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Field reporter Hot Boss. And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fake News. Yeah. Welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake News. Everybody bringing you the realest. Fakeist news from over the weekend. This is going to be an absolute banger of a show today. Bombs are getting dropped. Left and right. Left and right. Biscotus here. Biden's going to stay in it. Looks like we got a fun, flirty fucking show today, Anthony. And I feel good about it. You. Oh, look at him. Look at him all pierced up all putting. I wasn't showing him my hat. It says hard R. You finally got him in. Yeah. Now, well, people know they'll ask or they'll start a fight with you either way. I think they're going to think it's a rated R movie. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. It's a double entendre. So it's a good one because you're not really going to know. Are those available on Drinking Bros.com right now? They are. Yeah. As is Bob, just go to Drinking Bros.com. We got a couple new things. This this hat that I'm wearing right now is custom. So we've got this shirt. Yeah. There's AF out. This is a fuck Joe Biden 2024 in a Texas license plate. Oh, that's dope. That's also going to be in a patch hat here pretty soon. Go back. That's a great one. And then obviously, there's the QR code that goes to a fuck Joe Biden page. You probably can't get to it from there, but I sent you the link last week. Yeah. I'm a big fan of that one. And then we also have Bob, if you go in. This is a classy one. This is probably one of the classiest products we've ever made. We have a go to new products. There you go. You got the hard R there. Fuck all the FBI stuff. Keep going down. Keep scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. You're in hats now. Go back to the main page. Or just click shop all right there. And then yeah, click shop now. Shop now. And then it's new old. Keep scrolling. There we go. So we've got these Fourth of July bundles. They include a shirt. Two of them have new hats that we haven't released before. And then all of them include one of these. Look at me. Yeah. This is a fucking whiskey stone set. So inside of it, there are these stones. You freeze them. You put them in your whiskey. It doesn't dilute it. There you go. You can see it on the screen now. It's fucking odd. This is probably the classiest thing we've ever made in the history of our company. And then one of them also has those hard, hard AF, what do you call it? Coasters that were in the bro box a couple of months ago. In case you want to pick up some more of those, those are limited. There's only 30 of those bundles left. So get them while you can soon while the getting's good over there. And those coasters are bomb. So you can buy the coasters or you can buy the Fourth of July bundle. It's going to be 15% off the total price. Yeah. So that's nice. For the fourth, you know. Yeah. Go order it for the fourth. Yeah. And if you go by the way, this one is a, we're getting close to a milestone on Patreon. Are we? Yeah. So if we hit our milestone, if you're out there, if you're an audio only listener, if we hit our milestone by, let's say, next week, we're going to give one of these away to somebody that's a Patreon subscriber. Oh, hell yeah. The end. Yeah, that's awesome. What is the milestone? It's a 5,000. Yeah. Have we crossed the 5,000 mark on Patreon? We're very close. Okay. That would be fucking rad. Yeah. Because YouTube is dog shit. What do we get to subscribers in the last like nine days or something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. It's nuts. We're also trying to figure out about going live on Twitter live on Twitter more as well. Yeah. We're big, we're big fans of that. And a lot of you guys are as well. I know we're going to be doing sports live on Twitter as well coming up here. And then Ryan Mills going to give him a quick shout out deep L.M. in Dallas serving hard AF seltzer. And then three links to having a dildo race on July 15th, which is nice. Reno's chop shop saloon, specs in troop Texas. East of Dallas has got hard AF seltzer. Cheers, Ryan love to hear from you. All right. It's Monday. You know the rules. We always start off with the memes. Anthony, what do we got up first here? Oh boy. This person's called Rosa. Rosa. All right. I know where this is. Rosa. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Bobby, want to read aloud there? There's an ad for I just civil rights in general, I guess I don't think it's a show. No, it's a documentary about Rosa Parks by HBO Max there. No, no, no, that max up top. That's the bus, I think. Really? Yeah, I think that's the transit system. Tough call. Whenever you rename your network from HBO that we all know and love for 45 years to max. It just says honoring Rosa Parks. Yeah, I think it's just like a nice little thing there. But what's the caption say? The caption says still ended up on the back of the bus, huh? Because it is on in fact. Sure did. The back of the bus. Sure did. Sorry, Rosa. Sorry about that. No one cares. No one cares about history. Anyway, well, you don't want to advertise on the front of the bus because only people who are about to die are going to see it. True. Or anybody looking in the rear of your mirror. I wouldn't recommend that. Yeah, I wouldn't either. I mean, that's why ambulance is spelled backwards on an ambulance, you know, sure is. This one next one's called worst shirts. It's a little sketch that I thought was funny. Okay. Worst shirts. Who is this? Who's the group? I don't know, Bob. Cool guys dot online. Beautiful. Love cool guys dot online. Ready to go? Let's go. Yep, let's head on. Can't read that. What? What up? A shirt that says I hate women. It doesn't say that. What are you talking about? It says, well, I hate when women are unfairly marginalized. Hashtag feminine. But the font is so much. I couldn't forget the font tool on the website. Yo, you guys ready to go? Yep, we're heading out. You cannot wear that to the airport. What shorts? I mean, it's gonna be hot out. I know it's not. Are sure this is I have a bomb? No, it says I have a bomb asked friend named Sven and he bought me this shirt. Yeah, but that's gonna be a huge problem and like security. Do you look Sven's face? They know how to read. All right, Ben, let's go. Come on Ryan. Go over here. Yeah, let's head out. Go. There's not a small font on that shirt. That's a bad one. Say your band for making shirts. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sven's been making shirts. Oh, okay. Maybe he's. My birthday. It's my birthday. I was my birthday. I like they're going to the airport. That's a great one. Yeah, that's a great sketch. Not bad. Yeah. How many of those guys will follow? Yeah, how many followers this guy's up? Let's see. 123,000. Good. Shit. Good for them. They're doing well. Fucking follow. Um, there's nothing. It's called Ukrainian workout. Okay. Ukrainian workouts. Yeah. Read the tapping ball. I think they can kill. All right, ladies in on one, two, three, get that last one up over head. Beautiful. There we go. Okay, guys, hey, stay focused. Stay with me here. Don't worry about all that. All right. This is our time. Okay. Yes. Technically, the city is under attack, but you know what we're going to attack? Our glutes. Let's go down into those squats. Let's go. There we go. Yes. The city's on fire, but we need these buns on fire. Okay. Ask to grasp people. Let's go. One more. Jessa being bombed and Ukrainians are doing a spin class on the rooftop. Hot ass Ukrainians. Is that real? By the way, on the Ukrainians? Yes. No, that happened. Yeah. Life doesn't stop because there's a war. That's true. It really doesn't. You got to push it to the max. And those ladies are lovely. Push it to the limit. Good for them. Push it to. We got it next. Uh, what pilots see? What pilots see? All right. Read the caption, Bob. Uh, this is exactly what pilots see and oh my God, it's so beautiful. It is nice. Uh, we all knew that was coming, didn't we? If you didn't, you may be a first time on the show. Or a first time subscriber to Patreon. If you didn't know another 9/11 joke wasn't coming, that's that's on you. Uh, this one's called mind bad. Mind bad. Mind? Okay. Bad. Mind bad. Yeah. All right. Minecraft not mind comp is the, uh, caption says when grandpa gets it wrong. And that's going to happen. You know, grandpa is going to get it wrong from time to time. I'm going to have to read the translation because it's going to speak to you. What the hell is that? I'm going to make sure it's mind bad and why. But he bought him a copy of mind comp. It's a five-year-old. Yeah. And he apparently the five-year-old asked the Minecraft, or Christmas, and the grandfather got a mind conference set. Yeah. And they're German. It appears that dad is like freaking out like that. Yeah, because you can go to jail for that. In Germany right now, you definitely can. Not right now since fucking forever. Yeah. But I, a bunch of people just went in and over the weekend because they had elections and they were holding up Nazi signs at a fucking thing. Yeah. Which look good for them. Did Hitler ever sign any of those? We have a signed copy of mind comp. And if so, what's that going for? What's what you reckon that's going for out there, Bob? Google signed copy, mind comp. Is that my computer? Yes. All right. Well, fuck you. I'm going to do this. Too late. Too late. Yeah, you can get it only for 17,000. You have 17,000 pounds. Here's one for 64,000. Is it verified? Who is that? Is that NBC? This is NBC news from 2014. No shit. I'd fucking buy that. I mean, just to have it, right? Yeah. Just so I could start. It's a part of his forging a signature on stuff. Well, it's a part of history. Volumes of mind comp from the 1930s are common, but a copy signed by the author is rare. I don't know that. You know what I like is that song. Same here. I don't know what they're saying, but it got me all jazzed up. Me neither. Does it say they were at Barnes and Noble? Where did he sign it? Was he at a Barnes and Noble or was he at a booknoke or something like that? Barnes sounds kind of bagily. It probably wasn't there. No, it probably wasn't there. Either way, if you got the money, it's a fun conversation starter at a dinner. Oh, hey, would you like to see mine cop? I've got a copy of signed copy of mind comp here. I'd fucking yeah. I'd say I'm here. I'd be like, oh, yeah, let me see it. You're telling me if Xi Jinping or Putin or somebody showed up to do a book sign, you wouldn't show him get a book sign? I would. For like 50 bucks? Yeah. Of course you would. This next was called got him. Got him. If you can answer one question for me, I'll give you 500 bucks. What's your biggest regret in life? I've been driving. I made it out. I lost the children car, bro. Yeah, I wish I could take it back, man. Oh, man, you were serious? Yes. Man, I'm in the street. I'm homeless, bro. You don't know what this could do for me, man. New at six north, Adelboro, police arrest a man making purchases at Target with counterfeit money. Hey, brother. Oh, that's a great one. So there you go, folks. Racism. Well, it's not racist. No, no, it's fine counterfeit money. Give it to crackheads and then just watch the news. I just meant the racism was that that particular gentleman was black. How is that racist? He could have given it to a white guy, too, I guess, you know. What difference does that make? Well, it makes all the difference. I don't think it makes any difference. You just injecting race into a thing that had not to do with it. Talking about the death of George Floyd, if you're not on Patreon, by the way. Fuck George Floyd. That's why he's subscribed. This last one, this might be the most racist meme we've ever played. It's not a video. It's a picture. But it made me laugh. My mom, oh, deed, so you could get to stay up late. I don't know why. I don't know why it made me laugh so hard. I saw another one that I forgot to add in here and it was like, God, something about somebody being lactose intolerance because, yeah, because your dad never came back with the milk or something. I don't remember. Oh, these are great. So these all you were listeners submitted here. Um, it's a mix. Sometimes I like I get sent so many of them now that my my Instagram feed especially is filled. It's all kind of it's all shit like this. Okay. Not my explore page, but my feed is nothing but this. Well, as well it should be. Yeah, you know, congratulations. Top story of the news this week. Trump has natural immunity. The Supreme Court on Monday ruled for the first time that former presidents have brought immunity from prosecution, extending the delay in the Washington criminal case against Donald John Trump on charges. He plotted to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss and all but ending prospects the former president could be tried before the November election and a historic 6-3 ruling the court's conservative majority, including the three justices appointed by Trump, narrowed the case against him and returned it to the trial court to determine what is left of special counsel, Jack Smith's indictment. The court's decision is a second major Trump case. Win this term along with ruling rejecting efforts to bar him from the ballots because of his actions following the 2020 election underscores the role of that justices are playing in the November election. The court last week also limited an obstruction charge faced by Trump and used against hundreds of his supporters who stormed the Capitol on January 6th. So what it says here is under constitutional structure of separated powers, the nature of the presidential power and titles of former president to absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for actions within his conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority. Chief Justice John Roberts wrote for the court and he is entitled to at least presumptive immunity from prosecution for all his official acts. There is no immunity for unofficial acts. So is the unofficial acts then going back to the lower court? Is that what that is? No, it's going back to the lower court to determine if there were any unofficial acts. So like making a phone call to somebody and saying find me 12,000 votes, which is Trump saying I know they're out there, find them, not go make them up, obviously, but that's up for interpretation, I suppose. Something like that maybe, but anything else you did, it's unprosecutable essentially is what they're saying. And not just for Trump, by the way, for any president. Yes. And the left is losing their fucking minds over this, especially Sotomayor, who is the, I think she's the dumbest member of the Supreme Court. So Bob, I sent this to you. Do you have heard dissension? Yeah. What it read regarding SEAL Team Six? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she says this is in her dissent. The president of the United States is the most powerful person in the country and possibly the world when he uses official powers in any way under the majority's reasoning. He will now be insulated from criminal prosecution, which is again, already, already not true. And an official act, yeah, an official act is something is a right enumerated to the president by the Constitution. Nothing else, right? She goes on to say, if he orders Navy's SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival, immune, organize the military to sending coup to hold on to power, immune. Well, no, positive comment on us prevents the president from deploying U.S. troops on American soil. So that wouldn't be an official act. And it wouldn't be protected by this ruling. The U.S. Constitution does not grant the president the right to assassinate anyone, including foreign rivals, by the way, like foreign heads of state, you can, you can kill people, you can't, our U.S. law prevents us from assassinating a foreign leader. Yeah, a lot of people will know that for some reason, but that's true. And it also doesn't give the president the right to stage a coup, right? So, I mean, I don't understand what she's talking about. One of the nine people that we've chosen to adjudicate the law that reigns over 350 million people doesn't understand basic constitutional law. She is a DEI hire, right? And it shouldn't be, should be no surprise, I suppose, because the other DEI hire in the court doesn't know what a fucking woman is. Yeah. Kenji, Kenji Brown, Jackson, by the way, it was your guy, your guy, who used a drone strike to assassinate an American citizen, Anwar Al-Aulaki. And just to be clear, it was your guy that did that. But here's the other thing, going back, because I tweeted this, it's Eric Holder earlier, who said this is unconstitutional, and they're destroying our democracy and constitution. We don't have a democracy. This look, dude, you could go back to every single president in the history of our country and prosecute them for a crime that they committed. Bush, and the weapons of mass destruction, Clinton fucking first Bush, like every one of them, you could go back and do this. I called this the day that this came out a fucking year ago on the show. He was a current sending president on January 6th. That's it. End of story. So I don't know what everybody's up in arms over. The other thing too, is on the democratic side, let's say with the immigration crisis that's going on right now, if Lake and Riley's parents, if this didn't exist, Lake and Riley's parents could sue Biden for, hey, you killed my fucking daughter by leaving the border open and not doing a great job at it. You would be open to a million fucking lawsuits as president of the United States, and no one would ever want that job. So yeah, we all knew this was going to happen, but the meltdown that is going on right now, bring up AOC, if you bring up her Twitter. So she's announced that after the 4th of July holiday, she's going to file articles of impeachment against the Supreme Court. So my knowledge, this has never happened. No, no history. I don't think, um, you know what? Actually, I do think three justices have faced articles of impeachment. Did I read that? At any rate, Mike Johnson is the fucking speaker of the house. He decides what comes to the floor. So that'll never, she, she can write it all she wants. Nobody's ever going to see it unless she publishes it on fucking Twitter. What did she post on? Could you read her tweet Bob? The Supreme Court has become consumed by a corruption crisis beyond its control. Today's ruling represents an assault on American democracy. It's up to Congress to defend our nation from this authoritarian capture. I attend on filing articles of impeachment upon our return. Uh, Justice has been impeached before. Yeah, in 1805, uh, 1805. Was it because of the Alien and Sedition Act? Because that was 1803, I think. Was he selling Laudnam out of the back of a, an old rusty wagon? Well, that was all legal at that time. Oh, it was okay. Good. I wish it was legal now, brother. Let part, it just says on the grounds of letting his partisan leanings affect his court decisions, but he was acquitted by the Senate and remained in office. He's the only one to have been impeached. There might have been other articles of impeachment, uh, brought up over the years. I have to find that. Um, so, so do my or also said that this makes Trump a king. Uh, the president is now a king, not Trump. She didn't say his name. And every use of official power, the president is now a king above the law and every use of official power. Yeah. Yeah. So we're police, by the way. Yep. Qualified immunity. It's called, like, as long as they don't commit a crime, if they're doing something that's, uh, uh, the difference here, I suppose is that the president in his official capacity doing something, if he makes a mistake, it's not a crime. That's that's, and this has always been the case. The president has always had qualified immunity. No one's ever tried to try the president with a crime before, until now, right, ever in history, this country. Um, also the president is not a king because just wait a couple of years and you can vote for somebody else or you can fucking have Congress impeach him. There's, there's 535 additional people who can say, you know what, this guy's gone over the edge and we can fucking get out and get them out of here. Now, why do you think they don't want to wait? Wait, Ken and it had a fucking meltdown on Thursday night and they know he ain't getting back in there. So I think the Democrats themselves, AOC, included here realized they're fucked. They're going to get desperate. They're going to, they're going to try really hard. It's going to get bad. They're going to try really hard to expand the court now. They're going to try to want to expand the court too. Here's where it's going to get worse. Let's say Biden stays in and we'll get to that story after this. Let's say Biden stays in, and in this race Trump beats him like we all assume he's going to here and then he's up to probably two more justices. How old is Sotomayor? I know they were trying to get her to fucking leave. She's like 64. She's not old. She's not the old. She's 70 actually. 70. Now she did have a meeting, same one that RBG had back in the day and they said, hey, can we get you out of here because we got the Senate and we got the president and we can, we can install a younger democratic Supreme Court justice and she said, no, I love the job. I want to stay. It's Kagan who's 64. Okay. But she said, no, I want to stay and Clarence Thomas, on the other hand, has hung Allen. He wants to retire, but he's waiting for a Republican to get in there. So Trump could put another fucking person in there fucking two weeks in if he wants to coming up. So it's going to get fucking bad out there and I'll kindly remind you what I said five years ago on this goddamn show. When you start doing this, this, this fucking impeachment bullshit, like you did with Trump and I go, congratulations, dude, you just set the standard for what's going to happen for the rest of the every fucking president and everybody else who comes in. It's all everybody's want to do on both sides is impeach and peach and peach. It's all a colossal fucking waste of time. Nobody's ever left. No one's ever left. Yeah. I mean, if it's me and I'm the repubes, I impeach so to my or as soon as you get back into power for this for the same thing that dude got impeached for if you take the if you take the house in the Senate and peach or get her out of the replacer. Yeah. Right. But there that's not going to happen. I don't think they're going to take both frankly, but now let's go let's let me go extreme with you if I may here. Are the Republicans projected to win the Senate in this upcoming 2024 presidential election here? I don't think so because I don't think Justin Amish has any chance of winning in Michigan. I think he's down by like 15 points right now. So we're at Michigan and Michigan. Yeah. And that was one of the ones that was up for grabs. I think let's see. The Democrats need to win. They must win two toss up races and states that Trump won to maintain control of the Senate. Okay. Because if so, then this is a moot point. Let's say the Republicans don't have the number in the Senate and Trump can't get his justices in anyways, right? Oh, maybe. How you would need you would need 51. They're not going to. It would be unprecedented to for a full four year term to box them out. That's not going to happen. Okay. I mean they maybe they tried it, but I don't know. I've never heard anything like that. And by the way to put a bow on this story, this will now go back to the lower court where it's that Tanya Chutkin bitch who's on there. And I fucking hate this cunt more than life itself. So you can bet your sweet ass. She will sit there and try to pick apart this whole thing to try to put something together out of this cobble together something to try them with. But at that point, it's going to be too late. Election's going to be over. And thanks for playing there. So big, big ruling today, but not unexpected, in my opinion. Next up, Biden family and staff hid his medical defectiveness for years. According to Axios, only way President Biden steps aside, despite his debate debacle, is if the same small group of lifelong loyalists who enabled this guy to run. I'm sorry, just a minute. Sure. It looks, I think, a guy I've had on the show, Tim Shee, former Navy SEAL in Montana. It looks like he's going to unseat John Tester. So that means if Trump wins the election, they will have the Senate as well. Okay, because I know Kerry Lakes in a toss up race down in Arizona. She wins because that's Kristen Sinema's Open Seat, Kirsten Sinema, obviously his name, her name. Yeah, if they win either of those two seats in Trump wins, they have the Senate. They win both. It doesn't matter who wins a presidency, they have to send it. Okay. Sorry. So yeah, you could really do some damage there. That ends up happening. But yeah, back to Biden, he met with his family as well this weekend, which we'll get to in a second. But Axios is reporting that he doesn't want to step aside, and it's the same group of lifelong loyalists who enabled him to run. And shockingly, now they decide that it's time for him to call it quits. But it turns out they've been hiding him for years behind the scenes including Dr. Jill Biden. Jill Biden, Valerie Biden, his younger sister, Ted Kaufman, who's 85. He's been his longtime friend and advisor that sounds kind of gay. Fuck buddy. Plus a small band of White House advisors are the only Biden deciders is what they said. Now if you read the press the last few days, it seems like Hunter was the guy who was most adamant about Joe staying in the race probably so we can commute his sentence. I at some point, right? And keep getting allowance. So this is what Axios, which is not, by the way, a repute. That's super left. Yeah, they refer to it as the Biden oligarchy. And it's this group of people who have been, he's been out front as the lightning rod, kind of like Carado Soprano and the Sopranos, while fucking Tony's been running the show. The question is, who exactly is Tony? Because it's not Jill, right? And it's not fucking Valerie and it's not Ted Kaufman. It's Barack Obama, frankly, right? I think everybody knows that. But this oligarchy has been kind of in charge of Biden for years now, apparently. They've been hiding him from everybody. Yes. Um, Jill, like, Jill, especially according to Axios, this is Axios saying this not me. According to Axios, Jill hides him from reporters from other White House staffers outside of their fucking core group, everybody just denies access to them. Like, oh, if you need to talk to him, you can talk to me. That's not constitutional. She has no authority to be a fucking go between between the president and American citizens, right? This has happened before, by the way. Nancy Reagan did it for Ronald Reagan at the second term towards the end of that second term, those last two years. Well, more