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Field reporter, Hot Boss. And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fake News. Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake News. Everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week. Got a little preview show for tonight's debates. Trump versus Biden. No RFK. Anthony, he's actually going to do a live debate against himself. Himself. On Twitter, apparently, I got that at the top of my feed earlier. I don't really care. Allegedly, Trump said yes to him. Biden said no to him. Can't really confirm any of that. Do you think he deserved to be there? No. Really? Is the numbers aren't high enough? That's right. Okay. What's he pulling out right now, Bob? Do we know? RFK Jr. Not that I, you know, obviously believe in fucking polls, but if it's close, then all right. Looks like 7.6%. That's not bad though. That's not bad. They probably should have let them in just to make it look fair. Because let's face it, tonight's not really going to be fair. We're doing fake news later tonight. And then at eight o'clock central, we'll be switching over to Patreon. For what it's worth, that's about Ross Perot, the best third party candidate, but by in terms of success. He got 19% of the vote in 1992. God damn it. Yeah, quite a bit less than Perot. All right. All right. Maybe I'm wrong, then. Who knows? It just feels different this time because he's been everywhere. shirtless, working out. He's doing all the things. Good for him. He's having his own debate on Twitter tonight. Do you put up a cardboard figure of yourself and then go against that? What do you do? I don't know. Clint Eastwood talked shit to that chair for a while in the 2012 RNC, if you remember that. I remember it and the chair died that night. I don't know about that. I went to the chair's funeral. Maybe the chair had information on Hillary Clinton. I'm sorry you weren't famous enough to go. I was there and I went to the funeral and it was rad. I had a very nice time there. But yes, patreon, drinking bros, podcast, eight o'clock, picture in picture. CNN is not allowing us to show it on YouTube tonight. It's warm in here kids about 118 degrees in Texas. So forgive my Biden's stuttering at the top. Jesus Christ, it's hot in here. What's you reckon, Bob? 118, 119 out there? Well, you're just making up numbers. No, 95. Come on, dude. Are you serious? It's definitely not 118 degrees. It's hot as hell. No. I thought it's on my dashboard. So I worked out twice today. Did you really? I worked out once. And both times in my garage, it's not 118 degrees. That is dead right now. Okay. No, you've been to Iraq. It's different over there. It's fine. You don't need to fucking brag about it. Trump versus Biden debates is the number one story tonight, obviously. Is it? It is. It is besides Bronnie James just getting drafted by the Lakers by his dad and his dad's best friend. So that's probably a onesie twosie story tonight. Wait, who's his dad's best friend? Rich Paul? Well, he doesn't draft anybody. He sure does. No. Yeah, he called every NBA executive and said if you draft him, we're gonna ship him off to Australia's to don't think about it. Now, the interesting part about it was he said it was two teams, Lakers or the Suns. I don't know why the Suns for whatever reason. Yeah, I mean, the Suns are a very poorly run organization. Like they, they could have traded Kevin Durant right now, like before this draft happened and had enough draft capital to build an unstoppable dynasty. But they're like, Oh, we're gonna run it back, man. Yeah, with no leader on that team. Now maybe they're playing. Maybe the plan is to bring Chris Paul back and see if he can make it through a full season. He'll be a free agent. He'll be a free agent here in about four hours. Top story Trump versus Biden parts. What nine 10 at this point. Who knows with the debates in 2020. And now here are the rules tonight. Kids one, it's on CNN, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are the what the moderators. And you got a buddy who's friends with with Jake Tapper. What did he say earlier? Oh, I don't know. Okay. Good. Just don't expect it to be. Don't expect it to be fair. And don't expect it to like ask any real hard-hitting questions. Like what we've been talking about with Biden kind of mumbling and shit like that and then not answering a question or Trump trying to direct a question to Biden through the moderator. I wouldn't expect too much on that front. Okay. When you say fair, what does that mean for Trump? I mean, they're they're negotiating still right now about the the time delay. So the Biden campaign asked for a two minute delay. Wow. On on air. And how do you edit that quickly, I guess? It's I know you can bleep out curse words that that quickly, but I mean, you it's easy enough to cut parts out. Right. Two minutes is two minutes is plenty of time. Maybe, maybe. Biden or Trump wanted seven seconds, which is the SEC stand or sorry, the, yeah, FEC standard. Biden. Well, I mean, you can imagine all the reasons that Biden's campaign would want two minutes, of course, in case he fucking freezes for 20 seconds. Oh shit, fucking. Or if if he dumps out right when it starts, and then he's got to sit there in his diaper for 90 minutes straight. Well, no, they'll send out a they have a NASCAR crew to change his diaper. Oh, do they good? And he's all good. Yeah, I'll read you any of those noises. You know what it is. This isn't a rule, by the way, CNN is just deciding to capitulate to the Biden campaign and do this. Now, I heard Trump might fucking not do it, or at least address it in his opening remark. Be hilarious if you did. Yeah. I mean, he's not they're obviously not happy about this. I'm sure. So here are the rules according to CNN that leaked earlier, no live audience, which means there will be no applause or booze that could derail the conversation. Sure. No, no journalists except for CNN. Is that what it is? Yeah. God damn it, dude. Yeah, because I guess they don't want anybody else to get a scoop on them if something happened in real time. Well, they don't want us putting on YouTube, which is why we're on Patreon. Sure. Yeah. Subscribe to drink your bros podcast, Patreon. Yeah, if you want to watch our live analysis of this shit, we'll be playing it live in on it too. Yeah, it'll be on Patreon. So if you're not signed up for our Patreon, you better do that now. Yeah, we'll be going live here in an hour and 50 minutes. Next up, muted microphones. When it's not their turn to speak, I actually think this helps Trump. I was talking to Delco about this earlier this morning. I think that's a good thing. The biggest complaint in 2020 in that first debate was that Trump kept constantly talking over Biden. He won't be able to do that now. Now, the issue is if Jake Tapper asked him a question about being a convicted felon or something like that, and the time is up, and he won't be able to properly answer it, then they're just going to cut him the fuck off. That's not going to be great, but it's also not going to be great for CNN. Well, it's also not great. This idea that we let's just say we live in a normal world, and people actually want to know what one of these two candidates or both of them thinks that they can make an educated decision on who they're going to vote for. What are the chances you're going to ask any candidate any question, and you're going to get a full answer in two minutes or five minutes, right? This is why RFK and the beginning said they wanted to do an open forum town hall with all three of the guys. A moderator, for sure, but in the same way that you've seen Douglas Murray and Dave Smith and a couple other guys on the right doing over the last year or so, right? It's a town hall forum style debate. There are a couple of subjects, the moderator asks you the subject, and you talk for however long you got to, right? Then the other person talks, and then there's questions from the audience afterwards. Right? You can do this when it's streaming. The Biden campaign will never agree to that, obviously, right? But I don't think it would be a terrible idea for Trump and RFK to do that separately, frankly. Maybe they will. Here's what they're going to butt heads. RFK is an environmentalist anti-gun wacko, right? He has not qualified in any way to be a politician, but neither was Trump, right? They're going to talk shit about that. He's going to blame Trump for Operation Warp Speed and letting Fauci run rough shot out of the country. He's correct about that, right? But then at some point, because they're more closely aligned, I think, and the things that people care about today, they will both turn on Biden and just light his ass up for an hour and a half. That's what I think. Then the people who watch, who are the Bernie Bros from 2016, who don't know if they're going to vote for Trump or Biden right now because there's a lot of them out there. They're all going to vote for Trump or RFK at that point, and Biden's not going to get shit. That would be a smart move on this part, I think, but I don't think that'll happen either. We'll see. I know we said a few days ago, we were going to read off the odds from my bookie, but a bunch of stuff has leaked about the debates. Those odds are now off the board. If you were able to get them in, congratulations. However, the odds did change for President of the United States, and right now, it's Trump as a favorite. It's almost two to one to win President of the United States, and that's the highest odds we've seen in the last two years so far. I don't believe the