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Field reporter, Hot Boss. And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fate News. Yeah, welcome to Drinking Brows, fake news. Everybody bringing you the realest. Fakest news from over the weekend. It's gonna be a banger of a week, kids. Got a game seven in the NHL. Finals tonight's college baseball world series decided tonight, first presidential debate. This week it's gonna be a banger. Quick shout out to Ryan Mills, got some new stores open for you here for Heart AF Seltzer, Minnie's Food Mart and Hyde Park in Austin area. Midtown grocery and Cafe in Austin and Solarize and Corpus Christi. Love to hear about it, kids. We're not here for that. No, no, no. That's not why you subscribe to Drinking Brows podcast on Patreon for fake news on Mondays. We always got the memes. I have a feeling they're gonna get bad this week. What makes you think that? Just based on what's been going on, we've had a lot of meme worthy moments over the last week. We got Hot Toa Girl, Oilers Girl, Juneteenth, 9/11s almost here. There's four more months. And so that is, you know, we celebrate that four months early, obviously. There's a lot of things going on this week. So I have a feeling it's gonna get dark today. Not for any of those reasons. Okay. But it's gonna get rough, yeah. Okay. What do we got up first, Anthony? This first one's called Pretending. Pretending? Oh boy. Bob, do you look at these in advance? No. I don't either. I don't either. Never have, never will. So I want to be shocked when I get on the show. 41% of trans people when you refuse to play pretend with them. It's Kermit looking out the window sad as it's raining and then Kermit's hanging himself to the right. We're off to a great start. That's just information. Yeah, that's all it is. Statistics. That's all that is. Numbers. Stats. Stats right there. That's what happens. What do we got up next? Next, this was just called Jews. Okay, great. And I enjoyed this joke. So that's it. All right, Bob, you want to reel out? Ken says you want some bacon. Jewish guy says no, I'm Jewish. And Ken says relax. It's free. Oh boy. Oh boy. I don't even know who the butt of that joke is. The Jews. Oh yeah. The Jews. Yeah. Well, if you needed any help, it was the Jews on that one. I'm here to help me with that. I probably could have thought of a more creative name for this one. Like Harvey Weinstein, M&M's or something, but just I said maybe. Okay. All right. I said maybe read the caption here. It looks like the purple chick M&M. Okay, read that aloud about band M&M's commercial. Okay. So now I can be in the commercial. Oh, maybe. But you said. I said maybe. Holy shit. Oh, that's great. That's great. If they would have just showed them hardcore fucking or him getting blown by her, that would be great. I mean, I would have liked to have seen the ejaculation from the M&M. Carmel. Is that where you're going? I don't know what kind of M&M is the yellow one's a peanut one, right? Wait, was that a yellow? Was the dude a yellow one? Yellow one was the peanut one. Yeah. Well, I mean, in that video, they're making different ones now. I had the caramel ones the other day. They're delightful. Car ones are green, I think, aren't they? They're really good. So this was a yellow peanut, which I believe our yellow M&M, which I believe is the peanut one. So he just blasted a fucking peanut out a Jimmy Carter load in her mouth. And that's nice. Well, we don't know where it went, but I don't see it anywhere. So I'm guessing it was insider. Yeah, somewhere. One of her holes. I would imagine. Oh, I don't even know what this is, but the look on this one's face that's frozen. This one's called oh, baby. Okay, God. Who did this? Who's the account on this one? This isn't theirs, but it's just random shit. Can you just play this one more time? It's rare that I asked to see it again, but the US government finally admitted over the weekend that Saudi Arabia was involved in 9/11. And a lot of people don't know that this woman was also involved. She sure was. For the audio listeners, it was a woman giving birth. The baby shot out of her vagina too hard, went through the hospital window and then crashed into one of the twin towers. That's how I remember it. This next one's called Minesweeper. And this is a joke for early Internet days people before there were real video games, really on computers. Okay. Bob, you got to blow it up, I think. There's no sound on the video. There's no sound on it. It's just a bunch of Muslims praying. Yeah. Do you know how the game Minesweeper works? It's been a while. So the number that's on top of them, that's how many bombs are touching it. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, that's fine. A lot of numbers. A lot of numbers out there. So you kind of have to understand what Minesweeper is as a concept for that to make sense. Yeah, it's been a while for me in Minesweeper. Yeah. This next one's called Katrina. Okay. Katrina. Since there's a tropical storm right now. There is. Yeah. Yeah. Sean Johnson is the name of this account. I'm sorry. That's his user. That's his name. Zoom back in. I think is probably appropriate. His username is @sexwithyouruncle. Oh, you don't say. Okay, that's great. So that's something. Bob, you want to read that? Sean Johnson says that Jess gave me the wrong order at Popeyes. Katrina should have been 10 times worse. Oh boy. Nailed it. Nailed it. No, I don't understand the connection between the two. Can you explain that to me? Sure. There's a lot of black people that work at Popeyes and it is Louisiana. Chicken down there and the customer service is never great. The only one that I've ever had with good customer service that is, is the one over here. And I'll give you a good reason why. Mexicans. No. No, it's whites. This next one's called sending a message. Sending a message. Bob, read the caption first. Some chick says it literally caused zero dollars to not say the fucking N word. Okay. Play it again. Get out of the money. People are going forward on the internet these days. This next one's a little cartoon sketch called Don't Move. Leaked footage of the new Romeo and Juliet movie. Whoa, whoa, hey there. Don't move. I said don't move. What is that? What are you reaching for? What's going on? Oh, okay. Thank God. So you already aware of the situation. You know, you really should call us first instead of trying to deal with these robbers on your own. No, sir. She's not robbing me. She lives here. In fact, this is her house. Yeah, there's no way. My apologies. Oh, it's a great sketch. Yeah. It's great. Who is that? Is that someone else again? Ah, that looks to be Twitter. Okay. Which Bob is once again logged out of. Good for them. Yep, every day apparently. This is not the creator of it though. I don't think. Okay. Big fan of that though. Big fan of that sketch for sure. This last one's not a meme or funny. It's just some kid at his high school graduation playing the stars being a banner and a fucking guitar. Okay. But we can look through some of the comments because I thought they were pretty funny. I just wanted to, since it's debate week, I wanted everybody to get into a real patriotic mood. Yeah. So go ahead and play that song. Let's hear it. [music] It's dope as fuck, actually. I mean, it's so darlin' all blockins now. [music] Yeah. That's fucking America right now. Now turn the volume down a little bit and Bob reads some of the comments because I thought the comments were pretty good. Ah, let's see here. A lot of eagles, a lot of, I've actually not. Looked on that plus, mother of fucking Christ. Oh, Bob signed out again. I'll read him. He's son of a bitch. Fucking loser. What do we got now? I'm not even American and I stood up and saluted, chugged a beer, then felt the sudden urge to listen to "skettered." Yeah. They slammed Hendrix for doing this at Woodstock. This kid's getting a pause in tears at somebody that's trying to race bait in the middle of this very nice thing. Yeah. Damn it. I was on the toilet and had to stand. As soon as I realized what he was playing, I stood and put my hand over my heart. I don't think that's true. And for absolutely no reason, I felt the urge to drop tea in a harbor. In California school, I'll allow this question mark to relax. Oh, that's funny. Whereas there's a, I just cried at 9 millimeter. I was given. Yeah, LAPD just let those fuckers fight. The Palestinian Israelis fight for hours and just said, "Now we're not going over there. You guys can have fun outside the synagogue." This guy says, "I'm not even American, but I felt freedom flowing through my veins. It's unfortunate that my country doesn't have oil or else I would have gotten myself an extra dose of freedom." That's the lesson you should learn from the last 25 or 50 years is don't have oil and not be America. Yeah. We talked about that over on sports today. I did a big oil bet tonight. And I did all oil. Texas A&M and the oilers down there. So I'm looking forward to it tonight. First presidential debate is this week. A lot of people asking, "Is it going to be fair?" Well, that answer is going to be no. President Biden, informer, president Donald John Trump are set to face off this week in the first presidential debate of the cycle as the nation prepares for a rematch of the 2020 race. The debate hosted by CNN's Atlanta studios at 9 p.m. on Thursday is the first between a sitting president and a former president and marks the first debate for both men in the 2024 race as the two cruised to their party's presumptive nominee status without participating in primary debates. The debate plans came together quickly last month after the Biden campaign said in the letter that he was willing to debate his Republican opponent on two occasions ahead of the November election in a matter of hours with two debates have been set for June and September. All right, RFK Jr. didn't make it by the way. So he's out. Well, not really sure why. He's got enough points. I don't know what their criteria was. Usually it's a combination of you have to be polling a certain amount nationally in three or more polls. And then you have to not raise the amount of money, but you have to have a certain amount of unique individual donors, I think, is the other way. He failed to receive at least 15% support in four national polls of registered or likely voters. And he has not yet gotten on enough ballots to win the electoral college. So he's not on the ballots in every state got you enough states to win it 15% a lot. Shit. Okay, I didn't know it was that high. I always thought it was right around like five percent, but 15% is a lot. So that that makes a little more sense to me. And then the hot topic today has been asked of whether or not Jake Tapper, who was actually doing the debate with Dana Bash can actually have a fair debate with Donald Trump on stage. And this, the clips of him over the last eight years have recently gone viral this morning. And well, you decide for yourself, get in play the video. The humanizing rhetoric of Adolf Hitler is once again alive and well on a national political stage. This time, of course, in the United States Trump a couple times over the weekend, referred to immigrants from South America, Africa, and Asia. You did not mention Europe, South America, Africa, and Asia, as quote, poisoning the blood of our country, which it's not hyperbole that does very directly echo Adolf Hitler's language before World War II to open up a copy of Hitler's mine comp, you would find the Nazi leader describing the mixing of non Germans with George Germans as poisoning. There's really no other way to say it. Donald Trump's language mirrors this directly. The dehumanizing rhetoric. So how do you think this is going to shake out Thursday night? We'll be doing it live on YouTube. Please join us for that. And we'll be doing picture in picture with the debate as well as our commentary before and afterwards. So join us on a drink of Rose podcast YouTube for that special on Thursday night. This was what I wondered the entire time though, as soon as this popped up and you're going to do it on CNN, you have two people that hate you. How do you think you're going to