famously, it was Edith Wilson. Will Joel Wilson's wife, he was basically dead. And she took over the presidency. No shit. I didn't know about that. No. Good for them, dude. Good for Woody. Um, if Biden stays in, so also according to reports, Hunter was the most adamant that Joe stay in the race and the family claims Joe ultimately made the decision on his own to stay. Come on. He's like, Hey, Joe, uh, if you, if you keep running for president, we'll get you some ice cream. Like, we'll look in and do it. Yeah. Hey, grandpa. That's how that went. Do you want some ice cream? If Biden stays in, it's for the same reason he decided to run again. He and the oligarchy believe he has a much better chance of beating Trump than Harris does, which is, that's an absolute fact. That is true. Now that is true by actually all of this sounds true. Even though if you look at the polling from CBS news, their UGov poll that they run, which is a slightly left leading poll, but it's, it's okay. Yeah. Um, 64% of registered Democrats don't want him to run again, which is fucking crazy. Yep. That doesn't mean they're going to vote for Trump or anything, but, um, this comes after the disaster debate you saw us cover the other day. His close aides have, uh, according to Axios, his close aides, the people we mentioned before have shielded him from people inside and outside the White House since the beginning of his presidency, the intermittent access has resulted in many current and former White House aides being shocked at the 81 year olds limitations at the debate. So people that work at the White House saw the debate and they're like, what the fuck? Because they've, they hit him in the basement for all of 2020, except for two times when they pumped him full of drugs and threw him out on stage. Yes. And you, how often do you see him in public? Just tripping up and down the stairs, right? Um, current and former, former White House aides report feeling whiplash and are now questioning whether Biden could even fulfill a second term. Um, it's time for Joe to go. That's what Chandler West, the White House deputy director of photography from January 2001 to May 2002, wrote an Instagram, uh, story. Yeah, no shit. I mean, you're the one that fucking photographed him falling down for three years or two years, whatever how long it was. Come on, man, you knew this was the case. Um, it's wild as hell, man. It really is. And I think that's why they're going to press this law fair bullshit against Trump, even harder now, because they know now that it's the last chance they had. That's it. And the campaign is going to shift now. They're going to, the Biden campaign is now become about two things. One, obfuscating his fucking mental decline, which is not going to work. They, and I think they know it's not going to work. The other thing is, this Supreme Court ruling today, the immunity ruling, their entire campaign is now going to become about how if you vote for fucking Trump or if you don't vote for Biden, because nobody's voting for Biden, people are voting against Trump or whatever. Correct. Um, all these insane leftists are way more likely to vote for Trump to go to jail than for any political candidate. They don't give a fuck about the country. They don't care. Anything goes, all they care about is putting bad man, bad orange man in jail, because he's become the effigy for everything that's wrong in life because they're stupid and they watch cable news all the time. Dan, we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, go to spit.com/drinkinbroze. I'd love to tell you that they got a huge fourth of July sale right now, but they've just got a huge life sale right now for the whole fucking company. Everything's 50% off at go spit.com/drinkinbroze. All of it, mattresses, pillow sheets, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, mattresses for RVs, massage toppers. They're all 50% off. Load up the carts as high as it'll go. Pop in the promo code drinking bros and check out that'll get you 50% off everything. Doesn't matter if it's 200 items in there. 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But it's interesting to see the media over the last week and Bob, I just sent you this clip on Twitter. I was watching Face The Nation yesterday morning. We'll start with the bottom one first because that led off the show. This is a Democratic hopeful. Could you read his name? This guy? Yes. He looks like a fucking lizard person. Yeah. He's Governor Moore Westmore from Maryland from Maryland. I haven't heard of this guy. So he's a rising young guy in within the campaign party. And last week or yes, on yesterday's show, we showed you Anderson Cooper starting to go hard after Kamala Harris. Face The Nation is a super, super left show. They're now attacking the Democrats for allowing this to continue. Go ahead and play this video. Are you confident that the only person, the only Democrat in America that could meet beat Donald Trump is Joe Biden? Joe Biden is our nominee. Have no idea. Joe Biden is our leader. And Joe Biden has earned and Joe Biden deserves the confidence, the respect, and frankly, the partnership that we now have to provide to him. And so I will be in Chicago. I will proudly be supporting the president in Chicago. I will work through November to make sure he gets reelected. So yes, I do think that President Biden has earned the respect of Democrats and Joe Biden is going to be our leader going forward. So the media is super fucking pissed off by everything that's that's going on right now. They should be and so should the rest of the nation to be honest with you here. But as they're pressing all of these guys later on in this interview, she goes on to ask him, you're a young guy out doing these speeches in Wisconsin. I think I was in Milwaukee at that time. And they said, she goes, why isn't this Joe Biden? And nobody has an answer. Obviously, all these fucking people are running cover for him and doing these events and everything else. But to your point earlier, I don't know who that guy is. Like, I've heard his name. I've seen his face a couple times, but you put him out in the middle of Milwaukee to give a speech that President Joe Biden is supposed to make. How is that going to get the base fired up when your candidate isn't even there? So it just doesn't make any sense to me. Now play this next clip, Bob. We begin this morning with reaction to the first presidential debate of 2024. Our polling unit asked voters how they view the candidates now, including their cognitive health. The results are not encouraging for the president. The number of voters who say President Biden has the cognitive ability to serve has dropped from 35% earlier this month to 27% after the debate. CBS began asking voters that question last September. Nearly three quarters of all registered voters now say he shouldn't be running. And nearly half of Democrats say he shouldn't remain the nominee, an extraordinary number for an incumbent who didn't face a competitive primary. So you can end it there. Leading off your show with this 75% of America doesn't believe that mentally he is fit to to be able to be president for his second term. And you meet with your family this weekend and the other 85 year old dude you play pickleball with or whatever the fuck it is you do together. And you all come up with the same decision of like, yeah, man, we got a shot at this. Let's do it. Yeah, this could be why, I mean, one of the reasons they've been gaslit by their own side so much about everything right about Trump's a Nazi fucking he said this and this and this and there's still people on in the media still politicians out there saying, Oh, Charlottesville racism, Joe Biden said at the goddamn debate, even though that's been debunked a million times over climate change. Do you know how many states have experienced their hottest day since World War II? No, 10. 20% of the states in the United States have experienced their hottest day. And the last 70 fucking years, no, 70 years. It's been 70 fucking years, which by the way, was around the time which we started tracking climate and the way that we do today. So for the entire time, they still haven't fucking even come close to their hottest day ever. It's a fucking scam. Oh, hurricane happened in June. We're all gonna die. No, they've been gaslit so much by their own side about fucking everything about Hillary Clinton being a great candidate, even though she was pro Iraq war, pro Afghanistan war, pro Patriot act pro tarp fucking went after everybody that her husband raped. She was fucking anti marriage equality, all the things that they hated. Like, Oh, she's the single most qualified candidate for president history. They've been gaslit so hard that now they're literally losing their fucking minds. Because it's like telling a fucking child that Santa Claus doesn't exist, but you waited until he's 35 years old. And they're fucking losing it. Go to bow tide ranger on Twitter, Bob really quick. I love that username. I don't even know what that is. I don't know what bow tide ranger does. He's a ranger that wears a bow tie army ranger. Yeah, bow tide ranger. See those tweets right there? These are from leftists today after the Supreme Court thing. Aaron Ruppar, you've heard of him? Oh, yeah. So every one of these people who are like big time lefty people on Twitter are saying that Joe Biden should use this new ruling somehow to keep Trump from getting elected. One of them says drone strike him. One of them says to take whatever action necessary, use the military if you have to to stop Trump from becoming president. It's wild. There was a guy for BBC who live on air said it's somebody it's time for somebody to assassinate Donald Trump, which he's obviously taking a lot of heat for this. And what what exactly are they concerned about the Abraham Accords? I don't know. I don't know. Take all the for the first time in history since 1948 since Israel became an official state to make peace deals between the richest countries in the Muslim world who who whose leaders are trying to for the most part modernize them, but they can't because all their people are crazy, right? To actually drag the Muslim world and our main source of oil, although it shouldn't be, but it is into into modernity. Is that what they're afraid of? It's all about money. It has nothing to do with anything real because he's not fucking right. He's as racist as anybody else, right? Or is it the record low unemployment for black people? Or is that did that make them mad? Maybe because then you're not getting the black vote. If they actually figure out that they don't need to be on the government tent, and they're like, hey, I get a fucking sweet job out of here. It really just is the Trump derangement syndrome. People have lost their fucking mind so much and maybe they never did. Maybe these leftists never cared about liberty or any of this shit. Maybe they never cared about the country. They just want it my way right away now, like Burger King says, right? That's just it's the American first principles don't mean anything anymore, which would make a lot of sense considering they believe in this CRT DEI Project 1619 bullshit. America is intrinsically evil. We got to take it back from white men. Like, all right, cool. Well, if you want to fight a war, let's fucking do this. But I just there's a lot of rhetoric on Twitter right now from a lot of people who have never been in a fist fight in their life, much less a gunfight. And I think it's a later Aaron Rupar. The only thing he's fighting is his own sexuality. He's fighting the urge to chug semen right from the tap. He fought the door in that closet. He's been in for years and still losing that battle. In regards to Burger King, if we are going to have a king, I would I would really want it to be him. There's something about people wearing Burger King crowns on on but on planes now. Is that have you noticed that? I never seen that before. I fly a lot. The other wearing Burger King. Look, you we you see the head. I know we got one in the back. That's what I'm talking about. There's a there's some kind of meme about fucking people wearing Burger King hat crowns on. I like it. I'm in. I do it. I'll do it on our next flight. I think drinking bros should buy out an entire flight. Right? 