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Field reporter, Hot Boss, and Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fate News. Yeah! Welcome to Drinkinbros Fate News. Everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week at the top of the show here. We got our listeners who won in the bro box back there. Give them a little camera shout out. We'll bring you up on stage here at the end for Drinkinbros of the week. Went to Red Lobster last night with yesterday's guest Dexter Pitts and we did wash his feet at dinner last night at the Red Lobster. Yeah. I think there's video of this on our Instagram. There is, Bob, pull it up but mute it because we are on YouTube now and not Patreon. Just mute the song because they will ding us for it and we'll just show you roughly 15 seconds of it here. But as you can see, there's Garbera giving him a shoulder massage and then there's me washing his feet in a bucket at Red Lobster and yeah, that went down. Go to our Instagram @drinkinbros podcast and watch the rest of it there. Fun times indeed. We did support Red Lobster and we ordered everything on the menu last night. It was about 42 items all in there and it was, it was endless. Holy shit. Holy shit. Was it endless? I think, I think the guys from J and L BBQ ended up taking home maybe five, four or five plates with them, some boxes. Was it, was it pounds? Yeah, at that point. Oh man, we run up a tab there. All in. I think it was 1800 with tip. We gave the waitress a nice $400 tip last night. Thank you for our shenanigans and a very surprise. We didn't get thrown out of there. But also, I think they just didn't want to close another location. I don't think they have, they're not in a financial situation to kick anybody out, also. Red Lobster. A few people said that at dinner last night, I was like, yeah, you're probably right. We could literally light a fire in the middle of this place and do smoke signals like the Indians of the 1700s if we wanted to. But yeah, I feel bad because the food was good. I'm not going to shit on Red Lobster. It was good last night. We enjoyed it. The cheddar bay biscuits were gone in about 10 seconds and we all had a good time. Also, I want to correct myself on yesterday's show. The fucking hot to a girl. Bob is everywhere. Can you pull her up? She she just signed a deal with like T-shirts and hats for hot to a 2024 spit on that thing. Now yesterday, I told you guys I was tagged in a bunch of videos and memes with this girl regarding the hurricane. And I couldn't find it. I couldn't figure it out. I didn't understand it. I want to apologize to you guys today. I now understand what it was. The hurricane is coming through Florida and the tip of Florida is going to remain dry while the rest of it is wet during the hurricane. And they're asking her to spit on that thing at the tip to get the rest of Florida. Wet ready to go for the hurricane. I hate missing a meme. That one went over my head. So I apologize to you guys. Okay, I want to apologize to the audience. If I'm a dummy, I'm going to say I'm sorry live on here. All right. I missed it. The joke went over my head and and I got it today. I don't know what you're talking about. Congratulations. The state of Florida shaped like a penis. No, I got that part. But what is why if you're on the tip, why would you want it to get hit by a fucking hurricane? It's not that dude. You want her to spit on the tip, dude. So you can work the rest of it. Got a hot to and spit on that thing. I understand it. But she's got t-shirts, hats, all of it. I mean, that's that's probably going to be good for her life. What is she? 22 23? She's going to be known now for being a whore for the rest of her life and make money off t-shirts for congratulations. You really did it. We don't know anything about this young lady. We would welcome her on this show. It would be great Bob. What school was what did she go? I have no idea what this is from. This is it's got I think she's a sorority girl. I think I think she's a sorority girl in real life. That's what I think. My guess just by accent alone, it's got to be an SEC school. I'm going to say SEC school without even knowing anything about it. But the hats and the t-shirts are doing very well for her right now. I saw it on Facebook and holy shit, they they fucking exploded. Speaking of seeing stuff, people have been reporting that the Biden campaign is running ads on our audio channel. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sure they are. And we need to block that out. Don't know how to do it, to be honest with you. We can block all political ads. I don't want Republicans advertising on it either. Yeah, I don't either. What's uh, who's who's said it and where was it from? I don't know. I got several emails through the customer service portal. Okay. That's probably just our back end where we uploaded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that. That is what it is. I don't want that shit running on my channel. Me neither. Yeah. Uh, we'll, we'll block it for sure. Um, I haven't heard them yet. I hear tire ads a lot for like Austin tires. Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, everybody needs tires. Well, what's weird is I had a flat tire three weeks ago, talked to Joel about it and then boom, every time I turn on her podcast, I'm hearing like, Austin tires get four fresh ones for under $400 and you're like, okay, cool, man. I don't need four tires, but thanks for having us. Let's see. Uh, it's got 16. Yeah. Uh, Eric MC heard it. Uh, a rocker 88 on Apple, one shop, Okey on Spotify. So everywhere. Okay. Perfect. So we'll tell those guys to kill them. I don't know why I don't know why our company would allow that in the fucking first place. It seems like the people that we upload through there. It doesn't have really that much to do with them. It has everything to do with them. No, it's a, it's a whole laundry list full of shit. Truthfully, it's probably on our back end, and you have to go in and check out what you do and don't want in there. Oh, I'm sure I've never looked at that. I'm sure of, but allowing that company to advertise on your platform in general is a problem for me. Yes. Same here. conversation about that. Yeah. Um, but I think that's on ours, Bob, correct me if I'm wrong. I think you have to go and check, check off a political thing in the background or whatever. I think they do it. Yeah. So you tell them to check. Yeah. I will. I'll hit them up after this. I don't feel like that should be something we would need to tell somebody frankly, but we'll have a conversation with them about that. They listen to the show. Uh, they should. We're probably, we're, we're not probably, we're definitely the most successful show that they're fucking using. I would, I would, I would think so. It's not even close. I would think so. Um, before we begin, we'll give a shout out to Ryan Mills here, a rep in Texas, got some new locations, whip in in Austin, Texas for hard AF seltzer specs and Colleen's got hard AF seltzer, Wichita Falls brewing company and Wichita Falls, uh, total wine in Cedar Hill, H.E.B and San Antonio off a military drive. You know that one? No, you lived in San Inquan for a while. No, I don't know where military drive is. I don't either. It's, I assume it's over near Lackland or, or, or, uh, the army medical base over there or something. I don't, I never went over there. Okay. I don't want that smoke, you know, sure. Too many medics and I get a Air Force cadets. Yeah. Say no more, fam. Whoa. Yeah. Say no more. Oh, somebody's going to show up and bandage me or something down in North Carolina, slaints, tavern in Southport. That's a listener. By the way, pizzeria Don Luca. Is it Slante? Slante is Irish for, uh, It's Irish for man. Slante. Is it really? Yeah. I'm a dummy. Well, I'm a fuck. You can apologize for that one on the next show. Yeah. Wait till tomorrow. I shall apologize. I think Uncle Lazer's coming back tomorrow. Yeah. He's, well, there'll be plenty to apologize for after that one too. Oh Christ. Things got wild last night. pizzeria Don Luca and Wilmington and Silver Coast winery in Wilmington, North Carolina as well. Thank you, Ryan Mills. Cheers. Hard AF Seltzer is now at all of those locations. Let's get to the news, shall we? Los Angeles passes a controversial law. Louisiana has become the first state to require that the 10 commandments be displayed in every public school classroom. Quit yawning over there. Jesse's yawning. You're in my, you're in my eye line. Do you want me to go Christian Bale on you? Are you fucking kidding me? My God. Bruce. It's just, do you want me to come fuck up your, your lights or whatever he said? I don't, what did he say? I don't know what he said. Yeah. It was yawning at Bruce, the, the DP and no, he was the gas. He was a gaffer, right? Uh, didn't he say he was fucking with his lights or something? He was the DP. He was really fun. He just quit moving around in the background there. People thought that Christian Bale was an asshole for that, but anybody that's ever worked production doesn't believe that. Nope. As soon as I saw the videos, like I, I've done that many times. Anyway, sorry for the distraction. Unfortunately, I got distracted by Jesse. Well, we kept her up late last night at Red Lobster. Yeah. It was not used to 30 by the time we laughed. Yeah, she's not used to that guy. She's not used to Christ, nor was Red Lobster used to a white man washing a black man's feet. Every, the restaurant, everybody in the chat is mad at you now. So congratulations. Bruce. Bruce. Uh, Louisiana has become the first state to require that the 10 commandments be displayed in every public school classroom, the latest move from a GOP dominated legislative, uh, legislator pushing a conservative agenda under a new governor. The legislation that Republican governor Jeff Landry signed into law on Wednesday requires a poster size display of the 10 commandments and large, easily readable fonts in all public classrooms from kindergarten to state funded university. Uh, quote, if you want to respect the rule of law, you've got to start from the original law giver, which was Moses. Fun fact. It actually, not true at all. Um, but yeah, I mean, the code of Hammurabi is older than the 10 commandments. Well, he said he got the commandments from God. That's what Landry said. Uh, yeah. So here's what really happened. He went up on a, on a, on a mountain and he got the original 10 commandments and he came back down after like several hours and they had already built a golden calf. His brother Aaron, who was the chief priest of Judaism at the time, had already constructed a golden calf and they were all worse, stand around worshiping. And it's like, what the fuck? And he threw the 10 commandments out of him and broke me. I had to go back up there and do it again. And God was like, Hey, bro, we're running out of rocks. You think lightning bolts are free? How the fuck am I supposed to be doing this shit? Bob, what were you going to reference? Fucking anything. Yeah, like China or or Sumerians, like his fucking like thousands of years before that. In fact, Jesse's back there distracting the fucking guests. Now you can see a camera. Damn it. Get out of here. Bruce, Bruce. Get out of our eye line, Bruce. Oh shit. Jonathan says the code of Harambe. That would be better. The code of Harambe would be great. I follow him. Um, here's what pisses me off about this fucking thing. First of all, this is going to get shot down in Supreme court. Maybe. It's church and state. We'll talk about it in a minute, but say what you got to say. It's church and states. Uh, here's what would pisses me personally off about this. There's a fucking presidential election in like four months. Republicans get it together. Just get it. If you want to do this shit, just shipping it in later on down the road. Uh, not now. God damn it, man. You're just giving every reason to be like, maybe I'll change my vote because this is getting fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't see anything intrinsically conservative about putting the Ten Commandments in a bunch of stuff. Like a bunch of conservative people are Christian or come from the Judeo-Christian lineage. And so does our legal system to some degree, right? It also comes from the French, Montague, and it also comes from English common law and shit like that and the Magna Carta, but the Ten