get a fair debate out of this? And dear, I'm surprised Trump risked it. Like, to be honest with you. Yeah, I mean, look, he's been battling the media since he first became a candidate since before he first became a candidate, right? I think I heard somebody say that they that his first instead of instead of giving his opening speech, he should surrender his time to Biden and say name every member of your cabinet right now. Interesting. You brought that up. So there is no speeches for the first time ever. So the candidates will not be able to give speeches. You will be able to mute the microphone after your time is up. And that won't allow you to talk over the other person. Now, with those with the rules that are currently set in place, in my opinion, that benefits Trump with the rules, because that's you and I talked about this in 2020. That's what got him in trouble in that first debates in 2020 was constantly talking over Biden and all that shit. Now, that's going to be gone. However, if Jake Tapper asked him a question about being a convicted felon, and he doesn't have the allotted amount of time, and then they fucking mute him over it, people are going to rage on that too. Because you know, that's what's going to happen. And then what's your response to that? It's a fucking rigged trial. And Jake Tapper is going to be like, wow, come on, you know, a jury of your peers is the one who fucking did. Well, I mean, if I'm Trump, I say, what was the crime that escalated it to a felony? I agree. Just say that, and then don't say another goddamn word. Because then you know they can't answer that question, you know they can't, because there is no answer to that question. Because the answer is, there wasn't a crime in connection to it, which means two things. One, it wasn't a felony. And then two, as a result of that, the statute of limitations had passed the end, right? So the facts are on your side. Ask them questions they can't answer, and then keep your fucking mouth shut. And I'm glad you brought that up, because Bob, if you'll pull up the next clip there that I sent you for Twitter, the former Attorney General from New York, Andrew Cuomo was on Bill Maher on Friday night. And here were his thoughts. Who said Faggot next to him? That's Adam Kinsinger. Yeah, you don't say. You don't say. Go ahead and play this in New York, frankly, should have never been brought. And if his name was not Donald Trump, and he wasn't running for president from the former AG in New York, I'm telling you that case would have never been brought. And that's what is offensive to people. And it should be, because if there's anything left, it's belief in the justice case in New York, frankly. So you go ahead and pause that there. Now, Kinsinger didn't say a goddamn word during this. I ended up watching the rest of this. No, he was, you know, he's got to be careful speaking to public because he'll cry the drop of a hat. Yes. He cries a lot, which is Adam, if you're out there, get some testosterone in your body, bud, and not through your asshole either. I know that's usually where you get it. I know you'd like to suck dicks with your butthole a lot, but get some injections of TRT into your body somewhere so that you can stop crying on television, please. Just find a suit that fits. Jesse and my wife and I were watching this on Bill Maher. And it's almost like his head is ready to pop out of these suits. They're so tiny. I don't really understand now. He's a tiny man in real life. Yeah, he is a very small man. But he had nothing to offer during any of this other shit. Truthfully, the Andrew Cuomo thing was pretty interesting. One, I hadn't seen him in years. After all the sexual harassment suits and all that other shit. To my knowledge, Bob, and maybe correct me if I'm wrong, I think this was his first public appearance where he actually got out and talked. No idea. He might have been on other like cable news shows before a small shit. This is probably his brother's been everywhere. Now he he hasn't because he was going through all these sexual harassment suits and he eventually had to step down. But this this interview was interesting because I actually agreed with a lot of the things that he was saying in it. One of them was what we talked about on on fake news on Thursday with the 10 Commandments shit where you know, the left is injecting the trans bullshit in everybody's lives in the LGBTQ shit where is the right seems to be injecting God into everything in religion and all this other shit. And it's none of those are a win-win for our country. And I think he's right. But there isn't any way to stop it. And he says he thinks that's what people are afraid of. And to that point, I agree with it. You know, back in the day when we were, you know, 2A was super hot and was a super hot issue and everybody was was talking about it. You said the same thing of like, dude, if you give these fuckers an inch, they'll take it all. We'll take everything they possibly can. That's what happened with abortion here. And people are worried about the same things happening. I don't know which way this is going to go now. I really don't. Alex Jones, if you believe, you know, Alex, he said it's going to be a fucking landslide of like 15 points. Now he never says shit like that unless he fucking knows 15 points for whom for Trump. So Trump has been smart so far. He referred to. So one of the mistakes that they made in 2020 was setting the bar really low for Biden. So if he just showed up and spoke English, he would look better than what they were saying. Oh, that guy's not old or crazy. That's just old. That's his uncle Joe or whatever the fuck, right? Now he called him a worthy debater. He's talked about how long he's been in service. He's been campaigning since Nixon was as an office. He's got a lot of ability as a public speaker and blah, blah, blah. So now the bar is mid to high for Biden, right? And again, the facts are on Trump's side. So all he has to do is say illegal immigration, what happened? Like you spent the first 90 executive orders you issued when you became president after we, after we swapped out there, we're all about weakening the border every single one of them 90 executive orders, all designed to fucking create the outcome that we're seeing now what happened. Or again, just like ask him questions. Like, I don't know what the rules are vis-a-vis candidates speaking to one another or ask an answer and stuff like that. You can't do that. I would just go to the moderator and say, hey, hear the people I want on my cabinet. Can you ask him the same question? Who's in his cabinet right now? I just want to see if you can answer that question. I would ask that. And then anytime again that the legal stuff comes up, just be like, okay, what crime was I convicted of exactly? Yeah. You tell me and tell, show me another case in jurisprudence history. We're an escalating crime could be one of any three crimes, right? Like, I mean, this is going to, there's no way this survives appeal anyways. But if they're going to try it. So if I'm Trump, I don't bring it up. But if they bring it up, that's what I say to it. Well, I know Jake Tapper 100% is going to bring it up and I know I'll be a mistake on his part. But and here's the thing. He's going to say you're a convicted felon and you're the first president ever. That's, that's run as a convicted felon. I guarantee there's going to be an over under on my bookie.com and we'll go through the numbers over there. So I'm betting the fuck out of this before this starts on Thursday night. But I bet you that'll be on there. And I know Trump's reply. Trump's going to say 100 Biden's convicted felon as well. Now what what Biden's going to say in regards to that is he'll lean back on well. You know, my sons had problems that are well documented. We love them and support them or whatever. But it's still the president's son and not somebody who's actually running for president. But I guarantee that comes up a lot. The question of inflation to me, I think it's going to be the biggest one of the entire debate. And here's why. Is Trump going to call him out on the numbers that the White House are currently using that are completely skewed because they change the definition of what inflation was? Yeah, I mean, if I'm if that comes up, I let Joe say his thing. And I say to Tapper, I'm not sure what you mean by inflation, because for the first 100 years that we tracked it, it meant this. And now the Biden administration uses this new phrase called core inflation, right, which removes housing and energy from the equation. The two two most important things to the three housing energy food, right? Yeah, those are three most important things. So two of the three most important things are now gone. So by if you were, and I would ask Tapper, like, have your have the producers look this up, apply that same metric to my presidency and see what it was, because total inflation under Trump was sub three per year, right? For the first presidency in a very long time, for that to be the case, three is the standard 3% inflation per year is about average, right? That's what you should expect in a given year. In Trump's four years, it was less than that. Yeah. So it's like, all right, cool. If you if before the COVID stuff happened, actually, he got out pretty clean when it came to inflation, because it didn't really start until those checks started going out, which he insisted on putting his name on for some reason that was kind of weird. But that's that's what I do. I turned it back to to the moderators, like, you're saying inflation, but that's not what you mean, because inflation is this formula. You're talking about core inflation, which is not the same thing, right? And just see if they can answer that question and be like, and maybe have your team come prepared with that number. Like, if you remove housing and energy from mine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. Inflation is record low during my time. And then just immediately after you say that, turn it to this, you're an American citizen, you're out there. Is your life economically better today? Is your bank account in better shape right now than it was four years ago under under my administration? And the answer is clearly no for anybody that's not extremely rich. Now it's a CNN audience. They're going to pack it with people from the Biden campaign. All of his electors are going to be there. All of his fucking beneficiaries are going to be there are benefactors rather going to be there. And they'll hooten, hollering, cheering for fucking Biden. They're going to boo Trump every time. That's how it's going to work. Well, it isn't Atlanta. It doesn't matter where it is. But yeah, they do that. They did it during the debates last time. Right. And I'm sure Trump at this point is like Jesus Christ, if I have to come back to Atlanta one more fucking time down here, I'm going to lose my shit. Any, any, I guess any, I don't wait word this. Any chance that they ask him who who is VP is going to be? Yes, and try to stick him to that. No, he's already said that he's picked his VP and they're going to be at the debate Thursday. No way. Yeah, he said it yesterday. Oh, I didn't hear that. I'm sorry. Yeah. Or maybe it was this morning, but I saw it on I said on Twitter this morning. He said he knows who it's going to be in his head and that they're going to be in the rumor from the campaign is they're going to be there on Thursday. Now, he made an unscheduled stop in Ohio to meet with Vivek Ramaswami two days ago. And a lot of people think he went there to personally ask him to be his VP. I'm not sure if that's the case or not. I would be kind of surprised that it would if it's not Tim Scott, I'll be surprised. I think it'll be Tim Scott, but but despite some rabble rousing with a libertarian convention, the libertarian party as a whole, like the people who are actually doing the work and blah, blah, blah. And they're pulled their internal polling from the little libertarian party about 75% of libertarians say if he makes Vivek his VP, they're voting for him. So how do you not do it, right? There's one name you're forgetting who's in Ohio. That's