polling I see much less. I believe in Vegas. No. Vegas fucks up all the time. All the time. Vegas is taking a lot of my money, so is my bookie. Not that I mind, not that I mind. Next up, no pre-written notes are allowed. That's like old school high school debate. Mike Lee was kind of positing on Twitter earlier. Do you think the DNC has already received the questions for tonight? Yes, I do. Here's how I know, because they've already done it before. The reason Donna Brazil became the chair of the DNC is because she gave the fucking debate questions against Bernie to Hillary. So yeah, the fuck out of here. That was at CNN, by the way. She was a paid employee of CNN, and then she did that. Speaking of CNN, man, John Luke Picard was on CNN today. What's she? And she was actively campaigning for Biden, which is a violation of the Hatch Act. She's been doing that for years. It is an arrestable offense. Normally it is, but she's been doing this for years in the fucking White House. Is that the clip you have right there? All right, go ahead and play it. President Trump can talk policy on Thursday, which remains an open question. We'll see what kind of performer he is that night. One of the places he's undoubtedly going to go is to inflation, which everybody across the country is feeling despite all that economic data. We talk about all the time that is so strong. The economy is thriving. Talk about things costing too much. Look into the camera, maybe, and say, you know that your cereal costs too much. He'll go down the list of groceries and gas. How will the president address that criticism? So here's a thing. This is something that we've been talking about for some time, right? The economy. And you're right. The data shows that the economy is indeed strengthening. It's stronger. And we understand that we came out of a pandemic, a once in a century pandemic. And the work that this president did with from the American Rescue Plan to the bipartisan infrastructure legislation to the Inflation Reduction Act. You don't have to play all this. What she's doing right there is illegal. It's a violation of something called the Hatch Act that prevents government employees from in their position, which she's the fucking that's the only job she has campaigning actively in the media for one of the candidates. It's illegal. Yeah, the end. There's no fucking debate about that. I've never seen a White House press secretary during the term be a guest. Man, I want to show before a debate. It's a real problem. One that Joe Biden had to go into seclusion for seven days to prepare for a 90 minute debate. Seven days. I mean, so look, sitting presidents all the time go to camp David and rehearse their shit, but they take meetings the whole time of their he's been in seclusion the whole time, which is where she should be with him. That's her job. Yeah, right. Like the communications director and the press secretary, the two people, the communications director and his deputy write all the speeches. They write all the responses to all the questions. And she talks about messaging, right? How are we going to deliver it to the public? That's her job. And she's on TV instead of with him. So I don't know what the fuck's going on there. It's very bizarre. The whole thing is really bizarre. To me, it's not. I'll tell you why. I think I think a lot of his voters are really looking at tonight saying, all right, can you just get through this? If you can get through this, then I can stomach it and then I can vote for him. And I think him preparing for seven days, he's got there's only two debates. That's it. That's all he has to get through. He's not doing any live speeches. He's not doing any rallies. He's sending everybody else out for that. I think all of it hinges on tonight. More than the second one, usually people check out after the first one. So it really is all about tonight. Same with the state of the Union speech where afterward everybody was like, oh man, he fucking killed it. He didn't. He just got through it because the bar is set so low at this point that even just getting through a speech is monumental. And that seven days for him, he's going over every single question they've probably already given him. Everything is prepared. And then knowing that it's muted and he's not going to have to answer any questions from Trump in there. Well, I mean, he doesn't have to. Well, Biden have the discipline and where with all not to, that's the question. Because he's, people are like, fucking, it's a better sweet thing for Trump. One, one of his best features is how quick he is, right? He just talks shit very quick. He's got all the facts right at the top of his head all the time. But one of them, the downside of that is he is an insufferable asshole sometimes, right? Which his donors and campaign people have been telling him not to be tonight. So we'll see how that goes. That doesn't just apply to him. Biden has on four separate occasions threatened the unit US public with F 16s on multiple occasions. He's challenged people to fights on the campaign on campaign trail. One old man in that construction dude that we had on the show that time. And then he challenged another old man to a push up contest. So he you can get under his skin too. I don't think it's that hard. A guy that has vascular dementia like that to start talking shit about hunter. No matter what the fucking guy says, number of what Jake Tapper says, like, Hey, your son's a fucking crackhead. What are you going to do about it? Well, that'll that'll lead us to the next thing. Bob, you can pull it up. There is actual lights that are next to the microphone tonight. That's a comedy club for both candidates. Let's you know how much time you have, how much time is left. I mean, they need an actual like number on there for Biden. He's not going to be able to look at one of three different colored lights and be like, Okay, I've got 15 seconds left. He will shut down like Johnny five with too much input. Well, usually at any live taping of anything. It's a huge monitor, much like ours, that'll have a running clock on it. Yeah, Bob, go ahead and play this right now. As you can see, there you go. When the green lights are off, they signal to the candidate. His microphone is off. Now I want to give you a sense of what it will look like for viewers at home. If a candidate whose microphone is off, interrupt a candidate whose microphone is on. So I'm standing at one podium and I'll ask Phil to come in and take the other podium. And so let's say I'm answering a question. My light is green and I'm speaking. Phil's microphone is off and his green lights are not illuminated. He's going to interrupt me as I'm speaking and this is what it will sound like. My volume remains constant while Phil's interruption can be difficult to understand. Let's try the opposite. My microphone is now on. Victor's microphone is off and he's going to interrupt me. My volume remains constant while Victor's interruption can be difficult to understand. I've seen his production team share this demonstration. Yeah, they're just using a hypercardioid mice. They're like, this is some new kind of technology. It's a fucking cough button and a hypercardioid mic. You can buy both of those things for a total of about 600 bucks on the interwebs right now. But if they're close together, Biden's going to be able to hear Trump. Oh, he is. It doesn't matter what the mic can hear. It matters what Biden can hear. And if it's going to disrupt him for saying shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, like, I mean, I, you know, God bless trying to protect this old man from the public and whatever the fuck's happening here. But boy, I mean, it's a lot. It's not going to work. It's a lot. Next up, according to the rules tonight, the only props they're permitted to have at the lectern or a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water. Again, high school debate rules, pretty stock standard, I guess. I think Trump would be really smart to have at very least an audio recorder turned on in his pocket or something. So if they try to cut something out from the live feed, somebody has a copy of it. I'm sure somebody from his campaign, I was going to say you don't think somebody from the RNC is going to be there and he does. Well, I mean, now his daughter-in-law is over there. So maybe, but I like you can't count on those people. Well, who's in there from the Trump campaign because rumor has it is VP is going to be in the room tonight? Yeah, I don't know about that. I mean, hopefully it's if it's Vivek or JD Vance, they're both young so they can understand technology. If it's if it's fucking burger, I mean, he's going to be like with an abacus and a fucking stone tablet chipping away at it. Sure. Sure. Which will also be distracting. Next. You hear a dog, can you shut the fuck up? Dog, get off the tablet. Get off the tablet. Dub, you cunt. It's like, no, ting ting ting ting. I mean, it's from the fucking Dakotas. They carve monuments up there. Sure do. Beautiful ones. Beautiful ones. I don't like it. Next rule, they will stand behind their lecterns the entire time, limiting their mobility with Biden on the right and Trump on the left. That was one of the bets on my bookie back in the day. So there you have it. Now, obviously that benefits Biden. The less mobility. I mean, yeah, he's kind of like the juggernaut in a way. Like, if he starts moving in a direction, he's going there until somebody stops him. You got to pull him back. You got to pull him back. It's a rip tide. Shandor 1920 in YouTube chats has given him a mini mental status exam. It will be over in seconds. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. They're not doing it. There will be no opening statements from either candidate. I don't mind that. It's always a fuck all. Well, Trump's are actually good. Most candidates like I just want to thank Jesus and my family and Republicans in the country. God bless America. Like shut the fuck up, dude. Just wear that on a t-shirt and don't say it or something. Trump will get the final word during closing statements as determined recently by a coin flip. That was another bet that was on my book. He is well there. Dave Smith just tweeted, Dave Smith from the Libertarian Party is a comedian from also from Legion of Scanks, by the way, is very funny. He says, "How long is it going to take to get enhanced audio from a hot mic of the hilarious shit Trump is saying while he's muted?" You're talking about a Grammy-winning comedy album? Just follow Trump around the golf course and let it talk shit all day. It's like the fucking jerky boys or something. That's great. And then according to CNN, yes, you're correct. So 15% of the votes and four separate national polls is what would have gotten RFK Jr. in there. Cornell West failed to get in and so did Jill Stein. I was unaware that both of those people were still alive and running. Howard Tapper and Bash can approach the debates. They are expected to be strict enforcers of the rules and will use all available tools to enforce timing and ensure civilized discussion as according to CNN. I think both candidates should be wearing shot collars and the moderators have the fuck them up, dude. I don't care who the candidate is. That would be so funny. Can you imagine that? Like motherfucker. I would expect that Trump's going to have a couple of tips with Jake Tapper specifically because Jake Tapper is routinely referred to him as a fucking Hitler look-alike essentially, right? And I would have something to say about that. If a guy was saying that about me, I would walk down off the stage of smacking right in his face like a little girl, which is what Jake Tapper is, by the way. He's a small child, small female child. And if you're going back to the 2020 debate, his exact quote then was that debate was a hot mess inside of a dumpster fire inside of a train wreck. And we'll talk about who won the debate, who lost the debate. One thing for sure is the American people lost the debate. And he's looking to not replicate that tonight. If it's this scripted, it really won't be. I mean, the American people win when a guy who's incompetent and can't fucking hold a conversation or articulate his beliefs gets embarrassed. That's a win for America. It may not seem prestigious or classy to you, but it's important that people see these guys incompetent. Serious question for you here. Why have two moderators if you're going to cut them off anyways? I mean, really matter. Yeah, I just think Jake Tapper scared. I think he's afraid. He needs somebody. He needs an adult in the room to protect him. I think I think he's he's fine. I think they just wanted a woman in there, but that seems kind of unnecessary to me. Yeah, but it's unnecessary that me and Akans has an NFL show too. Yeah, she doesn't know a goddamn thing about sports. She's dumb as shit. And she has a show now that nobody watches. I mean, how long, how long are men going to subsidize his nonsense? Did you watch the NBA draft last night? No, I couldn't, because I know who's on it. I can't watch this show. All females now. Yeah, so I don't do it. Come on, dude. You guys, I mean, at least females play basketball though. Not them though. That one, that one. Candice Parker rocks. I think she's great. Yeah, she's great. Dorsberg rocks. They didn't put either of them in there. There's not that one woman that played some college ball that she got all fucked up. I can't remember her name, but she's on get up and first take a lot. She's a great, she knows. She knows a fuck. I don't know what her name is. She's kind of light skinned. Tall as fuck, obviously, and she's got braided hair. I don't know what her name is. Just the bad. No, no, no, she's on TNT. No, this woman never made it to the WNBA. She got fucked up, joined the coaching staff. I think she went to Tennessee or something, but she's super smart. But for the most part, it's like, come on, man, it's a bad product because they're like, Oh, Stephen, I spent what do you think about this guy's like, I have no idea who this guy is. And then they'll go to Woj and Woj will fuck him. Like, he'll just break the news before the guy gets drafted. Also, yeah. Like, why am I even watching the draft? I don't know. I don't know. You know what I did? I just followed Woj on Twitter and I skipped the whole goddamn thing. I fucking hate Woj. I do too. But for there's two days out of the year, where I follow him, trade deadline day and draft day. And that's it. I follow him in the summer. I'm not even kidding. I'll unfollow him after tonight. How is that a good TV product though? You're really in this suspense. It's not at all. It's so dumb. It's terrible. That's a terrible product, which one could argue if this goes bad tonight, it'll be a terrible product for CNN. Well, did they say anything about the candidates getting a walk out music? Because who is it? Somebody just said it. Yeah. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yeah. Case Vandenberg, Tennessee in the Twitter chat just said, Trump needs to enter to Stone Cold's music. And I totally agree. Even if he had to, like, say anything style, hold a fucking boombox over his head. Be great. Instead of Peter Gabriel at Stone Cold's music. Yeah. And he just fucking smashes the goddamn thing on the lectern. It'd be awesome. By the way, case, congratulations on your vols when in the baseball national championship, the day we party with him. Somebody just gave us 10 bucks said, give him a mini mental status exam. That is the guy. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. Cheers to you. We appreciate it. There's another one, actually. Another role here. 90 minutes sharp. That's it. No going over. Yeah, that's good for America, right? To put a time limit on our ability to find out what the fuck's going on. Sorry, guys. Time ran out. Yeah. Saved by the bell. Fuck off. That benefits Biden definitely. Yeah. Hector Ace 182 gave his five bucks. He says, even if the mic is off, he will just insult the Biden. The Biden. Whoa. Interesting. All he has to do is distract him. I agree with that. I don't, I'm not comfortable calling him the Biden. Me neither. I feel like I don't like that. That's like supervillain shit. You know what I mean? And by the way, he's not competent enough to be a supervillain. He'd be the worst supervillain of all time. Like, huh? Huh? He shows up to rob a bank and forgets where he is. He's sitting in the corner eating, putting while his guys are getting mowed down in the front. He's like, Oh, fuck. Just shits himself. I was supposed to be driving that car. God damn it. I shit myself and I was supposed to be driving. You guys got any diapers in here? Hey, listen, Jack. Come on, Jack. Come on, Jack. Give me a dippy. I need a little dippy to get going here, Jack. Speaking of dippy, if you have an older parent or relative who is dumping out regularly into a diaper, have him dump out in a ghost bed from ghost bed.com forward slash drink in bros 50% off everything in the entire store with a promo code drinking bros that check out, but get a cover if they're going to do count like that on the rag. You want to cover it. Yeah. You don't want to fucking like here. 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On July 8th, 2021, President Biden stood in the East room of the White House to declare the following. The United States did what we went to do in Afghanistan to get the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11 and to deliver justice to Osama bin Laden and to degrade the terrorist threat to keep Afghanistan from becoming a base from which attacks would be continued against the United States. We achieved those objectives. That's why we went. Less than three years later, terrorist organizations have reconstituted and now threatened not only the Middle East, but the United States homeland as well. That's why the S O A has penned an open letter of concern to policymakers illuminating the alarming trends we see in the world and here at home. So since August of 21, the U.S. has had to order the evacuations of nine embassies around the world. That's probably not great. That's not great. Like that's what happened in Benghazi, basically. We just happen to get out in time these times, luckily. At the end of 2023, the armed conflict survey concluded that there are currently 183 conflicts going on in 2023, the highest number 30 years. There's only 180 countries. So are three of them fighting each other twice? Multiple groups fighting multiple other groups inside of the same country. That's fun. Yeah. Where's that at? I would guess Somalia probably. That's on my list. Somalia is always on my list for everything. Yeah, Sudan, probably DRC, Democratic Republic of Congo, probably another one. Maybe the Philippines, I don't know. Man, I stopped caring about those. How about Burma, where Rambo was in Burma is always fighting like this. The government is fighting people there, though, and Afghanistan a little more than 20 to zero new terrorist organizations have sprung up under Taliban leadership. Al-Qaeda's commander. Ayan Al-Zarahiri was killed in a drone strike, a mile from the presidential palace in Afghanistan in July of 22 while ISIS K have