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It's got a big, big Tuesday show for you here. Yesterday, we were talking about the presidential debate, the first one coming up on Thursday. We got some news today from some of our colleagues. That's CNN is not allowing normal media outlets like us, I guess. I don't know for media. I don't know what a podcast is. They're giving permission to television to repost it, but not to any other type of media. So no podcasts, no YouTube, no nothing. I mean, we're going to do it anyway, but we're going to have to, because I think Sager has to do his on Patreon as well. Pull up his Instagram feed. That's where I saw this right before we came on air. So we'll be able to do the first 10 minutes on Twitter, cut that feed off, but we'll be on Patreon the entire time. Okay, and then we can show picture-in-picture with the actual debate on the screen. Because look, you don't want to listen to the show with just with audio. I mean, the audio is fine for the audio listeners, but if you're watching it on Thursday nights, what was Sager's response there? What do you say? CNN has told breaking points it's not allowing independent media channels to stream their presidential debate, despite granting permission to quote all other terrestrial news organizations. It's a blatant protection racket to protect elite media. What is elite media? Legacy media, TV and cable news. It's not going to work. They're fucking failing miserably. So who cares? I don't understand this. If you're a CNN, for example, who is a failing network, and I know Trump says it all the time, he's not kidding, by the way, like it's real. It is a failing network. Why not allow all your advertisers, all your things, everything that's going on throughout the program to be televised everywhere? Because it's not about money anymore. It's about controlling narratives, right? That's it. The reason they're going after Alex Jones so hard has nothing to do with anything, like there's no way to quantify the suffering that is incurred by the loss of a child, I would imagine, especially not financially. But the idea that he owes them $1.5 billion for asking questions about stuff is retarded, right? It has nothing to do with that. It's just about trying to shut him up, which is not going to work, by the way. The only way to shut that dude up is to put a bullet in his dome. And to be honest, that's not even going to shut him up. Truthfully, have you seen his numbers on Twitter? Yes, sick. Massive. There's no way to shut that dude up. Chase Geyser, fucking Owen Troyer. You're not shutting any of those guys up. They'll just do their own shows. Now, Alex himself will probably sign a huge deal with Twitter, I would imagine. Because right now, Jim Rome, and I'm not a big fan of Jim Rome. I know none of you guys probably are either. Bob, you're fan of Jim Rome at all? Phenomenal. Yeah, right. I don't care. He signed a massive deal with Twitter. And like right now, he's got to show live on air and it has 1.2 million washers on it. They've got also a new chat on Twitter as well, that is very similar to YouTube. So cool man, keep fucking around with all the way that we live on shit. Are we live on Twitter today? No, we're live on Patreon today. But keep fucking around with all this shit, man, and Eli will figure this out. Because the one thing that everybody's kind of complained about or wanted, which is why YouTube is a back end for a Patreon, is simply that live chat feature. I guess it's expensive or there's something tech wise that causes a lot of memory or storage or something to store all these comments while nobody else has done it. But when I popped over to one of the live shows here about five minutes before this one started, and I looked their live chat looked pretty fucking dope, dude. So congratulations. The only thing that he was asking for is that you're verified on there, which isn't a bad thing. You can keep bots and shit out of there. He just wants you to pay eight bucks. Well, that too. But I mean, look, if you're trying to keep a chat clean, because we've had this problem on YouTube, some weirdo will pop in from Belarus or whatever and bots. And then we got to go in and delete the guy and put him in a penalty box and all this other fucking bullshit. It sucks. If you're verified and paying for it and you want to talk shit, cool, man. I mean, it's not working on Twitter yet, because there are like thousands of bots that have blue checkmarks. It's all porn. There's so much. So much porn. Yeah. So I don't know how they're subverting it just yet. But you know, it's a process. It takes time to weed the shit out. You solve them problem and three more pop up. That's just the way it is in tech. Yeah, that's how it goes. But I am very interested in Elon's chat function. If it if it does well, we might move all of our shit over there. It's certainly be worth a conversation. I know we've picked up a bunch of followers over there because of it when we do go live over there. And yeah, I mean, I'm looking at it now. Pop like if you pop on Alex Jones's one right now on on Twitter, if you go to the right hand side, they've got all the all the chats in there and it looks fun. Looks the same as YouTube. So I'm with it. And at least they're letting people say whatever the fuck they want. So it's great because I'm looking at some of the comments now and I can leave one in the chat right here. Are you logged in? Yeah, there you go. Right there. Boom. Look at that new technology. So with Alex Jones getting shut down like this, it almost feels like they did this just in time for Alex to move over. Yeah. Do they have like a tip feature and all that other bullshit? No, I'm sure they'll get there. Or can you require people be surprised? Yeah, they do. They literally do have a feature right here. Where's that at? There's a little money icon right here. No. So the last thing I would ask is one, how do you moderate? I'm sure there are moderator tools behind. We can figure that out. And the second question is, can you do shows that only your subscribers can see because you know, it's different from a follow on Twitter. And if that were the case, then Patreon may not even be a thing in the future, to be honest. Well, why not? If you could go out to this many people, like, yeah, it's pretty incredible. Because Patreon is a platform that most people don't have. And even even us now, we have a very we have more live content on Patreon than anybody else in the world. Correct. Like literally more than anybody else in the world. But it's a third party platform, right? And there's no chat function on it. If we had it all in one thing, so there's no latency. Right now, there's about a 17 second delay on this stuff. Right. If there's no latency and we're getting immediate comments from people, I don't see the use for Patreon. I mean, you're seeing it live on screen right there. Put the thing over it. Looks pretty fucking cool to me, man. I'm in. I'm in for sure. Take that tip thing and see where it takes you. Yeah, just out of curiosity. Because we did talk about this on yesterday's show at the end. If you use it. Oh, Venmo's on there. All right. There we go. Wow, that's super interesting. Okay. So does Eli own it? Eli, does Elon Musk own fucking Venmo? He was the founder of PayPal. Yeah. So and Venmo is PayPal. Oh, they are. But he cashed out on PayPal. Yeah, he's I don't think he owns any stock anymore. Yeah, but you know, he's got some connections over there. I'm sure you made a call and said, Hey, how'd you guys like to be the featured financial tip on here? What would you wreck in there? That's worth. And I bet you they cut a sweet deal. Homeboys got to put some light on his face here, but that's not his fault. Yeah. Yeah, he's back. That is his fault. If you do media, you know not to open the window behind you. Come on, bro. You can't do this with you. Let's get who find out who this guy is. Let's get him. Hey, let's get it, bro. I imagine he's not in media. He's just our dude. Oh, man. He's got air pods in like. Hey, we don't know what he did. Shit. Everybody on fucking sports center as a AirPods in sure do. Sure do. It's ridiculous. Different world out there. So that being said, we want to show this picture in picture. The CNN debates on Thursday nights to join us on Patreon. We're also going to move fake news to 6 p.m. Central time. Yeah. So seven Eastern, six central will be fake news. Then we will start a new live stream. We're going to talk. At the end of fake news, we're going to go through all of our bets on my bookie.com four slash drinking bros. Yes. We're going to go through all the bets that we're going to do for the prop bets that exist for the debate. Then we're going to do like a 10, 15 minute lead-in and then at nine Eastern, eight central, we're going to go live again on Patreon. Yeah. And because of the new rules, which we discussed yesterday on fake news with this debate, there is no live audience. So there's not going to be any distractions. They are going to mute the mics in between. And they did agree to a certain set of commercial breaks, which is also fascinating to me. And the team, well, I'm sorry, the candidate is not allowed to meet with their team during the commercial breaks either. So Bob, I would say what, is it 90 minutes or two hours? Well, I think it's 90 minutes. Okay. So if I take a 15 minute break in the middle, uh, no, they're doing commercial breaks. I believe at five minutes a piece. So you're probably looking at 15, 15 minutes total of commercial breaks. So it should be a pretty clean show actually. Uh, and this format might not be terrible the way that it's set up, because there is no opening speech anymore. So you're not going to say, Oh, my fellow Americans, I want to do this and this and this, like you're not going to be able to do that, which has always been horseshit anyways, hop right into the questions, get it over with also in Atlanta, which depending upon where, where it's shot. I know it's at CNN, but their old studios were downtown, uh, by the omni. I think they've moved out to Georgia Tech. You don't know who would be booing or screaming for one. I mean, it's never all that's eliminated. Like you can't buy the audience is gone. Yeah. I mean, in a normal situation, it's not people aren't buying tickets to this shit and they're not handing them out like they do for a jam. I got a call this morning to buy tickets and I was like, yeah, because you're on that fucking list for the, the charity. No, no, no, no, no, no, a listener called and said, Hey, I'm going to be in Atlanta. Can you get me tickets to this? I don't see them on drinking bros tickets.com. And I said, Hey, they're actually not doing an audience this year at all. Yeah, for these political tickets, these political events, people that have participated in charities, given money, will get emails about it sometimes, but the bulk of the audience are the people who have given big dollars to one of those two candidates typically. That's how it works. I mean, you saw it when during the Republican primary debates, remember the ones that didn't have the guy who was actually running for president? Yeah, I sure do. What a fucking waste of time that was, but it was all like Nikki Haley surrogates in the crowd cheering for her. Yeah, fucking Nikki. It was all people who had paid for her campaign. Well, that'll, but that'll lead me to this next question for you is, you know, obviously, yesterday we talked about Trump having his VP picks there that are going to be in the audience, but there is no audience. So are they just going to let in 10, 15 people that are super high power? Like, what's the sense there? No, I mean, they'll, they'll be people on scene that are media. Right. Media will be there. Yeah. But they, so the media who after debates, they always interview people for spend. Correct. There's like three or four interviews afterwards, typically from either side of the political aisle. If I'm the Republicans, I tried out Mavic for that. The first guy. You, you lost a lot of people. I think that a crazy chick from Alabama. Yeah, I think at