140 to 180 drinking bros. We all get on the same flight. Book it like a year from now. So it's empty or whatever. And we all do something crazy. So we don't have to do it on Southwest. Oh, yeah, they don't care. It's Oh, no. I mean, JetBlue, we could do it too. They don't give a fuck. Jet, JetBlue is not bad. Okay, I haven't flown in a while on JetBlue. But we all show up dress like fucking kings or whatever. Do it or just dress like Middle Eastern dictators like that fucking stupid movie Borat Man. We all carry briefcase. Yeah, briefcases. That'd be fucking great. But yeah, all of this shit is only going to continue escalate ramp up. And it was one night. Quick reminders. Just one night that set all of this off. Oh, fuck. Yeah, well, I mean, so Biden's behavior has stunned so many in the White House, in part because Biden's closest aides, who are not his employees, by the way, Jill Biden's top aide, Anthony Bernal, and her deputy chief of staff and a Tamash Thomasini. They're the ones that have been cordoning off Joe from everybody, not even people that are that work for it, not his chief of staff. Yeah, like two other people that work for Jill, which does play into that idea that Jill's been trying to hold on to power to be honest. I don't know how much I believe that until I read this story. So they've like, they served the first like the resident staff was selected, apparently, specifically to keep people out of that area. So in the mansion part, not the not the West Wing where the politics happens, but the living quarters. They just don't let anybody over there so protective of the president. And then Anthony just protects her and they often wouldn't let us do anything for them. A former resident's official said, the separation between the family and the resident staff was so big, so divided, it's not supposed to be and usually isn't even in the Trump White House. This is all like, this all seems very criminal, but not shocking. No, not shocking at all. Today wasn't a great look for Dr. Jill either. Bob, you can pull up the cover of Vogue magazine. I put her on the cover today for the fourth time. And after all of these reports are coming out about Jill wanting to to hold on to power here, was this the best move that you thought? Hey, let's drop the magazine with her on it today. We will decide our future is the quote. I think actually America is going to decide its future. You stupid bitch. I think she means now, right now, as far as the election goes, we're going to decide our future as a family. My subscription ran out to Vogue. So I won't be able to be a fucking family of fucking losers. So yeah, dude, it's it appears as if, you know, pop up this pick one more time. This appears as if this is her, but why? Does she fancy herself like a Nancy Reagan or like I'm being genuine? Like behind the scenes? Yeah, I mean, look, if I didn't really know much about her and that meme has been going around of her screaming now over and over again, like she's got lady. She's Greg from Succession. No talent, no skills, no education, nothing. Just a fucking dummy politically speaking. She has and she's never held office. She's never been an employee of government or nothing. Never done shit except for suck his old dick. That's the closest she's ever got to fucking government. And she's been around it for so long. She's like, oh, I can government. Hell yeah. Hey, this is like, you know what it really is? It's like a fucking major in the army. And his fat wife thinks she's a major too. Well, listen up, fatty. You're nothing. Cunt, we will decide our future. That's the quote you wanted on the cover today of all days during all this shit. Okay, Jill, why don't you just run for president then, you know, Joe steps down. Can you can you just put your wife up there, I guess? No, yeah, I mean, look, here's what go to Tucker's Twitter. I don't know how much of this is believable or not, frankly, you know, you never know to be honest because Bill O'Reilly midday yesterday was like, I've got an on good authority. The Biden's are dropping out of the race like now you don't know you don't know. Maybe you don't. They just lied. But that's end so-called insiders pretend to have information all the time and they're almost always wrong. I can't ever trust them. Yeah. So you can read what Tucker said there from an unusually good source. Obama's tweet supporting Joe Biden was disingenuous in private. Obama is telling people Biden can't win and he is therefore in favor of an open convention. Obama will not say who he supports nor as of yesterday afternoon had he met personally with Biden to deliver the message relations between the Obamas and Biden's have never been warm at times. They've been hostile, but recently they've deteriorated further, mostly due to Jill Biden. In the hours and days after the debate, she kept her husband cloistered away from anyone who might convince him to drop out. Jill is the driving force behind her husband's reelection campaign just as she was in 2020 when other members of the family, including Biden's sister, Val, considered him too impaired to run. The next generation of potential Democratic candidates understands all this as an opportunity and they're circling, particularly Gretchen Whitmer, who is promoting herself aggressively. Huh. That doesn't sound too far-fetched to me. I've heard her name come up multiple times in the last few days. Her, Gavin Newsom, and, you know, they all want Michelle, but I don't think she wants to do it. But Gretchen Whitmer, have fun. Is she likable in Michigan? Well, I mean, it's going to come up that she helped the FBI set up a bunch of dudes. By the way, all those dudes got released. Yeah, they did. I remember that. But is she even likable in her own state? I know she'd won. I don't know. I mean, Michigan's not a red state, so... It's not. Yeah, but it is. It's a union state, though. So if you cozy up to the union enough, you can usually get elected there unless you do something stupid. She won by... Let me check what she won by. Her last polling was four points above the guy she ran against. Hold on. Okay. And is she up for it again here this fall? She just won in 2022. So no, she would be, I think, probably 26. Okay. So, yeah, the fine, I guess, who you're putting up is VP with her. Go to Judge. Gavin Newsom. So she won by... Oh, she won by... She won her election by 11 points. Okay. So that's a lot. Who was the guy? Do we know? It was a woman. Tutor, Tutor, Nick Dixon. What? She's just a fucking random political commentator. Nobody. They didn't run a real candidate because they didn't think they could win. Did they run their own Carrie Lake? Was she a newsperson? Yeah, pull up a picture at Tutor. I've never heard of a female. No, she wasn't in the media until 2018. She was in business before. She just talked shit about Muslims. That's it. That's like her fucking claim to fame as she talks shit about Muslims. Dude, is this... Oh, let's see a medium shot of her, Bob. Come on, man. We don't just pop that up and not see what she's working with, just wise. Oh, there we go. Yeah. And she lost? Fuck. She lost. Fuck is wrong with Michigan. Badly. God, what's wrong with Michigan? Uh, she's a mong. Ming mong. What's that? Mongoloid. Her? She's an idiot. Oh, she has no qualifications. Her only political... All she had to say was the same rhetoric that you see online, like no fucking COVID vax, all that bullshit. Look, she's no Lauren Bobert. We get that. Bober's very smart and intelligence, and we probably understand that, but just looks wise. Yeah, throw him in there. You know, I'm always shocked when Uggos get in. Well, Whitmer's not ugly, either. She's like 6'9". She looks like a WNBA player. Yeah, but a lot of dudes are into that sort of thing. Some dudes like sugar. That's what Peter Griffin said on Family Guy one time about fat girls. What's... Some dudes like fat girls. Some dudes like fucking tall ones. I like thick girls. She's a pretty staunch abortion person, too. It would seem. She is on camera saying that 14-year-old girl, rape by her uncle, she'd keep the kid. Well, there you have it. Well, she just... That's how she loves her. She always butter, not sugar, excuse me. Thanks, Jade. That's how she loves sugar. Do you remember that episode where Peter starts a fucking cookie? I don't remember any animated show from any time in my life. And he hires strippers to come sell the cookies. They're all hot, but one of them is fat named butter, and that's obviously where Cleveland, the black guy goes. Sure. Some guys like butter. Yeah, but with homegirl here, yeah, she said that statement. She ran at the wrong time talking like that. What's the height on Gretchen Whitmer? I gotta know it now. She reminds me of that Chinaman, a chick who's 7'5 over there, just dropping 45 a game. 5'8". She's not that tall. No, she's 5'8. That's what it says. Looks like a giant out there. Why do they call her big Gretchen? That's her nickname in the state. Because she can palm a basketball. Can't she really? No. She'd come from the free throw line? Big Gretchen's only 5'8". That's what it says. Why is she so big? Why do they call her big Gretchen? Where she wears heels everywhere, so she's 6'1". Right? I guess so. She have a big head? She does kind of have a long, sloping head. I mean, you could really land a fucking... She looks all right there. No, zoom in her forehead. It's huge. Well, that happens. As you get older, nothing to do about that. No, it doesn't happen as you get older. Sure does. I've not heard forehead elongation being a... Why are you talking about the hairline receiving this? Yeah, for everybody. Everybody, friend. Wait, wait, just wait. Just wait. I'm not going to shin on Gretchen Whitmer. That's most every white woman in her... What is she? 50? Probably 50, right, Bob? Ah, 52, I think. Yeah. Early 50s. Look, for early 50s, she's doing greats. I've... I guess it's because of our listeners in Michigan always call her Big Gretchen. I've never heard anybody call her Big Gretchen. Oh, yeah, that's her nickname. That's what I got. Type in Big Gretchen, dude. That's her fucking nickname. But I don't know where she got it then. Oh, it was because of a rapper wrote a song, G-Mac Cash, you ever heard of that? No. Put in Big Gretchen. There's a song about... Well, we're going to play the whole song. Yeah, we're going to play the song now. Sorry. I've never heard of this deal before, but... Big Gretchen. There's a lot of... There's a lot of people on... Did he rap for her campaign? There's a lot of people on TikTok. Don't know this while Big Gretchen tries. I've never heard this before. Yeah, yeah. Who does it? G-Mac Cash, is that what you said? Yeah. If you put Big Gretchen... YouTube is the first thing that pops up. There's a million Big Gretches that pop up next. Oh, shit. We need more beats on the check. We want to present these buffs to our governor. Hey, Gretchen! Summer puffs on her face. Because that's Big Gretchen. We ain't even about to stretch. We got Big Gretchen. You can find her in the print. Under Big Gretchen. Fresh in a new dress. Yeah, that's Big Gretchen. Gonna puffs on her face. Because that's Big Gretchen. We ain't even about to stretch. We got Big Gretchen. Oh, God, that's bad. You can find her in the print. Under Big Gretchen. Really good. Fresh in a new dress. Yeah, that's Big Gretchen. It's giving us first verse. Big Gretchen is bitch playing no roles. We use all the cuts and that's just how I get my flow wrong. If you want to leave the state, you can stay gone. But right now, Big Gretchen, stay home. All that protest was irrelevant. Big Gretchen's trying to hear y'all or the president. How we gonna take orders from a nine resident? Talk about it safe, but he ain't coming with the evidence. Big Gretchen's gotta fill that with the faggot. You invited to the cookout. Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Big Gretchen on. Big Gretchen on. Big Gretchen on the lookout. Big Gretchen on the lookout. Big Gretchen on the lookout. Big Gretchen on the lookout. Turn it off forever. Find a way to delete that from the internet. If you can't. Can't. Worldwide banger right there. I actually have a ham horn on my phone. Big Gretchen. Yo, you don't give a fuck about Big Gretchen. You don't know me, dog. Oh, Big Gretchen! Yeah! Why because Delco won't. Who's he texting over there? Who the fuck are you texting right now? I got rid of the fucking ham horn for this. Let's see. I like that. Yeah, that's better. I like that. I do like that. That's better than the ham horn. Could have played it during my china men rant about two minutes ago. GMAT Cash has another hit that's better though. Does he really? Yeah. What's that one? I feel like it's gonna be one more time. Oh god. Damn it dude. That was Monday. I don't want to start the fucking week with that bullshit. All right, it's a three-day week here guys. Fourth of July is on fucking Thursday. All I heard was freedom. We just added a show then for Friday. So I'll see you Friday, okay? Fuck me. I'm calling sick for that one probably. You can't because of Big Gretchen. I see you in the street at Big Gretchen. Don't go on the face at Big Gretchen. I don't think the big and big Gretchen had anything to do with her physical stature though. I think it's just a rap thing. No, every internet that is her nickname for the state of Michigan is Big Gretchen. It's everywhere. It's every single post. I'm going to ask Groc, which is Elon Musk. I know one person in Michigan and it's Mike Boskevich and that's it. So Mike let us know if you're sure. Those dicks that were here for the bro box. Casey, and his wife are... Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. The seller. Ask them about fucking Big Gretchen. I'm going to ask Groc, can Gretchen Whitmer Palm, a basketball? This is Elon Musk's fucking AI program. Researching. The answer is yes. Well, we'll see. There is no information available in the provided context about Gretchen Whitmer's ability to palm a basketball. Although the Detroit News reported Governor Gretchen Whitmer, President Biden, can win in Michigan. That's definitely not true. Because all the fucking Muslims there that he needs to vote for him hate him now. Yeah. That's over. They hate him. And again, you saw that that's a poll there. Again, if you believe, the 75% is pretty steep to say he can't do the fucking job. I don't even know if he's going to be alive, but I hope he is. But I would also watch out for July 11th now. Homeboy don't give a fuck up there in New York. That dipshit won merchant. We have a big guest tomorrow in the chat about it. So we'll see. We'll see here. Next up, actually real quick before we do this next story. What is your prediction? About what? Biden. Staying in or out? I think he's out. And who replaces him? I mean, Whitmer would make the most sense. She's the least hated. But she's also, you can sacrifice her because I don't think she's a presidential candidate for the Democratic Party. I don't think she can win nationally now. No. But I think it would be a, but here's the problem though. Nobody's going to jump Kamala. So I think the, does the Democratic Party have the balls to run Whitmer as Kamala's VP? No, she's more unlikable than Joe is. Yeah. And then you can't run Gavin as her VP either. Because you can't have two San Francisco politicians running for president. That'll never fly. He also wants to be president. So he's not going to be a VP. No, I mean, I think he would be a VP. I think he would stay. No, I think he would sit it out until 28 and be like, dude, we got fucking 125 days left. So the election, no. This used to be the national progression. Governor VP president for 100 years. That was the natural progression. I think, I think he would do it. But only for a presidential candidate that made sense. I don't think he would run. I don't even think he would accept running for Kamala Harris. Because he don't want to get an L on your record. He's never lost an election. Never lost the reservation either during COVID. French laundry, that fuck. Man, I'll tell you this. I've been watching him destroy California for years and years and years. Anyone, anyone but him. I like you're better with anyone but that fucking guy. Next up, dumbass versus dumbass on the final day of pride month. Anti-Israel agitators disrupted the New York pride parade by blocking the route and vandalizing and destroying floats. Video posted on social media shows a group of anti-Israel agitators sitting in the streets with protests with posters, excuse me, and shouting free Palestine from the sea to the river. Palestine will be free. River to the sea. Whatever, man. Fuck these people. It is certainly a more active presence this year in terms of protests. At Pride events, says Sandra Perez, the executive director of NYC Pride, who told the Associated Press. But we were born out of a protest. Another video shows anti-Israel protesters vandalizing floats and vehicles during the parade, even spray painting a truck carrying a pride group. Palestinian protesters in New York are making it clear they don't want the support of the LGBTQ community. Said one of the users on Twitter, you think? You think they don't want the support of the LGBT community? No shits because they think gay people shouldn't exist on this planet. I want to chuck them off a fucking roof. The Palestinian protesters said that they're fucking fine just continuing on. Do you have the video here? Does it look like they stopped at one point where any punch is thrown? Did you guys happen to watch this video by any chance? There you go. Yeah. Dance, dance, dance, dance for Palestine. Dance, dance for Palestine, dance for me Palestine. Oh, who's this getting carried away here? Somewhere in a mask. Somewhere in a mask. In the middle of fucking shooting in New York, still wearing masks. Well, then what reason they're wearing the masks is so they can't get identified. It's nice to see the left to eat their own, which side are you on there, you know? It can't be both. Can't be both over there. They hate the gays. Those Palestinians hate the gays. You can't be both there. Who is the fucking time dude on a hot ass Sunday afternoon in New York City to go out and protest? Well, those people don't have jobs, you see. Yeah, damn it, man. Actually, I had to get blood drawn this morning because I'm making a second version of myself. Hates free? No, double AIDS. Oh, got you, yeah. And I went into HEB to get some of some food for lunch before I came to the office. And there are so many people in sweatpants and flip-flops at HEB Monday at 11 a.m. What the fuck? Yeah. Does anybody have a job anymore? I don't know. And I had a meeting with our lawyer this morning over a contract from one of these new states were opening for hard enough Seltzer and I go, "Hey, dude, is it me or does everybody in Austin, Texas feel like they came from some fucking crazy oil money and they don't really have to work? Like, what is it?" And he goes, "I've honestly felt that way my entire life living here." And he goes, "Man, my parents were fucking poor." That's why I became a lawyer. And he goes, "I wanted to do some cool shit." And I go, he goes, "I don't fucking get it." And I'm like, "I don't either." This is the problem. But it feels like LA. This is exactly what LA was like. This is a problem 100 percent. Digital currency, because 200 years ago when you had to carry all your possessions around, if you were like this, I would have just fucking beat you and taken them from you. Now it's hidden in a fucking bank somewhere. All right. And it's a federal crime to steal it instead of just theft. It's bullshit. It really is. And we should go back to that. We should absolutely go back. You only own what's on your person. That's it. And then we'll fucking thunderdome this shit out and see what happens after this. But yeah, I would say Austin in particular reminds me a lot of Los Angeles. As far as just like the general laziness and like, "Oh, what are you doing?" In the middle of the afternoon here. That's fucking crazy that you're able to walk around like this today. I mean, I think it's a lot of work from home or two. Like when I'm, if I'm-- Oh yeah, that's true. I see, yep. It really is like a lot of remote workers. I have my neighborhood dude. I see dads walking kids all the time. That's where I get shamed, by the way. I get shamed every fucking time. At all these goddamn school events, it's both mom and dad who were there at the school. And they were like, "Oh, you know, your husband can never make it." Well, your husband fucking works every goddamn day. Like, sorry, man. That's the way it used to be. I never saw my dad at school. Ever. He couldn't come to anything because he was working. Like a goddamn man. And that's the crazy part of all this shit. But you're right, Bob. I think part of it is work from home. And they're like, "Ah, my boss isn't going to know. If I just pop out for a couple of hours and..." Yeah, leave fucking slack on. You have slack on your phone. Yeah. You know what I mean? So you just keep it active. They think you're at the desk and you're going to grab lunch. I think work from home is destroying America. I do too. Get up off your fat fucking ass. Take a shower. Put some clothes on. Go look other people in the fucking eyeballs, right? Get dressed for the day. All these things we do as a ritual are fucking important. It's not just for show, right? Like when you're a private in the military, they're like, "Oh, fucking you got to look like this and be here at the right time and do this." And everybody's like, "Oh, fucking sucks, man." But there's a reason for it, right? The reason that Europe almost fell to the Arabs in like the seventh century, right, seventh, eighth, seventh, eighth and ninth centuries is because Mohammed saw that the Arabs outnumbered them. There are so many more, right? And he looked into the pagan godhood but they were pagan at the time. All Arabs were pagan, right? This is in the sixth century, seventh century, excuse me, early seventh century. And he took Allah, which is a pagan god, one of many, by the way. So this idea that it was somehow an extension of Judeo-Christian belief is nonsense. Allah was a pagan god and he's like, "I'm going to take this common god and unite all my people under this." And then we're going to take it and they fucking lit it up. The Ottoman Empire is still one of the most successful and brutal empires in the history of humanity. And that's the reason, by the way, they're still fighting in unison today against Israel and the West and all this other stuff. Aligning under a common cause like that, with a common flag, a standard as they used to call it instead of a flag, but a common flag, a common set of ideology, a common culture, that's what makes groups strong in a good way. And the fact that we're just doing away with all this stuff. I have to stay home, it's fine. I agree, this morning my first batch of calls started at 8am. It was on Zoom. I came into the fucking office and took the calls like an adult. Could I have taken it from my bed? Sure, or my child's room or whatever the fuck it is at home. Sure, but then you're going to hear kids screaming in the background, all kinds of crazy shit. And then it was 8, 9, 10, and then 11, and then I have fucking bounced. But you guys were here working on soft core history and shit. Would you want to, Bob, you got kids? Would you want to do that from your house? Can you even get anything fucking done with two kids? No, if I was working from home, my wife, I would be like, "Don't bother me." Like I'm going up to the guest room door closed. Dude, don't bother me. Right. I can't, I mean, it's nice to have the option because at this job, right? Like if I really needed to, like a show doesn't start till two, like there was an emergency or court need to go to the fucking doctor or some shit like that, I could have stayed home and done the work I do before the show starts at home while my kids ran around and did whatever the fuck. I probably just turned the TV on because I don't even fucking care. But I kind of like a mix. I kind of like a mix because I did do full work from home before this job, my last job before this job, and it sucked after a while. Like it fucking blew. I was bad. It was great in the sense that the job was worthless. So I could blow it off really easily. You know what I mean? Get all my work done in like four hours and then like take a nap or whatever. But like in terms of like being a functional human being, like kind of Dan was saying in terms of like having a purpose in life or whatever. Horrible for you. It turns you into a piece of shit. Yeah. Like seriously get out of bed and comb your fucking hair. For real, man. The shower. God damn it. Back to all this, the reason I brought it up, back to all this Gaylord shit. You can see for a while there, they were all organized under a common flag, which is LGB and it was wildly successful. Probably the most successful, efficient, and quick social movement of all time. To just normalize, go from people trying to literally in 2004, one of the things Bush ran on was a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, right? To 2013 where it becomes the law of the land, that quick. That quick. It's the quickest thing of all time. Then you add the T-N and the T, in this case, is just a bunch of retarded nonsense. That's now there's little flags all over the place. It's the same thing that led to the end of Rome. It's like the end of the city state. This is, man, it couldn't be dumber. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to have a real pride month now. Today's July 1st, right? Yeah. It's Independence Month. Yeah, it sure is. It's pride month, real pride month. So the country. Yeah, so you can go go to a drink of bros, Bob. We got another shirt for this one too. We have another one coming soon, but it's going to be on the fourth. So keep an eye out for that. It just says this is my pride flag and it's a fucking American flag. But you can get this American made shirt right now. Blammo. Blammo. Fuck all this stupid, tranny retard nonsense. And it got really bad. I don't know if you paid any attention to the San Francisco pride parade, but there was a guy sitting in a kitty pool sucking dick and then getting pissed on by people in front of. And what do they call it? The fucking kink zone or some bullshit? Yeah, the kink zone. Like what the fuck, man? Over 100. But by the way, this clash between pro Hamas people and pro gayness is all over the country. St. Louis, St. Louis's parade had it. Philadelphia. Philadelphia, Denver, New York, Boston, Denver actually had SWAT out to like clear the street because it got so bad. So I don't know. This is, I mean, I guess it's a good thing if you're a Republican voter because there's no way. Those are all the cities you just named are democratic run city. So it is what it is. But back to like the real gays here real quick, is it all started with Stonewall back in the 70s in New York and that's why they pride parade because it happened two streets over from my dorm in college there. Pride parade used to, I mean, there was some fucking big pipe hit mother fuckers back there who got changes done in that city. And it's all just changed so much with what you said of just adding 80 more fucking letters to the end of this goddamn thing to where it loses its meaning at that point. And people don't care as much anymore. And that's where we're at. And then boom, you collide with his pro Palestine bullshit, which has nothing to do with our country whatsoever. It's like, hey, you being out in the fucking streets down in Greenwich, New York isn't going to free. Fucking Palestine, man, like to the river to the sea. It's you. You can go there and help do it, but you're not going to. Instead, we got a few fun videos to show on Twitter and maybe a few arrests. And then you can tell your relatives about it in the future. Next up, tractor supply. Backs, DEI, tractor supply is getting rid of several initiatives that some social media users and customers have slammed as woke in recent weeks. Farming supply retailer, which is headquartered in Tennessee on Thursday, said it will ensure our activities and giving ties directly to our business. Moving