Commandments play a role in it. But I mean, nobody would ever even think to put like a statue or an original copy, not original copy, but a copy of the Magna Carta, like order it to be in all schools, right? Nobody would even think about that. Yeah, it's fucking weird that anybody Montague, excuse me. Um, I keep saying it wrong, which is probably my job. Yeah. That's my job, bro. Probably sexually transmitted at this point. At any rate, uh, I don't see anything intrinsically conservative about that. I think it's dumb. And a lot of people have said, including in this article, that it brings up the establishment clause, which is to say the part of the first amendment that establishes a wall. If you want to call it a separation of church and state, um, it began as Congress shall make no law prohibiting whatever the fuck, right? And then, uh, or supporting. And then, uh, David Souder went on to say, it was a 94, uh, who's a Supreme Court justice that the, the majority opinion was that it also protects from it protects ear, protects ear religion as well, which means you couldn't just put something from every religion on there and be okay, right? So, so ear religion is also like the absence of religion is also protected speech or, uh, protect the republic property. Now the problem with this one is the other part of it, which is using public funds to pay for it, which is what the main Supreme Court case stone versus Graham, uh, in 1980, which was, by the way, only five to four, uh, they ruled five to four against the state of Kentucky requiring schools to have the 10 commandments everywhere because the state public funds were paying for it. In this case, Louisiana, it's probably all private donations paying for it. So they say that's an end around, uh, this Supreme Court rule. I don't think it'll hold up. I don't either. Right. I mean, the high court found that there's no secular purpose, um, for the 10 commandments to be there. It's only religious purpose. Now it'll be interesting to see it will go to the Supreme Court. There's a question about that. It'll be interesting to see because, uh, the defenders of this will say that it's part of our history and that history should be present in the classroom, right? And that, that is a, that is correct that it's a part of our history. Whether it should be in the classroom or not is going to be decided at the, at the highest level, but whose history? All American, all Western civilization can track back to Judeo-Christian values. And then, uh, it's a, it's a combination of Judeo-Christian and Roman, which became Christian after a while, right? And the fourth century B or 80. So you get, we can definitely track our legal system back to that to some degree. And then, uh, like inflection points, like, uh, uh, uh, the establishment of, of Europe, not Europe, of the UK, and then, uh, the Magna Carta in the 13th century, and then, uh, like French law, Montesquieu, and then French Revolution, English common law mixed in during that period as well to, you know, all, all the writers from that period, uh, lock the right to man and stuff like that. They're all technically part of history. So it is true to say that the 10 commandments are to some degree part of the jurisprudence history of Western civilization. But couldn't another religion argue that we're a part of history as well, and we demand whatever the fuck that is in the Torah or something else to be on, on the wall as well? The 10 commandments are in the Torah, my man. They are. Yeah. That's, that's Jews. What's another one? Uh, I mean, you could, I guess you could look to, um, uh, uh, uh, Buddhism or Confucianism, maybe? I don't know. I don't know what parts of even Eastern law made its way into Western canon law like that. I don't, I don't know that there's a whole lot of influence there, to be honest. So there's a funny, I mean, you could do honestly a lot of stuff with Islam too, in terms of like mathematics or the fact that it was Islamic writers that in the gap where like the dark ages, I guess, which is kind of a myth, whatever. Um, the Islamic writer for the first ones to sort of keep the Greco-Roman writings going, like copying the stuff. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. But like, uh, but and adding to it, though, it did add to it and to some degree. So yeah, I mean, I don't think you could prohibitively expel something like that from being taught, but it isn't like you could post the Magna Carta in every school, right? The rights of barons in every school and it would make sense. It's, it's, it's like a legal document, right? The Ten Commandments is technically a legal document, right? That's the case they're going to make. I don't think it holds up. That's the case they're going to make. But the other case and why I brought that up in the first place was there's going to be another lawyer that says, no, there was this other religion that we must respect as well, and we can't have one in, in the classroom versus the other. Well, they're, and they're going to make the case that it's not about religion. It's about this is part of Western, the Abrahamic laws are part of Western civilization. There's no question about that. That is an absolute fact. I, I just don't. I don't understand why the fuck with everything going on right now. This is like, it's, it's the, look, the same thing happened with abortion for the last one. What, to your point Ross, about like people using it in the election or whatever, when, I mean, you guys talk about it all the time, like, oh, they're trying to put shit into our schools to fuck with our kids or whatever like that. Literally, they can just point right back and be like, oh, we're trying to, you're, you're trying, or we're trying to sneak it in. You codified it. Yep. A hundred percent law. Yeah. This is, this is reverse D. This is the same reason that McAuliffe got his ass kicked in the Virginia governor race in 2016 or 2018. And that, and that's exactly what's going to happen with this. They're going to point to abortion. They're going to point to religion again. And they're going to say, look, we're going to be an archaic country. If you elect a Republican president and all this is going to be enacted in law and blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't think this will be a big needle mover politically. It's just noise, right? Because it's only Louisiana. Nobody gives a fuck about that state, frankly. It's definitely a, it's, it's definitely like a wonky, like a wonky thing. I don't think it's a national talking. No, it's, it's silly. It's silly. But I mean, T B D I watch when we do the live debates on the 27th, see if Biden brings it up. I'd be, I'd be really curious if he does because he also fancies himself as a Catholic. So we'll see. We'll see. Who knows? It's, it's a tough one. I just wish you would just stay the fuck away from all of this shit before the election. If you want to fight in Louisiana, if you want to do something like this, just do it after November 5th. Or you could just ask Jesus what he would have to say about something like this. And he would say something to the effect of give under Caesar what is Caesar's, right? And then somebody else would say, I want Jesus to say that to my face. Yeah. Say it's my face, Jesus. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how good of a fighter he was. It's not that sometimes you, you want to believe, if you want to believe, show me. Yeah, but that's spoken about in the New Testament as well. I think it was Paul that said people asking for evidence. Well, even if you saw the evidence, you wouldn't believe it, which is kind of a weird argument to make to be honest. Like prove God exists and the lightning bolt hits a fucking bear and he catches off the fire, but like, cool, man. Yeah. Cool, man. Here's here's 10% or whatever the fuck, but it's a weird argument to make as long as say Paul was a weird guy. Paul also said, who got that crack pipe? Yeah. And he also said something about blasting fools. I don't remember what that was. What homes? Yeah. That was it. Yeah, that's exactly what Paul said. You know, and that's Paul, right? We've all got a Paul in her life. Oh, I got a friend like fucking Paul. That was really good. Delco, congrats on your job at producing. Yeah, it was great. I love that song. I love the Mexican music. I don't know what else is on the board, to be honest with you. I know he switched it up, but I don't know what else is there. The problem with this one is it's 35 fucking minutes long. Yeah, you got to kill it now. That's the point. Yeah. Do you have a copy of the Ten of Commandments, Bob? Can you pull it up? I just want to see what's going to be on the. I don't really think about it on a day-to-day basis. I watched it at Christmas when it's on the movie, but I don't really see it. Old Greg says, was it Jesus that forced a military officer to waltz with him through a crowded mess hall? Oh, that was Chris Farley and almost heroes. Okay. Chris Farley, Jesus, both of them died at 33. Who can tell the difference? You know what I mean? Identical. Identical. Read aloud, Bob. Read the Ten Commandments. Number one, one of the most important parts in American history, you shall have no other gods before me. Number two, you shall not make idols. Number three, you shall not take the name of the Lord, your God, in vain. Did you better show a little bit more respect reading these? Yeah, Bob. I'm telling somebody a little hard into it for Christ's sakes. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Honor thy father and thy mother. All right. You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. Thou shall not steal. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Thank you. Thou shall not call that. Okay. I don't agree with that one. Yeah, I mean, either. But I like thou shall not steal. Sure. Like really, I mean, if I'm giving you notes, you know, as a director, obviously, Bob, just kind of more energy today out of you. I think you missed one, didn't you? Did you say anything about the Sabbath? I didn't hear you said the Sabbath. He said the Sabbath. So the issue with this is hearing this aloud for the first time in a long time. This is going in through K through 12. I think it is or in colleges. It's going all the way through colleges. Let's just take K through five, for example. I don't know many kids that are going to understand the first five or six. Oh, yeah. I mean, it wouldn't make any sense to anybody that wasn't indoctrinated into the religion. And what's a kid going to say when he reads the word adultery? Hey, Mrs. Jones. What is adultery mean? Well, luckily, Mrs. Jones probably has an only fans account. So she can tell him exactly what she might be able to put on a demonstration as well. Subscribe, motherfucker. You can find out. Yeah, I think the primary ones are don't murder, don't commit adultery, don't steal, don't lie against your neighbor. And that you can read more into the history of this stuff. But a lot of people believe that was more about business dealings and property and things like that than it was about just lying in general, right? Because it doesn't say anything about lying in general. It says don't bear false wins against your neighbor. Yeah, which is to say, tell people bullshit, like defame somebody's character. It doesn't say anything about telling a lie. Telling a lie is fine, apparently. I guess. Now you're doing great in life, by the way. Yeah. I mean, look, honor the honor of the mother and their father. Like, how's that going to go in an all black school? Well, I mean, you know, even the, I can do half, it's going to scream mother, like, you know, white it out, white on the word father. Yeah. But it's the original text, I believe doesn't say don't cover your neighbor's wife. It says don't cover your neighbor's wife's house, his slaves, his animals or anything. Oh, in the original? It includes slaves. Yeah, but it's the old it's in it's the Old Testament. So go back to that one, then, you know what I'm saying? Those slaves in there. Well, the New Testament also mentions slaves plenty. Like it says, don't be too harsh with them, obviously. If you beat them and they die that day, that's a sin, but if they die a couple days later, that's fine, right? You're kidding. No. Just a light beating on your slaves. Did they mention a race? No, there wasn't really race-based slavery back then, for the most