J.D. Vance. Yeah, I could have stopped and talked to J.D. Vance. Does anybody know who J.D. Vance is? You know, he keeps popping up everywhere. He was at the court thing. And I see him everywhere. Me personally, I just don't think you need Ohio. I really don't. I think he's got Ohio. Yeah. So why do it? I also don't think that a bearded white dude is the right pick when you're out, especially not that I against that. Obviously, I am one. But I think Vivek is the smarter choice. If you're trying to if you're trying to build a bigger constituency, a voter, yeah, not because he's Indian, but because he's libertarian is what I mean. His race is of no consequence. J.D. Vance, I just don't know anything about him. And I don't think anybody else does unless you're in Ohio. Maybe they like him. Okay. And by the way, I'm fact-checking what you said here. So that's true. That just popped up here. There is a couple names that have popped up next to Vivek's and J.D. Vance, Glenn Youngkin, in a push for Virginia. Do you like Glenn Youngkin? No, he's too much of a lightning rod right now. I mean, I'd like him as a politician if as far as I could like a politician. He's done pretty well at most stuff. Yeah. But no, I don't think that's like you're not getting Virginia. They're saying Virginia is a toss up. I don't know. Here's why Trump doesn't get Virginia. It's because half of the people that work in D.C. live in Virginia and all those people make money when we're at war and Trump wants to stop that shit. He's not getting Virginia. He's not getting. I mean, not that Maryland is even in play, but he's not getting Virginia or Maryland. My opinion, I don't think he'll get anywhere close. I think Virginia's in play, actually. I think Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, he wins all those. I don't think he wins Virginia. Okay. Probably North Carolina as well. But per Trump, and this is according to Time Magazine here, whoever it will be, will most likely be at Thursday's CNN presidential debate in Atlanta. And he says they'll be there. I think we have a lot of people coming. Okay. So look, he could have four or five people there, I guess. So who knows? I, I, the vague would be great. Who I'm reading here. According to Time, kind of Doug Burnham guy, Bergham is still on there from North Dakota. I just could give two shits about that fucking guy. Yeah, I mean, they ran him out on the Sunday shows, in my opinion, to do free polling, right? So you run Bergham out there, and then you, uh, just do some free, you don't, you don't pay for polls. You just do some free data analytics from the internet and see how people are reacting to him. And it wasn't good. It's like, you look like George Washington. It's like, all right, cool, man. Yeah. Nobody thinks that you're George Washington. You just had your oldest fuck. Nobody that that's not a, that's not the fucking outcome you wanted from that. It's not great. And I'm free, free, pulling. All right, Ben Carson. Ah boy. Ben Carson wouldn't do it. Uh, Marco Rubio. No, I hate Marco Rubio. Nobody likes Marco Rubio. Nobody likes Marco Rubio. Maybe, maybe Floridians do. Um, I don't, I, to be honest, I don't know too much about him. I, he just seems like one of those guys that lays in the cut and hopes that he's on the right side. That, like at the end of the day, that's, that's how I feel about him. Uh, JD Vance is on this list. Tim Scott, Byron Daniel, uh, Donald's, uh, you don't need to leave Stefani where she had a New York, I believe. Yes, that Elise, uh, Stefonic chick. Yeah, you're not getting the fucking New York, no matter what happens. No, I think, I think he'll, he'll do okay there, but he's not winning the fucking state. I, I mean, I would be shocked because New York City and Buffalo, you're, you're not beating those two cities, right? No way. Not even, I mean, New York City on its own, to be honest, but Buffalo is also super left. But what they're saying about her is she is the highest ranking woman in the house GOP. So why would you remove her from that spot? Leave her there? Like a lot of people have talked about Massey and Rand Paul as well. Like no, leave them there. Yeah, the fucking you doing, man. Yeah, I, being a VP doesn't mean shit. I watched, I watched Thomas Massey's interview on Tucker. I don't know if you saw it. Yeah. Tucker Carlson. I don't think he would do it anyways. No, he, he's good. He, he might run. So that sentence seat is up in 26, I think, the other Senate seat in Kentucky. And I think it's McConnell, right? I think he should run for that. And then, you know, then one 50th of the Senate is libertarian, both of the same state, actually. And if Justin Amish wins in Michigan, it'll be three out of 100. So yeah, that's better than having one vice president, certainly. Thomas Massey was, it's a very fascinating interview. If you get a smart person in Congress, either housed by a wide margin. He literally has a fucking engineering degree from MIT. Yeah. 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Equipped with cluster warheads were shot down by air defense systems and the ammunition on a fifth had detonated in mid-air. Russia claims they intercepted the missiles but the fragments of one of them broke off and detonated and the explosion killed five civilians, including three children and injuring 124 plus more. Footage on Russian state television showed people running from a beach and some people being carried off on sun loungers. I don't know anything about this story. But with the way that everything's been shaping out in the press, did you see Kim Jong-Him and Putin hanging out together. They signed another fake tree, the same one that Biden signed with Zelensky. Is any of this real? Like when you see this footage, do you believe it's real? Yeah, I mean it's definitely real. Like nobody's... Not that the footage isn't real, but that the story behind it is. Yes. Now, I don't know... I don't think that the Global Hawk, which is... So there's a bunch of pieces of evidence here to support the Russian claim. One is the footage on state television showing people running from the beach. Then there's the eyewitness testimony from people that described the cluster ammunition falling. Then there's the fact that we definitely broke our own rules to sell them cluster munitions. I'm sure you remember this from last year, right? Like we did this in violation of the UN charter, I believe. We did. We did a huge story on the figures. And then just last week, Biden said that it was okay for Ukraine. I don't know why he thought it's his place to say this frankly, but he said it was okay for Ukraine to start using offensive weapons inside of Russia to retaliate against attacks. Now, I don't know what missile attack happened from Russia to Ukraine in that particular, from that direction, because Devastopol is a fucking... People are like, "Why are you going on vacation in a war zone?" It's like Crimea is... People live there. Yes, whole. But they live... People own property. It's Devastopol. They live there. I don't think they were on vacation. They were just kind of hanging out because they lived there. But yeah, if you look at the flight coordinates, I'm sorry. If you look at the flight tracker from that area. So there's one in particular, one flight tracker in particular that operates in Northern Europe. And it's been... If you recall, I think we may have done a story about this when the war first kicked off. It's FlightRadar24 is the name of the company to Swedish nerds run that thing. But it crashed because everybody was going to see where all the planes were going in and out of Ukraine at the time, because it tracks every flight in Northern Europe. You can see the US SIGINT drone. It's a RQ-4B Global Hawk operated by the Air Force. So my understanding is, I've talked to somebody about this earlier today, that the Global Hawk can't be used as a direct targeting system, but you would use it for surveillance first before you launch weapons. So they knew what was there, essentially. And they fired weapons over a crowded civilian area anyways. Russian air defense shot them down and then it rained down on people and killed two kids. That's what happened. So that's apparently what happened. And the reason I say that it seems apparent is because you can see the aircraft on flight tracker from the description of the vents on the ground, as I mentioned. No one in US government has denied it. The US government's response to it was that Ukraine chooses its own targets. Not that we didn't give them the weapons, not that we didn't help with the fucking SIGINT. They choose their own target. That's what the Pentagon response was. Just literally that, nothing more. We're also, again, days removed from Biden openly telling people that it's okay for Ukraine to attack inside of Russia and so on and so forth. So yeah, I believe it. I mean, think about what the US government's done. We blew up the Nordstrom, too. Yeah, right. Yeah. We at least helped do that. We committed one of the largest acts of transnational terrorism in some time. Odd. We would do that. So yeah, I believe it. Yeah, with Reuters here, they're reporting that they were unable to immediately verify battleground reports from either side. And that's kind of where I'm at with all this shit. Like you see it on Twitter and it trends for a little bit. Each side blames each other. I have no idea what to think anymore. I'm with you. I think US is absolutely supplying all these fucking weapons there. There's no question about that. Yeah. So that this is Russia did this to some degree to us as well. So the RPG 29 and the EFP, the explosively foreign penetrator, Russia created these devices and pushed them into a rack where we were in open combat through their Iranian partners. So, you know, they can bitch and mow in all they want to about or we can bitch and moan about this and that and they can bitch and moan about this and that. But both sides have done this relatively recently. I don't know that I I mean, this this is this is getting into direct action, though, right? Like this is going from cold war to hot war when you're when your weapons are starting to use directly against people days after you send them over there. Yeah, like you don't want the price tax still hanging off a missile when it hits a fucking civilian population. It's not great. No, but why because I keep going back to like if you're Biden and that you're this close to the election. Why force a war that clearly nobody wants in America? I don't know. Trump should ask that question. Oh, on the debate? Yeah, I would. And if anybody in Russia is listening, in the words of my friend and Special Forces operator Clay Martin, all the politicians in the U.S. are on the our east of the Mississippi. Sure. So leave Texas alone. Yeah, just leave Texas all the same. Yeah. We have not to do with any of this shop. The bombs everywhere else is where nobody in America wants anything to do with this war. No, no real person I've ever talked to other than somebody that works in the natsack industry, either a politician, one of their staffers of some fuckface who's trying to make money off his shit wants anything to do with any of this. No, and every time I hear about it, the first thing that comes to mind for me is, oh shit, is that still going on? Like, I mean, for real, at this point, we're two and a half years into this goddamn thing. Nothing's really happening. And if Russia was the superpower, they were supposed to be and they were the ultimate boogeyman, this fucking thing would have been over in two weeks. And it's not. Well, Russia is the ultimate boogeyman, just not the way that we're trying to pretend they are, right? So the First World War, they're the reason we got involved. The reason that Nazis took over Germany, they're the reason, right? All the information operations that have happened since our involvement in Korea, our involvement in Vietnam, all that shit is due to Russian information operations. The fact that our intelligence agency and Department of Justice are now captured by Marxist DEI nonsense, all Russia. That's what they're good at. But we are good at being stupid and pretending like they're a