conducted global attacks, which were either launched or inspired by Afghanistan. Early this month, Afghans, Afghanistan's Minister of the Interior, Secretary of State, basically, Sirajuddin Hakhani met with Emirati Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed Al-Nahan to discuss the reconstruction of Afghanistan. Hakhani not only carries a 10 million dollar bounty from the US Department of Justice for Terrorism, but is in charge of issuing Afghan passports as the Minister of Interior. So a guy that we currently have a 10 million dollar bounty on, a dead or alive assassination contract on, is the guy who's handing out Afghan passports that the Department of State in the United States are accepting for people to come into our country. Perfect. Do they meet up with them? Do you think you'd have to dine in pizza hut? No, no, I don't think they have dine in pizza hut there. They're all delivery. That's a shame. Yeah, well, that's a shame. They don't have the kind of space we do, I don't think. April 27th, 22, the Commanding General of Yousasak, which is US Army Special Operations Command, think Delta. Lieutenant General John Jonathan Bragg, which is an unacceptable name now, apparently, testified in front of the Armed Services Committee, the Senate on emerging threats and capabilities stating bluntly that, quote, "There is no sanctuary at home or abroad." And he means "sanctuary from terrorism." Porris borders offer an easy, avenue of approach in the United States, coupled with publicly or commercially available information used to target individuals, allows for adversaries to gain an asymmetric upper hand. Now, you know that CBP has had close to 200,000 encounters per month, right? And every encounter, unless the person is on the watch list, and then sometimes even if they are, they let them in. 200,000 people a fucking month. In the last three years, in addition to 2 million getaways, right? So that's 2 million a month, I'm sorry, 200,000 a month for three years, you can do that math, and then 2 million additional getaways. Whenever you have deep exhales like that. That's 5 and a half million people that they're admitting to. That's what they're admitting to. As of April 24, Chinese nationals attempting to illegally cross the border increased by 2,147% from the previous year. At the same time, US Navy Fleet Forces commander, Admiral Darryl Cottle, reported four nationals are stopped at Navy-based gates attempting to infiltrate US military facilities two or three times a week. Great. We all know the story of the Special Forces operator in North Carolina, who smoked those two Russians. And that's what they were. They were two Chechen guys that had Russian fucking phone numbers. Fuck out of here. Illegal Steve, by the way. The Biden has chosen to allow our foreign policy to be captured by Israel and by Ukraine, two places that have not one fucking thing to do with us, right? And to be weakened by it as well, right? Like our current posture defensively, both abroad and at home, are completely weak. They've allowed a passive invasion of this country. So once again, vote for America dot org registered a fucking vote. Because it matters who's in office. It really does. That's why tonight matters. These debates matter. If you're on the fence about it, tune in tonight's go out and meet the candidates, go to rallies, do something. Oh, wow, you can meet one candidate or two. I guess you can't meet Biden anywhere. He's not going out. But for the rest, you go out and get involved. This is the biggest election, I think in our lifetime. So far, and tonight's is a huge night here. So listen to these numbers. It just fucking sucks. Because what do you do? Let's say Trump gets in there. Is it really possible to deport? Let's say the two million people that you just mentioned. Is it possible to really just deport them overnight and get them the fuck out of there? Nothing happens overnight. But yeah, it's possible. It's going to be ugly. Which I don't mind. I mean, we got to do something. Every other country's having a fucking problem here. I've been listening to a lot of people talk about tonight's debate and everything they will and won't mention, obviously, immigration is going to be at the top of that. And inflation, which we mentioned earlier there with immigration, though, what I can't figure out is what's what's the point besides the voting base? Because I don't think all Latinos that are coming across are immediately going to vote for Democrats simply because they left a fucking country with the same socialist ideas or communists or whatever it is. What's the fucking master plan? And for Biden, what is it? Like, what is it trying to end the world or trying to essentially destroy America, it seems like? Like, what's the fucking master plan for it? I mean, it's great replacement. It's the same thing that weak emperors did towards the end of the Roman Empire. They started letting the Germanic hordes become citizens to hold offices and all this other shit. But it's never worked out well. No. And the history of the world. So why would it work now? I mean, it works. It depends on what you mean by work. It doesn't work to continue our country, but to reshape our country into something new that capitulates to the global government that it works really well. But then what would be the overall goal of a global government to have essentially one ruling class or power or person? It's always about money and power, right? So, you know, it used to be that the sun never set on the British Empire. That's a phrase they used to like to use, right? Which means think about that when you're in the import export business. First, it was spices and people, right? And textiles. And then it became oil and minerals and another shit. So like the British Iranian oil company was the biggest company in the world for some amount of time. If you can control A and C and everything in between, right? Nobody can fuck with you. You have a monopoly now, not just a monopoly on the business, but a monopoly on power as well. That's it. It's really simple. I mean, there isn't like, I know some people talk about how, oh, it's like they're getting ready for an alien invasion or whatever, like, no, it's just money. It's the same shit from always money and power to it. Bob, I texted you a video via Twitter if you can pop that open because it seems simple to me who to vote for and everything else. Well, there was a dude that was reposted, I think, by RFK today. Just post the Walmart guy. Just play this fucking video here of this simple and just buying fucking normal shit. I feel like I'll go be sick. I just like look through my Walmart history and I found this like Walmart order from two years ago for the whole month worth of groceries. 45 items cost $126 a whole month of groceries just for me, basically. But I did notice this reorder all button and I wanted to see how much it would cost now. Now, this order of 45 items for one month would have cost $414. That is four times more. How the fuck how like we know how, we know how, but if that is there's 40% or so aggregate real inflation plus corporations are always going to take advantage of that as well and raise prices. Yeah, it's funny how the right in the left are like corporations are doing this. Oh, the government's doing the feds doing this, like now they're both doing it. You think you got friends out there? Motherfucker? No, man. God damn it. And then on the other side of that, you got McDonald's dropping their prices down to the $5 venue and everything else. That's the beauty of capitalism, right? So in a real system, without capitalism, all these companies would just couldn't collude together or with the state and keep fucking raping you until you're completely done. No more money, right? With even the modified version of capitalism we have, if one assholes, it's like, you know what, fuck these guys. I'm selling my burgers for five bucks because this is what another thing that the Roman Empire did in the fourth century is called price fixing, right? So, or a price limiting. What was the phrase they use? Anyways, so I told you we were talking to Charlie Kirk about it yesterday. All of the coinage that Rome used was recalled. So they had gold, silver, copper, and one other one. They recalled all of it, right? And they melted it all back down and diluted it. That's that was how inflation happened back then because you had a certain amount of gold and a piece this big was worth X, right? Now a piece this big is mostly iron with a little bit of gold in there, a little bit of silver in it. So it's worthless. Inflation got so bad that people were charging prices so the the emperor put out an edict that you could like a full list of every product you could buy as a Roman citizen and you can only charge this much for it. So what two things happen? People immediately started charging the maximum amount because why wouldn't you, right? It's the same thing. It's the reverse of minimum wage. It's fucking stupid. If there's a minimum wage, that's what people are going to get paid. Yeah, not what you're worth. You're going to get paid that wage because that's a law. And the second thing that happened was a very sophisticated black market sprung up, a secondary economy on the other side, right? So, you know, say what you want about tax being theft and I agree with you, when there's nothing left for the roads to get done, then the entire country falls apart. That's just how it works. So this is where we're headed now. Seems like a blast. Yeah, seems like a fucking blast. Dustin Jones gave us 10 bucks says time to take my