part, not in Roman culture. I mean, anybody could become a slave in Roman culture and you could also earn your way out of slavery if you were in a, if you were properly situated, right? So it had nothing to do with your race. Yeah, I saw gladiator. So I understand how it works. None of that was real. No, it all was real and they fought their way out of there. And there's a second one coming on at Christmas. The only thing that was real about that were the names Marcus O'Rio is in common in their relationship as a father and son. He didn't murder Marcus O'Rio's. None of that stupid bullshit. You can't prove that. I can, actually. No, no. It's a matter of historical fact. It's, it's not. It was a game. It's history beyond 200 years is all just telephone at that point. You know, somebody got something wrong along the way. Maybe. And I think that Russell Crow is a fucking hero. That's all I know. I don't know what he's doing in the, in the sequel though. Like he died. Does he come back to life? It's his son. No, I don't think he's in it at all. Oh, maybe he's in a dream sequence. Kind of like at the beginning. Remember the beginning of gladiator where he's seeing the dead kid? So maybe he's in his new kid's dream sequence, which would be dope. I'm all in for that. Maybe it's like his role in the man of steel. Yeah. Where he's just a vision or something in the kid's head. That'd be sweet, dude. That'd be sweet. But Russell Crow is all fat and weird looking now. So I don't know if it would be that sweet. He's in his 60s. Let's, let's leave. But you don't want to, you know, fuck. You don't want to bring it back looking all fucked up. That's true. That's true. Next up, new war for Israel, the head of the IDF's Northern Command, Major General Ori Gordon and head of operations directorates, Major General Odid Vasjuk. Sure. I said that correctly. No need to fact check me on that approved Lebanon battle plans today. The military says in a statement, the IDF says the generals held an assessment during which the operational plans for an offensive in Lebanon were approved. The top commanders also made decisions regarding accelerating the readiness of the forces on the ground. The military adds the announcement comes amid repeated attacks by Hezbollah and allied Palestinian terror groups in Lebanon on Northern Israel with fears of a wider conflict. Israel is warned. It can no longer tolerate Hezbollah's presence along its border following the October 7 atrocities and is warned that it should be a diplomatic solution, not be, should a diplomatic solution not be reached. It will turn to military action to push Hezbollah northward. Yeah, the the diplomatic solution, by the way, would either be Hezbollah retreats from the border or somebody in power in Lebanon of them, of whatever military they have comes down and pincers and kills everybody, right? Hezbollah is Hamas, the same, same but different, right? It's still an Iranian backed terrorist organization. Kill all of them. Yeah, without mercy, fucking Jesus Christ. What are we still doing here? I don't know. And why do we care? It's somebody else's war. I don't mean you're going to be paying for it. My property taxes here in Texas are going to get siphoned off by the federal government. They're going to use that to pay for it. And that's what pisses me off. Like I like, again, hopefully Trump gets in says, look, I'm not we're not paying for this bullshit anymore and cuts off and let them do whatever they want. Certainly nobody would tell us what to do. And to my knowledge, Dan, you were over there. Nobody from a neighboring country paid for you to be in Iraq and helped us out, right? No, we paid everybody. Yeah. Yeah. So what the fuck do I care? Lebanon is a tiny country. Anyways, who's going to miss it? Yeah. I mean, Hezbollah says that they're going to resist any Israeli invasion in Lebanon. They would not last very long. Probably the same as Gaza, right? Sure. Yeah. I mean, here's the problem, right? They're not going to fight out in the open. They're going to hide behind civilians and try to make it a PR war instead of a real one. And I don't support Israel leveling fucking cities and shit like that. Like you send dudes in with guns. Some people are going to die. But that's the way war goes, man. Don't don't give me this shit about. Oh, if you hide behind or if you're hiding cities, we're going to bomb those cities. That's just how war is without realizing that. Yeah, you can just also go in there with fucking rifles and kill everybody. A lot more targeted approach. Yeah. That's how war is. Yeah, you're going to lose some guys, but that's the fucking price of being the better man. Well, let me ask you this. Are the civilians on the same side as Hezbollah or is Hezbollah just the government or the guys in power? Unclear. I think it's probably a mix. I mean, the latest polling we see is that it's receding a little bit, but I would say, based on what I've seen, something like 40 to 6% of the population supports it, right? In Israel? Okay. No, no, no, no, in Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, fucking Gaza, so on. Like they support, as a matter of fact, there's studies from the early 2000s. I don't know if they've done one recently, but there are very good studies from the early 2000s that show the support for suicide terrorism on civilian populations specifically. And it is quite high throughout the Middle East. I think Israel doesn't give a shit. So they're hey, dude, let's just go bombs away. The only problem that I worry about is whether or not Biden is going to want to hop in this fucking thing. They start bombing Lebanon because when somebody else get involved in the Middle East, if Lebanon started getting bombs? No, they invaded Lebanon like 10 years ago. Yeah, they invade Lebanon every fucking five to 10 years. Nobody gives a fuck about 11. The only country that does care about 11 on a Syria, they don't have the ability to do anything. It's kind of some house cleaning there every 10 years. So maybe that's what this is. Yeah, I mean, it's like mowing the lawn, except for in this case, you're mowing down fucking ARabs. Yeah, just it's a it's a little different. Sure, your lawns, your lawns going to look red instead of green, but yeah, whatever. Well, I mean, you know, I don't know if you're familiar with this, but do you know what makes the green grass grow? No, blood. Yeah. Is it blood? Is it blood? It's blood. Okay. 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Let's skip down to this one kind of is relevant to what we were just talking about and something that I've been saying a lot lately, which is that Islam is incompatible with Western civilism. All right. We'll skip to that story. Islam is incompatible. You could have said this by the way. You could have said this about Christianity a couple hundred years ago. You could say it about, I don't know if you could ever have said it about Judaism necessarily, although they do have, they stop practicing the more savage rules in their belief system a long time ago. But you could definitely have said this about Christianity relatively recently. But you can still say it about Islam and that's a fucking problem. Yeah, three boys ages 12 to 14 were arrested on suspicion of the anti semitic rape of a 12-year-old girl. French media reported on Tuesday evening. One issue behind the attack appears to be that the girl hid the fact that she was Jewish from a former boyfriend. The girl and her parents arrived at a police station in the hot stay sane district. Not even close on that one. I don't speak French. Sorry. Sorry. Which includes the western suburbs of Paris to file a complaint about the alleged rape, the daily lay Paris Jean reported the girl claims that she was raped in an abandoned hangar during the weekend. According to the complaints, three boys beat the girl and then shouted anti semitic epitats her about her religion and then raped her. A medical examination confirms that she had indeed been raped. According to the reports, the girl's ex-boyfriend accused her of hiding from him that she was Jewish. In addition, anti semitic comments and images, including a burnt Israeli flag, Jesus Christ, were found by the investigators on the smartphone of one of the suspects. One of the boys said that the girl spoke out against the Palestinians. Yeah, now this, these, it doesn't say specifically in the article, but if you pop into the more information on the interwebs, you can find out that these guys, these kids were not French. Where were they from? A Muslim country. You don't say. It's all it says because they're they're minors. So they are first generation French citizens, I guess, or maybe just immigrants. One of the boys has already confessed the attack. This isn't speculation or anything. The three are suspected of crimes of rape, aggravated, under aggravated circumstances, sexual assault, impossibly threatening to kill their victim as well. They're still deliberating that. At least one of the boys has already confessed. Now, this is common in Europe. If you ask a white woman from, and let's say from young women down to 13 all the way up to women in their 30s, if they've been sexually harassed or assaulted by an Arab or African Muslim in their country, anywhere in Europe, over the past five years, I would get based on the statistics I've seen, you're looking at about 60 to 80%, depending on the country have experienced that. It's not uncommon, right? And it's not just Muslims either. It's common in Europe, and it's coming to America now, right? Yeah. Like, if you thought this stuff, you've heard about Lake and Riley, and her story's not the only one. There's a half dozen other white women that have been murdered by fucking illegal immigrants in this country the last couple of years. And illegal immigrant from Ecuador has been arrested finally by the NYPD, who is accused of raping a 13 year old girl at knife point in a wooded area in Queens last week in broad fucking daylight. Oh, they finally got that guy? Yeah, they finally picked this dude up yesterday, I think. He came to the country illegally in 2021. Let me just explain something very briefly. They are not sending their best and brightest here. They're emptying out the fucking jails and sending them here, right? We need to stop. This is true of the Latin American countries as well. We should be doing a lot better job of deciding who we let in, even after we close the border, as much of a background check as you can possibly do, and they keep an eye on them afterwards. But when it comes to Muslims, we need to stop accepting them entirely. Like, you if you're coming here to escape Islamism, come on in. If you're coming here to bring it with you, just either stop them from coming or kill them. Yeah, that person doesn't exist to me. That's not a real human being. Somebody that thinks that their religion or culture is such that they're allowed to prey on people, particularly women in this country, they have to die. Yeah, that's it. People can't map to Trump on this 2016 when he was running saying, you know, a bunch of rapists are coming across the border and all that other shit. It's true. They are. And then when he's shut down, what was it, seven countries, seven Muslim countries from traveling into the country, they called him Islamophobic and all this other shit. I think it's time we we are. I'm with you. I agree with you 100%. I think they should march these three kids out to the streets of Paris, right under the Eiffel Tower, put them on their knees and put a bullet in the back of their head. Or hang them from one of the fucking and leave them there. Pote it like yeah. Leave them there. Leave them for a good week and just say this is what happens if you want to fuck around and bring this bullshit to our country. It's time to put heads on pikes again. Germany, this has happened a lot in Germany too. A lot in Germany, a lot in the Scandinavian countries as well. I mean, it's insane. A lot in the UK as well, actually. The UK is overrun. I mean, there's parts of you hear it anecdotally, but I know people who are politicians. Sunil Sharma, for example, that live in fucking London in the London area. And that's it. Like, there are parts of the city where they don't go to because it is effectively Sharia law there. And the cops will tell you as much because they have no authority to go there and do anything about it. And it'll happen