobody wants to live there. The ledger is completely screwed up. Remember they were giving away houses for like five grand? Oh, it was even less than that. There was, there was a guy, a buddy of mine bought a, he bought a couple houses in Detroit. Long story short. What happened to him? Oh, he got his asking. He bought a house in Detroit. And then what he wanted to do was he put up, he bought the house and immediately put up the fencing on the doors and on the windows. Comes back the next day, fence and doors and windows are stolen. Yeah. So he puts up a fence around the house. Comes back the next day, the fence is gone. Hires a security guard to guard the new rails that he put up on the windows and the doors. The next day he comes back. Security guard's not there. And neither are anything. All the shit in the windows is going through. He's like, I'm out. I tried. My wife's best friend from, from LA was like, Oh man, I'm getting out of LA. She didn't have that much money. Right. And she heard about the story they were giving these houses away from five grand. And so she did it. She never had a house before to expensive in Los Angeles. Say she goes with her boyfriend, they got a fucking house. Everything got stripped. Dude, week after week, wire, like copper wire over and over and over and over again. They lasted about two months and they were like, we got to get the fuck out of here. I think I might move to a place like that. You should. So like, just me and a couple of my buddies buy a whole row of houses in a really shitty area and see what happens. So be entertaining to watch her, but that's your paper view. Her boyfriend was ex military. I think you met him when he was there in Wilmington. And she was worried that he was just going to sit by the door and fucking blow people away all night. Yeah, what's the problem with that? I didn't see one either. I didn't see one either. I have a zero opposition to that. Yeah, no. That's where we're at. Now's the point that show we get to the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who has inspired you, or helps you become the person you are today. Derek, who'd you like to give the drink a bro of the week to? I'm going to go with Buddy, you mind who was on your show, Dave Landau? Okay, great. He was a fucking awesome guest. Great, great comedian and just a solid human. He's helped me out a lot, just a great, great, great person. Well, the thing about you guys that I like is you're not only just funny comedians, but you're good on podcasts as well. And a lot of times it just doesn't fucking translate to it. But you've been great and it's been a pleasure to have you today to tell everybody where they can find you on social media. If I'm a man, Derek Richards.com. That's my website. All my social media is attached to that. And I'm going to be in Cherokee, North Carolina at Harris Casino for two weeks back to back, August 7 through 11, and then 18 through the 23rd or something like that. Harris and A.C. Harris in Cherokee, North Carolina in Western North Carolina. It's a homely beautiful casino. Oh my god. Is it really so gorgeous out there? I didn't know. I've never been in the Smoky Mountains. It is an absolutely gorgeous casino. It rivals Vegas casinos in North Carolina. Huge. Goddamn. I know. What's the name of the city? Cherokee. It's literally only a few hours out of Atlanta. Well, a lot of Atlanta people come up there and you're old stomping grounds Greenville, South Carolina. No shit. They get tons of people coming in there for you. Dude, I've never been Matt. So we used to live in North Carolina. Yeah. I miss it. It's a beautiful state. It's great. It really is. I mean, between the beaches and the mountains and everything. But yeah, Harris really has all of it. Look, California is beautiful as well, but it's just going to hell. But Harris. All right. I'm in. I'm in. It's fun. It's a great, great little club over there. You better like sports and shit there? Yes, you can. Get the fuck out of here. It's kind of like in the middle between it's on the reservation. Like Charlotte and Knoxville and Atlanta and Athens, rather not Atlanta. Athens, Georgia? Yeah. It's about an hour west of Asheville. Oh, God, it got it. All right. Shit. All right. Yeah. You're way at the end of the state. Okay. Not very far. Let's see how far it is from my hometown here. From Greenville. Two hours? Yeah. From Greenville. Damn. Yeah. Okay. Fucking Harris, huh? It's great. It's a beautiful casino over there. Yeah. Be it the comedy zone over there. August 7th through 11 and then the following week also. Okay. Derek Richards.com. Awesome, man. Well, I forgot my shirts as unregistered sex offender. Sure does. We sell those on the site. Which is great. Yeah. I saw you walking with that. I'm like, that's that's got to be a big hit when you drive. Walk outside. Drive by the school. Yeah, goodbye. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go pick up my kids from Art Camp. I should wear this one in Portland. See, I don't see what happens. They will look at you and cry. Yeah. Throw a latte at you or something. Well, that would be a mistake. That would be sure would be. Yes. That would be a bad call. Good time to have a podcast. Bad time for America. But we appreciate you tuning in, kids. My God, dude. This is going to buck. It was it was a fake the other night. I said buckle up. This is going to be a long four months coming up. It sure is. It sure is, man. 120 days out from the election, kids. Dan, tell everybody where they can register to vote one more time. I know we've been doing it every day. Vote for America.org. There you go. This election is more important than ever, kids. 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