pants off. Agree. Yeah, we're sweating our decks off and here my pants are off. DJ Davis says, I guess five bucks. He says, my book, he took down the bait props. Well, it leaks. Everything leaks. Yeah. 90% of the bets are out there already. Ted Cross 10 bucks. He says, Dan, are you going to match Biden dump for dump? Do I don't know? Whoa. Tonight. I had salmon today. So I don't know if I've got that in me. Maybe if I had had like the jalapeno poppers, Bob was trying to order well, we are ordering them though. They're on the way. God damn it. Joel, where are we at with that? Where's the pizza at here? Okay. If Bob doesn't get his poppers, he's going to lose his shit tonight. Dixie red gave us literally 50 bucks and it's just a dude. It's a cartoon right in a fucking rocket. I don't know what that means. I always love that. And then a bird. Turgler. Sure. Gives 50 bucks. I said, I need Bob to hack the debate audio and play the meek bill and Diddy audio clip. Oh, on Patreon tonight, no way Ross would see that coming trumple laugh Biden will shit his pants and Ross will toss his headphones. Totally worth 50 bucks. There is two commercial breaks tonight, Bob. So yeah, you've got time to figure out what he'll be changing his pants in both of those. I promise you that. Oh, easily, easily. The heat is here, kids. I'm fucking going through it here tonight. I've just been pounding liquid deaths. Liquid death. You've seen this can seen it everywhere. Podcasts. Fuck man, your dad's house your mom's house. I feel like liquid death is literally everywhere these days. 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But just apocalypse now Martin Sheen. Yeah. God damn it. I want it. I'm going through it. If it's hot in there tonight, me stuttering throughout this fucking show tonight, imagine Biden down there in Atlanta. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure that CNN's air conditioner actually works. Maybe ours was working. I went out there. It was fucking spinning around. I blamed Lloyd Burke for not fixing the goddamn thing in the ceiling there. That's my guess right now. Tell me a shock wire. Not shocked. Oh, the panel. Yeah, the fucking panel, dude. I feel like it's coming right down on us. Next up, former FDA Vax deputy finally tells the truth. Dr. Philip Kraus, former vaccine deputy of the FDA told Congress in a hearing this week that the dangers of the COVID vaccine were intentionally obfuscated by the US government. Dr. Kraus said the rates of myocarditis. And these young men was quite high. In the early studies, it appeared to be around one in five thousand vaccines. We still don't understand why that was the case. People who've been previously infected with COVID or have previously had the COVID-19 disease were shown in a number of very good studies to have reduced incidents or subsequent COVID. And in fact, the protection of a previous episode of COVID was greater than the protection that was received from two doses of the vaccine. One in five thousand. So let's just look at some numbers because he's citing a specific age group here. And I took the age group that is the most at risk for myocarditis from the shot. That's 15 to 29. There's 270 million adults in the country, but that doesn't matter. 270 total million people got the Vax 135 million of them were male. Age is 15 to 9. It was 34 million, which means about 7,000 men just in those age ranges from 15 to 29 now have a life-threatening disease because of a vaccination for an illness that had absolutely no chance of killing them. Double the amount of dead on 9/11 just because, you know, people were cowards. Trump was a coward. Fauci was a coward. The entire medical industry cowards. And now people are going to die. Probably Bob. Probably me. No, dude, we're fucking built for tough. I also, I did not get the mRNA vaccine. Oh, yeah, you might live. I did. Yeah, you're dead. You essentially got water in his hands. Yeah, pretty much. I got the JJ. I don't want to drive four hours twice. Yeah, I get it. I'm kidding me. I fucking get it, dude. Yeah. I mean, this is pretty bad. Hearings aren't enough. I mean, the people that did this have to pay and some kind of meaningful way at some point. It's not going to happen. Including Trump. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. After he's president. He's gone. He's gone hard after that forever, dude. I mean, I think that's your biggest thing against Trump. His biggest mistake over over the four years banning the bump stock was the biggest. Okay, you got that at one and then you got the vaccines at two there. I mean, I guess you could say I guess I would say the vaccines worse because people are actually going to die. Nobody's going to die because the bump suck is in there. But the second amendment is more important to me, even the medical autonomy. Yes. But people need to lose their careers, their money, their freedom over this shit. And there's it depends on what your involvement is. I think Trump was kind of an idiot about it. But Fauci's been lying to people for decades. Wine about AIDS. That led to fucking persecution all over the world. People dying from that. And then, you know, about the NIH funding this shit in the first place, which we know they did. And then about how it should be handled, right? Serious question. What do you think that conversation was like? I'm sure Fauci met with Trump at some point and said, Hey, we got to do something. We got this fucking thing. We can push this out. Well, before 2020, I don't think most people who are old in a position of authority would have looked at a guy who's a career NIH employee and be like, now you're lying, right? But to me, that's no excuse. Like, I don't buy that. Like, I understand how that might make somebody like Trump or his staff more susceptible to just believe this guy until it's too late. But that's no excuse to me. Because you take Fauci, he was in there since Reagan, I believe, right? Yeah, 83, I think. So you go into the White House and you say, all right, both Republicans and Democrats have trusted this guy for 40 fucking years here at this point. Why shouldn't I trust him as well? And I think we all fall guilty to that where it's just like, yeah, man, what are you saying there? Okay. Yeah, that seems like you're right. How long you been doing this shop? 40. All right. To some to some degree, that that's probably true. But when it crosses the threshold of giving medical advice over Twitter, which is mostly what the NIH does in reality, like, aside from the research, I mean, like public facing stuff that they do. When it goes from that to trying to force vaccinate people, which, you know, was the thing, creating a vaccine that fucking has resulted in many, many deaths, a lot of deaths, a lot of thousands of people have died because of this. Somebody's got a fucking pay, right? At some point, you've got to stop. This is the same bullshit that Chris Cuomo talks about like, oh, look, we were just trusting the science, man. Like, as soon as I heard the phrase trust the science, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's like calling yourself America, like, trust America. It's like the president saying, you got to trust in America. Like, you're not America. You're a fucking peasant that we hired to do a job. Fuck face. I don't think anything will ever happen. I think it'll be a sweet Netflix doc in 10 years, and that's kind of it. We'll see. Like, if something weird goes on with this election and this, the country goes chaotic or tits up, I can guarantee you there's going to be a Batman Killian Murphy on the throne judgment day for these people. That'll happen for sure. It won't be that cinematic, obviously, but well, the next one up is over in Europe right now. Allegedly, and Bob, you can pull this up. Allegedly, they're already giving bird flu vaccinations. Have you heard about this over in Europe right now? Look, two people. Anybody who takes that deserves it? That's all I got to say about that. After all this shit that's happened, if you take that another SARS-CoV or a SARS-Fucking vaccination, God bless. What is it, Bob? Read this off here. I don't know. It says Finland to start bird flu vaccinations for humans in a world first, vaccine will be offered to those aged 18 or over who are at increased risk of contracting it. So basically farmers and shit like that. So I read this earlier this morning here, and I thought to myself, man, this is so new. You don't have enough time to do the science in air quotes there to see what the side effects are and what would actually happen to people later on down the road. Well, bird flu is not new. I don't know if this is the same stream. But transporting to humans. Is it never transported to humans before? Yeah, I don't know if is it age five and one. Maybe it flew and transported to humans before. Yeah, bird flu. People have gotten bird flu before, but it was age five and one. This is age five and two, I think. There's something new about this one. I'd have to look. But I mean, we're pretty well aware of bird flu. Yeah, and I don't care about birds getting the sniffles and stuff, bud. It's not that. It's humans, though. And I thought, Bob, this is the first time the humans have contracted it from an animal. No, it's not. When was it? Pull up the first case, for example. See when it was. Just out of curiosity. Because then, let's say, let's say you're, you're right. And it's like 20 years ago. 1997 and Hong Kong. Oh boy, do we trust them? Play that, play the music. Hong Kong is British. Play that music. Hong Kong was not Chinese in 1997. Chinese writer. I've never seen