to a city in the United States, I think, within the next five years. Somebody's going to say this is Sharia law over here and we're not fucking with one of these cities. They're already doing it. You can find reports of this. The media goes out of its way to catch and kill these stories. If you look hard enough, go on duck.go or somewhere else. You can find the stories about so-called crimes being adjudicated by mob justice and not in major cities, but around major cities in the United States, like Dearborn Michigan, for example, where a bunch of fucking shitback Somalis moved over here not to experience the American way of life, but to just be Somali Muslims here, right? And then elect their own. Hold on. And then elect their own goddamn politicians to go represent them in Congress and espouse their fucking bullshit there. How is that possible? And they're judges. So they've even elected judges as well. So we're not that far off. What'd you say, Bob? Minnesota's the Somalis. Dearborn is just somewhere. Oh, yeah. It's all a rabbit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dearborn's Arab and wherever what's her name is from in Minnesota is the Somalia. Yeah. And then there's a bunch in Alabama, but you don't hear too much smoke out of them, because they only recruited people that worked in medicine, interestingly enough. So it was another one of those, what do you call it, the immigration lottery things they do? Yeah. And they chose a bunch of it. So during the civil war between it's not just Somali, Somali, Eritreans, and Ethiopians. Anybody that had medical accreditation, if you're a doctor, a nurse, a radio, any of that shit, there's like, yeah, break your family. Let's go. Yeah. How to do let's do that all the time. Best and brightest. Fuck. Yeah, dude. I'm all about that, because if you want to stay the best, like if you're a fucking sports team, you'll be like, you know what we need is some more diversity. Nah, man. I need guys that run fast. What the fuck out of here? Could you imagine the NBA wanted more diversity? I mean, look, there's plenty of people out there. I mean, I get some fucking cripples on your team. They kind of do, right? Because now they're mining Europe for it. Yeah, but there's a good basketball players, right? Well, right. But they go. It's not the diversity that they're looking for. They're looking for the best possible talent, but looking for the best possible talent, it has made it slightly more diverse. I get like the two best players in the NBA are white guys from Europe. Sure. Yeah. I mean, one thing leads the other though, right? Yes. It is their race is a coincidence. It has nothing to do with their talent level. Right. And when he's a black European, he's probably going to pass them both in the next five years. Man, maybe if he if his lower half stays healthy, that dude is going to be something. Did you see that seven foot nine? Oh my God, dude, I just saw that video. He's still growing. He went from seven or seven to seven nine over the past two years as a junior and senior in high school. Now he's seven nine committed to Florida. Do you see that? This kid, Bob? Yeah, he's fucking insane. If he like without jumping, he's seven foot nine. Yeah, he can jump a little bit too, but he's the tallest teenager in the world. Yeah, he's the tallest person ever played basketball. Fuck. Because my new bowl is what seven six. I think he was the tallest for that. Man, he's he's weird looking to I don't know if he's ever going to be able to be like his bones are too goddamn long. I don't know what happens to you. There was a couple of seven footers that I went to high school with and one of them's bones just gave out and he bridled away. The other guy was pretty for every shack for every shack and David Robinson, who are just units, right? You've got a Sean Bradley, who's now in a fucking wheelchair, but that was because of a horse riding thing. I think there's something I don't remember. He fell off. The monster's never gave his talent back and he withered away or they gave him magic. Johnson's blood instead. Bob is on fire today. Bob is on fire today speaking of being on fire. 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A queer Marxist vandalization of the myth of Star Wars was one of the quotes and an embarrassment to the entire franchise was another one. Even its defenders acknowledged it's woke tilt. Drew Taylor film critic for the rap. Oh shit, once you get the rap involved, that's a, it's an insider Hollywood site that I read all the time, called it arguably the gase Star Wars yet by a considerable margin. It's pretty gay. Let's be honest. The rap is super left too. So for them to say that, it's pretty hilarious. At the center of the drama is episode three, which aired last week, the segment featured with the LGBTQ publication them, described as a coven of lesbian space witches who appeared to use the force to conceive the twins May and Asha without any male involvement. Is that, is any of this real? Do you guys watch this? I mean, so somebody born from pure midichlorians is an analogy for the Christ figure being born of the Holy Spirit. Like Mary gets pregnant as a virgin, right? It's, that's all it is. They lifted that story and said, you know, you remember in the fan of menace to talk about the kid having no father is just a midichlorian talking about Darth Vader, right? Yeah, that's been part of Canon this whole time weaving in all the fucking Gaylord bullshit. It's like, all right, man, I mean, you took the end, but this is what it is. This is what this whole move it's about. It's not about rights because there are no rights left to achieve for anybody. I don't think like what? Yeah, what I mean, what else is there? Yeah, I don't, I don't know the right to force other people to agree with everything you say. That's, that's the last one they want. It's like, no, sorry, but I got guns. That's what that's, that's all this left. That's on the table. Yeah, it's it's fucking retarded. By the way, this thing has a 3.5 out of 10 rating on IMDB, which is usually the most liberal of all the sites. Usually they have the highest rating. Yeah, because people that like only industry people usually interact with that site. It's not casuals don't have most of the not most, but casuals interact on rotten tomatoes for the most part. At any rate, yeah, there's there's a metaphor there for the Christ figure. And that's what it was, right? Obviously it shows up in all kinds of literature that is not religious at all. It's not, it's not that the matrix, for example, is about a savior figure like that. So it's not something objectionable or anything I'm just saying. They're just adding their Gaylord bullshit onto it. For and it doesn't nobody cares about any of this bullshit anymore. It's like you're speaking to 1% of the country and then another, let's say 20% that actually give a fuck about that because of their oppression, FOMO or their guilt or whatever the fuck else and everybody else is like, can you just make a good fucking movie? That's it. Like I usually don't care if somebody's like, oh, this movie's the woke of shit. People say that shit all the time, right? Like about that peacemaker series with John Cena's woke and just shows woke. I watch the show. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, there's wokeness in it because there's fucking young actors in it. What do you expect? If I go to a basketball game, I expect to see a couple black dudes. You know what I mean? That's just how life is, but if you can't handle that, why don't you stay home and shut the fuck up. It's not that bad, but this is just garbage. Like there's a there's certainly a line somewhere. Where the point isn't to entertain. It's to fucking like try to convince somebody of something or try to shove something in your face. And this is way over that line. Yeah. And for me, like, you know, I got kids. I've got the Disney Plus app, which look every kid child watches the Disney Plus app. When you turn it on the fucking home screen, there's a goddamn huge section at the very top. It's the first thing. It's the very first thing you click on. Black voices. Well, this one is pride. Gay voices. So it just says pride and then you can click, you know, click the the fucking icon and go through, you know, a million different things, which kids don't fucking understand that bullshit. Here's the difference though. Like if you're a if you're a creative person, my job, like I want I want my my art to reflect either reality or my personality or whatever it is, right? I wanted to reflect that. But I also I for for it to be successful. I know that the product has to be good. This is why Billy fuckface made his little gay Lord dating movie and fuck people with sexes and who the fuck like, Oh, dude, the average person can't relate to two dudes fucking going on dates and shit. It just like it. We see it on public and nobody cares. Do whatever the fuck you want. It's America, dude. Nobody cares. Yeah, but I'm not going to watch the movie and pretend like I give a shit. Well, none of it that but it's a niche audience. So when you put it out there and then you blame everybody for like your referencing Billy Eichner and that that comedy movie they made there was the first gay rom-com. It's like, all right, great. It's such a small segment of the population. And then you get pissed off that it doesn't do well. Make a good movie. And you're only catering exactly like a good thing. How many good there's you can name dozens of good movies that have gay shit woven into it. Dozens. But it's like if you if you kind of look, this is the gayest movie of all time. Come check it out. Like now, good, man. The biggest TV show. It's the best movie. Like Peacemaker is there's work parts all through it. 100%. It is the funniest comedy series season that I've seen in a very fucking long time. I'll check it out. I mean, it is really fucking funny. Say what you want about John Cena playing China's game and all that bullshit. But the dude is funny as fuck, man. I'll check it out. But if you take the biggest TV show on the planet right now, it's a baby reindeer. Baby reindeer is huge. And it's about this guy's life. And there is gay elements, trans elements throughout it. But it's part of the story. It's part of his real life and everything else. They're not billing that as a gay TV series or a trans TV series or anything else. They're just saying this guy's life. It's fucked up. And you can check it out. And it gets super fucking dark. Well, one of the most commercially successful TV series of all time is willing grace. Gay is fucked. The whole thing's gay. But it was funny. It's about a gay dude and his gayer friend, his hag and his loudmouth hag. And everybody loved it. And it's funny. It's a good show. Yeah. Because every episode isn't about, Oh, it's okay to be gay. It's like, no, they're just gay. That's it. Just it's part of the background, right? Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. I the reason it makes me mad is not because of the gay thing. I want quality entertainment, God damn it. You can't. You're not getting out of Disney. We work in the entertainment industry and part of our job is to watch this stuff and then talk about it. And all we end up doing is like, God, it fucking sucks because everything fucking sucks now. It makes the job suck. I was saying to Jesse earlier before RPR, the worst part about any of this shit is is they're like, they'll do something like this decay of Star Wars ever. Does that make you angry? And I'm like, no, but you, I guess, trying to make me angry is making me angry. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. Yeah, like that pisses me off. And if you're writing something to go out to the masses, that can't be the point. That can't be the point of, are you angry about this? No, just worry about making a great story and then whatever happens happens. Yeah, Delco's in the chat talking about Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is gay as fuck. Game of Thrones reflects like ancient Roman and Greek cultists. But that's what it was a lot. But yeah, so it's like that parts in it. There's a lot of dogs in it and nobody's like, oh, fucking Game of Thrones is trying to turn me gay. There's like, oh, there's gay shit going on. No, everybody was fucking-- Nobody fucking cares back then. Nobody cares. I mean, god damn it. This is the latest season of the boys. I think it was like episode two. They were so much dick. So much dick. Well, there's also like a human centipede situation, I believe. In the same episode, yeah. This guy like can clone himself. This guy can clone himself, and it's like 15 of him eating his own ass basically. There's a way to do it, guys. There's a way to do it. To me, it feels like Disney is giving up. At this Star Wars shit, and I've talked about it all the time on RPR. But I thought I could always back the charts. You're trying to recoup $5 billion. The streaming numbers are down, the stock is down, the company's up for sale. So they got to keep pumping out content. Star Wars was supposed to be the safest bet you have. Now, that's not even safe. So I just don't know how much longer this is going to be. You're talking about how the average soul in a year, a production studio for movies is going to make somewhere between eight and 12 major films. As long as two or three of them do well, everybody's good, right? If they'll make all their money back and make a pretty decent profit as well, provided the theaters are open. You have tent poles, right? Like law and order. The reason it was on TV for so long is because so many people watch it, even if it's in the background. So you know that one's making money, no matter what. It's keep the lights on thing. They call it a tent pole. Star Wars has since the 1970s been a tent pole for whoever owns it. And now it's a fucking lightning rod. That is really dumb. That's like turning your strength into your weakness, man. But Lucas sold the rights to Disney for $5 billion with a B and he walked away from it. And that's maybe you should have watched George Lucas's feet. I would love to. Dark Mars. Yeah. Somebody. Watch somebody's feet. I love to. The hilarious thing about George Lucas says he's super fucking liberal and we'll jam that in your face. But the reason why he sold the rights to the Star Wars is California was up in their state taxes and he was like, Oh shit, I gotta get rid of this before they tax the fuck out of me. Yeah, they're well. Also, also, they were like the left was trying to fucking raise the what he called it. That's not a state tax. What is it capital gains tax? They finally did. They did. From 14 to 22%. Yep. So out of that five, if you didn't get that $5 billion deal done that year, you would have lost a lot more on the back end there. Next up, Russia is a joke. One of Russia's newest and most advanced submarines, which just left Cuba appears to be falling apart and to have damage to its whole and open source intelligence analyst said, is there footage of this? That would be great if it was just kind of one of those Titan sub situations where it just imploded. No, it's not. There's no you're not going to see you're not going to see any footage of it. But a managing consultant at cap Gemini shared four photos of the nuclear power in a LinkedIn post on Monday. Is this it right here? I guess so. Yeah, that's wild. So let's see this. I don't know if you can see the damage though. No, I just want to see the sub. If it's if it's right there, damn, is that a hard? We should get a hard AF, uh, seltzer thing on the side of that sub, you know, on the side of a Russian sub. Well, it's just, it's nice marketing when it comes up and down. Yeah, that way when it gets blown out of the water. Are all these Cubans just staring at the fucking sub? This is so wild. I mean, it's that if a sub fucking came through the port of your town, you would go out and look at it. Fuck, yeah, I would. Yeah, that'd be kind of dope to be honest. Now, wouldn't be dope to know that it's got a nuclear reactor inside of it? No, the panels are falling off the outside. That would be that would be something that would give me pause and maybe I'll stay inside that day. Wouldn't be great. Play this clip, Bob. What is this? I mean, it's Fox news. That's fine. Yeah, I think Fox is all right, right? Who knows? Submarine station near Cuba. Good or active senator from the great state. Yeah, there's interview Ted Cruz about it. Oh, yeah, what was he talking about? K so for 25 minutes? Yeah, so what are they back that up 10 seconds, Bob? There was a boat that appeared to pull up to this shot of it. Go to LinkedIn or search Marin Marcus, m-a-r-i-i-j-n m-a-r-i-j-n Marcus, m-a-r-k-u-s. And it said in the article here that he posted photos on LinkedIn of this shit. So it is go down to activity than images. It should be in here somewhere. There it is. He posts a lot of shit, though. So yeah, let's see. I'd like to see the images. It'd be cool if like the what is it called? The eye hole or the telescope? Oh, here we go. I see it. So next to the old looking dude. So where are you at? Motherfucking Christ. You may have to be logged in to see all of that. I don't know. I am not logged in to this. This is the first trip to LinkedIn I've had done on this computer. I don't have an account on LinkedIn, Bob. Is that his page? I thought it was. Igor? That's Igor. This guy. So go to scroll down to where it says. Oh, that's a dude, huh? Where the shit from this from this far away. It looks like a lady. Here we go again with that bullshit. It looks like a lady. There should be a thing where it says posts and then comments, videos and images, little tabs that you can click on. You may not be able to see it unless you're logged in. I don't think I can see it. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll send you the pictures. Hang on. I'll send you directly. I'd like to see this little tugboat fall apart there. How does that work? If you lose a subject, you just go to the bottom and that's kind of it, right? I mean, you know, usually it implodes and you die. What do you mean by losing? Oh, man. You can't tow it to back to Russia. Here we go. Yes. You see those circles? Those are giant panels that have fallen off the outside of the sub. Now, while dog Russian divers are seeing around the sub, presumably trying to repair it, he didn't immediately respond to request for comment from business insider, however, military experts, quote, unquote, told BI that the damage seen the photos is common and probably wouldn't affect the sub's operational capabilities. An officer in Chile's Naval Reserve told business insider that the tiles are made of rubber and can get loose and fall off. Losing a lot of tiles would make the sub easier to find. So, the tiles are meant to block radar signature and they're just falling off. This is like they're trying to minimize this because it's important for all these media organizations to make you think that Russia's a real threat to us. But this one of the most important parts of this sub is the ability to go undetected. No radar, no sonar, right? That makes them have a radar and sonar signature, having those two tiles missing. Pop up that pick one more time. So, it's retarded to say that this isn't a big deal. Because that looks like more than just damage there. I mean, that's deep. That's like a foot deep inside that fucking sun. Yeah, I mean, it increases the radar and sonar signature this thing. So, Russian naval vessels are not state of the art and sometimes they're not well maintained, but that does not mean something catastrophic will happen. So, yeah, it's not going to collapse under the pressure of the ocean when it goes underwater, but it is going to be easily detectable by anybody in the area, right? So, it's a big fucking deal. And this just shows another example of how all of these people who say Russia is a threat to anything are full of fucking shit. We've been propping these guys up as some kind of real threat since the 1950s and it's not real. It's fake. Maybe it was real in the 1950s, '60s, '70s when they had capable nukes. Now, all of their nuclear material is degraded, right? Like, if you, there's a story from a certain place in Washington a couple years ago, a couple decades ago, actually, of some people, some of whom you actually know, stole a nuke from Russia, right? Yeah. They had this certain kind of equipment that allowed them to get onto the sub, get off of it with undetected. They stole a nuke out of there that almost detonated in Washington state because it was a so fucked up already. This is the 1990s. It makes sense. Like, they are incompetent. They're full of shit. So, stop listening to people who tell you Russia is an issue for us. They are not, including Tuesday's guests from this week, Andy Bustamante, former CIA, former CIA gay. We'll see about that, right? I think he still works for him, frankly, but it's absolute nonsense and targeted towards people to justify our military's presence in NATO, which serves absolutely no purpose. Europe is Europe's problem. I don't give a fuck what happens over there. Take care of your own shit, Germany. Same fucking figure it out, dude. I don't give a fuck what's going on over there. And we're not the world police. So, who gives a shit? And I'm with you, man. Like, why would you upgrade nuclear warheads and shit like that, like for them? I mean, there's a process, a procedure that we have to go through as well to make sure that the nuclear material stays functional, that the casing stays functional, that the fire set stays functional. Those are three parts of the nuke, right? The container comes in, the fire set that surrounds it and starts the chain reaction and the Fezal material itself. And if you don't, it basically just becomes like a dirty bomb over time, which still sucks, but it's not a fucking nuke. And it's not going to end your whole life, right? I think you'll be able to live for a good 12 years afterwards. No, radiation poison, you're going to be dead pretty quick. Ah, yep. That's hearsay. No, that's just a fact. Ah, definitely hearsay. Next up, sponsor wise, are you prepared for the unexpected in a world where chaos seems to lurk around every corner? Being prepared is no longer a choice. It's a necessity. That's where the wellness company comes in. Imagine having the peace of mind that you're equipped to handle any medical crisis from tick bites to the latest pandemic. The wellness company's medical emergency kit is your lifeline packed with essential medications like Ivermectin, emergency antibiotics, antivirals and more. This kit is your ultimate preparedness solution. The wellness company's team of renowned physicians such as Dr. Peter McCullough, Dr. James Thorpe and Dr. Drew Pinsky and some other well-known more truth-seeking doctors have designed a kit that sets the gold standard for safety and prevention. Don't wait for the next crisis to strike. Visit twc.health/drinkinbros and use the promo code "drinkinbros" for an exclusive 15% discount. Prepare today and rest easy tomorrow at twc.health/drinkinbros. You know I heard I read in the chat here from pixilated bucock which I think he just may have run out of letters. Oh bucocky? I think he's run out of letters here. But he says yeah I hear the US detected it being the Russian sub and actually got some audio from it. Boy, I don't think they do Bob. I don't think there is any audio whatsoever for that Russian sub. Bob you know anything about that audio? I'll try to find it. I can't imagine that you would have any Bob. I can't imagine you would have it and since you're so slow to do it we can't we we've blown it now at this point. I do not have it bookmarked at this point. Well I do the bookmarks taken down. That's a problem. Is it? Is that real? Yeah. Have you noticed speaking of taking things down before we get on to this next story how there's a new phrase being used by leftist in media called cheap fakes. Cheap fakes? What is that? It's so they're like all these videos of Biden stumbling, mumbling, rumbling and so on are fake. They're like oh they're AI they're deep they're deep fakes. They're fake. No no no no they're cheap fakes. It's another thing. What's that? It's like oh they're clipped in a way that makes it look bad. Oh fuck that dude. I yeah look. Here's what the live footage. Why's the live footage? You can't explain what the fuck he's doing. You can you can definitely watch the live footage. Brian Stelter was on some show because he's been fired from everything right? Poor. He's he was on some show the other day. Talking about how yeah it's cheap fakes now. They're just selectively editing. Biden's fine. Everybody knows he's fine. They're just trying to use it and then look at Trump and they tried to run a video of Trump