military threat to us and they're not. We didn't deal with the real threat from Russia, which is information operations. And now, we're suffering the concept, we're pretending like we're fighting them. We think we're degrading their capabilities. They had no capabilities militarily. They had none. All we're doing is letting them further infiltrate the stuff that they're actually good at, which is the SVR alien program, putting Russian citizens for generations. The fourth generation now of Russian citizen is living in the United States, working at your local bank, pretending to be Russian and sending fucking phone calls back to Moscow whenever they need them. That's still going on now. We still have our universities and our entire fucking intelligence and Department of Justice apparatuses captured by these assholes. And we're pretending to fight some fucking war somewhere that we're not even technically involved in. It was the dumbest motherfuckers of all time. I do hope this comes up during the debates. And I'd also be curious about Israel as well on that, especially after all the peace deals Trump did over there. And it's just to hear what their actual response is, something like that. Here's a here's a good equation for you. This is, this is what I call a liberal math. Are you ready? So it's not two plus two equals five, but that is an obvious joke. So here's liberal math. George W. Bush, Russia invades Georgia, right? Not Atlanta, Georgia over there. Obama presidency, Russia invades Crimea, takes it permanently. Well, we'll see what takes it permanently. By administration, Russia invades Ukraine, or sorry, Russia invades Ukraine holds the entire dumb bus region still. And all of that somehow equals Trump is a Russian asset. It's the only presidency where Russia didn't fuck somebody over. Yeah. And somehow he's guilty. Do you see how like crazy that is? Well, I mean, the other crazy thing too, was it was Jake Tapper who was pushing the steel dossier that entire time. Well, everybody was pushing that. But him, Christopher Steele, still on Twitter talking shit to people, by the way, that dude should be he should be up to his neck and the ground somewhere with fire ants on his head, getting tortured to death. Like, what the fuck? I don't know, man. Because yeah, how do you explain that at the debate? Trump asked him of like, hey, dude, remember that story you pushed? That was disproved like, yeah, Jesus. Well, yeah, look, I can't wait for Thursday night. It'll be a blast. Next up, we got your weekly immigrants reports. You want to play music to that? You got a song for they get a jingle? Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah, we got the Chinese nationalists. Yeah, the Asians don't really that Chinese nationalists are here, dude. What is the 27,000 that came over? Maybe 20 year old woman in Hamburg, Germany has been sent to prison after making hateful remarks towards a migrant who was involved in the gang rape of a child. The woman is just one of 140 people being investigated for making harmful comments toward the rapist. The horrific assaults took place in 2020 and involved multiple groups of migrant men independently attacking a 14 year old girl in Hamburg's stat park over the course of one night. The park had become a popular hangout spot for youth during the COVID-19 lockdowns and the girl had been there drinking with her friends, but they became scattered after police swept the park and broke up the groups while enforcing social distancing measures. Confused and alone, the girl was defenseless against the first mob of four predators. The men took turns repeatedly raping her and that happened over an extended period of time and then robbed her of her wallet and cell phone before leaving her traumatized and disoriented from the first attack and having no method of calling for help. The girl was then assaulted by a second time. Two more men who took advantage of her vulnerable state. Disturbingly, her assailants had begun inviting other men to rape her via their group chats, gleefully sharing the news that there was an isolated teenage girl in the dark park with no visible witnesses. The child was attacked a third time by a single man and then a fourth time by three more men who dragged her into a bush and sexually assaulted her. Finally, the child managed to break away and run, though pursued by her rapist. Eventually, she came across people who recognized her traumatized state and immediately called the police. I'm told of 11 men were initially charged, but two were quitted quickly due to lack of DNA evidence. How would you have some? If none of these people should be in the country. Anyway, the sperm of nine of the men, however, had been successfully recovered from the girl's body. Five of the men were in possession of German passports while the remainder were not citizens of Germany. However, all nine people who were charged were from somewhere else. The rapists were one Polish guy, an Egyptian, a Libyan, a Kuwaiti, an Iranian, an Armenian, an Afghan, a Syrian, and a Montenegrin. The men had a team of 20 defense attorneys arguing their innocence, despite DNA and WhatsApp evidence. They had their WhatsApp chat, showing the guys calling for more people to come rape this little girl. They had the DNA of every single one of them on the girl, all nine of them. Eight of the nine men walked free with just probation and spent zero time in prison at all. The ninth was sentenced to two years and nine months in prison without parole. People in Germany were obviously angry about this as any normal human being would be. It's a 20 year old woman from Hamburg messaged the number through WhatsApp. So the number that they were using to organize this rape of this little girl, some 20 year old woman from Hamburg messaged them and said, "You're a dishonorable rapist, pigs, disgusting miscarriage." She added, "Aren't you ashamed when you look in the mirror?" The targeted rapist then reported the woman to police and she was charged with sending him insulting messages. Shut the fuck up. So the woman has now been convicted and sentenced to a weekend in prison for her remarks, meaning that she will have to spend more time in jail than eight of the nine rapists. In court, the woman apologized for remarks saying she acted out of a reflex upon hearing the sickening details of the case. I'm sure apologizing in court was part of just getting one weekend in jail instead of extended time. So that's Germany. That's how the West is currently handling illegal immigrants coming in to your country and raping people, literally raping and murdering people on a regular basis now. There's six women in the United States who have been murdered by illegal immigrants just in the last year and a half. Here's the response from these fucking cunts in government and media. They say, "Well, an immigrant is 33% less likely to commit a crime than a citizen. Cool, they shouldn't have been here in the first place. Any amount of crime they commit is more than we should allow." What the fuck are you talking about? But it's just okay that these people can rape the fuck out of children, literal children, and nobody cares about it. The government is doing jack shit about this in any Western country. They're not doing anything about it here either. This is what I mean. There are cultures out there that are incompatible with ours, period. You want to come here and smell like shit and eat your weird food, but you want to fucking go to work hard every day and fucking benefit the country. Good for you, dude. I'll fucking plug my nose and walk on the other side of the street or something. We'll figure it out. But if part of your culture is that women don't have rights and you can rape them whenever you feel like it with impunity, then you have to not just not come here. We got to kill these people. Yeah. And it keeps getting worse. And these cases, by the way, keep popping up all over Western civilization now at this point. When are all of us going to learn that it just doesn't fucking work? It doesn't work. We're all done with it. Seal off the Middle East and all that other bullshit and let's try again, I don't know, never or in 200 years or something like that. I'll just skip it probably. I mean, what do you do? So think about this from the perspective of any other pest that would be in your life. What do you do when someone or someone or something comes into your home and to share your warmth and drink your water and eat your bread and then it tries to eradicate your culture violently. You kill that piece of shit and you throw them outside, whether it's a bug or it's a fucking Muslim. It doesn't matter. If you think it's okay to come here and fucking be a predator, you're going to die. Like we have to kill these people. There's no fucking other way to handle that shit. And until us and all these other countries decide to block out these motherfuckers from coming in, this is just going to continue and it's going to get worse because they're procreating fast. Yeah, I guarantee you. Like people are complaining about how it's going to fuck up our economy and this and that and how are we even going to do it. If we do a mass deportation, I don't give a shit. No, I'll take the hit. Get these motherfuckers out of here. You know, I want people in this country to be safe. You got to take the hard reset, I think on this one, which is why this election, in my opinion, I said it for the last fucking two months here is the most important in our lifetime right now is if you don't shut this shit down, borders are still going to be open. I mean, there hasn't been dick done since didn't Biden sign a fucking executive order a couple weeks ago. I never shit about that. Yeah, I don't know. Absolutely nothing. And they're not stopping anything down there. So go out and vote. What was the thing you posted over the weekend with the hunters? How was the response to that, by the way? It's been really good so far. Yeah. Okay, I can go down the list. If you want to ask me about any about any fucking swing state, Wisconsin, Wisconsin, there are 338,894 registered or licensed hunters who were not registered voters above the age of 18. We'll go back to what I said earlier, I think as a toss up this year is Virginia. What do you get in Virginia? Virginia has 277,390 that aren't registered to vote right now. Okay. And a lot of people like I've talked to some people about this and they don't think they make some decent points about hunters not being in tune with politics now because when's the last time the right stood up for them? Yeah, it makes sense. Because the last Republican administration was Trump and he banned bump stocks. So I don't think they look at something like that and think, well, he's got my best interests in mind. So there's work to be done here. Where can everybody go? Say that site because we're going to keep saying it the rest of the year and they're not a sponsor or anything. It's vote the number four America dot org. California, 511,000 people that are registered are licensed hunters not registered voters. No shit. Florida, 660,000 people. I didn't know Illinois, 305,000 Indiana, 250,000. Go out. When you hunting gators down there, Florida, what are you hunting for down there? Comas. I guess. I don't know. Comas. 370,000 in Michigan. That's a swing state. I think he's going to win Michigan this year. 370,000 in Michigan. That's wild. That's a lot. That's a lot. Go out and vote, kids. A big one. Ohio is the biggest one, though. I think. No, it's second biggest. Texas, 663,000. Population wise, probably. But Ohio, 626,000. Really? 626,000 people that aren't registered to vote. That's a lot in Ohio. Next up, the Missouri AG is suing state of New York. Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey announced he is filing a lawsuit against the state of New York for what he called their direct attack on our democratic process through unconstitutional lawfare against President Trump. I'm assuming this is in regards to that trial that just happened, right? Yes. On Thursday, Bailey said on his podcast, the Bailey Wire, kudos on the name there. I always like a good pun. I really do. That his office would be taking steps to combat illicit prosecutions against former presidents. Bailey said it's time to restore the rule of law. Radical progressives in New York are trying to rig the 2024 election. We have to stand up and fight back. Bailey said the state's actions against Trump sabotage. Missourians writes to a free and fair election. We have to fight back against a rogue prosecutor who is trying to take a presidential candidate off the campaign trail. They already did, Bailey. Bailey's office noted that the lawsuit will go straight to the U.S. Supreme Court because it is a state versus state's action. What does that mean exactly? It means if one state sues another state, there's no federal court they're going to adjudicate that other than the Supreme Court. And how quickly would that actually go to the Supreme? That I don't know. But probably not quickly enough for him to tell us about on the show because he's going to be on the show Tuesday next week. Really? Yes. Andrew Bailey? No shit. I didn't know. Look at that. No one's out the battle. It's all the battle motherfuckers, not just half. That's great. The investigations and subsequent prosecutions of former president Donald J. Trump appear to have been conducted in coordination with the U.S. Department of Justice, Bailey alleges, adding that he believes an allegation is demonstrated in parts by the move of third highest ranking DOJ official, Matthew Calangelo, to the Manhattan DA's office to prosecute the criminal case New York versus Trump. In addition, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg works alongside New York Attorney General LaTisha James in pursuing civil litigation against Trump using that experience as a springboard from which to campaign for his current position. Bailey notes during that campaign, Alvin Bragg promised if elected he would go after Trump. Once he won the election, he pledged to personally focus on the high profile probe into former president Donald Trump's business practices, which obviously he did there. I wish this could be sped up. It's obviously not going to be. Well, I don't know that that's true. I mean, well, not in time for the election. Oh, yeah. No, this case right here will probably have to be adjudicated before the election. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Well, doesn't the Supreme Court usually go on like a hiatus or a vacation for like six, eight weeks? Yeah. But if there's like, think of it this way, if if so Congress hasn't voted for us to go to war for a while now, right? It's why the State Department and the CIA have so much room to work inside of war now because there's not a declared war. So you can do whatever the fuck they want. Like usually it would be generals in charge of the shit. That's not the case. If you recall the pull out in Afghanistan, that was a technically a State Department operation. They were the head agency in charge of withdrawing US military forces from a fucking active war zone. That doesn't make any fucking sense unless you consider the fact that it wasn't a declared war, it never was, right? So if something like that happened where somebody sued the federal, the executive branch over that, and it's another one of those situations where only in its time sensitive and only the scotas can decide, then they have to come do it. That's there's no option, right? Okay. Look, I would love for this to be sped up. I guess the question when he comes from the show, we'll ask him. Question is, why isn't anybody else done this? Okay. That's a good question. I mean, he's doing it. He is. Bob, do you know him? I mean, I think the Texas Attorney General would probably be another guy who would do something like this, but he's had some issues of his own. Sure has. Sure has. Andrew Bailey from What I Can Tell is pretty squeaky. Bob, Bob, do you know this guy? He's from Missouri. I think he's my mom's boss. Really? Yeah. So that's part two of the interview. It's not we're not going to dedicate half of the show to it, but we are going to try to get Bob's mom to raise. Yes. I just need the pension rate. Yeah, whatever. I don't want to be paying for nursing homes and shit, dude. Like that's not. Come on. Sure. Give us the keys to whatever. Does he still work there? Yeah. It's either him or I know he's represented her office in a lawsuit that the ACL brought before them before. Okay. Or like his office representing her office. I don't know. Her boss is like a combination of him, the mo legislator and the governor. Is he here in studio zone? No, it'll be on zoom. Okay. Unfortunately, but because if we would have gotten a selfie with him and Bob, that could have really helped Bob's mom. Yeah, we could at least Photoshop it and blackmail him into giving her a raise or whatever. Yeah, we'll work on something. But yeah, he's going to be on the shoe. Oh, Tuesday, and then in a couple of weeks on citizen talking about different stuff as well. Okay. But yeah, Tuesday drink of bros. We'll do that one on YouTube, I guess, just tomorrow or the phone next Tuesday. Okay, next Tuesday. Got you. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that because, look, these cases were all fucking stupid and bullshit. And yeah, it took him off the campaign trail for two months for Christ's sakes during the middle of a presidential election. And the media has never said a fucking word about it. I mean, this lawsuit is accusing the state of New York of election interference. I don't know if I've, I don't know if there's ever been a case like this before. And in the case is going to be like, Bailey can explain it when he comes here, but I think they have a pretty strong case. They show coordination between Alvin Bragg and Letitia James, which is, I don't know if it's illegal or not, but it definitely shows intent, right? Weren't they all at the White House too? They were all there together. And then like two days later, everybody started charging with shit. It's like, okay, maybe just do it over zoom. We never would have known you, any of you. No, even Biden's showing up at that girl's house. Yeah, it's a talk to her right before the Hunter Biden's run. Yeah, well, they don't care. They feel like they're in power. But despite what AOC was saying yesterday about, we got to take our country back. It's like, dude, you're in charge. What are you talking about? You're the country. You're in charge right now. But there's that. And then there's the fact that a member of the DOJ, a long-term member who is, who is actually a fundraiser for the Obama administration got appointed to be an assistant USA on this case as well. Like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Yeah, like you're moving this guy around in cases. The same judge got multiple of these cases, and it goes these cases going to what is essentially a lottery, right, in New York State, where you get assigned a judge at random. He's been the same dude four times in a row on these cases. So it's like, all right, there's a lot of fucking smoke here. Let's see where it's going. So Tuesday will be a very interesting show. Smart guy, Bob, you know, I don't know that. Well, he's new. Like he the AG who was before him, who I think was actually that was the AG office who represented the Missouri public defender office in an ACL suit. He's now a senator. So the Bailey hasn't been AG for like terribly long, maybe like a year. About a year and a half now, yeah. Okay. Every time the word Missouri comes up, can I say it like that? Or is he going to get offended? I forget where he's from. But if he calls it Missouri, my guess is he's a poser. I feel like he's a city boy. All right. I mean, he went to, he went to school in Columbia. Let's see. So he went to Mizzou? Yeah. Let's see. I'm a city slicker. I'm not a country boy, and I like to drink milk with my chips or hoy. I think he's one of those guys. He might have been, yeah. Looks like he was a Jag officer in the army. I don't know. Let's see. Yeah. I'm curious to talk to him. I saw this case over the weekend, and it's fascinating. Next up, more Boeing incompetence, a Boeing 737 aircraft suddenly plummeted to less than 500 feet off the ground over Oklahoma. That's where we jump like in a combat jump or reel in. We jump from 500 feet. Really? So you're on the ground in about six seconds. So it's pretty. I mean, 500 feet sounds tall, but it ain't tall. That's not all for a goddamn airplane. Says they were terrified residents who feel the fear the jet was going to crash. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I would too. 500 feet is on that. I have for Christ's sakes. Oh, is it Southwest? Yeah. What's Southwest? I mean, it's Boeing. It's always Boeing. Southwest Airlines flights 4069 was nine miles away from Will Rogers World Airport just after midnight on Wednesday when records show the 737 dive between four and 500 feet as it flew over a high school in the city of Yukon. Doorbell camera footage showed the Boeing 737 max eight then hovering above houses before it flies out of frame. If your ring camera is picking up incoming air traffic, probably time to panic. Do we have video of this? I don't know. I haven't seen any, but Bob maybe popped through those two that that first link there and see if there's any video. Jesus Christ. Maybe it's a maybe there's a Twitter thing. Wow. All right. Yeah, pop this shit up. Let's see me now. Hold on. No free ads. We don't do it here. Okay. We don't do free ads here. All right. Man, these daily mail websites, but they always have the best stories. They have the best stories. Yeah. It's weird, right? Tonight, the FAA is with the Southwest Airlines plane. Yeah, plan. This guy on the right looks like that. You just not have been that low over that. They're going to Jonah Hill's house, Kevin and Heather, that Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 check is a full solo over Yukon. It triggered an alarm system at Will Rogers World Airport's control tower. And now the FAA wants to know why. It's like Jonah Hill. It was enough to jolt Spencer Bessoko right out of bed. And I just watched this video from one of his neighbors cut the moments. Oh, shit. That's the fucking mindset. Oh, look at that. Look at how close it is. That is how you con early Wednesday morning and I looked out the window where the sound was coming from on the other side where my bedroom is that you go a few blocks that way. It's nice to see now. I know I just see a plane. It was right. Don't ever tell anybody we were in high school where the plane hit its lowest altitude before going back up. Now, we're reference the entrance to the school here probably in that school parking lot or so high. The plane only a nice school though, the Yukon High School building air traffic control audio captured those moments as the plane went low enough to trigger the control tower's altitude alert system. The plane quickly climbed and circled around eventually landing safely on a different runway a few minutes later. Jesus Christ from Las Vegas to Oklahoma City. Chopper for pilot Mason Dunn walked me through the flight data showing the plane's path. You can see the green here. I was doing this is when you're getting lower. He says that line indicating the plane's altitude turned yellow as the plane went over the high school getting as low as 400 feet. Half the height of Oklahoma City's Devon tower. To me, that's way too low. You don't say yeah. Again until it was much much closer to the airport. So did they get called off their runway or what happened? I guess we don't know yet. Hey Bob, you pause on that green line of this guy this pilot coming from Vegas. Chances are home boy had some blow and some processes the night before he was just trying to with this. This was landing after midnight too. I bet you he was just like, all right. I think I can make one more flight. I can just make it if I can just make it home. We're good with the technology we have in these planes. I just fucking make it home. I think we're all right. Jesus. Yeah. I don't know. I think this might be the pilot on this one. That's just my guess. He sounded pretty calm for a guy that was geeked out though. I think maybe they were on approach and it didn't. Like maybe they got caught off their runway or