the end of the debate, Trump announces his VP pick. That would be a smart move and he announces that it's a fake. And then it goes right to him for a commentary. That would be the smartest move. I agree, but that's definitely won't happen. What do you expect? Why would it not happen? I am hearing JD Vance behind the scenes. Who, who does he secure? I am, but with you, he's secure. That's, that doesn't make any sense. So I will say about JD Vance, he kind of does split the diff on a sort of like normal ish politician, basically, because he's just like a white guy from the Midwest and the Vivek sort of aggressiveness, because he is kind of loud mothers in the right way. But he is, he's, he is aggressive. His rhetoric is aggressive, like Vivek Ramaswamy says, but he's a little more rust belt. I think if Trump goes out, trots out another fucking a younger version of Mike Pence, he's going to lose. He is not a younger version of Mike Pence. How do you mean? I mean, if he's a, if he's an ordinary run of the mill, he's not, that's what I'm saying. He's from the rust belt. So he can sell that sort of, and I don't think- Mike Pence is from the rust belt. I get that, but he, he, what I'm saying is he's the best of both worlds. He is the best of the Mike Pence part of the world where it's like, oh, he's from the rust belt. He's middle American. He's, he's salted the earth, the real American, but he also has aggressive, articulate rhetoric like Vivek Ramaswamy does. So it's, it's kind of a, he's kind of- He's not milk toast. No, but, but he, and Trump loves him because he's been loyal, and he's done all the shit over the years and gone to the trials and all that other shits. But I'm with you, Dan, to me, it's not a sexy enough choice. If he wants to, all these, all these fucking old school Bernie bro people or libertarian or how, whatever you want to call them, right, the populist people, if he wants them to vote for him, it's not going to be- It should be Tulsi or Vivek. I'm with you, man. I don't think Tulsi works either, to be honest. I think better as a cabinet member. I think if you want somebody on the campaign trail with you, and it's absolutely fucking Vivek Ramaswamy. Oh, 100%. That dude's a fucking animal. Like whatever gaps there are, and whatever you're trying to do, that dude's certainly going to pick up on him. I think JD Vance could as well. I just think Vivek is- He's masterful at that. He's very good at it. I don't know if JD Vance is as good. Maybe he is, but what he doesn't have is the loyalty of the libertarian people. And 75% of them said they're going to vote for Trump if Vivek is the VP. Yeah. You can't, I don't think you can say no to that, in my, that's just my opinion. So we'll see how it goes. And I say Tulsi, because I still think you need the female vote with the abortion shit and everything else. And her coming over from the Democratic side, you could bring some of those guys that are in the middle who are maybe Democrat at one point, and then they switched after seeing what happened over the last four years the same way that she did. Well, I mean, I think if I'm Trump, I choose Vivek, I bring- I don't want to move Vance out of his current position. I don't either. I agree, man. As a matter of fact, I think- Same with DeSantis. I think he's doing great in Florida. Yeah. I think J.D. Vance should be in line to become the fucking majority leader in the Senate, because Mitch McConnell is leaving, right? Oh, that's true. And Vance is the only guy out in the Senate that has balls like that, frankly. Like it's not going to be Rand Polish, too much of a lightning rod, right? Yeah. J.D. Vance could actually become the Senate majority leader once the Republicans take the Senate back. So I think you don't move a guy out of the Senate. And it's the most exclusive club in the world, the U.S. Senate. And you don't move Rand Paul out of it into a position, because he's a libertarian. You don't move J.D. Vance out of it. J.D. Vance, Rand Paul, Justin Amish in Michigan, if he wins, which it looks like he's on track to do. And then if Thomas Massey decides to run for that open seat in 26, that belongs to cocaine Mitch right now. And I've got four legit libertarian people in the Senate. That's a lot of people. Yeah. So I mean, there's a road map here that makes a lot of sense. Somebody in the chat said that Trump may not be able to have the vehicles as VP because his ego is too big and he doesn't want to get out shined. That is a very real possibility. I agree. The other thing too is, man, as much as I hate to say this, because look, I love Trump voter from in 16, obviously, before any of this crazy shit started. I hated the choice of Pence at the time. And so it was a huge mistake. He won. So it's hard to say it was a mistake. It was a mistake. I just think overall we've seen a selection in particular. You got to put somebody fucking sexy in there. We fucked. We've seen now that the evangelicals don't give a fuck about grabbing people by the pussy or sex with hookers or any of this bullshit. They don't care. Like that doesn't get in some old dude that looks like Johnny Quest dad. It doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, but I think it was the way that he explained it. And I think that they thought that the pussies were grabs correctly. Like it was a good positioning of it. Yeah, I mean, as long as you're not injuring anybody. No, more like a bowling ball, not like a softball grip. Speaking of stupid bullshit, this is breaking news as of about eight minutes ago. I'm very pleased to announce that all these charges against Mike Glover have been dropped since they were bullshit from the very beginning. And just two words are two statements. One, to everybody who was supportive and positive. Thanks for everybody who like to run their fucking mouth. And you know who you are, people particularly in the special forces community, which is a bunch of like high school drama queen bitches for the most part. Running your fucking mouth. Well, I don't know what the truth is. So let's report on stuff and say this, shut the fuck up. Was it regarding the divorce and things like that? Yeah, it was regarding him being arrested and put in jail for nothing for trying to defend his own baby. By the way, all the stuff that was said in the public about it, like this woman had a broken wrist, not true. It was never true. And if it was, he would have been charged. Yeah, he immediately fucking, she immediately recanted her story literally the next day, because she's a fucker. Well, I'm not going to speak ill of anybody. The point is that none of you people know shit. Fuck you. And then we have some better news. Julian Assange. No, we got a new T-shirt. Do we really? What is it? Well, first Bob, pull up that YouTube link. Let me see them before we're going live on air there. So yeah, pop it up. Let me answer about it. What's this little fun video? This is, I'm sure a lot of you actually remember this. Play it, Bob. American's a nation that can be defined in a single word. American's a nation that can be defined in a single word. How you can stop that? Now bring up our T-shirt. Did you spell that out on the T-shirt? Yeah. There it is. American can be defined. You can hover over it and it'll blow up the. There you go. There it is. That's going to be a gang. That's going to be gangbusters for us right there. We've got another one coming next week. Okay, that's better than this. Actually, maybe we'll put that on Thursday. Everybody's getting ants up, getting tees for 4th of July and what not there. So grab them while they're hot on drinkingbrows.com. Want to talk about Julian Assange? He got freed last night. It was, fuck man, maybe 10 or 15 minutes after you and I got off air and I was pissed. I was like, well son of a bitch. Why now? I don't know because I don't think it wins. I mean, why now is because Trump promised to free Ross Olberg, right? Does everybody know who that is? I don't. Bob, look this guy up. Bring up a picture. Yeah, forgive me. I don't know who this is. So he's the guy that started the Silk Road on the dark web back in the day. Remember that? He built this often native. Yeah, he's really he went to UT if I'm not mistaken. Penn State, actually. I know he went to UT Dallas, sorry for his undergrad and then Penn State for his for his master's same as me, actually. So he created something called Silk Road and it was a it was a back end app on the dark net and it allowed people to trade stuff without paying taxes. Right. Okay, more or less, but it allegedly was being used for money laundering and drug trafficking and shit like that. He got caught for it and was giving given life in prison for creating a fucking app. Really? And so and Trump says if he gets elected, he's going to release this kit now. He's an Eagle Scout for fuck's sake. It's got a bachelor's degree in physics, went to Penn State and got a master's degree in in material science and engineering. Very smart guy. He also happened to be a libertarian and he doesn't think that the government should have be able to dip their fucking hand in your wallet whenever you feel like it. So he built an app to subvert that and they gave him life in prison for it. Life. That's gnarly, man. What was the name of the app? Do you know? Silk Road. Silk Road. I've not heard of it. It's it's just a marketplace. It's like Craigslist, but it was on the dark web. That's it. It's kind of how Bitcoin got started. Yep. It's it's literally just an app and they gave him life and fucking prison for it, of which he's he's been in prison, I believe, since 2013. She's yeah, since October of 2013, he's been in custody. He's currently at a federal prison in Tucson. Life in prison for creating an app because it challenged their ability, the aristocracy's ability to reach in your fucking pocket. Right. So if there's anybody out there Julian Assange or fucking Edward Snowden, if there's anybody out there, I don't really give a fuck about Julian Assange, to be honest. Couldn't care less about that dude. I think it's bad for everyone that he was in prison. So it's good that he's out now, but this guy is a is a a real victim. Right. Edward Snowin knew what was going to happen to him. He knew that he went up the chain. He knew that the government was set up to fuck him over. And he did it anyway. And kudos to him for doing it, frankly, right? This guy was just fucking trying to help people not get raped by the government. To be fair, you could literally murder for hire website. So what so what you could do it on Craigslist, too? Yeah, you can do it anywhere. You could not. I was actually looking that up to see what was traded on Silk Road in particular. They excluded child porn, stolen credit cards, assassination. Also, section 230 prevents him from being considered a publisher. Right. That's what everybody's using. That's why Facebook's still in business. That's why Twitter's still in business. That's why Google's still in business. Because section 230 says I'm not a publisher. This guy is in prison for the rest of his life for doing the exact same thing. You know, most child trafficking happens on Facebook. That's a fact. There's a lot of it. I saw the percentage. What was the percentage? It was something crazy, like 37%. Yeah. I mean, it was something gnarly. And I think it was because they own Instagram as well. And I'm not sure if they were lumping the two of them in together, but I agree. It's not happening on all these fucking five months. It's not as it's not Instagram as much as actual Facebook somehow. It's like the chat, the messenger Facebook messenger specifically is one of the biggest culprits. So of 105 child, federal child sex trafficking cases, 65% used Facebook to groom and recruit children. Also, sorry, my mistake earlier with my statement, he I believe he also hired somebody to murder someone like a hitman. Well, that would be awesome. I think that's why it's in prison, too. Well, let's look that up. Did he hire a hitman to kill somebody? And if the guy doesn't actually kill the other dude, is that a crime, you know? It's conspiracy to murder. So he was