having to get help to walk down a stage right? But if you play the full video you see Trump waving turning around looks down at Trump Don Jr. and shakes his hand and they freeze framed like two seconds of it said look see he needs help. Yeah yeah. It's the iron law of woke projection. It's nonsense. I mean you know Bill Ackman is right? Yeah this is going to go on for the entire election by the way. Bill Ackman actually reposted a video of Biden or of Obama having to help Biden off the stage. And he's like yeah you guys are crazy. Oh even on Twitter? Yeah. DM it to Bob real quick. I saw this video. Okay. Pull that up. Yeah. I watched it too. And I was like she's with the cheap fakes to whatever the fuck they're calling him. Sure. They both sound like Obama. I didn't even plan that that was just Bob doing his job. Oh boy. No I just stepped away from the mic. I don't know if the audio listeners are out there. I'm not even speaking to the mic for that. Yeah. God damn it. But for real it's on. I'll DM you the link. Shit. Yeah it was on posted on Sunday. But yeah Bill Ackman was talking shit about him. I was like this dude looks like he's 100 years old. And then even sink Unger Unger. How do you say a stupid name? The guy from the young Turks that lunatic. He's like Biden's oldest fuck we talking about. Like so you know nobody believes this shit. No one believes that he's not he's not suffering from vascular dementia. David Axelrod fucking Obama's first campaign manager then his chief of staff was like yeah it's an issue for him. He's all fucked up. It is and Axelrod has been harsh on Biden's reelection the entire time. He's he's said forever he's like look man he's too old and he's going to cost the party a win. Now if you believe in polls which we don't really believe in polls over here. Lately they've been touting that you know Biden's numbers are through the roof from oh yeah from what exactly? Well here's the difference. So if you look there's something in polling called cross tabs and it's almost like looking at analytics from statistics right. So a guy's hitting 250 but if you look at his hard hit percentage and all this stuff and then they will adjust that. It's like well he should be hitting this if he wasn't getting unlucky hitting balls right at people for example right. Or hitting into the shift used to be a thing for pitching it's called fielding independent pitching. So if you got shitty fielders that don't get to routine plays a lot. It looks bad on your ERA but your ERA will be a job all along right. So if you're looking at the cross tabs of these the polls that show Biden leading are nationwide polls and the ones that show Trump leading are state polls which are the more accurate Nate Silver has been blasting the fucking left all fucking week about this. Well also on fire on his Twitter account. Biden leading a general election polls like who care he probably will win the overall vote. Yeah well yeah with California though he will he will if hunters don't vote which we can talk about for a second. I've got some new numbers on this actually and I have confirmed that these numbers are all 18 plus eligible to vote. Okay. I'm seeing one of these people. It's 9.988 million so 9,988,407 people who have a hunting license and do not have a voter registration. So let's go name a swing state and I'll tell you how many people how many hunters there aren't voting. Michigan Michigan 370,619 what was the difference in the Michigan election? 25,000 or 20,000 yeah okay. Sweet. So we we we lost that one because you didn't vote basically. Thanks because the last four years have been fucking great. What else? Name another one. Let's do Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania Pennsylvania. 500. 515,277. That was by about 100,000 I believe. Yeah. Yeah. You can 5x that. Yeah. You can swing these elections. Michigan what was Michigan summer again? Michigan was 370,619. Okay. Michigan was about 150,000. Okay. Good. So you could double that one or the double that one. Texas 663,985 registered hunters who are 18 and older. No, not felons eligible to vote who didn't even register to fucking vote. Are you out of your goddamn mind? Can you sincerely look around and think this is all okay? Ohio another swing state. Yep. 626,000 people. Goddamn. I know how it's not that population. Fucking state. Every state where it really matters. This shit's happening. Florida, 660,000 Georgia, 351,000 people. So we're every one of these races would have been one. And we're going to keep reminding you this all the way up to the election. Go and fucking vote dude. Holy Christ. How close was Arizona? Because I'm seeing 133,000 people in Arizona who were registered hundreds and not registered. I don't I don't actually know because that one went like a what three weeks or a month or something like that before they had the votes. Arizona was about fifth. No, I'm sorry. 11,000. So 10 X. For the entire state was 11,000 is for Maricopa County. That's what really matters. Damn it. Yeah. I mean, you 10 X over 10 X for fuck's sake, man. Come on. Where where's the California 511,000 people? Say the site. Say the site again. To go and register. Vote the number four America dot org. Okay. You can register to vote no matter what state you're in. We're going to hammer you guys with it. It's not a sponsor. We're just going to fucking hammer you guys with this. Just go and fucking vote in this election. It really matters. This one. This is really your god damn it, man. Virginia, 277,000. Wisconsin, another swing state, 339,000 people are registered hunters and not registered voters just go for folks. You could win every swing state just by getting your friends who hunt out to vote. It was literally what was Virginia? Hold on. I got to pull it back up again. Just one moment because Virginia's on the table this year. It's always on the table, really. Yeah. And in most cases, it's starting to move a little more. Virginia was 278,000. That that would not have done it for Virginia, actually. Where were they? They were about 400,000. Yeah, definitely. They get you in the ballpark. Yeah, I know it does. It gets you a whole lot fucking closer. Get you in the fucking ballpark. So go out and vote. Say that, say one more time. It's working again. We're going to hammer you with this. And even when we do the live debates, we're going to hammer you to go out and fucking vote this fall. Yeah, it's up there now. Vote for the number four America dot org. Okay. I'm not going to tell you about the vote. We're not going to bring in a rapper or Bruce Springsteen. Vote for whoever you want. I don't give a shit. Vote for Kennedy. Vote for Trump. Vote for Biden. Vote for your fucking self. Yeah. Mickey Mouse in there. Register to vote. Don't be a fucking asshole. That's it. And to be honest, I don't want to hear you complaining either if you don't do anything. I wish it was like everybody had a it was a like a little thing on your arm that if you didn't vote, then cool, man. I don't want to hear you about your political opinion. Yeah, because you didn't fucking vote in the first. I mean, just make everybody wear a sweatshirt with a scarlet R on it for retard. Yeah. My son drew a nice little sweet tattoo on my arm. Excellent. Give it to you. I know. I actually liked it enough, but I took a picture of it was like, because daddy turned this into a real tattoo. I was like, maybe I will something. Maybe I will. I like it. I like it son, but go out and vote. You fucks. Okay. Speaking of voting and being patriotic. Here are the most patriotic states. July 4th is among the most patriotic annual US holidays when Americans across the country celebrate the nation's independence. Patriotism is defined as the quality of being patriotic devotion to and vigorous support of one's country vigorous by the Oxford dictionary. And this year, the day will be celebrated no differently. Wallet hub analyze all 50 states to see which were the most patriotic based on a number of factors. States were ranked based on military engagements, such as the number of veterans per 1000 civilians, adults, active duty, military personnel and more states that were ranked based on civic engagement, such as volunteer rates, trial and grand jury participation, US history, education requirements, plus the number of adults who voted in the 2020 presidential election. What do we got here at number one? Can I guess? No, you can. Yeah. But I'm going to say Texas at one not even on the list. Shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah. Is there self fireworks down the road? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the way they define patriotism is very bizarre to me. It's wallet hub. First of all, which is probably it's a tech company owned by liberals, right? So they're not going to take certain things into account. But volunteer rate and trial and grand jury participation and then US history education requirements, you have to have a degree in history or something. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. So none of that shit matters. What do they got? Let's look down the list. Virginia is at number one. They say Virginia. Virginia is weighted heavily because of active duty veteran, our active duty military veteran and government employees. I don't think being a government employee makes you a patriot. It makes you a cunt for most most of the time, right? I mean, how many people do you know that are actually a good government employee? Now the only thing I will say that that fucks there is the DC fireworks on 4th of July are bomb. Like it's it's fucking rad. The odd part about this now it does say that the most patriotic states have a lot of residents who serve or have served in the armed forces. High voter turnouts during election as part of it as well and a high share of the population volunteering and national and local organizations. The really odd part is the absence of Texas and I don't think Florida is on this list as well. Can you scroll up? Well, who do we got it to, Bob? Alaska. Alaska. Yeah, Florida is not on the list either. So Florida and and Texas have the highest concentration of military and military veterans of any state in the country by a very wide margin, right? So California's got 1.2 ish million veterans, 40 million people. Texas has about 30 million people. It's got 1.4, right? So it's way off way way more concentrated in there. Florida is actually the most. It's got 1.3 million. I think they have like what 22 23 million people in Florida. Yeah, it's Florida. Florida is the highest concentration of veteran. If you include active duty, just the section between Dallas Fort Worth and South San Antonio was the highest concentration in the entire country. So I don't know. I mean, they just made up some other deltas for what constitutes patriotism or not. Well, let's go through it. So Virginia won Alaska at two. I mean, Alaska is like 15 people. Yeah, there's like 12 people up there and half of them are sex offenders. Really? If you've got one of those sex offender registry apps or something like that, put it in any literally any fucking zip code in Anchorage and you will find thousands of people. Why is that? I don't know. Because they don't know either. It's off the grid. Like the fishing companies up there, deep sea fishing companies, they don't give a fuck who, because no dude's the rape. There's no women to rape. It's all dudes don't do that job, right? So if you try to get raped, those three in the ocean or you rape a fish. No, that's not a crime. Yeah, you can rape a fish. Fish don't have central nervous systems. They don't have rights either. And a lot of fish are asking for it. If you look at a sword fish. Yeah, the way they're dressed. Boy. Yeah. The fucking long beak and shit. Yeah, you're all bricked up coming at me and I'm the one in trouble. Yeah, the one that's coming at me with a fucking face boner. Yeah. And you're surprised that I want to put my dick inside of you. Fuck that. Yeah, fuck Alaska. Next up is Montana on that list. All right, I've never been a hard day of seltzer's coming there soon though. Yeah. Yeah. I'll announce about that. What Shana Watkins distribution. Maine at four haven't been to Maine either. Yeah. Maine is pretty patriotic. I like Maine. You know what's weird is I'm looking at this list. I so I think it's weird to here's the thing. Me personally, I haven't been to like seven states. All of them