something. Although, ATC would have known that. They would know that. I don't know. It seems really weird to me. This is a case of officer. I've only had one dirty martini and that was it. They actually, you know, over the past some amount of time now, the past couple of years, they're really paying attention if anybody in uniform is drinking at an airport bar now. Well, and they really pay attention. I think we've got some additional audio from this from air traffic control. God damn it. Yeah. So that was that's what I call a black box. Yeah, it's a black box. That's that's audio from the black box. So this was you guys have been sitting on this all fucking day. I bet. No, I just texted him. Yeah. You motherfuckers, dude. I wish it was audio from the black box. That would be better than probably what happened on this aircraft, to be honest. There was no boxes in that fucking video. But this isn't even the worst thing. So Boeing has, there's at least one story a week about a fucking wing falling off or some bullshit. Oh, yeah. So this is their airplane story. There's a bigger story, actually. Boeing has reported a 40. Let's see. Hold on, we find it. The return trip to Earth for two NASA astronauts who rode to orbit on the trouble played company Starliner have been delayed now for a third time as of Saturday. They were supposed to originally come back, I think on May 20th or some shit. Yeah. And there's only there's a 45 day window for them to reenter and land where they're supposed to. The reason is because the Earth rotates, rotates around shit to get on exit to get to the right point. You have a window of a certain amount of days. Usually it's like a month where you can actually get to where you're trying to get in the orbit and stuff like that. Same thing for reentry. And they have missed it almost. They're coming up on, they haven't missed yet. They were supposed to turn, I'm sorry, on June 13th. So two weeks ago. Okay. And they only have, I think, like a week left because this Starliner from Boeing keeps having problems with helium leaks and shit like that, which any kind of leak when you're in space is not good. I don't think there's any, I don't think there's ever any good version of this. So engineers, they had to go back to the ISS to the International Space Station is hanging out there. They're trying to figure out and same remember the Apollo 13 movie? Yeah. We're on the ground. They're trying to figure out how to fix it. That's what's happening right now at NASA. They're trying to figure out how to fix it. They on the ground so they can tell these assholes in space how to fix it so they can get back home. Otherwise, they got to wait until August until when Elon Musk ships go up there to pick them up. God damn, dude. Yeah. Pull up the picture of these butch Wilmore and Sonny Williams. Let's see what they look like. A white bald dude, I guess. Yeah, he's got a mo, he's got a flat top nailed it. No, he's got a flat top, but that's what you expect. And then some this old lady, let's see this chick. And I say old lady, I don't mean that derisively like anybody to be able to have the physical, forget about being smart enough to be an astronaut, the physical capabilities to do that shit. Like they put you through many, many G's. Yeah, like you have to be fit as a fiddle as they say. What's this for an oral crazy there? Like this, she's in space. Yeah, she's in space. Oh, God, I got it. Yeah, that's that's pretty fucking impressive right there. Well, here's why I wanted to bring up their photos, knowing that they could potentially die or have to wait until August. Do you think the two of them boned in space? Well, I don't know about that. But I do know that there was some story the other day about how astronauts need sex robots in space. Just to do their job. Yeah, just like stay clear head and shit. I mean, to be honest, having a sex robot where you can bang it and come into it, if even if I was, well, I don't know, I can't speak for women or whatever. But even if I was a woman up there, I guess I would feel a lot better about that specifically. Because otherwise, if the dude's just pounding off, there's probably come on everything up there. You can't control that shit. You need a glory hole on the whole of the ship that just fits the penis and then you let space suck you off. Oh, and then it just goes out in the space that you can look out the window and see where your come goes. One problem with that, one, there's no moisture out there, right, and two, it's negative 270 degrees. So one of those two things is probably going to fuck your dick up. Well, I'm sure there's going to be a couple inch gap between. I mean, it's it's ejecting out like three feet. Yeah, stuff stuff. But still, like, yeah, I mean, I don't know, Bob, I feel like there's a better. I don't even that's not even frosting. I like I like it, dude. I think it's I think that you just have to give yourself a little room, have it trap inside one of those remember those old school bank teller, tubes, yeah, yeah, put it in there, shoot it in there and then have it launch out space, pneumatic tube. Yeah, but there's other fucking risk with that too. What if you what if your come hit some asteroid with organic material on it and you create some kind of fucking chud baby out here. It's pretty sweet though. Then an asteroid hits earth and there's a new life for him like, Oh, there's life. There's life in space. No, that's Dave's come. Yeah, that's all there is on some moss that grew on the side of a fucking rock somewhere. Your shit is frozen immediately. And it just breaks off your ding dong. No, you're decked. Yeah, if you do that, but if you just if you came into something and launched it out into space, it would also freeze, which again, you're going to see fucking aliens out there collecting that shit up because aliens are fucking perverts. They've been probing people for years. You don't think they're collecting my cum? Yeah, they will. They will. And then do what with it exactly. I'm not getting child support payment requests from a goddamn alien that ain't happening. But looking at Sonny Williams, is her name? Yeah, this is why I don't play that don't play in space to any single place space. Anything will play. The problem is though, I think Blitch has herpes. What makes you think that? Well, there's it's the herpes. It's the herpes on his mouth right there. Zoom in on the her be right there. Yeah, not a great picture. You might have a little bit of herps there. Yeah. Or he's just super nervous. So you can't really share a doll with butch in space. No, well, as long as he keeps his mouth off, but you don't know that he has genital herpes as well. Do you think it'd be easier to suck your own dick in space? I don't know that it affects your flexibility at all, to be honest. I just feel like the angles you could get. Yeah, but here the this is why I think again, I'm going to bring this up. We need to build a wall between the earth and the moon to keep out space Mexicans. Yeah, like there's now is the time to do it. Elon's fucking all up there fucking horizon or whatever the fuck is up there. There's like four, what three companies and NASA now. I just want to rise in. You watch one over the weekend. And then who's that other dick? The Virgin guy? Doesn't he have one too? Yeah, he's got it. Yeah, Brandon's got one, but it's it still looks like the old school space shuttle. It's not that's fine. As long as he can get up there and help build this wall. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he'll definitely do that. Yeah, well, for sure. Prayers up to these guys, but if they miss this 45 day window, they'll probably start fucking up there. Yeah, I don't know if he's married or what or if that herpes outbreak is still ongoing. I don't has anybody had sex in space? Do we know the answer? I'm sure people fucked in space. I don't know that they have. I'm sure they have. It is apparently if you were up there with a woman, there's no way if you knew if you guys would have been friends for like 10 years, but like, you know what, nobody has no human beings have ever fucked up here. We've got to do it once. And to be honest, if you're married to one of these two cats and you don't give them a haul pass for space, yeah, you're not a good partner, my opinion. And you're also not a good American. You're not a good human being. Agreed on all fronts. It is a little bit more difficult to get an erection in space. Why? Just the lack of gravity. Basically, our body wants to get hard on earth. Yeah, just fucking one would think, though, everything goes up anyways. Just take some of that one 41, whatever that injection is. Yeah, you don't have to put it right into your deck, by the way, you can put it into the fat of your stomach. You don't get a Weinstein dick shot up there. What is it? PT 141? Yeah, PT 141. I saw it in news article yesterday. Get a nice little dick shot up there. Just to say you did it. To me, that's more important than whatever the fuck Neil Armstrong did. Who landed on the moon? Neil Armstrong? Loser. Who the fuck? No, no one. Nobody. Anyone up there. So fucking nerd. Can you imagine being in space with a woman and not have a sex with her? I mean, no, I can't. What's the point of even going up there? It's the point of living. Who's giggling back there? What is that? We got to listen in the studio today. He's going to come up for drink a brother week later. Next up, active shooter data is released by the feds. A new report by FBI documenting where active shooter incidents happened in the US in 2023 reveals that open spaces, which include roads, neighborhoods, parks, and outdoor venues are places where victims are most likely to be targeted. Federal investigators say there were 48 active shooter incidents in total. Last year, across 26 states, resulting in 105 deaths and 139 injuries. California, which has had some of the toughest gun control laws in the country, led the way with eight incidents followed by Texas and Washington state, each with four. The FBI says it defines an active shooter as one or more individuals actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a populated area. The FBI also defined sex as a man sucking his own dick with your asshole. Odd. FBI, but do your thing. Oh, yeah. The FBI is gay. You can see it, Rowell. You can't see it in this one, but maybe in the wide wide area and see my little sign here. That's from an FBI agent. The FBI is gay. And he wrote it, right? Yeah. He wrote it. 28 of last year's incidents happened in open spaces, followed by 14 in commerce settings, which include retail stores and entertainment venues, three in education, two in health care, and one in residential. The report says the deadliest shooting unfolded on October 25th, when 18 people were killed by a gunman at a bowling alley at a bar in Lewiston, Maine, before he was found dead two days later from a self-inflicted gunshot wound of the 49 shooters involved in 2023 incidents. All of them were males, except one who identified as both female and transgender. According to the FBI, the perpetrators were between the ages of 17 and 72 years old and 43 handguns were used in the attacks, followed by 16 rifles and one shotgun. Okay. So just a correction on the FBI statistics here. They say that that all of them were men, except for their referring to that Audrey Hale person from Nashville, is the one that I quote unquote identified as female and trans or whatever the fuck. Four additional of the mass shooters were due to identify as women as well. For some reason, Fox being the liberal comes that they are didn't add that into this. We have a mass shooting trans problem, for sure. They also don't add in all the instances of inner city violence for some reason. But even without those data, you can see that, like, about a third of these were handguns, right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 30 of these were rifles. Almost all of them were handguns, which is the case with almost every mass shooting forever. And if you take into account all murder, if you take into account all mass shootings, that number decreases precipitously. It's like maybe 6% of total mass shootings are involved, some