forward, tractor supply said it will see sponsorship of non-business activities, such as pride festivals and voting campaigns with intentions to focus more on rural American priorities. Agricultural education, veterans, and animal welfare were among the causes it identified. The company said it will drop diversity, equity, and inclusion, aka DEI goals. It had previously set for itself DEI positions at tractor supply. It will also get axed according to the company. It will also cease sending data to the human rights campaign and LGBTQ advocacy group. Way to go, Ross, it's Monday. I'm always dogshit on Monday. Additionally, the farming supplies retailer plans to prioritize land and water conservation initiatives, scuttling aims of curbing carbon emissions by 50% by 2030 and reaching net zero by the decade after that. We work hard to live up to our mission and values every day and represent the values of the communities and the customers. We serve tractor supply, said in a statement. We have heard from customers. We have disappointed them. We have taken this feedback to heart. Now, this is exactly what Bud Light could have said. Year and a half ago, right after it happened. It took track to supply a week to fix their shit. That's it. One week. And so over the past month that they've been dealing with this, this stock fell 3% since Friday, so two trading days so far, the stock's gone up 2%. So it's almost regained every bit of its market share. But all you have to do is come out and apologize and say, "Hey, man, we made the wrong decision here. It happens." And then you move on. Bud Light was just convinced to carry it out. They were like, "No, fuck it, dude. We can just buy our way out of this," which throwing worse money at fucking worse money there in that situation here. I think it's not just tractor supply, but I think most companies and corporations using Bud Light as an example will stay away from the shit in the future. We already saw it in the NBA. What was it, 11 teams that sat out of Pride Month and all that shit? Why take the risk if you're a company or a corporation at this point? And there's too much shit that is going on in these months where even Pride Month, what else was it? It was PTSD month. It was two other months. It's PTSD. It's not PTSD, I don't think. It's Men's Health Awareness Month originally. Okay. Then it became Men's Mental Health Awareness. Okay. And it's Pride Month. And it's, you're adding 50 million things here. And this has been a running joke on Ross Patterson Revolution for years, where it's like every day is a goddamn day. Like, Bob, if you looked it up on Google today, I guarantee you, it's Save Your Kitten Day or fucking, you know, Socks is Mitten's Day or whatever the fuck it is. Like, what is today July 1st? July 1st is International Joke Day. Come on now. Nice. It's American Zoo Day. It's St. Louis Hurambe Day. Hurambe, not Cincinnati Zoo. Uh, Dog House Repair Month. So actually you're gonna have to move Pride Month to another month. This is Dog House Repair Month. Well, it's July, Bob. It's July. So yeah, Dog House Repair Month. That's a big one. And I know people are out there celebrating it. Early bird day? Early bird day? Early bird day today. It's the worm. Yeah. No, no, no. It's International Chicken Wing Day. So hard our day. I was right. Yeah, hard our day, yeah. Nice. Uh, it's Chicken Wing Day? International Chicken Wing Day. That'll support all day long. It's National Creative Ice Cream Flavories Day. Oh, what the fuck is that? It's National Financial Freedom Day. Okay. It's National Ginger Snap Day. Oh, it's National Postal Workers Day. What about Ginger Nuts? Those are, that's the British version of Ginger Snaps. It has less sugar. But it's only Ed Sheeran. And it's spicier. It's only Ed Sheeran. No, he's not nuts. What? He's a normal guy. No, no, no. He's a ginger, though. I thought you meant his actual testicles. No, not a testicles ginger, yeah. You can't buy those. But those are ginger. There, I, you've got to think that Ed Sheeran has red pubes. Yes. Right? Is everybody on board with that? Yeah. Ask where's two dicks in the back? Are they on board with that? I think we are. Well, all right. We've got a thumbs up from those guys as well. I can keep going. By the way. Are you serious? Is there that many fucking days now? Yeah, let's do it. Do it. Do it. Do it, guys. National Television Heritage Day. National US Postage Stamp Day. Okay. Second half of the year day. Oh, yeah. Um, let's see. It's also Smart Irrigation Month. No way. That's stupid. That's propaganda. I'll water my lawn as much as I fucking want. Nah, but be smart about it. It's the Feast of Saint Peter and Paul. You know they were rivals, Bob. I mean, you know, because you're a Catholic, but Peter and Paul were not friends. I'm a Peter guy. Kind of fuck Paul. Yeah, but really Peter wasn't like this whole idea that he was the first pope is nonsense. Come on, man. It was an it was an outlawed religion until Constantine made it real. It's probably because you have to rob Peter to pay Paul. Sure do. Now I'm going to kill myself. No, I enjoy it. By the way, in the interest of full disclosure here, the tractor supply stock went up another point to start the day. So it was even and now it's down 2.26% for the day. Okay. So they're about three points down. Oh, look, most of these companies who have made the decision to change quickly have recovered target and those guys. So yeah, dude, just get ahead of it and why risk it at this point. And as Bob just listed off, it's 80 people's days. Now I'm not God forbid. Somebody was offended by the dog house for Paramount. We're not done. Are you not? I got two more for it. Oh, great. Great. I'm sorry. It's also zip code day and this one, I'm upset. How do you celebrate zip code day? We're in. So so this studio is 78736. So let's have 78736. Is that what it is? So I don't know what the fuck this is. And then the last one that I'm upset that I didn't realize because I would have celebrated it. It's wrong trousers day. Oh, shit. So you're supposed to wear the wrong trousers? Are any of you wearing the wrong trousers? I put on the right trousers today. You did? I didn't expect it. Go back to the drinking bro site. The only. Go back. The only day that I'll celebrate is today's Bobby Benilla Day. Hit refresh. Yeah. Yeah. I like Bobby Benilla. Here we go. This is my pride flag, bitch. Oh, that's a dope shirt. Boom. Jay make make that? Oh, no. No, Brandon made it. Oh, shit. That's a sweet one. I like that. Drinkingbros.com is sort of stocked over there. But yeah, I going through all this again. We don't have a meaning for any of this shit anymore. None of it really matters. And then I was going to get offended on whatever fucking day or month or anything it is. Can we just go back to being Americans and just be proud of this country? Like I don't give a fuck about the rest of this shit. Not at all. Next up, Yvaldi police arrested the police chief for schools in Yvaldi, Texas, failed to identify an active shooting. Did not follow his training and made critical decisions. That slowed the law enforcement response to stop a gunman who was hunting victims and ultimately killed 21 people at Rob Elementary, according to an indictment unsealed on Friday. Peter Arredondo was arrested and briefly booked in the Yvaldi County jail before being released Thursday night on 10 state jail felony counts of abandoning or endangering a child in the May 24 2022 attack that killed 19 children and two teachers. Former school officer Adrian Gonzalez, one of the first officers to enter the building after the shooting began, was indicted on 29 similar charges that accused him of abandoning his training and not confronting the shooter even after hearing gunshots as he stood in the hallway. Gonzalez was booked into jail briefly Friday and released on bond. Arredondo 52 and Gonzalez 51 are the first officers to be criminally charged for the police response to one of the worst school shootings in US history and the indictments from Yvaldi County grand jury follow two years of calls from some families for some actions. Some victims relative said Friday that while they are happy, Arredondo and Gonzalez are indicted, they want more officers to be charged. Where do you stand with this? I don't, well, as far as what I think should happen, I think these guys should be thrown in prison, sure, for being cowards. But I don't think the Supreme Court agrees. No, and we just had this case go down in Florida with the coward from Broward down there and he got off. And the reason he got off is because the Supreme Court's been pretty clear about this. So there's two cases. One is the Shaney versus Winnebago County Department of Social Services in 1989. In that case, a young boy was repeatedly abused at the hands of his father, something the county social services was aware of but made no effort to remove the child. His mother sued once the four-year-old entered a vegetative state and the court ruled that the state did not have a special obligation to protect the citizen against harms it did not create. And then in 2005, Jessica Gonzalez sued Castle Rock, Colorado. This is Gonzalez v. Colorado 2005 if you want to look at the case. Police were failing to arrest her husband who had violated a protective order, resulting in the murder of their three children. Her case went to the US Supreme Court in the town of Castle Rock v. Gonzalez, where she lost because even though the order required arresting her husband upon violation, then Justice Antonin Scalia successfully argued that a "well-established tradition of police discretion has long co-existed with apparently mandatory arrest statutes." So the Supreme Court has been pretty clear in multiple cases that the agents of the state to include police officers have no duty to actually protect you from any harm that they specifically did not create. Yeah, and I think it was brought up in that Miami trial regarding the coward from Broward Guy, that beat. Yeah, that was 2018. Being afraid to go and do something is you can't charge them with anything. I can't believe they even got an indictment to be honest. Well, I can because El Paso is blue. Yeah, but this isn't a red versus blue thing. I think everybody hates these guys. Look, I agree on that one. Either way, their lives are going to be miserable after this, because trying to fight this off in court is going to be awful, too. I mean, the community who's going to be on that jury pool? What parent would be offended by it? I mean, it won't be adjudicated there. They'll request a change of venue and they will get it because they should. You can't be adjudicated there. It's too much emotion, but I hope they go to prison and get butt fuck to death by people that are on death row, frankly, fuck them. You let children die, fuck you, you got to die. Do it whatever way you got to. But legal precedent says they're not going to get convicted of this. And if they do, they'll appeal it in a higher court and get off. The only thing that I would like to hear during a trial on this is if there was a higher up who said, don't go in. That guy should be prosecuted. I think he quit. I believe that the chief of police quit. Yeah, he's one of the two that got off. Oh, he is. I would be really curious to hear some of those tapes and calls if they have them. So I think the trial itself could be fairly important as far as protocol for this and then how to change it for the future. But I'm with you, the Supreme Court has always said otherwise. Even if these guys do get convicted, this will get kicked up the Supreme Court. And then they'll say fuck off. Yeah, it seems really unlikely that it's a reach. Yeah, I mean, so let's see, Aaron Dondo called for the SWAT team, ordered the initial responding officers to leave the building, which is we never do that and attempted to negotiate with the 18 year old gunman, according to the indictment after being advised that a child of children were injured in a class of the elementary school. He failed to identify the incident as an active shooter incident and failed to respond as trained to an active shooter incident and instead directed law enforcement officers to evacuate the wing before confronting the shooter nearby, delaying the response by law enforcement officers to an active shooter. I don't understand why he would ask like why he would have evacuated people in the first place. You're the cops with the guns. Why are you evacuating? And there is actually audio of him giving orders. Bob, you gonna play that? God damn it, dude. During you Baldi story, guys, I'm going to let you two fucking sit in that diaper, dude, for the rest of the week. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay. You've already in and me Camille audio getting fucked by P. Diddy. I'll live in that diaper. The two of you guys are sharing a diaper, bro. Yeah, I'll live in it. I'm typed up. Yeah, both of you, though, should be in the same diaper face to face, front to front, cock to cock on that one. You're just mad you didn't think of it. That's all that is. That's jealousy. You've already versus me, Camille audio. Oh shit. Breaking news. FBI raid on Oakland mayor Sheng Dao reveals Oakland government officials allegedly received donations laundered through a sex trafficking drug ring. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'll play the song. We'll have more on that on Wednesday. Play the song. Yeah. Sheng Dao. Let's go through some issues. Let's go through some issues. Sheng Dao. Next up BT BT makes tribute to OJ. This is my favorite story of the weekend here. This happened last night. Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman's families are slamming OJ Simpson's in memoriam tributes at the BET Awards. Did you watch it? I sure did. I didn't watch it yet. I was saving it. This was Bob. You can play. You got the clip here. We have the task of creating something that's the free ads Bob. Although that is a nice pool setting out there. You looking at polls, you putting in a pool? As we celebrate Black Excellence tonight, we must also offer the Black Excellence that is unfortunately lost this year. It's never easy to say goodbye to those who influence us, but we can take a moment to celebrate and acknowledge their contributions to the culture from singers to actors, athletes to activists. These individuals changed how our artistry is seen and left us with a legacy that we will always remember. Legacy, we will always remember, dude, the juice. Rico way, dude. All right. P Rico. Clarence Evans. I can't believe they put OJ up there. You fucking kidding me? The juice. Oh, the juice is loose, man. Fuck me. That's fuck me. God damn it. And it's a strange one here of why they did it. Because the Oscars, they'll usually bitch over how somebody died, how they do their in memoriam or same with the Grammys. If it's a fucking OD or something crazy like that, they'll be like, I don't think they put Tom Sizemore in the in memoriam for the Oscars, which Philip Seymour Hoffman got it. He did. But it depends on what the Academy thinks of you, right? So in this case, the Academy thought so highly of OJ. They're like, we got to fucking put him in, bro. We got to put him in. Heisman Trophy winner, one of the greatest running backs in college history and NFL history. He's an NFL Hall of Famer. And then he also got away with a couple murders, you know, that the BET of all channels probably thought were justified where they're like, hey, dude, you owe us one. If there's any channel, they can get away with doing that at BET. It's the only one. If that had happened at the Espies, we'd have a fucking problem. Well, the Espies have their own problem. Oh, what happened? Oh, shit. You didn't hear about this? No. So they just announced that they want to give the Pat Tillman Award for courage to Prince Harry. And Pat Tillman's mom went fucking scorched earth on it about two days ago. Because what the fuck has he ever done? Well, he was a JTAC in the British Air Force or Royal Marines, and then he was a helicopter pilot deployed as well. But what they're saying is, one, it's always gone to an athlete, an actual athlete, who's gone through some hardships and hard times. Oh, I see. Last year was Demar Hamlin. Over the years, it's been, you know, a number of people there that have been going through some actual hardships, athlete-wise. I mean, that's not really an award, though, is it? It is. I mean, they hand it out on stage and you make a speech. Demar Hamlin got vaccinated and his fucking shit got fucked up, and he missed a year of football and came back. I don't know if that case was the vaccination, but I mean, got fucking drilled right in the heart. It happens. Yeah, the football just can happen, but I don't know. It's very rare. But who look up the Pat Tillman Award winners in the past? Because I didn't do that, Bob. I just read that. Did Cody get one for getting off of that rape trial? I don't know. You should. Because that's hard, too, right? It was. Hard to beat a white woman in court like that. Well, it did in Raper, that's why, you know. Who are the past winners there? Because I read her statement, but I didn't know the past was. Let's see. A lot of people never heard of it. Let me see the full list here. Josh Sweeney, Daniel Green, Jake Wood. Nobody. Jake Wood is a veteran who co-founded Team Rubicon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, team recon. That's cool. They help with disaster cleanup, I think, right? I don't even know. Israel Del Toro, who he was a military guy, too, who clearly got a big chunk of IED based on his pictures. He's badly wounded. Kim Clavill is a professional boxer. I don't know what she's. So you have to be a veteran and an athlete? Yeah. So why would Demar Hamlin win it? Demar Hamlin didn't win it. The Buffalo Bills training staff won it. Oh, God, you're saving his life. Or do they have a bunch of vets or something? Probably. Probably. I think so. But either way, you know, she's questioning why. She also says I don't even think he's a real prince anymore. So why are we still calling him Prince Harry and all that other shit? I would be shocked if they don't swap that one out, to be honest with you. The Tillman family is pretty powerful. With BET, though, this is completely on brand, you know. Like, let's face it, even if the guy murdered on my mind, WYM Mal, if he gets off, you know, and then ends up getting murdered himself, they're going to put him on screen. Oh, yeah. Big time over there. So he deserves it. Yeah, but the fact that they just did not give a fuck and they were like, yep, this is because it was for Black Excellence. He was one of the best for what is what is Black Excellence mean? Like he was he was so going to be in Black. He was every day of his life. He was a great stabber. He was a great Black stabber. It's like Black. Because usually white men are really good at like hunting knives and stabbing and shit like that. There's not a lot of great Black stabbers in history, you know. So I think that's probably what they're referring to when they talk about the excellence. I think of Puerto Ricans when I think about stabbing. So do I. Not definitely not Black people. Rights like Blacks are way down that list and he brought him up to the top of it for a while. Whenever I thought about somebody being stabbed to death, it was OJ. Still is actually. So I mean, some might say he's the fucking goat next to Boston Strangler maybe or was he just strangling people? Was he just strangling people or stabbing them? I mean, the goat stabber is Jack the Ripper. Yeah, that's one thing. I'm sorry, Jack. And who do they think Jack the Ripper was? He was some like member of parliament or some shit. No, the one of the leading theories is literally he was a Malaysian cook who came started in Austin and escaped to London and then started hacking up people there. The servant girl annihilator. Wow. It's a true story. Let's see. How is his brisket? Was it good? Because you got a that'll give you some carving skills. Well, he was a Malaysian. So they probably mostly cooked dogs. Oh shit. Yeah, pop a family dog on there just like Pacquiao's dad. That's what split up the whole family right there. I had to eat that dog for for Christmas. Got all those hunkeys. Yeah, huh. I'm hunkeys. I'm hunkeys. Last story here. Holy Sandusky. This is the wild one, boys. Buckle up, kids. We're ending on a banger today. Crucial medical evidence that could have cleared former college football coach Jerry Sandusky of molesting boys was never presented to his trial because he was embarrassed about it. Dailymail.com can exclusively reveal that the disgraced Penn State football legend was unable to perform sexually according to health records that have surfaced in his case as it heads toward an appeal. And now a leading physician is claiming that Sandusky's condition does not support allegations made by the accusers. Quote Sandusky's medical record does not seem to support the accusations. Dr. Robert Oxenholtz said a physician with decades of experience treating patients with similar conditions. In fact, it's quite contradictory. Sandusky 80 is currently serving a 30 to 60 year sentence for being found guilty in 2012 of 45 counts of sexual abuse of young boys. He was charged with molesting and raping 10 boys. He met at his second mile charity over a 15 year period from 1994 to 2009. In an exclusive prison interview, 12 years after his conviction, Sandusky spoke publicly for the first time to Daily Mail and maintained his innocence and claimed his accusers were manipulated by investigators and motivated by money. Now unearth medical documents have revealed that Sandusky suffers from hypogondidism. Hypogonadism, which is low testosterone. Gonadism? Gonads. That is the medical term for your test goals. For your whole sack? It's fucking gonads, dude. Wow, I didn't know that. That's not just something we said to be funny. I thought it was, but we did say it to be funny. Yeah, we learned a lot there. Bob, what do you got popping up there behind the pictures of hypogonadism? He's just going to try to show you an old man's nuts act. Yeah, dude. That doesn't look like an old man is the problem. So yeah, he had low T medical records for Sandusky from '05 to '08 show that he had also had an atrophied testicles and chronic prostatitis. That is to say, atrophied, so his balls were a third. Hold on, it's in here somewhere. So this is what it looks like. Let's paint a picture here, guys. This is a low T. Is that an adult male, though, Bob? I believe so. I don't know why it would be here, otherwise. That one's suspect. Yeah, let's get that off. Click on the link, Bob. So it says his testicles measured 3/4 of an inch. The average adult size is between 2 and 3 inches, right? So he had atrophied testicles, prostatitis, that is to say, prostate issues. He couldn't get hard. And the main guy, the one that really got him convicted was Vic to Aaron Fisher. And if you scroll all the way down to the photo section, you'll find a picture of him rolling in money. During this time of '05 to '08 that we have the medical records for, that's when he allegedly raped this kid hundreds of times. OK. OK. So is this after the trial that he's rolling in the money right there? Yes, yes. He was treated for prostatitis and inflammation of the prostate, commonly caused by a bacterial infection that results in frequent and painful urination, low libido, erectile dysfunction, and painful ejax. The Sandusky and his team say that he was reluctant about revealing that information initially because he believed his medical information was, history was a private matter between he and his wife. So he was embarrassed that he was impotent. So instead, he's going to go to jail for the rest of his life. Makes sense. That's retarded. Worth it. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. That is the dumbest shit I have ever fucking heard of. Wow. Literally, here's what he's saying. He's like, well, I don't want people to know that I can't use my penis. It's like, do you hear what they're saying? You use your penis for? Yeah. So according to Penn State's settlement records, none of his victims pursued disclosure of Sandusky's medical records to find out whether he had HIV or VED or anything, which is common in a rape trial by the way. You almost always request that just so you can get tested yourself. Sure. On his medical records were available to his legal team, but his then lawyer, Joe Emendola, was, quote, "overwhelmed with 12,000 pages of discovery that were presented to him just days before the hearing started." He asked for a continuance and to be removed from the case because he didn't have enough time to analyze all the documentation, but his request was denied. The medical records state Sandusky has small testicles. They reveal that as a young boy, Sandusky had delayed development of secondary sexual characteristics. They required shots to stop strong shots as a child, right? He was probably impotent his whole life. Like there's a very good chance he was impotent his whole life. He couldn't have kids. That's why they adopted six. Wow. That's one of the reasons. Look, do you believe it? Do you believe he did it? I don't know. I've talked to somebody that's worked on this case and no, I don't believe he raped him. Dude, there's also a ton of the, or a lot of time, but some level of testimony was like recovered memories. Most of it, actually. So the two primary witnesses. So one, from the children's thing he worked on, not the Penn State thing, but the second mile charity, they interviewed 250 people. Only one said that he was a victim, right? And this was after recovered therapy stuff, which is junk science. It's not real, right? Is that where they kind of coax your memories? Yeah, I'll recover memories. Total bullshit. The other guy, the other guy, hold on, what's his name? The one I mentioned before, the one rolling in money. He was like 17 when that happened. And he had a recovered memory incident. That's not how that works. As a child, it happens, and you repress it, and then you do recover memory. Even it never works, actually. It's fake, right? Yeah. But you just convince a gullible person that something bad happened to him. You can do it with a child. You see it on TikTok. People fucking have their toddler in their hand or something, and they smack the door behind like, "Oh, you're poor little head," right? No, I don't believe he did any of this shit. I'll wait until the retrial happens here. Pop up that pick, Bob, of Sandusky right there. I mean, that just screams child posture. He doesn't look like he doesn't have short eyes. He looks like a child. He doesn't at all. I'd be guaranteed if you showed that guy to 200 people that didn't know who he was and asked if he was a child predator or not, they would say no. He doesn't have the look. It looks like a national champion to me. Look at that, Bob, scrolling, zooming on his face there. Now, here's what Penn State trustees are saying behind the scene. This is from somebody that worked