one white person over there, Bob. Oh, actually, my buddy lived over there and ran a business out of there for years. Sure did, because he wanted prostitutes. There's a lot of white expatriates. I've got a lot of white friends that are over there now, but there for other reasons. Dude, I don't think you know what a Hong Kong is. Yeah, I mean, have you not seen the Chris Tucker Jackie Chan movie? I sure have. I sure have. Why do you think Chris Tucker did it? Play that, play that music again. He wanted the ladies. Chris Tucker wanted the ladies over there, dude. Um, let's see, he's great. Let's see. We got, I've heard. We've got some more here, um, checking in from work, uh, AKA white Kevin. Oh, shit. Good for good for white Kevin. Millennial Republic says that Iowa doesn't exist. That's just a fucking fact. Um, yeah, one shot. Okey says proud to be on Vax. Congratulations. And then he also says pure blood, baby. Good for you, bud. For withstanding the retardation. Yeah, man. Good for you. Play that song again. Yeah, one more time for Hong Kong. Yeah, we'll switch it up. Take that. That's fine. Brown skin's brown skin. I don't mind that at all. I don't mind that at all. You were trying to throw us a curve ball, but guess what? Yeah, I love it. I love it. No, I mean, that's just basic filmmaking right there. I'm the third opportunity. You got to change it up. What was the, what was the family guy episode? It's the theory of thirds. It is. What was the first though? It was both Asian and then he went to Mexico. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Two, two normal and then you, you throw them a curve ball. Yeah. 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To be fair, we only experiment on Beagles because they're one of the most trusting breeds. No. Yeah, I had one. I had one. No, that definitely didn't make it worse, Bob. Thanks. That's true, actually. They use Beagles because they're so trusting. My Beagle ate something poisonous in the backyard and crapped out, and I was like, "Are they trusting or are they just..." Well, I guess that yes, I guess maybe you're right. They were so trusting they were eating poisonous shit in the backyard. Then Turnout says, "How much do you want to bet Biden's opening statement is shitting his pants?" Oh, it'll be great. There's no opening statement otherwise I would take that bet. Charitard, which is, I assume, a retarded Charizard, which so I like that, right off the get-go. Big fan. Bro, you're speaking retrospectively. At some point, we all trusted Fauci's narrative. I never trusted that. Not one day. We were from fucking January 28th when we first heard about it. 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I called the cops and she was taking the jail. This has been happening for a year. She's morbidly obese and stays at home all day. Poor man is weak. I think there's a lawsuit here for you for pain and suffering. One. And here's how you, this is technically entrapment, but there's no law about it so it's not. Okay. You've seen cartoons, right? Oh yeah. Bake a pie, put it on your window sill. That fat fuck is coming, dude. Probably levitating to get there, which means she's going to leave a dent in your yard when she drops down when she gets the pie. I hope so. Then you snare, then you call the cops. Free money. I hope so. I'm going to add this story here because I got this email this morning. Deceased individuals deserve AI protections. Tell your senators today. Dear Ross, thank you for your advocacy around AB 1836. Don't know what that is found out today afterwards. That will help this vital bill pass the California Assembly without a single no vote. Right now, if passed, AB 1836 would prohibit the non-consensual digital replication of deceased performers. An audio visual works and sound recordings without the consent of their estate. We must fight to prevent deceased performers from being digitally replicated in ways they would never have approved. That's fair. That is, man. I didn't know this wasn't a law, by the way. That seems wild to me. Yeah, you think that the name, image, and likeness would immediately go to the state after death. I didn't know that you had to fucking articulate this. So this bill is actually to get it to go to the estate. So the family members will own it forever. And I wondered about this in the Drake thing, because he used AI Tupac in that. And I know his estate released something saying they were pissed off about it, but they didn't end up suing. I would be. Well, that's because Tupac is alive and he's like in Bulgaria or some shit, right? I hope he's in Bermuda. Bulgaria would be awful. No, you can't go to Bermuda. People are going to fucking see you. You've got to go to some shithole eastern black country. Lenny Kravitz has like one of those private islands down in an awful like Jamaica or something. Yeah, but he's going to fly a keyhole satellite over that thing. Elon could out him and he might. But he doesn't want to. You don't know that. He's a Tupac man. But the fact that this even exists, I was unaware of this until this morning and I got this fucking email from them. What a weird fucking place to be in right now. Yeah, it's a world where it's just like, hey, we got to sign off on all of our shit. You and I have been approached about it kind of in passing, but never had a serious conversation about it. Because we've done so many fucking episodes of "Drinking Bros." Yeah. Combined, I think it's like 17 or 1,800 now at this point. Bob, I think we should look into this. Bob and Delco feed all of our, we have thousands of hours of us doing shows, feed it into one of these AI things and see if it can't spit out a show. It can. Like an audio show. It definitely can. So they're doing it for Rogan right now. We've played that on the show in the past. Yeah, what do you think is happening right now? Yeah, exactly. We're not actually in the studio. None of this is real. Thanks for blowing up my spot, asshole. I like how AI is doing it. We're still not making money. And Mike can't stop saying content. My horrific speech today is not AI. It's definitely the key. Dixie Red gave us another 50 bucks. Holloway, Patterson, 2028. Misspelled my name there, Bud Bud. Fuck it. I'll change my name. I would you ever run? No. For any office whatsoever? Maybe something local. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like governor. I think that would be great. And at least where you live, you could protect. And I'm not against it. My wife is like, dude, I don't want to fucking be involved in this bullshit. You're run for governor of Texas and then to seed. If I ran, could I do it in a wheelchair, even though I'm not handicapped? I don't see why not. I just want to kind of feel-- It's like, hey, oh, I think you got to be upfront about it. Like, hey, I'm not handicapped or crippled or whatever you guys say. I'm just really tired. And I'm not walking all the way over there. It's not happening, right? So you either fucking follow me around with a chair and put it down every time I'm finished, or fucking I'm in the wheelchair. You choose. DJ Davies says, let's start a drinking bro's party. Jared for president. Last row, Lopez for VP. Laser for attorney general. And Gary Fals for press secretary. I'd be on board with that. Sure. 'Cause I'm not involved. Yeah. Yeah, all that sounds fine. That sounds fine. Next up, fake meat will kill you. Replacing meats and dairy with plant-based swaps might not be the simple health hack you think it is. Although eating fresh vegetables is linked with lower risk of cardiovascular diseases, you may want to reconsider how many vegan burgers and cakes you actually tuck into. Scientists found opting for ultra-processed plant-based product, such as vegan sausages, burgers, and hot dogs intended to replace animal-based foods, as well as cakes and crisps. I like that. Crispises. Check chumps. Is linked with a 15% higher risk of suffering, heart attacks, and strokes. We talked about this with Lucinda the other day on the show. Yeah. I mean, this isn't rocket-surger or nothing. I think people know that grinding up soybeans and cardboard and adding enough shit to it so it's palatable probably isn't going to be good for you, right? Yeah. Something that stays on the shelf. I mean, make your own bread one day from scratch, right? And it's five ingredients, salt, water, yeast, flour, and sometimes olive oil, I guess it depends on what you're making. You do it all the time in your house. It's usually sourdough. Sometimes you make a sourdough starter as well, which is just flour and water over time, right? So it's not a whole lot of ingredients there. Make it and then put it on your counter and put it next to one that you bought from the store that came in a bag and see how long it takes both of them to disintegrate. That's what's happening inside of your body. It's fucking dumb. Just don't eat that shit. What's the red dye that's pouring out of those impossible burgers? Because it's not blood, obviously. It might be that enzyme. Well, no, they wouldn't use that. There's an enzyme made from the plasma of pig blood that's used to glue meat together to make fake cuts of meat. That's a thing too. Then there's the pink slime they use for hamburger meat. I don't know what the pink stuff, I think it's beet juice, actually. Oh, I think that's right. Hey, Bob, look it up. Is it beet juice? I was going to say that as a joke. No, I think it's real. Because I don't think there's anything else that was strong. I mean, but why? We wanted to look like meat. You know what hasn't ever happened? Not one motherfucker in the