kind of rifle or another. There's two definitions of mass shootings, right? There's the FBI definition, which I like more, which is essentially they're defining it the way that people are injured. No, no, no, that's the other one. The FBI one is basically like someone showed up to do a mass shooting. Like they wanted to kill randos, they don't give a fuck, or they wanted to get whereas like the one you're referencing where the hang-ons are even more in play than they are already. That's actually the anti-gun lobby's preferred metric, because it's just four more people injured. And when you use that statistic, it's like all handguns, all gang violence, but the difference is that there's typically a target, and then there's just like the Juneteenth thing the other day. There's typically one target, but they just don't care, and they just start blasting. Or the fucking bullets everywhere, or the Kansas City, we forget about that already. That was three months ago, four months ago now, we forget about that. And the reason I wanted to do this story, one, is to show this is the FBI data, even though it compromises the FBI is they still can't lie about the actual information, that we don't have any kind of weapon of war rifle problems in this country. That's absolutely nonsense. But also for your information, we tend to think of, despite what happened in Vegas, we tend to think of mass shooting opportunities being in malls or in movie theaters or in closed spaces. It appears as though the majority of them are actually happened, a slim majority, but a majority of them are happening in wide open outdoor spaces instead, right? So just because you're outdoor in an open space doesn't mean you're not at risk, fucking keep your head on a swivel, and don't get taken advantage of by one of these little fucking twats. Can I tell you, it's gonna sound terrible, but hear me out on this one. Can I tell you my favorite mass shooting over the weekend? Sure. I had a really big, there was a guy I enjoyed. No, no, not that one. Bob, you can bring up a rapper on a Twitter named Foolio. Oh, yeah. Is he trying to make fun of Coolio? Because I don't, I'm glad he's dead. That's I don't know. I don't know what what's what happened here. So, if you want to pop up a picture of him on on Instagram or on, yeah, right there, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, frightening looking individual. I mean, that's just like, that seems like a lot of hair. I don't like going on there, Foolio started making a name as a as a rapper by doing diss tracks. Now x out of that box, Bob. And go down, scroll down to one where he appears to be lying on someone's grave laughing. Keep scrolling down there if you have the photo. It's great because on his diss tracks, three of the guys that he dissed, he or some of his friends had ended up killing. And then he went to the grave to lie on its laugh and then shoot the music video for the diss track, bragging that he killed them on their birthday or that they were. There they are. There he is in the in the cemetery right there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. And he's saying, man, I'm sorry you guys got killed on your birthday. Guess whose birthday it was over the weekend. It was Foolios. Um, is there audio of this? Oh, yeah, that's right. We're on patreon. Oh, he's bad. He's really bad at both dancing and rapping, which is rare, but he's on their actual graves right there in this music video. Again, bragging that they were killed on their birthday and Foolio was gunned down by their friends right there in that car. And it was on his birthday. And I like that. I like a nice retaliation like that. It looks like that might have been a mistake on his part. Could have been a coincidence, I guess. But you know what the biggest mistake was? Was he rented an Airbnb to have a birthday party for himself. Somebody on the ring camera, the owner of the house noticed that there was way too many people there called the cops and they got him out of there. So he immediately went on his Instagram on Instagram live and said, Hey, guys, the birthday party has been moved to the holiday and down the street. So whoever's out there and any hoes, if you want to come and meet me, here's where I'm going to be. Well, it looks like the birthday party now is at the cemetery. [laughter] Perhaps the mortuary. I don't know how far into the process they are, but it doesn't seem like the party is going to be great, to be honest. Oh boy, this is holy shit. He had a million followers. I know. I know. I don't know who's listening to this shit. Like, because he was Bob, he was trending number one yesterday. And I was like, Who the fuck is Foolio? I listen to a lot of shit across the board. And I've never heard of this person, but he has one million followers. And karma is a bitch. And that's what Taylor Swift says. So it looks like he had 700k, then he died and he got up to a million. Oh, is that what happens? Yeah. Why do you want to follow somebody dead at that point? Because one would imagine the content's not going to be great at that point anymore. And I don't like to follow dead people's accounts. I know that's a big thing on Instagram and Twitter. But man, dude, I just don't want to do it. Like Tom Petty's still he I don't know if they took it down, but he still has an account that he posts on. It's just like, even dead for 10 years at this point. I love you, Tom Petty, but whoever's doing that, it's gross. But RIP, whatever the opposite is to Foolio. Very, very sad story. Yeah, I'm really broken up over it. Yeah, I know, I know you are. Last but not least today, Khabib fighter is was a terrorist. On Sunday, gunmen launched a coordinated attack on churches and synagogues across two cities in Dagestan. Oh, is that where you brought it up here? Yeah, no, gotcha. And a predominantly Muslim Republic in Russia's southern region, the assailant set fire to a synagogue after shooting and killing the police officers who were guarding it. They also executed a Russian priest and attacked several police posts resulting in the deaths of at least 15 law enforcement officers. The total number of civilian casualties remains unclear. Videos posted by Dagestan's interior ministry showed the militants causing chaos in the Dagestani capital of, I'm gonna give a shot. Anyone to give that a shot today? Dagestani capital, makla chakla, makla chakla, makla chakla. That sounds right. Bob, look it up on the internet. Makla chakla. You get a pronunciation of this stupid shit. Makla chakla. Yeah, is there a button on Google? Oh, yeah. And it just says, just do you just type in the word, just copy and paste the word and then pronunciation. All right, so before Bob finds it, let's put money on whether or not I got it right. I think I'm pretty close. Maka lachaka. I mean, just going off like Islam maka chaf, it might be maka kala. Okay. Maka kala. Maka kala is not bad. I like my version better. Maka lachaka. Let's see. You ready? Okay. Pronounce names dot com. Maka off. Maka chakla. Maka chakla. Maka chakla. Maka chakla. Maka chakla. Never going to join the 21st century. Just call it that. Yeah. And then oh, there is an alternate pronunciation as well. Oh, what's that one? Oh, God. Damn it. Look, man, no offense to the Dagestani people with that that fucking meek male audio is worse than to be honest that I when I when I hear when I think about Dagestan and think about that video, I it smells the same. Yeah, probably. It was murder in the room, murder in the room, and wake of the attack the latest since four gunmen killed 145 people to Moscow concert hall in March. At least five of the gunmen have reportedly been killed. Among them is a boy. Another one of these names here. God's erod Kagemov. Fuck off. A mixed martial arts MMA fighter affiliated with former UFC star Khabib and and his late father. Kagarov 28 was a master of sports. Honorary title for successful athletes in Russia. In freestyle wrestling who transitioned to professional MMA after being coached by Khabib's dad. Khabib's dad. Thank you very much. Thank you for saving me. He accumulated a two and a pro record while representing Khabib's Eagle MMA Fight Club training facility founded by a jailed Dagestani oligarch. This guy's involvement in the terror attack underscores how Islamic extremism is spreading within combat sports bases in the north by the north. They mean the caucus region. They like the Dagestian. That's the Dagestian and Chechnya and shit. Especially in Dagestian and in Guishitiazza or shave. I sound like Joe Biden talking any time I say one of these words. Yeah, I can. I can't even give it a shot. I like my guitar. Back in 2014, the Dagestani deputy sports minister said that there was concerns that extremism was infecting the country's gyms and sports halls. They were just showing up to learn how to fight for a jihad basically, which is, you know, no shit. Yeah, exactly. No shit. By the way, people have done this with US military back in the day. A bunch of gang members joined in the 80s and 90s just to get military training. Smart. Go back to their gangs. It's not unique to this culture. Smart. I hate all these motherfuckers anyways. I know Islam is Islam. He's the Dagestani who's the champion right now, right? Maka, Jeff here. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. For now, until he fucking puts a suicide vest on and blows up and blows up the entire ring. Yeah. It just goes to show no matter where fanatical people are geographically. They're not compatible with civilized society. It doesn't matter if it's North Europe or it's the Middle East or Africa or here. It's your belief system. Yeah. It has something to do with your race or ethnicity or any of that bullshit or not, even nationality. It's just you being a piece of shit. And if you don't fucking, if you come from a place like that and don't immediately renounce that bullshit, stay the fuck home, dude. Just stay home. Do you remember when Conor McGregor got in trouble for calling on these motherfuckers terrorists? Was he wrong? No, it's not. I don't think Khabib is a terrorist, but I could see that fucking true believer shit in his eyes. Yeah. I think he would do terrorism for sure. Well, especially with his tax issues. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Well, look, not paying the government is something I'm in full support of. That's really what it is with his camp. Yeah. I'm perfectly fine with that. Breaking news. Supreme Court. You mean court today? No. Supreme Court granted the Andrew Bailey's motion to block Joe Biden's illegal student loan plan. Congress never gave Biden the authority to settle working Americans with half a trillion dollars in other people's debt. A huge win for the Constitution. Holy shit. Was it the same guy? Oh, yes. They hate you. The majority of the guys coming on the show next. Well, he was one of them. I think there. I think that went Bob. Correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe you know what this. I think it was four states that filed out. The New York one is the only one where he's alone. Yeah, I think a couple other litigious AG. Yeah. I think the I think this one was four four in total. I think Louisiana was one of them. Louisiana was zero. I think Texas and then one other place. Oklahoma. Maybe I don't remember. I that stories from a couple of weeks ago. So I'm not 100% sure on that. Okay. We got more breaking news here. U.S. bankruptcy court trustee is planning to shut down. Alex Jones info wars media platform and liquidate all its assets to help pay for the 1.5 billion lawsuit judgments that Jones owes for repeatedly calling the Sandy Hooks. The Sandy Hook elementary school shooting a hoax here and an emergency motion that was just filed on Sunday in Texas. We know you could do that on a Sunday. Trustee Christopher Murray indicated publicly for the first time that he intends to conduct an orderly wind down of the operation of info wars parent company and liquidate its inventory. Interesting. Alex Jones didn't do anything wrong. He got something he got a fucking story. He reported information that he maybe thought was true or maybe it was inflammatory or not, but that's not