on the case, right? They had to take out Spanier and the other guys at the school to implicate them in a cover-up. So this was all about getting paternal, paternal refused to leave Penn State. So the AD had to go, paternal had to go. So the only way they could figure out to do it was to, this is what they say, was to get a Sandusky caught up in this bullshit and accuse everybody else of covering it up. Fraternal got fired over the phone for the shit and had a shit taken down. They killed Joe Paterno. Yeah. Penn State trustee who is a general counsel for Merck Pharmaceuticals, who, by the way, got sued for the NMR vaccine for fucking people up. They produced a drug called Vioxx that was eventually shown to increase the risk of heart attacks, another myocarditis situation. The company knew these risks and didn't disclose it. Keeping it on the market, something like 60,000 people allegedly died that lawsuit. I think there's a lawsuit going on about that now. The same trustee, his name is Ken Frazier, was put in charge of overseeing an independent investigation of the Sandusky allegations around the same time that this Merck trial was coming to light. Frazier hired a former head of FBI to lead the investigation who he had partnered with previously on those Merck lawsuits. He got paid, some dude named Frey got paid $8 million to, or that's the FBI guy. So an FBI former FBI agent named Frey, F-R-E-H, was paid $8 million to essentially find reports of abuse and have it handled before the upcoming football season because the NCAA was threatening to not let Penn State play until the investigation was concluded. That was true, I remember that part. I remember them threatening to not let them play. So I don't know about all the details here, I know that there's a lot of smoke, and none of this shit makes sense. None of it makes any sense. Nobody said, there's only one person that said he was abused without being questioned first, right? Look, some of the testimony was pretty graphic of that kid getting fucked in the shower, but... Exactly, yeah, and how could he have done it? His dick doesn't work. I don't know, but I say this at the retrial, put his dick on the stand and get it hard, see if somebody can get it hard. What would you show him? You would show him two things, a porn star, naked, and then a 15-year-old, and then if it gets hard, you'll know which one it is. It's like a dog, right? It's in the divorce, it's like you see which one it comes to. Yes, and then they say, "Hey, great, you're going with Tanya, sorry, guys. Sorry, Bob, Tanya's got the dog now." And he lost the dog. I'm going to try to be on the right side of history in this, I'll wait for the retrial. I don't know what to do. I have no idea what happened here. All I know is that the story that those guys, because I read all the testimony yesterday about this, not the entire transcript, but what they said was the abuse exactly. And if the medical records are correct, none of it could have happened, technically. Unless he strapped a fucking, put a strap on on or something. I don't want to rule that out either. So I guess we'll see. I don't know if it goes to retrial or not. I know they're trying to get them out of prison right now, or at least get them a new trial right now. Yeah, they're trying. We'll see how that shakes out. But it's also very, very dumb and dumb sounding that you were willing to go to jail for 30 years, or 60 years or whatever it is, just because you didn't want to tell the court that you can't get hard now. Bob brought up something here. So that's another-- That's a double, yeah. That's a dick over your own dick. And that's-- Which one's for the P and which one's for the V, though? That depends on your angle. I'm sorry that the P and the A, excuse me. Depends on your angle. I know how physics works, fuck face. I'm asking which one would you choose for the P versus the A? I think I'm going real in the V and fakey in the A. Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds like a great problem. Is that a hygiene decision or what's making you say that? It's a cleanup decision. You know what I mean? I'd rather let the dishwasher handle it. Exactly. Yeah. And there's going to be a lot of instances, actually, where you're like, man, if the dishwasher can handle this, let's do it. Yeah, just take a look at your coffee mugs, I guess, the next morning before you use them. Sure do. For flakes, flecks, flecks of poop. It might not be that Colombian coffee I thought it was at the bottom of that cup. Now's the point of the show we get to the drinking, bro, of the week. We got some listeners here in the studio. Who wants to come on up? Come on down, dude. Fuck yeah. Come on up. There you go. Both of you can come. One right after another. That's exactly what Sandusky said. Now that. Oh, too soon. Too soon now. Yes, you can hang on off to the side, and then I'll bring you up right afterwards. Welcome, my friend. How are you? Drinking some hard-air celery? Absolutely. Sit there. Put that bike about an inch from your face. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's flexible, so. I appreciate it. Cool it up, dude. There it is. Oh, it's a big black one around my face. Wow, it's not the first time, friend. Second. For a guy like you. Yeah, for a guy like you. Short and chubby, come on. I like that voice. You get a nice, deep voice. I appreciate that, thank you. Yeah, what's your name? My name is Brandon. Brandon? Yes. Let's go, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon. It's never been more popular in my life. Has that sucked for you since all this has gone on? No. Or has it been hilarious? It's been awesome. People just send me flags. Thought of you. Here you go. Let's go, Brandon, yeah. Sometimes it's a pride flag, but sometimes it's the normal one. Sure. Well, during the debate the other night, that was what made me laugh the hardest when he just referred to him as Brandon. Like, just off the cuff when you were just like, oh, this shit. Anyways, this is going down and I love it. I love it. I love it. Who do you want to give during your brother's week to? So I'm going to paint a little broad stroke here. Because I've been thinking about it the whole time we've been sitting here. It was-- I'm going to shout out the farmers. Okay. So I work in AG. That's what I do. And they have to battle. Day in, day out with the government and all the stuff they have to go through. And those guys work hard. It's ruthless, isn't it? Have you heard Lucinda on this show from Munk Box? Yeah, dude. Definitely. Her stories, you think her story is on her crazy? Off the air, too. She's just like, now, fuck these people. So that was one of my first podcasts getting into you guys was actually her podcast. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is going to be great. And I listened to it. And I was like, oh, this is a whole different ball game. Yeah. From the aspect of hearing from a farmer in AG, somebody in AG that's working through all the bullshit red tape that you have to get through. It's fucking endless, isn't it? And it continues to go, right? We have H2A workers. We have to battle that. We have to battle the price going up on everything. But then we don't get to see that backside because we also want the consumer to be sitting there and have to pay for that price. Like, there's certain retailers that are, hey, I need stuff for $10. And it's like, hey, we can't do that. Yeah. Like it's-- Because then you're going to mark it up 30% to the consumers. 30. It's 50. It's 50%. It's 50%. Yeesh. So-- I just know the alcohol industry. So ours is 30. So it comes out of our warehouse. Yeah. And then they mark it up 30%, grocery store marks it up 30%. Yeah. It's like, hey, bro, what the fuck? We don't get that. That's not the margins. Well, they control the fucking prices and all that other shit. But in the meantime, they want you to pay everybody else, X, Y, and Z, and it sucks. Yeah. You're absolutely fucking sucks. We love her, by the way. Now, Millennial Farmer's been on the show, too, a few times. He's a friend of the show. I don't know him. But I mean, I'll definitely get in. Farming family. He's got a big YouTube channel. OK. And Father killed a bunch of farmers, took over their land. Love it. He was a farmer. Love it. I said it on the show that he was on, and I just said, your father killed a bunch of people. But he's great, and he's got a great farming channel on YouTube that kind of helps everybody go in. Another friend of the show, Clean Crawford, he's got his own farm. He's got Crawford Farms down in Alabama. And he's posting on YouTube the process of his farm. And it's expensive. It's very, very hard work. And it is a thankless fucking job. Nobody. Nobody thanks a farmer. We do. So thank you to the farmers out there. Yeah, cheers. I like that. Congratulations. Thank you so much. How many hard I asked of you? This is my third. I like them. Oh, thanks. This is the first time I've had it. No shit. Yeah. And I live right here. What the fuck? We're in like 400 stores. I know. In Texas. I know. We'll be in every H.E.B. at the end of July, July 29. I feel like I'm stumbling upon it. And then 40-- we just signed on 40 Albertsons in West Texas, too. And that'll be-- I'm in y'all's backyard. So fuck you. Go to H.E.B. right down the street. I know. I don't know. We aren't all of these. All of them down to 90. It's like McDonald's. Like, you're automatically, like, geographically, you're right next to an H.E.B. You're treating me like a farmer now. Hey, support us fucking 8% seltzer workers out there. Go buy a 12-pack. I looked at him. I was like, 8%. What are we supposed to do here? I'd like to. Do what we want. And I start fucking revolution on 8%, bro. Who's your buddy? Do you want to come up? This is Preston. Come on up. I'm going to go and pass it off. Thank you so much. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thanks for the support. From real, man. What's up, Preston? How's it going? You're a fucking tall drink like myself. Yeah, yes, sir. You're the son of a bitch. Yeah. Finally, I line with somebody. Yeah. Do you work for Orange Dairy? I do. OK, right on. Yeah, so I oversee all of our stores in South Austin. Oh, nice. Yes, sir. Nice, dude. You like it? I love it. I love it. It's a great workout. It is. Not trying to plug Orange Dairy. No, don't worry about it, man. Yeah. It's a great workout. Is there one near here? Yeah, right over here across Belterra in the legstone. Oh, shit. Yeah. All right. I work out up there at Golds. I didn't know. I didn't know. Fuck you, dude. Yeah. All right. Maybe I'll pop on over and just blast my quads with you. You should. You should. He's going to work on it together. OK. Let's do it, man. Let's do it, man. Who do you want to give drinking bro the week to? I'm going to shout out my wife, actually. OK. We just welcomed our second child in the world two weeks ago. Congratulations. Yeah. So Georgia Rose. Georgia Rose. On purpose. Yeah. On purpose. Mine's Birdie Rose. Oh, no kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. So I just wanted to shout her out and go in through labor and doing all that stuff. And it's hard work. It fucking is, isn't it? Yeah. It's nuts. And earlier, you guys were talking about-- and you kind of giving shit to all the people that were at H.E.B. 11 o'clock in sweatpants. And here we are, me and my buddy sitting at the drinking bros podcast at two o'clock on a Monday. Well, does this week count? Because we got two and a half days, and then everybody's fucking off. And we're all getting fucking wasted here the rest of the week. So, yeah, dude. Well, I just want to say I'm on paternity leave. So I've got an excuse. Yeah, you should have been here. Pete booted judges. Yeah, absolutely. Take it. Go to your boss at Orange Theory and say, look, I just had a child. And say, I need the paternity leave. Yeah. Let's just see what he says. Yeah. Let's see what he says. It'd be a lot of laughter, I would imagine. It'd be a lot of laughter. Ah, the fucking laughter. Great, you can find a new job. Yeah. Take that bullshit all number to go. This is exactly what happened. That's exactly what would happen. Congratulations. Thanks, man. Was the baby on purpose? Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, ours was not. Yeah. Our first was not. Oh, really? Yeah. I have a three and a half year old son. And he was a whoopsie. Yeah, whoopsie, whoopsie dinged on. And you're in it. But it's the best. It is the best. Being a dad is the best. Boys and girls. Girls are different. I'm really glad I had a girl because it's a totally different experience than I have two boys before. And it's awesome. And you don't realize the difference. And so you have one, you're just like, oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. And you find yourself being a little nicer person out in public. Yep. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Well, thanks for being here, man. Well, I appreciate it. Thank you for having me. Cheers. Enjoy some hard AF Selters. We got sports coming up Monday morning recap here. And roughly 10 minutes. Join us on Drinking Bro's Sports on YouTube for that. We'll be live there. As for this show, rated a five star and leave a quick review on iTunes. Also do it on Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. There's no fucking reviews over there. We're at 8,300. We're getting close to the 10,000 where I said I'd shut the fuck up forever about it. So just do it, OK? 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