history of meat and vegetables has tried to make a steak look like a goddamn broccoli head. Not once. No, I was like, hey, man, you want to carve this? I just don't want to see the meat, you know? Fucking mongoes. It is beet juice, yeah. Fuck you! Look at that. God, I'm so angry right now. Look at that, dude. Isn't that nuts? And when you have it, you know you're not eating meat. I mean, it's like 153 ingredients. Hey, you know what eating fake meat is like? It's like those dudes you're seeing on TikTok now, talking about their trans girlfriend and how they're not gay. If you watch somebody eat fake meat, you can see that same look in their eyes. They know they're gay, both of them. Who is the guy with Virginia, Miss Virginia that's trans? One of them, the Marine got me into it. Well, that's, I mean, Marines will fuck a whole of the ground. They don't care. She's probably just like, I mean, he's like, oh, only anal? I'm in. Fuck yeah, dude. Next up, sponsor wise, we got my bookie.com. Promocote drinking bros, doubles at first deposits, all the way up to $1,000. Trump is minus 163. That's the odds right now. I mean, that's the highest I've ever seen since 2020 here. I don't know why that changed overnight. I know why they took the debate odds off. Most of it leaked earlier, and that's fine. But shit, dude. Bronnie James going to the Lakers. What was that at? I don't even know if you could bet that, man. I think you could. I think it was two to one. Last time I checked. That's free money. No shit. It's free money, and that just happened, right? Right before we went on air, so he's there. Yes, he's a liquor. And tons of stuff to bet on, turn your love of sports into your new side hustle at minebookie.com. NFL odds are up. Week one college football spreads are up right now, which is nuts to me. Georgia minus 13 and a half against Clemson opening day. That is a big boy spread down there. Ohio State minus 15 and a half. You can bet on Heisman Trophy winners. And then Delco and Bob love your live casino show on Drinking Bros Sports. Are you up or down this year? We're playing. Yeah, we're still playing. We're never down here. It is quite, you know. Yeah, it's true. That's true. Did it help you in Vegas at least when you went to Vegas? Did it help me? Yeah, did you win in Vegas? I mean, I'm definitely the most warmed up either. I wasn't in Vegas, but I'm the most warmed up I've ever been on. Can you stop saying that warm for fuck's sake? I'm not going. I can't shoot on you. I'm sorry. I'm so warm in here that is. Oh my god. I can't shoot on you today, Bob. I've been off tonight. I'm going to. It is warm. That's how hot it is. I'll say what Bob. It is warm in here. No. And if it's warm in your house, you need money for a new AC. Buy it all on MyBookie.com. Make sure to use that promo code drinking, bros, to double that first deposit up to $1,000. Next up, the CIA contractors used by Biden's campaign and election interference have been outed apparently. Ooh, the committee on the judiciary, it's a select subcommittee on the weaponization of the federal government's and the permanent selection committee on intelligence have revealed how in the final weeks before the 2020 presidential election, 51 former intelligence officials coordinated with the Biden campaign to discredit serious allegations about Biden's family influence pedaling. By the way, one of those 51 intelligence former intelligence officials was Dana Bash's husband. Stop. Yeah. Wow. Anything Trump brings that up tonight? I would. I would too. I would expect him to as well. In issuing a public statement using their office titles, these former intelligence officials sought to cast an explosive New York Post story and Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop as Russian disinformation. President Biden even cited to the statement in a televised debate with President Trump shortly before the election to accuse President Trump of leveling false accusations. I don't remember that one. Was he saying in one of the debates that the laptop was out there? Um, I don't know. I don't know what that's in reference. I know he brought up. I believe it was Burisma at the time in Ukraine, but I'm unaware about the laptop in one of those debates. The 51 former intelligence officials, Hunter Biden's statement was a blatant political operation from the start, they say. It originated with a call from top Biden campaign officials and now Secretary of State. Oh, Anthony Blankens in there. Look at that, dude. It's a former deputy central intelligence agency director, Michael Morrill. The committee's investigation revealed that without this outreach from Blinken, Morrill would have not written the statement. Indeed, Morrill told the committee that the Blinken phone call triggered his intent to write the statement. So what happens now? That I don't know. I mean, I guess we'll see who wins the presidency. Because if Trump wins and he can instruct his attorney general to prosecute all these people for this, because ever all of this is a crime. We'll see. It depends on who wins the election. That's all I have to say about that. What's the evidence? Is it phone calls? Phone calls, emails, and testimonies. So they have testimony that Morrill and Blinken made phone calls or had a phone call and that Morrill told the committee that Blinken calling him and telling him to shut the story down is why he wrote the statement and went out to the 50 others and had them sign it. Okay. And then who posted this today? Because I didn't read anything about this whatsoever. The GOP Judiciary Committee. So it came from their official Twitter. Okay. I don't think it fucking matters. I don't think anybody, like the media's not going to cover this bullshit. We'll see. We'll see. I mean, to be honest, I'm not confident that anybody's ever going to go to jail for it. But some people should. They definitely should. I wonder if Trump will bring it up tonight, because Tapper will mute the mic and obviously say, "Hey, this is unconfirmed and this isn't fucking true." It is 100% true. I think it is as well. It's not about thinking it's true. They've published the evidence now. But that's the biggest struggle with tonight's debate. What if he says no and then you don't have a chance to respond? What if Tapper or... Then you wait for your next turn to talk and you say, "Yeah, it is true." Yeah. Fuck him. What's he going to do? Jesus Christ. Let's see. Josh Metcalf. My ex used to be beat me and break my stuff, but she was great in bed, had cops drawn me. Because she told them I had a gun, but still got some gagging on my dick after a couple of days in jail. Somebody paid to say that live on there right now? 10 bucks, yeah. Okey shot, Okey. One shot, Okey. Excuse me. Here's my first contribution to Dan Holloway for governor. Five dollars. Thank you. There you go. That's it. That's all you need to run. It's $5. Good drinking game. Five pounds every time... Drink every time Biden says, "I've to sit with whatever he says." And then JP, five bucks, he says is one of the ingredients of fake meat, forearm skin. I don't know if he means foreskin. But that would be not vegan, because it's an animal product, technically. And then in TK Fabworks, who makes the retard science for us, says to go buy a goddamn tape measure and tell me how big to make the fake news sign for the studio that I've been trying to make for you since you were in North Carolina. I don't know what fucking... What am I supposed to measure, my dick? What am I supposed to be measuring? Good luck with that, friends. Tonight's debates will be live on Patreon here in about 45 minutes. The last story is Melania Trump's debate mystery. Well, before we get to that, Bob, go to the site. What site? Drinking bros. We have a couple of new things on here I want to show you. Yeah, pop them up, dude. One of them. That hat I wanted that just says hard R on it. That's on the way here right now. Okay, great. Just to test it and see if it works. So click on that first one right there. Okay. This is a QR code. And when somebody scans it, Bob, go back to the email. Well, don't just show the email. Is that real? Yeah, and then when they click on it, it's this. And this will be a t-shirt that's available for sale as well. Oh, that's great. It's not out yet, but it will be next week. I don't think I've ever seen a barcode on a shirt. That would work. That's fun. Look at technology. Go back to that other page. Drinking bros.com. That convicted felon shirt is doing really well for us. Yeah. Convicted felon is doing well. You've seen that out there. And the public, go to DrinkingBros.com for that. Last story here tonight before we get into it. Melania Trump's debate mystery. How former First Lady could break tradition of presidential showdown since 1976, as speculation grows about her campaign. Future, the question of whether or not Melania Trump will attend Thursday night's presidential debate remains a mystery as questions mount over whether the First Lady will publicly campaign with her husband. I haven't seen her at all. I'm assuming it's because of the trials. I'm also assuming that she might just not give a shit. When they say her campaign future, do they mean if she's going to campaign for him or are they? Correct. Because she's not running for office. But Jill Biden is out everywhere. Making speeches, kissing babies. You know, it's not things. It's a big mic. Or Joe. No, so big mic, it's actually kind of a thing. Apparently behind the scenes, somebody from her team told the press that the reason she hasn't been campaigning for Joe is because of Hunter's ex-wife, who's a