he was charged with engaging in continual criminal enterprise. That is to say Rico, right? Narcotics conspiracy, even though he didn't personally sell anything. So you could charge the goddamn USPS, the postal service for this. Yeah. Because I can go put drugs in a box. They don't check it. We used to do all the time and mail it to some of ourselves. Yeah. So conspiracy to commit money laundering, conspiracy to commit computer, all the crimes that people committed on his website, they charged him with conspiracy to do it. Got it. Okay. So do that to fucking Zuckerberg and throw him in jail for the rest of his fucking life. Yeah, there might be there is some murder for hire smoke around Ross Oldbrick. But he has never got charged for it. He's not been charged with anything. What was it? Who is he trying to kill? There's a lot of people that I would obviously like to use that for. I'm just curious is what his brain is smokes was that he was trying to take down federal prosecutors, alleged that Oldbrick paid $730,000 in a murder for hire deal, and murder for hire deals targeting at least five people, allegedly because they threatened to reveal his business Silk Road. Prosecutors believe no contract in killing actually occurred. Albrecht has not been charged, but they do let they did show the jury in one of the trials emails to that because I think he originally got scammed out of money. Maybe. I don't know about any of that. But if the if the source is trust me and bro, I'm from the government, it's bullshit. Yeah, that one doesn't sound great. You don't give no matter what, like if you if either one of you guys right now, we're running a criminal enterprise, you were you were trafficking drugs, and you commissioned a hitman to kill somebody to stop them from ratting you out, you're going to get 25 years maximum in jail for that for conspiracy, provided the murder didn't actually happen, right? You're going to get conspiracy to commit murder, you're not going to get fucking two life sentences, right? That's a lot. Don't trust anything the government does. You can't trust any of these people anybody wearing a fucking badge or or working for the federal government like that. No, that's not your friend. They have a job to do let them do their job, but fucking question them at all time. Like Reagan said, trust but verify. Don't just assume because somebody's an agent of the state, they got your best interest in mine. That's crazy. All right. Now on our PR earlier, Bob, we talked about who would play who in a movie here put the thing over this kid. It's got to be the dude from Stranger Things, right? It looks like they fucking deleted your things out of this video. I would say Timothy Chalamet. God damn it, Bob. Enough with Chalamet. I can't fucking hear Chalamet anymore. Did they uh, did they give me the kid from Stranger Things? That's what he looks like. He's photoshopped his teeth out of this picture to make him look creepy. Well, there was a there was a very popular Instagram for a while that was toothless celebrities. It was one of my favorites. And I used to kind of share some of their their picks that I loved. That's exactly what that looks like. But Bob found a picture with him with teeth here. Pop up his teeth. So his teeth are real. We can confirm that live on live on air. No, we're looking guy. Yeah, he's got a big backpack on. We got to make him sexy, though. So maybe like a Henry Cavill to bulky, too bulky. It's the kid from Stranger Things, pull up Steve from Stranger Things. You'll know exactly what I'm talking about. He's got to play this guy in the movie. I think, uh, Dylan O'Brien could plan too. Nope. That's Timothy Chalamet. That's Chalamet. Look at that fucking AI bot. Pride month retard. No dude. Get he's got he's got foundation on his cheekbones there. Let's move on. Pop on over to uh, uh, uh, stranger things. No, Dylan O'Brien. There we go. Just pop that up. That's him. I mean, it's identical. It's a perfect fit. It's a perfect fit, dude. I guess it is you want that it is. Well, I want the guy who looks like the fucking guy. That's what I want. I don't want force Whitaker playing him for Christ's sakes. It's a young honky in the prime of his life. We're not getting Michael B. Jordan to play him. Sorry. He's white. All right. Nothing we can do about that. Uh, now with Assange, uh, he was released from a British prison and on his way to a remote Pacific island on Tuesday, or he will plead guilty to a conspiracy charge as part of a plea deal with the U.S. Justice Department. Where do you meet like that? How does that even happen? Is there a court on some weird islands that makes it okay to sign a plea deal? Um, you know, they he was negotiating with the United States government. So this is why this doesn't matter. So Biden wants the clout again, because Ross Olberg is going to get, uh, his prison sentence is going to get commuted. He may get pardoned entirely by trouble. See, um, it's in a U S territory in the Northern Mariana islands. So he's going to a U S where's he going to not Cuba? What the fuck? What's the name of the island? So Northern Mariana islands. I'll try to see what it looks beautiful. It's just hard. Like America Samoa. There's a bunch of shit out there. The mom is right there. He's not going to Guam. They would say Guam if he's going to Guam. So probably my guess is San Jose or whatever fucking island this show show that beach picture you had. That was a fun, flirty one. Like you get out of jail and then he gets to go sign your paperwork on the beach, maybe have a Mai Tai. Look, here's all that picture Bob. I think he probably requested this, to be honest, because he's going to head back to Australia afterwards and it's a lot closer than U S courts would be. And there's probably a U S federal court there. Look at that. It's beautiful. Pop up that pick online. Look at that. And any rate, the reason he's doing this is to try to fucking match Trump. Like I'm going to let go of a libertarian dude too or whatever the fuck right? So is that is that why this happened? Now you think you think Biden did this? But he's not he's not commuting his sentence. He's he's not commuting his sentence. He's charging him with a crime that's a felony and giving him time served for the five years he spent in custody, not including the fucking years that he spent hold up in a fucking Ecuadorian embassy, right? So it's yanked 15 years out of his dude's life and like, oh, we're just going to charge you with this thing and then you can go. So he's not releasing him. Okay. Nothing like that. Oh, no, I'm in jail. He gets to skateboard dude. Like that's living his life. Is that him skateboarding or is that Pammo Anderson? That's him. Okay. And we remember she showed up and they had some they had some fun flirty stuff together. Look at him skateboard in there. Man, back to Australia. I bet she's going to be an expert skateboarder when he gets back. We don't kick flips and, uh, what if he's like, what if he's like a goldfish? He can only hang out in his own living room now. And he goes home. I'd like to see a nice Christ heir out of out of a son. I think we should start publicly crucifying people again. I was thinking about that this morning, actually. For who exactly? Any illegal immigrant that gets caught assaulting raping murdering an American citizen. I'm a hang guy. I want it. I want him home. Yeah, but they die instantly. If you do it, right? I want them to like, it takes about what three days Bob tip on an average for somebody to die from crucifixion. Sometimes up to a week. I don't want to see him as a martyr. That's the problem. Jesus went pretty fast. Uh, yeah, but he stabbed in the, he got stabbed in the side. Jesus, not, not a great endurance game. More of a sprinter on the cross. Well, he got stabbed in the rib cage to, although sometimes they would do that. Okay. Um, uh, yeah. So I, I, the public crucifixion, I really agree with that. To me, it would send too much of a martyr message. Like, who cares? Like a rock, like a stoning would be good. No, because then you're going back to fucking old school, Massachusetts. I don't mind it. We're, we're Americans. Now we used to like, put a big board on top of people and then pile rocks onto them until it crushed them to death. I like that. Not stupid. I like the other one too, where you tie their arms and legs to horses. Quartering. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Well, that's drawing, I suppose. So that would be great. What's this footage you have queued up here? That was the same thing we already watched of Assange. Yeah. It's just him walking down a hall. It's not pop it up, though, because I just had a curiosity. Was there cameras on every square inch of an embassy in London? Yeah. So like even his bedroom? Yeah. Were they worried he was going to kill himself? I don't know. No, they just didn't want him to be able to go anywhere. Oh, he's taking pictures of people in there. Why is there two other people in the background giving him a massage? Backed it up 10 seconds, Bob. Did you see that? Look at that man and an older woman back there giving massages in a background feels like. Was he able to do whatever he wanted to? Could he bone in there? Could he get massages? Because he had people over? Because those are two strangers behind him right there. Yeah. This is a minimum security prison. It doesn't really look like a prison. Looks all right. Looks like a one bedroom studio or maybe a studio apartment or one bedroom, something like that. It's not terrible. I don't know what that Asian woman's doing with that old man behind him, but I guess after a certain amount of time in a space that small, you try new things. I thought that was a babushka for a second, but it's Julian Assange. That's not a babushka thing he's got on. It's fucking, it's his hair. So they got a pic of him on the plane and they've got, Bob, if you can pull it up, it's shot like Morgan Freeman leaving Shaw shank on that bus. And it's really nice what they did with that. And I wondered if he got to pick the picture. There he is right there. Yep. Like look at him. He looks great. Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't gotten any sun for eight years. I mean, to be fair, I mean, he's an Australian, but he's always been kind of a fucking pale face. But look at him there. Like, that's the way I remembered him looking going in. It could be a Steve Martin effect where he's just always had gray hair for 50 years. So he's always looked like he's 55. But this is a very nice pick of him. Because Bob, if you look to the right, you can see his own reflection in his face as he's staring out the plane window. I feel like I saw him getting on to the plane. Yeah, I saw him getting on to the plane. He looked, he looked in a decent shape. Yeah. Well, I don't know, he looked kind of fat from behind, but he's been the shirt. I mean, when you're in your, you know, a studio apartment for 15 years, it wasn't like he was the 600 pound man. That didn't stop Martin's team. He was doing pushups and karate chop and fucking mirrors and shit. That's true. But how long was he? Charlie was out in the jungle getting stronger while he was there getting weaker. But how long was he there? Was he there as long as Assange? And what was it? The big thing was Assange was Hillary Clinton, correct? He released all the emails or something? Oh, yeah. And she said, quote, can't we just drone this guy? Stop it. That's a matter of record. Yeah. Clinton State Department was getting pressure from President Obama and his White House and her circle as well as the head of state as a heads up state internationally to try to cut off Assange's delivery of the cables. And if that effort failed, then to forge a strategy to minimize the administration's public embarrassment over the contents of the cables. Hence, Clinton's early morning November meeting of the states, of states, State Department's top brass, who floated various proposals to stop slow or spend the Wikileaks contamination. This is when a frustrated Clinton sources said at some point, blurted out a controversial query, can't we just drone this guy? Offering a simple remedy to silence Assange and smother Wikileaks via a planned military drone strike, according to State Department sources, the statement drew laughter from the room which quickly died off when the secretary kept talking in a terse manner, sources said. Clinton said Assange, after all, was relatively soft target, walking around freely and thumbing his nose without any fear of reprisals from the United States. What? She's a fucking killer, bro. Yeah, she's killed quite a few people. Yes. Yeah. I was talking shit to her on Twitter this morning about it. So I wouldn't go against Rotem, dude. Fuck her. They'll she'll drone. I'm not I'm not Julian Assange. I'm one of these fucking twats. I'm not JFK, Jr. playboy. I'll fucking shoot everybody in the face. You'll never see it coming. It's just going to be a drone. Everybody sees it coming. You don't get fucking suicide without seeing it coming. Come on. From a drone? From a drone. She's like, she doesn't have any power anymore. But where was he? Wasn't he in Europe at this time? So you're going to launch a drone strike and fucking mainland Europe against one guy? How accurate are they? I mean, we were able to get Soleimani, right? That was a switchblade. It didn't exist at the time. Oh, it didn't? Okay. Switchblade is not an ordinance. It's a missile that has fucking basically a bunch of switch blades on it. That's sweet. They pop out and fuck your ass up. Yeah. Yeah. It's sweet. Yeah. We I think we only found his dick in his class ring or something like that. Damn it. We got some sponsors that put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, go spit.com forward slash drinking, bros. 