illegal. You can't fucking find somebody how which is what they did a billion and a half dollars for saying shit that's not true. Otherwise let's fucking do this. Let's go around up everybody at Fox and CNN and MSNBC and do this for real. Right. The other thing is if you're going to report or if you're going to take somebody down for misinformation, every fucking journalist, the guy Jake Tapper who's hosting the goddamn debate, push that fucking Russian bullshit for years on his fucking show. All of those guys could be arrested for the exact same thing. Remember fucking Chris Cuomo going on there saying we should shame people in the fucking streets for COVID and Ibermectin and all that other shit now he's taking it on a fucking daily basis. Yeah, who's going to be which journalists are going to get lose everything, which networks are going to lose everything because they said the vaccine was safe and effective when it was clearly not right. When wins YouTube, when is ABC alphabet or whatever and meta and the former owners of Twitter, right? Any of them going to pay a financial price for the lies they told that literally killed people. Never. No, only Alex Jones will pay the price because he's getting he is getting as my friend Clint likes to say they're getting punished not for what they did wrong before what they did right for all the ways that Alex Jones embarrassed politicians over the years. This is their retribution against him. Well, let me ask you this because it says here Jones has vowed to continue on in another fashion. He's welcome to come here anytime he wants podcast or something like that one would imagine. I wonder how much I mean it sucks for everybody else that works there because there's there's a shit ton of employees over there. You and I done that show. A lot of our friends Owen's over there. Chase is over there fucking. Well, I don't know if she wants her name said, but a lot of people work over there. Yeah, that we know for sure. So what's going to happen to them, I guess? I don't know. I don't know. I'll ask. Yeah. Text them when we get off here. Shit. Goddamn dude. That's crazy. I thought I never thought in a million years that we shut down and forced. I finally fucking got it. If they want you, they're going to get you. It's just the way it is. Now's the point of the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week. Who do we got back there? Come on up sir. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Monday fucking Monday. There it is. Yeah. One inch. Look at you. One inch of your mouth. That's right. I know it. You've got a hat on from the bro box too. So I know you're a real fucking home. Yes. Yes. Scribe. Scribe the bro box. Because we're those are one offs. We never make them again. Nope. So like dude, I have that hat once. My wife swiped it for a fucking party. Never saw it again. And we don't we don't make them anymore. And that's the beauty of it. It's right here in front of my face. But if you order that bro box, it's a one and done sitch. And that's it. Yes. I love that fucking hat dude. Subscribe. When I saw you earlier, I was like, God damn it. Yeah. My wife took that. I loved it. I loved it. It's everybody your name. Well, my name is Brad. I'll leave my legal name out just because I have what you do work for the government, you know, the government and three letter agencies or no. Let's just say I'm going to have a, you know, our organization is going to have a little role this year that deals with the mail. Sure. So, you know, I think you could put kind of what I do. No, I know. So yeah, I work for that. So all right. But yeah, I just actually found out last week I was coming out here for work for training. So I took an early flight to come out here just to income on the show. A fucking rock. So usually there's a shit ton of people in here, not today because it's Monday. Now, like I was telling you before the show is like dude, on Mondays, you're usually good. So the spotlight is yours, my friend. How many drink a bro the weeks do you want to give up? Um, we've got about three. So probably the first one would be my buddy PJ. He's the one who turned me on to the show. So I probably started about episode like 50, so 60. Okay. Um, how many are we on? Like 1300. So, and I've listened to every single one. So once he turned me on, I kind of went back and started from number one. Yeah. And I just listened to it every single day. Like literally like the show like just, you know, I'm sure like others, it just, it's part of my life now. Yeah. So, you know, with drink of bros, you know, I listen to softcore history, you know, RPR. Yeah. You know, I listen to it all. So I have them all downloaded. Listen to it on the plane here. Fuck. Yeah. So I just flew in today from Phoenix. So. Who do we have on yesterday? Uncle Lazer and Eli as fucking dirtbags? Yeah. I love those guys. Yeah. Same here. Same here. Who else? So then my other one would be, I'm a girlfriend. I'm Justina. All right. And then my last one, um, would be uh, decks of Amafia. Okay. So uh, we went to, uh, I went on the cruise. So I brought this with me just for the show. So I was on the cruise with you guys. Dude. God damn it. So if you remember back from the cruise five years ago, um, so if you remember deck seven, we are the ones that created our own shirts. Right. So we not only did we create our own shirts, but we also created our own like a Facebook messenger group that we still talk to and still active in. So I literally took photos and sent it all to everyone in the group today. That's fucking awesome, man. I, uh, I, there was something in Maine, uh, M dot A dot I dot N is what it is. Uh, we've got a private Facebook group about 20,000 members. Now it was over 150,000. Yeah. It was dope and shoot. That's huge by Zuckerberg. Um, but there was a, a question in the group the other day of like funnest drink and bro moment over the years. I said the cruise because it was just so fucking out of control, man. And all of us were just black out. And we would just run into each other at like all hours of the day. I mean, if I was getting pizza at 2 a.m. like I'd see 50 fucking people up still raging. Yep. Doing shots. And then I come back to the room. My wife's like, Oh man, took you an hour and a half to get pizza. I was like, what did 14 shots between Jared blacking out. Yep. Oh my god. Face down. Oh yeah. So many fun things, wonderful. Oh yeah. So many fun things. You know, I met up with a, met up with a girl two from the news. So we went and booked the room together. So yeah. Oh shit. From the podcast and everything. Yeah. Fucking hey, dude. How did that turn out? Well, you know, what your imagination of. I would boss of it. Well, she's pregnant. Now we're a child. She our child just turned five. She was celebrating a divorce and I was celebrate my dirty 30s. So nice. You know, we met from, you know, the podcast talking. Sure. So we're like, Hey, like we both have time. We were like low on cash. We're like, Hey, let's run room together. That's fucking awesome, dude. You know, I'm so like, I'm happy to hear that. Like that's one of those once in a lifetime things because everybody's like, Oh, hey, will you guys ever do that again? I was like, probably not. No, just because it's one of those moments in time where if you were there, you were there. Yeah. And that that I think that's the special part of it. And it's just like, I don't know how you top it. So what do you, what do you do? Well, I'm definitely for that summer camp idea. I love a lot more people would do something like that. I did too. And I think that would be fun. I just don't know if you could do another cruise again. No, I think the cruise is just one done. And you know, now thinking about it, it's like, I don't know if I could ever go on a cruise like and have fun. Like, what would you do? Like, because I mean, yeah, it was fun to go on cruise. I mean, everything's there, but what else is there to do? Like, if you're going on a podcast, we had all of us, you know, I agree. And what else are you going to have 500 friends on the same fucking cruise? Like never, you know what I'm saying? Well, and then plus when we went to the, you know, the piano bar and got the piano guy to do the my pussy whistles. Oh, yeah. So I remember all that. So I mean, when you're going to get someone to literally learn the, you know, song the night before, come on the next night and literally do it like, Oh, God, that was fun. I mean, just so many endless memories from that. So it was a great time. So yeah, yeah. But, you know, and I also got to give a shout about to Rob, because I always love the Meek Mill. So I know you. Oh, fuck off. So not only do I hope for it every time, do it again on the show, but then not only did I come for the first time, and then I get it twice. You might have got a three times today. How many times do you have that today? Just the two, just two. All right, gentlemen's two. She's a felt like more, felt like more. So yeah, I always love that. Oh, I felt like a lot more there to tell you that. Oh, hey, man. Thank you for all the support over the years. And when you when you heading back, Friday, so I flew in from Phoenix today. So, you know, of course, you know, obviously it's hot there, not human like here. So you were definitely right about Texas humidity. So, but I'm also the one who also hit you up all the time asking you when you guys going to open up in Arizona, because you always talk about the lovely ladies of Arizona State. I know, I know. So yeah, we have no hard AF. So it's it is it is high on our list with the with the money that everybody's invested on we funder.com slash hard. I did invest on that. So we got we got, you know, we hit our cap for the first one, and then we'll do another race. So we're actually opening up five states. So I can tell you that now. So the five states we're opening up are Michigan, Illinois, Oregon, Montana, and Idaho. So those five are a lock right now. Arizona, I would kill for we had a fucking blast at the waste management out there. I was there. And it was awesome. And like, like, yes, I and there we have a ton of listeners in Arizona. I'm all fucking in on Arizona. Financially, we're just trying to space it out and wait and see how how Texas goes here, because we got I can say this today. We got 45 Albertsons today in West Texas. So like, okay, as we get closer to Arizona, what I would really like to do is open up all these fucking grocery stores. What's your grocery store down there? So we have Albertsons, we have Kroger's, we have total wines. So you guys say you're already in total wine. We are. And we're in so I think we're in 10 or 15 Kroger's already 45 Albertsons. So if we get that to spread, total wine will open up immediately. I'm in, dude. Who's your do you don't know anything about it? Who's your best distributor out there? Um, probably Hensley is a good one. Okay. So I did work in the restaurant industry for a while. So I know a couple, you know, distributors and stuff like that. Yeah. Um, never done distributing, but I've worked in the restaurant business. So okay. But yeah, there's a couple good ones out there. I mean, I, I mean, I love, I love Arizona and the lovely ladies. So yeah, I'll DM you a couple other ones that you guys can do it. And I'll, I'll try to hook it up because as this money comes in and then they kind of give it to you in payments because of the SEC paperwork. Yeah, file. Um, we're opening up more states. So like Arizona is definitely on that list. I mean, I mean, I love the lovely ladies and fair issue. I love it. I don't want to go there in the, in the summer, obviously, but, uh, but it's fun as shit and waste management. It's still like, that's a top 10 sporting event for me. Yeah. Big fucking fan, dude. For real. Um, but, uh, thank you for being here. Thank you for all your support over the years. Absolutely. Grab some hard A.F. Celts. Yes. Thank you so much. And feel free to go. I literally brought an extra suitcase with you just so I can bring, uh, some hard A.F. back home with me. Awesome. So cheers, man. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you guys. 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