are on this list. Next up is is Oregon. Yeah, which we're. Oregon is not in any way close to being patriotic as a state. Now, there are a lot of the rural parts. There are patriotic people there, but by population size, not fucking close. Same thing for Colorado, it's the leftist state. The Colorado Springs is kind of conservative in the west side of the state where nobody lives. We're fucking bovards from is kind of conservative. But the rest of the state is like die hard fucking DI fucking trans kids bullshit. The same thing. I don't know about New Hampshire. Actually, I have no idea what goes on up there. I don't never. I've never been in New Hampshire. I don't care. I don't care about New Hampshire. The Maine either. These are all the states that I don't really see Oregon. Same exact ship. Now they do have military bases in Washington state, which is that shocks me that that Oregon is higher on the list than Washington state because there's fucking three military bases in Washington state. Maryland, it's only because of the government employees that live there. That's it. And in Hawaii, they don't even want to be part of the United States. They fucking hate howlies. They hate white people. They do. They don't want us there. They don't want to be part of any of this bullshit. No. I don't even know if they celebrate it though. Do they know it's Christmas after all? I don't know. We should send some fucking reindeer over there. We sure should. That's where I get my most of my venison actually Maui new in UI. Really? Maui new venison. If you're in the market for the best goddamn access deer you've ever tasted in your life, you can buy it on the internet. I hope that's not a plug. I just I love what my buy ship from my room month. That's fine. I hope though as a society in a country, we send a hologram of Toby Keith to play his greatest hits over the state of Hawaii on July 4th. I think a little TK in their lives would certainly put some patriotism right inside their butt holes. I don't know if that's going to make up for the rock and Oprah burning down their whole country or whatever happened. I don't know. I blame it on Oprah. I'm not really sure what happened. The fire for sure. For sure. Next up sponsor wise we got sleep remedy veteran owned America first company originally formulated for Navy seals who were suffering from poor performance due to harmful sleep meds. I believe the jar somewhere around here on my desk somewhere. I swiped it. No, my lady did. She's right here. There she is. Got it. Improved recovery and performance via improving sleep quality. So Dr. Parsley who was on the show here a couple weeks back. Navy seal himself. He noticed that seals were suffering from poor performance due to harmful sleep meds. 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I mean, politicians in liberal cities typically are doing a legal shit. So look at that pop it up on screen there. So it's the IRS and the US Postal Service are the primary agencies and the FBI is conducting the investigation. Gotcha. So a home associated with Oakland mayor Sheng Tao. Great name, great pronunciation of my part. Thank you. Our entire board is this racist noises at this point. I love it. I love it, dude. That's great. Sheng Tao was among several locations rated by the FBI Thursday morning. A source confirms to ABC seven news. The FBI provided this statement Thursday morning saying the FBI is conducting court authorized law enforcement activity on Made in Lane. We are unable to provide additional information at this time. The details of the FBI's investigation remain unknown. But sources say the case involves the IRS and the US Postal Service. Mayor Dowell's home was being investigated and is on the main lane in Oakland Hills. A neighbor visiting from San Diego told ABC seven news that she was woken up by law enforcement banging on her door around six a.m. Why would they do that? Just to kind of give my heads up. Hey, we're going to raid your neighbor's house. Yeah. So if they're going to do a hot raid, which is to say when Derek talked to our Derek, what the fuck? Dexter talked about that on the show yesterday. I think we talked about that. You have to let the neighbors know and get them out of there before you go in. Now, this is only if you think somebody's barricaded. And usually, I don't know why the else they would have done it. Okay. Maybe just let them know, Hey, we're not breaking into your fucking neighbor's house, right? I don't know why they would come at six a.m. frankly. Well, they usually come early in the morning. Like all that shit seems to happen. Sure. Yeah. I mean, that part's fine. But unless you're expecting armed resistance or something, you can sit out. You can, I don't know. I don't know, man. Yeah, it's a strange one. Bob, Bob, pop up that pick one more time. I'm not the one doing it. So I'm not going to fucking armchair. The color of that house is very ugly. That could be all those hell, look at the green one next to it. That's ugly as shit. That's terrible. All we know for sure is that they're taking a shitload of boxes out of that house evidence. Okay. Yeah. So this comes as recall organizers have called on towel to resign as mayor. The recall effort has gotten enough signatures to appear on the ballots. This comes as there's a smoke fire situation here. So this might be another Leland Yee. We'll find out what how close are they on the signatures, Bob? So for the recall for this fucker. And I'm assuming it's it's the same type of a sitch where it's just like crime and everything else just based on the area. It has enough. Really? Yeah, it has enough. By the way, recalls all over California the past couple of years. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's it's crime. All of it is crime and everybody's getting robbed and shot and all that other shit. I don't even think they they found the the dudes that killed that actor the other day in downtown LA. And there's a million fucking cameras down there. And I know there was a bunch of people marching to mayor Karen Bass to her house to say, Hey, dude, it's been over a month and you haven't done shit. That's why all these recalls are happening all over California. A lot of it's for crime. This one though is strange because why rate a house? You know, it's one thing to be recalled for sure. I mean, I might my guess is she was doing something shady that involved tax evasion. And then which is the federal crime. And then when you use the postal service to do it as well, now you're now you've added additional crimes as well. Right. So financial crime, that's the IRS typically. Okay. But when you use the postal service or any kind of communications like that, now you're out of the treasury department into it as well. So there's different jurisdictions and blah, blah, blah. So that I mean, I'm just guessing based on the agencies that are involved in this raid, probably some kind of fucking male scam or some bullshit. I don't know. Something she I mean, she's making money using the mail to do it somehow. And it's not legal. That's what that's you can infer that much. Yeah, for sure. So we'll keep an eye on this and let you know. Also, some more breaking news here. This is actually sports related. JJ Redick is sign a four year deal to become the coach of the Lakers. That's real goddamn shocking right there. Yeah. I mean, he imagine going from a podcast with LeBron to fucking coaching him. Do you think he's gonna last four years because Detroit hired a guy for a record amount last year and fired him? I thought 65 million left on his contract, would they still have to pay? I thought for sure they were going to give him the job and they didn't. That's fucking crazy. Monty Williams. Yeah. Yeah. That's why Detroit fired him as a Lakers group. JJ Redick, I like him. He's a rat dude. I don't think he's ever coached before. No, but you know, he's not going to be here either. So Monty Williams, by the way, being unemployed is weird as shit. It is. Given the team, they handed him into Troy. It's like, what the fuck? You're gonna fire this dude after one year and pay him 65 mill, don't leave. Like, all right, cool. I'll fucking sit at home for 65 mill. Yeah. Though another weird thing is Jeff Van Gundy has been hired to be the Clippers assistant head assistant coach. Huh. So Tyrone Lou, Jeff Van Gundy. That's wild. He's one of the best basketball lines ever. He's like, oh yeah, he was very successful. Fuck out of here. That's wild. Speaking of Detroit, our winner of the Brobox is here. We flew him out. We went to Red Lobster last night. Come on up on stage for Drinking Bro of the Week, friend. Yeah. Dance and dance and dancing right here at this Brobox. If you subscribe to the Brobox and drinking bros.com every month, we pick a listener random and fly him out for some crazy fucking dinner. Last night was no exception. Obviously it was Juneteenth and we added Dexter Pitts to the mix and washed his feet at dinner. Pop that mic about an inch from your face. Yeah. Perfect. Tell everybody your name. Casey Selner. Casey Selner from Hudsonville, Michigan, a little small town, probably west of Grand Rapids, the better side of the state. Try it in a small town. So I will, Casey. I'll try in your small town. I'll try it in your small town. I think you guys like it. I think I like Grand Rapids. It's pretty chill. We're going to be your town USA. Hey, we're going to Michigan on September 7th. Yeah. So we'll be there for the Texas Michigan game. Yeah. That'll be a good time. The hard AF seltzer will be in Michigan. We're all excited about that. And then we've got the logos on the cans from the university and all that stuff. So it'll be, it'll be a blast. Last night you guys were late. You were white and you were late to a Juneteenth dinner. Yeah, the only thing that's not white is probably my right, my left arm. Because being a truck driver, your left arm gets super tan in the summer of the rest of you. It just stays white. Honky. Yeah. Straight honky, dude. Yeah, it was, it was a shit show. You haven't flown before, I gather. I've flown probably maybe 10 times in my life. Yeah. I'm not a freak of flyer. Some of the questions you were asking me last night, I was like, oh, he's never flown. No. No, my wife is definitely a freak of flyer compared to me. Yeah. So that's for sure. And I'll say this, if you're going to a dinner, don't get a flight that the it's going to arrive 15 minutes before you're going to set dinner. I'm not the one who bought the flights. I'm supposed to be there noon. Oh, okay. So it was, it was delayed, what, seven hours? Jesus Christ. We got the Chicago and it was fine. And then they said it was a slight delay and we're like, okay, all right, fine. And then all of a sudden I just canceled and then boom, it went to the next flight on the, on the board. And we're like, what the is this? And then I didn't say fuck on this. Yeah, I know it. I know, I guess you say some worse than that if you want. Yeah, they're, they're definitely, United is definitely my shit list. Let's just put it that way. I do not, I'm not a fan United. Well, you made it safely. We got to red lobster. We got to hang last night. That was fun. Got to wash some feet. Dexter Fitz. What a nice guy. Great fucking dude. What a nice guy. We gave him a ride back to his room and he was the heart of gold. Just his genuine fucking, he rocks. So and we met him at random, but we were Dan and I were the Kentucky Derby and, uh, was it the Kentucky Derby? You met him? Yeah. Wow. That's where we met him at the Derby itself. And we've been lifelong homies. That's crazy. Weird, man. Yeah, that's nuts. Uh, well, welcome to the show. Welcome to Austin Texas. You go see Uncle Lazer last night? We did. We went down to the garden and he, I've never seen somebody that could play the harmonica like he can. It's crazy, right? It is so crazy. His band is really good. His band is nuts. I know. That's why I said hop on down. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good time. I had, we, we got three kids obviously. So, uh, after a couple of laps to read his last night, Jesse was like, bro, I can't make it out of here. I got a, we, I got kids. I get to wake up in the morning. So now it's crazy. You know the drill, who'd you like to give during your brother week? Can I get two? Good. All right. First one is definitely my lovely, lovely wife who she rocks. Got your meter last night. Gina, Gina Bean is the best. She's great. She, um, she definitely ride or die with me with the whole, just the shit show that was yesterday. And she was just like, this is, what are we doing right now? This is pretty cool. She's cool. She showed up. She immediately ordered a lobster eater and I was like, I love her. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. She's great. She's great. We met during probably the week after big grat shut the state down for COVID. Oh, yeah. And then it just was, it was awesome from there. So shit, you know, how long has been married? Oh, a little over two years, we had your seltzer at a wedding. It was on our party bus. Congratulations. It was gone. Thank you. Yeah, it's been, it's been a wild ride so far. So it's been fun. That's awesome, been fun. Who's the other drinker, bro? My buddy, Jake Herb, he is, I've known this kid since we were like four. He's probably at home working on putting a Corvette engine in the Land Rover right now. So yeah, so he works for a company that basically, he Corvette swaps these Land Rovers that are high end, really high end Land Rovers that are really high quality. And then they just send it to him and he swaps him out. And he does really good for himself. So he's very mechanically handy. He's always been that's a good dude. So cheers. And I got him into the show. So yeah, so he's specifically, yeah, yeah, he's pretty nuts. So he's a fun guy. That's important. Real quick, where were you when you got the phone call that you would want? So I'm a truck driver by trade. I was at one of our customer, customer of mine, we're like a lawn and garden supplier. And we do greenhouse stuff. We also provide the parts for building greenhouses and stuff. And so this customer I was there, I pull in, I go into the trailer and I'm looking at their stuff and then I get a message from Dan on Facebook. Hey, check your your email. I was like, no way. And then I look at me, I look at my email, he's like, Hey, you're one, you know, replace app that you if you want to go and all that stuff. And I had like the Kurt Russell moment in Miracle where he beat the Russians. I was like, yeah. And then I then I all of a sudden come back to reality, I'm like, okay, what are these people getting again? I don't want to send them the, you know, drop the wrong stuff off at a customer. But it was car, it was crazy. And I sent, I messaged Gina and was like, yeah, I ended up winning the slank. She's like, no way. So crazy. Yeah, it's been crazy. Dan picks them. It's totally random. It's just a list of never, I never win anything either. So it's pretty crazy. That's great. That's not. And then you end up last night at Red Lobster. By the time you walked in, all 42 dishes were out, I was like, laid out on the table. Holy shit, guys. And I think I just gave you a lobster. They did. Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was good. I never been a Red Lobster either before. So that was first. You don't have them in Michigan? We do have a Michigan. I think it was just the fact that, I don't know, when I was a kid, we just never went there. No cut. Just never went there. And it just didn't ever appeal to me, I guess. But it was pretty good food, though. Even though it was, it wasn't hot, but it was all right. It's not your fault. That's not ours. It's not your fault. United fault. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Let's blame United, God. I blame United, God. You guys suck. Yeah, you guys fly. Southwest. Oh, you big Southwest guy. That's the only ever time I, whenever I fly, it always happens to be so the west. All your 10 flights are on Southwest. Oh, my 10 flights of the Southwest. You want to get away? And it's you. So, and I, of course, have brought your lovely wife a nice bottle of wine from Traverse City. Is she still here? No, she did. But yeah, she definitely is excited about it. And then I brought you guys some really fancy Traverse City whiskey. It's cherry. Is this from your neck of the woods? Yeah, this is from, well, I go to, I frequent Traverse City as one of my customers. Of course, I didn't buy it when I was at work, but they're really, well known for their whiskey. Okay, so cherry flavored whiskey. And it's definitely come highly recommended by my older brother who is a whiskey connoisseur. So a canoe, sir, if you will. Oh, yes, sir. If I can pop this thing, I'll take a shot of you live on air. Because I want to test it. Everybody who brings it from their city always says this is great. And Traverse City is, there's a cherry capital of the world and they are, they got lots of really good wine up there. You can grow cherries in that climate to cherry capital of the world. They're, actually it's cherry fest this week. And they're going to have the blue, the blue angels and everything fly over and do a show. Really? Yeah. No, Traverse City. I got the blue angels coming. Way up if you guys aren't from Michigan. Let's see. It's right here. Way up here by tip of your pinky. Everybody from Michigan always uses the hands. Hey, man, you always got, you always got it with you. Nice. So it's a, so it's a good, it's over liable. You hope, you hope. Unless you got an armless person out there. All right, let's see this. Traverse City whiskey company, what proof is this 70? All right. American cherry edition. So is it cherry flavored? Mm hmm. Nice little smoggy. Cheers. Traverse City. Cheers, God. Pretty fucking good. Yeah. Mm hmm. That's pretty fucking good, dude. Goddamn. Do you know these people? No, it's, it's just a, it's a company that's up there. It comes very highly wrecked. My brother, whenever he gets, when he gets a nice bottle whiskey, he gets one of those. So, yeah. Oh, so I'd tell you if it's shitty, there was a listener who brought some dog shit to the studio. Oh, really? Yeah. And I was just like, Hey, bro, I was crazy. And it was like 110 proof. Jeez. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. Yeah. And I'm starting to try and dab a little bit into the whiskey game too. I've been mainly just a beard salter guy, but I'm trying to broaden my horizons a little bit. So I'm getting into some other shit. There's a great whiskey place up the street here. Um, fuck. What's the name of that one? Hey, Bob, it's in dripping springs. Treaty Oak. That's it. Yeah. Treaty Oak is up there. And then, uh, there's another little whiskey shack right on, uh, Route 12 and 290. That's not far up the road as well. Surprising amount of whiskey. When you walk in, you're just like, Oh, shit. Yeah, that's crazy. That was the first time I had Pappy was in there. Oh, yeah. Oh, geez. And I was like, Oh, fuck. I was with some, uh, important repubes. That's, that's serious. I got harkened by some repubes. And they were like, hey, dude, let's, let's have a huddle of meat up here. I was like, all right, cool about what? And they were just like, well, welcome to the state. And, uh, we ended up drinking shots of it. He was like, 80 bucks a shot. Wow. Like who's paying for this, bro? It's not 399. That's for sure. No, but, uh, but it's good. And then there's a bunch of people back there. Anybody else want to come up for drinking bro the week? Can't come up on air. I understand it's a right. It's been a rough show today. It's been a rough show today for sure. Got a ton of listeners in the studio here. There we go. We finally, here we go. There we go. Come on up, dude. Are you the guy you drove your bike in? You rode your bike in. Cross right in front of the camera. Who cares? It's your world. It's your world. I don't give a fuck. Sorry. I'm a little very high. High? Very high. Oh shit. How high did you get? Um, got in a, you got to sit in front of that microphone. I do know that. That's how high you are that you didn't even super high in front of the microphone there. Yeah, you're really high. What's your name? Jeff. Jeff. Um, who do you want to give drinking bro the week to? Um, this show, because I just, I retired and I flew out here to catch up, but you hopefully get some gig work with you on the side. But, uh, I'm part of this guy. Well, no, I'm this high right now. I just drove, I just biked here. I biked, uh, I walked, uh, to the bike rental shop yesterday when I flew in, then biked the bike back to the hotel, went to Redman's club, stirred a little ruckus up over there. Yeah. Caught some sleep. Sure. Hit LA fitness on the way here on the bike and then came here. Yeah, why not, dude? You're a dude. You're a fit dude. I figured if I was going to go for it, I'd just go for it hard. I've, I bet you've beaten a lot of men close to death, possibly to death. No, but Dan inspires me too. Yeah. I'm hoping on the tail end of my life to make up for what I missed out in the beginning. Well, ask him about it after the show. I would like to. He's got a fun one for you. He's got a fun story for you if he decides to tell it. Uh, who do you want to give drinking bro the week to? Uh, there's a girl down a floor that made this all possible for me. Okay. Her nickname is Rebel. She's a little gun tote and flirty and girl. Okay. And she helped me retire and helped me get my ass out here. And then I'm heading there. And then I'm going to bike across as I was telling you from Bradenton, Florida at the St. Augustine, when my other friends are going to teach me how to serve. All right. Well, let's get into this. Since you're, you're doing a bicycle, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're not a bicyclist who takes up the fucking road, right? Are you? No, no, no, I was actually hyped that I climbed over all the rebar to not getting the way on 290 or what is that? Thank you. Yeah, I climbed over the rebar. I was covered in mud when I got here. Yeah. And, uh, I loved it. It made it even fucking better to be honest with you. That's why I'm so fucking high right now. And I would drink more, but I have to fucking bike all the way back. That means I have to climb all the way over that shit again. I'm pretty fucked up. It's raining too. The rain helps. The mud sucks, but the rain cools me off. It's fun. I got to wait. I'm going to get pretty fucked up because the sun's killing me. Oh, God, let the sun go down. So I'm going to rage a little. And usually it's hot as fuck out here. So I love it. The rain is nice. I mean, if I did it all at once, it'd be great, but to, you know, stop and then go again. But fuck it. I don't care. Absolutely. So are you smoking weed out of that thing? Yeah. Oh, God, I kind of get a little vape with you. Yeah, yeah, because you can't walk around with sorry, you can't walk around with a bowl and a lighter and now that I'm retired, I just want to, yeah, who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Not this fucking guy. A bike tie is fucked because fucking hit live on air. God, we don't give a shit. Look at that. There it is. There to do whatever you want, kids. Okay, live your own life. I'm sorry. It's almost dead. I apologize. It's fine. Be the change you want to see in the world. You want to smoke weed, smoke weed. Be a role model. Yeah, be a good role model. Sage words of advice from you, my friend. God, I love you fucking guys. All and all the spider that people I've met fans and shit. That's why I just send your random shit on social media. I burned there since the last time I was here, my son passed away and and I'm sorry. It really, it's all right. It really fucked me up. But at the same time after I was done burning my whole life to the ground afterwards, I rebuilt it this way. So I just as a tribute to him this year, I'm going to fuck the whole world up and build an army doing it and have a goddamn good time. Man, well, thank you for being here. We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Appreciate you. To the other listeners, I understand. You got real jobs, real lives. Don't do it. Don't ruin it here on this show. You can have some hard to have sell, turn some laughs and then maybe shit yourself like the guy from a few days ago. Yeah. Back that episode up. Was it yesterday we told that story? Sorry, Tom. Okay. Look, it happens. You shit yourself, you blackout, you shit yourself. It happens. I'm not making fun of you. You're saying, you know, maybe clean off the toilets when you do something like that. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. At that point, for Anthony and Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bros. 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