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Somebody said, I think it's now obvious that the era of tank warfare is now over. Oh, I know why they sent this. We had that clip go viral, you talking about tanks on it got, I think, three or four million views. If a $500 drone can kill a $10 million tank, tanks are obsolete and won't be built. Next up, naval ships. Imagine a thousand drones cost $500,000 sinking an aircraft carrier that costs $13 billion. Do you agree with that statement? With regard to tanks, there's some truth to that. Not aircraft carriers. No, they have. So what what tanks don't have typically is local security. What we mean by that, let's say you're in a sniper position and I have my spotter. His job is to spot for me. His job is also to pull local security, which means he has a close quarters weapon that is his primary weapon used to be a car 15. Now it's an M4, right? Typically, maybe it's an MP5 and some you I don't know if the seals are still using that bullshit. I think they're all using HK416 now. But then with a tank, your local security would be or a Humvee or a tank or local security would be your dismounts, right? People who can get out and kill. Otherwise, somebody could just walk up, stick a brick, a C4 to the side and fucking light it off. Boom, right? The tank doesn't always have guns pointed in every direction. Same thing for a Humvee, you have dismounts who get out and address anything that pops up locally. So tanks, local security, that's a real problem. Because if you get out, you see this footage that Ukraine's using drones on Ukrainians. It's the most cowardly shit I've ever seen to be honest. Using it against a tank do what you got to do. But what I see almost every single day is some Ukrainian drone operator flying a fucking drone around a guy who's trying to surrender to him and then flying up on him and blowing him up anyway, which by the way is a war crime. Absolute war crime. Ukraine is a terrorist state at this point. There's no question about that. Would you give quarter to someone who invaded America? Yes. Because those are the rules of fucking war, dude. You talk about fucking killing immigrants all the time for coming in here. Not just for coming here, right? Like we kick them out for that. When I say launch them into the ocean, I don't literally mean launch them in the ocean. I mean, get them to fuck out of the country. Get in the fuck out of the country. All right. But if somebody comes here and kills one of my people, then yeah, they're going to die. If I have proof of that, but then I have proof of that. These guys are conscripts like anybody else, war and defense of the homeland are not the same thing to your point. But a guy who is fucking got his hands up like this, the Geneva Convention is very clear about that. If somebody's trying to surrender to you, whether it's in person or via proxy, and you kill them afterwards, you've committed a war crime. There's no question about I'm not going to fucking debate that. That's just a fact. So tanks don't you can't get out of the tank to pull local security against a threat like that. So maybe they're right about the tanks. Battleships and carriers, not not the case. They have automatic weapons, right? When I say automatic, I don't mean automatic firing. I mean, they have targeting systems. Like if they see incoming objects, missiles, whatever the fuck else, they fucking ping them and blah, blah, blah, fuck them up. You can see this stuff. Also suicide attacks in in Navy for that's not even that's been going on for centuries. It has. Yeah, the Japanese while even before the Japanese, I think, so that you I mean, even in wooden ship times, you had fire ships and stuff like that. And then, yeah, so obviously Japanese kamikaze so that's the most famous version. Right. So that is not a new element to naval warfare. It's not at all. No, and it hasn't stopped. I mean, all they did was is improve the fucking defense system on the ship. And for a small drone like that, like good fucking luck, dude, the sea was or whatever the fuck it's called. They have like a they have many guns on turrets that use radar to find objects coming toward them and fuck them up. So good luck with that. Right. And maybe we see tanks do that as well. Right. Maybe there's some new because who's in who's in the chat right now? Well, I bear with you mate. No, remember those. And I think they're actually using the Chicago now to detect gunshots. But sometime in the early 2000s, we came out with this tech where you could find the poo site, which is a weird phrase, but it means point of origin site for like a missile or a mortar that's inbound. Right. And we put there were there were these little like antenna looking things that were on a lot of our humbies that were able to do that shit. So I don't know if something like that could be used and we would put them around the city to I think the ones in Chicago are more advanced they use triangulation like GPS does. I don't know if you could do something like that and then put little turrets on top of the tank or whatever because tanks are still useful for a lot of things. I don't know if that would even be cost effective, but we are in the very early we're so drone warfare to the current battle space is what chemical weapons like mustard gas were to World War one. We're still fighting an old type of war and the type of where we we fight hasn't caught up to the technology that exists and people are getting fucked up. Got it. And how far ahead of everyone else are we in regards to drones and all that other stuff. We're not ahead of China on that. We're not. Why not? Because they build all the equipment for it. And I'm sure whatever they're giving us is not as good as what they're fucking keeping for themselves. Right. So the if my if if I'm not mistaken, swarm technology and drones was invented by the Chinese. So they have swarm tech is like instead of independently operating 2550 or 100 drones, they're all operating as one unit. Right. And you can control them with one system, but it's there's some level of AI to it. Right. So you can assign a certain percentage to this goal, a certain percentage of this goal. So you would sign assign some for containment, some for surveillance, containment mean meaning like protect this area. Right. Anything that comes in it, shoot it. Surveillance. You could direct attack. And now some of the newer versions allegedly haven't seen this in action, but I've heard this have the ability to use what we were talking about a couple months ago, which is facial recognition and gate recognition, human pattern recognition, which is actually pretty easy to identify specific people. Right. So think of think of the Chinese driving one of their warships or a fucking spy balloon giant spy balloon over the country and releasing 550 or so balloons, or I'm sorry, drones that have the photos of every member of Congress and the presidential president and staff right that that's a real possibility sometime in the near future. So we we are way behind on some of this stuff. And it's gonna be it's gonna it's gonna be very painful. Right now it's Ukraine and Russia getting fucked up by all this. And to some degree in Latin America as well, it's happening, but it's mostly Ukraine and Russia. So think about Verdun. Think about what's that movie that came out last year? 1917. Think about that movie. Like I'm trying to get you to visualize it. This trench warfare stuff, but with bombs dropping around everywhere. Yeah, trench warfare was created because you got to come here and kill me with your bayonet, your sword or whatever the fuck, right? Being able to drop bombs, especially chemical weapons on this stuff fucked it all up. So we and it took us a while to catch up to that. Right now, all of this stuff that happened in the European theater in the early part of the 20th century is happening only in Ukraine and Russia. Yeah, it's only happening there and they're fucking it's the war to the world has and maybe this is part of why everybody in America in the in the in the political classes supporting this to let these people figure it out to be the test ground for all this stuff. So it doesn't happen like it did, because how like how many people died in World War one? I had like 20 million, something like that. I mean, that's an insane amount of people. Yeah, it's the second bloody floor of all time. I mean, behind the sequel. And also it's funny, like this is your analogy is really good on it being like early days in World War one. It's also there are two conflicts, I would say leading up to that, that were that mimicked as well, which was late civil war was all trench warfare around like Peter's bearing shit like that. And then, and then, in terms of like the first war with 20th century, like super industrial weapons, which is kind of reminds me of this war a little bit was the Russo-Japanese war. Yeah, but I mean, so the civil war we went from there was cannon fire, but we went from some cannon fire and muskets to Gatlin guns came out around 1961. So fully automatic guns came out around then, and then cannonballs that explode, right? Which essentially like flat cannons, but ground level flat cannons. Yeah, changed the face of warfare like the and it happens sometimes. New tech does that. Um, it's, it's really bad right now, to be honest. And I kind of feel like that's part of this is that the US government wants the world governments want this battle to be the place where we figured this out before any more real wars happen. Well, the irony is this was one of the statements that got Assange in a trouble way back in the day was he said, look, they don't want to solve any of these wars. They want them to be endless. So not only could you, you figure out new technology, but also you have the money to spend on them, you know, the new technology and everything else. Had a listener sent me the drone swarm video. Yeah, yeah, he just tagged us in the air. Oh, really? Let's see it. Whoa, that's fucking hard. So you've seen the fucking um, the fireworks shows that use drones. Yeah, yeah, they can do they can make a big dragon. They can make fucking Abraham Lincoln's head. Those are all operated. I don't know. I don't know what their guidance systems are and all this other bullshit, but they're operated by oftentimes a single user. Yep. So that's you're looking at fucking 500 drones right here in the air. So what they're saying