friend of hers. No shit. And how they treated that whole situation. OK. Interesting. Unclear if that's true or not, but that's the word on the street from all the political fucking people I know. Because she's a big help once she gets out there. If she sits it out, they're in trouble with Melania. Look. Who fucking knows, dude? I, she probably is sick of all this shit. I mean, what do you, you can't put her out on the stump to do messaging. No. Because she's going to be like, I don't, I don't care. I don't, who gives a fuck about Christmas? Fuck these kids. I, I, allegedly the rumor is she's pretty fucking pissed about all the Stormy Daniels shit. Rightfully so. Which is why. Wait, didn't that happen before her? No, no, no, no. She happened while she was pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It happened. With Barron. It was occupied. That whole was occupied. There was a seven foot giant living inside of her. And Trump was like, hey, dude, I, I can't put my penis inside. I bet you that's what happened. This whole scandal was nothing more than fucking Barron was grabbing his cock. That's it. And then there's a grown man inside you already. I'm leaving. That's why he's so powerful. Did he get drafted, by the way? I know the second round is going on. Did he get drafted? He's not old enough. You got to be 19. So. Yeah. Okay. Cut one more year for Barron. I'd draft him. He's, what, six, eight? I mean, if you're going to draft, if you're going to draft Bronnie James just to make LeBron happy, what about making the president happy? Barron Trump is legitimately, I think eight inches taller than Bronnie James. Yeah, big time. Oh, yeah. But I don't know that he's ever held a basketball his hands either. Doesn't matter. Think about Jersey sales. If you're in Florida, let's say you're the Orlando Magic for Christ's sakes and you put Trump on the back of that jersey. And let's say it was 45 or 47. I mean, he could go to Liberty University. It would sell out, yeah. Go to Liberty. His first year was 45. His second year would be 47. Then he gets drafted. Yeah. Barron's going to Duke. You think so? David Duke, maybe. I don't think he's going to. He's probably going to college, right? He'd probably go to Ivy League school, you would think, right? But I'm saying that would be good fit. Just a hatable white man. I hope he goes to Arizona. Why do you hate him? Because he's a tall white on Duke. I just hate tall whites. He does. He hates tall whites on Duke. But I don't like short whites on Duke either. As a matter of fact, the short whites on Duke have been worse. Yeah, Shire was fine. JJ Radik, I liked. Radik was cool. But he's not short. He's not short. Radik was great in Ireland. Radik's 6-4. Grace in Ireland's asshole. No, everyone hated JJ Radik in college. He had this like crazy kind of like glow up in New York. Yeah, he did. He reversed course. Complete 180 of JJ Radik. Man, he did a great job. I loved him at Duke. But Baron is allegedly Trump said, quote, interested in going to Penn. It's going to be Penn or Columbia. It'll be Penn or Columbia. No, not Columbia. Penn stayed out of the headlines. It'll probably be Penn. I would lean towards Penn for sure. I don't think he's going to go to fucking Columbia after all that bullshit. Dee Strawzer says nothing. Five bucks. Thank you. Yeah. Josh Metcalf. Fuck you, Ross. Then he says love you, Ross. Yeah. You got to fuck the one you love. It's been a real emotional rollercoaster for him tonight. Sure. And then Fubar, 38, two pounds. Josh is a liar. Everyone hates you, Ross. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's absolutely true. For Melania, though, look, she doesn't swing the campaign for Trump. Trump's his own fucking machine. Jill does. If you don't have Jill, you don't have a fucking candidate. I mean, that's all they got right now. I think they should replace her. Like maybe a suburban woman gets turned off by, but I doubt it. Yeah. I think they should replace her. Who? Women are caddy. They don't want to see a fucking PhD up there. They want to see somebody normal. Well, she's a doctor. She's not. She is a doctor. Yeah. You will respect that on this show. You will respect that. Now's the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week. There's a bunch of people raging in here all today. You've made it through the heat and you haven't blacked out yet. Drinking hard AF Salters. It's incredible. Who wants to come on up here today? Where's the guy with the mustache? Who told, hey, I'll drag my balls across the seltzer for the fucking party we're throwing here. Who's popping up? There it is. Play the music. Come on down. Come on down. Other side. There you go. There you go. Look at it. If you're not in the studio, you can't submit your drinking bro of the week at drinkingbroze.com. There's a submission form that will get emailed to us. We'd rather have you here in the studio. How many fucking seltzers are we drinking today? Oh, I was counting a few hours ago. I bet you did. Yeah, it's been a good day. Well, for you. Yeah, for everybody else it's going to be a fucking nightmare. Yeah, they got a deal with me. It was a business event when we donated some seltzers. Guy walks in and you go, hey man, I drag my balls across every fucking case you're about to grab and I was like, nope, can't do that. Can't do that in a business setting. He was surprisingly okay with it. He was. He was actually cool about it, thankfully. But maybe, maybe tamp that down next time, all right? Maybe tamp that down. You've been here raging all day. I had to pick up the kids. When did the air go out? What's that? I have no idea. We bounced out of here and got some barbecue. You did good for you. Yeah, came back. Where'd you go? Fuck. Slab right up the road. Slab. I don't know it. Yeah, it's like Switch. Oh, Switch. Yeah, it's Switch. No, there's a there's a slab. Where? Yeah, it's Slab as well. Slab's right off Brody. Oh, so you're correct him. That's down by that. Wait, he drove a little bit. We also drove from Tennessee yesterday, so that was right down the road. Okay, yeah. Tell everybody your name. I'm Mike. Yeah, Mike. Tell everybody who you want to drink in bro the week to be. Uh, we're, me and my boy over there, actually, we were kicking this idea around. We want to give it to our good friend, William Bocock, aka the Bent Rooster. Guy's an absolute fucking legend. Absolute party animal. We got really fucked up within this weekend. Uh, just, I think. The Bent Rooster. The Bent Rooster. Okay. Yeah. And where do the Bent Rooster nickname come from? It was the last name to Bocock. Oh, well, sure. Yeah. We, you know, we've also kicked around like the wobbly penis. And yeah, there's a whole slew of them, but uh, Bocock, the Bent Rooster. Bent Rooster works very well. Yeah. Yeah. Guy's a legend. Um, uh, we served with him quite a while back, and uh, we keeping touch and partying. The dude's an absolute fucking animal. So, uh, yeah, giving it to, uh, the Bent Rooster for being a fucking living legend. Hell yeah. And then how long are you guys in town for? Uh, I think we're going to hang out for the weekend before we got to take it on back. Right on. Back to Tennessee. Yeah. Did you just drive down here for, for this or? Yeah, pretty much. No fucking way. Yeah, he hit me up. He's like, hey man, I got some vacation time coming up. Uh, I was like, funny enough, fucking so do I. Yeah. He's like, you want to take a road trip to Texas? For what? He goes, let's go to the fucking drinking, bros. That's good. Fucking yeah, let's make this happen now. How many of you had so far to. Including beers? I think I'm around eight or nine right now. All right, perfect. Yeah. Grab a couple out of there and uh, we'll shotgun, uh, together live on air right now. Yeah. It's, it's been so goddamn hot today. Go ahead and grab, grab two out of the fridge. And uh, and we're good to go. Quick reminder, Warren Patreon here in 35 minutes at the top of the hour. Which Iraq and Delco will start maybe five, 10 minutes early to get things heated up here. Now once I'm done editing this audio. Yeah. Yeah. How long is it going to take you? Five minutes. Because you're one of the best. Give yourself a round of applause. Goddamn it. You've earned it. Or the Chinese one. There you go. Nailed it. I fucking nailed it, dude. Cut, cut, cut her open here. Yes, and uh, and let's fucking party. Who said no yellow? Dan always says no yellow. I'm a big yes yellow guy. You know, I wasn't one point. I don't know if my wife is watching this, but uh, you know, yellow is fine. It's fine. All right, what are we, what are we doing? What are we cheering to here? Uh, fucking third baggery. Bad decisions. And uh, yeah. I like all that. Let's do it. Let's do it. Ah, not great. Not great. Hey, a little too small. Yeah, a little too small. Started coming out of the top. No big deal. Who cares? All right, we got nothing to live for anymore. The debates tonight. Goddamn it. Join us on drinking bros. Podcast Patreon. We'll be doing about 15, 16 more of those. Probably getting an Uber. Probably telling the wife to fuck off at some points, parents, relatives. You get it. That's what happens when politics are involved. All right. Appreciate you tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show five, start and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. And you can walk away at that point and subscribe to drinking bros. Podcast Patreon will be live. Picture in picture for the debates. 33 minutes for Anthony and Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is drinking bros. Spake news. Good night, everyone. [Music]