is because this, you know, if you're looking at 500 drones with what this listener was asking here, how do you stop that? A tank's not going to do it. EMP is the only way to stop that. But it also fucks up your electronics. I mean, that's so the one the one thing that has worked against these are fine of mesh wire nets, actually. Really? Yeah. So like, you would put around. So think, think about this. I mean, this is, this is worse maybe than targeted assassination. Think about, um, think about an engineer that understands how to implode buildings, right? And they send 500 drones at a fucking skyscraper somewhere or the Pentagon, right? And they know exactly which points to detonate each one of these small bombs, those two pound bomb, right? Small one. And I personnel bomb for the most part. But if you detonate all of them in the right spot, then you bring that whole fucking building down. Now imagine setting 5,000 of those loose and taking down a whole city, right? Like this is what the capabilities are now. Whoa, dude, that would be nuts. If you looked up in the sky and saw all that shit that we just saw at the top of this video here, you'd know it was over. I mean, imagine, imagine a drone that was half the size of your phone, which exists by the way, right? That has just your face in it. And it's coming looking for you. What's the shot out of that? Like what's actually killing? Probably poison or a small bomb, I would guess. So were the poison just shoot out at you or just dump on top of you? There would be a million different delivery systems for it. It could be like literally just a drone with some with a spring loaded fucking pen point that could fucking pop you right in the side of the neck or something and you die. You die and you die of a heart attack too, not of being poisoned because we have transdermal medications that will give you a heart attack now. We're in a whole different world now. Fuck, dude. That's gnarly. That's gnarly. And nobody's using it. Not not like this, right? Yes. And I think it's because it the one indication that does make me think that China, we might be on par with China is that nobody's using it yet and that mutually assured destruction is in key there because otherwise there are a conversation in behind the scenes between the president saying, Hey, I know you've got what we have, but if we use this, it's fucking over. Well, that's what this video is. Like this might be just some Chinese tech guy showing off how cool he is or whatever. But in reality that nothing happens in China without the fucking government saying so this is them telling us what they have it. Of course, that's of course. Who sent this in? Clancy, kuya kendal, yeah. And that's a Ross pronunciation. Yeah. I mean, it's cuckindall. Cuckindall, maybe. I don't know if that's the way I go. Cuckindall. Come on, come on. What if one of these drones who up and put a bolito on you? What's a bolito? Have you seen the counselor? No, with the way Brad Pitt dies and that Cormac McCarthy, they put like a, they put like a, oh, fuck, I just get you haven't seen this death. This is like, no, we can see it on patreon though. We're a patreon. Fuck it. Show it. This is an all time. I mean, you remember, um, don't show bone tomahawk on this fucking show. I still haven't seen that. You're, you remember a law abiding citizen, right? Where the judge pulls up the phone and it just blows up and it blows her whole head off. Yeah. Like that is what would really happen probably. That would be terrible. Like seriously, compress the right way. A quarter pound of explosive could take the level your fucking whole head. Okay. There he is. He's walking on the street. Get that. Look at this thing put on him. Bang. He was talking about earlier. It's basically. So what is it? Is it choking him? Yeah, well, I mean, it could be death mode as well. It's like a metal cord on a, on a motor that's retracting. So what's it doing? It's strangling him. Oh, it's strangling him. Well, that's gnarly, dude. Is that a reason? Is this technology exist? Uh, yeah. This helps. Come on. Is it going to die in this? I don't think it's going to live now. Well, you ever seen the counselor? That's an okay movie. I haven't seen the counselor. No, I've never even fucking heard of it. Now I kind of want to see it. Oh, his fingers are going to chopped off too. Why does fingers get chopped off? Because he had his hand in there trying to rip it off. Oh shit, dude. That is gnarly. This is a Cormac McCarthy's only screenplay. Well, I mean, and it's directed by Ridley Scott. It ended up being okay, but you're I dude, you know, I'm a movie guy and I don't even know what this is. You remember what, uh, Wu Tang is to say. Wu Tang is for the kids? No, protective neck. That's true. They always used to say that. Clearly it's good advice as well. So keep that mind cream, cream, get the money. There's some other stuff that's happened in the last week that hasn't gotten too much attention oddly enough. I don't know why. Um, one of them is that the Supreme Court ruled essentially the Supreme Court ruled on something three days ago that's probably going to be what gets Trump out of trouble. Uh, and it's gotten very little like nobody's talking about in the main press because they don't want this to happen. Fox wants them to go to jail just as bad as CNN does, in my opinion. Um, but the Supreme Court decision was Erlinger versus the United States. Um, it, it essentially ruled that, um, uh, let's see. Let me find the actual. Okay. So it ruled that you can't split charges up like they did and say you only have to get, you can get unanimous over the course of three separate charges. This Supreme Court case, Erlinger over the United States says you have to be unanimous on the prime, whatever the primary charge is. Uh, and is this in regards to the case in New York City? No, this is a completely separate case. I don't know for Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So Erlinger was, uh, he played guilty to felony possession of a firearm at sentencing. The judge found him, uh, eligible for an advanced sentence, enhanced sentence rather under the Armed Career Criminal Act, which increases the penalty for a 922G conviction from a maximum sentence of 10 years to a mandatory minimum of 15 years, blah, blah, blah. Uh, seven circuit held in unrelated decisions that two of the offenses on which the government relied for Mr. Erlinger's sentence enhancement, no longer qualified as ACCA predicate offenses. So the predicate offenses, um, in the Trump trial would be these mystery crimes that he committed that he was covering up, because banging horrors is not a crime, paying them to not talk about it. Also not a crime. And then the, so none of the three charges that he actually allegedly got charged with, nothing was actually a crime, right? So that would make the bookkeeping errors because they happened long enough ago. They would no longer, uh, uh, none of it would be a felony. Anywhere, it would be a misdemeanor at best. And if it's a misdemeanor, then the statute of limitations has run out on it. So no crime exists at all. Do you know what he argued in that case, by the way? Who's he in that state? Trump or Trump's team. What? That I didn't realize. I did not realize till I read about this later. His, his entire defense was based around that he didn't banger. That he didn't have sex with stormy Daniels. Yeah. I didn't hear that. No, that's dumb, because he definitely did. Yeah, I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did. He did. The whole thing was, he was like, I, we, I didn't even fuck her. So whatever money she got was not one for that, or whatever, like it adamant to this day that he didn't fuck her. Either way, let's say he didn't, in your paint, let's say they hooked up, and you're paying somebody off. Politicians have been paying off horse for years. Was it Clinton who paid off that girl in the 90s? Yeah, couple of them. Paula, Paula, Paula was her fucking last name. Dean, obviously. I'll be great if it was Paula Dean or Paul. Somebody's biscuits and words. She loved to say the words. She loves biscuits and words though, but yeah, with that case though, the other thing that's going to pop up at the end of the week, allegedly, is the rumor is they're going to have a ruling on that immunity case as well in Washington, D.C. for the January 6th. And he, yeah, it'll, yeah, they're definitely going to give him immunity, I think. Let's see. I think so, but, but in regards to this, I hadn't heard that, but if that goes into effect, obviously this case will be shot, but that case was going to be shot anyway. It's going to be overturned by another court anyways. No, it's going to be overturned by it. I think it'll be overturned. I think now that this case has happened, it'll go the Trump. What is it? What is it? The fucking fifth circuit up there? I don't know what circuit it is, third, maybe, in the Tri-State area, but this will go immediately to that federal court when he appeals it, and they have no choice but to fucking strike it down. Yeah, but the other case is Gonzales versus Trevino, if you want to look into it. But essentially, Trump guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records. They're only even a crime, much less. So if it's, if it was only a misdemeanor, the statute of limitations would have been over for it, right? It's over. So you can't charge them with a crime at this point. It's only still chargeable if it's a felony, and it's only a felony if it's in support of a secondary crime, which is, there is not, right? Yeah. So the verdict makes Trump the first former president. Let's see, Turley, League of Wasteland. When you have the former Attorney General of New York on Bill Maher on Friday saying, hey, dude, yeah, I, you in this case should have never been brought in and, you know, myself as Attorney General of New York would have never brought in it to fucking trial. What do you, I mean, what are we doing? And what do you really have here? I think with all of this, if it comes in, you know, let's say these decisions come in on a Friday, Joe Biden will still be able to say in Thursday nights debate that you were a fucking convicted felon. Yeah. And I think that's pretty much what they all they really want. Maybe, I mean, I, again, I think that works in Trump's favor, if you can keep his wits about him and just say convicted of white exactly. Yeah. And then he says of bookkeeping errors, like, well, that's not a crime, unless there's another crime in support, it's in support of. So what was that crime, Joe? I don't think they're going to let him go back and forth. That's everybody's beauty. You can ask Jake Tapper that I would. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't say another fucking word until Tapper answers that question. He asked me, so what about the economy? What about that question? I asked you, Jake, right, right. So early every United States, so the, the Gonzalez, uh, Trevino one is basically about selective prosecution, right, which you now have the fucking former governor and attorney general of New York on record saying this was a selected prosecution. So that's not difficult to prove. As a matter of fact, if I'm Trump's team on appeal, I call him as a witness, like, yeah, on national television the other day, you said this. You care to say that under oath? Sweet. Right. I would 100% call him in for that. Um, this one, early over United States dealt with an unlawful position, uh, have a firearm with felony with prior burglary. So the court ruled that a jury had to decide this issue unanimously under standard, beyond a reasonable doubt. This is a contrast to how Trump case was handled, which jurors could disagree on key aspects of the crime. It's still convicted, defended, right? So they, they could split four, four, four on the secondary crime, motivating the misdemeanors and just declare that some secondary crime was involved, whatever it happened to be. And the court just found that that is not something you can do. The Supreme Court, six to three on party lines, obviously, because they knew the, uh, implications of this. So I don't think there's any chance that so sentencing is supposed to be in fucking two weeks, 17 days, or not 16 days on, on July 11th. Yep. Uh, so he, his appeal has to be heard before that. It'll go to that federal court. Now with these things, there's no way Trump sees jail time for that. So that's a good news, I suppose. We'll see. I mean, look, uh, fourth of July is on a Wednesday, I think this year. Uh, Wednesday or Thursday, Bob. Actually, I think it's on Thursday. It is on a Thursday. So, you know, a lot of businesses give a Friday off there. I don't know when they're observing the actual federal holiday themselves, but it doesn't give you much time. Because if you're saying that sentencing is in 16 days, then you can lop off those two, two days of federal holidays. So they'd either have to move pretty fucking quickly or, uh, delay that hearing in, uh, in July, but I don't think they're going to. Um, we'll see. Uh, next up, by the way, we always talk you about going out and voting be the change. You got to do it. You got to go out and vote today. Uh, today might be the day that, uh, Jamal Bowman is out of office and Lauren Bobert. And Bobert too. She had her primary status. I think she's good to go though. Come on. We, I don't, we got to see those titties. Nah, it's fine. She'll be on Newsmax 20 minutes after she gets. I don't, that's not as fun, dude. It's, it's fun. When she's in like a, like a Congress person, you know, damn it, man. I don't want to see Bobert's boltons leave. Fuck you, man. Dude, how are we going to let this man loose his election? Is this the guy who claimed that he could bench 400 pounds? 405 pounds right here. Is that what it is? Yeah. Is that him? Yeah. Look at that. Oh, wow. He got it up with ease too. That's two. I think that's three sets. I think that's fake. Three sets. I don't believe that. That's not fake. That's not fake. No, that's real. I think that's fake as much as I would love to. No, this is a guy who pants fire alarm at the White House, right? Or the Capitol building on you. It is. Yeah. It's fake. No. He's going, he should lose today from what everything I've read, but I think Bobert, Bobert got a new district. Did she really? Yeah. Good for her. We want to, we want to keep Bobert in there. Yeah, like a good snake oil salesman, she should stay on the move. Exactly. She's a fun one. And if you're jack and dudes off in, in plays, what was it? Beetlejuice? Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was Beetlejuice in, in Denver. It was not on Broadway. There were some people who had us up there were like, well, Broadway play. No, no, we're close to Broadway there. Oh, I guess, I guess Jamal Bowman was on one the other day. He was. Oh, yeah. It was him and AOC and then Bernie Sanders came out to this event. AOC went off. Did you see her? I'll get her and it's like, this guy had a good one. But AOC, by the way, AOC came out to fucking WAP or some bullshit. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. It wasn't that song, but it was some fucking Cardi B song. Cardi B. Yeah. Here's, here's Bowman on the mic. Okay. We are the show. Fucking AIPAC. Whoa. Kyle Wild. How's your mother fucking self broke? Okay. AIPAC, he means AIPHC. Not my AIPAC. It's, uh, Israel who's funding the other candidates. You coming after me. You coming after my family. You coming after my children. I'm not supposed to fight back. Coming after you and your children. They just want you to be gone from politics, dude. We're gonna show them who the fuck we are. Oh my God, dude. This is like an Adrian Broner pre-fight video. You should have benched on stage. I know. Look at him. He's wearing a yellow t-shirt like he's Charlie Brown. We're gonna show them who the fuck we are. So, you know, holy shit. God, cut this. Go ahead and cut this. So he's, from what I heard, he's probably gonna lose. And it's not just New York where this is happening. A major upset happening in Toronto yesterday as well. Like the most longstanding liberal seat in the Canadian government flipped to a conservative yesterday. In the heart of Ontario. Well, when they get rid of Trudeau, then call me. So that'll be next, right? When is he up for a real election? They call their own elections. So who knows, right? He's probably gonna wait until this passes. But it is the liberals have held that seat since 1993. A long time. 30 years. By the way, Jamal Brown is the guy who pulled the fire alarm to get out of voting. Do you remember that when he was in the house? Yeah. Yeah. This is the guy who pulled the fire alarm during a live congressional vote. You know what else is? There's a bunch of good news. You got charged with a misdemeanor, which is nuts to me. And I was like, okay. There's a bunch of, so hopefully he's gone tonight. If you live in this district real quick, it's starting to erupt. It is district 16 in New York. Just go and vote for whoever the other guy is. It's George Vladimir. Great. Vote for George Vladimir today. It's all Bowman's a piece of shit. It's the type of district where it's like, you know, you're not going to get a Republican. Just try to just try to vote for the sanest human being you can't exactly. And that's what it is. Colorado, New York, Utah, what's going on? Utah. Colorado must be bothered. Romney's replacement primary is going on. Oh, God, it got it. And who's in that one? For Romney's replacement. We'll pop it up and let's see who's fun and flirty. I don't want to I don't want to throw my vote to an ago or tell people to go out and vote for an ago today. Let's see here. Who's running? We'll try to pick the best looking one. Well, neither we're going to beat Romney on that regard, but you think Romney's good looking? Romney's a great looking guy. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Come on down. I guess I just hate him so much. You're right. I'm not going to diminish his luck. See, look, we can if we can admit it was he's hot. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I apologize to you guys. But let's pick the best looking one here in Utah. Colorado's obviously Boebert. New York is is Bowman. And then Utah is the people going for Romney's seat there. Oh, shit. We got a quote from Andrew Cuomo right now. This is great. Cuomo sexual. Yeah. Jamal Bowman should pull the fire alarm again because he's going to get smoked tonight by Latimer for New York. That's pretty funny. You know what's all right? You know what else is funny? I just saw on Twitter another review of LeBron's I promise school has has been bestowed upon us now the school year is over. Right? What is that? So you know he's got this LeBron has these schools that he built or whatever the fuck. It's just one school. But an acronym, I believe. Yeah. Not a single eighth grader at LeBron's I promise school has passed the state's math test since 2018. Not one since it opened. Look, I sometimes you got to substitute classes. Basketball, you know, maybe an extra PE class instead of math. I don't think that's how that works. Maybe it should. You know, if we're doing it on race, what's going to help you more math or or a sweet jump shot? Well, you know, Bob, what's that quote from the NCAA? Most of us go professional in something other than sports. It's true. It's kind of not. It's very true. I feel I don't know what the total like number is. But I feel like most of them still go into sports. I think you're forgetting about like the shitty ones like lacrosse or fucking wrestling. No, but they still go into sports, right? They become coaches or they become like, I don't know, part of the program. Yeah, but not you're not a professional athlete. So you're not that's what they're saying is you're not getting paid for your, you know what? I'm gonna nitpick. I don't care. No, too bad. Who's this guy on screen? This is Trent Staggs. This is a guy Trump endorsed, I believe. All right. I'm still looking for the. He's not better looking than. He's not better looking than Romney. You're not going to get better looking than that. As a dude unless it's me. So good fucking luck. I think. Oh, man. Who's the other one? John Curtis, I think. Somebody in the chat here. What was it? Jackie Jean says, like Scott's Tots. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Scott's Tots. Where he didn't. He didn't get him anything. He's given a bunch of computer batteries and shit. Oh, this is the guy. Look at this. I go. All right. We got to go with the other one. And that looks like my grandfather. Yeah, he does. He is, I believe a Republican currently in the House. He voted for. Segregation. You sure did. Look, I mean, he'd be a Democrat if you voted for segregation. Yeah, that's true. He voted for Eisenhower. Like that's how old this guy is. Get him out of there. Yeah. Let's go scags, dude. Is it a Senate cedar? Is it a Senate? It's a big one, huh? Damn, dude. That is a big one. It's a safe. It's a safe seat either way. Like this primary is essentially the election. Let's go to Bobert's account on Twitter. See what she's saying today to get people out there. Is she showing? Yeah, I think Bob, I'm going to send you something. Hang on. By the way, Cuomo is the rest of the comments are saying the messages clear anti-Semitism in any and all forms will not be tolerated in New York. And you can't call yourself a progressive without making progress. So this is apparently some remarks that he made over being pro-Palestine, I guess, which would make sense. He's in the squad. All of them are pro-Palestine, those fuckers. So yeah, I understand that. Can't go against the Jews. Told you this a long time ago, guys, you're not going to win. Not going to win. Not going to win in Hollywood, not going to win in politics. Okay. Nothing you can do. They're just better. What's this fucking ad? This is a dude. What? This is, no, this is Bobert's Twitter page. Oh, it is. Okay. She's just kind of posting regular shit. Like, I'm pretty sure she's cake walking into the into the primary. Like, I don't think so. I hope so, Bob. But if there's a, who's this little worker above her, is that one of her campaign videos? Uh, yeah, it's like, I, you know, let's see it. I don't think I've ever seen a Bobert campaign video pop it up. This guy looks like the working man. Let's see it. There you go. Andy, small business owner and roofer in Parker, Colorado. And I'm excited to vote for Lauren Bobert because she's helped small businesses like mine create new jobs. Yeah. I'm Ayla and I play high school softball. Ayla. In my first election, I'm voting for Congresswoman Bobert. She's been fighting to save women's sports. I'm Brian and I produce oil right here in Well County. Lauren Bobert has fought to increase American energy in the lower fuel costs. I'm voting for Lauren Bobert because she has been voting for me. I'm Lauren Bobert and I approve this. Hey, I actually just emailed you another Lauren Bobert video. Um, it's, it's just kind of outlying. She's got my vote. It's how I live in her campaign strategy. Um, go ahead and collect that, put that up on screen. If she's just going down on people and theaters. Uh, this is what Lauren Bobert's doing. Yes. I can dig. Yes. Don't worry. We will get you the great state of Georgia. I can promise you that. Even though this is a state filled with reviews, I will take my wife to every single town. She and I will suck as many dicks as it takes to get these votes. Uh, that's our voting. We need to read the experiences we had together. You got to suck dicks to get votes. Yeah. Just, just being friends. You know, not in a game where he just, uh, politician to another politician, you know, just share a, a wall. But I think the other, I will go to the door and ask each and every person to have a heart and vote for FDR. I will do that. So, I will do that. So there you go. There you go. Sucking dicks for votes and I'm all in. Somebody was asking me the other day if those guys broke during this. They did. And, uh, and I know they had to add that, uh, engine starting in post just to cover their laughter on it. Um, that was actually improv too, but yeah, a lot. I, uh, fun times on that set. I have some, uh, troubling news. No, devastating. Come on. Did he die? No, no, Jimmy Carter died. Did I put a gun in my own mouth? No, not want to live on this earth anymore because he's not here? No, of course he didn't die. Every time you say something urgent, dude, I think Jimmy Carter's going to die. Let's just, he's not going to. So just come on. Get that out of here. All right. All right. Um, as we've spoken about in the past, uh, with, for example, Red Lobster has been closing dozens of locations due to poor business. Yeah. Uh, another chain has been hit. Fuck off. Who's up next? A second chain has been hit. Is it Applebee's? Let me ask you. Yeah. Is it Applebee's? Wait, can you fucking make that meme of George, the Secret Service guy telling George Bush a second chain has been hit? Is it Applebee's fun? It's not Applebee's God. I wish. Well, no, they took, they took all of God. The one away on mopack, dude, that just went out in the middle of the night. No. No. Who is it? Taco Bell Hooters. What? Hooters? Are you fucking kidding me? Justin, we were just there. Let's be fair about that. We were just out of Hooters on the way to Columbus, Georgia. And it was, uh, not great. It was awesome. The food was fine. Food was awesome. The people were weird as shit, but like, dude, we were in the middle of nowhere. We were noon in Georgia. The fact is there's not enough talent to have as many teams in the NBA as there are right now. There's not enough talent to have as many major league baseball teams are right now. There's not enough talent in America to have Hooters. That is, that is untrue. They flew them into Augusta, Georgia. They did. Now that's a true story. Yes. When we were supposed to do the John daily interview, they didn't fly him in there. Um, we're losing locations in South Lakeland, Florida, Wichita, Wichita Falls, Texas. Everywhere, man. We're in so hard. I have Seltzer's in Wichita, Falls, Texas. Um, how many fucking locations are they, they closing down? Dozens. That's all I've seen dozens. Fuck. So here's the real pitch that Dan won't tell you. Take that fucking Hooters and then we stop there. 40 locations. 40 locations. That's a lot, dude. That's a lot. Actually, Red Lobster got a hundred. So I mean, it's a lot of locations. So when we flew in, we flew into Georgia on a late Thursday night, got there around. I don't know what you reckon. 1130. That's 10% of all who there sure is, dude. 40. Big boy number. We got in there and, uh, you know, it was obviously they were getting ready to close. And I said, Hey, we're going to order right away. One check will make it easy for you. I know it's a pain in the ass when people come in late and you want to get the fuck out of there and do whatever you guys are going to do. Homegirl came over to the table and it was, yeah, Noonan, N-E-W-N-A-N, Georgia, small town. And the, the chick who was our waitress for that town was fine. Like she was probably a fucking eight or nine for that town. No, man. Yes. It's, it's depending upon your town, not talent overall. You got to move out of a small city if you want to see the big talent. If you are that close to a major metro area, like Atlanta, one of the biggest cities in the world, the biggest airport in the world, you can't be 20 minutes away from it and look like that and work at a hooters. I'm sorry. But all the other ones are, are going to the restaurants in town. Now, all the other ones are going to only fans. Well, that too. Like you can, you can just show people your butthole on the internet now, not get fucking hot sauce under your fingernails and make way more money. Um, all I was just done. All I'm saying is with Homegirl that was working, who was our waitress that night, it would have played like for anybody out there. You would have been like, yes. This is, this is some, and we're in a fine time. Joel, you were there. Yeah, there you go. Joel just screamed out she had night sooner. She sure did. No. She had fucking heavies, dude. Naturals. Yes. And in real butt, Joel's saying. Here's some noon and talent, uh, as of June 11th. Uh, zoom in. I don't think one of those was ours. That's like a twin piece. Yeah, that's a good one. That's not Hooters. Why are they wearing like fucking skirts? It's a theme night, but it is, this is their, this is the Hooters. It was trivia night. Yeah, it's like school girls, obviously. Yeah. Look at that. That's fine for noon in Georgia. How's Twin Peaks doing? Or, uh, what's the other one? Twin Peaks is raw. Tilted kelp. Tilted kelp. Tilted kelp smaller. Wait, can I tell you about the local restaurant chain that used to be in Missouri? They decided like it was just literally in Missouri. It was called showmes. I like that a lot. You guys are the show me state. That's terrible. Come on. But they are the show me state. Like it's nice. Come on. I didn't know what tilted kilt was, by the way. There was one in Wilmington, North Carolina, and walked in with my, my son who was, god, I think he was six at the time and I walked right the fuck on out of there. I did not know what a tilted kilt was. So I walked inside and Homegirl was bending over and I was like, oh, there, that's what that is. Cool. We're gonna get on out of here. There was no indication of titties or ass when I walked into that place. It looked like a fun, flirty Scottish guy. And I took my kid in there and, oh boy, we got him out. I got him out. Like, that was, that's the, that's the point of the story. The irony is that I don't think women wear kilts. Yeah, they do. It's like a. It's a male thing. It's a male thing. Oh, you're right. So I mean, it should look like a mini-kilt. It should be a gay bar. It's just plaid. It's just plaid. That's all of us. I think we should start tilted kilt as a gay bar. Pop up this picture of these chicks from Noonan, Georgia, right there. Yeah, that's fine. All of them will play. Let's not lie to each other here. Let's not do it today. There's two yeses, a fine, a sure, and a, okay. Guys, I'm only seeing five yeses here. Sorry. I'm only seeing five yeses. If I was single, I'm gonna happy marriage and everything else. I mean, I am. Marriage, sure. But that's five yeses, guys. We're not gonna do this today, that you're lying to yourself. If I, if we didn't know each other, and you guys were at a conference for Office Depot, and you had to go to the Civic Center, and whatever. It's big city living, and this was your meal that night, and one of those five came up to the table and said, hey, you want to go back and share a screw or a beige? Everyone of you would say yes if nobody knew. No. Yes, that is true. I can't tolerate the presence of annoying people no matter what the benefit is. You know me. I guess I'm probably not the right person to be asking this question. No, just every other dude. Who's this? Bob. Just some chicken, the Noonan Jordan. Yeah. I think they are a little. There you go. No, here's what here's what Hooters does. They take hot girls from around the country, and they post their pictures on the local Hooters sites. Oh, no, I know, I know, I know, I because there's a ton of those. It's not real. No, no, no. Like if you go into a hooters, you'll notice they're fucking calendars and posters. It's all girls from some fairy land. It doesn't really. Who is the next car driver? Here's the more noon in town. Yeah, this is actual noon in town. Let's see. Fuck sake, Bob. I just lost it. There it is. All right. Can we zoom in there? Oh, I think the one in the middle was our waitress. I think she was our waitress. But actually, Joel, can you come up and confirm this? Or did he go and take a shit? 185. The one on the right is 185. One in the middle. Yeah. Look, guys, beggars can't be choosers right there. That is not the woman that weighs 185. Yeah, it is. On the right. You got a factor in her heights. Yeah, she's probably six one. If that's the one that was 75, it's not bad on a frame like that. If that's the one that was serving us, she was about fucking five, nine, five, 10. So 100% was 185. She's probably one six. Look at the legs. Stop it. Nope. Stop. Nope. Now for for perspective, Cameron Brink weighs 170 pounds. She is six four. That's why she blew out her ACL. Yeah, it was she wasn't carrying enough weight. But Cameron Brink is perfect. She's she's attractive, relaxed. She doesn't have a lot of meat on those bones. And that's why her ACL is shot now. I don't think that's how knees work. It is. No, it is. You got to have a sturdy base there. Bone meat. But these bone meats, these are bone in girls, right? That's a brisket right there, my friend. There's no bone in that. That's a it's all yeses. There's not one where single Ross would would know. No, no. Yeah, Bob. I don't even know why you can pull up in as many pictures as you want. I think this is real only because of the skin color. Yeah, we were in a dark part of town. Yeah. I like I just want to shout out Al champ who said Merry Christmas to you two nice women in the comments. Oh, didn't get a like though, which is a bummer. It's more like in form. Are we signed in? I'm not. I would. I would. I like his coke. You want to look at Al's profile? Yeah, we're not up to you. What do you think? I want to know who the guy is. It's liking hooters pictures on on Facebook. This guy. Oh, yeah. Come on. I salute you. Oh, champ. God. That is that fucking BTK's brother. I salute Al champ. He's doing God's work. This is a cell phone photo of a real picture. Yep. Yeah, that's what he put on the internet. Well, and he's a busy guy. He's a good looking guy. As young as he was. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. He looks like fucking Ron Weasley with AIDS. What are you talking about? He does have ginger hair. Big Hawkeye's guy. There we go. Oh, he's a fan. So he's a transplant then. Man. Craig D'Alasky out there if you're listening. He's the Iowa. He's the only person we know from Iowa. Pull that picture back up. This is Craig in four years. Yeah, yeah. Look, he loves. He's aging rapidly. I could tell. He loves it. Yeah. But with Craigers here in Iowa, I did because I took a meeting this morning with another college for Heart AF Seltzer. And surprisingly, they said Iowa had the stadiums, had the largest alcohol sales. And I was like, well, why would that be surprising? No, it would either be, it would either be there or fucking Wisconsin. Dude, they go. So I can tell you from our days at TFM, like some of the gnarliest drinking stories came out of University of Iowa. It would be Iowa, West Virginia or Wisconsin? One of those three makes sense, but I don't think they're serving at Camp Randall. Here's the thing with Wisconsin, though, and why they do drink a shit ton. Well, you lived in Madison, but it's a long beer. Yeah, you don't have to fucking serve it in the stadium for people to be drunk in the stadium. No, no, no, for sure. Wisconsin is the only place I ever lived. Like I worked in multiple industries there, private security industry, and I worked in politics. And it is the standard to have one or two drinks at lunch. And if you don't, if you don't, like, there's this whole trope about alcoholism is the only disease. If you don't have it, people ask why it's like, all right, cool, calm down, dude, everybody drinks. But in Madison, it was real. It's like, oh, you're not drinking today? I'm like, well, it's 1130 on Tuesday. So no, not. Jesus Christ. All right, we got the locations here. I'll read these outs. Boy, it's just says they're permanently closing several. They're underperforming restaurants. What's underperforming? Underperforming is you fucking use pictures like this to lure people in, and then they see fucking meat hogs everywhere. Where's that? Okay, so where's that hooters pick from, Bob? This is noon and Georgia shirt. This will fucking play in noon in Georgia, guys. Have you been to noon in Georgia? This will play. You're lucky if you can fucking come on. Yeah, you're lucky if you can grease up one of these. We got a bunch of thickens down here. You're lucky to take this home. And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, like, if you go to a place to see hot girls, and this is what you get, I guess it's all subjective, isn't it? But if I went into a strip club, which I probably wouldn't do because they're gross, but if I went into a strip club and that was the stripper, I would leave. I'd stay for a little bit. I'd enjoy my whiskey sour. No, I'd like if I go to a steakhouse and they have shitty sirloin cuts and stuff, I'm going to fucking leave that too. Just how it is. I'm not putting my dick inside the steak. Maybe you're not. Okay, here's the statement from the CEO. Oh, this breaks my heart. Ensuring the well-being of our staff is our priority in these rare instances. This brand of 41 years. Damn it. Hooters been open for 41 years. Yeah, people have enjoyed teddies for quite some time now. Oh, shit, remains highly resilient and relevant. We look forward to continuing to serve our guests at home, on the go, and at our restaurants here in the U.S. and around the globe. Do you think to? Do you think John Gruden's made a statement? Not yet. Not yet. He's waiting for that NFL suit to be cleared up here. He lived in a fucking hooters like headquarters. He'll win. Yeah, I'm going to win that suit. Yeah, I'm sure John Daley's going to have something to say. Oh, I'm sure he is. All right, so I'm going to read off the locations that are close. Because this breaks my fucking heart. Because the heart I have sells, there's a lot of these. You and I, it's weird. You and I've been to like probably half of these locations. I genuinely love the wings and food at Hooters. I think I've only been to like three hooters in my life. And I think they're with me all of them. Because I always say, hey, let's get some fucking wings. All right, Gainesville shit, Florida cousin down at University of Florida. You motherfuckers. How is that underperformed? That's probably a good hooters too. Yeah. Yeah. I want to look up Gainesville. Gainesville. I will. The one at Mizzou was talented. Yeah, because it's all college students. Damn it, man. What the fuck are we doing? That's the un-American. If Trump goes out there on Thursday night and says reopen Gainesville hooters, all Florida's in. Not that they're not already. Next up for Florida is Lakeland Hooters shit. You know exactly where that is. That's where Doug and Chris are. Damn it. It's by Tactical Brewery. Fuck, we're going to do that. That's a nice area. They've got great talent there. I'm sure Orange Park Hooters. I don't know that one. Hooters in West Palm Beach. West Palm Beach. She's got to have some fucking talent. Orange Park is going to do Orlando. Yeah. Oh, it's Orlando? Yeah. There's a lot in Orlando. Indiana. We got the hooters on Clark in Clarksville, Indiana. That's probably where what's or not's killed that person. Who was the chick who took us to see all the dead bodies in Indiana? When we were at Notre Dame Ohio State. Oh, Danica. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Danica. Danica girl. Fucking with this hoes, man. Kentucky. They're closing the one in Louisville. All right. That makes sense. That one. I'll give you because there's like just a pile of dead bodies out in front of it now. I'm all good. Like where? I'll give you that one. All right. You're fine. Somebody gets shot. It's like throw them on the pile. Next one. I understand it. Walt's more Maryland. Yes. I'm sure the talent is not great there. Sure. The clientele is not great. You have to throw them in the harbor. Yeah. The whole city. Here's a Gainesville shot. Great. Gainesville. Look at the talent down in Gainesville. Let's go. Man, you don't shut that down right before fucking football season starts. I mean, they must be getting too much competition from the other restaurants in the area because that, no matter what, with only fans happens, that'll never go away. Well, the idea of a restaurant will never go away. If I'm being totally genuine here, I love, I actually love the wings and food and hooters. I don't go in and twin peaks for the food. I'm not a, I can't really name anything. Oh my God. Do you remember that time menu? I've only been to put to them twice. Once was with Jared in like Independence, Missouri after a hockey game or something like that. And we went with Rob O'Neill after a podcast. Oh, that's right. So three times then. That was after with me, you, Matt and Jared went with Rob. Yes. And then we were watching the world series. There was another time you and I were on the road for something and we went in and this woman couldn't figure out what a vodka soda was. Yes. Oh my God. It took like, I don't remember what, what the whole progression was. She's a dumbbell angry guy. You were so mad. And I go, I tell you what, hun, can I just go back behind the bar and make it myself? And no lie, she goes, I mean, I guess. And so I made it for her. So the first ended her the drink. She put it on the tray and then brought her over my table like a fucking retard. The first thing she brought out was a vodka, a glass of vodka, and then a Coke. Two separate things. And he was like, no, like vodka soda together. And then she brought back vodka with Coke in it. But wait, how old was she? What the fuck should maybe 19 maybe? Okay, I got to be 21 to serve people. No, you're in the state. You got to be 21 to pour it, not to carry it. Oh, you're right. You're right. So that's on the bartender. But still, how you should have seen it. Yeah, I mean, any is there an easier drink in America than a vodka club? Goddamn it, dude. She's the dumbest human being I've ever come into contact with. To be honest, I'm like, for real, other than a little retarded person, I believe she's the dumbest human being I've ever come into contact with. I think she's probably dumber than the retirement. She's probably right now trying to figure out how to get her door not to work so she can let herself out of the house. Yeah, looking at the files are inside the computer. All right, Texas, there's a bunch of them here, Brian. I don't know where Brian Texas is, do you? I've never heard of that city. B-R-Y-A-N. It's not far from here. It is a 960 North Earl Rutter freeway. Earl Rutter, Jesus. Never heard of that either. It is northwest of Houston by about what, an hour and a half? Yeah, it's actually college station basically. It's like adjacent to college station. I mean, a lot of fucking university towns are losing their hooters. Which is weird because, so I didn't go to the Hooters at Columbia that much because it was not near campus. But we would go there for fraternity. We'd have a roast for all the seniors every year. Sure. We would do our roast there typically. But Hooters is a place, these chains like Applebee's Hooters, whatever, you can drink for so fucking cheap. If it's nearby campus, dude, all day, you can sit there and drink outside because then with the fans and shit out there, you can sit outside, drink all day and eat wings. And somehow that's not a business anymore. What the fuck? It's crazy to me. Tilt to kill at the UCF had like five dollar towers. Perfect. Holy shit. Perfect. The next one up is Lubbock. That's another college town. Why would you get? Why would you do that? And Wubbock. McAllen, McAllen, Texas, I know. Hard AF Seltzer's there. We're in, I think, HEB's out there. That one's closing down San Angelo. I don't really know it that well. Seabrook in Texas. And then Wichita Falls, which shit we're in that HEB as well for, for Hard AF Seltzer. Those are the all the locations that are closing there. I'm going to breaks my goddamn heart. Breaks my goddamn heart. Fuck. This is what it's like, guys. If you don't go out and vote, this is Joe Biden's America right now. We're losing Red Lobster. We're losing fucking hooters. Homer Can says, or she locked herself inside the car. I just want to remind everybody that Joel locked himself inside of his trailer yesterday. He did, yeah. Which should be impossible. That Nope. No. Can't. That can't happen. Sure can't. And it did, so. Sure can'ts. But pray for these beautiful ladies at Hooters all over the nation who just lost their job moments ago. And, uh, man, I find me a politician tonight who's running one of these fucking primaries is actually going to stand up for them and not Palestine. I mean, Lauren Boebert ran a restaurant that was one of her first businesses. Sure did. It was a restaurant. They encouraged you to open carry in. They said, bring a gun on your holster and come eat wings with us. Yes. Wait, what was the name of this place? I'll look it up. You say you're saying she ran it because she was a McDonald's employee. No, she heard her husband did have like an actual restaurant. Yeah, they were. But as a child, she worked at Burger King. So yeah, put some respect Burger King Burger King. No, she went from Burger King to McDonald's, right? She got she got elevated some might say an upgrade. Yeah. Yeah. So Lauren Boebert used to run a place called Shooters Bar and Grill. Look at that. Here she is. Is that her? Yeah. Come on in. And she's got a fucking gun on. This is what she was doing 12 seconds before she took her GED, which is another 12 seconds before she was in Congress. Yeah. All of it. I love guys. This is what you can do. You can start a small business and then represents your state or your district and God, God, I love all of it here. From what I heard, the locked and loaded potato skins were top notch. Fuck. Is that a real thing? Not not. You know it was though, right? It probably wasn't real. Almost certainly the locked and loaded potato skins is great, man. Oh, the open carry firecracker shrimp. Let's go, dude. Boebert. God, I hope she wins tonight. I'll be watching this ticker like I'm watching Herschel tonight. Praying for her victory up there. Her safe, sweet victory. Let's not take those boltons out of Congress. I think that's the only thing that's saving us right now. Otherwise, we'd all go to hell. Now's the point. Shall we get to the drinking bro of the week? This one was sent in. This fucking rocks, by the way. So this goes out to Abe Hernandez, who sent it in Delco. This was the PGA championship in Valhalla. Now, this is an actual flag that was from the 18th hole there. And if you look down, if you're on, if you're watching on Patreon right here, you can see Scotty Scheffler's actual inmate number on the flag itself, which is great. You also sent this. Take your time and read that. I'll read it for the audio listeners. It says warning. Due to the price of increased ammo, all trespassers will be sexually assaulted until I come. No trespassing. And that's amazing. You send in beautiful gifts like that to the studio. Yeah, you're going to be drinking bro of the week. Where was it? It was at Royal Oaks this year, Royal Oaks Country Club. Come back and see us soon. I remember he was in the studio last year. He's, I believe, one of the pros at Royal Oaks. Oh, really? I think so. Oh, he wasn't until this went out. Yeah, sure was. Sure was. Oh, yeah. He's been in before, hasn't he? Yeah, he's best. Stop by. Give us hats and everything. Yeah. And what's got us a private jet? He actually gave us another Scotty Scheffler flag that's actually signed by Scotty Scheffler. It is. It's right back there. It's on the wide. Yeah, it's on the wide back there. So cheers. Thanks, you guys. We appreciate all the gifts and the goodies and whatnot. And buy the new t-shirt. It's out on drinkingbros.com while you're there. Let's say you're pooler and you're like, Hey, dude, I can't do anything. It's fine. We don't give a shit. But there is a submission form for drinking bro the week that will get emailed to us directly on air. Obviously you send a sweet gift. You're going to get Trump by that, but there's nothing you can do. Okay, but I'll read it on another day. I love you. Enjoy the primaries. If they're in your States, please go out and vote and safe returns for Lauren Boebert tonight. Okay, once those returns are in, daddy can go back to sleeping. But I hope I hope it doesn't go too late into the night. I don't want to be up on pins and needles. I want Burro Boebert back. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. We're dancing in Anthony Holloway. Ross Patterson, this is the Drinking Bros podcast. Good night. [Music]
